Direk JP Habac guests in this special season-ender episode in an attempt to clear his name, pero dinumihan niya lang lalo. Tapos sinipa sa hukay. Tapos dinuraan. Join us as we talk about our lives' most cinematic moments and how we use them in the stories we tell. Also, Gaya sa Pelikula coming out this September 25 on Globe Studios' YouTube channel beke nemen!!! (Powered by Globe Studios)

In this episode of Sta. Roselle Nava, Tonette and Gege talk to someone willing to shrink herself only to win back the man she loves who left her because he's TOO INSECURE TO ACCEPT NA HINDI NIYA KABAWASAN ANG SUCCESS NG PARTNER NIYA GIGIL NA GIGIL KAMI JUSKO BITCH HOLD MY PURSE SUSUGURIN KO 'YAN. (Use the hashtag #AngWalangKwentangPodcast and tweet us at @tonetjadaone and @theRainBro! Powered by Globe Studios.)

Kailan ka huling nagpamasahe? Nakapaglibot-libot sa mall? Nag-videoke with friends? Nag-travel? Miss mo na ba silang lahat now that we're stuck at home? Kami rin. And oh, the concerns of the privileged, right? In this episode, Tonette and Gege talk about everything they miss about the pre-COVID world and ruminate (RUMINATE!?!) on the privilege implied by the things we miss. P.S. Mass Testing, beke nemen! (Use the hashtags #AngWalangKwentangPodcast #WalangKwentangNakakamiss when you tweet about us! Powered by Globe Studios.)

This week's letter sender is someone who fell for their f*ck buddy. They wrote to ask Tonette and Gege how to get out of such a set-up especially when despite the epal na feelings, they're actually enjoying it. Gaano kalaking peace of mind ba ang willing kang i-endure sa ngalan ng tawag ng laman? Honestly, we don't know why they're asking us such questions e ang yucky—premarital sex? We don't know her! (Powered by Globe Studios)

Nagsuot ka ba ever ng butterfly hair clips? Can you identify the filmography of Anna Larrucea? Sa showdown ng EB Babes at Sexbomb, kanino ka kumampi? In this episode, Tonette and Gege wave the jologs flag proudly! Kung feeling mo masyado kang cool for this, magsumbong ka sa baranggay. (Or kay Tiyang Amy.) Tweet us at @TheRainBro and @tonetjadaone and use the hashtags #AngWalangKwentangPodcast #WalangKwentangJologs (Powered by Globe Studios)

In this episode of Sta. Roselle Nava, we have a 29-year-old ate who's still single despite being game na game to mingle. Ang hinihingi niya sa amin, chill. Ano kami? Ref? Join Tonette and Gege as they try to help this Pinoy in Australia who's been feeling atat about their solitude. Ang tanong: hanggang saan ka dadalhin ng pagka-choosy mo? (Powered by Globe Studios)

We all miss our friends terribly, so Tonette and Gege dedicate a full episode to honor the friendships that we have. Mula sa pagpapautang sa atin hanggang sa pag-duet sa videoke kapag si Jaya na ang nakasalang; mula kalokohan ng mga open forum nung high school hanggang sa pagbatok sa atin sa mga maling taong minahal natin; mula sa pagramay sa ating heartbreaks hanggang pag-cheer sa ating mga tagumpay. Sabi nga ng How I Met Your Mother, “It’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.” Cheers to our friends! Pautang naman! Powered by Globe Studios.

Nang magsaboy ng kamalasan sa pag-ibig si Papa God, feeling ni Antonio Miguel ang aga niyang nagising at naglaro sa kalsada with his arms wide open. But is it really kamalasan? Or is it an offortunity for an eggzayting new layf? In this special twennyeth episode (Sta. Roselle Nava, tulungan mo kami!), Tonette and Gege read the letter of a man who finds himself in a Primetime Bida teleserye plot. But don't worry, walang kidnapan na nauwi sa warehouse at walang palitan ng anak sa ospital. But are we sure? (Powered by Globe Studios.)

Tumatalon ka rin ba tuwing Bagong Taon kahit tapos ka na sa growing years? Dumaraan sa 7-Eleven pagkatapos makipaglamay para magpagpag? Naglalagay ka rin ba ng pulang rosas sa bulsa para swertehin sa pag-ibig? Joke lang ‘yung pangatlo, pero yes, in this episode, Tonette and Gege talk about pamahiins that color Pinoys’s everyday life. Kung wala nga namang mawawala, susundin natin, ‘di ba? Kaya hala, ihulog na ang tinidor o kutsara, baka naman may dumating nang pag-ibig sa wakas! (Powered by Globe Studios.)

Our Tanga of the Week asks, tanga bang nagmahal siya kahit alam niyang masasaktan pala siya? We all know the answer, pero mukhang gusto ni letter sender na makarinig pa ng masasamang words. In this Sta. Roselle Nava episode, Tonette and Gege lecture about the inevitability of pain when loving and the problem with bi erasure. Bisexuals are real. We love you! Powered by Globe Studios.

Malalim ba ang iniisip mo o sadyang sabaw ka lang? Na-send mo ba sa Nanay mo ever ang text na dapat ay para sa nilalandi mo? Lumampas ka na ba ever sa babaan mo ng jeep? In this episode, Tonette and Gege talk about our most lutang moments. If you are such an individual, please itulog mo na 'yan, friend. (But listen to this episode first!) Powered by Globe Studios.

In this episode of Sta. Roselle Nava, it is not enough for Tonette and Gege to talk some sense into our letter sender. Teh, exorcism ang kelangan ni teh! Because in the modern world, it is simply unacceptable to share your Netflix account with your ex and the person they replaced you with! Ipanalangin natin siya. (Powered by Globe Studios.)

Bakit lahat ng elementary school ay dating sementeryo raw? Kumusta na yung white lady sa Balete Drive? Nanganganak ba ang kisses? In this episode, Tonette and Gege talk about the many urban legends that persist in our society. Where do they come from? Why don't they fade into oblivion? What is the role of the media in all this? To quote, drag queen superstar Katya, "I don't know. I'm not a scientist." Powered by Globe Studios.

She loved him at his worst. He had her at her best. And he chose to block her on Facebook. Why? Kasi he needs to prioritize his family raw after their four years of being together. But no, this girl is not an ordinary tanga like you. This is not an ordinary tanga situation. Find out why. Powered by Globe Studios.

Your crush added you on FB? Bebentahan ka ng condo. Up for coffee? Magbebenta ka ng gluta. In this episode, Tonette and Gege talk about the various scams that plague our society! Why do we fall for it? Is it loneliness? Is it stupidity? Why is honesty such a lonely word? Cynthia Villar, pa-research naman. Powered by Globe Studios.

On this episode, Gege and Tonette address a letter sender who's being haunted by the ghost of a past lover. Actually, charot lang kasi ginusto niya rin. But what to do when the ex who came back is also hung up on a more recent ex? Naguluhan ka? Kami rin, e. Please listen and share tayo sa sakit ng ulo. We can't do it alone. (Powered by Globe Studios.)

Is this a blessing in the sky? Are you ready for the rest of your life mo? Are you a Melanie Marquez stan, too? In this episode, Gege and Tonette share stories about the English language and the many instances in which Pinoy botched it. But then again, o e ano ngayon? E we were screwed by the country that brought it here naman so... There you go! (Powered by Globe Studios.)

Do you know where you're going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you? For the first time in Sta. Roselle Nava, Tulungan Mo Kami history, hindi tungkol sa pag-ibig ang problema ni letter sender! 25-year old Dan Mangga asks Tonette and Gege about quarter-life crisis, the abomination that are the 30 Under 30 lists, and the jobs that simply pay the bills. Powered by Globe Studios.

Odette Quesada once wrote, "Love is not a game that children play." So in this episode, Tonette and Gege take a rest from all your love problems and focus on the things that matter the most: Batibot, 90's sitcoms, at 'yung lintek na Black Lady sa Magandang Gabi Bayan Holloween—all of which parts of the childhood that made them (and maybe you too). Powered by Globe Studios.

In this episode of Sta. Roselle Nava, Tulungan Mo Kami, a real-life Bujoy letter sender asks katangahan experts Tonette and Gege what to do with their 10-year unrequited love for their best friend. Should they give up? Or should they just keep chasing pavements? In any case, tumabi kayó riyan dahil may tanga. Powered by Globe Studios.

Tonette and Gege put their dignity on the line as they recall their most embarrassing moments - from an awkward encounter with an actor to being caught with their pants down (literally?) - when they wished that lupa would lamon them. Well, niluwa sila ng lupa, and they lived to tell the tale, more makapal ang mukha ever after. Powered by Globe Studios.

For some reason, letter senders from the Church of Roselle Nava are seeking the advice of fellow tanga sa pag-ibig Tonette and Gege. And because this is an opportunity for them to feel superior by laughing at other people's kagagahan, they accepted the challenge. Warning: They will laugh at you. But maybe it's time to ask ourselves: "Baka deserve ko naman?" Letter senders Anonymous and Chichi, thank you for sharing your stories. Ginusto n'yo 'to. Powered by Globe Studios.

Straight ally Tonette makes tsika with proud homosexual Gege and special guest and super trans woman Thysz Estrada about life as members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Ano'ng ambag ni Dennis ng Ghost Fighter and a certain PBB episode to the millennial queer's collective experience eme? P.S. Happy Pride, beh! Lablab. Now powered by Globe Studios.

Katangahan sa pag-ibig experts Tonette and Gege rate their funniest and proudest moments of kagagahan - from buying cellphone load for their crush who won’t reply to traveling all the way to Quezon Province alone. Oh, the things we do for love! Roselle Nava, patron saint of kamartiran sa pag-ibig, have mercy on us. (Join our Facebook group for our after-podcast tsikahan! Share your own katangahan with us! Hindi pwedeng kami lang ang tanga!)

Former aliping saguiguilids Gege and Tonette look back on their first jobs and bottom-of-the-foodchain days - from distributing flyers in Monumento to writing for a porn site, from selling underpriced yosi to crying over being underpaid. It’s nice to look back, sabi nga ni Adele, “when we were young,” and sabi nga ni Alanis, when we were broke but happy. Cheers, beybehhh!

Master manginginom Gege and neophyte manginginom Tonette share their most memorable lasing days - from the first time they got drunk to the beer nights that were too great to remember. For mature audiences only who know how to drink responsibly and love fully, sabi nga ng “I’m Drunk, I Love You.” R-18. (Tweet us at @TheRainBro and @tonetjadaone!)

College orgmates Tonette and Gege reminisce about the origins of their katangahan sa pag-ibig where else but in the time and place when we thought we would never love as much - College. (Tweet us at @tonetjadaone and @TheRainBro!)