Well we told you sneaky sausages that we would have a super special episode for the end of 2023. And whaddya know HERE IT IS. We were cauldron blessed to have the chance to talk to Rosie (aka Acourtofthornsandrosie on TikTok and chemicalrosie_ on Insta) about a bunch of delightful and traumatic SJM canon and theory. OBVIOUSLY THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ALL THINGS SJM. NOTHING IS SAFE. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS. Rosie is an absolute angel in human form and we are so grateful to wrap up 2023 with her. This is our last episode for the year and we will see you in 2024 for HOFAS baby!

Welcome to this weeks episode of the post cum come down. No, we are not in the house of Jesus. We are covering House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas with the incredible Emilysbookedup and Alittlebitbooked. We hope you are ready to suck down some grilled mermen like a golf ball through a garden hose. And if you’re not well too bad because we will play a tiny violin of jizz until it’s too uncomfortable and you need to put your toes away. If that doesn’t make sense then we guess you better listen to the episode. Music References: Out of the Woods by Taylor Swift Breakfast by Dove Cameron Fan Art: indrakiin  Gabrielleragusi Madschofield Naarielart Ajn_art  Elizianna.the.one

Well Chestnut Springs enthusiasts, it’s time. It’s time for broken Beau. It’s time for Bailey and her Baps. It’s time to get in a caravan that may or may not be a euphemism for Beau’s asshole. It’s time to read Hopeless by Elsie Silver. It would not be a normal episode if there was not a sensational amount of references to out of pocket songs, bubble baths, snorkelling in bath water and of course - as always- more thirsting over a fictional man. Our episodes are fortnightly for the rest of 2023 but we will back soon as we dive into another highly requested series soon!

Welcome back camp counsellors. This week we are sure that the fire in our pants is a good thing as we cover Wildfire by Hannah Grace. Your co-hosts are joined by special guests Tayreads and Caitsbookrecs as we spend the summer having a blast and fucking all over this sweet adorable summer camp. How can we fit so much goodness into one short episode? Don’t you worry because, in the words of our MMC: we will make it fit. 

That's right, its been six months since the last time you saw behind the curtain so its time for another bloopers episode. This episode features some of our many guests hosts as well as a phenomenal broadway show by none other than Georgia's partner Aiden. We hope you will enjoy this song and dance and then come back next week as we go back to our regularly scheduled programme.

This week we have a fantastically fucked up gift for you neurodivergent baddies. The OG Foursome has reunited as Ellie and Claire popped in for a quick traumatic event.  What is that traumatic event you may ask? Well be sure to just share this episode directly with your therapist as we take a page out of Gia’s TikTok series Weird, Crazy, Fucked up books.  We cover SIX absolutely bonkers books AKA: Taken by Canada by Colt Alcove (yes the country) Taken by the Lightning Bolt by Colt Alcove (yes the weather event) Claimed by a Coffee Mug by Shayla Storm (will never be able to have a coffee again) Back for Seconds (A Reverse Harem Feast) by JL Logosz (gobble gobble) Double Trouble by Kehlani Booth (…insisting on incest apparently) Space Raptor Butt Invasion by Chuck Tingle (self explanatory) Be warned. There is a reason they are called WEIRD. CRAZY. FUCKED UP. But silver lining we get to watch Ellie react to this in real time. Sick. We are taking a quick breather after this episode but will be back soon for some new releases!  

This week we are moonwalking into the delectable gothic tale that is Belladonna by Adalyn Grace.  We are joined by Emilysbookedup from bookstagram as we all collectively swoon over a new shadow daddy. There are references to Michael Jackson, cannibal babies and literal barns for hands. We hope you enjoy this episode! Music Reference: You and I by PVRIS: Fan art: Dazzlingjedi  janedark_7  Bethgilbet_art commissions for atouchofmagicdesigns  Hatchatwork  Elizianna.the.one  Abigail_larson  Sage.and.other.herbs  Luxury_banshee Artoffrostandflame 

Welcome back! Hide your bums and bunny rabbits, this week we’re covering PenPal by JT Geissinger. If you thought your normal hosts were unhinged, you’re going to want to truly strap in for this episode. Our two special guests tayreads & caitsbookrecs help us create a musical masterpiece with the likes of Rhianna, Hannah Montana, Labrinth and many more. Yes, there may also be references to our FMC being f*cked by a sea cucumber, plunging asses, prolapsing bunny rabbits and thumbs in bums. But if there wasn’t any obscure references, would it truly be an episode of A Book & A Bev? Music Reference: Just Pretend by Bad Omens.

This week we are bringing you two amazing things: the novella, Six Scorched Roses by Carissa Broadbent; and a special guest host from bookstagram - Jess aka alittlebitbooked In this episode, we sink our teeth into this short and sharp novella but don’t you worry as there is still debauchery to be had.  We have a clear distrust of all things dust and pig tails. However at the same time we are manifesting ourselves as the literal bed of vampy daddy Vale. Be warned that  Briony has some technical issues at the beginning of this episode and glitches into the multiverse. None the less, we hope you will accept this rose (don’t ask where we were storing it) and enjoy this episode. Music Reference: Oblivion by Bastille Fan Art: castleinthesky

Strap into your chaps and unleash the dirty little slut. Let’s go! This week we are wrapping up book 4 of the Chestnut Springs series with Reckless by Elsie Silver. We have a special appearance by not only Tayreads as a guest host but also Rob Kardashian and Geoff the purple wiggle (in spirit). There is also a variety of muzzing, line dancing and the Macarena while we all collectively get pregnant from Theo Silvia’s dirty mouth. There is also some sad news with a podcast update at the end of this episode. Stay tuned for more info. 

Welcome one & all to an encounter with three women going absolutely feral over one grumpy, fictional cowboy. Today we’re covering Heartless by our lord and saviour Elsie Silver.  There may be mentions of semen slip & slides, pushing kids in pools & pizza sandwiches. Not only that but we’re making Ellie extremely uncomfortable by reading all of the extremely filthy things that our MMC says, out loud, in your ears. You’re welcome. Hold onto your cowboy hats and chaps, you’re not ready for our filthy mouthed Daddy Cade.

Howdy partners. In a twist that we didn’t really see coming, we are (as a collective) now buckle bunny’s and we are taking you all with us.   That’s right. Slap my ass in some chaps and call me M’AM because this week we start the sensational Chestnut springs series with Flawless by Elsie Silver. We learn about Briony’s cowboy related trauma, the perks of whipped cream and you get bonus content in the form of explicit dirty talk from not only the MMC but your cohosts as we jump on the back of a bull and ride it all the way home to where we are brawling over who gets what brother. Are you surprised? We would hope not at this stage.  Music Reference: - Playlist is in the book you sexy beasts. Fan Art: - NIL which makes us sad.

Get yourself a sick tan and some new adidas sneakers and let’s go to the Navarro cheer squad finals because this week your co-hosts are gasping in fantasy. It’s time for Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. We have got references to big black dragons, Joe from princess diaries, weaponised ejaculate coming from the bottom and Captain Jack Sparrow. We also meet new member of the super-hot-fictional-men-that-we-would-let-break-our-backs club.  NEW EPISODES WEEKLY. Music Reference: Devil I Know by Suki Waterhouse The Great War by Taylor Swift Fan Art: Castleintheskky Aokiart_ Llibiarts hachandraws Ajn_art Blueillusionart rosiethorns88 Emilia.mildner cludi_a_  Hmmr.art drsoaresrex

HELLO AND GOOD EVENING TO ALL THE GIRLS, GAYS AND THEYS. We are back from our mid year break and this weeks episode is on another LGBTQ rom com. AKA Astrid Parker Doesn’t Fail by Ashley Herring Blake.  We can’t wait for you to join us as we eat pray love our way from cancer and into a platonic sister love puddle. Among other things, this episode will feature obscure references to Bob the builder, the fashion icon that is Dangerfield, Jasper Cullen and Platonic sister love puddles. Slay. Music Reference: Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift (Taylors Version) (obvs) Fan Art: Beccapodos  Nkwiinter lenikauffman

NON-EPISODE EPISODE: Mid Year Catch Up Hello to all the girls, gays and they. We are rested, recuperated and ready to get up in your ear holes once more. That's right your favourite bookish sluts are back from mid year break. In this weeks mini episode we are catching up on what we have been reading and what you can expect from us over the next six months.

Well it might not be December but this week we are getting surprisingly hole-y as we wrap up the final two books in the Mindfuck series. That’s right - its time for All the Lies and Paint It All Red by S.T.Abby. Brace yourselves because this week we have obscure references to multiple childhood cartoons (aka Sonic the Hedgehog and Kim Possible) whilst also mentioning other moments of your childhood like Princess Diaries. I’d say make it make sense but I CAN’T MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. Anyways, new episodes out weekly. Music References: Down with the Sickness by Disturbed Little Girl Gone by Chinchilla Nameless by Stevie Howie Fan Art: calorethorn_arts  Ludwig.is.tired  Yasartpage Kloartz 

This week are not responsible for anything as we dive into these two stressful books, Sidetracked and Scarlet Angel by S.T.Abby aka books 2 and 3 in the series. Not only do we discuss a feminist batman ruining men physically, emotionally and financially, but we also watch Briony get reflux a she is so unsettled by the comparison in foreskin and chicken skin. There is also Dobby the house elf, Snoop Dogg and a bunch of cunt. What’s new. As per usual please remember to check your trigger warnings for all of the books we cover. Although this series does not have triggers in the book itself, we highly recommend that you do your own research. Music Reference: Aimed to Kill by Jade leMac Vigilante Shit by Taylor Swift

Strap in for the vampire joy ride of your life as this week we wrap up the Nightborn Duet with The Ashes and the Star Cursed King by Carissa Broadbent. We are in a state of distress and we can’t tell if that’s because of vampire shrek guarding his swamp that may or may not have made its way into a glass full of Raihn’s ball sweat or, among other things,  Zombie Prince Phillip, Evil Elena Gilbert, or bean sprout bat wings. You decide. New episodes out weekly! Music Reference: From the Grave by James Arthur Fan art: Alicemariapower  Awesicle  Hachandraws  Alicia.mb.art  Bookishaveril  _katecherr_ Palinlineart

Well buckle up your lab coats because this week two thirds of the podcast cover the Star Wars fan fiction turned fluffy rom com that is the Love Hypothesis. And Ellie sits alone in the corner with her tits out to assist anyone with a flat tire. Don’t ask questions because we don’t have answers.  Join us as we compete in ready steady cook with Edward Cullen and that ranga called Jeremy. New episodes weekly on all podcasts platforms and YouTube. Be sure to check out bonus content on Instagram and TikTok.  Music Reference: Love Hypothesis playlists on Spotify. Fan Art: Lilithsaur on Tumblr aka NSFW Reylo fan art. You are welcome: https://lilithsaur.tumblr.com/

Welcome back to another episode where we go down under and dirty with this fang banger, The Serpent and the Wings of Night by Carissa Broadbent. Your hosts are dodging our FMC’s squirting in chaps, Briony is confused on if we want to fuck our fictional dad, Ellie is making her children compete for her affection in the hunger games and Georgia is just minding her own business while we find out what happened to Bambi’s mom. New episodes weekly on all podcasts platforms and YouTube. Be sure to check out bonus content on Instagram and TikTok.  Music Reference: Treacherous by Taylor Swift Fan Art: - Castleintheskky - Storywrappers - Cir.arts - Mageonduty - Lauri.arts  - Annahenriart  - Romantasyart  - Listening_stars_

Sorry.. did you say you wanted age gap romance? An older man who’s financially stable? And…. A cum loofa? Well then look no further, this week A Book and A Bev are covering Penelope Douglas’, Birthday Girl.  There’s slip, slop, slapping, wet humping, Better Homes & Gardens, wet melons and vagina splinters. We all end up confused by the general Brady Bunch vibe at the end of the book but hey, who can say no to a financially stable and emotionally available older man?  New episodes weekly!  Music reference: Penelope Douglas’ Book Playlist

Welcome everyone, to a podcast you may or may not be offended by.  This week your hosts are talking about demon children, different types of tacos and biting headboards while we cover Verity by Colleen Hoover. Were we distressed? Were we confused? Were we questioning the thought process of every single character in this book? The answers are all yes.  We’re looking into antics with coat hangers, salt licking evil children, bop-it sex & being skewered like a kabab… how did we get here? Stay tuned to find out!   Music Reference:  Mastermind by Taylor Swift 

Your hosts Georgia, Briony and Ellie are back this week with a Q&A episode answering all your burnings questions. We have gone through the archives and pulled together some of our best (questionable) work for your enjoyment. If you thought our normal episodes were unhinged... Find us on Tik Tok, Instagram and YouTube @abookandabev

Welcome to our first Dark Romance novella! That’s right, we’re discussing the ins and outs of squirting, knife play, penis piercings while we cover The Dare by Harley Laroux! Your hosts get up close and personal with spread labias, consuming semen and getting flemmy, your hooha being used as a wax melt, being filled like a gas tank, coughing up ‘children’ and somehow still manage to mention Jesus in Mary’s womb… questions are asked and answers are rarely given. Tune in Wednesday at 7pm (ACDT). Music reference: - Freak on a Leash by Korn Fanart: - @puhnatsson (our MMCs)

Oh baby - this week we are ready to be exclusive with Icebreaker by Hannah Grace. We’ve got Ellie awkwardly reading you hardcore smut, a weirdly timed reference to Georgia’s Yr 12 Drama class and Briony is trying to give you your 13th reason with non-stop references to the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. You’re welcome. Of course it wouldn’t be an episode of A Book and A Bev without your cohosts trying to become sister wives for Henry Cavill but we are sure you expected nothing less. Music Reference: Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift Fan Art: Miss.sketched Read_and_repeat And of course (peep the Tessa Virtue and Scott Muir routine or we can’t be friends) https://youtu.be/wOEKdWrtz6U 

Suns out, bare bums are out.  It’s time for book two in the Bridge Kingdom series by Danielle Jensen aka the Traitor Queen. Sick. Join your cohosts Briony, Ellie and Georgia as the err to the side of anal, take a ride on Jack Black the camel, encounter a bare baboon butt in the wild and discover our FMC’s love for screaming during coitus. Noice. Also shout out to Koala’s with STD’s. Music reference: Haunted by Taylor Swift Fan art: Nataliebernardart Dominiquewesson Salteas

Welcome to one of our most diabolical episodes yet. We are finishing up the series with Kingdom of the Feared by Kerri Maniscalco. Are we happy about it? No. Did we still do the episode? Yes. You are welcome. There are versions of floorboards, high school musical, a questionable amount of tight penetration and a girl in who 20’s having the misplaced confidence of a middle aged white man. If that doesn’t make any sense well just wait until you read the book. As they say, as above so below. Musical Reference: High School Musical (again don’t ask) Fan Art: Jemlin_C The.sketching.hour Alexandraczerw_art Georgia’s hand drawn sketch

Welcome back!!!  We’re so grateful to all of our listeners and to say our thanks, we’re back with a NEW SEASON OF A BOOK AND A BEV!! And what a better way to start off than with the heart breaker herself, Colleen Hoover.  That’s right, very fittingly, we’re covering It Starts With Us. We’re treating Ellie like the dirty street rat she is by forcing all the feelings down her throat. We discussing Lily & Atlas finally getting their time, squirting out children, then drowning them in breastmilk & Henry Cavill being shirtless… again.  There’s also an unfortunate mention of a book that discusses having coitus with someone’s eye socket and a metal rod being used to do inappropriate things. You’re welcome!  Ellie’s music References:  - Hell or High Water by Billy Raffoul  - She Used to be Mine by Sarah Bareilles

HAPPY 2023 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! We’re kickstarting our year with the FINALE of Kingdom of Ash. No one said this final episode would be pretty, we’re dealing with the sun baby from Telletubbies, maeves burn book & step up 12, the final dance battle. We’re taking a short break after being broken by the Throne of Glass series. We’ll be back at the beginning of Feb for more of your FAVOURITE content 🤍 Music References: - Time by Hans Zimmer - Running up that hill (violin version) by Joel Sunny - Heroes by Zayden Wolf - Queendom by Aurora - Daylight by Taylor Swift Fan art: - Mellendraws - mbohnet_art - Madschofield - starsscrapers - Kayrakhan - Mistilteinn.art - Hachandraws - Morgana0anagrom - Simsamy - Snowarox - theclever.crow - Celestial.kingdomsart - Inkfaeart - Dominiquewesson - Alicemariapowere

Welcome to our second to last episode of A Book and A Bev for 2022! We’re going out with a bang covering our third part in the KOA marathon.  This week we cover a variety of traumatic aspects of KOA, from tiny wyvern whores, shitting in catapults, Lorcan tap dancing morse-code on Elides vag, giant men with wackamole penises and to top of it, a special mention to our old pal Aston Kutcher. Everyone gets lots of snaps this week everyone snaps  Next week is our last episode for the year! We’ll be back at the end of January 2023    Music Reference:   The Story of Us - T Swizzle   Fan Art:  - Starscrapers - Paintfaery - Dominiquewesson - Mellendraws - Dianadworak - Nabooksart - Tloczuss - Isabellamhsmith - Emilia.mildner

Well we really wish we could tell you that we pulled it together for this episode but in unsurprising news...we did not.   Its part two of Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J Maas.   We have references to Queen Elsa aka King Dorian, a shout out to the only female prime minister in Australian history, Aelin living her best life on a flamingo floatie and an honourable mention to the tent that is Yrene's flaps. We know. None of that makes sense. Anyways tune in next week for part 3. MUSIC REFERENCE: Cults + Offering - Gilded Lily FAN ART: Theclever.crow  Ilik_art  Mellenddraws  Bloodydamnit 

Strap in for a short, sharp and shiny episode as we cover part 2 of Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas. It’s a surprisingly aggressive episode given we discuss a book about emotional and physical healing. Briony nearly gets into a brawl over Nesryn’s singing ability, Ellie is on a rampage to destroy everything related to stale lettuce and Georgia is actually encouraging petty theft by stealing peoples socks. Anyways tune in next week for part 3 of Tower of Dawn. New explicit episodes out weekly! 🖤

Welcome back to another episode of your favourite podcast as we dive into one of our favourite books. It’s part two of Empire of Storms.   We join the rare and fascinating Aelin and her a scooby gang of exceptionally attractive companions as they go full Pirates of the Caribbean in Skulls Bay.   There’s Taylor Swift, a huge shout out to Elides huge Baps, Camp Rock. We also FINALLY encounter Rowan’s velvet wrapped steal as they go head to head with Greenpeace and designate the ecosystem of Skulls Bay.   Part 3 out next week!

This episode goes out to the girls, gays and they’s. Your cohosts add EVEN MORE fictional characters to their thirst list as we cover Empire of Storms by Sarah J Maas. From Dorian wearing some havianas to Ilken scene girls, this episode is bound to take an unexpected trip to Skulls Bay with the Aelin and the gang. Honestly expect the unexpected but you knew that already. New episodes out weekly!

EPISODE 36  Your hosts Briony, Georgia and Ellie are back with break from our Throne of Glass coverage with a smut buster and a special guest, Tayla @taysreads! The girls embark on a dirty retelling of Peter Pan - The Never King by Nikki St. Crowe. Yes you did read that right. Peter Pan. With his Lost Boys in search of some lost pussay. There’s uncomfortable brotherly bonding, surprising references to our late monarch as well as Briony’s uncanny likeness to another childhood character, Lightning McQueen. There are no fan art references this week - for obvious reasons you sickos. If you want more Book & A Bev chaos find us on TikTok and instagram @abookandabevpodcast

Episode 34 - Heir of Ass (Heir of Fire pt. 1)   3 women walk into a bar & see a broody fae male with white hair - the punch line is that we literally can’t go 5 minutes without verbally dry humping him.  Yes, you’ve guessed it. This week we’ve covering Sarah J Maas’, Heir of Fire.   We’ve got sexy fae men, a hatred for stale lettuce, lots of ass jokes and the cutest Wyvern you’ve ever heard of. Buckle in, you don’t want to miss this one!    Our episode is live now!

We’re back with part two of our Throne of Glass coverage! If you’re coming back because you think we’re going to be less unhinged this episode…. We’re not. Finger painting, egg whites, vabing???? And more thick ropes of ejaculate. Oh and I suppose there’s also the continuance of the main plot point too. We’re live on all podcast networks! Watch us on YouTube and follow us on all your socials!

Welcome to the beginning of our most chaotic episodes, it’s Throne of Glass time. Your cohosts are back for part 1 of the first book (chapters 1 - 24) in the TOG series by Sarah J Maas And yes we needed a part 1 and 2 for a 400 page book. Bite me. Prepare to watch Briony and Georgia keep incredibly chill while Ellie encounters some of our all time favourite characters for the first time. Listen on anywhere you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Remember to follow us on Instagram and TikTok. New episodes every Wednesday 7PM AEST.

EPISODE 27 - What Lies Beyond the Pussay (What Lies Beyond the Veil) This week hosts Briony, Georgia and Ellie discuss Harper L. Woods’ “What Lies Beyond the Veil”, a supposedly spicy ACOTAR with giant fae peens, a man with suspiciously soft hands and orgys to commemorate a dead kid. What more could you want? The girls have an interesting take on the love interest with his massive shlong and fish feeding tendencies, and discuss the journey of MC Estrella as she escapes the patriarchy with the help of her brother, bland bran. Ellie’s Music References: - I’m Like a Bird, Nelly Furtado  If you’re looking for more of our crazy antics be sure to follow us on Insta @abookandabevpodcast and Tik Tok @abookandabev

Happy hump day! We’re back with another one of Georgia’s smutty recommendations, this time it’s a 69 page book by our beloved Katee Robert, Theirs for the Night. We follow our girl Meg as a broke college student who decides to let her hair down on her 23rd birthday. We follow her whirlwind of a night, which is being filled with unexpected but highly appreciated surprises (Specifically there are two unexpected surprises that will be filling her orifices).   Buckle in for a book about one night of steamy fun and some MMF action my friends.    Ellie’s T Swift moment: • Miracles Happen (When You Believe) by Myra

We’re sorry in advance - this week your hosts Ellie, Briony and Georgia cover the (almost) incest filled book by Penelope Douglas, Credence. We follow the life of Tiernan, a girl with an unfortunate name living an unfortunate life after her parents voluntarily yeeted themselves from the chat of life. Our MC Tezza then goes to live with her estranged step-uncle and cousins in their isolated mountain cabin where things get a little… unusual. We meet many characters through this book, Mazza, Terry, Uncle Charlie Hunnam and cousins Lleyton Hewitt and Creepy Thin Man (who likes to sniff hair). AGAIN, we apologise for how unhinged we are in this episode. Ellie’s T Swift moment: There’s no song for this book - just listen to the playlist provided by Penelope x

On this week’s episode, we are covering one of the chonkiest books yet - From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L Armentrout. We follow one of the many Poppy’s that we have discussed on the podcast as she leaves behind a life of purity culture and follows a handsome man with dimples into the smutty abyss with the help of Georgia’s diary - WE MEAN THE DIARY OF MS WILLA COLLINS. There is also somehow zombie dobby? Unsure how we got here but what’s new with this podcast. Also prepare for Briony to be red wine drunk for the first and possibly last time. Ellie’s Music References: Arsonists Lullaby by Hosier Fan Art: Dominique Wesson. Mftfernandez Arz28 Jemlin_c Bxromance Madschofield Nataliebernardart literaii_love Jeleynai - casteel If you’re looking for more of our crazy antics be sure to follow us on Insta @abookandabevpodcast and Tik Tok @abookandabev

Welcome back to another week of absolute shambles with the girls at A Book and A Bev.    Unfortunately, we don’t have the From Blood and Ash episode you were all expecting to be uploaded tonight due to some technical difficulties. Because of this, we have been delayed by a week!  To make sure you guys didn’t get a total no-show this week, we’ve put together some never before seen/our favourite bloopers from all of our episodes so far!    For a better viewing experience we suggest watching the YouTube version of this episode    Thank you for your support and understanding as always. We will be back Wednesday next week as scheduled for the From Blood and Ash episode!

This week Ellie, Claire, Briony & Georgia cover Shantel Tessier’s book, Sabotage. Oh no step bro indeed, this one isn’t for the faint hearted. We have a long list of trigger warnings (that we suggest you read) and a serious case of degradation kink. There’s mentions of inappropriate usage of wine bottles, pussy slapping and a lot of butt stuff. We’re also not sure how but there are mentions of gnocchi in this episode too, and not the nice kind of gnocchi. We’re sorry in advance for the chaos that is this episode, deciding to do shots on a Saturday night while recording really set the tone for the entire episode to turn on its head. And it did. Ellie’s T Swift moment: There’s no song for this book - so just listen to the playlist provided by Shantel in the book x

Are you uncomfortable yet?? Well.. just hold on, because this week your hosts Briony, Ellie & Georgia are covering another smut buster. The second book in the Priest series, Sinner by Sierra Simone. We follow Sean Bell (daddy Bell’s brother) and Zenobia, a soon-to-be Nun, and their relationship journey. Be prepared to feel uncomfortable, get whiplash between different plot points and remove all signs of Winnie the Pooh from your household, because this is a weird one. OH, and there’s more household oil being used for very un-nun-like things……. You’ve been warned. Ellie’s T Swift moment: Ain’t Nun Wrong Wit It - Sprove (We do not recommend this song - it sucks)

EPISODE 18 All Your Foreskin (All Your Perfects)   Another episode, another book providing us the emotional trauma we didn’t know we were missing.  This week hosts Briony, Georgia and Ellie cover All Your Perfects by Colleen Hoover.  We take a ride through the relationship of Graham and Quinn and their struggles with infertility.   While we definitely discuss some sensitive topics throughout, foreskin is also somehow referred to - which is not surprising if you’ve listened to any previous episodes; but you’ve been warned.   Music Reference:  - Little Do You Know - Alex & Sierra   Follow us on Insta @abookandabevpodcast and Tik Tok @abookandabev

Hosts Georgia, Briony, and Ellie cover the heartbreaking book, A Thousand Boy Kisses by Tillie Cole as recommended by a listener!   We follow Poppy and Rune's story of young love and terminal cancer and discover that Georgia will do nearly anything for Brad Pitt and Ellie doesn't deal well with trauma. Like at all. Briony holds space to feel all the feelings despite the general sense of chaos in this episode.   Forewarning: parts of this book will make you cry, and parts of this episode will make you inappropriately laugh. We make no apologies!   Music references:  - I Love You; Billy Eilish  - Dare You to Move; Switchfoot  - Only Hope; Mandy Moore   Find us on Instagram @abookandabevpodcast and Tik Tok @abookandabev

Assassins, demon cats & death? Say less. This week your hosts Briony, Ellie & Georgia get stuck into one of Briony’s all time favourites - Jay Kristoffs’, Nevernight. This is a long and chaotic episode, and to be honest there’s more mention of incest and pink eye than initially anticipated but nonetheless we follow the life of Mia; a young assassin and her fear-drinking demon cat and their journey to becoming a Blade. Ellie’s T-Swift moment: * Daylight * Renegade Fan Art: * @monolimeart * @gonzalom.art * @nanfe1789 * @morgana0anagrom If you’re looking for more of our crazy antics be sure to follow us TikTok and Instagram @abookandabev

Your hosts Briony, Ellie and Georgia are back this week with the second book in Kerri Maniscalo's Kingdom of the Wicked series, Kingdom of the Cursed!  We are officially balls deep in Hell, following Emilia and Wrath through their tension filled, slow burn romance. We've got foodie moments, amazing scenery and a whole lotta Prince of Hell DICK. Thank you Kerri. The question is.. will Briony fall head over heels in love with Wrath even more? Will Emilia drive Georgia to the brink of insanity? Will Ellie ever actually have ANY questions answered? Tune in to find out!  Check out the references from the episode below: Ellie's T Swift moment: * State of Grace Fan Art: * @windbyfire * @rosiethorns88  * @Jemlin_c * @Morgana0anagro

EPISODE 13 Kingdom of the Cornetto Your hosts Briony, Ellie & Georgia are getting hungry and horny this week while covering Kerri Maniscalo’s Kingdom of the Wicked.    We follow Emilia - a young witch who, in the heat of losing someone close to her, summons a Demon Prince of Hell… The charming, hot-headed and SEXY AS HELL Prince of Wrath. When a mysterious string of deaths occur, Emilia ends up needing the assistance of the Prince of Hell to answer a long list of questions that are arising.. Will we ever actually get ANY answers though? Tune in to find out.    Check out the references from the episode below:   Ellie’s T Swift moment:  * I Did Something Bad   Fan Art:  * @Morgana0anagrom  * @Gabriella.bujdoso  * @Monolimeart  * @Jemlin_c  * @Salteas  * @Bxromance  * @talia.nobel

Episode 12   Church with Daddy Bell    Strap in your titties we’re in for a wild ride. Your hosts Briony, Ellie & Georgia participate in their own kind of Holy Blessings while reading Sierra Simone’s saucy book, Priest.    Father Tyler Bell (or Daddy Bell as we call him) faces off with temptation when he meets Poppy Danforth in his confessional booth. Will he be able to resist temptation and be the pure, holy priest he thought he was destined to be?   We’re discussing Religious trauma & holy oil being used for unholy things.  To our families, please skip this episode & come back next week. This one’s not for the faint hearted. 😇   Ellie’s T-Swift moment:   * Don’t Blame Me    References:   * THE AUDIOBOOK 🤯

EPISODE 11  Q & A / Introduction of the Fishbowl    The poddy is 10 episodes in and we’ve decided to change things up with a Q&A and future book recommendations.   This week Briony, Georgia & Ellie chat about their favourite books, characters who they resonate with (one of whom being daddy Az??) as well as books they want to cover on the pod.  We put all our listeners' recommendations into a fishbowl and draw out future eps!  Stay tuned to find out what’s coming next!   If you have any books that aren’t mentioned in this ep, please DM us on instagram! @abookandabev

EPISODE 9 A Trove of Rough Sex We’ve taken a sharp turn away from YA with this SJM number - there’s smut for daysss. Nesta & Cassian take centre stage in Silver Flames and we unpack whether Nesta can overcome her issues and become less of a surly arsehole to everyone she encounters. Georgia, Briony, Ellie & Claire raise issues with the swapping/placement of bodily fluids, discuss our mutual love for all things daddy Cas and and Az and tell interesting theories about the future of the beloved ACTOR series. Check out the references from the show below: Ellie’s Taylor Swift moment: This is me trying So it goes Fan Art: @thedustyshop @starscraoers @elizianna.the.one @artbyartemis @jemlin_c @velqris @merwildandco @lilithsaur

EPISODE 8  A Court of What the Fuck is this Book About?   AKA - Briony’s Hallmark Christmas movie, book edition. We rejoin our beloved ACOTAR series to delve into the strangely sedentary book where nothing really happens.   Your girls chat about fae intimacy and the smells it brings, Feyre’s Picasso tale and all things Christmas / Solstice / Hallmark / who knows.  Check out the references from the show down below:   Ellie’s T. Swift moment:   - Daylight  - Ready for It  - Cardigan   - Invisible String   Fan Art:  - @bloodydamnit  - @ivy_gwendolline  - @arospaintbrush

We’re back to have our collective hearts ripped out with another Colleen Hoover classic, Ugly Love. We take a JOURNEY through the lives of Tate and Miles all their trauma, smut and weirdly sexual consumption of orange juice. Georgia, Briony, Ellie & Claire unpack the relationship, red flags (Briony’s green flags), the dynamics of step-sibling love affairs, teen pregnancy and unthinkable ✨trauma✨ Check out the references from the show down below: Ellie’s T. Swift moment: - Treacherous Music reference: - Ugly love - Griffin Peterson

EPISODE 5  It Ends Georgia (It Ends With Us)  Strap in all bits and pieces for this week’s ep because we’re covering the soul destroying It Ends With Us by Colleen Hoover.   A story of love, courage and “naked truths”; hosts Georgia, Briony, Ellie and Claire hold group therapy while discussing Lily’s heartbreaking story. We hold the space for you to feel all the feelings while drowning our own in too much alcohol.   On a serious note - there is a trigger warning for this episode with themes of domestic violence, suicide and rape discussed throughout.   Check out the references from the show down below:   Ellie’s T. Swift moment:   - The Last Time  - All Too Well (Taylor’s version) - short film

EPISODE FOUR The Invisible Life of Henry Cavill’s Thighs We’re back for episode 4 of a Book and a Bev, and we’re covering the Invisible Life of Addie Larue by VE Schwab.   Your hosts Georgia, Briony, Ellie and Claire recount the story of Adeline Larue, a girl desperate to escape her future of an unhappy marriage and unwanted children who makes a deal with a Dark God (aka Henry Cavill) but doesn’t read the t’s & c’s.   Check out the references from the show down below:   Ellie’s T. Swift moment:   - Right where you left me  - Ivy   Fan Art:  - Patricia Gutierrez   - Rosie - @rosiethorns88  - Lily - @lilith_saur

EPISODE THREE  A Court of Tongue and Teeth   Episode three coming in hot! And by hot, we mean with a LOT of trauma. We’re covering A Court of Wings & Ruin; the third instalment in the ACOTAR series.   Your favourite hosts - Georgia, Briony, Ellie and Claire deep dive into book three head first, there’s betrayal, blood, death and a whole lot of mountain shaking, heat stroking, BDE type SMUT.    Check out the references from the show down below:   Ellie’s T. Swift moment:  - You know you want it.   Fan Art:  - Tiara L’Hommedieu - @bloodydamnit  - Rositsa Popova - @Rosalynnarts  - Jess - @jessdraw.s  - Jemlin - @jemlin_c Weekly episodes every Wednesday at 7.00pm AESTTBA