Talking intimately with the amazing Andrea Syrtash!  

"Coach" Eddie Pence talks about comedy, kids, and porn names.

Kimbro and Tom reluctanly take Lahna to the desert to educate her in lifestyle living.

Ariel isn't a mermaid but she is a funny comedian with great insights to share.

Adult film star Ginger Lynn moves the line back and then crosses it in the best ways possible.

Jose Chavez shares ghost stories just in time for Halloween.

Covering the past, present, and future with the very funny Kira Soltanovich.

Comedian Chris Cope talks about Conan, his heart attack, getting busted masturbating, and so much more...

talking about bath houses, masturbation, the mile high club, smelly vagina, the voice, window/Jew/pussy and so much more with Michael Austin.

Comedian Ibo Brewer shares his very personal story about his time in the military and recovering as a homeless vet.

Porn Star/Comedian Silvia Saige visits "Perfect 10" to share stories of MILF porn, online comments and so much more...

Betsy not only impacts the world by being smart, funny, and talent but she has also made the world a better place though her dedication to animal rescue.  Fall in love with Ms. Cox and listen to this very endearing episode of P10! 

Lahna and Jill Michele talk about life, sex, drugs, and so much more.

Catching up on love, life, dick pics and so much more with Nikki Wantz.

Hanging in bed with comedian and radio personality Mel Garcia.

Sally Mullins talks about her life as a comedian and porn star.

Getting to know Lahna's latest girl crush hot model/queen of the Sunset Strip/best selling author Bobbie Brown.  Bobbie tells stories she has never shared before including a fascinating description of Ed McMahon's penis. 

The "Perfect 10 Show" is back and stronger than ever with the perfect first guest Stonner Rob along with Thomas Marks and Kimbro the Pod Brother.  Watch the video on: 

Adam Richmond opens up about love, life, and politics.

Let me wet your appetite with a quick on the fly interview with Kristi McHugh. She will be back for more. I promise!

Lahna catches up with her "Limeade" husband Matty Fontana and learns why her shirt term comedy music video marriage in "Hatted The C**t" could never have survived.

Perfect 10 podcast is moving to Drombox. Learn about the new show and meet Ashley and Tom. They will be producing the show while juggling their busy sex lives of BDSM exploration.

The amazing Jill-Michele Melean shares stories about getting onto Match.com, this is meg and much more.

Yoshi Obayashi comes back for a second week to share how Illegalmagazine.org is helping influence change the worlds approach to addiction and homelessness.

Yoshi Obayashi and Lahna talk language, addiction, and porn. Lots and lots of porn...

It's so much fun getting to know Lizzy Weisman as we catch up more after last weeks episode.   

Hanging out with fellow fem perv Lizzy Weisman.

Jill-Michele Melean talks about her movie, life, love and how she's hyper orgasmic.

Talking sex, relationships, porn, ect…  With the ultimate cougar comedian Sally Mullins.   

Amazing photographer Jon White shares stories about life, kittens, and shooting porn.  

After performing at the Odd Ball Cabaret Loyd Collins shares stories of infidelity, the parallel universe, ghosts and so much more.  

One week with Devlin Wilder just wasn't enough!!! He's back for a second week to share and educate.

Devlin Wilder from Friend or Faux podcast shares his thoughts on his polyamorious lifestyle and so much more.

Comedians/porn stars Silvia Saige and Wesley Woods share stories from their lives and work.

Yashar Kafi talks Fat shaming, Pubic hair, Hipsters, Brainwashing, prostitution, porn, cross fit and so much more.  

Lahna and the amazing Dennis Hensley from "Dennis Anyone?" podswap.  

Lahna catches up with the hilarious Sally Mullins.

Getting to know iconic stripper Tonya Moon while hanging out in hollywood's most famous adult entertainment venue Jumbo's Clown Room.  

Perfect 10 pod swaps with Devlin Wilder from Friend Or Faux Podcast. Devlin share his journey from being a 31 year old virgin to being a polyamorous furry.

Lahna talks with star from E!'s new show "Second Wifes Club" Shawana Craig.  

Lahna talks religion with Sean Frack from the Mythicist Milwaukee podcast while walking around Hollywood Blvd.

Lahna talks with Curtis Taylor the 3rd about comedy, sex, trains, getting hit on in therapy, and so much more...

Listen in while Lahna gets caught up with (the never shy about sharing) Nikki Wantz.  

Comedian Big Mike shares some his many tribulations in life.

Ryan Broems shares details about his random twitter hookup in NYC. He's newly vegan so this adventure involves a (hopefully organic) banana. Listen and find out!

Lahna walks with Ryan to his late night NYC booty call.

Talking love and life with the very funny and talented comedian Kevin Alderman. 

Hanging out with some of the cast of "This is Meg" at the Cinequest film festival.  Enjoy a fun conversation between the Perfect 10 podcast  and "Indi Film Hustle" podcast.  

Christine Blackburn from Story Worthy podcast shares her sexy and inspirational story about baring it all on the back of a harley as a way to embrace turning 50.

Check out Lahna and Murray Valeriano as they knock out two podcasts in one recording session.  

Comedian and porn star Silvia Sage walks Lahna though her work in the adult industry in this hilarious interview.

Sally Mullens returns to the Perfect 10 podcast to catch us up on her latest adventures in the world of adult entertainment. 

Michelle Smoller teaches Lahna about kosher BJ's and girl on girl competition.  

Perfect 10 perfect guest Stoner Rob is back talking gangsters, pot, glass blowing, etc..

Sally comes back to share more stories with Lahna about her sex life, photo shoot with Ron Jeremy, etc.

Lahna talks with Sally Mullins talking about fetish and porn.   

Lahna talks with comedian Tony Alfano about his many brushes with death, killing, and being trapped under an 800lb man.  

Lahna is joined by stand up and internet sensation Ryan Doon to discuss having success before having an act and "having fans." Follow them on Twitter/Instagram: @lahnaturner @rydoon @allthingscomedy

Lahna is joined by comic Ariel Kashanchi to talk about taking care of yourself. Follow them on Twitter/Instagram: @lahnaturner @iranianmermaid @arielisnotamermaid @allthingscomedy @all_things_comedy

Lahna is joined by comic and radio host Sheena Metal to talk about being intersex and about having a major near death experience. Follow them on Twitter/Instagram: @lahnaturner @sheenametal @allthingscomedy @all_things_comedy

Lahna is joined by comedian and podcaster Tom Marks (The White Bronco Show) to discuss the various places one can be touched in Los Angeles. Diane Kawasaki also joins to give some more listener advice. Follow them all on Twitter: @lahnaturner @uncletiosninos @dianekawasaki @allthingscomedy

Lahna is joined by comedian/activist Tere Joyce to discuss the election, pot laws, and getting involved. Follow them on Twitter/Instagram: @lahnaturner @terejoyce @allthingscomedy @all_things_comedy

Lahna is joined by comedian Fizaa Dosani to discuss sex and love addiction. Follow them: @lahnaturner @fizaadosani @allthingscomedy

Lahna is joined by comic/actress Gayla Johnson to discuss Halloween, comedy, and the N word. Follow them both on Twitter: @lahnaturner @gaylajohnson @allthingscomedy

Lahna is joined by Pete Turner to talk about getting "essential business" done while in the military and Diane Kawasaki returns to give some advice. Follow them all on Twitter: @lahnaturner @peteaturner @breakitdonwshow @dianekawasaki @allthingscomedy

Lahna is joined by comic Cody Morley to talk about spicy things and Diane Kawasaki is back to give advice to listeners. Follow them on Twitter: @lahnaturner @codymorley @dianekawasaki @allthingscomedy

Sally Mullins joins Lahna to talk about her webshow Hello Cougar. Brenton Biddlecombe also sits in to listen to Sally's torrid tales. Follow them all on Twitter: @lahnaturner @sallymullins1 @bbcombes

Christina Hepburn and Stephanie Allen of T&A Talk Sex join Lahna to discuss sensual massage. Follow them: @lahnaturner @stephanieallen360 @chrihepburn @tatalksex

Comedian/Writer Courtney Cronin joins Lahna and guest co-host Diane Kawasaki to talk about working on cruises, rock roasts, relationship advice, and poop songs by Matt Farley.   Follow them on Twitter: @lahnaturner @courtcro @dianekawasaki @allthingscomedy

Kevin Lahaie joins Lahna to talk about doing comedy naked and then talks about his prior mental health problems. Follow Lahna & Kevin on Twitter & Instagram: @lahnaturner @kevin_lahaie

Actress, comedian, and social worker Diane Kawasak joins Lahna to talk about boobs, being petted, and relationships.

Comic Bill Devlin joins Lahna to talk about raising dogs, photography, and doing stand up at a swinger's club. Follow Lahna & Bill on Twitter: @lahnaturner @comedycocktails1 On Instagram: @lahnaturner @billdevlincomedy

Lahna, Nikki, and engineer Aaron discuss the pros and cons of being taken care of by a partner.

Hilarious comedian and old friend Eric Blake catches up with Lahna.

Lahna hangs out with comedian, singer, friend, and house guest Tiffany King.

On this episode of The Perfect 10, Lahna Turner and cohost, Nikki Wantz talk about fetishes and having sex on your period.

On this Episode of The Perfect 10, Ryan Broems talks about being on the show Love At First Kiss and crappy service industry jobs

On this episode of of The Perfect 10, comedian and actor,  Jill-Michele Melean gives us the skinny on promoting her new film, "This Is Meg" and takes us on an amazing journey about the process of crowd funding and what goes into the process of making a project you really believe in. She brings her positive energy, a fan favorite, our favorite an really is just one of us here at the  P10 podcast. Tune in now.

In this hilarious episode of The Perfect 10, host Lahna Turner and Nikki Wantz talk about swingers clubs and STDs. Nikki goes into getting a friend with benefits and how is was just so wrong it couldn't be right. The ladies talk about what they want out of relationships, and realize that sometimes what you think you want you don't want at all. Is Nikki going to go down the rabbit hole into the sex fest?  Tune in RIGHT NOW!

In this very important episode of TPT, Lahna Turner with sidekick Nikki Wantz discusses Lahna's trip to China and the recent TMZ article.  She opens up about the pending divorce and puts rumors about her to rest. She gets really open about what she's going through and what the future holds. This is very personal.  This is not one to be missed. 

In part two of two for The Perfect 10 podcast, Lahna talks about prom experiences with Matty Fontana. Nikki was out today but Lahna has a fun time with Matt talking about LA life and goes down memory lane taking about aging, dating and the industry. Matt has an awesome story about getting the hottest girl in school. 

In part one of two for The Perfect 10 podcast, Lahna talks about prom experiences with Matty Fontana. Nikki was out today but Lahna has a fun time with Matt talking about LA life and goes down memory lane taking about aging, dating and the industry. Matt has an awesome story about getting the hottest girl in school. 

Film producer Jim Warck comes to the podcast to talk about the process of film making and his favorite bands TUNE IN 

On this episode of The Perfect 10, Lahna and Nikki welcome Kimbro aka The Podbrother to the show where they talk about cooking for your lover, getting naked for a movie, one night stands vs. long term and Kimbro tells a story so shocking that Nikki almost walks off the show. This episode is not to be missed!

This week this episode is creepy and wild, Lahna and Nikki welcome Ryan Harvey Pearcy, an improviser and comedian who talks about his fetish for wanting to sleep with a pregnant woman and love of mannequins (who knew Nikki agreed?!) In a very creeptastic episode. Listen now!

On this episode of The Perfect 10, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz talk about first times with masturbation, joining the mile high club and weirdest places we have jerked off. Always personal, always weird and always funny tune in now!

On this episode of The Perfect 10 podcast, Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz ask the questions is sucking dick too personal? Sex more personal? Nikki explains to Lahna what ghosting is. They discuss seeing your parents naked, the weight battle and dating your gyno. Tune in now. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz welcome comedian Eddie Pence where they talk about seeing celebrities in random places, dick pics and meeting Ron Jeremy. Eddie talks about his upcoming webseries. Tune in. 

On this episode of The Perfect 10, Lahna and Nikki talk hygiene, shitting outside and toilet seat covers and Lahna tells her first shit story ever on the podcast! Girl talk as usual on this new episode. And want to ask the audience if fat guys like to eat pussy? Tune in! Do it now!

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz talk to guest, comedian Zach Miller where we get personal about how to clean your butt and about eating butt. It's all about the butt on this gross episode of the podcast. 

In this weeks episode of The Perfect 10, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz get extremely personal about reliving high school and introduce a new ongoing topic, first times! This first time is VIRGINITY. They both have polar opposite stories of how their first time went and Lahna debuts a preview of her new song with the working title, Symbiotic song. At the end of this episode they were scared to even post it because it gets so personal, it's almost intrusive. Check it out! 

In this episode of The Perfect 10, Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz have some girl talk. Shoot the shit about getting tattooed, getting laser hair removal and how Lahna's son like the smell of his own farts.  Nikki confesses she might be a bit too close with her mom and Lahna confesses she's a fan of Trashy Lingerie. Tune in! 

This might be the most outrageous episode of The Perfect 10 podcast yet, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz bring on comedian Ryan Broems where they talk about having sex with random strangers, dick pics and watch a man having sex with a morbidly obese woman then some Asian anal amateur porn (where they get grossed out and an education at the same time). Lahna also asks the eternal question, "Does size really matter?" This one is so crazy, we were a little scared to post! 

This week on The Perfect 10 Lahna sits down with comedian Nikki Wantz, her producer and now co-host of the podcast to tell a hilarious story about Lahna's run in with the dearly departed Gary Shandling and addresses the TMZ story. Nikki and Lahna then turn to the more naughty side and ask the age old question, Do brunettes or blonds taste better? It's a hodgepodge of hilarity. Check it out!

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, Lahna welcomes hilarious comic Chris Cope and talks about touring, road work, dating and being a bigger guy with confidence. Chris shows Lahna a new app where you can hide the sexy pictures you get from the opposite sex and gets down about the comic's life from a male point of view. Chris talks about his recently winning Big Sky Comedy Fest and the ups and downs of finding work off the stage. 

This week Lahna welcomes back Tim Chizmar, you might have remembered his off the wall story about a shit cupcake? Well, Tim is back to try to redeem himself and talk about his upcoming projects, one that he wants Lahna to be a part of. No matter how gross Tim gets, we can't help but love him. He shows a softer side and really bonds with Lahna, not to be missed! Check out this weeks episode NOW!

This week on The Perfect Ten, Lahna takes on a new approach for your listening pleasure. Talking to  Adam Tod Brown, comedian, host of the Cracked podcast, Unpopular Opinion and a horror movie aficionado, they talk scary movies. Halloween might not be for months down the road, but they get scary in this spooky and fun episode. 

This week we have part two with the hilarious Craig Shoemaker. Lahna and Craig talk about everything from having kids, divorce, the business of comedy and how to handle groupies. They get really intimate and personal talking about the trials and tribulations of the creative mind. Craig teaches us a guided meditation and how to heal with laughter.  We learn a lot of new things about the multifaceted Mr. Shoemaker in  another insightful episode. 

This week we have part one of a two parter with the hilarious Craig Shoemaker. Lahna and Craig talk about everything from having kids, divorce, the business of comedy and how to handle groupies. They get really intimate and personal talking about the trials and tribulations of the creative mind. We learn a lot of new things about the multifaceted Mr. Shoemaker in this insightful episode. Tune in.

On this very special episode of The Perfect 10, Lahna talks to the very funny Stoner Rob about infidelity and they watch a surprise episode of Beaver Bong thinking they could shock Rob (spoiler alert: nothing shocks Rob). He leaves us in stitches when we listen to a story from Lahna's gardener about his wife's cheating ways. Have a listen.

Lahna welcomes comic and stripper aficionado George Perez as they talk about the correlation between stripping and comedy. We catch up with Kasey Koop on location at Cheetah's in Hollywood and find out how this dancer/ comedian dictates her time between the pole and the mic and even teaches Lahna how to twerk in this fun episode.

In this episode of The Perfect 10, Lahna welcomes all American comic Dave Williamson and they listen to a salacious tale of S&M and scandalous acts with Tim Chizmar. We pose the eternal question, "How much is too much?" This is a time of oversharing which is nothing new but will make you squirm regardless.

On this very special episode of The Perfect 10 we are introducing an exciting new monthly segment: PORN AROUND THE WORLD. In this debut episode, we talk with the very funny Shawn Pelofsky and watch some porn from Britain. Where we dissect the culture and the cock and realize that sex from across the pond isn't all that different from here in the states.

This week Lahna welcomes comedian and host Matt Iseman to the studio where they talk about his days of being a doctor and how life has a weird way of working out they listen to Jose Chavez's tales of being robbed on the streets of Pacoima and how through a series of misses he found a hit with stand up comedy. These two are from different worlds but found the same road to laughter. 

This weeks episode Lahna welcomes funny gal co-host, Jill Michelle Melean  where they talk about comedy and dating with Lahna taking to the streets with  Mona Shaikh discussing the hijab and the public's reactions to the ladies wearing the headdress (and an interesting run in with Batman). Lots of laughs ensue as the girls get into the trials and tribulations of being women in comedy and in a mans world. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, Lahna welcomes comedian Murray Valeriano as our co-host, and Lahna takes us on the road to Chicago, interviewing a woman who helps take baseball back to a simpler time. Murray gets into detail about his love for surfing and sharks. So join us and hang ten with some interesting tales of the land and sea, were they even rip apart (no pun intended) Soul Surfer, Bethany Hamilton and get into the quirky salty side of Malibu waves. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, Lahna welcomes hilarious comedian Jackie Kashian as our co-host, and the ladies rip apart a super-fun segment with eccentric comic Ryan Broems. Jackie and Lahna listen and discuss Ryan's wild moving-to-LA and pre-comedy life stories (and share some of their own), everything from being a male stripper to joining the Army. Support your troops and comedians and listen in! 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we learn about dieting for health from comedians Jessica Michelle Singleton, who is auto-immune paleo, and Felipe Esparza, who is vegan. Listen in to learn some fun facts about the food we eat along with some hilariously irreverent stories from Jessica Michelle and Felipe on all things diet, death, and threesomes, of course. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast guest co-host Darren Carter and Lahna listen to a hilarious interview we did with comedian Flip Schultz. Lahna assesses Flip's facial hair and it's questionable manliness (hint: she's not impressed) and Darren is down for the quest. No man-hair topic goes untouched in this one, so listen and learn, fellas. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, the hilarious Felipe Esparza co-hosts with Lahna while the two listen to pornstar Porsha Carrera whip up some pasta with shrimp. Porn stars, call girls, hummus bukakes, and the YMCA locker room are just a few of the hot topics our fearless leaders conquer on episode 101. Hope you're hungry! 

The Perfect 10 Podcast is officially in TRIPLE DIGITS! For the 100th episode, Lahna and Ralphie take a trip down Perfect 10 memory lane and talk about their favorite episodes, listen to clips from some of their favorite guest moments, reminisce about how bad the audio quality used to be, and wrap it all up with a new goal of 100 more. Listen in, then go back and listen to our first 99. So thank you for listening, and here's to one-hundred more. 

Episode NINETY-NINE is here! And we catch up with Lahna and Ralphie about their LA Thanksgiving and Thanksgivings past (hint: drugs and baby-making stories). So tune in to talk turkey and take a mushroom trip down memory lane with your fearless Perfect 10 Podcast hosts. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, Lahna welcomes hilarious comic Dwayne Perkins as guest co-host. Dwayne and Lahna listen in to a segment with end-of-the-world enthusiast and doomsday prepper (and comic) Jason Hadley. As Jason discusses his plan for the apocalypse, Dwayne and Lahna do their best to poke holes, share a few laughs... and, of course, a DP story for good measure. This is one you'll want to bring with you to the end of days. And stick around after to catch Lahna gives Dwayne a pie to the face! 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast comedian Jodi Miller joins Lahna to talk about looooooove and dating (mostly dating), and what deal-breakers prevent a hookup from even happening. Enter comedian Sam Norton, who opens up about his Napoleon Complex and life as a shorter-than-average male. It's hard out there for a short guy, even harder (maybe) for a single girl over 30, so listen in to our super-shallow battle of the sexes. 

This week comedian Sam Tripoli co-hosts with Lahna to talk about everyone's favorite topic: vaginas. We listen in on a backstage segment of Lahna with actresses of the Vagina Monologues and discuss everything from hair-down-there to stem cell regenerated feeling-down-there. Listen in, then check out the Vagina Monologues video segment on Lahna's YouTube for more of our favorite subject! 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, we welcome guest co-host Darren Carter. Darren and Lahna talk comedy, kids, and crowdfunding while listening to comedian power couple Dante and Rebekah school us on their upcoming movie, Nuclear Zombies From Area 51. Once you go Nuclear Zombie, you never go back. 

We are back this week for ROUND TWO of Lahna with co-host Jill-Michele Melean and guest Tim Chizmar. The ladies listen in and comment on an interview with our favorite nude comic and BDSM fanatic Tim Chizmar. Tim holds nothing back while Lahna and Jill struggle to make sense of his unique proclivities in the second installment of this hilarious episode. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna welcomes guest co-host Jill-Michele Melean. The ladies listen and comment on an interview with nude comic and BDSM fanatic Tim Chizmar. Tim holds nothing back while Lahna and Jill struggle to make sense of his unique proclivities in part one of this two part episode. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast things get real at a trampoline party with comedian and filmmaker Jessie Beth Kahnweiler. Lahna, Jessie, and Cat talk all things vag-related from fears, HPV, masturbation and, of course, sex... Ralphie, completely outnumbered, rolls with it and even has a good time. This is a super-fun one, so listen in... you just might learn something! 

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we answer more listener questions about everything from what Lahna does on the road without Ralphie (hint: rhymes with lasturbation) to Lahna and Ralphie's most embarrassing moment ever. Thank YOU for sending us this hard-hitting Q&A and please send us more questions (the creepier, the better) here, at The Perfect 10 Podcast. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna catches up with Ralphie on the tour bus and comedian Chris Strait teaches us how to throw a punch. We talk all things comedy, boxing, and MMA with Chris, and learn what sports and past lives Ralphie left behind to do comedy. Whether you're used to taking the hit or throwing the punch, this episode is for you.  

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we eat some cheese with the guys from The Dicks N' Cider Show. Lahna shoots the shit and talks all things queso with this hilarious crew from Wisconsin... and who wouldn't love an episode dedicated to cheese (fuck you, vegans)? So listen in and be a fly on the wall during a night out with some cheese heads, then go get a block or two for yourself. 

  This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome Lahna's high-school friend and craigslist aficionado, Gaye. Gaye shares stories about everything from getting explosive diarrhea in a dressing room to giving a blowjob in Home Depot to a guy she met on craigslist. THIS is how we do story time at Perfect 10. You're welcome. 

Lahna and Ralphie have a CRAZY fall coming up, and they want to tell you all about it! From Ralphie's Netflix tour to fighting over garage space for a brand new (super-old) GTO... this fall update episode quickly goes off the rails... and we wouldn't have it any other way. 

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we go to Malibu to hangout with rap genius Mickey Avalon and music producer Cisco Adler. The fellas talk hits such as My Dick and Jane Fonda while Ralphie relates to their struggle to stay relevant in the ever-changing entertainment world. Grab your dicks and get ready for a fun episode! 

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we hit the bing-bong with comedian Allison Weber to talk about her playing Joy in our brand new Inside Out parody sketch! Allison/Joy talks the benefits of staying positive (much to Ralphie's dismay) and the benefits of smoking weed (much to Ralphie's delight). We get technical about THC and CBD as a super-fun cure for a litany of ailments (except a case of sadness), and round it all out with some more JOY from the one and only, Allison Weber. Listen in to hear how spot-on Lahna's casting choices are, and then check out our Inside Out video starring Lahna, Ralphie, Allison, and a host of your favorite comedians! 

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we answer listener questions on a range of topics from Trump for POTUS to peanut butter on an oatmeal cream pie. Thank YOU for sending us this hard-hitting Q&A and please send us more questions (the creepier, the better) here, at The Perfect 10 Podcast. 

This week on The Perfect 10 podcast comedian Mike Faverman makes the mistake of letting us bring back one of our favorite Perfect 10 traditions - a pie to the face! But before Lahna gets Mike in the kisser with a mountain of cream, we talk Mike's history of adoptions - animal and human - which leads Lahna and Ralphie into a heated discussion about... cats. 

It's been six months since we've brought the podcast back, so time for a little catch-up with our Perfect 10 Podcast hosts! Lahna and Ralphie update us on life on the road, life with the kids, and some new video and film projects they've been working on all while fitting in some debates on comedy, Bill Cosby, and stinky white people. We hope you've come to expect nothing less from us here at Perfect 10. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome comedian Grant Lyon, who shares some funny sexcapade stories and launches us into the always-relevant topic of prostitution. We debate what makes a hooker and hooker and whether or not, boiled down, we're all just a bunch of whores. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we talk tattoos with comedian Nick Cobb, who's AMAZING "tramp stamp" remains stamped on his lower back, despite of a crowd-funding campaign to have it removed. We meet at Hooter's in Hollywood, because... where else... and talk all things ink and regrets, while Lahna takes a stab at a tramp stamp double-down. Listen in then send us your shitty tattoo pictures. You know you have at least one. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we hangout with socially-awkward (but oh-so-sweet) comedian Vinny Fasline. Vinny, Lahna, and Ralphie swap awkward and embarrassing stories, as well as debate what can be made into funny and if anything is off limits (hint: no). So listen in for some cringe-worthy moments, and send us your best-worst embarrassing stories when it's all said and done. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we shoot the shit and swap some spit with comedian Mark Serritella. Mark talks about running Comedy Juice, one of the best standup comedy shows in LA, which happens every Wednesday at the Hollywood Improv. Mark and Ralphie chime in on the politics, drama, and ego surrounding booking and performing standup comedy, until Mark shares his smoothie with Lahna, causing the episode to take a sharp yet hilarious turn into a debate on germs and sharing food and drinks with others. So grab your neighbor's drink and listen in! 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna meets up with comedian Nate Bargatze at the famous Griddle Cafe to talk southern religion and comedy over pancakes and bacon. Ralphie shares stories of growing up in Arkansas and Nate and Ralphie talk about food, schoolin' and religion, southern-style. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, Ralphie and Lahna get lost in a fascinating discussion on Bill Clinton, scandal, and the health benefits of semen, all spring-boarded from a fun interview with comedian PJ Walsh, who counts cleaning the President's teeth among his impressive list of former jobs. 

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we're joined by comedian Byron Bowers under the premise of talking shop about dream cars. Byron and Lahna put together a toy car while talking Porsches, and Ralphie tells us about his soon-to-be GTO. Things quickly take a turn to a deeper than usual Perfect 10 episode and we spend the rest of the podcast discussing upbringing, race, class, and privilege... with varying degrees of knowledge and experience. Sit down, shut up, and learn something new on The Perfect 10. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we bring back one of our FAVORITE segments: Cooking with Porn Stars! And what better way to celebrate than with legendary porn star Ginger Lynn?! Ginger cooks us up some of her "manly chili" while talking all thing porn, and get's pretty personal... tune in to learn what Ginger thinks is the perfect penis size, what it was like to "work" with John Holmes, and, of course, how to make chili. 

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast comedians Mikey Scott and Teddy Margas join us to talk, talk, talk, about how they met and teamed up to run the "Queers of Comedy Show," debate whether or not Mikey is a "bad gay," a little branding advice (hint: maybe the best catchphrase ever), and delve into some... interesting former day jobs. Don't miss a second of these two and their HILARIOUS visit to the Perfect 10 Podcast. 

Here at the Perfect 10 Podcast, we LOVE strippers, and fellow comics - so how about an episode with plenty of both! We interview comedian George Perez at his day job, a strip club in Orange County where he DJ's, "so guys can get grinded on." We talk to George inside this "classy" strip club, about dating strippers vs comedians, then we visit with some lovely ladies in the strippers' dressing room, and Ralphie shares some stories from when he worked at a strip club back in Houston. For good measure, we throw in a fun debate about pussy hair, so let us know what you think - hair or no hair? This is a fun, folks. 

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome back comedian Big Mike, our FAVORITE love advice guru, to see how his marriage is holding up and talk about love and commitment with a little (hint: a lot of) honesty. Be prepared to hear some real shit on marriage, cheating, STD's, anal, parenting, and more.... yeap, that's the Perfect 10!

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast, we catch up with "All American Guy" comic and American Ninja Warrior host Matt Iseman. Matt, Lahna, and Ralphie discuss all the dirty ways you can end a relationship, the choices you have to make to keep one working (ie: don't send too many dick pics) - and Matt's inability to settle down. The crew also dishes on being screwed over by a crazy ex, and whether or not it was deserved...   Do you have a good story about a crazy ex? Send it our way! 

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome comedian Rene Garcia. Rene unloads on his vasectomy, and shares some crazy stories from working overnights in the ER as a radiologist technician. Hint - a lot of objects inserted anally. So tighten up and settle in for a fun listen!

  This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna goes hiking up Runyon Canyon with comedian and actress Jill-Michele Meleán. The ladies huff and puff their way around Runyon and talk about dating young, pretty boys in LA, magical vaginas, and how everyone’s a little bit gay - just don’t try to get Ralphie on board. 

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast, Big Jay Oakerson joins us to talk about seedy jobs he had before becoming a full-time comedian and connects to the seedier parts of comic life. Jay shares stories of being a chauffer for strippers (and trying to date one), while Ralphie and Lahna pitch in with their own stripper stories and sad-sack tales from the road.  We also introduce a new segment, "Stripper Wisdom," which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like... 

Ralphie and Lahna join three fat dudes for a night of sushi and shit-talking amongst friends in LA. Listen in on a night of hedonism as they discuss all things sushi, eating, and traveling, with a couple of the fat guys hitting on the waitress thrown in for good measure...  You think sushi doesn't fill you up? See what it takes to put these guys in a food coma. 

Stoner Rob is BACK!!! This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast, Stoner Rob steps into Lahna and Ralphie's kitchen to school them on making the best weed butter for edibles. Sit back, roll a joint, and listen as Lahna and Ralphie get high, make some pot brownies, and learn some fun facts from the one and only Stoner Rob. 

This week the Perfect 10 Podcast welcomes Vine celebrity and comedian Elton Castee. With youtube, twitter, vine, instagram, there's just so many ways to get internet famous! But can it last? Is it transferable into ticket sales in the real world? Elton talks shop then tells some stories about pulling pranks and getting arrested all in the name of a great Vine, while Ralphie shares some of his own prank stories... that lasted a little longer than 6 seconds. Later, Lahna and Elton make a hilarious video - so look for it this week on Elton's Vine!  

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we conquer our biggest fears with Cracked.com editor Adam Tod Brown. Or... at the very least, eat some bugs and worms with Adam Tod Brown. Ralphie, Lahna, and Adam share some of their greatest phobias and later on, we hit up the green room at a comedy club to see how many comedians are down to down some worms. 

Ralphie May and Lahna Turner are BACK with a new episode of The Perfect 10 Podcast on a NEW network, All Things Comedy. Hear what they've been up to over the past year, meet their new producer, and come along as Lahna and Jake Pentland spruce up the classic battle of the sexes debate via a taint wax at Pink Cheeks Salon.

This week on the show Comedian/reformed Drug Lord Tobe Hixx returns to the show to pick up where we left off. Tobe tells us about how he wound up in Federal prison after getting out of state prison. He goes into detail about how he committed identity theft, printed his own money, and laundered it. He also tells Lahna how to not get raped in prison. They then discuss life after crime and how comedy saved him. Filling in for Ralphie as guest co-host is comedian Matt Kirshen of Last Comic Standing.The band this week is Free Energy.

This week Lahna visits comedian Dwayne Perkins at the only place in LA he's ever miss if he left; Ganda Thai cuisine in little Thailand, a restaurant so authentic the servers barely speak English! The language barrier cause Dwayne to create a game he teaches Lahna where in he does charades to communicate with the wait staff. The two order some food and talk over lunch about Dwayne's dating history (yes there were Asian girl stories) about touring and why Dwayne is avoiding visiting certain counties until he's married one day. Dwayne also has a new book out so be sure to pick up Hot Chocolate for the mind. This weeks music is....Luella and the sun.

Well its what you've been waiting a week to hear folks it's part 2 of Ralphie's unbelievable and incredibly vulnerable interview with Rick Shapiro. This week the two talk about fucking homeless women, they discuss Ricks days as a male prostitute and how he left that world behind and got his first job afterwards working in a cafe. The word Ralphie keeps coming back to is survivor and that becomes a theme the two share stories about in their own personal lives. Then after not having picked up a paintbrush in over ten years Rick revisits an old past time and paints with a picture while they wind down the interview with arts and crafts kit. Our music this week comes from Sage and the Saints off their debut EP "I will lie".

This week Ralphie sits down with legendary Comedian Rick Shapiro for the first part of what became a two part in depth interview, the second part to be featured next week. In this weeks episode they discuss Rick's current bout with his newly diagnosed Parkinson's and his journey into heroin use in his youth. He talks about how he wound up working for the Jewish mob keeping the drug using dealers on point, making sure they don't pass out into their bowls of soup! It's a story so incredible you wont be able to wait for next week, but you'll have to anyway, sorry. This weeks music comes to us from Adrian Krygowski.

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna is joined by comedian Jennifer Murphy to talk about candy, getting high and getting high on Candy. Jen does a blind taste test and plays guess that candy, spoiler alert: It somehow leasts to stories of lesbian threesomes! Plus the last candy is a special surprise! This weeks music comes to us from a fan of the show, Rory Rodriguez.

This week Lahna joins the lead singer of Nashville's top alt-metal rock band Lazersnake, Dusty Forsythe. The two discuss the Rock and Roll lifestyle while making snicker doodle cookies together based on his grandmas recipe. Things get wild in this exclusive inside look into a life rarely seen.   The band is appropriately: Lazer snake!

On this weeks episode of the perfect 10 show Lahna and comedian Kevin Millard head over to the San Antonio winery in Downtown Los Angeles to learn about wine. Kevin tells Lahna about how he used to work at a winery and use his knowledge of wine, which he doesn't even drink by the way, to get into the female customers pants on a regular basis. He also teaches Lahna the difference between various types of wines and which barrels are the best to bend a girl over.  This weeks band comes to us live from the Mercy Lounge in Nashville TN; Hanzelle.

This week Lahna meets up with veteran  comedian and accomplished Hollywood producer Emery Emery at Universal City Walk (part of Universal Studios in Los Angeles). Emery tells Lahna stories of banging porn stars on the sets of all the classic movies we grew up with. They then talk about how to get ahead in Hollywood and why the popcorn is worse than crack at Universal Studios. Lastly the two touch upon Emerys current personal life and why he's in a polyamorous relationship. This weeks band is Andy D.

Lahna visits the last live peep show in LA and does an episode of her new web series "peeping comics". Lahna and Felicia talk and then Lahna gets a private strip show and chats it up with the stripper Susanna Lee aka "Lucky Deluxe" about her past sexcapades.This weeks band is this old bear.

This week Ralphie and Lahna take the week off for a much needed vacation but not to worry we have a very salacious interview that Lahna did with her "old" friend Janet Williams The Tennessee Tramp for you to listen to. This weeks band is Jeff the Brotherhood.

This week in light of all the racial tention in our nation, Perfect 10 decided to devote the episode to trying to diffuse things and called upon our old friend Bruce Jingles to have a special Birthday celebration that would break down the racial tention a bit and help people see the absurdity in it all and laugh. The band this week, live from Nashville TN is David Jennings.

This week Ralphie is back and talks about the last two weeks and what went down that put him temporarily in a psych ward for lack of sleep. Then Lahna heads to Wayne Federman's bedroom to see where he secretly composes scores for movies that dont exist...at least not yet. This weeks band is Grass Root Kids

This week Lahna joins iconic comedian and author Fred Stoller for lunch and a trip to the book store at the Grove. She finds out that Fred suffers from extreme social anxiety and has very particular requirements when it comes to going out to eat. Fred buys Lahna a copy of his book "Maybe We'll Have You Back: The Life of a Perennial TV Guest Star" at Barnes and Noble. The band is Blackfoot Gypsies

In this episode Lahna co hosts with Daughter April. Then it's off to the batting cages with comedian Rick Rome  to teach Lahna and Ralphie some tricks from an almost pro ball player. The band is Dylan McDonald

In this episode Lahna visits a real life grow house with comedian/pot expert Halli Borgfjord (@hallib) and learn about how to grow a pot plant. Then conveniently heads over to the Vegas Buffet with comedian/magician Justin Rivera (@justinrivera) to see him in action as he "Power Eats" a favorite past time of his that has left him passed out in parking lots around the US. This weeks band is Jilly Martin.

This week  At the Top of the episode Ralphie recounts all the madness that his tweet about the storm chasers dying set off and Ralphie and Lahna talk about the great party they threw for April and August. In our first act Ralphie and Merch man Peter go around Milwaukee at night collection slut stories that Ralphie so creepily gets girls to recount. Then in act two Lahna visits comedian Craig Shoemaker in his natural habitat; playing Dad. He tells Lahna some crazy stories about home birth and eating his wife's Placenta all the while hosting his 9year olds birthday party in a park. Spoiler alert: He burns all the hot dogs! This weeks band, Live from the Mercy Lounge in Nashville TN is Billy Swayze

This week Ralphie and Lahna focus the entire episode on a very salacious and somewhat disturbing interview they did with their magician friend Wacko Wacko. Also Ralphie talks a bit about his past experience dealing with magic in the comedy club in Houston Texas and why he doesn't like magicians. This weeks band is Jacob Jones.

On this weeks perfect 10, Lahna travels deep into the underbelly of the city to ride the LA subway with Comedian Felipe Esparza, then the smash brothers return to talk about threesomes and things get dirty.This weeks band is Shut Up!

This week Robby Slowik meets up with Lahna in the seediest of parks in West Hollywood to teach her some martial arts. Lahna hilariously dubs it Jewhitsjew. Then we hear from a very naughty anyonomous slut. This weeks music comes from a band close to the Perfect 10 Podcast. They're called "The Weeks". They were born and bred in Jackson, Mississippi. They were discovered by our friend, Seth Riddle who runs Kings of Leon's Serpent and Snakes records -- a guy who knows how to sniff out some serious talent like Arcade Fire who he signed to Rough Trade records. Their Serpents and Snakes full length, "Dear Bo Jackson" just came out and it's fantastic.

This week Lahna and Zach Sherwin Aka MC Mr. Napkins head out to the playground to teach Lahna how to kick a tacky sack around. Then we continue with part 2 of our epic interview with Tobe Hixx from last week. The Band is Patrick Sweeny.

Lahna and Australian comedy superstar Brendon Burns head over to Santa Monica Pier to talk shit. Then we feature part one of our exclusive interview with Toby Hixx a real life scare-face who turned his life around and found comedy.The band is Keiran McMullen

This week Lahna and Rick Overton visit The Second City in Hollywood to celebrate the life of Jonathan Winters and d some Improv. The Micah Bleich teachs Lahna to drum at Sam Ash and they do a song together. The band is Corey Chisel.

This week is not a regular episode of perfect 10 but rather it is a special report This week want to meet one of the world's most fascinating people at the LA cirque school.  We can't give away what they talk about and we can't give away the surprise guest that shows up later at the house you'll just have to listen to find out but rest assured this is one of the greatest pieces of work we've ever done and it will not disappoint!

This week on the show Lahna goes to Korea town to learn karaoke from the expert dancing Danny McDermott.Then it's off to the home of comedy legend Tommy Davidson to learn a bit about African History and about Tommy's childhood growing up as the only black kid in an all white family.The band is Steelism.

Lahna joins Mike Lawrence for some tales of what it was like to work at McDonalds. Jackie Gold drops by the studio to gross us out with tales of her youth, and this weeks band is Protomen. Enjoy!

In episode 36 There are guns a shootin with Comedian Nick Hoff, A Jewey day out with Ari Mannis and the band is LazerSnake!

in this episode of The Perfect 10, Michael Sommerville discusses relationships, Big Mike tells us how to get a woman (spoiler alert: It involves cooking and Marvin Gaye), and Gabe Dixon plays some lovely music, live from Nashville, TN!

In episode 34 of The Perfect 10, we hear Ralphie May on Jeff Ross' show, The Burn. Lahna chat with George Carlin's daughter Kelly about growing up with a famous dad and her spirituality. The show's favorite twins, The Smash Brothers, discuss stinky female parts, and the band of the week is Alanna Royale!

In episode 33 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner goes on a Gay Day Out with Justin Raines in West Hollywood. Let's just say that we did a lot of "fudge packing." She talks to fellow comedian and guinea pig owner DavidRosenberg about getting a gal and his obsession with his animal, Chicken. The band of the week, live from Nashville, is Escondido!

In episode 32 of The Perfect 10, Lahna and comedian Kira Soltanovich visit John Kelly, a chocolate factory in Los Angeles. Lahna meets up with comedian Anye Malik to talk about grits at his favorite greasy spoon, and musical guest of the week is The Smug Saints.

Episode 31 of "The Perfect 10" is all about karma and the principle of "what goes around comes around." Lahna Turner talks to husband Ralphie May about it. She also goes to the streets of LA and interviews random people, along with random comedians, like the always funny Andy Dick! Lahna conducts a "shocking" interview with funnyman J. Chris Newberg, and the music of the week comes to us from Faye Webster.

In episode 30 of "The Perfect 10" podcast, Lahna Turner talks to comedian Big Mike about his experiences banging white chicks. Producer Danny Lobell goes to the Fit Expo with our intern Howie and speaks to Mutant Rich Piana, along with bodybuilder Ronnie Coleman. Musical guest of the week is Frances & the Foundation.

In episode 29 of The Perfect 10, Ralphie May and Lahna Turner try to figure out the meaning of life. Lahna talks to comedians Dave Attell and Andy Dick, along with some celebrity impersonators on Hollywood Blvd. about what they think it is. She speaks to Pat Carlin, brother of George and author of "Que F*ckin Sabe?," aka "Who F*ckin Knows?" which is about the very topic of life's meaning. The band of the week, live from Nashville, is Richie.

In episode 28, Lahna takes comedian Bruce Jingles to the zoo for Racist Day! Yeah, it's just about as politically correct as you think it is. The Twins aka Cory and Chad discuss the time they claimed to have joined the illustrious Mile High Club, and musical guest of the week, all the way from Japan, is Gomyo.

In episode 27 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna goes to a Xena convention is sees what all the warrior princess hubub is about. Basically, it's full of lesbians. We hear about DJ Crash and his sexual experiences with women while spinnin' some records. SexXxy. The band of the week, live from Nashville, is Poly!

In episode 26 of "The Perfect 10," producer Danny Lobell takes a health shot from Lahna Turner and freaks out. Lahna and Ralphie interview porn star and Charlie Sheen ex Bree Olson about her life, dating Charlie, and the business, and Ari Shaffir takes Lahna on a tour of the Comedy Store, complete with tales of romance in all the rooms. The musical guest of the week, live from Nashville, is The Lonely H.

In episode 25 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner perform a sketch by NYC comedian Alex Fossella. Comedian Earthquake is back to give his Disaster P*ssy stories, and the second part of Ralphie's two-part interview with Trace Adkins is up. The band of the week, live from The Mercy Lounge, is Escondido. 

In episode 24 of "The Perfect 10," comedian Jill-Michele stops by to give her best Drew Barrymore impression. No, it's not that random. The next segment is about comedian Rusty Dooley and his sexy encounter with the child star and A-list celeb. Ralphie May interviews Trace Adkins, yes, THE Trace Adkins, country singer extraordinaire. The band of the week is GoldRoom, live from Cannery Ballroom in Nashville.

In episode 23 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner wish everybody a happy freakin' New Year! Woohoo, 2013! They visit a hypnotist, Rich Guzzi,who put somebody under a magic spell with a fart and test comedian Helen Hong on her orgasm identification skills. The band of the week: Tristan!

In episode 22 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May goes on Joey Diaz's podcast with his and his wife Lahna Turner's little girl, April. Comedian Ben Gleib and Lahna head to the Santa Monica hotel where he lost his virginity. Lahna then meets up with comedian Felicia Michaels at the mall in Los Angeles, where they shop and sit in arousing massage chairs. The band of the week is Waterfall Wash.

In episode 21 of "The Perfect 10," Danny Lobell, the producer of the show, pranks the new intern applicant. Lahna Turner and Joey Gay, a comedian from New York, play pool and discuss Joey's ownership of a topless bar. The band of the week is Harrison Hudson.

In episode 20 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner co-hosts with The Smash Brothers, aka The Twins, aka Cory 'N Chad, who run an awesome show at the Ontario, CA improv! They discuss Chanukah and how they are half Jewish, half German Nazi-esque soldiers. Lahna interviews Gary Gulman about comics book and pies him at Nerdmelt, and takes a quick visit to Earthquake's house to talk about the end of the world. Woohoo Mayans! The band of the week live from Nashville is The Features.

In episode 19 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner debate the merits of wearing fur (get your mind out of the gutter-not THAT fur!). They speak to an anonymous gay Muslim about his experiences and the politics behind the religion. Ralphie interviews Michael Ornstein aka "Chuckie" from "Sons of Anarchy" about his artwork and his role on the show. The band of the week, live from Mercy Lounge, is the Sea and Cake.

In episode 18 of "The Perfect 10," comedian Esther Ku tries to guess which Asian nationality girls making orgasm noises are, and porn star Jill Kelly stops by to make fish tacos for "Cooking with Porn Stars." The band of the week is Nashville's What Bird, live from Mercy Lounge.

In episode 17 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May returns from rehab! Lahna Turner goes to an arcade with little person comedian Brad Williams, and comedian Genevieve Joy stops by to talk about bangin' guys who ain't good lookin'. 'Scuse the grammar folks. Band of the week is Phantom Farmer!

On episode 16 of "The Perfect 10," Darren Carter the Party Starter sits in for Ralphie May while he's still in rehab. He and Lahna discuss adoption, beat boxing, and his stand up career. Andrea Syrtash, author and friend of Lahna, stops by the podcast to give some relationship advice to August and April. Tarrell Wright is back with a story about bangin' fat white ladies, and the musical artist of the week is Jason Eskridge.

In episode fifteen of The Perfect 10, Ralphie May and Lahna Turner discuss Ralphie's time in rehab for his weight and depression. Ron Jeremy cooks an omelet with Lahna, and Ralphie and Lahna interview the show's producer and stand up comedian, Danny Lobell. The band of the week is Pony Chase.

In episode fourteen of The Perfect 10, Ralphie May returns from rehab to celebrate the weekend in Vegas. Lahna interviews comic Garry Cannon about his pu$$y quota and how he bangs so many chicks. We head over to West Hollywood to hear some "whore-er" stories, which is just in time for Halloween! Band of the week, live from Mercy Lounge, is the Charlie Abbott Band.

On episode 13 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner co-hosts with "Last Comic Standing" finalist and judge Alonzo Bodden. The two talk about his stint in rehab, along with his motorcycle obsession. Lahna takes Flat Stanley, an interactive children's doll around LA, and hilarity ensues. We welcome back the Smash Brothers aka double trouble, and they tell the story of the messy divorce. Musical guest of the week is Matt Haeck, an alt-country artist based in Nashville, TN.

On episode 12 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner discusses with comedian Richard Villa how her husband, Ralphie May, is currently in rehab. Villa talks about growing up in a rough neighborhood Los Angeles and selling crack as a teen because it was the family business. Lahna catches up with Emmy-nominated writer Bill Freiberger, who produced and wrote for The Simpsons, about his Naked Bible Studio Radio Show. The star of the Black Guys F*ckin Black White Girls is Anyi Malik, a comic who takes a trip to TN to hook up with a big fat white woman. The band of the week is Heypenny!

On episode 11 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner talk about offensive comedians and stick up for Daniel Tosh. Lahna visits a paranormal convention and meets Keith Age, Aron Houdini (The Last Houdini), a cryptozoologist, a girl who lives in a haunted house, and a man who reads auras. There's also a slut story about a girl who does a lot of banging in one day. The band of the week, live from Mercy Lounge, is Sebadoh!

In episode 10 of "The Perfect 10," we mark our two-month anniversary! Yay! And what better way to do it than with a whole episode devoted to the end of the world?! It opens with the Autistic Psychic of YouTube, who is not accredited. He's just autistic so we assume he knows his stuff. We speak with the "Rain Man" community of Los Angeles aka "The Snake People" of Hollywood Blvd. and the freaks of Venice Beach. Cue: Comedian Earthquake, who discusses the impending earthquake that'll wipe Cali off the face of the planet (or just make it a really cool island separated from the States), as well as real-life knowledgeable person Professor Jim Adansky from Florida. This week's band: Murder by Death! A perfect ending to a doom-filled episode.

In episode 9 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner and John Heffron visit Toys"R"Us and get nostalgic, and at the end, Heffron gets a creamy surprise on his face (not what you're thinking, pervert). Ralphie May and Lahna get the black and white perspective on global warming, abortion, gay marriage, and the other hot button topics of today.

On episode eight of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner showcased a story from The Smash Brothers, two twin brothers and comedians who banged the same lady for a whole weekend when they were teens. Lahna judged KCal's bikini contest, and we hear music from musician Brad Folk.

In episode seven of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May gets personal about why he stopped smoking weed. We play a clip from Howard Stern, where the popular radio show host mentions Ralphie's dog donation, and we get hot and heavy in the kitchen with Tabitha Stevens in "Cooking with Porn Stars." The band of the week is Glossary.

In episode six of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner tries to read through a sketch written by the intern Creepy Tom, but can't quite make it through. Lahna talks to Bruce Jingle about his experience bangin' a white chick, and she and Ralphie release part-two of the epic Ancient Sex Tales of the Ederly Tale featuring Burt and Dianne. The band featured this week is James Wallace and the Naked Light.

In episode five of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner travel to the Gathering of the Juggalos! The Juggalos/lettes are fans of Insane Clown Posse, and their gathering is where mayhem ensues. May and Turner interview Ron Jeremy, a Juggalo who loves boobies, and Juggalettes with interesting sex lives for "Sl*t Stories."

In episode four of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner introduce April, their sharp-tounged four-year-old daughter, who tells Chris Brown how it is. The two discuss Ralphie's recent appearance on Jeff Ross' "The Burn." Lahna interviews Diane Kawasaki, a Japanese-Korean-American little person, about her "midget giner," and reveals how it feels to have sex with one. The show ends with Langhorne Slim, live from the Mercy Lounge in Nashville.

In episode three of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner get and hot and heavy in the kitchen with Joclyn Stone, a porn star dubbed "The OC Milf." They tell stories about Hoochie Mama, their English Bulldog, and Pimp, their boxer who recently passed away and was featured on "The Dog Whisperer." Got a foot fetish? Between Stone and the story of assistant Aaron Distler's ex-wife, you'll be head over heels for this episode. 

In episode two of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner and Ralphie May open the show with a discussion about the funniest old men. Buddy Hackett and Rodney Dangerfield, of course, make the cut. They give listeners a preview of next week's episode segment, "Cooking with Porn Stars," which features Ms. Joclyn Stone. They also talk about getting a tour bus, Lahna's upcoming totally nude show, midgets, and a great story that stars the legendary Doug Stanhope. This week's segment, "Slut Stories," is about naughty tale between two best friends. Musical guest is Chappo, recorded live from the Mercy Lounge in Nashville TN.

In this Episode Comedians Ralphie May and Lahna Turner, begin taking you into their lives by introducing you to their family (son August) and their extended family (friends Dianne and Burt in Las Vegas who share some wild stories). Plus a special look into a phenomenon that has been affecting the African American community for years. All this and a very special musical guest: Ha Ha Tonka. So go ahead and download episode one of the Perfect 10 Podcast, you wont be sorry you did. Enjoy!