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The Nikki Glaser Podcast

English, Comedy, 1 season, 421 episodes, 6 days, 22 hours, 30 minutes
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Every Monday through Thursday, comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.
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#418 Is Football Rigged? Movie Theater Etiquette & Why Is Depression Overlooked?

Is football rigged? Is Travis Kelce on another level? And what's the deal with people hanging out in parking lots in Fort Pierce? Nikki and Brian are diving into these burning questions, armed only with speculation. Nikki's craving more sunlight, can her upcoming Australian vacation serve her some rays? Brian's got a cautionary tale about his near-death experience Down Under. Trauma yoga voice has been Nikki's saving grace amidst her recent bout of depression. Nikki talks about an awkward movie outing with her mom, Julie. It raised some questions about "Poor Things" vs adult entertainment. Seriously, is there proper etiquette for using your phone in a theater? Plus, they talk about the best audiences. And in the 'Final Thought', Nikki gets real about grappling with depression.  Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/22/20241 hour, 11 minutes, 32 seconds
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#417 Super Bowl Party Pregame, Part 2: Rodney Thomas, Chris Long, Tyreek Hill

It's part two of our pre-Super Bowl podcasts from the iHeart and NFL stage. Things take a turn as both Nikki and Brian are recognized by their guests. Brian's shirt brings about a 'Jerry Maguire' moment with Rodney Thomas' agent, and Chris Long learns that the new sports broadcaster he thought looked like Nikki Glaser IS Nikki Glaser! Brian makes a move to catch Tyreek Hill. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Brian synthesize their experience while pinching themselves to make sure it's real. *Besties, you won't need to love sports to love this episode! xoxo. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/15/202452 minutes, 7 seconds
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#416 Are We Really At The Super Bowl!? Part 1: Dan Hanzus, Charles "Peanut" Tillman, Roman Harper & The Avila Brothers on Usher's Halftime Show!

By stroke of luck, this year the Swifties world and NFL merged. Is it not the best time for iHeart to invite The Nikki Glaser Podcast to Media Row for this year's Super Bowl? Yep, that's exactly what happened! Nikki and Brian connect with sports figures and players in attendance. Nikki catches up with sportscaster Dan Hanzus of the Around The NFL Podcast, whom she's known for ages. They also meet former All-Pro Charles "Peanut" Tillman and former Pro Bowler Roman Harper of the NFL Players: Second Acts podcast. They round out the show with Grammy-winning hitmakers The Avila Brothers, who were gearing up to perform with Usher at the Halftime Show. *Besties, you won't need to love sports to love this episode! xoxo. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/15/202453 minutes, 51 seconds
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#415 Steven Tyler’s Grammy Party, Is Sister Size a Thing? & Killers Of The Flower Moon Review

Nikki found herself in an embarrassing spotlight over the weekend, on stage at an auction for Janie's Fund during Steven Tyler's Grammy party. Noa, in return, tells her own cringe-worthy moment in a Victoria's Secret fitting room. Meanwhile, Brian emerges unscathed. Nikki dishes out more tales from the party, including her newfound friendships. In her Final Thought, Nikki vows to conquer all the Golden Globe-nominated films, starting with her review of "Killers of The Flower Moon." Brian, on the other hand, wants everyone to know he's officially fed up with the "Multiverse" madness.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/9/20241 hour, 11 minutes, 27 seconds
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#414 A Circle of Friends w/ Kelsey Cook!

When the opportunity arises to catch up with a friend, you've gotta take it! Nikki & Brian are joined by comedian Kelsey Cook while on the road for her Mark Your Territory Tour. The trio discusses what it takes to record a comedy special, how Kelsey got together with Chad Daniels, meeting step kids for the first time, aging parents, and how to make friends in a new town. In the Final Thought, they conclude that it's okay to make mistakes because no one will remember you anyway. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/8/20241 hour, 1 minute, 40 seconds
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#413 Looting & Stealing, Love on The Spectrum & How Nikki Wrote a New Song

According to Nikki, the best flight will have you horizontal. Brian claims to have looted in his life. Taylor can, of course, top his crime story. Nikki and Taylor are loving "American Nightmare" on Netflix. Nikki finished season 2 of "Love on The Spectrum" and gives her take on it, including the infamous cupcake scene. They talk about dealing with rejection in high school, which leads Brian to remember what happened when he messaged the most popular girl in school. In The Final Thought, Nikki talks about the process of writing a song for her special. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/2/20241 hour, 10 minutes, 14 seconds
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#412 Is Nikki Past Kidnapping Age? & Kelce, Swift, Glaser & Frange at The Super Bowl LVIII

Isn't it sweet that Julie asked if she could join Nikki on the road? It's a much nicer thought than all the food waste and garbage piling up around the world. Nikki and Julie had the worst time getting out of Atlanta Airport. Nikki was considering going against an alarming airport announcement when a fan named Joshua came to the rescue. Brian and Nikki talk about the Kansas City Chiefs making it to the Super Bowl and drop a bombshell about who else will be there. Nikki loves the tender moment between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift on the field. In the Final Thought, Nikki talks about helping her friend through a breakup and brings up a wardrobe dilemma. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/31/20241 hour, 8 minutes, 47 seconds
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#411 Comedy Challenge, How to Make Horror Movies Less Scary & Date Night with Julie

Nikki is so inspired by Brian's experience in a writing group that she wants to challenge her friends to join one with her. Brian vividly recalls Nikki's froyo obsession, a spectacle witnessed firsthand in the Not Safe office. During her voice lesson, Nikki found a way to get more in her groove. She's happily finished editing her special and is already working on a concept for a new hour. While the group explores the art of tension in horror films, Brian drops a revelation to make every scary movie a little less spine-chilling.They give a shoutout to Brian Regan's genius and realize why kids stink at stand up comedy. In the Final Thought, Nikki talks about her date with her mom, Julie, seeing Funny Girl. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/26/20241 hour, 2 minutes, 44 seconds
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Football Fans & Swifties Are The Same, A Kid Cursing Is Funny & Is Vengeance Worth It?

Unfortunately, the wide-leg jean and oversized clothes trend is not resonating with Nikki's boyfriend. Nikki and Brian observed something noteworthy about the CLT airport during their weekend travels. Despite feeling depressed, Nikki manifested something positive for Taylor Swift. Brian provides an update on the NFL and speculates on potential Super Bowl contenders. Nikki draws parallels between football fans and Swifties. They all find common ground in criticizing the absurdity of commercials that air during a game. Nikki expresses her love for the new season of "Love on The Spectrum," expresses why she doesn't think it's a big deal that her nephew said a bad word, and talks about the new book she's reading called "Unworthy." In the Final Thought, they debate whether seeking vengeance is worth the energy. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/25/20241 hour, 8 minutes, 25 seconds
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#409 'Beige Bag', Your Dumb Fears…About Flights & Has Nikki Change Since High School?

Nikki and the crew are discussing their latest life plans—some include weddings, some a trip to Australia, and some involve "Dazzle Dry." Nikki, who typically dislikes talking on planes, recently had a change of heart. Taylor thinks that Nikki hasn't changed since high school. They delve into men's habits, the debate of moving fast versus moving slow, and Nikki shares another airline mishap where she got called a "Beige Bag." Nikki admits to having a morbid curiosity, she addresses people's fears and anxieties about flying, and provides great travel tips. In the Final Thought, we learn why Brian will never accept a snack on a plane. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/19/20241 hour, 6 minutes, 5 seconds
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#408 Best Conan O'Brien Moments, Tyler Henry Live Recap & A Restaurant Dilemma

After a fun night out, Nikki is joined in the studio by her longtime BFF, Taylor, for a recap. They discuss two of the best moments on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," one with Jennifer Garner and the other with the late, great Norm Macdonald. Taylor joined Nikki and her family in seeing Tyler Henry live. They recap highlights including their frustration with some members of the audience. Brian is skeptical, can Nikki & Taylor change his mind about Mediums? The answer, it turns out, is no... he group then ponders the possibility of maintaining a positive outlook on their deathbeds. Nikki has a moment of self-reflection, realizing she is turning into her dad. In the Final Thought, Brian asks how to handle an awkward situation he had with friends at a restaurant. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/18/202457 minutes, 34 seconds
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#407 Loving The Botox, SaltBurn Review & Creative Emmy’s After Party: Sam Richardson Rules!

Julie is back on the pod and no she is not having a stroke. Nikki asks Noa to share more about her announcement. While Brian thinks that no women's facial creams work, Nikki loves taking the next step and can't wait for her Botox to settle. They all discuss why people choose to commit to something difficult. Nikki and Julie are excited to see Tyler Henry live, yet Brian is very skeptical. Brian reviews Dave Chappelle's new Netflix Special and Nikki reviews Saltburn.  She also shares more stories from the 2024 Creative Emmy's After Party and fanning out to Sam Richardson. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/12/20241 hour, 9 minutes, 16 seconds
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#406 Nikki Presents At The Creative Emmys, Jo Koy's Mistake & Hot People

Julie, Nikki's mom, stops by for a hang. Brian will be opening for Nikki in Ft. Pierce, Florida, on 1/19, and he's bringing his mom and all of her friends to the show. When Nikki's phone died, she binged on food to calm her nervous system. While getting ready to present at the 2024 Creative Emmy Awards, she got a spray tan unlike any she had ever gotten before. Brian wonders why the need to tell hot people they are hot exists. Nikki has a lot of questions for Jo Koy about his hosting of the 2024 Golden Globes. They discuss Los Angeles audiences at comedy shows, bombing, Nikki's presentation at the Creative Emmy Awards, and the infamous NFL joke that elicited a reaction from Taylor Swift. In the Final Thought, Noa's announcement mysteriously gets cut short. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/11/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 20 seconds
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#405 Cruisin' For A Bruisin', Nature vs Nurture & What Happened To Guitar Hero?

Julie joins Nikki in the studio, and guess what? Brian made it out of Death Valley alive but barely. Nikki wants her pain to be physical. After eating it while skiing, she can't even get a proper bruise. Brian realizes that Nikki never exaggerates. Nikki's new take on adoption leads to a conversation about nature vs. nurture. Brian tells a story of his friend who really rescued a dog. Julie loves the Christmas gift Nikki got her and is shocked when Nikki tells her the real story of how she got it. Nikki and Julie have a competitive edge in common. In the Final Thought, Nikki wonders why Guitar Hero went out of style. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/5/20241 hour, 1 minute, 19 seconds
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#404 Goals for 2024: Become the Person I Roll My Eyes Towards, Who Killed JFK? & Why Nikki Can Never Meet Sam Harris!

Resolutions are annoying when your best day is one you spend in bed! Nikki is joined by Taylor & Noa as she tries to reflect on some highlights, all while Brian is out somewhere in Death Valley. One highlight was meeting Rob Thomas. Although, it would be a dream come true, Nikki explains why she can never do a podcast with Sam Harris. Nikki's goal for 2024 is to be the person she normally rolls her eyes towards. Some of the best clips on the internet involve Robert Smigel and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. How do you deal with a friend who is running late? Nikki is obsessed with the podcast Who Killed JFK? In the Final Thought, Nikki may have changed her tune on May December. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/4/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 40 seconds
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#403 "Party Animal", Best Beatles Songs & Predictive Text Game!

If you go with Julie to a holiday party, you will quickly learn why Nikki dubs her a "party animal" in this episode. Brian approves of the big clothes look that girls are rocking. They talk about their favorite Beatles songs and then play the 'Predictive Text Game," which reveals a lot about their personalities. Nikki's car is on its last leg. Brian shares his version of hell. They dive into comedian Adam Ray's IG videos and comedy. In the Final Thought, Noa shares a day in the life of being a cat owner, Nikki & Brian talk about the time they almost won an EMMY, and Nikki gives her review of May December filled with "bing bongs." Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/28/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 14 seconds
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#402 Name Nikki's Special, The Magnet Theater Thrives & Satirical Headlines

Sometimes, you gotta hit the snooze button—until it's time for podcasting, of course. Although Nikki is loving pilates, she had to take the morning off. The quest for the perfect name for her special and tour continues. Can Reductress headlines provide the spark of inspiration?  Brian shares his insight on the Magnet Theater in NYC. Nikki is not the only member of her family that was an answer on Jeopardy. They take a close look at Bill Cosby and his questionable enthusiasm to "Come on People." Nikki talks about her vacation plans. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Brian talk about seeing Jimmy Carr perform and spending time with him backstage. - Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/27/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 13 seconds
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#401 Nuanced Compliments, Is It A Bad Word? Special vs. Lucky w/ Julie!

Nikki is joined by her mom, Julie, who just got done getting off a paint ladder. Nikki is going totally 'off the rails' as they all dissect her dad's compliments about food, decide what's derogatory, and whether a coincidence makes anyone special. Brian and Nikki recall more experiences with Besties in Seattle. Julie has to quietly decide if her daughter or husband is the bigger baby. In the Final Thought, Nikki is proud of her boyfriend for being a ticket angel, but she's totally baffled by an elevator encounter they had together. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/22/202343 minutes, 48 seconds
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#400 Nikki Fresh Off Her Special, The Paint Incident & 'No Free Will' Challenged!

Nikki and Brian are back from the big special taping in Seattle with lots of fun behind-the-scenes details to recap. They share who came down to Nikki's shows in California last week to support her, the paint incident and who saved the day, all the Besties that came through, and some life-changing conversations with friends. Also, Nikki and Brian talk about what they imagine when they work out, the best movie trailers and Nikki's 'resting face. Brian brings up a story about two friends meeting in Iceland coincidentally and falling in love shortly after. A challenge is raised as to whether or not this was a destined occasion or just a stroke of luck. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/21/202359 minutes, 25 seconds
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#399 Brian's Personality In Question, .1 Second of Life Ending Fear & The 'B' Word

It's a wet hair podcast day! Brian can't tell if he is upset or not when his personality was compared to a shoe or an oatmeal cookie that's been sitting in a car. Is it better to show up early or late? Nikki can't imagine how Brian has to 'writhe' in pain all day. She recently experienced life-ending fear for 0.1 seconds after a prank goes wrong. They talk about guy friendships and if being called a bitch is really all that bad. In the Final Thought, Brian talks about his heart condition, Noa points out seeing the Glaser Exit on FBoy Island, and Nikki shares her new rice cake hack. ****BESTIES IN SEATTLE**** BE A "SEAT FILLER" FOR NIKKIS SPECIAL at the Moore Theater, 7pm or 9pm Show!! SEND: NikkiGlaserBesties@GMAIL.COM an email with your with your first and last name for 1 free ticket. . Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/8/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 59 seconds
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#398 Carmen Lynch New Specials, "Grab Bagging It”, Nikki Loves Corns & Comedy in Spain

Nikki has her longtime friend Carmen Lynch joining from Astoria, NY, Nikki's old stomping ground. Carmen has two specials coming out, one in English on Mark Normand's YouTube Channel (12/12) and the other in Spanish on Filmin (12/15). Together, they dive into the nitty-gritty of navigating through a comedy special, sharing insights into their 'grab bagging it' writing process and swapping stories about audience members who think it's okay to put their feet up on the stage. Brian agrees with Carmen's approach to conquering anxiety and fear. Nikki shares her tip on manifesting and how she used it after burning her throat. In the Final Thought, Carmen shares what people in Spain like about American comedy. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/7/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 13 seconds
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#397 Fargo is Scary, Our Music Stats & Brian Goes To Jail

Nikki is two weeks shy of recording her newest special in Seattle, WA at the Moore Theater and she's got feelings about it! She tells Brian and Noa why a "slow hammer" from a scene in Fargo always scares her. Nikki's Spotify Wrapped will not be a surprise to Besties, but there sure is a lot to learn about Brian's. Could social media cause the end of the world? Nikki is on her way to Toronto, and she is not looking forward to going through hell, aka Customs. Brian shares a time he got arrested at the border. Nikki has been playing "You're Losing Me" by Taylor Swift and "Greedy" by Tate McRae on repeat with no regrets! Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/1/202358 minutes
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#396 Is Crispin Glover Hot? Escaping Twin Flames, Weird Phobias & Avoiding CTE

Nikki is reading a third of a new book called "Letting Go." She may need to use the techniques to calm her disdain for the cult leader on 'Escaping Twin Flames.' Taylor is nervous about getting sucked too hard at the dentist, and Noa has a weird new phobia. Brian tries to give Nikki a new perspective on the end of the world and fills her in on Tim Dillon's Thanksgiving party. Remember to watch "Fboy Island" on the CW app. Nikki recaps a charity event she hosted where she witnessed someone get KO'd. This leads to a conversation about CTE in football that could be avoided with the help of funny helmets. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/30/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 22 seconds
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#395 "Getting On Each Other", Manifestation, Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift: Nikki’s Prediction

It's never too late to enlighten your mom about the cryptic language of high school, like 'getting on each other' meant. Nikki does exactly that and tells Julie and Brian how she recently got lucky. Julie helps Nikki manifest good things. They dive into a recap of their conversation with the one and only Kathy Griffin. Nikki has a prediction for Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce. Julie talks about her trip to Europe and the old traditional thing she participated in. In the Final Thought, they talk about sex workers and the benefits of having a positive mindset. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/23/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 29 seconds
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#394 Getting On The PTSD List w/ Kathy Griffin!

It feels great to welcome Kathy Griffin back to the stage after a 6-year hiatus. Nikki brings her mom, Julie, along for the celebration. Kathy gets vulnerable about touring after the 'photo' and surviving cancer. Nikki and Kathy have a lot in common; they don't enjoy crowd work, share a similar writing process, and love to roast celebrities on stage. In fact, Kathy shares some experiences of run-ins with some ill-mannered stars! In the Final Thought, Kathy encourages Nikki to go on some gay cruises. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/23/20231 hour, 54 seconds
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#393 Morpheus 8: Face To Burn, One Man Show vs Comedy Act & Cover Band Update!

It's a full house as Nikki is fresh-faced after her Morpheus 8 treatment. Anya is back on the pod to help guide Nikki through her new burn. Brian had a laser hair removal experience that may have been less painful than being forced to sit at a one-man show. If you see a blonde woman zooming down a mountain on skis, it could be Nikki on vacation. She and Anya have an update on their cover band now that Nikki is almost at the point of finding her 'real singing voice.' In the Final Thought, they can't help but gush over Matteo Lane and his multiple talents. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/17/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 24 seconds
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#392 Oversharing In Front of Adam Duritz, Comedian Tricks, Sebastian Maniscalco is Truly a GOAT

Nikki spills the tea about 'what happened to Anya?' Don't worry; she will be back to say hi tomorrow. Taylor is in the studio for the hang, while Nikki recounts her time at the Bob Saget Scleroderma Fundraiser. She talks about the comedians she caught up with and the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity she had to introduce The Counting Crows. Maybe she gushed a little too hard over Adam Duritz, but it was totally worth it. They discuss which art form is more vulnerable—singing or performing comedy. For Nikki, it's making an effort. She also talks about how blown away she was by Sebastian Maniscalco's performance in Atlantic City and how inspired she feels by it. -------- Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/16/20231 hour, 1 minute, 1 second
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#391 Droopy Face?, Nikki is in her ‘Calling Out’ Era & Going Back To Your Alma Mater

Nikki is knee-deep in preparing for her upcoming special, and having to scrutinize herself is painful! She and Brian share similar feelings about seeing themselves on camera, but only one of them has 'civil war face'. Brian provides a spoiler-free review of "Killers of The Flower Moon." While Nikki excels at understanding other people's experiences, beware—she is in her 'Calling Out' Era. It's not cool to remind someone that you've met them before. Noa has a unique way of measuring distance, killing with kindness actually worked, college football is often considered the best time in some people's lives, and Nikki describes what it was like performing at her Alma Mater. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/10/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 51 seconds
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Introducing: Call Chelsea Peretti

Hi, Nikki Fans! We want to share a new podcast from Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network that we think you'll love - Call Chelsea Peretti. About the show: Beloved comedian Chelsea Peretti takes calls on weekly themed episodes, interacts with callers, and plays special music and sound effects. Lots of discussion of bear attacks, fixation on minutia, and administration of food tests.  Listen here and subscribe to Call Chelsea Peretti on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/9/20231 minute
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#390 Nikki Needs An Enemy, Renting a Theater, Mindful Moment & Burnt Pants

Nikki is joined by her boyfriend, Chris, after a long weekend of East Coast shows. Together, they peruse the kind notes received from Besties in Boston and Baltimore. Nikki recaps the experience of renting a movie theater and inviting Besties and fans to watch Taylor Swift's "ERAS." Chris and Nikki have been keeping up with "The Golden Bachelor," but Nikki encountered unsettling news about "FBOY Island." She contemplates whether she needs more enemies, possibly gaining a new one after being cut off in the TSA line. This dilemma raises the question: does Nikki need to channel more anger or slay with kindness? Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/9/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 25 seconds
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#389 Butterfly Clips, Curious Searches & Mukbang

Nikki is thrilled that butterfly clips are back in style! She also appreciates when people hold themselves accountable for their blunders. Nikki shares with Brian and Taylor how couples therapy has helped her this week. They cover their favorite Halloween candies, discuss how they developed their signatures, and reflect on what Nikki learned from spending time with her family. Taylor gives a quick lesson about 'paraphilia', which leads Nikki to discuss her curious searches involving the word 'daddy'. In the Final Thought, Nikki playfully challenges anyone to catch her watching her mukbang videos on a plane. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/2/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 53 seconds
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#388 Visualization vs. Manifestation, 'Joe Pilates' & 1989 Re-Release Easter Eggs

After stopping in Kansas over the weekend, Nikki had a great Pilates class instructed by her best friend, Kerstin. Nikki is getting used to not being good at the torturous exercise created by 'Joe Pilates'. Brian is out for this one, so Nikki, Taylor, and Noa try to find an understandable explanation for the learning curve on their own. Taylor brings up new history in Wisconsin. They discuss non-judgment and the difference between visualization versus manifestation. Nikki and Taylor drop some enneagram personality traits. Nikki and Noa recap some of Britney Spears' memoir: "The Woman in Me," and don't worry—nothing gets spoiled. Nikki shares how she found out about Matthew Perry passing away. In the Final Thought, Nikki gives her take on Taylor Swift's 1989 re-release and where she thinks the Easter eggs are hidden. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/1/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 13 seconds
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#387 Looking Snatched, Going Buck Wild in Therapy & BECKHAM Review

Nikki loves looking 'snatched,' and she couldn't help but get a little snappy at her pilates class or go 'buck wild' at her therapist's office. She shares a story told to her by a Bestie when life imitated the podcast. Nikki is an experienced traveler when it comes to transporting her guitar, but that doesn't mean she wants you to talk to her about it. They discuss brow lifts and cosmetic surgery before diving into Nikki's Reddit Dump.  They all have a good laugh over this video by Hanna Dickinson about guys who can't commit and are shocked by a question about telling a girl she looks like Jigsaw. In the Final Thought, they discuss men who don't act on emotions, and Nikki and Brian go through their watchlist." Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/27/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 2 seconds
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#386 A Night Out With Tom Sandoval & An Awesome Gift He Gave Nikki!

Nikki is back home in STL, and her friend Taylor joins her in the studio. The consensus is that a lot of people need naps. Nikki and Taylor reminisce about the social order of their high school, which naturally leads to some discourse about Columbine. Brian is greatly perturbed by dueling commercials. Nikki talks about an adventure she had with Tom Sandoval after appearing on his podcast and shares the amazing gift he got her. In the Final Thought, they dissect the concept of cheating and the effort it takes. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/26/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 55 seconds
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#385 In Los Angeles, Grounding, FBoy Island Party & SCANDOVAL

Nikki and Brian are together in LA, joined by their bestie and comedian, Carlisle Forrester. Carlisle has coined a new term for aging that absolutely needs to be adopted universally. Brian is dealing with a radio frequency issue. Nikki is a new believer in grounding. While she's in LA doing press, she's also meeting a new dog up for adoption. She spills the beans on the FBoy Island premiere party, a hilarious incident at Starbucks, and her thoughts on appearing on Tom Sandoval's podcast. Brian has some good news about his mattress, and Carlisle takes us through a fashion haul that Nikki playfully roasts. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/19/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 15 seconds
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#384 New Flirting Techniques, FBoy Island Press & FANTHRAX!

Everyone made the effort to put their shades on and let their guard down. Nikki's getting set to do a bunch of press hits for the premiere of FBoy Island (10/16). Brian searches Brainy Quotes to find what Nikki has said in her career as a public person. Anya's been saving some quotes that sound more like Nikki. Nikki is back to 'gooning' and finding new ways to flirt with her boyfriend. Anya recommends BECKHAM, and Nikki is reminded of Rob McElhenny's genius and a scene she loves from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In Fanthrax, Nikki gets a hack for her pits, and they give advice to a lovelorn 27-year-old. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/12/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 38 seconds
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#383 Brian In STL!, What's Your Height? & People We Travel Amongst

Nikki has a surprise in studio! His name is Brian Frange! While staying in St. Louis Brian gets a first hand account of how Chris Convy goes the extra mile. The cast of the show get a little closer as they all guess each other's heights, and learn about their pee. Nikki was entertained by a family at her airport gate. She talks more about not wanting kids, people who are jealous of youth and advice that parents need to hear. While reading another chapter of The Four Agreements, Nikki asks how to not take things personally. It's hard! In the Final Thought, they play the game Top1 Bottom1 and the topic is people that they travel amongst.  Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/11/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 57 seconds
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#382 Calling Your Parents, “Monk Mode” & Story Time w/ EJ Glaser

Nikki's dad, EJ, stops by the pod, and Nikki has to explain why she rarely calls him. Nikki watched "The Golden Bachelor" with her parents. She shares a new joke premise she's working on that involves older people criticizing younger people. Anya is not up to date on cultural references, while Brian shares interesting facts about David Copperfield. In the news segment, they cover "Monk Mode," old books to read, bed bugs, and a football moment that Nikki accurately predicted. Gather round for "Storytime with EJ Glaser: Hitchhiking in the '70s." In the Final Thought, Nikki brings up an unfortunate story involving Sinead O'Connor and Prince. . Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/5/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 27 seconds
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#381 Nikki's Indecent Photo, A Long Running Joke & Breakfast of Champions

Nikki loved the response she got from Chris when she sent him an indecent photo over the weekend. Nikki has been taking a secret class, and she can already hear her best friend Kerstin's giggling reaction to the news. They bring back the news to cover a bear attack, a running joke Nikki has with her dad EJ, Taylor Swift at MetLife, and a quick review of The Morning Show. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump, and Chris brings one of his own. In The Final Thought, Nikki learns why guys say "OTR," and they give a nod to their favorite cereals. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/4/20231 hour, 5 minutes
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#380 The Morning Show is Insane!, Don't Ask Your Partner if You Look Bad & Hot Takes

Nikki is in the studio with Chris in their home! Anya and Matt have been asking each other head-scratching questions. Chris and Brian relate when it comes to a two-week-old haircut. They are all astounded by how crazy The Morning Show has become, but don't worry, there's nothing to be spoiled. While preparing for her next special, Nikki and Chris realized that there is no happy medium in comedy at the moment. A toddler at a restaurant inspires a new joke; is there a consensus on looking hot? Nikki was always second fiddle to her sister. Nikki talks about her time in New York. In The Final Thought, Nikki spills the beans on hosting an award show, and Chris plays a quick round of Hot Take. . Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/28/20231 hour, 1 minute, 56 seconds
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#379 Nikki's Less Gross, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce!!!! & No More Gossiping?

Nikki is a little less gross thanks to her new living situation. She recaps her hang with Lizzy Cooperman over the weekend working at a country club. In anticipation of Fboy Island Season 3 (10/16 on the CW), Anya asks if the contestants really fall in love. Nikki gives her insight and why she would make the perfect first date. Everyone is buzzing about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. A bad experience at a hotel leads to a conversation about working out. Brian and Anya duel over their favorite online yogis. In the Final Thought, Nikki shares that she is reading The Four Agreements and wonders if she can be “impeccable with her word”. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/28/20231 hour, 24 minutes, 14 seconds
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#378 Lending Out Your Body, Working on Your Birthday & The Line From Hell!

Nikki's got her BFF Taylor McGraw over. Anya is still adjusting to the term "husband". Nikki recaps highlights from her Chicago & Peoria tour dates. She also recalls getting a compliment from teenagers while she was on the set of FBoy Island along with the teachable moment that ensued. Brian and Taylor bond over their shared difficulty with drawing. They give their thoughts on what they would say about their bodies before lending them out. Brian has a story from Dallas that could have only happened to him. Nikki offers her two cents on the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce dating rumors. She's heading to NY and staying at her friend's apartment, which was once haunted. Anya's birthday is coming up and she will celebrate it on tour with Nikki this weekend. In the Final Thought, Nikki shares a doggy update. . Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/22/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 10 seconds
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#377 Eric André Explains His Yearly Text To Nikki , Ideal Partner & Why Vacation is Good

When Eric André crashes your podcast, you know you're in for a wild ride! Nikki catches up with her bud and host of Bombing with Eric André. They cover all sorts of topics, can Nikki ever take a vacation? Can Eric be on the new season of FBoy Island? The annual text Nikki gets from Eric, polyamory, tripping and finding meaning. Anya probes Eric about his ideal woman. And before Eric takes off, of course they talk about how to deal with "bombing". In the Final Thought, Brian shares his personal story with Eric and Nikki talks about getting honored in St. Louis.  . Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/20/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 35 seconds
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#376 Coping with Self Hate, Is Nikki Into Football? & Aaron Rodgers' Injury

Nikki's BFF Taylor McGraw stops by the pod in her full "cashew" form. Nikki had a devastating experience in a Beverly Hills dressing room and makes sense of it with the support of her friends. Brian shares how he copes with self hate. After watching Monday Night Football with Chris, Nikki seems well on her way to being one of those overly excited sports fans screaming at the top of her lungs. In The Final Thought, Brian talks about how Aaron Rodger's injury put a damper on his trip to Dallas. . Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/15/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 4 seconds
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#375 New Friends, A Porsche Driving Experience & Cameras Are Everywhere!

Nikki is intrigued by Anya's tea date with a new friend. Why can Nikki bare her soul on stage but feels so uneasy at the thought of being on a date? Chris' big birthday surprise is revealed and it ends with Nikki eating salad out of a bag. Brian is perplexed with his wife's obsession about putting things into bags. Nikki has a new stressor, cars hitting a curb. Anya faces a conundrum involving a neighbor caught on her security camera. Nikki is back in her stomping ground, St. Louis, she shows Chris a sad dog trick that Luigi can do. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Anya give opposing reviews for Oppenheimer. . Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/14/202356 minutes, 44 seconds
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#374 Is Anger Nikki’s New Addiction?

On this rare occasion it was worth it for Brian to stay up late and work on his Burning Man cartoon because it helped Anya understand what was off about it. Nikki explains how "flailing" people look for meaning. Nikki, Chris and Brian recap celebrating Chris' birthday at Raos in Los Angeles. Nikki revisits a comment she made that got into Deux Moi. Over the weekend, Nikki felt anger like never before when she addressed a heckler in the audience. Anger might be a her new addiction. After telling a story about going to a "chintzy" restaurant everyone gives their take on how much to tip. In the Final Thought, Nikki gives props to Drew Carey and outrageous things Tim Dillon says on his podcast. . Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/8/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 45 seconds
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The Chris Convy Call, Wedding Speech Blunder, Movie to Walk Out Of & Burning Man 2023

In her hotel room, Nikki is joined by her lover Chris Convy and it happens to be his birthday! He explains his unique birthday policy. Nikki brings up the trauma she experienced around Santa Claus as kid. They talk about Nikki's infamous speech at her sister's wedding that disappointed a large portion of the crowd. They talk about movies they walked out of, the show Suits and a date Chris went on in Abu Dhabi. Brian has a lot to say about Burning Man getting buried in mud. In the Final Thought, Nikki learned something new about consciousness, Brian, Nikki and Chris talk about their crossword competition and Nikki likes sports that are 15 years too late.   . Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 56 seconds
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#372 Nikki is A Cucumber, Back To College & Reddit Dump!

Nikki is redefining the expression "cool as a cucumber". She and Brian agree on the trait that takes a comedian to the next level. Prepare to chuckle at the drive-by encouragements that Nikki's best friend Kerstin shouted at college kids over the weekend. Nikki is tired of comedy bits about older people which leads to conversations about genitals swinging and slugging before diving into the Reddit Dump. They question cheating, Fentanyl poisoning and body issues. In the Final Thought: we learn a crucial part of the Star Wars story and about the kind of kid Nikki envisions having. -- Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  -- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/31/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 36 seconds
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#371 Everyone Hates Rachel Zegler, Life Isn't Fair & No Respect For Star Trek!

Nikki wants to know what it means to mix a song, and fortunately, Anya is currently navigating that process with her new version of Satellite Heart. Brian spent his weekend studying why people are not into Rachel Zegler and found himself agreeing with an anchor on Fox. They dissect the controversy behind the Snow White movie and why it's where woke and anti-woke people meet. Nikki wants everyone to know that sometimes life isn't fair. They share stories about getting bad news about a job. In the Final Thought ,Brian's failed interview experience serves as a valuable lesson in what to avoid when striving for a new job   Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/30/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 48 seconds
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#370 Down For Love, Old Dads & Famous People Going Haywire

While Nikki feels like she needs new clothes Anya feels like she needs a new set of teeth. How much is too much body alteration and cosmetic surgery? Could we all age like Charlize Theron? Nikki contemplates an eyebrow lift that will perfect her  "tired of life face". Brian jumps in, diagnosing society with being overly comfortable and likely the root of everyone's depression. Nikki's new thing to be upset about is old dads. They get into a conversation about adoption and Brian shares his interesting facts about it. Nikki's Final Thought is about celebrities who are rude to workers at the places they patronize.  Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  -- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/24/202359 minutes, 41 seconds
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#369 Barren on The Brain, A Wedding Fight & Comedians "Running The Light"

Nikki shares some highlights from the baby book she's reading that's triggering everyone in her BFF group chat. Brian has a positive mattress update that may finally get him a good night's rest. The truth comes out as Nikki confesses to a faux fight at Brian's wedding sparking a convo about humor that falls flat. Nikki and Brian have an unbreakable bond after getting into a heated debate about free will and Sam Harris. Nikki has a couple of questions to ask the room. The first is about a gift idea she has that some people might not be into. The second is about comedians running the light at a comedy club after witnessing an outrageous case of stage time abuse. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  -- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/23/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 26 seconds
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#368 Cruel Hollywood, Getting Skunked & What's So Good About Going Braless?

The show kicks off with Brian sharing jaw dropping stories about plagiarism in the entertainment business. Nikki believes it's another case of parallel thought. Anya shares how her homecoming turned into a skunky mess. Nikki is perplexed when women moan a sigh of relief when taking off their bra. After Brian and Anya get go down memory lane about drawing anime, Nikki stirs some of her own nostalgia when she pulls out a Seventeen Magazine from the early 2000's. After reading the absurd headlines on the cover Nikki and Chris take an even more absurd and outdated relationship quiz.  Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/17/20231 hour, 25 minutes, 56 seconds
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#367 Double Date To The Auschwitz Exhibition & Do You Finish or Abandon?

The ever-charming Chris Convy is visiting Nikki in Los Angeles. They revisit their recent double date with Brian and Ali to the Auschwitz Musem. Chris and Nikki share what they took away from the exhibit. Brian points out ironic flaws of the museum that turn out to be comedic. Nikki sped through the museum and got just as much as people who took too long. After pointing Brian's "completion-ist" habits they get into a discussion about finishing things that aren't working out or abandoning them. Nikki shares some responses she got from Besties about having children. She and Chris binge watched a new TV show. Brian has an update on Mattress Gate but hold on to your hats because Nikki and Chris have a story of their own! Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  -- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/16/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 6 seconds
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#366 Tim Dillon's Pool Party , Nikki's New Bit & Loneliest City: NYC or LA?

Don't save money, hire movers is the wisdom dropped at the top of the show. Nikki shares a beloved Helen Keller meme that baffles Anya. Lucky for her, explaining memes is one of Nikki's favorite pastimes. Nikki and Brian share fun stories from Tim Dillon's pool party, including who they caught up with and the escapades that ensued. Brian shares his take of how life is different being married vs not. Nikki is not buying that New Yorkers are less lonely than people in Los Angeles. They get in touch with Besties in "Fanthrax", advising one who fell victim to sweater theft. Nikki reads a letter she got from a Bestie at her comedy show. In the Final Thought, Nikki gives her strong opinion about why people really have kids and it also happens to be a new bit she is working on. ------- Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  --------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/10/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 6 seconds
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#365 Nikki's Deepfakes, Problematic Take on Louis Ck's Comedy & Girl Date with Esther Povitsky

According to Nikki, if someone dares to dial you up on FaceTime, they might as well be waving a big red flag that screams, "Psychiatric ward, here I come!" Anya saw Barbie and Nikki is glad to finally have someone to talk about the movie with. She's firing shots at the marketing for the movie and gives the raw answer to why people are flocking to see it. Ready for more of Nikki's off brand opinions? She covers sympathy hoarding and a Deepfake doggy dilemma. Guys need to go on friend dates but Brian shares a time when maybe that was not the best idea. The theme of the podcast are opinions and it was only natural to get into Nikki's problematic take on Louis CK. Nikki ties the show up in a bow sharing her experience seeing Taylor Swift on the Eras tour a comical number of times. *Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/9/20231 hour, 24 minutes, 10 seconds
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#364 Nikki’s Fans, Talking To A Billionaire & "What Are You Living For?”

Nikki embraces her mom's unintentional humor, Anya is gushing endless blood, Noa knows all too well what it's like to be around when your hot friend gets hit on and Brian is helping Nikki with an assessment of her fan demographics. Nikki really dug in when she had the chance to candidly chat with a billionaire. Anya shares a dirty tidbit about hotel rooms. Nikki on the other hand, explains how she uses germs to boost her immunity. Have you ever calculated how many days it takes to watch all seasons of Suits? Nikki did the math. They all share their thoughts on UFOs and if contact will ever happen. In the Final Thought, Nikki reveals the question she asked that left a room stunned.  ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/3/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 19 seconds
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#363 Barbie Spoilers & Are We Strange For Not Mourning Loss?

It's hard to forget catchy commercial jingles from childhood like the one from Cellino & Barnes. Barnes' untimely death could have been another post on Nikki's saved Reddit/r/lastimages. Nikki went to see the Barbie movie (EXTREME SPOILERS) but would have rather watched something about "complete destruction". Brian is still agonizing over his mattress, revealing more about his decision making process. Nikki lets herself off the hook easily when she destroys or loses her things. In the Final Thought, Nikki reconsiders her friendship with Brian after he tells her a story about driving in fog. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/3/20231 hour, 18 minutes, 32 seconds
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#362 Splurging & Suffering, Is Nikki A Narcissist? & The Ultimate First Date Question

The good part about having dreams is that you're sleeping, the bad part is that no one wants to hear them. Brian broke his own vow and feels like he is in a pickle over his mattress. Nikki shares her tips for a better spray tan experience when Anya isn't sure about getting another one.  Even though Nikki has been watching some of the best stand up specials, sometimes it's her boyfriend Chris who comes up with the best punchlines. Nikki and Brian assume that comedians who lean into silence between jokes are narcissists. A trait that Nikki wishes she had more of. Luckily Brian knows a lot about narcissists and a borderline personality disorder.  -- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/27/20231 hour, 25 minutes, 18 seconds
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#361 Jazz, A Rag Bag, Stuck in "Waiting Mode" & The Truth About Joke Thieves

Nikki wonders what people find compelling about Jazz. They find the best explanation in a Kyle Dunnigan joke. Brian wants to play piano in front of people and not be annoying before he turns 40. Anya has more insight into her creepy ice skating performance as a child. Brian might never get rid of his little bag of rags. Nikki explores the phenomenon of "waiting mode". Nikki and Anya run at different speed modes. Nikki tells a story about making a guy blush at a cafe which leads to a conversation about modern dating. Unbeknownst to Nikki, it was a big deal to meet Jeremy Renner after her comedy set. In the Final Thought, Nikki shares her brand of honest strong opinions about comedians who supposedly steal jokes and why a gradual rise to fame is best. -- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/26/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 9 seconds
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#360 Dead or M.I.A.? White Trash River & Shame On A Shelf

Your loved ones getting mad because you're MIA when you're actually dead is a thought on top of Nikki's mind. Brian's idea of bad audio is Cisco's The Thong Song, which triggers a traumatic memory for Nikki when a boy told her she had "thighs like what". Brian shares an embarrassing white trash story. Nikki reflects on her therapist's suggestion of putting her shame on a shelf but expresses her reluctance to do so. Anya and Brian tell Nikki if having a wedding was worth it. In the Final Thought, they share tips on handling insomnia, elderly passengers on planes and how Nikki tricked her mom into getting a maid. ----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/20/20231 hour, 23 minutes, 16 seconds
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#359 Gooning, Gilgo Beach Murderer Fun Facts, Shouting Matches & TMI on Instagram

Nikki notices Brian's "buff"...it doesn't have anything to do with his body. Nikki finds that women preen when they like a guy. She shares a new hack for "gooning" longer while masturbating. Brian shares funny facts about the Gilgo Beach murderer. This leads Nikki into getting into the concept of no free will and why she'd love an execution. They talk about crying and intense couple arguments. Nikki talks about her Family Feud appearance and how much she loves her family. In the Final Thought they discuss Bebe Rexha giving TMI on IG. ------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/19/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 53 seconds
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#358 She's In The Zeitgeist, Leaked Jonah Hill Texts & Does Therapy Really Work?

Even though Nikki is trying to cool it with the Taylor Swift talk, it just happens to find her! Have you ever cooked a meal for your partner and they politely hated it? It happened to Anya. Brian connects the resulting feelings to performing comedy. They all have no business discussing the Jonah Hill leaked texts in Why Do I Care? However it leads to a good debate on just how helpful therapy is. Spoiler horn..Brian doesn't believe in it. Nikki makes a funny observation about the texts and wraps it all up with some good advice... Betterhelp.com/Nikkiglaser. ----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/13/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 37 seconds
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#357 New TV Show, A Wedding Is A Break Up With Your Single Self & BLOOD!

Nikki and Brian are sitting next to each other in a sad airBNB. Nikki wonders what is the appeal of the Calabasas area. She anticipates dying on stage as they both embark on a new showbiz journey. This brings them to the love of the word "languishing". The girls are back after seeing each other for Anya's wedding weekend. They share their favorite memories from the pre-wedding dinner and wedding in a celebrity's backyard. From the "poignant" speeches, a sad saxophone to a blood chilling story that Anya hears for the first time.  --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/12/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 18 seconds
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#356 Things To Bring To Jail, Best Feelings, Getting That Raise & A New Song ForThe Funeral Playlist

Anya is heading into her wedding weekend and the stress is on. Nikki will have to find a way around that for her future wedding. She has a strong opinion on sleep masks as Brian is desperately tired. They answer what two things they would sneak into jail. Julie loves a "coup" but uses the word wrong. Nikki had a breakthrough in her singing lesson which leads to a conversation about complements that feel good after a performance. Nikki is obsessed with a new song by Boy Genius and wants it added to her funeral playlist. They have brief conversations about the toughest topics: death, sex and money. In the Final Thought they talk about different approaches artists take to achieve success. ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/7/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 31 seconds
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#355 Nikki's Feet, Tips For Brian, Comedian's Impersonated & More Shark Attacks

Nikki is going barefoot to get clicks. Julie Glaser joins the show and gets tested on Gen Z terms. Nikki shares how her mom and dad used to "get off" when they were younger. Anya shares how her mom's mind blew when she learned where to get podcasts. Brian's been enjoying old comedy shows on comedy.tv. Chris found a way to get Nikki to travel overseas. Anya has a new rating system for music and Noah Baumbach film recommendations. Nikki has simple tips for Brian to use on stage. In The Final Thought, Nikki has watched a shark attack video too many times. They also talk about not getting on board with The Idol. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/5/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 28 seconds
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#354 Flavors To Give Up, First Taylor Swift Concert & Geoguessrs

Nikki's stand up act shows that people can't help their thoughts. She has a few more notes on Brian's wedding which includes falling rocks and stolen fudge. A food Anya knows everyone likes but she can live without. Nikki has a rant about Taylor Swift and the song Dear John. Brian explains how a "round" helps his anxiety. Nikki and Noa talk about their experience seeing Taylor Swift in Minneapolis on the Eras Tour. Noa points out that Taylor Blurs her eyes like Nikki does when she looks at the audience. This leads to a conversation about weird things the body can do. In the Final Thought Nikki went down a Geoguessr rabbit hole and Brian learns about her thirst for warts. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/29/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 10 seconds
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#353 Brian's Wedding Vows, "Babe No One Cares" & YMCA Is So Gay

Brian is back from his wedding and Chris joins Nikki in studio to help recap moments from Colorado. Anya shares that her parents almost killed her fiancé Matt with a cherry.  Brian recalls highlights from his weddings and all of his feelings that day. Anya shares how Nikki's text "babe no one cares" helped soothe her own wedding anxiety. Brian reads his wedding vows and admits he felt 85% good that day. A high number. Nikki realized how gay the song YMCA is while dancing to it at the wedding. In the Final Thought we learn Brian and Alli's love story. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/28/20231 hour, 22 minutes, 45 seconds
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#352 Meeting Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20!, Inappropriate Comments & Emojis

Taylor, Nikki and Julie all went to see Matchbox 20 and they are in studio to recap. There is heart blood everywhere! Is a Columbine rant on your Nikkipodmemes bingo card? because this tangent happened. Taylor shares something inappropriate that was said to her at the nail salon. Nikki and Taylor got back stage to meet Rob Thomas between cars and got heckled. Nikki is on a concert kick but experienced a pet peeve when she saw the Flaming Lips. They play Top1 Bottom 1: Emojis and Julie has a precious moment. — Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/22/20231 hour, 50 seconds
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#351 Nikki Wouldn't Date This Woman, Question For Rob Thomas & General Genital

Taylor McGraw is back by popular demand and she has more than crime under her belt. Nikki hits the pod bingo card and goes off about Taylor Swift's new song and something they have in common. They talk about the cast of The Ultimatum: Queer Love and lesbian sex habits. Nikki gives a little recap of Brian Frange's wedding and a teaser about what he will share when he returns from his honeymoon. Nikki and Taylor have a huge night ahead: they are going to see Matchbox 20. Nikki shares the DM she sent Rob Thomas before the girls all gush about him. Nikki and Taylor explain what a Duhnuh is. They all share when they know a relationship is over. Anya has been dubbed General Genital and asks a question pertaining to that area. Nikki doesn't understand why more kids don't drown in public pools and Taylor has her own string theory. In the Final Thought they find our who would rather be in bed with a spider, snake or rat. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/22/20231 hour, 26 minutes, 19 seconds
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#350 Asphyxiation, Nikki’s Nightmare, Writing A Musical & First Attractions

The gals are imagining what it could be like for Brian as he drives to his wedding destination. Anya wants to know why people like getting choked during sex. Nikki is putting her foot down on celebrity and self help guru worship. She is also going to purposefully and subtly brag more. Nikki shares an insanely violent dream she had. After seeing a musical, Nikki wants to lend her comedy writing to one. Nikki and Anya talk about what they've been watching. They talk about first feelings of attraction and in the Final Thought debate whether those feelings can ever be preserved. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/15/20231 hour, 26 minutes, 49 seconds
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#349 Systems Are Screwed, Sexy Lingerie, Traveling with Friends & Slaughtering of Souls!

The gals are joined by Chris Convy of The Courtney Show also known as Nikki's lover. Brian is out this week as he starts his road trip to getting hitched. Anya was able to navigate bureaucratic hell as she prepares for her wedding. Somehow but not surprisingly they get into a conversation about dying at the hands of your partner and videos you'd find on the Reddit/r/Lastimages. They ask if guys truly like sexy lingerie. Nikki Anya and Chris reflect back on the time they spent together in Europe. Chris confronts Nikki about how she deals with travel. Nikki shares an epiphany she had at therapy. In the Reddit Dump Nikki shares her saves about humans on a hamster wheel, gossiping and fading beauty. In the Final Thought Nikki shares a text she got in her family thread that was one of her worst fears.  P.S. Enjoy some of our pre-show banter! --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/14/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 30 seconds
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#348 Up Close w/ Dave Matthews, NYC Apocalypse & a Testosterone Pellet

Nikki just literally got off a flight with a crew member named Franchie. Brian thinks his last name was due to a mix up at Ellis Island. While NYC was smoked out by a disappearing Canada, Nikki her BFFs and Mom went to see Dave Matthews in an intimate concert. Nikki realizes she is not so into exclusivity especially when it costs her fifty grand. Meeting Dave Matthews on his meet and greet line was well worth it especially if it activates the hormone pellet Nikki got in her butt cheek.  --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/9/202346 minutes, 44 seconds
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#347 The Eras Tour Chicago, Dancing in The Box & Some Tips

Nikki had no time to put make-up on so she has Besties "get ready" with her for a few minutes. She recaps stories from the weekend at Taylor Swift's Eras Tour in Chicago. From secretly calling security, Chris' continuous birthday gift, a cauliflower that didn't make the cut and dancing on the windows of a Soldier Field Stadium Box, it was good times had with family and friends. Anya shares her packing tip for light travel but it might be a little too heavy on the work for Nikki and Noa. Brian has a fun fact about Florida where Nikki will be on tour this weekend. In the Final Thought, they share prank master Kerstin's voicemail to Nikki's dad EJ. ------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/7/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 25 seconds
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#346 Wedding Status, Shifting To Positive Thoughts & The Perfect Phone Call

Nikki wants to know why Brian will have his wedding in a national park. She also wants him to know about some love he got in her "girl's chat". That raises his spirits after feeling his signs for the WGA protest weren't really hitting. While talking about Ai and Deepfakes taking over, Nikki doesn't mind watching the one Brian Monarch created of her as Taylor Swift. Anya can confirm that Nikki will never take a photo of her poop. They try to evaluate why it is easier to be negative than positive. They each share what their dream phone call would be and encourage Besties to share theirs. In the Final Thought, they give appreciation to Tim Dillon and encourage each other to be more positive.  ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/1/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 3 seconds
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#345 Culture Shock, Amping Up Sex Drive & Nikki Glaser Is a Bad Liar!

Nikki and Anya are recovering from their trip to Europe. On their last tour date in Israel, Nikki got a dose of culture shock in Jerusalem and Anya got a salt water douche in the Dead Sea... but at least the humus was delicious. Brian plays armchair therapist and gives two reasons why Nikki is experiencing low libido. As a child Nikki didn't know what to do with her body while waiting. There is a non-spoiler Succession recap and a very strong opinion on The Whale. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they look into what guys don't know about women and what women would never think guys find hot.  ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/31/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 3 seconds
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#344 London, Sports Illustrated, A Sultry Voice & Compliments

Nikki, Anya and Chris are having a great time in London. Nikki thought her hope for the future was a woman playing guitar at a bar. She gives her hot take on Martha Stewart embracing the cover of Sports Illustrated. Brian shares his 40 things to accomplish before the age of 40 list. Nikki has been ordered to speak with a sultry voice. Before hitting Europe, Nikki and Chris bumped into Justine Lupe of HBO's Succession at the airport. This sparks a conversation about how to talk to anyone and how to receive compliments.   ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/26/20231 hour, 22 minutes, 35 seconds
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#343 European Adventures/ Full Frontal Nudity/ Mildly Hot Coffee & A Floor Lollipop

Nikki is in Vienna, her first stop in Europe with her bestie Anya Marina, her boyfriend Chris Convy while Brian is allegedly in Tikrit. Brian once spent New Year's Eve on a plane and was annoyed that there was no celebration. Sharing adventures from Europe, Nikki fessed to crying in front of German men before her performance. They talk about performing in front of friends vs strangers. Chris shares a hack to save face abroad. Starbucks in Europe did not pass the heat test but has a naked TV show that Nikki is obsessed with. Nikki doesn't care about germs and was shocked that Chris saw her eating a lollipop that fell on the floor. Brian once had to have an intervention with a friend who had bad body odor. Nikki found comfort when she realized that she moves like Conan. In Reddit Dump, we learn that being on top isn't so easy and why acting aloof gets you in a relationship.  ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/24/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 19 seconds
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#342 Self Critique, Private Parts, Hug Technology, Tech Neck & Butt Surgery

Nikki uses her "nananana" technique so that she never sees her own performances. Anya does too sometimes. Brian finds it to be pleasant. A newly discovered hack about face washing sparks a conversation about how the ladies wash their private parts. Nikki shares her anxieties about touring abroad. They play Top1 Bottom1 and discuss features of a car. They pretend to have perfect postures while Brian tells a story about getting surgery on his derriere. In the Final Thought, Anya talks about Fraxel laser and Nikki shares a crying technique to alleviate anxiety.  —Rate and Follow This Show!— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/18/20231 hour, 22 minutes, 31 seconds
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#341 Divorce Lawyer's Marriage Advice, ChatGPT Joke Rating, Grudge Holders

Anya rings the alarm on stuff people don't think about before marriage that she learned from a divorce lawyer. Nikki and Brian have their own takes on lasting marriages. Nikki changed Brian's life when she told him to stop using Google for his searches and instead look on Reddit. After a hang with her mom, Nikki has a lot to say about getting plastic surgery, exposing her body and bodily insecurities. They remember the big butt trend, rate jokes that ChatGPT wrote in the style of Nikki Glaser and go through Nikki's Reddit Dump. In the Final Thought they dissect why some people can't move on after getting an apology and why they should. ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/17/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 55 seconds
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#340 Lowering The Hoop

The Nikki Glaser Podcast is adding a new stage to grief. Nikki is kind of an open book. She keeps some things secret but never be what she is talented at. Brian explains how a dance teacher changed his life. Anya has another veneer update that leads to a conversation about never asking your partner what you look like. They give some advice on Fanthrax and hear a sweet message about a Bestie's different life phases syncing with Nikki's. In the Final Thought they discuss break ups and Nikki unleashes the rest of what she has to say about Taylor Swift and Matt Healy dating. ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/11/20231 hour, 29 minutes, 19 seconds
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#339 Going Harder w/ Julie Glaser

Nikki's mom Julie is back to help recap their weekend in Nashville. Brian got some good news before the pod. While Nikki filmed Barmageddon, Julie hung out in the green room with Blake Shelton ...and he was as sweet as a donut. Nikki is tired of playing it safe with comedy and wants to lead a change in women's role in comedy. Finally, Nikki and Julie talk about almost getting rained out at the Eras Tour, Taylor Swift's performance and Nikki gives her take on Taylor and Matt Healy.  ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/10/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 39 seconds
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#338 No One Gets Out Alive

Nikki's depression has been creeping in this week but thankfully she is learning a lot from therapy and from her vocal coach about finding happiness. To prevent spoilers from now on, Anya will warn everyone by honking her internal horn. They talk about stress manifesting in the body, what Nikki says to her cold soars, emotional eating and emotional vampires. They try to break down what makes people happy and what the process plays in it. In the Final Thought Brian encourages Nikki to be a piece of garbage and she has just the clip of herself having road rage to show him.  ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/4/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 8 seconds
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#337 The Novices

It would have made perfect sense for Nikki to be a hypochondriac except for one thing. Much like Anya, she doesn't want pity. After doing an interview over the weekend about Joan Rivers, aging in show biz it on top of mind. Brian has a suggestion for a quick facelift. Nikki implores women to stop moving their bikini in IG posts. Brian spent the weekend with Nikki's boyfriend at the Dodgers game. Nikki thinks a good apology needs to be forgiven, even if it's from the worst people. Anya talks about hanging with Nikki and David Spade in Las Vegas and the ubiquitous item they couldn't find anywhere. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Anya reveal the special project they are working on and the reason Anya is in St. Louis.  ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/3/20231 hour, 23 minutes, 55 seconds
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#336 Case Closed.

Nikki has a photoshoot coming that where she will be under “duress”. Brian and Anya had a similar moment with a busker in Penn Station. Nikki got a gift bag full of Snoop Dogg swag from the set of a game show. Brian recalls the first time he got high and Nikki explains when she knows to put down the joint.  They get into a conversation about stepping outside of a comfort zone. Nikki loves the thrill of walking on a treadmill with her eyes closed. Brian has an old man and the shoe story to tell. Nikki has an airport rule that she is breaking and Anya is on board. Nikki closes the case on Grace’s AirPods after receiving some karma. They give their final thoughts on highlights from John Mulany’s new special Baby J.  ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/28/20231 hour, 24 minutes, 8 seconds
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#335 Not Horseworthy w/ Julie Glaser

If the opportunity presented itself, Nikki would design the perfect dressing room. Julie, Nikki's mom, is back on the pod. Everyone is surprised to learn the stories of her multiple concussions. We learn the Glaser family motto: "who's to blame?" as Julie talks about the nightmare travel she endured on the way to Family Feud. Brian believes that life is a farce. Nikki and Julie visited Harris Wittels' grave and Nikki left him something that she got back at the Taylor Swift concert. Watching her videos back, Nikki is mortified to hear what she was screaming towards Taylor on stage from the front row. ------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/26/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 29 seconds
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#334 Positive Pranks w/ Chris Convy

Chris is not only Nikki's lover, we discover that he learned Lover on piano to swoon her. Anya points out that Chris loves a good prank and he admits she is not wrong. He tells a story about a prank that made Nikki's skin crawl from their TV show Not Safe w/ Nikki Glaser. Brian and Anya analyze the Love Is Blind Reunion dutifully. Anya thought one of the break ups was jarring to womenhood but Nikki didn't make anything of it. Nikki talks about a moment in Succession that is a spoiler but that everyone was kind of expecting. The TV talk brings on the conversation about characters people crave. Finally, they play a game of Top 1 Bottom 1 and talk about love songs. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/20/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 18 seconds
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#333 Give Them A Story!

After a weekend on tour together, Anya tells Nikki that she is finally not crying. Anya's anxiety list sparks a conversation about self-help stuff that doesn't really help. Nikki will sometimes talk extra loud to give people a story. Brian talks about a text he got from Nikki in the early days of their friendship and why it changed a streak of bad luck. Nikki and Anya go through some gifts they got on tour and experiences meeting Besties. They all get into a conversation about what makes good creative expression. In Nikki's Reddit Dump she preps her family for an appearance on Family Feud, Anya is reminded of a catastrophe she almost used as an excuse to text a guy and they all feel the awkwardness of starting a new job. In the Final Thought Nikki has a strong opinion on Daisy Jones and the Six. -- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/19/20231 hour, 26 minutes, 53 seconds
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#332 You Don't Know Grace! w/ Greg Warren

Nikki is joined by her longtime friend comedian Greg Warren in studio as he is about to release his new comedy special The Salesman (Directed by Nate Bargatze, out 4/21). They talk a lot of standup, getting haunted by regret and getting "dry" after a special. Nikki reminds Greg of some jokes he hasn't done on stage and guesses what Brian forgot to tell everyone about his first concert. She is also on a quest to return the Airpods she found in a hotel bathroom. Nikki shares an important lesson she learned about disassociation in therapy. Anya shares that she doesn't want to play other people's idea of her music. They all agree that no good can come out of reading comments on Youtube and Instagram..unless it is "pretty good" on Brian's Youtube page. ----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/13/20231 hour, 21 minutes, 7 seconds
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#331 Out Of Her Cocoon!

It's a big announcement day for the show! Nikki asks some burning questions for Besties to learn about Brian Frange. They discuss the pinnacle and lowest moments of the latest season of Love Is Blind so far. Brian tells a story of unrequited love at a Creed concert. Nikki and Anya share an important PSA to women about buying gifts for men. Nikki has a strong opinion about two controversial topics, Ozempic and Nepobabies. She also covers her harrowing story of getting to see Taylor Swift, experiencing unsolicited kindness from hotel employees and her two cents on the biggest break up of the year! --------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/12/20231 hour, 25 minutes, 25 seconds
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#330 On The Battlefield w/ Brian Frange

Nikki had to switch hotels and does not appreciate a sneaky check in time or the co'uhl sign that is hanging up in the bathroom. Brian tells a harrowing story about a childhood friend. Nikki has a notepad of words she collected from Succession. Anya's trauma on ice is more traumatic than she thought. They give their opinions on receiving a "nice to see you", Erewhon, food delivery contamination and smoking weed in front of others. Nikki ate her words of advice from yesterday and felt unprepared for a TV appearance. Her luck changed at the end of the night when she got a sweet message about Bette Midler watching one of her sets. In the Final Thought, they talk about motivational posts on IG that have the opposite effect. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/30/20231 hour, 24 minutes, 35 seconds
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#329 All Goo & Stories From the iHeart Radio Awards w/ Brian Frange

Nikki is joined by Brian Frange at her hotel. They reminisce about the time they did their Not Safe podcast and Nikki's dog Luigi expressed himself in a way. This leads to conversation about peeing after sex and anal glands. Anya has another veneer update. Brian shares an irrational fear about wearing a wedding ring and also how he was molested as a 12 year old and only discovered it as an adult. Nikki had a session with a new therapist and so far so good. Brian and Anya learn that they both approach finances in a similar way. Nikki says she had one of her best times on stage recently at the Hollywood Improv because of the relatable thing that happened to her right before going on. She recaps the iHeart Radio Awards, being the only comedian on the red carpet, sitting next to Taylor Swift and the jokes she wanted to tell while she was presenting.  ----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/29/20231 hour, 27 minutes, 5 seconds
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#328 One Dot Left w/ Brian Frange

Nikki is not surprised to learn about a town off the beaten path called ZZyzx from Brian Frange. "Poomf" is the new cute term everyone needs to know. Nikki found the cure for "waking up on the wrong side of her uterus" is watching humane animal documentaries about elephants. They talk about how much longer there is to live in seconds and dots, DMT vs Mushrooms, Anya recaps The Bachelor which leads to a conversation about dating apps and hooking up. In Fanthrax they listen to voicemails about a shady funeral home, chatroom antics and give advice on what to do about the expenses of a sick dog. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/23/20231 hour, 31 minutes, 38 seconds
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#327 A Wrecking Ball w/ Ian Fidance

Nikki had a plus one to watch Adam Sandler receive a Mark Twain Prize for American Humor at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and gave it to her bud Ian Fidance. They recap their outrageously funny behind the scenes antics and share a very important lesson about pushing oneself past fear. Nikki and Anya discuss autonomy in a relationship and why it is a bad idea for girls to put out on the first date. Nikki shares her latest find in Reddit Dump. ----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Ian's Podcast: Bein' Ian w/ Jordan More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Ian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/22/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 46 seconds
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#326 Funeral Prep & Civil War Apples w/ Brian Frange

Nikki is glad to be back in STL and swiping through Pet Finder, the Tinder of pet matching. Brian Frange joins the gals and they discuss Lady Gaga helping a fallen photographer and the controversial court case she's involved in. They talk funeral planning and obituary pictures. Brian didn't watch the Murdaugh Murders documentary because he's been glued to his possum cam. They talk about sleep habits with a partner and ASMR videos before bed. Anya and Nikki made a pact to stay off IG that only lasted a couple of minutes. The topic for Top 1 Bottom 1 is fruit. Brian's rapid fire apple tidbits up the game and even the world of podcasting.  --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina More Brian Frange:  brianfrange.com    More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/16/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 16 seconds
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#325 Awe and Shock w/ Brian Frange

Brian Frange joins the pod and shares a glimpse into his friendship with Nikki when Game of Thrones was all the rage. Nikki is still obsessed with Succession but wasn't that impressed by the dramatic moment that everyone talked about. Brian is methodical in the way he eats a cookie. Nikki and Anya have two very different takes on their approach to surviving a post apocalyptic world. Nikki believes that luck is what needs to be credited in Oscar speeches. In the Final Thought, they talk about the after life and what will happen with AI in the future. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian's Website: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/15/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 28 seconds
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#324 Working Through It

Nikki and Anya talk about some inhospitable experiences they had at a hotel stay recently and how one led to a showdown with Nikki's tour manager. Nikki attended the season 3 premiere of Ted Lasso and is torn about not putting enough detail into her look after being bombarded by the paparazzi. She isn't sure how to justify spending top dollar for a look that will "wash off in the shower." In the end, they realize that it is a deep seated issue that can only be worked out in therapy.  Yay for therapy!----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/9/20231 hour, 18 minutes, 37 seconds
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#323 Nothing, Open, Relax

HBO's Succession is on top of mind for Nikki as she realizes that she's very into evil characters. Anya and Noa are both on board and ready for the new season. Nikki thinks Titanic is a masterpiece and it was the first romance she liked on film. She also gives an update on Tic Tac the dog, which made her cry on a plane. They get into the topic of mentors as Nikki shares some golden nuggets from her vocal teacher. Nikki reads a Reddit Dump that resonates with Anya and why she hasn't been feeling great lately. Nikki confesses that after decades she can enjoy a pizza guilt free. She and Anya advocate for meditation and break it down for the skeptics.  --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/8/20231 hour, 21 minutes, 49 seconds
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#322 Action Sports and TicTac

Are you the kind of person who sprints into action or sprints to the store? Nikki shares some new jokes in her set and how she didn't get a bald guy to write one down for her. Covering the topic of kids, Nikki wants to start saying "she got spayed". She shares her experience meeting an elderly dog named TicTac that she's considering adopting because no one wants him and his penis problem. Anya thinks she has the cure for it. Nikki also explains what is up with Marion and Luigi for Besties who are wondering. Nikki had a great night at Beauty and Essex that turned her from a crab to a starlet. In Why Do I Care? Noa asks Nikki what she thinks about Tom Brady getting into stand up comedy. Nikki and Anya are excited to go down south for tour this weekend although Anya realizes they've been there since she recognizes the menus of two vegan restaurants.   ----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/2/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 31 seconds
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#321 Veneerly There in Los Angeles!

Nikki and Noa are reunited in Los Angeles in the iHeartMedia/BMP studios. Anya fills them in on her veneer update. They talk about the art of not holding a secret, The Last of Us and being a gummy zombie, Stolen Youth aka Creepy Father on a Couch and the update they got this weekend from a Bestie who called for advice. Nikki wants a big life change and doesn't want to "stick with what she's got". She wasn't ready to but sharing an embarrassing moment at the airport sends Nikki and the girls into a laughing fit. The show that they know nothing about how electricity works and in the Final Thought Nikki talks about singing at the Goddamn Comedy Jam with Bill Burr and why she loves performing music so much. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/1/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 1 second
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#320 Hit A Nerve

Nikki is evaluating what dictates her happiness. It definitely wasn't the overly excited barista or a chipper air line attendant. She sprinkles her strong opinions through the episode. Also, you might want to know that Nikki is at the level of fame where she has to wipe down the machine at the gym. Anya shows off her new tooth and describes what it was like getting her teeth shaven. Nikki talks about taking the stage with John Mayer over the weekend and what she is learning about the 'flow state' from the book The Art of Impossible. They listen to some Fanthrax where Besties ask Nikki for her strong opinions on TLC's Shauna Rae and for advice on handling a family affair at a wedding. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/23/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 52 seconds
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#319 Wet N' Wild

Preparing for a reality TV show appearance, Nikki wonders if it is worth it to spend money on glam that washes off at the end of the day. After an eventful weekend in Las Vegas, she is inspired to make a couple of changes. One was inspired by a pizza place she couldn't get enough of, another from performing with rock n' roll icons at Keep Memory Alive charity event and the last was inspired by her friend Bill Maher who also happened to be in town. Nikki has a hot take on Tiger Woods apologizing for a bad prank, she likes being a little pervert, she will never get a quaker parrot and her and Anya review some of the latest documentaries they are watching. Nikki goes through the subReddits she follows. In the Final Thought they discuss why some comedies don't hold up today. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/22/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 25 seconds
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#318 "This One..."

Nikki is all about a book a Bestie recommended about emotionally immature parents and their side effects. Anya explains how she sets healthy boundaries with her family. Nikki can't fake it when she is not in the mood to show up for work. Being honest about it led her to great bonding and she looks forward to more with her dentist. Nikki shares her takeaways from performing at the Cynthia Rowley comedy fashion show and who she pissed off. They go over Rihanna's Super Bowl performance. Nikki sees right through Olivia Wilde's IG post about ASAP Rocky & Rihanna and explains what she really meant by it.  --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/16/202358 minutes, 41 seconds
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#317 Alienation Song w/ Kerstin

Nikki has Kerstin come by to help recap their very eventful weekend. They sang their little hearts out in karaoke and while talking about it Nikki has an epiphany about something that happened on her birthday that she is not over. Nikki and Kerstin went to see Adam Sandler live and got an upgrade from his tour manager that they will never forget. Nikki tells all about meeting Adam Sandler backstage while holding in her pee. The girls talk about Nikki's butt and Kerstin offers a tutorial on how to take the perfect butt pic. Anya shares a story about a passive aggressive message on her mother's t-shirt, while Nikki wants everyone to read the message on hers.  -- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/15/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 39 seconds
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#316 Take a Chase

Nikki and Taylor start the show off by recalling how they became friends because of Nikki's bell bottoms. No one liked it when John Mayer said "bubble gum tongue". Yuck! Nikki is learning that a lazy mouth could help her sing. She explains why she had to go at it with a studio audience. She is also more adamant than ever to protect animal rights and maybe was spurred on by a hot guy on a magazine cover. Taylor wants to play "We Know Nothing" so they do a bad job of explaining chess. Nikki talks about meeting a fan with no arm and asking him about it. Taylor and Nikki put a call out to Nocte Lopus. To cap off the show, the girls talk about when their curiosity about sex turned into the actual thing, if they keep going after an orgasm and how they self pleasure.  --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/9/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 39 seconds
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#315 My Brother's Husband w/ Matt Green

Nikki has got her brother in law Matt in studio and she's offering him odd flavor drinks she got from deep in her fridge. Nikki and Anya were once addicted to gum but now Nikki suggests treating it like a mint. Matt actually likes his thoughts and Nikki liked the ones she had over the weekend that turned her on. Kimmel's producer made a great point for discussion about The Bachelor being a cult. Matt talks about dressing his 6 year old son as a 100 year old. He also shares repeated bad luck with the family cars. They play a new segment called We Know Nothing... about World War I. Nikki and Anya talk about bad compliments and Matt lip reads what JLO said to Ben at the Grammy's. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG Matt's Big Muddy Adventures: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/8/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 32 seconds
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#314 La Boom Lamaze

After an awful flight to Los Angeles Nikki is happy the hotel amenities include a giant bottle of seltzer and an orange in a brown bag. Before leaving St. Louis, she watched some of the new Pamela Anderson documentary and learned that Tommy Lee looks like Pam's dad. Nikki is really not into horoscopes and Anya believes it is a characteristic of her being a Gemini. They cover the difference between jealousy and envy. In Collection of Co'uhls they share first comments about their bodies as teens, their take on celebs cropping each other out of pictures, and talk about what on Nikki's rider that might make her a Diva and Anya's "dusty root of ginger".  Nikki gets coached on being on top during sex and in the Final Thought she explains how her boyfriend saved the day when she woke up on the wrong side of life.  ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina - More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/2/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 38 seconds
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#313 Eggnog On Feet

Lots of egg talk on the pod between Nikki, Anya, Taylor and Noa. Nikki begins by thanking Taylor for helping her keep her apartment in order and asking her about strange things she's stumbled upon while doing so. Then, a huge update about Nikki's eggs and where they will be staying. Nikki's sold out show at the Beacon Theater in New York City brought Anya to tears. Julie made a comment that stunned the room at the after party which leads to a conversation about gothic birds. They bring back the Top1 Bottom1 game and as they talk about drinks Nikki cannot believe that what she thought about eggnog her whole life was a lie! ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/1/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 45 seconds
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#312 A Hot Prowl

Freight train hopping Taylor Mcgraw is back on the pod and the girls have a hoot. Yesterday's stupidity needs to be addressed and of course pivots to conversation about murderers. Nikki talks about price gouging at the fertility clinic pump and what her kid might turn out like. They do a terrible job of explaining football before getting into the stuff Nikki pinned for Reddit Dump. Besties help solve the mystery behind the obsession 80's kids had with marine biology. In the Final Thought, Nikki is reminded of a moment she had at the aquarium with a sea otter that violated her privacy.  --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Taylor: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/26/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 45 seconds
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#311 As They Should!

Nikki is so over rude celebrities and the fake cosmetics she bought off of Amazon. She is also not into people getting "goosed" at her meet and greets. In what was a weekend full of inappropriate moments, like being told a joke about a hastily packed suitcase, a hotel being up in Nikki's business, the altercation Nikki had with a drunk woman at the Dave Chappelle/Chris Rock show takes the cake. The tension gets cut by the fact that Nikki, Anya and Noa don't know much about government. Would it have been worth it for Nikki to get punched in the face? Besties share stories about getting sober, using hair as a hygiene product and why an elderly lady put a teabag in her snatch in Fanthrax. In the Final Thought, they talk about how they tease their partners with unexpected flirts.  --------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/25/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 17 seconds
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#310 Bear Noises w/ Ben Gleib

Big news and life event announcements on today's pod. Starting with Nikki anticipating her appearance on the Kelly Clarkson Show and friend of the pod Ben Gleib's engagement breakup. Ben talks about what it's like going back into the dating world and explains how to not leave a trail of angry women when Nikki wants to dissect hookup culture. Anya relates to a story Ben tells about having the subject of one of his jokes in the crowd. Nikki wishes she could have a child's blissful ignorance and explains the paradox that is engulfing her professional life. In the Final Thought, they share a very honest moment about the absurdity of tracking Instagram stories. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Watch Ben Gleib's Full Special: The Mad King  More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG More Ben Gleib: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/19/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 31 seconds
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#309 On The List w/ Chris Convy At The 2023 Critics' Choice Awards

Nikki is in Los Angeles recapping her experience attending the 2023 Critics's Choice Awards with her lover Chris Convy. Nikki also completed Prince Harry's memoir: Spare, Anya has just started digging into it. Nikki and Chris recap their highlights from the star studded event and what it was like sitting in the middle of it. Although Nikki made Page Six's Best Dressed List, her foot pain helped shuttle in a mini existential crisis. Nikki shares her honest thoughts about feeling invisible and questioning what she wants from fame. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Chris share their quirky approach to serious conversations and heavy topics.  ------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG More Chris Convy: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/17/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 52 seconds
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#308 A Small Queen

Nikki lets Besties in on an inside joke she has with her girlfriends about the pod's opening theme. She also reveals who her bucket list friendship is right now. Speaking of friendship, Paris Hilton sent Nikki a gigantic gift box of her cookware line and it will serve as Nikki's new security system. The gals discuss how much time of day is spent fondling their partners. Nikki shares her experience at a hockey game and how it got her some extra sugar from her boyfriend. Special Announcement: Nikki's special Good Clean Filth is nominated for best  comedy special at the Critics Choice Awards. They play an impromptu game of "one scene from a movie". In the Collection of Co'uhls, the integrity of co'uhls is questioned when a headline is called out to be a possible publicity stunt. After dropping some tea on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, they find that their favorite version of the show is by Creator Yuri Lamasbella. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/12/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 29 seconds
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#307 It's Good Good

Nikki is getting off the Love Is Blind Brazil train but not without dissecting it with Anya who now speaks Portuguese because of her obsession with the show. Speaking of obsession, guess which book Nikki will dig past her usual 3 chapter mark? Spare by Prince Harry. Nikki has some stories to tell, one is about having an urge to cry over and over again while watching Adam Sandler honor the late Chris Farley. It reminded her of her friendship with Bob Saget on the anniversary of his passing. Also, Nikki shares a story about getting a period cup removed with forceps and how a regular guy helped her with a joke. In Why Do I Care? The gals wish they didn't remember the video Chris Hemsworth put out on facing his fear of aging. Nikki's Final Thought is about how a mohawk for charity went above and beyond for her sex drive. ------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/11/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 54 seconds
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#306 On Clock Watch

It seems like a strange phenomena of family members not hiring babysitters is happening. Nikki has been noticing this as she has been assigned babysitter duties today for her nephew and niece. She realizes why she'd enjoy cold plunges, an achievement in a small amount of time. Anya explains what women do at Korean Day Spas and why she likes it. It doesn't sit well with Nikki and neither does sex trafficking. They all take a quick look at an article about why men become gynecologists following yesterday's conversation. In the Final Thought, marine biology! ------------------------------   Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/5/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 40 seconds
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#305 Who Cares?

Nikki is playing dodgeball with the negative energies around her and sometimes not moving out of the way fast enough. She tells Anya and Noa about a run in she has with a cat. Nikki and Anya recap New Year's Eve in St. Louis performing to a sold out crowd at the Stifel Theater. Nikki is very unsettled after having a consultation with a fertility doctor and they all talk about egg shortage. In her Reddit Dump, Nikki shares a post on finding a hair in food, Twizzler shaped genitalia, a literary masterpiece and a funny video that unintentionally encapsulates what women feel when they are about to get their periods. In the Final Thought, Nikki hopes that her resolutions will bring some peace of mind. ------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/4/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 30 seconds
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#304 A Wet Seal

Nikki and her BFF and tour buddy Anya Marina still don't know why anyone would call a teen clothing store Wet Seal. There is a new documentary about Chris D'Elia that sent Nikki into a rabbit hole that ended with her binging a podcast called The Children in The Pictures. On a lighter note, they discuss the breaking news about Jerry Seinfeld's wet t-shirt pictures and Lana Del Rey's billboard stunt in Why Do I Care? Nikki takes us through her Reddit Dump. In the Final Thought, she reads texts from her mom Julie and ends up sounding like Jennifer Coolidge.  ----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/29/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 51 seconds
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#303 Detention Dance w/ Rachel Feinstein

 Nikki is joined by one of her favorite comedians and friend Rachel Feinstein. They talk about Rachel's camel toe being spotlighted on stage, how to tell someone they have something in their teeth and how Nikki tried to use one of Rachel's bits to send her boyfriend a message about nicknames. They discuss scenes and takes of Netflix's Harry & Meghan, gossip page Deux Moi and how to exit social situations. Rachel talks about being a trouble maker in High School and finding certain pranks funny. Nikki wonders about how Rachel deals with her daughter growing up and learns how a kid can be a good hang. In the Final Thought they both relate to not being germaphobes.  Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Rachel Feinstein's: https://rachel-feinstein.com/   More Nikki: IG More Rachel: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/22/202253 minutes, 16 seconds
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#302 Have, Enjoy.

Nikki is joined by her BFF Anya Marina in NYC on the last day of their girl's trip. They talk about a psychic game they played, a classy hotel stay and taking over a theater to watch Can't Hardly Wait. Nikki and Anya also recap meeting Jerry Seinfeld over the weekend and getting some great feedback from him and a possible collaboration. After spoiling the end of White Lotus (don't worry there is a warning), they get to a new segment called "Old News". Noa takes Nikki back to 2013 on the set of MTV's Nikki and Sara Live for a wild moment with One Direction. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Anya encourage Besties to use mantras and share their favorite ones. ------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/15/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 45 seconds
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#301 I Approve Of Myself

Nikki is at a point in her life where a celebration is in order for the rare occasions she gets horned up... like certain scenes from The White Lotus or characters that are jerks. After repeating a mantra from a  Louise Hay meditation, Nikki was ready to present at the People's Choice Awards. She talks about attending the event with Esther Povitsky and having the best time. Also, find out which starlette came to the rescue at the after party during a toxic experience. Nikki also dishes on how she got cast on The Backstreet Boys Holiday Special and how FBoy Island just got cancelled...but that doesn't mean cancelled cancelled. In the Fanthrax segment, Besties talk about finding out Nikki is on the Masked Singer, how the podcast permeates their lives and look for advice about looking at partner's phone and finding nudes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/8/20221 hour, 17 minutes
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#300 A Freezing Night of Comedy w/ Bobby Jaycox

Nikki is back from being the honorary Grand Marshal at the STL Thanksgiving Day Parade and her mom Julie is relieved. They are joined by the hilarious Bobby Jaycox who is a long time friend of Nikki's from the local comedy scene. He will be opening for Nikki on the Good Girl Tour Dec 8-10th. Nikki went to her High School reunion and shares the realization she walked away with. While Bobby agrees, Julie doesn't. Nikki's nephew Arlo has a cute dark side and likes to draw something that kids shouldn't play with. Also, Nikki covers her experience as Snowstorm on the latest season of The Masked Singer. Watch Bobby's Full Special from Helium Comedy Studios: Fast Food Fireworks. ------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour ------ More Nikki: IG More Bobby Jaycox: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/30/20221 hour, 19 minutes, 42 seconds
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#299 Spitballing w/ 23andMe

There’s so much information in your spit. Today Nikki and Andrew with the help of 23andMe find out what there is to discover in theirs.  Listen as they “spitball” about all the stuff they've learned from their genetic data.  ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/24/202232 minutes, 53 seconds
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#298 I Love A Parade

Nikki addresses Andrew's decision to leave the show and where we go from here. Julie is visiting after getting the exciting news that she can be on a trolly following Nikki's float at the St. Louis Thanksgiving Day Parade. Nikki cut some funny promos on a local news station to promote her gig singing the National Anthem at the parade. Hopefully there won't be running hippos around. Nikki got the hang she was looking for this weekend on the road with The Natural Lines. For Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about food served on Thanksgiving.  ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour   More Nikki: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/22/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 12 seconds
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#297 Why We Can’t Talk About Steve?

Nikki is joined by her BFF Anya Marina who is on a location that everyone has on their phone. They all confess their different Starbucks addictions before going into their newest one...Steve. Nikki shares a message she received from him after the Stevecast which makes Anya literally disrobe. Nikki shares some unfortunate news about having to reduce the podcast again to one day a week. While in Santa Barbara with Julie and Anya, they talk about how Nikki's mom is so unintentionally funny. As Nikki goes through some changes...she realizes she is turning into her mom. In Reddit Dump Nikki reads the latest discussions that she found interesting from people who hate babies, those who wonder about panhandlers, people who get corrected for correcting grammar and celebrities who question paid meet and greats. ------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/17/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 49 seconds
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#296 Mega Newbie w/ Julie Glaser

Nikki's mom Julie Glaser is at her AirBnB and everyone has the giggles. Andrew is in a hotel and explains why he doesn't like the low bed. Julie shares tips for Facebook Market Place and the GDubs aka Good Will. She is the only person who uses an iPhone like a rotary phone. Nikki says there's no strategy to gambling and she will not play the far right lottery. After doing Kevin Hart's TV show, Julie had a great time schmoozing with comedians like Tiffany Haddish and "Santini" at the comedy club. After reminiscing about department stores and binders they get into Fanthrax. They read a thoughtful YouTube comment and listen to a sexy voice message about poop. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/11/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 43 seconds
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#295 Clearly.

Nikki is so over "climbers" and she's tired of changes in people's behavior as she gets more famous or if they get more famous. The good thing is it makes her more competitive. After an interview, Nikki stayed on the line and heard a little too much.  She and Andrew talk about crowd work and honing in on people in the audience. Andrew had to battle for an arm rest on his last flight. You Heard It Here First, tips for sleeping better, party tricks, TikTok videos to ignore and People's Sexiest Man of the Year is ...plain. They play a new game called Finish The Taylor Swift Lyric which has them completing songs in their own words.  ------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/10/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 18 seconds
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#294 Caving, Space, Planes, Surgery

Anya Marina is in Nikki's room at the AC hotel, Andrew happens to be at an AC too but in Alabama. If ever at the hotel gym, Nikki will pretend she is in a music video to finish her workout faster. Don't put music on crappy speakers, ever. Nikki's nephew Forrest who is a baby, is a musical prodigy. You Heard It Here First, our personalities changed in the last 2 years, dreading things that don't end up being so bad and where to get privacy. Andrew doesn't hear "condensation" in Nikki's voice as she goes through her Reddit Dump. In the Final Though they determine their attachment style but the lyrics they like.    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/9/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 10 seconds
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#293 The Stevecast w/ Anya Marina

Nikki and her best buds Anya Marina and Andrew Collin admit that there are some things they have no clue about. Traveling could help learn about the world or maybe waking up with a foreign accent. Nikki reflects back on her shows over the weekend. She and Anya tell a story about Steve with the chevron patterned sweater. There was also a strange occurrence at a motel. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about their favorite Steves and soups. -- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/8/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 10 seconds
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#292 Amanta Ray

Nikki still wishes at 11:11 but it takes her a minute to think of something. Andrew talks about his sad wish as a little boy and how he would look like a cast member of Love Is Blind when he made it. Nikki loves that Taylor Swift's tour announcement created a toss up of wedding dates. Andrew shares an awkward story about an ex's family which reminds them of a story about a crappy security guard. Want to learn how to survive a crowd crush? Nikki finally found some answers. In Fanthrax, Besties leave messages about a phrase used incorrectly, arguing with a partner, turning into a Swiftie and a challenge for Nikki. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/4/20221 hour, 15 minutes, 27 seconds
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#291 Be A Colleen

Nikki goes over why she is in Los Angeles for the time being. She gives her Love is Blind highlights and gets Andrew's takes. Anya recommended a show called Alone which Nikki is hooked on and wants to add a twist of the plot to. Nikki and Andrew agree that they want to look hot for their partner and be able to talk about their insecurities. You Heard It Here First, a large penis gets in the way of a job, the actress that always gets a pass with guys and how to talk to your teens about sex. They go over new joke premises they are working on and in the Final Thought Nikki talks about her latest epiphany.  ---------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/3/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 2 seconds
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#290 Pirate Cookie

Nikki and Andrew talk about scrolling through Instagram while their partner watches. Yesterday’s Instagram glitch felt like a conscious uncoupling. Nikki has a prediction about the next book trend. Andrew describes his Halloween adventure pretending to be Ben Affleck. You Heard It Here First, what if your memories of cheating could be dulled? And Nikki gets a cryptic text from Dr. Busive. In Reddit Dump they talk about gross habits, Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume and favorite celebrity couples. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/2/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 57 seconds
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#289 In The Waiting Room

Nikki is here solo, solo (shout out Frank Ocean), starting the pod number 6 in line for a Covid test at a local clinic. She will be traveling the next two days and didn't want to miss a chance to thank some Besties who cried at her show and one who parallel parked in Los Angeles to say hello. After her first dates back on the road Nikki explains why she has new walkout music and how her material is changing. She had a "normal" moment that she shared with her girlfriends. You Heard It Here First; Nikki is still afraid of "crowd crushes", who wouldn't want a civil rights icon involved in their birth, when a personality makes you ugly and a murder mystery that was finally solved is giving Nikki all the swells. In the Final Thought, Nikki affirms that you will never find her standing on a long line.  ------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/1/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 29 seconds
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#288 Baby On Board (Fanthrax Only)

Before heading out to Atlanta for a TV shoot, Nikki, Andrew and Noa put together a Fanthrax Only... or as some would say a Fanthrax Ony edition of the pod. As they get started Andrew has a lot to get off his chest about the artist formerly known as Kanye West. Nikki wonders how one becomes a billionaire and they brainstorm on businesses that could them there. Besties leave voicemails on the topic of babies, an office sex scandal, help for other Besties and what to do during vocal rest. ----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/28/202250 minutes, 54 seconds
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#287 Worked This Tool So Hard

Nikki is looking forward to being in airplane mode and snoozing to the east coast. She and Andrew talk about how to handle fights with your partner and how Love Is Blind showed something that Nikki learned for her relationship. Nikki teases some topics she discussed on The Tiger Belly Podcast. You Heard It Here First; a laboring orgasm and a festival none of us are going to. For Wild Card Wednesday they play Esther Perel's Where Should We Begin? and talk hard lessons learned about love. In The Final Thought Andrew talks about the feeling of being in trouble and Nikki gives her two cents on the Anti-Hero video controversy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/27/20221 hour, 28 seconds
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#286 No Midnights Package

Nikki is sorta distraught over big life commitments and wonders how people go through with them. She gets emotional about feeling that her friendship efforts are not being seen by someone who is the most special to her in the entertainment industry. Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fallon inspires a guessing game. You Heard It Here First, an odd self defense technique for a subway attack and how to tell someone is lying. Nikki shows Andrew her Reddit Dump and they have a good laugh over ketchup alternatives and really bad lyrics. In The Final Thought Andrew finds a new motivational speaker to like. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/26/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 43 seconds
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#285 Wrote It Beforehand

Nikki used her spare time between 18 sets over the weekend to listen to Taylor Swift's latest album Midnight non-stop. She, Andrew and Noa sharetheir notes on the album.  Nikki can relate  to the song Mastermind and recalls a time she wrote a TV segment to get her now boyfriend to notice her. While watching Love Is Blind, she concluded that saying something about herself would make the guy behind the wall bolt his door shut. Nikki and Andrew talk about shifting gears and putting out quantity over quality clips on social media. Although you'll never see ones of Nikki doing aimless crowd work. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 game they all debate the best and worst pizza toppings. And in the Final Thought, Nikki explains why she is ready to be attacked.  ----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/25/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 34 seconds
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#284 Par Three For The Course

Nikki morally doesn't know what to do about the Taylor Swift album leak. She tells Andrew all that she knows about Midnights and the conundrum her friend put her in. Nikki shares a story about her friends bumping into Harry Styles and how he refused a photo in the best way. Nikki would never turn down a photo, especially now that she has a new tool for protection (Caution: it did scratch her when she reached into her purse). Andrew is excited about his Weekly Sports Moment about a golf tournament going wrong. Besties leave voicemails about a figure of speech, a sick misheard lyric and deciding not to have casual sex. ----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG            See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/21/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 4 seconds
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#283 Stuffocated

Nikki gets a fresh flower delivery to welcome her back to California. She and Andrew realize that Besties are the best search engines and challenge internet sleuths to find a John Mayer concert she saw at the Pageant in STL. Nikki tells Andrew about her night doing stand up for the first time with her new voice and how she fumbled an introduction when bringing up Owen Smith. Andrew reminds her about the first time he had to bring her up on stage and the mistake he made. You Heard It Here First, don't walk into a propeller or IG fake body positivity accounts. Andrew shares a story about finding clarity after fear in Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle Segment. PS Sorry about Andrew's mic sounding off. ----- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/20/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 41 seconds
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#282 Loving or Beloved?

Nikki witnessed some wild moments at the airport recently, one involved an aquamarine man and another one quite possibly herself. She asks Andrew if she went too far trying to assist someone on the TSA Clear line. Andrew knows he would go for a free hot dog on the sinking Titanic and Nikki wants to know what he wants inscribed on his tombstone. Nikki helps Andrew understand women's periods more. You Heard It Here First; quickies are a-okay. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they are inspired to give Besties a take home assignment - listen to this song by Hudson Mohawke while you make love and leave us a voicemail to let us know how it went. In the Final Thought Nikki gives shout outs to people who don't usually get them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/19/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 59 seconds
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#281 Stuck In An Origin Story

Nikki and Producer Noa recap their weekend in Denver hanging out, talking too much and seeing the band Metric. Andrew went to see his buddy musician Jake Owen. Luckily he did not leave the concert with a beer can bruise or a new tattoo.  Nikki and Andrew try to guess the plot of a movie they've never seen, have a debate about asking for free tickets to shows, Noa tells a story about meeting a Bestie at the airport and Nikki almost at an "Uncrustable" off the ground. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about items in the Hudson News convenience stores. -------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/18/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 31 seconds
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#280 Nightmares That Make Sense

Nikki shares some new words she has learned, Andrew shares that he didn't like reading in front of the class. On the topic of performance anxiety, Nikki didn't really have any when she played a part in Comedy Central's Cursed Friends. Andrew looks back at his trip to Germany and shares a story about his friend hooking up on the Eurail. Nikki encourages people with good poop stories to share them. You Heard It Here First: Nikki's poopy artwork, seeing faces in things, women who need help and cancel culture can't take down SNL. In the Fanthrax segment a Bestie shares what she enjoys about reality TV and a Bestie learned something about yelling at a sporting event.  ------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/14/20221 hour, 22 minutes, 15 seconds
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#279 Seven Days Away

It's that time of month when Nikki's vagina feels like an armpit, she and Andrew cancel some of their subscription apps and Nikki realizes that she has to retire some jeans. Nikki wonders how much of her life was wasted staying in bed. She's obsessed with Netflix's Dahmer-Monster, Andrew got the drift by watching the first and last episode. You Heard It Here First: no more using your birthday to get more sympathy during a break up, beware of beautiful influencers telling stories to music and Nikki does care about Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen's marriage woes. In the Final Thought Nikki expresses what she likes about Bachelor In Paradise turning up the heat this season.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/13/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 47 seconds
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#278 Tagging Out

Nikki is the kind of gal that likes a planned surprise when it comes to engagements, Andrew won't be able to get up from getting down on one knee. Nikki won on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and talks about what happened behind the scenes. Over the weekend it may have been Nikki's parents who were the stars of Tom Segura's show. Andrew is very close to getting Nikki to join him at his F45 class. In Nikki's Reddit Dump we discover a new way to get around if we feel lazy, try to feel good about accomplishments and find long term partnership benefits. In the Final Thought Nikki announces that she will be on a float at the St. Louis Thanksgiving Day Parade singing the National Anthem. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/12/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 26 seconds
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#277 It's A Discussion w/ Anya Marina

There's something about being in Nikki's apartment that makes Andrew want to poop. Nikki shares her tricks for pooping more easily and Anya Marina confirms. They discuss Nick Kroll's new comedy special, why we are all mean to our moms and how they have conflict and resolution with a partner. Nikki plays a video she did for Kansas University. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 game the topic is: songs to make love to. -------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/11/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 30 seconds
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#276 Anytime Porcupine

Nikki and Andrew are back and they are not wearing "shape ups". Nikki got into lawyer movies late and she's grateful for it, she tells Andrew about finding common ground with a man who almost judged her at a Toadies show and a story about her friend using an earrapé at a baby class to get out of her comfort zone. You Heard It Here First, it's important to have partners have friends of the opposite sex, everyone needs to relax and where is the heart, really? In Fanthrax they listen to voicemails from Besties about vocal cord surgery, wet hair and a nightmare concert date.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/7/20221 hour, 19 minutes, 13 seconds
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#275 Never Stop Improving

Taylor "McGrawless" is in town and hanging with Nikki and Andrew for the pod. They discuss some of 9/11, how seeing the Challenger explode affected Nikki and how EJ set her straight about nuclear war. Andrew cried while watching Top Gun last night and Nikki almost melted when Miles Teller made eye contact with her last month. You Heard It Here First, bad luck on a rollercoaster, an orgasm on a rollercoaster, strange addictions, mind wandering causes depression and Taylor's latest five finger shopping spree. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, they find something out of the Nocte Lupus forum and some stay at home girlfriend ASMR.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/5/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 50 seconds
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#274 Resalg Ikkin

Nikki premieres her new voice and she sounds like her old...young self again. Anya Marina joins her and Andrew and there is no shortage of silliness. They talk about bizarre fan requests, their creative process and missing good tv and film. You Heard It Here First, your breath affects your dog's mood and Taylor Swift's reveals details about a new song. In theTop1 Bottom1 game they revisit old technologies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/4/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 39 seconds
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#273 Disposable Thumbs

UPDATE: This will be the last show that Nikki will use her robot voice! Nikki, Andrew, Chris and Noa start off by talking about the list of Best TV Shows and then somehow dive into platform shoes for men. They bring back the segment Burning Questions For Bob to ask each other what they really wanted to know about the last couple of weeks that the show has slowed down.  ------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/30/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 33 seconds
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#272 Back From Vocal Surgery

Nikki is back but still has to be quiet under doctor's orders so she is using a text to speech app, bitch. Chris Convy joins to help describe how it has been for Nikki the last couple of weeks of vocal rest. They talk about the difference between going to a barbershop vs. hair salon, first kisses and first sex and how Jon Hamm fell into the story of Nikki and Chris falling in love. You Heard It Here First: A man was finally mic'd having an orgasm but not like we wanted, dancing is a depresh killer and the article on Nikki on Esquire.com that you must read. This episode was a little challenging for us because of the circumstance but it means a lot to be able to do this for you. We hope you enjoy it. xoxo. ----- Please subscribe to our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/29/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 52 seconds
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#271 Finding Your Voice w/ Anya Marina

Nikki's "crumble" voice is still healing. She got some time in with Andrew and Anya Marina to talk about House of Hammer, Matt Pond PA becoming The Natural Lines and how singers break out their singing voice to their friends for the first time. Anya plays a song she wrote for her songwriting group called Earrape (disirregardlessly). They listen to a bunch of Fanthrax voicemails that cover Swifty dance parties, a mispronunciation, forest sex, 1st orgasms and dating advice.  --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/20/20221 hour, 19 minutes, 30 seconds
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#270 Operation: Dancer In The Dark

Nikki is currently on vocal rest and she left this story for Besties to enjoy. She shares her experience going above and beyond to surprise her boyfriend Chris for his birthday. Secret photos, a flight to Europe, conspiring with dancers at a strip club, a pink wig and Australians are all involved in her secret mission. Andrew is hanging on to the edge of his seat by his fissure. Chris Convy also joins to help recap the story.  While we drop the pod weekly please catch up on past episodes and videos. Xoxo. ------------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/13/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 12 seconds
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#269 Waiting For FEMA

Nikki is skeptical about Andrew attending his cousin’s wedding over the weekend. She also has concern for the elderly being forced to do things they don't want. After feeling insulted on some press interviews, she likely won't return to some local stations. Nikki is off to vocal surgery this week so she intentionally talks slower, Andrew and Noa aren't used to it. While her partner is away Nikki has been trying to use music to masturbate and at the same time has a new appreciation for "Daddy" Porn.  ATTN Besties: We will be putting out one podcast per week for the next 3 weeks as Nikki recovers from vocal surgery. Please catch up on the pods you've missed and follow us on Instagram for updates. -xoxo ---------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/7/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 22 seconds
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#268 Slow and Measured

Nikki is feeling much better today. She's leaning into love and the possibility of having a new persona after her vocal surgery. Andrew's anxieties about his headlining show were put to rest after he had a great gig. Nikki has been watching classic movies from the 90's and they both have been digging Hannibal Buress' rap career. In the Fanthrax segment Besties leave voicemails about working in restaurants, wanting an update on Anya's lost bikini, awkward movie scenes, why Nikki is a bird and feeling seen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/2/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 56 seconds
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#267 It's Always In Me!

That ring is still on Nikki's finger in case you were wondering... and she has adjusted her life around it. Andrew is in the green room of Zanie's comedy club in Nashville way too early for his headlining gig. Nikki reminisces about the horror of staying at "comedy condos" and dealing with bullies when she was a teacher. In the news, You Heard It Here First, they decide that stealing from restaurants is not cool, Nikki hasn't seen cum in years and the consensus is to leave Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde alone.  -------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com ----------- More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/1/202256 minutes, 8 seconds
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#266 Pavement Angel

Nikki is really interested in why Andrew has a duck on his STL hat. They both had to hunt down their food delivery orders. Nikki is not feeling all that great since she has a crick in her neck and fighting her depression. Learning about Taylor Swift's new album gives Nikki life and Taylor's VMA after party outfit makes Nikki suspect about a possible life change. Nikki and Andrew talk about what gets their creative juices flowing and land on the origin of music. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they find out about a race in STL, that a penis is not breathtaking and who has a better orgasm. In the Final Thought Andrew tells how he pranks his girlfriend Brenna. ------------------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/31/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 32 seconds
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#265 Jimmy Kimmel Live! Post Show Review w/ Carlisle Forrester

This episode was taped the morning after Nikki hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live! She and Andrew are joined by Bestie comedian Carlisle Forrester who joined Nikki on set. They get a little country before Nikki shares details from the show...like not putting on panties to keep from getting underwear lines. She lets Besties in on the behind the scenes of her show opening, the political roast segment, working with kids and interviews with Danny DeVito and Jameela Jamil. Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle talk about not being able to listen to their comedy sets, making unhealthy comparisons and Instagram vs. reality posts. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 segment they all share some funny stories about traveling on a plane and discover why Andrew and Producer Noa can never sit together. -------------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com ------------- More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/30/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 46 seconds
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#264 She Was So... w/ Chris Convy

Nikki is feeling like she is in good hands for her hosting gig tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live! She, Andrew and Chris Convy talk about the art of the one liner joke and how Dan Mintz inspired them recently. Nikki talks about a time she bombed at Just For Laughs: New Faces of Comedy. Nikki and Chris share some stories from the green rooms they've been in recently. They all chime in about Nikki wearing a pantsuit for late night TV and what she imagines it would be like to have that as a job. Nikki tells Chris she has no idea what kind of engagement ring she wants and her younger self to find Allen Carr's The Easy Way To Stop Drinking sooner. In the Fanthrax segment they help a Bestie out with addiction and hair loss and get some breaking news from a Bestie who is monitoring a potential friendship between Nikki and Taylor Swift.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/26/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 23 seconds
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#263 Microghost

Nikki is not overly prepared for her hosting gig on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and she's not stressed about it. She tells Andrew about the new "5 rule" she is applying to life to help get over worrying. They dig into Untold the Manti Te'o documentary and Andrew gives an elevator pitch for Jerrod Carmichael's On the Count of Three .They talk about getting physical in the kitchen with their partners and how to break bad cycles in a relationship. Andrew shares a short story with a neutral ending about his High School football days. In the Final Thought Nikki is not sure how she will keep quiet during sex after vocal surgery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/25/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 7 seconds
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#262 Double Back w/ Chris Convy

Nikki and her boyfriend Chris have two different definitions of The Glaser Effect. Nikki will be hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday. Last time she hosted was early on in the pandemic when she and Chris were still friends not lovers. Andrew remembers the turning point of Chris and Nikki's friendship and it involved boobs. Chris may take the relationship to a new level now that Nikki has a picture of him on her lock screen. While in Boston, Nikki went all out and bought a ring to remind her of Poppy's sass. She is reading the book Breaking the Habit of Being Yourself and is now a believer of manifestations. In the Final Thought they go through Nikki's Reddit Dump.  ------------------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/24/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 52 seconds
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#261 The Best I've Ever Had

Nikki and Andrew remember colloquialisms from their early days. Nikki is so done with forwards and introductions in books. They discuss 'The Princess' and Nikki points out the jealous in Princess Di and Prince Charles' relationship. They discuss the good, bad and ugly of a punchline about Jewish people. Nikki gives more details about her upcoming vocal surgery and luckily the procedure won't require something from one of Noa's metal albums. Nikki and Andrew had some recent interactions with fans. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 segment they talk about parties that they've been to. ------------------------------------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/23/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 16 seconds
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#260 Horse Head w/ Ben Gleib

Nikki and Andrew have another dose of fun with Ben Gleib. He drops a huge truth bomb on his warming up theory that Nikki has been living by. It all leads to a story about doing drugs with a homeless man in Amsterdam. Nikki is excited to be on vocal rest because it will give her more of a reason to zone out in the elevator. Andrew tries to manifest a new penis. Nikki admits that women find it hard to ask guys to use condoms, Ben and Andrew admit that men want sex no matter what. In Fanthrax, Besties leave voicemails about rectal care, fighting rudeness with kindness and learning dirty words by accident. -------------------------------------------------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/19/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 31 seconds
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#259 From One Wet Mouth To Another w/Ben Gleib

Nikki and Andrew are excited to talk to Ben Gleib about his new special THE MAD KING which is available for free. Andrew's mouth can't help but add some sound effects while Nikki tells Ben about her favorite jokes from the special. Ben points out something problematic with Nikki's PSA about sharing the road with cyclists. Nikki pays scrupulous attention to porn analytics and that is too much for Ben's ADHD. They play the Blankest Thing and discuss the "smartest" thing they've ever done. This leads to conversations about relationships, how to find confidence and beating speech impediments.    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/17/20221 hour, 23 minutes, 35 seconds
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#258 A Ledge Headly w/ Chris Convy and Julie Glaser

Nikki is rounding out the week with Chris Convy and Good Will's new potential ambassador Julie Glaser. Nikki and Chris may take a note from Andrew's book about a king sized bed. Julie recalls the time from Nikki's childhood when she became a bitch (not her words). Nikki and Chris discuss their favorite Norm Macdonald jokes, Nikki does 2 second impersonations and Julie talks about her lung. In Fanthrax, besties discuss gibberish techniques, Peter Park of Fboy Island and lies that parents tell.  ------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/12/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 5 seconds
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#257 GQ GA w/ Chris Convy & Anya Marina

A lot of good questions and good answers are had between Nikki and her guests Chris Convy and Anya Marina. Communication between men, how Hillary Duff was an ally to the gay community and staying away from toxic positivity are on top of mind. Anya brings her dad's energy to a discussion about being better around people you care about and how to handle Nikki's rollercoaster of emotions. They play Never Have I Ever... a game that one of them has already played once today.  ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/11/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 28 seconds
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#256 On Delay! On Delay! w/ Ian Fidance

Nikki and Andrew catch up with their pal Ian Fidance who hosts the new podcast Bein' Ian ...w Jordan. Ian reminds everyone about the time he had to check Andrew's penis at Au Bon Pain. Nikki shares how she met Ian on the set of Bonnie McFarlane's movie and what their roles were. They talk about tattoo culture and break ups. In order to save her voice and still make her commitments, Nikki invites a college radio DJ named Justin to interview her on the pod for a very funny mashup. Noa gives them a quiz about Gen Z terminology and they all understood the assignment! ----------------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/10/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 52 seconds
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#255 Gibberish Training Bra w/ Anya Marina

Nikki is in her hotel room and joined but her BFFs Andrew and Anya Marina. She explains how her boyfriend "deflowered her" recently. Anya learns about Andrew's nipple issue which sparks a conversation about first bras. Nikki gives a lesson in gibberish and kudos if you got it. Anya has been watching docuseries one of which is The Deep End and the other is about revenge porn. Nikki peels apart the porn industry and also explains what she enjoys. You Heard It Here First: men don't like violent porn and a penis is the mode in pie ala mode. With the finale of FBoy Island on HBO Max airing they reveal more of what went on behind the scenes.    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/9/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 31 seconds
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#254 Do What You Want

Nikki considers changing her name to Nikki th6 Goddess. Not really. She's back in Los Angeles while Andrew is in studio touching the stuffed animals in indecent ways. They talk about celebrity couples who are on Dancing With The Stars vs ones performing sex scenes. Andrew tells a new story he's working on for his Nashville tour date. Nikki does care about what Sidney Sweeney has to to say about the unglamorous and expensive side of Hollywood. They play the Esther Perel game Where Should We Begin? and tell stories about hurting someone unintentionally.   Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/4/202259 minutes, 45 seconds
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#253 Myth...

Nikki and Andrew have a Disney moment over the filthy mic cover that is still on the floor of the studio. Nikki touches upon Esther Perel's article on Relationship Myths but it seems like Andrew pays attention to the wrong parts. Nikki has a question for women who don't want to give blowjobs. Andrew has been getting heartburn during sex. Nikki digs deeper into her perfectionism and Andrew tries to sell her on a new luggage idea. Nikki does care about CO2 emissions but is not giving Taylor Swift grief. She shares the Reddit threads she's been reading late at night and in the Final Thought finds a new sex toy at her local pharmacy. Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/3/20221 hour, 1 minute, 58 seconds
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#252 Loose Lipped

Nikki is a little puffy from having so many nightmares. She recaps her time at Just For Laughs Montreal and updates Andrew on her latest Columbine read. Andrew spent his weekend watching House of Gucci and hanging with "the boys". They analyze FBoy Island in the segment F Anal Eyeland by answering questions submitted from Besties via Instagram.   Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/2/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 13 seconds
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#251 Let's Talk About It!

Nikki swears she washed all the manure off her hands from the mulch she picked up while walking Luigi. Nikki and Andrew relate to each other on impulsivity. Now that her home is organized, there is less to complain about. Another positive note, Nikki is starting to care less about what exterior forces think. She and Andrew talk about the pressures of crowd work. Nikki makes a promise about her next special and Andrew promises to never leave a cat in a burning building again. Besties leave messages for the Fanthrax segment about bailing on friends, wide vaginas and Taylor Swift. Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/29/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 21 seconds
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#250 Bowing Up

Nikki's new mic cover stinks and almost makes Andrew puke. Conflict of interest might not be worth it but figuring out if Peter Park is an Fboy totally is! Andrew says he can beat Garret from FBoy Island up. Nikki knows the exact moment she knew that she was not gay. Neil deGrasse Tyson wanted to meet Nikki on the street and she has video evidence. Before getting into the news about massage parlors and snacks from childhood they discuss raw dogging during sex. Andrew shares a long succinct short story in his segment about a fight on the golf course.    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com   Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/28/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 35 seconds
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#249 Manurysm

Nikki is back in studio with Andrew Collin. They talk a little more about her "girl's trip" and ads on a PSA for pilots. Nikki is not miffed about a review Anya sent her on Good Clean Filth. She saw some familiar faces in the green room at Late Night w/ Seth Meyers last week. You Heard It Here First: Nikki and Andrew talk about the behind the scenes moments that were not shown during an intense day at FBoy Island, which you can watch now on HBO Max. Nikki's Reddit Dump has some crystal ball humor, advice about the last drop of pee and a good "Me IRL". In the Final Thought Nikki tells Andrew about a private island she visited.   Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/27/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 17 seconds
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#248 It's Not Over! (Unplugged in the Hamptons)

Nikki and 8 of her best girlfriends from different eras of her life take a quick trip to the Hamptons for some RNR. Of course, Besties are invited to join them in Cerelina's sunroom as they talk about their friendship over one mic. It gets raw! Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/26/202259 minutes, 48 seconds
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#247 What Was His Name?

Nikki got to act in a movie this week and thought that Will Arnett was outside her tailer door. Turns out it was a guy named Carl. Andrew points out that she has gone Hollywood and her outfit confirms it... and salacious headlines in tabloids and maybe some other things that happened during this pod do too. Nikki got to meet Andrew's dream guy and he gave her a compliment that felt good. With time for only one voice message in the Fanthrax segment, Nikki gets a surprise call from her BFF. FBoy Island is now on HBO MAX, Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth premieres on HBO MAX on Saturday July 16th. Tune in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/15/202248 minutes, 42 seconds
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#246 Cigarette's Butts

Nikki is back on that Diet Coke sauce. She had so much fun on Conan Needs A Friend but was secretly second guessing herself. Nikki's inner voice is a 7th grade boy and Andrew gets nervous around Frat guys. It's hard to get a group together but Nikki has a trip planned with her girlfriends. Just in time for the premiere of FBoy Island season 2 on HBO Max, Nikki finds a headline that she really likes about it. They play The Blankest Thing I've Ever Done and reveal their "couhlest" moments!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/14/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 14 seconds
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#245 Poignant Nifty

Nikki is doing press all over Los Angeles and is a little nervous about being a good guest on Conan Needs A Friend. She had a blast with Lizzy Cooperman. At karaoke they performed a song that no one would expect. Check out some bonus clips from Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?. Nikki and Andrew discuss bailing on people, The Worst Person in The World and if porn can be a retirement plan. Nikki goes through her Reddit Dump and has some great picks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/13/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 25 seconds
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#244 Landmines

Nikki and Andrew have polar opposite struggles, one wants less work and one wants more. It is what it is! Never say that about a vagina. Nikki talks about the first time she told her friends she didn't like hers. They talk about the NYC and Los Angeles comedy energies. Nikki makes an astute observation about body image issues we have during sex. You Heard It Here First: The Suicide Lifeline gets a new number in time for Nikki's HBO Comedy Special Good Clean Filth and babies are role models. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about things you would find in a hotel room.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/12/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 1 second
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#243 Fanthrax Only!

Nikki and Andrew are joined by Aria Thomé STL vocal coach and sound healer as they dig through voicemails from Besties that inspire fun and introspective conversations. Leave us your voicemail: Voicemail Line Visit & subscribe to our YouTube channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/8/202245 minutes, 48 seconds
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#242 Class President Moment w/ Aria Thomé

Nikki invited her vocal instructor/sound healer Aria Thomé  (cast of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?) to join the pod. She shares her background and answers all the questions Nikki and Andrew have about being a trans woman and her journey to finding peace within. To learn more about Aria's sound healing services and vocal coaching, please visit her website: ariasound108.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/7/202257 minutes, 13 seconds
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#241 Fight The Bubble

After a long weekend Nikki and Andrew share their activities. Nikki did too much but that did not include jumping off a cliff. Andrew binged old movies and went one step too far with something bulky in his pants. Nikki explains a new reason to hate fireworks, doesn't agree with pissing in a pool and doesn't mind a flaccid penis. You Heard It Here First; rudeness on dates, a balance test that tells how long you'll live, Nikki called it, Cameron Diaz "unretires" and Nikki clears the air on a sensational headline that pitted her against Kim Kardashian. Lots of silly Reddit Dumps including this great joke by comedian Austin Lonnenberg. In the Final Thought Nikki tells a story from her 4th of July about an outburst she had at a restaurant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/6/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 22 seconds
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#240 Hot Mess Express

ATTN: We will not have a pod on Monday July 4th because Nikki will be on a cliff. The pod takes off with a cat chat. To not feel shame Nikki wants to be an inanimate object. She's thinking of bringing snap bracelets back but only if they can be recycled. She and Andrew discuss a study about women with higher IQ's than men. You Heard It Here First, holding in your pee on a long car ride is not so bad unless you have no Kegel muscles. Besties helping Besties and one with a dad similar to EJ leave voicemails for Fanthrax. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/1/202258 minutes, 53 seconds
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#239 No Tog

Nikki almost ripped her eye out, she wouldn't mind if Andrew became a creepy Stephen King oracle and has a proposal for an iMessage improvement. Andrew wrote a movie once and they both talk about films starring Albert Brooks. Nikki loves the new Elvis movie but hates her mom's plan for a bargain on oral surgery. Addiction is more complicated than you think and You Heard It Here First, so are relationships and oxytocin. Andrew shares his untold dentist story on Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle segment.In the Final Thought Nikki explains why she had a vibrator put in an unlikely place and why she is not so pleased with Wendy Williams. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/30/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 39 seconds
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#238 Roses, That's It

Nikki got an affirming text from Bert Kreischer about exhaustion, it took a lot to surive his Fully Loaded Tour. Nikki and Andrew talk about their old family cars and a dream they both have. Andrew tells a story about his Aunt Melanie that might indicate she is super human. Nikki has an epiphany about her family's nature before her and Andrew make controversial statements. You Heard It Here First; Nitrous at the dentist is always a "yes", festivals will make you happy but stuff on the news won't. Nikki's Reddit Dump makes her ponder if it's possible to be friends with a friend with benefits long term.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/29/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 11 seconds
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#237 Dirty Nude Bra Strap

Nikki and Andrew share some tidbits from their time off. Andrew golfed a new record and Nikki went to Columbine twice. Nikki has mixed feelings about wearing a bikini on a comedy tour and Andrew wonders how personal to get with a stranger? Nikki was a little confused with Toronto's sense of humor and nationalism. However, she was too smart for a religious conversion at the Columbine Memorial. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they each talk about fashion trends for their sex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/28/202250 minutes, 44 seconds
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#236 Piece of Seaweed

Show announcement! We will be on vacation next week. Unfortunately Nikki's airBNB might be a little much. However, she might get the sex tape she's always secretly wanted. The Fully Loaded Festival w/ Bert Kreischer is coming up and Nikki tells Andrew how she feels about being on a tour bus. EJ got the heaviest gift certificate for Father's Day, Andrew might listen to Nikki's advice about being a mailbox and jealousy is nefarious. You Heard It Here First, don't get drunk and try to sell your car and women don't have enough orgasms from penetration. Besties leave fun voicemails in the Fanthrax segment. And Nikki might finally have a cool night sleep when she gets home from vacation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/17/20221 hour, 15 minutes, 20 seconds
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#235 Is She Your Teacher? W/ Natalie Garcia (MaeDay Rescue)

Andrew's fingers may have been shaved off and Nikki kinda gets having pride for sports teams after hearing the emotion tied to it. Natalie Garcia of MaeDay Rescue joins to answer all questions about being a lesbian and rescuing dogs. They talk about age gaps in relationships, Sheldon the blind poodle and Nikki reveals that she is getting vetted for fostering a bird named Elmer. Also, you'll never guess who came up with the name of the  #whosyourdoggieseries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/16/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 16 seconds
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#234 G- Damn!

Nikki asks Andrew if she can give his expired prepared meals to her mom. They discuss being recognized and Nikki says she has "grandma style" as a daily look. Vinegar might be a good fabric softner but it can't get a face as soft as Andrew's after a shave. Luigi was a good guard dog. Nikki is annoyed about her joke being edited but they celebrate the FBoy Island 2 announcement. They flash back to 1995 and an aggressive Sunny-D commercial. Andrew drops 2 jokes that Nikki heard late. She clears some things about the Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Finale before getting to Reddit Dump. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/15/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 1 second
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#233 Max, Do You Love Me?

Nikki went to the gynecologist this morning and had a surprise shadow. Andrew has hot dogs and baked beans on the brain. They try to figure out their last supper, if Andrew will quit his F45 classes and Nikki is bummed about being alone. You Heard It Here First, how to distract a liar, a creepy crawly way to make extra cash and Nikki gives her thoughts on Taylor Swift's imposter syndrome. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about school subjects. Nikki closes the show reading a letter she wrote sucking up to her science teacher and figures out which Britney Spears song she became. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/14/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 50 seconds
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#232 So Tiny w/ Chris Convy

Chris Convy of The Courtney Show , E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? and Nikki's LOVER joined the pod. There was a lot of chemistry going on. We learn about chasing bodies and door etiquette. They share stories about seeing their partner in a different light, being telegenic and behind the scenes of the podcast.  You Heard It Here First, Nikki might have Witzelsucht syndrome and this podcast might be a band or a family. Or both? After discussing important "shower leans" they hear a voicemail from a Bestie which prompts Andrew to come up with a new monicker for the listeners. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/10/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 34 seconds
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#231 Meet At The Palm Tree w/ Bestie Daniel

Nikki and Andrew try talking slower for a change and reveal why they talk fast. Nikki does not want any sort of editing done on her photos and she likes a forced excuse. In the Besties Being Guesties Nikki reconnects with a long lost Spring Break buddy from the "Alabama Boys" Daniel Burson. They help each other fill in the gaps about meeting for the first time about 20 years ago. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Andrew discuss long term relationships, commitments and not wanting the party to end. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/9/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 38 seconds
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#230 Unbridled Desire

Nikki is cramping and cried on the toilet last night. She and Andrew talk about role play and why Andrew's girlfriend likes his new "facial haircut". They review the latest episode of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E!, Nikki is not proud of exploding at her parents and they have a good laugh about Andrew having to meet Bobby Flay while wearing Nikki's clip on bangs. You Heard It Here First, Nikki got her phone stolen but doesn't care too much and a majority in the room would eat poop to look young. Nikki finds all sorts of treasures in her Reddit Dump. In the Final Thought she admits that she loved getting attacked by a bird for her birthday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/8/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 20 seconds
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#229 That Might Trickle w/ Taylor McGraw

Nikki's long time best friend Taylor is in town and joins her and Andrew in studio.They talk a whole lot about stealing and freight trains. Nikki wonders why Andrew left her birthday party early. In Fanthrax they hear about a guilty pleasure, a misuse of a deadly word and some fun facts about Pittsburg. In the Final Thought Taylor gives her perspective as the passenger that time Nikki hit a man with her car. Do not miss the video version of the show, subscribe to The Nikki Glaser Podcast Youtube channel now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/3/202256 minutes, 16 seconds
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#228 Nikki “Side Stage” Glaser

Happy birthday Nikki! This will be the last one to celebrate, apparently. Andrew writes Nikki the perfect card to uplift her mood because she has been feeling like a "bag of old soup". Andrew noticed some things around St. Louis that aren't making sense. You Heard It Here First, Nikki is going to Europe! the Mona Lisa is kinda overrated and hold a tampon box to get through a crowd faster. They play a twist on Esther Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game. Nikki had an epiphany in therapy and tells Andrew a story about getting shushed in a rap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/2/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 57 seconds
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#227 A Slow Pressure

Nikki looked into "praise kink" and understands her preferences a little bit more. She has KBT's but that didn't spoil her weekend at Solid Sound Music Festival and getting closer to Wilco (Please listen to her new favorite song Story To Tell). You Heard It Here First, there is no template for sex frequency, likes and dislikes are both bad and Nikki enjoyed the new Sheryl Crow doc so much that she is beginning to sound like her. In her Reddit Dump Nikki shares her relatable and funny finds. Check out the video version of the show on The Nikki Glaser Podcast Channel on YT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/1/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 9 seconds
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#226 The Pawing Starts

Andrew overcame a hiccup on the golf course that he's proud of and Nikki loved playing guitar for Besties for hours. They talk about work ethic and changing plans last minute. You Heard It Here First, free the nips and don't worry if your partner looks.Voicemails from Besties include a mispronunciation, gay dating apps co'uhls, creepy history and a ball duster! Check out Anthony DeVito's new special for free and get some discounted pod merch until 5/31: podshop.nikkiglaser.com.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/27/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 46 seconds
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#225 Return Label

This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Nikki is reluctant to know what Andrew got stretched this morning that made him feel so good. She did stretching of her own with new bunion splints. Andrew reviews Jackass Forever and his favorite scene had to do with note taking. They talk about torture museums and then about the tragedy in Uvalde County. You Heard It Here First, 'retail therapy' is not therapy and it's ok to take your ex's stuff if you really want it. Andrew successfully makes Nikki feel "seen" in the Finish My UberEats Order segment. Nikki's final thought includes her confusion about Letterman coming out of retirement to interview celebrities.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/26/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 3 seconds
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#224 STEM by Me

Andrew confesses to be a "Maxinista" when Nikki notices his polka dot socks. Despite covering her eyes and wearing Airpods most of the time Nikki liked Top Gun Maverick and found a new hot actor from it. Nikki is working to change her banana shape with a new alignment coach who knows her kind. You Heard It Here First, STEM is not the same as the cells, David Cronenberg might be a Bestie, Nikki really liked Adam Sandler's speech at NYU and what are all the thespians to do? In Reddit Dump Nikki brings up a lot of good saved questions and anecdotes to ponder. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/25/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 51 seconds
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#223 I Learned That The Hard Way

Nikki's hair care routine is several steps longer than Andrews. By the end her hair smells like a creamsicle and goes perfect with a new hack she learned for bottom lashes. Andrew goes through why he got off anti-depressants as Nikki is feeling all emotions all at once. She shares what she learned from her Sam Harris meditation about physical responses to feelings. You Heard It Here First; around the web people are putting their heads in hangers, taking bad couples photos and musicians are calling out their labels for being co'uhl. In Top1 Bottom1 they go around the horn about karaoke songs. In Final Thought a strange story from a meet and greet still has them confused.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/24/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 56 seconds
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#222 Call Him "Bine"

Nikki and Andrew think renting bowling shoes is useless and a money scheme. Nikki is thinking a lot about people committing to stuff that doesn't work. She and Andrew have very different experiences at first Frat parties but no regrets about it. A news story prompts a pitch for Amber Alerts. In an extended Fanthrax segment they hear from Besties about going to shows alone, a co'uhl, birthday feelings, the weight of a soul and setting boundaries with a mom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/20/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 51 seconds
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#221 Tunnel Vision w/ Bestie “Em”

Paris Hilton gifted Nikki a pair of large sunglasses just in time for Nikki to hide her "lion eyes". Today Taylor Swift turned into a Doctor and gave a commencement speech at NYU. They discuss Taylor's thoughts on “cringe” then talk about being a huge fan of something. Nikki and Andrew give their perspectives on the new Sports Illustrated controversy and checking off boxes.  They introduce a new segment called Besties Being Guesties which features Bestie “Em” who listens to the pod while on patrol as a police officer. After learning a couple of things about co’uhl by-laws and dildos on the scene, Nikki brings up some new details about her upcoming special in the Final Thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/19/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 7 seconds
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#220 Closed Captions

Nikki has been watching a show in British and there are some words she really likes. Andrew is using Brenna's cup and thinks his friend's huge Hamptons home is haunted. Nikki has also been watching the documentary Our Father and is really angry about it. Now that Andrew ordered a hair loss drug, they talk about the challenges of losing hair. You Heard It Here First, don't piss in milkshakes, comedy cures depression unless no one takes your card and Nikki loves tired guys. Andrew calls his dad to assuage Nikki's fears about her parents getting caught with high cancer bills and in Reddit Dump we learn how to pick the perfect lipstick, listen to the perfect sound and Nikki sings some jingles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/18/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 56 seconds
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#219 A Drowned Worm

Last night's episode theme of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E! had to be examined after Nikki was hurt by a comment made. Nikki and Andrew talk about messing with drunk parents and when calling out a co'uhl is bullying. Andrew's weekend had several moments he felt conflicted speaking up. You Heard It Here First: don't follow the dead face trend, don't get overdressed for a wedding and make your vows quick, learning to interpret art through a cultural course on Taylor Swift sounds ideal and Nikki does care about cutting up expensive clothes to have sex. In the Top1 Bottom1 segment Andrew's mind gets blow when he learns about appliances.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/17/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 48 seconds
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#218 An Odd Duck (Fanthrax)

Nikki and Andrew love a routine. Nikki loves that she is running again and realized that she needs her life managed in quadrants. Andrew loves his new workouts and the prospect of getting back down on the floor. Nikki has a message of recovery before they get into some Fanthrax. Besties share messages about keeping a friend in check during Germany's America's Next Top Model, a pussy finger, a friendship break up and notes filled with love from the road.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/13/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 27 seconds
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#217 Berry Of Entry

Nikki is back on the Veep train. Andrew has a Floridian slip while Nikki is anxious about having to work with organizers. She likes to have benchmarks but not notorious neighbors. You Heard It Here First, funeral proposals, drunken cheating and exorbitant birthday parties. They hear a story of ecstasy and punk rock in Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle Segment and in the Final Thought Nikki is shocked that Andrew doesn't know how to "turn Japanese".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/12/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 41 seconds
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#216 Just Check The Pulse

Nikki and Andrew are excited to dance at the different weddings they are going to this weekend. Andrew tried to be accomplished by hitting up a Men's Warehouse today. Nikki wonders is she should splurge on a T-shirt and Andrew wonders the same about a watch. Nikki has been listening to a podcast called Brain Over Binge. You Heard It Here First; Waking up after death, more people believe in afterlife because of Tyler Henry, finding treasure and uncomfortable job interviews. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she watches a video a ton of Besties wanted her to see, tips about not getting back to people and do men have someone that cares about them? In the Final Thought, Nikki decides she wants more drama on her next reality TV show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/11/20221 hour, 20 minutes
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#215 The Dirty Locker Thing

In Nikki's world you have to earn your treat. They remember the lunches they got in school and dirty lockers. This morning, Andrew's noise cancelling headphones also cancelled the smell of a smokey cab. They discuss acting out of their element on dates, like the time Andrew acted like "the strong silent type". Nikki is frustrated about going to a car dealership more so than almost dying on her last flight that had a new pilot. You Heard It Here First: groups are gross, someone got a better deal than Julie at GoodWill and the most anonymous celebrity relationship ever. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about Friends the TV show and ones they had/have.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/10/20221 hour, 20 minutes, 47 seconds
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#214 It Can Be Both

Nikki explains why she loves to podcast 4 days a week. Andrew is trained in excel and Nikki sorta gets coding. Noa needs a Romanian translator for an important video. Nikki is frustrated by people's polarity and explains it using the Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard trial. They stand up for feminists, Andrew explains Florida stuff and Nikki realizes her vagina is a pecan. You Heard It Here First, the Chappelle attack  and how 2% increments might make you an NFL neurosurgeon. In Fanthrax, Nikki and Andrew read messages from Besties and get asked to invent a video game. They end the show with a stupid rap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/6/20221 hour, 15 minutes, 28 seconds
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#213 Mullet House

This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Everyone in the biz is surprised that Nikki really lives in St. Louis. While Andrew wore his new boots that he purchased at 3am Nikki is wearing a pair of Crocs she got as a gift from one of the hottest guys on TV. They think about celebrity crushes and longevity of attraction. You Heard It Here First, no one is getting enough sleep and the not cool things said by exes. They play Finish My UberEats Order and determine if they could really shop for one another at the grocery store or pharmacy. In the Final Thought, Nikki wants to understand why people sign up for workout classes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/5/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 48 seconds
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#212 Glased and Amused

Microscopes in science class were always a hit for Nikki and Andrew but don't count on them zooming in on a cat's tongue. Nikki would do a whole set in the Elizabeth Holmes voice. Andrew gets the Met Gala all wrong and Nikki hates it until she's invited. Andrew gets the same advice you'd get about being on shaky bridge about period sex. Nikki is looking forward to being on the Wendy Williams Show with Michael Rapaport and never throwing a first pitch again. You Heard It Here First, don't expose yourself in the office. Nikki's Reddit Dump gets them talking about handwriting, plowing butterflies with a car and 3 wishes to be granted by a genie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/4/20221 hour, 1 minute, 14 seconds
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#211 Genetically Loose Mouth

It's the morning after the premiere of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Nikki loved the person she saw on the show but has been sleep losing sleep over what to do in life. Andrew was happy to have his girlfriend's support despite catching his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Nikki talks about the behind the scenes of the moment she told her boyfriend Chris she loves him. You Heard It Here First, hold hands and feel better and a picture with Taylor Swift goes far on Grindr. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss moments of Nikki's reality TV show and share a little bit more from behind the scenes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/3/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 17 seconds
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#210 Get On The Floor

It's good to be back in studio with your Bestie and see your other Bestie on a larger screen. Today is Nikki Glaser Day in STL and hopefully critics will see Nikki is more than "back alley humor". Nikki and Andrew are inspired to talk about the effect of comedy as Nikki is on a George Carlin kick. Andrew thinks his cat hates him because he is not as flexible as his girlfriend. Nikki has an odd timed appearance schedule and looks forward to being on Watch What Happens Live! w/ Andy Cohen tonight. You Heard it Here First; a crime solving duck, a debate on cheating and a silly brawl in sports. Nikki doesn't care too much about throwing the first pitch at the Cardinals game this evening but she does care about giving advice to Besties on Fanthrax!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/28/20221 hour, 21 minutes, 14 seconds
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#209 Anyone But Myself

Nikki wants to help Andrew through his recent depression and it doesn't bog her down for her appearances. Today in NY, she was on two shows on Barstool Sports and Good Morning America where she got to work alongside her hero Sarah Silverman. They talk a positive approach to life they've learned from persons with disabilities. The news makes them question their habits, has a moment where a phone is not important, the songs of their birth year and Nikki's take on the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial. Nikki's Reddit Dump has stuff that feels illegal, a funeral crasher story and thoughts on when to be confrontational.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/27/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 35 seconds
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#208 Juggling Chainsaws

Nikki is in an old timey hotel in NYC and connects with Andrew after lots of tour dates and traveling over the weekend. She needs some clarity on last minute plans with his family, goats and a donkey. Andrew is in an emotional state and Nikki brings up her apprehension about the Nashville gig. In the news they learn about celebrity friendships with wide age gaps, what it's like to live by a golf course, bad home decisions and Nikki doesn't think it's a big deal that Ben Affleck was on Raya. In Top1 Bottom1 they get into a little bit more about their big weekend moments.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/26/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 14 seconds
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#207 Fanthrax & Warts Only

Nikki and Andrew try to dissect her apprehension about listening to fan voicemails. They are always funny and sweet and Nikki can focus on dissecting warts instead. Besties leave messages about anticipating the premiere of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Mispronounciations, a questionable co'uhl, warts!!!, a Zoom blunder, Canada border patrol and the life of a retail employee.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/22/202249 minutes, 38 seconds
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#206 Nikki Glaser Day

Nikki and Andrew discuss how things get "lost in textlation". They recall a funny meet up with a Bestie and remember the last time they laughed to themselves. Nikki is gearing up to throw the first pitch at a Cardinals game when St. Louis will celebrate Nikki Glaser Day on April 28th. She will get the key to the city which she hopes will open up all the janitor closets. They talk about tips to throwing the perfect pitch and Sean Murphy's butt. You Heard It Here First: kindergartners accidentally drink tequila, science projects, penis sizes around the world, and Nikki is caring less and less about Taylor Swift headlines.They Finish each other's sentence about bad habits they'd love to let go of. In the Final Thought they have the perfect tagline to Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Which premieres on E! on May 1st.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/21/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 39 seconds
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#205 Salmon Shirt

The pod merch is reaching Besties and we're all very happy about it! Nikki and Andrew are separated because Andrew has the C word and had to deal with it on his birthday. Despite that he is in good spirits and so is Nikki for having to cancel her trip to Los Angeles as a result. Nikki had the weirdest three hours of her life last night. You Heard It Here First, a lawsuit that Andrew might win and the ups and downs of working with your lover. Just when you thought things couldn't get weirder, Nikki shares her Reddit saves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/19/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 47 seconds
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#204 Cool Face

According to Andrew, Nikki is dressed like a barfly. She's ok with that and also with calling out mistakes on her face. As they anticipate Andrew's birthday, they get into when they became adults. Ever wonder what it's like to get a gift from Whitney Cummings? Nikki shares how she got hers after appearing on her podcast. You Heard It Here First: hopefully they won't lose a leg in Texas, it's ok if you bend your rim and Obama vs a Fly. Fanthrax is short and sweet with voicemails about a cool face, live pictures and a cop cracking up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/15/202251 minutes, 20 seconds
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#203 Down MacDougal, Left On 3rd Street

Nikki and Andrew are looking forward to their upcoming tour dates. Nikki wants people to know she will not call them out if they need to use the bathroom. She's on the fence about going to watch Formula 1 races and explains why. She also wants to fight pedophilia after watching all the pedo documentaries out there. You Heard It Here First, Andrew explains why guys are always touching their junk and a look at a 115 foot wave we never want to ride. Nikki and Andrew share the story of kissing their partner for the first time and then about performing in front of them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/14/202250 minutes, 55 seconds
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#202 Don't Be A Streaker

Nikki believes people are the funniest when they are sick, she even discussed this with John Mayer. She and Andrew discuss robots taking over the world. Then lighten the mood by sharing funny stories about David Spade and Norm Macdonald. Andrew has a very big confession that takes up the entire news segment. Nikki's Reddit Dump has a lot of gems including a dog having a bad day, cool things to know, Carlisle Forrester's restaurant video. In The Final Thought Nikki gives Andrew a present from a Bestie and talks about her experience meeting them in Canada.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/13/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 8 seconds
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#201 Red Flag, Green Flag

Nikki is finally back in STL and did not mind getting hit on at Starbucks before the pod. Andrew remembers cat calling in his fish monger days. Nikki noticed that there are more conmen than serial killers and always prefers a documentary over a drama about them. Andrew missed Canada because of a flight cancellation and Nikki was close to getting cancelled on Air Canada. You Heard It Here First, this optical illusion can tell you more about your brain, multi tasking is not real and TikTok can consumer all of your time. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss "favors" and Nikki remembers one of her favorite moments from Perfect Strangers 2 in the Final Thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/12/20221 hour, 15 minutes, 52 seconds
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#200 Fanthrax Only

Andrew is so excited for the PGA Masters tour that it inspired a green ensemble. Nikki is not so impressed with the name but enjoys the men speaking in hush tones. They discuss yelling and arguing styles. Nikki shares a tip she gave her buddy Emil Wakim before he went on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. In the Fanthrax part of the show, Besties share their collection of co'uhls, an old screen name and some funny mispronunciations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/8/202255 minutes, 31 seconds
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#199 A Dirty For Every Day

Nikki has already done 7 hours of talking, she's very much into ghosts which is why is calls herself an orange apparition and they are all proud of their friend Emil Wakim. Nikki tells Andrew about her upcoming appearances and which Youtube star slid into her DMs. They briefly discuss a cringe moment at the Youtube Awards pre show that involved Norm MacDonald  and Nikki explains why the song Dirty Pop always gets stuck in her head. You Heard It Here First, lightening did strike but was it worth it? Get into the G Zone and we all care about Emil Wakim performing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Andrew premieres his new segment Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle Segment, where he shares one from his teenage years getting caught with weed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/7/20221 hour, 1 second
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#198 Record of The Year

Nikki is making the rounds on E!'s Daily and Nightly Pop in Los Angeles. Andrew fills her in on his night opening for David Spade, a joke that didn't land the way he thought and a scandal that involved Nikki's parents backstage. Since Nikki missed the red carpet at the Grammy's, Andrew and Noa give her another chance to answer reporters. You Heard It Here First, don't charge a corporate card unless Andrew is your boss, it's safe to return your library book in NY and Nikki does care about Camila Cabello's feelings. In Reddit Dump, Nikki shares a video of a retail employee that made her laugh, a wart story that gave her a giggle and her new fascination with Tyler Henry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/6/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 3 seconds
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#197 Getting Into Deep Water

Nikki and Andrew look at an old photo of the Cheers cast and are shocked by what people in their thirty's used to look like. Nikki wishes celebs would be more open about work they get done. Andrew talks about getting stretched and Nikki thinks her day can be spiced up with an accent. You Heard It Here First, we are closing the wage gap, a local restaurant stands up to a bully, pets can help you get into a relationship and Nikki does care about nude scenes but probably shouldn't. In the Top1 Bottom1 they talk about the movie Deep Water and deconstruct it into the Final Thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/5/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 52 seconds
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#196 We It Up

Nikki tells Andrew about what she has so far learned about stoicism. She's looking forward to helping PETA later and announced that she will be hosting E!'s GRAMMY Awards Pre Red Carpet show on Sunday. Andrew is excited to open up for David Spade while she is out of town. You Heard It Here First, Noa's headline gets Nikki to talk about a new bit that she is still working out. Andrew shares a behind the scenes conversation. They throw their two cents in about a country artist cancelling his show to go to a basketball game, listen to fun voicemails on the Fanthrax segment and in the Final Thought, Nikki shares another new bit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/1/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 42 seconds
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#195 The Story I Want To Tell

Nikki is being honest right off the bat with something that she feels embarrassed asking. Andrew admits he also had doubts about the topic of her question. To get pumped for their Austin and New Orleans dates they talk about some fun stuff to do while there. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew share their thoughts on cheap hacks for the face, side effects of social media and why couples argue. The brutal honesty closes the show as Nikki talks about her admiration for Taylor Tomlinson that was at first hard to be open about. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/31/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 43 seconds
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#194 Doctor Swift

Nikki talks more about all the crazy experiences she had last week. Andrew is so proud of her for auditioning for Francis Ford Coppola and introducing her family to Wilco. Play a quiz with them called "Is It Taylor Swift or Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales?". You Heard It Here First: There is still no spray tan hack, Nikki is lucky to be height blind and congratulations to Taylor Swift! A couple of good finds in Nikki's Reddit Dump and a little bit more about meeting your heroes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/30/202258 minutes, 48 seconds
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#193 Ten Sauces

Nikki absolutely loves Bestie encounters, especially when she is with her parents. They discuss the Oscars 2022 and all the moments that you can't get enough of. You Heard It Here First, Taxidermy vs Cryotherapy, farting terms in a relationship, Nikki's new fragrance and big changes at her most visited site. Nikki does care about a missed in memoriam tribute and the Top 1 Bottom 1 features takes on the Will Smith and Chris Rock debacle at the Oscars. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/29/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 50 seconds
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#192 A Squishy Marshmallow

The pod is taking a break from taking a break before taking a break again. Nikki and Andrew have Nikki's sister Lauren in studio. Things have changed for Andrew, he has a new member and a smooth face. Nikki and Lauren talk about bouncing back and "Bom and Baki". Nikki shares her two cents on Kim K's controversial statement and in the news they cover OnlyFans, nail salons and when is a good time to change a baby's name. Nikki shares tweets she likes and cringe videos in her Reddit Dump. In the Final Thought Lauren has her Spanish tested. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/23/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 27 seconds
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#191 Besties Question The Pod, Again!

Nikki and Andrew are joined by Anya Marina in the first part of the show. Nikki has a lot to share, a new pillow and an update on her relationship status. They discuss being selfless in a relationship before departing with Anya. They dub a new segment led by Besties an old name; Burning Questions For Bob. Nikki still can't get that darn ring off but that doesn't stop her and Andrew from getting into all sorts of fun topics.For more Nikki and Andrew:nikkiglaser.comandrewcollincomedy.cominstagram.com/nikkiglaserpod Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/16/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 20 seconds
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#190 Karate Chop w/ Anya Marina

Nikki and Andrew are joined by BFF and tourmate Anya Marina. Nikki discusses her time babysitting her nephew and giving a 3 hour performance. Nikki and Anya review Love Is Blind 2 but Andrew has a pitch for a spinoff, Love is Deaf. You Heard It Here First: checkout Nikki, Andrew and Anya on tour, elevator etiquette and another embarrassing moment caught on Zoom. They get into the habit of eating their own bodies then cover bad words on Top 1 Bottom 1. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/15/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 23 seconds
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#189 Trace Evidence

Nikki can hear clearly now, but only on one side. Andrew has a proudest moment while losing his hearing at a rap concert back in the day. They didn't know it but Nikki has a HUGE announcement, Besties get first dibs on hearing it. They discuss times they thought they would be murdered, sexy secrets and pandemic TV. You Heard It Here First, ham drop...ped dead, Britney saved herself and a new softer combat sport. On Fanthrax Besties react to a controversial Fboy Island moment, tell a story about a mispronunciation and react to a co'uhl invitation. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/11/20221 hour, 23 minutes, 27 seconds
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#188 Remember The Day

Nikki is adamant about getting rid of the Ego and Andrew is adamant about getting good water pressure. After receiving a critique Nikki is questioning her efforts of trying something new. You Heard It Here First, a bat prank, FBoy Island's Garret gets stuck and the best way to not get a stroke. They play Ester Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game about the days they miss. In the Final Thought Andrew found himself in an unlikely place. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/10/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 18 seconds
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#187 No But Yeah

Nikki and Andrew both found a new shirt that they forgot about in their hotel rooms. They talk about their suitcase habits, Nikki learns there might be a flaw in her skydiving skin belief, the goal post always shifting in comedy and premeditated thank you notes. Nikki and Andrew talk about the collared shirt debacle on the driving range. You Heard It Here First: Sad Florida story, a wrong house for sale and Nikki does care about The Bachelor's Daria Rose's wardrobe bill. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about beach activities and round out the show with floaters, which are actually just dirt in Nikki's contacts. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/8/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 56 seconds
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#186 Beluga Squishy Head

Andrew had some annoyance at the gym because of a bench issue which leads Nikki to plead for people to have more empathy. She also explains dealing with a disagreement she had with a friend. Nikki shows off a new contraption she made for her migraine. You Heard It Here First, Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy family?, Andrew's incredible story that involves a Blackjack table and his friends Rusty and Lettuce, a last minute cancellation and a very sad sports moment. In Fanthrax, Besties share a whale video that Nikki thinks is fake, an unfinished butt dial story, why they "I" so much, love from New Delhi and a mispronunciation. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/4/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 44 seconds
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#185 Besties Question The Pod

Nikki, Andrew and Noa meet up late in the day and buck the regular format to answer questions that Besties submitted on Instagram. Nikki talks more about her friend Hül (with the closing curtain) and loves that she went on a friendship blind date with Noa. They also talk about a Nikki's butt dial before getting into questions. The Besties questioned the pod ...and they did good! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/3/20221 hour, 55 seconds
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#184 Kanye Does It Too!

Nikki and Andrew adore their DP...that's Director of Photography...on the set of 'Perfect Strangers 2'. Yesterday was a productive day for Nikki, she wrote theme music and her first full song. Andrew watched the Euphoria finale and did not feel the same way the internet did about it. Nikki talks about the time that Andrew made her laugh the hardest before they pivot to dissecting the Kanye documentary on Netflix jeen-yuhs. You Heard It Here First, teeth can hide and how to cover up a loud coital session. Nikki's Reddit Dump covers ventriloquist tricks, poking fun at American accents, asparagus pee, mispronunciation, thongs and daily hacks. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/2/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 45 seconds
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#183 Captain Crunch Lung

The format takes a backseat but not in a car that Andrew is driving and trying to suppress his road rage in. Nikki learns more about memories from a Reddit thread that explains it like she's 5. They talk about taking criticism and the art of recalling and building jokes. Nikki and Andrew plug their tour dates in Vancouver and Winnipeg in April and share a fun fact about each place. They play a geography game before getting into a news story about a Bestie. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss cereals and in the Final Thought they tease a lot of topics that they'll never get to. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/1/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 25 seconds
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#182 The Same Esophagus

This episode takes many twists and turns, as Nikki and Andrew start by discussing the oldest man, the pyramids, pickles, Tyson Fury's mental health and an experiment that no one needed. Nikki has a lot of questions that stem from a celebrity dispute. You Heard It Here First, props on sets are not fake, anal condoms are now legit and why a breathalyzer on a phone is a great idea. Besties from around the globe leave messages for the Fanthrax segment. In the Final Thought, Nikki expresses her gratitude and helps Andrew find fake retro band shirts. Andrew correctly reminds her it's a "ham drip" before Nikki gives a riveting teaser for next week's episodes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/25/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 53 seconds
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#181 A Cute Pain

Whatever is the opposite of a coma, Nikki experienced that overnight. Andrew wants to know more about her bedtime habits. She learned something about monks who never feel cold which leads to a conversation about adaptations that comedians use. Nikki and Andrew brainstorm on a joke about his sex crazed grandma. You Heard It Here First, a party bus with no party is not a party bus, killer noodles and Nikki almost felt what Andrew does when he thinks he's sick. They play Answer The Internet by Barstool Sports but seriously this time and give their real takes on a lip tattoo, something they don't want to run out of and Gisele Bundchen. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/24/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 52 seconds
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#180 Last Chance Gas

Nikki took a 17 hour nap and Andrew is convinced she was in a coma. She tells him about a lucid dream she had and then something about her reality that irks her. You Heard It Here First, there was something different about the latest whale watching experience, therapy explained perfectly by comedian Spencer Sileo, shortest celebrity relationships and Nikki does care about Britney Spears' upcoming memoir. Hollywood beliefs, possibly profane Grover, a French twist, Nokia ringtone origin and irrational fears are all in Nikki's Reddit Dump. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/22/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 7 seconds
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#179 Snake On A Leash

Nikki, Andrew and Noa are all connected by cactus, not sarcasm. Nikki got a little frustrated when she could not show her hot bod to anyone while she was single, but there's no way she would turn herself while looking in the mirror. Andrew shares his first one liners with Nikki, and they both aren't sure how they feel about them. They talk about the issues with cancel culture before getting to the news. You Heard It Here First; update on the shark attack victim, a new but old spin on dating and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment thoughts on a very pricey NBA collector's card. Besties leave voicemails about a cringe phone call, a nipple consolation, a co'uhl date and an explanation in Fanthrax Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/18/20221 hour, 20 minutes, 8 seconds
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#178 This Is What It Is

Nikki and Andrew have bugs on the brain. Also, recovery, rock bottoms and why some people mimic things they've seen in a movie. Andrew tries to understand why Nikki is not a fan of imitation and is surprised by her boldness to save some dolphins this morning. You Heard It Here First, Noa takes a stab at reading the news while Nikki and Andrew react to a shark attack, a child under the stairs, a branding failure and they care about a quiz she has. They play Esther Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game and get into a conversation around taboos. In The Final Thought, Nikki talks about why she dropped her bad gum habit. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/17/20221 hour, 21 minutes, 14 seconds
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#177 Learn To Toggle (the Big Announcement!)

It's Big Announcement Day and Andrew is out of breath because he appeared too confident walking out of his hotel. Nikki introduces her new reality show Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Which will premiere on E! on May 1st. Nikki and Andrew call Julie, Nikki's mom, to ask her if she knew that she had posted a picture of Nikki's nephew on the Nikki Glaser Pod Instagram account by mistake. Andrew corrects his hazy memory, Nikki explains how to pitch a show to a network and they have a quick chat about yesterday's Wordle. Nikki shares videos of kids being cute, learns about gold and a sexless generation in her Reddit Dump. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/16/202259 minutes, 58 seconds
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#176 More Close Up

Although it's Valentine's Day and she's got her heart shaped glasses on Nikki is feeling "a little self-loathing today". She's made leaps and bounds on how she handles these feelings and breaking up with a new tiny bad habit. Andrew understands, since he feels bad after using the Super Bowl to abuse his body. Nikki met a whale shark guy over the weekend and now loves the sound of a blowhole. You Heard It Here First, say no to fish in your picture, big heads and the Super Bowl halftime show review. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they discuss romantic gestures. Nikki feels good about receiving a relative's ashes before reviewing the We Need to Talk About Cosby doc in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/15/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 4 seconds
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#175 The Magellan Effect

Nikki was up all night watching a documentary about The Amazing Johnathan. Andrew knows he's seen it but can't remember anything. He does remember when he started puberty. They both talk about getting bullied as adolescents. You Heard It Here First: wordle saves a life, first date attire and an athlete who has nothing to left to prove. Besties come through with funny stories in Fanthrax. In the Final Thought they talk about the photos they got of girls in relationships vs. single and further dissect Nikki's theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/11/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 20 seconds
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#174 F-Onesie

Nikki and Andrew are spoiling themselves with something tiny on set. They are not sure of their exact location but Nikki is absolutely sure that you will never find her in a dressing room. Andrew wonders how to ask a woman to wear lingerie and what a man can wear to bed to turn his partner on. You Heard It Here First, say goodbye to spinal injuries, wear whatever you want to your wedding and Andrew looking down to read the news looks like a video Nelly didn't want posted on his IG story. They bring back Collection of Co'uhls and in the Final Thought, Nikki does not fire any shots at all. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/10/202257 minutes, 20 seconds
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#173 More On Time

Everyone is in a giggly mood and they have some fun with words and the times they cried in movies. Nikki and Andrew talk about a taco spot in Mexico that knows Andrew all too well. This prompts a story about what Andrew would show for beads at Mardi Gras. Nikki is excited to go whale watching this weekend and gives Andrew a pep talk to get him on board. You Heard It Here First, death by orgasm, saying burglar is hard and over acting in Hollywood. Nikki's Reddit Dump shows us 2 uncanny coincidences and makes us ask questions about turn offs and things we would never do again. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/9/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 37 seconds
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#172 Buttweiser, Actually

Nikki says that "thank you for your patience" is the new apology and she's not having it! Andrew gets vulnerable while explaining how he doesn't like confrontation. Somehow that leads to a conversation about extinction. Andrew made some new friends and Nikki talks about being orange. You Heard It Here First, more co'uhl than naughty Build-A-Bear, joining the mile high club made easy and Nikki does care about Hailey Baldwin's glazed donut look. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about compliments. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/8/20221 hour, 15 minutes, 45 seconds
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#171 Former and Ladder

Nikki gets a better description of Andrew trying to get gambling money from his family. It reminds Nikki of the "new friends" talk when something's up. They go over empathy before Andrew burps on command. You Heard It Here First, something very obvious about wordle and why it's better to not talk in figures. Fanthrax messages about a Bestie scaring herself, a bananagram and a greeting from South Africa gives them all the swells. In the Final Thought, Andrew gets Nikki to explain how she would fight someone, physically. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/4/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 16 seconds
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#170 It’s Wild… Canyon

Nikki and Andrew have an early morning epiphany that is linked to the opening of Look Who's Talking. They hung out with camels yesterday and Nikki shares a co'uhl moment from the beach. You Heard It Here First, playing lotto at the counter is probably an addiction, truth about frozen yogurt and nighttime at the fridge. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump that has a NY moment, sweetness from André 3000 and a funny reveal. Before the Final Thought, Nikki takes a record breaking "balcony" and returns to share a funny video about Beethoven. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/3/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 25 seconds
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#169 Bucked Tradition, A Murder Podcast

Nikki and Andrew are doing a nighttime pod and decide to throw out the rundown and review a podcast from the top of the charts called Morbid: A True Crime Podcast. They both listened to episode 295, except Andrew fell asleep during the assignment. Nikki learns why Andrew never wears a belt, ponders how she would be as a murderer and gives a hack to beat a lie detector test, all while summarizing and analyzing the Mary Morris' murders. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/2/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 50 seconds
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#168 FLUBA

Nikki and Andrew are hanging before an NFL game he needs to watch. Andrew explains why he ate coleslaw with his fingers and Nikki kind of wants a toucan but doesn't want it to become trendy. Andrew thinks his skin looks younger after using a TNS cream, which might have foreskin in it. While he feels joy, Nikki is working through her depression and shares a video that encapsulates it. You Heard It Here First: sex tapes and spy cams, get over Janet Jackson's boob and is counting chickens a sign of poor mental health? They make the case for their Top1 Bottom 1 chips before getting hungry and wrapping the show. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/1/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 44 seconds
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#167 No Is a Sentence

After catching up on a lot of TV, Nikki and Andrew realize how much they are affected by TV shows. Nikki loved the message at the end of Afterlife 3 about the point of life. And both appreciate the talent it takes to be honest. Andrew tells a story about falling asleep on the job and a work experience with Rusty. They talk about common sounds that are their nightmares and Nikki's love for painful massages. In You Heard It Here First, unusual things left in hotel rooms and the Neil Young vs Joe Roegan debate. Listeners leave messages about CDs, an embarrassing entrance, making a mom listen to the podcast and micropenises in the Fanthrax segment....and that's why they are the Besties! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/28/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 44 seconds
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#166 I Yolked

Nikki was on a mission this morning to give women a comparable phrase to "I nutted". After some deliberation her and Andrew come up with "yolking". Nikki is much less confused about doors in Mexico and explains why. She also shows Andrew some sexy Disney subliminal messages. Andrew decided to squash the negative travel anxiety voice in his head and hit the golf course this morning. You Heard It Here First, video conferencing causes face fatigue so here are some tips to working the camera from Nikki, a UTI to end singledom and celebrity social pressures. After spreading lots of positive messages they turn to Barstool's Answer The Internet game to negate them. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/27/20221 hour, 21 minutes, 48 seconds
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#165 Kid, Man, Boy

Nikki and Andrew are in Mexico to film a TV show, that they probably aren't supposed to talk about but do anyway. Nikki tells a story about a car accident she was in before leaving St. Louis and a great lesson learned from it. Andrew has his clubs and looks forward to getting a hook up from the golf connection he made at the airport. Nikki talks about the comments made about her song for Bob Saget and knows what she signed up for. They skip the news but can't resist talking about a Taylor Swift headline. Nikki's Reddit dump has a hodgepodge of topics from working nuns to hairy legs. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/26/20221 hour, 20 minutes, 35 seconds
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#164 I'm A Fistie, Fanthrax Only w/ Carlisle Forrester

Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle are checking in with Besties in this Fanthrax Only edition of the show. Nikki and Carlisle delve into their relationship as Nikki tells a story from the Dancing with The Stars day that solidified their friendship. They also discuss why some very talented people don't achieve a high level of fame. Next they respond to messages left by Besties about mourning, co'uhls, body positivity, a fun romp, a several explanation, vultures, fist pumps and a podcast opener. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/21/202259 minutes, 38 seconds
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#163 Puzzles w/ Carlisle Forrester

The gang is back together, Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle discuss falling in love with a character, 90's TV show casts, Tara Reid and the MTV VJ search days. Nikki and Carlisle have very different TV habits, Nikki advises what not to wear in a plane crash and in the news Andrew reads informative studies about dementia and sharing a king sized mattress with a partner. Nikki has her own headline in Why Do I Care and explains giving her phone number to Carle Radke of Summer House. They play a telephone game before Nikki asks a very serious question. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/20/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 34 seconds
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#162 White's Bottom w/ Carlisle Forrester

Between you and Nikki, things get silly when you have your besties Andrew Collin and Carlisle Forrester around. Nikki shares a little bit of her experience going to Bob Saget's funeral. We learn about Nikki's famous TV family, Carlisle's upbringing and what Andrew did on his old bed. You Heard It Here First, Tesla fart hack, Icarus movie review, semen skincare, accident selfies and couples who dress alike. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump before they "jump the dog" in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/19/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 36 seconds
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#161 Pretty Beautiful w/ Anya Marina, Song For Bob Saget

Nikki and Andrew are joined by singer/songwriter/BFF Anya Marina who explains the origin of the theme song of the podcast. Nikki and Andrew do a story tellers version of a joke they tell before stumbling upon national birds. They chat about how life has been now that they are not roommates, Andrew tries to pitch a title for Nikki's upcoming special and Nikki gives her two cents on the Alanis Morissette documentary. In the news they get inspired by dolphin genitalia to discuss when they first found porn and Andrew's Sports Moment is not as controversial as he thought. Besties give Nikki kudos and condolences in the Fanthrax segment. In the Final Thought Nikki debuts her Song For Bob. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/14/20221 hour, 24 minutes, 32 seconds
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#160 A Size Too Small w/ Anya Marina

Nikki enlisted her best friend singer and songwriter Anya Marina to help her out with an album recording. Since Anya is in town. it makes total sense for her to finally join Nikki and Andrew in studio. Andrew is sporting an "endless summer" look after spending his morning looking for his missing package. Nikki talks about the treatment she got yesterday and then they have another debate about the meaning of several. They talk about regrettable texts with exes, ADD meds and plastic surgery. You Heard It Here First: "Can-daver" hearts and getting to date a celebrity crush. They play Barstool's Answer The Internet and in the Final Thought Nikki shares her last texts with Bob Saget. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/13/20221 hour, 20 minutes, 14 seconds
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#159 Bit By Bees

Nikki began her day 3 hours later than expected and it will have some filler. She and Andrew discuss something peculiar on The Bachelor, aging and esthetics. They conclude that "the sun is done, smiling is done ,fun is done and expressions are done. They also discuss a hit band that will be on Lollapalooza 2029. You Heard It Here First, tips for masturbation without a vibrator and a trivia game on common goods. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, a message from Bowie, fast piano, goth letters, a specific suck and a heartwarming or breaking video. In the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew talk a little more about Bob Saget and Nikki is excited to be recording a song about him. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/12/20221 hour, 23 minutes, 33 seconds
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#158 Too Much Rain

Nikki starts off by commemorating her dear friend Bob Saget. She talks about receiving the news and processing his passing. Andrew learned about it from Nikki's misspelled text. In the news, a marketing ploy that totally worked, tips to keep warm from your crotch, Andrew realizes he's been watching Kamikaze overdubbed in English and Nikki and apparently no one else cares about the Golden Globes. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about apps that are not dessert or social media. In the Final Thought, Nikki tries some noises to help calm Andrew to sleep. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/11/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 52 seconds
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#157 The Stranger Thing

Nikki and Andrew kick things off by wondering why they want to impress strangers more than their partners. Nikki explains why "covid nose" came in handy and Andrew says he is a sight to see when breaking moving boxes. You Heard It Here First: the things we do in spite of our exes, counting to 3, staying grounded in a relationship and a Sports Moment about how lying can bite you in the ankle. Fanthrax messages brought all the swells with a mispronunciation, getting sober and a story about getting chased. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/7/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 51 seconds
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#156 Expressions In The Biz

Nikki and Andrew are back together in studio catching up on Nikki's star studded Hawaiian adventure with Bill Maher, the one guy her dad would... The rest of this sentence is in the podcast. Nikki tells a story about how the ice was broken on a private jet, about a Larry David moment with Larry David, the precious gift she received from Woody Harrelson and lots more. They skipped segments this time but brought back a Bestie favorite in the Final Thought! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/6/20221 hour, 13 seconds
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#155 Knows One Bound

Nikki is fresh off her trip to Hawaii and adding extra H's to words because she feels "mahalo" for the experience. Andrew and Nikki connect for the first time in a week and they all share what they've been up to during the break. Nikki experienced something for the first time in both her top and bottom moments, a UTI and a whale, Andrew and Brenna I Love You So Much Baby had the worst and then best of times, which include tears and vomit and Noa played a juggling act with different relationships. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, they cover quick sucks, an eyebrow raising fish study and hate songs. Nikki talks about a new friend she made that has 'arrested development' in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/4/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 18 seconds
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#154 Fruit Roll-Up and Fanthrax

Between you and Nikki, it might be best not to let your parents know about your attachment style. Andrew is shaking off his anxiety after driving through a blizzard to hang out with his girlfriend's family. To end the year they spend time going through all sorts of listener stories and messages. Nikki's mom calls with some holiday cheer but Nikki wants to know more about her Instagram post. While the show is off stay tuned to our Instagram @NikkiGlaserPod for some Coffee & Teabags live sessions. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/24/20211 hour, 17 minutes, 47 seconds
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#153 A St. Bernard That Saw Its Food

Between you and Nikki and Andrew love and attachment styles are on the brain. Nikki is learning about how she wants to be loved and that her love language is Tayor Swift Curiosity. Andrew and Brenna I love you so much baby, took a love quiz last night and the results were not surprising. They talk about a better way their parents could have loved them before Andrew delivers the news about awkward things that happen during sex. Nikki spills the beans on a too hot lap dance on the set of Magic Mike. At the end of the show they have an epiphany about how to get to a secure relationship. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/23/20211 hour, 14 minutes
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#152 Forced Closeness

Between you and Nikki, she believes in aliens but not in the ghost that Andrew thinks shook a wire in the apartment. After hitting 550 balls, Andrew's got a lot of pent up energy. They reflect on the butterfly effect and gambling. You Heard It Here First; sex partner count is irrelevant, Sex in The City is irrelevant, and Nikki doesn't care for executives who tell celebrities not to fall in love on movie sets. Nikki's Reddit Dump has all sorts of threads which eventually remind her about something she learned from the book Attached. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/22/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 17 seconds
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#151 Casually Co'uhl In The Name Of Being Honest

Between you and Nikki a funny thing happened on the way to Calgary. There are new things on the wall in the studio and we learn about Andrew's side. Nikki is honest that she doesn't understand economics but didn't mean to be co'uhl about it. You Heard It Here First, going on dates with your mom is ok, small to average penis size is a-ok, and Nikki does care about what Billie Eilish thinks about celebrities. In the Final Thought, Nikki talks about her kettle bells and they quickly do a Top1 Bottom 1 about Fast Food Chains. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/21/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 59 seconds
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#150 A Group Project

Nikki and Andrew are podding in Los Angeles a few doors away from each other. Nikki found away to get rid of voicemails while Andrew is leaving a bunch for a psychiatrist. Nikki wrote a lot of notes about her special and there's still more to be done, but are the stakes as high as she thinks? You Heard It Here First, we don't want to see teachers scrambling for dollars, there are too many opinions, Andrew brings up bad examples, napping on the job is a-ok and Nikki does care about what Billie Eilish has to say about porn. Nikki's Reddit Dump will make you laugh, cringe and crave Doritos. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/15/20211 hour, 17 minutes, 7 seconds
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#149 Several Monsters

Between you and Nikki and Andrew, she is not the best at quick math and his balls are sinking. They are both in LA and Nikki shares a story about the hotel they are staying in from her life long ago. Positive affirmations work and they will help your decisions. You Heard It Here First, Andrew wants to be half hard when he dies, so many perverts everywhere, we feel sorry for a thief. Today's Why Do I Care is momentous as they crack the meaning of "several". In the Final Thought they talk about their Top 1 and Bottom 1 condiments. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/14/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 5 seconds
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#148 Sexiest Voice

Nikki is cozied up in her XL new sweatshirt .Between you and her, she just had a great singing session with Andrew and she is still looking for the guy who was supposed to be her first kiss. Andrew went to a questionable COVID testing tent, or it might have been the scene of an adult film. You Heard It Here First, twin talk can only be understood by twins, Nikki has an epiphany that only people on mushrooms will get and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment they talk about Charles Barkley naming his daughter after a mall. They pay tribute to Andrew's grandma Shirley before getting into Fanthrax. Voicemails from Besties cover kettlebell tits, oatmeal serotonin, ASMR and a "boner chair". Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/10/20211 hour, 17 minutes, 45 seconds
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#147 First and Last?

Between you and Nikki, she is catching the winter blues, so much that her mouth turns into a jazz saxophone. Andrew is a little sick, which makes them ponder a great question about thermometers. They discuss the upside of men being sick and wearing masks. You Heard It Here First! guess the murder weapon, murky history, elderly modern approach to entertainment and JLaw's annoyance is understandable. They not only Finish Each Other's Sentence about what's in the smallest pocket of their travel bag they take a look as well. In the Final Thought they play "Answer The Internet". Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/9/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 45 seconds
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#146 Don't Brisket, Just Risk It

Between you and Nikki, she's slowly finding clarity on a bad habit she wants to break. Nikki and Andrew discuss what they would be like at a College Bar and how much things have changed for them since their drinking days. You Heard It Here First, how to stay safe, brushing off other people's opinions and Nikki is so done with weed. In Nikki's Reddit Dump she unloads on a photo taken in bad taste, a celebrity who told the same joke once a year and kissing herself. In the Final Thought they call Emil Wakim to discuss a great pick up line. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/8/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 41 seconds
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#145 Between Us and Stevie

Between you and Nikki, she is learning things she never knew about cats, codependency and Andrew's butthole. Andrew reveals why he should never sleep, Nikki explains how she handled multiple flaccid penises and they press their belly buttons. You heard it here first, don't send nudes, engine trivia, weird doctor play and Nikki does care about leaving a relationship with an ex amicably. In their Top1 Bottom1 the show transforms to a lazy river as they discuss salads. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/7/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 12 seconds
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#144 Gives Me The Gigs

Between you and Nikki, she enjoyed Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain much more than the new Beatles doc. Andrew signed his new lease and they wish Brenna a happy birthday. They talk about the dynamics between the Beatles, how Get Back may have not existed and Ringo doing nothing. Andrew speculates that Anthony Bourdain's pain started after eating a cobra heart. You Heard It Here First, zodiac readings cannot determine favorite sex positions, phone pals from dialing the wrong number and Tiger Woods is not coming back full time. In the Fanthrax segment they get some clarity on autism, dealing with pain and a twist on a children's song. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/3/20211 hour, 19 minutes, 21 seconds
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#143 On The Jumbotron!

Between you and Nikki, turn your fears into a beach ball and kick them away. Nikki and Andrew remind listeners to work out for personal achievement not body goals... don't be a Count Dracula with your calories! Last night they had the most fun at a hockey game and Nikki explains how they got on the Jumbotron. You Heard It Here First, bad bad customer service vs good bad customer service, rebound sex is ok and Andrew's exciting story about a life change. Nikki shares a story about a bully she encountered early in her career, which inspires Andrew to seek out questions he's been meaning to ask. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/2/20211 hour, 17 minutes, 17 seconds
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#142 The Littlest Nick

Between you and Nikki, she's got hair care, broken intimacy of a good massage and Plan B top of mind. Andrew is apartment hunting and using a compass called "Dick". Nikki talks about her new nephew and an old bit about wanting to be a baby. They challenge each other to a breathing exercise and learn that Andrew can inhale better and Nikki exhales longer. You Heard It Here First, you don't want the Feds to see your sexts and the lengths some people go through to get an ex to view their IG stories. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they talk about Chapelle reactions, book recommendations, an ultimate roast joke and in the Final Thought, more cringe things some women do to get their ex's attention. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/1/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 51 seconds
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#141 Anything For Anyone

Between you and Nikki, confrontation might not be the best way to handle a confrontation especially if you're "vibrating with anger". Nikki is thankful to Andrew and everyone else who supported her this weekend as she taped her HBO Special. They talk about behind the scenes joke building then call Nikki's sister Lauren who had a special of her own over the weekend. You Heard It Here First, breaking up with a therapist is hard to do, no one is talking about Ghislaine Maxwell because they can't pronounce her name and couple goals that Nikki cares about. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about sex toys and in the Final Thought Nikki explained how she practiced letting go at a time she usually doesn't. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/30/20211 hour, 30 minutes, 6 seconds
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#140 Live From JUST FOR LAUGHS ESCAPES - CANCÚN!

Nikki and Andrew are podcasting poolside from Pollen Presents Just For Laughs Escapes in Cancún, Mexico! If you missed it you'll feel like you're right there with them. Talking vacation horniness, top searched STDs, Andrew's run in with the cartel...no not really! And a showcase of volunteers who show off their bad tattoos! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/24/20211 hour, 32 seconds
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#139- Fanthrax Only- College Memories

This episode is sponsored by HBO Max The Sex Lives of College Girls so we thought to ask Besties to share their college experiences. Nikki and Andrew reminisce about college as they listen to voicemails about a gross prank, lying through a project, drunken experiences, a mispronunciation and nerdy hookup. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/23/202159 minutes, 18 seconds
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#138 Matriarch In Land Fill, ILF

Between you and Nikki, she can't wait to spend her elderly life covered in bird poop, an Astrologer said she will have 9 houses and going to a sex shop with friends is supposed to be fun. Andrew is excited to be on an L.A. golf course after the pod because it means he "made it". They talk about favorite lingerie which reminds Andrew of his infamous story of "Faye". You Heard It Here First, what people say before they die, Andrew gets lost in a man's hand and Nikki just received the news that her old agent died 3 years ago. In Fanthrax, they get blown away from messages from Besties about sex dreams, Taylor Swift and pod references. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/19/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 3 seconds
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#137 Yo-Yo Yeah Yeah

Between you and Nikki, she is working out her disclaimer to keep criticism off her for talking about sex, if only it was as easy as jumping on a pogo stick. Andrew arrives in LA and he's impressing a lot of people with his yo-yo skills. You Heard It Here First- it takes three to cheat, pissing on stage is nothing new so don't be shocked and Nikki doesn't care what Bradley Cooper has to say, she knows the deal between him and Gaga at that Oscar's performance. They play the Blankest thing and talk about dangerous circumstances. In the Final Thought, Nikki finds a birthday book that reads true. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/18/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 31 seconds
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#136 A Rock Throw Away

Between you and Nikki, she literally had to unplug yesterday, so thanks for the day off Besties! Andrew spent the extra time off apartment hunting while Nikki tried to catch up on sleep. After a dry wart discussion Nikki takes the scalpel to Andrew's Instagram post with poorly made captions. You Heard It Here First, Nikki know's Taylor Swift "All Too Well", break up lies and Adele didn't do it, so stop caring about celebrity setups. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they discover the poor smells of NYC, bad things to say during sex and a Final Thought about a vegan post. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/16/20211 hour, 25 minutes, 16 seconds
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#135 Kissed The Mic

Between you and Nikki, it made sense to listen to Making Sense to fight off a migraine instead of taking dog meds. Andrew dressed up and not as a tribute to his latest dead hero, instead to a living legend. Nikki praises her assistant who keeps her life in order and Andrew thanks his brother for helping him survive a trip across Europe. They discuss "roast" jokes and how a reaction can make or break the moment. You Heard It Here First, get a diaper delivered with your meal, lime scooters are ok but not lime mopeds and Andrew's Weekly Sports Moment is about an elderly runner. Besties share a secret, being autonomous at a pharmacy and a funny moment from an SSDJ. In the Final Thought they have a conversation about acknowledgement. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/12/20211 hour, 14 minutes
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#134 Lazy Sheep Costume

Between you and Nikki, using the 'Do Not Disturb' feature on her phone came in handy, the Goddamn Comedy Jam at JFL Escapes was just what she needed and RIP Aunt Lynn. Nikki and Andrew talk about more antics from JFL, like Andrew 's non-climactic chance to spend time with his hero Jim Jeffries. They talk about 'outsiders' who make their way to the top before addressing a problem at home. You Heard It Here First, you don't need a good reason for charity, PETA's missed opportunity, sex on the job and Paul Rudd is someone Nikki cares about. They Finish each other's sentence before having a look at how much time they spend on each of their apps and it's almost a full time job! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/11/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 50 seconds
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#133 Soaring D's

Between you and Nikki, it's alarming when someone on set says "and then Di".. as in Princess Diana. Nikki returns from NYC Standup For Heroes having spent time with "The Boss" Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart and Jim Gaffigan while Andrew nursed his Jimmy John's sub over the last couple of days. You Heard It Here First, switching babies is NBD, a headline overstuffed with S's makes Andrew short circuit and a message from Champaign Papi. Nikki starts her Reddit Dump with a somber post on Last Images and ends it with a question everyone is too afraid to ask about getting close to your sibling. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/10/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
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#132 Live From St. Louis!

Last week The Nikki Glaser Podcast corralled some Besties from in and around St. Louis and did a Live Pod from Joe's Cafe. Nikki got a last minute surprise, Andrew read the headlines live and Julie Glaser emceed a live Fanthrax segment like a pro!Subscribe and watch the pod on YT: https://youtube.com/thenikkiglaserpodcast. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/5/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 35 seconds
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#131 The Busiest Blonde Woman

Between you and Nikki, being on an airplane and in the dentist's chair are two places she loves because no one expects an answer. Nikki also found a creative way to catch up on Squid Game. Andrew has his Cancun hat on as they get ready to leave for Just For Laughs Comedy Festival. Nikki explains more why waiting until the last second is a way of life that works for her. She also talks about a commercial deal that made her question the use of time. They recreate a mundane business zoom call and in the news they talk about dating turn offs and Jessica Simpson's honest take on being a hot mess. In Collection of Co'uhls, besties share their co'uhls from the wild. In the final thought, remembering contestants from American Idol vs. The Voice Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/4/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 4 seconds
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#130 Mouse Suppository

Between you and Nikki, it would be nice to get higher ratings on Wiki Feet and to run away from goodbyes. Nikki and Andrew dissect the art of crying and what about it makes us feel uncomfortable. You Heard It Here First, the 1st story is sponsored by the Big Shoe Lobby, fun holes come in all sizes, our brains absorb more than we know and the celeb costumes they care about. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, Andrew is wowed by a ghost almost getting hit by a fence and they have a conversation about superficial break ups. Final Thought, Luigi is a Bestie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/3/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 6 seconds
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#129 Make You Good

Between you and Nikki, getting Starbucks is not even about the coffee and her hormones are even driving her period app crazy. Andrew picks the wrong day to pitch a golf podcast and Nikki changes a morbid mantra with the stroke of a comma. Kirsten joins and we learn that she does not prefer a cracked soap bar. You Heard It Here First, we like Pete Kardashian, there are no Power Ranger suits in Squid Game and we care more about Invisalign hacks than Drake's new watch. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about Road Trips and in the Final Thought we learn more about Nikki's experience on Last Comic Standing. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/2/20211 hour, 24 minutes, 33 seconds
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#128 Get Left

Between you and Nikki the morning after the live pod feels pretty good, as good as Andrew's foot massages. Andrew shares his dream for Nikki's career but she has some of her own ideas and realizations. You Heard It Here First- blaming a kid for a DUI is not clever, or is it? Andrew's game from his younger years with his friends who have mobster names, punishing cucumbers and a Weekly Sports Moment where they need more clarity from Joe Buck himself! They play his message in Fanthrax along with other fun bestie messages about legs and moments the pod came in handy... not that kind of handy! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/29/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 48 seconds
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#127 Whatever!

Imagine joking with one of your besties about a song that's great to kill yourself to and then you get to work with the guy who wrote it!? Between you and Nikki that's exactly what happened to her with will.i.am. Nikki and Andrew discuss standing up for yourself and cooling a heated situation between friends. You Heard It Here First, the Disney D is a G, non alcoholic bars sound fun and celebs who love dressing up for Halloween a little too much. Nikki pulls out her "Best Friends Game" for the wild card Wednesday segment. And it turns out that she and Andrew are besties! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/28/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 52 seconds
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#126 Squid's Out of The Shell

Between you and Nikki she is in Los Angeles today and learned that Noa and Andrew spent quality time watching Squid Game last night. Jimmy Fallon told her she isn't missing much and Nikki isn't stressing either after going to the 'facial gym'. They talk about their attention span shortage, Nikki's new life changing mantra, one that might cure Andrew's anal fissures and some words on Alec Baldwin. You Heard It Here First, what is baby corn anyway, no thanks to "udder butter" and our primitive brains suck. Nikki shares her latest Reddit saves and Andrew talks about how he blurs the age difference between him and Brenna by not dressing old. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/27/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 4 seconds
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#125 Fanthrax Only Pt. 2

With the voicemail box overflowing, Nikki and Andrew present a Fanthrax Only episode and give attention to what Besties have to say! They respond to stories about a husband who needed to shut up after anesthesia, a cure for a panic attack that won't work for Andrew, feedback from a charismatic Uber driver and answer a question about what to do with your pet when you're about to have sex. These voicemails really give them all the swells. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/26/202149 minutes, 37 seconds
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#124 Run Through A Locker

Between you and Nikki, it's best to stay positive and to stop wanting others to have what you have. Nikki tells Andrew that her cankers are back and it doesn't want to make her want to go to bed early. Andrew learns about the steam function on the dryer. They talk about organizing, Nikki likes the Amy Schumer method and explained why Roomba is locked in the bathroom. You Heard It Here First, assertive vs. aggressive, raunchy lyrics from 1981 and Andrew's Sports Moment rails again cancel culture. Besties bring it in the Fanthrax segment and we discover an early video of Andrew. In the Final Thought, they talk about the "men" in mental health. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/22/20211 hour, 23 minutes, 33 seconds
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#123 R & R & A Brown Towel

Between you and Nikki pink under eye liner is gonna be the new thing and there's a lot to be gained from speaking to Luigi's vet. Andrew got to witness Nikki "get ready" last night and she was anal about it. She asks 7 pertinent questions that she answers yes to about a western bedroom habit. You Heard It Here First, online dating ice breakers, porn on the news and Island Boys. In Slice of Life, Nikki shares a video she made for Bob Saget's charity the Scleroderma Research Foundation. In the Final Thought, Andrew gives Nikki a nudge to write a song with a double meaning. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/21/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 3 seconds
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#122 Lean Into The Husk w/ Julie Glaser

Between you and Nikki, her mom is coming over and she didn't clean up, that was a decision. Andrew is bonding with his family so we brought Julie Glaser to take his place. Nikki and Julie talk about Nikki's decision making process and cultural touchstones. You Heard it Here First: Julie slept in a haunted house owned by a famous author, Bravo housewives that Julie would consider as dinner mates and financial relationships between parents and kids. Nikki shows her Reddit Dump and butts head with her mom about achievements and egg yolk. In the Final Thought Nikki invites Julie to open up her mail and it was nothing like the ASMR videos she watches. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/20/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 40 seconds
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#121 Long Division

Between you and this podcast, we are recording at an ungodly hour in the morning which makes things a little extra silly. Nikki begins with realizing that she was a scared child and explains what happened on a haunted hayride. She also figured out how to become a kid whisperer, literally. Andrew has his dad's gamer podcasting set and joins from South Caroline with some disappointing news. On a positive note, he had a great trout salad. You Heard It Here First, Nikki needs that "shred lett" from Subway, ancient terms for our private parts, what men are insecure about most and we care about Howie Mandel fainting because somehow it turned to a conversation about ball play. They go around the horn discussing Top1 Bottom1 sodas and in the Final Thought, Luigi is getting a therapist today. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/19/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 29 seconds
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#120 Just Kiddin'

Nikki has a positive "canky" update, so she's doing much better brain soul and body. She helps Noa with an unresolved conflict and reflects about the difficulties of opposite sex friendships. Andrew is in for a surprise as Nikki finally shows him a video of a well endowed dog. This was brought on by a story Andrew told about texting a dog walker colleague a text meant for his friend. You Heard It Here First, we are all distraught from a horror house headline, we don't need killer dog robots and a Sports Moment that will make you wish your leg fell off! In our favorite segment, Fanthrax, we hear from a besties who spotted us in public, who are going to see the tour alone, those who felt comforted in the pandemic and one who talked about Nikki being her best friend while she was under anesthesia! Nikki's Final Thought will leave you stunned... just kiddin'! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/15/20211 hour, 27 minutes, 5 seconds
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#119 Moves Real Jagged w/ Kerstin

Between you and Nikki, can someone please talk to her in public about her TSwift shirts?! She's also come to the conclusion that she needs more Love on the Spectrum in her life. After getting a "can we talk text", Andrew wasn't able to sleep much. He's looking forward to spending quality and possibly competitive time with his brothers and dad. Kerstin joins and shows how flexible she is as a friend. They discuss poise and grace. Your Heard It Here First, "Bernal" the blanket is soothing, Andrew's retired coke face and don't cook your lover's pet! They play Finish My Sentence and describe their personal hells. In the Final Thought, Nikki tells you how many parcels she ordered last night from her now favorite app. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/14/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 15 seconds
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#118 Barely Legal Anbesol

Between you and Nikki, applying painful meds alone sucks but reading books on your phone doesn't. After taking a personality test on 16personalities.com, Nikki and Andrew sort of understand each other better. Brenna teaches them about an act of love as they miss her so much baby. You Heard It Here First, it's suing season, penises come in all shapes and sizes and Nikki does care about the possibility of finding love even after giving up hope. In her Reddit Dump, Nikki found an acid laced Paul McCartney interview about honesty, a sports moment with Taylor Swift, Andrew shows off his math skills and Final Thoughts on Chappelle's new special that has been partially watched. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/13/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 33 seconds
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#117 An Old or New Banana

Between you and Nikki, she might be the first podcaster to do a whole show with a "family of canker soars" on her tongue. Having cancelled her med spa appointment she found some relief for her mouth. Andrew comes in with a reggae beat which makes them think of songs with lyrics that are not what they expected. You Heard It Here First, long hair, do care, dogs eat the darnedest things, EJ our Beatles expert is not surprised by McCartney's drop and Nikki does care to show how a joke could be inflected better. In the Top1 Bottom1 they talk about what they buy at drug stores and in the Final Thought, Besties are the 'in' crowd and Nikki is off for the rest of the day. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/12/20211 hour, 17 minutes, 48 seconds
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#116 The Part That Is The Thing

Between you and Nikki, it's alright not to have an excuse to be feeling down, it's complicated, much like getting sentiment out of parents. Andrew tells too much about his "hard" situation in the middle of the night. Nikki reflects on the hang they had with her family and if only her parents could see her meet and greets. In the news, a spider bite that is out of hand, "tapping out of your genitals" on screen and a sports moment that leads Andrew to show off his apology skills. Fanthrax messages included voicemails about laughing skeletons, a mispronunciation, hand written notes and in the Final Thought a warning from a Bestie! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/8/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 44 seconds
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#115 Add It To The Bunch w/ Kerstin!

Between you and Nikki, she loves having her BFF over but Luigi the dog not so much. Also, extremely painful foot massages are the bomb. Kerstin joins Nikki and Andrew and we learn about Nikki's HS locker and what they would all spend $100k on. You Heard It Here First, bicep bracelets are back, the gayest thing that Nikki has ever done and Oprah drops some truth on friendships. They wrap up the show with Besties who came thru with some incredible Collection of Couhls. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/7/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 12 seconds
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#114 I Love You

Between you and Nikki, she has an astronomical amount of T Swift shirts, nap time came way too early and she is really digging reaction videos. Nikki has a bone or maybe a calf to pick with Andrew's heel photos. This spurs a conversation about looking at their own material which leads to a quick game of "Joke Computer". You Heard It Here First, Nikki's uncomfortable story from the MTV awards, a quick french lesson and Nikki's theory about Prince Harry. In the Reddit Dump, why people die from burns, a sentence that's way too hard to figure out and in the Final Thought Andrew gets challenged to make a special phone call. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/6/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 30 seconds
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#113 Figment of Speech

Between you and Nikki, a friendly straddle, suffering for gains, late show crowds and forgotten sex toys are all top of mind. After a suggestion from his girlfriend, Andrew tries to get a doctor appointment. This leads to a conversation about how long you have to wait for an appointment these days and getting your weight when you go. You Heard It Here First, more sex. comes with age, how to get a kidney and Nikki does not care about old men in space. In the Top1 Bottom1, Andrew feels compelled to try a woman's pointed shoe as they have an elderly discussion about shoes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/5/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 42 seconds
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#112 An Old Chimp's Tale

Between you and Nikki, she has some pointers on how to overcome social anxiety and it involves being truthful. Andrew gets a little wild and might activate your robots. Nikki and Andrew dissect how to compliment a man and why. You Heard It Here First, primatology 101, Britney is free, a weekday relationship and an end to a winning streak in Andrew's Weekly Sports Moment. Fanthrax voicemails include ones from a local Bestie, one with an important life change and in the Final Thought a Bestie shares an embarrassing moment that might have happened as a result of the pod. Oops. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/1/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 53 seconds
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#111 Partner in TV Watching

Between you and Nikki she is pondering the potential of finding a new roommate or living alone. Andrew loves Nikki's electric outfit which she put on to make a point. They talk about their aging underparts and talk more about a decision that was made. You Heard It Here First, charisma is a good characteristic, personal robots will get your name wrong and a reading of a cringe sext exchange. They overshare in The Blankest Thing segment when they discuss the horniest thing they've ever done and close the show by sharing final thoughts on horned up men! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/30/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 1 second
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#110 Pizza In The Dark

Between you and Nikki, adding reverb to your vocal track is like mascara and a spray tan. Nikki talks about recording her first song with Matt Pond and Anya Marina in a studio. Andrew and Nikki talk about their day being followed by cameras and getting used to sharing their most intimate moments of self expression. Nikki explains who Kiki Tuy is and what it was like sitting next a famous singer at the iHeart Awards. You Heard It Here First, we will know when to drink more water, a game of sassy turkey or Mick Jagger, what not to do for your life partner and Nikki does care about what Will Smith has to say about thoughts and storage closets. In the Reddit Dump, meth laced fascism and a horse race and a post on synchronicities takes them into the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/29/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 46 seconds
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#109 It's A Party w/ Kerstin!

Between you and Nikki, her BFF from 4th grade and beyond Kerstin, fills the Venn diagram of comedy. After a fun weekend of hometown shows, Kerstin stayed over and the group is broadcasting in their robes. They talk about besties, Kerstin's version of becoming friends with Nikki and the new season of Love on The Spectrum. You Heard it Here First, don't complain about the most hated fast food chain, the reason one cheats can affect the quality cheating and relationships that work. They fess their most basic bitch top and bottoms before closing out the show. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/28/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 45 seconds
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#108 The State Of Being

Between you and Nikki, when Besties come to her show there is a feeling of "we", she is finally able to watch DWTS and considering adding a leotard to her wardrobe. Andrew feels lighter after a good "balcony" but it makes Nikki feel like she knows too much. They talk about a Norm Macdonald red carpet interview, getting roasted by other comics and about consistency being key. You Heard It Here First, the E in sex stands for E brake, Apple doesn't care about us and a lucky bet. Fanthrax from Besties include stories about a dating app success, an unclaimed paycheck and crotch-e-ting. In the Final Thought Nikki remembers a story about a teacher trying to define embarrassment. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/24/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 9 seconds
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#107 The Cat Wanted Out w/ Seth Glassman

Between you and Nikki, the other side of fear is freedom. Andrew needed a nap this morning after actually going out and doing something last night. Nikki can't quit her coffee order and reenacts how she asks for it. You Heard It Here First, the top funeral songs of 2021, MGK/Corey Taylor beef and Nikki does care about Nicole Richie burning her hair. Andrew's BFF Seth Glassman joins to share what it was like rooming with him. We learn a lot about Andrew, Nikki gets some closure on a restaurant experience and an unknown behind the scenes story about "Ragu" from FBoy Island comes up. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/23/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 40 seconds
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#106 FU Tonight

Between you and Nikki it might be time to put away a fancy dress from Saks and maybe it's best not to always trust your brain. Andrew and Nikki talk about the TV they got from Goodwill was a bigger bargain than they thought. Nikki wants to know Andrew's take on upgrading her wardrobe with "wine o'clock of vegetable' themes. You'll have to hear the episode to understand... The news sparks conversation about going braless, favorite smells and a new love in the air. Nikki brings up some topics from r/Dating_Advice and r/AskMen in her Reddit Dump and in the Final Thought she talks about one of her worst days at work. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/22/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 30 seconds
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#105 This Is Video Mode...

Between you and Nikki, she wants you to know you can never predict the future, support men who are grieving Norm MacDonald's passing and maybe comedy does have a deeper impact than she once thought. Andrew is still thinking about the half n' half aka having to cover his junk in a holding cel. Nikki remembers interviewing Andrew for his job as her dog walker and him revealing too much. They get into body odor and how to tell your partner. You Heard It Here First: Social Media companies hiding their own body image studies, day dreaming and Nikki does care about this Love is Blind contestant finding love. In the Top1 Bottom1 they tell stories about pets. In the Final Thought they talk about unconditional love. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/21/20211 hour, 33 minutes, 18 seconds
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#104 Three Truths

Between you and Nikki, she might have invented the "stars like us" column as a kid. Nikki is aiming to be better about reaching out to friends in bereavement. Nikki and Andrew discuss how their parents handled their budding talents as kids. Nikki fills him in on her vocal lesson and in Andrew's news segment he fills her in on a grocery store violation, cosplay gone wrong and how the USA gymnastics team was failed by those who should have protected them. In the Fanthrax segment, Besties ask for relationship advice. In closing the show Nikki and Andrew bring up Cauliflower Pizza Gate! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/17/20211 hour, 20 minutes
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#103 Edge

Between you and Nikki, you might not know that you're falling for psychological tricks that comedians pull. Today, Andrew's outfit reminds Nikki of a "bird's eye view of the Bahamas", Andrew is relaxed after last night's Robert Earl Keen concert. Nikki learned a valuable lesson after getting scammed. You Heard It Here First, multiple orgasms, a sex toy haul and comedians turned back up singers. In Collection of Co'uhls they invite special guest "Edge" to hear Bestie stories and give his edgy feedback. In the Final Thought, Nikki regrets sharing her platform with him. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/16/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 18 seconds
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#102 Where'd You Go To High School?

Between you and Nikki, she's trying to be more selfless, thinks about the grieving process and ready to go through her feelings. Andrew is trying to balance comfort and fashion. Nikki explains some St. Louis things that people say. You Heard It Here First, a parrot that exhibits self care, regrets and celebrities on Instagram. In the Reddit Dump, Nikki goes through threads about happiness and shallow deal breakers. In the Final Thought they talk about what shallow relationship deal breakers they might have. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/15/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 51 seconds
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#101 High Off My Own Supply

Between you and Nikki, don't be ashamed of your feet, never settle and watch Buzz Aldrin's cameo on 30 Rock. Andrew is dressed like a self proclaimed "crayon" and Nikki is wearing her laundry day outfit. This prompts a conversation about complements. You Heard It Here First, contracts and relationships,Nikki's epiphany, anxiety is maybe attractive and enough of JLo and Ben please. In their Top1 Bottom1 they discuss guilty pleasures. In the Final Thought they talk about individual stories of 9/11 victims and the video that everyone needs to watch to be a better human. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/14/20211 hour, 26 minutes, 46 seconds
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#100 Mayonnaise on a Plum

Between you and Nikki, ok maybe keepings tabs is not a good idea but cohabitation is hard! Nikki thinks Luigi the dog is mad at her. Andrew brings up a moment he brought his girlfriend something she did not want to bed. You Heard It Here First, PSA: Stop doing things you don't want to do, but word is bond, both Mulaney and Munn deserve a pat on the back and Andrew's Weekly Sports moment gets them to realize something about condiments. Fanthrax sparks conversation about why we get out of bed, anal sex and a hypothetical question about Google searches that might kill us. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/10/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 11 seconds
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#99 I Guess You Needed It w/ Lisa Lampanelli

Between you and Nikki, you have seven times more in you than you might think and it is a good thing to be uncomfortable. Andrew is lowering his mirror time as a means of being less critical of himself. Lisa Lampanelli legend/host of the podcast Losers With A Dream joins and the conversation gets even more elevated. They discuss positive framing like, "I got to", noticing your moods and feelings and ensuring that you spend your time doing things that are fun. Lisa shares her wisdom and gets Nikki to have an epiphany and Andrew to get a little testy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/9/20211 hour, 33 minutes, 7 seconds
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#98 Ham Drip

Between you and Nikki sometimes you can't be ready for taking on a new responsibility. Andrew likens himself to a new animal that might be more accurate than the hedgehog. They get into shape shifting and phases they went through. You Heard it Here First: An accurate use of words, preserving of the skin and yes, Nikki cares about sexy comments from Megan Fox and MGK. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she shares a mom's attempted fail to embarrass her kid, really bad tattoos and a relationship question that is hard to agree on. In the Final Thought, Nikki reflects on why she likes when people stand up to her. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/8/20211 hour, 19 minutes, 3 seconds
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#97 The Ginger After Wasabi

Between you and Nikki she is trying to manage her relationship with her parents better and getting her sister in on the book that will help with that. Andrew is in Chicago and wonders how Nikki is spending her time in the apartment alone while doing vocal warm ups. They are both having a positive relationship with working out, which might be why Nikki shared something very embarrassing. You Heard It Here First, it's ok to get an 80 on the Good People Test, when dogs sniff butts and if you were as entertaining as Tiffany Haddish you too would sing at diners. For Top1Bottom1 they chat about Instagram trends and in the Final Thought, Nikki is proud of a gift she got a good friend and how it made her feel. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/20211 hour, 32 minutes, 46 seconds
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#96 Empty Out The Gravy Tray

Between You and Nikki, she is feeling close to you and grateful to be asked to play the music she has been working on during the IG live sessions. Andrew might not sleep so well tonight after recalling a part of his origin story which involves his second time being in jail. You Heard It Here First, dating apps are trying, life imitating art of emergency rescue TV shows and a sports moment that involves the concept of 'fake it til you make it'. In the Fanthrax segment Nikki announces a special surprise for her Denver tour date, gets a nice message from a therapist, loves the idea of a bestie meet up and they get a mispronunciation that perfectly encapsulates the show. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/3/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 46 seconds
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#95 That's My Purpose

Between you and Nikki there's a rainbow at the end of a storm. Andrew asks Nikki for her origin story, in which she shares all the drama from drama class and that she was not a class clown. You Heard it Here First: Unexpected pranks are not boring after all, stay cool if your credit card declines and YES! We would totally watch a queer version of The Batchelor. In Finish My Sentence, Nikki and Andrew guess each other's regrets and in the Final Thought Nikki is searching for a deeper meaning in her work. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/2/20211 hour, 26 minutes, 19 seconds
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#94 Vibrant Technical Difficulties

Between you and Nikki she's in a car to the airport reflecting on why people feel too uncomfortable asking for the things they want or don't want. Andrew discusses the quantity of I love you. You Heard It Here First, the challenge of podcasting on milk crates, changing your situation can be therapy and 48 Hours with Dennis Rodman. In Nikki's Reddit Dump we learn temperature conversion tricks, about deadly pelicans and noodle brains. And in the Final Thought Andrew shares a very bad dare. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/1/202152 minutes, 18 seconds
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#93 Antarcticouhl

Between you and Nikki she loves to play word games, tried blush way too young and wants to want to be a cat lady. Andrew is surrounded by kids and keeping sane with his girlfriend. The news goes off the rails when Producer Noa hoped for positive news stories but lands on one of the best things on the internet. For Top1 Bottom1 they try to talk about the latest thing they did for themselves. In the Final Thought Nikki has a message for the Besties. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/31/20211 hour, 24 minutes, 4 seconds
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#92 Speeding in a Manatee Zone

Between you and Nikki she had to blur her eyes again but she couldn't do it hard enough. Andrew is visiting his family and seems to have rabies on the brain. You Heard It Here First, how to cover up peeing in the shower, coffee burns, waking up early and a sports story about dating with a disability. Fanthrax mail is exactly what Nikki and Andrew want to hear and in the Final Thought, Nikki wonders if rising to fame in the 90's could have been less toxic than now. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/27/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 9 seconds
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#91 Unlofty Boy

Between you and Nikki, White Lotus is ok and she knows where the orange hue on the studio chair is from. Andrew enjoyed seeing Nikki spend time with her dad EJ who has a peculiar taste in shoes. Nikki realizes that Andrew's childhood toys were from before he was born and she has an uncanny talent at figuring out the years these toys were produced. You Heard It Here First, hosting TV as a comedian, a weird reason to ghost someone, the OnlyFans conspiracy and dating someone with the same name as your ex. In Slice of Life, Nikki and Andrew reveal what happened behind the scenes of an IG video that was posted of Andrew trying to remove pizza from the oven. And all rainbows in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/26/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 54 seconds
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#90 They Venti A Latte!

Between you and Nikki, she wonders if she should give up her last name and looks to David Spade's book for inspiration. Andrew creates a loud crash and then explains it. They discuss repetitiveness, bite sizes and attraction. You Heard It Here First topics include: intimacy and sexual desire, social media and Mama June. Nikki's Reddit Dump teaches us a lot about pleasure and stuff we learned too late in life. In the Final Thought they discuss dying on the side of the road, yes you read that correctly. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/25/20211 hour, 26 minutes, 5 seconds
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#89 A Moment's Notice

Nikki ponders how we used to spend our time as kids when we couldn't go outside and also takes you through her latest Sephora haul. Andrew is ok with convenience but Nikki likes to walk an extra mile at the airport. You Heard it Here First, how do you dispose of a sex doll?, RIP OnlyFans, another unfortunate 'Ledge Head' and a gratuitous battle of the nerds. In the Top1 Bottom1 they discuss childhood toys. Nikki and Andrew end the show by peeping their latest searches. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/24/20211 hour, 23 minutes, 39 seconds
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#88 This Is Professional Mode

Between you and Nikki, she loved an early morning karaoke session with besties. She is still not smoking weed despite all the pot signs in her world. Andrew again had the midnight runs and realized that he needs to slow down on cauliflower pizza. They talk about relationships, communication and autonomy. You Heard It Here First, No, we will not be in your 'metaverse', a sad cab ride, Ric Flair is not eating some lady out on a train and in Andrew's Sports Moment they discuss an NBA star's opinion on college. The Fanthrax bag has a note about a 'Not Andrew', a superstition and besties talking in their sleep. In the Final Thought they try out karaoke mic modes and discuss FBoy Island's Casey's charm. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/20/20211 hour, 26 minutes, 25 seconds
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#87 Special Fboy Island Edition

It's Fboy Island Season 2 on HBO MAX announcement day but there is so much more to dig into from Season 1. Nikki and Andrew are joined by CJ Franco, Josh McDonald and Garrett Morosky. Lots of behind the scenes stories, shocking revelations that even Nikki the show's Executive Producer didn't know about, who is together today and who might be together in the future! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/19/20211 hour, 54 minutes, 29 seconds
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#86 Fish & Women Have Feelings

Between you and Nikki she is loving thy self! Andrew walked straight into embarrassment this morning and feels bad to delay the FBoy episode. In the news, friendship appreciation, you really can't masturbate where ever, Garrett Morosky's text to Nikki and love bombing vs limerence. Nikki finds some intriguing questions in her Reddit Dump and a Final Thought about love language. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/18/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 45 seconds
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#85 Gilligan Island of Mouths

Between you and Nikki she has specific superstitions. Andrew is lamenting saying good-bye to his girlfriend and Nikki has reopened a book she closed a long a time ago. You Heard it Here First: Phrases that are commonly said wrong but not by Nikki, Andrew has a theory about why men do stupid things on dates and no one cares about stinky celebrities. In the Top 1 Bottom 1, they talk about candy and in the Final Thought Nikki talks about a prank her friend David Spade played on a private jet! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/17/20211 hour, 22 minutes, 16 seconds
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#84 Little Horse & The Shower Tooth Tiger

Between you and Nikki, going on IG live with besties was more fun than watching Mr. Corman. Andrew and Nikki discuss the reality of hooking up with a guy who has ED as opposed to how the show portrays it. You Heard it Here First: it's easy to spot a narcissist politician, kids and sleepovers and a coach who wants to make history in the NBA for her skills. Fanthrax takes an interesting turn and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew wrap the show with some ASMR. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/13/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 34 seconds
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#83 A Clenched Fist w/ Tom Scharpling

Between you and Nikki emotions are out of order and so was the taping of the show. Nikki and Andrew welcome Tom Scharpling who's life is currenly in a new book called: It Never Ends: A Memoir with Nice Memories! You Heard it Here First, tattoos on kids, the problem with having a large penis and Nikki has a theory about why Machine Gun Kelly shaved his head. In the Blankest Thing You've Ever done, Tom shares a humiliating story about talking to Patti Smith. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Andrew revisit the argument they had that was not mentioned earlier in this description and get to a good place. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/12/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 39 seconds
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#82 Sick of This Aunt

Between you and Nikki, there is a need to discuss the season finale of the Bachelorette. Andrew shares his take on it too and they both reveal some secrets of reality TV shows. You Heard it Here First, more of the Bachelorette, deal breakers that are obvious and Keith Urban is right not to care about Nicole Kidman's sex scenes. Nikki's Reddit Dump includes odd jobs and odd heels. And in the Final Thought, why bullies are out of style! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/11/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 30 seconds
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#81 It's Been A While...

Between you and Nikki, everyone has a dating history and it's ok to see it on social media. Nikki lets Andrew in on the chain she has going with her closest girlfriends and their latest inside joke. You Heard it Here First, Andrew crushes the headlines with his personal story that is out of this world. They cover their Top1 Bottom1 "touches" and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew share their last words. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/10/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 55 seconds
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#80 You're Slipping Slim

Between you and Nikki, take your meds and try to get your angry friends to talk. Andrew helped Nikki make a birthday call to her dad EJ and he got to hear the infamous horizontal tooth story. In the news, profane parrots, how to maybe avoid prostate cancer, Andrew meets a layered man and a cat steals an MLB game. Listeners send Fanthrax from around the world and in the Final Thought, Andrew leaves us with a strange cliff hanger. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/6/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 7 seconds
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#79 A Kangaroo Stampede of Emotions

Between you and Nikki it is not fun struggling with the idea that you are a 'stained person'. Andrew is dealing with missing his girlfriend by being giddy and cleaning the apartment. You Heard it Here First, it sucks to have anger issues, kangaroos can be ice breakers, breadcrumbing that is not on Andrew's mattress and the greatest women supporting each other! To celebrate a newly created subreddit for Couhl, Nikki and Andrew present a Collection of Couhls. In the Final Thought, they empathize with an attention seeking method. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/5/20211 hour, 28 minutes, 20 seconds
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#78 Stay Flat Safe

Between you and Nikki, she is wondering how Andrew doesn't have a prep bag and how he is able to enjoy looking at his own self. Andrew is care free when Nikki goes through her hair routine. You Heard It Here First, a very bad first date, bad FBI practices and forgiving the past. Nikki's reddit dump contains unintentional humor and a frustrated baby and in the Final Thought they talk about a recent proud moment. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/4/20211 hour, 11 minutes, 53 seconds
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#77 A Thousand Cut Offs

Between you and Nikki, San Antonio rubbed off on her. Andrew is filling his girlfriend's side of the bed with popcorn now that she's gone. Nikki reflects on her her depression and cleanliness go hand in hand. In the news, getting electrocuted, Orcas are the incels of the sea and A-Rod's thirst trap. Everyone felt guilty over naming their bottom 1 couple but felt good naming the top. And in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew talk about an elderly couple they saw at the airport. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/3/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 7 seconds
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#76 Fanthrax Only

Having to shift away from normal format to clear out some Fanthrax, Nikki, Andrew and Noa enjoy nothing more than hearing from Besties. Make sure you also share your comments! Link to our voicemail app is available on our Instagram @nikkiglaserpod bio or send us a voice memo or email to TheNikkiGlaserPodcast@gmail.com. Remember 5 sentences or less... we have a short attention span ;). Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/30/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 43 seconds
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#75 Let's Underthink It

Between you and Nikki, success all comes down to putting in the hours. Andrew says goodbye to his girlfriend but not before introducing her to his family. Nikki wants besties and Andrew to ask for what they want, especially when they are paying for goods and services. You Heard it Here First, hygiene habits, songs that help us connect and the anxiety guys have when they ghost girls. They play Esther Perel's new card game Where Should We Begin and share stories about what they make a big deal about. In the Final Thought Nikki reflects on competitiveness and achievement. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/29/20211 hour, 17 minutes, 9 seconds
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#74 Can't Quit You

Between you and Nikki this is the time to confront character defects. Andrew relieved his stress from shopping at Ikea by swinging some balls. Nikki had a life epiphany when she previewed HBO Max's FBoy Island for her girlfriends last night. You Heard it Here First, crock attack in Mexico, lonely sea turtles, reptiles in salads, unused gift cards and unlikely actors fulfilling their roles. In Nikki's Reddit Dump the consensus on tongues, stolen netflix hacks, rat emotions and a conversation about intuition takes them through the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/28/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 50 seconds
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#73 Old Copper Brand

Between you and Nikki, being able to surrender and let go of expectations can be a gift. Broadcasting from Tulum, Mexico, Nikki is amongst her best friends and last night Kerstin made her laugh harder than anyone. Andrew is wrapping his head around period sex and Nikki recommends a lube job. You heard it here first, women in sports need not be sexualized, Andrew shares an inside story, another unfortunate "ledgehead" and Ben and J-Lo are basic on a boat. In "Top 1,Bottom 1" they share stories about hotel experiences. In the Final Thought, Nikki reads cards from a couhl game she played with her girlfriends. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/27/20211 hour, 17 minutes, 19 seconds
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#72 My Spirit is Hot

Between you and Nikki, spending $500 at TJ Maxx for wardrobe is a fun challenge, she loves her little sis and when things go bad remember "it's FBoy Island". Andrew is moving his girlfriend to Chicago and yes he will play golf there. Nikki believes Andrew is a NBA, natural born athlete. You Heard it Here First, at least the little kids who got high off THC candies will have a good story, friends before relationship adds to the idea of no sex, Megan Fox is cool and the hurtful truth about the new Space Jam. Fanthrax gets a makeover and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew encourage listeners to take time for themselves and not to lie about it. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/23/20211 hour, 26 minutes, 16 seconds
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#71 Green Jello w/ Zach Sherwin

Between you and Nikki, she and her dog Luigi can't deal with a third party messing up their off leash energy. While Andrew left to a baseball game his girlfriend could have seen and heard too much in the apartment. Nikki welcomes her ex Zach Sherwin to the show and they have a lot of come to Jesus moments for the first time after a decade of not speaking with each other, including the song he wrote that broke them up. In the Final Thought, Nikki reminds people to throw some appreciation to vets...veterinarians that is, for the thankless job they do. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/22/20211 hour, 30 minutes, 20 seconds
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#70 DDB

Between you and Nikki she's gotta get a hold of her people pleasing. Nikki reflects on gossip, then she and Andrew discuss the Trump effect. After that Nikki looks into why she was upset when Andrew did something nice that caused a recycling mishap. You Heard it Here First, don't hire your rancher to be a hitman, the signs of sexual tension and maybe Ryan Reynolds was exaggerating, a little bit, little bit. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she does not reveal her own comments, a mature confession by a 13 year old, Jennifer Lawrence's nails it and Andrew's jaw drops when he sees a golf video. In the Final Thought, Nikki gives her two cents on her once friendship with J Law. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/21/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 39 seconds
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#69 There Was Be Blood

Between you and Nikki, there was dried hummus on the slip she wore to the Ted Lasso premiere and she tried to preserve her day old hairdo by wrapping it in a swimsuit. Andrew is "full of puff" and tries to get Nikki to compete with him about a body part she doesn't want to compare. You Heard if Here First, stuff that makes millennials think you are old, the oldest lobster lady and rich people in space. Their Top 1 Bottom 1 jobs has them reminiscing about times at work and in the Final Thought, Nikki encourages her friend to join a dating app and finds an interesting guy while swiping through it herself. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/20/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 20 seconds
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#68 SSDJ (A Make Up Podcast)

Between you and Nikki one of her favorite Schumer moments involves truth telling. Speaking of the truth, yes Nikki did help herself to some extras from set yesterday. Andrew played softball with Nikki's brother in law and guys who knew they were going to lose. Nikki and Andrew discuss a household issue. You Heard it Here First, do not go on a date with Jeffrey Dahmer, do take an ayahuasca retreat, and definitely come out on top like Marcus Rashford. Besties in the Fanthrax segment of the show share funny stories and in the Final Thought a super hot "Not Nikki". Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/16/20211 hour, 23 minutes, 34 seconds
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#67 The Midnight Hour

Between you and Nikki her day was spent among stars of screen and stage. Andrew had an eruption in the middle of the night. He might be suffering the "the real cheese". Nikki raises her trauma from the male orgasm and Andrew gives his two cents. You Heard if Here First: Nikki gives her take on the WOWO Bachelorette challenge, more sympathy for ledge heads and divorced parents who live near each other. They sample Esther Perel's new board game Where Do We Begin? and only understand half the prompts. Andrew is reminded of a time he got a bad eyebrow wax and they talk about hot selfies vs asking others to take a photo to post on Instagram. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/15/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 7 seconds
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#66 Chicken Salad Sandwich

Between you and Nikki she dares you lock eyes for 5 seconds with someone you are attracted to. Andrew had sleep issues at his girlfriends house and Nikki thinks it's a lot more than being hungry. You Heard if Here First: Nikki kind of believes in healing crystals, The FBoy Island trailer is out and they reflect on their time in the Cayman Island on set and Jason Sudeikas drops a deep quote on heartache. Nikki's Reddit Dump has some of her favorites saves from the week and the Final Thought gets a little dark. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/14/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 21 seconds
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#65 Did Jason Call Yet?

Between you and Nikki her first theater show was full of swells and stories. While Nikki is energized, Andrew admits he was a "zombo" after a long weekend. Nikki faces a conundrum over her hotel balcony. You Heard it Here First! Don't be a ledge head, tell your parents to stop double clicking and sometimes gifts for kids are what adults want. In Top1 Bottom1, they share stories about injuries and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew talk about another "Old Renegade" moment from the weekend. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/13/20211 hour, 35 minutes, 6 seconds
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#64 Always In Process

Between you and Nikki, she is in a mood and advocating for her local Starbucks employees. Andrew slept like candy because he got to hit a couple of balls last night. They dig into Nikki's mood and find out it's the looming pressure of a tour and finalizing a set. You Heard it Here First, teachers have other lives, it sucks to die on a rollercoaster, how to keep your feet on a plane and Andrew's sports moment involves a regular Joe. They go through some fun "Fanthrax" and close out the show talking about accidents that people try to play off as cool. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/9/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 29 seconds
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#63 Find A Mary Lynn w/ Mary Lynn Rajskub

Between You and Nikki, you can learn a lot even from a third of a good book about saying no and keeping your integrity when it comes to dating. Andrew stayed up all night because he had caffeine before a pilates class. Mary Lynn Rajskub joins, watch her special on Vimeo: Mary Lynn Rajskub: Live From The Pandemic and the action packed alien invasion film that she stars in: The Tomorrow War on Amazon Prime. Mary Lynn is so open about her life, career and dating. In the news, they give their take on the largest horse in the world, mistakes with money and comfortable "teddies". Burning Questions for Bob with Mary Lynn, has Mary Lynn's non urgent urgent message, coming to terms with splurges and in the Final Thought Andrew's question about aliens leads to a conversation about God. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/8/20211 hour, 35 minutes, 48 seconds
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#62 Hey, Partner

Between you and Nikki, she wants Besties to know this show is inclusive, she cried at the vet and maybe the kind of pain she enjoys could be found in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Andrew is learning about how to go to bed with his partner and good phone habits. Before the news, Nikki, Andrew and Producer Noa don't see eye to eye on orgasms. Besties are encouraged to chime in. In the news, they comment on word pollution, vanity plates, animals that run a train and a masseuse swap. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump which leads to jaw dropping stories from celebrities about other celebrities. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/7/20211 hour, 25 minutes, 30 seconds
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#61 My Captain, By Captain

Between you and Nikki having a dependent dog on Independence Day was very stressful. Nikki and Andrew's girlfriend watched Sex/Life and Andrew is still hanging on to a shot seen in episode 3. They open up about introducing friends to partners and Nikki locks in to Andrew's girlfriend's feet and learns about a dating hack. In the news, techniques of gaslighting, what a guy's face says about his sex habits and no shame in taking out implants. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they go around the horn talking about movies that changed their lives. And in the final thought they conclude that hard work pays off. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/6/20211 hour, 24 minutes, 26 seconds
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#60 Skull and Bones, A Hand, Two Blank Faces and Another Hand

Nikki addressed the cliffhanger from yesterday's show. Andrew is way more relaxed than yesterday and touches upon his retirement lifestyle. Nikki talks about Andrew's strange behavior in her room while she was avoiding the Task Rabbit, In the headlines: thongs, words we can't pronounce about sleep deprivation, kids over a billion dollars and Andrew could have been the Tour De France sign lady. Listener mail is dubbed a new name and in the Final Thought, they ponder does being in expert at something mean you aren't working hard enough? Hmmm. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/2/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 7 seconds
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#59 Warty Tissue

Between you and Nikki a handwritten letter means so much. Andrew is visibly stressed after getting into a fight with "a computer behind a computer". Nikki explains her take on hooking up and how to avoid "dick heartbreak", Andrew just doesn't get it. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew approve of therapy, stuffing your bra at Hooters and they care about Selma Hayek's aching breasts. The segment for today is Explain This, where Nikki and Andrew give listeners a peak into their private quarters. In the Final Thought they talk about personal surgery and Andrew's scary cyst. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/1/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 8 seconds
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#58 A 6 '4 Assistant

Between you and Nikki, your time is valuable! She also lets besties in a on a secret purchase before anyone else. Andrew is supportive of Nikki's new collector item and is learning a lot from his new zen book. They figure out the qualities of someone who would be good to assist Nikki and You Heard it Here First: the behavior of exe's and how to forgive using Nikki's real life experience. In the Reddit Dump, Nikki reads some of her favorite posts and ultimately in the Final Thought they discuss how not to lie to kids and how to deal with teeth straightening. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/30/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 53 seconds
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#57 Haute Couture Egg

Between You and Nikki she is not at all bummed about forgetting her make up bag on her last flight. Andrew slept well after adding "girlfriend" to his vernacular. Nikki aims to make decisions based off what makes her feel good including buying flowers for herself. You Heard It Here First: Nikki could work at Medieval Times, nothing is really original and stars always go first. The Top1 Bottom1 has them talking about fashion trends. And in the Final Thought Nikki encourages besties to not do the obvious thing. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/29/20211 hour, 30 minutes, 35 seconds
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#56 Taking For Granite

Nikki is grateful to have a level headed friend like Whitney Cummings available to drop some wise words. Andrew is living it up in NYC spending time with a good friend and feeling anxious about Meek Mill's jewelry. Nikki shares a story about going to a place called The Rabbit Hole last night and enjoying getting out of her comfort zone. She's so comfortable that she shares a line of her poetry, Andrew writes one too. You heard it here first, they show their support for Britney Spears, Nikki admits to being a percentage of workaholics and Andrew's sports moment turns into a discussion about hot athletes. The Listener Mail segment is not poppy and in the Final Thought they send mixed messages to each other. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/25/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 46 seconds
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#55 The New Usher w/ Pete Lee

Between You and Nikki, she is dropping a lot of "fashion eggs" with Producer Noa about the event she was having mixed feelings about yesterday. Andrew slept great after his brush with legend Rihanna in the lobby of the Bowery Hotel. Pete Lee joins them and talks about his upcoming Showtime Special: Tall, Dark and Pleasant which comes out on July 9th. Nikki and Pete bond over a similar situation they are going through and what it takes to deal with it. In the news we learn what Andrew would do with someone else's billion dollars, what an upside down pineapple indicates, about Norwegian sex positions and Pete Lee's world records. They play "The Blankest Thing I've Ever Done" and in the Final Thought they talk about bits on autopilot. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/24/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 5 seconds
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#54 It's A Great Day!

Between you and Nikki, she didn't sleep well last night because she was watching too many clips of unrequited love. Andrew also had a rough night after playing too much virtual reality games. Nikki talks about seeing herself in VR sex, they discuss specific pop ups and Andrew drops a bomb about crushing news he received. Nikki is having all sorts of feelings about something she has coming up later today and Andrew helps her get her anger out with his headlines in You Heard It Here First. Nikki shares her latest Redddit Dump and in the Final Thought they discuss some stupid things done for horniness. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/23/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 45 seconds
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#53 Poppying Out Hard

Between you and Nikki, sometimes comedians bring their "A stuff" or new material to the stage. Andrew is the only man in Greenwich CT who is sleeping on an air mattress and gets a special wake up call from his nephew. Nikki would love to get her neck hugged, partied with her parents and told a Clueless actor that she loves him this weekend. They coin a new phrase and in the news they cover stories that involve sex on a mountain top, creepy bar customers and Dave Chappelle singing with the Foo Fighters. Top1 Bottom1 of paternal communications and in the Final Thought they discuss how one of Nikki's special friends stands the test of time. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/22/20211 hour, 30 minutes, 40 seconds
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#52 Side of the Story

Between you and Nikki, she's on her way to deserving nice things. Andrew is not too lazy to repeat his story about lazy side sex that is an all too familiar tale for Nikki who highlighted it back in 2013. Things keep coming back around on this magical episode that no one planned for. In between these moments Nikki and Andrew discuss public lewdness, formatting texts to guys and how the Stock Market "reads the vibe". Lots of gems in the Listener Mail and in the Final Thought Nikki is skeptical about Andrew's dad's fear of flying.Catch Nikki on Real Time with Bill Maher, Friday 6/18 and got to nikkiglaser.com/tour to find Nikki's tour dates to see her and Andrew on the road! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/18/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 44 seconds
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#51 Sleepy Terrorist

Between you and Nikki she is back in Los Angeles and finding hacks for a creeping bad mood. Andrew appears to have had a rough night so Nikki picks him up by remind him about the preponderance of being a co-host on this show. You Heard it Here First! Make up has all sorts of chemicals, they all reveal what songs keep them up at night and a hot public display of affection definitely has Nikki caring. In the Collection of Co'uhls, Besties come thru with some hilarious submissions and Nikki reveals the ultimate co'uhl kryptonite. For the Final Thought they reminisce on meeting Liev Schreiber in the street and that possibly being the worst day of his life. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/17/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 58 seconds
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#50 Always Set You Up

Between you and Nikki, she chooses to ignore some of her calendar alerts. We learn that posture and pain can affect how you sleep, what posture Nikki might enjoy while getting a foot rub and how to set up a friend for success while dining with a famous broadcaster. Dating and relationship stories fill the headlines and Andrew finally gets Nikki to not care about his story in the Why Do I Care segment. Nikki's Reddit Dump is full of gems and in the Final Thought Andrew gets an answer about how to get Nikki to go hiking. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/16/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 9 seconds
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#49 Smoking Jacket

Between you and Nikki, she is loving St. Louis and her budding friendship with Joe Buck. Andrew is giddy over his upcoming golf tournament with Joe Buck as well. They discuss their wild St. Louis night and in the news we learn that Nikki's dream is to "get inside a whale", about death by envelope, what is stuck fetish, why it's a good idea to reset your phone before getting it repaired and that Nikki cares about a high profile getting back with an ex story. Today, Nikki shares a new segment called Slice of Life and plays a secret recording of herself. The Final Thought reveals what Andrew talks about to himself in the shower. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/15/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 40 seconds
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#48 Got Some Schlopy and Special Announcements!

The day has finally come and Nikki can let Besties in on what she was working on in the Cayman Islands. With today's announcements of JFL Cancun and FBoy Island, Nikki talks about what it was like receiving the news. Nikki and Andrew tell stories from the Cardinals game they went to last night. You Heard it Hear First, Nikki shares her perspective on plastic surgery, Andrew thinks the opposite about ex's and more stories from the game after Joey Votto talks smack about St. Louis. In Listener Mail, they help a listener come up with a word, talk about lyrics and approve of a co'uhl. And Nikki encourages Andrew to call her out on stuff in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/11/20211 hour, 22 minutes
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#47 Inside A Moped w/ Bob Saget

Between you and Nikki, Besties are the best and an encounter that surprised Nikki when she was trying to be discreet. Andrew comes in hot, literally after getting some heat on IG. Bob Saget comes by the show and there is no shortage of "machine gun" jokes. They tell stories from the comedy scene, discuss jokes that stand the test of time, relationships, immortality and moulding their private parts. Nikki introduces a new segment called Burning Questions For Bob, where she, Andrew and Producer Noa compete to ask Bob their best question. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/10/20211 hour, 27 minutes, 50 seconds
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#46 This Isn't Gonna Be All Make Up

Between you and Nikki she wants to get down to the bottom of Andrew's new drink obsession. They talk about projections....the one they had in school. Andrew's headlines spur conversations about canceling people, a wild trip to Alaska and relationships that don't work. Nikki unloads her Reddit Dump and in the Final Thought Andrew explains how men handle their junk. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/9/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 6 seconds
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#45 Full of Friendship

Between you and Nikki she is so over being jealous and gives Producer Noa some coping mechanisms for loss. Andrew is giddy after using hardwood floors for something people typically do on a bed. He and Nikki had a great weekend of friendship and Nikki finally wrote a song after watching a TED Talk. Andrew reports the news about dancing cave people, men who have an excuse to be vulnerable and a spoiler for the new season of The Bachelorette. Top 1 Bottom 1 gets Nikki to share her most personal thoughts and in the Final Thought they talk about a tickled elbow. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/8/20211 hour, 28 minutes, 17 seconds
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#44 Four Corners of The Room

Between you and Nikki she loves Sam Harris' take on expanding your consciousness, she loves that her sister's students don't have to take end of year tests and Conan's interview with Bill Burr. Andrew slept great on clean sheets that aren't in his room and is apprehensive about a surprise challenge Nikki makes. You Heard it Here First - stuff in cash vaults, a new way of sitting on a plane, David Spade hosting Batchelor in Paradise and Naomi Osaka pulling out of the French Open. Listener mail brings all the swells as usual and a lyric dump in the Final Thought! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/4/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 13 seconds
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#43 Shoot That Hoop

Between you and Nikki she gives the play by play of last night's festivities. Andrew was psyched that Nikki picked a restaurant for her birthday that had basketball hoops. Lots of eyebrow raising questions come up in the You Heard It Here First news segment. Nikki and Andrew are able to Finish Each Other's Sentences accurately and in Nikki's Final thought she confirms her love languages. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/3/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 16 seconds
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#42 Be Light About It

It's Nikki's birthday show and between you and her - she is looking forward to it and mainly loves today because she will get to go first. Andrew serenades Nikki with a birthday song and gets her the right kinda gift. They both warm up for karaoke later with some Machine Gun Kelly. You Heard It Here First - there are lots of celebrity roommates, swimming against the tide, bugs that buzz around and Nikki does care about Anna Faris' marriage advice. Lots of quickies in the Reddit Dump and Nikki goes easy on herself and tells Besties her birthday wishes in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/2/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 6 seconds
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#41 Cliff Glaser!

Nikki is interlacing stories from her iHeart Radio Awards experience through the episode. The outfits her stylists gave her for the awards show and one she wore to lunch with David Spade, running jokes with Joel McHale, arriving with Gleb Savchenko and bonding with Nelly. Andrew talks about having a full suburban day. In the headlines he let's Nikki know what people are doing on the job, what people should not be doing on TikTok and they talk about the "Rachel". The Top 1 Bottom 1 segment has stories about being in cars and Nikki leaves the Final Thought with a to be continued... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/1/20211 hour, 17 minutes, 30 seconds
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#40 Ten Percent Popcorn

Between you and Nikki, she knows Andrew is a best friend because they can share shoes. Andrew slept alone in the apartment last night as Nikki headed out to LA and sat next to a familiar friend, Joe Buck! You Heard it Here First, Nikki knows about a David Spade DM, Celeb gossip IG Deux Mois, the return of The Celebrity Dating Game and Nikki's mom joins in to hear Andrew's Weekly Sports Moment. They go through Listener Mail and in the Final Thought they talk about stand up vs. story telling. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/28/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 7 seconds
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#39 Press The Right Button w/ Dr. Emily Morse

Between You and Nikki today's pod covers some great topics about sexuality. She and Andrew dig deep into his love for, of all people, Hugh Grant. In the news they cover a sex toy study, misophonia and ultimatums. They connect with the expert on sex and host of Sex w/ Emily, Dr. Emily Morse in the Deep Dive segment to learn more about masturbation, solo or with a partner. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Andrew share something that they've been wondering about relationships. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/27/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 34 seconds
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#38 My Meds Were Peaking, Please

Nikki wonders if she needs more than a "jalopy and a half" to drive around town. Andrew did not take the hint that Nikki was sad last night over a relationship. She explains an overrated joke and even gets her dad EJ in on it. Andrew's You Heard it Here First inspires conversations about finances, favorite kid viral videos and hoodies with "dick" room. Nikki's Reddit Dump features a creepy crawler video and Kanye's joke. And in the Final Thought Nikki reads a DM from a listener who saw Andrew drop sushi at Whole Foods and Andrew reveals how he was once ahead of his time and also too little too late. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/26/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 5 seconds
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#37 It's A "Dealership"

First weekend back in St. Louis and between you and Nikki she is feeling friendless. She and Andrew highlight the co'uhls of Eat, Pray, Love and talk about their experience at a local dealership. You Heard it Here First; how to end a conversation without lying, HS yearbook edits that no one asked for and A-Rod's new make up line. It's a Top1Bottom1 teacher's edition that makes Producer Noa hum and Nikki reflect on her emotions on 9/11 in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/25/20211 hour, 19 minutes, 55 seconds
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#36 Drop It, Airplane Mode (A Make Up Podcast)

Between You & Nikki, she got the message regarding her tone, which turned out to be the stress she felt having to perform in front of a major name in comedy. Both Nikki and Andrew slept great because they made up in the car. Andrew reports about apps that drain your phone battery, a brave 11 year old and Tim Tebow in You Heard It Here First. They sort through bestie messages in Listener Mail and in the Final Thought, they discuss Nikki's latest date. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/21/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
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#35 Get That Condition

Between You and Nikki she had a great dinner with her former Dancing With The Stars partner Gleb Savchenko and practiced honesty. Since honesty is the name of the game, Nikki and Andrew discuss being it stage and broaching taboo subjects. You Heard It Here First; falling asleep in an autonomous car, sabotaging opportunities and clickbait headlines. A tension inducing Finish My Sentence and in the Final Thought Nikki tells Andrew he hasn't been taking her subtle hints and Andrew tells Nikki about his fear for today. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/20/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 22 seconds
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#34 Pukas in The Back

It's the morning after Nikki's hosting gig at the MTV Movie & TV Awards: Unscripted and Between You and Nikki she's got to clear up the Snooki thing! Andrew talks about why he's been sleeping so much and they introduce what animal they are. You Heard it Here First features passive aggressive notes and Nikki cares about the headlines that feature her! She shares a how-to in the Reddit Dump and they reveal their favorite animals in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/19/20211 hour, 1 minute, 44 seconds
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#33 Hey Babe

Between you and Nikki, she is very much aware of her character defect and what energy she brings on stage. Andrew and Nikki had adventures of their own last night. The headlines remind Nikki of her first word and her dad corroborates her story. Also, scientists working on the potential to breath from your rectum, cheating and funny auditions. In Top1Bottom1 they each recall a personal moment in sports and Nikki talks about a joke she told on To Tell The Truth in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/18/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 23 seconds
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#32 So Indire

Between you and Nikki her effort to get spray tanned for The Tonight Show and Movie & TV Awards Unscripted could be the plot of an action movie. Andrew welcomes new listeners with a tip about the head and the hand and Nikki welcomes them with an intimate story that makes her think of Christmas. You literally Heard it Here First - Andrew recalls a repressed memory from childhood and discusses it for the first time, they sort through hilarious listener mail and Nikki gives the behinds the scenes of her wardrobe malfunction in front of Jimmy Fallon! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/14/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 33 seconds
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#31 Fashion Egg

Nikki explains that it's not all glitz and glamour in Hollywood, and once again she finds that she could have used some initiative from others. Nikki and Andrew are all jokes and swells after having a "Mount Vesuvius" of fights last night and they swipe through Nikki's dating app. Andrew brings lots of "co'uhl" headlines and Nikki absolutely cares about Taylor Swift throwing it back to her 1989 era. They go through a treasure trove of Collections of Co'uhls and discuss vulnerable men in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/13/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 25 seconds
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#30 Opposite of Natural

Between you and Nikki it's hard to tell the difference between boundaries and expectations. Andrew slept just fine but he's limping after a HIIT class that Nikki will never go to. You Heard it Here First, Nikki and Andrew discuss divorce and getting back with an ex. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump that leads to a Final Thought about allowing each other to breathe and "letting it in". Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/12/20211 hour, 1 minute, 6 seconds
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#29 Smells Like Summer Camp

Between you and Nikki she understands the good kind of pain. Andrew points out that they are taping in a 1930's Spanish villa in Los Angeles but Nikki is reminded of a cabin. Nikki performed at the Round while Andrew charmed Anthony Jeselnik with deep cuts from Tulane. You Heard it Here First, an inappropriate teacher, men looking forward to not connecting with women and fake reviews. In Top1Bottom1 they each bring personal stories about concert experiences.Follow us on Instagram @NikkiGlaserPod, go the link in our bio to leave us a voice message that Andrew will probably start listening to before you finish recording because he is so eager and it makes him emotional. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/11/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 11 seconds
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#28 Start in Cincinnati and End in Cincinnati

Between You and Nikki, she is balancing the right amount of care about her work. In How'd You Sleep? Andrew confesses that he cared very much about the new listener voicemails and sobbed before bed, Nikki also reminds him of how he randomly cut her dad off in the middle of a story that for once was not about his famous daughter. You Heard it Hear first - Nikki and Andrew put their own spin on a new dating term, an artist's rendering of Andrew's ehhhm "thumb", a one night stand that turned to marriage and Andrew's Weekly Sport's moment is a to be continued... They listen to some great voicemails and in the Final Thought, dating app blahs and a sick mirror story. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/7/20211 hour, 1 minute, 50 seconds
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#27 Control Y

Between you and Nikki she is psyched to go on tour this summer. Andrew comes in singing and very quickly he and Nikki look more into his "asterisk". You Heard it Here First! A good amount of friends, keyboard shortcuts and the best way to hold Nikki. They Finish Each other's sentences and Andrew shares his joy of being in a relationship in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/6/202159 minutes, 1 second
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#26 The Stern Connection

Nikki is feeling lucky to have met her radio hero and been part of his show. It always feels great when your 90's crush tells you about it too! Andrew moves at a different pace than Nikki and that's ok. You Heard it Here First there's a new kind of therapy that is making a lot of sense, private parts aren't really shrinking, kinda and Nikki definitely cares about Ben Affleck. The Silver Springs breakdown in a new segment called OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? Which leads into a satisfying Final Thought! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/5/202158 minutes, 11 seconds
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#25 Tongue In Cheeks

Between you and Nikki she is figuring out how to find her voice in music and wonders if being chill when everything goes wrong plays into being controlling. Andrew wonders if Nikki dreamt of having fans waiting for her at the airport and they dissect Bob Dylan's style. In the news; Kissing to break a spell, skepticism over algorithms, speculation on the return of "Bennifer" and Billie Eilish's new look. Nikki saves her Reddits to dump and a Final Thought on misspellings on heartfelt notes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/4/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 53 seconds
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#24 A Big Component Of...

Between you and Nikki she is trying to be more organized and to remember to follow through with it. Andrew shares some of the upgrades to his morning routine. Nikki encourages him to give back to the universe for the man who syphoned his gas in the past and also gets into the spectrum of her spray tan. They dissect unending orgasms, T-Pain's DM issue and popular baby names in the news. They talk about getting outside of the box and have a come to Jesus moment in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/30/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 6 seconds
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#23 MIC THE MEN!

Nikki opens up about doing her best to stop exaggerating and to keep calm and text later! Andrew is giddy about the Task Rabbit putting together furniture, upskirts and Nikki's latest dirty subscription. You Heard it Here First stories include a ride from hell, reliving past relationships and a sexy shave. Nikki addresses some feedback and Andrew explains his new fire safety tool in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/29/202155 minutes, 40 seconds
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#22 Sad Songs Written By Babies

Between you & Nikki, she's steadfast in her beliefs that talking into the ether helps heartache. As they ramp up to the Top1/Bottom1 Sad Song segment Andrew encourages Nikki to do her best singer impersonations in a warm aquarium. In the headlines they cover the rating decline for award shows, Andrew sharing a toilet with Obama, Reality TV is not fake, why birds exist, pride for men who come out as bi and Gen Z realizing there are hidden messages in children's movies. After discussing sad songs Nikki talks about her funeral playlist. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/28/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 55 seconds
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#21 Verbal Journal

There are so many golden nuggets to find in today's episode, between you and Nikki shaved heads are cool especially on UFC's Thug Rose. Andrew had some fun on a lime scooter with his chick and Nikki wishes there was an app that could have "the talk" for her in relationships. You Heard it Here First, OM is intriguing, start your day off with 5 steps to attain more swells and a hell gig recap of the Oscars. The listeners come thru with some incredible notes and Nikki admits dismissing a morning routine that will surprise you! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/27/20211 hour, 2 minutes
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#20 Climate Change Your Tone

Nikki starts the show chatting with producer Noa about birthdays and good gestures. Andrew is back in the apartment in St. Louis emptying his "5 days of stock" and Nikki slept just fine after an Earth Day movie night. The news inspires stories about painful liquids, dementia prevention, pushing past discomfort, 420 and Andrew makes the best joke that Nikki has ever heard. They find a good quote from Albert Einstein and wrap it all up with appreciation for curiosity. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/23/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 22 seconds
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#19 Barracudas on Molly

Well, "You Heard it Here First" this is a 2 part podcast, you'll find out who stayed in the Cayman Islands and who is broadcasting from Gate D. Nikki and Andrew talk about coke, the truth behind a yogurt shop, decriminalized prostitution and fish's feelings. On Nikki's Reddit Dump they find nostalgia, the first mention of periods, the best guy on the news and Andrew talks about RectiCare in front of a family. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/22/202153 minutes, 10 seconds
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#18 Forty One Phoneless

Nikki sees her friend Andrew in distress as his most precious possession is cracked and broken. Yes, his phone has sadly passed and he describes the hardship of getting on Instagram without it. Nikki has her own "old renegade" encounter and You Heard it Here First; Horoscopes are kind of right, the T-Rex count is low, climate change is happening and no, Nikki doesn't care about diets. They Finish Each other's sentences and get a little dark in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/21/202153 minutes, 18 seconds
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#17 Old Renegade

Between you and Nikki, she is loving the "Cayman Way" and doesn't really want to leave even if there's broken glass poolside. It's Andrew's birthday morning after a fancy dinner where a kid threw him for a loop. They cover jackpot winners, lap dances and bikinis and Taylor Swift's record breaking achievement. They read some great listener mail and explore why it's never good to be the girl a guy is "talking to". Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/20/202159 minutes, 10 seconds
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#16 Talking Skeletons

Between you and Nikki, she really doesn't want the job of being a marketing guru for herself. She wakes Andrew up with her "emotional smell" and in the news he shares an uplifting story about a man who fixed his life up with falcons. They discuss cheating revenge and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment they cover UFC trash talking on social media. They go through some listener mail about a topic that makes Andrew buzz, laughter and share sentiment for someone going through financial difficulty.Send us an email: TheNikkiGlaserPodcast@gmail.com to be part of the show! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/16/20211 hour, 1 minute, 48 seconds
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#15 Making A Wishbone

Between You and Nikki she has been doing research on crying and so far she's made progress in finding another embarrassing book title to add to her collection. Andrew is a little crusty from sleeping in late while Nikki enjoyed Howard Stern's interview with John Stamos. Before he gets to the news, Andrew shares a story that will explain the title of this episode and won't make his mom proud. Nikki goes on a Reddit Dump and they close out the show sharing too much about personal passwords and their confusion over glass doors. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/15/202159 minutes, 24 seconds
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#14 Sugah, Bonah

Between you and Nikki it's a little tough to be sexy without being judged and relationship books with odd titles actually work. At last night's wrap party Andrew saw Nikki as a "fun little blonde", they both talk about having fun without drinking and Andrew has a full on transformation when he delivers the news that stops Nikki in her tracks. They also have a swell time digging into the Collection of Co'uhls. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/14/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 12 seconds
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#13 Duck Heads

Nikki is facing an ending for a project in a way she hasn't experienced yet. She is appreciative of Andrew's ideas to help her role play a drill sergeant. Andrew stays up late which might explain why gets confused about duck anatomy in the You Heard It Here First segment. Nikki loves what William Shatner said on his 90th birthday but doesn't care about Grimes' new tattoo. They Finish Each Other's sentence without opening up Pandora's box and in the Final Thought Andrew regrets having confidence about ducks and they all... Steve Irlose. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/13/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 14 seconds
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#12 The Butt I Was Dealt

The Nikki Glaser Pod crew want listeners to have all the swells so between you and Nikki, resentment sucks. Andrew finally sleeps in the perfect temperature, Nikki comes up with a pitch for Shark Tank while a shark appears in the distance, they urge women to let go... of flatulence and cover a range of topics in the news. They read off some listener submitted Grossest Thing You've Ever done stories and round it all off with a Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/9/202157 minutes, 6 seconds
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#11 Yeah, Dad Ya Clown!

Nikki feels her emotions stirring as she anticipates an end. Good thing Andrew has a headline in the segment You Heard It Here First about emoting through music. She blows off steam with Korn lyrics while Andrew is coming off the high of finally getting "verified". Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/8/202153 minutes, 13 seconds
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#10 Conan Day

Today's podcast is recorded before and after Nikki's appearance on Conan. Although the gang has some recording issues nothing can get them down on Conan Day. It's a warts and all kind of show and you know how Nikki feels about warts! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/7/202159 minutes, 40 seconds
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#9 Five Sentences or Less

Nikki seldom enjoys seeing herself on stuff she is on but loved learning about her friends and herself on the new documentary Hysterical. She and Andrew can't help but sing to each other before discussing the evils of money, psychopaths and Hollywood in You Heard it Here First. They have a swell time reading listener mail and Andrew's final thought is horny.Write in to the show at TheNikkiGlaserPodcast@gmail.com - 5 sentences or less! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/6/202158 minutes, 32 seconds
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#8 Fever Dream

Nikki addresses her IG stories that involve her legs and how a self tanner is giving her "bi" vibes. Andrew has some popping headlines and his weekly segment about sports. They discuss how to combat the voice in your head in Mental Health Moment and round out the show acknowledging that today's recording proves that they all work on themselves. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/2/202158 minutes
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#7 Our Best Friends

Between You and Nikki, she's in a pretty good mood. She talks about some perfume sampling, working through some resentments that you could probably relate to. Andrew delivers some headlines about alternate reality, tongue stretching and divorce before they introduce the segment Collection of Co'uhls. Big announcement in the Final Thought- Listener names! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/1/202159 minutes, 3 seconds
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#6 Lost In A Binge

Nikki talks truth about fillers, wonders about Andrew's odd behavior around a pizza last night, they cover some sex stories in the news, "Finish Each Other's Sentences" and don't get into a fight in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/31/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 4 seconds
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#5 Swells!

Everyone's grateful to start the week but Nikki isn't sure why Andrew has been chewing on his hands. They talk about smells in life and in the news, hooking up with people pretending to be animals, Andrew's ideal boyfriend for Nikki and they also introduce a new segment called Yesterday I Learned. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/30/20211 hour, 1 minute, 50 seconds
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#4 Inside Jokes

Nikki explains how much she loves that she technically got to joke with Will Ferrell. Andrew talks about a sting out in his nether region, they cover a sexy kiss in the headlines, introduce a new segment called The "Blankest" Thing I Ever Did and explain why movies need to try harder in the final thought.Share your grossest moment with the show by emailing TheNikkiGlaserPodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/26/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 35 seconds
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#3 Early Forty

Between you and Nikki, find out what happened after the recording session yesterday. Nikki and Andrew discuss a unique angle this podcast takes, sex stats and latest headlines, Nikki slides into a Bachelor's DMs and in the Final Thought the gals help Andrew figure out his insecurity.We want to help you with your "textual or sexual" DMs! E-mail us: TheNikkiGlaserPodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/25/202159 minutes, 35 seconds
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#2 Everything But The Peas

Nikki's set time gets the crew up early for recording. Between you and Nikki, she'll tell you the weird thing she does on stage that only one other comedian does, Andrew reads the headlines and gives the backstory of his shirt and Nikki shares a favorite Game Changer!Write to the show and tell us your Game Changer: TheNikkiGlaserPodcast@gmail.com! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/24/202155 minutes, 19 seconds
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#1 On Location!

This is it! Nikki is on location on a tropical island and introducing you to her brand new show. Enjoy the first episode and get to know the cast, some perspectives on headlines and top 2 bottom 2 gifts they've received. Lastly, enjoy a sincere note from Nikki in her final thought!Email us @ TheNikkiGlaserPodcast@gmail.com and be part of the show! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/23/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 54 seconds
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Introducing: The Nikki Glaser Podcast

The Nikki Glaser Podcast is your daily companion and BFF that is real, fast-paced, and peppered with Nikki’s sense of humor and honesty to keep you sane, well-informed and laughing through life.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/12/20213 minutes, 4 seconds