Follow Andy on Instagram @AndyWoodhull, Alex on Instgram @alexstone11, and Tommy on Instagram @TommyJohnagin. Also check out the PATREON here!

Friend of the show (?) Ryan Singer joins the guys for an excellent episode of The Backyard Hang!

It's Andy's birthday today, and as a gift we got him some technical issues!

Our national crisis is over - the BYH has returned!

Follow Andy on Instagram @AndyWoodhull, Alex on Instgram @alexstone11, and Tommy on Instagram @TommyJohnagin. Also check out the PATREON here!

Beetter late than never!

New episode will drop WEDNESDAY (a day late) - sorry for the inconvenience!

Alex debuts a new look - do the glasses make the man?

The guys recap their holidays, Andy gets got, and Tommy is a "guy who tried to crash an airplane while high on mushrooms" sympathizer.

A message from the guys - have a great holiday week, and message Tommy if you need a turkey this Thanksgiving!   Follow Andy on Instagram @AndyWoodhull, Alex on Instgram @alexstone11, and Tommy on Instagram @TommyJohnagin. Also check out the PATREON here!

Watch Tommy's upcoming Christmas movie "THE CHRISTMAS SHIFT" coming out on Roku November 17th!   Follow Andy on Instagram @AndyWoodhull, Alex on Instgram @alexstone11, and Tommy on Instagram @TommyJohnagin. Also check out the PATREON here!

Some top stories, some messages/comments from Backyard Hang listeners, a bachelor party recap!

The gang is back in full force!  Follow Andy on Instagram @AndyWoodhull, Alex on Instgram @alexstone11, and Tommy on Instagram @TommyJohnagin. Also check out the PATREON here!

Tommy and Andy are dead this week, but they'll return soon!

Not only will you buzz with laughter (unless you were on a flight in Mexico filled with mosquitos) - but also enjoy the new theme song! We don't even have one!

Follow Andy on Instagram @AndyWoodhull, Alex on Instgram @alexstone11, and Tommy on Instagram @TommyJohnagin. Also check out the PATREON here!

Tommy is cancelled because of his past Cinnamon Toast Crunch comments, and friend of the show Jason Hellerman drops by the pod for ANOTHER awesome episode! If you enjoyed this conversation, then become a Patron and enjoy his previous appearance!

Andy insulted his neighbor, Alex would like to be famous in another country, and Tommy has some specific demands if you'd like to have sex with his dad.

New segments dropping! Also: is it OK to embellish bits?   Follow Andy on Instagram @AndyWoodhull, Alex on Instgram @alexstone11, and Tommy on Instagram @TommyJohnagin. Also check out the PATREON here!

Hey Backyardigans! Andy and Tommy are both dead this week, so there won't be a new episode! So please enjoy last weeks' PATREON episode - it's a good one. If you want more bonus content like this, please sign up for the patreon www.patreon.com/thelocalnews

Who sounds most like Jeff Foxworthy?   Follow Andy on Instagram @AndyWoodhull, Alex on Instgram @alexstone11, and Tommy on Instagram @TommyJohnagin. Also check out the PATREON here!

What would you choose? Also - the guys went to an Angels game, and we get an update the fallout of last week's one chip challenge. 

Tommy Alex and Andy welcome comedian Tom Thakkar into the backyard this week (we lied when we said we didn't have a 4th microphone)!   Check out his special "Takkar Noir" on YouTube! And if you enjoyed his special, then shoot Andy a few dollars on Venmo!

New podcast, same hosts!

Farmers Markets, Politics, Double Units, And More!

If you become a dog, do you also become a good boy?

If you become a dog, do you also become a good boy?

Andy wins the lottery, and Alex reports on a rare trifecta story: a top story, crime time, and local sex all wrapped into one!

Friend of the show Tom Thakkar stops by to talk about the news that won't make you sad! Check out his website https://www.tomthakkar.com/ for all of his info.   If you want more of the podcast, check out our PATREON at https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews. New bonus episodes are posted every Thursday, along with video podcasts!

Is Carrot Top Real? 

No Tuesday episode this week due to the holiday, but we'll be back with a PATREON episode on Thursday! Subscribe if you haven't already!

Oh my!

Suprisingly delicious!  

This show is brought to you by Gary Valentine's recently vandalized brick.

Part 1 - check out Part 2 exclusively on the PATREON this Thursday!

Alex and Tommy bring you no news, and it won't make you sad!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

The one, the only, ALEX STONE is in the house! If you see him in public, this is the only way he will be introducing himself. Tommy also joins the pod, and the guys also discuss softball, India, dreams, and much more!                

Alex and Tommy talk about prison influencers, bad YouTubers, Palm Springs, and much more!    This episode is sponsored by The Calm x Collected - a clothing and lifestyle boutique (https://calmxcollected.com/) and St. Jude Cancer research (https://www.stjude.org/).    If you want to shout out a company, sign up for the PATREON @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews  

Tommy is still picketing, Andy is getting engaged, and Alex doesn't like Sriracha 

Business is good, Alex is surprisingly bald, and Tchaikovsky is the sexiest composer ever!                

Tommy's back! And so is Andy! This ep is good. Check out Olivia's tattoos on instagram at @crowlungs and go see Andy live!  

Tommy is dead AGAIN, so this week it's an Alex solo episode with a special guest appearance from his dog Birdie. Tommy will be back soon, but in the meantime, enjoy!

Tommy is dead (for just this week) - so that means that the Killer A's are back in the house (that's the nickname I just made for the dynamic duo of Andy Woodhull and Alex Stone!)    

Tommy is out this week, but enjoy this PATREON episode that aired last Thursday. If you're not a Patron already, this is what you're missing out on! And if you are a Patron, then we'll be back later with more content!   Sign up for Patreon @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews    

No new episode this week, but please enjoy this episode from November 2019!

This week the guys discuss if they're too old to be cool, Alex is going to therapy, and the pod may be getting a rebrand!

Alex is rolling solo deep in this episode to report on self repossessing-cars, ancient dildos, and so much more!

Alex and Tommy report on everything from birds in Simi Valley, big flies buzzing around the studio, and much more!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex is joined by Andy Woodhull to report on eating lego heads, car thieves, when Naked and Afraid goes wrong, and much more!  The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy has a cold, but that won't stop the guys from bringing news about mushrooms, penises, and much more!

How deep should you bury bodies? Is Alex weird? Why does Tommy cry so easily? Is road rage bad, or just "evening the score?" Find out the answers to these hard hitting questions (and more) on THE LOCAL NEWS!

Tommy is dead (until next week) - long live Alex and Andy! 

The guys report on a Fireball "whiskey" scandal and a charitable OnlyFans model!

Tommy and Alex are joined by Andy Woodhull to report on the news that won't make you sad!

Alex & Tommy report on the best restaurant in Myrtle beach, an officer who had sexual relations with multiple fellow officers, how awesome the Bengals are, and much more!

There won't be a new episode of The Local News today, and it's all Tommy's fault... but fear not, one will be coming TOMORROW! 

Tommy's in Hawaii, so friend of the show Andy Woodhull fills in for this great episode! The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex rings in the new year with a solo episode! If you want to find out what happened to Tommy's mouth, check out the patreon episode this week!

Tommy & Alex report on how their Christmas' were! The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex disinvited Tommy to the Elton John Concert, "package pirates" return their booty, and a white elephant present turns out to be a winner!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy & Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

This week Tommy and Alex report on winnning tons of money, breakups, sex with leaves, and so much more!

Alex and Tommy recap their Thanksgiving weekends before reporting on a woman suing Kraft Mac and Cheese for lying! If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod! The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews

Andy Woodhull drops by the podcast to help report on the most delicious croquettes in the world, sexy thrift shop finds, and much more!

Toad lickers, rotisserie chicken eaters, and much more!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

A cheating scandal rocks the professional Cornhole circuit, sexy baristas can wear what they want, and Tommy ate a gummy!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Comedian and co-host of the Tuesdays with Stories podcast Joe List drops by to help report on killer Bees, reverse strippers, cancer tattoos, and so much more! If you loved Joe, watch his special "This Year's Material" here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MOGB0nBHpg   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy went to a wedding, Alex ran a marathon, and more!

Tommy is heading to a wedding, a prisoner is scamming millions away from billionaires, and some men have a bizarre allergy!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Niche sports suffer an epidemic of cheating, a fire engine was used as a frat party bus, and a listener becomes a local hero! Tommy also announces the release of his bootleg special on the Patreon!    The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Andy Woodhull joins the show to help report on American Airline flights with mysterious, creepy moans coming through the PA, pet Raccoons, a carpooler who just won't quit, and so much more!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod! And follow Andy on Instagram @AndyWoodhull

Pujols is in the 700 club, Alex blindsides Tommy with exciting news, and so much more!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

This week the guys report on how to get rid of a Skunk smell, a man who Airdropped something to his entire plane, what camels have humps for, and so much more!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Is Tommy's Dad a killer? Should the Bratwurst Queen have been dethroned? Why would you steal watermelons? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy & Alex are report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy & Alex are report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy & Alex are joined by Andy Woodhull to report on the news that won't make you sad! The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy & Alex report on the news that won't make you sad! The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

If you drive for decades without a license, should you get an honorary one? Is a computer a robot? Why are people having sex in war museums? Find out the answers, and more, TONIGHT on The Local News!   The podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for videos and awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex are back...and better than ever! The biggest news from this episode: the podcast is on Patreon! If you want to be a Local, check us out for awesome bonus content @ https://www.patreon.com/thelocalnews   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex & Tommy will be back soon, but until then enjoy this classic eipsdoe from December of 2020!   Is the guy who found Forrest Fenn’s treasure a fraud? Will your depression medication giving you erections? Why did a man drive 1000 miles to Alaska? And why is Alex so good at casting? Find out tonight, on The Local News!   You can always contact the show via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod

Tommy and Alex will be back July 26th - until then, enjoy this classic episode from June, 2019!   How many bulls does it take to create 2 million dairy cows? Should 11-year-olds try and thwart crimes? Why is Tommy so afraid of confidant squirrels? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy are back to bring you the news that won't make you sad! Lots of big announcements in this episode.   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

The guys will be back soon, but in the meantime please enjoy this classic episode originally released August 14th, 2018!    Will a parasite in cat poop help stimulate the US economy? Are you committing murder every time you turn off your robot vacuum cleaner? Are you drinking vagina beer? The shocking answer tonight on The Local News!

Alex and Tommy are back together to talk about where they've been and report on the news that won't make you sad!    The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex are out this week, so please enjoy this classic episode from March of 2019!   Is not reading the fine print costing you thousands? How will Tommy kill Alex ? Who is Squaremouth? The answers to these important questions - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give an update on Tommy eating Alex and report on a bikini coffee shop that had its license revoked, a heroic teen that freed a man trapped in a trunk, and some killer oral sex.    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy is out this week, so Alex rolls solo deep to talk about why he's not a bug guy, if we all have parasites living inside us, a family that survived a golf ball barrage, and so much more!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Is bald sexy? How hard is it to land a plane? Are criminals dumb? Find out on The Local News! The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!  

This week Alex and Tommy report on a priceless artifact sold at Goodwill, why NASA is sending nudes into space, and topless beaches!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

On this week's episode of The Local New with Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone, we're talking dysentery, outhouses, and fake affairs! Like! Listen! Subscribe! SHOW MORE   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy & Alex report on a newlywed couple who suprised their wedding guests with edibles, why surprise parties are the worst, and sexsomnia!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy & Alex recap their holiday weekends before reporting on an "accidential" ten million dollar lottery winner!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on a naked jogging epidemic, mysterious beams of light that have been reported all over the world, a heoric and/or criminal cop who hasn't written a ticket in over 4 years, and much more!    The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

On this week's episode of The Local New with Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone, Tommy's birthday, trapped farts, and dolphin sex.  The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on a con-artist dentist, a crafty magician, and infertility!     The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex is joined by friend of the show Andy Woodhull to talk about loud sex, phone addictions, drunk pilots, and kids with uncombable hair!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Are fat bears terrorizing your neighborhood? Are you going to freeze your genitals off this winter? And if they don't freeze, are you in danger of getting a battery stuck in them? Find out the answers, TONIGHT on The Local News!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

On this week's episode of The Local New with Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone, GO BENGALS! Also, we talk Golden Corral brawls and Super Bowl videos.   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy talk report a lab holding 200 frozen dead bodies, an Irish Weekend at Bernie's situation, a brother who framed his twin, a toddler who saved his parents from a fire, and how polyamory could save your relationship! The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on a toilet violating the Geneva Convention, an old woman who scammed the scammers, a woman with two vaginas, and much more!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

This week Alex and Tommy report on the economics of farts, why Tommy is always late, a Christmas Tree-arsonist, and a person who had a pig’s heart transplanted into their human body!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on a cant-miss Taco Bell subscription, a wanted mafia boss who was captured by Google Earth, an orgy facilitated by assistants, and much more!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on how one lucky person can be crowned the king or queen of their very own island, orally amorous Beetles, and much more!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy talk about their favorite things of the past year, the best lists, and debate if they could lift an entire cow. Happy New Year to all!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad before being joined by friend of the show Derek Schiller from Derek Watches Movies!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!  You can follow Derek Watches Movies on TikTok @DerekWatchesMovies and Instagram @DerekWatchesMovies!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Attacking otters, breastfeeding felines, and lesbian sex robots!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad before being joined by friend of the show Derek Schiller from Derek Watches Movies!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!  You can follow Derek Watches Movies on TikTok @DerekWatchesMovies and Instagram @DerekWatchesMovies!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod! Follow Andy on Twitter @AndyWoodHull!

If you are in need of a Thanksgiving dinner reach out to Tommy and/or Alex on Instagram, Twitter, or email! Alex on Twitter @AlexStoneComedy and Instagram @AlexStone11 Tommy on Twitter @TommyJohnagin and Instagram @TommyJohnagin The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod! Follow Andy on Twitter @AndyWoodHull!  

Alex and Tommy are joined by friend of the show Andy Woodhull to report on peeing on each other, a vodka that tastes like French Frys, a corpse falling out of a casket, dune sex, and end with a live tasting of Mountain Dew Gingerbread Snap'd! The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod! Follow Andy on Twitter @AndyWoodHull!

On the 200th (!!!) episode, Tommy and Alex report on the world's largest potato, a bike riding bank heister, and 2 very special guests drop by!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

This week the guys report on a lost hiker who takes screening his phone calls very seriously, a man who discovered a very healthy life-hack that proves there is such thing as a free lunch, the 3 most common sexual injuries, and give an update on the person who was living in an airport!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

This week Tommy and Alex report on the (almost!) world's largest pumpkin, a really cool robber, a pornographic weather broadcast, and so much more!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

This week Tommy and Alex report on best friends who split a winning lottery ticket, a billionaire who is building a utopian society in the middle of the desert, a Nashville hot tub driver who is fighting for your right to drive home in wet pants, and a couple who had sex in the Bates Motel!    The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

This week Alex and Tommy report on horny gorillas, a shocking funeral mixup, Tommy's mortician conspiracy theories, stolen dicks, a man who scammed airlines, and so much more!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

On this episode Alex and Tommy talk about Tommy’s dark past as a book thief, Alex bombing at a wedding, why escape rooms aren’t for kids, if you can make porn in South Carolina, and so much more!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Special guest Andy Woodhull joins Tommy to report on a plumber with golden pipes, a man who defected in a freezer, a teen who got a USB stuck in their hard drive, and so much more!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex are joined by friend of the show Andy Woodhull to talk about illegal haircuts, recycling Taco Bell, the legality of sexing while policing, and so much more!   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!  If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Is McDonalds poison? Why did Alex kick Tommy out of their fantasy football league? Who will win the eternal struggle for your life: hot dogs, or nuts? Find out the answers, TONIGHT on The Local News! The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!  If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Why won't society let cat people be cat people?   The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!  If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!  If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

The podcast is now recording VIDEO! Find the channel on YouTube HERE!  If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy reports on what the hell is going on at a "human" sperm bank in Shanghai, cocaine disguised as cake, and a sex-adjacent "Local Sex" involving toad venom!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on a probably murdered peacock, people who are being Inception-ed into drinking Coors beer, a woman who ran 49 red lights, and more!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex reports on the news that won't make you sad - from Radioactive hybrid pigs terrorizing Japan to spider sex!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy recorded the BEST EPISODE OF THE LOCAL NEWS EVER on Monday, but unfortunately due to technical issues they forgot to record the episode into the microphones. So instead, enjoy this still good episode from November 2019! It has has everything - hesitant hitmen, heroic Tommys, fuckable snowmen, and more!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on a gigantic lottery winner, a kitten without a butthole, people having sex in grass, and so much more!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex reports on a woman who got a killer deal on a hitman, a guy who was swallowed by a whale, and a fetish TikToker who got stuck in a chair!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Can art be invisible? Why was half of a graduating class suspended? What percentage of people are having sex on the clock? Find out the answers...TONIGHT on The Local News!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex are back, IN PERSON, to report on the news that won't make you sad!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Is buying a gigantic squid statue a good use of covid relief money? Is your local brothel open for business? And is it really stealing if a bank just gives you the money? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex (try to) report on the news that won't make you sad! Sorry for the technical difficulties!    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Could you eat the same thing every day? What will Alex listen to on his marathon run? Was the guy who had sex on the moon punished too harshly? Does Alex even have the story right? Find out, TONIGHT on The Local News!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex does a solo episode to talk about slutty summer, a crate that has been mysteriously nailed shut, and a potentially fake story about a brother and sister accidentally marrying each other.     If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Is a goose terrorizing your neighborhood? Is your favorite YouTube influencer actually a mobster? Did the Suez canal blockage create a shortage of sex toys? Find out the shocking answers, TONIGHT on The Local News!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Andy Woodhull joins Tommy to report on Australian masturbation, the growing Big Foot bounty, free donuts, a poop-testing startup, and much more!   If you love the podcast, watch Alex's show "The Movie Show" every Wed at 11pm on SyFy and Tommy's show "Call Your Mother" on ABC at 9:30pm! If you love Andy, follow him on twitter @AndyWoodhull If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!   If you love the podcast, watch Alex's show "The Movie Show" every Wed at 11pm on SyFy and Tommy's show "Call Your Mother" on ABC at 9:30pm!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   If you love the podcast, watch Alex's show "The Movie Show" every Wed at 11pm on SyFy and Tommy's show "Call Your Mother" on ABC at 9:30pm!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Is makeup for men going to become the new normal? Is our podcast opening ramblings better than Tim Ferris'? Why is butter in Canada getting harder? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!    If you love the podcast, watch Alex's show "The Movie Show" every Wed at 11pm on SyFy and Tommy's show "Call Your Mother" on ABC at 9:30pm!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

The one-of-many Andy Woodhull returns to the podcast to co-host and report on the news that won't make you sad!    If you love the podcast, watch Alex's show "The Movie Show" every Wed at 11pm on SyFy and Tommy's show "Call Your Mother" on ABC at 9:30pm! If you love Andy, follow him on twitter @AndyWoodhull If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Is cloning good? What features on men are best for sex? Why is Alex being so secretive about sturgeons? The shocking answers, TONIGHT on The Local News!   If you love the podcast, watch Alex's show "The Movie Show" every Wed at 11pm on SyFy and Tommy's show "Call Your Mother" on ABC at 9:30pm!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Is somebody going to poop in your car? Would you eat 3D printed meat? What does your mask smell like? Find out tonight, on The Local News!   If you love the podcast, watch Alex's show "The Movie Show" every Wed at 11pm on SyFy and Tommy's show "Call Your Mother" on ABC at 9:30pm!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!   If you love the podcast, watch Alex's show "The Movie Show" every Wed at 11pm on SyFy and Tommy's show "Call Your Mother" on ABC at 9:30pm!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Does a goat have it out for Tommy on Zoom? Can you die from an extreme orgasm? If Subway's tuna isn't tuna...then what is it?! The answers may surprise you!   If you love the podcast, watch Alex's show "The Movie Show" every Wed at 11pm on SyFy and Tommy's show "Call Your Mother" on ABC at 9:30pm!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Are bidets a new trend sweeping the nation? Is stealing millions from Kroger a crime, or heroic? How did a man live in an airport for 3 months? And did you know that the sun shines in Denver more than it shines in San Diego? Find out the answer to these riveting questions and more, TODAY on The Local News!   If you love the podcast, watch Alex's show "The Movie Show" every Wed at 11pm on SyFy and Tommy's show "Call Your Mother" on ABC at 9:30pm!   If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!    

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   Tell everyone you know to watch The Movie Show on SYFY! New episodes air every Thursday at 11pm ET/PT.    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Will Alex ever escape his max tipping cycle? Would you take sperm from a stranger on Facebook? Now that the guy who married his sex doll is getting a divorce, is love dead? Find out the shocking answers, TONIGHT on The Local News!   Tell everyone you know to watch The Movie Show on SYFY! New episodes air every Thursday at 11pm ET/PT.    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex are back in the New Year to report on the news that won't make you sad!   Tell everyone you know to watch The Movie Show on SYFY! New episodes air every Thursday at 11pm ET/PT.    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

No news stories this week! Instead, Alex and Tommy talk about their goals for 2021, reflect on 2020, and talk about how their Christmas' went!   Tell everyone you know to watch The Movie Show on SYFY! New episodes air every Thursday at 11pm ET/PT.    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Is it normal to share naked pictures of your mom? Are sex dolls getting too realistic? Why does Tommy think lying to people is fine? The shocking answers, TONIGHT on The Local News!   Tell everyone you know to watch The Movie Show on SYFY! New episodes air every Thursday at 11pm ET/PT.    If you want to be a friend of the show, you can contact us via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Is the guy who found Forrest Fenn’s treasure a fraud? Will your depression medication giving you erections? Why did a man drive 1000 miles to Alaska? And why is Alex so good at casting? Find out tonight, on The Local News!   Tell everyone you know to watch The Movie Show on SYFY! New episodes air every Thursday at 11pm ET/PT.    You can always contact the show via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad! Tell everyone you know to watch The Movie Show on SYFY! New episodes air every Thursday at 11pm ET/PT.    You can always contact the show via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod

Tommy and Alex are back to report on the news that won't make you sad!    Tell everyone you know to watch The Movie Show on SYFY! New episodes air every Thursday at 11pm ET/PT.    You can always contact the show via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

In this special episode, Tommy is joined by Patrick Schumacker and Justin Halpern for a final episode of "The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast!"   Tell everyone you know to watch The Movie Show on SYFY! The first episode airs Friday, November 27 and the second on Sunday, November 29, both at 11:35pm ET/PT. For the remainder of the season, new episodes air Thursdays at 11pm ET/PT. .

Alex and Tommy are both on the podcast to report on some news that may make you sad: the show is taking a brief hiatus! But fear not, because because the podcast will be back and better than ever on December 1st!   If you're a friend of the show, stay subscribed and we will see you soon! Tommy may even drop a special bonus episode between now and then. You can always contact the show via email LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or Twitter @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Andy Woodhull report on gigantic hairy caterpillars, a pregnant woman who saved her husband from a shark attack, a very expensive skeleton, threesomes, and potentially permanent chastity belts!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy is out this week, so Alex is joined by friend of the show Andy Woodhull to talk about bad sex, beating up 67-year-old women, Almond milk, and what Subway sandwiches are actually made of!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is black licorice really crazy? What is Chuck-E-Cheese going to do with 7 billion unused prize tickets? Are your "new" condoms actually pre-owned? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is Tommy a great gift giver? Is traffic caused by rude people who don't zipper? How awesome would it be to jump a draw bridge as it opens? The answer to these hard-hitting questions and more...TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Special guest Andy Woodhull returns to talk about a woman who sawed off her own hand, Forrest Fenn's death, a man who stole a police dog, the real life Willy Wonka, and sex parties!  Did Andy suck this episode? Tweet him @AndyWoodhull and tell him! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Are boneless wings just fancy chicken tenders? Are pistachios on the Mt. Rushmore of nuts? Is porn bad for your sex life? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is jerking off sex? Can brains be reanimated? How is coronavirus affecing everybody's sleep? Find out the shocking answers, TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy are BACK to report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy are off this week, but enjoy this classic episode from April 2018! The guys report on a guy who can't stop getting attacked by animals, settle the age-old "Is it worse to get attacked by a Shark or Bear" debate, a team from MIT that is trying to control dreams, a million dollar fajita heist, a local hero who delivered a baby, and Tommy delivers a "Local Sex" story that involves enough sex to make up for all past segments! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy are off this week, but enjoy this classic episode from March 2019! Is killing a baby mountain lion ok? Could Tommy eat Alex? Why is Alex needlessly shitting on stories? Find out the shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Did TikTok teens solve a murder? Why did somebody steal hundreds of thousands of bees? Should you worry about horny Macaques taking over your neighborhood? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is everything we know about THC a lie? Are undeserving people going to be able to visit the 'Into The Wild' bus? Does Alex like turtle sex a little bit too much? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on the news that won't make you sad!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex and Tommy are back to report on the news that won't make you sad, but if you want to support some worthwhile causes please consider visiting the links below:    https://www.gofundme.com/f/gianna-floyd-daughter-of-george-floyd-fund https://nymag.com/strategist/article/where-to-donate-for-black-lives-matter.html

Alex and Tommy sit down for a quarantine catch-up version of The Local News!  Do you know if a panda is a bear or a raccoon? Email or tweet the answer to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or @LocalNewsPod!  

Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on the news that won't make you sad!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Do cars explode if they catch on fire? Are highway tanker spills a good thing? Is there any difference between Jail and Prison? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

How do you pronounce Fatte's Pizza? Is this the second time we've reported on the same ATM Fraud story? Should we be afraid of Murder Hornets? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!    

Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on the news that won't make you sad!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

In this new bonus episode series, Alex and Tommy break down hypothetical questions. In this episode: you need $100,000...how do you get it? 

Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on the news that won't make you sad!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

In this new bonus episode series, Alex and Tommy break down hypothetical questions. In this episode: who would you rather be stuck in quarentine with? 

Do you want your toilet to take photos of your b-hole? Will Mail Crime become a new segment? Why is Tommy shaming Alex for his bathroom habits? The shocking answers, and more, TONIGHT on The Local News!   Stay safe everybody!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on the news that won't make you sad!    Stay safe everybody! #AloneTogether   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Did John Krasinski rip off The Local News? Is he too ugly to be a movie star? Does Tommy hate puppies? What about puppies that can drive? Find out the answer to these hard-hitting questions TONIGHT on The Local News! Stay safe out there everybody! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Should the guys write jokes for everybody podcast? Can Alex tell the difference between a 90-year-old and 50-year-old vagina? How is the podcast supposed to start? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News! Stay safe out there everybody! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is Alex a terrible driver? Can you masturbate so many times that it kills you? Can Tommy outrace a cow? The answers to these hard-hitting questions and more, TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Can Tommy lift 10 pounds with his butt? Is a thousand dollars too much to spend to live in a pod with a bunch of strangers? Why does Tommy keep forcing sleepovers on his friends? The answers may surprise you!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Are there non-sexual reasons to steal a goat? What should you do if your town's only police officer quits? Who's right in the great Thongs vs. Slides debate? FInd out tonight on The Local News! The guys also report on a (potentially fake) class ring story, a couple who had sex in the Santa Monica library, and a new mother who saves a man from exploding jet fuel!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!   RIP Kobe

Tommy is joined by friend of the show Andy Woodhull to talk about running from the police, finding money in couches, what constitutes a hero, how funny Tommy is, and vaginal smells! You can follow Andy Woodhull on Instagram, Twitter, Spotify, or check out his Website! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that wont make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

In case the regular Tuesday episode wasn't enough for you, enjoy this BONUS episode! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex report on the news that wont make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Thank you to all of the Locals for an amazing 2019!    Make your New Year's resolution to leave a 5-star review on iTunes, tweet a story to @LocalNewsPod, and to email something nice to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com! If you don't it will hurt Tommy's feelings.

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

News? Not today mother f*cker!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex is faking sick this week, so Tommy does a solo episode to report on people who are sunning their buttholes, hot dog pizzas, a serial feces thrower, and 3D sex avatars!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Does Alex attract car accidents? Should you be worried about being attacked by machete-wielding girls at your local movie theater? Why are there so many sleep stories this episode? The shocking answers, TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Should judges be allowed to go to conventions? Does Tommy have an award-winning b-hole? Should you put a toothbrush in your vagina? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News! And Happy Thanksgiving.    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is it ok to spill water on angry customers? Should it be legal to sell blackmarket? Are birthdays ok to celebrate? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Alex is joined by official friend of the show Ryan Singer to report on the news that won't make you sad!   Do you want to be an official friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex are back and ready to report the news that won't make you sad! This episode has everything - hesitant hitmen, heroic Tommys, fuckable snowmen, and more!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Let's enjoy a wondrous stroll down memory lane together - revisiting classic moments sure to be enshrined in the Radio Hall of Fame one day. In this best of episode, we hear iconic Local News stories such as "The Unwashed Man", the 6th-grade hero that Tommy f*ucking hates, and the woman who has a vagina made of Tilapia skin. This episode, my friends, is guaranteed to not make you sad.    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!  

Will toothpaste tighten your vagina? Can you have 127 sexes? Would robbing a bank be awesome? The answers may surprise you, tonight at 9!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex deliver the news that won’t make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is hunting for treasure on the side of the road normal? What should you do if you encounter a bison? Is Tommy too competitive? The answers to these hard-hitting questions, on THE LOCAL NEWS!     Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Should men get down on one knee to propose? Can you get a DUI while driving a buggy? Why is Alex reporting on stories that will make you sad? The shocking answers - tonight on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex deliver the news that won’t make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is it ok to steal from banks? Can you kill somebody with sex? Is Tommy going to get arrested for ignoring the speeding ticket that he definitely received? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Do cops know all of the prostitutes? Does Google know better than your doctor?  Is meditation worth $1200? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is a sex robot is going to attack you? Is Tommy a gym class hero, or villain? Why was Tommy breaking down an adult video like it was the Zapruder Flim? Find out tonight on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Did Santa Clause drop off a broken TV at your house? Do you need to be in water in order to be in 'International Waters'? How old is too old to join orgies? The answers may surprise you!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Emojis! Bread! A Shoe Lady! All that and a permanent erection, on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

What’s the best way to escape from jail? Is all your debt magically gone? Should you bring your gun to an anonymous sex party? Hosts Tom Johnny and The Stoneman have the answers!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is Tommy’s haircut bad? Did Whole Foods rip Alex off? Should scamming Amazon be allowed? Find out the answers to these hard-hitting questions, TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!  

Are emojis going to be added to legal textbooks? Is it illegal for your kid to pee in pubic? Is it possible to hold in farts? The answer to these hard-hitting questions can only be found on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is possession of a rattlesnake illegal? Are swingers attractive? Are Tommy and Alex the worst money launderers of all time? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is your adderall actually meth? Is a serial toilet clogger loose in your neighborhood? Does Everett finally say "Welcome to The Local News"? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!    

Tommy and Alex report the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

How many bulls does it take to create 2 million dairy cows? Should 11-year-olds try and thwart crimes? Why is Tommy so afraid of confidant squirrels? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex deliver the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is junk food bad for you? Is there anything to see or do in Ohio? Did Alex bear spray Tommy’s daughter in the eyes? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Does Alex hate charity? Is the TSA stealing money from you? Is a piece of art going to destroy all computers? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is getting lost in Hawaii a gift or a curse? Are the the girl scouts funding prostitution? Where is the best place to hide drugs? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is it a crime to feed a hungry child? Is it ok to steal from people who don't tip? Is it safe to have an erection for 91 hours? The answers to these hard-hitting questions - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is answering classified ads safe? Who is Agent Penis? Does the constitution protect your right to eat ass? The answers to these shocking questions - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Are whales secretly Russian spies? Do dolphins have human-like vaginas? How does Alex know the answer? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Does a cell phone look like a hashbrown? Is your Lime Scooter going to sexually harass you? When you die, can your body be put in the green trash bin? The answer to these hard-hitting questions - TONIGHT on The Local News!     Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!  

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Are there bees living inside of your eyeballs? Does anybody want to be Tommy's friend? Is this week's Crime Time the greatest of all time? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Are you in danger of being accidentally circumcised? Do the police no longer need Batman’s hep? Why aren’t people having sex anymore?  Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Are ghosts real? Are all Subway employees rude? Why is Tommy telling stories that will make you sad? Find out tonight on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!  

Alex and Tommy report the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is not reading the fine print costing you thousands? How will Tommy kill Alex ? Who is Squaremouth? The answers to these important questions - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give an update on Tommy eating Alex and report on a bikini coffee shop that had its license revoked, a heroic teen that freed a man trapped in a trunk, and some killer oral sex.    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is killing a baby mountain lion ok? Could Tommy eat Alex? Why is Alex needlessly shitting on stories? Find out the shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Finally, an answer to the question that everybody is asking: Can Alex eat 5000 calories in one podcast? The shocking answer - TONIGHT on this special bonus episode of The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Hosts Alex and Tommy deliver the news that won’t make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Could your trash implicate you in a crime? Did the Grand Canyon give Tommy cancer? Is a 5'6 penis big or small for a whale? The shocking answers to these important questions - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give an update on the bear choker as well as report on a Church that did something heroic and a guy who REALLY wanted to steal sex toys!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is meth going to be the hot new gift this year? Does turtle sex sound hilarious? What should you do if your dentist to chloroforms you? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Does life have a purpose? Are napkins offensive? Is Tommy going to fight a mountain lion? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Tommy and Alex deliver the news that won't make you sad!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Will fecal transplants cure all of your medical issues? Do you find yourself attracted to City frogs? Was Tommy fondled by his doctor? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a study that says bald dudes are hot, a teacher that was arrested for helping her student, a GPS watch that helped solve a murder!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Are sperm injections the medical miracle humanity has been waiting for? Could you eat Mac and Cheese for 180 days straight? Is this episode any good? Find out the answers to these hard-hitting questions, TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a criminal who left behind some very strange evidence, a guy who attempted to steal $10 million dollars from his roommate, and a woman who popped and just couldn’t stop.    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Are perverts licking your doorbell? Is Tommy stronger than his wife? Are you in danger of getting killer monkey herpes? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give an update on the pokers players who bet if they could stay in a dark room for 30 days and report on a guy who married a hologram, toxic masculinity, and a UFC fighter who beat up a mugger.   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Was Alex's Christmas present idea genius, or insane? Was the oldest woman in the world also the oldest liar in the world? Can Tommy and Alex do math? The shocking answers, TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a man suing Burger King for free burgers for life, a restaurant with a potentially offensive name, a guy who stole $500,000 worth of tequila, the world's best dad, and a porn shoot at a mini-golf course!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Thank you to all of the Locals for an amazing 2018! This was by far and away our most-listened to year of ALL TIME (way more than 2017)! So keep leaving 5-star reviews on iTunes, tweeting @LocalNewsPod, and emailing nice things to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com!

Will a human heart be sitting next to you on your next flight? Will you be arrested the next time you post photos of your kids on Facebook? Is Tommy’s dry cleaner ripping him off? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a letter to Santa that was never delivered, the most charitable newlyweds ever, and a museum with a glory hole.   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!  

Are sex robots stealing your identity? Is a hog dog a sandwich? If a 300 year-old-ghost can't find love, is there hope for any of us? Find out - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!    

Is Tommy going to accidentally spray his whole family with Bear Spray? Is it ok if nuns steal? Is Alex going to get a $1 Whopper? Find out the shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give updates on the man who is suing to legally lower his age and the pilots who drew a penis in the sky as well as report on the heroics of The Cheesecake Factory and a very unfortunately named serial masturbater.    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!  

Is Alex a cat killer? Is naming your child ABCDE child abuse? Do you have a 75 pound tumor growing inside of you right now (or are you just fat)? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!   Breaking News: The Local News has joined the All Thing Comedy podcast network! So Alex and Tommy are now millionaires! Congratulate them on twitter and tell all of your friends.

Would you voluntary go to prison? Is it possible your child is part ghost? Is Tommy going to leave a note on your car if he hits it (no)? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a woman that United Airlines attempted to bribe with only $75, an insane bet between two friends, and a prison that is being sued over taking away inmate's pornography!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod

Are you part Neanderthal? Are your children communicating with their friends in a secret language? Is your turtle smuggling cocaine into the country? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a man who is suing McDonalds over Happy Meals advertising, teenagers who stole an airplane and took it for a joyride, and discuss why Alex didn't join Tommy for Thanksgiving!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Are you hotter with a beard? Would you preserve your tattoos? Does your local grocery store have a live lobster tank in the back? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is Alex going to force everybody to become doctors? Why are toddlers breaking the #1 rule of Fight Club? Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give an update on the Tennessee electric chair builder and report on a guy who punched a bear in the face, an old man who wants to legally change his age (to become a slightly less old man?), and a woman who mistakenly had her kidney removed!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Is Tommy cursed by the threesome Gods? Would you name your baby 'Harland' for 11 thousand dollars? Is your partner going to leave you for a ghost? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give an update on the apparently awesome sex cruise, an electric chair hobbyiest who is worried his chair will malfunction, a man who murdered his colleague because he kept spoiling books, and report on a "local hero" who...turned his lights on to scare away a criminal?   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Will the serial dirty diaper vandal ever be stopped? Is your next cruise going to be ruined by 1300 guys? Are real ghosts inhabiting The Haunted Mansion? Find out the shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a boy who tried to catch his school on fire using only the power of his urine, a flight attendant who joined the mile high club, and the death of a true American Hero!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!

Proposing at Disneyland: Cool or Not cool? How old is too old to Trick-or-Treat? Is somebody going to make a sex doll of your dead lover? Is Tommy going to win The Lottery? The shocking answers...TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod    

Will your cologne attract killer tigers? Are you vulnerable to nude photo scammers? Is eating marijuana before a podcast a good idea? The answers may shock you, TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give a final update on the Robot Brothel and report on a man who's allegedly eaten pizza every day for 40 years, an Uber driver who caught his wife cheating, and a college professor who accidentally turned his class into Sex 101!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod

Are imaginary clowns invading your house? Are large bushels of marijuana going to start washing up on your local beach? How much sushi is too much sushi? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give an update on the Sex Robot Brothel in Austin and report on a man who was wrongfully imprisoned for 27 years!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod

Is a sex robot brothel opening up in your town? Is your roommate secretly stealing from you? The lobster marijuana crisis is out of control - find out what one Maine town is doing to combat it. The shocking answers, tonight on The Local News!   The guys also report on a fig tree that is growing out of a surprising place and a grandma who is sending a message to all gators!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com!  

Will a love-struck Calgary University student find his soul mate?  Is Tommy going to become the Orville Redenbacher of sex? Seagull assaults are on the rise - is your Seagull safe? The shocking answers, tonight on The Local News! The guys also report on a 9-year-old hero (or villain?) who wrote a letter to Taco Bell, an airline that asked passengers to pee in plastic bags, and a High School football hazing that went awry!   If you have a news story for the podcast, you can email it to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet it @LocalNewsPod!

Are sexually aggressive dolphins going to invade your local beach? Is dying going to be outlawed? Is Alex spreading fake news he found on Facebook? Find out, tonight on The Local News!

This week on The Local News, the guys report on Domino’s misguided ‘tattoo’ campaign, a market that is putting googley eyes on Fish, an outrageous bill T-Mobile tried to stick somebody with, and a ‘Local Sex’ story about...urns?

Is your local restaurant on the right side of french fry history? Does your spouse have a secret new marriage? Should you have gender reveal parties? Answers to these hard-hitting questions and more, TONIGHT on The Local News!

Will mysterious empty Vaseline bottles start to appear in your town? Is your child stealing from you? Do you think Alex looks good with facial hair? The shocking answers and more, tonight on The Local News!

Are robots peer pressuring your children? Are you in danger of being attacked by drunkin wasps? What should you do if a pervert biker tries to break into your house?  Find out tonight on The Local News!

Will a parasite in cat poop help stimulate the US economy? Are you committing murder every time you turn off your robot vacuum cleaner? Are you drinking vagina beer? The shocking answer tonight on The Local News!

This week on The Local News, the guys report on a pair of teachers who are probably international criminal masterminds, a man who had to have all of his limbs amputated after getting licked by a dog, a criminal who couldn’t stop getting arrested, an elderly woman who bowls better than everybody listening to this podcast, and a Local Sex story about ‘smell parties’!

This week on The Local News, the guys give an update on the serial pooping superintendent and then report on a man who sued the guy his wife was cheating on him with, a couple who gave birth in a Chick-Fil-A, a naked man who tested the limits of what a ‘judgement free zone’ means, a woman who killed a fox with her bare hands, and a Local Sex story about...having sex with shrubs.

This week on “The Local News”, the guys talk about man who shot at a police officer due to a strange misunderstanding, a company that is creating artificial beef, why the FDA is trying to personally shame Tommy (and all other lactose-intolerant people), a man impersonating a police officer who pulled over the cops, and a “Local Sex” story about…sperm!

This week on The Local News, the guys report on a woman who is suing her nephew after "they" won the lottery, a pilot who's vaping almost took down a plane, a burglar who called 911 on himself, the man with the longest fingernails, and a "Local Sex" story about...actual sex!   If there's no show next week, it's because Tommy and/or Alex won the lottery! So in case they win, follow them both on TWITTER @TommyJohnagin and @AlexStoneComedy and watch them flaunt their millions. 

This week on "The Local News" the guys report on (possibly?) human poop falling out of the sky in Canada, a fish manicure gone awry, a botched case of rattlesnake revenge, an adult website that is going to start captioning some of its videos, and a "Local Sex" story about nuts!

This week on The Local News, the guys report on a man who paddle-boarded across the Hudson River, a Russian Burger King that will pay women to get impregnated by foreign soccer players, a man who stole toes from a dead body in a museum, a "Local Hero" who saved a frog from a snake, and a "Local Sex" story about a couple of firefighters who made a sex tape!   Give the podcast a 5-star review on iTunes, follow everybody on TWITTER @tommyjohnagin, @alexstonecomedy, and @Localnewspod, and in the words of the great Tommy Johnagin: You're food until you're shit!

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone report on a Canadian clarinet player who's ex sabotaged his life, a teacher who was playing it fast and loose with language, parents who are getting sued for $164k because of something that their kid broke, a woman who choked a bobcat to death, and a "Local Sex" about sex robots!

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone give an update on the World's Largest Orgy and then report on a man who had his leg amputated (and then served his severed leg for dinner), a man who was mistaken for dead, a woman who was traumatized by bees, and a Local Sex story about very sexy...livestock.

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy and Alex report on British mums who throw MDMA Cheese parties, a man who is suing an Acura dealership after one of his co-workers "weaponized his farts", a man who stole $17,000 worth of potatoes, a man who was scared of a pig, and a Local Sex story about a swingers club!

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone give an update on the teacher that fed a puppy to a snapping turtle and then report on a man who was really smelly on an airplane, a man who is being forced to move out of his parents house, a man who was telling the birds and the bees to kids on a playground, a high school student who put his High School up for sale on Craigslist, and a Local Sex story about a woman born without a vagina!

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy and Alex give an update on the largest orgy in the world, a doctor who has too much fundays on his sundays, a man who rates how painful insect stings are, an All You Can Eat Pizza festival that ran out of pizza, a man who is suing Halo Top Ice Cream, and a Local Sex story about...Anne Frank.

This week on The Local News, hosts Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on a man who drove with bees in his car, a woman who began stalking a man she met on an app for millionaires (and the guys play actual audio of the woman!), a man who scammed the USPS, a 112-year-old man who smokes 18 cigars a day, and a Local Sex story that predicts future sex!

This week on The Local News, Tommy and Alex give an update on the ‘Butterfly Theif’ and then report on a school superintendent who was pooping on school grounds, a woman who’s brains were leaking out of her nose, a woman who tried to microwave urine at a 7-11, a Local Hero who wouldn’t let an electric company take advantage of him, and a Local Sex story about a man who tried to have sex with his...car.

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone give an update on last week's "Sex Party" story and then report on a university that has built a "cry closet", a veteran who received a penis transplant, the world's most prolific avocado thieves, an extremely dedicated (heroic?) paper boy, and then a 'Local Sex' story that involves extremely horny...monkeys!   Follow the podcast on TWITTER @TommyJohnagin, @AlexStoneComedy, and @LocalNewsPod! You should give the podcast a 5-star rating on iTunes, Stitcher, or whever else podcasts are given away!

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin report on a guy who can't stop getting attacked by animals, settle the age-old "Is it worse to get attacked by a Shark or Bear" debate, a team from MIT that is trying to control dreams, a million dollar fajita heist, a local hero who delivered a baby, and Tommy delivers a "Local Sex" story that involves enough sex to make up for all past segments!

This week, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone give an update on both the poop train and the guy with "Super Gonorrhea" and then report on a beauty contest in Tabasco that lacked beauty, a raccoon with a serious drug problem, ketchup slices, a butterfly thief, and a "Local Sex" story that yet again doesn't involve sex. 

This week, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone report on new company that is uploading your brain (after your die), a very strange adoption, a woman who saved a squirrel's life, and a Local Sex story that almost involves sex!

This week on "The Local News", Tommy reports on a high speed chase he was involved in, and then the guys talk about a train filled with poop that's stranded in Alabama, a mother who tasered her son for Jesus, Harper makes an appearance as a guest reporter to discuss Tommy's driving, and then they finish the episode off with a Local Sex story that has no sex (but does have a case of super gonorrhea).

This week, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone open the show by breaking some news: its Tommy’s birthday episode! The guys also report on a dead body that nobody would move, a guy who really wanted to kill some chickens, bee-sting acupuncture gone awry, and a Local Sex story that contains no sex!

The guys open the show with some Breaking News: Tommy is hungover. They also report on a live man who was declared dead by the court system, a woman who's been squatting in her dorm for 2 years, a man who fed a puppy to a snapping turtle, and end the episode with a Local Sex segment that actually involves sex (and cola)!

This week, the guys report on a woman who is her own twin, a married couple with irreconcilable differences (after one of them tried to kill the other with a hitman), a woman who tried to poison somebody and then assume their identity, and a couple who had sex in a drive through!

This week on "The Local News", hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone report on a guy who tried to get out of a "conspiracy" charge by shooting himself in the leg, debate if you're allowed to have fake limbs while incarcerated, a woman who claimed to me Mother Mary after getting into a high-speed car chase, a man who didn't poop for 37 days, a local hero who stopped human trafficking, and then wrap up the podcast with a "Local Sex" story that does involve lady viagra (kinda), but yet again doesn't involve sex.

This week, hosts Alex Jones and Tommy Johnagin report on stories involving strippers at Chinese funerals, a marijuana cookie incident at a day-care, a woman that stole (?) money from an ATM, a little girl's birthday party that nobody attended, and end the episode with a Local Sex story about dildos.    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com!  

This week the guys report on a guy who flipped off a police officer and was arrested (and the guys talk about the times they've been arrested), a woman who wasn't allowed to bring an emotional support hamster on a flight, a fake craigslist sting gone wrong, a very unheroic "local hero", and a local sex story that actually contains sex!

This week on The Local News, the guys report on a story about a Starbucks frappuccino with blood on it, a doctor who carved his initials into a patient's liver, a guy who called the fire department to rescue his cat (and then break down the proper way to rescue a cat), and finish the episode with another "Local Sex" segment that doesn't include any sex.

This week on "The Local News" Tommy and Alex talk about a police officer who screwed up a sting operation, a doctor who left a scapel inside one of his patients, a guy who is running a Walmart lego scheme, a snowball machine (???), the guys debate who they would cover up a murder for, and then finish off the episode with another exciting edition of Local Sex!

On the DEBUT episode of "The Local News", hosts Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin talk about a dead body mix-up at a funeral home (and debate if dead bodies have gender), a man who got a huge tapeworm from eating sushi, a police officer who saves a baby at Chick-Fil-A, a city that is taking inventory of all their trees, and end the episode with a "Local Sex" story that isn't about sex.    You can email your local news stories to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com and follow the guys on twitter @TommyJohnagin and @AlexStoneComedy. Also - leave the show a 5-star review on iTunes. We're not accepting any 1-4 star reviews at this time.