Harland tells a terrifying ghost story about being GHOSTED. And, getting into the WOKE movement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland tells a terrifying ghost story about being GHOSTED. And, getting into the WOKE movement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harland breaks down the Depp trial. The guilt of rescue dogs, UFO's and back rubs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland hangs with Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols. Harland goes into outer space, microwave ants, TikTok insanity, and tanning bed treats!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland discusses cell phones and all they do to us. Underground parking hell! And girl body language! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, Lil' Coco co hosts and we talk microwave meals, wearing glasses, breast pumps, homeless solutions, and short people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actor/comediann Orny Adams drops inn to have some laughs on today's episode. We talk emoji's, beach pollution, giraffes, etc... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the first episode ever recorded on camera. Be sure to go to YouTube to watch and SUBSCRIBE to the 'Harland Highway Podcast channel.' See the podcast there before hearing it here. And THANKS for all your awesome support!! Hope you enjoy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yup, I was in the mood for another podcast - this one features Prof, Rutherford grimes on the Ukraine War. Instagram morons. A voicemail from Aunt Ruthy. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A call from AUNT RUTHY, The Question of the day, A call from BOY GEORGE, Crazy News Story! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Canada and its truckers, Crazy News Story, a call form Corporal Tom Dowdy, Harland pissed off rant! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Life Coach, Dr Debbie Thymer is here to help us adjust to the new year. Celebrity Races. Harland's 911 emergency. And listener phone calls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes it's that festive time of year again where Harland makes merry. Christmas talk, carols, and guests including George Michael from WHAM and Aunt Ruthy from Rochester. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A summer song by Harland! A call from Aunt Ruthy! Crazy whale and shark stories! A brand NEW dating APP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie goes through Covid Vaccine hell. Samuel E Quoke reads summer romance letters. Harland's new website and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just for fun, a little springtime podcast action! Nature's oddities, home style addiction, and Live Stand up comedy in another language (sort of) ENJOY, and happy SPRING! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael from WHAM calls in DRUNK! Christmas songs, Harland gets a new tree, listener phone calls, and a special Xmas present from Harland's boss, Mr. Featherstone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My NEW  stand up comedy album is here! CROWD CONTROL Volume 6 - Mostly all live, in the moment crowd work. Some cool NEW material being tested out. A tense ejection of an unruly crowd member, and some green room banter. Hope you enjoy. Download full album at harlandwilliams.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Featuring the Thanksgiving Day Parade, a journey into the MATRIX, A Hardy Boys Mystery and just a little bit of Meatloaf! HAPPY THANKSGIVING YA'LL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A very special Halloween podcast full of scary, scary topics and guests! BOO!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DR. ASCOT pays a visit to help us cope with Corona. Is the virus slowing down? Question of the day. T-Shirt winners! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beach bum CARL FLAVORS calls in and defies beach closures. Are we living in an ILLUSION? Harland PISSED OFF about ZOOM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New self distancing FASHION. CRAZY reptile news story. The repetition of the lockdown! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LIFE COACH Dr. Debbie Timer helps listeners cope with the virus. The GRINCH that stole virus! Harland CURES the VIRUS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Professor Charles Assmunch explains the virus. Breaking down the STIMULUS numbers. Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

VIRUS SPECIAL #5 - Did the Amish have things right this whole time? A member of the Amish community calls the show to discuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

VIRUS SPECIAL #4 - Creator of a NEW Social distancing App. calls the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland Highway VIRUS SPECIAL #3 - Virus expert Dr. Fauci calls in with new safety guidelines. What about the ANIMALS during this outbreak? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 2nd Harland Highway VIRUS SPECIAL featuring Army vet, Tom Dowdy discussing virus strategy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This VIRUS special podcast is to help you have a laugh during these scary and stressful times. Laughter is the best VIRUS medicine. ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hopefully a few good Christmas laughs make for a fun gift. Happy Holidays ya'll. Hope you enjoy this Christmas podcast special. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the FINAL HARLAND HIGHWAY PODCAST, featuring AUNT RUTHY, BBQ EDDY, MR. FEATHERSTONE, goodbye calls from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS, and more! Thank you all, love you!! Harland. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Update on FINAL EPISODE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2nd last podcast with CINNAMON BOY, Crazy SEX festival. ROGER says goodbye. Listener MAIL BAG. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is fed up with nicey nice Cops. Stand up COMEDY in Saudi Arabia. The waters are filled with METH-GATORS!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The UNOFFICIAL one thousandth episode. SAUDI ARABIA, Crazy FART story, A secret about Toy Story 4. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

KIM JONG UN (Kimmy) calls the show. STREET rambling! Who's a spy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal TOM DOWDY weighs in on downed US drone. Harland's invention. CRAZY news story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FATHERS DAY talk. Harland has a MIRACLE happen. PISSED OFF Harland. CRAZY news story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CRAZY news story. STAND UP COMEDY by Harland. When someone reaches out for help! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHIN HO from Hawaii 5-0 drops by with a crime update. Elon Musk praise. CRAZY news story. Calls from the Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SWEET SONG FROM 70'S. Crazy NEWS story. Question of the DAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MOTHERS DAY tribute. CRAZY NEWS story. Servicing each other! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland reviews The AVENGERS movie and it's not pretty. Social changes and history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CAPTAIN KIRK drops by. CRAZY NEWS STORY. Do you really know who people are? Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BILL CLINTON calls in. The Mueller Report! SPRING fever! Crazy Wal-Mart NEWS STORY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads spring romance letter. CRAZY news story. Listener MAIL BAG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Final phone call from GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM. Crazy NEWS story. Defending TRUMP's message! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNT RUTHIE calls in. CRAZY news story. Poor JOE BIDEN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Due to travel, no podcast this week. Sorry gang, back on it next week! COOL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CRINKY McKRINGLES helps celebrate St.Patty's Day. Crazy news story. Sad goodbyes from Pavement Pounders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BUZZ ALDRIN 2nd man on the MOON calls in. Crazy news/food story. Harland reviews a GREAT new documentary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PISSED OFF at nature. How to kill a president. Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PROFESSOR RUTHERFORD GRIMES talks hate crimes. Harland meets one of worlds top celebrities. Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CAMPFIRE TIMMY sings winter songs. Lion Attacks! Familiar sayings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNT RUTHY and the Grammy's. Reality TV. Crimes with fresh meat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot returns. SUPER BOWL breakdown. CRAZY news story and Harland PISSED OFF RANT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPECIAL GUEST - Comedian Aaron Klieber - Ghosts, Movies, Terrorists! We talk about it all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Due to some tech issues the Pod will be shorter this week, sorry, but enjoy the stand up COMEDY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SENIOR FUENTES and the border wall. CRAZY news story! Desert mystery solved! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HANDICAP STAND UP COMEDY. 1st Podcast of year with Rabbi Pappenheim. Dad, the Indian giver! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New Years eve COUNTDOWN TERROR!! Crazy News story! HAPPY NEW YEAR stuff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in time for Christmas. Presents from DAD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland Highway's 89th annual SANTA CLAUSE PARADE. Xmas songs and carols from the dark side Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We call WALLY the CHRISTMAS ELF in the North Pole. Harland does Xmas singing and stand up. Censored Xmas carols. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SASQUATCH calls the show. Landing on MARS. Letters and phone calls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PRINCE CHARLES calls from the UK. Why do we have EMOJI'S? Calls from PAVEMENT POUNDERS! Possibly the PERFECT movie?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THANKSGIVING SHOW, turkey talk and a call from RABBI PAPPENHEIM. Crazy NEWS STORY too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New titles are coming in December and wanted Premium Members to get 1st listen! Thanks for being PREMIUM! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DR. ASCOT ruins nature! What's in a SUNSET! Whale watching from above! We got a HAIRY JUMPER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNTY RUTHY phones in. Harland gets PISSED OFF. Is BIGFOOT real? CRAZY news story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FREDDY KRUGER calls in for our HALLOWEEN SHOW. Harland has a terrifying in studio SEANCE. What is HALLOWEEN? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland and Luke Skywalker in Twitter challenge. Interview with a VAMPIRE. Who's your political party? And, scary babies from the CRYPT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks to a PRIEST. Household tips. Harland does LIVE STAND UP to a religious group. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DR. ASCOT drops in. BILLY IDOL Live in concert. Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes to OUTER SPACE. Stand up comedy LIVE from Harland. Mr. Featherstone drops in for a visit. Calls from Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Harland admits he's a FLASHER. Crazy news story. And, lets all show a little compassion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets TAGGED. Too much HURRICANE news. CRAZY eyes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nature expert calls to discuss deaths and ANIMAL ATTACKS. Calls from listeners. Harland wins something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A RISK management expert calls the show. Pavement Pounder MAIL BAG! Harland's NAME is for sale! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BOY GEORGE calls the show. Harland meets one of the worlds top movie STARS! Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Summer CRITTERS. Harland is pissed off! And CRAZY NEWS STORY about testicles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads a summer romance letter. Calls from listeners. Death by butthole! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Commander TOM DOWDY on SPACE FORCE. Harland sings a summery song with his cousin Kevin! Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CAMPFIRE TIMMY  drops into the studio to sing campfire songs. Harland on Tonight Show and NEW comedy special announcement. CRAZY NEWS STORY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MOVIE STAR Christopher Walken calls the show. Song from a Pavement Pounder. Crazy animal news story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

951 - Harland's boss, Mr. Featherstone drops in. Summer songs. East Coasters, and Question of the Day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Summer fun on the beach with CARL FLAVORS. How to not feel down! BBQ Eddy is back! Harland has a nature encounter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BBQ EDDY is back! A man calls the show who lost his 6 kids at the Mexican border. Crazy news story! And, Harland injuries! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Summertime BATS! Donald Trump's SPACE FORCE. Pissed off Harland Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Harland eats a TARANTULA. CRAZY BRAIN news story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Campfire Timmy drops in to sing his stupid songs. Roseanne and Twitter. Harland pissed at LAX airport! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

KIM JONG UNG calls the show to discuss the peace talks. STUPID selfies, STUPID stairs, STUPID cars! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland in CAMBODIA and SINGAPORE. A nasty white RACIST calls the show and slams WHITES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boy George was at the Royal Wedding and gives us an update. Harland walks through Hong Kong. Crazy News Story wedding! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prof. Rutherford Grimes discusses the effects of RAP music. Stop the TRUMP hate! Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks to a man who claims to have died and visited the AFTER LIFE! School shooting solutions. Celebrity news! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot returns to annoy Harland. Dead Julia Childs cooks up an Asian feast. Harland gets pissed at the news! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Commander Tom Dowdy discusses missile launch on Syria. Crazy NEWS story on the toilet! Calls from Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FACEBOOK trials on Capital Hill. Dr. Charles Assmunch on chemical weapons. Dangers of cell phones! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CRAZY Pavement Pounder phone calls - Strange meats and things in the womb! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Be back next Monday when I'm feeling better! Sorry for the break! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A VERY special co-host today! Prank calls to SEX SHOPS. Ewok donuts, and MR. ROGERS too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tesla vs the rest! Harland gets revved up by a muscle car! YORGI'S nightclub review. Winter needs to end! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNT RUTHY calls the show, also Professor Rutherford Grimes calls to discuss the Oscar slump. Guns in Schools and things that piss us off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The White Trash OSCARS features winners of the dumbest news stories. Crazy news story about body parts. CARL FLAVORS calls from the beach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Debbie Thymer takes SEX calls. How much Sex do we need? Florida shooting horror! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland rolls out some fresh Olympic Games stand up material at the World Famous COMEDY STORE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

RABBI PAPENHEIM calls the show to say hello. Crazy SEX story. United America, let's work as a team! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPECIAL GUEST Gary Cannon, from the Conan O'Brien Show, talks about the special role he plays on the hit show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. BUBBLES the Manatee calls in. STAR WARS review. Calls from listeners. NEW TITLES for 2018. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the Premium members who missed the New Titles, here they are again before anyone else hears them - ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A caller files a lawsuit over HAWAII bomb scare. Harland takes a severed arm to the head. Letters and calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland plays a few clips from his NEW stand up comedy album. CRAZY news story. Harland sings a song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes to a NOT so funny bar downtown. And Harland is pissed at cardboard. Listener voicemails too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DR. ASCOT returns for NEW YEAR therapy! Listener MAIL BAG. Question of the DAY! Crazy COPS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1st show of 2018! Harland talks about the NEW YEAR! Health, happiness, goals, and FUN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Xmas episode with CARL FLAVORS at the BEACH and Mr. FEATHERSTONE giving XMAS gifts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Major Tom Dowdy from the U.S. Military calls in, drunk! Xmas songs, letters and calls. Carols from Harland and friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Xmas ghost's GEORGE MICHAEL and MICHAEL JACKSON visit show. Also CRAZY news story about the DEAD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland calls WALLY the CHRISTMAS ELF. Crazzzzy news story! Harland's TV commercials. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pop idol BOY GEORGE calls the show. A woman SCREAMS in the street. And insane human surgery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THANKSGIVING SPECIAL - Annual HH parade, TURKEY song, and AUNT RUTHY has trouble stuffing her BIRD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just a little update on the podcast delay! Hang in there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE become GOD? Tech help from a Pavement Pounder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland recorded today's podcast in front of a live audience. Crowd interaction and a great comedy guest! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland attends a Halloween PUMPKIN party! SEX SHOP shopping spree. Do you SMELL? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Due to some tech issues we decided to post some stand up comedy. Listen to short intro for explanation. Hope you enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Due to technical difficulties this podcast is different from normal. Listen to this short intro before listening to full episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

913 - CRAZY news story about CRAZY creatures. Vegas shooting follow up. Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We celebrate BOSSES DAY with Mr. Featherstone. LASER weapons and hidden delicious delights. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Talking about SEX ADDICTION scandals and a SEX ADDICT calls into the show! Major seafood discovery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about the horrible slaughter in Las Vegas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has a non-political look at the usefulness of a border wall. Would it be bad or good? You decide! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNT RUTHY calls the show. The Monster in your hand, cell phones taking over our minds! 70's Vans! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listener MAIL BAG! Harland reads and responds to letters from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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After getting pissed off at a monkey story, Jane Goodall calls the show to talk primates. A caller offers Harland a boat deal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland discusses the HURRICANES with BOY GEORGE and a man of the CLOTH! Also, HAYFEVER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey PREMIUM MEMBERS just for you some fun moments of LIVE stand up at The COMEDY STORE! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HILLARY now BLAMES Harland for losing the election! Carl Flavors says goodbye to summer! Listener phone calls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland watched a man DIE at the Burning Man Festival. A very sad moment to witness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HARLAND X-RATED stand up comedy! Military man TOM DOWDY discusses the N. Korean threat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We celebrate episode 900 with one of the funniest guys in comedy today, Theo Von. Absolutely HILARIOUS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about NASTY Facebook postings. Crazy NEWS story with SATAN! North Korean News! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We get a call from someone who stared into the SOLAR ECLIPSE! A caller with a PENIS SECRET! North Korean NEWS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedy legend Jerry Lewis is remembered. Calls from Listeners. Your CREEPY urine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets a FIRST CLASS CHEESEBURGER on Delta. Mr. Featherstone discusses Roger's future. Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Dr. Charles Assmunch calls the show to discuss science. A horrific PENIS story. Have you been CHIPPED? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DEAD Julia Childs joins the show with a delicious NEW food dish. CRAZY news story about the future! Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charles Parsley interviews paroled O.J. SIMPSON. Harland does STAND UP! Corporal TOM DOWDY calls the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This show I yuk it up with funnyman Cort McCown! We tak about GIRLS, GOLF, and SCARY CRITTERS - PLUS live comedy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CARL FLAVORS returns with activities from the BEACH. Pavement Pounder challenge. Harland gets pissed off at NOISE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes phone calls. BBQ Eddy still looking for friends. A CRAZY news story in jail?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

North Korean News. Holiday photo rejection. CARL FLAVORS and his summer activities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Captain JAMES T. KIRK from STAR TREK invades the studio. Crazy NEW science. LAW SUITS from burn victims. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A little teaser treat for PREMIUM members, the NEW show titles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BBQ EDDY is back and looking to Q! Some great calls from Pavement Pounders! A very painful QUESTION OF THE DAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's gardener SENIOR FUENTES drops into the show. Harland's idea for a deadly new chocolate bar. How to handle DEATH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads one of his summer romance letters. Removing yourself from the INTERNET! Bad couples! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DON'T PEE IN THE POOL, it will make you SICK! What is a BEARD SIZZLE? Science and pool pee, an expert explains! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did Harland accidentally become a GAY DAD? Let's celebrate CANADA DAY with SONGS and STORIES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is summoned to his bosses office, Mr. Featherstone. Strange behavior for a grown man. The death of an iconic place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie leaves a CRAZY voicemail. Harland gets misted and talks to a streetlight. Phone calls from Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you enjoyed hearing from the Anti Poaching organization you will enjoy this candid Q & A session with CEO Damien Mender Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A forest critter and a vegetarian go toe to toe in CRAZY news story. Harland's creative tip. Positive vibes from caller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland shares an incredibly inspiring presentation from the CEO of the INTERNATIONAL ANTI POACHING FEDERATION. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The art of talking to STRANGERS, how far should you go? Soda Pop theft! Dr. ASCOT confronts CAMPFIRE TIMMY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ice cream man DEMITRI OLIO comes by with his outrageous ice cream treats. Old words, new meanings. Face Filters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets MUGGED! Harland gets surrounded by wild animals. CRAZY NEWS STORY about private lady business! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Campfire Timmy kicks off summer with his stupid campfire songs. Question of the day. U.K. Terror bombing aftermath. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump is in today's CELEBRITY RACES. Say hello to 'Uncle FAT'. Harland goes for a CHILI DOG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BOY GEORGE calls the show to talk about laughing. The perils of SMILING. TV remote ANGER from Harland. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

871 - ENDANGERED ANIMALS, an expert discusses. Harland's animal attack stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cinnamon Boy is on the show and an expert about the benefits of CURSING call in. Listener Mailbag and question of the day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Commander first officer Tom Dowdy calls in and he's angry at insulting impression of him. Fat airline passengers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The drones are getting closer and closer watch OUT! Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland returns from his trip into the AMAZON rain forest. Exercise pills. Update on MELVIN the spider. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's gardener Senior Fuentez drops into the studio. Question of the day. A SIMPLE conversation. FACE TIME! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The annoying CINNAMON BOY visits the studio. Harland plays some vintage rock and roll. Letters from LISTENERS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

RABBI PAPPENHIEM calls in to chat with Harland. Pissed off Harland. Strange and unusual road sightings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A girl raised by MONKEYS calls the show. Harland has a surprise moment of happiness. Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal, Major, TOM DOWDY assesses military action by USA. Man crushes. CRAZY NEWS STORY Yucky salads! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - Harland does STAND UP, Virginia Beach Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Customer attacked on United Airlines. Phone calls from listeners. An angry PILOT calls the show. Obesity in the air. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland visits Charlie Lee at the Moonglow Tavern. Harland's Life Line medical screening results come in. Good news or bad? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie calls with scary news about Uncle Harry. Hungry, hungry spiders. Harland eats vintage candy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inventor, genius, ELON MUSK calls the show. Someone put something in Harland's mailbox. Harland on CONAN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH takes phone calls. Elon Musk NEWS. Question of the day concerning your morals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Captain Kirk takes over the podcast studio. Listener call in involving licking. Harland goes to heart screening clinic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr Ascot asks Harland if he's ever been touched. Crazy sex priests. Hanging at the CLUB. Harland's new cartoon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Featherstone orders Harland to re-do a phone call with Prof. Charles Assmunch over the political scene. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Toilet seat INSANITY. Carl Flavors calls in to discuss drug gyms. North Korean news. Is Harland part of a mad science project? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does a live show where he has to read excerpts from his personal DIARY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

KRINKY McKRINGLES visits studio for St. Patty's day. NEW rock album from Harland. Question of the day. Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland and his cousin Kevin play music and talk about their new COUSINS rock album, RATTLESNAKE LOVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal Tom Dowdy chimes in on illegal wire tapping. CRAZY news story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNT RUTHY prepares for the Russian invasion. Fools at the gym. The sad state of men's fashion in the modern era. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland reads mail from the Pavement Pounders MAIL BAG and gets a phone call from an irate listener. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another group of people outraged at being shut out of the OSCARS. Hairy Question of the day. Hollywood audition HELL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Legendary rocker JIM MORRISON of The DOORS calls the show. Crazy wedding story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President TRUMP calls in for President's Day. Modern day dinosaurs. STOP counting your change!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 A drug smuggler calls to laugh off Donald Trump's wall. CRAZY NEWS story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie leaves a message about a seafood dinner. Harland announces NEW music. A bold stock market prediction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yuckky things at Bed Bath and Beyond. Harland FAILS at home repairs. A Political Science professor explains Trump. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland reads items off a BUCKET LIST and discusses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Featherstone has plans for Groundhog Day. Intense vetting is discussed by listeners. Political intimidation madness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland discovers NEW way to cope with anger. What is a muffintop? The Question of the day. Call from listener. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets strange visit from the FBI. More actors are piling up against Donald Trump without giving him a chance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH takes calls. Food addictions that drive us nuts!. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charles Parsley interviews Hillary on The PARSLEY PAPERS. Crazy News stories. Harland does some twisted stand up LIVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Samuel E. Quoke drops in to read a romantic letter. Crazy word mix ups and crazy political celebrities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland takes phone calls from listeners and plays a cool RETRO song. Also, the question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Russian spy calls to discuss hacking the USA. Harland's memories of Princess Leah. Abuse at a lemonade stand. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DR. ASCOT drops in for therapy with Harland. The future of Twitter. Prank calls. Question of the day involving football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's final improvised stand up set of 2016! Happy New Year PREMIUM members! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about doing GREAT things in 2017. BOY GEORGE calls to discuss George Michael's death. Sex prank calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A chat about the life of the late, great George Michael. Harland's boss, Mr. Fetherstone comes up with New Years moneymaking scheme. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about the coming year. A new president and the ever changing world. Also, Xmas afterglow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zsa Zsa Gabor's death is talked and sung about. A young listener calls for WALLY the ELF. Harland sings an Xmas carol. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Premium Members, HAPPY HOLIDAYS and please enjoy this twisted stand up show I did just a few nights ago - Keep on laughing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rabbi Pappenheim calls in with holiday greetings for Harland. Prank UFO calls and listener phone messages. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes inside the CHRISTMAS STORY movie house. Prof Rutherford Grimes with socially aware Xmas carols. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wally the Xmas elf calls in from Santa's workshop. Harland gets PISSED OFF about tech. Naughty Xmas song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland prank calls a cat shop. A guy who has 800 offspring. A naughty Xmas carol for you to hum along to! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sex laden PRANK CALLS on today's show and lot's of uncomfortable sex talk. Dogs, humans and even Santa! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Premium Members Only - hear part two of Harland's crowd work album, CROWD CONTROL 3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal Tom Dowdy calls in to talk about the new president Donald J. Trump. Listener MAIL BAG, and Thanksgiving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ALL crowd work with Harland at comedy clubs. Special segment from his hilarious album CROWD CONTROL Volume 3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Featherstone wants Harland to teach him how to gobble. Too much poultry. Harland tricks friend into consuming testicles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we have the 49th annual Thanksgiving Day parade. Senior Fuentes drops in to discuss stuffing a turkey. Turkey horror stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael calls to discuss election. Crazy tickle news story. Harland pushes a truck! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My very funny friend and SPECIAL GUEST, comedian,  Eddie Della Siepe talks about life and plays game TOO SOON or NOT TOO SOON. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland responds to the election results. Aunt Ruthy has trouble at the voting booth. Crazy truck news story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A caller complains about one knee anthem controversy. Harland as a Super Hero. Someone lost 42 million dollars! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland spots something horrifying on his home security cam! The election so far. Harland's final stint on morning radio.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scary Halloween show with a visit from Jacko, Dead Julia Childs, and a poem by Mr. Scary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland shares his first vote with listeners. A crazy, hairy SEX story. Harland talks about his new star studded TV show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The final segment of Harland's short story. Crazy 911 calls. Harland on morning radio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PREMIUM CONTENT - It's the final segment of Garden Hose time machine story. Premium Members hear it first. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about the Desert Trip rock concert. Morning radio hijinx. Part 7 of Harland's short story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Premium Members get to hear Harland's Garden Hose story first. Join now for only $20 a year at harlandwilliams.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An irate caller wants to file a lawsuit against all transgenders. Harland on morning radio. Part 6 of Harland's short story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PREMIUM MEMBERS get to hear the next chapter of Harland's short story first. Join today for $20 a year at harlandwilliams.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Harland on a morning radio slog. Part 5 of the Garden hose story. Off to the OLDchella music fest. And calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 5th installment of Harland's Garden Hose short story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A crazy kid falls to his death or dies he in Today's CRAZY news story. Part 4 of Harland's Water Hose story. Happiness is, kids on a bus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Premium Members are getting this first. Join now $20 a year. Go to harlandwilliams.com to sign up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Technical difficulties! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland continues reading his garden hose short story. Obnoxious cell phone people. Funny one liners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthy calls the show to talk about Uncle Harry's Viagra. A walk through a Farmer's Market. Part 2 of Harland's short story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the 3rd segment of Harland's short story about a man who travels back in time every time he drinks from a water hose. Enjoy PREMIUM MEMBERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the 2nd segment of Harland's short story about a man who travels back in time every time he drinks from a water hose. Enjoy PREMIUM MEMBERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the 1st segment of Harland's short story about a man who travels back in time every time he drinks from a water hose. Enjoy PREMIUM MEMBERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Premium's, you get first listen to my crazy new short story. Hope you enjoy!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Presidential style debates between Cap'n James T. Kirk and Cinnamon Boy. Harland reads 1st segment of his water hose short story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks to a military expert on Crock Pot bombs. Crazy news story that comes from the air. Garden hose time machine update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does a live stand up show for you to hear. Do you have rabies? Pissed off at TV anchor people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland enters the cicada sex orgy zone. SPECIAL ringtone hell. Dirty SEXTING. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about a UFO sighting and some creepy bugs that invaded his food. Also a clip from the LET'S HAVE A FIGHT Podcast, funnnny! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - It's another round of the  LET'S HAVE A FIGHT  Podcast WITH COMEDIAN KIRA SOLTANONAVICH - ENJOY PREMIUM MEMBERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the QUESTION OF THE DAY involves awkward dating scenarios. Also some low down dirty thieves call the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland shares some inspiring moments from the BURNING MAN FESTIVAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Featherstone visits Harland's studio and forces him to go to a hospital to deliver a baby. Our food habits! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lieutenant Tom Dowdy is upset that we may have a female President. BBQ Eddy still looking for a BBQ, Favorite Podcast episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BBQ Eddy calls all over the country to try and find a BBQ. Harland steals and is so guilty he needs to confess. A strange, musical way to die! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A caller complains about the see something say something program. Re-living the past with your photo collection. Caller tells of favorite episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The actor who played R2D2 has died, his cast mates call the show to mourn. The Olympics suck. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode Harland gives listeners a small FREE SAMPLE of PREMIUM CONTENT to entice listeners to join the PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP. Live stand up comedy recorded on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood and Aunt Ruthy reads Curious George to Harland. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Harland has his comedian friend Kira on the show and they have tons of laughs talking about life!! Plus the game Too soon or Not too soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes live on stage claiming to be the worlds 1st and only ZIKA stand up comedian. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about his roles in the NEW R rated film Sausage Party. Crazy CLOWN story. Members of S.U.C.C. call into the show to complain about racism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets PISSED OFF about the dentist. Crazy SEX MONKEYS. Leaf blower madness! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cinnamon Boy visits the studio today. A haunted cell phone ghost story. The question of the day about elephants. Ninja Turtle knowledge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot returns to discuss Harland's reading of his LOVE poem. Thoughts on the NEW Ghostbusters movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has fun with the crowd at the world famous Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, CA. Enjoy Premium Members! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Expert on CROCODILE deaths calls the show. Bernie Sanders farewell speech. Crazy News story about crocodiles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's Aunt Ruthy calls the show to complain about getting old. Have you ever given 'Too Much Information'? Also a COOL Canadian rock tune. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets summoned to the office of his grouchy boss,  Mr. Featherstone. Trouble in the aging department. Is the podcast too serious? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland steals another comics act to try and 'Make it' in the biz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

784 - Harland talks about the dangerous world we now live in. Sorry gang, not much comedy in this episode, but in light of all the violence erupting in the world Harland wanted to address it with his thoughts. Back to the comedy next episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Samuel E. Quoke drops by to read one of his romance letters. What to do about all the killing in America. When good deeds go bad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A CRAZY news story involving beef. Harland is pissed off about the changing times. Violence at political rallies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does a strange stand up routine followed by a short interview. ENJOY Premium Members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael from pop group WHAM calls the show to discuss sexual acts. A crazy news story about a dead baby. The act of tossing a salad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JULY 4th podcast - BBQ's and pool parties!! Harland throws a July 4th pool party and talks about the in's and out's of it all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A very intense call from an apparent terrorist. The question of the day involves seafood. Musical brainwashing by Harland, and a game of Russian Roulette with Charles Manson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A woman who lost her legs calls the show. When fruits turn scary. Calls from the Pavement Pounders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland attends a very CHARLES MANSON birthday party. Also, a call from a Meat-a-tarian. Calls from Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Man finds BIGFOOT skull and is interviewed by Harland. Question of the day and phone calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey PREMIUM MEMBER'S - Enjoy Harland doing STAND UP COMEDY crowd work. A little fun with the folks in the crowd as Harland goes back and forth looking for laughs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A special treat, Muhamed Ali's very 1st boxing coach remembers the fighter and how he was trained. The benefit of wolf's in the world. Harland gets PISSED OFF about something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today we read some of your email's on the show as well as discuss the concept of sending flowers to someone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Under the weather, Harland toughs it out to do a show for the troops! BOORAA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The man enlisted to take the fatal shot at a zoo gorilla is interviewed by Harland. Also the question of the day answers a RUDE question. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland takes us on a behind the scenes journey from his visit to the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. AUNT RUTHY calls in to discuss Harland's Tonight Show appearance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HEY PREMIUM MEMBERS! Here's a clip of me trying out some new material and having fun with the crowd at the world famous COMEDY STORE on the Sunset Strip. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Campfire Timmy drops in to sing his stupid campfire songs. A CRAZY news story that might make you afraid to sit on a toilet. DANGERS from above. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland thinks he might be a bird?? Harland visits the Tonight Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HEY GANG. Sorry for the technical issues. NEW episode will be up tomorrow. Enjoy this Flashback episode until NEW show is posted tomorrow. Harland is on Tonight Show tonight so be sure to tune in for the laughs!. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Harland talks about the pros and cons of removing signs from bathrooms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ozzy calls in to discuss his split wish Sharon Osborne. The strange things that our private parts do. INKY the octopus has escaped! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal TOM DOWDY calls the show. Crazy eagles. And a quick chat about GOD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A quick lil' interview with Harland and the About Last Night Podcast just for PREMIUM MEMBERS! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael from WHAM calls the show to talk. The Question of the day. AC/DC and Axle Rose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss the election and where everything stands. This show not as comedy driven but hopefully you enjoy it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's new PISSED OFF, segment airs again today. Calls from Pavement Pounders, and SENIOR FUENTES, Harland's gardener, drops by. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland plays Russian Roulette with Bernie Sanders. Phone calls to a laundromats. The Question of the Day. And, enough with the Snapchat FX already. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we remember pop superstar PRINCE. Harland's one time run in with Prince. Also a tree hugger comes into the studio with a tree. Wee wee tree!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does some BLUE material and then has a sit down with some friends to discuss the material. Enjoy, PREMIUM Members!! Thank you for signing up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Queen Elizabeth turns 90 today and calls the show to celebrate. Crazy news story, and Harland's PISSED OFF segment. Off scoff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland plays a haunted theater and gets shown a ghost. The sounds of spring rain. Harland reads from his new comedy book. Why do animals fear us? Fear the rear!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about behind the scene movie stuff. Crazy goat story. The ZIKA virus is here, watch out. Out n a B-out!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LIFE COACH Dr. Debbie Thymer takes calls today to try and help people with their problems. CELEBRITY RACES with all the presidential candidates running down the track. Stack it back!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever been TEXT stalked? Letters from our listeners. A crazy farm animal story. And, Harland gets pissed off. Scoff scoff! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has an improv conversation with a "gun guy" at one of his stand up shows. Short yet interesting clip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After an emotional call from a Pavement Pounder, Campfire Timmy comes to the show and sings. Harland has a strange and twisted story about his pee. Holy she hee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charles Parsley interviews DONALD TRUMP on the Parsley Papers. A crazzzzy news story. Having some alone time isn't easy. Easy there Weezy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedians Adam Ray and Brad Williams go toe to toe in a 3 round fight with topics like animal abuse, dating, and beating kids. Become a PREMIUM MEMBER today and listen to the fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we get a call from Corporal TOM DOWDY on waterboarding and torture. Also, DRONES, do we need them? And a sneak preview of the next LET'S HAVE A FIGHT podcast. Fight till it's right!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does live stand up for a wonderful cancer benefit and ends up doing crowd work for 90% of his show. What a great crowd and a great cause. Enjoy Premium Members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's gardener, Senior Fuentes drops by the studio for a chat. A crazy reptilian news story. The things you lose when you get old. Oldy moldy!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks and laughs with comedians Adam Ray and Brad Williams. Breasts, dating, animals, and moles, are all covered on today's show! Blow by blow show!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy St.Pat's! Krinky McKrinckles the leprechuan appears on the show today. New segment called PISSED OFF! Hilary's cankles. THankles!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has a moment of being on full terrorist alert. Have you ever been butt dialed? Harland does a strange stand up comedy set. Set? You bet!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Green and comedian Orny Adams go toe to toe in a great 3 round verbal fight with Harland as the moderator. Sit back and enjoy all the FIGHT action!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sorry gang, 747 and 748 got mixed up in the order so this is actually the real 748 as 747 was listed as 748 (huh?) Anyhoo, today we take listener phone calls. A snake eats a bear, Daff Daffny calls in and talks about reducing stress. And a preview for LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST WITH TOM GREEN VS ORNY ADAMS!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Fazzistad calls in to complain about the banning of Muslims to USA. Selfies take the life of an innocent sea creature. Harland makes a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Mentos, the freshmaker!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How HOT is Marie Osmond getting? WOW! Harland talks about movie sequels. A story about a guy who missed a few days of work. Smirk at work!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes indeed, today Harland and Podcaster, funnyman Adam Carolla go head to head in a three round smackdown!!!! Enjoy the fight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Aunt Ruthie's husband, Uncle Harry talks to Harland on the phone. Bratty actress's. And DANGEROUS exercising. Sing ling a ding! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever been in the looney bin?? A fight with Adam Carolla. Sushi chess. Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Presidential candidate BERNIE SANDERS calls in to discuss his campaign. A very sexually charged insect story. A Pavement Pounder asks Harland about TRUMP. Frump a whump!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland works on new material and interacts with the crowd, LIVE at the Hollywood Improv! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, ADAM CAROLLA is Harland's special guest today on the Harland Highway Podcast. Listen now for FREE!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever get behind a 'How am I Driving' bumper sticker? Harland did and gave them a call. A man stuffs fish in his pants. Let's go on a nature walk with Harland. Nature bracher!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the VALENTINE podcast with Elvis love songs, Dr. Debbie Thymer with relationship advice, and talk about LOVE. Thump Thump Bump!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Great fight today with Harland and funnyman Tom Green going head to head! Who's gonna win? Lots of great, funny battles. Enjoy LET'S HAVE A FIGHT #4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A startling story about a bunch of drug addicted critters. Harland talks about a crazy road trip and reads a POEM about it. Poem shalom!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today a story about nudeness at a Waffle House! Harland and Tom Green have a fight. Strange stories with strange endings. And Harland remembers his pets. Schvetz da petz!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is forced to go to GROUNDHOG DAY by his boss MR. FEATHERSTONE. Donald Trump update as the election gets deeper. Jeeper creeper!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This was kind of a fluke stand up set where I was invited to a Bernie Sanders rally by a friend and he unexpectedly asked me to get on stage. I had to make up a routine on the fly. Yikes! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A wonderful tribute tot he life and times of David Bowie. Harland sings one of Bowie's number 1 hits to a packed house. George Michael from WHAM calls in and tries to ruin it all. All, all, ya'll!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Premium Members. Hear Harland do a 100% improvised stand up set on a show called SET LIST where the topics are given to him live on stage with no prior knowledge of them. Fun! Recorded live at the Melrose Improv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Captured drug lord, El Choppo, calls from a Mexican prison. Pen mystery solved. A new crop of modern cartoon characters is born. Born in corn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of the Pavement Pounders is upset with Harland and leaves the Podcast in a most unusual way. Professor Rutherford Grimes with his analysis of another Oscar shut out for African Americans. Fast food chain that loses sight of what fast food is. Food is rude!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal Tom Dowdy, war veteran, comments on North Korea's nuclear activities. Harland gets sexually molested. Aunt Ruthy reads Curious George to Harland. Gorge by George!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kim Jung Ung calls the show to discuss his recent nuclear testing. What is the deal with DEATH? The Question of the day. Say say hey hey!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Premium Members, hope you enjoy this special moment where Aunt Ruthie reads the classic children's book, Curious George, to Harland. Enjoy! And thanks for being PREMIUM!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets a call from the outspoken Rabbi Pappenhiem. A Pavment Pounder cries on the show. And Harland goes to Ancestory.com to trace his roots. No trace of a face!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot check in with Harland to make sure he is mentally fit to do his podcast in 2016. An Islamic Fatwa that serves mankind. Harland gives a tutorial in crazy voices. And 2016 ENERGY. Burn in a yern!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YODA calls the show to discuss why he's not in NEW Star Wars movie. Clearing customs at the airport. Happy New Year thoughts from Harland. Hear your rear!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our NEW YEARS show. Harland makes 2016 predictions and he is forced to attend the midnight countdown at the request of his boss Mr. Featherstone. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL. HAVE A WONDERFUL AND PROSPEROUS 2016 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just a couple of quick jokes premium members, to help you exit/enter the new year with a laugh! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today harland reads letters from his listeners. Death by cell phone. Xmas gifts. And, the most unsexy part of the human body. Shoddy eh Toddy??!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wally the Elf responds to children's phone calls. Picking out presents. A song by the McKenzie Brothers. And a Christmas message from Queen Elizabeth the 2nd. Queen steam!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Rabbi calls in to smooth over the last confrontational call we had. Some crazy Xmas carols, and last second shopping. Hopping while shopping!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's cousin Kevin Hearn from the band BARENAKED LADIES joins Harland for a family Christmas podcast. Singing and joking abound. Special just for Premium Members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drunk George Michael calls in with a dirty Xmas present for Harland. More songs from Rudy Carsoni. And a sneek peek at a Premium Member Xmas chat with BARENAKED LADIES band member, Kevin Hearn. Chat with a fat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The disgruntled Easter Bunny calls in to talk about the holidays. Harland picks up his Xmas tree. Cleaning up the loose ends before the year runs out. Loose goose abuse!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie goes to the mall to get her picture taken with Santa. The Question of the Day involving meat. A helpful Pavement Pounder gets dirty, and strange Xmas carol lyrics. Carol in my Merril Lynch!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Rabbi calls the show to talk about Jewish holidays. A favorite Xmas song is played on today's show. Xmas lights and driving miracles. Light my Lite Brite!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Mr. Fazziztad calls in from the Middle East to discuss the term AlahAlahackbar. A Pavement Pounder calls in and we talk about art. It's smart to fart!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Premium members here it is, Let's Have a Fight Podcast #3 - spoiler alert this one features outrageous adult entertainment personality Sam Philips, she has quite the potty mouth but is great at fighting. So if you're sensitive to swearing and sexual content plug your ears of just walk on by! It's a great fight both heated and hilarious! Who's gonna win? Join the premium club for only $20 a year and find out! Enjoy the fight all you Premium Members! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wally the Christmas elf talks on the phone with us today. Sneak clip of Let's Have a Fight 3 Podcast. Getting to the finish line, and more 7-11 stories. I'm fine, let's dine!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland finally joins Tinder, wait until you hear how it happened. Also, the question of the day may help you not break your wrist, and I think Jerry Seinfeld might have called in. Wrist I'm pissed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't miss John & John as they call out the 79th Harland Highway Thanksgiving Parade. Lots of colorful floats and bands, one of the most festive shows of the year. It's all about Thanksgiving on today's wonderful show. Gobble a bobblehead!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hear Harland working out some new WALKING DEAD zombie material live on stage at the Hollywood Improv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a pre-Christmas visit from Cinnamon Boy, yuck! Are there wildcats living in your house? The end of Bean Pickle. The tortured screams of hell. Smell my hell!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland pranks a sex shop, talks about Christmas, driving, bean pickles, and sadness. Fun on the run!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This fight is with two hilarious comedians from the GROUNDLINGS THEATER in Los Angeles.Brian Pelermo and Jordan Black. It's hot, it's heated, and it's funnnnnnyyy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Professor Rutherford Grimes from Berkley discusses the Black Lives Matter movement. Calls from Pavement Pounders about 7-11 and underwear leg. Harland and Roger get in a little tiff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can cats have murder on their minds, uh oh? The Question of the day. More underwear leg stories. A prank call to a party store. And do rock videos go too far with the sex stuff? Sex my Mex!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Premium Members join Harland for a live stand up performance at the world famous Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Samuel E. Quoke shows up with his romantic musings about the Fall season. Harland calls a gun store. Sample clip from LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST #2. A caller leaves Harland with a mystery on his hands. Stand on a bandstand with your hands!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the 711th episode so today we talk about 7-11 convenience stores and how they played a role in our lives. Halloween stories. More Underwear Leg feedback. And what does one do if one stays in a LOUD ass hotel? Motel sicks!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Senior Fuentes, Harland's gardener, stops by for an unwanted visit. Installing the NEST in your home. More underwear leg revelations. Halloween candy fav's. Pumpkin my lumpkin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the scaaarrryyyy Halloween episode with a live interview with superstar fear king, Freddy Kruger. Michael Jackson drops by to scare us too! Also, scary underpants stories and a woman who smells dead people, arooouwwwwww HAPPY HALLOWEEN JELLY BEAN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we look at the catchy music of the POLICE. What's in your car? Do you have flu voice? And here comes El Ninyo!!! Flu on your shoe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Harland's brand NEW podcast 'LET'S HAVE A FIGHT' Created for the Harland Highway App Premium Members. Today you get a free sampling of the podcast to see if you think it's worth subscribing to the Premium Membership, only $20 for a FULL YEAR! Hope you enjoy the 'LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST!' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie calls the show and leaves a long message for Harland. What happened to phone calls? Harland unveils his new podcast. And Vegetarians are in trouble. Pod a wad!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland finds himself wandering the city streets late at night and runs into a desperate person in need. Calls from listeners and tipping wars. Tip me a chip!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actress, improv master, and all round wonderful gal joins Harland on the show today to talk about dating, the end of the world, rabies, and the TOO SOON game. Soon we spoon!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael calls the show to discuss the 80's. Harland goes to an 80's rock concert in Vegas. Stupid dance moves. Uncomfortable orgasms. 80 a Brady!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charles Parsley is back with the Parsley Papers where he interviews Donald Trump. Abuse on sea creatures. How to act like a nine year old in a public restroom. Nine to grind!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets called to see his boss MR. FEATHERSTONE. A talk about some delicious yet nasty food. More news on the NEW APP, and thoughts about the Pope's visit to the USA. Pope uses Scope!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland makes a huge announcement for all the Pavement Pounders. We discuss fortunes and destiny. And, Charlie Lee drops by with his daughter Kimmy Lee and she sings a horrible song. Cookie a wookie!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, some moving stories about dogs. A talk about the human spirit. Woof a hoof!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland finds a dangerous monster in his house. Presidential canidate Bernie Saunders has a secret identity. What has happened to freedom of speech? Dr. Ascot drops by for a session with Harland. Ascot pisspot!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland recounts his BURNING MAN Festival experience. Harland's father leaves an annoying gift. Burn your urn!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is back from Summer vacay and freshshows start on Monday. Please enjoy this final Flashback episode until then!! HOOOOONK!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets batted around by bats! Phone calls from listeners. TRUMP follow up! Wumpum trumpem!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BBQ Eddy is back and so is Campfire Timmy. Harland swims with sea creatures, and the Question of the Day! Cow wow wow!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this show I offer up my thoughts and observations about Donald Trump and the American political system. Bump in the Trump!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chin Ho from Hawaii 5-0 drops by to share crime stories. Crazy fish species and crazy languages. A fight with some of the Pavement Pounders. Wish on a fish!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Commander TOM DOWDY calls in over the Iran nuclear deal. Road raging speed demons. And one lucky, lucky guy. Rage on the page!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Aunt Ruthie tries GPS for the first time. A father and son die in the most horrible manner, the drones are coming the drones are coming! Drone a sno-cone!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still on Vacay gang - NEW shows in Aug! Enjoy the oldy goldy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still on vacay - new episodes starting in Aug! Sweeeet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More classic monkey business while harland is on va-cay!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More flashback gold while Harland is on his summer vacation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In keeping up with our flashback shows we inch closer to number 42. Enjoy the GOLD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cowboy Chicken calls the show to talk about eggs. Harland spends time around some kids who are obsessed with their cell phones. Calls from the Pavement Pounders. Cell a smell!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this show we discuss the throwing of a hissy fit. Also, letters from our listeners in the Harland Highway mail bag. Hissy, lil' Missy??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this uniqe episode Harland tries to give sound advice to a Pavement Pounder who asked for it. Shrink with a wink!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A discussion about the legalization of gay marriage and what's next. When should you eat dinner? Pavement pounder praise. Gay I say!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Govenor Jerry Brown calls in to discuss California's terrible drought. The rise of ISIS and how it affects us. Crazy news story at the airport. Luggage my muggage!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An expert on drowning prevention for children joins the show. Harland literally learns to fly. The media weighs in on the need for human information to be consolidated. Cram my SPAM!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Samuel E. Quoke stops by to read one of his romantic summer letters. A man finds a suprise up his nose. And why are you wet in bed? Wet bed head!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BBQ Eddy returns looking for some Q action, The debate continues over human chip implants, Wall Mart truckers scaring Harland, and a crazy MOOSE story. Chip that dip Flip!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey gang, we had a tech glitch and we missed last Thursday's show. So here it is, sorry for the delay. Ignoore the outdated announcments at the end. On today's show, Harland talks about his new hot girlfriend. BBQ Eddy returns, and an angry Pavement Pounder vows to abandon the podcst forever. Flee like a bee!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does his very first jury duty, yikes. BBQ Eddy returns looking for some grill friends. Wait till you hear this baby abduction story, horrible! Baby with a rabie!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A desperate Pavement Pounder calls Harland for dating advice. Driving with your arm out the window, stop it! A new form of social media emerges, we discuss. Arm in a barn!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we talk about a disaster hitting the planet. Are you prepared the way Harland is? Also, some big laughs as Harland plays one of his short stand up sets from the Improv. Bomb a bomb!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The elusive Loch Ness Monster has finally been caught. The Harland Highway scoops very first interview with the team that caught him. Also more feedback on the Schlitzy haircut. And, do you suffer from fruit and vegetable guilt, we discuss. Peel my wheel!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are women becoming too dominant in film? Are they ruining it for men? Also, Sally Struthers calls in from her Institue for Women to discuss manners. Maxy my waxy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie calls in and tells us about a mishap at the mall food court. Are Social Security cards a thing of the past? And let's all remember to LOVE! Court my tort!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland reflects on his time spent with David Letterman as well as David's legacy. Dr. Ascot drops in and has a painful treatment for Harland's stress levels. Sressy wessy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special guest TOM GREEN is on the show talking about life, death, love and other stuff! It's a late night hang out with the funnyman himself. Lot's of fun stuff. Green Machine!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When animal friends turn into enemies. An INVENTOR calls in with an incredible new device to revolutionize baby care. More home remedies. Cure my fishing lure!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has an EXCLUSIVE interview with gender jumper Bruce Jenner. Also, a horrible fish plant accident. Irony, has it happened to you? And, do Americans hate Canadian music?? Sing a chicken wing!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is upset over a new Hollywood trend that is emerging. Update on the Tesla car, and some music from Neil Young. Fung Ho Take out!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The President of CAFF, Citizens Against Fat Flyers, has devised methods to keep overweight people off planes. Plus, Harland gives relationship advise to a Pavement Pounder. Marry a guy named Larry!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot returns to help Harland cope with his stress levels. The question of the day is a salty affair. We examine natural remedies for all that ails you. Asprin my napkin!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does the color of your car define you? Harland reviews a movie. Calls from Pavement Pounders. Bend to mend!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this show, episode 666,  Harland goes to hell to chat with Lucifer himself. Also we discuss good and evil and learn about Revelations!! Sear my soul food!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TIM COOK, the CEO of Apple Inc. calls the show to tell us about the wonders of the new Apple Watch. Someone wants a their head surgically transplanted. A Pavement Pounder becomes a Hardy Boy. Guess my mess!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes a call from a girl who was expelled from school. Do you ever have strange things laying at your front door? The insanity of the Iran nuke talks with the USA. Someone was attacked by an unusual pet. Whack a stack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland takes a visit to Charlie Lee's Chinese buffet where Charlie Lee wants a new iWatch. More secrets and lies from Hilary Clinton. The abuse of yellow lights. Glide and ride!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can looking at Facebook too early in the day cause depression. Conference calls can be hell. When do allergies start and stop? Wheeze some cheese!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael calls in with news about donating money to our vets. Is it time to stop taking selfies? Are charity commercials going too far?? Chair at a fair!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gorgeous actress Jennifer Garner calls into the show. A very unusal Mr. Spock tribute. And, lets stop exploting the weak. Spock a tic toc clock!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Middle Eastern man calls in to discuss ways in which North Americans can get used to seeing people wearing burka's. Harland gets his new Tesla car. Electric my selectric!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we a culture of liars? Former President Bill Clinton calls in to discuss. Also, harland goes on an incredible diving adventure under the sea. Crunchy a munchy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's extra long show is an interview with a filmaker friend who discusses his career and his near death experiences after a horrific car crash. Seed the speed!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we celebrate St. Patty's Day with Irish leprechaun Krinky McKringles, uggg. Also, a sizzling hot lawsuit at Applebee's. And Harland does some manual labor. Dig my wig!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A group of people who suffer from elephantitis are protesting Bradley Coopers new Broadway play, The Elephant Man. Letters from the Pavement Pounders. And, Harland has a most supernatural night!!  Boo a'la hoo!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is a guest on Space Ghost, Coast to Coast. Are mornings really "Good"?. A meaty car accident occurs. Harland plays an obscure Canadian radio hit. Boo ha ha hooooo!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we talk to an expert about having sex in a men's jail. Also, Harland disrupts a man and a woman's relationship at a gym. Positive feedback from a Pavement Pounder. Gym gym salabim!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes on an amazing trip through Busch Gardens, WOW! Also, KFC has created a NEW food product, wait till you hear! Crunch your brunch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How a womans boobs can get you dead. How the wrong pizza can get you dead, and some whacky calls from the Pavement Pounders!! Harp a carp! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland reports live from the Oscars. Have you ever seen a giant nipple? Why do they kill movie monsters so fast?? Staba blab! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland finally decides on a NEW car. George Michael calls in and is having a Super Bowl party. Pavement Pounders answer Question of the day. Super looper!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we try to catch up to the first 42 episodes that were somehow missing from the archives we play another classic podcast. Please enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the 2nd half of Harland's historic LIVE podcast at Sketchfest in San Fran. In this portion Mr. Featherstone appears, we discuss AIDS, and some fancy singing and heckling take place. Fraids of Aids!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do babies and household pets mix? Sometimes they don't. Is Harland the same as radio personality Phil Hendrie? Let's discuss. Philler Diller!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the first time ever Harland records his podcast in front of a live crowd in San Fran. In this half of the show some sexy swingers take over the podcast. Swing my ring!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks superbowl and the commercials. Intimidating objects in the backyard. Update on LIVE podcast from San Fran. Treat meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Letters from Pavement Pounders. Question of the day. And, making choices in life! Pull your pill!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks to a proffessor from Berkley about the lack of African Americans being represented at this years Oscars. Harland tried to play guitar. Press my mess!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are listening to American Idol auditions LIVE in studio. Comments about the President's State of the Union Address. Do you eat enough? Sun in my bun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Question of the day involves good old hard cash. Also, Major Tom Dowdy calls in to discuss crying on the batttlefield and POW torture. Swamp my clomp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is amazed wafter taking an electric Tesla car for a test drive. Also, a man that is part car??? Shift into a drift!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We discuss the shootings in Paris and the pros and cons of being a tougher country. Also, what's the deal with farmers and their dating habits? We find out today. Crop my dustmop!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The year just started and already Harland is a LOSER. Taking a reptile beating. Phone calls from the Pounders. And, Michael Jackson stops by and it's nothing short of special. Skunk a lunk!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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On this show we celebrate the bringing in of the new year 2015. We make new years predictions, remeber the year that just passed, and attend the 2015 annual GUY DROP with Mr. Featherstone. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we talk about people who exploit crying and people who sound great laughing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today show we enjoy Christmas with  Samuel E. Quoke reading his romantic letters. Also some singing animals from the San Diego Zoo. Santa's HO HO HO. HArland opens presents from his family and also sings a carol. Merry Christmas everyone!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Sony CEO calls in to discuss hacking and then Kim Jong Un calls in and joins the discussion. We also talk about why there seems to be two forces in the world, those wanting to move forward and those stuck in the past. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wally, Santas #1 elf, takes calls from the children of listeners. Another great race at the Celebrity Races. Harland buys his Xmas tree. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pop star GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in to discuss Christmas. Cell phone courage. Calls from the Pounders, and a fun Xmas song from Toby Huss. Silent wife, holy wife!!! ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Featherstone forces Harland into being a Secret Santa. The STUPID things we do. Another great Xmas song. Merry Jerry!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the first Xmas carol of the season on today's show. Plus, Aunt Ruthie leaves a phone message and she's having trouble with a dirty windshield. Why do we eat animal bones. And why won't ants eat some foods?? Grain in my drain!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we get a call from Santa's head Elf, Wally. He will be calling in from the North Pole from Santa's workshop. Also, a Pavement Pounder asks if there's too many podcasts? And Harland gets called for jury duty. Unravel my gavel!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets a call from C3P0 and R2D2 to discuss new technology and SIRI from Apple iPhone. Also calls from the Pavement Pounders. Stargaze a glaze!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the annual Thanksgiving show where we talk about the holiday. Also we go LIVE to the 87th annual Harland Highway Thanksgiving Day Parade with our commentators John and John giving play by play on the parade. Giblet my niblet!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Question of the Day wonders if you have your ass in gear. Some live comedy with Harland and a dirty, dirty crowd. Nutty phone call from a listener. Slip a chip!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we read some of your letters. BBQ Eddy makes final call of the season, and you'll never guess how old the oldest person in the world is! Prune a sand dune!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BBQ Eddy makes a call looking for BBQ, Harland gets involved in a raffle, the new iPhone is discussed, calling for pet fish, and the NEW app, FALLOPIO! Blunch a skunk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland announces his NEW APP, Fallopio. When a stranger cries, and Commander Tom Dowdy calls in to discuss his charity event for Veterans Day. Toot till ur mute!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's another amazing FLASHBACK show as we get closer to Episode 42. The earlier episodes that never got stored in the vaults. ENJOY!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A crank call to purchase a maneating fish from a pet store, attack of the rabies bat, AUNT RUTHIE calls in and has more car trouble, Harland reveals his Halloween adventure. Unspool my yule!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The mysterious ROGER who produces the show from behind the glass, finally comes in for a sit down. People with CRAZY cars, a crank call to a pet shop, annoying politicians, and the funny side to Ebola. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the HALLOWEEN SHOW, with CINNAMON BOY, Timmy the campfire kid, and Mr. Featherstone. We discuss Halloween, the origin of Jack o Lanterns, and trick or treating with a couple of complete morons. Boo on my shoe!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Queen Elizabeth calls in to describe the very first Royal Tweet. A great call from a Pavement Pounder. Crank call to a pet store. Halloween hijinx with Senior Fuentes. Trick or trout!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets into a technology frucus with a Pavement Pounder. Why is everyone crying in the movie FURY? A prank call to a mattress store, and anew commercial from Charlie Lee. Tank some stank!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A strange story about a man living in the woods for decades. Let's call the hardware store for a monkey wrench. How do u like your chicken? Sand blast my sassafrass!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tired of old zoo's? Try the new Rabie zoo! Harland talks about a HOO HAW! SCAMS and SPAMS. Blunt my flunt!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ting Lee from the center for disease Control calls in to give us an Ebola update. A Pavement Pounder calls with words of inspiration. And do you let your friends expire?? Crab cake crack face!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we listen to and receive EMERGENCY 911 calls. Also, are you part of a cause or just a poser? And justice, do we do it right in America? Poke a bloke!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland finds a rainbow. Some chickens are murdered, and the trouble with ears getting old. Also, calls from Pavement Pounders, and COMZILLA. Tackle my Snapple!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More classic gold as we countdown to the original 42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More classic gold as we countdown to the original 42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the show is dedicated to your emails. Harland reads and responds to your praise, insults, likes and dislikes. This show is on YOU! Scotch my tape!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liutenant Tom Dowdy updates us on ISIS activity, Human dancing machines, and crazy sea creatures. Sand my hand!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we unveil the mysteries of money, follow the story of a cow that got away from the slaughter house, and burning your damn face. Splash my cash!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has an Ernest Hemmingway of an adventure. Funny DISCO stuff, and calls from the Pavement Pounders. Brass Ass Glass!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's boss Mr. Featherstone forces him to do a charity prank. Also, personal grooming for men and women, and a call about titty wrinkles. Rica a roni on a pony!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another classic flashback as we work our way back to #42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we work our way back to episode 42 please enjoy this classic show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Birds are lighting up in flames over the skies, why? Do you really know your friends and what they do? Let's talk about lube and butter. Unplug my rug!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot returns with insights about depression. Have you ever broken something the first day you had it? Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders. A CALM ENERGY expert calls into the show. Dot my eyes!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ROBIN WILLIAMS remembered and a song about comedian suicides is played. Michael Jackson invades the studio, and a Pavement Pounder. gives sound advice about lint. Green in my spleen!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in to promote his new celebrity product, BBQ Eddie still searching for friends, and have you ever SHHHUSHHH!-ED someone? Textus my Lextus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The NEW Facebook, bad or good? BBQ Eddy still looking for ribs to share. Harland does some live STAND UP about Aliens. And Aunt Ruthie calls in and tries texting while she's driving. Steam my dream!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ROMANTIC LETTERS are read today with Samuel E. Quoke, Major Tom Dowdy updates us on violence in the Middle East, hot car death has happened to Harland. Brandish the outlandish!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A specialist from the Center for Disease Control calls in to discuss the dangers of the Ebola Virus in North America. When we die do we go to a "Better Place"? The sounds of Canadian rock band SAGA. Hickory stick a Bic (pen)!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our favorite chef Dead Julia Childs drops by with BBQ advice. Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders, and a little diddy that is sure to stay in your head. Pump your lump!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes it's summer and BBQ Eddy is searching for some BBQ buddies!, Do you eat enough veggies? The death of a very tall critter. A Pavement Pounder answers the Question of the day. Puncture my lunch meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Debbie Thymer LIFE COACH talks to a misinformed teen about her little brother. A giant bundle of teeth are discovered, and The Question of the Day regarding soft drinks. Plunge into grunge!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sadly, Cinnamon boy drops by to talk about his new cinnamon lottery, Pavement Pounders leave phone messages to my mom, when is sharing too much? News FLASH. Burp your skirt!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland shares one of life's rare MAGICAL moments. The Question of the day involving CARS. Let's talk prevention. And a News Flash update. Ground zero a hero!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we try to catch up to the original 42 episodes that were never posted properly, here is classic # 27. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Walk through the streets of Ireland with Harland as he runs the gamet past drunks, musicians and fans, Also, a disturbing new diet that might make u sick. Burned out and turned out!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about a death in the family, Detective Chin Ho drops by to discuss Hawaii 5-0 crime stories, and a social blunder that might get you in trouble. Plink Plank Plunk!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland visits his boss Mr. Featherstone who wants to run a contest to give away 1 million dollars. The question of the day about your teeth. Harland does a good turtle deed. Slap happy nappy pappy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland finds himself in the middle of a very strange murder and revenge scenario, verrry scary stuff. Also, Major Tom Dowdy returns to brief us on the escalating crisis in Iraq. A Pavement Pounder clarifies YouTube ads. Slip on my slope! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CAMPFIRE TIMMY drops by to sing campfire songs, the best way to die, the Harland Highway question of the day. Purple a nurple!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is a guest on PETE HOLMES podcast YOU MADE IT WEIRD, a chance to hear Harland on the other side of the mic - FINAL part 4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dead Julia Childs drops by with a delicious new dish, people who drive with stuff on the roof of their car, listener mail bag, letters from you guys, and experiments with wheatgrass. Muddle my puddle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charles Parsley interviews Hillary Clinton on the Parsley Papers, ice cream guy Demitri Olio shows up with his ice cream cart, the trouble with rental cars. Button your glutton!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is a guest on PETE HOLMES podcast YOU MADE IT WEIRD, a chance to hear Harland on the other side of the mic - part 3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does live stand up in IRELAND at an Irish comedy festival. Also, a war expert phones in to discuss the declining state of affairs in Iraq. Slily old bean machine!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland was a guest on another podcast and shares the 2nd part of the interview. Bake a fake cake!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie calls in during her first trip to a drive thru, Harland sings a crazy raver song with his band the Cousins, the new Google car, and cute phone cases. Sailor the wailor!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pop star, GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in to talk about summer. Is nature taking over the city, and holding your breath can be lethal. Burn a worm!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland was a guest on another podcast and shares the first part of the interview. Bless my Bilbo Baggins!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Believe it or not there is a BAD blowjob that exists, a popular Japanese pop band is attacked, calls from the Pavement Pounders. Harland plans a holiday in Europe. Slump Forest Gump!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Something invades Harland's home, texting and driving madness, Harland does live stand up. Blunk and blark!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With all the moving around over the last few weeks it's a perfect time to catch up on the original 42 episodes that are not in the archives. Hope you enjoy this sugary cinnamon flashback treat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A bounce house goes crazy. A famous artist we know dies, more nutty crying. Baa baa black Jeep! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How upset do you get when dildo's appear on TV? Is complaining a good thing? And why are we so uptight about sex and nudity on TV and in the movies? Cabbage crabbage!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SOCIAL MEDIA vs REALITY, does anybody know what's real anymore? The new Spiderman 2 movie review, not good. Shtinky winky!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the running of the KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN DERBY at the Harland Highway celebrity racetrack, Impostors in your social circle, and more CRYING from the Pavement Pounders. Blackboard smackboard!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's annoying gardener Senior Fuentes drops by, Hockey Night in Canada traditions, racist basketball. sink into a stink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's with all the earthquakes lately, should we be scared? Letters from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS, and a creepy graverobber story. Yuck my muck!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes in for a cancer check up, the question of the day involving cars, Harland does LIVE stand up. Sweet sltherin slacks!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland bumps into a girl he dated 25 years ago, Amazing futuristic food, and a crying Pavement Pounder. Gas light fright!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are painful science experiments really needed? Are little girls really qualified to be the stars of action movies? And confessions from a garbage eater. Sawdust on my stardust!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As requested dropping in the odd flashback show until we are caught up to #42. Still just as fun as the fresh ones. Tap my flap! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland shares some live stand up improv, David Letterman announces his retirement, and a crazy 911 call over fresh fruit. Double bubble Barney Rubble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 reasons why women fake their ORGASMS, Harland sings a song to say goodbye to winter, a boy digs up something strange in his yard. Bury a Larry!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where where you or where are you at 25 years old?? The Question of the Day, and a very cool music solo! Bingle dingle wingle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss the mystery of the missing Malasyian aircraft. Aviation expert GUY FRIES comes in to talk about how the plane vanished. Also, an old lady is dead and guess where they find her? Roast beef reef!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why does corporate America want your cell number? Call from a Pavement Pounder, a very STRANGE evening of dangerous sushi. Glab de la blab!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As requested dropping in the odd flashback show until we are caught up to #42. Still just as fun as the fresh ones. Laser beam my dream machine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this show another celeb comes out of the woodwork to challenge Harland to a game of Russian Roulette, also a deep look at who we are in the vast universe. Star cluster my muster!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland welcomes Isaiah to the show today where we cover a wide range of topics and play the popular TOO SOON or not TOO SOON podcast game. Capitalize my teeth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's crazy Aunt Ruthie calls in, Harland goes shopping for clothes under an alias, a disgusting skin test for sensitivity, listener mail. Hummingbird WORD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Calls from Pavement Pounders who found strange items in their homes, a visit from CHIN-HO with Hawaii 5-O police stories, and have you ever eaten your own garbage? Bet you have. Recycle my bycycle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today my little sister Barbara is visiting California and sits down to chat. Blink von Stinky!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Going through the crazy SPAM folder in my computer, Harland does some live stand-up. And do you have mystery items in your house?? Close you clip clop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we read letters from you the listener. Harland does some live stand up, and we talk about taking advantage of the things around you. Sun block my corn stalk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Viagra is used where it shouldn't be used, phone calls from the Pavement Pounders, and a special sitcom announcement. Grab a grunch!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland travels back in time and walks amongst the dinosaurs, a call from a friendly Pavement Pounder, and an unexpected visit from Dr. Ascot. Sweet heavenly tonsil meats!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about Phillip Seymore Hoffman's death and an encounter he had with the actor. Sexual workout machines at the gym, and Charles Parsley calls out an incredible race at the Celebrity Races. Countdown a smackdown!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has a bad experience with the 'N' word, a guy is buried in the coolest way imaginable, and who the hell came up with LOL!!?? Blippy blabby blue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did Harland get a ticket from the police or not? Tune in to find out. Samuel E. Quouk drops by and reads his horrible love letters, and Harland recommends a classic Christopher Walken movie. Muffle my tuffle! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How many steps does it take a person to get to having SEX? My obsession with LINT. And people who like to direct traffic. Cupcake my bupcake!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some strange stories are covered today involving perverts and murderers, also, drone technology to shop online. Buzz my wuzz!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's annoying gardener Senior Fuentes invades the studio, is charity sometimes a bad thing? And a nice phone call from a NEW Pavement Pounder. Crab trap my trap flap! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has a confusing run in with a lesbian, Harland goes thru the drive thru LIVE, and lastly, what is with the way we drink beer? Enough already! Boob my lube!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does a live stand up show in the attic of a Chinese diner, Also when is the SORRY stuff going to stop? Turn my urn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How should soldiers be handled when killed on the battlefield? Crazy weather, and something broken but still worth something. Hop skip and brunch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hear a clip from Harland's interview with Conan, how to overcome sleeping disorders, and a woman gets drunk in the worst possible way. Drop my crop!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's figure out what Rodman is doing in Korea, Dangerous pets for sale, rituals at ATM's and Harland's YouTube channel. Blinkety blank stank!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about his new movie BACK IN THE DAY, also, dreams, hair, and being a kid. Also exciting new YouTube channel. Bend my blend-er!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Highway and our 1st show of 2014. Today we read your horoscope to see how your year will be. We discuss the future, robots, Google, and lastly an UNWANTED visit from Captain James T. Kirk. Phaser my tazer!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's show we discuss New Years eve and holiday wrap ups. Harland's boss, Mr. Featherstone organizes the WORST New Years event EVER. Helping a Pavement Pounder deal with his twins. Putting an end to racism in 2014. Auld lang my sign!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, today we read letters from YOU the listeners, always a treat! Also we discuss the bad side effects of winter weather. Happy holidays!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's just about Christmas and we talk about the festive holiday, and then suddenly it all gets ruined because George Michael from WHAM calls in drunk and starts singing Christmas songs, arrrrrrrggg!! Bake my Alaska!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The humility of fame, decking your car out for Christmas, and Harland is ordered to play Santa at the Harland Highway Christmas Party. Jingle my Twingle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland get forced into an unusual situation by his boss Mr. Featherstone, also words to Xmas songs, and new fangled Xmas lights. Xmas movie talk too. Flick your Twix!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MILEY CYRUS is interviewed on The PARSLEY PAPERS today by Charles Parsley. Also, the fine art of giving holiday speeches, and the office Christmas party and a Christmas party song. Gaggle my Google! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

White Castle burgers has an amazing secret, Dr. Ascot drops by for relationship advice, America's longest married couple, Canada's health care vs. USA. Stretch my fetch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An unwanted visit from Harland's gardener Senior Fuentes, also the 1st Xmas song of the season, smashing booze on boats, and the strange customs we have with our friends and family. Button down the bongo drums!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has an encounter with a wild forest critter who isn't to pleased to see him. Delicious styles of JERKY. And a dangerous new "game" called the Knockout Game. Unwrap my minnow trap!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes it is here, the 59th Annual Harland Highway Thanksgiving Day Parade! We are going live to the streets where John Walters and John Starter, call the parade, commenting on all the glorious floats coming down the street. Also a bunch of other Thanksgiving stuff and... the Turkey Song. Giblet my nibblet!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Story of savage musical instrument attack, the art of waving while driving, what is Silica, and is it tougher to be a boy or a girl? Cortex my vortex!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live Coach Debbie Thymer takes calls about Obamacare, also, are people treated nicer when they die? Nasal colds and the hell they provide. Fish for a dish!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As requested, Flashback show on our way to catching up on the first 42 that were never posted. Enjoy Pilgrims!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sadly Cinnamon Boy comes to the studio today, ugggg, also there's been a critter kidnapping, Obamacare rollout failure, and Halloween madness. Phone my bone!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hear Harland yukking it up on a morning radio interview, follow up call from Pavement Pounder, fun at the Wal-Mart, and some very hungry bugs in your house. Jiggle my piggle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael calls in with a Halloween update, the outrage over banned costumes, and a Pavement Pounder calls in with a bunch of important questions. Burn my urn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie calls in to Harland's answering machine, we also have callers telling penis secrets, and Harland spends an afternoon hanging out with a baby. Sweet curved out car parts!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, it's the scary Halloween show with a visit to my boss Mr. Featherstone, a frightening SWINGERS party, a poem by MR. SCARY, and a horrible visit from TIMMY the campfire kid! Help my yelp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot drops by to annoy me today, as well we discuss a real cute pet story. Also, my final interview segment with actor, comedian, JIM CARREY is played, we joke around but also hear some deeper thoughts from Jim. Crush my crab shack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland sits down with his boss Mr. Featherstone, a song that helps with the human condition, and, why do people hate Wal-Mart? Burp my slurp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Many men find the need to stick their penis into things that ain't meant to be stuck, OUCH! Also, a 10 year old asks about the safety fom terrorists in the U.S.A. Blacken my catfish!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Counting down to show #42, here is another early pod that was never posted in the archives. Blink it and stink it!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does a late night Podcast after hanging out on the Sunset Strip with his buddy Matt. The talk turns to girls, sports, and general abuse of each other. Finger lickin good! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In keeping up with the oldies that were never posted, here is another of the early shows! ENJOY< BOY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss the danger of Government shut down, shopping for giant dicks, Ronald Regan construction Co. and calls from Pavement Pounders. Slip on my slop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Somebody has been peeing through their roof, we discuss horrid diseases, a nice call from a Pavement Pounder, and the sad state of violence in the world today. Block my blanket!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot drops by for an annoying visit, songs that remind of us of our broken hearts, supercollider science, and a new way of getting drunk. Crack a crisp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we have actress and model Julia Voth co-hosting the show today where we talk about cat walking, mars, and testicles. We also play the podcast game sensation TOO SOON OR NOT TOO SOON. Sweet celery slap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever find something disgusting in your food? Today we discuss. Also a Pavement Pounder calls in and tells me she LOVES me, and QUEEN ELIZABETH calls in to discuss the Royal baby, Sweet tender twinkle teeth!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An extended interview with one of the funniest guys I know, ANCHORMAN 2 star David Koechner. Today we talk about all kinds of important topics, get to know David and his work a little better, and also play the exciting Podcast game TOO SOON OR NOT TOO SOON. Sunny side slorp!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A phone call from the star of new sitcom PACKAGE DEAL calls in to discuss the hilarious new show, also a story about a man who passes out on a plane, and another desperate voice mail from Harland's AUNT RUTHIE. Sugarcoat my castle moat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Harland talks about his new sitcom PACKAGE DEAL, Also, the plight of the homeless, and one of the must frustrating knobs in technology history. Scrabble my babble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The QUEEN of England calls the show today to talk about the NEW royal baby, 1st interview she has given, EXCLUSIVE!! Also, amazing yet scary new device that lets you control another persons brain. Howling wind bin!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey gang this is a special GUEST PODCAST called GETTING JUICY AT THE MOVIES WITH DONNA & JULIE. It's a chance for you to hear some movie reviews from two of the sweetest Kansas girls you could ever want to meet. I am helping promote this new podcast, sure hope you enjoy it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever tried to get something out of your toolshed? It's a horror story waiting to happen. Internet HATERS, and a call in from Kyle Flavors a global warming expert. Tin can my hand!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An interesting revelation about the Beatles music, also,a "friend" sends me a distressed email asking for help and money, yeeeeeahhh riiiight!! Solarize my polarize!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another juicy FLASHBACK show as we work our way toward the first 42 that never made it into the archives! Enjoy!!! Bundles of fundles!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another juicy flashback show to get you caught up on epps 1-42. Just as succulent as the current beef!! Chips ahoy my toy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our old friend CORT McCOWAN drops by for some fun filled chit chat about summer, stains, and turning invisible. Also we play a brand new game on the Harland Highway today. Scrub your nub!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss iPhoto hell, greedy people and the outcome, a call from Harland's AUNT RUTHIE, and a story that's guaranteed to make you SQUIRM in your seat. Salad my dressing!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another great flashback show that never made it into the archives. Still just as creamy as the current shows!! Yummmm! Scrape your scrap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we chat about the ramifications of Twitter and social media outbursts, also that annoying twat Dr. Ascot drops by the studio. Crank my crabtrap!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes on safari to search for the incredible KOMODODRAGON'S of Indonesia, Senior Fuentes drops by the studio, and a brand new skin treatment using garden critters. Slap my knapsack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back by popular demand Harland shares one of his 'Winging it' stand up sets, recorded live at the Hollywood Improv! Giggle all over your wiggle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Someone was murdered by a cow, we will investigate the story, A listener calls in for a private show, back in time with the garden hose follow up, and the dangers of being a YouTube baby. Jimmy crack porn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices