Cures for baldness: rainwater and cow pats (First Broadcast 28/09/2011)
10/11/2019 • 23 minutes, 54 seconds
To Wig Or Not To Wig
Sean has a fan & is it better to dye or wig? (First broadcast 12/08/2008)
10/7/2019 • 21 minutes, 8 seconds
The Wee Man Is Very Quiet
Classic movie talk annoys Gerry, and he doesn't use the toilet brush
9/30/2019 • 27 minutes, 30 seconds
Away And Tighten A Vinegar Bottle
How to greet people, and chip shop trickery (First Broadcast 10 09 2008)
9/27/2019 • 20 minutes, 14 seconds
Jackie & Daniel In The Wild West
The Unforgiven, reimagined Ulster style (First Broadcast 05 12 2007)
9/23/2019 • 14 minutes, 46 seconds
Stone The Crows
Wigs, and what happened to the chicken? (First Broadcast 06 05 2008)
9/20/2019 • 27 minutes, 36 seconds
How Does It Rate On The Filth Scale?
Sean's eye brow, and a first taste of drink
9/16/2019 • 24 minutes, 41 seconds
A Kangeroo Landed In The Garden
Nothing wrong with hugging, and Tony Curtis' horn (First broadcast 27/10/2010)
9/13/2019 • 24 minutes, 3 seconds
No Real Names Any More
How to care for a hedgehog, and Fonsie the Football Coach (First Broadcast 25/10/2007)
9/9/2019 • 23 minutes, 43 seconds
The Only Organ That Doesn't Lie
The nose knows, and a lesson in 'sleaze'
9/6/2019 • 28 minutes, 43 seconds
No Future In Being A Hyena
Which animal would you be? Geordie is confused by a rest room (First Broadcast 27/10/09)
9/2/2019 • 25 minutes, 57 seconds
Fonsie Sells Nadine A Car
Gerry struggles with Jimmy Cricket (First Broadcast 10 11 2008)
8/30/2019 • 22 minutes, 51 seconds
Gerry's Festival Days
Airports, Derek Bell - and Sean brings Roy Walker back (First Broadcast 27 04 2011)
8/26/2019 • 29 minutes, 32 seconds
Sean's Sore Arm
Gerry worries that his star power is fading. (First Broadcast 07/02/2008)
8/23/2019 • 23 minutes, 59 seconds
Are You Still Keeping Pigeons?
The strange tale of Mike Tyson and a pigeon.
8/19/2019 • 27 minutes, 10 seconds
I Know Where You Got Your Hair
New hair, a wedding ring and the back seat of a car. (First broadcast 30/08/2010)
8/16/2019 • 25 minutes, 44 seconds
Geordie & The Wee Duck
A listener finds a duck, the Isle of Man gets Gerry in trouble (First Broadcast 28/06/06)
8/12/2019 • 22 minutes, 41 seconds
Two Types Of People
Gerry explains the art of talk shows (First Broadcast 25/09/07)
8/9/2019 • 25 minutes, 44 seconds
A Play About A Dog
Why attraction loses its lustre & is Gerry's laugh fake? (First broadcast 24/09/2009)
8/5/2019 • 25 minutes, 11 seconds
The Whiskey Chronicles
How Gerry got a taste for scotch, and gremlins in the machine. (First Broadcast 17/03/10)
8/2/2019 • 20 minutes, 57 seconds
Pushy Backy Standy Uppy
Sean's vanishing posterior and a singing donkey (First Broadcast 27/11/2007)
7/29/2019 • 22 minutes, 25 seconds
To Have Loved And Lost
Valentine's Day, Budgies and a cousin called Kevin (First Broadcast 14/02/2008)
7/22/2019 • 22 minutes, 47 seconds
When You Weren't Allowed To Be Bald
How to enjoy a half pint, and baldness (First Broadcast 27/09/2011)
7/19/2019 • 30 minutes, 17 seconds
To Cuddle A Spaceship
A man chases a fox, Geordie buys a cow (First Broadcast 06/04/2009)
7/16/2019 • 27 minutes, 44 seconds
A Play About Northern Ireland
King of the Culchies, and bad plays about Northern Ireland (First Broadcast 14/10/2008)
7/12/2019 • 25 minutes, 1 second
A Bear Ran Down A Hill
Gerry went fishing & how to rotivate a lawn (First Broadcast 07/04/2009)
7/8/2019 • 33 minutes, 13 seconds
A Spud Sits Weeping In The Attic
Geordie has trouble with a calf and some chewing tobacco (First Broadcast 21/10/2010)
7/5/2019 • 24 minutes, 58 seconds
Go To Bed Little Hedgehog
How to walk like a Protestant or a Catholic. (First broadcast 16/04/2008)
7/1/2019 • 28 minutes, 9 seconds
A Tale Of Cow Dung & Snuff
Do glasses have legs or arms? (First Broadcast 15/03/2011)
6/28/2019 • 24 minutes, 11 seconds
Gerry The Docker
Gerry's at the docks, Geordie's at the gin (First Broadcast 11 02 2009)
6/24/2019 • 31 minutes, 39 seconds
Skinny Malink Melodeon Legs
Gerry is not interested in children's rhymes of yesteryear (First Broadcast 23/10/2007)
6/21/2019 • 31 minutes, 35 seconds
The Days Of The Big Hand Bag
Airport problems and a history of Derry fashion
6/17/2019 • 30 minutes, 43 seconds
No Peas? That'll Cost You Extra
You're Bernard Ingham! And why less food costs more. (First Broadcast 10/09/2007)
6/14/2019 • 30 minutes, 17 seconds
The Balmoral Show
Gerry, Sean and Geordie meet goats, lamas and cheeky children (First Broadcast 12/5/10)
6/10/2019 • 21 minutes, 38 seconds
That Thing The Doctor Used To Do
Sean's riotous past, and an old use for '3d bits' (First Broadcast 22/02/2011)
6/7/2019 • 30 minutes, 49 seconds
Gerry's Own Goal
A football career cut short by a spectacular own goal (First Broadcast 20/11/2004)
6/3/2019 • 29 minutes, 12 seconds
Seven Pints & A Fish Supper
An unusual promotion in a local bar (First Broadcast 23/06/09)
5/31/2019 • 29 minutes, 11 seconds
Local Ads For Local People
Gerry dissects local radio ads, Sean won't do Ivan Little (First Broadcast 06/08/2008)
5/27/2019 • 23 minutes, 47 seconds
Michael's Haunted House
Michael says he has had several run in's with the 'deceased' (First Broadcast 29 03 2004)
5/24/2019 • 33 minutes, 15 seconds
Men With A Flick
Why can we put a man on the moon, but not put a man's flick down? (24/10/03)
5/20/2019 • 27 minutes, 53 seconds
Shut That Gate - The Musical
Gerry is writing a musical about the Siege of Derry (First Broadcast 04/05/2009)
5/17/2019 • 29 minutes, 52 seconds
Attacked By Crows
A listener is plagued by crows & Gerry wants back on TV (First Broadcast 20/04/2010)
5/13/2019 • 32 minutes, 56 seconds
How To Talk To People In Pubs
Gerry wants to talk to people in pubs (First Broadcast 19 01 2006)
5/10/2019 • 41 minutes, 44 seconds
Cowboys & Vegas
Cowboy museum in the desert & Brendan Bowyer in Vegas (First Broadcast 22/05/1991)
5/6/2019 • 38 minutes, 7 seconds
Tommy Kelly
Tommy Kelly's in Hong Kong in this vintage edition of the show (First Broadcast 04/01/89)
5/3/2019 • 25 minutes, 13 seconds
Airports & Teabags
The price of teabags at airports (First Broadcast 20/08/2005)
4/29/2019 • 20 minutes, 13 seconds
A Day Out In Enniskillen
Gerry takes a dander round Enniskillen (First Broadcast 26/06/1995)
4/26/2019 • 41 minutes, 28 seconds
Pregnant Ferret & Loud Levels
Geordie has a ferret problem, Gerry has a level problem (First Broadcast 21/06/2004)
4/22/2019 • 26 minutes, 28 seconds
Deceased Budgies & Grumpy Gerry
A listener loses his budgie & Gerry is in very bad form
4/19/2019 • 28 minutes, 56 seconds
Petrol Pumps & Gout
A young Ballymena listener complains about 'pointless' stories (First Broadcast 15/10/06)
4/15/2019 • 21 minutes, 33 seconds
A History of Gerry in 100 Objects
Gerry takes a bus trip to the Ulster Museum (First Broadcast 05/02/2010)
4/12/2019 • 39 minutes, 1 second
Chipeaters, Whistlers & Wah Wahs
Unusual names for Belfast folk, and a keen whistler (First Broadcast 27/06/2005)
4/8/2019 • 26 minutes, 2 seconds
Derry Wives & Guardian Angels
American GIs stuck in Derry, and Charlie Landsborough stops by (First Broadcast 03/11/03)
4/5/2019 • 46 minutes, 6 seconds
The Cow With Warts On Her Teat
Hand Dryer usage, greyhounds chasing sausages & how to mingle (First Broadcast 12/01/05)
4/1/2019 • 31 minutes, 55 seconds
Beverly Hills, Rodeo Drive & Coronation Street
Gerry & Sean get lost in a Beverly Hills garden (First Broadcast 20/05/1991)
3/29/2019 • 44 minutes, 29 seconds
Talking Teeth & Eating Teeth
Eccentric aunts, crosswords and a man with a broken leg (First Broadcast 09/02/2009)
3/25/2019 • 39 minutes, 33 seconds
Sean, I want to talk to you
Gerry is not happy with this morning's calibre of caller (First Broadcast 04/10/2004)
3/22/2019 • 27 minutes, 55 seconds
Gerry's Guide to the Big Apple
Gerry plans to run in the NYC Marathon...but plans can change (First Broadcast 27/12/11)
3/18/2019 • 47 minutes, 25 seconds
Golfing Gripes & Michael Moore
A golfer is upset, and Gerry talks to director Michael Moore (First Broadcast 12/08/04)
3/15/2019 • 37 minutes, 54 seconds
San Fran Daniel
Gerry takes a taxi tour of San Francisco with Daniel O'Donnell (First broadcast 23/05/91)
3/11/2019 • 41 minutes, 25 seconds
The Quiet Man
Who was The Quiet Man? Gerry is fed up talking about it (First Broadcast 20/12/2004)
3/2/2019 • 29 minutes, 53 seconds
It's Always Sunny In Northern Ireland
Sunny weather woes, chipmunks and Frank Carson (First broadcast 08/08/2003)
3/2/2019 • 45 minutes, 57 seconds
Love & Hatchets
Sean injures himself with a hatchet and a listener is in love (First broadcast 12/08/03)
3/2/2019 • 43 minutes, 42 seconds
A Terrible Thing Has Happened
A bus trip to Ballywalter estate ends in disaster...for a vase (First Broadcast 17/12/88)
3/2/2019 • 22 minutes, 44 seconds
Venice Beach, Paramount Studios & Sonny Bono
Gerry meets a tarot card reader on Venice Beach, takes a tour of Paramount Studios with Jackie Fullerton's uncle and travels to Palm Springs to meet mayor Sonny Bono.
3/2/2019 • 41 minutes, 15 seconds
Welcome to The Gerry Anderson Show
Sean Coyle and Eve Blair introduce the new Gerry Anderson podcast.