Two Chicago comedy ladies. Two topics per episode. 15 minutes each. Who will freak the other out more?
The Real Buffalo Bill & Michelle Remembers
Happy Season 6 finale, freaks! Thanks for sticking with us for another freaky season. Hopefully this especially fucked up episode will tide you over until we return in 2024.First up, Megan reveals the inspiration behind one of the greatest villains in all of cinema – Buffalo Bill. Buckle up for the horrifying story that is Gary Heidnik and his pit of despair.Then Lauren "lightens things up" (she doesn't) with the book that singlehandedly started the Satanic Panic of the 80s and 90s, Michelle Remembers. In this case, "remembers" is used in place of "makes shit up". Enjoy, try not to miss us too much and while we're gone, email topic suggestions to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
This week, Megan gets silly with it and tell us all about the Penis Panics all around the world. The penises may be fine, but the panic is real, freaks! Then Lauren takes us to her home state where a well-meaning scientist did a pretty fucked up experiment during World War II. His findings? Starvation is bad for you! See you next week for the season 6 finale! If you've got a doozy of a topic, now's your chance to send it to us at thefreakshowpod@gmail.com
11/14/2023 • 46 minutes, 41 seconds
Homeschooling & Ryan Waller
We've got an extra freaky one for you today! First, Lauren explores the strange and fucked up world of homeschooling. Sharpen your pencils, freaks, it's worse than you think.Then Megan takes us through the worst six hours of Ryan Waller's life in a twisty, turny story that is borderline unbelievable.Enjoy, cozy up with a gross cup of hot cocoa and send us topics at thefreakshowpod@gmail.com
11/7/2023 • 41 minutes, 12 seconds
The Killdozer & Air Traffic Control
Happy Halloween you spooky freaks! First, Megan tells us all about Marvin Heemeyer and the very scary "killdozer" he built to exact his revenge on his small town in Colorado. Then Lauren ruins flying for everyone with some sobering facts about the current state of air traffic control in the US. Air travel? More like, no thank you! Do some tricks, eat some treats and as always, send topics to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
10/31/2023 • 42 minutes, 46 seconds
Bridget Cleary & Margy Palm
We're knee deep in spooky season and bringing an episode unintentionally full of exorcisms for you freaks! First up, Lauren tells the story of Bridget Cleary, a woman unfortunate enough to live in Ireland at the time of the fairy. Then Megan tells the epic tale of Margy Palm and her straight up miracle in Texas. Enjoy, dig into the Halloween stash early and send us topics at thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
10/24/2023 • 46 minutes, 59 seconds
Gross Teacher Stories & Taliesin
Lauren starts us off on a very yucky note with stories from teachers about the grossest days of their careers, and the lesson is clear: give teachers all the money.Then Megan goes back to her roots and tells the story of a massacre at one of Wisconsin's most popular Frank Lloyd Wright homes. Who knew!?Enjoy, stay freaky and send topics to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
9/12/2023 • 41 minutes, 8 seconds
Tonda Lynn Dickerson & the Doppelgänger Murder
It's a story-filled episode, freaks! First Megan teaches us that with mo' money comes mo' problems with the story of Tonda Lynn Dickerson, the most unlucky lotto winner there ever was.Then Lauren takes us to Germany where it's not so fun to find your doppelgänger – in fact, it can be lethal. Enjoy, say hello to the PSL and send us topics to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com
9/5/2023 • 41 minutes, 48 seconds
Niche Fetishes & Norse Mythology
Heads up, moms! Skip to minute 22 if you ever want to look your daughters in the eye again.For the rest of you freaks... Megan gets things going (in more ways than one) with some very niche fetishes before going all in on the spookiest one of all. Then Lauren gets herself going with some of the weirder parts of Norse mythology before she embarks on her trip to the motherland.Enjoy! And send us some topics that freak you out at thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
8/29/2023 • 41 minutes, 21 seconds
TikTok & Eating Challenges
It's our last episode for a few weeks, so soak it all up you absolute freaks! First up, Lauren has the most epic scoop in Freak Show history, edging Megan out of a TikTok topic by mere hours. Also, spoiler alert, they're both freaked out by TikTok.Then Megan takes us on a disgusting tour of America with eating challenges from restaurants all across the country. Hard pass! Enjoy some time off and when you miss us, send topics to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
8/1/2023 • 43 minutes, 34 seconds
The Leg Smoker & Method Acting
Woof, you guys. Woof.As you'll soon know, Lauren and Megan deal with a very vocal dog during the filming of this podcast. Don't worry, it gets better.In between barks and sneezes, Megan tells the epic tale of the severed foot found in a meat smoker. It's weird but also uplifting? Then Lauren goes deep into method acting and some of our favorite stars taking it too far. Enjoy, send us your dogs and also your topics to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
7/25/2023 • 47 minutes, 3 seconds
Capgras Syndrome & Dr. Phil
Things are heating up around here, and not just because the earth is hotter than ever! Lauren delves into Capgras syndrome, a terrifying delusion for all involved. Then Megan goes back to her roots and talks about a messed up celebrity. This time, it's Dr. Phil.Enjoy, stay freaky and send us some topics to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
7/18/2023 • 43 minutes, 11 seconds
Face Blindness & Leonarda Cianciulli
We've got a real one-two punch for you freaks today: a rare neurological disorder and a cursed serial killer! First up, Lauren discovers while researching her topic - face blindness - that it is actually real and actually pretty devastating. Then Megan takes us across the pond to Italy, where we meet the very unfortunate and very murderous Leonarda Cianciulli.As always, send us some gosh dang topics at thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
7/11/2023 • 43 minutes, 45 seconds
Michael "Iron Mike" Malloy & Fatal Fireworks
Happy 4th of July, Freaks! To celebrate our nation's birthday, we've got a freaky lil episode for you.Megan tells the shockingly sad and fucked up story of Michael Malloy who does NOT have many friends at his local speakeasy.Then Lauren sheds light on the dark side of fireworks. Be careful out there, y'all! Enjoy, eat a hotdog and send us topics to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
7/4/2023 • 40 minutes, 7 seconds
Barbra Streisand's Basement & Fear Factor
We're back with a real mismatch of an episode.First up, Megan shares some of the more surprising design features of Barbra Streisand's house. (Plus a few truly infuriating details from other rich people's homes.)Then Lauren grosses us all out with memories from America's favorite game show, Fear Factor. Enjoy, try not to vom and send us topics to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
6/27/2023 • 41 minutes, 4 seconds
Elton Stephens' Kidnapping & The Art of Livin
We're back, freaks, and you guessed it – we had quite a few drinks before recording this one!Megan kicks things off with the one of the longest topics of all time, with a minute-by-minute replay of Elton Stephens' kidnapping.Then Lauren shares highlights from Matthew Mcconaughey's Art of Livin livestream extravaganza. Spoiler alert: it's shorter than Matthew's 90 minute highlight reel! Enjoy, share with a pal and send topics to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com
6/20/2023 • 47 minutes, 47 seconds
Woodstock '99 & Westboro Baptists
Pro tip: This episode pairs well with a shot of Malort.(JK nothing does)First up Megan takes us back to the greatest moment in music history – Woodstock '99. By greatest, we mean the exact opposite.Then Lauren gets heated talking about the hate-filled family of Westboro Baptist Church. We'll be gone for a few weeks, so while we're out, send us lots and lots of topics to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com. Later, freaks!
4/11/2023 • 45 minutes, 29 seconds
Stuff in Bodies & Olestra
Apologies in advance – this one's nasty! Lauren one ups Megan's famous "Stuff up Butts" topic with stuff in your organs that shouldn't be there. It's gross and weird! Megan, meanwhile, makes us listen to the truly upsetting consequences of eating a whole thing of Olestra Pringles. The takeaway? Just accept who you are and eat the whole thing of Regular Pringles! Let us know if you make it through the whole episode, and send us topics that don't make us barf, at thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
4/4/2023 • 46 minutes, 13 seconds
Aloha Flight 243 & Moby Dick IRL
For two very traumatic topics, this turned out to be a real fun episode! First up, Megan storytells the shit out of the short but harrowing journey of Aloha Airlines Flight 243. Then Lauren faces her deepest fears (literally) with the tale of the Essex, the whaling ship that inspired the story of Moby Dick.Don't forget to leave us a review and send us some freaky shit at thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
3/28/2023 • 48 minutes, 19 seconds
Mount Everest & Hospital Bills
This week, Megan takes us to new heights with facts and stories from Mount Everest, including the very morbid stretch known as Rainbow Valley. Trust us, it's darker than it sounds.Then Lauren gets us all heated with stories about unexpected and unreasonable hospital bills. It gets so bad we almost become Bernie Bros.Enjoy, get freaky and send us topics at thefreakshowpod@gmail.com
3/21/2023 • 52 minutes, 1 second
Bobby Dunbar & Gruesome Sports Injuries
It's Megan's birthday episode, freaks! To celebrate, Lauren tells her the story of small boy abducted from a Louisiana swamp... or at least that's what the official narrative wants you to believe.Then Megan gives herself the worst gift of all time: a never-ending series of horrific sports injuries! Send Megan birthday wishes and all your freaky topics this week to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
3/7/2023 • 44 minutes, 2 seconds
How the Ultra Rich Travel & Octomom
This week covers two classic freaky topics in brand news freaky ways.First up, Lauren freaks herself out with stories (and price tags) for ultra wealthy travel. Listen closely and you'll hear just a skosh of jealousy.Then Megan revisits pregnancy, this time through the record setting and deeply unsettling story of Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom.Enjoy and don't forget to send us topics to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com
2/28/2023 • 45 minutes
Facebook Confession & Pest Control
Another week, another opportunity to freak you out. We're so grateful.First up, Megan does some of the best storytelling of her life with the Dutch murder of Nicole van den Hurk and the decades-long search for her killer. Then Lauren gives us all the willies with horror stories from pest control experts. As always, if you have topics you want covered, email thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
2/21/2023 • 40 minutes, 52 seconds
Stuff Up Butts in 2022 & Robots
Happy love day, freaks! To celebrate, we got you this episode. We can only assume you got us fresh topics and emailed them to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com. Thank you in advance.Megan gives us what we all want – the stuff we put in all our orifices last year. Then Lauren shares freaky stories about robots and AI. Enjoy, give someone a smooch, and keep being freaky.
2/14/2023 • 49 minutes, 53 seconds
The Gateway to Hell & Blippi
If you're a parent, you might think the title of today's episode is redundant – and you might be right.This week, Lauren highlights one of Prague's biggest tourist destinations: an old ass castle built over a deep ass hole! We've heard it's lovely in the spring. Then Megan pours one out for all our viewers with small children and dives deep into the world of Blippi. Enjoy, freaks! And as always, you can send topic suggestions to thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.
2/7/2023 • 43 minutes, 1 second
To Catch a Predator & Blanche Monnier
We're back for another season, freaks! To kick things off, Megan gets into all the juicy and messed up details of America's favorite reality show from the early 2000s: To Catch a Predator. And boy did they catch some predators! And some regulars! Then Lauren tells a story that shows us what true love really looks like: refusing to marry for money so hard that your mom locks you in an attic for 25 years. If only we could all be so romantic.It's a whole new season, so help us out with topic and opener suggestions at thefreakshowpod@gmail.com.Love ya, freaks!