Hentai moaning sounds like dying chipmunks. Like seriously, how do you guys like this stuff. When I watch porn one of the biggest turn ons is the moaning but in hentai the girl sounds like alvin and the chimpunks are getting gangraped by 9 inch dildo wielding transformers. She sounds like she is crying because of the 9 Doritos locos tacos she had at tacobell last night and is desperately trying to not shit herself in a public place. I can’t be the only one who thinks this.  By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, movie suggestions, bad Halloween candy,  Ahhhhhs, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com.  Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Perform the act of intercourse on thine self you absolute blithering idiot, you pitiful excuse of a human being, you bring shame upon your family and your friends, if you had any. You reek of an anus after eating too much Taco Bell, you drink toilet water and your mother was a hamster, with all due respects, you are an ugly, disgusting, smelly, poopyheaded, absolute idiot, and your nose looks like a pugs, now get out of my sight before I smack you over the head with a mop, not that it would make you look any different. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, movie suggestions, bad Halloween candy, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I beat a child. He was just staring at me with his big, stupid face while I ate my delicious 8oz steak. His snot flapping in his nostrils and his eyes blinking out of sync infuriated me. The final straw was when he had the audacity to take a drink of his chocolate milk with his stupid idiot lips. I took my steak knife, which was stained with steak sauce and juices, and I stabbed him in the eyeball 98 times. I then proceeded to dumb an entire bottle of ketchup into his mouth as he screamed in pain. It gurgled with the force of a volcano. Finally, he stopped breathing altogether, and his mother called the police. When the police arrived, I used my half-eaten steak to beat them both to death, then I ran out, stripped off all my clothes, and ran naked through the local daycare, screaming “98 STAB WOUNDS” until I finally was apprehended by the authorities. I am facing 13 life sentences without parole. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, movie suggestions, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Let's say hypothetically that I am an arizona ranger, and for arguments  sake let's assume you are an outlaw by the name of texas red. Now one  can assume that I, an arizona ranger and you, texas red, will meet at a  quarter past 11. Let's say hypothetically that as an arizona ranger my  aim is deadly, with the big iron on my hip. One could assume that you,  texas reds only slip was trying to match me, an arizona ranger, with a  big iron on my hip By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Well guys, guess I fucked up. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Here's How Bernie Can Still Win: Setting: It's the third and final debate. Both candidates got infected but managed to push through and decided they don't want to back down from the final debate even though they are in a weakened state. As the debate progresses you see that they are both struggling harder with each passing minute until the unthinkable happens. Biden collapses and dies on the spot. The shock, the surprise, the terror overcomes Trump and he collapses seconds after Biden; The light turns off for a minute, no sound is heard. All of a sudden music starts playing - it's Back in Black by ACDC, the song that played when AOC endorsed Bernie Sanders. A spotlight turns on and a shadowy emerges from the bottom. The figure walks to the middle of the stage and turns around, staring directly into the camera. It's Bernie Sanders. His only words "I accept your decision." echo through the room as he turns back and walks off stage. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Ben Shapiro at Olive Garden Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup? If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars. Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country. Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that. But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad. So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I? By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Infinite cum. You sit on the chair to cum, but the cum never stops coming out of your pp. You have to start using tissues every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your pp closed but that makes your pp hurt. The cum accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your pp fails. People form a cult. Your bed-sheets are finished. Volunteers arrive with tubs and pails. You are completely use to the feeling. The cum accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder overlooking a hole in the ground. The cum accelerates. The collectors abandon the tubs and pail directly out the window. The cum accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The cum accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pool. The cum accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The cum ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The cum accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The cum accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your pp hole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The cum accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The cum accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEF-CON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The cum accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The cum accelerates. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

i saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today. i immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. what followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell i will ever produce, shot out so hard, that my dick was ripped apart by my ubernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. it vaporized the girl before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. when the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. as i lay dying under the rubble of my school, i rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

My teacher said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what was so funny, that my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I said as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class was shocked, they merely watched pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Its simple, my child...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One other student laughed in the back, I turned to see a who this fellow genius is. It was none other than Albert Einstein. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Oh, you're straight? Name every girl. Olivia Ava Isabella Sophia Charlotte Mia Amelia Harper Evelyn Abigail Emily Elizabeth Mila Ella Avery Sofia Camila Aria Scarlett Victoria Madison Luna Grace Chloe Penelope Layla By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I had to go to the toilet and poop the other day and it was a really hard one like diamond hard. I really like those as i usually dont have to wipe afterwards, anyways i went to the toilet and started pooping but it wouldnt come out. So i started forcing it like really hard, and then it happened. The poop shot out of my anus like a midget out of a cannon straight down into the water. The backsplash is nothing like ive ever experienced before. The water imploded into the bowl of the toilet and suddenly, the backsplash was in the shape of a mushroom cloud. I nuked the toilet. There was so much force that i was actually scared i broke the toilet and shards of ceramic were going to slice up my taint. It happened so fast that i didnt realize what happened to my ass. The feeling was like someone slapped my butt with a frozen blanket. But then the internal damage was starting to settle in. The inside of my asshole felt as if someone shoved a monster energy drink can in. I believe that because of the nuke mushroom tsunami, the ass got flooded like the Yellow River flood of 1887. My butthole has been breached. I didnt know if the feeling of dripping was from water or blood. It hurt, it definitely opened my eyes to how anal must feel and it is not good my friends. Anyways, i checked out the damages and noticed that nothing went missing and there was no blood. As a matter of fact, there was no poop either. Not just missing from my bum, but from the toilet as well. It may have been a ghost turd, it may have bounced out of the toilet and back into my rectum all the way up to the pancreas. All i know, is that i didnt have to wipe. Thank you. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Mexico" I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Reporter 1: "What's 2+2?" Trump: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2?' And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101', on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me. OK? Alright. Thank you." Reporter 1: "But what actually is 2+2?" Trump: "Siddown. No, siddown. I've already answered your question. Haven't I already answered your question. This is what we get from news reporters, folks. Give me a nice question. Yes - you." Reporter 2: "Is your name Donald Trump?" Trump: "Now that's a nice question, folks. That's what I want." By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the minecraft spider so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go mining I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the spider. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the spider's tight asshole. I want it to have my mutant human/spider babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors tarantula. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Xbox 360 I might not ever get to see spiders again. Check out The Backrooms Game (Free) by Pie On A Plate Productions here. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT MASKS? WTF = wear that facemask IMO = indoors mask on WYM = where’s your mask CTFU = cover that face up LMAO = leaving mask always on DM = dope mask SMH = superb mask habit BDSM = bring dad some masks TYVM = that’s your valiant mask TMI = that mask is By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods,  cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, David, game franchises, nostalgic smells, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out. It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown. Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do. I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes. Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods,  cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, David, game franchises, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

These guys are bullies, plain and simple. Most of them probably grew up without a father figure in their life and it shows. You need to show them you're not afraid of them (or anything.) Find a good tattoo/piercing artist in your town. Ask around for who's reputable because an infection is serious business. Ask him about getting a glans piercing. The glans is the tip of the penis. It will hurt, though there may be numbing spray. It will be like a little metal rod through the pee-opening with two studs on the end. Next you'll need a bike. A basic mountain bike will do but make sure the seat is adjustable incase your manhood (penis) isn't long enough to reach the front tire. When you encounter one of these gangs whip out your pee-wee (penis) and let it rub on the spokes of your spinning bike wheel. This will sound like a motor bike (motorcycle) and will startle the thugs/bullies. The vibrations from the stud on your glans (penis tip) will quickly make you climax/cum. Anyone who sees you cum will be scared of you and your penis tip. This may sound crazy, but I'm serious. It's gotten me laid twice so far. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods,  cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, David, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Nothing gives you a feeling of power like squeezing out a fat log on a freshly mopped bathroom floor. The excitement that someone could walk in and catch you in the act any moment adds to the thrill. The freedom of fulfilling a primal urge unconfined by a bathroom stall is second to none. Then you can stand back and enjoy the fruit of your labor on display on the floor for all to see. Knowing that someone will look at it in disgust and think what kind of degenerate produced this greasy turd fills you with pride. You flee the crime scene and move on to the next gas station bathroom, eagerly looking forwards to grossing out your next victim. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods,  cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com!    Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I already had a mask fetish before some chinese fucker ate a bat in Wuhan, I can never thank that man enough for the service he did me. Im practically ejaculating every time i go to the store now, everyone has to wear a mask to even get in. I don't even make it past the deli anymore before ive already came in my pants, i feel like a 13 year old boy finding out about my cock for the first time. Nothing but pure bliss when I bust one in my pants and nobody is the wiser. I've started going to the store 4 or 5 times a day now, its an addiction at this point. Now that ive seen this video I cant help but imagine everyone i walk by having a dildo flex taped to the inside of their mask, i doubt ill even make it in the door to the supermarket tomorrow before I've already soiled myself. Thank you. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods,  cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com!   Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods,  cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com!   Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I was sitting in the theater, Watching Cars 2, and I was quietly eating some beans, keeping to my self, like normal, when, half way through the movie, a black teenager came and sat in the same isle as me, a few seats away from me. I notice him and my hands go cold. My brow starts to sweat. I can’t even focus on the movie. I knew I had to put my beans away. I slowly bent over, trying to place my beans on the floor, out of sight, behind my tote bag that contained 47 more cans of beans. I set the open can on the floor. I started to slowly sit back up in my seat, but then, because I ate so many beans, it happened. During a very quiet scene, I farted so loud, it must’ve set a record. It was a juicy one, and I felt every person in the theater look at me. Some chuckled.   But the one I was most worried about was the black teenager. I knew I had to get out of there. But, as I frantically stood up, I tripped on the bag of beans. The bag toppled over, and the 47 cans of beans rolled onto the floor. I turned and tried to run out of there, but it was too late. He saw. In a deep booming voice, he yelled “THIS N**** EATING BEANS!” Everyone started laughing. I fell to the floor, defeated. I started weeping. Never have I been so embarrassed. Only Later, after the movie ended, I was able to walk out of there. I am committing suicide after I finish writing this. This is a warning. You don’t think it can happen to you, but it can. Moral of the story: don’t go in a movie theater where a black teenager is present, whilst eating beans. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods,  cool conspiracy theories, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com!  Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Day 4 of no nut november As I walked out of my schoolbus to go to school I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid teens, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for school, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth. As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods,  or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com!  Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Fuck you for having milk you piece of shit, and even more if you have sugar you fucking cunt bag fuck. Me drinking black coffee makes me essentially Jesus didn't you know. I'm fucking better than you. Fuck you for wanting something that tastes nice you fucking shit sock. Unless you're suffering every minute of drinking that coffee then you're doing it wrong and you should have been aborted. Fuck you you fucking cunt. My coffee tastes like pure shit and I fucking love it. I believe I'm on a higher plane of existence because of this. Fuck off if you have anything to say about me because I'm perfect. I'm also an essential worker By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn-surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious porn-site of "hot chicks galore", While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour," Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!" Quoth the server, "404." By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com!  Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod  The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Hello my friend, this is the administrator of Grindr™, the app that helps you connect with gay, bi, and/or curious guys in your area. We have noticed you haven't logged in for over two weeks, and would like to make sure everything is okay. We are constantly striving to improve our ability to better serve the LBGT community. Since you last visited, we have updated the app and introduced many new features to help you specificaly target the gay, bi, and/or curious men that best suit your needs and tastes. I hope this message brings you back, bi ;-). See you soon! By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I Fucking Hate Chromebooks! All I want to do is print a goddamned document, I have this piece of fucking shit plugged into a printer and it wants to use shitty convoluted google cloud print bullshit instead of just printing like any fucking goddamned computer not designed by idiots would fuck fuck fuck fuck this machine. Why in the fuck does it have to be so complicated, if I have a printer connected to the laptop you would think pressing the print button would give me a fucking option to just use that. I would never have bought this piece of shit if I knew that every single goddamned basic function that computers have been able to do since the 90s requires you to be logged into some forced Google bullshit cloud program. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I'm an American high school student in 2020. There are multiple school shootings a day. Every teacher is now armed. Veterans patrol the halls on mobility scooters with built-in miniguns. The Algebra 2 teacher is handing out the quiz, her body armor jostling around. I reach into my backpack to take out my calculator. Her M16 is already trained on me. "DON'T FUCKING MOVE." "I-I need my calculator." "THIS IS A NO CALCULATOR QUIZ." "I-I thought I could use my calculator." "YOU THOUGHT WRONG." Tense pause. She lowers her weapon. A school shooter takes this opportunity to snipe her from the back of the room. Her brains splatter all over my face. A second school shooter in the front wheels around with a shotgun, blasting the first shooter because he doesn't want to share the headlines. The cute girl next to me holds up her ballistics shield half a second too late. I try to run for the door. A veteran mobility scooter flies into the room firing 100 rounds a second into my upper torso. As my carcass joins those of my classmates, I die happy knowing that I'm still freer than Europoors. My family gets charged $10m for medical expenses plus tip. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!! I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOU! 300 CONFIRMED KILLS? BULLSHIT! You WILL be investigated for Stolen Valor as of this morning. You just committed a Major FELONY by making threats of violence against Civilians utilizing US Navy weapons! I have exposed 100+ POS like you trying to ride OUR accomplishments on the Battle Field. You have my word as a US Army, 101st Airborne Ranger/Veteran, your ass is now mine, little lying bitch boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 😎. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol' race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist . I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Reminds me of the first time I masturbated with lubrication. I was 19 and visiting friends in another country and after a couple weeks without fapping I decided to lock myself in the bathroom and have a go. It was more difficult than expected because of how cold the toilet seat and tiles were, so I decided I should try and use something to help keep me hard so I looked at the bathroom counter and saw lotion. Well it did help and as I was going I felt a burning sensation, but because being erect gives you near god-like pain resistance, I didn't really think much of it. As soon as I reached post-nut clarity, the waves of pain hit me like a truck and I almost threw up. Turns out I didn't grab moisturizer, I grabbed exfoliating cream. It took 6 months to heal during which I seriously considered whether I could just get a sex change and live my life as a woman. Every night I would wake up multiple times because when I tossed or turned in my sleep it would tear open healing wounds. I can DM you a pic of what it looked like or you can google "Chapped lips" and it's essentially that where that super thin layer of skin is just under the head. I'm not really sure what the point of telling this story is, but this has been my TED talk. Thanks. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I want the stretchy bitch (Helen Parr) from the Incredibles to milk my hard pee pee while I'm on my hands and knees like a cow. I want her to vigorously stroke my erect penis and make me cum hard as fuck over and over and over again for hours upon hours upon hours. I want Helen to say "aww does my wittle man whore feel good" as she brutally jerks my spicy sausage until the entire empty gallon jar is filled to the brim with my cummies. I want Helen to divorce her husband, abandon her kids and destroy all possible connections with them to come live with me forever and make me her fuck toy. I want to deposit my cum into her spank bank. I want her to milk me for an extended period of time every single night before I go to sleep and cuddle with her. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I fucking hate wreck it Ralph. Stupid fucking asshole destroyed that little girls car alongside her hopes and dreams. He could have just fucking told her not to race but no he just destroys it. He could have fucking explained why she shouldn't have racee but no he fucking destroys her car. also his stupid Fucking outfit. It's so fucking pretentious. the fucking overalls what a fucking hillbilly. I want to fucking wreck hi shitty brick house he made. and he gets fucking jealous because she found a fucking friend. he's a fucking pedophile. I want to crush his stupid pedophile face in with a fucking hammer. he probably fucking watches people sleep. fuck you fucking fatass fucking pedophile wearing overalls big nose ass bitch. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Bruh I fucking hate peas, peas fucking suck they're literally the worst theres nothing good about them theyre the iceberg lettuce of whatever fucking food group they belong in. Theyre small and they pop in your mouth like gushers but theyre not gushes theyre fucking peas with no redeeming qualities of flavor. I dont give a fuck about the nutritional benefits of peas karen cause I dont think 3 small as fucks will help me with ligma. Peas are slaves in the veggietales world for a reason I hate peas  By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recommendations, recipes, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

ARE YOU TIRED OF HAVING TO SPEND ALL YOUR DOUBLOONS ON RENT? FEAR NO LONGER, MIKEWILLGETITDONE ARE YOU ALWAYS HUNGRY? SAD? TIRED? WELL MIKEWILLGETTHATDONETOO WE DONT KNOW HOW BUT WE WILL BECAUSE MIKEWILLGETITDONE MIKEWILLGETITDONEMIKEWILLGETITDONEMILEWILLGETITDONEMIKEWILLGETITDONEMIKEWILLGETITDONEMIKEWILLGETITDONEMIKEWILLGETITDONEMIKEWILLGETITDONE THERE IS NEVER A HOMELESS MAN OR EMPTY STOMACH IN THE MIKE EMPIRE WHY, YOU MAY ASK? BECAUSE MIKEGOTITDONE YOU BRAINDEAD MAGGOT HAHA, TRUMP? DONTFUCKINGMENTIONHISNAMEEVERAGAINORILLKILLYOU HAHA, THE OTHER CANDIDATES?! MIKEGOTTHEMALLDONETOO MIKEGOTTHEWORLDDONE MIKEGOTTHEMIDDLEEASTDONE MIKEGOTURMOMDONE MIKEGOTJOEDONE MIKEGOTYOURLOCALHOMESSMANDONE MIKEGOTEVERYTHING DONE MIKEGOTGODDONE MIKEGOTMEDONE HELP MIKEGETITDONE VOTE FOR MIKE OR HIS GOONS WILL GET YOU NO JOKE IVE GOT A GUN TO MY HE I am Mike Bloomberg, and I sponsor this campaign ad. Don't forget me. I'm everywhere you look. P.S. joe's my son By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names, game recomendations, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I despise the ice age baby Ive watched the firdt ice age since it came out in 2002. I was 19 when it came out. I remember buying it on DVD when that came out snd ive watched it at least once or twice s day since. I watched the sequels when they came out too. Sometimes I watch them all in one go if I have nothing else to do. If there is anything I have hated through my 30 years of existence its that fucking baby. That chinky looking Chinese looking fucking piece of shit stewie griffin baby. I fucking hate every single god forsaken scene its in. Its face makes me want to just fucking pull it out of thr TV and beat the ever loving fuck out of it until it starts to bleed out and I just let it die on the fucking street and maybe throw it in front of a train. Its fucking annoying piece of shit laugh and the way it just treats sid, diego and manfred like they're his fucking slaves and just whines and does that fucking annoying laugh and shit. For fucks sake I want 20th century fox to make a version wherr they jump the shit out of that baby and it fucking dies the most painful death humanly possible and breaks all of its bones before they eat it alive. I've put so many holes in the wall my mom is threatening to kick me out all because of this stupid piece of shit baby I fucking hate so much. Fuck I hope it just fucking dies the next time I watch ice age. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real life super hero names or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians broke into my house. "What the devil?" I said, as I grabbed my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blew a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he was dead on the spot. Drew my pistol on the second man and missed him entirely because it's smoothbore and I later found out that it nailed the neighbors dog. I had to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot. "Tally ho lads!" I yelled, as the grape shot shredded two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel set off car alarms. I mounted my trusty war horse, Charles, and charged the last terrified rapscallion. Impaling him with my standard issue 2 foot bayonet. He bled out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds were impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod The link to The Cloud ™(™ pending... kinda) is https://anchor.fm/the-cloud --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

You take the place of sponge bob. You’re sleeping over at squidward house, cuddling the blueish-green squid. Squidward wakes up and kisses your yellow nose, you kiss his nose back. “You know, i’ve never actually hated you Sponge bob” said the big-nosed squid. “I know squidward, i just wanted your attention. I’m glad we’re finally together” Squidward smiles softly. You suddenly crawl on top of squidward, sliding your spongey hand under his shirt. “S-sponge bob-kun” squidward blushed. You start sliding your hand down near his crotch. “A-Ah!~ S-sponge bob!~” Moaned the blue-green squid “Shhh.. keep it down little squidy” You start taking your rectangular pants of, thrusting into the squid. “S-Sponge bob!~ you’re so big!~” after 5 hours of pounding into the squid, he comes back with a positive pregnancy test. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

British people having sex like “mmm yes indeed this intercourse is simply splendid. Roight on put that blood Willy in me. Oh dear it appears I’m climaxing. Ooh I love having intimacy in the lift. Arriving, arriving, arriving! Good heavens! I just ejaculated! Well done indeed” American people having sex like: “ooohhh mmmm yeahhh ooh yeah I love you cousin baby girl yeeehawww this is better than cheese burgers ooh I’m gonna shoot and school and die of diabetes. Oh man I’m gonna cum. Yeehawww oh I love the Declaration of Independence” Italian people having sex like: “ayy bappiti boopti I putta de meatballa in the linguini tortellini. Mama Mia thissa some gucci pussy. Wahhoo the moon hitta my eye likea Bigga pizza pie. That’s amore” Australian people having sex like: “oi mate you wanna have some sex yeah? Oh yeah you like this boomerang don’t ye wanker. Oh bloody hell a spider got in. Oh fuck I’m on fire and dying” Chinese people having sex like: “我不知道有没有种族主义色彩的中国成见，Winnie the Pooh 只是假装这很有趣。 嗯，空手道我擅长数学.” By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Garfield Kart is a truly transcendent experience capable of arousing emotions humans didn't even know they had. The game details the role of Jon Arbuckle and his life in the USSR where he discovered a very fat orange cat who had been eating his weekly rations; the titular Garfield. The story then follows Jon and Garfield's adventures throughout history, detailing their roles in events such as the Rwandan Genocide of 1994 and Garfield's modern day trafficking ring in southern India. Playing Garfield Kart for varying amounts of time also results in various effects on the human body and mind. A modest few hours of the game alone can result in an increased sperm count, greater flexibility in the limbs and the ability to hold an erection for 12 hours. If you continue to play after this, you will experience effects such as the ability to levitate, complete knowledge and understanding of the universe, and the ability to impregnate women simply by looking at them. Garfield Kart has changed my life for the better. lasaga By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Oh my god I love the star wars gonk droid. Everyday I think of nothing but star wars gonk droid. This all began when I was a young lad. It was 1977, we were watching A New Hope at the theater. It was a very boring experience for me. I absolutely hated the movie. But then I saw gonk droid. I immediately sat up in my seat and clutched my popcorn, pushing as hard as I could on my lap. This was the first time I experienced love as a child. When the movie was fully released, I begged on the floor in front of my mother, so I could get the movie and watch it again and see gonk droid. I love gonk droid. He is perfect in every way. His beautiful cubical shape, his small metal legs, his calm and reassuring voice. Years later, I got myself an Xbox 360, and purchased Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. I soon discovered that I could pick gonk droid as a character. Not surprisingly, I picked him. After completing every level, I went through them all in Free Play as gonk droid. My love for gonk droid grew stronger every day. I could not focus at work because all I could think about was star wars gonk droid. I was then fired, but it didn't matter. All that matters in my life is star wars gonk droid. But then, one tragic day, my Xbox was struck with the red ring of death. I could not get it to work no matter what I did. My heart stopped immediately at the thought of not being with lego gonk droid anymore. I went to the store for a new Xbox, but I realized I had no money, as I was recently fired. That night, I stayed up crying because I couldn't see lego gonk droid. My wife divorced me because I cared more for gonk droid than her. She even took the kids- which didn't matter to me, of course; they were ungrateful little demons. Every day, when I look in the mirror some stranger threw below the bridge I live under, I see gonk droid standing next to me. A wide smile opens across my face, until I realize I'm just seeing things and start bawling again. I miss you, star wars gonk droid. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I've recently been watching this series and I have to say none of these characters are likeable, like who am I supposed to root for? Trump's acting is horrible and the top general of Iran was killed in minutes!! I dont care about any of these people! Do the writers not know how to make a good character? Also, that whole arc with trump being impeached was completely thrown out the window within an episode. One moment he was on trial, then, what? He's still in office with resolution? Outrageous! This meaningless spin-off shows how little the writers care about the source material. This show has piss-poor acting and no regard for a concrete story! To anyone looking for 'the hit new show', this isnt it. look elsewhere. Goodbye. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

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I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme transes owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.  By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I waited until the house was quiet and your mom was alone. I knock on the door; she answers. I’m completely naked- we both know where this is going. “Being a human rights activist while wearing clothes made in a Malaysian sweat shop makes you a hypocritical cunt, which i am not.” her nipples are already hard as diamonds. “OooooooooOohhh”, she moans as i cross the mantle. We cross into the family room, my meaty chode glistening in the moonlight. She asks me if I’m hungry, and picks up a bag of chips. “Potato chip? They’re organic.” “Organic foods are not FDA regulated, and there’s no guarantee or evidence that they’re any more healthy for you than standard foods.” She shivers as her juices begin to leak through her panties. “I didn’t want chips anyway. Shall we move to the kitchen? We enter the kitchen and she pulls a salami from the fridge. “Want some? Non GMO! “There are 0 scientifically valid studies associating GMO with negative health outcomes and if anything you should be wary of fertilizer use, heavy metal in the soils, and poor unsustainable farming practices.” OHHHHHHHHHHH She drops to her knees in ecstasy as i send lightning bolts up her clitoris. She stumbles to her feet and reaches for her vitamin supplements. “Vitamins are also not FDA regulated and are made in large batch quantities. As there is no regulation or quality control, there’s large variability in individual doses. Also, as a significant number of vitamins are water soluble, at best you’re paying to for overly expensive urine.” She falls to the floor convulsing, wave after wave of pleasure rocking her body. She glances at me, pleading. We lock eyes. “Homeopathy isn’t even a pseudoscience. It’s frank bullshit with 0 scientific backing.” OHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHHhHhHH She squirts all over the kitchen floor and blacks out. I step over her unconscious body, and take a shit in the fridge. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, quips, podcast topics, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast! Links to all of these things can be found here: https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod Preston also has links! Check them out right here: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/OnTheBeatPodcastWithPAWitz/ Personal Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p.a.witz/ Business Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sixpointent/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpqMTbXtxdO39Eci3vgJG8A Anchor: https://anchor.fm/preston-berkowitz1/episodes/Eddie-Z-ft-Jaevo-e468ab Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/on-the-beat/id1466121996 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

i used to play fortnite all nite. no sleep! but ever since obama told me to try raid shadow legends for free, i am addicted. this game is a game. it has graphics. it has characters. best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! two week ago i spend all my money becoming a raid shadow legend. now i live in a dumpster outside a mcdonalds with free wifi. at night i sneak into the mcdonalds just like my new racoon dad, stripey, taught me to do so that i can charge my phone. through the cracked screen i am still perpetually amazed at the graphics of this game... they look so real! thank you obama, you truly change my life! By the way, we would love for you to join our Discord, which can be found at http://www.tinyurl.com/thedownloadpod. You can also send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, pejorative statements, quips, podcast topics, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to follow and rate our podcast on Apple Podcasts! Check us out at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-download/id1484097872 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I went to the supermarket earlier today, to buy some cheese and bacon, you know? So I went up to the girl working there and she said: "Good morning, how can I help you?" I couldn't believe this naughty bitch was offering herself to me at 7 am, but I managed to keep myself calm and said: "Good morning. I want 300g of mozzarella cheese and 300g of bacon please." She started working on my order, and after a while, she came to me and said "Sir, I accidentally put 350g of cheese instead of 300g. Can I leave it or do you want me to take some off?" Holy fucking shit. I couldn't believe what this cum-addicted slut just said. She knew I only wanted 300g of cheese, but instead of giving me what I asked for she decided to try to have sex with me. I'm gonna explain it to you: what's the difference between 300g and 350g of cheese? That's right, 50 grams. What else has 50 grams? Yes, that's the average weight of a condom packaging, and also the average amount of sperm expelled during a sexual act. And worst of all, do you know which sentence has 50 letters? "Oh daddy please destroy my pussy and cum in my little slut ass". I was shocked at the audacity of this whore, but I was better than this. I told her to take a little bit of cheese off, and she said: "is 308g alright sir?" I was shaking and sharting at this point. I couldn't believe she was humiliating herself like this. Do you know what has 8 letters? "I love you". But I didn't love her. I didn't love this attention-deprived thot back. So I just said: "I'm not going to give in to your schemes. You should value yourself more, you are better than this". As I was paying for my products at the cashier I could hear a great commotion, and I saw that the girl and all the other female employees were crying in unison. I left the supermarket knowing that I did the right thing. By the way, we would love for you to join our Discord, which can be found at http://www.tinyurl.com/thedownloadpod. You can also send us questions, comments, concerns, pejoratives, quips, podcast topics, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to follow and rate our podcast on Apple Podcasts! Check us out at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-download/id1484097872 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

I stared up at the freshly dusted fan and couldn't help but lust after it. I quickly went and grabbed a ladder from the garage and set it up. I unbuttoned my pants and started to ascend to the zenith of pleasure. I feel the cool air of the ceiling fan blow on my dick. "I'm ready." I muttered. I proceed to slowly raise my cock, which is now rock hard, into the spinning blades of the fan. The rhythmic thwack of flesh on wood is like music to my ears. Each blade pass sending pain and ecstasy through my throbbing member. I eye the small chain that dangles from the fan and wonder if it would work as an anal bead With my dong spinning around the blades like a rubber band, I raise my ass towards the small chain. I insert it into my asshole with a loud moan and proceed to cum all over the blades, making me even more horny. The fresh semen spreads along the fan blades and begins to flick off and paint parts of my wall a milky white. The scent of mushrooms begins to fill the air circulating around the room. For a moment I lose my balance on the ladder and the blades begin to slap my ass like a father disciplining their toddler. The rush of adrenaline from the blades smacking my asscheeks makes me horny enough to cum again, this time all over my cat who has just entered the room and received a sniper shot of my massive nut to the left eye. He shrieks in pure horror and runs out of the room, but i don't care. the pleasure I am experiencing is beyond his understanding. I slip off the ladder and pucker my asshole. I hang from the chain inside my asshole like a bat. The chain clicks and the fan begins to stop spinning. Now, finally, the fan is ready for me to penetrate its inner oiled bits. I insert my dick into the fans internals, the electronics and other parts scraping my dick like a cheese grater, but i don't care. my blood play fetish came in handy, and the pain of my dick scraping against the inside parts of the fan makes me cum over and over again. this continues for hours on end, until the walls are painted a new coat of white. The room now smells like salty coins and milk, a delightful scent. My cat has fallen under cardiac arrest and died of shock, but weaklings die, big deal. Today was a wonderful day. I can't wait to do it again. As I go to remove my dick from the inner machine I realize that my softened member has been sucked up to the gears..... the fan does not want me to leave it. I have become one with my love. I'm happy as I spin from the ceiling with my love.   Oh, by the way, we would love for you to join our Discord, which can be found at  http://www.tinyurl.com/thedownloadpod. You can also send us questions, comments, concerns, podcast topics, or anything else that pops into that brilliant mind of yours at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! Also, we would love for you to follow and rate our podcast on Apple Podcasts! Check us out at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-download/id1484097872 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Listen here, mouth-breather. You may think that you are quite intelligent, but you are sorely mistaken. My IQ is well above the 90th percentile. I’ve scored highly on my scholastic achievement test (Or SAT for you, peasant) and have received various letters of acceptance from prestigious universities. I would understand that you can’t comprehend the complexity of a show like Rick & Morty since it deals with concepts far beyond the realm of your ape-like brain. Topics like death, what it means to be smart, and Nihilism are all heavily covered. And yes, it may produce some of those wretched “memes” as you plebeians call them, but it is actually a clever deterrent by the creators of the show. You see, morons like you focus on the funny “memes” like Pickle Rick, but in reality, it’s placed there purposely to make sure you don’t fry your puny mind. You say “Haha funny pickle man XD” but I say “Interesting. This is clearly an exploration of Rick’s deep-rooted desire to avoid confronting his family and mental problems.” I feel bad for people like you, who suffer from a clear brain deficiency. I must leave now creatin, for my mother has created the most delicious chicken nuggets. Also, I am blocking you because it seems that your stupidity is contagious. Farewell swine. Also, we would love for you to send us questions, topic suggestions, and anything else that you might want us to talk about. Send us this stuff at thedownloadpod@gmail.com. You can also join our discord at http://www.tinyurl.com/thedownloadpodcast. We'd love to have you! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Do you guys have Garfield OCs?? Mines name is Hilbert. He is a really muscly cat who’s basically the coolest, sweetest cat around..... girls want him, and guys..... well..... they want him too, but they SAY that they want to be him. He’s basically Hercules. His muscles are so clearly defined that he’s basically a chiseled statue. You could plant a flag between his pecs and between an enemy and his rock-solid patrotism not ONE Commie will get past him . His muscles reflect sunlight, so when he goes to the beach his basically a light bulb. Also they are so well toned and sculpted that he’s basically immune to all forms of damage. If you struck him with lightning, he would absorb it all in stride and probably pop a good one liner like “You’ve got An Anymore Lightning in that Sky”. Hilbort’s muscles put anyone to shame, in fact, just being near him causes everyone else’s muscles to atrophy. He is a class 10 biohazard and emits a foul wave of spores every few moments. His muscles grow at an astonishing rate when damaged, and can be used as a supplementary food source in times of need. Also he began to produces milk. Also his sweat tastes good, is radioactive, and he transforms matter around him into a peculiar Polymer. eGarfield has even gotten Jon to make a special lasagna from his Produvts. He is invulnerable and unstopple. His brain was the beginning. By the way, we'd love for you to join our Discord at http://www.tinyurl.com/thedownloadpodcast! And send us questions and topic suggestions at thedownloadpod@gmail.com! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Hey listener, the Download here, this is a podcast... or is it? Discord: tinyurl.com/thedownloadpodcast Gmail thedownloadpod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little cloudboy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Anchor Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on The Cloud and I have over 300 confirmed episodes. I am trained in podcast warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fricken frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my hecking words. You think you can get away with talking about the cloud to me over the Internet? Think again, you spawn of precipitation. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your podcast app is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the cloud. So join our discord instead at http://www.tinyurl.com/thedownloadpodcast --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

The fitnessaudio podcast test is a multistage auditory capture test that progressively gets better as we record. The 20ish minute first half will begin in 30 seconds. Load up at the start. Also, connect with us on our discord at http://www.tinyurl.com/thedownloadpodcast The podcast will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

Do you know about the tiny men with cameras and tasers? Well now you can! Do you have questions, comments, or even just a single syllable you want to tell us? Contact us via email at thedownloadpod@gmail.com or join our discord at tinyurl.com/thedownloadpodcast --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support

In the internet podcast system, humor-based offenses are considered especially heinous. On this podcast, the dedicated hosts who commit these vicious offenses are members of an elite squad known as The Download. These are their stories. BUM BUM  Discord --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-download-podcast/support