Andrew forgot that hot tea and hot quinoa in his already hot closet would make him even hotter, so he's mildly suffering from heat stroke in this one. Pair that with a book that's more vanilla than an enturtlenecked sexual encounter in the suburbs. Also we discover a conspiracy about the "author" that goes ALL THE WAY DOWN. Sharing My Gay Husband's Ass: Piano Lessons by "Hank" Wilder   @td3somepodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This, our first episode recorded in 2018, is finally ready for your ears! We're back in the saddle, again (again), and ready to lull you off to creeped-outs-ville once more. Listen as we finally crack the mermaid anatomy dilemma, and figure out the punchline to, "What do you get when you cross a lady astronaut with a group of six telepathic fuck monkeys?"   Violated By Monsters: The Merman School by Hannah Wilde   @td3somepodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I feel like every other episode I have to apologize for our terrible, terrible release schedule. I'm sorry. I truly am, I know it's bad, but we're here for you. We can nurture you in this time of need... Just trust in us. We'll keep you safe. Anyway, happy February, so in honor of this most auspicious of months, we're releasing our holiday bonus special. Hooray! Merry February! And a happy new year!   Darkness Inside Me: XXXMas with Krampus by Olivia Scott-Hill   @td3somepodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry. We didn't mean to take 6 weeks off from this. We're TERRIBLY sorry. So sowwy :( We need a punishment... A nice big spanking to show how SOWWY WE IS. This book doesn't have any DD/LG or BDSM stuff so I don't know why the description does. Life is just full of little mysteries isn't it? Kissing the Pink by Brooklyn Reese @td3somepodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ok so. Like. Give us a break on this one ok? We're really sorry, and promise that there's a possibility that it won't happen again. We spent most (not being hyperbolic there) of this episode talking about a certain British Baking Show. Is it related to the book Pole Star? Tangentially, if at all. But oh well. Check this pic of Paullywood if you DARE ooohhh spooookyyyyy.   Pole Star by Josephine Myles   @td3somepodcast    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We get REALLY nasty in this one. Please limit your consumption of all egg related products immediately before and after this one, because you legit might spew ur guts off. Don't say I didn't warn you. But anyway, this book was amazing, as you can probably tell, just from the title. Oops. Spoiler. Now you don't have to listen to the podcast I guess, since you know how we feel about it...   A Class Full Of Naked Boys(18) At College by Robbie Webb   @td3somepodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got a doozy of a tingler for ya this time, I really hope you like it. We went a bit avant garde with our performance this week, so don't be surprised if you have to go back to your Elevator Vore Addicts Anonymous Support group crying this week, because the three of us did. :( Pounded By The Handsome Zombie Elevator Who Is Also A Lawyer by Chuck Tingle   @td3somepodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Gang! Uploaded this one on time, technically! So suck it! And by it I mean the long, hard, arm of the law. This one's pretty fun, if you like minorities being taken advantage of by the prison industrial complex. What's that, you're saying you don't? Well. Neither do we. But the smut ain't half bad... I guess...   Parole Officer's Bitch by Yamila Abraham   @td3somepodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry for the late upload, editing this one got away from me. But it's here now, so you can listen on SINday, which is probably when we'll be recording the next one, so it'll be a synergistic magical event, linking the 3 of us, and you, the listener, to us. Sexually. Or not, if that's not your thing. But it's our thing, very much so. Ok apparently someone donked up uploading it on Sunday. I give up. Just listen to it please. The Sexorcist (The Haunted Desperation Series #1) by Kiki Wellington   @td3somepodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This one's dumb, again. Why can't they all be good about pixies fucking tentacle vampires?? We get into some heady topics, though, like whether or not Sam is actually able to hold a conversation without saying "Um So Yeah and Like" etc. Sorry to put you on blast, buddy, but I'm doubtful you even read these descriptions, I know I don't! Penetrated: Erotica for Women by Lucia Jordan   @td3somepodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Naaaaa Na Na Na. This is a good one, I think anyway. We're back after a long and mostly silent absence, sorry about that one, listeners. Come join us as we plumb the depths of our knowledge about Sam's extensive collection of semen-encrusted tapestries and whether nectar or ambrosia is the liquid. Moving Into Her… (A Steamy Story of Straying MFM) @td3somepodcast on twitterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We went back to the drawing board with this one. But a bunch of Navy Seals couldn't make this book worth reading, so we only read like a third of it. But we got basically the same amount of sex as the other books we read, so it's fine. Judge Grammar makes a somewhat tardy appearance, so his many MANY fans can stop constantly emailing us asking when he'd return.   Hot SEALs: Night with a SEAL by Cat Johnson   @td3somepodcast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Due to some extenuating circumstances, we don't have a new episode for y'all this week. We're really sorry about it! Here's something to fill the void - the pilot episode of another podcast two of your titular hosts do, Sam and Maggie Hate Glee. If you like the show, please subscribe - it has its own RSS feed, so you can find it just like you found this one! We'll be back next week with more dirty dirty smutty smut!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More Special Guests?? TD3some is BASICALLY the Simpsons, because we're just getting A-List celebs now, to talk about their secret lives as vampires and -- ooh I shouldn't have said that. Oh well, no one reads these descriptions anyways, right? RIGHT?? But this one is a return to form, reviews of a bad book (badly written as opposed to badly conceived, I guess) A Vampire's Weekend (Book #1) (Vampire Erotica) (A Vampire's Weekend Trilogy) by Sadie Koenig @td3somepodcast on twitter, tweet us your (books about) twats!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warning: This one's mega gross again, there's some pretty non-consensual stuff happening so if you're listening to this one with children, try a different episode, like the one with a gang of women who pride themselves on popping the anal cherries of peeping toms-es.  Milked by Royalty Part 1: The Initiation @td3somepodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alright you ghosts, ghouls, and goblins out there, we're going back to something supernatural as opposed to superterrible like last week's book. A true return to form where we get to observe some supernatural gay shit going down in a mysteriously understaffed hotel. Also Andrew takes some phone calls. Wake-Up Call (Lesbian Ghost Hunters Book 1) by Merlyn Sloane on Amazon @td3somepodcast on twitter!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU BUT some (all) of us on this one were very grossed out by this one. The vibe on this one is pretty upsetting so we'd understand if you surfed with the fast forward button. That being said, if you do listen to the whole episode you'll get to experience something truly upsetting just like we got to! And hear us try to be funny at it? Anything for Him 1 (Taboo Urban Erotica) by Katie Ayres @td3somepodcast on Twitter!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We did it, listeners, we finally found a "werewolf" book with actual, literal werewolves in it. And boy are they steamy, mus(t/k)y, and sexual. This was a very fun recording for 1/3 of us, being soaked in cold brew coffee and half asleep. Find our selection on Amazon here: Backwoods Be Ast - Claire Cray Follow us on twitter at @td3somepodcast and if you've got a spare second, shoot us a review on Stitcher or iTunes or whatever, it really helps!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some sort of temporal portal has opened onto your ears, bringing with it three brand spanking new podcast guest hosts to help fill your life with joy, and your stomach with chicken meat. **The Devil's Threesome Podcast does not endorse or support the views portrayed by hosts and/or guests. Please contact us using the information below with general complaints.** So the book is no longer on Amazon, you should just watch this youtube video. Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If this podcast is half as good as this book wasn't, then you're in for a treat. What do a drag queen and a were-seal have in common? If you answered "Nothing," then you're absolutely right. Warning! Episode may contain the following: very bad karaoke, inpenetrable selkie sexual quad(???)morphism, and much much more.  You can find this book here: Something Shiny in the Distance by Barbara Geiger Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, in the triumphant return from our one-week interem, we grace your ears with a frank discussion on the nature of Lesbians, Using the Patriarchy to Soothe Your Lower Back Pain, and the stunning lack of sexual intercourse in this "Erotic" story. Also, don't put food anywhere near your mouth during this one, folks. Find this book by S.B. Sheeran (if you want) at Lesbian Romance: The Daughter of the CEO  Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you like this episode the first time? Did you want to hear Maggie's audio? Well then I have the wonderful fixed episode for you! Check it out again, because why not! Maggie's jokes are funny, I promise. Swear by my heart. Also quick update - Sloane Howell is in fact a man, it has been confirmed. I (Sam) know multiple people that have met him. Journey with us back to 2015? Maybe 2016? Who knows anymore. We read a book called The Panty Whisperer: An Erotic Short Story (The Panty Whisperer Series Book 1) by Sloane Howell, the OG panty whisperer. We somehow turn a 23 page book into a podcast that lasts for over an hour. Sorry about that - but not really because there's a lot of good packed into this one, I promise. Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We read about something or other. Sex, I think? We take a lot of tangents. We’re really bad at bookreading. Our knowledge of Sex and the City is on point, though. If you liked this book you should check out the porno, too, because we definitely did. We read Amazon reviews, our favorite quotes, and give some ratings. The book is Meet the Baumgartners by Selena Kitt. If you want, you can get it, but that's really on you (aka don't blame us). Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode is a hidden early gem of the Threesome! We read a fun terrible book about a boy who discovers his penis late in life and then gives his body to a much larger and more muscular man. Oh, and he gets pregnant with a shapeshifter baby. Sorry about the poorer audio quality, we were all terrible at microphoning. Here's the book, Choosing the Omega: Top Dog MPREG Book 1 (Top Dog Mpreg Omegaverse Trilogy) by "Angel Knots." Read it, don't read it, who cares? It's now a dollar so that's up to you. Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is our Christmas episode! We read a collection of short stories that are all centered around Christmas. Well, the winter holidays. We know it's not July, our bad. Maggie goes on a killing streak. We all talk about the first story because we all read it, and then we each try to describe the couple of stories we read on our own. We all talk about Harry Potter curses in regards to Mommy getting dominated by a weird demon monster. Maggie talks about Jack Frost’s cold penis and boring office parties, Sam talks about shy nerds and a young man’s x-arena, and Andrew admits that he didn’t do his homework. Here's the collection! Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we read Femdom Gang (Femdom Lifestyle Book 2) by Scarlett Steele, a lovely little book about some women taking matters into their own hands and publicly humiliating a peeping tom in a public park. We aren't very nice about how much we don't like it, so our apologies Ms. Steele. If you're into female domination, then you'd probably like it if you can get through the grammar (or lack thereof).  Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We read a book that was actually good - two young men meet in Brighton, the gayest city in the world, and become lovers forever. Our main character played hockey and was secretly gay but now he's got a bum knee and an open heart. We also get schooled on the 23rd POTUS, Edwin (Edward?) Something-dy Something. The book, Jerry Cole's Cross Checking the Atlantic M/M Gay Romance, is no longer available on Amazon (boo!) but you can still get it from Cole's website using that link. Here's Denise H's Goodreads review, if you find yourself in need of a visual.  Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, we read Seduced by the Angel (Divine Fornication I--An Erotic Story of Angels, Vampires and Werewolves (Divine Fornication series Book 1) by Aimélie Aames. It's a nice little pamphlet about the medical cure for blindness and how annoying smoke breaks are for hospital workers. Oh wait, it's actually three page chunks of other books the author wants us to buy! Anyway, it's not the worst thing, but it's also not exactly a good thing either. Join us for a fun discussion of angels and sex and whatever else we think about! Also Sadchat - tm tm tm tm tm. Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We made a shorter episode just for you! This time, we read My Werewolf Professor: Belonging to Alessandro Moretti: Billionaire New Adult BBW College Shifter Romance by Marian Tee. We're not convinced that the title is very accurate - it's not about a werewolf, the woman isn't BBW, and there's really not that much romance. We get philosophical about sexy sounds and find out just how shy a woman can be. Join us in questioning the lengths to which nepotistic rich people will go to dominate girls that are as close to underage as they can get. Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This time we read a book that most people would classify as "Romance" rather than "Erotica," but that doesn't mean we can't get gross about it. We read Rocky Mountain Heat (Six Pack Ranch Book 1) by Vivian Arend, a good, wholesome look at the cowboy scene in...Canada? It was long, and there were a lot of characters, but we do our best to unpack it for you. At the end of the day we decide this book isn't worth it, so just listen to us instead! Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For our first episode we decided on a real club-banger, Leonard Delaney's Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2), which covers the incredibly romantic story of Christie and everyone's favorite office assistant, Clippy. We also discuss the second story included, which takes a turn into a certain fast food franchise.  Composite review: e out of pi Twitter: @td3somepodcast Facebook: facebook.com/td3somepodcast Email: thedevilsthreesomepodcast@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Exciting news everyone! The Devil's Threesome Podcast season one will be hitting your podlistening device next week, and we're here to give you a sweetly-smooth exclusive preview clip. Listen as we talk about "I Saw Mommy Submitting to Santa Claus," from the delectable collection "Christmas Smut," and stay tuned to Facebook (facebook.com/td3somepodcast) and Twitter (@td3somepodcast) so that you can be first in line when we drop episodes of season one starting next week. Oh, and share this with all your friends, and your moms and dads and grandmas and stuff! Subscribe to get all the goodness starting March 15th.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.