Bret Ernst is a weekly social commentary talk podcast hosted by stand-up comedian, Bret Ernst. The show takes you on a journey into the mind of Bret Ernst. The show is all about the little things that get to you.
Ep80 - Top 10 Colognes of All Time
Bret and Pete reminisce about their Middle School days, Pete tells us about ANOTHER race car experience, and then they list their Top 10 Colognes of All Time.
4/10/2015 • 39 minutes, 2 seconds
Ep79 - Top 10 Gay Icons of All Time
In honor of Bret's brother and all our Gay Brothers and Sisters standing up for their rights, the guys decide to list the top 10 Gay Icons of All Time. Let Them Eat Cake!
4/3/2015 • 39 minutes, 58 seconds
Ep78 - Top 10 Musicians We Don't Get
Bret and Pete discuss Hollywood ego, Southwest Airline Open Mic'ers, and the Top 10 Artists we don't get.
3/27/2015 • 34 minutes, 42 seconds
Ep77 - Top 10 Things The Irish Gave Us
In this special "St. Patricks Day" edition, the guys discuss Bret's trip to Alabama, the Irish's trip to the U.S.A, and the best stuff they brought with them.
3/20/2015 • 29 minutes, 45 seconds
Ep76 - Top 10 Biggest "Dicks" in Movies
Bret, Pete and Mike Casentini discuss Penis size, micro dicks, and Pete gets a half ass Biology lesson from Bret. We also learn about the movie TITANIC and list the Top 10 Movie Dicks of all time!
3/13/2015 • 40 minutes
Ep75 - Top 10 NASCAR Drivers of All Time
Sports blogger, Tracy Sandler, comes into the studio to discuss Pete's weekend at the DAYTONA 500, and helps with their list. Bret also asks the question, WHO IS GORDON SCHUMWAY?!
Website: www.trialsandtribulationsblog.com Twitter: @trialstribblog
3/6/2015 • 32 minutes, 53 seconds
Ep74 - Top 10 Superheros
Bret gets caught eating cereal and watching superhero movies again. The guys discuss their favorite superheroes and Bret walks us through the real difference between DC and Marvel.
2/27/2015 • 32 minutes, 34 seconds
Ep73 - Top 10 SNL Alumni
Bret and Pete debate the top SNL cast members of all time after viewing the 3 1/2 hour 40th anniversary special. See if your faves made the list!
2/20/2015 • 30 minutes, 6 seconds
Ep72 - Top 10 Guido Requirements
Break out your guinea tee, Fila track suit with matching sneakers, and bump this episode in your Cadillac like a gentleman. Bret and Pete welcome special guest and resident guido Luca Palanca to run down the requirements of being a real guido. Grow some basil and enjoy this classic episode!
2/13/2015 • 37 minutes, 22 seconds
Ep71 - Top 10 NFL Head Coaches
The guys ponder other talent options for the Super Bowl halftime show, Pete Carroll's life choices and list off the best coaches of all time. Pete's hair looks shhstrong while Bret and Landry are sitting in a tree.
2/6/2015 • 36 minutes, 49 seconds
Ep70 - Top 10 Best Lies of All Time
The guys talk about personal untruths they've peddled in the past. Pete talks about the best selling kid's book "Friends and Horses" while Bret fakes his own death. Don't believe what you hear.
1/30/2015 • 34 minutes, 52 seconds
Ep69 - Top 10 Men's Men of All Time
In honor of American Sniper and Unbroken Bret and Pete talk about the best men of all time. When guys would slay chicks, throw hands, and have bushy waistlines. When men were men.
1/23/2015 • 33 minutes, 20 seconds
Ep68 - Top 10 Movie Soundtrack
Bret's good friend and finalist of LAST COMIC STANDING Jimmy Shubert joins the show and discusses with the guys comedy, Jimmy's clubbing habits, and The Top 10 Movie Soundtracks of all time!
1/16/2015 • 39 minutes, 45 seconds
Ep67 - Top 10 Sportscasters
Bret and Pete recap The Dallas Cowboys victory over Detroit, and then honor Stuart Scott by listing the top 10 Sportscasters of all time!
1/9/2015 • 35 minutes, 11 seconds
Ep66 - Top 10 New Year's Resolutions
Comedian and host of the Podcast, Lawhead's Court, Jason Lawhead sits in with the guys to discuss their short comings while they list the Top 10 New Years Resolutions.
1/2/2015 • 32 minutes, 23 seconds
Ep65 - Top 10 Christmas Carols
Bret and Pete discuss holidays past and list their favorite Christmas Carols of all time.
12/26/2014 • 33 minutes, 27 seconds
Ep64 - Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts
Bret and Pete sit down with good friend and comedian, Jason Lawhead to discuss the Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts they've ever received.
12/19/2014 • 40 minutes, 40 seconds
Ep63 - Top 10 Easy Listening Songs
In This episode, Bret decides to keep the mood mellow and make a list of the Top 10 easy listening songs.
12/12/2014 • 48 minutes, 29 seconds
Ep62 - Top 10 Boxers of All Time
Bret and Pete welcome boxing almanac Darrell La Montre back in the studio to break down the top boxers. The boys learn a lot from Darrell as he takes us through boxing history. It goes 12 rounds with the ref awarding the fight to Pete's hair and teeth.
Website: http://www.darrellbfunny.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Knucklechuckles Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/darrellbfunny
12/5/2014 • 38 minutes, 56 seconds
Ep61 - Top 10 Hip Hop Songs Pt. 2
Bret and Pete try and finish the list from last week (which is impossible) and Morgan Freeman drops in! Bret also gives us insight into another genre of music he's into, and makes it really uncomfortable for everyone in the room.
11/28/2014 • 34 minutes, 39 seconds
Ep60 - Top 10 Best Hip Hop songs of all time Pt. 1
Bret and Pete jump right into the debate with the "Top 10 Hip Hop" songs of all time. This is going to be a 2 part series (Because there's too many damn songs!)
11/21/2014 • 33 minutes, 30 seconds
Ep59 - Top 10 "BIG's"
In this episode Bret and Pete discuss the death of BIG BANK HANK, Pete's brother running for office, and list the TOP 10 "BIGS" of all time!
11/14/2014 • 30 minutes, 53 seconds
Ep58 - Top 10 Baseball Movies
This week, Bret sits down with comedians, Jason Lawhead and Melanie Baldanado to discuss a variety of topics, which leads to this week's Top 10 list. The Top 10 Baseball movies.
11/7/2014 • 45 minutes, 38 seconds
Ep57 - Josh Nasar, Top 10 Worst Jobs We've Done
Bret is minus his co-host Pete Giovine as he is on the road touring with Nick Swardson. Today, sitting in for Pete is comedian, Josh Nasar. They discuss a variety of topics including the Top 10 Worst Jobs.
10/31/2014 • 52 minutes, 57 seconds
Ep56 - Top 10 Most Annoying Personalities
Pete and Bret rehash last weeks episode and discuss the types of people that are the worst to be around.
10/17/2014 • 33 minutes, 35 seconds
Ep55 – The Top 10 Most Divisive Newscasters
Bret and Pete discuss how bad Republicans, Democrats, and our news media suck, then list the most divisive news anchors in television.
10/10/2014 • 34 minutes, 43 seconds
Ep54 – Top 10 Running Backs in NFL History
Jason Lawhead joins Bret and Pete to discuss Jamaican music, the NFL, and the Top 10 Running backs of all time!
10/3/2014 • 39 minutes, 57 seconds
Ep53 – Top 10 Pro Wrestlers
Bret's little buddy and amazing comedian Steve Simeone comes into studio to promote his podcast "GOOD TIMES" and discuss their passions for professional wrestling. Geoff Keith comes in again to push his Jewish agenda.
9/26/2014 • 32 minutes, 44 seconds
Ep52 – Top 10 Sports Scandals
Hilarious comedian Geoff Keith comes into the studio to promote his book and discuss the Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice scandals.
9/19/2014 • 44 minutes, 24 seconds
Ep51 – Top 10 Worst Songs of All Time
In this episode, Bret teaches us how to steal fried chicken and beer from the supermarket while inquiring about jobs for your friends and family. Then the guys take on the worst songs of all time. Nickleback is not spared. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
9/12/2014 • 47 minutes, 33 seconds
Ep50 – Top 10 Dopest Women of All time
Pete's late, AGAIN, and the guys (and gal) discuss their favorite women of all time! The number one on this list will BLOW YOUR MIND! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
9/5/2014 • 38 minutes, 1 second
Ep49 - Top 10 Songs to Clip To
Comedian Carlos Rodriguez is back in the studio to break down the top songs to listen to when gettin' down and makin' sweet love to your lady. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
8/29/2014 • 34 minutes, 56 seconds
Ep48 – Top 10 Reasons Why We Didn't Do a Top 10 List
Comedian Carlos Rodriguez joins Bret and Pete to catch up on some current events. The boys talk about addiction, cocaine inspired Taco Bell treats, and the haps in Ferguson. Then they break down the top 10 reason why they didn't do a top 10 list.
8/22/2014 • 46 minutes, 53 seconds
Ep47 - Top 10 Robin Williams Movies
In this episode, we discuss the impact of Robin's suicide, and depression. It's a real uplifting episode. Pete's at a hair and teeth convention in New Jersey, so It's just Bret and RenaMarie. They also comprise a list of the Top 10 Robin Williams movies. Don't be a Nick and listen, Na-Noo-Na-Noo. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
8/15/2014 • 42 minutes, 14 seconds
Ep46 – Top 10 Obscure Ways To Pleasure Yourself
Pete and I discuss how we both like Jonah Hill, Willy Wonka, and how I used to hump my vacuum as a kid. Very interesting and world saving discussion! Don't be a Nick and listen! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
8/8/2014 • 41 minutes, 51 seconds
Ep45 – Top 10 Ways to Accidentally Hurt Yourself
In this episode, Pete discusses opening for our good friend NICK SWARDSON in Vegas, how he was a cutter in Middle School, and then Bret and Pete discuss the worst ways to accidentally hurt yourself. Don't be a Nick and listen! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
8/1/2014 • 35 minutes, 50 seconds
Ep44 - Top 10 Obscure 80s Movies
Manny joins us back in studio to discuss obscure 80s movies… this one is a lot of fun! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
7/25/2014 • 39 minutes, 9 seconds
Ep43 - Top 10 Freestyle Artists
Comedian and expert in Freestyle music, Manny Maldonado joins Pete and I in studio! We discuss the World Cup, sensitive douchebags, and Freestyle music! Don't be a Nick and listen (It'll make sense after you hear the podcast!). Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
7/18/2014 • 38 minutes, 10 seconds
Ep42 - Top 10 Snacks with Milk
Bret and Pete talk about Pete being born teeth first, his upcoming birthday, and Bret's broad definition of the honor system. The boys then discuss the top 10 snacks with milk. Spoiler alert: most have cream filling. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
7/4/2014 • 35 minutes, 28 seconds
Ep41-Top 10 Presidential Scandals
Bret and Pete talk World Cup, misplacing emails from the IRS, and the Top 10 Presidential Scandals of all time. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
6/27/2014 • 36 minutes, 2 seconds
Ep40 - Top 10 Best Cartoons
This wee, Bret and Pete discuss the backlash from episode #37 (Dream Team Think Tank) and then they discuss their Top 10 favorite cartoons they remember as kids. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
6/20/2014 • 39 minutes, 40 seconds
Ep39 - Top 10 Sneakers
Pete comes into the studio a little melancholy (like a bitch) and Bret talks to him about compartmentalizing. The guys also discuss their favorite sneakers with this weeks Top 10 list. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
6/13/2014 • 38 minutes, 15 seconds
Ep38 - Top 10 Foods to Eat When You're Drunk
This week, Bret and Pete discuss the Top 10 Foods to Eat when you are Drunk. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
6/6/2014 • 33 minutes, 18 seconds
Ep37 - Top 10 Think Tank Dream Team Members
Bret and Pete discuss the shooting in Santa Barbara and they create a think tank to get America back on its feet. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
5/30/2014 • 41 minutes, 35 seconds
Ep36 - Top 10 Useless Skills with Ron Babcock
This week, Bret is without his trusty co-host, Pete Giovine. Bret instead sits down with comedians and writer, Ron Babcock. This week's topic is the Top 10 Useless Skills. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
5/23/2014 • 36 minutes, 35 seconds
Ep35 - Top 10 Pop Culture Icons
Bret and Pete jump right into the Top 10 Pop Culture Icons and brush over how how awesome and influential the Three Stooges are. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
5/16/2014 • 36 minutes, 27 seconds
Ep34 - Top 10 Breakfast Cereals
Bret finds out where the hell Pete has been and discusses the NBA Clippers, Don Sterling, and then list the Top 10 Breakfast cereals of all time. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
5/9/2014 • 38 minutes, 39 seconds
Ep33 - Top 10 Quarterbacks
Bret has back comedian and the host of his very own Podcast, Lawhead's Court, Jason Lawhead. This week, the guys discuss their picks for the Top 10 Quarterbacks of all time. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
5/2/2014 • 32 minutes, 11 seconds
Ep32 - Top 10 Sports Icons
This week, Bret sits down with good friend and comedian, Jason Lawhead. Jason has recently been featured on "Live at Gotham" on the AXS network and The Artie Lange Show. He's also can be seen on the road headlining clubs across the country. He also features on tour with Bill Burr and Sebastian Maniscalco. In this episode Bret and Jason discuss their picks for the Top 10 Sports Icons. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.
4/25/2014 • 35 minutes, 23 seconds
Ep31 - Top 10 Rock Bands of All Time
In this episode, Bret and Pete run down their choices for the "Top 10 Rock Bands of all time. Hear who they pick as well as reminisce with some music from the past and present. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.
4/18/2014 • 36 minutes, 45 seconds
Ep30 - Top 10 Best MCs of All Time
In this episode, Bret and Pete run down their choices for the "Top 10" Emcee's of all time. Hear who they pick as well as reminisce with some music from the past and present. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.
4/11/2014 • 33 minutes, 20 seconds
Ep29 - Ode to The Dirty South
Bret and Pete do a shout-out to the rap music of The Dirty South, and Bret reminisces about his early days growing up in South Florida, playing football, and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.
4/4/2014 • 27 minutes, 40 seconds
Ep28 - Pete's Late
Bret and Pete sit down to do another episode and this time Bret bust Pete's balls for being late. Pete discusses hanging with Chuck Lidell. They also talk about the missing plane and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.
3/28/2014 • 30 minutes, 55 seconds
Ep27 - Boxing, Butt Doctors & Gay Marriage
In a callback to last week's episode about boxing, Bret talks about his former student turned pro-boxer, Brandon "The Cannon" Adams and his upcoming fight in April. Bret also talks about his upcoming visit to the "Butt Doctor," as well as Gay Marriage and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.
3/21/2014 • 37 minutes, 50 seconds
Ep26 - Nascar, Rob Ford and Fight Night
Bret and Pete talk about a variety of things including Nascar, Rob Ford, Politics, Fighting and much more. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
3/14/2014 • 32 minutes, 40 seconds
Ep25 - The Russian Invasion
Bret and Pete discuss the most recent world news relating to the "Russian Invasion." They describe how the invasion is like a WWF Battle Royal and nonpartisan politics and Rocky 7. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
3/7/2014 • 36 minutes, 53 seconds
Ep24 - Pete the Ghost
Bret and Pete sit down for a second round with comedian, author and good friend, Justin Harrison. Pete talks about his upcoming role on Lifetime. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
2/28/2014 • 36 minutes, 53 seconds
Ep23 - Fat Player, Justin Harrison
Bret and Pete sit down with Comedian, Author and Bay Area native, Justin Harrison. They discuss a variety of different topics, including Justin's new book, "Confessions of a Fat Player." Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
2/21/2014 • 33 minutes, 40 seconds
Ep22 - Sorry For The Break
Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine talk about the Super Bowl as well as talking about people you don't know. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
2/14/2014 • 31 minutes, 37 seconds
Ep21 - Darrell La Montre
Bret Ernst sits down with good friend, comedian and Podcaster, Darrell La Montre. They talk about their careers in standup comedy as well as boxing and more. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
1/31/2014 • 31 minutes, 58 seconds
Ep20 - Richard Sherman Rant
Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss a variety of different topics, from Richard Sherman's rant after the Seattle Seahawks win over the Forty Niners in last weeks Playoffs to dating. It's that all over the place. Take a listen. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
1/24/2014 • 35 minutes, 11 seconds
Ep19 - Ode to Henry Hill
In this episode, Bret and Pete sit down with Bret's wife to discuss relationship advice to help Pete understand when he will know the best time to pop the question. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
1/17/2014 • 34 minutes, 54 seconds
Ep18 - New Years Recap
The guys are back from the holidays. Bret and Pete recap their New Years Eve parties and Bret reads some hate mail. It's a good time. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
1/10/2014 • 33 minutes, 50 seconds
Ep17 - Holiday Episode
Happy Holidays. Brett and Pete talk discuss celebrating the holidays with family and friends. They breakdown the gifts they got as kids. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
12/27/2013 • 44 minutes, 40 seconds
Ep16 - Lillian Dean Dance Studio
In this episode, Brett and Pete talk about a variety of different things from Bret getting gray hairs in his beard to Pete accidentally trying to go thru the TSA with a replica gun prop, and much more. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
12/20/2013 • 34 minutes, 1 second
Ep15 - Miley Twerking
In this episode, Brett and Pete talk about a variety of different things, from Pete's hair to Miley twerking. Pete talks about quitting weed and smoking a gold blunt with Miley. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
12/13/2013 • 32 minutes, 29 seconds
Ep14 - Bye-bye Video Stores
In this episode, Brett and Pete talk about the movies and remembering the good old fashion video store. Bye-bye Blockbuster. Then the conversation moves to discussing food choices and how our food is grow or manufactured. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
11/29/2013 • 35 minutes, 4 seconds
Ep13 - Thanksgiving
In this episode, Brett and Pete talk about their respective Thanksgiving traditions, the Macy's Day Parade, San Francisco helping to fulfill a child's dying wish, and things they are thankful for.
11/22/2013 • 33 minutes, 33 seconds
Ep12 - Showbiz Struggles
In this episode, Bret and Pete talk about Pete's frustrations with showbusiness and how to stay positive. They also discuss growing up without money and Brett's hour long set at the Hollywood Improv.
11/15/2013 • 33 minutes, 29 seconds
Ep11 - Growing Up In Jersey
In this episode, Bret and Pete talk about growing up in Jersey stealing whatever they could as well as recaping this Halloween's weekend of events. Also, Bret's friend Correy calls in. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
11/8/2013 • 32 minutes, 50 seconds
Ep10 - I got Obamacare
In this episode, Bret and Pete talk about Pete's recent freestyle rap battle win at the Improv in Hollywood as well as a recap of the NFL concussion episode regarding some of the responses from that show and Bret talks about the getting Obamacare. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
11/1/2013 • 32 minutes, 2 seconds
Ep9 - Women Get a Grip
In this episode, Bret and Pete recap last weeks episode relating to the NFL and concussions. They also discuss other personal injuries. Bret talks about Maria Kang, who's a mother of 3 and a fitness enthusiast, has been put on blast for promoting fitness. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
10/25/2013 • 39 minutes, 11 seconds
Ep8 - Who's Really Responsible?
In this episode, Bret and Pete discuss the most rediculous questions you get asked when auditioning for commercials. They also go into a conversation into the NFL's attention to protecting their players from personal life long injuries. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
10/18/2013 • 36 minutes, 30 seconds
Ep7 - What's your score?
In this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discusses Bret first arguement as a married man. Do women score men using a point scoring system like men do? What's up with the Ed Hardy guy? 10 percent of men and women are constantly trying to move around the rest of the 90 percent of humanity. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
10/4/2013 • 32 minutes, 49 seconds
Ep6 – Man vs. Woman
In this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss Bret's recent wedding in Ohio, of which he was given a couple of relationship books as wedding gifts. This leads them into discussing the differences between men and women. Lively discussion. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
9/27/2013 • 33 minutes, 28 seconds
Ep5 - Little People and Cereal
In this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss a variety of different stuff, including getting married, family, New Jersey and "Little People and Cereal." Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.
9/20/2013 • 34 minutes, 9 seconds
Ep4 - Golden Age of Hip Hop
In this episode, Bret brings back Pete Giovine to discuss their youth and experiences living on the east coast. They focus on their love of Hip Hop music and how it has influenced them growing up. Be sure to rate the show and comment on iTunes.
9/13/2013 • 34 minutes, 59 seconds
Ep3 - Who's getting married?
In this episode, Bret talks about getting ready for married life, by telling stories about his own experiences going to weddings as well as horror stories about failed marriages. That being said, things are looking exetremely positive for Bret, because he loves his girl. Remember to rate and comment on iTunes.
9/6/2013 • 28 minutes
Ep2 - Pete Giovine
In this episode, Bret Ernst is back and in full effect. He's with a new Podcast network, "The Network Studios," as well as a new show format. This week, Bret has good friend and fellow comedian, Pete Giovine. They talk about being east coast boys as wellas other things. Remember to rate and comment on iTunes.
8/30/2013 • 46 minutes, 1 second
Ep1 - Bret is back!
In this episode, Bret Ernst is back and in full effect. He's with a new Podcast network, "The Network Studios," as well as a new show format. The show is just 30 minutes. Bret talks about everything from his excitement for the beginning of the football season, starting things off with a bit of controversy as it pertains to Riley Cooper dropping the "N" bomb and having to go to counseling for using racially motivated words. Bret also introduces a segment called, "Who Gives A Fuck?," focusing on the Drew Brees Bad Tip story, which moves into Bret time as a server and his personal experiences. He gives a great story about NBA star, Shaquille O'Neal. And, Bret caps off the show, with an insightful story about how he became a Dallas Cowboy Fan. Remember to rate and comment on iTunes.