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The Biggest Problem in the Universe. Dick Masterson and Vito Gesualdi use science and shouting and your help to find the biggest problem in the universe.
The Biggest Problem in the Universe
English, Comedy, 1 season, 130 episodes, 2 days, 17 hours, 4 minutes
The Biggest Problem in the Universe
English, Comedy, 1 season, 130 episodes, 2 days, 17 hours, 4 minutes
Episode 126
2/3/2024 • 3 hours, 4 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 125
1/27/2024 • 2 hours, 48 minutes, 34 seconds
Episode 124
Derivative Dummies, Fast Food Face Grease, Home Repair, Ignoring Social Cues While Driving
1/20/2024 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 45 seconds
Episode 123
Abandoning American Citizens Abroad, "Would", Too Many Asians at Costco, Live Service Video Games
1/13/2024 • 2 hours, 47 minutes, 42 seconds
Episode 122
1/6/2024 • 2 hours, 23 minutes, 45 seconds
Episode 121
Fingernail Piles, Conservative Porn, Cutting Yourself Shaving, Big Leaguing
12/30/2023 • 2 hours, 33 minutes, 59 seconds
episode 120
12/23/2023 • 2 hours, 13 seconds
Episode 119
12/16/2023 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 119
12/16/2023 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 118
12/9/2023 • 3 hours, 6 minutes, 55 seconds
episode 117
12/2/2023 • 2 hours, 43 minutes, 9 seconds
Episode 116
11/25/2023 • 2 hours, 29 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 115
11/18/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 114
11/11/2023 • 2 hours, 29 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 113
11/4/2023 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 39 seconds
Episode 112
10/29/2023 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 23 seconds
Episode 111
10/21/2023 • 2 hours, 37 minutes, 30 seconds
Episode 110
Counting Dead Kids, Game Stop, Pimples on Your Nose, Bad Neighbors
10/14/2023 • 2 hours, 40 minutes, 45 seconds
Episode 109
10/7/2023 • 2 hours, 20 minutes, 10 seconds
Episode 108
10/2/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 56 seconds
Episode 107
10/1/2023 • 2 hours, 22 minutes, 23 seconds
Episode 106
The UK Government, Culture War Criminals, Doing All the Work in a Group Project, Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room, "The Bonus Hole"
9/23/2023 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 54 seconds
Episode 105
Plea Deals, Shitty Shippers, Bible Truthers, Phone Format Paste
9/9/2023 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 104
Lack of Congressional Term Limits, Watching a Man Drown, Rickety Shit, Women's Dating Advice
9/2/2023 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 103
Fake Libertarians, The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets, The Royal "We", The Five-Day Work Week, Mugshot Envy
8/26/2023 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 49 seconds
Episode 102
Airbnb Cleaning Fees, Big Government, People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands, Ghost Texts, Being Afraid to Show Sympathy, Block Babies
8/19/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 14 seconds
Episode 101
The Barbie Movie, Jewish Conspiracies, Knots That Are Tied Too Tight
8/12/2023 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 22 seconds
Episode 100
Voice Actors Recording at Home, Non-Drivers, Gamers, The Production Quality of Amateur Porn
8/5/2023 • 2 hours, 30 minutes, 29 seconds
CALL IN SPECTACULAR #3
8/4/2023 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 12 seconds
Episode 99
The SEC, Filet O'Fish Disrespecters, Not Being Able To Talk to Animals, Too Many Hitler Movies
7/22/2023 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 98
Fortnite, Awareness, Not Enough Hitler Movies, Fake Fly-Open Shorts
7/15/2023 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 53 seconds
Episode 97
Silverware Scraping on Plates, Drug Dummies, Activist Ice Cream, Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture
7/7/2023 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 96
Charity Fraud, Source Snobs, Cheating at Trivia, The Black/White Test Score Gap
7/1/2023 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 95
People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes, Toxic Positivity, The Anti-Plastic Movement, Airplane Seats, NFT Haters
6/24/2023 • 2 hours, 3 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 94
Battery Corrosion, Artificial Scarcity, Night Pooping, George Soros District Attorneys, Nocturia
6/17/2023 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 93
Graduation Speeches, Too Many Beginner Tutorials, Food Going Bad, Parental Wisdom
6/10/2023 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 9 seconds
Episode 92
People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes, Snail-in Voting, Tardy Drink Refills, The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month, Semaglutide / Ozempic
6/3/2023 • 2 hours, 27 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 91
Very special episodes, losing shit, mispricing nostalgia, making decisions.
5/27/2023 • 2 hours, 34 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 90
The Myth of American Gun Violence, Parasocial Relationships, Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something, Arizona Inflation
5/20/2023 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 55 seconds
Episode 89
Land Acknowledgements, My Bitch Realtor, Women in Star Wars
5/13/2023 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 51 seconds
Episode 88
Drip Pricing, Subway Performers, May the 4th, Bryan Singer
5/6/2023 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 45 seconds
Episode 87
Hypocrisy, Inefficient Airplane Boarding, $1,000 Posters, Relying on Your Friends
4/29/2023 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 10 seconds
Episode 86
Short Attention Spans, Stock Market Morons, Google Doodle Dummies, Cover Charges
4/15/2023 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 40 seconds
Episode 85
The Civil Rights Act, Easy Mode in Video Games, Nazis are Too Cool, Seatbelt Laws
4/8/2023 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 47 seconds
Episode 84
Lack of Good VR Porn, Great Government Firewalls, Mass Shooter Lotto, Pissphobes
4/1/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 54 seconds
Episode 83
Loud Music at Bars, Whiny Waiters, Compelled Speech, Transphobia
3/25/2023 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 11 seconds
Episode 82
Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves, Reparation Retardation, Free Market Haters, Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day
3/18/2023 • 2 hours, 3 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 81
Thirst Traps, Post Purchase Surveys, Demographic Dummies, Right Wing Alt-Tech
3/13/2023 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 40 seconds
Episode 80
No Flying Cars, The Homeless, Community Detachment, USB Cables
3/4/2023 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 15 seconds
Episode 79
The Anchoring Effect, Contouring, Kink Personalities
2/23/2023 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 56 seconds
Episode 78
Protein Clumps Sticking in Your Glass, Ethical Consumption Clowns, Halftime Shows, Train Wrecks
2/17/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 25 seconds
Episode 77
Missed Opportunities, Satanic Panic, Tech Switcheroos, Peladophobia
2/11/2023 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 76
Uninformed Voters, Deep Fake Consent Malarky, Going to the Doctor
2/4/2023 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 75
Pharmaceutical Ads, Tip Jar Takeover, Performative Doomsday Metaphors, AI Psychology Podcasts
1/30/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 74
Thoughts and Prayers, Fear of Negotiating, Dick and Vito Get No Credit, The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance
1/23/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 11 seconds
Episode 73
Adam Sessler, The Gas Stove Ban, The "You're Mad" Game
1/16/2023 • 2 hours, 58 seconds
Episode 72
False False Flags, Gimmick Twitter Accounts, e-Wh*res
1/7/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 47 seconds
Episode 71
The De-Sexification of Media, Manliness Gurus, Cum, Shoulder Nipples
12/31/2022 • 2 hours, 28 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 70
Onmibus Spending, Swastika Scaries, Going to the Dentist, Fan Entitlement
12/24/2022 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 19 seconds
Episode 69
Starving Artists, Billionaire Bootlickers, Holiday Parties, Blockbuster Nostalgia
12/17/2022 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 68
The War on Anonymity, The Female Dating Strategy Podcast, Hitler
12/12/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 67
Elon Musk, Conservatives, Bad Blood
11/30/2022 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 66
11/27/2022 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 65
Cockteasing, Ticketmaster, Pro-Spider Propaganda, Slow Cancer
11/21/2022 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 64
Autism, People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane, Effective Altruism, Enslaving Indie Directors
11/14/2022 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 63
11/8/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 6 seconds
Episode 62
Finding the Edge on Packing Tape, Franchise Crossovers, Pedo Jacketing, Holiday Decorations
10/29/2022 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 7 seconds
Episode 61
Child Support, Music Videos Disguised as Movies, Online Naturalists, Not Getting Drugs on Halloween
10/25/2022 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 60
Corporate Bootlicking, "no" Autocorrect, Anti-Semitism, Email
10/17/2022 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 19 seconds
Episode 59
Circumcision Apologists, Sports-a-phobia, Fear of Self-Promotion
10/10/2022 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 58
Wellness Checks, Philistines, Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard, Mandatory Evacuation Orders
10/1/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 48 seconds
Episode 57
Refusal to Wear the Hijab, Shorter Attention, Getting Band-Aids Wet, Boring Sports Uniforms
9/26/2022 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 59 seconds
Episode 56
9/17/2022 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 55
Social Media, Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, Celebrity Bands
9/12/2022 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 6 seconds
Biggest Problem CALL-IN SPECTACULAR #2
9/7/2022 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 54
8/26/2022 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 3 seconds
Episode 53
Womansplaining, Deadname Drama, Fatwas, Sobering Up Before You Pass Out
8/22/2022 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 52
The IRS, Comply Guys, Mobile-Only Websites, Changed Passwords Not Saving
8/15/2022 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 33 seconds
Episode 51
Kangaroo Courts, Anti-Woke Marketing, Algorithm Generated Merchandise, VR Chat
8/6/2022 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 50
Game Journalists, Animal Abuse, Overly Courteous Drivers, Occupational Stereotypes, Discontinued Food Fakeouts
7/31/2022 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 56 seconds
Episode 49
SSRIs, Minimum Wageslaves, Pity Party Poopers
7/24/2022 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 1 second
Episode 48
Swatting, Rent is Too Damn High, Evolution, Not Supporting Black Businesses
7/16/2022 • 1 hour, 59 minutes
Episode 47
Height Discrimination, The Alt-Tab Death Spiral, Famine, Epstein Blue Balls
7/9/2022 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 36 seconds
Episode 46
7/2/2022 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 45
Influencer Culture, Extreme Heat Events, Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags, Event Wristbands.
6/25/2022 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 44
Amber Heard Supporters, Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit, Tattle-Tale Journalists
6/20/2022 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 49 seconds
Call in Spectacular 1
Dick couldn't make it, so Vito hosted his own CALL-IN SPECTACULAR!!! Enjoy!
6/14/2022 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 22 seconds
Episode 43
Hate Hoaxes, Criminalizing Heterosexuality, Suction Cups, Canon Cops
6/5/2022 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 25 seconds
Episode 42
Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling, Pussy Cops, Unrealistic Expectations, Parking Idlers
5/29/2022 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 11 seconds
Episode 41
Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes, Backseat Googlers, Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes
5/22/2022 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 40
Fake Neurodivergence, Intellectual Property Laws, Bluetooth, 3D Technology
5/14/2022 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 39
Cash Register Solicitations, Lack of Bodily Integrity, Overpriced Breakfasts, Not Enough Seanies
5/9/2022 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 38
The Emperor's New Burn, The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy, Getting Rid of Grease, Fake 2D Animation
5/2/2022 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 37
Seed oil disrespecters, Women's tears, Fake mobile game ads, No more comedies
4/23/2022 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 42 seconds
Episode 36
Media Consolidation, Living in the Ghetto, Roadside Death Shrines, Spoiler Nazis
4/16/2022 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 14 seconds
Episode 35
The Windows 10 Search Bar, Boycotts of the Week, Kink Shaming, Disability Discrimination
4/9/2022 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 11 seconds
Episode 34
The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords, "Love Bombing", Laws That Make You Lie, Asexuality
3/26/2022 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 51 seconds
Episode 33
Indoctrinating Children, Easy Mode Activists, The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy, Zoom Exhaustion
3/19/2022 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 56 seconds
Episode 32
Incest Porn, Celebrity Never Nudes, Sleep Deprivation, Side Hustles
3/14/2022 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 5 seconds
Episode 31
Keyboard Warriors, Bread Tacos, Futurama Fans
3/7/2022 • 1 hour, 52 minutes
Episode 30 - The Flip-Flopalypse
Vladimir Putin, Nuclear War, Flip Flops Breaking, The Cost of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)
2/26/2022 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 33 seconds
Episode 29 - Support Your Local Pedo
Pedophiles, Ear Worms, Local Businesses, Fear of a Black Elf
2/19/2022 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 28 - No Knock Raid: Shadow Legends
No-Knock Warrants, The Olympics, Crack, Sponsored Hate
2/12/2022 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 42 seconds
Episode 27 - Black Women Raise the Debt
The National Debt, Smoking is Too Cool, Inventing Black Inventors, Seatbelt Alarms
2/5/2022 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 26 - Flirting with Cowards
The Cowardice of Women, Political Scientists, Bad Jannies, LARPing PUAs
1/29/2022 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 25 - Bone Breakin' Grandpas
Eldercare, Broken Bones, Travel Insurance, "You Voted For This"
1/22/2022 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 5 seconds
Episode 24 - The Latinx Grapes of Wrath
Inflation, Forced Diversity in Film, Sour Grapes, Too Long of Media
1/17/2022 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 36 seconds
Episode 23 - Thank You For The Fifty Dollars
Vito's Twitter Account, Politeness Words, Virtual Restaurant Brands, Branded Buttons
1/10/2022 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 22 - Turd Eye Blind
Going Back to Work, Blindness, Big Shits That Tear Up Your Asshole, The Movie Theater Experience
12/28/2021 • 1 hour, 6 seconds
Episode 21 - Bob Ross Initiates the Goss
Dead Celebrity Endorsements, Initiating the Conversation, Craigslist Complainers, Kid Chirstmas Pageants
12/20/2021 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 30 seconds
Episode 20 - Anti-Israeli Asset Forfeiture Boycotts
The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat, Civil Forfeiture, Unwarranted Self-Importance, Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts
12/13/2021 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 19 - My Balls Hurt Superbad
Seth Rogen, Testicular Torsion, Live Action Anime, Free Trials with Credit Card
12/6/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 53 seconds
Episode 18 - Bury My Breasts at Wounded Knee
Breast Reduction Surgery, The Myth of the "Noble Savage", Cash Bail, Funko Pops
11/29/2021 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 6 seconds
Episode 17 - Diamonds are for Vitophiles
Political Canonizations, Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies, Presidental Turkey Pardons, Domain Squatters
11/22/2021 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 7 seconds
Episode 16 - We Are The Dislike Button
Family Court, Silencing the User, Woke Unions, Shitty Slow Motion
11/15/2021 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 15 - All Guns, No Chargers
Charger Not Included, Gun Control, Armchair Mechanics, Premature E-Trackulation
11/8/2021 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 10 seconds
Episode 14 - Urine and Uranium
Nuclear-phobia, Social Malware, Public Urination Laws
11/1/2021 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 9 seconds
Episode 13 - Cheers to Media Brain Injuries
Fake News, Traumatic Brain Injury, Long Lost Lectures, OCD Toasters
10/23/2021 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 12 - Waiting for Master Columbus
Installing Console Games, Columbus Hate, Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order, Master Erasure
10/11/2021 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 11 - Sustainable Corn Dogs
Sustainability, Celebrity Voice Actors, Stupid Food Trends, Macho Weathermen
10/4/2021 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 10 - Tattle Trans Adventures
Tattle Tales, Late Rape, Trans Athletes, Finger Pain
9/20/2021 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 7 seconds
Episode 9 - Taking the Red, White and Blue Pill
Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance, Holocaust Metaphors, Simulation Theory, The Pledge of Allegiance
9/6/2021 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 8 - Food for Thots
Payment Processors, Millionaire Socialists, Culinary Gatekeepers, Goth Erasure
8/23/2021 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 7 - Pious Puppets Seek Prison Parking
8/16/2021 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 6 - Gas the Asylum
Deinstitutionalization, Two-Factor Authentication, Silver Alerts, Presidential Gas Gripers
8/2/2021 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 5 - Mr. Beast Goes to Space
The N-Word Defense, YouTube Role Models, Space Tourists, COVID Deniers
7/19/2021 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 53 seconds
Episode 4 - The Shame Flags of Regret
Too Much Pride, Child Advocates, Regret, The Minimum Wage
6/28/2021 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 3 - Apologizing to Chinese Psychopaths
Messed up sex doll fingers, selling AMC, crappy children's artwork, "China Aporogies", female writers, the metric system, Gavin McInnes cries about something, "Disinformation", women banging psychopaths, edgy reboots, and the top hat pooper.
6/8/2021 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 5 seconds
Episode 2 - Fat Brains Need a Bidet
Fat Brain, The War on Blackface, Kid-Friendly Pride, Lack of Bidets
6/1/2021 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 1 - Pokemon Scalpers Buy the Dip
5/25/2021 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 19 seconds