Nick and Kyle both liked the episode. It's weird.

Nick goes full-blown conspiracy theorist while Kyle ensures us all that Penny is as respectable as she is bangable.

Season 7 wraps up. Sheldon prepares to go on a great adventure. Penny and Leonard are getting married. Raj is having sex. And several other characters like Nick and Kyle have way less going on.

What? You didn't like Raiden?

Professor Proton is dead, but Godzilla is back, baybeeeeee!

We'd rather be watching the watchmen.

Wolowitz' past comes back to haunt him, but not in nearly as satisfyingly shameful a way as we'd hoped. Also we're starting a sister podcast where we shit on classic literature.

Star Ocean is fun. And so is reading The Count of Monte Cristo. The episode is fine I guess.

Sheldon's momma gets nasty.

Nick and Kyle discuss the incredible coordination necessary among disparate government agencies requires to maintain the threat of Sheldon.

We're miserable and the episode sucks. HAPPY WEDNESDAY

You're not a real nerd unless you love something trivial so badly it hurts.

SEE TITLE THX BYE

Sure we watch a show or whatever but you'll never believe the dedication of Nick's dentist.

Nick and Kyle forego any sense of dedication toward the episode to instead talk about video games and movies. They are what they hate. They are also truly free.

No good thing lasts.

Nick still really hates Wil Wheaton

Nick loves the episode. Kyle is nonplussed. But they're brought back together by Spider Man and Green Room because they're huge dorks.

We start talking Werewolf Simulator. And we're the only ones to ever have this idea. Just us.

Just read the title. That's what we're REALLY into.

More than anything we confront the fact that we've been doing this for over seven years. Good lord.

We once again crave what we never stopped craving.

You did it, Brendan! Good for you!

The episode is fine, but Nick and Kyle drift further away than ever into discussing things they actually enjoy.

In spite of a ho hum episode, everyone has a nice time, and Nick and Kyle decide to commit themselves to writing a thirteenth season of the show.

As season seven begins, Leonard is in the show less than ever. Things are starting to look good.

HALFWAY, BABY

The drift begins. They talk less and less about the show. But it's still technically about The Big Bang Theory Theory.

We've all but abandoned the premise this episode. Long live the new flesh. 

More so than usual, Nick and Kyle talk about things they actually enjoy, in spite of this episode having three whole (unsatisfying) plots.

It's the tenure episode! The nerds all fight about who will get tenure until it's ultimately revealed that they'll all get tenure. Bad show.

All of Wolowitz's friends learn a secret about his past that not even he knows, but will any of them reveal it? Who cares. We're more interested in level tables.

It's fine.

Nick thinks Raj is most relatable when he's most pathetic, and shows a trademark lack of self-awareness at the implications of that connection. Kyle loves Mega Man Battle Network.

It's a real Valentine's snooze. Nick worries he's falling out of love with Bayonetta. Kyle yearns for the Loop.

In spite of the many dramatic confrontations in this episode, it's a bit of a snooze. Fortunately Nick and Kyle can still bond over cyberpunk.

This week's episode brings up huge plot developments only to do nothing at all with them, but Nick and Kyle at least enjoy deciding what action figures they'd like to be.

Juno Men guests and nerds out with Kyle as Nick regrets knowing either of them.

Nick and Kyle wrestle with whether this is one of the best or one of the worst all-time episodes of TBBT. But they do both agree they love those beefy boys from Letterkenny and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, which are basically the same show.

The episode features dungeons and dragons and lemme tell ya it unlocked something in us.

The television episode ends with Amy bent over Sheldon's knee, squealing in delight as he spanks her harder and harder. You have entered the horny zone.

This episode might be good but its filth overwhelms Nick. Meanwhile, Nick and Kyle explain their media horniness preferences.

Sheldon terrifies Leonard with theories of hypnotic sex crime.

While it's fun to see Sheldon get drunk and fighty, Amy is left in the lurch. Meanwhile, Nick and Kyle examine the dark lives of magicians.

Nick and Kyle talk a little about the episode this time but it's clear how much more they love horror movies and manga. Like always, but it's especially clear this time.

Nick and Kyle are all over the map in this one but all you really need to know is that Nick is upset about the lack of Halloween shenanigans.

Wolowitz comes home to a world even less caring than the one he left. In spite of this being a pretty good episode, Nick and Kyle mostly think about how much better they like IASIP.

A lot of plot happens but Nick forgets all of it because he's too freaked out by Kyle's description of a giant ant hill.

Wolowitz gets space bullied.

SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Wolowitz gets married and goes to space but Nick and Kyle are too mad about fandom to care.

All the couples are doin' fine and it makes me realize I miss Raj.

Bernadette didn't realize Wolowitz was a sex pest. We'd better explore that.

Kyle's sexual energy is overflowing in this one.

Raj tries to accept that he's in a sham gay arranged marriage and I wish this is what the show were actually about.

Reunited and It Feels So Good

Nick and Kyle are being dragged down into mid-to-late season doldrums. Where is this show going? How many episodes will we see of Sheldon struggling with boring tasks? Why do we exist? Even Sheldon turns to nihilism.We also recommend that you play Shin Megami Tensei III or check out Dimension 20.

Oh good grief it's all falling apart!

Nick and Kyle struggle to get through this snooze of an episode, but they later get pumped about Battlestar Galactica so the show overall is still nerdy as all get out.

Penny and Leonard are dating and Raj starts fucking his iPhone. Happy Halloween!

Nick and Kyle are joined by guest Logan for the big 100th episode! 

Nick and Kyle disagree about whether this is a good episode, but are nonetheless pleased that there's a real plot. Also, Kyle expresses genuine joy when talking about Star Wars that makes Nick wonder if he's ever really been happy.

Nick and Kyle mostly have a pleasant conversation and are shockingly un-triggered by primo bully content.

Kyle reflects on how new media can't and shouldn't take you back to a place that no longer exists. Amy and Sheldon engage in dangerous liaisons with Stuart.

The episode is good and I can't believe it.

Nick records this one nude. Can you hear the difference? Also, Kyle recommends you watch The Green Knight (which Nick also enjoyed) while Nick recommends checking out Space Dandy.

Pranks galore in our accidentally Home Alone themed episode!

Sheldon's mom is racist but charming AS USUAL

Wolowitz goes to space! Or at least he would if he had anyone supportive in his life. Also, we recommend The Good Place, Aeon Flux, and Reign: The Conqueror.

It's the disability jokes episode!

Nick rants for too long about things he's only kind of into but he and Kyle both love Amy's adorable mustache finger.

Sheldon is grossed out by a used chair and they try to make a whole episode out of it.

Rochelle Cote joins us to discuss problematic sexual encounters and suicidal ideation. But we have a good time of it!

We cap off season four with a big cliffhanger that asks: Do Nick and Kyle finally enjoy The Big Bang Theory?

We're at the end of our ropes, struggling to explain such a middling episode. But thanks for listening anyway I guess?

Hey y'all. Let's be real. We're just talking about nerd stuff for like 80% of this baby, and we're doing it with the lovely and talented Charley Macorn. You can learn more their work at charleymacorn.com. Also, Amy rules, the bros drool, and I'm just now realizing that this episode has almost no Leonard in it.

Hello, dearest listeners! This week we welcome our latest delightful guest, that affable goofball Juno Men. Things immediately get problematic, but, right or wrong, we persevere. And of course Sheldon is up to his old tricks or whatever.

We have a guest, Eliza! She has her own show you should listen to called Tommyknockin. Also we talk about a TV show I guess.

On this week's episode, we welcome back special guest Chris Binning, who can earnestly say the show has improved since he last appeared. And by "show," does Chris mean our podcast or The Big Bang Theory? Listen and find out, won't you?

Chloe's back! That's really all you need to know.

It's a double feature! Not only do we watch an episode of history's worst sitcom, we also watch a sitcom about Hitler.

Nick and Kyle take a moment to think about what they've done before embarking on a journey into drastic format change.

Nick and Kyle talk about serious things, like Jessica Walter's WAP.

Horny Raj is horny.

Wolowitz gets jealous of someone's larger genitals. That's the episode.

It's a pretty NEET episode, except that this one's a real stinker. Of the actual show. I don't mean our show. Though both are true.

The nerds make a new friend but feelings get in the way. Nick still won't shut up about Final Fantasy X.

Kyle, Nick, and the whole Big Bang gang team up to destroy the very idea of comedy.

Nick and Kyle our joined again by their good friend Chloe to discuss theater arts high school, assault apologism, and whether Bernadette is a nasty top. Also, Wolowitz is a racist and mostly gets away with it.

Things get spicy. Amy goes for it.

Nick and Kyle are joined by their indie art-house theater friend Solveig! Also, Wolowitz gets sad because all his friends are creeps. Maybe now he knows what it's like to be friends with him.

Kyle has an insatiable lust for BattleTech. Also Leonard is out there touching butts or whatever.

Nick and Kyle expose themselves as lefties, but also discover a terrible divide that risks tearing their relationship apart. Also, turns out Stuart fucks.

Wolowitz inappropriately touches Bernadette while random noise comes from the background.

Nick and Kyle try to describe their ideal opposite companions then passive aggressively go about the rest of the episode pretending not to be hurt that they didn't choose each other.

We're all looking forward to the singularity, but maybe we should worry about sharing our consciousness with sex predators.

It's season four, baby! Everyone is hornier than ever and looking toward their robotic overlords for satisfaction.

Charley's back to join us in discussing the finale of season three, which is of no consequence!

We finally get to see the origins of Leonard and Sheldon's roommate agreement. We also whether humanity should bother preserving itself.

Our dear friend Chloe returns to discuss with us the horniest episode of BBT yet!

We're in the midst of a global pandemic, so of course we're going to do what makes the most sense in these dangerous times - continue to stay inside and talk shit about a beloved TV show.

A wide rift grows between Nick and Kyle's physical manifestations, but will it bring them closer together in the end? Who cares. I love you.

A bunch of stuff happens but all that really matters is that we finally get to see Sheldon's tighty whities.

We are creatively bankrupt.

Kyle and Nick question the premise of the show midstream, but they learn nothing and go on to make their regular nerd recommendations. Also, Sheldon goes to court or something.

Nick gets annoyed about an inaccurate portrayal of the flu while Kyle is jittery with jellicle energy.

The flood gates have opened. The world will never be without Bazingas again.

Sheldon gets zapped by a falling net and it somehow manages to not be funny.

Nick and Kyle ponder how widely to open their minds.

Leonard's mom is back, and Nick can't get enough of it.

Nick and Kyle discuss watching a thriller about gay porno in the 70's. Also Penny can't learn physics and Wolowitz has no chill.

Nick and Kyle yearn for a community of close friends, but settle for pretending they're magic fighty men.

Wolowitz Incest: Confirmed

Poor lil Sheldon gets spooked.

Kyle admits to caring a little about football and it's weird.

Nick admits he's started saying "Bazinga" in real life and it's puts a lot of pressure on Nick and Kyle's friendship. Also, they talk about a TV show.

A Raj-centric episode raises questions about Raj's place within the group and his charming, budding alcoholism.

Nick and Kyle will both go full goth if you dare us to.

Sorry about weeb Cosby.

Kyle and Nick both find themselves tempted by forbidden fruits.

It's the end of season two and we're going to the North Pole! Seriously. The nerds go to the North Pole. And we talk about it.

Everybody gettin' buckwild thanks to our favorite pal Chloe livening up the joint. We may have had too much fun. I'm sorry.

The nerds engage in various forms of vice, though Nick is upset at what he sees as wasted sex worker hijinx.

Kyle gets so horny about comic books that he tears his shirt off. That's the only thing that really matters.

I'm ditching the three sentence format. It's stifling my creativity! On this episode, we get dank brain and write our own episode of the Big Bang Theory. We also criticize the show for not looking closely enough at its own code of ethics, but in case that sounds too dry, Nick also invents a new sex move.

Kyle enjoys our wholesome recommendations. Nick sasses Kyle for his acronym use. Penny is an ardent capitalist.  Also, Kyle recommends Film Crit Hulk and Avatar the Last Airbender, and Nick recommends Stardew Valley.

Kyle still isn't watching The Simpsons. Nick wasted his childhood. Summer Glau gets harassed for twenty minutes.      On the brighter side, Kyle recommends the works of Naoki Urasawa, and Nick thinks you should try World of Final Fantasy, especially if you're a baby. Also, apologies for the poor sound quality. Due to a technical error, this episode sounds like it's being recorded through a bathroom door.

Nick loves when Sheldon rubs his butt on things. Kyle loves it when Jackie Chan hits people. Raj is gonna need an episode to himself soon. Kyle thinks you should watch Police Story. Nick embraces JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Kyle should don a golden speedo. Nick shouldn't be invited to weddings. Penny gets hornier than ever. Also, Kyle recommends you watch The Umbrella Academy, and Nick demands you watch Mandy.

Kyle thinks Sheldon has his own friends in his pockets. Nick learns he needs to be more true to himself. Penny acts like a real human and it's incredible.

Nick says too many dirty words. Kyle reveals his true alien form. Wolowitz doesn't quite redeem himself, but he has a nice moment.

Chris is defeated. Kyle is responsible. Nick did nothing. Penny gets real.

Kyle unpacks his feelings for Caprica's most famous Pyramid player. Nick is done hiding his anime feelings. Penny may have finally uncovered the true identity of Dr. Claw.

Kyle demands the backstory of all friendly transactions. Nick said way more stuff about butts than ultimately made it into the episode. Sheldon kinda loses his voice and it's like watching a totally different show.

Kyle is curious about getting murdered in dreams. Nick has seen Oldboy too many times. Charley calls on Strikeforce Dracula to save the day. Raj wasn't even really in this one.

Kyle is uncomfortable with discussing a woman's sturdy birthing hips. Nick wants to see Sheldon tear his own skin off. Wolowitz looks like he's going through a David Bowie phase but is really just very sad.

Nick loves touching people's food. Kyle believes in the onion ring castle doctrine. Leonard isn't really part of the show anymore.

Kyle gets into some Wittgenstein right out of the gate. Nick wants to see Sheldon shoot a guy in the dick. Leonard isn't really part of the show anymore.

Nick holds nipple placement to a high artistic standard. Kyle knows a lot about Batman's and Robin's genitals. Sheldon can't drive and it's fine.

Kyle loves murdering people. Nick lets life happen to him. Raj is a garbage person.   Content Warning - Frank, yet juvenile discussion about sexual assault

Nick proposes a sexy utopia through eugenics. Kyle goes full anime. Penny hasn't had sex in six months.

Nick and Kyle walk the path of the strange. Sheldon makes Leonard huff his butt stink.

Kyle reveals that he wants to take the show in a more intellectual direction to steer away from Nick's buffoonery. Nick calls Kyle an idiot and makes a fart noise. Meanwhile, Penny is busy not having sex with Leonard.

Nick questions his commitment to the podcast after someone at a party says Nick reminds him of Sheldon. Kyle looks to the past to find the true meaning of the characters' motivations.

Kyle remembers the time he had to turn down the offer of a sociopathic friend to gain access to loose women. Nick recalls the time he ended a relationship over Dark City. They also discuss a TV show.

This one's just uncomfortably horny.

The show has pierced straight through Kyle's heart, opening a floodgate of dark repressed emotions. Nick is also there.

Why do we fight? What pushes us to rise up and overcome our challenges? None of that matters, because it's all overshadowed when Nick reveals his true character to Kyle.

Does Sheldon have a soul? Are the nerds doomed to live in a purgatory of reliving their own childhood trauma? Is meth bad? Whatever you might think, I swear we weren't on drugs this time.

Nick and Kyle discover the true reason that Leonard and Sheldon live together, and do their best not to kink-shame anyone about it.

In this very special episode of BBTT, Nick and Kyle do their best to hold their brains together as part of a belated 4/20 experiment, only to have them torn asunder by the sinister schemes of Sheldon Cooper.

Nick and Kyle get carried away talking about dueling physicists, Nick talks about almost stabbing someone in the eye at his high school prom, Kyle realizes that Leonard is a subversive anti-American agent, and somewhere in there a TV show is discussed.

Join us once again for highlights like these: Nick complains about being tricked into a three-way Kyle schools Nick on the dark origins of Curious George. Raj starts speaking and he's a real dick.

We've hit the new normal. Jokes fail. The plot thins out. But Kyle introduces a new segment, and Nick explains how he lost a friend to Mortal Kombat.

Nick and Kyle confront the harsh truth that The Big Bang Theory is bad, and also learn that they have no control over their own lives. Good times ahoy!

It was a fun experiment, but maybe it's time for the podcast to end. Nick accepts that The Big Bang Theory is the greatest show ever made, but it's sucking the life out of Kyle. Also some annoying nerds have sex.

Hello friends! On today's episode, we discuss the implications of Sheldon having a mental breakdown, get ooked out by Wolowitz paying for a date he can't touch, and realize that maybe we are the monsters that this show seeks to ridicule.

Hello! Are you still with us? That's great! At least it would be, if this episode weren't mostly about the wacky gang being a bunch of creeps chronically harassing women. But hey, maybe that's what this show's all about. Here are some highlights! - Leonard is absolutely stalking Penny, and Nick and Kyle are uuuuuncomfortable - Wolowitz is an expert in sexual harrasment! - Nick falls in love with a fun new character - We manage to shoehorn Star Trek into the discussion, to once again prove we're no different than the awful nerds on this show

Oh, hi! You're back! Well ain't that something!   Anyhoo, welcome back to another episode of aural unpleasantness as Nick and Kyle wrestle with whether they can or should sustain this dumb idea.   Listen as:   - Kyle realizes that he is the thing that he hates - Nick realizes that he is also the thing that he hates - Nick and Kyle both take comfort in not hating each other, but neither will ever let the other know it - Oh, and we also talk about this dumb show. Maybe too much, actually. But, hey, we're getting there.

The inaugural episode of our unnecessary and unwelcome podcast examining why anyone would ever want to watch The Big Bang Theory.  Do we ever really introduce ourselves? Nah. Have we agreed upon any style or format? Heck no. Do we dive right into Nick's discomfort with sex noises, and Kyle's struggles to distance himself from that Sheldon fella? You bet!