Queer Comedian Ali Kolbert explores dating, relationships, and mental health on her complaint-riddled journey towards adulthood. She says the things people are too afraid to, and asks the questions we are all wondering, like: “who pays on a same sex date?” “what do your porn preferences mean about your sexuality?” and “why are people so obsessed with babies anyway?!"
Titty Toast with Nicole Aimee Schreiber
Friend of the pod and fan favorite comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber returns to the show ! Nicole and Ali chat: what they love about sex, what Ali loves most about the female body, Nicole’s gay-scare, when d*cks are too big, devastating break ups, having babies, single moms, and more! Plus, Ali takes a call from her Jewish grandma.
9/5/2023 • 56 minutes, 50 seconds
Sophie Santos' New Love
Sophie Santos (The Lesbian Agenda) joins the show and discusses her new love, gender identity, her upbringing in Mississippi, and more.
6/13/2023 • 46 minutes, 16 seconds
The Romance of Friendship with Robin Tran
Comedian Robin Tran joins the show! Robin and Ali chat: depression, newfound vulnerability, favorite comedy specials, Robin's Appearance on That's My Time with David Letterman, teenage trauma, as well as the romance of friendship.
5/23/2023 • 47 minutes, 52 seconds
Ali Kolbert Unplugged
Ali goes solo and goes unplugged. It's me. Ali. I talk favorite sex positions, coming out (again), getting clear on motherhood, my thoughts on open relationships, starting stand-up, and answer a voicemail about double periods in lesbian households. It's a doozy! Get the merch, bitches. http://www.alikolbert.com/shop
4/4/2023 • 40 minutes, 5 seconds
Gay Penguins with Julien Pell
Recording from Mexico, Ali and Julien talk: Daisy Jones and The Six, Gwyneth Paltrow's ski-gate, which animal they would be, Nickelodeon shows, and more.
3/28/2023 • 46 minutes, 20 seconds
Almond Mom with Julien Pell
Ali and Julien discuss the return of their "pay pig;" their cringiest hook up stories; classic dating moves; Gwyneth Paltrow's wellness routine; Oscars recap; Ali's English teacher ghosting her.
3/21/2023 • 44 minutes, 25 seconds
Pet Names with Julien Pell
In this unhinged episode, Julien and Ali recap Scandoval, talk Oscar gift bags, answer instagram questions, share their thoughts on pet names, and more.
3/14/2023 • 41 minutes, 5 seconds
Disney Did Us Dirty with Dr. Alexandra Solomon
Therapist, teacher, and author Dr. Alexandra Solomon joins the program to discuss her podcast "Reimagining Love," her book "Loving Bravely & Taking Sexy Back," as well as her work as a clinical psychologist. Ali and Dr. Solomon muse about love and long-term partnership.
3/7/2023 • 1 hour, 17 seconds
Worst Episode Ever with Julien Pell
Ali and Julien vacation in Florida with family and take voicemails from listeners. Ali fakes accents and doles out relationship advice.
2/28/2023 • 45 minutes, 19 seconds
Anxious Attached with Chris Rackliffe
Anxious attachment coach Chris Rackliffe joins the podcast to discuss attachment styles. Ali comes up with the term "manologue" and reviews "YOU" Season 4.
2/21/2023 • 47 minutes, 56 seconds
How To Thirst Trap with Alayna Joy
Youtuber Alayna Joy joins the show to discuss: why rock climbing is for lesbians, "reaction" videos, the Pamela Anderson doc, MGK and Megan Fox break-up, and more.
2/14/2023 • 51 minutes, 37 seconds
First Time Fingering with Julien Pell
Ali and Julien respond to listener voicemails and emails. Ali evens phones her dad to help answer a question. An instant classic!
2/7/2023 • 45 minutes, 16 seconds
Miriam Brooks' Rag Tag Group of Lesbians
Comedian Miriam Brooks joins the show and Ali imagines she is talking to a younger version of herself. Chaos ensues.
1/31/2023 • 34 minutes, 55 seconds
From Comedy to Only Fans with Kerryn Feehan
Stand-up comedian and Only Fans creator Kerryn Feehan joins the show.
1/24/2023 • 42 minutes, 2 seconds
U-Haul Lesbians with Rachel Ballinger
YouTube Nepo Baby Rachel Ballinger joins the pod to discuss: The Golden Globes, growing up religious and coming out, "U-hauling" on her first date with now-girlfriend, and more!
1/17/2023 • 53 minutes, 3 seconds
Growing Up In A Cult with Lola Blanc and Meagan Elizabeth
The hosts of Trust Me: Cults, Extreme Belief, and Manipulation, Lola Blanc and Meagan Elizabeth, join the show to discuss their personal experiences being raised in cults. Don't miss it.
1/10/2023 • 47 minutes, 27 seconds
Ali Kolbert Wants A Harem
Dr. Zhana Vrangalova (@drzhana), relationship scientist and world-renowned non/monogamy expert joins the show for the start of 2023! Ali and Dr. Zhana discuss different relationship orientations, pre and post puberty exploration, power differentials in couples, what is "compersion"? and more...
1/3/2023 • 47 minutes, 17 seconds
Good in Bed with Liz Culley
Liz Culley returns for the final episode of the year--but not before she accidentally calls her wife "mommy." Ali and Liz tackle: ozempic, splitting up finances, narcissistic mothers, picking a sperm donor, which celebrity to bang....and of course, what it means to be good in bed.
12/27/2022 • 43 minutes, 43 seconds
Only Fans with The Jelly Filled Girls
Ali is joined by The Jelly Filled Girls, Alessia & Sasha, a real lesbian couple who run a popular Only Fans account. They discuss how they decided to start the account and share it with those in their lives. Ali considers starting her own OF.
12/20/2022 • 33 minutes, 53 seconds
Icks and Favorites with Julien Pell
Julien returns to the show and fights to get a word in. Ali and Julien take questions and share what gives them the "ick" about each other. Ali confesses to her mommy issues. The two watch Look Who's Talking in honor of the late Kirstie Alley.
12/13/2022 • 47 minutes, 9 seconds
Emotionally Sexual with Nicole Aimee Schreiber
An absolutely classic episode of The Ali Kolbert Show--this one is non-stop laughs...and a thinker too! Hilarious stand-up comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber joins the podcast to discuss: when comics post crowd-work clips on Tik Tok, squirting, being emotionally sexual, numbing out to porn, writing jokes, how all women are queer, and more. Listen to it. Seriously.
12/6/2022 • 44 minutes, 17 seconds
Lesbian Fever with Carolyn Bergier
Ali is joined by Carolyn Bergier (Dyking Out) and the two "dyke out" together from topics like gay divorce to the Real Housewives of New York City.
11/29/2022 • 42 minutes, 36 seconds
Girl Kid with Kelsey Kreppel
In this episode, I sit down with Kelsey Kreppel to discuss her bachelorette trip, my preschool trauma, and being in sororities. Enjoy!
11/22/2022 • 42 minutes, 41 seconds
Catfishing with Kamie Crawford
Ali and the host of MTV’s Catfish discuss the new age dating phenomenon and what’ behind it all. Kamie shares the worst catfish stories she has ever seen and Ali opens up about having a fake Facebook account when she was younger. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
11/15/2022 • 42 minutes, 34 seconds
Rachel Scanlon’s Juicy Hefty Milkers
On one of Ali’s all-time favorite episodes of the show, Rachel Scanlon, comedian and podcaster of Two Dykes and A Mic, joins the program. Ali opens up about her breast reduction and the two discuss how jealous they are of girls with small titties. Ali talks about an embarrassing moment between her and Rachel recently and Rachel talks about her time working at the Mall of America. Ali wonders about whether or not she is bisexual and the two compare their porn searches. Ali sings show tunes for Rachel. This is a must listen! Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
11/8/2022 • 42 minutes, 35 seconds
Nicky Paris’ Sexual Awakening
Quick-witted stand-up Nicky Paris joins the show and brings his fire tongue with him! Ali and Nicky discuss Kanye’s meltdown, Nicky's sexual awakening, as well as the movies that supported their sexual journeys, how Nicky is lazy in bed, what he’s looking for on tinder, and more. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
11/1/2022 • 38 minutes, 37 seconds
Gold Standard Lesbians with Leanne and Allison Mertzman
Tik Tok’s favorite lesbian couple Allison and Leanne Mertzman (“Hey babe!”) join the pod and Ali asks them how they became the gold standard for lesbianism. Allison and Leanne talk their wedding(s), choosing a last name, picking a sperm donor, queer family planning, what makes a successful marriage, and learning about lesbianism from the L Word. Don’t miss it. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
10/25/2022 • 56 minutes, 42 seconds
BitchFest with Jackie Schimmel
The Bitch Bible queen herself Jackie Schimmel joins the pod this week - listen if you dare! Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
10/18/2022 • 46 minutes, 22 seconds
Coming Out To Yourself
Ali is back for a solo episode to discuss The Try Guy scandal, her thoughts on the movie Blonde, AIM screen names, 90s ASMR sounds, listener emails about coming out. Ali answers a question about whether or not there has to be 1 guy one and 1 girl one. Moving between masculine and feminine energy. Tune in! Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
10/11/2022 • 29 minutes, 4 seconds
“So When’s The Wedding?” With Julien Pell
Ali finally has Julien back on the podcast. Ali introduces a new segment “Lesbian Sex Education” where she teaches gay listeners about straight sex, namely how to put on a condom. Ali and Julien give us wedding plan updates. Julien and Ali talk Adam Levine, Pete Davidson’s new rom com, Emrata and Brad Pitt. Then, Ali and Julien take voicemails! Blessed be the fruit. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
10/4/2022 • 42 minutes, 1 second
Jordana Abraham's Rules for Instagram
Jordana Abraham joins the pod this week - listen in to hear her rules for Instagram, why mommy's boys are not hot, and what we think about Christmas. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
9/27/2022 • 51 minutes, 22 seconds
The Friends to Lovers Pipeline with Taylor Strecker
Taylor Strecker was married to a man before she met her now wife. Ali and Taylor discuss her story of leaving her husband, marrying a woman, growing up Catholic, and later coming out on the air. Taylor’s ex husband was her role model to be a husband. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
9/20/2022 • 54 minutes, 17 seconds
Eileen Kelly Spent 5 Months Without Her Phone
Eileen Kelly joins the pod to discuss spending 5 months without her phone in inpatient treatment and learning to manage her mental illness. Produced by Dear Media.
9/13/2022 • 44 minutes, 8 seconds
Rod Thill: TikTok and Religion
Rod Thill joins the show to discuss issues with alcohol and self-control, his religious upbringing, queerness throughout history, exploding over Tik Tok during the pandemic, going to the church until recently, taking a break from social media, meeting celebrities, unfollowing on social media… Produced by Dear Media.
9/6/2022 • 35 minutes, 45 seconds
Jiaoying Summers wants Rachel Maddow to Protect Her
Jiaoying Summers joins the pod to discuss growing up in China, moving to Kentucky, being married twice, being bicurious, why stand-up works for lesbians and straight men to get action, stereotypes about Asian women vs. Jewish women, celebrity couples, and more. Produced by Dear Media.
8/30/2022 • 36 minutes, 49 seconds
Braunwyn Windham-Burke's 15 Minute Orgasm
Ali introduces a potential new theme song for the show and takes a listener call. Later, Ali is joined by Braunwyn Windham Burke to discuss her coming out, exploring your sexuality while married, falling in love with close friends, and leaving your husband for a woman. Ali shares her lesbian conspiracy about the Real Housewives of NYC’s Bethenny and Carole. Plus, Braunwyn shares steamy details about her 15 minute orgasm! Produced by Dear Media.
8/23/2022 • 41 minutes, 54 seconds
Hannah Berner: Rehab For Your Mind
Hannah Berner is back on the podcast to discuss stand up, married life, wanting gays to like her, and destroying my bathroom. Enjoy! Produced by Dear Media.
8/16/2022 • 45 minutes, 24 seconds
The Worst FOMO Ever with Talia Lichtenstein
The importance of people telling people they aren’t funny, getting validation from famous people , hating things on the internet, dealing with anger, separating from your parents, being in therapy, dating older men, meeting up with guys from the internet, moves on men, and more. Produced by Dear Media.
8/9/2022 • 54 minutes, 53 seconds
Flirting Is A Drug with Emma Willmann
Ali and Emma talk serial cheating, go through your partner’s phone, open relationships, monogamy, being a love addict, dating a sex worker, reliving trauma, going to sex parties, and more. Produced by Dear Media.
8/2/2022 • 45 minutes, 39 seconds
Solo Episode: Incidental Heterosexual Tendencies
The first ever solo episode of the Ali Kolbert show is absolute fire. Ali does Hummus Hour and talks The Summer I Turned Pretty on Netflix, her thoughts on the Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy break-up, Ben Affleck and JLo, as well as old Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran Foer emails. Ali takes the Kinsey Scale test and clarifies once and for all whether or not she is gay–and if so…how gay is she? Ali takes listener emails and talks about a plane fiasco with Julien. Produced by Dear Media.
7/26/2022 • 39 minutes, 19 seconds
Instagram Live Nightmare with Jared Goldstein
Living with chronic illness, Julien’s needle phobia, Ali is claustrophobic, lesbian erasure, Jared getting accepted to RAYA, drunk texting and Instagram story-ing, awkward Instagram lives, torso pics on Grindr, and what it takes to have anal… Produced by Dear Media.
7/19/2022 • 41 minutes, 56 seconds
The Kinsey Scale with Ali Macofsky
Ali and Ali talk learning to shave, sleeping with nazis, coming up in stand-up, writing jokes, relationships hurting our brands, hate following on Instagram, tattoos, and more. Ali Macofsky takes the Kinsey Scale test and learns she is not straight. The two discuss what it was like growing up with two sisters, and the make believe games they played during childhood. Produced by Dear Media.
7/12/2022 • 44 minutes, 2 seconds
Instagram is the Best Dating App with Irene Tu
Having crushes on your friends, steamy messages on AIM chat, meeting a girls’ mom, lesbian years vs. human years, lesbians love long distance relationships, lesbians love to pine, pride submissions, lesbian love and heartbreak, wanting to explore your relationship in a marriage, the thing about dating straight girls, instagram is the biggest dating app, and pride submissions! Produced by Dear Media.
7/5/2022 • 41 minutes, 59 seconds
Coming Out to Conservatives
Having a crush on your teacher, Kiera Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean, having crushes on your teammates, the “ick” towards men, how to be gay at a state school, and more. Produced by Dear Media.
6/28/2022 • 41 minutes, 22 seconds
Gay Land with Zach Noe Towers
Zach is celebrated as the first gay man to be on The Ali Kolbert Show. Ali talks about how she has a male brain and the thoughts she has while she cums. Ali is pansexual and she hates it. Zack talks about how he has never had sex with a woman. Why open relationships are more accepted in “Gay Land” according to Dan Savage and my brain. Ali believes she is meant to spread her seed and hopes her dad cheats on her mom. Zach thinks about ey-fucking older men as a child. A “soft” coming out. My attachment style. Zach is a side gay. Produced by Dear Media.
6/21/2022 • 42 minutes, 57 seconds
EnGAYged with Julien Pell
Julien and Ali tell the story of their engagement. Julien wonders if couples who have engagement photo shoots are too square to ever consider being open. Julien and Ali can’t imagine actually having a wedding and discuss the things they like and don’t like from wedding culture. Ali talks about getting a ring and proposing in Costa Rica. Julien and Ali muse about the type of wedding they will have and who should be invited. Produced by Dear Media.
6/14/2022 • 32 minutes, 37 seconds
What Is Omnisexuality?
Why I hate PRIDE, how to celebrate Dyke day, a lesbian proposal gone awry at an elephant sanctuary, an intimate lesbian wedding, why Liz won’t carry her wife’s egg, gender norms in marriage, how to choose a sperm donor, why I like being masculine in my dynamic with women. Ali discusses the type of open relationship she proposed with Julien. Plus! Listener questions. Produced by Dear Media.
6/7/2022 • 46 minutes, 53 seconds
Jewish Lebsians with Robby Hoffman
Ali and Robby share in identifying as “the boy one” in lesbain relationships. Robby talks about paying for rich girls she dates and how dykes want to lock it down immediately when they are dating. Robby shares how she grew up Hasidic and was “outed.” Robby talks about being repressed at summer camp, her first hook up with a girl, and being in a secret lesbian relationship. Plus, our lesbian bat mitzvahs. Jennifer Aniston is a Dyke-con. Produced by Dear Media.
5/31/2022 • 42 minutes, 3 seconds
Tales from a High School Lesbian
Ali takes on a wild telling of her days as a neurotic, baby gay. Ali introdcues two new seegments - lesbian recommendations on Hummus Hour and her shit list - Shitler’s List! Ali discusses her hatred of bumper cars, shares stories from her high school graduation, and her terrible, lesbian prom. Ali talks about asking guys to school dances in her straight days. Julien and Ali talk about a guy they met who they both liked. Ali shares a dramatic listener story. Produced by Dear Media.
Alexis Haines denies ever saying she was a lesbian. Ali forces her to choose a label and then relents. Alexis shares her separation from her husband Evan and reflects on what worked and didn’t work in their open relationship. She discusses her partner now (dating a man!) (curveball) and reflects on her break up with her last girlfriend. She shares her and Evan’s recent fight about Mother’s Day. Produced by Dear Media.
5/17/2022 • 49 minutes, 12 seconds
Ashley Gavin’s Scissoring Tutorial
Ashley and Ali discuss scissoring. Ashley insists that scissoring is a thing and explains how to do it. Ashley says she would want to carry a baby and explains how it is masculine to do so. The two discuss freezing your eggs, sleeping with fans, and Ashley’s bachelor energy. Ashley and Ali are despondent about Roe v. Wade and talk about different cultures raising babies. Ashley recalls when a girl tried to bang her with a banana. Produced by Dear Media.
5/10/2022 • 45 minutes, 2 seconds
Turning Straight Girls with Liza Treyger
Ali and Liza talk starting out in stand-up, looking for approval in the industry, how 2016 changed comedy, and Liza names names. Ali shares how she and Julien met and Liza and Ali talk about turning straight girls. Liza talks about how she was “turned” and why she thinks being straight is degrading (lol). Ali shares how she has hooked up with men in between relationships. Liza shares her most recent bad date. The two talk men vs. women on dating apps. Produced by Dear Media.
5/3/2022 • 47 minutes, 11 seconds
SFK Knows She Triggers You
Serena Kerriagn shares the birth of her name “Serena Fucking Kerrigan,” and explains the character that is SFK. Ali shares how SFK triggers her and Serena gets it. Serena shares her Do It For The Plot tour, we talk about radical responsibility, what it means to be the main character of your own story, and what it means to “play all in.” Produced by Dear Media.
4/26/2022 • 49 minutes, 42 seconds
How To Be Content with Jamie Varon
Jamie and I discuss her new book, Radically Content. We talk about deprogramming from the hustle, antidepressants, treating the cause and not the symptom, “Be Do Have,” how social media makes you feel, what it means to be present, how women are taught to feel shame about “winning,” the JLaw vs. Anne Hathaway debate, being addicted to negative thoughts, and how you interpret your life is how you experience your life! Produced by Dear Media.
4/19/2022 • 43 minutes, 50 seconds
We All Want To Get Fingered During Massages with Remy Kassimir
Remy had never had an orgasm until she started a sex podcast while living with her grandmother. Ali and Remy talk masturbating, the shame around not being able to achieve an orgasm, “plateauing” in sex, tantric massages, female masturbation classes, how Remy finally had her first orgasm, squirting, my first time orgasming, using an electric toothbrush as a sex toy, coming out as bisexual, exploring your sexuality while in a relationship, and more! Produced by Dear Media.
4/12/2022 • 50 minutes, 13 seconds
Is Scissoring Really A Thing? With Daryn Carp
Daryn and Ali discuss Daryn’s coming out story and debate whether or not scissoring is actually a thing. Ali and Daryn talk Daryn's first experience with a woman, how to come out to yourself, falling in lust with women at an early age, kissing girls in kindergarten, making out with girls for frat guys, the casualties of self exploration, making the first move, being monogam-ish, and why older women are so hot. Produced by Dear Media.
4/5/2022 • 52 minutes, 47 seconds
Stalking Your Ex, Going to Sleep Angry, and "Narcissists" with Therapist Amanda White
Therapist Amanda White joins the pod to discuss her book Not Drinking Tonight, as well as narcissism, codependency, enmeshment, why you should reconsider not going to sleep angry, not waiting for a rock bottom to make a change, cognitive dissonance with the things we over-use, what are our brains do when we instagram stalk our exes and celebrities, tips for self care, and why defensive is the death of relationships! Produced by Dear Media.
3/29/2022 • 58 minutes, 42 seconds
Ashley Hesseltine: Short Kings, Threesomes, and Slow Texters
Ashley Hesseltine from Girls Gotta Eat joins the pod! Ali and Ashley talk about face filters, hinge’s new voice feature, bisexuality, short kings, not having kids, dating a slow texter, and how to bring up threesomes in your relationship. Produced by Dear Media.
3/22/2022 • 55 minutes, 19 seconds
Pete Davidson, Strap Ons, and Red Flags with Julien Pell
Ali and Julien explore Ali’s hatred turned obsession with Pete Davidson, Skete texting Kanye and threatening to not be nice anymore, a listener email about dating someone who just had a mental breakdown, Julien refuses to fight with Ali, Ali as a baby gay, buying a strap on in Times Square, Ali's grandmother sends a text! Produced by Dear Media.
3/15/2022 • 39 minutes, 17 seconds
Dating Apps & Playing The Game with Jared Freid
Jared Freid joins Ali on the podcast and they discuss: The Tinder Swindler, hanging out in Florida, dating multiple people at once, how much of “the game" do you play when dating, dating apps vs. dating in person, instead of “the talk” it’s “the reveal,” how to get set up, hooking up with people at comedy shows, how much time to spend with your partner when you live together, sleeping in separate beds, dating someone who doesn’t like the same food as you, "Friend Lucks,” timelines for having children, drinking alcohol vs. smoking weed with your partner. Produced by Dear Media.
3/8/2022 • 1 hour, 18 seconds
Queer Sex Therapy
Ali rants on Love is Blind and then has on guest, Queer Sex Therapist, Casey Tanner, to discuss the return of “bucking" aka "gender jelly,” my coming out story, how you come out more than once!, why lesbians are so over the top, what is "lesbian bed death," what is the difference between asexual and low labido, the mystery of the female orgasm, queer family planning, grieving the fantasy of a biological child, the dangers (?!) of baby talk, and more. Produced by Dear Media.
3/1/2022 • 59 minutes, 35 seconds
Everything You’ve Ever Wanted to Know About Porn with Candice Horbacz "Eva Lovia”
Eva’s first porn scene with a woman, first scene with a man, what it is like doing porn while being married, how her mom found out she does porn, what it’s like telling your friends you do porn, her favorite scene she ever did, does she ever watch her own scenes, what she thinks about the unrealistic expectations of porn, do you ever develop feelings for the person you’re working with, how she found her porn name, and how she will tell her son about her job. Produced by Dear Media.
2/22/2022 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 57 seconds
Bachelorette Katie Thurston: Fantasy Suites, Amazon Cock Rings, and Hooking Up With Girls
What surprised Katie about being a contestant on the bachelor, making romantic connections on reality TV, Katie sent her now boyfriend home on week 2, what it was like reconnecting with him, her and Blake breaking up, jealousy on the bachelorette, the truth about hometown visits and fantasy suites, dealing with fame, Katie’s thoughts on Greg and Blake hanging out together, watching her season back, men having a hard time saying I love you, Katie doing stand up, her sexy TikTok, ordering a cock ring from Amazon, and hooking up with girls. Produced by Dear Media.
2/15/2022 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 17 seconds
Dating Men vs. Women with Julien Pell
Ali and Julien discuss dating men vs. women and discuss: "trading up" with men, can you turn a booty call into a relationship, what is it like dating masculine women, the shaving before a date philosophy, hooking up with bouncers, does she want to be your friend or your girlfriend?, people who “get it,” our worst dates ever, moving from the app to text, dating moves, are hikes an ok a first date, and listener dates! Produced by Dear Media.
2/8/2022 • 59 minutes, 11 seconds
F*ck, Marry, Kill: Kim, Khloe, & Kourtney with Amanda Hirsch
Pop Culture Expert Amanda Hirsch joins the show to discuss Kardashian conspiracies, our alleged feud, EmRata throwing shade to Amanda on Howard Stern, Kim Kardashian following Amanda on IG, what word do you use for your p*ssy, Kim meeting with Hilary Clinton, Disney adults, getting blocked by Food God, John Mulaney and Olivia Munn, tagging Anna Marie Tendler in my story, and the Chopra/Jonas baby. Produced by Dear Media.
2/1/2022 • 59 minutes, 53 seconds
Euphoria, Yellowjackets, and Airplane Middle Seats with Madi Murphy
Madi Murphy from the hit podcast The Bad Broadcast and I discuss WTF is going on with Slytherin house in Harry Potter, hilarious takes on Yellowjackets & Euphoria, Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, rewatching old movies, diagnosing yourself on Tik Tok, are you an aisle or middle seat person on airplanes, Ali’s hilarious airplane story, dealing with negative feedback, when your friends aren’t chill about you cancelling, moms on instagram, and a blue check verified baby. Produced by Dear Media.
1/25/2022 • 51 minutes, 56 seconds
Who pays on same-sex dates? with Megan Mitchell
Lesbian Tik Tok Star and News Anchor Megan Mitchell joins the pod! We discuss how she matched with my ex on a dating app, Megan’s recent break up, first gay LOVE, Megan’s coming out story, figuring out if I want children, how I see myself as Brad Pitt, who pays on lesbian dates, what it means to be masculine or feminine in a same sex relationship, and of course…her famed undercut. Produced by Dear Media.
1/18/2022 • 49 minutes, 22 seconds
Dating Fact or Fiction with Lindsey Metselaar
Ali and Lindsey talk about calling friends terms of endearment, Lindsey’s recent engagement, how opposites attract...and then attack, DINK life (double income no kids),how Ali wants to be a dad not a mom, and then fact or fiction with dating myths like whether or not men should pay, how important it is to be single and grow, when to follow someone on instagram, when to have sex while dating, and more! Produced by Dear Media.
1/11/2022 • 46 minutes, 31 seconds
Masturbation is a journey, why it’s hard to leave good people, and when you see someone and the world stops with Rayna Greenberg
Happy New Year! Ali and Rayna talk about Rayna’s recent break up, Rayna’s podcast Girls Gotta Eat selling out The Beacon Theater, Rayna liking lesbian porn, Ali’s first time watching gay porn, Ali’s first and only boyfriend, seeing someone and having the world STOP, why it’s hard to leave someone who is a good person, what happens when you announce your relationship on social media, the unspoken pain of friendship break ups, answer listener questions, and what they are both committed to in 2022. Produced by Dear Media.
1/4/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 30 seconds
Men on the Internet Pay Me For This
Ali & Julien discuss pay pigs, fin dom, & the progressive youth. Produced by Dear Media.
12/21/2021 • 25 minutes, 24 seconds
Eric Neumann: Becoming TikTok Famous
Becoming TikTok famous, doing crowd-work, the craziest story Eric ever heard from the audience, dealing with rejection, the one piece of feedback Eric always got, lessons from Kobe, and the crying baby at the cellar. Produced by Dear Media.
12/14/2021 • 36 minutes, 14 seconds
Questions and Confessions with Shannon Coffey
Shannon loves Ali’s advice, growing up in Puerto Rico, being exclusively attracted to celebrities, and what happens when a date goes off the rails. Produced by Dear Media.
12/7/2021 • 37 minutes, 52 seconds
Fallon Recap, Thanksgiving Ratings, The Lox Club and more
Ali and Sammy recap Ali performing on The Tonight Show, discuss revamping Sammy’s hinge profile, dudes who like “sarcasm,” Thanksgiving side dishes and desserts, and more! Produced by Dear Media.
11/30/2021 • 35 minutes, 15 seconds
Sex, Love, & Goop and the Blendjet with Molly Austin
Comedian Molly Austin joins Ali and they talk Sex, Love, and Goop, massage kinks, face filters on Instagram, female confidence, the body positivity movement, and Molly wants to be a representative for Blendjet. Produced by Dear Media.
11/23/2021 • 47 minutes, 16 seconds
Jena Kingsley is a MILF
Jena Kingsley is a hilarious MILF. We talk dog-owning, Hilaria Baldwin, Jena seeing Pete Davidson at a basketball game, the PR machine of the Kardashian Family, what the hell are Disney communities, when therapy works and doesn’t, group wellness programs like Nine Perfect Strangers, Jena’s therapist is instagram famous, and not reading your emails. Produced by Dear Media.
11/16/2021 • 52 minutes, 29 seconds
You Season 3, Pete Davidson, and Ghosts in New Orleans
Ali and Jackie talk all things “You" Season 3, Pete Davidson dating Kim Kardashian, Dopesick on Hulu, and staying at Jackie’s apartment in NYC. Produced by Dear Media.
11/9/2021 • 39 minutes, 5 seconds
CJ Franco: There’s something really magical about guys who are young, hot, and dumb
Ali and CJ talk HBO’s FBoy Island, deciphering between nice guys and fuckboys, why hot girls love douchebags, how her gay dads taught her about men, where CJ’s relationship with her nice guy is today, “long distance inspired” relationships, no nice guys live in Miami, and what CJ is looking for now. Produced by Dear Media.
11/2/2021 • 36 minutes, 20 seconds
Doing My Own Thing at My Wedding with Casey Balsham
Casey and Ali talk Kravis engagement, toxic relationships, Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy, getting proposed to, a drive-by wedding, how to go to parties as a couple, fertility struggles, and Casey’s one woman show, Inconceivable. Produced by Dear Media.
10/26/2021 • 38 minutes, 15 seconds
Lesbians Don’t Like Lesbian Porn with Mark Normand
What fans say to Mark after his shows, Mark got engaged, what it’s like when your partner starts doing stand-up, Ali’s crazy Hawaii gig, the stuff that still makes Mark anxious, why comics need to compulsively please people, cancelling on therapists, why lesbians don’t like lesbian porn, and the bits we are still trying to work out on stage. Produced by Dear Media.
10/19/2021 • 36 minutes, 49 seconds
Kim Kardashian Hosts SNL & My Dog Is Horny
Ali and Jackie review Kim Kardashian hosting SNL. Produced by Dear Media.
10/12/2021 • 27 minutes, 27 seconds
Q&As with Dan Perlman
Dan and Ali answer your questions! Please rate 5 stars, review, and follow the show! Produced by Dear Media.
10/5/2021 • 38 minutes, 10 seconds
Alexis Haines is married to a man. And she’s gay.
TRIGGER WARNING: Being on the other side of fast fame and a viral moment, Alexis lived in a Best Western during the filming of Pretty Wild, how thin your eyebrows are is how emotionally healthy you are, a moment of clarity after doing whip-its, sobriety as a solo journey, coming into your sexuality in a relationship, what it’s like to be in an open marriage, handling jealousy, and so much more. Where do you usually put the trigger warning for eps? Produced by Dear Media.
9/28/2021 • 58 minutes, 54 seconds
We Met Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Justin Timberlake
Ali recalls her emotional journey meeting Jennifer Aniston at The Tonight Show, Julien admits that she regrettably fantasizes about Jake Gyllenhaal, Julien has a panic attack when she meets Jake Gyllenhaal with her ex-boyfriend, Julien did shots with Justin Timberlake, we break apart Justin Timberlake’s apology letter to Jessica Biel, and uncover a jaw-dropping conspiracy behind the movie Palmer. Produced by Dear Media.
9/21/2021 • 20 minutes
There is No Lesbian Penguin Representation with Ashley Gavin
Going viral on Tik Tok, Ali getting banned from the Creator’s Fund, how panda sex got Ashley suspended, throwing a lesbian festival, women exploring their sexuality over the pandemic, Ashley going to a woman’s college and coming out to her mom, Ali dating all types of men to try and make it as a hero, crushing on straight friends growing up, unlearning the importance of "the penis", and other formative gay experiences. Produced by Dear Media.
9/14/2021 • 48 minutes, 25 seconds
Jonah Feingold: Dating & New York
Ali and Jonah talk the upcoming release of Jonah’s film Dating & New York. They discuss their love of rom coms, the process of writing a feature film, brainstorming on your notes app, the most important thing to do at film school, and how to seal the deal on a dating app. Produced by Dear Media.
9/7/2021 • 32 minutes, 29 seconds
MY CONFESSION: I Called An Ambulance For This
Ali watches Kissing Booth 3 and chaos ensues. Ali confesses to Jackie. Listen to find out what her secret is. Yes, it involves calling 911. Produced by Dear Media.
8/31/2021 • 23 minutes, 47 seconds
Hanna Dickinson Knows Toxic When She Sees It: And She Needs It
Hanna Dickinson is a natural comedic talent; Ali and Hanna talk Rehab; ADD and being addicted to adderall; toxic relationships and traumatic break ups; red flags and tell tale signs of a narcissist; the key to youth is not drinking; hooking up with your neighbor; plus! questions and answers. Hanna talks her worst first date and dating people with Herpes. Produced by Dear Media.
8/24/2021 • 54 minutes, 4 seconds
Deep Talks with The Internet's Big Sister Chinae Alexander
Ali and Chinae talk failing your way up, battling with anxiety since birth, what it’s like being an unqualified life coach, the idea of “not holding onto things too tightly,” having a partner that sets boundaries, saying things you love about yourself, body confidence, and dog training. Produced by Dear Media.
8/17/2021 • 40 minutes, 45 seconds
Q+As: Toxic Men, Straight Friends, and Glennon Doyle
Ali talks visiting family, watching Ted Lasso and Dave, dealing with her dog, and then takes questions with Julien. We discuss how to find a community of friends that works for you, what to do when all your friends are straight, why women like toxic men, and how getting people to date you is is like selling furniture on Facebook marketplace. Plus! Jules and Ali talk Glennon Doyle and Abby Wambauch. Produced by Dear Media.
8/10/2021 • 24 minutes, 49 seconds
Meet Sammy Kolbert: Boarding School Ghost Stories
Meet Ali’s youngest sister Sammy! Ali and Sammy talk Gen Z language, going to boarding school, and living in a haunted room - plus more ghost stories! Produced by Dear Media.
8/3/2021 • 17 minutes, 10 seconds
Gym Class, Riding the School Bus, and Other Horror Stories
Ali and Julien talk about how disgusting the middle school gym locker rooms were, riding the school bus, being afraid of toxic shock syndrome, and shitting at a guy’s house. Produced by Dear Media.
7/27/2021 • 19 minutes, 31 seconds
My Bonnet is Bleeding & My Dick Is Leaking: More Q&As
Ali and Jackie weigh in on Emmy noms, talk Kravis’ rumored engagement, and then answer calls about giving off sexy vibes, leaky dick syndrome, and getting kicked in the balls. Produced by Dear Media.
7/20/2021 • 30 minutes, 26 seconds
Questions and Confessions with Ali and Julien
Ali and Julien do a round of voicemails. A caller asks why their life feels so boring. Julien reveals that she wishes she had a baby to breastfeed. Other callers ask what it means if your partner won’t tell you how many people they’ve slept with and what to do if your therapist comes onto you. And wait, are Ali and Julien in an open relationship? Produced by Dear Media.
7/13/2021 • 23 minutes, 56 seconds
Hannah Berner: Leveling Up & Losing Your Ego
Ali and Hannah talk about how they invented sketch comedy in 1975, why it’s better to choose collaboration over competition, not forcing a connection, what it means to be in a relationship in the public eye, the harsh ways of reality TV, and turning tweets into punchlines as Hannah paves her way as a stand-up. Produced by Dear Media.
7/6/2021 • 51 minutes, 58 seconds
Hanging Out With Your Sexuality: The Pride Special
Ali and Julien take a call from a listener who is asking about how to get comfortable exploring your sexuality. The two share the story of how they met, what it’s like to have never dated a girl before, and how to “hang out” with your sexuality. Ali helps Julien realize that she is, in fact, turned on by Miley Cyrus; Ali pisses Julien off by reminiscing about a girl she used to talk to on the phone; Ali and Julien discuss the community of people who always respond to your instagram stories and what that could mean. Produced by Dear Media.
6/29/2021 • 40 minutes, 13 seconds
WTF is going on with Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker?
Ali and Jackie breakdown everything that is going on with Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s whirlwind romance. From “I love you” tattoos to thumb sucking, Ali and Jackie follow the social media explosion of Kravis. The two tackle hard hitting questions like: who is the Kardashian florist and why is Kourtney so obsessed with Disney World? Produced by Dear Media.
6/22/2021 • 22 minutes, 3 seconds
Do You Want To Be Them or Fuck Them?
Ali takes on her first round of “questions and confessions” with the help of her sister, Jackie. You have to hear these voicemails! The two talk about celebrity crushes and the timeless question: do you want to be someone of fuck them? Introducing: “bucking.” Produced by Dear Media.
6/15/2021 • 27 minutes, 5 seconds
Homesick AF: Welcome to The Ali Kolbert Show
On the launch of The Ali Kolbert Show, Ali is joined by her sister Jackie and her girlfriend Julien as they discuss the ups and downs of childhood camp, school trips, and homesickness. Ali shares her sleep away camp failures that involve “requesting a phone call,” and faking an injury, while Julien recalls her attempts to get picked up. Jackie weighs in on what it’s like to be well-adjusted. Produced by Dear Media.
6/15/2021 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 13 seconds
The Ali Kolbert Show - Coming Soon!
Check out The Ali Kolbert Show - coming to Dear Media on June 15th! Subscribe now so you dont miss the premiere episodes. Produced by Dear Media.