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Two Comic Book Men and an Impractical Joker. Uncensored.
Tell Em Steve-Dave
English, Comedy, 1 season, 299 episodes, 4 days, 12 minutes
Tell Em Steve-Dave
English, Comedy, 1 season, 299 episodes, 4 days, 12 minutes
#587: Namby Pamby
Bry’s going through his changes, hobbies, AI doom, Walt & Git em freeze their balls off, Bry, Walt, & Q celebrate ignorance.
2/25/2024 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 51 seconds
#586: Kuhleegleeuh
Super Bowl parties, IJ cruise, Bry hangs with fellow podcasters, Q & Bry slobber over Fatone.
2/18/2024 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 36 seconds
#585: AP Law
Q’s eye-candy status is jeopardized when John the sexy lawyer visits TESD Town.
2/4/2024 • 58 minutes, 52 seconds
#584: Top 5! Top 5!
An ant is on the run, Godzilla minus zero, SI goes belly-up, trains.
1/21/2024 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 13 seconds
#583: Now! Git ‘em free!
Git em gets the boot, Jewish tunnels, airplane snafus, Maribeth turns 30, Walt and Frank5 go to Detroit.
1/15/2024 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 59 seconds
#582: Calloused Ears
New year & Christmas recap, Q & Bry rethink their wave runner dreams, AI death calculator, book binding dreams.
1/7/2024 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 9 seconds
#581: Q the Running Man
Sage acts the fool, Q is impressed by his nephew, someone meets “Q” online, how much to get peed on?
12/17/2023 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 44 seconds
#580: Mother Ducker
What’s old? Blue October, Kiss, and Zombie concerts. What if Bry returned from the dead?
12/10/2023 • 1 hour, 43 seconds
#579: TESD Angels
Thanksgiving, Black Friday blind item, Walt gives up on Git ‘em, JTHG is named mvp.
12/3/2023 • 57 minutes, 9 seconds
#578: The Johnson Chip
Q does LA, thanksgiving facts, Git ‘em surveils Walt, secrets to living to 100, Airport Plaza fecal follies.
11/22/2023 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 18 seconds
#577: Human Code H
Q’s webcam fetish, Robert the Doll part 2, Q faces a moral quandary, problems at Disney, TESD award categories.
11/12/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 44 seconds
#576: Double Puss-Out
The yarn lady dominates Hazlet plaza, Bry falls prey to superstition, Halloween costume snafu, a new Staten Island ‘park’. Intro drum fill by Australian Ant Elijah Pogrund
11/5/2023 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 23 seconds
#575: The TESD Halloween Spooktacular
Walt’s fears and costume no-nos. A special guest joins TESD for their annual Halloween show!
10/30/2023 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 41 seconds
#574: The Doffening
Q attends a gala, crazy revenge, calling people lazy, taking on demons. Enter to win a Four Color Demons guitar!- www.tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
10/23/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 55 seconds
#573: Ming the Maverick
Ming joins TESD to justify his award. The TESD'Z season is afoot. Git'em's receipt controversy continues.
Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply:
tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
10/16/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 23 seconds
#572: Call Me Mr. Johnson
Ming wins an award, Mexican space aliens, Brady Bulletins, Git'em battles security, Bry wants to break his face.
Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply:
tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
10/8/2023 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 51 seconds
#571: Stool Archeologist
Git ‘em ruins the atmosphere, volleyball celebrations, Canada honors a
Nazi, Baby names, wholesome Hollywood.
10/2/2023 • 51 minutes, 17 seconds
#570: Nose Too Long?
Jimmy the Hair Guy needs to prove himself, Q helps out the 13%ers, jet skis, Bry calls Git ‘em out.
9/24/2023 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 36 seconds
#569: Brown Snakes on a Plane
Walt’s rocking is nearly stopped short, right-wing flower shops, Bry is sent on a fool’s errand, Git ‘em and Frank 5 go on a date.
9/17/2023 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 28 seconds
#568: Days of our Lives
Criminal skill sets, TESD plans to rock, Q experiences a tragedy, the guys Hitlearn something.
9/9/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 29 seconds
#567: Little Chippy (abridged)
After Bry causes audio issues by repeatedly blowing out his mic during a hissy fit, we join TESD eight minutes in to talk Walt and Frank5 developing a convoluted flea marketing code, Walt ODing, Q falling in love, and fat news. This episode is sponsored by Care/Of.
8/25/2023 • 51 minutes, 6 seconds
#566: North of the Border
Q tells a harrowing tale AND gets bullied! An OG ant suffers a devastating loss, Bry, Walt, and Git ‘em go to a micro wrestling match. Sponsor: ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
8/11/2023 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 59 seconds
#565: TESD’s Life of Bryan
Q rocks out, Bry gets ‘free’ soup, Maribeth’s Onlyfans, is Fat Boy Summer in peril, Troy weighs in on the Gilgo Beach killer. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
7/25/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 47 seconds
#564: Son of the Soil
Taylor Swift, wrestling, and Taylor Swift wrestling.
7/20/2023 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 3 seconds
#563: F.U.N. (Plankton style)
Bry has a BBQ, Walt doesn’t care for a suggestion, Walt and Q see Indiana Jones.
7/12/2023 • 59 minutes, 30 seconds
#562: Fat Boy Summer
Fourth of July plans, Bry and Walt get doxxed, Walt and Frank5 go to Myrtle Beach, sub disaster.
7/4/2023 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 46 seconds
#561: Alien Dildo
Bry, Walt, and Q discuss the world of the paranormal.
6/25/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 48 seconds
#560: The Porcelain Unabomber
Q attends a bachelorette party, the Unabomber dies, the Strange Case of Natalia Grace, Bry receives LHOTP backlash, Walt and the Franks embark on an adventure. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
6/18/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 37 seconds
#559: Q’s Madhouse
Walt and Q argue dogs vs cats, Walt quizzes Sunday Jeff, is weed smoking contributing to ozone depletion?
6/12/2023 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 14 seconds
#558: Bonnet Headz
TESD welcomes a very special guest. Bry is EXCITED! https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
6/7/2023 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 29 seconds
#557: Kissing Bandits
Bry’s lack of meds is showing, driving etiquette, IJ cruise, Fat News x2, Jackson Mahomes, portrait update.
5/10/2023 • 1 hour, 18 minutes
#556: Q’s Cup Overfloweth
Q costs TESD a guest. Bry offends someone by calling her old. Bry, Walt, and Frank5 go to Kmart.
5/1/2023 • 1 hour, 8 minutes
#555: I Wanna Be Tough
Frank 5 eats a whole bunch of clams. Q and Troy embarrass Bry in front of Bruce Campbell. Is Bry being too old school about Sage’s fashion?
4/24/2023 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 14 seconds
#554: Joey da Rose
The first episode in the TESD guest series features long-time friend, Joe DeRosa…and Bry and Q making fun of Joe DeRosa. Joe plays dyslexia. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
4/18/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 37 seconds
#553: So Smooth
A guest-booker goes under a probationary period, is Bry loving, kids don’t appreciate wisdom, LHOTP, Columbo, AI, crazed bus driver gets paid. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD. This episode is sponsored by Care/of
4/12/2023 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 12 seconds
#552: The Perils of Petsitting
Bry and Walt try to get guests for the pod, death videos, what does Hell smell like, Q regrets his treatment of a past guest.
4/3/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 54 seconds
#551: The Joe DeRosa Train
Bry proposes a posthumous prank, fencing, would you go back to your five-year-old self. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
3/26/2023 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 34 seconds
#550: The Secret
Bry is vindicated, Q celebrates his birthday week, Git ‘em reveals his perfect woman, Ming’s first stand up set is reviewed.
3/19/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 50 seconds
#549: Fair Weather Flanagan
Recorded February 20th. Bry finds out what it would take for Walt to unfriend him, Jackson Mahomes ctd, Walt returns to a former love.
3/6/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 22 seconds
#548: Tee Is For Tampon
Q’s back and talking wrestling, an oldie but a goodie is retired, Walt becomes a caretaker and attempts to tell an off-color joke.
2/26/2023 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 23 seconds
#547: Absentee Podcaster
Jackson Mahomes is corny AF, Super Bowl, Ming’s IG post confuses people, Bry dusts off an old joke.
2/20/2023 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 57 seconds
#546: Material Boyz
Sage’s super-sweet seventeenth, does Madonna have friends, Q is a nerd.
2/13/2023 • 58 minutes, 43 seconds
#545: The Q Spot
The Empire State Building offends Walt & Q, most mysterious body part, Sheetz is in deep sheet, part II of the Truth Commission.
2/6/2023 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 6 seconds
#544: The Commish
Cultural appropriation, bananas in condoms, what truths are worth telling.
1/30/2023 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 21 seconds
#543: No Apologies
Madonna’s tour video, Bry runs a prank by Walt and Q, Walt brings a new game
1/23/2023 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 3 seconds
#542: The Sting, too
Walt’s absence is explained, Bry and Q get yelled at, what color is YOUR loofah?
1/14/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 47 seconds
#541: Tuna Slop
Bry has an idea for a YouTube channel, online dilemmas, portrait follow-up.
1/8/2023 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 6 seconds
#540: Hot Grandma
Bry goes to Orlando, Married with Children, Ship Breaker, questions are answered.
12/25/2022 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 58 seconds
#539: Mr. Glass
Thanksgiving attire, when does the honeymoon stage end, Bry refrains from entering an argument. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
12/6/2022 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 4 seconds
#538: Kids in Satan’s Service
Post-Thanksgiving wrap up, Bry spends a day Blue Octobering, unusual after-school clubs.
11/28/2022 • 58 minutes, 21 seconds
#537: Jive Turkeys
Bry, Walt, & Q talk concerts, thanksgiving, and Brady. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
11/21/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 3 seconds
#536: Salmon In The Microwave
Little House on the Prairie vs Police Woman, Ming goes to Dubai, Bry, Walt and Q join the Curator to give Git Em an employee evaluation
11/14/2022 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 56 seconds
#535: I WON’T Shut Up!
There’s a know-it-all in the bunch this week. Guess who? Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
11/7/2022 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 35 seconds
#534: The 2022 TESD Halloween Spooktacular
Join Bry, Walt, Q and special guests for the spookiest episode of the year!
10/23/2022 • 2 hours, 18 minutes, 13 seconds
#533: Git Em’s Excellent Adventure
Bry, Walt, and Q send Git Em back in time. Halloween Ends.
10/17/2022 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 15 seconds
#532: A Sexy Canoe Trip
Bry, Walt, and Q discuss prize-winning, wildlife stories, Tom vs Gisele, Boom parties.
10/9/2022 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 49 seconds
#531: Bodacious
Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt & Bry suffer from penis envy.
9/27/2022 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 13 seconds
#530: Cons-troversy
Frank has a bad month, unscrupulous salesmen, sewage problems.
9/20/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 26 seconds
#529: Oyster Boners
Bry continues to battle his pool, 9/11 menus, Sage stands up for Dada.
9/12/2022 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 6 seconds
#528: Koi-tastrophe
Walt brings some banter topics, dungarees, Bry's pool gives him trouble.
9/8/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 17 seconds
#527: Barbara Eden is 90!!
Q goes to Graceland, Bry changes his name to Sherwin-Williams, cross-shaped docks, woke nightclubs.
8/29/2022 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 24 seconds
#526: Foreign Chicken Fingers
Stolen houseplants, Blue October, Bry is a CH from leaving the crooked house behind
8/21/2022 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 12 seconds
#525: The Hammer
Are cats an alien species?, Batgirl, is spaz offensive?
8/8/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 28 seconds
#524: Cletus’ World
Bry witnesses a savage attack, Q has a new best friend, are cats aliens?
7/31/2022 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 39 seconds
#523: Bruce Almighty
The boys give Rob Bruce a TESD send off.
7/18/2022 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 25 seconds
#522: The Sin of Happiness
Q’s in the dumps, 4th of July, Amish gazebos, the boys celebrate a murder.
7/10/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 13 seconds
#521: Cruisin’ With The Oldies
Q secures his place in heaven, Walt proves his ping-pong prowess, Bry takes a step towards living like a real human.
6/29/2022 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 55 seconds
#520: Chuck Roast
Bry and Q don’t get the true love they feel they deserve, Walt’s 28th anniversary, Bry nearly attends a sweet 16.
6/13/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 35 seconds
#519: Superfestation
De-aging, Q eyes a wrestling career, Bry hates hairy toes. More tales from the road.
6/6/2022 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 32 seconds
#518: One Con and a Funeral
Walt and Git ‘em party in Orlando while Bry picks out a wardrobe to visit Ohio.
5/29/2022 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 35 seconds
#517: Talkin’ About Sharkin’
Death, lawsuits, calling people bald and forced grandchildren.
5/16/2022 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 11 seconds
#516: The Vanilla Edge
The boys spring leaks, Bry and Q lose a favored vacation spot, a rare purchase is made.
5/8/2022 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 34 seconds
#515: PhDeez Nutz
Bry goes to a water park, Walt suggests a better way of life, Bill Murray acts like a jerk.
4/25/2022 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 20 seconds
#514: Final Foreskin
Wrestling, clones, Down Syndrome models.
4/17/2022 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 21 seconds
#513: Johnny’s Choice
Oscar slap, gay dogs, Bry brings his list, Walt quarrels with a gas jockey.
3/29/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 55 seconds
#512: Sack Window
TB12 returns, murderabilia, Iceberg Slim, The Batman, Coffee vs Tea.
3/21/2022 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 43 seconds
#511: G-Spot and C-Man
Bry has to explain death to Sage, the boys play Quinny's Choice.
3/15/2022 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 53 seconds
#510: It’s all about Frank
The boys debut a new Patreon show for all to enjoy.
3/8/2022 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 24 seconds
#509: The Mooching Sack
Cooper destroys a personal item, Bry gets testy about bagel prices, Walt brings a new game to the table
2/27/2022 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 30 seconds
#508: It’s Curtains For Ya
Walt gets rejected, Bry’s illin’, TESD world records, semen sabotage.
2/21/2022 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 20 seconds
#507: F Las Vegas
TESD returns with tales of snow and frustration. Celeb deaths. Dedicated to Brian Ruppert.
2/8/2022 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 2 seconds
#506: Big, Blue, Boy Scout
Bry, Walt, and Q bring the razzle-dazzle of the Patreon show ‘I Buy Comics’ to TESD.
1/17/2022 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 14 seconds
#505: Anklez & Tipz
Tom Brady breaks a tablet, girls basketball, Q’s foray into Onlyfans
1/10/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 30 seconds
#504: Gotcha!
Dr. J joins the boys for a surprise end-of-the-year ep.
1/1/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 12 seconds
#503: 30 Years of Nuthin’
Socially distanced Santa, covid, Bry eats a cracker, Spider-Man, Q gets traumatized
12/20/2021 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 50 seconds
#502: Covid Chuck
Walt makes his triumphant return, Hawkeye, and camel beauty contests.
12/13/2021 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 37 seconds
#501: And Then There Were Two
With Walt on the mats, Bry & Q present Space Monkeys
12/6/2021 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 23 seconds
#500: It’s The Big One
TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.
11/21/2021 • 3 hours, 28 minutes, 53 seconds
#499: Castawayed!
The boys go to the movies, Q has a scare, Walt puts some hair on his chest, what if the mafia wanted your house?
11/14/2021 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 21 seconds
#498: Cometh the Early Bird
TESD Town studios goes through growing pains, Bry peeps leaves, Bill Murray, Jon Bon Jovi rest stop.
11/7/2021 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 1 second
#497: The 2021 TESD Halloween Spooktacular: Dollah’s Inferno
The white and gold Barons compete against the Devil to rescue Dollah Shave’s soul from hell. Plus the annual 'most offensive Halloween costume' list. With exclusive bonus game commentary!
11/1/2021 • 3 hours, 44 minutes, 38 seconds
#496: Devil’s Beef
UFO cults, Alec Baldwin, Leaf peeping, Walt celebrates.
10/25/2021 • 59 minutes, 56 seconds
#495: …Ehhhhh
Concerts, fruit flies, sexy Halloween, restless anus syndrome
10/18/2021 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 49 seconds
#494: Dungaree Butthole
TESD wins some awards, no biggie. Urban Meyer, Many Saints of Newark, Venom, James Bond.
10/11/2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 22 seconds
#493: Potato Thighs
Walt and Bry panic. TESD begins a new era.
9/26/2021 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 18 seconds
#492: Space Monkeys - Four's Company
Cookie etiquette, aging rockers, squirrels.
9/21/2021 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 57 seconds
#491: We don't watch birds, birds watch us!
Labor Day weekend, has TESD gone PC, conspiracy theories.
9/13/2021 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 2 seconds
#490: Balls!!!
Bry and Maribeth celebrate their first anniversary, What If, Walt and Bry on the set of Clerks III, Q creates sexual magic.
8/30/2021 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 59 seconds
#489: TESD of Love
Suicide Squad, reality tv, and erroneous tipping.
8/23/2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 55 seconds
#488: Channel 1,000,000
Sal Vulcano joins the boys to talk Fed-ex delivery, anniversary gifts, Rumpology, and below-the-belt anatomy.
8/8/2021 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 51 seconds
#487: We Got Musk
Bry, Q, and Jiggy go to Key West. UFOs, dogs, Git ‘Em gets life advice.
7/31/2021 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 40 seconds
#486: Gimme Dat Blue Milk
Bry is on his way to becoming a ‘good boy’. Forgiving a friend for his compulsion. The boys Hitlearn something.
7/18/2021 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 19 seconds
#485: Westward Ho!
Q is regaled as Bry, Walt, and Frank5 recount their vacation. Bry seeks counsel on answering a strange text.
7/11/2021 • 2 hours, 43 seconds
#484: Cruzin’ 4 Male Tail
Radio serials, lawyers, water pills, the bar for ugly.
6/22/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 49 seconds
#483: A Joyride Into Space
Neighborhood patrols, ‘raunchy’ parades, advertisers, serial killers, Jeff Bezos and stoned lobsters.
6/14/2021 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 5 seconds
#482: In praise of a bear girl
Man-eating birds, skin cancer, overthinking, and Hitlearning.
6/7/2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 2 seconds
#481: Silent Sufferin’
Hair metal tattoos, Q saves Bry from a nursing home, who in TESD shows toxic masculinity?
5/31/2021 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 13 seconds
#480: The Human Fifi
Q wins a major award. Could you beat up an elephant? Have Bry, Walt & Q outlived their desirability?
5/23/2021 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 38 seconds
#479: Rubber Feet
Frank5 day reviewed, Git ‘em reveals a long buried secret, a man wields an unusual weapon against police.
5/9/2021 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 49 seconds
#478: The Spy Who F&@ked Me
Pet names, Sasquatch, fat news.
4/25/2021 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 41 seconds
#477: BTS 4 eva
Knock out vs diarrhea, teaching birds to sing, what kind of puppet are YOU?
4/18/2021 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 42 seconds
#476: Devil Shoes
Spring break, new outlooks, and Kong vs Godzilla
4/12/2021 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 14 seconds
#475: King Thong
This week they talk about camping, Three’s Company, shrimp tails and whale tails.
3/28/2021 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 56 seconds
#474: Retell ‘Em Steve Dave: Part Two
The boys talk about days of olde with Kev Smith.
3/21/2021 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 2 seconds
#473: Keep it De-real
Q gives a Covid update, passwords, immortality, and yellow cardinals.
3/14/2021 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 45 seconds
#472: Senility Smiles
The Johnson’s “celebrate” Pam’s 75th. Sunday Jeff divulges the secret to everlasting youth. The Chinese get down and dirty.
3/7/2021 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 33 seconds
#471: Poppin’ Da Cherry
Bry, Walt & Q try out their new studio for the first time and talk about tossing trophies, Sucking Wandavision weiner and hermaphroditic birds.
2/28/2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 57 seconds
#470: The Cult of Tom
Q is back in the pink, Bry has wanderlust, Bry and Q watch Flashdance.
2/14/2021 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 46 seconds
#469: Qovid
Walt visits the post office. Bry and Walt consider a plowing business and reminisce about an old job.
2/6/2021 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 35 seconds
#468: Orange Man
Capitol riots, hunting Bigfoot and the Super Bowl
2/1/2021 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 18 seconds
#467: Swan Song
Bry, Walt and Q get melancholy when they record for the last time
in the Secret Stash.
Also, giant wieners.
1/19/2021 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 31 seconds
#466: The Birdman of Staten Island
Christmas recap. Q’s etiquette is questioned. Would you hire a prison coach?.
1/4/2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 8 seconds
#465: Wookiee Style
Walt fears ice, The Mandalorian, Declan is behind the deep fake craze.
12/29/2020 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 31 seconds
#464.5: It Was The Times: Black Christmas
Bry and Frank 5 are joined by stalwart 13%er Chelsea Hughs to talk about the horror classic.
12/25/2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 55 seconds
#464: Ignorance is Dope
Bry goes to Orlando, Q takes issue with a friend, Sage drops a bombshell.
12/16/2020 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 50 seconds
#463.1: The Best of Butter Lips
Join Bry, Walt Gitem and Tom as they take a special look back at best clips from the All New Sunday Jeff show
12/9/2020 • 1 hour, 31 minutes
#463: Who’s The Turkey Now?
Thanksgiving, sexy teen hijinx, Pam and Edgar betray Bry.
12/5/2020 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 12 seconds
#462: Gimme The Loot
Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.
11/30/2020 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 35 seconds
#461: Stronger than Time
The boys talk midlife crisis, bullying. Bry & Q try their hand at unorthodox couples counseling.
11/21/2020 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 22 seconds
#460: Fat Tit
Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.
11/9/2020 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 57 seconds
#459: Mask
Git Em and Q debate The Mandalorian, an update on brother Erik, Ant tattoos.
11/3/2020 • 1 hour, 57 seconds
#458: Sarcata Nagrata
Walt celebrates a sexy birthday, Git ‘Em lives with Camel spiders, Joe Gatto calls in to talk pooches.
10/25/2020 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 50 seconds
#457: The Meundies 2020 TESD Halloween Spooktacular
Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon.
10/13/2020 • 2 hours, 24 minutes, 7 seconds
#456: Musical E
Thanks to Q, Walt relives a familiar nightmare. How to crack a safe. Jsarge brings good vibes and comedian Steve Byrne joins the pod.
10/7/2020 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 37 seconds
#455: Potpourri of TESD
Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?
9/27/2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 49 seconds
#454: Eyes Up!
Greeting cards aren’t for everyone. Is your vision worth a toke of weed? Wedding talk.
9/21/2020 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 43 seconds
#453: One Boob Out
Night one of the IJ cruise finds a heavily medicated Bry talking about his distaste for crossing guards, inventive snaps and werewolf schools.
9/14/2020 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 45 seconds
#452: Die on Every Hill
Bry and his boys retire to a cave to record the bachelor party of the Pandemic. Trigger warning: spotty sound in the beginning.
8/31/2020 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 3 seconds
#451: I Buy Comics
Bry, Walt and Q bring a taste of Patreon.
8/23/2020 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 10 seconds
#450: Silver (alert) Foxes
The evils of ‘Kindergarten Cop’, Q “loses’”power, has TESD lost its fastball?
8/9/2020 • 56 minutes, 56 seconds
#449: Dr. Qlittle
Q plays Ranger Rick. Walt faces down killer bees. Bry issues an apology.
8/3/2020 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 54 seconds
#448: Sk8ter Boyz
Homeward Bound, The Ten Commandments and mortality.
7/20/2020 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 4 seconds
#447: Phuc Boyz
A hero teacher dies, unsettling urbanites and the boys make a public plea to Spotify.
7/13/2020 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 45 seconds
#446: The TESD Father’s Day Blowout
Do you need one?!
6/22/2020 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 23 seconds
#445: Overkill: Kissing The Prussian Devil
Cryptids and Corona
6/11/2020 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 40 seconds
#444.5: It Was The Times
*WARNING! Major spoilers lie within. Frank5 and Bry talk ‘The Last American Virgin’
5/24/2020 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 1 second
#444: Four Colors For Life
Bry, Walt, and Q celebrate this demonic episode by talking frenzied Frenchies and piss boners.
5/24/2020 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 51 seconds
#443: Q’s Blues
Q donates beer for a noble reason. Bry recommends a movie, Walt disagrees.
5/14/2020 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 14 seconds
#442: Fry Guy
Q waxes philosophic. Walt is downvoted.
5/3/2020 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 17 seconds
#441.5: Frank5 and Bry Present: The 80’s in 80
Frank5 & Bry discuss the 1983 teen sex romp ‘Joysticks’
4/29/2020 • 1 hour, 11 minutes
#441: Lyin’ Johnson
Corona (of course), Cryptozoic Man, and other stuff.
4/25/2020 • 56 minutes, 35 seconds
#440: Tit 4 Tat
Would YOU shun a friend for cannibalizing a child?
4/19/2020 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 24 seconds
#439: TESD 3-way
Bry, Walt, and Q assess their personalities
4/13/2020 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 9 seconds
#438: Over The Rainbow Bagel
Q poses an ethical question, Walt considers cooking in the nude, Bry loses his cool and nothing gets destroyed.
4/5/2020 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 57 seconds
#437: Jim Class
You NEVER guess what Bry, Walt, and Q talk about this week!
3/24/2020 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 13 seconds
#436: Overkill Junior
Bry loses time in a haunted hotel, the TESD cameramen tell a harrowing story.
3/13/2020 • 56 minutes, 7 seconds
#435.5: Hear Ye, Hear Ye
The news you’ve been waiting for
3/1/2020 • 4 minutes, 25 seconds
#435: Bry The Masseuse
The IJ Movie sweeps the nation. Bry does a comedy event with Jiggy. Bry and Walt compare their ‘worth writing down’ lists.
2/28/2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 26 seconds
#434: Are You My Mother?
TESD welcomes a rare guest
2/21/2020 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 30 seconds
#433: Stirling Porrich
#433: Stirling Porrich by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
2/11/2020 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 43 seconds
#432: Spreading the Disease
A quarantined Bry Skypes into TESD. Ming offers Q a stake in A Shared Universe.
2/2/2020 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 15 seconds
#431: Ill Communication
Bry and Walt talk to Jersey guy and Comic Book Men showrunner, Brian Nashel about the old days.
1/27/2020 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 36 seconds
#430: Oldmandalorian
Bry and Walt try to raise Q’s spirits by invoking Star Wars and The Penn State scandal.
1/19/2020 • 55 minutes, 47 seconds
#429: Fire in the Hole: Rise of the Buttlerockets
Bry, Walt and Q talk about hotel trysts, New Years rockin eve and teens micturating all over each other.
1/11/2020 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 8 seconds
#428: It’s over, Johnson! It’s over!
A devious and malevolent podcasting duo launch Operation: Destroy the beloved podcast, Tell ‘Em Steve Dave
12/8/2019 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 37 seconds
#427: Water Tastes Like Water
Robo-Q visits, Walt makes a stinky Sophie’s choice. Bry defines irony.
11/24/2019 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 23 seconds
#426: Gone Phishin’
Bry’s mental state is thrown into question. A long, lost, guest is welcomed back.
11/14/2019 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 45 seconds
#425: Prince Bry of Monaco
The advertising piper is paid. Bry hangs up his tool belt for good. Historic news comes from Tesdtown.
10/31/2019 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 34 seconds
#424: Chicken Centipede
Bry, Walt, and Q talk to a special Halloween guest.
10/27/2019 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 44 seconds
#423: The One Where They Seem Comatose
Someone besmirches Q’s beloved Ghostbustahs. Walt ruminates about a life most ordinary.
10/21/2019 • 57 minutes, 27 seconds
#422: A Scarecrow’s Story
Depressed moods, insomnia, getting old, and embracing ones glaring shortcomings. It’s a tesd party!
10/10/2019 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 21 seconds
#421: Retailer Holocaust
Q officially launches his beer. Walt calls out Amazon. Bry goes gaga for a celeb.
9/27/2019 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 3 seconds
#420: The Brothers Grimm(Er)
Bry’s brothers, Erik and Darin, drop by to tell tale of growing up Johnson.
9/15/2019 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 24 seconds
#419: Silver Ain’t Bad
Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?
9/10/2019 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 21 seconds
#418: QISS
Bry goes to a kid’s party. Q rocks out in fellowship with an unlikely compatriot.
8/31/2019 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 9 seconds
#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade
#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
8/29/2019 • 8 minutes, 24 seconds
#417: Little Owl Hands
Jiggy guest stars and talks comedy, celebrity stalkers and all manner of animal attacks.
8/19/2019 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 20 seconds
#416: Rock and Roll Fantasy
Bry and Q go rock concerting. Bry and Q go rock concerting. Walt invokes Triple Talaq.
8/8/2019 • 51 minutes, 37 seconds
#415: American Dadz
Twitter turns on a beloved TESDtown resident. Walt defends both Tom Brady (surprise!) and servitors (surprise!)
8/2/2019 • 57 minutes, 29 seconds
#414: This Shithole Earth
Q falls repeatedly and can’t get up, Walt’s cops a blasé attitude toward aliens.
7/23/2019 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 41 seconds
#413: Bagel Shrimp
Who did what on the 4th, IJ shoots their 200th episode, Walt never saw Willy Wonka.
7/15/2019 • 2 hours, 34 minutes, 16 seconds
#412: Fancy Pants
Q grouses about a favor Bry asked. Walt demonstrates a show of wealth.
6/27/2019 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 57 seconds
#411: Auditory Promised Land
How does one address casual anti-semitism from a new relative? Join Casey Bry, Walt, and Q along with special guest Casey Jost to find out!
6/18/2019 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 52 seconds
#410: BM Bounty Hunters
Walt & Git 'Em conspire to cheat animal services. Bry & Mike envision a 2nd career
6/11/2019 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 42 seconds
#409: No More Periods, Period!
IG dummy destroys a statue, Walt loves Aladdin, Bry deals with holiday traffic
5/31/2019 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 17 seconds
#408: Activate Baby Mode
Provocative bumper stickers, which member of TESD will die first and Bry learns to use his words.
5/25/2019 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 11 seconds
#407: Hair by Jeffrëy
Bry, Walt, & Sunday Jeff talk about a high school porn star, match game and fallen celebs.
5/17/2019 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 8 seconds
#406: The Slippery Slope of Satanism
Easter doings. Walt goes bananas. Vegas trip update.
5/9/2019 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 13 seconds
#405: Jurassic Dorks
Q and Git ‘Em plan a Vegas trip. Walt dismisses Paleontologists dressed in their Sunday best. Bry is triggered by a 40 year old game show.
4/24/2019 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 22 seconds
#404: Romancing the Stone
Things get serious as the guys talk about Bry’s latest health issue and what crimes do and don’t deserve incarceration
4/15/2019 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 3 seconds
#403: Rock and Roll Fantasy
Did ‘80’s Metal prevent teen suicide?
Walt, Bry, & Q head to the Big Easy where Q buys a smut piece.
4/11/2019 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 53 seconds
#402: Never.
Bry, walt, and Q head to New Orleans. Bry shows questionable passion in regard to a decades-old game show.
3/28/2019 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 53 seconds
#401: After the Glory...
Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode.
Joey Fatone calls in.
3/8/2019 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 33 seconds
#400.1: Making Haystory
Part 2 of the best episode of the best podcast ever. Famous TESDtown residents stop by to play some games. Music: Vicky Pezza - No Need to Roofie
2/14/2019 • 2 hours, 23 minutes, 18 seconds
#400: Makin' Hay 3
The boys celebrate 400 episodes by completing a trilogy almost a decade in the making Music: Vicky Pezza - This Song is About Brian 'Q' Quinn of TV's Impractical Jokers
2/7/2019 • 5 hours, 33 minutes, 29 seconds
#399: WrestleRama
Tom Brady takes a drubbing. Walt’s jelly over Bry and Q gettin’ lovey dovey. Music: Blood Moons - Flying Without Feathers
2/2/2019 • 1 hour, 30 minutes
#398: Max Factor
An old friend sits in for Q. Music: Solar Warden - Interdimensional Penis
1/25/2019 • 1 hour, 34 seconds
#397: Prank Superstar
Bry, Walt, and Q spend some alone time. Walt questions Bry’s boundaries. Music: The Radium Girls - Perigo Mines
1/15/2019 • 56 minutes
#396: Fitbit Follies
Bry, Walt, and Q talk about the holidays. Bry and Q have a movie night. Music: Tracksuit Ambassador - Gravespotting
1/8/2019 • 56 minutes, 47 seconds
#395: Fuller House
Christmas trees, Santa rates and Bry becomes testy with a purveyor of hamburgers. Music: TESD - Baby It's Cold Outside
12/23/2018 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 36 seconds
#394: The Ronda Rousey of Reindeers
Thanksgiving, Rudolph, and AI sexin’ Music: Shinobi Ninja - ILL ISH
12/5/2018 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 36 seconds
#393.5: Tea Time
Slugs, periods, cow shit, panties for all, and punching bus drivers. Music: Vogue Villains - From Us, To Them
11/20/2018 • 48 minutes, 14 seconds
#393: The SS Hoochie
Bry keeps up with the Kardashians, fat news, The R-word is examined. Music: The Winter Project - Soaring Death
11/9/2018 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 2 seconds
#392: King Dong
Bry, Q and a drugged up Walt discuss the urine black market, Broadway plays and nude aquatic adventurers. Walt takes a wrong turn in the Big City. Music: 4 Colors 4 Life - TESD Rap
10/29/2018 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 13 seconds
#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh
#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
10/20/2018 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 26 seconds
#390: Unhuggable
Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148
10/12/2018 • 58 minutes, 35 seconds
#389: A Livestream to Remember
Bry, Walt, and Q throw in the towel. Music: Scott E. Wells - Woke Up to a World on Fire
10/5/2018 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 8 seconds
#388: Death and Periods
Who’d wipe your ass in a pinch? Sage dispenses some advice. Q gets into a fender bender. Music: CVPITVLS - Stereologue
9/24/2018 • 1 hour, 18 minutes
#387: Fuck Cantcer
Bry has no choice but to embrace solipsism. Walt argues for puppies in restaurants. Music: The Last Martyr - Into The Black
9/12/2018 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 8 seconds
#386: Washing the Martian
Bry suffers an indignity, a delivery boy is scorned, Q drinks a Bud Light. Really. Music: Right As Rain - Helen Of North Brunswick
9/5/2018 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 8 seconds
#385: Mr. Manager
A suicidal celeb garners Walt’s sympathy. Bry revels in Kendall Jenner’s woes. Q shakes his head at both. Music: Like A Villain (AZ) - I'm Fine
8/29/2018 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 21 seconds
#384: My Brother the Car
Bry’s brother Erik, official TESD Town shrink, takes the Flan and Son diagnostic assessment test. Bry displays questionable behavior at a wedding. Music: Speds - And So It Is
8/22/2018 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 43 seconds
#383: Mind Effer (Clean Version)
Dave from Monster Magnet drops by to talk about tons of shit. Music: Wild Kites - Pickpocket
8/14/2018 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 15 seconds
#382: The Podcast That Cared Too Much
Bry discourages the musical youth. Walt considers a name change. The Fill Ins - No Love Lost
8/7/2018 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 55 seconds
#381: Butthole Motorboat
Audio from the TESD livestream and then some extra. Handies, Staten Island lore and George Washington vs the Haitians. Music: I Fight Bears - Lost the Fight.
7/31/2018 • 2 hours, 42 minutes, 52 seconds
#380:The Declan Cut Sucks
Bry brings an Overkill That’s sure to please and Walt attempts to top it with a scary close encounter. Music: Senior Discount - Afterlife
7/14/2018 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 45 seconds
#379: Stop That Pigeon
The Jokers star in a new tow truck show, Bry marvels at Ming’s passion, Walt goes on a cruise to the mosquito coast. Music: Thrown to the Wolves - Republic
7/6/2018 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 36 seconds
#378: Scatman Johnson
Walt questions the practice of whistling while you work. Q and Bry take a definitive personality test. Music: Pope Paul & The Illegals - Altered State
6/26/2018 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 42 seconds
#377: Return of the Mack...Daddy
Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news...some of it good and some of it not so good. Music: Luchador Libre - Player 2 Blues
6/25/2018 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 11 seconds
#376: Trash Purgatory
Walt and Bry cap off Q’s absence with the final guest host. Walt dusts off an old game. Music: Crazies - Crazy
6/7/2018 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 3 seconds
#375.5: Go the F*ck to Sleep
Bry and Jsarge present the 2nd in a series of children’s stories
6/7/2018 • 3 minutes, 6 seconds
#375: Enema Mine
TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery. Music: Senior Discount - A Fistful of Discount
5/31/2018 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 48 seconds
#374: Johnson Being
When joined by another TESD alum, Walt gets competitive and Bry gets his Irish up. Music: The Winter Project - Pantomime
5/26/2018 • 2 hours, 23 minutes, 13 seconds
#373.5: Story Time
Something for the baby ants from Bry and JSarge
5/20/2018 • 2 minutes, 6 seconds
#373: Number 5 is Alive
Walt and Bry put the 2nd of Q’s stand-ins through the wringer and confront the idea that they may live in a shit hole county. Music: Dead Is Forever - King With No Throne.
5/16/2018 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 55 seconds
#372: King of Swing
While BQ lights up the silver screen with his matinee idol looks, Bry and Walt talk to the legendary Ming Chen and play a new game with him. Music: Dave Wimer - Daisies and Razor Blades
5/7/2018 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 44 seconds
#371: Daddy Edgar
Bry celebrates a true American Hero. Q considers running for office. Jiggy plays 1-true-3. Music: Scott E. Wells - Free
5/2/2018 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 34 seconds
#370: Tell ‘Em Uber Dave
Jiggy joins TESD for a chat, Walt cheats on Tom Brady with Jim Halpert, Bry smells something fishy in a bakery. Music: The Captain Hates The Sea - The Octothorpe
4/24/2018 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 4 seconds
#369: Angel Coitus
A 13%er who narrowly escaped the clutches of a deranged cult leader stops by. Is heaven just one big friend zone? Git ‘Em and Walt dish on their exclusive book club. Music: Medicated Savage - Be Original
4/10/2018 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 42 seconds
#368: King Me!
After addressing his h8trz, Walt & Q pontificate on what Bry should care about. Music: Tommy Lombardozzi - You’re No Me
4/3/2018 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 18 seconds
#367: Beside Flanagan
Nuptials, Black Panther and millennials, oh my. Music: Evoker - Insect Overlords
3/17/2018 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 57 seconds
#366: The Woods of Defecation
Kev cheats death, Q & Walt try to dissect Bry with their blunt, little tools. A superstar NJ celeb calls in. Music: The Fill Ins - The Time Is Now
3/12/2018 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 6 seconds
#365: Nobody’s Goat
Walt extolls the virtues of Tim vs Time. Q misses the point of a museum. Music: Desmond - Exile
2/15/2018 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 34 seconds
#364: Himamānav
Bry gets as nasty as he wants to be, Git ‘Em runs afoul of Mike, a mystery substance lands on train tracks in a certain country. Music: Thy Kingdom Slum - Master Plan
2/3/2018 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 37 seconds
#363: Kweeping up with the Kwinns
Bry & Q are invited to a football party, Walt loses a son, TESD loses a beloved game. Music: Pets with Human Names - Terracotta
1/20/2018 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 54 seconds
#362: Keepin’ it rawz & keepin’ it realz
Bry needs a wife, Q vs Seth Rogen sex tape, Walt struggles with a recent death. Music: Casanovacaine - Wall of the Earth
1/15/2018 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 55 seconds
#361: Git 'Em Dies at the End
Christmas and New Years reports, Git ‘Em has a near death experience, Baron Von Flanagan drops some sexy knowledge. Music: NORM - Spilled Milk
1/9/2018 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 17 seconds
#360: Happy Hamburger
Walt loves standing in line, Bry hates craft stores, Xmas gift exchange. Music: Cydeways - Illusion
12/22/2017 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 57 seconds
#359: Blue Ballz 4 Kidz
Is midnight too late to text your tailor? Q throws shade at Emeril. TESD considers taking the Tim Tebow challenge. Music: Blind Divide - Pathfinder
12/16/2017 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 15 seconds
#358: F*ck the trees!
A Devils fan gets stabby. Walt “helps” Bry hang a TV and then spends the best $1.10 of his life. Music: Marbles & Pencils - Hands Up
12/2/2017 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 2 seconds
#357: Kenan and Q
Old man Flanagan weighs in on the ‘family friendly’ IJ MSG show, Steve Harvey disappoints a nation, Bry has a hairy butt, Miss TESD Overbite contest. Music: The Rough Touch - Death Of A Preacher
11/21/2017 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 30 seconds
#356: Better Late Than Never
Bry & Q return from the high seas. Walt offers up frowning disapproval of Bry’s life choices. Music: Atragon - I, Necromancer
11/11/2017 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 38 seconds
#355: The 2017 Overdose Full Special
A holy visitor guides TESD through the depths of hell to rescue the Baron.
10/31/2017 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 31 seconds
#354: Overbites Matter
Bry brings a hard hitting headline. With the passing of Tom Petty, Q looks to Walt as his new guru. Music: All This Time You’ve Been Waiting For This - Shape The World. The Heavens And The Earth
10/20/2017 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 7 seconds
#353: The Gun Show
Vegas, Trumptards and libs, oh my. Music: IT - We're All In This Together
10/7/2017 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 10 seconds
#352: LEGO Babies
Bry smells something foul, Walt brings a list of peeves, Q cares about nothing. Music: Doug Funnie - Rick and Morty (Recap Rap)
9/30/2017 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 49 seconds
#351: NO MANGO
TESD vies for gang status. Walt receives a warning from a mysterious source. Music: Bad Knaves - Get Up On High
9/23/2017 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 53 seconds
#350: I am the Patriarchy
Sandusky II, #SavePedro follow up, a listener is heard. Music: Equilibrium - Vague Space
9/19/2017 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 59 seconds
#349: Down Mexico Way
Walt issues a challenge to Ken Jennings, Bry argues for preserving a little slice of Americana. Music: Waco - Coolangatta
9/10/2017 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 58 seconds
#348: Time Commander in Chief
Asian confederates, Q becomes a horror icon, Walt don't got no back. Music: Evoker - Here Comes the Metric System
8/30/2017 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 11 seconds
#347: Git'em the Hell Outta Here
Q gives an unexpected tip. Walt & Bry confront their hometown's sordid doings. Music: Sunday Greg - Get Better Declan
8/19/2017 • 2 hours, 39 minutes, 35 seconds
#346: Granny Comfort
Q's tips, Walt mellows out, Bry goes to Wildwood. Music: QuarterBurn - DeathKlock
8/6/2017 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 54 seconds
#345: #NOTOKAY
Q's back from San Diego, Walt grouses like he's Bry, Bry dispenses sage advice to those who live close to the ground. Music: Forneus - The Nine Gates Of The Kingdom Of Torment
8/1/2017 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 12 seconds
#344: Ann Landahs
Q dispenses advice, Sage overreaches. Music: Silent Descent - Breaking the Space
7/17/2017 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 55 seconds
#343: Meet the Progressives
Walt buys two toilets, Q fears for new New York, Bry mourned the death of the bikini car wash. Music: Dangerfields - Embers
7/8/2017 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 4 seconds
#342: The Rebranding of Baron Von Flanagan
Q doesn't get the laffs, Bry definitively states what it means to be 'the biggest fan'. Walt plans a solo career. Music: Nopium - Wanting
7/4/2017 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 24 seconds
#341: Spooky Puss
Q tries to get arrested in Paris. The TESD brand takes to the sky. A reincarnated Walt is still going steady. Music: Relative Blood - #4
6/24/2017 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 21 seconds
#340: Love Warrior
Who amongst the guys is a perfectionist? Walt's lack of cow milking skills makes him feel inadequate. Conflicting opinions on Wonder Woman. Music: El Beasto - Feed the Kraken
6/16/2017 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 4 seconds
#339: Flanny Got Fingered
Bry vs Q, Q vs Walt, Walt vs Bry, Arbor Day vs Cinco De Mayo. Music: GRAYSON X - A Beautiful Nightmare
6/10/2017 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 13 seconds
#338: Fevered Morphine Dreams
Walt & Q demand a kinder, gentler, Bry. A final update on GoT boy's love life. Walt wants to get on some dumb list by any means necessary.Music: Bastard and the Crows - The Fall of John Adams High
6/1/2017 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 59 seconds
#337: Kwigleeuh
Murder most foul, past lives most lived & Stargate most boring. Music: Language of the Mad - Life
5/26/2017 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 49 seconds
#336: Mushken
Walt sympathizes with Lil Bow Wow, Bry sympathizes with Kendall Jenner, Q sympathizes with Steve Harvey. An all new game show debuts. Music: Score of All Things - I Am Dead Inside
5/14/2017 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 47 seconds
#335: Prince Q
Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable? Music: Boom Child - I Want to Shift Your Sister
5/5/2017 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 32 seconds
#334: Shave and a Haircut
Bry & Q make the headline on Hollywood's top news sites, Hitlearn something new, Bry goes to dinner with the Flanagans. Music: Famous Fred and the Creatures Unknown - Ganda
4/28/2017 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 28 seconds
#333: Sunday Jeffosauraus
Bry talks about a self-proclaimed haunted bar, did dinosaurs pitch in to build the pyramids? Music: Aurora Blue - Stay
4/25/2017 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 37 seconds
#332: Bloody good time
Bry talks of a budding fear of bathtubs, super crappy food and overflowing urine troughs at the 2017 Edinburgh Comic Book Men panel. Music: Kyle Sammond - Ride
4/19/2017 • 59 minutes, 3 seconds
#331: Is there a Doctor in the house?
Bry's brother Erik, a fancy pants doctor, offers up some psychological breakdowns. Music: Scott E. Wells - Damn Near Twenty
4/7/2017 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 52 seconds
#330: Try the Veal
The boys welcome a superstar guest. Walt reconsiders a tap dancing career. Music: Galactic Polecats - Necro Girlfriend
3/25/2017 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 23 seconds
#329: Log Box
Bry, Walt & Q consider a 'Deliverance' remake, Bry gets into (another) altercation, 2 Live Crew vs 1 middle-aged Jew. Music: Chayser - My Three Suns
3/18/2017 • 1 hour, 55 minutes
#328: Take a Blow
Bry and Walt are joined by the smartest man in the room. Bry is not invited to a kid's birthday party. Music: Concentric Circus - Pareidolia
3/11/2017 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 30 seconds
#327: The Human Corn
Walt insinuates Bry's teflon coating may be scratched. Bry and Q go to Hollywood. Fat Newz.. Music: Ramskull - Hector
3/7/2017 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 50 seconds
#326: The Atomic Lantern of Love
Bry marches in a peace rally, Valentine's Day philosophies. Music: Grady Seasons - Supervisor
2/27/2017 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 14 seconds
#325: Ignorance is Holy
Bry, Walt & Q talk to a guy with more experience in exorcism than anyone else they know. Music: Dug Free Man - Break It
2/20/2017 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 15 seconds
#324: The Verdict
The stunning follow up to Brian Quinn's trial by fire...ants. Should he stay or should he go now? Music: Jamie Coon - Forgive Me
2/11/2017 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 44 seconds
#323: My Cousin Quinny Part II
Q is put on trial by fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Lo-fi Fun Factory - Pull yourself together
2/5/2017 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 48 seconds
#322: My Cousin Quinny Part I
Q is put on trial by Fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Waco Band: Agitation
1/30/2017 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 20 seconds
#321: Slip 'n Slide Orgy
Q's impending trial, Gay animals, Reddit douches, listener problems. Music: Melon Tiger: She Only Lies
1/21/2017 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 31 seconds
#320: Hey, hey we're the Jokers!
Walt & Bry issue a sexy 100 day challenge, Mid-life dream cars vs mid-life reality hoopties, Sunday Jeff loses his passion for collecting. Music: Greg Rekus: Never Satisfied
1/13/2017 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 31 seconds
#319: Nostradummies
Past quatrains are reviewed. Bry goes full Rupert Pupkin. Music: VaultsOfExtoth & JSarge - Lure of The Kissing Skull
1/10/2017 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 56 seconds
#318: Q'z Brewz
2016 in review, American treasure Steve Martin, Q dreams of becoming the 2nd Baron on TESD. Music: 3 Parts Dead - My Mistake
1/1/2017 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 25 seconds
#317: This is Why!
Q steals Walt's thunder, Rogue One, Bry discovers why he's not a doctor. Music: Sunday Greg - Sunday Jeff He is the best
12/24/2016 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 51 seconds
#316: Grasshead
Walt proves his metaldom at a young age. Bry brings a Christmas tale of abject shittiness. Music: Dug Free Man - Getting Close
12/18/2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 4 seconds
#315: Woe is Q
Q faces a catastrophe, Bry faces a minor bump in the road, Walt is shamed. Music: Floorian - Spinning Time
12/10/2016 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 41 seconds
#314: Impressing the Prof
The Prussian Kissing Skull dishes out cheers & jeers. The guys present their senior thesis to Professor 5. Music: We Scare Nightmares - I, Narcoleptic
12/4/2016 • 2 hours, 48 minutes, 53 seconds
#313: 4th and Down
A supernatural force stirs Q. Walt stumbles in his first step in joining the Illuminati. Brytanic brings a conspiracy theory to the poker table. Music: Thy Crest Be Shorn - Winds Of Destruction
11/27/2016 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 45 seconds
#312: Tan & Poisoned
Walt returns from Florida, Git 'Em gives an animal control clinic, TESD dispenses sound advice in a flash. Music: Sawdust - Downward
11/19/2016 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 41 seconds
#311: Peepin' N Creepin'
While Walt suns his privileged ass in Florida, The Space Monkeys figure out how to make America tolerable again. Music: The November Council - Attack The Golden City
11/13/2016 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 36 seconds
#310: Woke FlanaSkinOnSkin
Paradoxical undressing, Walt lures elderly people to his car, a famous guest craps all over TESD studios. Music: Sunday Greg - Glass Table
11/4/2016 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 10 seconds
#309: Tampons 'n Mini Sombreros
Q defends Staten Island (again), PC BS pisses off Bry (again), Walt wants teens to run the country. Music: Mazinga - 547
10/28/2016 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 31 seconds
#308: The 2016 Overdose Full Special
Bry's needle moves thanks to Troy. TESD presents their annual Halloween episode. Music: Vicky Pezza - Monster Dick
10/23/2016 • 2 hours, 51 minutes, 11 seconds
#307: BQ+BM=TLF
Q is named Pusshole of the Week, scary clown fad, the boys dust off 'Rant or Ruse?'. Music: Crazies - Spookshow
10/15/2016 • 2 hours, 17 minutes, 50 seconds
#306: #Funeralz
A TruTV suit joins TESD to expose the seedy underbelly of IJ. Walt & Bry take the opportunity to pitch a few grand slam ideas. Music: Woke - Alone In The Dark
9/30/2016 • 2 hours, 15 minutes, 20 seconds
#305: Batches of Patches
A beloved segment returns, the boys talk about Weiner, Q gets his rocks off. Music: Extinguish the Sun - Flashes
9/23/2016 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 47 seconds
#304: It's Porn Dog!
Q is called to the carpet, Bry puts overzealous IJ fangirls on blast, smartest mammals.
Music: Temple Kings - Big Talk Little Man
9/15/2016 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 53 seconds
#303: Polaroid from Dimension Z
A mystery photograph provides a clue to another universe. Rationality is dismissed. The debunked is debunked. Music: Millennia - Callipygian.
9/10/2016 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 16 seconds
#302: evaD evetS me' lleT
Bry goes to a urine park, Colonel Q defends his title, Walt introduces two brand-new games. Music: Human Repair Shop - Rats Off To Ya
9/3/2016 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 21 seconds
#301: Chocolate Clocks
Git 'Em reveals how married life is treating him, Walt is first disgusted, then impressed by Sweden. Music: Jay Mac Attack - A Dogs Life
8/28/2016 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 48 seconds
#300: Git 'Em to the Chapel
Tell 'Em Steve Dave celebrates their 300th podcast episode with the unholiest of ceremonies, the marriage of Git 'Em Steve Dave. Music: Vicky Pezza - Gitem Superstar
8/12/2016 • 3 hours, 41 minutes, 37 seconds
#299: Walking Over Hot Coals To 300
TESD mulls getting into the self help business. Music: So Much For Pathos - The Words To Say
8/5/2016 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 57 seconds