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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

English, Comedy, 1 season, 425 episodes, 3 days, 10 hours
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Comedy podcasts are the best, but it's not easy to find clean comedy podcasts that are actually FUNNY! Welcome to the Spitballers Podcast with the award-winning trio of Andy, Mike, and Jason. These three dads will make you laugh as they discuss ridiculous topics, answer life's most difficult questions, and dish out life advice that you should never, ever take. We all need a little nonsense in our everyday lives. ** WINNER "Best Comedy Podcast" 2019 Podcast Awards ** Be a part of one of the best audiences around and enjoy a comedy podcast for the whole family with new episodes every Monday morning! The one comedy podcast you can't leave off your podcast roster.
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271: Bad Butt Days & Historical Figures Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

On this episode we learn about Jason’s fancy island escapades, how long we can survive in a zombie apocalypse and a surprise cuisine confession. We close the show out back in the coliseum with a historical figures battle royale. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/5/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 31 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Poop Boot & Things That Make You Nervous - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for February 1st, 2024: Happy New Year Spitwads! We’re back with some new content today AND the return of Liar, Liar! Can the guys get back-to-back wins? We also talk about horizontal buttcracks and selling our teeth. We wrap things up with a draft of ‘Things That Make You Nervous’. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/1/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 23 seconds
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Spit Hits: Never Big Spoon & Coolest Fictional Monsters - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 29th, 2024: There is a big utensil disagreement on today’s show that we will need your help settling. Let us know where you stand on the topic. We also discuss some new wave thievery, exploring ancient pyramids, and meeting our teenage selves. We close it down with a draft of the coolest fictional monsters. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/29/202455 minutes, 48 seconds
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Spit Hits: Domestic Yodelers & Animals That Would Be A Problem If They Were Larger - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 25th, 2024: On today’s show we talk about braggarts, Pitbull, and heavy metal drummers. We also provide some free education as we clearly define the difference between some commonly confused things. We close the show with a draft of animals that would be a problem if they were larger. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/25/20241 hour, 9 minutes, 48 seconds
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270: Search History Surprise & Things That Are Purple - Comedy Podcast

Today we talk about c-sickness, mystery search history, and who would win in a hypothetical superhero battle. We also discern the differences between some commonly confused words. Finally, we do a draft of things that are purple. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/22/202453 minutes, 14 seconds
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Spit Hits: Dusty Cabinets & Song Titles To Describe A Bad Date - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 18th, 2024: On today’s episode, we discuss shooting free-throws without fingers, air horn beckoning, and an air-quotes comeback. We also discuss living with a neat freak and stomach bugs. We end the show with a draft of real song titles that could describe a bad date. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/18/202451 minutes, 5 seconds
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269: Funeral Buffets & The Best Chores - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we muse on forced dessert, awkward intros, becoming a full-time marathon runner. Then, we do some ‘Man of the People’ and draft our favorite chores. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/15/20241 hour, 2 minutes, 55 seconds
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Spit Hits: Fart Decibels & Songs We Are Embarrassed To Like - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 11th, 2024: This episode is packed. We discuss roller coasters vs. water slides, dragon features we’d want, and being tall and skinny vs. short and ripped. Then we dive into our 20th Liar, Liar segment. Is today the day? Lastly we polish it off with a draft of songs that we are embarrassed to like. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/11/202456 minutes, 58 seconds
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Pirate Myths & Things That Are Fragile - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about having your in-laws move in with your family, turning things into cake, and painfully awkward acting. Then, Andy, Mike, and Jason each share a wild but real news article. Lastly, we carefully wrap up the show with a draft of things that are fragile. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/8/202453 minutes, 42 seconds
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Spit Hits: Seedless Beef & Things We Miss From Our Childhood - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 4th, 2024: Time for the spitwads to weigh in. It is Jason/Andy vs. Mike in a heated debate on selflessness with selfish motivation. We also discuss things like when to throw away a pair of underwear, stealing food, and trying to figure out someone’s name you’ve forgotten. We close it down with a draft of things we miss from our childhood. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/4/20241 hour, 9 minutes, 19 seconds
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Spit Hits: Big Cuppin’ & The Best Ways To Cover Up A Fart - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 1st, 2024: Today, Jason shows up with an obnoxiously large accessory. We also talk about citizenship duties and chewing with your mouth open. Then, find out who today’s Man of the People is. We shut it down with a draft of the best ways to cover up a fart! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/1/202450 minutes, 30 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Soothing Sounds of Vomit & The Best Dog Breeds - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 28th, 2023: Tune in today to hear all about Mike’s future invention to help humanity. We also talk about alligator survival, FPH rates, and sketchy stairs. In the situation room, we tackle a real moral crime dilemma. Lastly, we close this thing down with a draft of our favorite dog breeds. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/28/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 16 seconds
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Spit Hits: A Low Speed Chase & The Best Buffet Foods - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 25th, 2023: On today’s show, we patronize other people’s careers, eat soup in a walk-in freezer, and drive with our left foot. We also discuss some crazy-but-true news articles. We close it down with a draft of our favorite buffet foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/25/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 8 seconds
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Spit Hits: A Clumsy Jedi & The Best Chocolate Based Foods - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 21st, 2023: Would you rather be too bored all the time or too busy all the time? Hear how we feel about that on today’s episode. We also talk about backup food, donut farts, and the worst jedi ever. We then share some insane real life news stories and draft the best chocolate based foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/21/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 2 seconds
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267: Between the Sheets & Frito Feet - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we discuss having quadruplets, looking different every day, and bedding preferences. Then we jump into Highway To Spell before drafting items for a fight to the death inside an electronics store. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/18/202358 minutes, 4 seconds
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Spit Hits: Eye Opening, Artery Closing & The Best Foods To Put Butter On - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 14th, 2023: On this episode, find out what has Andy interrupting everything with a loud outburst! We also talk about illegal ding dongs and an unexpected roommate. We close it down with a draft of the best foods to put butter on. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/14/202356 minutes, 37 seconds
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266: Audible Bubble Guts & Things To Not Waste Your Money On - Comedy Podcast

Today we discuss acne, in-app advertisements, and eating a banana peel. The guys also learned how to properly use a word that they have been using incorrectly for years. We close things out with a draft of things you shouldn’t waste your money on. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/11/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 45 seconds
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Spit Hits: Tasteful Sarcasm & Things That Are Blue - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 7th, 2023: On today’s show, we discuss hairy backs, feathery insults, and vitamin piles. Then, play along and see if you can beat this week’s winner of ‘Man of the People’. Then stick around till the end as we draft things that are blue. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/7/202353 minutes, 54 seconds
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265: Outhouse Proof & The Best Decades - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about trolling the trolls, being alone in an elevator for 48 hours, and being the dumbest person on the planet. ‘Jason Explains’ also makes an appearance for the first time in a while.  Then we do some ‘Is This Real Life?’ and close it down with a draft of the best decades. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/4/20231 hour, 14 seconds
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Spit Hits: Exit Row Etiquette & The Best Foods To Dip In Ranch - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 30th, 2023: Tune into this episode to hear all about tickle partners, salad grabbers, and “how body works”. We finish up with a draft of the best foods to dip in ranch. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/30/202348 minutes, 13 seconds
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Spit Hits: Our 200th Episode and Honey I Blew Up The Draft! - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 27th, 2023: The long awaited Episode 200 is here! Come along for the ride as we try out a couple of new segments, play some Liar, Liar, and draft some weapons for a giant battle royale. Make sure you stick around after the draft for a surprise ending! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/27/20231 hour, 21 minutes, 39 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Pigeon Song & The Best Older Generation Names - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 23rd, 2023: Great news! On today’s show, we cure jealousy. We also discuss cutting off a limb, talking to pigeons, and seeing other people’s futures. We wrap it up with a draft of stereotypical older generation names. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/23/20231 hour, 37 seconds
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264: Pepper Pupdates & The Best Flavors - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we will catch you up on Jason’s mischievous dog saga. We also discuss ninja smoke bombs and becoming the best negotiator. Lastly, we close it down with another edition of Ballerdash and a draft of the best flavors. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/20/202356 minutes, 59 seconds
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Spit Hits: Jason Teaches Space & Foods That Push Your Poop Button - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 16th, 2023: On today’s episode we talk about the pain behind having to admit that our wives are better than us at some things. We also discuss doing a stint in prison vs. just popping in on the weekends. In our ‘What’s The Difference’ segment, Jason really helps illuminate everything he knows about flying space rocks. In true Spitballers fashion, we close it down with a draft of foods that really push our poop buttons. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/16/202359 minutes, 26 seconds
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263: Bit Part Millionaires & A Garden Center Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about being a bit-part actor, having the best looking holiday displays, and remembering people's names. We also dole out some marital advice to a few conflicted couples. We finish things off with a draft of garden center items for a fight to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/13/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 4 seconds
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Spit Hits: Bozo Updates & Daredevil Activities - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 9th, 2023: On today’s show, we talk about living out of famous buildings, teaching high school, and having no one show up to your funeral. We also establish the line of when a puppy becomes a dog. We shut things down with a draft of daredevil activities. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/9/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 53 seconds
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262: Violent Games & Things That Are Black - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about sky diving vs. scuba diving, gluten-free vs. dairy free, and inside-out vs. backwards. We also play a hilarious round of Man of the People. We shut the show down with a draft of things that are black. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/6/202354 minutes, 18 seconds
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Spit Hits: Pit Pumping & The Best Cheese Based Foods - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 2nd, 2023: On today’s show, we talk about perma-clowns, super buff feet, and what gaming looks like as an old man. The fellas also each bring a crazy article to discuss in ‘Is This Real Life?’. Then, we close things down with a draft of the best cheese-based foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/2/20231 hour, 14 seconds
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261: Elevator Gaslighting & The Worst Movies - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we do some bad impressions and discuss things like sonic boom farts, becoming an instant piano man, and magic sphincters. Then we finish the show off with a draft of the worst movies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/30/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 44 seconds
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Spit Hits: My Eco-Friendly Emissions & The Best Home Inventions - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 26th, 2023: On today’s episode, we suck at math. I know - shocker! We also talk about time travel and being stuck listening to boring stories. Then, in a more practical than usual draft, we select the best home inventions in the past 30 years. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/26/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 45 seconds
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260: Nap Attacks & Extinct Technologies - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode, so many important questions answered! Topics including: time travel, graveyards, fruit butts, and Jason’s magic school bus! We also have fun revisiting our past during a draft of extinct technologies! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/23/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 7 seconds
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Spit Hits: Duck Conspiracies & Activities for the Perfect Day - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 19th, 2023: Come on in! Everyone’s here! On today’s show we discuss dying of dysentery, eating cake while hiking, and bun dunking. We also weight the pros and cons of all the Encanto superpowers and learn all about where ducks really come from. We round it out with a draft of activities for the perfect day! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/19/20231 hour, 15 seconds
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259: Public Fart Policy & The Best Game Show Hosts - Comedy Podcast

Welcome in! On this episode we discuss Jason’s sock & shoe issues, peeing in a public restroom stall, and some physical fitness challenges for cash. We also do a draft of our favorite game show hosts. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/16/202351 minutes, 49 seconds
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Spit Hits: Surrogate Poopers & The Best Soups - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 12th, 2023: We’re back with a new episode after the extended holiday! After we talk about awkward typing, a funny pooper power, and holiday cooking chores, we jump into some real life news articles that blew our minds. Lastly, we draft our favorite soups. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/12/202352 minutes, 42 seconds
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258: Jason's Mid-Life Crisis & A Robot Battle Royale

Join us today for Jason’s therapy session as he gets some things off his chest that he has apparently been bottling up for way too long. We also discuss poop slinging robots and dusty, homeless butterflies. Then we are back in the Colosseum for a ‘Famous Robot Battle Royale’. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/9/202359 minutes, 1 second
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Spit Hits: Moon Poops & An NHL Mascot Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 5th, 2023: Today’s episode kicks off with a heated debate about Hollywood. We then talk about Mike’s juvenile crusty forehead problem and pooping in zero gravity. After dishing out some invaluable Life Advice, we ice this show with an NHL mascot battle royale. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/5/202359 minutes, 53 seconds
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257: Building a House & Our Favorite Sports - Comedy Podcast

Metric or Imperial? Which side are you on? We also talk about trying to build our own homes, backyard bidets, and what age to teach your kids to drive. Andy, Mike, and Jason each share a news article they found fascinating, and we close it down with a draft of our favorite sports. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/2/202356 minutes, 54 seconds
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Spit Hits: Attic Full Of Farts & Things You Don't Want To Find In Your Food - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 28th, 2023: On this show, we discuss which half of our body we would rather look old, pooping out a butter knife, and being followed by flies. Then, we hand out some extremely wise and practical life advice. Lastly, we close the show down with a draft of the worst things to find in your food at a restaurant. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/28/20231 hour, 46 seconds
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256: Backfloat BMs & Things to Not Cheap Out On - Comedy Podcast

On this show, we muse on reverse ventriloquism, ocean pooping, and sleeping on shoes. We also differentiate some commonly confused things so you can be sure to leave this episode smarter than when you arrived. We finish up the show with a draft of things to not cheap out on. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/25/20231 hour, 1 minute, 32 seconds
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Spit Hits: Big Bristles & The Worst Food To Eat In The Car - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 21st, 2023: On this episode, we discuss a pay-per-brush system for oral hygiene. We also debate the appeal of a being a viking vs. knight vs. samurai. And stick around as Mike has a bit of a surprise for Jason during ‘Is This Real Life’. Lastly, we shut it down with a draft of the worst foods to eat in the car. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/21/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 25 seconds
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255: Veggie Fraud & The Best Streaming Services - Comedy Podcast

On this episode we talk about sitting in a no-phone zone, hearing problems, and smelling savory. We then dole out some top tier life advice. Lastly we draft our favorite streaming services. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/18/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 35 seconds
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Spit Hits: Squatter's Rights & The Best Places To Take A Nap - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about fried squirrels, slippery butter, and slapping our face on some currency. We also have another run-in with our local wizard in The Situation Room. We close things down with a draft of the best places to take a nap. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/14/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 28 seconds
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254: Dumb World Records & Favorite Johns - Comedy Podcast

Today, we teach you all about moth balls, how to always spell dessert correctly, and bailing out of a boring story. We crown a new spelling master, and wrap it up with a draft of our favorite ‘Johns’. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/11/202355 minutes, 59 seconds
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Spit Hits: Pre-Barf & The Worst Things To Do While Nauseous - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 7th, 2023: Liar, Liar is on today’s show. That is all most of you need to read to get pumped about this episode. But in case it’s not, we also discuss non-terminal velocities, speedwalking, bank robbing, and height thresholds. Then, grab a barf bag and listen in as we draft the worst things to do while nauseous. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/7/202357 minutes, 32 seconds
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Spit Hits: Step Stool Defense & Actors To Defend You In Court - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 4th, 2023: On today’s episode, we talk about eliminating snacking, assembling Lego, and talking to dead people. We also construct the perfect sandwich and come up with the ultimate disrespectful driver-to-driver hand signal. We shut it down with a draft of actors to defend us in court. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/4/202356 minutes, 46 seconds
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Spit Hits: Pickle Pals & The Most Patronizing Nicknames - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 31st, 2023: Listen up Junior - you don’t want to miss today’s episode. We talk about sleeping in dirty ball pits, our favorite sport, classic cars, and slime enemas. We polish it off with a draft of the most patronizing nicknames. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/31/202356 minutes, 55 seconds
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253: Punching Hornets & Things That Start with 'S' - Comedy Podcast

On this show we talk about grabbing someone by their armpit hair, living next to an active volcano, and being the only one in the world without a superpower. We close the episode with a draft of things that start with the letter ‘s’. Don’t miss it! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/28/202358 minutes, 10 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Love Jump & The Best Christmas Traditions - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 24th, 2023: Today we talk about traveling by toilet, burning down your own house, and a pilot that is very lucky to be alive. Then, in honor of the season, we bring some positivity into the world with a draft of the best Christmas traditions. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/24/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 22 seconds
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252: Secret Rooms & Underrated Foods - Comedy Podcast

Today we discuss residential fire poles, becoming a house pet, and giving motivational speeches to your bowel movements. We also muse on food pairings that rhyme, becoming tour guides, and personal company sponsorships. We shut it down with a draft of underrated foods. Don’t miss it! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/21/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 41 seconds
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Spit Hits: Owl Gets Busted & The Best Dad Jokes Part III - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 17th, 2023: Owl faces some pretty egregious allegations on today’s show. You be the judge if it was justified or not. After some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions and a hilarious ‘Highway to Spell’, we close this down with a highly requested Dad Jokes Part III draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/17/202346 minutes, 28 seconds
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251: Ducks and Dumps & Things That Are Yellow - Comedy Podcast

Jason spills a messy, embarrassing secret to the audience today. Maybe a few of you can relate. Maybe not. We also discuss bug hunting, mandatory stealing, and seeing through walls. Lastly, we have a draft of things that are yellow. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/14/202355 minutes
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Spit Hits: Choke Murder & Professions For Your Kids - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 10th, 2023: On today’s show, we discuss sunglasses vs hats, jungle survival for dummies, and losing an MMA fight. We also illuminate the differences between some commonly confused words. Lastly, we draft professions we’d love for our kids to grow up to be. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/10/202357 minutes, 13 seconds
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250: Castle Cravings & The Worst Animals To Be Reincarnated As - Comedy Podcast

Today’s show is so educational. Don’t miss it! We discuss architecture, textiles, trains, and so much more. We also draft the worst animals to be reincarnated as. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/7/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 8 seconds
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Spit Hits: Scuba Surfing & The Best Disaster Movies - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 2nd, 2023: On today’s show, we grab a bull by the horns, discuss the repercussions of being stranded on top of a ferris wheel, and learning to surf. We then head into ‘The Situation Room’ where we talk about our fathers and planning the perfect vacation. Things really get messy as we close things down with a draft of the best disaster movies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/3/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 48 seconds
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249: Prison Volunteers & Vacation Peeves - Comedy Podcast

We kick things off with Owl’s much anticipated scat. Does he hit it out of the park or fall on his face? You be the judge! We also discuss prisons, an idea for a new “sue you” app, and earthquake isle. We shut it down with a draft of vacation peeves. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/31/202359 minutes, 7 seconds
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Spit Hits: Great Dames & A Nintendo Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 27th, 2023: On this episode, we talk about finding a needle in a haystack and going on a wild goose chase. Jason also learns something new about web URLs live on the show. And then, not to bury the lead or anything, LIAR LIAR returns! Is today the day? Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/27/202359 minutes
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248: No Rules Duels & The Best Leftovers - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, Andy spills the beans on Owl’s recent run-in with the law. We also dive deep into the rules and etiquette of a good old fashioned duel. Then, LIAR, LIAR is back! Does Owl take his second ever loss? Lastly, we draft the best leftover foods! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/24/20231 hour, 25 seconds
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Spit Hits: Domestic Pooping & The Worst Things To Find Under Your Pillow - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 20th, 2023: You’ve waited long enough. The much-anticipated Owl scat sequel is here. Try not to step in it on your way in. We then discuss if we would rather have our wives or our children host the podcast in our absence. After talking through making our own clothes, biker bar karaoke, and defining an appliance, we close it down with a draft of the worst things to find under your pillow. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/20/202355 minutes, 47 seconds
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247: Bathroom Confessions & Boring Things - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we discuss hot doctors. Don’t worry, you can still have the show on with the kids around. We also talk about poop clocks, bathroom blowups, and toilet triumphs. We shut things down with a draft of boring things! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/17/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 30 seconds
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Spit Hits: Twerking Grandma & Activities That Will Ruin Your Day - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 13th, 2023: Today we talk all about chemical explosions, recorder concerts, dairy farming, and Andy’s pointy nose. And we are sure to make your day seem better when we close it down with a draft of the worst activities to ruin your day. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/13/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 46 seconds
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246: Hoverbowls & Things That Are Hot - Comedy Podcast

Ever wonder what Mike’s profession would be in a Martian society? Tune in today to find out. We also discuss nautical cars, tattoos, and Mike Tyson. Plus, 'Jason Explains' is back! We wrap it up with a draft of things that are hot. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/10/202358 minutes, 13 seconds
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Spit Hits: Rumpology & The Best Fries - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 6th, 2023: Can you spot the lies? Can the hosts defeat the Owl? Liar, Liar is back today! We also discuss survival skills, being puked on, and rodeo clowns. Then, be prepared to swing by a drive-thru on your way home because we are drafting the best fries. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/6/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 39 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Hungry Games & A Holiday Mascot Battle - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 3rd, 2023: Today we are talking about ideal bedtimes, airplane poop chutes, and playing hooky from work. Then, as we approach the holiday season, we do a battle royale draft of well known holiday mascots. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/3/202358 minutes, 10 seconds
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Spit Hits: Dr. Quackadoo MD & Things To Blow Up With Dynamite - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 29th, 2023: On today’s show, we talk about composting toilets, cereal condiments, and some willy nilly accusations. In the Situation Room, Andy is put on trial, we invade our local zoo, and we are granted the ability to summon food on-demand. We light the fuse on this episode with a draft of things to blow up with a stick of dynamite. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/29/20231 hour, 28 seconds
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245: Emoji Warnings & The Best Canned Foods - Comedy Podcast

On this episode we learn about some cheap, “organic” plant food that could get you arrested. We also discuss messy vs smelly houses and farting on a pile of laundry. We close it down with a draft of our favorite canned foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/26/202355 minutes, 27 seconds
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Spit Hits: Tuba Talks & The Best Movie Themes Pt. II - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 22nd, 2023: We are back with part two of the ‘best movie themes’ draft. We also talk about tuba players, assuming everyone is hitting on us, and never being looked at by anyone again. And for the first time in a while, we are dishing out some much needed life advice. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/22/202352 minutes, 7 seconds
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244: Cantaloupe Eaters & The Worst Things About Driving - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show we talk about cantaloupe eaters, merge blockers, and the great carrot color war. We also dive into some ‘What’s the Difference?’. We wrap things up with a draft of the worst things about driving. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/19/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 25 seconds
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Spit Hits: DoorDash Diaries & Wild Animals To Let Loose In Each Other’s Backyards - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 15th, 2023: After a long break, ‘Jason Explains’ is back on today’s show. We also talk about part-time wizardry, celebrity meteorologists, and not being able to satisfy a craving. We finish things off with a draft of animals to release in each other’s backyards. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/15/20231 hour, 1 minute, 38 seconds
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243: Turtle Races & Selfish Punishments To Give Our Children - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, find out what unflattering word Mike uses to describe Andy’s appearance. We also discuss desirable animal defensive mechanisms, stair mules, and magic wallets. After sharing some crazy real-life news headlines, we close it down with a draft of selfish punishments to give our children. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/12/202359 minutes, 20 seconds
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Spit Hits: Guillotine Garage Doors & A 90's Film Festival - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 8th, 2023: We are back with a brand new episode this week! We talk about deadly garage doors, roller coaster parks, pooping while standing, and sleeping on a La-Z-Boy. We also talk about a vacation vs. a trip and when a vacation becomes a residence. We shut the episode down by drafting our own 90’s Film Festival.  Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/8/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 24 seconds
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242: Jason Gets Rocked & Movie Titles to Describe A Bad Date - Comedy Podcast

On today's show, we have an on-air face-off between Jason and Mike. We also discuss being friend requested by your boss, hamstring harps, yoga bombs and our end of life narration. Then we draft actual movie titles that could be used to describe a bad date. Don't miss it! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/5/202347 minutes, 2 seconds
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Spit Hits: My Lucky Horse Leg & Golf Club Alternatives - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 1st, 2023: On this episode, we talk about why you shouldn’t leave your seat to grab a snack during certain olympic events. We also discuss the stool rule, amphibious insects, malfunctioning robots, and sewer bears. On the back 9 of this episode we have a ridiculous draft of golf club alternatives. Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/1/202359 minutes, 59 seconds
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Spit Hits: Vampire Allergies & The Best Movie Themes - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 29th, 2023: On this episode, Andy, Mike, and Jason discuss visually impaired driving, airplane atrocities, and what it means to die from old age. Then they draft the ‘Best Movie Themes’. And spoiler - this is a two part draft so make sure to come back next week! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/29/202353 minutes, 8 seconds
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Spit Hits: Chest Plates & The Best Logos - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 25th, 2023: Listen in to hear all about Jason’s new “gym” that he “works out” at. We also talk about walking pains, freak feet, and chest plates. We then do some ‘Highway To Spell’ and wrap up the show with a draft of the best logos. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/25/202357 minutes, 37 seconds
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241: Backup Blood & A Brand Mascot Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, find out what hypothetical situation has us searching for the bathroom in our own house and singing to our cell phones. We also discuss never sweating again and arguing with our vehicles. Then we draft brand mascots to fight each other to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/22/202353 minutes, 5 seconds
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Spit Hits: Shark Attacks and Things Old People Do - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 18th, 2023: On today’s episode, we do some foreign currency conversions, discuss being scared 24/7, and living in a world with no tables. We also have the return of ‘Jason Explains’ before diving into another ridiculous edition of ‘Highway To Spell’. We shut down the episode with a draft of things that old people do. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/18/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 47 seconds
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240: Tailgater Haters & The Best Tools - Comedy Podcast

Today’s show really plays into our strengths. Spelling words and power tools. Listen in and absorb the expertise. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/15/202357 minutes, 42 seconds
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Spit Hits: Eerie Thoughts & The Best FroYo Toppings - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 11th, 2023: On today’s show, we talk about chicken fights, sudsy surfactants, and ploofing in public. In the Situation Room, we talk about eating contests, eternal life, and joining a reality TV competition show. We put a cherry on top with a draft of our favorite frozen yogurt toppings! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/11/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 58 seconds
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239: Aging Into Things & The Perfect Pasta - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we banter about lawn mowing, breakfast fish, and telekinesis. We also offer up some free and life advice to a few lucky listeners. Lastly, we finish things up with a draft of the perfect pasta dish. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/8/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 5 seconds
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Spit Hits: Eating Crayons & The Worst Animals To Be A Vet For - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 4th, 2023: Come on in. Grab a seat and hear us talk all about seeing dinosaurs, giraffe shoes, and jellyfish poop. Then, can Jason go for a repeat victory in Highway To Spell? Lastly, we wrap things up with a draft of the worst animals to be a veterinarian for. Don’t miss this episode! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/4/202357 minutes, 16 seconds
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238: Saliva Palms & Things That Are Red - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, hear all about Jason’s most recent self-diagnosis. We also discuss the splash zone in a Broadway theatre, being invincible-ish, and a well-known poem that has the world duped. We close it down with a draft of things that are red. Don’t miss it! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/1/202353 minutes, 22 seconds
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Spit Hits: Antique People & The Worst Things To Find In A Pinata - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 27th, 2023: On today’s show, we talk about burning Christmas cards, living without caffeine, and trading good food for extra years. Then we dive deep into the differences between several very similar words. We close things down with a draft of the worst things to find in a pinata. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/27/202357 minutes, 25 seconds
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237: A Balding Constellation & A State Animal Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, Jason explains why unlimited free Starbucks would be a curse to him. We also talk about a big guy in the sky (who is losing his hair) and play some ‘Man of the People’ before heading back into the Colosseum for a battle royale of official state animals. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/24/202348 minutes, 51 seconds
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Spit Hits: Jason's Near Death Experience & Father Fashion Statements - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 20th, 2023: Do NOT miss this episode! Jason tells a story of a real-life situation he found himself in this past weekend that was straight out of his worst nightmare. We also talk about animals that fight back, finishing other people’s sentences, and punching through paper. We close it down with a draft of the most “dad” clothing items.  Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/20/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 33 seconds
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236: Permission To Sleep & The Worst Places For A Proposal - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about creative excuses, self-control deficiencies, and “pre-eating”. We also share some news stories that seem too wild to be true. We end the episode on one knee as we draft the worst places for a proposal. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/17/202352 minutes, 58 seconds
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Spit Hits: Illegal Underpants & Fictional Places We'd Like To Visit - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 13th, 2023: On this episode, we inadvertently put a major clothing brand name on BLAST. Also, find out what’s got Andy boogering up swimming pools. Then we get educational as we teach you listeners the fundamental differences between some very similar things. We finish off the show with a draft of fictional places we would like to visit. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/13/202358 minutes, 12 seconds
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235: SNUBA Diving & The Best Hand Gestures - Comedy Podcast

Happy Easter Spitwads! On today’s show we discuss running the world with Superman by our side, being on our own Mt. Rushmore, and cheap haircuts for people like Jason. We then draft the best hand gestures to close things down. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/10/20231 hour, 37 seconds
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Spit Hits: Smug Butterflies & The Catchiest Songs - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 6th, 2023: Today we talk about drinking saltwater, getting beat up by a kid, and sucking dirt out of your carpet. Pretty normal things. We also share some wild news headlines before closing it down with a draft of the catchiest songs. Good luck not getting something stuck in your head for the rest of the day! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/6/20231 hour, 21 seconds
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234: The Great Bee Sting & Childish Insults - Comedy Podcast

Today we talk about push-up efficacy, eating boogers, and The Goodwill Phenomenon. We also have some Liar, Liar on the show! Then we go back to grade school and draft some iconic childish insults. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/3/202349 minutes, 4 seconds
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Spit Hits: My Old Dead Husband & Things We Thought Were True - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 30th, 2023: On this episode, find out why Jason is breaking INTO a prison. We also discuss grainy ketchup and hiring your friends before jumping into a draft of popular myths we once thought were true. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/30/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 6 seconds
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233: Big Shoe Diet & The Best Ways To Spend A Rainy Day - Comedy Podcast

We’ve got a hilarious episode for you today! Find out what’s got Jason looking so trim these days. We also discuss little baby boils, lizard people, and shower shorts. Don’t know what any of that could mean? Tune in to find out! We also shut it down with a draft of the best ways to spend a rainy day! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/27/202356 minutes
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Spit Hits: Splashback Situations & The Best Sitcom Characters - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 23rd, 2023:\ On today’s show, we talk about brownie eating habits, dying on a magic carpet ride, squeegeeing food off the floor, and some passionate trash can takes. We also dish out some life advice that is sure to help listeners around the world navigate tough situations. We close it down with a draft of the best sitcom characters. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/23/202359 minutes, 10 seconds
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Spit Hits: Big Beeping Busses & The Best Monster Movies - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 20th, 2023: We’re off for spring break with our families! We will be back with some fresh content next Monday! In the meantime…enjoy this classic episode!  On this episode, we discuss helping friends move, driving a school bus, and having extremely lucid dreams. Then, in ‘The Situation Room’, we find out what crimes are going to land us life in prison, becoming a supervillain, and huge unflushable poops. We close down this show with a draft of our favorite monster movies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/20/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 56 seconds
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Spit Hits: Big David & The Best Space Movies - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 16th, 2023: On this episode of the Spitballers, we discuss menu reading superpowers, selfish monster parents, and the classic game of snore & seek. As always, we also tackle some of life’s toughest questions. We countdown to the end of the episode with a draft of the best space movies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/16/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 40 seconds
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232: Dusty Cabinets & Song Titles To Describe A Bad Date - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode, we discuss shooting free-throws without fingers, air horn beckoning, and an air-quotes comeback. We also discuss living with a neat freak and stomach bugs. We end the show with a draft of real song titles that could describe a bad date. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/13/202351 minutes, 20 seconds
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Spit Hits: Half Court Gambling & Things To Fill A Pool With - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 9th, 2023: On today’s show we talk about basketball competitions, being completely hairless, and drinking from a baby bottle. Liar, Liar is also back by popular demand. Tune in to find out who was victorious. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/9/202355 minutes, 32 seconds
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231: Big Cuppin’ & The Best Ways To Cover Up A Fart - Comedy Podcast

Today, Jason shows up with an obnoxiously large accessory. We also talk about citizenship duties and chewing with your mouth open. Then, find out who today’s Man of the People is. We shut it down with a draft of the best ways to cover up a fart! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/6/202347 minutes, 35 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Burden Of Molting & 90’s Nostalgia - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 2nd, 2023: On today’s show we find out exactly how much Jason knows about military ranks. We also talk about shipping ourselves across country, low driving visibility, and optimal mechanisms for human flight. We then have a very special themed ‘Situation Room’. Finally, we close the show down with a draft of some 90’s nostalgia! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/2/202352 minutes, 27 seconds
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230: Eye Opening, Artery Closing & The Best Foods To Put Butter On - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, find out what has Andy interrupting everything with a loud outburst! We also talk about illegal ding dongs and an unexpected roommate. We close it down with a draft of the best foods to put butter on. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/27/202353 minutes, 55 seconds
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Spit Hits: Birdhouse Blunders & Dream Sponsorships - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for February 23rd, 2023: On this episode, we get a live look into Andy’s parenting life as he exchanges texts with quarreling siblings live on the air. We also discuss party food etiquette and define/invent “The Doorway Effect”. We close things down with a draft of the most overrated activities which are sure to trigger some people. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/23/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 44 seconds
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229: I See Stick Figures & Creative Ways to Dispose of a Dead Pet - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, Jason re-lives the recent tragic death of his son’s bearded dragon, Spike. We follow that up with a draft of the most creative ways to dispose of a dead pet. What more could you ask for? Don’t miss this one! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/20/202356 minutes, 4 seconds
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Spit Hits: Leather-Bound Bodies & The Most Overrated Activities - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for February 16th, 2023: On this episode, we get a live look into Andy’s parenting life as he exchanges texts with quarreling siblings live on the air. We also discuss party food etiquette and define/invent “The Doorway Effect”. We close things down with a draft of the most overrated activities which are sure to trigger some people. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/16/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 18 seconds
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228: Father Weather & The Worst Parts of Being an Adult - Comedy Podcast

On this show, we discuss manipulating the weather, rewinding time, and surviving without technology. We close down the show with a likely relatable draft of the worst parts of being an adult. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/13/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 32 seconds
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Spit Hits: Yo Yo People & A Spitballers Casting Call - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for February 9th, 2023: On today’s show, Highway To Spell is back. See if you can outsmart Andy, Mike, and Jason. We also discuss talking to animals, expensive wine, and eating a blizzard in a blizzard. We wrap up the episode by drafting the cast of Spitballers: The Movie.Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/9/202348 minutes, 7 seconds
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227: Teleportation Troubles & Things That Are Green - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we discuss important topics like naked teleportation, musical dreams, jellyfish stings, and lots more! To close out the show, Andy, Mike, and Jason take turns drafting things that are green! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/6/202355 minutes, 27 seconds
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Spit Hits: Puppy Problems & The Best Food Pairings - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for February 2nd, 2023: On this episode, we discuss how to figure out which eye is your dominant eye. We also discuss puppies chewing & pooing. Then, we jump into a round of “Jason Explains” & “I’ve Got Issues”. We polish off this show with a draft of the best food pairings. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/2/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 33 seconds
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226: The Brown Lung & Places To Have Calories Not Count - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we discuss competition vs cooperation. We also discuss re-downloading apps in between uses and being banned from drive thru windows. We then get into some ‘Highway to Spell’ as Mike tries to defend his back-to-back win streak. Can he do it? Lastly, we close it down with a draft of places to have calories not count. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/30/202356 minutes, 22 seconds
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Spit Hits: Dirty Elbows & Our Favorite Emojis - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 26th, 2023: On today’s show, we debate hot topics like spending a year on a submarine, stealing out of tip jars, and holding hands whilst crossing the street. We also continue to be public servants by answering some of life’s greatest questions. We put a ribbon on this episode with a draft of our favorite and most used emojis! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/26/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 22 seconds
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225: Space Swimming and Different Ways to Say Hello - Comedy Podcast

Come on in! Pull up a chair as we talk about Andy’s badingy, sharky waters, and the thin rim. We also have ‘Life Advice’ on today’s show after a long break. We say goodbye to this episode after a draft of ‘different ways to say hello’. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/23/202356 minutes, 17 seconds
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Spit Hits: House Goggles & Legendary Ways To Die - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 19th, 2023: On today’s show, we talk about our middle names, our pillow preferences, and randomizing our salaries. Then, “LIAR, LIAR” is back. Will a new victor arise? Tune in to find out! Finally, we terminate the episode by drafting legendary ways to die. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/19/20231 hour, 28 seconds
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224: We Are Google & Excuses To Not Do Your Chores - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show we learn about Jason’s lack of enthusiasm for the Grand Canyon and Brooks’ fear of hot air balloons. We also shed a ton of light on the difference between snot, mucous, and boogers. We shut it down with a draft of excuses to get out of doing your chores. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/16/202358 minutes, 40 seconds
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Spit Hits: Car Horn Aliens & An Animated Bank Heist - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 12th, 2023: On this episode, we talk about Andy’s doodles, Mike’s love of coffee table books, and Jason wiping out an entire species. We close the show with a draft of animated characters for a bank heist. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/12/202356 minutes, 7 seconds
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223: The Poop Boot & Things That Make You Nervous - Comedy Podcast

Happy New Year Spitwads! We’re back with some new content today AND the return of Liar, Liar! Can the guys get back-to-back wins? We also talk about horizontal buttcracks and selling our teeth. We wrap things up with a draft of ‘Things That Make You Nervous’. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/9/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 23 seconds
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Spit Hits: Andy Breaks The Law & The Ultimate Debt Collectors - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 5th, 2023: On today’s show we talk about doggie defecation and public urination. We also discuss our wives childhood crushes, kids birthday parties, and helping people move. The end of the episode comes knocking as we draft fictional characters to collect a debt. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/5/202359 minutes, 18 seconds
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Spit Hits: B-Team Basketball & The Worst Holiday Traditions - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 2nd, 2023: Is Owl finally defeated in another edition of Liar, Liar!? Tune in to find out! But before that, we talk about being a b-team champion, how much money you can make as a professional bowler, and the amount of skill necessary to become an olympic curler. We close this episode down with a draft of our least favorite holiday traditions! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/2/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 39 seconds
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Spit Hits: Fake Friends & Disney Characters to Start a Podcast With - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 29th, 2022: On this episode, we talk about human skipping stones, Jason’s patented technique to avoid cheek bites, and being pitched on an MLM. We end this podcast by drafting Disney characters to start a new podcast with. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/29/20221 hour, 1 minute, 22 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Death of Pinocchio & Alternate Transportation Methods - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 26th, 2022: On today’s show, we hear a stellar celebrity impersonation by Mike. We also discuss peeing in the front yard, revealing tattoos, having kids with the same name, and literally anything else you can think of. We close the show down with a draft of alternative transportation methods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/26/20221 hour, 13 seconds
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Spit Hits: Hot Mud & An Ocean Battle - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 22nd, 2022: It’s finally here! We are back in the studio and we got to try out a new segment! Before that, we discuss evading The Predator, cliffhangers, and do a little on-air gambling. We close down the show with an ocean animal battle royale! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/22/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 28 seconds
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222: The Great Bean-Off of 1888 & Things That Are Cold - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode, Jason Explains to us the origin of a very well known idiom. We also discuss acapella music, how often we mop our floors, and the definition of a moment. We close it down with a draft of things that are cold. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/19/202254 minutes, 16 seconds
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Spit Hits: Air Mattress Casualty & The Best Cookies - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 15th, 2022: On today’s episode, we talk about the best Disney sidekicks, a house with a view, and sleeping on our neighbor’s lawn. We also give you updated standings on all of our previous draft polls. We close it down with a draft of our favorite cookies! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/15/20221 hour, 1 minute, 23 seconds
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221: The Soothing Sounds of Vomit & The Best Dog Breeds - Comedy Podcast

Tune in today to hear all about Mike’s future invention to help humanity. We also talk about alligator survival, FPH rates, and sketchy stairs. In the situation room, we tackle a real moral crime dilemma. Lastly, we close this thing down with a draft of our favorite dog breeds. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/12/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 57 seconds
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Spit Hits: Bald Hippies & Things To Fight A Dragon With - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 8th, 2022: On today’s show, we talk about grave robbing, the odd shape of Jason’s head, and defining the levels of precipitation. We slay the end of the episode as we draft things to fight a dragon with. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/8/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 5 seconds
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220: Tasteful Sarcasm & Things That Are Blue - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we discuss hairy backs, feathery insults, and vitamin piles. Then, play along and see if you can beat this week’s winner of ‘Man of the People’. Then stick around till the end as we draft things that are blue. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/5/202252 minutes, 31 seconds
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Spit Hits: Dog Food Breath & An MLB Mascot Battle - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 1st, 2022: On today’s episode, we talk about conference hopping, doing the squaddle waddle, and becoming a world class line dancer. In the situation room, we talk about eating dog food, risky speeding, and selling our hair. We head into the 9th inning of our show with an MLB mascot battle royale draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/1/20221 hour, 43 seconds
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Spit Hits: Passive Gas & The Best Fruit Candies - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 28th, 2022: Dragon slayer, dragon rider, or dragon? Choose your adventure! We also talk about tracking our gas emissions, network sitcoms, and some out of this world news stories. We close this episode down with a delicious draft of the best fruit candies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/28/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 49 seconds
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Spit Hits: Low-T Moose & The Worst Minor Inconveniences - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 24th, 2022: Tune into today’s episode to find out what’s got Owl’s ears ringing. Then stick around to hear the guys discuss tv binging preferences, moose antlers, tipping etiquette, and dead pets. Lastly, the show is wrapped up with a draft of the worst minor inconveniences. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/24/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 53 seconds
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219: A Strong Arooma & The Worst Wedding Gifts - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we have some fun choosing which sound effect accessory we would rather have. We also choose which crime we would rather be publicly known for committing. Then, we provide some high quality education during our ‘What’s The Difference’ segment. Lastly, we finish things up with a draft of the worst wedding gifts. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/21/202258 minutes, 21 seconds
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Spit Hits: Bottom Loading Washers & An Insect Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 17th, 2022: On today’s episode, we discuss the pros & cons of growing up in the 90’s vs today. We also talk about fighting Mike Tyson, get out of jail free cards, and distinguishing between different types of woodlands. Lastly, Mike is sure to ruffle some feathers with his takes in our overrated food draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/17/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 30 seconds
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218: Blonde Roast Colonic & A Farm Fight To The Death - Comedy Podcast

Today we talk about driving without a windshield, friends that brag too much, and getting a root canal. Then, the fellas share some real life wacky news stories before drafting farm tools for a fight to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/14/202257 minutes, 37 seconds
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Spit Hits: Haunted Hampsters & Overrated Foods - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 10th, 2022: On today’s episode, we discuss the pros & cons of growing up in the 90’s vs today. We also talk about fighting Mike Tyson, get out of jail free cards, and distinguishing between different types of woodlands. Lastly, Mike is sure to ruffle some feathers with his takes in our overrated food draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/10/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 11 seconds
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217: Open Faced Lasagna & The Best Places To Hide Something - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we learn about Mike’s sneaky “heel hack”. We also discuss boogering a spider web, tickle workouts, and Jason’s soggy front. You also do not want to miss our draft of the best places to hide something valuable. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/7/202257 minutes, 32 seconds
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Spit Hits: Tall People Problems & The Worst Exercises - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 3rd, 2022: We’re rich! Or are we? On today’s show, we talk about winning a lottery jackpot and the ramifications that come along with that. We also discuss having an unlimited free meal pass to our favorite fast food restaurant, creating our own theme park, and our most cherished possessions. Finally, we cool-down with a draft everyone can rally behind - Worst Exercises! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/3/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 9 seconds
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216: Love Thy Nabor & Movies To See Again For The First Time - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show we discuss being a cat owner, the pain of family portrait sessions, and being able to erase our cringe moments. Then, we jump into a perfectly terrible edition of ‘Highway To Spell’. Lastly, we draft movies that we would like to be able to see again for the first time. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/31/202256 minutes, 55 seconds
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Spit Hits: "Eat This!" & The Best Future Technologies - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 27th, 2022: On this episode, we discuss elementary school vs. high school memories and which subject the fellas could still ace an exam in today. We also have a ‘Jason Explains’ segment that seems super familiar. Have we done this one before? We close the show out with a draft of future technologies that we want NOW! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/27/20221 hour, 1 minute, 56 seconds
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215: The Gamification of Urination and Choosing Each Other's Outfits - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, tune in to hear all about our idea to gamify men’s restrooms, an extremely rude sounding conversation technique, and joining the poopy pants club. We also provide value with some real life education on how to kill wasps and how to use Brooks’ money to pull off the ultimate troll. Lastly, we make each other look ridiculous by drafting each other’s clothing items. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/24/202252 minutes, 27 seconds
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Spit Hits: Doctor Donuts & College Degrees We Wish We Had - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 20th, 2022: On today’s show, we discuss a job interview predicament that turns out to be a tough egg to crack. We also also talk about the Midas touch, NFT’s, and being publicly humiliated. We close it down with a draft of college degrees we wish we had. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/20/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 8 seconds
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214: Spicy Blood & Things That Make You Smile - Comedy Podcast

Who is this week’s Man of the People? Find out on this episode! We also talk about living in a haunted house, piercing your nose, and eating butter straight up. We close it down with a draft of things that make us smile! Don’t miss it! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/17/202244 minutes, 45 seconds
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Spit Hits: Rock, Paper, Scissors & The Best Onomatopoeia - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 13th, 2022: We are back with another LIAR,LIAR! segment today! Is today the day? We also discuss bad tattoos, becoming a raindrop, and starring in a terrible movie. Then, Jason gets out some pent up aggression as we draft overrated actors and actresses! Re-brand your Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/13/20221 hour, 41 seconds
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213: Never Big Spoon & Coolest Fictional Monsters - Comedy Podcast

There is a big utensil disagreement on today’s show that we will need your help settling. Let us know where you stand on the topic. We also discuss some new wave thievery, exploring ancient pyramids, and meeting our teenage selves. We close it down with a draft of the coolest fictional monsters. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/10/202256 minutes, 2 seconds
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Spit Hits: Grinch Sleepers Unite & The Most Overrated Actors/Actresses - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 6th, 2022: We are back with another LIAR,LIAR! segment today! Is today the day? We also discuss bad tattoos, becoming a raindrop, and starring in a terrible movie. Then, Jason gets out some pent up aggression as we draft overrated actors and actresses! Re-brand your Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/6/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 34 seconds
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212: Fart Decibels & Songs We Are Embarrassed To Like - Comedy Podcast

This episode is packed. We discuss roller coasters vs. water slides, dragon features we’d want, and being tall and skinny vs. short and ripped. Then we dive into our 20th Liar, Liar segment. Is today the day? Lastly we polish it off with a draft of songs that we are embarrassed to like. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/3/202256 minutes, 58 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Big Retirement & A Hospital Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 29, 2022: On today’s show, we talk about artificial pet-telligence, limb smoothies, and colostomy bombs. Yeah, it’s as ‘off the rails’ as it sounds. We also answer some great questions regarding proper egg carton etiquette and gift card bonuses. We close the show down in a hospital with a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/29/202258 minutes, 28 seconds
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211: A Low Speed Chase & The Best Buffet Foods - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we patronize other people’s careers, eat soup in a walk-in freezer, and drive with our left foot. We also discuss some crazy-but-true news articles. We close it down with a draft of our favorite buffet foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/26/20221 hour, 1 minute, 58 seconds
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Spit Hits: ZOOMin' Down The Road & Movies To Torture Your Foes - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 22, 2022: We’ve got some ‘Is This Real Life’ back on today’s show after a lengthy absence. We also discuss giving money to people who don’t deserve it and having our text messages left on read. We close it down with a draft of movies we would like to make our mortal enemies sit through. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/22/202250 minutes, 23 seconds
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210: Exit Row Etiquette & The Best Foods To Dip In Ranch - Comedy Podcast

Tune into this episode to hear all about tickle partners, salad grabbers, and “how body works”. We finish up with a draft of the best foods to dip in ranch. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/19/202246 minutes, 47 seconds
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Spit Hits: Polite Honking & A Sporting Goods Battle - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 15, 2022: On today’s show we talk about competing with our children, online reviews, and not moving when the light turns green. We also re-write a bit of history with some well-timed poopy pants. We round the bases on this  episode with a sporting goods store fight to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/15/202255 minutes, 33 seconds
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209: Destination Funerals & The Best Places To Sit - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode, we discuss having immense wealth at age 10, delivering a drunken speech at a funeral, and driving without cup holders. We also spend too much time determining the correct pronunciation of some common words. We wrap things up with a draft of the best places to sit. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/12/202249 minutes, 16 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Ultimate Cannonball & Songs To Scare Off An Intruder - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 8, 2022: Hey Spitwads! We’re baaaack! Happy New Year! On today’s show, we discuss the Wizard of Oz, sky diving, pre-mergencies, and a hospital mixup. We also debate window vs aisle seats and superpowers we would prefer for our newborn babies. You don’t want to miss this episode! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/8/20221 hour, 12 seconds
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Spit Hits: My Power Arm & The Best Dad Jokes Pt. II - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 5, 2022: We are back, by popular demand, with a draft of ‘The Best Dad Jokes’ - part deux. Before that, we tackle some hilarious would you rather questions while learning a bit about Jason’s dominant hand. ‘Is This Real Life’ also returns to the show as we listen in on some actual news articles that made us question reality. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/5/202251 minutes, 26 seconds
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Spit Hits: Bath Sheets & Worst Places To Suddenly Have To Poop - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 1, 2022: Jump in to today’s episode and learn all about the ‘blood tax’ and then tell us - would YOU rather pay that instead of ever paying income tax or sales tax again? We also get a sneak peak at Jason’s bath sheets, discuss summiting Mt. Everest, and choose where we would spend $10k. Then, in true Spitballers fashion, we draft the worst places to be when you suddenly have to poop. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/1/202252 minutes, 1 second
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208: Fish Farts & Birthday Party Excuses - Comedy Podcast

We have some great real life news headlines to discuss on today’s episode. But not until after we discuss rained out vacations, becoming a dolphin, and throwing away restaurant food. Lastly, grab a pen and paper because we are drafting excuses to get you out of that next kid’s birthday party you are invited to. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/29/202253 minutes, 36 seconds
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Spit Hits: Blade Hands & The Ultimate Escape Room Team - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 25, 2022: It’s time for everyone’s favorite segment. Liar, Liar is back on the show today and Owl has made a mistake with one of his “facts”. Will it result in his first ever loss? We also talk about a very disrespectful handshake, the effectiveness of the dishwasher, and sharing your birthday. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/25/202256 minutes, 56 seconds
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207: Exercise Diapers & The Most Rewatchable Movies - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about the uselessness of fencing, the sixth-sense, and wearing used underwear. Then, in ‘The Situation Room’, we are thrust into the Waffle House challenge. We close it down with a very subjective draft of the most rewatchable movies. Don’t miss it! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/22/202253 minutes, 3 seconds
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Spit Hits: Don’t Do Murder & Our Biggest Fears - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 18, 2022: Kids: Don’t do murder! We don’t even have a ‘Life Advice’ segment on the show today, but here we are, handing out some solid bonus counsel. We also talk about killer clowns, seedless watermelons, and Jason’s first kiss. We button up the show with a draft of our scariest fears & phobias! Don’t miss it! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!  Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/18/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 30 seconds
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206: Museum Litterbugs & The Best Spices - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we are taking another stab at the ‘Man of the People’ segment! We also discuss a bunch of dumb superstions and their origins. We wrap things up with a draft of the best spices and seasonings. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/15/202252 minutes, 55 seconds
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Spit Hits: Acid Rain & Things To Throw Off A Building - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 11, 2022: We have another jam packed episode for you today! We discuss jacked cartoon characters, defining the assassination threshold, and the ideal time of day to take a nap. We end the show with a draft of things we would like to throw off of a tall building. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/11/202249 minutes, 1 second
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205: Con-Art Galleries & Wishes For A Genie - Comedy Podcast

Tune in to today’s show to hear about ‘Bob the Robber’, neighbor wars, and Jason’s cereal sink! We also discover the origin of con-artistry. We end the episode by rubbing the lamp and drafting wishes from a genie. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/8/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 21 seconds
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Spit Hits: My Noble Gas & The Best Elements - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 4, 2022: On this episode, we talk about playing board games against professionals, becoming pregnant, dirty underwear protocol. We also talk about how to prioritize a friend’s feelings over financial gain. We close down the episode with a draft of the best elements on the periodic table. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/4/202257 minutes, 11 seconds
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204: Ferret Bowling & The Best Fruits - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about killing hamsters, magic carpet rides, and magnetic underpants. Sounds pretty par for the Spitballers course to be honest. We also misspell some elementary level words and draft our favorite fruits. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/1/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 54 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Flavor of Science & Animals We'd Like To Ride - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 28, 2022: On today’s show, we discuss building houses, whipped cream, and holiday decor guidelines. We answer some difficult Would You Rather questions and then dish out some of our coveted no-cost Life Advice. We close down this episode with an absurd draft of animals we would like to saddle up and joy ride. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/28/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 27 seconds
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203: Domestic Yodelers & Animals That Would Be A Problem If They Were Larger - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show we talk about braggarts, Pitbull, and heavy metal drummers. We also provide some free education as we clearly define the difference between some commonly confused things. We close the show with a draft of animals that would be a problem if they were larger. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/25/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 2 seconds
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Spit Hits: Trash Burglar & The Worst Halloween Candy - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 21, 2022: On today’s show, we spend far too much time trying to define & describe heartburn. It is much more complicated than one would imagine. We also figure out what’s got Jason tasting his underwear when he puts them on, and what’s got the guys peeking into their neighbor’s trash cans. We close down this episode with a draft of the worst Halloween candies. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/21/202258 minutes, 51 seconds
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202: Seedless Beef & Things We Miss From Our Childhood - Comedy Podcast

Time for the spitwads to weigh in. It is Jason/Andy vs. Mike in a heated debate on selflessness with selfish motivation. We also discuss things like when to throw away a pair of underwear, stealing food, and trying to figure out someone’s name you’ve forgotten. We close it down with a draft of things we miss from our childhood. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/18/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
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Spit Hits: Bath Boys & The Perfect Summer BBQ - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 14, 2022: Summer is in full force and on today’s show, we draft the perfect summer BBQ items and find out who the boujee barbecuer of the group is. Before we bite into the draft, we tackle some great questions about fighting Dwane Johnson, taking bubble baths, and the etiquette surrounding complimenting someone’s house that you are a guest in. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/14/202255 minutes, 21 seconds
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201: A Clumsy Jedi & The Best Chocolate Based Foods - Comedy Podcast

Would you rather be too bored all the time or too busy all the time? Hear how we feel about that on today’s episode. We also talk about backup food, donut farts, and the worst jedi ever. We then share some insane real life news stories and draft the best chocolate based foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/11/20221 hour, 1 minute, 58 seconds
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Spit Hits: Chinese Gorillas with Rifles & The Best Cartoon Animals - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 7, 2022: What’s got Jason splitting his khakis? Find out on today’s show! We also delve into a hostile ant takeover, picking our favorite family members, and the appropriateness of winking. We wrap up the show with a draft of our favorite cartoon animals. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/7/202259 minutes, 15 seconds
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Spit Hits: Throwing Fruit & Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Athletes - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 4, 2022: We’re back with more comedy for your Monday! On today’s show, we get into some very serious debates. Would you rather have your parents read all of your texts or your children? How many times is it ok to reuse the same bath towel before washing it? What fruit or vegetable can be thrown the furthest? We then construct a Mt. Rushmore by drafting iconic athletes. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/4/202254 minutes, 17 seconds
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Spit Hits: Owl Gets Fired & A Craft Store Battle - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 30, 2022: We’ve got a Liar, Liar segment on the show today ensuring that this episode is not only extremely entertaining - but educational. But first, we discuss life in a world of invisible people, super smart pets, and life without YouTube. We end the show with a fight to the death inside a craft supply store. Somewhere along the way, Owl loses his job. Don’t miss this show! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/30/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 28 seconds
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200: Our 200th Episode and Honey I Blew Up The Draft! - Comedy Podcast

The long awaited Episode 200 is here! Come along for the ride as we try out a couple of new segments, play some Liar, Liar, and draft some weapons for a giant battle royale. Make sure you stick around after the draft for a surprise ending! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/27/20221 hour, 21 minutes, 1 second
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Spit Hits: Door to Door Cat Sales & A Pet Store Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 23, 2022: On today’s show we head back into the ‘Situation Room’ to divvy up some door to door sales responsibilities. Find out who is tasked with selling what in this extremely plausible situation. We also discuss hiccups, high-pressure sports situations, and rolling pennies before we close out the show by drafting items in a pet store to use in a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/23/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 54 seconds
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199: The Pigeon Song & The Best Older Generation Names - Comedy Podcast

Great news! On today’s show, we cure jealousy. We also discuss cutting off a limb, talking to pigeons, and seeing other people’s futures. We wrap it up with a draft of stereotypical older generation names. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/20/202256 minutes, 15 seconds
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Spit Hits: Pig Fires & The Best Potato Based Foods - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 16, 2022: We are back with some news articles that made us think, ‘Is This Real Life?’. We talk about driving dogs, pig fires, and yogurt grand larceny. We also get a spider related question - just for Jason. Other topics include extra fingers, dogs that don’t poop, and hanging out with fictional characters. We close this out with a draft of our favorite potato based foods. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/16/202256 minutes, 4 seconds
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198: My Eco-Friendly Emissions & The Best Home Inventions - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode, we suck at math. I know - shocker! We also talk about time travel and being stuck listening to boring stories. Then, in a more practical than usual draft, we select the best home inventions in the past 30 years. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/13/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 9 seconds
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Spit Hits: Belly Button Turds & The Best States - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 9, 2022: We have our most requested segment back on today’s show - LIAR, LIAR! Can any of the guys go 3 for 3 against the clever Owl? We also muse on uncomfortable chairs vs. uncomfortable beds & giving compliments vs. criticism. We wrap up this show by finding out how much these buffoons know about U.S. geography in a draft of The Best States. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/9/202255 minutes, 30 seconds
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197: Attic Full Of Farts & Things You Don't Want To Find In Your Food - Comedy Podcast

On this show, we discuss which half of our body we would rather look old, pooping out a butter knife, and being followed by flies. Then, we hand out some extremely wise and practical life advice. Lastly, we close the show down with a draft of the worst things to find in your food at a restaurant. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/6/20221 hour, 1 minute, 43 seconds
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Spit Hits: Crazy Wig Guy & The Best Animated Movies - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 2, 2022: What ‘Would You Rather’ question has led to Jason wearing different wigs as he patrons his favorite restaurants? What ‘Situation Room’ circumstance has the guys trying to sell their coat to a total stranger? Today’s show is packed with laughs. We close things down with a draft of our favorite animated movies. 1 Pixar, 1 DreamWorks, 1 Disney, and 1 wild card. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/2/202249 minutes, 35 seconds
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Spit Hits: Lie Detecting & A Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Actresses - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 30, 2022: The people have demanded more Liar, Liar! On today’s show we have another round of everyone’s favorite segment. Before that, we open the show with some polarizing ‘Would You Rather’ questions! Finally, as promised, we construct another Mt. Rushmore, but this time we are drafting iconic actresses! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/30/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 55 seconds
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Spit Hits: Naked Wisdom & Favorite Fictional Sports Characters - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 26, 2022: On today’s show, we are giving out some solid Life Advice to those who need it most. Thankfully, they turned to the experts and their lives will, no doubt, be forever changed. We discuss topics such as exploring the ocean floor, living on a sailboat, changing our last names, and locker room awkwardness. We close out the show with a draft of our favorite fictional sports characters. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/26/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 43 seconds
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196: Step Stool Defense & Actors To Defend You In Court - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode, we talk about eliminating snacking, assembling Lego, and talking to dead people. We also construct the perfect sandwich and come up with the ultimate disrespectful driver-to-driver hand signal. We shut it down with a draft of actors to defend us in court. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/23/202255 minutes, 54 seconds
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Spit Hits: Dirty Soap & Luxury Mansion Items - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 19, 2022: On today’s show, we discuss online dating profiles, face tattoos, hot tub etiquette, and surviving in a video game world. In our ‘Life Advice’ segment, we hand out some impeccable advice to some poor folks who were likely better off without it. We shut down the show with a draft of extravagant items we want featured in our luxury mansion. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/19/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 55 seconds
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195: Choke Murder & Professions For Your Kids - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we discuss sunglasses vs hats, jungle survival for dummies, and losing an MMA fight. We also illuminate the differences between some commonly confused words. Lastly, we draft professions we’d love for our kids to grow up to be. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/16/202257 minutes, 15 seconds
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Spit Hits: Keto Mosquitoes & Nostalgic Childhood Toys - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 12, 2022: Today’s show is jam packed with hilarity! Find out how to distinguish a pipe vs. a tunnel. Find out what product has simultaneously gotten worse and more expensive. Find out what life changing item you can buy for less than $100. Everything you need to live a fulfilled life can be found right here on the Spitballers podcast! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/12/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 24 seconds
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194: Twerking Grandma & Activities That Will Ruin Your Day - Comedy Podcast

Today we talk all about chemical explosions, recorder concerts, dairy farming, and Andy’s pointy nose. And we are sure to make your day seem better when we close it down with a draft of the worst activities to ruin your day. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/9/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 23 seconds
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Spit Hits: Important Studies & The Perfect Sack Lunch - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 5, 2022: Studies show this episode is hilarious. During our ‘Would You Rather’ segment, we discuss IKEA furniture assembly, losing your copy/paste function, and Mike’s video game collection. Then we tackle some ‘Great Questions’ about petty annoyances that you refuse to let go and improvising confidence. We go back to elementary school for the draft and pick our perfect sack lunch! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/5/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 6 seconds
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193: Tuba Talks & The Best Movie Themes Pt. II - Comedy Podcast

We are back with part two of the ‘best movie themes’ draft. We also talk about tuba players, assuming everyone is hitting on us, and never being looked at by anyone again. And for the first time in a while, we are dishing out some much needed life advice. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
5/2/202255 minutes, 37 seconds
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Spit Hits: Attacked by a Sailor & Humanity’s Greatest Threats - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 28, 2022: It’s the end of the world as we know it! On today’s show, we draft the most fascinating existential threats to humanity. We also have a blast rambling about other nonsense like sleeping in, putting our face on money, having a scrawny bodyguard, and the infamous 5 second rule! This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/28/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 38 seconds
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192: Vampire Allergies & The Best Movie Themes - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, Andy, Mike, and Jason discuss visually impaired driving, airplane atrocities, and what it means to die from old age. Then they draft the ‘Best Movie Themes’. And spoiler - this is a two part draft so make sure to come back next week! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/25/202256 minutes, 43 seconds
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Spit Hits: Allergy Tests & an NBA Mascot Battle - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 21, 2022: You’ll hear a couple new voices on today’s show. With Owl Borland down with the sickness, Judge Giamatti is at the controls and comes in hot with a fresh scat. Then, Yosemite Sam comes in to discuss the archaic method of allergy testing. The guys also discuss airplane etiquette, splitting up the check at a restaurant, and playing our podcast for the Queen. This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss!  Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/21/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 17 seconds
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191: Eating Crayons & The Worst Animals To Be A Vet For - Comedy Podcast

Come on in. Grab a seat and hear us talk all about seeing dinosaurs, giraffe shoes, and jellyfish poop. Then, can Jason go for a repeat victory in Highway To Spell? Lastly, we wrap things up with a draft of the worst animals to be a veterinarian for. Don’t miss this episode! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/18/20221 hour, 36 seconds
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Spit Hits: A Million Dollar Challenge & The Most Memorable Death Scenes - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 14, 2022: We're back!! On today's episode we talk about a pretty wide gamut of nonsense. From getting hit in the ankle with shopping carts, to being reborn as a domesticated animal. In the situation room, we tread in some dangerous waters when a listener puts us in a real life 'Wife Swap' scenario. We put a nail in this episode's coffin with a draft of the most memorable death scenes. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/14/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 31 seconds
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190: Smug Butterflies & The Catchiest Songs - Comedy Podcast

Today we talk about drinking saltwater, getting beat up by a kid, and sucking dirt out of your carpet. Pretty normal things. We also share some wild news headlines before closing it down with a draft of the catchiest songs. Good luck not getting something stuck in your head for the rest of the day! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/11/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 12 seconds
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Spit Hits: Rub-a-Dub-Dubbin & The Perfect Heist - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 7, 2022: This show is packed with hilarity. We muse on real life power ups, dial-up internet, and President Taft. We also have our ‘Is This Real Life’ segment on the show, where we learn why you might want to think twice about holding in that fart you’ve got brewing. We slam the doors on this episode with an absolutely ridiculous draft of things needed for a bank heist. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/7/202259 minutes, 52 seconds
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189: Jason Teaches Space & Foods That Push Your Poop Button - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode we talk about the pain behind having to admit that our wives are better than us at some things. We also discuss doing a stint in prison vs. just popping in on the weekends. In our ‘What’s The Difference’ segment, Jason really helps illuminate everything he knows about flying space rocks. In true Spitballers fashion, we close it down with a draft of foods that really push our poop buttons. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
4/4/202259 minutes, 50 seconds
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Spit Hits: Raw Chicken Snacks & Ice Cream Truck Favorites - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 31, 2022: YUMMAYY! Find out all about Jason’s new revolutionary business plan on today’s podcast. We also discuss Andy’s fighter pilot name, riding tigers, and a competition for the laziest animals. This episode will have you cold & bothered. Speaking of cold, we put this episode away with a draft of our favorite ice cream truck treats! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/31/202257 minutes, 41 seconds
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188: Duck Conspiracies & Activities for the Perfect Day - Comedy Podcast

Come on in! Everyone’s here! On today’s show we discuss dying of dysentery, eating cake while hiking, and bun dunking. We also weight the pros and cons of all the Encanto superpowers and learn all about where ducks really come from. We round it out with a draft of activities for the perfect day! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/28/20221 hour, 4 seconds
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Spit Hits: Running in Jeans & Movies That Make You Cry - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 24, 2022: Have you ever just needed a good cry? Then this episode is for you! We are drafting movies that make you cry. Actual tears may or may not be shed during the recording of this show. But don’t worry, we also dive into some really funny topics such as: carpet in the kitchen, waterbeds, resting angry face, running in jeans, Jason’s skiing story, and a whole lot more! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/24/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 29 seconds
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187: Big Bristles & The Worst Food To Eat In The Car - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we discuss a pay-per-brush system for oral hygiene. We also debate the appeal of a being a viking vs. knight vs. samurai. And stick around as Mike has a bit of a surprise for Jason during ‘Is This Real Life’. Lastly, we shut it down with a draft of the worst foods to eat in the car. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/21/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 7 seconds
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Spit Hits: Dollar Sheets Club & The Best Disney Songs - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 17, 2022: Is This Real Life is back on the show today! Tune in to hear the guys discuss some of the wackiest headlines they could find. Before that, we muse about some polarizing Would You Rather questions. We close the show down with a much requested draft of the Best Disney Songs. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/17/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 18 seconds
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186: Pickle Pals & The Most Patronizing Nicknames - Comedy Podcast

Listen up Junior - you don’t want to miss today’s episode. We talk about sleeping in dirty ball pits, our favorite sport, classic cars, and slime enemas. We polish it off with a draft of the most patronizing nicknames. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/14/202257 minutes, 56 seconds
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Spit Hits: Belly Button Buttons & A Cereal Box Battle - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 10, 2022: Today’s show comes out of the gate with a very dangerous scat. But rest assured, we remain family-friendly. Once we get into the meat of it, we discuss cooking duty vs dish duty, how our phobias will kill us, and eating beyond our capacity. We polish off this episode with another hilarious battle royale - this time with cereal box mascots. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/10/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 55 seconds
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185: Scuba Surfing & The Best Disaster Movies - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we grab a bull by the horns, discuss the repercussions of being stranded on top of a ferris wheel, and learning to surf. We then head into ‘The Situation Room’ where we talk about our fathers and planning the perfect vacation. Things really get messy as we close things down with a draft of the best disaster movies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/7/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 27 seconds
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Spit Hits: Sleeping À La Mode & Toilet Paper Alternatives - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 3, 2022: Everyone’s favorite segment is back! Liar, Liar! Can any of the guys out smart the wise Owl? We also banter about security guards invading our personal space, bank accounts, and sleeping with the lights on. We flush this episode down the toilet with a draft of TP alternatives. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
3/3/202256 minutes, 38 seconds
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184: Rumpology & The Best Fries - Comedy Podcast

Can you spot the lies? Can the hosts defeat the Owl? Liar, Liar is back today! We also discuss survival skills, being puked on, and rodeo clowns. Then, be prepared to swing by a drive-thru on your way home because we are drafting the best fries. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/28/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 52 seconds
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Spit Hits: Cookies In My Socks and The Best Slogans - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for February 24, 2022: This episode is ‘BOOM’ing with funny moments!! Come along as we tell the tale of our new friend Big Gordo! Jason also shares his favorite popcorn seasoning. And why is Mike contemplating eating fine dining with his foot in his soup? We bring this episode to a close by drafting the best slogans! There are so many, let us know what we missed! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/24/202258 minutes, 13 seconds
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183: DoorDash Diaries & Wild Animals To Let Loose In Each Other’s Backyards - Comedy Podcast

After a long break, ‘Jason Explains’ is back on today’s show. We also talk about part-time wizardry, celebrity meteorologists, and not being able to satisfy a craving. We finish things off with a draft of animals to release in each other’s backyards. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/21/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 22 seconds
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Spit Hits: Plumbing Problems & The Best Veggies - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for February 17, 2022: Today’s show is packed full of laughs. We debate important choices like: poison belly button darts vs. corrosive acid spit and cooking naked vs. peeing barefoot. We also have a question from a listener that could land Andy in some hot water with the wifey. We close this show out with a draft of The Best Veggies. And yes, we know that is an oxymoron. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/17/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 17 seconds
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182: Chest Plates & The Best Logos - Comedy Podcast

Listen in to hear all about Jason’s new “gym” that he “works out” at. We also talk about walking pains, freak feet, and chest plates. We then do some ‘Highway To Spell’ and wrap up the show with a draft of the best logos. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/14/20221 hour, 1 minute, 29 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Super Bowl and Mount Rushmore of Actors - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for February 10, 2022: Today’s show is packed. We get into some 'Would You Rather’ questions and ‘Jason Explains’, before taking a trip into ‘The Situation Room’. Listeners get the opportunity to learn about some hidden (useless) talents of both Jason and Owl. We debate getaway destinations, using public amenities, and a monetary moral dilemma. We close out this episode by drafting actors for our ‘Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Actors’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/10/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 6 seconds
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181: Antique People & The Worst Things To Find In A Pinata - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about burning Christmas cards, living without caffeine, and trading good food for extra years. Then we dive deep into the differences between several very similar words. We close things down with a draft of the worst things to find in a pinata. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/7/20221 hour, 1 minute, 17 seconds
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Spit Hits: Trickle Down Soaponomics & Things To Replace Your Hands - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for February 3rd, 2022: On today’s show, we are taking you back to school and solving a marital dispute all in one short lecture on trickle down soaponomics. We also discuss eating cereal with water, being the first (or last) person in space, and having a puffer fish-like defensive mechanism. Also, Jason gives us another 60 second explanation about a random topic. We wrap up with an absolutely ridiculous draft of ‘Things to Replace Your Hands’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
2/3/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 6 seconds
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180: My Old Dead Husband & Things We Thought Were True - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, find out why Jason is breaking INTO a prison. We also discuss grainy ketchup and hiring your friends before jumping into a draft of popular myths we once thought were true. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/31/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 18 seconds
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Spit Hits: Criminal Speeding & A Disney Princess Battle - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 27th, 2022: Welcome Spitwads! Try not to step in the Owl scat on your way in. On today’s episode, we find out all about Jason’s shady run-ins with the fuzz. We also answer some very important questions about peeing in the shower and geriatric thresholds. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/27/202257 minutes, 58 seconds
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179: Bozo Updates & Daredevil Activities - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about living out of famous buildings, teaching high school, and having no one show up to your funeral. We also establish the line of when a puppy becomes a dog. We shut things down with a draft of daredevil activities. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/24/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
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Spit Hits: Fanny Packs, Hippie Sacks & Stress Relieving Activities - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 20th, 2022: The Spitballers are back with another great episode to brighten your Monday! During ‘Would You Rather’, we jump into single vs multiplayer gaming, mastering musical instruments, and talking like Donald Duck. Then we get some really ‘Great Questions’ for us to debate. Then, we slow things down at the end with a draft of ‘Stress Relieving Activities’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/20/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 18 seconds
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178: Surrogate Poopers & The Best Soups - Comedy Podcast

We’re back with a new episode after the extended holiday! After we talk about awkward typing, a funny pooper power, and holiday cooking chores, we jump into some real life news articles that blew our minds. Lastly, we draft our favorite soups. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/17/202254 minutes, 34 seconds
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Spit Hits: School Bus Criminals & The Lone Survivor - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 13th, 2022: The time has come for us to improve more lives with some of the best life advice money can buy. We help out with some listener conundrums such as neighbors who expect favors, parental guitar lessons, and proper bidet usage. We also discuss some of the terrible things that take place on a school bus. We close out the show with an awesome apocalyptic draft that you don’t want to miss. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/13/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 52 seconds
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Spit Hits: Mouth Breathers & The Most Unsanitary Things - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 10th, 2022: We have got some great articles to discuss in today’s long-awaited edition of ‘Is This Real Life?’. We also discuss coma patients and the preferred method of transporting them. Mike also reveals a secret insecurity he has always had & Owl chimes in with something real smooth. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/10/202256 minutes, 41 seconds
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Spit Hits: This Is My Fart Room - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 6th, 2021: Hey Spitwads! ‘Is This Real Life’ is back in the lineup today! Come along and find out what headlines had the fellas scratching their heads in disbelief. We also get into some great ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios, as always. We polish off this episode with a draft of the best movie props to display in your home. Don’t miss this one! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/6/202255 minutes, 28 seconds
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Spit Hits: Jason Makes a Mistake & Skills We Wish We Had - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 3rd, 2021: Our most requested segment is back today! Liar Liar! Once again, the guys put their intellect up against the clever Owl. Will this be the first time one of the hosts can see through all the lies? But before that, we discuss some ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios involving chewing someone else’s gum, wearing dirty clothes for a week, and finding the Holy Grail. We finish this episode off with a battle royale draft with a twist. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
1/3/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 31 seconds
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Spit Hits: Butt Breathing & The Weakest Link - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 30th, 2021: Our most requested segment is back today! Liar Liar! Once again, the guys put their intellect up against the clever Owl. Will this be the first time one of the hosts can see through all the lies? But before that, we discuss some ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios involving chewing someone else’s gum, wearing dirty clothes for a week, and finding the Holy Grail. We finish this episode off with a battle royale draft with a twist. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/30/202150 minutes, 34 seconds
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Spit Hits: Quarantine Confessions & Social Distancing Essentials - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 27th, 2021: Isolation can’t hold us down! On this episode, we banter about the grammar police, waxing our bodies, and telekinesis. Make yourself comfortable and enjoy some quarantine confessions as we all isolate in our homes. We wrap up the episode by drafting our 'Social Distancing Essentials'. Stay safe & healthy out there! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/27/202156 minutes, 25 seconds
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Spit Hits: I Think I Swallowed A Clementine! - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 23rd, 2021: Calling all doctors! Please listen & write in to help us diagnose Jason’s medical condition… Also on today’s show, by popular demand, we hit Jason with a surprise new segment. Long time listeners can probably guess what it is in 60 seconds or less. As always, we have some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions before we head into the ‘Situation Room’. We close out this episode by drafting ‘Best Colors’ and the guys must rationalize why their picks are the best. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/23/202158 minutes, 12 seconds
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177: Squatter's Rights & The Best Places To Take A Nap - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about fried squirrels, slippery butter, and slapping our face on some currency. We also have another run-in with our local wizard in The Situation Room. We close things down with a draft of the best places to take a nap. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/20/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 9 seconds
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Spit Hits: Driving with Kids on the Roof & The Best Board Games - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 16th, 2021: Today, we face some real tough life advice like, ‘when to be honest with your spouse about how they look in those jeans’ and ‘what to do when a co-worker continues to ask you to meet up outside of work’. We also banter on some arguably more important topics such as - eating contests, body odor, and controlling the frequency and smell of your own farts. In everyone’s favorite mini-segment, Jason tells us everything he knows about BACON in 60 seconds. Lastly, help us sniff out a winner in our ‘Best Smells’ draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/16/202157 minutes
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176: The Love Jump & The Best Christmas Traditions - Comedy Podcast

Today we talk about traveling by toilet, burning down your own house, and a pilot that is very lucky to be alive. Then, in honor of the season, we bring some positivity into the world with a draft of the best Christmas traditions. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/13/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 21 seconds
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Spit Hits: Enjoying Your Own Farts and Jason’s Potato Suit - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 9th, 2021: Today, we face some real tough life advice like, ‘when to be honest with your spouse about how they look in those jeans’ and ‘what to do when a co-worker continues to ask you to meet up outside of work’. We also banter on some arguably more important topics such as - eating contests, body odor, and controlling the frequency and smell of your own farts. In everyone’s favorite mini-segment, Jason tells us everything he knows about BACON in 60 seconds. Lastly, help us sniff out a winner in our ‘Best Smells’ draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/9/202156 minutes, 33 seconds
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175: Great Dames & A Nintendo Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about finding a needle in a haystack and going on a wild goose chase. Jason also learns something new about web URLs live on the show. And then, not to bury the lead or anything, LIAR LIAR returns! Is today the day? Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/6/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 3 seconds
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Spit Hits: Procrastination Is A Virtue & The Best Movie Theater Snacks - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for December 2nd, 2021: Welcome, Spitwads, to Jason Moore's procrastination station. Why do something today that could be put off until tomorrow? Also, for some reason today's show is full of very specific, complex questions. Luckily, that is what we specialize in. Once we breeze through those with ease, we debate which movie theater snacks are the best in today's draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
12/2/20211 hour, 1 minute, 10 seconds
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Spit Hits: B-Team Basketball & The Worst Holiday Traditions - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 29th, 2021: Is Owl finally defeated in another edition of Liar, Liar!? Tune in to find out! But before that, we talk about being a b-team champion, how much money you can make as a professional bowler, and the amount of skill necessary to become an olympic curler. We close this episode down with a draft of our least favorite holiday traditions! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/29/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 48 seconds
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Spit Hits: Emergency TP Tips and The Best Sports Movies of All Time - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 25th, 2021: You just finish up a #2 and look to the side and realize there is only 1 square of TP left hanging off the roll. What do you do? Mike gives us (too much) information on his personal technique. Also, find out what has Jason shouting “RUINED IT!” as he invades people’s personal space. And after many suggestions, we are doing a ‘Best Sports Movies’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/25/202151 minutes, 45 seconds
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174: The Hungry Games & A Holiday Mascot Battle - Comedy Podcast

Today we are talking about ideal bedtimes, airplane poop chutes, and playing hooky from work. Then, as we approach the holiday season, we do a battle royale draft of well known holiday mascots. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/22/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 28 seconds
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Spit Hits: Dirty Dentists and The Best Comedy Movies of All Time - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 18th, 2021: On today’s show, we dive deep into the paradoxes of time travel. Mike and Jason aren’t falling for Andy’s oversimplification of it. Mike also takes the time to educate the public on what a ‘Rosy Turd’ is. In ‘The Situation Room’ we discuss the etiquette of dentist hygiene. Not dental hygiene but the cleanliness of our dentists. We put a crown on this episode (low hanging dentist joke) with a draft of The Best Comedy Movies of all time! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/18/202155 minutes, 24 seconds
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173: Guillotine Garage Doors & A 90's Film Festival - Comedy Podcast

We are back with a brand new episode this week! We talk about deadly garage doors, roller coaster parks, pooping while standing, and sleeping on a La-Z-Boy. We also talk about a vacation vs. a trip and when a vacation becomes a residence. We shut the episode down by drafting our own 90’s Film Festival. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/15/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 58 seconds
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Spit Hits: Snorting Snalt and Andy Is A Narc! - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 11th, 2021: On today’s episode, we talk about noisy and nosy neighbors. Find out what had Old Man Andy calling the 5-0 in true “get off my lawn” fashion. We also talk about inventing holidays, eating sticks of butter, and uncomfortable store purchases. Then we pass the torch on to our draft segment where we draft ‘Best Olympic Sports’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/11/202150 minutes, 32 seconds
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Spit Hits: Favorite Show Moments & Honey I Shrunk The Draft - Comedy Podcast

With Andy out this week to tend to his son, we were unable to record a new episode. We will be back next week with some fresh laughs. Until then, enjoy some of our favorite moments from the first 100 shows!  Spit Hit for November 8th, 2021: EPISODE 100! They said it couldn’t & wouldn’t be done. And to be honest, we were never certain either. But thanks to your loyal support - the potty talk, dad jokes, & family friendly humor has prevailed. On today’s episode we take a look back at some of YOUR favorite show moments. We close this one out with a hilarious, brand new, mini-draft. Tune in! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/8/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 15 seconds
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Spit Hits: The Return of the Spear & The Best Months of the Year - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for November 4th, 2021: On today’s episode, we return to the smash hit segment “LIAR, LIAR!”. Which of the buffoons will be the best at spotting the fake facts? Before that, we head into the ‘Situation Room’ to discuss scenarios like being stranded in the wilderness and abandoning our families for a spaceship full of cash. We put a cherry on top of this episode with a draft of our favorite months of the year. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/4/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 8 seconds
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172: Shark Attacks and Things Old People Do - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode, we do some foreign currency conversions, discuss being scared 24/7, and living in a world with no tables. We also have the return of ‘Jason Explains’ before diving into another ridiculous edition of ‘Highway To Spell’. We shut down the episode with a draft of things that old people do. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
11/1/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 15 seconds
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Spit Hits: Boiled Urine and Challenging Death to a Duel - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 28th, 2021: We had to do it. We have drafted ‘Best Smells’ before so it is only fitting to sequel that with a ‘Worst Smells’ draft. You may not want to listen to this one while eating. Before we dive into that though, we tackle some tough questions like: ‘Would you rather always shake a sweaty hand or always have to chest bump’ and ‘If you can make one law that everyone is required to follow, what is it?’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/28/202151 minutes, 47 seconds
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171: Jason's Near Death Experience & Father Fashion Statements - Comedy Podcast

Do NOT miss this episode! Jason tells a story of a real-life situation he found himself in this past weekend that was straight out of his worst nightmare. We also talk about animals that fight back, finishing other people’s sentences, and punching through paper. We close it down with a draft of the most “dad” clothing items.  Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/25/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 38 seconds
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Spit Hits: Hardware Store Battle and How to Confuse the Air - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 21st, 2021: If you had one shot to draw anything into existence with no erasing, what would you draw? Find out our answers today in 'The Situation Room'. Then, find out how Andy keeps his house cooled down by confusing the air. Also, when sitting on a toilet seat, would you rather it be super sticky or super slippery? We put the nail into this episode with a draft of hardware store items in a fight to the death.  Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/21/202154 minutes, 8 seconds
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170: Big Beeping Busses & The Best Monster Movies - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we discuss helping friends move, driving a school bus, and having extremely lucid dreams. Then, in ‘The Situation Room’, we find out what crimes are going to land us life in prison, becoming a supervillain, and huge unflushable poops. We close down this show with a draft of our favorite monster movies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/18/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 45 seconds
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Spit Hits: Would Poo Rather? - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 14th, 2021: Welcome to the poopocolypse.  This show gets off to a smelly start. We would apologize, but YOU are the folks supplying the content. Eventually, we venture away from butt sniffing, stepping in poop, and poop infused cocktails to end this episode on a merry note with a draft of ‘Best Christmas Songs’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/14/202151 minutes, 24 seconds
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169: Pit Pumping & The Best Cheese Based Foods - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about perma-clowns, super buff feet, and what gaming looks like as an old man. The fellas also each bring a crazy article to discuss in ‘Is This Real Life?’. Then, we close things down with a draft of the best cheese-based foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/11/20211 hour, 1 minute, 33 seconds
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Spit Hits: Flying Cars, Floating Butts, & The Biggest Pet Peeves - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for October 7th, 2021: Do you know what we hate? Well, you’re going to find out on this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast as we draft our biggest pet peeves. But before that, we debate some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions which have us hypothetically skinny dipping in public fountains, flying cars to work, and seeing everything 5 seconds after it happened. And, in a totally realistic scenario, we discuss which household appliances would be the scariest if they came to life. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/7/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 25 seconds
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168: Moon Poops & An NHL Mascot Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

Today’s episode kicks off with a heated debate about Hollywood. We then talk about Mike’s juvenile crusty forehead problem and pooping in zero gravity. After dishing out some invaluable Life Advice, we ice this show with an NHL mascot battle royale. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
10/4/20211 hour, 57 seconds
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Spit Hits: Disposable Bicycles and the Best Fast Food Menu Items - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 30, 2021: Would you rather always talk like a toddler or walk everywhere like you’re in a marching band? Would you rather have to start every conversation with a joke or an interesting science fact? We also find out Andy’s methods for solving a flat bicycle tire. Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/30/202156 minutes, 39 seconds
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167: Pre-Barf & The Worst Things To Do While Nauseous - Comedy Podcast

Liar, Liar is on today’s show. That is all most of you need to read to get pumped about this episode. But in case it’s not, we also discuss non-terminal velocities, speedwalking, bank robbing, and height thresholds. Then, grab a barf bag and listen in as we draft the worst things to do while nauseous. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/27/202159 minutes, 42 seconds
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Spit Hits: Talking at the Urinal and the Best TV Shows to Binge Watch - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 23, 2021: On today's show, we find out why Mike won't waste his time being courteous to sneezers or answering a text message at 8:01pm. Jason, on the other hand, is far more courteous after a fart than one would expect. We also discuss the unspoken rules of talking at the urinals, the world's longest hair and fingernails, and eating food in the grocery store before you pay for it. We ice this cake with a draft of the most binge-worthy TV shows. Enjoy another hilarious episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/23/20211 hour, 1 minute, 17 seconds
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166: Owl Gets Busted & The Best Dad Jokes Part III - Comedy Podcast

Owl faces some pretty egregious allegations on today’s show. You be the judge if it was justified or not. After some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions and a hilarious ‘Highway to Spell’, we close this down with a highly requested Dad Jokes Part III draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/20/202149 minutes, 6 seconds
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Spit Hits: Ballin’ With Beasts and Public Pooping - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 16, 2021: We aren’t proud of all the potty humor in this episode, but we aren’t sorry for it either. After all, this is YOUR fault! On today’s episode, we have a couple great poop themed ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Once we flush those, we move on to some more refreshing inquiries during ‘That’s A Great Question!’. Learn a little bit more about the origins of the podcast before we owned our very own Al Borland. We push this episode over the goal line with a draft of animals for our football team. Yeah, it’s as dumb as it sounds. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/16/202144 minutes, 52 seconds
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165: Domestic Pooping & The Worst Things To Find Under Your Pillow - Comedy Podcast

You’ve waited long enough. The much-anticipated Owl scat sequel is here. Try not to step in it on your way in. We then discuss if we would rather have our wives or our children host the podcast in our absence. After talking through making our own clothes, biker bar karaoke, and defining an appliance, we close it down with a draft of the worst things to find under your pillow. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/13/202156 minutes, 57 seconds
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Spit Hits: A Deal With A Local Wizard and A Draft Best Left in the Past - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 9, 2021: Today, Andy begins by sharing a couple stories about Borland from our recent travels. Then, after being approached by our local wizard, we discuss how many years of our lives we would trade in for ‘straight cash homie’. After a few more good ‘Would You Rather’ & ‘Situation Room’ questions, things begin to run off the tracks in our first (and possibly last) Time Travel Draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/9/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 47 seconds
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Spit Hits: Punching a Whale and Game of Thrones Character Battle - Comedy Podcast

We are taking this Monday off to spend the holiday weekend with our family. Enjoy this classic Spitballers episode! Spit Hit for September 6th, 2021: With some serious cash on the line, what is the heaviest animal you think you could knock out with one punch? Are you entitled to a cut of the winnings if a friend uses your money to hit big on the lotto? The guys take a trip to the ‘Situation Room’ to explore these conundrums. We then dive into some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions before climaxing the show with a long awaited Game of Thrones Battle Royale draft! Don’t miss this funny episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/6/202150 minutes, 58 seconds
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Spit Hits: Dog Poo Dinero & The Best Sandwich - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 2nd, 2021: On today’s show, we discuss which highly invasive, dangerous procedure we would rather have performed by an unqualified professional. We also discuss the pros and cons of parenting a 3 year old boy vs. a 16 year old girl. Then, find out what’s got the fellas dissecting dog poo. Lastly, we close out the episode by drafting ingredients to build the most delicious sandwich. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast. Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
9/2/202159 minutes, 36 seconds
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164: Dr. Quackadoo MD & Things To Blow Up With Dynamite - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about composting toilets, cereal condiments, and some willy nilly accusations. In the Situation Room, Andy is put on trial, we invade our local zoo, and we are granted the ability to summon food on-demand. We light the fuse on this episode with a draft of things to blow up with a stick of dynamite. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/30/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 27 seconds
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Spit Hits: A Casket Full of Cheese & A Proposal Debate - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 26, 2021: We have heard of ‘staying together for the kids’, but ‘staying together for the kidney’ is on a whole new level. Also on this episode, come along with us as we take a sneak peak at Jason’s funeral. Then, we debate when a public proposal is romantic or just plain cruel. We close this one down with a draft of our favorite Andys, Mikes, and Jasons! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/26/202151 minutes, 21 seconds
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163: My Lucky Horse Leg & Golf Club Alternatives - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about why you shouldn’t leave your seat to grab a snack during certain olympic events. We also discuss the stool rule, amphibious insects, malfunctioning robots, and sewer bears. On the back 9 of this episode we have a ridiculous draft of golf club alternatives. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/23/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
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Spit Hits: Running for President and A Corporate Fight to the Death - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 19, 2021: On today’s show, one of the Spitballers decides to throw his hat in the presidential race. Can you guess which one? Also, does a Rubix cube equate to a life sentence or early release? If you punch yourself and it hurts are you really strong or really weak? Would you rather be forced to perform open heart surgery on one person, or land a jet full of people? We staple up this episode with an ‘Office Supply Store Battle Royale’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/19/202153 minutes, 46 seconds
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162: Eerie Thoughts & The Best FroYo Toppings - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about chicken fights, sudsy surfactants, and ploofing in public. In the Situation Room, we talk about eating contests, eternal life, and joining a reality TV competition show. We put a cherry on top with a draft of our favorite frozen yogurt toppings! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/16/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 37 seconds
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Spit Hits: Naked In Macy’s & The Best Road Trip Snacks - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 12, 2021: Today in the ‘Situation Room’, Mike finds himself naked in the middle of Macy’s. The fellas also plan a lucrative art museum heist and in the middle of it, we take a break to find out everything Jason knows about France in 60 seconds. Plus - Would you rather only understand half of what your spouse says, or half of what your children say? We put the lid on the show with a draft of the best snacks for a long road trip. Hop in and come along for a ride with The Spitballers Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/12/202147 minutes, 44 seconds
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161: Illegal Underpants & Fictional Places We'd Like To Visit - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we inadvertently put a major clothing brand name on BLAST. Also, find out what’s got Andy boogering up swimming pools. Then we get educational as we teach you listeners the fundamental differences between some very similar things. We finish off the show with a draft of fictional places we would like to visit. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/9/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 48 seconds
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Spit Hits: Please...Tase Me Bro! - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 5, 2021: Find out what ‘Would You Rather’ turned Jason into a high salaried moocher. Then, we discuss how bad it would be to get tased or shot with ballistic bean bags. In the ‘Situation Room’, we find ourselves chasing meerkats, running from clowns, and living out the rest of our days as ocean animals. Things get bloody again as we close the show out with another fantastically stupid Battle Royale draft! Do not miss it! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/5/20211 hour, 1 minute, 48 seconds
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160: Splashback Situations & The Best Sitcom Characters - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about brownie eating habits, dying on a magic carpet ride, squeegeeing food off the floor, and some passionate trash can takes. We also dish out some life advice that is sure to help listeners around the world navigate tough situations. We close it down with a draft of the best sitcom characters. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
8/2/20211 hour, 35 seconds
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Spit Hits: Banana Butts & The Most Iconic Hollywood Voices - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 29, 2021: Today we debut another hilarious segment - ‘Liar, Liar!’. Can you spot the lies easier than Andy, Mike, and Jason? We are sure this is going to be another fan favorite segment. Also, thanks to the help of an on-air Google search, we discover something new about bananas! This episode concludes with a draft of the most iconic voices in hollywood. Let us know who we missed. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/29/202145 minutes, 26 seconds
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159: Big David & The Best Space Movies - Comedy Podcast

On this episode of the Spitballers, we discuss menu reading superpowers, selfish monster parents, and the classic game of snore & seek. As always, we also tackle some of life’s toughest questions. We countdown to the end of the episode with a draft of the best space movies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/26/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 12 seconds
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Spit Hits: An On-Air Injury & Creating A Concert - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 22, 2021: After a brutal on-air injury, Jason wonders if he will ever sit again. Then, Andy accidentally reveals the secret identity of Producer Borland. After some compelling ‘Would You Rather’ and ‘Great Questions’, we dive into a draft to create the best lineup for our first annual Spitballapalooza music festival. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/22/202154 minutes, 37 seconds
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158: Leather-Bound Bodies & The Most Overrated Activities - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we get a live look into Andy’s parenting life as he exchanges texts with quarreling siblings live on the air. We also discuss party food etiquette and define/invent “The Doorway Effect”. We close things down with a draft of the most overrated activities which are sure to trigger some people. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/19/20211 hour, 19 minutes, 16 seconds
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Spit Hits: Silent But Deadly & The Best Movie Franchises - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 15th, 2021: We have a great show this week in which Mike throws several of his unsuspecting family members under the bus. Not out of the ordinary, we also bring you some excellent advice on farting in public and awkward bathroom attendants. Then, Andy, Mike, and Jason question if there are people that genuinely enjoy running or if they are all just compensating for overpriced running shoes. No episode is complete without a nail-biting draft so we conclude this episode by picking the greatest movie franchises. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/15/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 12 seconds
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157: House Goggles & Legendary Ways To Die - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about our middle names, our pillow preferences, and randomizing our salaries. Then, “LIAR, LIAR” is back. Will a new victor arise? Tune in to find out! Finally, we terminate the episode by drafting legendary ways to die. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/12/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 35 seconds
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Spitballers Classics: Allergy Tests & an NBA Mascot Battle - Comedy Podcast

As we spend some time with our families this Independence Day, enjoy one of our favorite classic episodes! Episode 86: You’ll hear a couple new voices on today’s show. With Owl Borland down with the sickness, Judge Giamatti is at the controls and comes in hot with a fresh scat. Then, Yosemite Sam comes in to discuss the archaic method of allergy testing. The guys also discuss airplane etiquette, splitting up the check at a restaurant, and playing our podcast for the Queen. This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
7/5/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 7 seconds
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156: Fake Friends & Disney Characters to Start a Podcast With - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about human skipping stones, Jason’s patented technique to avoid cheek bites, and being pitched on an MLM. We end this podcast by drafting Disney characters to start a new podcast with. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/28/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 57 seconds
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155: Bald Hippies & Things To Fight A Dragon With - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about grave robbing, the odd shape of Jason’s head, and defining the levels of precipitation. We slay the end of the episode as we draft things to fight a dragon with. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/21/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 23 seconds
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154: Bottom Loading Washers & An Insect Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we learn about Andy’s t-shirt stains, Mike’s similarity to cats, and Jason's love for Satchmo. We shut it down by drafting insects for a fight to the death! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/14/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 24 seconds
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153: Doctor Donuts & College Degrees We Wish We Had - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we discuss a job interview predicament that turns out to be a tough egg to crack. We also also talk about the Midas touch, NFT’s, and being publicly humiliated. We close it down with a draft of college degrees we wish we had. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers
6/7/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 44 seconds
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152: ZOOMin' Down The Road & Movies To Torture Your Foes - Comedy Podcast

We’ve got some ‘Is This Real Life’ back on today’s show after a lengthy absence. We also discuss giving money to people who don’t deserve it and having our text messages left on read. We close it down with a draft of movies we would like to make our mortal enemies sit through. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
5/31/202154 minutes, 34 seconds
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151: Bath Sheets & Worst Places To Suddenly Have To Poop - Comedy Podcast

Jump in to today’s episode and learn all about the ‘blood tax’ and then tell us - would YOU rather pay that instead of ever paying income tax or sales tax again? We also get a sneak peak at Jason’s bath sheets, discuss summiting Mt. Everest, and choose where we would spend $10k. Then, in true Spitballers fashion, we draft the worst places to be when you suddenly have to poop. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
5/24/202157 minutes, 3 seconds
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150: Acid Rain & Things To Throw Off A Building - Comedy Podcast

We have another jam packed episode for you today! We discuss jacked cartoon characters, defining the assassination threshold, and the ideal time of day to take a nap. We end the show with a draft of things we would like to throw off of a tall building. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
5/17/202153 minutes, 44 seconds
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149: Half Court Gambling & Things To Fill A Pool With - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show we talk about basketball competitions, being completely hairless, and drinking from a baby bottle. Liar, Liar is also back by popular demand. Tune in to find out who was victorious. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
5/10/20211 hour, 13 seconds
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148: Yo Yo People & A Spitballers Casting Call - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, Highway To Spell is back. See if you can outsmart Andy, Mike, and Jason. We also discuss talking to animals, expensive wine, and eating a blizzard in a blizzard. We wrap up the episode by drafting the cast of Spitballers: The Movie.Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
5/3/202151 minutes, 44 seconds
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147: Car Horn Aliens & An Animated Bank Heist - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about Andy’s doodles, Mike’s love of coffee table books, and Jason wiping out an entire species. We close the show with a draft of animated characters for a bank heist. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
4/26/20211 hour, 1 minute, 2 seconds
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146: The Death of Pinocchio & Alternate Transportation Methods - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we hear a stellar celebrity impersonation by Mike. We also discuss peeing in the front yard, revealing tattoos, having kids with the same name, and literally anything else you can think of. We close the show down with a draft of alternative transportation methods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
4/19/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 20 seconds
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145: Dog Food Breath & An MLB Mascot Battle - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode, we talk about conference hopping, doing the squaddle waddle, and becoming a world class line dancer. In the situation room, we talk about eating dog food, risky speeding, and selling our hair. We head into the 9th inning of our show with an MLB mascot battle royale draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
4/12/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 25 seconds
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144: Haunted Hampsters & Overrated Foods - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode, we discuss the pros & cons of growing up in the 90’s vs today. We also talk about fighting Mike Tyson, get out of jail free cards, and distinguishing between different types of woodlands. Lastly, Mike is sure to ruffle some feathers with his takes in our overrated food draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
4/5/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 12 seconds
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143: Rock, Paper, Scissors & The Best Onomatopoeia - Comedy Podcast

Highway To Spell makes a return on today’s show! Tune in as the guys try their hardest not to be the “first idiot”. We also discuss human extinction, ancient royalty, and arm wrestling. We end the show with a BOOM as we draft the best onomatopoeia. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
3/29/20211 hour, 26 seconds
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142: Polite Honking & A Sporting Goods Battle - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show we talk about competing with our children, online reviews, and not moving when the light turns green. We also re-write a bit of history with some well-timed poopy pants. We round the bases on this  episode with a sporting goods store fight to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
3/22/20211 hour, 18 seconds
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141: Blade Hands & The Ultimate Escape Room Team - Comedy Podcast

It’s time for everyone’s favorite segment. Liar, Liar is back on the show today and Owl has made a mistake with one of his “facts”. Will it result in his first ever loss? We also talk about a very disrespectful handshake, the effectiveness of the dishwasher, and sharing your birthday. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
3/15/20211 hour, 39 seconds
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140: My Noble Gas & The Best Elements - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about playing board games against professionals, becoming pregnant, dirty underwear protocol. We also talk about how to prioritize a friend’s feelings over financial gain. We close down the episode with a draft of the best elements on the periodic table. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
3/8/20211 hour, 1 minute, 12 seconds
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139: The Burden Of Molting & 90’s Nostalgia - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show we find out exactly how much Jason knows about military ranks. We also talk about shipping ourselves across country, low driving visibility, and optimal mechanisms for human flight. We then have a very special themed ‘Situation Room’. Finally, we close the show down with a draft of some 90’s nostalgia! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
3/1/202154 minutes, 42 seconds
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138: Puppy Problems & The Best Food Pairings - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we discuss how to figure out which eye is your dominant eye. We also discuss puppies chewing & pooing. Then, we jump into a round of “Jason Explains” & “I’ve Got Issues”. We polish off this show with a draft of the best food pairings. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
2/22/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 12 seconds
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137: Andy Breaks The Law & The Ultimate Debt Collectors - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show we talk about doggie defecation and public urination. We also discuss our wives childhood crushes, kids birthday parties, and helping people move. The end of the episode comes knocking as we draft fictional characters to collect a debt. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
2/15/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 53 seconds
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136: Hot Mud & An Ocean Battle - Comedy Podcast

It’s finally here! We are back in the studio and we got to try out a new segment! Before that, we discuss evading The Predator, cliffhangers, and do a little on-air gambling. We close down the show with an ocean animal battle royale! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
2/8/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 28 seconds
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135: Passive Gas & The Best Fruit Candies - Comedy Podcast

Dragon slayer, dragon rider, or dragon? Choose your adventure! We also talk about tracking our gas emissions, network sitcoms, and some out of this world news stories. We close this episode down with a delicious draft of the best fruit candies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
2/1/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 36 seconds
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134: Tall People Problems & The Worst Exercises - Comedy Podcast

We’re rich! Or are we? On today’s show, we talk about winning a lottery jackpot and the ramifications that come along with that. We also discuss having an unlimited free meal pass to our favorite fast food restaurant, creating our own theme park, and our most cherished possessions. Finally, we cool-down with a draft everyone can rally behind - Worst Exercises! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
1/25/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 24 seconds
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133: Grinch Sleepers Unite & The Most Overrated Actors/Actresses - Comedy Podcast

We are back with another LIAR,LIAR! segment today! Is today the day? We also discuss bad tattoos, becoming a raindrop, and starring in a terrible movie. Then, Jason gets out some pent up aggression as we draft overrated actors and actresses! Re-brand your Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
1/18/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 33 seconds
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132: The Ultimate Cannonball & Songs To Scare Off An Intruder

Hey Spitwads! We’re baaaack! Happy New Year! On today’s show, we discuss the Wizard of Oz, sky diving, pre-mergencies, and a hospital mixup. We also debate window vs aisle seats and superpowers we would prefer for our newborn babies. You don’t want to miss this episode! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.spitballerspod.com
1/11/20211 hour, 1 minute, 27 seconds
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131: Spitballers Classics: Sharing Your Toothbrush With WHO?!

We will be back next week with a great, fresh episode. But until then, enjoy another fantastic show from the Spitballers archives --- On today’s episode, we discover some of the roles Jason was born to play on the big stage. We also have another fantastic edition of Liar, Liar! Will a winner emerge or will Owl stump the trio? We close out the episode drafting movie characters for our laser tag teams! Don’t miss it! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/4/202153 minutes, 10 seconds
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130: Spitballers Classics: Changing Clothes in Public and the Best Christmas Movies Ever!

We will be back in two weeks with fresh new content! Until then, enjoy one of our favorite episodes from the Spitballers archives…A season-ending extravaganza episode! Everyone's favorite "Would you rather" questions are back today. Fear not, we're still here to give the most important life advice ever heard anywhere before including how it can be okay to try on clothes without using the dressing room. Big stuff. Of course, we had to mock draft the best Christmas movies of all time to finish the year out and laughs were had throughout. Also, watch out for pie thieves.  Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/28/202047 minutes, 32 seconds
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129: Birdhouse Blunders & Dream Sponsorships - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, find out what’s got Mike taking a bite outta crime. We also give out some of the best life advice money can buy and solve a few relationship conundrums along the way. And oh yeah, I completely forgot we also discussed having a terrible memory! We close down the episode by drafting companies we would love to be given some product or perks from! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube
12/21/20201 hour, 15 minutes, 2 seconds
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128: Dirty Elbows & Our Favorite Emojis

On today’s show, we debate hot topics like spending a year on a submarine, stealing out of tip jars, and holding hands whilst crossing the street. We also continue to be public servants by answering some of life’s greatest questions. We put a ribbon on this episode with a draft of our favorite and most used emojis! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/14/20201 hour, 4 minutes, 2 seconds
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127: B-Team Basketball & The Worst Holiday Traditions

Is Owl finally defeated in another edition of Liar, Liar!? Tune in to find out! But before that, we talk about being a b-team champion, how much money you can make as a professional bowler, and the amount of skill necessary to become an olympic curler. We close this episode down with a draft of our least favorite holiday traditions! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/7/20201 hour, 15 minutes, 27 seconds
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126: Air Mattress Casualty & The Best Cookies

On today’s episode, we talk about the best Disney sidekicks, a house with a view, and sleeping on our neighbor’s lawn. We also give you updated standings on all of our previous draft polls. We close it down with a draft of our favorite cookies! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/30/20201 hour, 2 minutes, 4 seconds
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125: Low-T Moose & The Worst Minor Inconveniences

Tune into today’s episode to find out what’s got Owl’s ears ringing. Then stick around to hear the guys discuss tv binging preferences, moose antlers, tipping etiquette, and dead pets. Lastly, the show is wrapped up with a draft of the worst minor inconveniences. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/23/20201 hour, 4 minutes, 28 seconds
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124: "Eat This!" & The Best Future Technologies

On this episode, we discuss elementary school vs. high school memories and which subject the fellas could still ace an exam in today. We also have a ‘Jason Explains’ segment that seems super familiar. Have we done this one before? We close the show out with a draft of future technologies that we want NOW! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/16/20201 hour, 2 minutes, 1 second
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123: The Big Retirement & A Hospital Battle Royale

On today’s show, we talk about artificial pet-telligence, limb smoothies, and colostomy bombs. Yeah, it’s as ‘off the rails’ as it sounds. We also answer some great questions regarding proper egg carton etiquette and gift card bonuses. We close the show down in a hospital with a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/9/202059 minutes, 46 seconds
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122: My Power Arm & The Best Dad Jokes Pt. II

We are back, by popular demand, with a draft of ‘The Best Dad Jokes’ - part deux. Before that, we tackle some hilarious would you rather questions while learning a bit about Jason’s dominant hand. ‘Is This Real Life’ also returns to the show as we listen in on some actual news articles that made us question reality. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/2/202051 minutes, 56 seconds
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121: Don’t Do Murder & Our Biggest Fears

Kids: Don’t do murder! We don’t even have a ‘Life Advice’ segment on the show today, but here we are, handing out some solid bonus counsel. We also talk about killer clowns, seedless watermelons, and Jason’s first kiss. We button up the show with a draft of our scariest fears & phobias! Don’t miss it! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/26/20201 hour, 7 minutes, 54 seconds
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120: The Flavor of Science & Animals We'd Like To Ride

On today’s show, we discuss building houses, whipped cream, and holiday decor guidelines. We answer some difficult Would You Rather questions and then dish out some of our coveted no-cost Life Advice. We close down this episode with an absurd draft of animals we would like to saddle up and joy ride. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/18/20201 hour, 3 minutes, 22 seconds
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119: Trash Burglar & The Worst Halloween Candy

On today’s show, we spend far too much time trying to define & describe heartburn. It is much more complicated than one would imagine. We also figure out what’s got Jason tasting his underwear when he puts them on, and what’s got the guys peeking into their neighbor’s trash cans. We close down this episode with a draft of the worst Halloween candies. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/12/202059 minutes, 33 seconds
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118: Owl Gets Fired & A Craft Store Battle

We’ve got a Liar, Liar segment on the show today ensuring that this episode is not only extremely entertaining - but educational. But first, we discuss life in a world of invisible people, super smart pets, and life without YouTube. We end the show with a fight to the death inside a craft supply store. Somewhere along the way, Owl loses his job. Don’t miss this show! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/5/20201 hour, 4 minutes, 22 seconds
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117: Crazy Wig Guy & The Best Animated Movies

What ‘Would You Rather’ question has led to Jason wearing different wigs as he patrons his favorite restaurants? What ‘Situation Room’ circumstance has the guys trying to sell their coat to a total stranger? Today’s show is packed with laughs. We close things down with a draft of our favorite animated movies. 1 Pixar, 1 DreamWorks, 1 Disney, and 1 wild card. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/28/202048 minutes, 55 seconds
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116: Keto Mosquitoes & Nostalgic Childhood Toys

Today’s show is jam packed with hilarity! Find out how to distinguish a pipe vs. a tunnel. Find out what product has simultaneously gotten worse and more expensive. Find out what life changing item you can buy for less than $100. Everything you need to live a fulfilled life can be found right here on the Spitballers podcast! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/21/20201 hour, 10 minutes
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115: A Million Dollar Challenge & The Most Memorable Death Scenes

We're back!! On today's episode we talk about a pretty wide gamut of nonsense. From getting hit in the ankle with shopping carts, to being reborn as a domesticated animal. In the situation room, we tread in some dangerous waters when a listener puts us in a real life 'Wife Swap' scenario. We put a nail in this episode's coffin with a draft of the most memorable death scenes. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/14/20201 hour, 12 minutes, 59 seconds
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114: Dollar Sheets Club & The Best Disney Songs

Is This Real Life is back on the show today! Tune in to hear the guys discuss some of the wackiest headlines they could find. Before that, we muse about some polarizing Would You Rather questions. We close the show down with a much requested draft of the Best Disney Songs. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/31/20201 hour, 9 minutes, 32 seconds
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113: Plumbing Problems & The Best Veggies

Today’s show is packed full of laughs. We debate important choices like: poison belly button darts vs. corrosive acid spit and cooking naked vs. peeing barefoot. We also have a question from a listener that could land Andy in some hot water with the wifey. We close this show out with a draft of The Best Veggies. And yes, we know that is an oxymoron. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/24/20201 hour, 9 minutes, 36 seconds
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112: Fanny Packs, Hippie Sacks & Stress Relieving Activities

The Spitballers are back with another great episode to brighten your Monday! During ‘Would You Rather’, we jump into single vs multiplayer gaming, mastering musical instruments, and talking like Donald Duck. Then we get some really ‘Great Questions’ for us to debate. Then, we slow things down at the end with a draft of ‘Stress Relieving Activities’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/17/202059 minutes, 12 seconds
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111: Jason Makes a Mistake & Skills We Wish We Had

Why is Jason so uncomfortable on today’s episode? Listen in and find out! In our ‘Is This Real Life’ segment, we talk about sharknapping, a crappy airline seat assignment, and an exploding duck. Then we jump into some everyone’s favorite segment, ‘Liar, Liar!’ We cap off this hilarious show with a draft of things we wish we could do. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/10/20201 hour, 5 minutes, 31 seconds
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110: Butt Quacks & The Best Dad Jokes

Today’s show is loaded with laughs. We talk about such important topics like pooping in bushes, the stadium shimmy, and singing off key. We also give some life advice to a few folks struggling with some moral dilemmas. And last but in no way least, we cap off the show with a draft of the best dad jokes. Trust us, you do not want to miss this one. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/3/20201 hour, 35 seconds
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109: Bath Boys & The Perfect Summer BBQ

Summer is in full force and on today’s show, we draft the perfect summer BBQ items and find out who the boujee barbecuer of the group is. Before we bite into the draft, we tackle some great questions about fighting Dwane Johnson, taking bubble baths, and the etiquette surrounding complimenting someone’s house that you are a guest in. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/27/202055 minutes, 32 seconds
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108: Door to Door Cat Sales & A Pet Store Battle Royale

On today’s show we head back into the ‘Situation Room’ to divvy up some door to door sales responsibilities. Find out who is tasked with selling what in this extremely plausible situation. We also discuss hiccups, high-pressure sports situations, and rolling pennies before we close out the show by drafting items in a pet store to use in a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/20/20201 hour, 1 minute, 34 seconds
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107: Lie Detecting & A Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Actresses

The people have demanded more Liar, Liar! On today’s show we have another round of everyone’s favorite segment. Before that, we open the show with some polarizing ‘Would You Rather’ questions! Finally, as promised, we construct another Mt. Rushmore, but this time we are drafting iconic actresses! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/13/20201 hour, 7 minutes, 38 seconds
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106: Important Studies & The Perfect Sack Lunch

Studies show this episode is hilarious. During our ‘Would You Rather’ segment, we discuss IKEA furniture assembly, losing your copy/paste function, and Mike’s video game collection. Then we tackle some ‘Great Questions’ about petty annoyances that you refuse to let go and improvising confidence. We go back to elementary school for the draft and pick our perfect sack lunch! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/6/20201 hour, 6 minutes, 27 seconds
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105: Rub-a-Dub-Dubbin & The Perfect Heist

This show is packed with hilarity. We muse on real life power ups, dial-up internet, and President Taft. We also have our ‘Is This Real Life’ segment on the show, where we learn why you might want to think twice about holding in that fart you’ve got brewing. We slam the doors on this episode with an absolutely ridiculous draft of things needed for a bank heist. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/29/202057 minutes, 2 seconds
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104: Belly Button Buttons & A Cereal Box Battle

Today’s show comes out of the gate with a very dangerous scat. But rest assured, we remain family-friendly. Once we get into the meat of it, we discuss cooking duty vs dish duty, how our phobias will kill us, and eating beyond our capacity. We polish off this episode with another hilarious battle royale - this time with cereal box mascots. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/22/20201 hour, 54 seconds
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103: The Super Bowl and Mount Rushmore of Actors

Today’s show is packed. We get into some 'Would You Rather’ questions and ‘Jason Explains’, before taking a trip into ‘The Situation Room’. Listeners get the opportunity to learn about some hidden (useless) talents of both Jason and Owl. We debate getaway destinations, using public amenities, and a monetary moral dilemma. We close out this episode by drafting actors for our ‘Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Actors’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/15/20201 hour, 7 minutes, 54 seconds
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102: School Bus Criminals & The Lone Survivor

The time has come for us to improve more lives with some of the best life advice money can buy. We help out with some listener conundrums such as neighbors who expect favors, parental guitar lessons, and proper bidet usage. We also discuss some of the terrible things that take place on a school bus. We close out the show with an awesome apocalyptic draft that you don’t want to miss. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/8/20201 hour, 3 minutes, 56 seconds
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101: Butt Breathing & The Weakest Link

Our most requested segment is back today! Liar Liar! Once again, the guys put their intellect up against the clever Owl. Will this be the first time one of the hosts can see through all the lies? But before that, we discuss some ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios involving chewing someone else’s gum, wearing dirty clothes for a week, and finding the Holy Grail. We finish this episode off with a battle royale draft with a twist. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/1/202049 minutes, 48 seconds
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100: Favorite Show Moments & Honey I Shrunk The Draft

EPISODE 100! They said it couldn’t & wouldn’t be done. And to be honest, we were never certain either. But thanks to your loyal support - the potty talk, dad jokes, & family friendly humor has prevailed. On today’s episode we take a look back at some of YOUR favorite show moments. We close this one out with a hilarious, brand new, mini-draft. Tune in! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/25/20201 hour, 14 minutes, 16 seconds
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99: Chinese Gorillas with Rifles & The Best Cartoon Animals

What’s got Jason splitting his khakis? Find out on today’s show! We also delve into a hostile ant takeover, picking our favorite family members, and the appropriateness of winking. We wrap up the show with a draft of our favorite cartoon animals. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/18/20201 hour, 5 seconds
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98: Pig Fires & The Best Potato Based Foods

We are back with some news articles that made us think, ‘Is This Real Life?’. We talk about driving dogs, pig fires, and yogurt grand larceny. We also get a spider related question - just for Jason. Other topics include extra fingers, dogs that don’t poop, and hanging out with fictional characters. We close this out with a draft of our favorite potato based foods. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/11/202053 minutes, 6 seconds
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97: Naked Wisdom & Favorite Fictional Sports Characters

On today’s show, we are giving out some solid Life Advice to those who need it most. Thankfully, they turned to the experts and their lives will, no doubt, be forever changed. We discuss topics such as exploring the ocean floor, living on a sailboat, changing our last names, and locker room awkwardness. We close out the show with a draft of our favorite fictional sports characters. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/4/20201 hour, 1 minute, 58 seconds
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96: Attacked by a Sailor & Humanity’s Greatest Threats

It’s the end of the world as we know it! On today’s show, we draft the most fascinating existential threats to humanity. We also have a blast rambling about other nonsense like sleeping in, putting our face on money, having a scrawny bodyguard, and the infamous 5 second rule! This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/27/20201 hour, 2 minutes, 26 seconds
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95: Raw Chicken Snacks & Ice Cream Truck Favorites

YUMMAYY! Find out all about Jason’s new revolutionary business plan on today’s podcast. We also discuss Andy’s fighter pilot name, riding tigers, and a competition for the laziest animals. This episode will have you cold & bothered. Speaking of cold, we put this episode away with a draft of our favorite ice cream truck treats! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/20/202057 minutes, 20 seconds
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94: Sleeping À La Mode & Toilet Paper Alternatives

Everyone’s favorite segment is back! Liar, Liar! Can any of the guys out smart the wise Owl? We also banter about security guards invading our personal space, bank accounts, and sleeping with the lights on. We flush this episode down the toilet with a draft of TP alternatives. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/13/202057 minutes, 16 seconds
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93: Trickle Down Soaponomics & Things To Replace Your Hands

On today’s show, we are taking you back to school and solving a marital dispute all in one short lecture on trickle down soaponomics. We also discuss eating cereal with water, being the first (or last) person in space, and having a puffer fish-like defensive mechanism. Also, Jason gives us another 60 second explanation about a random topic. We wrap up with an absolutely ridiculous draft of ‘Things to Replace Your Hands’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/6/20201 hour, 4 minutes, 26 seconds
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92: Mouth Breathers & The Most Unsanitary Things

We have got some great articles to discuss in today’s long-awaited edition of ‘Is This Real Life?’. We also discuss coma patients and the preferred method of transporting them. Mike also reveals a secret insecurity he has always had & Owl chimes in with something real smooth. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/30/202054 minutes, 5 seconds
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91: Quarantine Confessions & Social Distancing Essentials

Isolation can’t hold us down! On this episode, we banter about the grammar police, waxing our bodies, and telekinesis. Make yourself comfortable and enjoy some quarantine confessions as we all isolate in our homes. We wrap up the episode by drafting our 'Social Distancing Essentials'. Stay safe & healthy out there! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/23/202055 minutes, 39 seconds
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90: Human Cannons & The Nastiest Smoothie

Happy Monday Spitwads! On today’s show (and every show), we are bringing you tons of logic that is sure to be useful in your every day life. Would you rather get hit with a spitball or a football? Have a car with AC/heat or a stereo? Jason also lets us know about his MANY ex-girlfriends. We then see who can craft the grossest concoction by drafting nasty smoothie ingredients. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/16/202042 minutes, 45 seconds
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89: Throwing Fruit & Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Athletes

We’re back with more comedy for your Monday! On today’s show, we get into some very serious debates. Would you rather have your parents read all of your texts or your children? How many times is it ok to reuse the same bath towel before washing it? What fruit or vegetable can be thrown the furthest? We then construct a Mt. Rushmore by drafting iconic athletes. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/9/202052 minutes, 30 seconds
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88: Belly Button Turds & The Best States

We have our most requested segment back on today’s show - LIAR, LIAR! Can any of the guys go 3 for 3 against the clever Owl? We also muse on uncomfortable chairs vs. uncomfortable beds & giving compliments vs. criticism. We wrap up this show by finding out how much these buffoons know about U.S. geography in a draft of The Best States. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/2/202056 minutes, 34 seconds
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87: Dirty Soap & Luxury Mansion Items

On today’s show, we discuss online dating profiles, face tattoos, hot tub etiquette, and surviving in a video game world. In our ‘Life Advice’ segment, we hand out some impeccable advice to some poor folks who were likely better off without it. We shut down the show with a draft of extravagant items we want featured in our luxury mansion. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/24/20201 hour, 1 minute, 23 seconds
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86: Allergy Tests & an NBA Mascot Battle

You’ll hear a couple new voices on today’s show. With Owl Borland down with the sickness, Judge Giamatti is at the controls and comes in hot with a fresh scat. Then, Yosemite Sam comes in to discuss the archaic method of allergy testing. The guys also discuss airplane etiquette, splitting up the check at a restaurant, and playing our podcast for the Queen. This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss!  Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/17/20201 hour, 5 minutes, 6 seconds
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85: Running in Jeans & Movies That Make You Cry

Have you ever just needed a good cry? Then this episode is for you! We are drafting movies that make you cry. Actual tears may or may not be shed during the recording of this show. But don’t worry, we also dive into some really funny topics such as: carpet in the kitchen, waterbeds, resting angry face, running in jeans, Jason’s skiing story, and a whole lot more! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/10/20201 hour, 3 minutes, 34 seconds
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84: Cookies In My Socks and The Best Slogans

This episode is ‘BOOM’ing with funny moments! Come along as we tell the tale of our new friend Big Gordo! Jason also shares his favorite popcorn seasoning. And why is Mike contemplating eating fine dining with his foot in his soup? We bring this episode to a close by drafting the best slogans! There are so many, let us know what we missed! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/3/202054 minutes, 26 seconds
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83: Criminal Speeding & A Disney Princess Battle

Welcome Spitwads! Try not to step in the Owl scat on your way in. On today’s episode, we find out all about Jason’s shady run-ins with the fuzz. We also answer some very important questions about peeing in the shower and geriatric thresholds. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/27/202057 minutes, 24 seconds
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82: This Is My Fart Room

Hey Spitwads! ‘Is This Real Life’ is back in the lineup today! Come along and find out what headlines had the fellas scratching their heads in disbelief. We also get into some great ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios, as always. We polish off this episode with a draft of the best movie props to display in your home. Don’t miss this one! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/20/202054 minutes, 20 seconds
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81: I Think I Swallowed A Clementine!

Calling all doctors! Please listen & write in to help us diagnose Jason’s medical condition… Also on today’s show, by popular demand, we hit Jason with a surprise new segment. Long time listeners can probably guess what it is in 60 seconds or less. As always, we have some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions before we head into the ‘Situation Room’. We close out this episode by drafting ‘Best Colors’ and the guys must rationalize why their picks are the best. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/13/202056 minutes, 37 seconds
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80: Sharing Your Toothbrush With WHO?!

Happy New Year Spitwads! We are back at it with some great new content. On today’s episode, we discover some of the roles Jason was born to play on the big stage. We also have another fantastic edition of Liar, Liar! Will a winner emerge or will Owl stump the trio? We close out the episode drafting movie characters for our laser tag teams! Don’t miss it! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/6/202053 minutes, 36 seconds
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79: Spitballers Classics: Yoda Pooping and Donut Decisions

We will be back next week with all new content! Until then, enjoy one of our favorite episodes from the Spitballers Vault… Amazing life advice today on how to respond to someone trying to get into the bathroom stall you are occupying. We also explore the pitfalls of trying to protect yourself if you spoke like Yoda. Last week we had an incredibly popular draft of the most memorable TV show theme songs and there were so many that we are also doing a part two of that draft. It's another funny show that you shouldn't miss. Enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/30/201949 minutes, 29 seconds
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78: Spitballers Classics: A Genie Grants You 3 Wishes... and Chocolate Tarantulas

With the season upon us, we are stepping away from the mics for the holidays to spend some time with our families. We will back in the new year with some great, fresh, original content. Until then, enjoy one of our first episodes EVER! … What would you ask for if you had 3 wishes? Andy, Mike, and Jason explore how to make the world a better place via a genie. They also discuss if it is better to have no fingers or no elbows. Finally, the guys have a mock draft of delicious breakfast foods. Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/23/201951 minutes, 41 seconds
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77: Snorting Snalt and Andy Is A Narc!

On today’s episode, we talk about noisy and nosy neighbors. Find out what had Old Man Andy calling the 5-0 in true “get off my lawn” fashion. We also talk about inventing holidays, eating sticks of butter, and uncomfortable store purchases. Then we pass the torch on to our draft segment where we draft ‘Best Olympic Sports’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/16/201947 minutes, 29 seconds
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76: Would Poo Rather?

Welcome to the poopocolypse.  This show gets off to a smelly start. We would apologize, but YOU are the folks supplying the content. Eventually, we venture away from butt sniffing, stepping in poop, and poop infused cocktails to end this episode on a merry note with a draft of ‘Best Christmas Songs’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/9/201950 minutes, 18 seconds
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75: Spitballers Classics: Magical Spit and Getting Away With Murder (Ep. 23)

Some things just blow your mind when you find out what people do. Do you lick your QTips? Do people really do that? Do the Spitballers do that? Gross! On today's episode we help you out with more than just gross questions, we tackle marital life advice and a bunch of would you rather questions. Also, there is a Thanksgiving Meal Side Dishes Mock Draft! One of the three guys hates Thanksgiving (WHAT!?). This is an episode you don't want to miss!  Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/2/201948 minutes, 25 seconds
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74: Dog Poo Dinero

On today’s show, we discuss which highly invasive, dangerous procedure we would rather have performed by an unqualified professional. We also discuss the pros and cons of parenting a 3 year old boy vs. a 16 year old girl. Then, find out what’s got the fellas dissecting dog poo. Lastly, we close out the episode by drafting ingredients to build the most delicious sandwich. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/25/201957 minutes, 11 seconds
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73: Please...Tase Me Bro!

Find out what ‘Would You Rather’ turned Jason into a high salaried moocher. Then, we discuss how bad it would be to get tased or shot with ballistic bean bags. In the ‘Situation Room’, we find ourselves chasing meerkats, running from clowns, and living out the rest of our days as ocean animals. Things get bloody again as we close the show out with another fantastically stupid Battle Royale draft! Do not miss it!   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/18/20191 hour, 21 seconds
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72: I’m So Rich and Fancy

The wheels fall off early on this episode. We start by diving deep into a strange flex from one of our listeners. Then we have some serious faux pas during a discussion on human anatomy. We revisit Jason’s presidential campaign as he decides who the best ‘running’ mate would be. We deep fry this episode with a draft of the ‘Best State Fair Foods’. Do not miss this funny show.   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/11/20191 hour, 1 minute, 59 seconds
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71: Cough, Drop, and Roll With It!

It’s Monday and WE’RE BACK! On today’s episode, we bring back a fan favorite -  ‘Is This Real Life’? Find out what has Owl all choked up just talking about it! We also discuss dreams, nightmares, and getting in trouble for something we did in our spouse’s dream. We power down this episode with a draft of must-have smartphone apps. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/4/201951 minutes, 18 seconds
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70: Spitballers Classics: Food Fight To The Death! (Ep. 28)

Sorry Spitwads! With Andy extremely sick all week, we were unable to get the team together to record a new episode as planned. We will be back next week! Until then, enjoy another classic episode from the Spitballers vault. Come along as we re-experience a #Spitwad favorite! --- The wheels fall off today as these three idiots truly make some big mental errors for your enjoyment. We even find out some more embarrassing information about some of the musical preferences of Andy, Mike, and Jason. Ultimately, the real show is the FOOD FIGHT TO THE DEATH. They draft food that would be used in a battle. Who's food can kill the other two? You'll love this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast.    Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/28/201948 minutes, 39 seconds
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69: Spitballers Classics: A Scary Situation and a Cartoon Kid Gets DESTROYED! (Ep. 14)

With our fearless host away for the week on a well deserved vacation, we bring to you a classic episode from the Spitballers vault. Come along as we re-experience a #Spitwad favorite! --- The situation room is terrifying today! Jason literally screams out loud as he cannot control his emotions in a genuine act of hilarity. Some weird stuff in today's show from seeing your clone to being stranded on an island together. But there are some funny GEMS on today's episode including the introduction of Gargantula and the smackdown of the most annoying cartoon in history. Don't miss this episode of the Spitballers!   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/21/201944 minutes, 40 seconds
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68: Procrastination Is A Virtue & The Best Movie Theater Snacks - Comedy Podcast

Welcome, Spitwads, to Jason Moore’s procrastination station. Why do something today that could be put off until tomorrow? Also, for some reason today’s show is full of very specific, complex questions. Luckily, that is what we specialize in. Once we breeze through those with ease, we debate which movie theater snacks are the best in today’s draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/14/20191 hour, 1 minute, 8 seconds
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67: The Return of the Spear & The Best Months of the Year - Funny Spitballers Podcast

On today’s episode, we return to the smash hit segment “LIAR, LIAR!”. Which of the buffoons will be the best at spotting the fake facts? Before that, we head into the ‘Situation Room’ to discuss scenarios like being stranded in the wilderness and abandoning our families for a spaceship full of cash. We put a cherry on top of this episode with a draft of our favorite months of the year. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/7/201959 minutes, 9 seconds
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66: Flying Cars, Floating Butts, & The Biggest Pet Peeves - Funny Spitballers Podcast

Do you know what we hate? Well, you’re going to find out on this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast as we draft our biggest pet peeves. But before that, we debate some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions which have us hypothetically skinny dipping in public fountains, flying cars to work, and seeing everything 5 seconds after it happened. And, in a totally realistic scenario, we discuss which household appliances would be the scariest if they came to life. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/30/20191 hour, 46 seconds
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65: Ballin’ With Beasts and Public Pooping - Spitballers Comedy Podcast

We aren’t proud of all the potty humor in this episode, but we aren’t sorry for it either. After all, this is YOUR fault! On today’s episode, we have a couple great poop themed ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Once we flush those, we move on to some more refreshing inquiries during ‘That’s A Great Question!’. Learn a little bit more about the origins of the podcast before we owned our very own Al Borland. We push this episode over the goal line with a draft of animals for our football team. Yeah, it’s as dumb as it sounds. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/23/201943 minutes, 30 seconds
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64: A Casket Full of Cheese & A Proposal Debate - Spitballers Comedy Podcast

We have heard of ‘staying together for the kids’, but ‘staying together for the kidney’ is on a whole new level. Also on this episode, come along with us as we take a sneak peak at Jason’s funeral. Then, we debate when a public proposal is romantic or just plain cruel. We close this one down with a draft of our favorite Andys, Mikes, and Jasons! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/16/201947 minutes, 59 seconds
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63: Banana Butts & The Most Iconic Hollywood Voices - Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Today we debut another hilarious segment - ‘Liar, Liar!’. Can you spot the lies easier than Andy, Mike, and Jason? We are sure this is going to be another fan favorite segment. Also, thanks to the help of an on-air Google search, we discover something new about bananas! This episode concludes with a draft of the most iconic voices in hollywood. Let us know who we missed. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/9/201945 minutes, 14 seconds
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62: Licking Mars & The Worst Playlist Ever - Spitballers Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about licking planets and interplanetary royalty. We also take the time to find the line between Andy’s generosity and selfishness. Then, find out why Jason doesn’t want his family to listen to this episode. Would you rather people have access to your search history or your purchase history? Lastly, we close down the show with a very annoying draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/26/201953 minutes, 35 seconds
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61: The World’s Largest Boot & Our Favorite TV Moms - Funny Podcast

Have you ever said something out loud and immediately realized how dumb it sounded? Don’t worry, so has Andy. Also, find out what’s got Al Borland raining on everyone’s parade today. In our ‘Would You Rather’ segment, we discuss the pros and cons of flossing (the dance) vs. flossing (your teeth). We also have another surprise appearance from our local wizard as we enter ‘The Situation Room’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/19/201944 minutes, 44 seconds
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60: An Awkward Funeral Announcement & A Melodic Battle Royale - Spitballers Comedy Show

Even amongst the madness of fantasy football season, we made sure to get into Spitballers Studios to brighten Mondays around the world. On today’s episode, we have some difficult ‘Would You Rather’ questions as well as some ‘Great Questions’. Thank you to all the official #Spitwads out there for supporting the show and submitting some great content ideas. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/12/201948 minutes, 40 seconds
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59: Driving with Kids on the Roof & The Best Board Games - Fun Comedy Podcast

NEW SEGMENT ALERT! An all new ‘Is This Real Life’ segment debuts today! Yes, this also means a great new segment audio drop. Don’t miss it! But before that we dive into some more great ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Finally, we wrap this episode by drafting The Best Board Games for a game night. Come along and roll the dice with us. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/5/201952 minutes, 12 seconds
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58: Emergency TP Tips and The Best Sports Movies of All Time - Comedy Podcast

You just finish up a #2 and look to the side and realize there is only 1 square of TP left hanging off the roll. What do you do? Mike gives us (too much) information on his personal technique. Also, find out what has Jason shouting “RUINED IT!” as he invades people’s personal space. And after many suggestions, we are doing a ‘Best Sports Movies’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/29/201948 minutes, 34 seconds
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57: Boiled Urine and Challenging Death to a Duel - Funny Podcast

We had to do it. We have drafted ‘Best Smells’ before so it is only fitting to sequel that with a ‘Worst Smells’ draft. You may not want to listen to this one while eating. Before we dive into that though, we tackle some tough questions like: ‘Would you rather always shake a sweaty hand or always have to chest bump’ and ‘If you can make one law that everyone is required to follow, what is it?’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/22/201949 minutes, 57 seconds
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56: Disposable Bicycles and the Best Fast Food Menu Items - Comedy Podcast

Today, we announce an exciting new way to support the show and join the new #Spitwad community! Plus, you will get access to our FULL PODCAST ARCHIVE, ad-free, forever! Would you rather always talk like a toddler or walk everywhere like you’re in a marching band? Would you rather have to start every conversation with a joke or an interesting science fact? We also find out Andy’s methods for solving a flat bicycle tire. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/15/201956 minutes, 22 seconds
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55: A Deal With A Local Wizard and A Draft Best Left in the Past - Comedy Podcast

Today, Andy begins by sharing a couple stories about Borland from our recent travels. Then, after being approached by our local wizard, we discuss how many years of our lives we would trade in for ‘straight cash homie’. After a few more good ‘Would You Rather’ & ‘Situation Room’ questions, things begin to run off the tracks in our first (and possibly last) Time Travel Draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/8/20191 hour, 3 minutes, 28 seconds
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54: Running for President and A Corporate Fight to the Death - Funny Podcast

On today’s show, one of the Spitballers decides to throw his hat in the presidential race. Can you guess which one? Also, does a Rubix cube equate to a life sentence or early release? If you punch yourself and it hurts are you really strong or really weak? Would you rather be forced to perform open heart surgery on one person, or land a jet full of people? We staple up this episode with an ‘Office Supply Store Battle Royale’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/1/201950 minutes, 52 seconds
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53: An On-Air Injury & Creating A Concert - Fun Podcast

After a brutal on-air injury, Jason wonders if he will ever sit again. Then, Andy accidentally reveals the secret identity of Producer Borland. After some compelling ‘Would You Rather’ and ‘Great Questions’, we dive into a draft to create the best lineup for our first annual Spitballapalooza music festival. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy  Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/24/201954 minutes, 44 seconds
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52: Andy Rips Off Shark Tank & Remembering Recess - Fun Podcast

Have you ever held the door for someone at a restaurant only to have them jump in front of you on the waiting list? Do you know someone who is a ‘one upper’ or constantly telling extravagant lies? Then this episode will improve your life. We also have some fun would you rather questions like: ‘Cheeto Fingers or Kool-Aid Mustache’? And before the bell rings, we get nostalgic with a draft of ‘Best Recess Games’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/17/201953 minutes, 48 seconds
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51: Sneak Peek of the Cheek & The Best Ice Cream Flavors - Funny Comedy Podcast

Booty shorts or belly shirts? Which would you rather always have to wear? Would you rather have $50k in bills or $500k in pennies? As always, these brave men are answering some of life’s toughest, most important questions. We put a cherry on top of this show with a draft of the Best Ice Cream Flavors! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/10/201956 minutes, 4 seconds
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50: Manslaughter Merging and The Best Video Games - Comedy Podcast

EPISODE 50! We did it, World! Today, a ‘Would You Rather’ question that would actually help Mike’s resting angry face problem. We also discuss the appropriate time to merge when construction forces traffic to one lane. And finally, we give the people what they have been requesting for so long… The Best Video Games of all time draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/3/20191 hour, 3 minutes, 59 seconds
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49: Enjoying Your Own Farts and Jason’s Potato Suit - Funny Podcast

Today, we face some real tough life advice like, ‘when to be honest with your spouse about how they look in those jeans’ and ‘what to do when a co-worker continues to ask you to meet up outside of work’. We also banter on some arguably more important topics such as - eating contests, body odor, and controlling the frequency and smell of your own farts. In everyone’s favorite mini-segment, Jason tells us everything he knows about BACON in 60 seconds. Lastly, help us sniff out a winner in our ‘Best Smells’ draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/27/201952 minutes, 28 seconds
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48: Dirty Dentists and The Best Comedy Movies - Funny Podcast

On today’s show, we dive deep into the paradoxes of time travel. Mike and Jason aren’t falling for Andy’s oversimplification of it. Mike also takes the time to educate the public on what a ‘Rosy Turd’ is. In ‘The Situation Room’ we discuss the etiquette of dentist hygiene. Not dental hygiene but the cleanliness of our dentists. We put a crown on this episode (low hanging dentist joke) with a draft of The Best Comedy Movies of all time! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/20/201950 minutes, 54 seconds
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47: Hardware Store Battle and How to Confuse the Air - Funny Podcast

If you had one shot to draw anything into existence with no erasing, what would you draw? Find out our answers today in 'The Situation Room'. Then, find out how Andy keeps his house cooled down by confusing the air. Also, when sitting on a toilet seat, would you rather it be super sticky or super slippery? We put the nail into this episode with a draft of hardware store items in a fight to the death. Thanks for listening to another funny episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/13/201951 minutes, 4 seconds
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46: Talking at the Urinal and the Best TV Shows to Binge Watch - Comedy Podcast

On today's show, we find out why Mike won't waste his time being courteous to sneezers or answering a text message at 8:01pm. Jason, on the other hand, is far more courteous after a fart than one would expect. We also discuss the unspoken rules of talking at the urinals, the world's longest hair and fingernails, and eating food in the grocery store before you pay for it. We ice this cake with a draft of the most binge-worthy TV shows. Enjoy another hilarious episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Visit us on the web - https://www.spitballerspod.com Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/spitballerspod/ Subscribe on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/spitballers Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/6/201958 minutes, 27 seconds
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45: Punching a Whale and Game of Thrones Character Battle - Funny Podcast

With some serious cash on the line, what is the heaviest animal you think you could knock out with one punch? Are you entitled to a cut of the winnings if a friend uses your money to hit big on the lotto? The guys take a trip to the ‘Situation Room’ to explore these conundrums. We then dive into some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions before climaxing the show with a long awaited Game of Thrones Battle Royale draft! Don’t miss this funny episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/29/201951 minutes, 13 seconds
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44: Naked In Macy’s & The Best Road Trip Snacks - Spitballers Funny Podcast

Today in the ‘Situation Room’, Mike finds himself naked in the middle of Macy’s. The fellas also plan a lucrative art museum heist and in the middle of it, we take a break to find out everything Jason knows about France in 60 seconds. Plus - Would you rather only understand half of what your spouse says, or half of what your children say? We put the lid on the show with a draft of the best snacks for a long road trip. Hop in and come along for a ride with The Spitballers Podcast! Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/22/201946 minutes, 48 seconds
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43: Silent But Deadly & The Best Movie Franchises - Spitballers Funny Podcast

Come hang out and chat with the guys today at 6:00pm ET during our YouTube Premiere party! We have a great show this week in which Mike throws several of his unsuspecting family members under the bus. Not out of the ordinary, we also bring you some excellent advice on farting in public and awkward bathroom attendants. Then, Andy, Mike, and Jason question if there are people that genuinely enjoy running or if they are all just compensating for overpriced running shoes. No episode is complete without a nail-biting draft so we conclude this episode by picking the greatest movie franchises. Make sure you subscribe and tell your friends about the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!   Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/15/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 6 seconds
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42: Skipping Across America and a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

We’re coming in hot this week with some huge news. Don’t miss your invite to our upcoming party! Then, come alongside us as we learn the answers to some pretty serious questions. What are the limitations to Jason’s accent impersonations? How can we easily tap into a true source of joy in this life? What the heck is a saucer? Would you rather or would you both? Finally, the guys cast a blockbuster action movie by drafting a hero, sidekick, love interest, and villain. Truly a “don’t miss” episode!   Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/8/201953 minutes, 24 seconds
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41: Andy’s Toilet Troubles and the Perfect SNL Cast

This week, Andy had to seek out some ‘Life Advice’ of his own after a series of unfortunate events took place in the bathroom. The boys also discuss what to do when you realize you didn’t pay for an item you got from the store, what kind of headphones to wear if you don’t want people to talk to you, and what the repercussions are if other people don’t hear your words until 10 seconds after you say them. We wrap this funny episode by drafting the perfect SNL cast.   Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/1/201953 minutes, 22 seconds
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40: Ex-Girlfriend Tattoos and the Best TV Jingles

We’ve got a jam-packed episode for you today! Would you rather have your future in the hands of a fake surgeon or a fake defense attorney? Now that you are in a new relationship, what do you do about that tattoo on your back with your ex-girlfriend’s name? If you ask a waiter for a food recommendation, is it rude to pick something else? Andy, Michael, Jason are continuing to answer some of life’s most important questions. We wrap this episode with a draft that will have you randomly singing all week long - Best TV Jingles. Enjoy another hilarious episode of the Spitballers Podcast!   Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/25/201955 minutes, 56 seconds
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39: Truman Show Delusion and Building A Superhero

Have you ever felt like you are being watched? Like life’s every moment is a performance? On today’s show, you will be comforted to find out you are not alone. We also go back into the ‘Situation Room’ to find out why Jason would leave his human family behind for his new animal pack and how the guys would work together to defeat an “evil force”. This episode comes to an end with an awesome superpower draft in an effort to assemble the coolest superhero. Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/18/201947 minutes, 10 seconds
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38: Pants Predicaments and Feeding Your Waiter

When do you move on from a great pair of pants that no longer fit? How do you recover from absentmindedly shouting “You too!” at a waiter who tells you to enjoy your food? Does aggressive eating lead to excessive mouth trauma? As always, the Spitballers cleared their busy schedules to answer some of life’s toughest questions for you. This episode is wrapped up with a draft of the ‘Coolest Vehicles from TV & Movies’. Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/11/201948 minutes, 26 seconds
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37: Disney Character Battle Royale - Funny Podcast

What do you do when you find yourself in the wrong bathroom? Would you rather be an android amongst humans or a human amongst androids? Jason barely made it into the studio to help the fellas weigh in on these very important questions for you today. The episode concludes with a Disney Character Battle Royale draft and the guys have their own battle to determine what defines a Disney character. Be sure to subscribe to enjoy every episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/4/201954 minutes, 57 seconds
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36: Zipper Problems and the Best Movie Quotes

Andy will be sleeping on the couch for the foreseeable future after this episode! The fellas also help you determine how you put on your pants, when you might need to switch up that routine, and what life is like when viewed in a mirror. We wrap this episode up with a sure-to-be-controversial 'Best Movie Quotes' draft. Yipee Ki-Yay, My Friend. Subscribe and enjoy another great episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/25/20191 hour, 32 seconds
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34: Group Text Disaster and Gift Card Revenge

An amazing guest stops by the studio today! You might know him from such things as Home Improvement and ... that's probably it. The guys shared some funny moments about sending a text message you wish you could have back and gave some great advice on how to destroy your enemies. In the end, they construct their perfect meal and Jason goes bananas over mashed potatoes. Be sure to subscribe and share this one with your friends!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/18/20191 hour, 2 minutes, 4 seconds
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33: Statue of Limitations and the Best Soda Pops - Comedy Podcast

Sometimes you don't want to know what is going on in the dark subconscious part of someone's mind... and yet here we are telling you all about ours. We have some weird minds over here. We give some great dating advice (naturally) and come up with firm rules about "spoiler alerts." Finally, we bring it all home with a soda pop draft. So get your bubbly ready, hit that subscribe button, and enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/11/201957 minutes, 49 seconds
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32: Andy's Childhood Tape and Me Pee Pee Da Bed

Sweet mercy there are some can't miss moments on this episode. Between asking and answering questions, stories of wetting the bed, and the most incredibly timed question ever imagined you will enjoy this episode. A lot of people have been waiting to hear what is on Andy's cassette tape from his childhood and you won't be disappointed. Be sure to subscribe, review, and share the Spitballers Comedy Podcast with your friends! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/4/201957 minutes, 11 seconds
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31: Yoda Pooping and Donut Decisions - Funny Podcast

Amazing life advice today on how to respond to someone trying to get into the bathroom stall you are occupying. We also explore the pitfalls of trying to protect yourself if you spoke like Yoda. Last week we had an incredibly popular draft of the most memorable TV show theme songs and there were so many that we are also doing a part two of that draft. It's another funny show that you shouldn't miss. Enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/28/201949 minutes, 9 seconds
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30: He's So Hot Right Now and TV Show Theme Songs

Thank you Spitwads for ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS! Today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast has several gut-busting moments. We learn some (awful) parenting tricks usually reserved for cats and we answer the age-old question of when to wet your toothbrush. It gets heated... in more ways than one today. We finish it up by drafting the most memorable TV show theme songs of all time. Enjoy the episode and share with your friends!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/21/201954 minutes, 58 seconds
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29: Smelling Problems and Getting out of Chores - Comedy Podcast

It's been a while since we've had a Situation Room experience on the podcast, but the wait is over! Serious, life changing situations like moving your nose to other parts of your body. Important stuff. We also figure out exactly what the worst chores are that you should want to get out of and what songs we probably shouldn't know all the lyrics to. Enjoy today's episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/14/201950 minutes, 37 seconds
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28: Food Fight To The Death!

The wheels fall off today as these three idiots truly make some big mental errors for your enjoyment. We even find out some more embarrassing information about some of the musical preferences of Andy, Mike, and Jason. Ultimately, the real show is the FOOD FIGHT TO THE DEATH. They draft food that would be used in a battle. Who's food can kill the other two? You'll love this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/7/201948 minutes, 21 seconds
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27: Game Show Immortality and Scary Monsters - Comedy Podcast

We're back to kick off the new year with some family friendly nonsense. On today's show, we have some "Would You Rather" and "Great Questions" that lead us into some interesting debates like, how long do you go without correcting someone who gets your name wrong? We finish it all off with another Mock Draft, assembling the scariest team of movie monsters. Enjoy!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/31/201844 minutes, 26 seconds
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26: Changing Clothes in Public and the Best Christmas Movies Ever!

A season-ending extravaganza episode! Everyone's favorite "Would you rather" questions are back today. Fear not, we're still here to give the most important life advice ever heard anywhere before including how it can be okay to try on clothes without using the dressing room. Big stuff. Of course, we had to mock draft the best Christmas movies of all time to finish the year out and laughs were had throughout. Also, watch out for pie thieves.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/10/201847 minutes, 48 seconds
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25: Selfless Socks and the Best Potato Chips - Comedy Podcast

Saving the earth can come in many forms. Clearly the Spitballers podcast's main mission to to rescue the world, but the ways in which the planet will be saved by these three buffoons might surprise you. At least you'll learn the most selfish ways to help others and find some laughs along the way. We also have a true battle over the best Potato Chips including debate on what really defines a potato chip. See? Serious stuff!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/3/201852 minutes
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24: Pizza Names and the Best Dads on TV - Comedy Podcast

This one hits a little too close to home for Jason who was, in fact, raised by television fathers. The guys are back again with a great mock draft where they select the best father figures on TV. Some are actually the worst fathers on TV, but certainly beloved characters. We also discover what the most helpful mythological creature would be. There are also some of the funniest "Would You Rather" questions yet! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/26/201855 minutes, 41 seconds
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23: Magical Spit and Getting Away With Murder - Comedy Podcast

Some things just blow your mind when you find out what people do. Do you lick your QTips? Do people really do that? Do the Spitballers do that? Gross! On today's episode we help you out with more than just gross questions, we tackle marital life advice and a bunch of would you rather questions. Also, there is a Thanksgiving Meal Side Dishes Mock Draft! One of the three guys hates Thanksgiving (WHAT!?). This is an episode you don't want to miss!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/19/201847 minutes, 48 seconds
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22: Celebrity Best Friends and Vomiting for Money

What would be the worst jobs imaginable for the Spitballers to take on? Today's episode exploits their weaknesses and assigns them new jobs. Never fear, they also get brand new best friends in a celebrity best friend draft. We also find out what that there is a monetary limit to how much they love their children's health. Don't miss this episode and make sure to share it with your friends!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/12/201846 minutes, 13 seconds
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21: Game Shows and Business Ideas - Comedy Podcast

Do you wash dishes before putting them in the dishwasher? Should you? Do you brush your teeth in the morning? In the evening? Both? These and other super duper important questions are dealt with by the three village idiots of the Spitballers Podcast. Today's show finishes with another amazing draft: Game Shows! Who gets Jeopardy? Who will draft a completely unknown game show you've never heard of? Listen to find out!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/5/201856 minutes, 57 seconds
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20: Crying Over Spilled Milk and Curing the Bubonic Plague - Comedy Podcast

What an unbelievable episode! The guys find out things about one another that almost tears them apart. If you've ever wanted to laugh over people fighting about nonsense then this is the episode for you. So many important questions answered like "can you fill an Amazon cart with a million dollars worth of product," "what's the best thing to do when you can float 2 feet off the ground," and "what kind of milk is the best kind of milk?" Finally, the draft is back as the guys pick the best vacation destinations in the world!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/29/201855 minutes, 38 seconds
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19: A Numbers Game and Shark Attacks - Comedy Podcast

Today's show is full of terrifying beasts including sharks, zombies, and dinosaurs. We also find out how good Jason is at guessing numbers and get an insight into just how smart (or not smart) he might be. Lot's of interesting situations, great questions, and bizarre would you rather questions.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/22/201847 minutes, 15 seconds
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18: Sit or Stand to Wipe? - Comedy Podcast

One of the most controversial topics ever discussed on any podcast anywhere. Incredibly deep and powerful conversation on today's podcast including things like body odor, Fortnite, and being slapped by your wife. Of course, no episodes feel complete without a Spitballers Draft and today the guys are drafting survival equipment. Who will live and who will die? You decide! Enjoy the latest Spitballers Podcast.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/15/201848 minutes, 55 seconds
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17: Cereal Mock Draft and Everything You Need To Know About Canada - Comedy Podcast

So... a shocking guest makes an appearance in one of our houses on today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast. We have some bizarre questions today and one of the guys chooses to live life with "the squirts." You also get to know everything there is to know about Canada in under 60 seconds. Finally, the guys get heated over what the best breakfast cereals are and one of them clearly pulls out the win. Make sure you subscribe and tell your friends about the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/8/201858 minutes, 57 seconds
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16: Papa Skidmarks and Marital Mishaps - Comedy Podcast

The Spitballers tell some of the funniest mistakes they have ever made with their wives throughout this episode. We learn so many things we didn't want to know about them. Learn something you definitely didn't want to know about one of their fathers as well as a way to very easily torture Mike. We also learn something we probably didn't ever want to know about one of their fathers. Finally, the guys have one of the closest contested drafts of all time: appetizers. You won't want to miss this funny episode!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/1/201851 minutes, 22 seconds
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15: Abraham Lincolnovich and Adult Diapers - Comedy Podcast

Oh, sweet mercy. The poop jokes might just be a little bit too literal on today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast. You're going to need your very own butt-ler to help you get through this episode. There's also a mock draft where Andy, Jason, and Mike fight over the best fast food chain restaurants. Of course, the Spitballers also wax philosophical and dish out some life advice, like what to do when your kid wants to play soccer like a loser. Be sure to subscribe and drop us a 5-star rating if you enjoy!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/24/201843 minutes, 6 seconds
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14: A Scary Situation and a Cartoon Kid Gets DESTROYED! - Comedy Podcast

The situation room is terrifying today! Jason literally screams out load as he cannot control his emotions in a genuine act of hilarity. Some weird stuff in today's show from seeing your clone to being stranded on an island together. But there are some funny GEMS on today's episode including the introduction of Gargantula and the smackdown of the most annoying cartoon in history. Don't miss this episode of the Spitballers! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/17/201843 minutes, 53 seconds
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13: Pizza Toppings and Shriveled Sacks - Funny Podcast!

You do not want to miss the Pizza Toppings Mock Draft! There is a special topping description that you are sure to enjoy. Some absolutely great questions on today's episode that deal with hypothetical money and our deepest wishes. There's also perhaps the best "Would You Rather" question of all time. The funny moments are throughout and you're sure to love this Spitballers Comedy Podcast.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/10/201845 minutes, 15 seconds
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12: Candy Bar Debates and the Dangers of Being a Clown - Comedy Podcast

Trust nothing! That's what we learn on today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast. Can you stare at the sun? Or is that just some old wives tale? You also get insight into the vanity of one of the Spitballers when it comes to naming rights. Also, if you are a Clown... you might not want to listen to this episode. It's not kind to Clowns. Of course the episode isn't finished until the Mock Draft: Candy Bars!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/3/201850 minutes, 20 seconds
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11: Hugging Strangers and Farting Around Family - Comedy Podcast

Family friendly potty humor? Is it even possible? Yes, it is! Gather the family around and enjoy hilarious conversation about social etiquette and where the limits lie. The Spitballers also take on ridiculous Would You Rather questions and of course finish up with another amazing mock draft. This week the guys are drafting their favorite 90s cartoons. Have a trip of nostalgia in this funny episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/27/201849 minutes, 22 seconds
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10: The Best and Worst Pranks and a Seriously Evil Mock Draft - Comedy Podcast

Today's episode is pretty funny as the guys start out tackling a number of great questions including the horrible question of "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" As usual, the Spitballers are forced to choose what they would rather have in ridiculously funny "Would You Rather" questions. Of course the show concludes with a seriously evil mock draft that might just give you nightmares.  Be sure to review this funny podcast and follow the show on twitter @SpitBallersPod. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/20/201846 minutes, 8 seconds
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9: Time Travel and a Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

Should you let kids win or teach them valuable life lessons with devastating losses. The answer might surprise you. Also, who would win in a fight between a human and an elephant? It's totally up to you on the latest episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! We even have a tip on how to get in shape and eat all the bad stuff you can handle.  Make sure you tell your friends and family about the Spitballers and drop us a rating if you enjoy it. Check out other episodes at SpitballersPod.com.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/13/201848 minutes, 19 seconds
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8: Terrible Impressions and the Worst Opinions Ever - Comedy Podcast

The most ridiculous "Would you rather" questions are tackled on today's Spitballers podcast. You won't want to miss Jason trying to impersonate Mike Tyson because it's a comedy goldmine of failure. We also have a mock draft again, this time the guys are drafting Action Movie stars. Of course it wouldn't be a proper Spitballers Podcast without a little bit of fart jokes mixed in. Enjoy! Be sure to check out the Spitballers Comedy Podcast website at SpitballersPod.com and follow the show on social media @SpitballersPod.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/6/201844 minutes, 34 seconds
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7: To Poop or Not To Poop and a Condiment Contest - Comedy Podcast

Would you rather go without the internet or without necessities like AC and heating? The guys also get heated over their passion for condiments. In a four round condiment draft, one team winds up clearly superior. But most importantly, the Spitballers come to the rescue of a man who has some poopy decisions to make.  Be sure to subscribe and drop a five star rating for the Spitballers Comedy Podcast if you enjoy it and follow the show @SpitballersPod.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/30/201847 minutes, 50 seconds
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6: Lying Your Way Into a Job and Magical Mischief - Comedy Podcast

On today's Spitballers comedy podcast Mike is horrified at what Jason makes his children do. Find out exactly what the song "Set Them Piggies Free" really means. The guys also discuss the jobs they can lie their way through and get away with it. Finally, due to the popularity of mock drafts, their at it again as the guys are drafting their favorite Disneyland rides!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/23/201855 minutes, 11 seconds
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5: Disgusting Treats and the Best Jobs Ever - Comedy Podcast

Fun times are had describing some of the most awful food combinations that the Spitballers love to eat. Truly gross stuff. On the bright side, the Spitballers bring you some real world advice with how to deal with greeting new people in fantastic new ways. Finally, if you want to know what the Spitballers think is the best job ever (other than theirs, obviously) this is the comedy podcast to listen to! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/16/201846 minutes, 4 seconds
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4: Mysterious Money and Superhero Showdowns - Comedy Podcast

The guys tell you what to do if you find a million dollars in the forrest under the creepiest possible circumstances. There's also another mock draft this week! They'll be building their own avengers style team of heroes. Finally, you might just learn something about the difference in men vs women when it comes to Spanx.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/9/201851 minutes, 27 seconds
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3: Roundhouse Farts and Scary Movies - Comedy Podcast

Comedy for the entire family this week as Andy, Mike, and Jason discuss what movies terrified them as children. They also help a woman figure out how to deal with her handsome pokemon loving boyfriend. Finally, they also introduce a brand new segment, "That's a great question." In the end, the only thing everyone will remember is the roundhouse fart heard round the world.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/2/201847 minutes, 30 seconds
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2: A Genie Grants You 3 Wishes... and Chocolate Tarantulas - Comedy Podcast

Comedy for your Mondays! What would you ask for if you had 3 wishes? Andy, Mike, and Jason explore how to make the world a better place via a genie. They also discuss if it is better to have no fingers or no elbows. Finally, the guys have a mock draft of delicious breakfast foods. You decide who has the best overall breakfast at the end of the show. Also, make sure to leave us a review so you can be on the next Review-A-Saurus Rex.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/25/201850 minutes, 25 seconds
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1: Funny Moments With Your Parents and Human Avocados - Comedy Podcast

Welcome to the first comedy podcast from the Spitballers! Today, the guys tackle ridiculously important life advice questions like what to do on an island full of cannibals and whether you should be a beautiful idiot or an ugly smart person. The Spitballers finally reminisce about the absolute worst of family-friendly times... accidentally watching one of THOSE scenes with the whole family in the room.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/18/201844 minutes, 10 seconds