Answering life's impossible quandaries, like how old is a piece of MILF. Daniel's child has his second birthday party so Muggins and Cream remember the joys and tragedies of their childhood parties. Fast forward to this week when Kai was embarrassed to get recognised at a student night out where he was old enough to be their dad. Find out what gets you points on your people license.  #19         Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy!     www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk  Discount Code: thistlysloss10        Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code.     www.altitudefestival.com  Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

After Kai is forced to accept his eyes for who they are and Daniel offloads the many things that have been bugging him, the boys talk about the double swarm of actual bugs that will be in frenzy during their trip to America. In other news, Pokemon has been ripped off and made better. #18   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10   Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

Mark Nelson of 'Absolute Cuts' joins the podcast especially to be triggered by Daniel's movie opinions. They talk about improvised moments in cinema, on set deaths and whatever happened to John Connor. Then they tap into Marks second favourite pastime, nostalgia, to remember drinking on the streets and the practical jokes they played on their friends that maybe took it a wee bit too far. #17 See Mark on tour now: Linker.ee/marknelsoncomic   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10   Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

After spending two weeks in almost darkness during a Scandinavian winter, Muggins and Cream cheer themselves up by reading through some of your many celebrity encounters. (Thanks for writing in) The boys discuss role models, or lack thereof. #16   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10   Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

Not a name goes undropped as Muggins and Cream go through their myriad encounters with celebrities from A-Z. From drinking their home brew liquor to drunk texting them, without an ounce of imposter syndrome to be seen. #15   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10   Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

Welcome to the food tour podcast. After the well trodden track debating metric and imperial, Muggins and Cream discuss how they'd eat eachother if push came to shove. Kai tests Daniel to see how famous he thinks he is compared to other public figures. #14   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10   Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

The morning after the derby before Muggins returns with tales of an epic 24 hours eating chocolate mushies and laughing at mackems. They go digging into the logistics of how the infamous sunderalnd fan molested a seagull.  #13       Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy!   thistlycrosscider.co.uk   Discount Code: thistlysloss10

Balls deep in the gooch of the year where your calendars enter anti-gravity, Muggins and Cream bring you your last podcast of 2023 to close out the year with some Christmas catch up chat. Kai quadruples down on a friend's casual racism to highlight the problem but makes it way worse. Daniel sets an early family tradition that Santa is an alcoholic. #12 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10

Kai tries to bounce back from the day from hell on tour, sending his worldly belongings on an adventure, while Daniel has taken to shop lifting. They entertain the idea of getting railed off their wives. #11 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10

Setting up camp in Prague Muggins and Cream perfectly time an edible to come up mid episode, Daniel has a brush with Idris Elba while Kai becomes family friends with Ally McCoist. Today's ranting is brought to you by Swiss adapters. #10

Muggins and Cream are briefly back in the studio between trips to Europe, Kai needs to pretend he’s being pranked to remain civilised in a lease car exchange, Daniel tries not to be surprised when he sees women doing traditionally male jobs. The boys break a taboo and chat very openly about money. #9

Daniel suffers rejection on his honeymoon, but only from his friends. It's ok though he made some new ones and they roped him into dancing. Imminently upon landing home Cream rejoins Muggins in Vienna to tell all of his filthy trip to the Maldives. In his absence Kai has been further establishing his own caricature. #8

The Royal Rumble of podcast crossovers presenting Amy and Dean of 'The Mild High Club' and Dan Nightingale of 'Have a Word' as they join Humphries in place of the sunburnt Scotsman. Amy overshares an autopsy after Dean's outlaw sperm causes a skirmish and Dan's senile moments spark a DMC about addiction. #7

Why not get your relationship advice from two happily married men. Muggins and Cream talk about break ups, cheating, people who get out of a long term relationship but move straight on to the next one, and of course, people who break up with their partner slag them off to all their pals, then get back together. They also get into how man console each other. #6

The cross over you all wanted but were too scared to suggest incase it went disastrously wrong. Jamie Hutchinson of 'Hot Water Green Room' and 'Climbing into bed with his gran' notoriety steps in for Sloss and tells Kai all about his addiction to being a loser both in gambling and in general. From competing with his mother to have the most pubes to being drowned by his grandad, some stunning lows are hit on the way to the bottom. #5.

Daniel is still on a high from nerding up at Wembley Arena after joining the Critical Roll cast on stage in a virgins wet dream come true. Kai cosplays as middle class but reveals his true identity with the Geordie phrase of encouragement "hawey-man-yi-knaa-yi-wannee" #4 If you haven't already, consider signing up to our Patreon for two day early access on these episodes and an additional bonus episode each week where we think it's acceptable to cross the line completely because a £3 paywall will ward off snakes.

The boys land in Los Angeles and Muggins instantly spins out his body clock. Cream admits Discord is the technology that has left him behind and made him feel like a boomer. They realise the California driving requirements are far more dangerous than their gun laws. #3   Subscribe via Patreon to receive early access, an additional episode every week, entry to the new discord server and a host of other perks, not to mention the encouragement and validation it gives us with every new member.

We'd like to introduce the viewers / listeners who have recently joined us to Elliot Steel who is the first guest in our new studio but a familiar face to the rest of you. Of course the subject matter circles the drain and doesn't get much past foot fetishes and rimming, but if you're here for anything higher brow than that you've chosen the wrong podcast. Enjoy rolling around with us in the gutter. Subscribe via Patreon to receive early access, an additional episode every week, entry to the new discord server and a host of other perks, not to mention the encouragement and validation it gives us with every new member.

Staying on topic by way of pun Daniel and Kai keep returning to Sycamore Gap to grieve a dead tree. In a desperate attempt to provide some visual spender within their fresh new studio Kai takes a retinal injury from smelling salts. The boys bleed money by paying for their sins, introducing the ‘Come on Now” jar to fine them for (but not stop them from) crossing the line. #1   Subscribe via Patreon to receive early access, an additional episode every week, entry to the new discord server and a host of other perks, not to mention the encouragement and validation it gives us with every new member.

This is the last unprofessional episode, we're shooting the next one in our pimped out studio with three camera angles, shit hot cameras, with scopes (people call them lenses but I know what they are) so you'll be able to see right up our noses. All the gear and no fucking idea has never rung so true. If you only ever listen to this, it will barely change a bit, apart from the new mic arms that don't fire through the mic every time we readjust. Oh this episode... if I remember right it's very funny, if you're fooled into laughing when we laugh this is a good podcast for you. Daniel has just returned from a gay wedding so of course he feels he's renewed his hall pass to be problematic, this descends into the stomping through a minefield you've come used to after several years in our company. Enjoy. Thank you for propelling us through this journey as we transition into becoming a professional outfit, some proud dads out there watching us graduate.

If you're here to hear Daniel talk about Dispatches / RB then you're in the wrong place. He doesn't talk about it in this episode, and probably won't in the near future. BUT. If you're here for your usual dose of Muggins and Cream being silly boys, crossing the line like they don't see it's there, talking away days in Milan and gay weddings. They also enjoy Australia's open laws on naming babies.

Mark joins Kai on the pod while Daniel is spending his time off doing what he loves most, riding buses and queueing at airports. The boys cast aspersions about the free mason's entry policy and try to rank minority groups as least welcome into the free masonry club. They also go after biker gangs as to not be pussies.   Note: This was recorded before recent events. there is no mention of Dispatches

Muggins has been enjoying some time off casually working on the new studio while Cream spends his time off doing what he loves the most, riding buses and being stuck in airport queues. They fail to cover themselves in glory reminiscing about their glory days. Note: This episode was recorded before recent events, we'll be discussing the weekend's activity this morning for release soon on Patreon.

Daniel wraps up his month as a fringe tourist witnessing a medical emergency and being a pulled on stage as a random audience member, before coming across as a diva on behalf of an Avenger. Kai agonises over a decision to go against his ethics while stoned at the bar.

Concluding a multicultural revolving door of fine guests from the fringe, Muggins and Cream host one of Portugals finest, André De Freitas, right before their very own visit to his country. They talk about meeting the in laws, devils threesomes and mining trauma for art.

Urooj Ashfaq joins Muggins and Cream moments before being nominated for Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and going on to win the award. Congratulations to this legend. They talk about India's love for cows, cultural differences when it comes to manners and Daniel's surprisingly good grasp of Hindi.

Back by extremely popular demand Reuben Kaye returns to the podcast, discussing Britney Spears, socialism, smear tests and fish pedicures. Not in that order.

Daniel Sloss interviews his wife Kara using the questions provided by our listeners. Welcome to the podcast's first couples therapy session.

While Muggins continues his 2023 wedding tour Cream is joined by podcast favourite Elliot Steel who is off the blocks at the Edinburgh fringe festival with his new show 'Love and Hate Speech'

Due to our lost luggage setting us back we are releasing this archive Patreon episode as your weekly public ep. If you are looking for inspiration on who to see at the fringe please go see Rueben, he is an absolute delight.  Recorded May 2023 Rueben Kaye joins Muggins in Perth, Australia to dissect the recent events that saw his Sydney show cancelled by the woke right after an innuendo on television was escalated beyond comprehension. After a false finish they come back after the final whistle to cover the coronation, sometimes you're just too busy blaspheming you nearly forget to bring down the monarchy.

Muggins and Cream have successfully outran their luggage as. far as Calgary where it catches up with them covered in gin (spoiler alert, they've since lost it again). Kai tells Daniel about the Bone app (it's actually called 'Biscuit' but there'd be a lot of brackets in these blurbs if we highlighted every inaccuracy)

Muggins and Cream are packing up for Canada with a whisky and a spliff. Kai goes glasses shopping alone and ages himself 15 years. Daniel empathises with Kara for changing her signature. They contemplate Superman's opinion of us all.

Muggins has just turned 40 and Cream is back from a family holiday in 'technically Spain' Tenerife. A lovely little catch up episode with some football chat where they introduce a new rule to improve the game, with plenty of more relatable chat about ageing and water parks.

Muggins and Cream return from a turbulent expedition to Benidorm with an army of Geordies. Not so fresh from the Pincer Stag do the boys unpack how Kai's foolproof plans backfired so catastrophically. This episode was originally scheduled as a Patreon Bonus episode but the episode we recorded afterwards for public consumption wouldn't make a great deal sense without the context of this one as it kinda plays out as a Part 2. That episode is now available on Patreon. "Chia Bae" feat. Ryan Cullen.

Cream is joined by feeble bald man Ryan Cullen for this episode where they discuss the creator of Nike, organ donations, and of course, car bombings.

Craig Hill fills a Muggins shaped hole with Cream in an innuendo packed podcast. The boys discuss gay terminology, their early careers and Fathers day. Craig gives Daniel the rare gift of masculinity.

Drunk, stoned and high on life in Bulgaria, Muggins and Cream wrap up a sensational leg of the tour with a giddy and inappropriate extended episode. The boys have been thoroughly entertained by master baiter Dave Longley in their comments section. They are shocked to discover a bed time on their rider.

Two married men, Muggins and Cream retire to their man cave to have some bloke chat. That's essentially what this podcast is now. Anything Daniel does now is Kara's fault because that's who she married. Kai finds his friend's jotter from school and shares what they were writing about each other when they were 12 years old. Phillip Schofield get's abused, as do bald men. Enjoy

A married Cream re-emerges from a week of hiding after the wedding but Muggins remains elusive. Instead he is joined by Glenn Wool from "Eejits of the world" in a podcast crossover to discuss a marriage, vasectomies, comedy and of course... worms.

The last public episode before the Sloss wedding, Muggins and Cream talk preparations and unearth the most cringe moments of when they were unspoken for. Kai tries to rationalise his newly discovered discrimination.

After starting their bromance in Mumbai a couple months previously when Daniel Fernandez made a brief appearance on the podcast in India (5.24 Mumblyth) he joins Muggins again, this time for a full episode in Perth, Australia. They talk about the Indian comedy scene, Facebook algorithms and porn sites serving up incest

The morning after the live podcast before Bart rejoins the party with a regular reminder that he needs insulin to stay alive. Instead of a doctor Muggins and Cream consult him to the original gangster Nick Cody to spike his blood sugar. If you haven't heard the live podcast subscribe to Patreon you dogs, what is £3 a bit steep? Grow up.

Muggins and Cream go from book club chat to talking about their not so sexual escapades at the age of 14 and showed some gratitude for the girls that even so much as looked at them.

Arena comics Muggins and Cream forget their roots and pick holes in their accolade moments after reaching those heights. Daniel goes wine tasting in a man's garage and Kai gets lost in the streets of Melbourne at a crucial moment in the festival.

Enjoying a couple of days off to lounge around after their bucket list Sydney Opera House gig, Muggins and Cream talk about how men avoid the mundane details of their friends' lives. Daniel has lost his family and his vape and takes the whole thing out on, you guessed it, Spain. They formulate a perfect method to be racist to any nation.

Muggins has a scrape with the Australian fauna wounding his pride as much as it wounded him physically. Cream recounts his speed awareness course and the demographic of his classmates.

Muggins and Cream are out the other end of some back to back long haulage to tell you about their time in Singapore and recent arrival in New Zealand after discussing old opinions and routines coming back to haunt you.

After the final gig of their triumphant India tour, the boys set up pod in their trailer at The Laughing Dead Festival to have a revolving door of hilarious local talent join them on the airwaves for an insight into the Indian comedy scene and some serious laughs. We were gutted this one ended abruptly to catch our flight and we'll certainly see more of these legends when we return.  Featuring. Daniel Fernandes, Varun Grover & Aditi Mittal

Kai is in bed ill today so it's me, Matthew, posting again. In this episode Daniel is joined by Gareth and they both discuss their time in Vegas, fatherhood and DMT.

The boys make it back in pieces after a biblical sesh in the city of sin. With not enough time to cover the entire trip the boys briefly settle the aftermath and go back to day one to document the first half of the trip with an unintentional TBC to take you into Thursday's episode.            

This one was recorded before Vegas with the best intentions of posting on the Wednesday we were out there but let's just say things went south and no-one was gonna be sat at a laptop doing admin. The first of the post vegas episodes recounting the trip has been recorded and is live on Patreon, you can get it on here from Wednesday. You'll be happy to know we're still alive and piecing our lives back together. 

Muggins and Cream have no option but to try to make their inane lives a source of comedy in the still period of having our shit together before it all goes terribly wrong in Vegas. Today's rich veins of comedy include ASOS shopping and travel insurance.

After fasting 36 hours to a eat cake Daniel falls mortally ill after his sons first birthday party, bit of paraphrasing but that's what I'm picking up. Cullen joins as field medic to aid recovery and tells some stories that, as always, sound made up from the names and places.

With their better halves predisposed Elliot and Kai merge their podcasts to create one crossover episode for both platforms, enjoy your power episode of B-List Philosophers.

Cream is joined by Gareth this episode as Muggins was enjoying an extra night in France. The two talk about fatherhood, but include a lot of jokes and bits to keep it all interesting. I asked Mathew to write the blurb as I hadn't listened to it and that's what he come up with, buzzing to get stuck into this thrill ride 

Muggins and Cream are joined by resident vet, OG listener and loving dad to them both, Sid Sudunagunta. They mainly discuss their relationship with food and slurs used by Neanderthals.

A high Amsterdam podcast, but not the type of Amsterdam podcast you come to expect that really trims the herd, that one we recorded later that day and will be with you on Thursday. This is the nice, happy, silly high before the wheels came off the bus. Cream points out that Muggins' childhood stories all appear like Family Guy flashbacks.

Sober Cream and sore Muggins check in with their lifestyles a week into the new year. Kai stumbles across a Geordie phrase he doesn't know whether is unique to his friends or broadly used in the North East. Daniel tries to justify big game hunting.

A silly, silly episode recorded drunk on New Years Day to launch you into 2023 with a lol. Classic Muggins and Cream at their drunken worst.

Cream battles through man-flu by cooking up hypothetical revenge on anyone who ever so slightly wronged him. Muggins should never have left the factories as he finds his calling in wrapping gifts. The pair discuss the concept of true altruism.

Muggins emerges from behind the paywall for the first time in a number of weeks, a very festive episode where Kai finally let's Christmas in, although he postpones it slightly for a discount much to Daniel's disapproval.

Muggins here, I've not listened to this one yet, all I do know is Producer Jack text me half way through saying "I hope this is a Patreon" ...it isn't. I fear this may be the end of us. Enjoy. Also available to watch on YouTube

Not so fresh from a friend and loving patron's wedding Cream and B-B-Baldy resent Kai for doing mans work while they whinge. We discover we've all been sexually harassing Cullen and have no desire to stop.

Muggins is on his way to see his football hero, Alan Shearer. Cream is trusting his instincts on Bill Gates The boys try to pass off their bad hygiene and disregard for use by dates as strengthening their immune systems.   For early access to your weekly episodes, receiving them Monday instead of Wednesday, and to get an additional bonus episode every Thursday subscribe via www.patreon.com/slossandhumphries

Recorded stoned in Glenn Quagmire's bedroom, Muggins and Cream find themselves so funny they automatically assume you're going to enjoy it just us much, with a lot of chat about the art of making your friends laugh. A podcast with a spliff break, you might want to roll up for this one. (All podcasts available to watch on YouTube)

Cream points his rants in several directions, left hand people, the clocks going back, people born on leap years. NO ONE IS SAFE. Muggins has been collecting soft play items from Facebook market place, for dogs.

Muggins and his wife are going into business together and all is revealed in today's episode before the rest of the world finds out. Cream upsets mums on Instagram.

Muggins and Cream discuss the value vs effort on certain chores, the fate of anyone who wants to be in power and baby paraphernalia aimed at rich people. Cream opts to die on a hill alone about the value of sound quality when watching movies.

After waking up in Belfast, Creams road takes him to Liverpool while Muggins flies solo in Aberdeen, they regroup after their shows for this podcast. If you think you're going to learn anything from this, you've got another think coming. 

Ryan Cullen's big bald head joins Cream on the podcast to discuss his optional illiteracy. Daniel remembers how he used to use Kai as a weapon. He completely misses his own pun in the intro "Reel Brutal"              

It's the start of a brand new tour, time to start numbering the podcasts again. Cream is back from New York and joins Muggins in Glasgow where they will commence the first show of the "Can't" tour. They both come with fresh new do's that weren't without incident.

With the world grinding to a halt, gigs and football matches being cancelled, Mark Nelson joins Muggins on the podcast to discuss the reaction and overreaction of the royal departure. Then they complain about the stupidity of smart cars.

Muggins returns from one final music festival of the year with a multitude of mysterious injuries that he had to piece together both physically and in his own memory. Natalie begins questioning everything. Cream remembers a scene in Limitless that just wasn't OK

Adam Rowe steps in for Muggins to talk shop and have a bitch with Cream. Adam has been quad biking drunk in the desert and this obviously leads to in depth conversations about poo. What else would you expect from this much requested podcast crossover   ***This episode was recorded during the fringe but the audio was lost to gremlins, however we salvaged the episode by enhancing the audio captured by the camera, better late and slightly tinny than never though right?***

Canadian boy John Hastings joins Muggins and Cream and recalls his visit to Blyth where his eyes were opened to some mysterious goings on involving a pair of local twins. Muggins remembers the time he watched a man use an incendiary grenade in close combat.

What was supposed to be a short episode got interrupted by a tree surgeon that happened to be the creator of Troy Hawke and the Greeters Guild, Milo McCabe. Milo joins Muggins and Cream to discuss his recent surge of notoriety and a medical emergency.

At the approximate half way stage in the fringe Daniel is still in family man mode while Kai has had multiple late nights, between nursing a sick dog and being a reprobate. Middle class problems are redefined after Cream discovers his drink of choice is Tory Fanta.

Muggins and Cream are joined by Estonia's finest Ari Matti to discuss huffing paint and other such recreational activities. Ari enjoys the spoils of war by being able to freely talk smack about the Russians.

Muggins, Cream and resident bald man, Ryan Cullen who brings us some more confessions from his catholic upbringing. They explore the phonetics of course language, the algorithms of social media and Intel catnip, Andrew Tate

Gareth "G-Tip" Waugh joins the podcast to listen to Cream cast aspersions that may or may not be true about innocent animals that aren't here to defend themselves. Several frogs were harmed in the making of this podcast.              

Muggins and Cream are joined by the wonderful Craig Hill the morning after they all had a BBQ and drank wine in the woods. Coming out stories, gigs abroad together and sliced bread are all topics of conversation before Craig reveals his front bottom to us all.

Cream talks us through his most recent in house bar crawl and Caelan's first beach experience, while Muggins comes clean about his recent spree of cold blooded road rage. You will also find out about the game Poo Psychic.

Muggins returns from holiday and discovers Cream a wee bit down in the dumps so they chat it out like modern men. They discuss their feelings, share their toxic traits and look at the dangers of jealousy and comparing yourself to other people. 

Cream wins an award and gets over zealous at a charity auction while Muggins readies up for a lads holiday and celebrates his dog's birthday under the guise of an anniversary weekend. They also recorded your Patreon bonus episode with Jean which will be with you all on Thursday.

After a days sleep Cream is joined by (the nearest comedian) Ryan Cullen, to recount the Scottish leg of his stag. The one that was supposed to be a civilised string of activities but inevitably found it's way off the rails. 

Joined by old friend and fellow comedian Chris Martin, Muggins and Cream are at their most childish and disgusting with some gross new lows. It's over an hour of bodily fluids and approximately 3 minutes of whimsy about how we'd conduct ourselves if we got knighted, let's lead with that.

Muggins and Cream watch the Jubilee from Europe and see how ridiculous it all looks from the other side, they also attempt to cover the UK's leadership vote of confidence... but not before banging on about how much gear they tanned at the fringe back in the day. Game changing stuff. 

Muggins and Cream nurse a football induced hangover as they tackle some of societies major issues, like corruption in sport, the ineptitude of Austrian breakfast cafe's and Bubble Tea, if indeed it exists.

Muggins and Cream are joined by OG guest Elliot Steel returning for a much anticipated Thick Cast where we present him with a number of questions from several different categories to discern whether he is indeed as thick as he appears. I think it's safe to say we got the sound bites we need to prove he is.

After a brief spell on the road to Iceland and Sweden, Muggins and Cream recount their adventures, from fine dining to horny taxi drivers. Kai introduces a new section where we learn science together and Cream is dead against the idea of the section having it's own jingle. (It's getting a jingle)

It's Sloss and Baldy, let's listen to them together then I'll come back to write an appropriate blurb

Your favourite supply teacher Mark Nelson joins Muggins on the podcast and they get talking about some of the fights they got involved in on nights out, Kai comes to terms with the fact he's probably still on the run because of some of his actions. They also talk about a pair of little snakes.

(Video version on YouTube)   Muggins and Cream return from a fun packed visit to Budapest where they take in some Hungarian folklore about how the locals creatively dealt with some early christians. 

(Video version on YouTube)   Muggins and Cream have spent Easter weekend celebrating their friends' engagement down in Manchester, somehow this gets them talking extensively about the origin of Bovril and Kai is part of a funny miscommunication on the way back home.

Muggins has been to a family wedding and Cream has been to Paris, so naturally they. come together full of love and spend an hour looking into each others eyes and giggling for your amusement. 

Back in the room together Muggins and Cream talk about the joint inability to dance or get the same out of music that they see in others. Muggins is feeling the crash from being spat out the other end of a festival while Cream locks into the repetition of a routine for the first time since his own childhood.

Live (well, recorded moments ago) from Altitude Festival, Mark Nelson and Elliot Steel join Muggins to talk about their recent antics, Set List and Will Smith, what a lot of fun.

The lads talk a lot about food, Joe Wicks and Hot Ones. Cream has been toxic on the Pelaton while Muggins has been party hopping. 

The Muggins and Cream reunion episode, with so much to catch up on they barely touch any of it and just be silly boys for an hour

After taking a crushing blow to his perceived age by a younger comedian, Muggins revisits his favourite childhood cartoons. Mark Nelson witnesses a couple break up during his gig on the weekend sparking the conversation of best walk outs and complaints at gigs. The pair poorly navigate a minefield of a conversation about shagging your school teachers.

Herald in war and destruction with this fast paced light spirited podcast minimising life's woes with some good old fashioned gallows humour. Muggins and Nelson are accompanied by Glenn Wool, the perfect sidekick to have on your team for the beginning of the end. For this weeks Patreon bonus episode with Daniel Sloss visit www.patreon.com/slossandhumphries

Sharing last Thursday's Patreon Episode featuring a special guest appearance from The Honourable Thomas Houghton joining Muggins and Nelson for a good old hour of laughs, yakking on about music festivals, the NFL Half time show, Nelson's sporting prowess when he's in the sack and how he'd act on reality television For an exclusive 30 Minute solo podcast from Daniel Sloss updating everyone on his first two weeks of fatherhood visit www.patreon.com/slossandhumphries

With the fringe festival in the distant horizon Kai and Mark enter the admin stage and discuss preparation involved in doing a new show. They also talk about strippers, non drinkers on nights out, puppy classes and Les Dennis, amongst other platforms for hilarity.

Mark Nelson is alongside Muggins in this action packed episode with some trips into the dark corners of their memories that unearth some cringeworthy hilarity. A vintage episode, if you laugh as much as they did recording it you're in for a treat. If I do say so myself, it's Muggins writing this. Oh... and did you know girl dogs hump legs? Educational too

Our Patreon subscribers asked the questions everyone wants answered and we got through as many as we could in this expose which also doubled as a temporary send off for poppa Cream. With a cheeky prize draw at the end if you're feeling lucky.

Muggins spends a week just him and the dog while Cream is instructed on his new job as gooch masseuse. They give recommendations and brutal criticisms on some games, books and telly before deciding what art they'd like to be good at if they couldn't do comedy.

Muggins and Cream pull off a hefty round trip Americans would even be proud of, getting them home to bed shortly before the builders woke them up, so in a sleepy daze the boys dive into your Monday podcast and have quite a good old laugh

Muggins and Cream get together to discuss their slow start to 2022, Cream prepares for his life to change as food dates go further back than his child's due date and Muggins gets rejected from the cinema because his wife is tight. Then a heartfelt eulogy results in finding out which porn star names are available.

Kicking off 2022's Podcasts with a wholesome catch up of their civilised New Year parties that quickly declines into childish chat about inappropriate arousal setting the tone for a wonderful year ahead. 

While Muggins speculates starting a new life with Cream's gran, Cream plans a new death camp for journalists who panned Spider-Man. A bit of festive cheer fills the air as the boys get to spend some quality time with their families after a gruelling tour. 

Muggins and Cream talk about taking ownership of your own jealousy rather than making it other peoples problem, dream cheating, pillow humping and an array of other things from getting in trouble at school to their new favourite game, Gloomhaven. Merch >> https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

The boys reminisce about their dwindling party days after Muggins returns to the tour hungover from a friend's wedding. Cream has some pretty firm opinions on eugenics which sees the theoretical sterilisation of himself and his own pregnant fiancé.

At the end of their tether from a rough day of touring the boys try to quickly vent then stay off topic long enough to chat about the early days of internet and MSN Messenger but inevitably they keep getting suckered back in. 

Wrapping up the USA tour Cream is noticeably more smashed than Muggins, days before he gives up booze and weed in preparation for his imminent arrival. A betrayal of trust from a journalist sees him launch into a drunken tirade on the uk TV industry 

After traveling through California, Oregon and Washington State, the boys arrive in Colorado for a day off and a slightly later than usual Monday podcast which covers LA agents and fetishes.

On the Eve of Piggy arriving the boys discuss what they miss about their gals, Cream talks about what he's learned about newborn babies and Muggins prepares for his dog going through puberty. Christopher Nolan gets a bunch of shit.

The morning after Muggins and Cream had a middle aged man Dads Vegas with their pal Chris that went so wild they ended up getting into some real freaky shit... golf. Muggins accuses Cream of sexually harassing him in his sleep. 

Two high boys recap their week of cancelled flights, lost luggage and bowling shenanigans. Followed by our new monthly feature "The Passive Aggressive Prize Draw"                 

After an incredible week of gigs Cream finds himself on a chaise longe in St. Louis revealing to Muggins that it’s actually rare to lie down like this in therapy, and more of a cliche. The boys recap their week of shows and tourism, Cream doesn’t see the fuss about Rocky and rails on the theme tune until he hears it done in his native bagpipes.   

The Monday podcast we recorded on Thursday before the Thursday podcast. Because we'll be predisposed on Sunday/Monday what with COMING TO AMERICA and all, how professional though to get one in the can, how unprofessional to do it baked. Enjoy our last pod on the road in Europe for a while with this high-cast recorded with Ari Matt Must Mustonen in Estonia. Next stop Boston baby.   Merch Store: https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

Muggins and Cream escape Spain to seek refuge in Belgium, they chat for a while about comedy and discuss catchphrases leading them to discover the power of the word 'the'. With some reminiscing about bullying and interesting facts that may or may not be true it's a pretty solid podcast to start your week with a laugh

Muggins and Cream reminisce about a time when there was fuel enough for everyone and everyone (except Matty) was having a great time. A time when they got more excited about hoovering with their noses instead of actual hoovers. 

Oompa Loompa origin stories are just one of several fanciful bits decorating this episode. Muggins mistimes an acid trip but makes the most of it. Cream takes advantage of the podcast now having a camera angle for an occasional sideways glance at the audience. Merch Store: https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

With lots to unpack the boys spend their reunion in Athens mostly covering Muggins' new dog and his newer haircut. Over running into 90 minute territory and leaving plenty of click bait cliff hangers for the PB sequel. 

Muggins and Cream introduce the podcast sober to make up for last week but then pause for a spliff break and come back to do a whole other (better) podcast. The boys recount a potential mugging that transpired to be paranoia.    Merch store: https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk   Full HD Video to follow on Patreon

Rattling around an unnecessarily extravagant villa in Lisbon after a weekend on the sesh Muggins and Cream question each-others waning masculinity before research the ratio of women to men on a variety of crimes.  Merch store: https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

After paying tribute to a comedy legend, the podcast rapidly descends into a confession about Muggins' disastrous day in court and the incidents that lead to that moment. Cream reminds himself how very different their lives were before they met.  Merch:  https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk              

Adam Rowe joins Muggins and Cream for a 'Have A Word on the Road' cross-over podcast, recorded at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival leading to lots of talk about the comedy industry, some scathing reviews on reviewers, a couple of their comedy pals going under the bus, some reprehensible jokes being weakly defended and then to lighten the mood Adam and Kai compare bong eyes. 

Cream enjoys his favourite ever podcast after Muggins reveals some news that contradicts a stance he has taken for many years. Basking in the hypocrisy of it all Cream turns the episode into a one hour roast  Merch:  https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk              

Muggins is three episodes into a series he's enjoying and Cream tries (without spoilers) to lower his expectation for a horrific twist which ruins the whole show. Cream lets off some steam about dishwasher etiquette.

It has been brought to Muggins' attention that Cream makes tea by putting the milk in with the bag BEFORE the boiling water. After blaming his mother and science for this travesty the boys get Dr Lesley Sloss on the phone to explain herself. 

In a yarn that takes an entire podcast to spin Muggins uses his mother in law as an excuse for not having any dad jokes because she created a nexus event with a trampoline that resulted in MATTY having a catastrophic melt down. 

Muggins and Cream struggle with aspects of being on the road they were previously adept at before delving into some questions left over from the recent Patreon bonus episode and a couple of their own, one of which is promised to bring controversy to your social circle.

Muggins upsets Cream's core values with a ridiculously naive faux pas in the build up to a certain football match. Dropping this podcast off super early access as Monday will be spent with one of us celebrating and the other wallowing regardless of what happens.

Cream and Uncle Snunky become survival experts after binging on a reality TV show called 'Alone' and pack everything they've learned into this podcast / survival guide on the off chance you ever want to remain alive in the wilderness. 

Muggins celebrates his birthday by discussing his love language with Cream and going over some near death experiences on his way to 38

Back on the road together in Birmingham, fresh out of isolation, Muggins and Cream discuss the cartoon characters of their youth interfering with world events, witches and wet lipped politicians. 

Brave, brave boys Muggins and Cream get through another week of this deadly virus to bring you some follow up thoughts on last weeks arguments and an update on their isolation.    Toothbrush debate update - Team Muggins: 8             Team Cream: 9  

Cream's beloved Scotland have their fellas football team in a major tournament for the first time in 23 years within an hour of this recording. Muggins joins him with the hangover from England's win yesterday.  There's a very funny story about a builder who doesn't know what day it is. 

Cream recommends some excellent comedians, Muggins recounts his childhood career goals being scuppered and the pair discuss the favourite parts of America they'd like to take their ladies. Amongst discussions about toxic men doing welfare checks and when we're willing to put our morals down.

A sunny bank holiday on actual tour with a day off in London, Muggins and Cream woke up in bunk beds to record this episode packed with retirement plans to grow weed and appraisals of old movies that didn't' stand the test of time

(But really 4.20) As a nod to the original Sloss and Humphries Podcasts old Muggins and Cream stop for spliff breaks and by complete coincidence get really silly. This will go down as one of our favourite podcasts whether people enjoy it or not. Please indulge us...

Elliot joins the pod on the day of his first gig in 6 months. On the off chance comedy is no longer for him, Muggins puts him on the spot with a game, interviewing him for jobs he didn't know he applied for. The grilling didn't stop there, ending with a barrage of questions from listeners which he gets very defensive about

Niiiiiice. 

THE ONE WITH JEAN As promised for 5 years of podcasting and it is worth the wait, we love this gal and you're about to find out why. She can be your best friend now too. Our team of staff at Muggins and Cream Enterprises (Muggins) is working hard to get the audition video Jean mentions in this episode so it should be available by the time you listen to this, if not check back. 

The final cross continent zoom podcast before Cream heads back from Australia to record episode 4.20 in person, might even roll a doob for that occasion. In this episode Cream congratulates Uncle Muggins on his childbirth efforts.

Muggins has lost a couch and Cream has been showing a flagrant disregard for dress codes in the ongoing misadventures of your favourite podcasting buffoons.               

Another lovely blether between Muggins and esteemed guest of the podcast Mark Nelson, talking about the logic behind superstitions, music to run to and ultimately uncovering the connection to Philip Schofield and a string of celebrity deaths

After trying other people in the shape of Elliot and Bart, Muggins and Cream passionately get back together for this week's regular poddy to talk about tricky crowds, stoned slip ups and why you could never marry a scouser

We got the boy Elliot Steel back on for a Muggins and Milk episode. Since they're safe behind a paywall they let the safety catch off inviting a lawsuit from a mortal enemy. Then defrost some cold takes from the worst of twitter and unpack the recent news and reactions

We have spoken to Kai's lawyers and having only listened to the first 5 minutes as he uploads this onto Patreon he'd like to comment that he denies ever crying for his mam. No further comment.

Daniel Sloss and Cameron James are back as '2 Woke Cucks' like never before as they go far left they become right, and at the same time very wrong. Listen at your own peril, the views expressed on this podcast are not for public (or private) consumption.

Cream escapes captivity and Muggins dials in to hear about freedom, after committing 10-15 minutes of mild treason they tackle the ethics of cannibalism and query why it's not traditional to give flowers to blokes.

A bumper bonus Patreon episode with comedy legend and mighty swell friend Mark Nelson joining Muggins to talk about all manners of debauchery stopping only to deal with a spewing child. 

Muggins builds a pillow fort to discuss why Cream has giving up on meditation. Celebrities send sex toys to help with quarantine and their agent has a wonderful idea that could possibly have broken Daniel

Ryan Cullen joins Cream to tackle all of the hot topics in this bonus episode, here's a five minute teaser of them sticking it to little dogs, just to whet your palette before you inevitably join our patron party For the full one hour episode join us on Patreon.com/slossandhumphries

Cream is doing his quarantine in Australia before he gets back to gigging, Muggins dials in to catch up after being drunkenly exposed to horoscopes. They discuss getting buff with the assistance of water weights and dedicate a good portion of the podcast to Sam Rockwell appreciation

Muggins and Cream put down jumpers for goalposts and reminisce about all the playing out they did as kids while trespassers roam around doing the same in Cream's garden. 

Dealing with drug dependancy and deal breakers in porn flavour the first Patreon early access episode with a pinch of despairing at the world and smattering of cringing at their past. 

After apologising to Cream, Muggins is forced to apologise to him for a second time. They discuss missing comedy and how hard work cheating would be if they could be bothered. 

Your old pals muggins and cream talking about stuff, this and that get's covered, they discuss things and laugh at sillies. Matty the pincer is the butt of yet another injustice which is always very funny. Enjoy 

After discussing the legality of divorcing someone because of their looks and the reality of getting a dog, Muggins and Cream tell the story of Daniel's Tesla being eaten by squirrels. 

Piggy reluctantly said yes so muggins and cream spend the podcast getting stoked for the future wedding and all the trimmings. Did someone say Stag?

Recorded one hour before Cream makes a life changing decision, the boys excitedly discuss the events which are about to unfold (and also the budesliga) the fact this podcast is being published suggests that either the events unfolded favourably or Muggins is a real willy head for publishing it.

Muggins new house move to Glasgow results in him ripping a radiator of a wall, they discuss having the builders in and trying their hands at DIY. Cream is scared of a causeway and Muggins gets Scammed. Plus loads more, why you reading this, go listen

On their last day living together Muggins and Cream discuss Wonder Woman, the best view for 9/11 and what the two girls with the cup are doing now. The romantic bath story raises it's ugly head again too. Enjoy

After a short spell trying to be civilised sharing nuggets of history knowledge, the boys descend swiftly into toilet humour with the occasional forced segue into Daniel's recent appearance on Graham Norton. Trigger Warning you absolute cowards, they mention the word bogey. Grow up. 

Muggins and Cream have a good 10 mins talking about toe nails and bogies to scare most of you off before declaring their new found obsession with The Circle. For what is becoming the listeners confessions you can contact us with your tales of woe via mugginsandcream@gmail.com

Back with weekly Monday episodes on a reg, Muggins and Cream start the year with some good habits and a brief sample of sobriety, Daniel reveals his one vice and Kai shares a recent Twitch faux pas 

A farewell to 2020 podcast from ole Muggins and Cream to lift your spirits going into the new year. They read out your faux pas which lead into some embarrassing romantic encounters from their childhood. If you have any of those to contribute for our next episode please send them to mugginsandcream@gmail.com Happy New Year  

For the final trip down muggley lane in our festive flashback series Muggins and Cream are joined by an incredibly stupid Elliot Steel for yet another Thick Cast. Merry Christmas one and all, we hope you've enjoyed the nostalgia. Original Text: A favourite from the previous seasons has been when Muggins and Cream get Elliot Steel on and do a short quiz to reveal how thick he is. Here is a new instalment and as ever no-body comes out of it looking smart but as always Elliot is thick flair (Thick Flair) It's joy to behold.

The penultimate episode of our flashback series takes you to February 2018 where Muggins (No Cream) got chatting to legend Mark Nelson who is always a laugh a second if you like your comedy depraved Original Text: From a grimey Ibis in Glasgow, Muggins continues the podcast while Cream is still State side, this time joined by Mark Nelson straight from the nursary run, they disect Natalie's outlandish anxiety dream and discuss shit night clubs, childhood, Down syndrome and the use of the humble-brag. 

Back in April 2018 Cream was in Australia without Muggins and bashed out this hilarious Podcast with Cameron James, we think you'll love it.   Original Text: Guess who's back, back again, Sloss is back, tell your face. Still in Melbourne Austaya, this time with debut guest but all time legend Cameron James, sticking it to pseudo feminists and discussing the dangers of the inverted 69. Amongst many other important topics you're finally ready to hear.

Dipping back deep into the archives to find this one from 2016 with early appearances from two of our favourite recurring guests and besets friends Gareth Waugh and Nick Cody, we were up a mountain at Altitude festival, spirits were high    Original Text: The belated second instalment of our Altitude podcasts joined again by the majestic beast that is Crusher Cody and long time listener, first time caller, our very funny chum Gareth Waugh. Also... we're drunk again, but 22 epsiodes in you might have gathered that this is par for the course. Merry Xmas 

Another guest appearance from Elliot Steel where we give him enough rope to hang himself by is todays podcast offering from our flashback mini series.   Original Text: After 2 failed attempts at Podcasts Muggins and Cream get a new memory card and are joined by the same old dipshit Elliot Steel (@elliotsteelcom) to reroll on whether he's thick or not. See if he changes your mind in round 2.

Another from the archives with a rare appearance from the pincer  Original Text: Muggins and Cream are Europe bound for part 2 of the tour so used their Sunday off to get drunk. Matty joins the podcast to duke it out with Cream over who is the best Best man but ends up being a victim of overshare as they discuss conquests from a previous life. 

Taking you all the way back to our 9th Episode way back in 2016. Enjoy this mainline of nostalgia. Original Text: Sending you vibrations from Amsterdam, with weed fuelled tales of youth, muggles and dad jokes. 

This trip down muggley lane flashes us back to May 2018, Ryan Cullen joined us to discuss his dad's antics with stories that made this episode one of our most popular of all time   Original Text: The reunion of Muggins and Cream after several months apart is an eventful one with (uncle Snunky) Ryan Cullen joining the party with some unparallelled stories of the mad antics from his father and soon to be cult hero (villain) Eugenis-Pacelli.

Second in our festive flashback series where we drop favourites from our back catalogue chosen by you. This one was chosen unanimously by everyone who listened to it. It's the one where we study our pal Elliot's intellect. Original text: After months of Muggins and Cream dropping it into conversation that their good friend, fellow comedian and avid subscriber Elliot Steel is a bit thick he comes on the Podcast as a guest to defend his honour. Terribly.  Do let him know how he got on...  (@elliotsteelcom)

In the build up to Christmas at 9pm each night we're re-releasing favourite episodes of the podcast chosen by you. This one from March 2017 had a popular vote so we couldn't think of a better way to start this series. Original text: TWO HOUR REUNION SPECIAL After 9 weeks apart and a brief two week break from the podcast while Kai was in Thailand meeting his wife and Sloss still couldn't find any friends, the boys finally reunite in Melbourne and discuss Kai's recent marriage proposal.

Those faux pas that creep up on you, tap you on the shoulder and say "remember when you did this" are the order of the day with Muggins and Cream as they drop you this cheeky wee podcast out of the blue. On the podcast we ask you to share yours but forget our own email address, so here it is >> mugginsandcream@gmail.com 

Joining you for another lockdown, muggins and cream swing back into your lives with an all singing, all dancing, unannounced pod to launch your quarantine 

Go on then, have an extended dollop of Muggins and Cream with a sprinkling of Ryan Cullen

Sloss and Humphries back on the Road, Muggins and Cream, good old bro's, kicking up dust and taking names, grousome twosome, Lilo and Stitch, The destroyer of worlds, top mates, Starsky and the other bloke, Chalk and Peas, somebody try and stop them, the runaway train, CHOOOO CHOOOO

Muggins and Cream reunite after 14 weeks apart in lockdown with the first podcast in each others company since the start of the outbreak. They discuss the 'defiant' relaunch of live comedy being first over the trenches with the drive in gigs last weekend, and discuss how they've managed their own mental health throughout quarantine

Back after taking a week off to process recent events, easing in with a discussion about disabled dogs before getting our teeth into everything that's going on in the world Note: When you're screaming at the podcast because Muggins keeps saying 'Gone with the Wind' he means 'Sound of Music' 

Muggins and Cream mark the unofficial end of lockdown with a catch up of the bank holiday shenanigans of baking weed and drunken injuries before displaying the weed's potency in full force with some suggested adjustments to help piggy fly. 

Taking a brief break from the sun muggins and cream discuss the influence their childhood toys may have had on them and briefly chat like a pair of pervy dads before roasting their mates. 

While Cream just ticks over comfortably stoned muggins has quite literally ran himself into the ground and is getting increasingly complacent about the house, putting two contact lenses in each eye and being roped too deep into social media

Taking the podcast unannounced down to once per week Muggins and Cream will be landing an episode on your lap on Thursdays only now, replacing the Monday pod with a USA version of Day Drinking with Danny instagram stream on Sunday night 8pm UK, work out your time zone from there. In this ep Cream is half way through Kai's book and raises some points about his findings.

This podcast is mostly about death and blozzaz, after 12 hours of quarantine conversation you'd think Muggins and Cream would run out of stuff to talk about but with these two topics on the table the podcast could probably go on for another decade of lockdown. 

Cream is hungover from double Day Drinking with Dan, the civil war from Daniel not plugging Kai's book simmers down. Kai has recently released a book, it's available now on Kindle, you don't need a kindle, just the kindle app on your phone, read it now instead of listening to this, Natalie finds her way to muggle corner. 

Cream has new internet and a fancy security system, Muggins has been struggling with his wife Addastripe purchases. Life in the fast lane. They also lay into lads getting knock off haircuts from home.

Beginning with a routine stop from the fun police, Muggins and Cream conduct their 10th regular podcast of sheer nonversation to lighten the mood of your quarantine, with the return of muggle corner and an insightful, educational look at the moon landings.

Muggins is cranky because of an IT error and forgetting to defrost pastry, it's concluded that by being made to experience his full range of emotions from the stimulus of day to day life in isolation he is slowly becoming Cream. With a slow news week the get back to whining about Game of Thrones. Oh Nostalgia!

Muggins and Cream really glorify their glory days before admitting their life has moved on as they are too old for Tik Tok in todays Easter Special while owning up to open social media mugglery with couples challenge videos. 

Muggins and Cream discuss whether they'd carry their own babies if they could and what genetic modifications they'd make if they were given the chance. Also Marvel and Porn, always Marvel and Porn.

Muggins and Cream instantly run into each other and spend the opening of the podcast in each other's body, to the delight of Piggy, in a record 5 Podcast streak of being posted on time and as promised for the ultimate public service during the pandemic

No guests, just a classic Muggins and Cream original, lots of talk about porn and self isolation (if you know what I mean) they pit their gay friends off against each other in a hypothetical duel and that bit wasn't even in the hypotheticals section. 

Muggins and Cream are joined by Snunky and Milk like the worlds worst version of the avengers. Snunky and Cream recount their room to room pub-crawl on Friday night that left Snunks in a worse state than COVID19 would. 

A couple of holiday stories from Muggins reminiscing about the old world and Cream's blissful quarantine keeping his house human Ryan Cullen alive are some of the items discussed as the boys are joined by legend Mark Nelson who has recently become the new teacher for his two children. 

Back on their regular schedule of Monday's and Thursday's for the duration of the Quarantine Muggins and Cream dial in the podcast from their isolation. With a new feature "Mystery Guest" where they conference in another comedian to check in on them, although it isn't a mystery, it's Dave Longley. 

Muggins and Cream return with Ryan "Snunky" Cullen who being a high risk during the current pandemic as special guest to say a few last words. They mostly discuss what provisions they'd stockpile for the upcoming apocalypse. 

Muggins is back with substitute host Elliot "Milk" Steel who has started the year by being dumped, perpetually seshing and putting on weight. For the majority of the episode they talk shop about the politics of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival which is the comedy podcast equivalent of putting up Xmas decorations in June. 

Off the hamster wheel of touring and living their best life Muggins and Cream get back together for a New Year podcast to look back on the madness off last year and catch up on what's been happening since

Muggins and Cream enter the final 3 days of the tour and the start of a sesh that will last for December. They discuss their not so perfect celebrity orgies and other equally pressing matters. 

After a brief spell at home Muggins and Cream are recharged for the remaining 4 gigs to bring the tour home. The lads cover just about everything in global politics and discuss LIINNNDAA and Kev's recent trip to London.This episode might be our favourite dad jokes, we might have just been high. 

Muggins drags Cream sulking onto a podcast to discuss the Prince's royal shenanigans and last night's episode of 'I'm a Celebrity...' starring friend of the podcast Andrew 'Meg' Maxwell. The Pod then descends into a therapeutic rant from Cream about the perpetual nature of the tour after 17 months on the road.

The annual Amsterdam podcast, it's in two halves, first half after having a spliff, second half after having an edible. Suitably high throughout, probably a one for the OG's

Cream commends muggins on his approach to being away from home on his wife's upcoming birthday. They talk drugs and bucket lists on top of a random assortment of other nonsense, you know how this works by now, who reads the blurb?

Cream tries to point out reasons muggins doesn't love his wife, muggins makes a willy out of himself in the airport and their travels to the Far East get partially debriefed as they embark on the second European leg of their ever lasting tour

Muggins and Cream get along after receiving some complaints after arguing on the previous podcast, join the friends being friends as they discuss childhood television, sparkling water, diversity and each others dads. 

Muggins and Cream are back on the road with the last leg of the tour bringing you frequent podcasts until Christmas, including this one where they mostly enjoy arguing about parking a van. 

Milk is back from the fringe and Muggins is back from bed shopping so if you want to hear about them talking about those things, this is the podcast for you. No Cream this episode as he's up in Edinburgh basking in his new mansion.

An extended Episode for no other reason than it was flowing... and it was the end of the USA tour... and we padded with roasting Matthy for no reason other than we miss him. Recorded in Nashville before flying home.

Muggins and Cream react to reaction videos before delving into some Hypothetical questions to fuel the late night high-cast recorded in Cleveland, Ohio. 

Despite having an awesome time living the dream of touring 'merica, Muggins and Cream have a "my diamond shoes are too tight" podcast exaggeratedly complaining about a few minor incidents as though we they have real problems, levelling a few jobsworth nuggets along the way. 

On a whim in Vegas Muggins and Cream hit record while having a bath in Vegas, high as hell before going back out on The Strip.It's just a wee bonus twenty minute one. 

Muggins and Cream are happily coming up on edibles from the Apple Store of weed dispensaries, Planet 13. With two days off from the tour they've flown to Vegas for some party times. But first, this podcast.

Cream believes he caught Muggins self gratifying on a plane but Muggins has his excuses. Join the boys on their tour of America as they document their adventures from San Francisco to San Diego via the blistering heat of Phoenix.

Cream has a medical emergency which leaves him laying with his feet up being demanding while Muggins recovers from his birthday celebrations. Earthquakes, Molotov cocktails and exotic dancers all feature in their LA adventure 

The USA tour begins, a Muggins and Cream eye view of the 'best' country in the world, starting with Austin, Texas and LA, California. Risking being pulled into the capitalist health care system by way of lime scooters and indulging in the local cuisine. 

Nick (Cru$her) Cody and Cream were in NYC and made a podcast. Little surprise for you before the Muggins and Cream reunion in LA very soon. 

Before Muggins and Cream hit the road in The U.S of A, young Elliot Steel visits Kai to discuss all of his own faults. They share cultured stories about the renaissance and Love Island and embark into some cutting journalism about a chicken shop in Slough. 

Muggins and Cream quiz each other about themselves to see how well they know one another after a decade of solid time on the road together. To get there you'll need to listen to their opinions on Game of Thrones and Scottish football first. Anyway, they're back touring. 

With many months to catch up on Eliot Steel (Milk) joins Muggins as a Cream replacement service. With recent seshes to discuss they relive a few dark moments that make (mostly Milk) look like there may be a drug problem.  A new line of Muggins and Cream (and Milk?) merch gets announced so you can now all wear your team colours to the tour shows like the grade-A muggles that you are. 

They said it can't be done!!! Muggins and Cream ridiculously chose to do their first (proper) live podcast at noon on Easter Day and would you believe, people actually ditched their families to come from far and wide to witness it. Live from Melbourne with Special Guests, Nick Cody, Luke Heggie, Bart Freebairn and Carey Marx. 

Muggins and Cream open a can of worms as Muggins reveals a secret that requires making public some hot gossip about Cream's relationship. But not before bringing back Muggle Corner. They also confirm the date, time and location of the live podcast as mentioned in the previous episode. It's happening. 

Another race against a weed cookie. Pickle has a taste of his own medicine. Cream's music taste starts rubbing off on his dress sense. 

The third instalment in the "Two Woke Cucks" series, Daniel seizes the opportunity to make a podcast with regular guest Cameron James while Kai is out selling his body for baccy. If you enjoyed Ep2.35 "Two Woke Cucks" and Ep.2.36 "2 Woke Cucks 2 Furious" this is for you.

A classic muggins and cream talking utter nonsense pod. They picked up some science questions from an email and tried to answer them intelligently.

Muggins, Cream and THE Jew ate a cookie then recorded a podcast as it kicked in. Shout out to the 'fans' for bringing them. Muggins loses his porn books in Australia.

You Know We Belong Together Muggins and Cream Forever and Ever Cream arrives earlier than muggins had expected in Adelaide setting up for an impromptu catch up podcast, expect lots of chat about knitting as it's still very much the hot topic and look out for a little bombshell that nobody saw coming.

Muggins is in Australia sharing house and stage for 2 months with fellow Aphantasia sufferer Carey Marx who joins him on the poddy for a bit of tomfoolery. After briefly failing to explain dungeons and dragons they discuss their mind blindness and make fun of mutual friend and previous guest Milo McCabe for thrashing about the floor to relieve the trauma of his school nativity. 

Muggins and Cream with a splash of Milk (Elliot Steel) A long awaited podcast recorded slightly day drunk from New York City. 

In a bout of toxic masculinity Muggins goes training while feeling unwell against his better judgement after being called a pussy by Cream, this leads to them deconstructing the psychology of toxic masculinity. 

A favourite from the previous seasons has been when Muggins and Cream get Elliot Steel on and do a short quiz to reveal how thick he is. Here is a new instalment and as ever no-body comes out of it looking smart but as always Elliot is thick flair (Thick Flair) It's joy to behold.

After being asked for their opinion on Fantastic Beasts this podcast just becomes a movie, book, comic and podcast review of muggins and cream's favourite entertainment over the past few weeks resulting in a verbal rimming of Dave Longley. Who is a fantastic beast, so it went full circle, if you know what I mean.

We've had to drive from Edinburgh to Manchester, tomorrow we've got to drive from Manchester to London, we're currently on the sesh. There'll be an original podcast up once we get back to London so for now here is an old pod where we quiz Elliot Steel to see if he is as thick as he seems (spoiler alert: he is) it's homework for you because we will be doing a brand thick-cast with him in a couple of weeks.

Where do you go when you sleep and when is euthanasia ok? Some of the high brow topics being covered by Muggins and Cream while struggling to hold it together. It's a high cast, I'm sure theres some funny to find in here amidst all the fumbling.

With some home made conversation starters Muggins, Cream and Snunky (@ryancullen90) plan their own funerals and share stories about crying. This episode is mostly us laughing. 

Muggins, Cream and a 40 stone Chinese lady called Ryan Cullen revisit some childhood memories that should be left suppressed and talk about the benefits of therapy and/or just having a banana. 

Muggins and Cream finally tell the Ljubljana story and discover the true dynamic of the dynamic duo. Giving it to one particular set of muggles for giving it to the muggles and going over some more epic conversation starters. While high. 

After a three day break in the tour and from each other Muggins and Cream fly to Belfast to kick off the second half, this episode is a masters degree in the art of opening conversations with strangers at parties. You will find yourself the life and soul of every soiree you attend with the education you are about to receive. 

During a brief sabbatical in the tour Cream is back home with his brand new house elf Ryan "Snunky" Cullen joining him on the podcast. With muggins back in London for his wife birthday Cream takes this opportunity to hang some shit on him... and play Red Dead Redemption.

Signing off the last day of the European tour, even though the UK leg is still to come and technically in Europe... it's the last day of the European tour. Keeping it short due to an early flight home Muggins and Cream still manage to fit in more people who need to end themselves than a regular full hour episode and discuss the horrendous jokes said in group WhatsApp conversations that could end most people with any chat. Warning: Some strong language and choice words. 

It's an absolute shambles. But our personal favourite!

Better late and good than on time and shit is very optimistic for something so dumb and subjective as the nonsensical ramblings of Muggins and Cream however fresh from actual sleep with the talking point of a recent wedding here is your Thursday (afternoon) podcast as promised

Your Thursday morning podcast will be a little late today due to travel, wedding and hangover demands so here is a re-release of a classic episode for those of you who are getting used to us being on time. Episode 3.8 will be with you once we've slept. 

Who's idea was this? By some twist of events, Muggins and Cream end up on the top floor of Soho House members club, Amsterdam, performing a live podcast to members who neither listen to the podcast nor know what they're coming to see. The boys are high, the boys are out of their depth, they're nerveous, yet they talk as much shit as they always would. This time being judged by Dutch strangers while high. 

Sitting in Warsaw, Poland with no luggage Muggins and Cream take on an oh so familiar rant at airline companies and discuss the art of swearing, including the gender appropriation surrounding the use of the word bitch. Real high brow stuff that you've come to know and love. Press play and numb your mind for an hour.

Joined by Muggins and Cream, Gareth 'G-Tip' Waugh is back for the first time of Season 3 introducing himself to the new listners and making the OG listeners wetter than New Orleans 2005. Broadcasting from Vienna as pat of the European tour with Kai returning fresh from a friends wedding in Newcastle and Gareth and Daniel arriving rotten from Prague. 

It's a drunkcast. The flaw in having a show that is promised to be released at a specific time is that if it hasn't been recorded by the due date and they happen to get drunk on the evening before its release... then there is no alternative than to record it drunk. Listen at your own peril. You get what you pay for.

Cream is frozen outr of twitter after some online haters trawl back over tweets and report death threats he sent to Steve Jobs and fans of Nightmare Before Christmas. They then go on to discuss the notion of offence before going on to no doubt cause some with their ignorant ramblings about topics they don't know much about. But isn't that why you listen in the first place? 

Daniel and Kai reminisce about cringeworthy first crushes from back in the day when they were slaying it with school girls. Once again they tackle another listener email from someone seeking grossly underqualified advice and guidance. (To email Muggins and Cream for any kind of advice or to settle an argument click the button on the facebook page which is named after this podcast) 

AND THEY'RE BACK!! Comencing tour in Ljubjana after a pre-season break and so much has changed in the interim. Muggins is Married and Cream is on Netflix. So much catch up packed into one hour of podcast. After the recent unwarrented love-guru status of Daniel in the wake of his 'Jigsaw' show they added the game of Agony Aunt giving unqualified counicil on a listeners email seeking relationship advice.

While Kai is onstage drunk Sloss welcomes Nick Cody and Bart Freebairn onto the podcast as expectant father Nick deserts his pregnant wife to travel the entirity of the globe from Australia in a return bombshell for Sloss to repay him for the exceptional stag surprises.

Moving back in together at the dawn of the fringe Muggins and Cream prepare for a month at the Edinburgh Festival and go over the antics of the second Stag Party. 

Both broken shells of men Muggins and Cream try to recount the carnage of the last 7 days which included the whirlwind surprise Stag Do in Spain where they almost drank themselves to oblivion. 

THE REAL 100th EPISODE. We've deleted the false flag that was previously listed as the 100th episode and replaced it with this one, Muggins and Cream have re-uniredreunited with this bumper episode which has everything from rinsing Matty to rinsing Elliot and everything in between. An extended podcast in which we get increasingly more drunk as it goes on until we eventually confess our love for eachother. Creepy. Thanks for sticking with us this far! 

Muggins and Cream joined by regular guest "G-Tip" Gareth Waugh and first time guest Micky "Deckchair" Bartlett in the midst of a World Cup and fun-times weekend in Edinburgh. Sticking it to those muggles. 

After some accidental time off due to sheer neglect Muggins and Cream are back together united by weed extract syrup, it starts of a regular chit chat then the weed kicks in and they start hypothetically domesticating wild animals and nuking the moon. It's good shit. 

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and Daniel. After a work in progress show in Edinburgh practicing fringe material Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson join Muggins and Cream in a late night drunk-cast recorded several hours and several pints after the previeous "Eugene" Podcast. 

The reunion of Muggins and Cream after several months apart is an eventful one with (uncle Snunky) Ryan Cullen joining the party with some unparallelled stories of the mad antics from his father and soon to be cult hero (villain) Eugenis-Pacelli. 

A podcast crossover. Dave Longley brings his own brand of anything goes to an already brakes off poddy with Rich Wilson fueling the flames of savagery. A Not Safe For Work, Not Safe For Play, Not Safe For Anything, homo-erotic Podcast that's fun for all of the family. Enjoy! 

Daniel Sloss is finally back from his 3 month trip to Australia and America providing this podcast from sunny Scotland with old chum Gareth "G-Tip" Waugh who has 4 days left of his day job before joining the ranks as a professional joke slinging comedian. 

After strict instruction from Natalie and a handful of tweets, Muggins and Milk make a special effort not to talk about Muat Thai or any of their common intersts that might not be shared by the beloved listeners. So they discuss fashion and religeon and other things they're not particularly into. 

After showing eachother their pubes and discussing grooming techniques, Muggins tells Milk about the suspicions revolving around the legitimacy of his friends London Marathon success in a CSI style break down of events. 

An instant sequal from the wokest of cucks, Cameron James and Daniel Sloss with a spectacular difficult second album. Unlike 9/11 which had 16 underwhelming sequels, non of which featured The Rock. 

Guess who's back, back again, Sloss is back, tell your face. Still in Melbourne Austaya, this time with debut guest but all time legend Cameron James, sticking it to pseudo feminists and discussing the dangers of the inverted 69. Amongst many other important topics you're finally ready to hear.

Kai teaches Elliot a history lesson about WW1 after reading a lot off books not quite letting them all sink in and filling in the blanks himself. Elliot being Elliot he isn't the man to correct any inaccuracies so we don't suggest listening to this podcast if you have a history exam coming up. 

Sloss has made a complete reputation U-turn and now is know for having too many friends. He's assembled an incredible squad of legends fot this podcast. Next thing you know kissy two lips will buy a round. Cream joined by Crusher Cody, Luke Heggie and Bart Freebairn making this an instant classic before it begins. Also. Crusher has an announcement!  

Daniel is finally showing off his array of friends as his road takes him Muggins free through Australia. Here he is at it again keeping up his end of the Podcast, this time with the charasmatic yankee Alex Edelman. 

Sloss without Humphries joined by a blast from the podcast past Andrew "Kissy Two-Lips" Stanley who you may remember as Kai's stand in co-host from 2017's Australia tour. They're in Australia now and in true Sloss form, recording from the bottom of an empty well. 

After a lovely rare podcast from Sloss in Australia we are back in the UK with Elliot Steel joining Kai as they struggle to spit ignorant psudo knowledge over every topic they step on from police states to feminism. Kai explains to Elliot how he got a guilty hard on to a World War 1 book. 

Feast your ears on the return of the Sloss (Cream) as his road leads him to the Brisbane comedy festival and FINALLY the company of some friends. Ozzy legends Nick (Crusher) Cody and Becky (Moots) Lucas join him in wreaking all kinds of havoc on international womans day. 

Cream is still lonely and Muggins is back alongside Elliot Steel. This podcast descended into graphic and explicit depths it should never have reached, we would have censored it but it would only be 4 minutes long. Probably a nice episode for regular listeners but I wouldn't start with this one. 

From a grimey Ibis in Glasgow, Muggins continues the podcast while Cream is still State side, this time joined by Mark Nelson straight from the nursary run, they disect Natalie's outlandish anxiety dream and discuss shit night clubs, childhood, Down syndrome and the use of the humble-brag. 

Muggins and Cream in LA, back together and high as kites on some of that medical marijuana. After a month apart they catch up and Muggins pitches Chess 2 and idea for a belta Adam Sandler movie. 

Finally Mark Nelson joins the podcast and it's as savage as could be expected, with casual japes about Maddy, 9/11 and Syrian drone strikes. With Nelson stuck in the 90's and Elliot being a fidget spinning millenial cuck the generation gap becomes apparent and Marks distain for the youth of today leads to discussions of our legendary elders. 

Recorded in Creams house without Cream, Muggins is joined by Elliot Steel who has a fresh glow from ending his drought and Gareth G-Tip Waugh who is also glowing because he's ginger. 

Elliot Steel AKA Low Fat Cream AKA Milk joins Muggins to complete some chores around the house and record a podcast They chat online gaming, the rise of the machines and Muuggles. Lock up your dads. 

One Year after attending Trump's inaugerution on a man date, Cream is joined by his old friend Eric Lampaert who regales us with tales of his short (wood) winded Bassoon career. Join this couple of little devils Podcasting out of The City of Angels.

You'll see him on Comedy Central on Friday at 10pm (Roast Battles Vs his dad) you can have him in your ears right now. Elliot Steel would have got destroyed by his opponant if he knew what is revealed on this podcast. 

The year is well underway and the Sloss and Humphries roads have parted temporarily so we will alternate the podcast with special guests until we reunite. Muggins takes this week's poddy and the guest is super special, filling creams shoes is village doylum Elliot Steel. 

A double dose of Australian from the Punch-Drunk Nottingham HQ as Damo "Damagé" Clark and Nick "Cru$her" Cody jump on the podcast after an afternoon of escape rooms. 

After 2 failed attempts at Podcasts Muggins and Cream get a new memory card and are joined by the same old dipshit Elliot Steel (@elliotsteelcom) to reroll on whether he's thick or not. See if he changes your mind in round 2.

After months of Muggins and Cream dropping it into conversation that their good friend, fellow comedian and avid subscriber Elliot Steel is a bit thick he comes on the Podcast as a guest to defend his honour. Terribly.  Do let him know how he got on...  (@elliotsteelcom)

Milo McCabe and Rickets McRickets join Muggins and Cream on the podcast for the first time after many a mention in previous poddy's as the gods land them all in Liverpool together. We discuss why Rickets chose to toss himself off while jogging on the motorwy and other such topics. Enjoy. 

After a brief spell apart the tour reunites in Scotland for the final leg accross the UK. Cream gets a tattoo in New York with a Hollywood star while Muggins goes to Butlins and falls out with a florist. 

After a heavy session, not much sleep and a god awful travel day complete with traffic we spare our only free hour to put together the most cranky podcast to date. By all accounts it sounds as though we hate eachother but this podcast was unbelievably cathartic. Enjoy the tones of us locking horns! 

We had to skip a podcast last Thursday because we were well and truly broken by Amsterdam and unfortunately our comeback podcast from our comedown is also broken. We lost a mic half way through and have had to crank up the volume to capture both of us from one mic. It might be too tough to listen to, you might be able to battle through it. We had a lot of fun recording this one so we hope you can somehow enjoy it. This is the podcast where we find out just how hardcore you really are. Let us know on twitter if you survive til the end. @kaihumphries @daniel_sloss

Muggins and Cream arrive in Amsterdam and are joined by their fellow Goats Rich Massara, Barry Castagnola and Ryan Cullen and they form like vultron to make a 5 way podcast (whilst munted) this could be awful. Thanks for trying. 

After two solid days of playing boardgames Cruggins and Meame are Figh as Huck in Copehagen from picking up a ton of weed at Christiania. For ducks.

A very sleepy Muggins and Cream are in their 5th country in the space of 3 hours sleep, for those following us on instagram story or snapchat (@kaihumphries and @danielsloss) you'll be keen to know why muggins keeps asking cream if they're in the same seat. All is explained. No Muggles were harmed in the making of this Podcast.

Prague and Vienna brought the weed, the latter being that of the Sloss Express which sent the boys on a journey before they were suddenly faced with a situation they were too high to deal with. Newphamisms also return in this episode recorded from Bratislava.

Thursday morning podcast on a Thursday, childishness caused the podcast to be taken down but we are back on track and podding out of Leeds, discussing the wonderful nude portrait Jean's mam made for muggins. You may also get your horoscopes read out, it's not looking great!

Monday morning podcast on a Tuesday night. Finally raising their heads after Saturday night's drink off with a late podcast. Cream finally comes out of his resting huff to find out Muggins thought he'd been mad at him for something. Muggles, Dads and True Lies.

Muggins gets refused from the gym for being so hench while Cream gets friendzoned, or so the story is told. They visit Linda who gets up to her old tricks. The pair also recall how they each remember meeting eachother in a reboot of the old "Origins" game. Enjoy! 

Muggins and Cream accidentally lodge with two lovely pensioners in Inverness on the Scottish leg of the tour. In this episode they revisit the passive aggressive, remarkably cathartic game "I love you, but..." sharing their gripes about one another. 

Muggins and Cream solve issues that don't affect them with equal parts arrogance and ignorance like the toilet gender allocation. Muggles and Dads get it as usual with the added game of Truth or Lie where we each tell three stories which any could be true or false and the other has to guess which ring true. 

Piss and dead frogs everwhere. The 2017 Tour has just started so it's only right that the Podcast relaunched with it. With a lot to get you up to speed on Muggins and Cream tell some of their most shameful stories from the missing months. Gareth Waugh AKA G-Tip joins the party for our reboot special! 

Finally Muggins and Cream pull out of their Glastonbury come down and create a podcast to debrief what the fuck just happened, as it turns out, Cream was muntered. Lots of talk of self felating and possibly the final regular muggle corner before a pre fringe hiatus. With some top notch Dad jokes to wrap it up.

Muggins in Cream are both in Edinburgh preparing for their Edinburgh previews and took a short break from their writting to return to the podcast after a short while on seperate roads. They try to work out if Kai is old or poor (probably both) when he reminisces about his black and white TV. After a short spliff break both of their dreams come true. 

High from London Muggins is joined by millenial poster boy Elliot Steel, they discuss intergrating emojis into the English language and other important topics. Note: While you're enjoying the dad jokes bear in mind that Elliot's dad is famous man Mark Steel. 

Muggins and Cream briefly reunite as they both cross paths in London. Daniel tries to throw Kai under the bus with mugglery surrounding the wedding but Kai has an ace in the hole to out Daniel as the muggle of all muggles! 

Cream (Sloss) is back with G-Tip (Waugh) to discuss Gareths early rap career. I'm not kidding. I honestly can't rememeber anything else that happened in the podcast.

Cream is back with Garf to talk about Creams newfound Mugglery and sobriety (temporary, don't worry), Garf being third wheeled and other such things. Enjoy.

Muggins is in his childhood home with the Cream replacement service of Tom Houghton joining the podcast. Mid Punch-Drunk run they tell tales of their very different school days and steam roller over some Muggles for good measure. They lived. They Laughed. They Loved. 

Abandosam, Sam Wilson joins Muggins and Cream in throwing Kissy Long Pockets Andrew Stanley under another bus for his round dodging. It's the closing weekend of the Melbourne Festival so they recap some of their shenanigans before the horrific slaughter of some more sorry muggles. 

Recorded in Muggins' gaff in China Town of Melbourne, Cream has been a poorly duck and Muggins has had a heavy Bank Holiday, the two catch up on all of their shenanigans and while they're at it, throw kissy two lips under the bus for his bad bar habbits.   

Our Average Thursday podcast, recorded on Good Friday and released on a Fantastic Saturday. Muggins is looking fre$h as fuck and unfresh cream is confused. Daniel gets to the bottom of a very obscure health scare. 

Brimful of Asher on the 45, some classic muggins and cream as they fly guestless unfresh from a hefty session the night before. Boardgames, lame teachers and muggle bashing. Get us in your ears and chuckle on the bus.

Sloss has returned from his weed induced coma and tells some tales about edibles including the story he loast confidence in last week when he was high as petrol prices. We're joined by global legend Nick "The Crusher" Cody in his residence in Melbourne. 

Cream eats an edible (canibis sweet) and is too high to text but still records a podcast with hungover Muggins and their good buddy Carey Marx. They discus playing risk, living with muggins, kissing a bloke like a gentleman and all things moist. 

Seeing as we left you hanging for 2 weeks we thought a bonus episode would tickle your biscuit. Muggins saved Creams life in a heroic act of valour and they tell possibly the grossest story in the muggins back catalogue. 

TWO HOUR REUNION SPECIAL After 9 weeks apart and a brief two week break from the podcast while Kai was in Thailand meeting his wife and Sloss still couldn't find any friends, the boys finally reunite in Melbourne and discuss Kai's recent marriage proposal.

Holy mother of God. Me, Cream, may have succesfully recorded, editted and uploaded an episode all by myself. Muggins is now obselete. Long live co-host Sir Mickolas Cody. We discuss Vegas, Muggins fitness and Crushers upbringing. Enjoy!

As in the prophecy by Andrew "K2L" Stanley early in the Australia trip, Muggins' happiness is beginning to run out as he offloads a handful of his recent trivial gripes. Cream is still friendless, this time in Sydney and struggling to fill a pair of Muggins sized shoes. 

Andrew Stanley is back opposite Muggins in the Cream seat after being thrown under the preverbial bus by Muggins and Abandosam with his actions last week kissing people willy nilly. The hilarity descends into a high brow book review and climbs back out with some horrendous 2 girls 1 cup chat. And the rest is kisstory. 

Muggins plays host to special guest and one half of freestyle hiphop phenomenon Abandoman, Mr Sam "Abandosam" Wilson. The charming blighter gets straight into the spirit of the podcast with sotries, tangents, funnies and all round good vibrations. Oh. They also throw Andrew Stanley (our previous co-pilot) under the bus for his 'anakisstic' actions on Wednesday night. 

Flying in from his lonely friendless excursion to New York, Cream has arrived in Sydney Australia where the infamous Nick "Cru$her" Cody has joined him for margaritas and a podcast. With both Muggins currently in Adelaide meaning they are both in Australia, their roads will realign in 3 more weeks for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, til then strap in for some fantastic guests! 

Geordie Muggins has accidentilly sunburned himself into sunderland colours to the joy of guest Andrew Stanley. Recorded in Adelaide they discuss upsetting Cream from across the globe and accidentally wrecking hippies. 

Muggins and Sugar bring down Garf and Cream (But mostly Garf) in response to their utter nonsense putting Runners in the muggle corner, the worlds justice has been served. Recorded on their last day in Perth before they fly to Adelaide to do it alllll again! 

Cream and Garf back in your ears after re-doing this podcast because the first one was a bit rubbish coz of two brutal hangovers. Never claim that we don't have quality control again. We talk birthdays, ponytails and fitbits. Bantz bantz bantz

Andrew Stanley plays the resident Cream yet again joining Muggins once more and pouring his irish fuel on the flames of banta. They talk full moons, muggles, Kai's exceptional phisique and respect for elders. Cuddle up to the nearst stranger and take an ear-bud each. 

Cream is back with a hangover that kill God. He's brought Garf on to share the load and they talks smack and baths and 9/11.

Cream is on the other side of Australia weeping at how beautiful Nick Cody looks in his wedding dress so Muggins brings the joy to your Monday alongside resident guest Andrew "Sugar" Stanley. 

In Perth again with Andrew Stanley as he shares some of Muggins' lapses in concentration after his (potentially fake) gym sessions, he also loves kissing. Muggle corner is directed from accross the shores via twitter from long time listner, first time caller and dear friend Matty The B1g M4n.  

I swear to God if this doesn't upload properly imma put all you through a window. Cream here, back with another Mugginless episode, but instead we have the new and improved Muggins, Garf. Back again.

The first time Muggins has lead the podcast without Cream (after several failed attempts) he is joined by Andrew Stanley, remember the mug that spazzzed out on shrooms in Amsterdam and was totally Geoff? Yeah, that lad. Direct from down under. 

Cream carries the poddy yet again with his rap nemisis, Eric Lampaert, bringing his vocal beauty to your ears as special guest in luie of the absent (minded) Muggins who is down under, fucking up his own attempts at creating soundwaves.  

Muggins is back for a parting Podcast before going his seperate way from Cream for a short while, the boys are joined by Elliot "Man Of" Steel (@elliotsteelcom) and the well to do Tom Houghton (@tomhcomedy) of impending "First Dates" fame. 

Muggins is still on the road so Cream pulled his finger out and got Garf back on to talk about a very awkward but sexy plane encounter, and some other weird stuff.

SUPES SOZZLEBERRIES ABOUT THE DELAY!  Not really though. Cream here. Muggins is off in Alicante on holiday, so I grabbed Gareth Waugh to be the replacement Muggins, and honestly, he did a better job. So listen, enjoy and the next one will be out on time, I promise. Ish.

The belated second installment of our Altitude podcasts joined again by the majestic beast that is Crusher Cody and long time listner, first time caller, our very funny chum Gareth Wough. Also... we're drunk again, but 22 epsiodes in you might have gathered that this is par for the course. Merry Xmas 

Muggins normally writes these descriptions but odds are he's dead. So it's Cream here just to tell you that I remember nothing from this episode except that Andrew Maxwell and Nick Cody are on and that they crush it. Enjoy. Or don't. See if I give a toss.

Everyone gets kicked off Panto once and will never get invited back, you know that old saying. Cream talks about his failed attempt at stand up... I totally meant panto... I genuinely typed that by accident and could have easily corrected it but it was such a great freudian slip that it's staying in. We talk about other stuff too, we actually do prattle on quite a bit in this one, just like whats happening now. Stop reading and download it already. 

Over a cheese platter Muggins and Cream revisit their worst ever gigs and discuss desperate measures in bathroom emergencies, all in the interest of making you smirk on the train. And for compliments.

Muggins and Cream discuss whether they'd get along with their own clones, they find the king of the muggles Dale Partridge and cut the head of the serpent. 

Muggins and Cream give thanks to eachother buy slaughtering each-others dad's. With Newphamisms, muggles and Rutherford the Butt Monkey. 

In deepest darkest Ashganistan (Ashington) the the duo spin their words from the Punch-Drunk HQ. Cream tells of his run in with the law while Muggins cries from his nose. 

From the comfort of Natalie's bed in London, Muggins and Cream declare some more bugbears they have with one another and discuss being pegged by Nick Cody. 

Cream tries to carry the podcast because Muggins is off his mellon after winning an award that offered a free bar. Jean makes an apearance and takes cream to task for his psychopathic tendencies.  

Last day of the European tour before returning to the UK the lads raise a glass to a fantastic 3 weeks. Muggins tells some more childhood stories from his time in the ghetto while Cream was spanking around Florida with his dad with their crocs on like a pair of muggles!

You need joy, you need happiness, you need a distraction from the troubles of the world. Pour Muggins and Cream in your ears and drift away to your safe place. The boyos reveal several gripes that they have about eachother that need to change. Chances are they'll rinse you for being a muggle. 

Walking away from the smoke and rubble that they left behind in Amsterdam the boys resurface in Transylvania, they share some facts (and lies) about Romania and then divulge some little known facts (and lies) about themselves. 

Sending you vibrations from Amsterdam, with weed fuelled tales of youth, muggles and dad jokes. 

Bullshit + Confidence = Truth. Moving on from Croatia to Belgium the boys share some lies that sound true but when looked at closely they are so obviously a lie that no-one will fall for them at all. 

From a hotel in Zagreb the boys talk about their visit to Tesla's home and applaud his contribution to the world of electricity before experiencing a power cut. Tune in to hear their origin stories as told by each-other and 100% factually accurate.  

Broadcasting from Poland, the cRaZy old duo take in the culture and the local delicacies. Muggins now has a pet leaf and Cream speaks of the mythical Rainbow Parties. 

As soon as we do an itinerary of our Jammy and Gownie pockets we get down to doing your horoscopes, the future is looking bleak for you, especially if you're a Capricorn. Cream has a shocking confession for Jean. 

Muggins regales us with a story of being emasculated by a nude intruder and Cream reminisces about his equestrian days at Christian boot camp. 

Muggins (straight up gangster) and Cream (owns a trolley token) have laid down another badass hardcore podcast for your audio delights. Insert this into your head via your ears right this very minute. 

Muggins and Cream back in your area, kicking up dust. The limber tongued duo strike again, a little bit later and drunker than episode #1. Sit back, relax and Love Laugh Live. 

Daniel Sloss and Kai Humphries have just embarked on a European tour and bottled some of it in this podcast for you to shake up and spray in your ears.  Loads and loads of excellent chat. You're a very lucky goose! **REMASTERED** this was uploaded in stereo where we were in an ear each but we've fixed it up so we share your ears evenly. We've also added the intro and this is the episode the intro was made from. Spot the quotes!