Sick and Wrong is your hearing aid into the dark, depraved, and dripping abscess that is contemporary existence. An enchanting mélange of social criticism, pointed observation, and well-deserved derision; Sick and Wrong is the Pepto-Bismol for society’s indigestion.
In their critically acclaimed weekly podcast, award-winning broadcasters Dee Simon and Harrison discuss the most vile, disquieting, and oddly amusing news items for your listening pleasure.
S&W Episode 930: Vince McMahon the Ringpiece Master
Inspired by the recent juicy allegations that Vince McMahon is a sexual deviant, Dee and Kate swanton bomb into the past and present of one of the greatest and sleaziest ringmasters in history. Shelly calls in to tell us why you shouldn’t bring your dog on a Tinder date and listener lets us know that...
1/29/2024 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 34 seconds
S&W Episode 929: The Day the Clown Cried
It’s Dee’s birthday and the only gift he wants is to finally see Jerry Lewis’ legendary never released Holocaust film “The Day the Clown Cried” about a circus clown who entertains Jewish children in a concentration camp before they head to their final shower of doom. Atheist Preacher calls in with the grossest story ever...
1/22/2024 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 33 seconds
S&W Episode 928: Putting the Ass in Assassin
Dee and Kate celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. day by discussing the little known first assassination attempt on the civil rights leader and several other assassination attempts carried out by women scorned and seeking revenge. MI Tony calls in to reminisce on his time working at a seedy Tokyo club and TF finally gets laid...
1/15/2024 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 22 seconds
S&W Episode 927: Sex and Violence in the Metaverse
The recent UK police investigation of a virtual rape of a minor in the Metaverse causes Dee and Kate to ponder whether virtual rape should be considered actual rape. Jason Decay celebrates one year of sobriety by professing his undying love for this podcraft and listner calls in with a romantic story about the Amish....
1/8/2024 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 4 seconds
S&W Episode 926.2: S&W Holiday Show Spectacular Part 2
Part 2 of the 2023 S&W Holiday Show Spectacular with special guest hosts Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Check out the S&W Second Show on Patreon and Apple Podcasts to hear outtakes. Happy New Year!
12/31/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 13 seconds
S&W Episode 926.1: S&W Holiday Show Spectacular Part 1
Part 1 of the 2023 S&W Holiday Show Spectacular with special guest hosts Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Check out S&W Second Show on Patreon and Apple Podcasts for outtakes and bonus content. Happy Holidays!
12/24/2023 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 43 seconds
S&W Episode 925: Daddy, Would You Like Some Sausage?
With the holiday season upon us, Dee and Kate suggest alternative recipes for your Christmas dinner from some of the more famous cannibals throughout history. Korean teacher shares a spooky tale from Cambodia. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star...
12/18/2023 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 38 seconds
S&W Episode 924: The Evil Elis of Amishland
Do the Amish celebrate Christmas? Do the Amish do cocaine? But most importantly, do the Amish commit murder? Find out this and a whole lot more about the one of weirder Christian denominations in North America. Marshall Island Tony calls in to correct Kate on sperm smuggling, Evil Bunny is inspired to make a family...
12/11/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 54 seconds
S&W Episode 923: Israel’s Zombie Sperm
Dee and Kate discuss the recent trend in Israel involving the families of fallen soldiers having their deceased loved ones’ sperm harvested to be posthumously used for in vitro fertilization (IVF). Tom Crohns calls in about being cockblocked by Santa. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives,...
12/4/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 37 seconds
S&W Episode 922: Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels
Kate’s excited to celebrate her first “Drinksgiving” but Dee cautions her to avoid the inevitable holiday weight gain by following the thin commandments of the pro-ana/pro-mia community. Buffalo Bill ventures into the shadowy underworld of male modeling. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus...
11/26/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 12 seconds
S&W Episode 921: The One-Eyed PI of Jonestown
To commemorate the 45th anniversary of the Jonestown massacre, Kate highlights the shadowy private investigator Joe Mazor who might have inadvertently led the Reverend Jim Jones to order the mass suicide of his followers. Long time listener phones in about the etymology of the term blumpkin and Matt the Trucker discover something foul at the...
11/19/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 41 seconds
S&W Episode 920: Dressed to Kill
Kate’s obsession with the current season of 90 Day Fiance motivated her to research the crimes of two notorious Euro transsexual serial killers who prove that a leopard can’t always change its spots. Driver calls in about a close encounter with an SP. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second...
11/12/2023 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 35 seconds
S&W Episode 919: Nikes, Comets and Suicide Spaceships
Inspired by a visit to the Heaven’s Gate mansion in Rancho Santa Fe, Dee and Kate discuss the mass suicide in 1997 where 39 people “exited their vehicles” under the watchful eyes of cult leader Marshall Applewhite. Christian Slater calls in about last week’s show and Lothario has a story about hooking up with a...
11/5/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 6 seconds
S&W Episode 918: Are There Feathers in Heaven?
On this Halloween Show Spooktacular, Dee and Kate contact former co-host Harrison from beyond the grave with the help of Psychic Medium and ‘Good Witch of Hollywood’ Patty Negri. Evil Bunny calls in with a creepy ouija board story. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and...
10/29/2023 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 21 seconds
S&W Episode 917: Corpsewood Manor
To help Kate search for the perfect Halloween decoration, Dee shares the story of Corpsewood Manor, a gothic castle in the woods of rural Georgia, built by two homosexual satanists whose lives ended tragically in violent murder. Epic Farter calls in with the ball busting story of his vasectomy. Sign up for the Sick and...
10/23/2023 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 58 seconds
S&W Episode 916: Till Death Do Us Part?
As Dee and Kate celebrate their two year anniversary this weekend, Dee’s inspired by the story of mad doctor Carl Tanzler who kept his love alive long after death. Adam from Tokyo pours gasoline on the flame war with the Swede and Glasgow Greg calls in to join the melee. Sign up for the Sick...
10/16/2023 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 42 seconds
S&W Episode 915: Three Kings Ritual
Inspired by the new Aussie horror film “Talk to Me,” Dee and Kate delve into paranormal ritual games that involve attempts to summon an evil entity or to transport oneself to an alternate dimension, more often than not resulting in terrifying consequences. Tommy doles out some stinky revenge and Siege is bewildered by a German...
10/9/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 9 seconds
S&W Episode 914: Ghosts of the Tsunami
Dee and Kate kick off the spookiest month of the year with eerie tales of supernatural encounters with the restless ghosts of Japanese Tsunami victims. Driver calls in about a mysterious cashier at a local restaurant. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode...
10/1/2023 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 26 seconds
S&W Episode 913: Rise of the Fartfluencer
Now that Kate Rambo’s [almost] a legit American, Dee suggests she starts a lucrative new career as a fartfluencer on Only Fans selling custom fart vids and personalized fart jars. Interview with fart fetish performer Amy Farts. Hot Liz Short calls in about ghost sex and the Swede slaps back in the flame war with...
9/24/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 47 seconds
S&W Episode 912: Are You Down for Plastic Surgery?
Dee lets Kate know if she wants to be a true Angeleno she’ll need to learn how to drive and spend thousands of dollars on gratuitous plastic surgery. Is it ethical for parents to subject children with down syndrome to purely cosmetic surgery that offers no medical benefits? Chi Chi calls in to let Kate...
9/18/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 29 seconds
S&W Episode 911: NEVER FORGET
Kate celebrates her favorite American holiday by dustifying the most outlandish conspiracy theories surrounding 9/11. Disgruntled new listener airs his grievances and Twisted Firestarter explains the reason he’s now a voluntary celibate. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
9/11/2023 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 19 seconds
S&W Episode 910: Letters From Prison
While packing Kate’s hoard for the move to Los Angeles, Dee’s impressed by the number of books she has written by serial killers such as Johann Unterweger’s Terminal Prison and Jack Abbot’s In the Belly of the Beast. These criminals became literary superstars in prison and their resulting celebrity gave them destructive freedom. The Wad...
9/3/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 10 seconds
S&W Episode 909: Is Killer Nurse Lucy Letby Innocent?
Is Lucy Letby the worst baby killer in modern British history or has there been a massive miscarriage of justice that finds her the victim of an NHS coverup? Adam from Tokyo calls in to share a story from the emergency room and the Swede phones in to ask Dee about Jewish demons. Sign up...
8/28/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 22 seconds
S&W Episode 908: Hitler’s Secret Sex Life
Dee and Kate chat with forensic psychiatrist Dr. Robert M. Kaplan about whether there is any truth to the allegations that Adolf Hitler was into golden showers, homosexual encounters, and extreme S&M. Listener calls in to ask Kate about clit sex and a Canadian Englishman wants to have a vasectomy again. Sign up for the...
8/20/2023 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 10 seconds
S&W Episode 907: What Happened to the First Lady of Scientology?
Where is Shelly Miscavige? Dee and Kate delve into the mysterious disappearance of the First Lady of Scientology who has not been seen in public in over a decade. Callie calls in to explain how to remove the Covenant Eyes app from your device and Tom Jones phones in about Krav Maga and Crohn’s Disease....
8/13/2023 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 25 seconds
S&W Episode 906: Jesus Is Better than Porn
Dee and Kate review Christian anti-porn accountability apps – otherwise known as Shameware – that evangelical churches are using to monitor and discourage “sinful” behavior among their congregants. Kate’s Fake mum checks in and Buffalo Bill has some advice for Kate on how to coexist with the homeless. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong...
8/6/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 44 seconds
S&W Episode 905: All Eyez on Me
The Las Vegas police reopening the investigation into Tupac Skakur’s murder lead Dee and Kate to dissect the bizarre conspiracy theories surrounding his untimely death. Siege calls in with story about a foiled robbery and Cody calls in to share the graphic details of her husband’s vasectomy. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon...
7/30/2023 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 55 seconds
S&W Episode 904: Bloody Babs
Kate tells Dee about an event more brutal than the SAG/WGA strikes in Burbank – the murder of an elderly widow at the hand of Barbara Graham, aka Bloody Babs, and her underworld associates. The driver calls in with a vasectomy pep talk. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second...
7/24/2023 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 23 seconds
S&W Episode 903: Dr Wilhelm Reich and his Sex Machine – Part 2
In Part 2, Dee and Kate examine Dr Wilhelm Reich’s orgone accumulator and how the censorship he faced in the United States – the “land of the free” – brought on his eventual descent into madness. Listener calls in about a date with a big girl he met on Bumble. Sign up for the Sick...
7/16/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 49 seconds
S&W Episode 902: Dr Wilhelm Reich and his Sex Machine – Part 1
In Part 1, Dee and Kate discuss the origin of one of the more prescient thinkers of the 20th century, Dr Wilhelm Reich, who believed that humanity could be cured through harnessing the power of the sexual orgasm. Longtime listener calls in to inform Dee about having a vasectomy and Buffalo Bill phones in with...
7/9/2023 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 37 seconds
S&W Episode 901: Clash of the Titan
Though Kate’s already bored of hearing about the Titan submarine, she’s more than willing to share the grisly details about what happens to a human body during an implosion. Allison calls in with a Satanic panic story from her past. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives,...
7/2/2023 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 33 seconds
S&W Episode 900: The Dolphin Lover Redux
To celebrate this milestone episode, Dee and Kate invite former guest and author Malcom J Brenner back on the show to chat about his sexual relationship with a dolphin named Dolly and his experience with orgone energy accumulators. Several longtime listeners call into the show to offer congratulations. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong...
6/26/2023 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 57 seconds
S&W Episode 899: Let’s Lynch the Landlord
Inspired by the Netflix show ‘Worst Roommate Ever,’ Dee and Kate provide an instructional guide on how to be a serial squatter and never pay rent again. Tommy calls in with a twist on the judgmental people watching game and Epic Farther phones in about the untimely death of his stuttering coworker. Sign up for...
6/18/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes
S&W Episode 898: The Evaporated People
Dee’s recent visit to Disneyland made him want to seek out the services of Japan’s Yonigeya to help him disappear without a trace and never have to endure the “so-called” happiest place on earth ever again. Boner Villain phones in with a very strange message and The Wad has to take a piss test. Sign...
6/12/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 10 seconds
S&W Episode 897: To Gerbil or Not to Gerbil?
To kick off gay pride month, Dee examines the origin of the act of gerbilling to determine the truth behind the rumor that actor Richard Gere had a gerbil surgically removed from his anal cavity. Twisted Firestarter goes to a strip club in Poland. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the...
6/5/2023 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 12 seconds
S&W Episode 896: Satan’s Preschool
Kate’s visit to the Menendez murder mansion led her to discover a sordid satanic sex abuse scandal involving the staff at McMartin Preschool, a schizophrenic housewife, and martial arts legend Chuck Norris. Swede calls in with a fight story, army guy has an update about his coworker’s scrotum, and Harrison’s swinger couple clears up the...
5/28/2023 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 53 seconds
S&W Episode 895: My Sister Sentenced to Life for Murder
Though Dee and Kate are nursing a hangover after a wild night at Jumbos Clown Room, they still manage to interview new patron Gary about his sister being sentenced to life in prison for the murder of an elderly veteran in West Virginia. Evil Bunny calls in about one of her favorite works of fiction...
5/21/2023 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 36 seconds
S&W Episode 894: SCREW…For The Fun of It
Dee and Kate chat with Phil Italiano, the current publisher of Screw Magazine, about the life and times of obnoxious pervert and lovable rogue Al Goldstein, FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover’s sexual preferences, and spending millions of dollars to fight for free speech. Black Dahlia calls in with more details about her sex demon named...
5/14/2023 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 34 seconds
S&W Episode 893: The Covenant, the Sword, and the Arm of the Lord
Dee warns Kate to avoid protesting the King’s coronation because there might be a homegrown terrorist act reminiscent of the ones carried out by the CSA, the original architects behind the Oklahoma City bombing. AP calls in about removing the festering week-old corpse of a sodbuster. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to...
5/8/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 29 seconds
S&W Episode 892: Amputee Wannabes
While Kate is gutted over the death of legendary talk show host Jerry Springer, Dee only wants to chat about transabled people who are obsessed with having their healthy limbs amputated. Twisted Firestarter calls in about not getting laid for four years and the Driver shares some stories of the various objects emergency room doctors...
4/30/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 33 seconds
S&W Episode 891: The Love Slave Killers
Dee and Kate think Coachella would be a prime hunting ground for serial killer couple Gerald and Charlene Gallego whose bloody and brutal rampage of kidnapping, rape, and murder spanned three states and claimed eleven lives between 1978 and 1980. Epic Farter calls in about his new tire kicker and Youtube addict discovers the podcast...
4/24/2023 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 22 seconds
S&W Episode 890: Cocaine Hippos
A recent news story about the Colombian government having to relocate Pablo Escobar’s cocaine hippos lead Dee and Kate to present several cautionary tales each involving an owner of an exotic pet who suffered a violent and horrific demise. Army ranger phones in about self castration and Buffalo Bill takes a shower at his blow...
4/16/2023 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 13 seconds
S&W Episode 889: The Mad Sculptor
Dee and Kate celebrate Zombie Jesus Day with the grisly tale of Robert George Irwin an American sculptor who violently murdered three people on a Easter weekend in New York City in 1937. Boner villains calls to profess his love for Dee and Texican Kush phones in about a drunken weekend in South Padre Island....
4/9/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 52 seconds
S&W Episode 888: Death of the Motown Prince
Reeling from the recent passing of Diana Ross, Dee and Kate delve into the tragic side of Motown, particularly, the traumatic life and brutal death of Marvin Gaye. Listener calls in with a creepy story about a rapey ghost named Ian. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW...
4/3/2023 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 36 seconds
S&W Episode 887: Mad Man in Waco
To commemorate the 30-year anniversary of the deadly standoff in Waco, Dee and Kate share lesser known details about the life of cult leader David Koresh and the catastrophic raid that culminated in the death of 76 Branch Davidians including 25 children. Gino calls in to ask Kate for advice and Allison shares a heartwarming...
3/26/2023 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 18 seconds
S&W Episode 886: Hitler’s James Bond
An awkward encounter with an antisemitic cab driver inspired Dee and Kate to look into the exciting and dangerous life of Hitler’s dashing super spy: Otto Skorzeny. Lucas calls in about the deaths of several coworkers and the Swede will never drive while tripping balls again. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to...
3/20/2023 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 22 seconds
S&W Episode 885: God’s Golden Elixir
Dee interviews “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key about the evils of Big Pharma, satanic bio-weapons, and his theory that the best way to prevent covid is drinking your own urine, or as he refers to it: God’s Golden Elixir. Tommy calls in about a death at the office and a listener phones in to hear...
3/12/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 37 seconds
S&W Episode 884: Does TikTok make you gay?
Tennessee’s recent ban on satanic drag queen performances inspires Dee and Kate to discuss the right-wing conspiracy that TikTok is grooming children to be transgender. Korean English teacher calls in about avoiding a deadly disaster. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
3/6/2023 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 15 seconds
S&W Episode 883: Elsagate Strikes Back
After being unjustly shadowbanned by the IG overlords, Dee rails against the hypocrisy of the social media giants by revealing the return of Elsagate and secret dark web content hosted on their platforms that directly violate their so-called community guidelines. Epic Farter phones in for advice on how to avoid the friendzone and Texarkana Kush...
2/26/2023 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 36 seconds
S&W Episode 882: Dolly’s Sex Slave in the Attic
Dee and Kate share the darkly romantic tale of Walburga Oesterreich, a married woman who kept her secret lover hidden away in the attic for over a decade. Tim calls in about traveling with coworkers to a conference in DC and the Youtube Watcher has a question for Dee. Sign up for the Sick and...
2/19/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 10 seconds
S&W Episode 881: Ku Klux Kardashians – Part 2
In part 2, Dee and Kate connect the Kardashian family with the Ku Klux Klan through their financial backing of Pentecostal Klan preachers William Branham and Roy E. Davis. Glasgow Greg calls in about a posh date with the “cripple” and a listener has a run in with a mentally handicapped person. Sign up for...
2/13/2023 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 8 seconds
S&W Episode 880: Ku Klux Kardashians – Part 1
In part one of this two part series, Dee and Kate investigate the sordid past of the world’s most famous social media influencers – The Kardashians – and their connection to faith healing cults, the Reverend Jim Jones, and ultimately the Ku Klux Klan. The Driver calls in about a forklift injury and Buffalo Bill...
2/6/2023 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 51 seconds
S&W Episode 879: The Devil’s Frequency
Dee teaches Kate how to use binaural beats to ease her anxiety, summon a succubus, and naturally increase the girth of her penis. Listener calls in about a horrific workplace injury and Welsh guy gets stuck in a force field. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives,...
1/30/2023 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 7 seconds
S&W Episode 878: The Not-So-Perfect Murder
Dee and Kate examine the crimes of Bryan Kohberger, the Idaho murder suspect, and assess whether the media’s parallels to Ted Bundy and Dennis “BTK” Rader are truly on point. Kate’s Fake Mum has become radicalized and the Swede teaches a gang of tuffs a harsh lesson. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon...
1/23/2023 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 31 seconds
S&W Episode 877: The Vampire Princess
Dee and Kate return from Paris with a macabre tale of the glass-coffined ‘Vampire Princess’ of Pere Lachaise Cemetery who had an eerie final wish for a living companion within her tomb. Tim is a bit perplexed by the small penis contests of Mid-Michigan and FM is too busy adulting to spend time on the...
1/15/2023 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 5 seconds
S&W Episode 876: Lola Pistola
Kate thinks that mixed martial arts is gayer than pro wrestling. Dee chats with MMA fighter/bareknuckle boxer/drag queen Diego Garijo about whether it’s more difficult to take a punch to the face or walk in high heels. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus...
1/8/2023 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 19 seconds
S&W Episode 875: Holiday Show Spectacular Part 2
Part 2 of the 16th annual Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill. Happy Holidays!
1/1/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 20 seconds
S&W Episode 875: Holiday Show Spectacular Part 1
16th annual Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill. Happy Holidays!
12/26/2022 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 18 seconds
S&W Episode 874 – Father Yod and his Hollywood Sex Cult
In the final installment of a triple threat musical series, Kate and Dee recount the story of Father Yod – a war hero, bank robber, health food guru and finally, a polygamist cult leader. Listener calls in with a parenting nightmare moment. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show,...
12/19/2022 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 50 seconds
S&W Episode 873: The Acid King and the Mars Bar Party
The second part in a three part series sees Dee and Kate travel back to the swinging 60s, when a drug bust would become legendary all thanks to a fur skin rug and a mars bar. This is the story of the Acid King. Big Red from PA calls in about inadvertently attending an ABDL...
12/12/2022 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 46 seconds
S&W Episode 872: Terminal Love
He’s innovative! He’s eccentric! And he died under mysterious circumstances in his Los Angeles skid row apartment. Dee and Kate profile the life of New Wave Theatre’s Eraserhead oddball: Peter Ivers. The Swede phones in about love and karate. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and...
12/5/2022 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 20 seconds
S&W Episode 871: Programmable Generated Life Forms
Dee and Kate chat with Miles Johnston, founder of the Bases Project, about programmable supersoldiers created in a secret laboratory inside Britain’s own Dulce Base. Glasgow Greg phones in about delivering a dishonorable discharge in the Scottish Highlands. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the...
11/27/2022 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 52 seconds
S&W Episode 870: Bishops and Buttplugs
In the wake of a scandal that’s rocking the chess world, Dee and Kate discuss the various methods used to cheat at the game throughout history. Twisted Firestarter shares his recent struggle and Suicide Show Bob is no longer suicidal. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives,...
11/21/2022 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 20 seconds
S&W Episode 869: Beasts of Burden
Kate tells Dee everything he needs to know about the animal kingdom, specifically the wholesome lives of the pets of some of the most notorious serial killers in history. Marshall Island Tony calls in with a story about his time in Korea. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show,...
11/14/2022 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 24 seconds
S&W Episode 868: Original Ghostbuster
Dee feels Kate should become a paranormal investigator and study the research techniques of original ghost hunter Harry Price who investigated medium Helen Duncan and other famous British hauntings during the mid-20th century. Caller phones in to tell us about her aunt who lived in the Ossett murder house. Sign up for the Sick and...
11/7/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 54 seconds
S&W Episode 867: Hellish Nell
Dee and Kate recommend the SW listeners celebrate Halloween with a seance involving ectoplasm and spirit guides like medium and spiritualist Helen Duncan, the last witch of Scotland. Liam from Toronto calls in about a near abduction of a family member and Rick from Leeds phones in a story about his mate’s colon. Sign up...
10/31/2022 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 25 seconds
S&W Episode 866: I Walked With a Zombie
Kate arrives in Los Angeles just in time for Dee to challenge her notion of the living dead with the peculiar case of real life Haitian zombie, Clairvius Narcisse. Atheist Preacher phones in with a macabre story involving an obese corpse, a soiled pair of boots, and a pragmatic father. Sign up for the Sick...
10/24/2022 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 2 seconds
S&W Episode 865: Romeo and Juliet of Perth
Dee and Kate continue the Spooktober listener contest by discussing killer Aussie couple David and Catherine Birnie and the film that was inspired by their insatiable bloodlust. Tom Jones rings in with a story about almost killing the Queen. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and...
10/16/2022 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 12 seconds
S&W Episode 864: The Austrian Psychopath
Dee and Kate celebrate Spooktober with a listener contest to name the film that was inspired by the ghastly murders committed by Austrian psychopath Werner Kneisek. Big Poppa Smurf phones in about the rapey deathcore scene. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode...
10/9/2022 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 27 seconds
S&W Episode 863: The Devil Made Him Do It
Dee and Kate kick off Spooktober with the grim and grisly Ossett murder case: was it demonic possession that caused Michael Taylor to kill his wife or a Christian cult that warped his sense of reason? Kate’s Fake Mum rings in to share her erotic royal fetish. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon...
10/3/2022 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 26 seconds
S&W Episode 862: Cult of David
After driving by the former Shilo Inn, one of the most haunted sites in Utah, Dee’s inspired to research the backstory involving the suicide of a failed prophet and his wife who murdered their children in an act of religious zealotry. The WAD calls in with parenting advice. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong...
9/26/2022 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 3 seconds
S&W Episode 861: Pearl Necklace
Rather than queue for 22 hours to pay her respects to the queen, Kate prefers to spend her free time arguing with pro-lifers on Instagram. Dee chats with artist Amanda Booth who makes custom “jizzy jewelry” using semen. Listener phones in to prove that not all male nurses are homosexuals. Sign up for the Sick...
9/18/2022 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 40 seconds
S&W Episode 860: Was the Queen a Lizard Person or a Cannibal?
While Kate mourns the loss of her beloved queen, Dee wants to know if Elizabeth II was an alien lizard humanoid or a cannibal seeking eternal youth. Tim calls in about a heavy situation at the maternity ward. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the...
9/11/2022 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 21 seconds
S&W Episode 859: Star Children
Dee thinks that Kate should be hypnotically regressed so she can contact her alien hybrid star children. Interview with Barbara Lamb, world-renowned alien encounter therapist and crop circle expert. Tom Jones phones in about a traumatic experience at work. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and...
9/4/2022 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 43 seconds
S&W Episode 858: Lunch is Served on the Patio with Roasted Child
After learning that the facebook overlords might delete Kate’s account for posting CP, Dee draws several key comparisons between her and morbidly obese child murderer and suspected cannibal, Nathaniel Bar Jonah. Epic Farter phones in about his recent sexcapades. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and...
8/29/2022 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 25 seconds
S&W Episode 857: Killdozer Death Machine
Dee fears being run over by a crazed celeb in a Mini Cooper but Kate tells him that pales in comparison to the destruction caused by Shawn Nelson’s stolen Patton tank and Marvin Heemeyer’s Killdozer Death Machine. Buffalo Bill is planning a road trip and Twisted Firestarter has a shitty experience in basic training. Sign...
8/22/2022 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 45 seconds
S&W Episode 856: Drugs! Satan! Manson!
Was Sharon Tate in a Satanic cult? Did the FBI use psyops to weaponize the Manson Family? Was Helter Skelter a hoax? Did the murders occur because of a drug burn? To commemorate the death anniversary of Sharon Tate and friends, Dee and Kate unravel the various conspiracy theories surrounding the brutal murders on 10050...
8/14/2022 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 59 seconds
S&W Episode 855: Madam Mayhem
Dee and Kate share the salacious story that gripped the British tabloids in the 1970s of former Miss Wyoming Joyce McKinney who chained a Mormon missionary to a bed for three days and raped him repeatedly. The WAD calls in to catch up. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second...
8/7/2022 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 54 seconds
S&W Episode 854: The Most Hated Podcast on the Internet
Dee attempts to redeem himself after new Netflix schlockuseries The Most Hated Man on the Internet uses his words out of context and besmirches the good name of this podcast. Stuart rings in with a classic sick and wrong shit story. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and...
8/1/2022 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 21 seconds
S&W Episode 853: The Blood Who Shot Ricky
Kate finally came down with the Covid. This week your hosts watched the iconic 90s film Boyz n the Hood to research the insane Hollywood story of Lloyd Avery II who played the Blood who shot Doughboy’s brother Ricky in the film. Glasgow Greg calls in about an intimate encounter with his wife and Ted...
7/24/2022 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 25 seconds
S&W Episode 852: Hitler’s Secret Police
Dee and Kate’s visit to the Gestapo prison museum in Cologne inspires them to discuss the brutal and sadistic interrogation methods of Hitler’s Secret Police. Drunk guy calls in about his special relationship with his dog and Kate’s Fake mum calls in about Dee’s recent colonoscopy. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to...
7/17/2022 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 43 seconds
S&W Episode 851: World’s Only Holy Ghost Filled Man
Dee admires England for marginalizing religious nutters rather than giving them lifetime appointments on the Supreme Court. Interview with author Bob Hickman who claims to be sexually violated and physically tormented by the Holy Ghost on a daily basis. Mash calls in with a graphic story about an ear injury and Jizzmaster Jake triumphantly returns...
7/10/2022 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 5 seconds
S&W Episode 850: Secret Service and the Mall Passer
The recent headlines about the Jan 6 incident involving the Secret Service and former Pres. Donald Trump led Dee to research a case where agents, investigating a counterfeiting operation, stumbled upon the most dangerous felon ever at large in America. Tom Jones calls in about visiting the multiverse on DMT and Marshall Island Tony holds...
7/3/2022 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 10 seconds
S&W Episode 849: Highway of Death
While Dee suffers anxiety from his impending colonoscopy, Kate lets him know that it could be much worse: he could be a migrant traveling with his family on Mexico’s Highway of Death. Glasgow Greg shares a curious dream involving his dog and a hobo and a longtime listener calls in with a story about an...
6/27/2022 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 10 seconds
S&W Episode 848: Dead Dads Club
Dee and Kate hire a psychic to make contact with their deceased dads so they can wish them both a happy Father’s Day. Tim calls in about having a ball with his father-in-law and we hear from Epic Farter who recently purchased a serial killer van. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to...
6/20/2022 • 1 hour, 27 minutes
S&W Episode 847: Bloodbath in Michigan
Mass murders are as American as apple pie, but the worst mass murder in US history you haven’t even heard of: The Bath School massacre. Kate’s Fake Mum calls in about some Top Gun trauma and a listener emails in a thought experiment. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second...
6/12/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 49 seconds
S&W Episode 846: Russian Doll Man
Dee relives the horror of Kate’s wanton desecration of celebrity graves at a Los Angeles cemetery but she pales in comparison to Russian necropolist Anatoly Moskvin and his special doll collection. Listener calls in about his first experience with LSD at a Grateful Dead concert. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear...
6/6/2022 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 42 seconds
S&W Episode 845: The Gacy You Never Knew
Dee and Kate discuss new revelations about serial killer John Wayne Gacy with Bob Motta, host of the Defense Diaries podcast, whose father was Gacy’s defense attorney. Atheist Preacher calls in with a romantic story from his new job as a cadaver transporter. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second...
5/30/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 38 seconds
S&W Episode 844: Silence of the Lambs
Dee and Kate’s recent visit to Pasadena inspired them to research the ghoulish crimes of mortician David Wayne Sconce who turned his family’s funeral home into a nightmare cremation factory. The Swede calls in about a horrific workplace injury and Tom Jones phones in a story involving MDMA and a woman who looked like Hagrid....
5/23/2022 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 23 seconds
S&W Episode 843: Dog Crate Prison Break
After reading about correctional officer Vicky White helping inmate Casey White escape from prison, Dee wonders if Kate would do the same. Interview with author Toby Dorr who helped inmate and lover John Manard escape from a Kansas prison in a dog crate. Aussie cop calls in about a recent suicide. Sign up for the...
5/15/2022 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 25 seconds
S&W Episode 842: Biohacking Abortion Pills
Dee and Kate celebrate Mother’s Day by interviewing Mixæl Laufer from anarchist biohacking network, Four Thieves Vinegar Collective, about their recipe for homemade abortion pills. Listener asks Kate for love advice and FM embarks on a speed dating adventure. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode...
5/9/2022 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 13 seconds
S&W Episode 841: Dungeons and Discrimination
After researching Varg Vikernes’ MYFAROG, Dee and Kate discover that fantasy RPGs are infused with regressive stereotypes about sex, race and power, starting from the OG Dungeons & Dragons to the oft-maligned F.A.T.A.L. Listener inquires about Dee’s upcoming colonoscopy. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode...
5/2/2022 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 33 seconds
S&W Episode 840: Sex Lives of the Nazis
Dee and Kate booked a vacay to the Rhineland this summer, their first holiday abroad as a married couple, which leads Kate to wonder what did the perfect Nazi wife do to make her husband happy? Listener calls in with a story about a French doctor and a decaying tampon. Sign up for the Sick...
4/24/2022 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 55 seconds
S&W Episode 839: Am I Evel?
Inspired by the new Jackass Forever film, Dee and Kate explore the tumultuous life of Evel Knievel: original daredevil, con artist, and carnival showman. Listener calls in with a story of a violent Canadian house party brawl. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
4/18/2022 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 36 seconds
S&W Episode 838: Dolphins, Drugs, and Handjobs
Dee’s attempt to market the podcraft at his friend’s wedding spectacularly backfires when he lets everyone know that this week’s episode is about Dr. John Lilly who gave LSD to dolphins while teaching them English and his lab assistant who gave them handjobs. Adam from Tokyo calls in about a horrific foot injury and Buffalo...
4/11/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 41 seconds
S&W Episode 837: Nightmare in Chowchilla
The recent parole of Frederick Newhall Woods inspires Dee and Kate to share the story of the infamous Chowchilla bus kidnapping where 26 children were buried alive. Borderline Christina calls in with her defense of cannibalism. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
4/4/2022 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 12 seconds
S&W Episode 836: The Tragic Kingdom
For Kate’s last week in California, Dee takes her to Disneyland to explore the many tragic deaths and mishaps that have occurred in the so-called happiest place on earth. Kate’s Fake Mum calls in about an identity crisis at work and Marshall Island Tony is rather upset with the hosts of this podcraft. Sign up...
3/28/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 3 seconds
S&W Episode 835: Who’s the Hottest Manson Chick?
Kate follows the Manson Murder trail – from Alcatraz to the infamous gates of Cielo Drive. Inspired by her unholy quest, this week we blow the bloody doors off the ultimate murder mystery: who WAS the hottest Manson chick? A leek eating listener calls in with a psychedelic acid trip. Sign up for the Sick...
3/20/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 47 seconds
S&W Episode 834: Uncle Lloyd Kaufman
Kate’s in Hollywood searching for stars and her wet dreams come true when she and Dee chat with writer and director Lloyd Kaufman about the upcoming Toxic Avenger reboot and his new film Shakespeare’s Shitstorm. Vibrato the human vibrator calls in about Hanukkah. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second...
3/13/2022 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 21 seconds
S&W Episode 833: Did a Woman Kill the Black Dahlia?
This whole world is going to Hell and Kate is here in Hollywood! In between visits to the notorious LA crime scenes, she plans to tell Dee who really killed the Black Dahlia and the reason she thinks the killer was a woman. Listener calls in with a fishy tale. Sign up for the Sick...
3/7/2022 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 26 seconds
S&W Episode 832: Russia’s Psychic Soldiers
While ordinary citizens in the Ukraine fearlessly take up arms against the invading Russian army, Dee feels it’s only a matter of time until Putin unleashes his secret Psychic super soldiers from the basement of the Kremlin. British listener calls in with his observations on life in Los Angeles. Sign up for the Sick and...
2/28/2022 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 10 seconds
S&W Episode 831: It’s a Sausage Party Starring Sada Abe
Kate’s birthday show is a severed sausage party where she gleefully recounts the tale of the murderous geisha Sada Abe who erotically asphyxiated her lover and then cut off his penis and testicles as souvenirs. Listener calls in with Valentine’s Day story about a crack ninja and another listener has a torrid tale of two...
2/21/2022 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 52 seconds
S&W Episode 830: Super Bowl Serial Killers
Dee feels the best technique to be disinvited from your in-laws’ Super Bowl party is to overshare the graphic details of St Louis Cardinals defensive end Robert Rozier’s violent crimes committed on the order of black supremacist cult, the Nation of Yahweh. Listener calls in with a nightmarish story about edibles and machetes. Sign up...
2/14/2022 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 42 seconds
S&W Episode 829: The True Story of Bloodsport
Dee and Kate discuss the unbelievable life of Frank Dux, the only westerner to ever win the Kumite, an underground martial arts tournament shrouded in secrecy. Listener calls in with a heartwarming holiday story and Marshall Island Tony calls in about strippers and rodents. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the...
2/7/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 40 seconds
S&W Episode 828: Death of a Libertine
Tribute to Harrison P. Lovecraft, former host of Sick and Wrong Podcast (Episodes 501-753). Rest in Power. Check out more Harrison phone calls and clips on the SW Second Show this week: https://www.patreon.com/posts/s-w-episode-828-61877952 United States: https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helplinehttps://samaritanshope.org/our-services/24-7-helpline/https://testkitplus.com/ United Kingdom: https://www.samaritans.org/
1/31/2022 • 2 hours, 26 minutes, 35 seconds
S&W Episode 827: Murder, He Wrote
A Denver author who self-published novels about his future killing spree brings to mind Polish philosopher turned killer Krystian Bala and his sadomasochistic novel Amok. Listener calls in with a story about Hoteps, members of an African American antisemitic hate group. We will be livestreaming a tribute to Harrison next Saturday so send in your...
1/24/2022 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 51 seconds
S&W Episode 826: The Killing of a Unicorn
The recent passing of film director Peter Bogdanovich inspires Kate to tell Dee the story of the gruesome slaying of Playboy Playmate and aspiring Hollywood starlet Dorothy Stratten. Listener calls in with a tale about a large woman and Tom Jones calls in with a story about the family mutt. Sign up for the Sick...
1/17/2022 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 7 seconds
S&W Episode 825: Jew Flu Conspiracy
To commemorate Insurrection Day, Dee and Kate delve into the origin of the antisemitic conspiracy theory that the Jews masterminded the coronavirus pandemic for world domination. Christina calls in about filming a masturbation porn scene and the WAD is mistaken for a skinhead. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second...
1/10/2022 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 30 seconds
S&W Episode 824: Holiday Show Spectacular Part 2
In Part 2 of the S&W Holiday Show Spectacular, Dee and Kate chat with Dee’s Irritable Bowel Sister and Big Jer about Baby Shmuley’s first Chrismukkah and their bittersweet move out of the Tenderloin. Wackerle spins a holiday yarn about his romantic gesture towards a former roommate involving her black sweater, a single red rose,...
1/2/2022 • 58 minutes, 29 seconds
S&W Episode 823: Holiday Show Spectacular Part 1
In Part 1 of the S&W Holiday Show Spectacular, Dee and Kate hear all about Wackerle’s new holiday innovation: Noon Year’s Eve and John Steele lets us know how he plans to decorate his Christmas tree this year. Happy Holidays!
12/26/2021 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 43 seconds
S&W Episode 822: Psychedelic Origin of Santa Claus
Dee reveals the psychedelic origin of Santa Claus and feels that if the whole family celebrated Christmas by drinking magic mushroom reindeer piss, this holiday would be much more tolerable. Listener calls in with a story about drunken sleepwalking. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly...
12/19/2021 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 52 seconds
S&W Episode 821: Real Life Buffalo Bill
While Kate suffers from a seasonal sickness, Dee lets her know it could be much worse; she could be held captive in the basement pit of real-life Buffalo Bill, Gary Heidnik. Listener calls in with some Thanksgiving drama and celebrity martial artist Jean Claude Van Damme teaches us how to swear in Swedish. Sign up...
12/12/2021 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 44 seconds
S&W Episode 820: Death Row – The Final Minutes
Dee and Kate chat with former journalist Michelle Lyons about her memoir Death Row: The Final Minutes where she witnessed and reported on 300 executions by the state of Texas. Stuart calls in with a harrowing tale about his cross dressing father coming out to his intoxicated uncle and Mash shares an equally harrowing tale about...
12/5/2021 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 53 seconds
S&W Episode 819: Wipe It Till It Bleeds
Dee’s experience with post-Thanksgiving gastrointestinal distress leads him to give thanks for the invention of toilet paper and share its taboo and hygienic history with the listening audience. Christina calls in about a strange request from her Buddhist boyfriend which led to the discovery of her BPD. RIP Hank Von Hell.
11/29/2021 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 38 seconds
S&W Episode 818: Gangs Wear Badges in Los Angeles
Inspired by the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, Dee decides to launch a nonprofit with the goal of arming the teens of Wisconsin. Your hosts delve into the history behind the ruthless deputy gangs of LA county and highlight several active police gangs still menacing the community. Listener calls in with a story of crackhead karma. Sign...
11/22/2021 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 45 seconds
S&W Episode 817: Unit 731 – Auschwitz of the East
To commemorate Veterans Day, Dee and Kate reveal the horrific human experiments conducted by Japanese Mengele, Shiro Ishii, at Unit 731, the Auschwitz of the East. First time caller reminisces about the day he found out his violent drunk dad is a transvestite. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second...
11/15/2021 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 10 seconds
S&W Episode 816: Firefighter Psychic Medium
Kate Rambo receives a 10% off coupon to Adamandeve.com to commemorate her one-year anniversary as cohost of this fine podcraft. Dee interviews Andrew “Raz” Radziewicz, an FDNY firefighter and psychic medium who regularly makes contact with extraterrestrials and ghosts, including President Abraham Lincoln. Listeners phone in with belated spooky Halloween stories. Sign up for the...
11/7/2021 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 52 seconds
S&W Episode 815: The Con Artists Behind The Conjuring
In this scandalous Halloween episode, Dee and Kate reveal the rotten truth behind the con artists of the Conjuring Universe: Ed and Lorraine Warren. Listener phones in with a spooky tale of getting spiked at a costume party while dressed as Skeletor. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show,...
11/1/2021 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 40 seconds
S&W Episode 814: Freaks and Geeks
A conversation about Naked Attraction spinoffs involving contestants with deformities leads Dee and Kate to discuss the intriguing life and death of Grady Stiles, aka Lobster Boy. Listeners phone in with spooky tales of homeless ghosts in Edinburgh, Japanese swear words, and Geordies who like to get pegged on special occasions. Sign up for the...
10/24/2021 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 59 seconds
S&W Episode 813: Nazi Camelot
Dee and Kate reveal the secrets of Himmler’s Nazi Camelot where the deaths of millions were plotted by a round table of maniacal black-clad SS knights. Listeners call in with stories of alternative Covid vaccines and roman showers. Dee and Kate launch Sick and Wrong Second Show on Patreon with a major announcement. Sign up...
10/17/2021 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 55 seconds
S&W Episode 812: Vampira vs Elvira
Kate hopes to put the Ho in Halloween by telling Dee all about Vampira, the original Hostess of Horror. Not to be out ho’d, Dee spooks back with Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, in this spooktacular Halloween ho-down. Listeners call in with spooky tales of dead babies, ghost trains, and phantom pissers. Sign up for...
