Each week, Marcus Parks and Jackie Zebrowski explore the worlds of screwin' and bad brain business as they answer questions from you, the listener! Email us at cavecomedyradio@gmail.com to ask us questions!
Episode 183: I Want Your Musk on My Musk
Jackie & Marcus discuss the pressure from family to get married, slowly growing apart from a SO and answer a listener's email about issues orgasming while on medication.
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2/2/2018 • 29 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 182: Choose to Phoenix
Jackie and Marcus discuss using anger productively, getting back up after falling on your face, and tiny tantrums.
1/19/2018 • 37 minutes, 30 seconds
Episode 181: In The Small Shell
The hiatus is over and Marcus and Jackie are back in studio to discuss breakups, fake anxieties and starting life all over again.
1/12/2018 • 35 minutes, 13 seconds
Episode 180: Moving On
Marcus and Jackie discuss what it means to be able to end a therapy cycle, and hear from a woman who has trouble communicating her emotions to those closest to her.
6/6/2017 • 26 minutes, 45 seconds
Episode 179: The Good Steam
Jackie and Marcus discuss recovery from a bout of depression, and read a letter from a woman who is concerned about starting the wrong medication.
5/10/2017 • 29 minutes, 15 seconds
Episode 178: Concrete Columns
Marcus and Jackie discuss the idea that part of growing up is learning to communicate the hard stuff with yourself and your loved ones, and respond to a letter from a listener trying to decide if they’re on the right medication.
5/3/2017 • 33 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode177: Big Into Mouths
Marcus and Jackie are back after a brief hiatus to talk about how paranoia can affect a relationship, and answer a letter from a woman who is having trouble balancing her sex-positive world views with her desire to date monogamously.
4/25/2017 • 24 minutes, 13 seconds
Episode 176: Eraserhead
Jackie and Marcus talk about bad dreams and answer a question from a guy wondering whether he should get a hold of an ex girlfriend to ask for forgiveness.
2/21/2017 • 29 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 175: Thing Ba Thing
Jackie and Marcus talk about how to both say no and avoid the anxiety that comes along with it and answer a question from a woman whose husband is oh so addicted to porn.
2/15/2017 • 35 minutes, 47 seconds
Episode 174: Tough Mudder
Marcus and Jackie talk about the road to the right medication and answer questions from a woman whose boyfriend is driving all her friends away with his constant demands on her time.
1/25/2017 • 29 minutes
Episode 173: A Fine Fat Goose
Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about accepting the realities of medicating and answer a question from a gal looking for self esteem tips and a guy wanting to know how to deal with homesickness during the holidays.
12/21/2016 • 33 minutes, 13 seconds
Episode 172: Future Thinking
On today's SAOHA: Jackie talks about dealing with her anxiety about the immediate future, whatever it may be, and answer a letter from a woman wanting to keep her own kids from having the combative relationship she's got with her own sister.
12/14/2016 • 27 minutes, 19 seconds
Episode 171: Golden Handcuffs
This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about how to appreciate the person on the other side of your mental struggles and answer questions from a nanny looking to get out of her job and a girl looking to control her OCD-induced anger.
11/21/2016 • 35 minutes, 14 seconds
Episode 170: A Minor Bitch
Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about holding on to the good shit and answer a question from a girl with Borderline Personality Disorder.
11/3/2016 • 26 minutes, 33 seconds
Episode 169: The Bombasidor
This week on SAOHA: Jackie talks about a friend going through a sticky time and we answer a question from a woman thinking about getting into escort work.
10/27/2016 • 21 minutes, 25 seconds
Episode 168: License To Mope
Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about a recent huge milestone in Jackie's life and answer a question from a Democrat in love with a Republican.
10/20/2016 • 32 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 167: Grudge
This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about poison grudges and answer a question from a woman asking about her fiance's non-existent sex drive.
9/29/2016 • 31 minutes, 11 seconds
Episode 166: Back Again
Marcus and Jackie are back after a long hiatus to talk about what's been going on these last couple of months and answer a letter from a gal asking if she should just give up on romantic relationships.
9/22/2016 • 34 minutes, 19 seconds
Episode 165: Human
Jackie and Marcus finally figure out a good way to talk to someone who doesn't live with mental illness and answer a question from a woman trying to figure out how to not get bored and chuck away every relationship she's a part of.
5/26/2016 • 20 minutes, 56 seconds
Episode 164: Sturgill
Today on SAOHA: Jackie talks about her recent experience seeing Sturgill Simpson and how it relates to courage in artistic expression and the two answer an email from a woman asking about getting married too early.
5/3/2016 • 31 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 163: Chill Bill
This week Marcus talks about unlocking memories through music and he and Jackie hear a response letter from someone with some very encouraging words for last week's letter writer, Shotput.
4/7/2016 • 24 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 162: Scary and Hard
Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about how to self-reflect without self-hating the fuck outta yourself and answer a letter from someone who ain't sure if what they're doing in life is what they're meant to do.
3/24/2016 • 28 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 161: A Fine Night for a Curse
Today on SAOHA: Marcus discovers a new dimension to bipolar disorder and the two answer a question from a listener wondering what to do about her fuck-up brother.
3/21/2016 • 28 minutes, 1 second
Episode 160: Action Jacket
We're back! Jackie and Marcus talk about the seasonal fuckupery that caused our hiatus and answer letters from one listener thinking about going into the Canadian Armed Forces and another worried about a possible mental health diagnosis.
3/3/2016 • 34 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 159: She Knows
Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus wax Bowie and answer a question from a listener who's a might bit afraid of getting out into sex land.
1/14/2016 • 32 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 158: A Different Stress
Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about swapping New York stress for home stress and answer a question from an Australian asking if she's doing it right.
12/20/2015 • 31 minutes, 49 seconds
Episode 157: Stressful and Brown
Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about how to not forget the things that make you happy when dealing with maintaining your shit and answer a letter from a friend that's wanting to know how to get through a grieving Christmas.
12/10/2015 • 35 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 156: Done with Cattitude
Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus answer letters from a girl whose boyfriend's best friend has decided to go full dickhead and a nurse who is at her wit's end with her job.
12/3/2015 • 32 minutes, 47 seconds
Episode 155: On the Jackie's Edge
Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about supressing their inner bully and answer a question from a younger gal with some overwhelming feelings for an older man.
11/19/2015 • 35 minutes, 1 second
Episode 154: Stinking on Purpose
It's a short one today as we talk about how to deal with getting through the low lows after a high high and what happens when everyone seems to be stinking on purpose.
11/12/2015 • 15 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 153: Panties for Days
Today on SAOHA: Marcus laments a loss that is nowhere as bad as he thinks he is and the two answer a question about a problem that is nowhere as insurmountable as the writer thinks it is.
10/29/2015 • 27 minutes, 56 seconds
Episode 152: Lime City
Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about better ways to push that pleasure button and answer questions about a sexual experiment gone possibly wrong and how to reconnect with a friend who cut you off for the right reasons.
10/15/2015 • 39 minutes, 53 seconds
Episode 151: Bird Flu
Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about the difference between giving up and letting go and answer letters from a guy wanting to know if he's crazy (he isn't) and a girl who has a sex problem with her new beau.
10/1/2015 • 37 minutes, 45 seconds
Episode 150: Bottom Feelers
Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about Marcus' lack of responsibility last week and answer a letter from a girl who's skeptical about a family trip with her boyfriend.
9/24/2015 • 30 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 149: Who Framed Snakes
Today on SAOHA, Jackie and Marcus wax philisophical on Who Framed Roger Rabbit and answer questions from a dude looking to separate friendships and another wondering how to get over his social anxiety when it comes to finding like minded people at college.
9/10/2015 • 38 minutes, 39 seconds
Episode 148: Gunx Lyfe
Jackie and Marcus return from a particularly inspiring vacation in the Gunks upstate and answer a question from a Humane Society employee with compassion fatigue.
8/26/2015 • 41 minutes, 27 seconds
Girls In Bikinis
Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk why the phrase "Who wears the pants" is weird and unhelpful plus answer a question from a girl looking to help out with her friend in her fight against her mother,
8/6/2015 • 36 minutes, 45 seconds
Racoons
Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie meditate on the words "choice", "must", and "will", and answer an email from a guy on the verge of moving back home.
7/30/2015 • 31 minutes, 17 seconds
Joot
Today on SAOHA: Marcus prepares look for the difference between chemical and organic when it comes to the bad brain and the pair answers a question from someone on their way up.
7/22/2015 • 32 minutes, 40 seconds
What to Do Now
On today's episode Jackie and Marcus talk about being recently touched by suicide and answer a question from a girl who needs to get the hell out of a bad relationship.
7/20/2015 • 34 minutes, 5 seconds
Episode 143: Time For Me To Eat My Cat Food
Marcus and Jackie talk about Marcus' recent misadventures in depression over the last couple of weeks and answer a return letter from a guy looking to get his girlfriend more comfortable with masturbation.
7/12/2015 • 27 minutes, 3 seconds
Episode 141: The Raymond
Jackie and Marcus talk about the new documentary The Nightmare about sleep paralysis and answer a question about how far is too far when knowing what's best for someone else.
7/12/2015 • 34 minutes, 40 seconds
Episode 140: You Go F*ck
Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about the release of the Cowmen album and answer a question from a woman looking to see how to not waste time with her husband.
7/12/2015 • 33 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 139: Twin Sisters
Jackie and Marcus talk (and kinda argue!) about whether or not satisfaction is a dirty word and answer a letter from a guy who has a bitchy, possibly evil friend of his significant other.
5/7/2015 • 35 minutes, 41 seconds
Episode 138: Geiner
This week Jackie and Marcus talks about how Marcus relates not to fifties double murderer and skin aficionado Ed Gein but to the kid who befriended him and answer a letter from a guy wanting to help out his dad with a malicious gold digger.
5/7/2015 • 36 minutes, 42 seconds
Episode 137 Mayonnaise In Your Eggs
This week it's all about getting your mayonnaise and eggs in order as we talk goal sheets, how to return to a place after a long absence wherever it may be, and how to deal with alcoholism creeping in to your life.
5/7/2015 • 38 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 136: Bless This Mess
It's a pinballin' episode today as we discuss how being a terrible person makes the world a terrible place and answer a letter from someone looking to break the habit of feeling like he fakes every aspect of his life.
5/7/2015 • 42 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 135: The Pew Next To You
Jackie and Marcus delve deeper into the negative impacts of religion on mental health with a discussion on the similarities between certain sects of Christianity and Scientology and answer a letter from a woman who wants to know how to reconcile her depression with her boyfriend's anger.
5/7/2015 • 42 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 134: A General Ninny
Marcus and Jackie talk about the processes that made them into accepting themselves as the people they are today and answer a question from a listener looking to up her ability to not pay attention to the Hollywood types.
5/7/2015 • 43 minutes, 45 seconds
Episode 133: Fresh Outta Hecks
Having become fresh outta hecks, Marcus comes out of a long depression and question one woman looking to leave her job at Walmart and a response from a woman with a narcissistic mother gives her input on the last episode.
5/7/2015 • 38 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 132: Turtle Shooter
Jackie talks about strange journey of grief and relief she's been feeling over the last week and letters from a woman in an unsatisfying sexual relationship and a couple asking about a decision between moving and Europe are answered.
5/7/2015 • 48 minutes, 53 seconds
Episode: 131 Rewards
Jackie and Marcus talk about tackling their current addictions and answer letters from a guy who's got a girl using him for attention and a lady wondering whether she should tell her fiance about her past.
5/7/2015 • 48 minutes, 40 seconds
Episode 129/30: You Got It!
Marcus talks about a horrific panic attack brought on by new medication and the two answer questions from a guy looking to help his brother out of a toxic relationship.
5/7/2015 • 39 minutes
Episode 128: My Thighs Are Wet
Jackie and Marcus answer letters from a former addict looking to break out of her depression and a guy from the UK living in Japan looking to bridge the cultural gap with his Japanese girlfriend.
5/7/2015 • 41 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 127: Spread
Jackie and Marcus talk about the mental illness memoirs Jackie has been reading and answer a question from a girl looking to get back into the fuck game.
5/7/2015 • 27 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 126: Toothpicks
Marcus unlocks a new chamber in his mind brain and sheds another lasting layer of Christianity, plus questions and comments from the Facebook page get addressed!
5/7/2015 • 39 minutes
Episode 125: Lizard Eye
Jackie and Marcus talk about a letter from a friend who got over his PTSD using meditation and answer a question from a kid whose friend is being a dick.
5/7/2015 • 28 minutes, 41 seconds
Episode 123: Speaking in Tongues
Jackie and Marcus talk weird-ass meditation and answer a question from a gal looking to help her significant other with his anxiety and depression.
5/7/2015 • 46 minutes, 2 seconds
Episode 124: Existence
Marcus talks about the completely sober visions he's been experiencing and the duo answer a question from a high schooler looking for friends and take a follow up from our old pal Wigwam.
5/7/2015 • 52 minutes, 1 second
Episode 122: First Mate Sloth
Jackie and Marcus talk about how horror movies fit into the scheme of relationships and how to tackle panic attacks that come years apart.
5/7/2015 • 44 minutes, 41 seconds
Episode 121: Spin Off Into Space
On the second of two episodes this week, Jackie and Marcus talk the anxiety of meeting new people and answer questions about masturbation technique and what to do when you you're paranoid about medication making life too easy.
5/7/2015 • 38 minutes, 54 seconds
Episode 120: A New Rug
Jackie and Marcus talk about Jackie's liberating weekend photo shoot and answer letters from a guy looking to put his life back together after a bad meds trip and a girl worried about getting a new therapist.
5/7/2015 • 49 minutes, 2 seconds
Episode 119: Good Stop Switch
Jackie and Marcus talk about a new way of dealing with paranoia and answer a particularly rough question from a new bride.
5/7/2015 • 40 minutes, 19 seconds
Episode 118: Between Ball and Sphere
Jackie and Marcus talk about sizes of love and answer questions from a dude wanting to know how to buy condoms and respond to a woman who was a survivor of domestic abuse.
5/7/2015 • 39 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 117: Rock Snake
Jackie and Marcus talk about mental phantom limbs and answer questions from a person who's got it all figured out but just doesn't know it yet and a guy looking to come out to his Marine dad.
5/7/2015 • 42 minutes, 22 seconds
Episode 116: Rat Maze
Jackie and Marcus talk about Jackie being confused for a domestic violence victim and answer emails from a girl wondering whether it's depression or hormones and a long-time listener at the end of her rope.
5/7/2015 • 48 minutes, 53 seconds
Episode 115: Nance
Jackie tells of a magical medicolegal death investigator that she met upstate and we answer a letter from a wife looking to solve a familial dispute over money, which is always terrible.
5/7/2015 • 46 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 114: Capability
Jackie and Marcus talk about how to get over feeling guilty about things that haven't even happened yet and answer questions from a follow up involving a traveling husband and a girl asking about repressed memories.
5/7/2015 • 55 minutes, 5 seconds
Episode 113: World's Greatest Dad
Jackie and Marcus talk about suicide and answer letters from a girl trying to escape a sociopath.
5/7/2015 • 41 minutes, 51 seconds
Episode 112: Bush
Jackie and Marcus talk about Jackie's murder dream and answer letters from a guy looking for the best way to approach strange women and a dude who wants to get out of a bad situation.
5/7/2015 • 36 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 111: Wacky Thomas
Jackie and Marcus talk about adjusting to single life and answer letters from a guy looking to keep his family from imploding and a girl who's trying to keep her friends from bringing her down.
5/7/2015 • 41 minutes, 35 seconds
Episode 110: Just for the Halibut
Jackie and Marcus both return from wonderful vacations and answer questions from a couple dudes with similar dating problems and we get a sweet-ass update from our local fetish guy.
5/7/2015 • 35 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 109: Lung Users
Jackie and Marcus talk about summer stress and answer letters from a dude wondering what he should do with his creative endeavors and a gal who's about to move to the big city.
5/7/2015 • 38 minutes, 41 seconds
Episode 108: American
Marcus and Jackie talk about being American and answer questions from a guy looking to accept his own fetish, another who got caught stealing medication, and another who might need to rethink a bit.
5/7/2015 • 54 minutes, 14 seconds
Episode 107: Standing on the Edge
Marcus and Jackie go through the ups and downs of child psychology and answer a question from a guy struggling with his schizophrenia.
5/7/2015 • 41 minutes, 22 seconds
Episode 106: Defension
Jackie and Marcus talk about a new way to look at life and answer questions from one gal looking to improve herself in a single situation and another who needs to get the hell out of a bad situation.
5/7/2015 • 41 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 105: Dad Catch
Jackie and Marcus talk about how to talk about work with your significant other and answer questions from one kid who needs to know how to get over a gal and another who is worried about his counselor leaving.
5/7/2015 • 44 minutes, 1 second
Episode 104: Biejos
Jackie and Marcus get letters from two encouraging gals who've sought help and another from a girl with body issues of the opposite side of the spectrum.
5/7/2015 • 42 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 103: It Always Blows
Jackie briefly loses it over a piece of fan fiction and the two answer letters from a woman looking to get away from her grandmother and another looking for some real help.
5/7/2015 • 42 minutes, 58 seconds
Episode 102: Crash
Jackie talks about a recent near-death experience and the two answer a letter concerning something they've never had to face before.
5/7/2015 • 33 minutes, 42 seconds
Episode 101: Boss Level
Jackie talks about old struggles come back to haunt while she and Marcus answer a follow-up letter from a guy who just learned some hard truths about himself and his family.
5/7/2015 • 51 minutes, 59 seconds
Episode 100: Love the Snake
Marcus and Jackie talk Easter, fight the darkness, and answer a letter from a girl that has some issues with a salty mother.
5/7/2015 • 52 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 99: Sharpshootin' Maggert
Jackie and Marcus talk about facing the darkness in the world and answer a letter from a guy who is having his soul corroded by a girl.
5/7/2015 • 49 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 98: Write It Down
Jackie talks about taking a new direction in life and we answer questions from a guy who wants to know how to deal with difficult therapy sessions and another who is having problems with sexual attraction.
5/7/2015 • 47 minutes, 58 seconds
Episode 97: The Brotherhood of Antidepressants
Jackie and Marcus talk about the positive and negative effects of a damn good TV show on the psyche and answer a question from a dude looking to cool it on his emotional neediness.
5/7/2015 • 46 minutes, 35 seconds
Episode 96: Winona Dunridher
Jackie and Marcus talk exhaustion and answer a letter from a gal who's a bit confused as to the purpose of Tinder.
5/7/2015 • 58 minutes, 39 seconds
Episode 95: Darlene Love
Jackie and Marcus discuss 20 Feet from Stardom and smoking and answer a letter from a gal looking to choose between what she wants to do and what everyone else wants her to do.
5/7/2015 • 40 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 94: Ratchet
Jackie and Marcus talk about the future to come and answer letters from a guy looking to keep connected with a gal pal and another dude looking to get rid of his.
5/7/2015 • 45 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 93: Deep Cuts
Marcus and Jackie welcome special guest Justy Dodge into the studio to help out a listener who's been having problems with self-harm and answer a letter from a man who doesn't know what to do about a friend's possibly violent dilemma.
5/7/2015 • 59 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 92: Dickishness Necessary
Jackie talks about how to deal with an annoyance in her own home and the duo answer questions from a girl looking to reach O and a guy looking to extricate an ex-girlfriend from his life.
5/7/2015 • 38 minutes, 47 seconds
Episode 91: Make Noise and Free Yourself
Jackie and Marcus talk winter depression/happiness, follow up on our girl who wasn't getting the required love from her husband, and tell a kid looking to come out to his parents in the worst way possible to maybe find a better way.
5/7/2015 • 57 minutes, 39 seconds
Episode 90: Lewis and Clarkin' It
Jackie and Marcus talk about ending friendships and answer a letter from a woman whose husband's sex drive has been lacking.
5/7/2015 • 48 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 89: The Act of Vincent
Jackie and Marcus talk about the documentaries they've been watching lately including Vincet: A Life In Color and The Act of Killing and answer a letter from a dude who just can't get over the woman who left him for another man.
5/7/2015 • 39 minutes, 53 seconds
Episode 88: Gagglies Always Jickin'
Marcus and Jackie talk about open relationships and answer letters from a girl with a great example of not listening to terrible friends and another from Canada with a bit of but not really a boy problem.
5/7/2015 • 36 minutes, 45 seconds
Episode 87: Stalker
Jackie and Marcus talk about the breakthroughs of Christmas and answer letters from a girl looking to get rid of a terrible friend and another who is dealing with the beginnings of a stalk.
5/7/2015 • 53 minutes, 15 seconds
Episode 86: Pork Dumpling
Jackie takes a tumble much to the delight of a group of Brooklyn teenagers and we answer letters from a kid looking to get over a breakup and a girl who who needs to find a new group of friends.
5/7/2015 • 40 minutes, 34 seconds
Episode 85: Merry Effin Christmas
Marcus and Jackie answer letters from a college student in Luxembourg with an anger problem and a kid from upstate who is terrified of graduating.
5/7/2015 • 44 minutes, 25 seconds
Episode 84: Stuck on the Roof
Jackie and Marcus talk about people as cats, Marcus' finger puppet monster thoughts, and the wonderful Thanksgiving they just had.
5/7/2015 • 43 minutes, 13 seconds
Episode 83: Happy Birthday
Jackie and Marcus talk about the miracle of Thanksgiving and whether or not we live in a fallen world. We probably do.
5/7/2015 • 32 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 82: Porno Burning
Marcus mourns the singed remains of his teenage porno collection and we field a question from a kid worried about a friend who's smoking a bit too much weed.
5/7/2015 • 28 minutes, 15 seconds
Episode 81: Obstruct Obstacle
Jackie pulls Marcus out of the depths of negativity and the duo answers questions from a dude asking about his irregular ejaculations and an old listener looking to solve a potential family conflict.
5/7/2015 • 39 minutes, 36 seconds
Episode 80: Animal Shambles
Jackie talks about a tense interaction with a homeless guy on the bus and a letter from a dude with a bi-polar girlfriend is answered.
5/7/2015 • 36 minutes, 18 seconds
Episode 79: Theremin/Coke
Jackie and Marcus answer questions from a listener who's all mixed up about his sexuality and talk about the dangers of doing coke and listening to theremin music for hours on end.
5/7/2015 • 33 minutes, 19 seconds
Episode 78: Cracker Spawn
Marcus and Jackie talk about their future progenies and answer questions from a kid looking to get laid in college and another asking if he should rekindle an old flame.
5/7/2015 • 41 minutes, 51 seconds
Episode 77: True Horse
Jackie and Marcus talk about Jackie's drunk-ass country vacation and answer questions from a Tallahassee dude asking advice on a long distance relationship and a woman looking to regain her confidence after having a kid.
5/7/2015 • 39 minutes, 18 seconds
Episode 76: Lift The Horse Again
Marcus and Jackie talk about the zodiac signs of serial killers, just how long someone should wait after a full mental break before setting out on a new stage of their life, and the terrible people who cry wolf about having a mental illness. Today's letter: a fratboy comes out of the closet and is having a hard time finding a life-bro.
5/7/2015 • 53 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 75: Insignificant
Marcus and Jackie talk about a return to weed, Calvin and Hobbes, and a letter from a listener asking about her bipolar disorder.
5/7/2015 • 47 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 74: The Hottest Panic Attacks In Town
Jackie and Marcus survive a heat wave and give advice to a woman trying to escape a horrible relationship with a soldier.
5/7/2015 • 28 minutes, 14 seconds
Episode 72: Plus Two Speech Skills
Marcus and Jackie answer questions from a dude having trouble hooking up in his home country of Canada, a teen looking to see how he can stamp down sexual urges with his girlfriend, and a fantastic woman asking if she's doing the right thing in trying to gain custody of her cousin's children. She is.
5/7/2015 • 44 minutes, 47 seconds
Episode 71: Irish Grinds
Marcus and Jackie answer questions from a trio of teens, from a girl asking about whether or not she should get back with her boyfriend to a guy stuck in a meth-fueled love triangle.
5/7/2015 • 41 minutes, 51 seconds
Episode 70: Fluid
Marcus and Jackie give advice on how to not murder your significant other upon moving in together and answer questions from a woman seeking further advice on social paranoia and a girl looking to make her father understand her panic attacks.
5/7/2015 • 57 minutes, 7 seconds
Episode 69: Borderline Psychopath
Jackie and Marcus answer questions from a girl looking to come out bisexual, a kid who's got a problem with social paranoia, and a long-time listener who gives us a follow-up on a previous question about a toxic home life.
5/7/2015 • 49 minutes, 53 seconds
Episode 68: Of Grandmothers and Ghosts
Marcus and Jackie talk about a friend rushing headlong into marriage and answer questions from a longtime listener looking to get out of their current situation and a lady who is having problems separating from her boyfriend when he goes out of town.
5/7/2015 • 45 minutes, 33 seconds
Episode 67: Nothing Ever Changes
Marcus and Jackie realize while answering a question from a 16 year old that nothing ever changes plus they answer questions from a guy just coming out of a ten year relationship and a girl whose close friend has decided to cut her out of her life.
5/7/2015 • 44 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 66: Technology Sucks
Jackie and Marcus talk about why you should never mess with Jackie's Duck Dynasty and a recent incident involving a tech conference that sticks in their craw a bit.
5/7/2015 • 41 minutes, 25 seconds
Episode 65: Stressed Little Monkey
Marcus and Jackie talk about the stresses of being entertainers in New York City and answer questions from a guy stuck in a seemingly inescapable situation and another dude who can't stand his stepfather and doesn't know what to do.
5/7/2015 • 38 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 64: Blood and Sex and Awesome
Marcus and Jackie talk about strange awesome makeup sex (not the kind of makeup you think) and answer questions from a girl edging close to making a big mistake, a dude dealing with his father's illness, and another girl struggling with an intense case of the old manic-depressives.
5/7/2015 • 54 minutes, 14 seconds
Episode 63: Mystery
Jackie and Marcus talk about reset buttons and the people who actually know what they're doing when it comes to mental health and answer a question from a dude who has completely cut out a family member because of a horrible thing she's done.
5/7/2015 • 43 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 62: All Worked Up
Jackie and Marcus talk about Silver Linings Playbook, the need to connect with people while staying away from Facebook, and answer a question from a listener about helping a friend with depression.
5/7/2015 • 49 minutes, 1 second
Episode 61: Horse
Jackie and Marcus talk about the strange sex game Jackie is playing at work, tell weird party stories from college, and answer a question from a listener who is stuck in a bad situation with an ex-girlfriend.
5/7/2015 • 58 minutes, 23 seconds
Episode 60: Molten Lava Soul
Jackie and Marcus talk about a group of unruly feminists hassling a female friend of theirs, knowing when to leave your significant other alone with themselves, and the difference between a soul and a brain.
5/7/2015 • 50 minutes, 3 seconds
Episode 59: Somethin' Trashy
Hilarity ensues Marcus goes to see Django Unchained with his girlfriend who happens to have the same race as the main character and a listener writes in with a question about what to do when your parents get older.
5/7/2015 • 48 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 58: Ebony in Black
Jackie and Marcus talk about their formative porn experiences, Jackie pregames for therapy, and a listener has a question about the old herpes.
5/7/2015 • 51 minutes, 7 seconds
Episode 57: Demon Grandmother
Marcus talks about The Great Satan at Large and turning 30, Jackie talks about a particularly rough trip home, and they both share stories of what happened the summer they met.
5/7/2015 • 45 minutes, 3 seconds
Episode 56: Facebook Depression
Jackie and Marcus make an argument for getting the hell out of the depressing world of Facebook and answer a question from a listener struggling with panic attacks.
5/7/2015 • 48 minutes, 1 second
Episode 55: Hurts for Days
Jackie and Marcus talk about Uncle Buck, the best of all holiday movies, guilt trips, and when to discuss what kind of porn you watch with your partner plus an email from a listener looking to make sure her relationship doesn't go to hell is answered.
5/7/2015 • 51 minutes, 53 seconds
Episode 54: Somebody To Do Acid With
Marcus and Jackie express their intense hidden anger, talk a bit about the election and how to deal with family members concerning politics, and answer a question from a lucky listener looking for advice on which romantic endeavor to pursue.
5/7/2015 • 42 minutes, 56 seconds
Episode 53: Party To Death
Marcus and Jackie discuss their respective experiences in therapy (Jackie's involves a lot of broken lamps) and answer a question from a fella looking to get over a recently ended long distance relationship.
5/7/2015 • 39 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 51: A Subscriber of Cosmo
Marcus and Jackie discuss the finer points of cunilingus and Jackie admits to her lifelong subscription to a certain magazine.
5/7/2015 • 19 minutes, 58 seconds
Episode 50: It's Jackie!
Join us as we welcome our new co-host, Jackie Zebrowski from Round Table and Page Seven! In this, our first of three gettin'-ta-know-ya episodes, Jackie and Marcus talk about LA, the time Jackie got lost in an aquarium while on acid, and death.
5/7/2015 • 29 minutes, 7 seconds
Episode 49: End of an Era
Yup, it's Sara's final show on the old SAOHA. Join us as we answer questions from a girl who has a friend in a horribly abusive relationship and a dude who just can't seem to get it working with his wife.
5/7/2015 • 46 minutes, 48 seconds
Episode 48: Movin' On
Sara and Marcus give advice to a kid who just broke his first heart and answer an Aussie's question about her general dissatisfaction with life.
5/7/2015 • 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 47: TalkerAndFucker
Marcus and Sara answer questions from a kid who's waiting to lose his virginity by choice and talk about the compartmentalizing of romantic interests.
5/7/2015 • 33 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 47: The Heart
Marcus and Sara give a surprising update on a formerly suicidal listener, give advice to a woman with a rare medical condition, and tell a particularly disgusting story.
5/7/2015 • 47 minutes, 22 seconds
Episode 46: Orange and Terrifying
Sara and Marcus answer a question from a suicidal teen and Sara talks about her latest spray-tanning experience. Spoiler alert: they don't tape up the cooch.
5/7/2015 • 46 minutes
Episode 45: Sex Tent at the Renaissance Festival
Marcus discusses the recent loss of a friend to cancer and Sara talks about, what else, sex tents at the Renaissance Festival. They really do tie in together nicely.
5/7/2015 • 34 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 44: Da Wax
Sara goes into the details of a Brazilian Wax, plus a question is answered on what the hell to do with yourself when you've been laid off.
5/7/2015 • 48 minutes, 48 seconds
Episode 43: Drinkin' With Ben
Sara and Marcus welcome CCR mainstay Ben Kissel into the studio to discuss a whole smattering of dirty, dirty things, as is his wont.
5/7/2015 • 32 minutes, 10 seconds
Episode 42: El Gyno
Sara recounts her recent trip to the gynecologist and Marcus describes his many trips to the STD clinic.
5/7/2015 • 29 minutes, 6 seconds
Episode 41: Don't Do It!
Sara and Marcus answer a letter from a suicidal teen hellbent on a path to destruction.
5/7/2015 • 44 minutes, 36 seconds
Episode 40: NYC Skin
Today's SAOHA brings you the challenges both men and women face in NYC as the seasons change and skin returns to the streets and trains of our fair city.
5/7/2015 • 37 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 39: Tragedies and Triumphs of SXSW
Sara and Marcus recount their respective South By Southwest experiences. One involves shrooms and Gogol Bordello. The other involves cookies. Guess which one is which.
5/7/2015 • 32 minutes, 1 second
Episode 38: Therapy
Sara and Marcus give advice to a listener who wants to get therapy but is woefully bereft of funds.
5/7/2015 • 49 minutes, 11 seconds
Episode 37: Dispatches from the Road: Part Two
Sara recounts her experience being interviewed on WTF with Marc Maron in Los Angeles, plus a reader gets a question about a dear friend answered.
5/7/2015 • 18 minutes, 22 seconds
Episode 36: Dispatches from the Road: Part One
Sara's on her book tour but that we ain't gonna that stop us! On today's episode, Sara recounts her most recent experiences on the road and we answer a question about pubic hair.
5/7/2015 • 32 minutes, 31 seconds
Episode 35: The Older Man/Woman
Sara and Marcus discuss dating people of a considerably older or younger age, plus we give an insight into the lives of comedians.
5/7/2015 • 35 minutes, 34 seconds
Episode 34: Moving On
Sara and Marcus address the problems associated with moving on from a comforting yet stifling relationship and discuss Marcus' happy goofy demon dick.
5/7/2015 • 44 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 33: The Big Reveal!
It's here! The big reveal we've been talking about for weeks is finally upon us. What is it, you may ask? Tune in to find out! You've probably already guessed correctly, though.
5/7/2015 • 48 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 32: Live at Creekstarter!
Recorded live at the Creek and the Cave on January 14th to commemorate the creation of our Kickstarter appeal, this special episode features comedian Nick Turner reading questions submitted by our live audience!
5/7/2015 • 26 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 31: Subtleties
If there's one thing Sara and Marcus love more than answering your questions, it's hearing about how you're doing now. Join us this episode as we read follow-ups from Archie, the man whose ex-wife gave him the clap, and Nick Cave The Gay Teen!
5/7/2015 • 54 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 30: Texas, and the Dangers Contained Within
On this, their first episode of the new year, Sara and Marcus discuss the horrifying place that is Marcus' part of Texas and answer questions from a teen who has recently came out to the world at large and a man who caught the clap from his ex-wife.
5/7/2015 • 59 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 29: Comedy!
Sara and Marcus focus on the Other Human Activity of comedy and their respective origins in the field as per a request from a listener.
5/7/2015 • 39 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 28: Military Mayhem
Sara and Marcus talk about their recent struggles with their brain-brains and answer a question from a soldier in Afghanistan whose girlfriend is cheating on him.
5/7/2015 • 37 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 27: Sex Toys and Other Unreturnable Things
Marcus and Sara answer questions from a lovelorn Brit, a man who wants to donate his gently used sex toys, and a woman with a stunning follow up to a question Sara answered years ago.
5/7/2015 • 40 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 26: Belladonna I Love You
Sara and Marcus discuss their recent excursion to the Fleshbot Awards, plus a listener informs us of a disturbing literary trend.
5/7/2015 • 25 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 25: Dinner Party!
Sara and Marcus discuss how to throw a dinner party for disgusting people and answer a question about interracial dating.
5/7/2015 • 40 minutes, 49 seconds
Episode 24: Jaguars!
This week, Sara and Marcus discuss proper strip club etiquette, help out a closeted gay teen in need, and carefully give advice on how to broach the subject of a threesome.
5/7/2015 • 35 minutes, 1 second
Episode 23: The Icy Pedestal
On today's Sex and Other Human Activities, Marcus and Sara give advice to a girl looking to lose her v-card in the harsh environs of NYC.
5/7/2015 • 46 minutes, 10 seconds
Episode: 22 Vagina Christmas
Vaginismus! It's a real thing, and a real problem for one of Sara and Marcus' listeners. Tune in to hear the duo try to solve our boy's (or should we say, his lady's) problems.
5/7/2015 • 44 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 21: Cuts, Sluts, and Secrets
Sara and Marcus discuss a woman whose desire for a more exciting sex life is overshadowed by a bigger problem and give advice to a young lady in need.
5/7/2015 • 36 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 20: (Possible) Sleazeballs
Sara and Marcus answer queries from a teenager who may or may not have racist parents and a butch lesbian who is curious about the cock and the ways to go about gettin' some!
5/7/2015 • 30 minutes, 35 seconds
Episode 19: The Lady Returns!
Sara's back and ready to talk about her recent absence from the podcast world and the reasons behind it all. In addition to that and on a less serious note, Marcus's new medication is cutting in to his boner time. Curses!
5/7/2015 • 47 minutes, 33 seconds
Episode 18: Depressed and Horny
Sara and Marcus are horny and depressed--two things that go together like your mom and apple pie! Plus, reader mail!
5/7/2015 • 53 minutes, 34 seconds
Episode 17: Pregnancy - The Worst STD
On this episode, Sara and Marcus give advice to a man whose pregnant wife won't touch him, we answer our very first Turkish email, and Sara's brother schools us on the homo history of the Revolutionary War.
5/7/2015 • 33 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 16: Live at the Cave Comedy Radio Launch Party!
On our first live mini-episode, butt talk! Plus we answer a weird beetle woman question and discuss rape fantasies!
5/7/2015 • 16 minutes, 15 seconds
Episode 15: Wait!
A guy's wife comes out, and his first thought is how he's going to start dating while they still live together with their kids? Marcus and Sara call bullshit.
5/7/2015 • 36 minutes, 18 seconds
Episode 14: Gay Love!
Sara and Marcus welcome tall comedian and co-host of Abe Lincoln's Top Hat, Ben Kissel. Plus, gay love! Xoxo
5/7/2015 • 52 minutes, 3 seconds
Episode 13: Frustration!
Brilliant comedian Matt McCarthy stops by to help Marcus and Sara tell a chronic homewrecker dude that he needs to stop humping married ladies!
5/7/2015 • 26 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 12: Love and War
Sara and Marcus welcome humorist Mike Sacks and their old friend Benari to discuss sex and disabilities, booze, war, and other important stuff. And it’s funny!
5/7/2015 • 51 minutes, 14 seconds
Episode 11: No, She's Mine!
Two ex-dope addicted sex workers in love (not Sara and Marcus) need boner help. Plus, Marcus and Sara have their first fight, and it’s about a GIRL.
5/7/2015 • 50 minutes, 19 seconds
Episode 10: Afghanitastic!
A soldier stops by before deploying to Afghanistan and favors Sara and Marcus with some sex advice. Marcus is in a drought, and Sara wants to bone all the Doctors. Write us a review on iTunes, why doncha?
5/7/2015 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 7 seconds
Episode 9: Dildos and Clay
Sara and Marcus play with dildos and clay. Plus, YOUR queries answered!
5/7/2015 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 46 seconds
Episode 8: Hot Young Virgins and Creepy Old Dudes
Sara and Marcus give sexy answers to questions about hot young virgins, creepy old dudes, and more.
5/7/2015 • 39 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 7: A Different Kind of Squirt with Jake Fogelnest
Sara’s 7th grade TV crush grew up to be a radio star and one of NYC’s coolest young gents. Jake Fogelnest joins us in studio to talk about fucking, rocking out, and staying friends with your ex. Plus, we solve listeners’ problems!
5/7/2015 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 1 second
Episode 6: Breakups, BSG, and Doctor Who
Sara’s ex blogged about their breakup. Plus, Marcus and Sara cry about Doctor Who and Battlestar Galactica. No, seriously.
5/7/2015 • 53 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 5: Hot Flirting and Bad Etiquette
Sara and Marcus deal with triflin’-ass hoez. Plus, hot tips for flirty gals, and listener mail!
5/7/2015 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 4: One Night Stands (And Their Consequences)
Sara Benincasa and Marcus Parks discuss the darker side of the one night stand. Plus, a man with a Bible yells at Sara outside Planned Parenthood and Marcus has a bloody great first time!
5/7/2015 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 3: We Hate Handjobs
We hate handjobs! Plus, Sara fucks up her unemployment benefits.
5/7/2015 • 58 minutes, 33 seconds
Episode 2: Co-Worker Lovin'
Sexy producer-boy Marcus Parks and I explain how to shtup your coworkers. Plus, a listener needs advice on life after art school.
5/7/2015 • 51 minutes, 11 seconds
Episode 1: It Has Begun!
I’m so excited to introduce my new weekly podcast, Sex and Other Human Activities! Each week, the handsome and dashing Marcus Parks and I delve deep into one sexual activity and one other human activity. To kick off the festivities, we’re talking Solo Sex and Solo Dining. Get ready for delicious, filthy, boner-inducing hilarity!