Holy Moly! Our very own Tim Platt- the visionary behind Stirfry, Smellulus, and Tommy Whistle- is recording his first-ever Comedy Album live and in person at Brooklyn's Union Hall on Thursday February 29th! Tickets are on sale now! Why would you wait? Buy yours today!TIM PLATT: TEETH LIKE BEAK ALBUM RECORDINGUnion Hall, BrooklynThursday, February 29Early Show 7:30 TICKETSLate Show 9:30 TICKETSSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…yeah, an open fire tended to by HESTIA! That’s right, the third ever episode of Yuletide Kombat Family is Greek Mythology themed! Listen to Ali Fisher, Carly Monardo, Christopher Hastings, and Joe Lepore fight gods and gift givers alike in this classic holiday game invented and GM’d by Tim Platt. Edited and sound designed by Tim Platt featuring music from Steve Desiena! A Bucket of Milk Production! Happy Halloween everybody!Yuletide Kombat Family is a holiday fighting game where seasonal opponents fight each other. If you want to play it, go ahead.WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

11.28.23A new chapter begins...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After an epic quest through Cordelia to Hell itself, our heroes find themselves face to face with the man behind all of their hardships: Lexicon Matters. Will they face off in a climactic battle, or can they coexist?But don't fret, dear listener! Though this campaign may be coming to a close, we have so many Rude Tales to tell in the world of Cordelia. We'll meet you back here in two weeks for the debut of our new campaign: WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR. It all goes down Tuesday, November 28th!To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Listen, if you SCARE! Light up the cauldron and sell your soul to the lowest bidder, for Ru-no, I'm sorry-BLOOD TALES OF DEPRAVITY returns for another chilling adventure. Join Count Dracula (Christopher Hastings), Big Frank (Ali Fisher), Caleb (Joe Lepore), and Count Dracula (Tim Platt), as they race across that macabre metropolis NEW YORK CITY to save the Halloween Community. And who will stand in their way? Why none other than that twisted mastermind, Branson Reese!And in two weeks: Get out the kleenex. Rev your monster truck. And PREPARE THE CHAMBER OF YOUR HEART THAT FEELS CATHARSIS because it's the finale of Rude Tales of Magic: Class Dismissed! You don't want to miss it!To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Absolutely famished from the previous 68 episodes, the gang stops in at a local diner!BEEP BEEP: Our first livestream show in YEARS is Thursday, October 19th at 8pm Eastern! Rude Tales of Magic: They Invaded My Brain! Get your tickets now!!To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As our now TOTALLY KILLED PARTY take stock of their new, Hellish surroundings (spoiler: it's Hell), perhaps they would do well to enlist a guide of sorts to show them the way? Enter a mysterious ferryman (GUEST STAR CALDWELL TANNER) but does he have his own agenda? Or does he just want to get home to....his wife???BEEP BEEP: Our first livestream show in YEARS is Thursday, October 19th at 8pm Eastern! Rude Tales of Magic: They Invaded My Brain! Get your tickets now!!Huge thanks to Caldwell Tanner for joining us this week. You can find him on Headgum's own Not Another D&D Podcast! Go check it out and tell 'em Rude Tales sent ya!To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon!WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While we're sure you're desperate to hear the next chapter of our gripping tale, the back half of August is a time to slow down, relax, and enjoy those last days of summer. So the Bad Boys of Podcasting (Chris, Tim, and Joe) sit down to draft the ULTIMATE SUMMER. Then, Branson and Carly drop in to choose the winner, but who knows where it goes from there??Toss on some shades, pour yourself an Arnold Palmer, and enjoy, baby. We'll be back in two weeks for the next thrilling episode in our main campaign!To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rude Tales of Magic is coming to Headgum! Listen every other Tuesday as Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.