Fixing the world a petty problem at a time with TMT and some fun people!
"My girl hates that I talk in an American accent during sex" ft Wonu Osikoya | Problem Man Ep 10
Hey guys, My name is Sogo. I handle editing, asset creation and publishing of this show.
My people, I have exams coming up soon. Law exams to be specific. I had been trying to keep that a secret from the team (TMT) but Victor accidentally told TMT so he has been trying to help me study because he is a lawyer. He brought me a special tea he named “Tea-MT” to help me concentrate and retain information. Against my better judgment, I tried some. My God in heaven. I haven’t slept in 76 hours, 37 minutes. I’ve also gone to the toilet 18 times since I drank it. I asked him where he got it and he said he used it for his own law school exams. The main problem with that is that TMT wrote his law school exams in 2015. This man gave me 8 year old tea named after himself.
Please keep me in your prayers. I am a young boy trying my best and this evil man has decided to be my mentor the same way a wolf decides to mentor a gentle rabbit.
Anyway TMT and Wonu navigate some weird stuff this week. It's really funny.
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5/29/2023 • 37 minutes, 37 seconds
"My one night stand's baby looks exactly like me" ft Toyé | Problem Man Ep 9
Hey guys, My name is Sogo. I handle editing, asset creation and publishing of this show.
This week I have decided to live without any technology that was invented after 1995. I only used my phone for work calls and work text message. Nothing else. At first I was really anxious and constantly reaching for my phone but after the first 2 days `I started reaching for reality. I took a walk the other day. A walk! I didn’t even realise I was allowed to that in Lagos. On my walk I greeted like 4 people and 3 of them greeted me back. The one that didn’t greet me was an old man with missing teeth and said he likes my trousers so I quickly kept on walking before he could finish his statement. When I got home I worked out (3 pushups and some light stretching) then I watched a movie on tv. Not Netflix or prime. Just TV. I turned it on and watched whatever was showing. I can’t believe we used to live like this. I'm still avoiding TMT so i'm constantly figuring out ways to make my life interesting.
Anyway we got some pretty interesting problems this week. TMT and Toyé do a good job solving them.
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5/23/2023 • 50 minutes, 6 seconds
"Should I jazz my facility manager?" ft Victor | Problem Man Ep 8
Hey guys, My name is Sogo. I handle editing, asset creation and publishing of this show.
Mostly recovered from my illness but i'm still a little bit down. I've been watching old episodes of CSI and eating a lot of Kellogg's Crunchy nut. It's the best thing that sugar factory disguised as a cereal company have made in my opinion. I'm not really a breakfast (time) guy but I really enjoy breakfast food. In my days away from the office, I've decided to better myself as an artist and an entrepreneur so I have come up with several ideas that will afford me the life style I deserve and hopefully life time protection from TMT.
If you're an investor looking for the next big idea, look no further. Below I have listed the next big ideas that would revolutionise tech, music and/or finance.
1. Netflixify - An app that has the entire catalogue of both Netflix and Spotify
2. Flutterwave Prime: An online retail service that most definitely does not guarantee that the rights of it's workers.
3. Instagramazon - A social media platform that allows users to share and discover visual content, combining the photo-sharing capabilities and filters of Instagram with the vast marketplace and e-commerce features of Amazon.
4. DisneyTesla - A futuristic entertainment company that produces innovative and environmentally friendly theme parks, movies, and electric vehicles, merging the magical storytelling of Disney with the cutting-edge technology and sustainability focus of Tesla.
5. GooglePayPal - A digital payment system that provides seamless online transactions and financial services.
These are just a few of the ideas i'm willing to sell. If you are an investor please talk to me.
Anyway enjoy the episode. TMT and Victor team up again to show us how problem solving is done.
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5/14/2023 • 54 minutes, 18 seconds
"I want to destroy the life of my misogynist one night stand" ft Chinasa Anukam | Problem Man Ep 7
Hey guys, My name is Sogo. I handle editing, asset creation and publishing of this show.
I've been a little sick with the flu this week so please pray I get well soon. Avoiding TMT is much easier when i'm healthy. When he found out I was sick he came to my house with a HIV test kit and tried to draw my blood. I said no and refused to open the door and he went to my window and started singing the national anthem to the melody of Assurance by Davido. After a while he left and I just thought that maybe he got bored. Then he came back with my letter of employment and said he would fire me. I calmly explained that I didn't work for him and he couldn't do that and he started yelling at me in Yoruba. The only thing is that he can't speak Yoruba. He was just speaking in tongues loudly and saying "Mo fe" a lot. As I went back to bed I started doing some introspection. I thought about every decision I had made in the last 4 years that could have led me to having a work relationship with this man. I thought about every interaction, collaboration, idea, proposal and refusal that could have resulted in me knowing this strange man and I realised that I have to make a couple of hard choices this year to rid myself of this man. So what does that mean for me? Well I have decided to find a way to turn everyone against him. I will ruin his life as he tries to ruin mine but with the intensity of a thousand suns and the calculated coolness of a new moon. One way or another this must end.
Anyway enjoy the episode. Chinasa and TMT work really well together for some odd reason.
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5/13/2023 • 1 hour, 15 minutes
"I can’t afford a relationship with the woman I want" ft DJ Sholz | Problem Man Ep 6
Hey guys, My name is Sogo. I handle editing, asset creation and publishing of this show.
It was my birthday this week and unfortunately TMT remembered. We've known each other for barely 2 months and he's managed to complicate my life in ways that I truly may not understand yet. He showed up to my apartment (I don't know how he found it) with 30 balloons and said one was for every year of my life. I'm 24 years old.
After singing happy birthday to me in a quite frankly shaky and emotional voice, he said he was going to take me to lunch but I remember what happened last time he did that and I politely refused. He said no problem and that he understood and left my apartment without even saying good bye. I thought that was the end of the experience but I was wrong. I forgot that I was dealing with a sick individual. He showed up with 12 nylon bags from Mr. Biggs about an hour later and said he had ordered a feast for us. He also came with 4 women and 2 men, all in their mid 50's and said they "came with the chow" and winked. At this point I realised it was easier to just change my address. We all ate the food and then they left. Then TMT text me his account details for the food.
Anyway enjoy the episode. It’s really funny and DJ Sholz is a pretty solid advice giver.
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5/13/2023 • 53 minutes, 7 seconds
I have the celebrity NEED to cover my car license plates! ft Debbie Romeo | Problem Man Ep 5
Hey guys, My name is Sogo. I handle editing, asset creation and publishing of this show.
I've been cooking a lot more recently and i've started using wine as an ingredient. At first I thought it would be a fancy way to broaden my pallet but right now I think something much darker is at play. I've gone farther than a bit of wine in my pasta sauce and i've started adding whisky to my Egusi. I bring food to the office and ask people to taste it but you know Nigerians are very superstitious so everyone refuses to taste it. Except TMT. He never turns down food so it's very easy to get an assessment from him. When he tried the Egusi, he quietly put down the plate and said "excuse me" then left the room. I found out later that he had reported me to HR then left the office. They called me into a tribunal with a full disciplinary committee and started talking about the ethics of poisoning co-workers. At first I thought it was an elaborate prank that everyone had planned to make fun of my food then TMT walked into the tribunal with a 6 year old girl. Next thing this babe is crying and pointing at me saying that I tried to kill her daddy. I know TMT isn't married or a parent so I can only assume he tasted my food, left the building and went to the primary school on the same street as the office and paid a child to lay false accusations agains't me. She called me "bastard maker" and said I was trying to turn her into an orphan. The tribunal asked me what I had to say for my self and I wanted to start defending myself when this child said "you're are an evil man" to me and I burst into tears. The tribunal warned me and said that this must be the last time I bring food to the office. TMT has not made eye contact with me since then.
Anyway enjoy the episode. It’s really funny and Debbie and TMT have insane chemistry.
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5/13/2023 • 39 minutes, 37 seconds
How do I get people to stop rubbing my stomach? | Problem Man Ep 4
Hey guys, My name is Sogo. I handle editing, asset creation and publishing of this show.
This week TMT took me out to lunch. it was going rather well at first. We talked about life and love and what we were looking forward to as well as our deepest fears. When the bill came, TMT asked me to pay for it. I laughed nervously and told him that he was the one who invited me to lunch. He started shouting at me and said that he would cry if I didn't pay. I asked him what he meant by that he started crying at the restaurant very loudly. Everyone was looking at us. I told him to stop and he said I should pay for the food. So I paid and he started laughing and calling himself the baby of the office. He asked me if I think he's a baby and I said no. He started crying again and I said he was the baby of the office. He said from now on I should call him "baby T". I said. I just wanted to leave. He told me to say "Baby T is the office baby and the best baby". I said it and then we left.
Anyway enjoy the episode. It’s really funny and Olumide does a great job guiding people through their issues.
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4/18/2023 • 47 minutes, 30 seconds
Agberos keep hitting on me ft Victor Akomolafe-Kalu | Problem Man Ep 3
Hey guys, Sogo here again. I handle editing, asset creation and publishing on this show. This week I tried meditation for the first time. It was supposed to calm me and centre my mind. As soon as I closed my eyes I saw my childhood bully Tope Dokumu and immediately lost the ability to breathe. I started screaming and punching the air. I am never meditating again. It's stupid. Some things are meant to be locked inside and some minds are not meant to be at peace. This is my path to walk in life. Instead of continuing meditation, I went for a walk and as soon as I stepped outside of the house, a short Yoruba woman wearing a purple polo shirt stopped her car in front of me and said she could take me to a special place. I went back into the house 2 seconds after that.
Anyway enjoy the episode. It’s really funny and Victor is a natural problem solver.
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4/12/2023 • 49 minutes, 27 seconds
"My friend thinks Nigeria should still be under British rule" ft Lady Donli | Problem Man Ep 2
Hey guys, My name is Sogo. I handle editing, asset creation and uploading of this show.
This week I asked TMT for a title and description for the episode he replied with with an emoji of a gorilla and an emoji of a champagne bottle. I think it means that he’s at a party? Anyway I’m quitting this job in like a week and applying to Law school. I’m tired of dealing with creatives. I texted my ex last night and asked her if it was a good idea and she replied “I don’t have this number saved so I’m not sure who this is”. I miss her so much. We broke up because she wanted us to both move to Toronto and I said that I couldn’t because I still believe in Nigeria. This was before the elections and honestly I don’t believe in anything anymore.
Anyway enjoy the episode. It’s really funny and Lady Donli is really good at her job.
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4/2/2023 • 35 minutes, 46 seconds
My family think my aunt killed my grandmother (w/Opeyemi Famakin) | Problem Man Ep 1
TMT is joined by Opeyemi Famakin on the pilot of the show and they help people with some pretty interesting life problems.
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