Do you like Icke? David Icke, that is! Gaia has seen fit to put the controversial and multi-banned mouthpiece on their streaming network, and giving him a platform to tell the story of his own reality, and all of reality. It's our first real exposure to the Icke-man (who cometh?), so please enjoy...our thoughts.

We join Scott Wolter and Grandmaster of the Knights Templar, Timothy Hogan, for a journey into the connections between the eponymous knights and the ancient city/culture of Atlantis. Are the Knights Templar hiding the ark(s) of the covenant? Are they descendants of the pre-diluvian world before the Younger Dryas impact event that caused the Great Flood? Does Timothy actually make, from scratch, "manna," aka "semen" in this episode, literally on screen? You bet your porn doctor ass he does! Enjoy!

Don't be so Moody - RAYMOND Moody, that is! He actually seems like a pretty cool guy and is the father of Near Death Experience research as we know it in the modern age. He's the one who's collected the data, done the studies, and written the books on the fundamentals of what he interprets the data to point towards. BUT, how does this stack up against the best boy Anthony Peake's all-encompassing Cheating the Ferryman hypothesis?! Many comparisons are made and discussed - enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Steve just came back from a big cross-country trip so please enjoy our recent breakdown of a NEW Ghost Adventures episode! Over on our Patreon, we're slowly moving through the show so we're only on season 6, but we decided to skip ahead a decade and a half recently and cover one of the new season-openers that Zak and the crew tend to do nowadays. (Original Patreon description below) We're double teaming the Ghost Adventures Crew (God, we WISH!!!!) this month, with a dip into the future of Ghost Adventures (we're still covering season 6 at the time we're posting this) so we can talk about the current Groff-less crew (yes please!) as well as keep things spooky with this double thicc (God, we WISH!!!) ep of Ghost Adventures, which premiered this newest season (27) on Max. Enjoy! (God, we WISH!!!)

This 2007 Bigfoot documentary is great if you're new to the world of the "hairy wild man" of the Pacific Northwest, and would be much more at home as an episode of Ancient Aliens or some other History/Travel/Discovery channel show. The logo IS pretty cool though, and I would be interested in a sticker of it, for sure.

[Joey's wife had another IVF procedure today so please enjoy our September episode of "Probing Deeper" on the amazing documentary by the 'Hellier' crew: The Unbinding!] Original Patreon Description: We sit down to discuss and break down what we liked about Greg and Dana Newkirk's (of 'Hellier' fame) new documentary that's been in the works for a few years now. The first ten minutes or so are spoiler-free, and we give you a big warning and some time to turn it off should you want to pause and go watch this - which you should, it's really great!

Old "Just for Men" George hosts a clip show of his own show about the spookiest part of spooky season: g-g-g-g-g-g-GHOOOOOSTS! Even though he has over 530 episodes to pull from, he basically grabs clips from 7 or 8 porn doctors to explain their take on the paranormal. George, like the weekend at Bernie's animated dead body that he is, is super dynamic as a host - he even says three and four word sentences sometimes! Enjoy!

Wil-to-the-power-of-COCK is back baby! Old Five Heads at Freddies himself rears all five tanned, toothy faces here - with a seemingly failed perm, to boot - to discuss the quantum meanings behind crop circles, a very big arbitrary number that he says is the key to unlocking the “New Jerusalem,” and how, thanks to him and his buddy the archangel Michael, he has helped all of his fans, and the entire world’s population, to bypass all the bad stuff in the Book of Revelations, and how we just need to make it to 2025 to become citizens of this New Jerusalem that have been prophesied. We’re also…a little worried about David: he doesn’t seem well and is under a lot of stress, and it shows. Maybe another two-year hiatus is needed, but just take a vacation instead of writing seven books that you’re selling for over three hundred dollars this time. Oh, and he “owns” a company that is building hover cars. Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

We dive back into the quantum realm with Ant-Man, the Wasp, Michael Douglas…and Dr. Theresa Bullard! She’s a pretty cool Ph.D. physicist who also is into new age/esoterica, and overall is a great asset to what SHOULD be science’s mission: explaining reality by exploring ALL the data, and not just sticking to old scientific dogma and making their data fit. We get into the real heady subject matter of quantum consciousness, and, as usual, Anthony Peake references abound as he continues to be the driving force behind tying all of this mind-warping stuff together while accommodating all of science, religion and philosophy. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Sorry we've been bad with posting, been a hectic month and Joey's wife had a medical procedure today (it went great and she's doing fine!). Please enjoy this Patreon episode from last month, where Zak Bagans and the crew display the height of bro-ness with some good-natured racism and fake-drunk flirting. (Original Patreon description): "Zak and the crew commit microaggression after microaggression in a historical Mexican tourist stop in the southwestern most part of the United States, Zak gets fake drunk twice and uses it as an excuse to be even more douchey than he normally is: what more could you ask for?"

We dive into the first two episodes of a brand new Gaia-exclusive series all about crystals! Being that crystals are the core symbol of the "new age" movement, we thought this series was a cool idea - but how much is actual scientifically researched fact, and how much is porn doctors trying to sell you on precious stones that don't work as described?

[Joey has a huge assignment due this week for school, so we couldn't record a new ep of Probing Gaia last night, unfortunately, but this is a great ep from our Patreon that we hope you'll enjoy in the meantime!] (original Patreon description) More like ASS-more estates amirite?! This is actually a solid episode with tons of good EVPs in it, plus, we begin to get the more "refined" approach from Zak and the crew as the show's budget has clearly increased with its popularity. There's also a dickhead wannabe steampunk prick who runs the place and is mega annoying. Enjoy!

This week, we’re absolutely droolin’ for DICK…Philip K. Dick that is! We’re double-dipping on Anthony Peake because he’s just that interesting. His Cheating the Ferryman theory and Daemon / Eidolon Dyad hypothesis have become an obsession here in the Probing world, but this episode of “OpenMinds” (bad name) is interviewing Peake about the award-winning sci-fi author of Blade Runner, Minority Report, and The Man in the High Castle (to name a few), whom he has written his own book about (that Joey is currently reading). Basically, he thinks Dick is a perfect example of his CTF theory and Daemon / Eidolon dyad. Because Dick was such a prolific writer, Peake has a billion factoids and nuggets to put together a pretty compelling case that Dick actually was a pre-cognitive individual due to having a Daemon in the form of VALIS…even to the point of seeing his own death. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

We go deep into the PEAKE of the current space of philosophic thought - Anthony Peake, that is! This 2014 appearance on a strange Gaia show hosted by a French woman named Lilou is a great introduction to the wide-ranging “Cheating the Ferryman” philosophy that Peake has created (and heavily iterated upon) and shared with us during his lecture and workshop that we attended at Contact in the Desert. Joey has read three of his books since Contact, as well - it’s just that fascinating. Peake is for “the nature of consciousness and reality” what Hellier was for “the paranormal” to us: paradigm-shifting. This one gets real heady and out there, but we’re really interested in his stuff and we hope you are too after you listen to this! Enjoy! Here’s a recent 2023 lecture that Anthony gave for his Cheating the Ferryman book release that will also do a great job at giving you an overview if you don’t want to pay for a Gaia membership: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae1xBJHDt2c&t=183s Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

WE RETURN…to Contact in the Desert, live and in person! It’s been four long years since our virginal trip to Indian Wells for our first CITD, and this consciousness convention came back with a vengeance! The panels were more interesting, the ancient astronaut theorists were virtually nowhere to be found (and that’s a good thing!), and the dance parties were as awkward as ever. This episode is a chonky boy for sure, enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Steve and I are enjoying Memorial Day today, so enjoy this episode of Adventurous Ghosts, one of our Patreon podcasts that's released to patrons every month! (Original Patreon description): The boys head to...to-well-o? ...t-t-talulla? ...tool...tool...tool-ele? A small town in Utah with a former poor house turned hospital, turned half retirement home, half horror maze attraction. We also discuss the controversial video released last week by Nick Groff, where he "tells all" to his Twitter followers and claims that working on Ghost Adventures was a hostile work environment due to "one particular host" and that the same person has been blocking him from getting new shows on the Travel Channel and any affiliated networks since 2014.

A big ol’ Childress Chime-in this week! Our most beloved Ancient Alien boy is featured on an episode of the Gaia show “Great Minds,” and discusses a pet-theory that the mysterious Cham people are responsible for all modern culture and even megalithic keystone technology in the southern hemisphere. Does he contradict himself a whole heck of a lot? He sure does…but you’ll have to listen to find out exactly when! Enjoy! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

It’s been a while since we’ve seen ol’ “Five Heads at Freddy’s,” and we even get into the real story behind why he seemingly imploded in 2018 from his two biggest platforms (Gaia and Ancient Aliens). Hint: he thought Gaia was full of satan-worshippers and that Ancient Aliens supported pedophiles. This Q and A from his long running, 250+ episode show, ‘Wisdom Teachings” features four women “asking” David questions that he likely wrote himself, for himself. His anxiety-ridden antics are on full display here, and we get a rare glimpse at pre-plastic surgery David. Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

The Gaia network's very own "pseudo-Tsoukalos" is a geologist-turned-spiritualist, Gregg Braden. He's got the big hair, and talks a big game about the merging of science and spiritulality. This presentation from 2020's Conscious Life Expo goes over his premise that the human being is the most advanced technology there is...we've just forgotten the ancient methods of harnessing this "soft tech," as he calls it.

NEXT EPISODE: We dive head first into what, at first glance, seems like an Ancient Aliens clone on Gaia - but as we watched, we realized that this is the show that Ancient Aliens secretly wishes it could be, but is shackled by the need to constantly prove the ancient astronaut theory. This episode covers one of Joey’s burgeoning favorite subjects, Gnosticism, and relates it to early Christianity, the Sumerian religion, and even down to Egyptian spirituality, with a little taste of Billy Carson attempting to illustrate how we are still living in a holographic universe, and how “it’s not just him saying this, but lots of scientists.” Sure, Billy…sure. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our new podcast about the long-running manga: Berserk! https://tr.ee/33H-8IQMGj BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

We jump into the mind of Physicist and New Age Quantum Consciousness advocate, Dr. Theresa Bullard, in the first (and fifth, due to an error Joey made pasting the right link to Steve) episode of her show, Mystery Teachings. Each episode blends Quantum Theory with the nature of Consciousness and how they interconnect. The first episode is a general look at their connection, while episode 5 looks at consciousness and our holographic universe. Is there any preaching here, despite being an actual scientist? You’ll just have to bend over, open you’re listening hole, and find out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our new podcast about the long running manga: Berserk! https://tr.ee/33H-8IQMGj BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Billy Carson has a mouth on him - not the mouth of a sailor…but the mouth of diarrhea. It never ends. Put a microphone in front of him and he will overwhelm you with “facts” he’s gleaned from his “research” until your mind is too exhausted to question what’s true and what’s bullshit. That’s…where we come in! This is an episode of George Noory’s ‘Beyond Belief,’ a long running Gaia series where George Noory “interviews” guests and…promotes other Gaia shows? Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

William Henry (AKA “Medallion Man, AKA “Amulet Asshole”) is FIRED up at the Conscious Life Expo 2020, taking a vehement anti-AI and anti-Transhumanism stance in front of a crowd (maybe) 18 people! This is a side of ol’ Bill that we never see on Ancient Aliens, and from that standpoint alone this is a spicy episode and we have a ton to say about it. Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

The inaugural episode of Probing Gaia (as we pivot from Probing Ancient Aliens) covers the award-winning Gaia Network documentary: Becoming Nothing, by Jamie Catto. Catto is a student / follower / psychophant(?) of Ram Dass and can't keep himself out of, what is otherwise, a thought-provoking look into the philosophy of this long time psychidelic advocate and spiritual healer. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Our final episode covering Ancient Aliens (don't worry - we'll be covering many of the same people and expanded content on this same podcast feed where we cover the Gaia Network1) is a perfect example of why it's our last: zero new content from the minds of the Ancient Aliens writers and crew - but STILL plenty for us to talk about, even in the absence of a good show that's attempting to open people's minds about ancient astronaut theory. We'll see you next week with our new content! Don't worry - what you love here should only get better on Probing Gaia, mostly since we'll feel refreshed and not weighed down by the boredom of endless repetition from the History Channel. See you soon <3

This episode be DRAGGIN'! And I'm NOT talking about that hunky security officer from Skinwalker ranch! Ancient Aliens sextuples down on dragons being spacecrafts...also our creator gods...also submarines. There's a lot to unpack here, but have we been re-gifted yet again? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Hold on to your sleep paralysis - we got ourselves a ghost show, baby! Ancient Aliens delves into the into the true-blue world of the paranormal with this episode - and we’re here for it! What are Shadow People? What is the Hat Man? Why do shadow people have glowing red eyes? Are shadow people evil? Let Tsouks and the gang tell you all about it…for some reason. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

This episode of History’s Ancient Aliens is all about…UFO’s! Big surprise there. Are modern UFOs and ancient paranormal encounters related? You’ll have to listen - or watch hundreds of other Ancient Aliens episodes! - to find out!!! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Season 18, Episode 7 of History’s “Ancient Aliens” focuses on the “gods” of the indigenous peoples of America…specifically regarding the fact that they are flesh and bolts humanoids from other star systems, and not religious, ephemeral beings of pure spiritual energy. There’s an unbroken oral tradition and overall kinship that many native american tribes feel with UFOs / UAPs and their potential occupants, which is cool, but do Tsoukalos and the gang treat the subject with the respect it deserves, or do they deteriorate, as usual, into well-meaning, but slightly arrogant racism? Open those ear-holes and find out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Another episode where the show effectively reboots itself - BUT - it saves itself from complete redundancy with some fun factoids near the end. Plus, we talk about the future of the “Probing-verse” as well as our new Berserk podcast coming to your ear-holes in the near future! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside jCape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

(Taking off tonight for New Years! Hope everyone had a great holiday!) [Original Patreon Description] A new documentary about the 1996 "Roswell of Brazil" incident is out. Is it worth a Brazilian Butt Lift surgery? Or just worth some asshole hairs leftover after a Brazilian wax?! Open those earl holes and shove it in to find out!

Sorry for being a day late! We're taking a little time off until the New Year, so please enjoy this Christmas 2021 Patreon episode, where we did a live commentary on one of our all-time favorites: Ernest Saves Christmas! (original patreon description) Ho, ho, ho Vern! "...yeah that oughta hold." Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and as happy a holiday as Ernest's schlonger when he gets kissed by the underage Pamela at the end of the movie! Viva la Schlonger!!!!

Is this ‘Ancient Aliens’ or is this just the ‘Monthly UFO Twitter News Roundup?’ There’s nothing ancient about this episode, but does it have any fun nuggets that justify its existence? Open up your ear holes and find out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside jCape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

No new Probing Ancient Aliens this week - sorry! Work stuff got in the way, so enjoy October's episode of Adventurous Ghosts from our Patreon: patreon.com/probingancientaliens (Original Patreon description) Zak almost gets decapitated by an elevator, the fist bumps get even more explosive than ever before, and they ask a local lanky lathe-worker to join them on their investigation to somehow prevent him from becoming suicidal. Spoooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Season 18, episode 3 of History’s “Ancient Aliens” is, by far, the clear winner of the “Least New Content in a Docuseries, Ever” award. It’s a reboot of a season 1 episode with a few new talking heads, and no new information. We watch the show, so you don’t have to! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Our review of Season 18, Episode 2 of History’s Ancient Aliens is one for the books - like a classic episode but with a fresh coat of 4K paint, much of the info about where was seen all the way back in season one, but they throw a few curveballs in that make it mostly worthwhile. Still, it would be nice if they did, y’know, some new research or god forbid, fund some themselves and report back. But then they wouldn’t be Ancient Astronaut Theorists, now would they? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Our review of Ancient Aliens S18E1: The Disclosure Event - Oh, we’re back on our buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit! We’re covering the latest and greatest episodes of History’s Ancient Aliens after our year-long coverage of “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch.” So how did we like the season premier now that we’re hangin’ with Childress, Tsouks, William Henry and the gang? How does Ryan Sprague do on his first talking head appearance on a show he used to criticize? Is Childress’ accent still strange, wonderful, and ultimately unknowable?! Stretch those ear holes open and let us inside! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! So it’s come to this - the season 3 finale of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, and our small side quest away from covering Ancient Aliens every week has concluded…at least, until next year. Did the finale bring to light new revelations about the ranch, or was it a re-cap fest like many of the episodes have become in the third season? Listen to find out! And…do us all a favor: get those prolapses moistened and seasoned for next week huh? We’re gonna be a little rusty slidin’ back in to Childress Chime-ins and Tzadok Talks, so take ‘er easy on us! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Intriguing…but kinda boring…is the name of the game when it comes to The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, for better or for worse. Is it always worth a watch? Yes. Is it always worth watching the first 30 minutes of the episode before the inevitable strange occurrence happens? No. But we love Travis and his motley crew just the same, and love and respect them for their effort to scientifically explain the world of high strangeness. Plus they’re cutie patooties! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Is the show itself actually being fucked with by Skinwalker Ranch? Because every single episode promises a lot but provides very little at the end of the day. Definitely some cool confirmations here, but ultimately nothing “new” since the previous episode. Plus, this episode is the first that CLEARLY exaggerates and fakes an occurrence, and it’s disheartening to say the least. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Wow - another snoozefest mcguillicuty! Drilling, some metal flakes, and almost ZERO Travis Taylor! What the effing eff?! These seasons need to be 7 to 8 episodes max, and the last three really hit that point home. Still - Steve’s experience at Halloween Horror Nights and Joey’s experience in the hotel (and town!) where Twin Peaks was filmed makes this ep more than worth the price of admission…which is free. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Sorry for no new episode this week, but please enjoy March's Patreon episode (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) of Adventurous Ghosts: the season 5 opener of "Ghost Adventures," and also the Valentine's Day special! (ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION) The GAC crew celebrates Valentines Day by heading to the Massachusetts site of an "aggressive, sexual" ghost who died of a broken heart and from loss of "Seamen." Enjoy! Enjoey! Ensteve!

Wow - if last week’s episode was boring, then this one (like a delicious eclair filled with man goo) is pure FILLER. Fill her? I think not! There’s a couple fun little tidbits, but ultimately this episode should have been edited into the beginning of the upcoming episode. That being said, if you ever wanted to see a Jack FM radio station in the middle of nowhere on a show about the paranormal, then this is the episode for you!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! One of the most boring episodes of History’s “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch” was viewed and reviewed by your two favorite hosts - but it DOES contain one of the most top tier pieces of evidence in the show’s history. That seems to be the name of the game with this show - ultimate edging sessions that almost blue ball you…but with that mega release at the very end that makes it aaaaaaaall worth while! Enjoey! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Lasers, rockets, dragons, and telescopes - that’s what science is all about! Dr. Travis Taylor and the skinwalker ranch crew are trying to prove if there’s an invisible anomaly that could be bending light around it above the triangle - but will the phenomenon let them actually use some high powered telescopes that Brandon paid six figures for? Also, Jim Morse flirts it up with a plus size model whose half his age. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! GPS? More like “Gee, my satellite data is effed up PS!” Travis Taylor and the crew send yet ANOTHER device into the sky to try and get data from the triangle, and complete data madness ensues. Plus, Erick finds love in the backseat of a Cessna. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Joey had to work late tonight, so enjoy our June 2022 episode of "Probing Deeper" from our Patreon (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) [Original Patreon Description] This 2013 documentary is all about the subject of "Disinformation," and specifically: who in the gub'ment is responsible for the disinformation that's spread in / to the UFO community and how it affects the "real" search for the "truth." Special appearance by a less fucked up Love That Joker Linda Moulton Howe!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Watch out Elton John - Travis Taylor is the new Rocket Man in town! They’re going to blast some big boys right up the keester of Triangle in the hopes they’ll disappear or bounce off or enter some sort of prolapse dimension where they can get some real nice thermal data and moisture samples. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Whirlybird…ACTIVATE! It’s a swirly whirly adventure - again! - for the season 3 premiere of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch! We have GPS in soda bottles being dropped from 6000 feet, we got Travis freaking out because his third leg isn’t quite as straight as he thought, and we got a far more mature Thomas because he grew a haggard beard to look cool since last year. What more could you want? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! The Season 2 finale of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch ends with not quite a bang, not quite a whimper, but with cowboy hats and man-hugs. YOU DON’T SEE US COMPLAINING!!! There’s a lot of whirlybird action and some genuinely weird stuff is captured on camera, we just wish season 2 didn’t make you wade through so much Dragon-dung to get to the good stuff. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

[STEVE'S ON VACATION THIS WEEK, SO ENJOY THIS CLASSIC EPISODE, UNLOCKED FROM OUR PATREON OVER AT PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS!] Original Patreon Description: Nick Pope wrote and produced his own special on alien stuff AND it was included with our Amazon Prime Membership - what could go wrong?! Turns out: a lot, actually. We thought this deep dive from the mind of one of our favorite Ancient Aliens stars would be unique, interesting, factual...and NOT just full of nauseating educational video-style scene transition sweeps. Boy were we wrong. As usual, we had the most poignant discussions while NOT talking about the content we're reviewing, so there's still plenty to enjoy besides pondering Nick in that sweet Contact in the Desert outfit of his. Sit back, picture him creepin' on hotel bar slizz, and enjoy!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Mothmen 1966 video game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1755030/Mothmen_1966/#:~:text=Chorus%20Worldwide%20Games,Leonid%20meteor%20shower%20of%201966. Rockets, Rockets, Rockeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets!!! But no raccoon?! Lots of rockets, lots of good chutes, and LOTS of half alcohol / half desert-induced sunburns on these pale-faces in this episode of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch - Look, Up in the Sky! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Tesla Coils, grounding rods, Erik’s leather face, and maybe the greatest piece of high strangeness witnessed so far on The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch - a very personal paranormal experience that blew our minds…and our loads. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

(Original Patreon Description) We checked out David Hatcher Childress' 2016 Vortexas speaking event on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs0I0ZoPLHM&t=1s) to get deeper into the mind of our favorite koind of goy. How is he different when left to his own devoices? What does he bring to the Ancient Aliens table when not at the mercy of the History Channel's editing team? Plus - the announcement of our next Patreon exclusive episode: and all new podcast about Ghost Adventures!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! The crew digs...and digs...and digs...and digs. This action packed episode proves you CAN have too much of a good thing. Just because we've been hungry for some real momentum doesn't mean we want an entire episode of holes, poles and dirt! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! A smudgy UFO picture, vector magnetometers (whatever the hell THAT is!), and endless, endless, endless talking about digging. The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch definitely loves to blue-ball it’s viewers in Season 2, and while it’s frustrating that there seems to be only 5 to 7 minutes of good content anymore, those 5 to 7 minutes DO keep you hungry for the next episode and actually result in something interesting. What are you playing at, Fugle?! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Our recording studio isn't setup in Joey's new house yet - sorry 'bout that! - but please enjoy this wild (and possibly fake?) documentary starring Geraldine Orozco, Henry Zebrowski, and Richard Dolan that we reviewed over at our Patreon a few months ago that focuses specifically about alien abductions of a sexual - and sexual assault - nature. *ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION* This is a pretty wild one folks - we pre-watched this episode and discussed the Jonathan Sumple directed documentary about the sexual assault side of alien abductions. Are the people actual victims, actors, or a little of both? We can't really tell. It's included with Amazon Prime Video so it's a low-risk watch and we'd love to know your thoughts too!

We took the night off for Memorial Day - so please enjoy a recent episode of one of our Patreon-exclusive podcasts - Adventurous Ghosts! It even takes place in an old military fort and Zak and the crew show a lot of respect to the fallen soldiers who gave their lives there. (Original Patreon Description): Daryl, Sam, thank you ma'am! Those two names are all you need to know about this bombastic (literally) episode of Ghost Adventures, as the crew explores an old Canadian fort from the War of 1812. Plus, one of the top 10 best pieces of evidence they've ever captured is featured in this lockdown!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Light anomalies, the Sherman’s real-life nephew, and Dr. Travis Taylor going through an existential - and perhaps mental - crisis? Episode 5 of the second season of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch is a doozy! The crew also sees a bi-pedal OR quadri-pedal blob, which seems like a paradox, but we all must trust in the 2 T’s: Travis and Thomas. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

We'll be back next week with a new episode - we hope you enjoy our Patreon episode of Probing Deeper from March 2022! This 2015 documentary lets Travis Walton tell the "Fire in the Sky" story in his OWN words, with his OWN mouth, and his OWN dyed mustache. Enjoy. Love you.

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Things get a little mystical - and dare I say: religious - on Season 4, Episode 2 of History’s The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, as rabbi Tzadok makes his triumphant return to Travis Taylor’s arms after years of babbling on and on about ancient aliens on some other dumb show. Tzadok sets up a summoning ritual to try and get these paranormal portal-nauts to come say hi and let them know that Fugle’s crew means them no harm. Very Hellier…very Miyamoto. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! It’s laser time baby! Travis Taylor and the Secret of Skinwalker Ranch gang are attempting to open up a portal, a wormhole, a doorway to another dimension…with lasers…for…reasons. What does Dragon have to say about the safety of said lasers? What kind of headwear is Kaleb donning this episode? How does Erik magically appear with every group of the ranch crew - is he himself an ultraterrestrial…or just desperate for friends? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Following up on the fear-inducing finish of the season 2 opener, Travis Taylor and the boys IMMEDIATELY start digging into…some stone carvings on the side of the Skinwalker Ranch Mesa. Great. The pacing of the show is coming into question, but the crew at least makes new discoveries every episode, despite a growing reliance on re-capping previous evidence for first time viewers. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! The Season 2 premier of “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch” is all about one thing: Wet…HOLES. But the biggest and wettest hole? Dr. Segala is completely missing from the cast is leaving the biggest wettest hole in our hearts! Aside from that, Travis and the crew are trying to figure out how 45,000 gallons of water can disappear down a clay pit in a matter of hours, and if, perhaps it’s flowing into an artificial, underground - maybe alien - structure. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! It’s the grand finale of the inaugural season of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch - and it’s not so much “Revelations,” but “Re-cap” unfortunately. At least a few juicy tidbits are to be had that make it worthwhile, and we get a surprise visit from everyone’s favorite public defender - the Attorney General of Utah!!!! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Joey's on vacation so we're offering up February's episode of "Probing Deeper," which is our spoilercast and review discussion of all the finer points of Disney+ The Book of Boba Fett. It counts because Star Wars technically is a story about "ancient aliens." Ancient Aliens...that look like your Italian father...

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! It’s the Ancient Aliens / Secret of Skinwalker Ranch crossover episode OF THE CENTURY!!!! “Love That Joker” Linda Moulten Howe makes an appearance to bring her cattle mutilation expertise to the ranch as we get our first animal death of the season; plus, Dragon remains a passive aggressive creep and Erik “has some footage” that he would LOVE to show Linda back in his trailer. Enjoy our breakdown of season 1, episode 7: Surveillance! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! You’ve heard of cattle mutilations - but Alpaca mutilations?! Blood, gore, drilling and more is the name of the game on the 6th episode of History’s “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch,” as the Travis Taylor and the boys start digging for realsies. The ground gets blessed, but does the crew need to be stressed? If Dragon and his shotty have anything to say about it - you’re damn right they do! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Underground UFOs, a screech-triggered pup named William, and Dragon tattle-tailing on Travis Taylor for a little ol’ thing like RADIATION BURNS on his face! Season 1, Episode 5 of History’s ‘The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch is a doozy - and we’re covering it all right here, because we’re Hungry For Skinwalker Ranch! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! On this week’s breakdown of History’s “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch,” Travis Taylor and the boys deal with poltergeists in a secret concrete basement room, true-blue UFO sightings in real time, and LOTS of rockets blasting off to detect gamma radiation in the sky. Incredible Hulk…eat your heart out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! We got it all tonight! Hunky drone operators, possible alien energy beams from the sky, and the man-tears of Jim Morse on the third episode of History’s “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch.” Where are these microwaves coming from over this ranch in the Uinta Basin? Are the boys now officially on a righteous quests to save the good people of Utah from the potentially spreading danger that emanates from this cursed land? Get your weather balloons ready, because we’re lookin’ up tonight, despite the name of the episode! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH: PRESENTED BY PROBING ANCIENT ALIENS Malfunctioning tech equipment, toxic sinkholes, shadow people, and demonic growls - Season 1, Episode 2 of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch is 2 for 2 on manifesting some insane phenomena at Travis Taylor, Dragon, and the rest of the team! Does Dragon also need public speaking classes? Does Travis sweat through his ever-blue business shirt? Does Thomas’s head swell up with microwave fluid again?! Let’s slather on some dressing quick - ‘cause we’re Hungry For Skinwalker Ranch! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

Here it is: the first episode of Hungry for Skinwalker Ranch - presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! As we’ve caught up to the current season of Ancient Aliens and need to let them build up for a while, we’ll be covering the History Channel’s “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch,” staring hunky scientist and pseudo-Ancient Astronaut Theorist: Travis Taylor! The show starts off strong with dangerous microwaves, Mormon real estate moguls, and the most annoying security officer in the world - Dragon! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

[STEVE IS OUT ON HIS HONEYMOON THIS WEEK - SO PLEASE ENJOY OUR MAN-MAN-MATT HONEYMOON FROM LAST YEAR!] **We came...we saw...we came again...HARD. So much demonic ghosty goodness crammed into one huge house on on a busy street just a few miles east of the Vegas Strip. What did we think? Did we experience anything paranormal? Did we endure endless fear boners as cursed dolls and serial killer cauldrons scared the shit out of us? Most of all: is Zak Bagans Haunted Museum worth your time and money? Open your holes and listen up good to find out!**

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Mr. Tsoukalos himself - once again - gives us his personal top ten alien artifacts in the season 17 finale of Ancient Aliens. How many little planes, perceived astronaut suits, and egyptian light bulbs make onto the list?! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 17, Episode 7: Top 10 Alien Artifacts!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Giorgio Tsoukalos gives us his top ten alien encounters of all time in this penultimate season 7 episode - everyone’s waiting with baited breath on who (or what!) will be the number one extraterrestrial meeting! Will it be Ezekiel and his wheels within wheels? Will it be Kenneith Arnold who coined the term “flying saucers?!” Will it be the first official alien abductees Betty and Barney Hill?!!!! We don’t know, but our plucky hair-monster Giorgio Tsoukalos sure thinks he does! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 17, Episode 7 of History’s Ancient Aliens: Top Ten Alien Encounters!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Are aliens abducting humans and taking their DNA, only to hybridize it with their own? Have they been doing this since the origin of life on planet Earth? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into season 17, Episode 5 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Human Experiment!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel (SORRY FOR THE LATE POST THIS WEEK! WE’LL BE BACK ON TRACK THIS MONDAY!) Mount Shasta is a hotbed of paranormal activity - but does it have a connection to ancient aliens entering this world through an interdimensional portal long ago? Are UFOs using Mt. Shasta as a secret base? Are humanoids, androids, Bigfoot, and other lifeforms sharing the same vast interdimensional space as we are in the vast labyrinth of lava tubes zig zagging their way under the mountain? How have over 1200 unsolved disappearances occurred on Mount Shasta over the the last century, always without a trace for the victim - as if they just walked through an invisible doorway to another world. We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 17, Episode 4 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Mystery of Mt. Shasta!

Tsoukalos is back with yet another top 10 episode for season 17 - this one focusing on the top ten government / alien cover-ups. Does Tsoukalos order of intensity have any sort of rhyme or reason here? Does he know what a top 10 list is really supposed to include, or what it’s requirements are? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorist - Giorgio Tsoukalos - sure thinks he does! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 17, Episode 3 of History’s Ancient Aliens: Top Ten Alien Cover-ups!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel We guzzle down the drip-feed that is Giorgio Tsoukalos’ top ten most “mysterious” places that Ancient Aliens has ever featured on the show. Does Giorgio really know what mysterious means? What would our top ten list look like if we were the ones in Krix’s driver’s seat? What if this episode was just a re-hash of over ten years of ancient aliens episodes - SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into season 17, episode 2 of History’s Ancient Aliens: the Top Ten Mysterious Sites!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Let’s just spoil it right here - it’s Caral. Caral is the Lost City of Peru. BUT, do our plucky ancient astronaut theorists prove that the god or…gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwds that helped the ancient Incan (and pre-Incans!) build their massive megalithic cities was actually a space brother from another star?! We don’t know, Tsouks, Childress and old William Henry sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into History’s Season 17 opener of Ancient Aliens: The Lost City of Peru!

Tsoukalos...Childress...Taylor...Tzadok…Henry - the ultimate think-tank on ancient alien harmonics gathered in one small conference room during the height of the pandemic - risking health and safety for all involved! - ...to re-hash old content from old Ancient Aliens episodes and add little to nothing to the subject as per usual. Is there ANYTHING redeeming about this meeting of the masterminds?! We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 10 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Harmonic Code!

Sorry everyone - Joey's feeling the post-booster shot fatigue so we'll have to cancel tonight's regular recording session, but we wanted to provide a peek at our most recent Patreon episode of "Probing Deeper" where we discuss the super strange tale of the Bell Witch - surprisingly less "witch" and way more un-categorizable than you might think. See you next week! (ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION) Does Seth Breedlove (and his Small Town Monsters production house) live up to his other work with this 2020 release about the infamous Bell Witch of Adams, Tennessee? We delve into the intriguing subject matter of this possible Elemental / Ultraterrestrial / Disembodied Spirit and it's 4-year connection to the Bell family - something rarely (if ever) seen in the paranormal Ree-Alm!

David Childress, Giorgio Tsoukalous, and Nick Pope of the British Ministry of Defense sit down and...talk about shit that they talk about on EVERY EPISODE of Ancient Aliens as if it were new. If this is your first episode of Ancient Aliens and Probing Ancient Aliens...I feel sorry for you; but, at least you’ll be exposed to a one-stop-shop for all the trend setters and thought leaders in the world of UFOlogy, the scientific study of UFOs, and understanding the nature of UFO / Alien phenomena. Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 9 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The UFO Pioneers!

Tsoukalos, Childress, and Travis Taylor sit down for a COVID-filled conversation around the ass-end of a conference room table to talk about a ton of astronauts that they’ve mentioned in older episodes of the show - but does the awkward editing and fake reality show drama inject Ancient Aliens with some new life so that even Steve and Joey didn’t fall asleep watching the episode - we don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 8 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Space Travelers.

The Wedge of Aiud. The Antikythera Device. The Bridge of Rama - how did these Out of Place Artifacts come to exist thousands, or millions, of years ago when humanity was only known to be a primitive race of hominids...or even non-existent? Did ancient UFOs touch down, convince the primitive peoples of earth that they were gods, and taught them their highly advanced ways...or do we really just not understand that much about our ancient past and are filling in ancient aliens as a placeholder? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 7 of History Channel’s ‘Ancient Aliens:’ Impossible Artifacts!

PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Why was the book of Enoch removed from the original Christian Bible and considered “Apocrypha” forever after by the western world? Why does the Ethiopian Bible contain all the excised chapters INCLUDING the Book of Enoch? How was Enoch an immortal, chosen by God to travel the galaxy with his caste of angels and then made his messenger and archivist for all the information under the son? Did Noah’s Great Flood actually happen, and was the real reason God flooded the planet NOT to kill the wicked sinners of humanity...but to SAVE humanity from the wicked giants - the Nephilim - that were terrorizing them thanks to angel / human hybrids corrupting the gene pool with these undesirables? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: The Forbidden Bible!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Was there a race - or races - of giants in and around the Mediterranean Sea thousands of years ago? Greek Giants? Roman Giants, Spaghetti Giants? Lasagna Giants? As much as Garfield would love that last one, we’re going to leave it to the REAL ex-spurts here, the Ancient Astronaut Theorists, to give us all the real facts about these big boys and girls that just might be our genetic ancestors. Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens: Giants of the Mediterranean!

Sorry for another missed regular episode - We promise this will be the last one for a while! Joey was in Nebraska for a family wedding, but we'll be back on track next week <3 Original Patreon description: "WARNING: This post was posted while having no clothes on! Not that you're downstairs mouths are in a tizzy - you're BRAIN will be in a tizzy as you try to absorb us Probing Deeper into the HBO miniseries that attempts to make sense of the rise and...fall (??????) of "Qanon" aka just "Q" to his (or her!) faithful. If nothing else, this is a holistic look at just how quickly millions of people can form a new religion / cult / political party when the conditions are just right in the world. It also aaaaaaaall leads back to the conspiracy of all conspiracy theories: The Cabal / Pizza Gate / Illuminati / Baby Eaters / Adrenochrome / Small Men with Brittle Bones in Wheelchairs Obsessed with Curry Rice."

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel What do ancient astronaut theorists think about the prevalent “keyhole” shape that’s found throughout virtually all cultures and religions worldwide? We don’t know...because they never actually explain what those cultures think the keyhole actually is except Ancient Egypt!!! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 3 of the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens: The Galactic Keyhole!

Steve is under-the-weather today and unfortunately can't record a new episode tonight, but here's our little unofficial contribution to #Ghosttober on Discovery+: Alive commentary discussion of Ghost Adventures' own Zak Bagans 'Demon House' documentary that we did for our patrons over at Patreon.com/probingancientaliens in February. If you like this content then subscribe to our Patreon for only $5 or more you'll get over 30 episodes of "Adventurous Ghosts," our Ghost Adventures podcast and "Probing Deeper" where we probe a few knuckles deeper into aliens, the paranormal and anything tangentially related to what we talk about on Probing Ancient Aliens...but, y'know...DEEPER.

**SORRY FOR THE SLIGHT ECHO! New Garageband setup on a different laptop so we're still working out the kinks in exporting** Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is Shambala, the most sacred of lost kingdom’s nestled somewhere in the heart of the Himalayas of Tibet, a true Lost Kingdom of extraterrestrial gods and goddesses that are actually guiding the destiny of planet Earth? Why were the Nazi’s looking for Shambala and what was it’s connection to the Aryan race? Were Madam Blavatsky’s “Kutumi” and Allistair Crowley’s “Lam” true “mahatma’s” from Shambala who were contacted not by deep meditation, but through occult means? Why is the Tibetan Buddha, specifically, physically depicted as having blue skin, long arms, and coming in at over 9 feet tall when all other Buddhas are more or less standard homosapians? Why have Tibet’s very own Bigfoots (the Yeti) been murdering people on pilgrimage to Mt. Kilash and Shambalah for over 1000 years and throwing their bodies in a lake? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: The Lost Kingdom!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Why do all religions and scientific schools of thought practically worship the number 12? What is it about ‘twelve’ that makes it so special - and so fundamental - to the very existence of the universe? Is 12 and it’s related factors truly the language of how the universe operates, expands, and evolves? Are the 12 notes that make up all the world’s music part of this divine equation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 1 of Ancient Aliens: The Divine Number!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Have aliens been guiding the presidents of the United States to victory since the Revolutionary War? Have presidents been briefed into secret knowledge of the existence of UFOs and extraterrestrials by their aides and deeper organizations...up until Richard Nixon overstepped his bounds with Jackie Gleason and effectively ruined it for most future presidents. Do Democratic presidents not get the same access to UFO and ET information as Republican presidents? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens: Aliens and the Presidents!

What’s the difference between the classic disc / saucer shaped UFO, and the oft-reported triangle and cigar shaped UFOs? Do the different shapes house different technology? Are they specialized in some way? Do different races of aliens use different craft as a cultural representation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: The Ultimate Guide to UFOs!!!!

Sorry we couldn't do a normal record last night due to Steve's roommate ruining everything as usual! We'll try to put up a remotely-recorded episode tonight, but in case we can't, here's a look at an early-pandemic episode from our Patreon (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) where we do a live commentary discussion on CIA Scientist, Russel Targ's "ESP & Psychic Spies."

The Ancient Astronaut Theorists dedicate an entire episode to cross-promoting The History Channel’s Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, starring Travis Taylor and the ever-hunky head of security: Dragon! But does that make for a good episode of Ancient Aliens? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: The Mystery of Skinwalker Ranch!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do shapeshifting aliens really exist; and, better question: are they already secretly among us, and, possibly, plotting against us? Are shapeshifting aliens the “trickster gods” of ancient mythology? Are the southwestern Native American “Skinwalkers” also under the same pantheon of deities and demi gods as the Olympians, the Rakshasa, and even the God of the old testament: Yaweh? Are vampires, werewolves, and Faeries simply advanced ET’s who can shapeshift at will to manipulate the lives of men? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 9 of Ancient Aliens: The Shapeshifters!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is the Mojave Desert’s Integritron - built by George Van Tassel himself - actually a functioning “fountain of youth” device whose technology was given to him by extraterrestrials in order to extend human life...and therefore...the attainable wisdom we can accumulate? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 8 of Ancient Aliens: The Immortality Machine!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Are the aliens from the Pleiades extraterrestrial race that seeded humanity on earth...leveling us up from primitive hominids into the big bold intelligent men and women that have populated planet ever since? Or are the demonic reptilians the true masterminds after defeating the Pleiadean forces over the Serpent Mound in Ohio in time immemorial? Why do Polynesians, Australasians, Native Americans, and East Asians all share some of the Denisovan DNA...and also the same creation myths that their sky gods specifically came from the Pleiades? Was it the Pleiadean mother ship that actually was surfaced as the Lost Continent of Lemuria (AKA the Land of Mu), only to be misinterpreted as a geographical island? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 7 of History’s Ancient Aliens: They Came from the Pleiades!

This is the FINAL week without a new Probing Ancient Aliens episode due to a combination of 2 weeks of Joey assuring his wife's recovery from her life-threatening medical emergency, and...Steve's going on vacation! Our Patreon supporters got this episode a few days ago, but we wanted to put up the most recent content possible since we've had to miss three weeks in a row of standard new episodes. The first half of the episode recounts the harrowing journey of Joey and his wife, and the 2nd half is the latest episode of our Ghost Adventures podcast: Adventurous Ghosts! ~~Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel~~

~~Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel~~ In this Live Commentary / Review Discussion of Dr. Steven M. Greer's 'Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind: Contact has Begun,' (originally June's Patreon episode of "Probing Deeper") the boys discuss "Doctor" Greer in depth, and basically inform you not IF he's yet another new age "healer" with a savior complex...but what LEVEL his savior complex rises to. (ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION BELOW) Dr. Steven Greer is largely a big piece of shit. Listen to our live commentary to find out exactly why. Also Steve is buzzed on three Triple Hazy IPAs and a Munich Style Lager. Thanks to Eddyballs for the suggestion in yesterday's thread! Except...we both wanted to die while watching this. So thanks for that too. And the list of other stuff you guys suggested is awesome too and makes the next few Probing Deeper eps easy!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Were there super advanced pre-cursor races that lived on Earth tens of thousands of years ago...and we have no physical evidence to prove it? Were Ancient Astronauts actually those same advanced prehistoric people that fled the long-past cataclysms on the surface, no hoping to return to earth in UFOs? Are many of the well-known megalithic structures like The Parthenon, The Sphinx, Teotihuacan, etc., actually tens - maybe hundreds - of thousands of years older than mainstream archaeologists suggest? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: The World Before Time!

Are the stone giants carved at megalithic sites around the world actually ancient data storage devices due to the high levels of quartz in their geological structure - similar to crystal skulls? Is quartz crystal the storage medium that both extraterrestrials AND advanced ancient civilizations used to to store large amounts of information...even...consciousness? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: Mystery of the Stone Giants!

Sorry for the lack of new episode tonight - we'll make it up to you another night this week! Instead, please enjoy the mind - and butt! - altering fever dream that is the movie adaptation of Whitley Strieber's 'Communion' starring Christopher Walken that we recorded a few months ago for our Patrons. (Original Patreon Description) Before Chris Walken portrayed Maxwell Shreck in Batman Returns...he played now infamous UFO abductee Whitley Strieber in the autobiographical "Communion," released in 1989. Watch along with us as we whip our little dorks out and western grip the shit out of each other's under the table during all the scary parts of this semen-all film that neither of us have ever seen.

Why are there so many UFO sightings in the South American country of Chile? Why have ancient aliens been flying over the Atacama Desert for hundreds - maybe thousands - of years? Are the megaliths in the Atacama Desert - that outnumber the Nazca Lines by a factor of 5 - actual depictions of extraterrestrial sky gods that visited the ancient peoples of Chile, bringing knowledge and culture? Do you want to hear the statement “Chile has more UFO sightings than any other country in the world” at least 587 times in less than an hour? We sure don’t, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 3 of Ancient Aliens: Destination Chile!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is there still debris from crashed alien spacecraft in the desert near Roswell, New Mexico - left over from the infamous 1947 crash that started the entire extraterrestrial government coverup and altered the course of human culture and history forever? What is the debris of the crashed UFO’s at Roswell made of? Does the government secretly have the alien bodies found at Roswell at a secret underground facility like Area 51 or S4? Is the government actually lying about the Roswell crash and still sticking to the classic “weather balloon” story that Marcell was supposedly forced to share with the public? Does Linda Moulten Howe actually own a piece of off-world spacecraft debris? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: The Relics of Roswell!

To our U.S. listeners - hope you had an awesome Memorial Day weekend! We're celebrating too, so no record tonight, but please enjoy our recent Patreon exclusive episode from Patreon.com/probingancientaliens! (Original Patreon Description) This 4 parter from HBO Max that goes DEEP into the events, the manipulation, and the haircuts that led to the largest mass suicide in America's history. We discuss, you listen...and jerk off, of course.

How was the so-called “eighth wonder of the world,” Nan Madol, constructed? Constructed of multi-ton volcanic prismatic basalt pillars, this remote southeast Asian megalithic man-made city is known as the “Venice of the South Pacific,” but no one can explain just HOW these massive pillars were brought to the site from over 25 miles away, but then hoisted with precision multiple stories tall in some cases. Local legends say Giant Roosters flew the pillars down to the site, along with the seemingly conflicting tales of two giant brothers from an unknown land levitating the rocks into place. Do David Hatcher Childress and Giorgio Tsoukalous have all the answers as they explore Nan Modal in all it’s BASS-alt glory? Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 1 of Ancient Aliens: the Mystery of Nan Madol!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do extraterrestrials live on recently discovered exoplanets? What is the most current technology being used by astronomers to find new Earth-like exoplanets orbiting in the goldilocks-zone of stars throughout our galaxy? Are Keplar and TESS finding Exoplanets on a daily basis? How many earth-like exoplanets exist with known data collected today? How will the upcoming James Webb Telescope change the way we gather information about earth-like exoplanets? Did the Annunaki actually come from Planet X / Planet Nibiru by way of a massive 3600 year elliptical orbit that only gets close to Earth for a few decades then heads back out into the vastness of space? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into the season 14 finale of Ancient Aliens: Secrets of the Exoplanets!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel When will disclosure about the existence of alien life, extraterrestrial spacecraft, and government knowledge occur in our society? When will the public know the TRUTH about the existence of intelligent life on other planets - and that our government has been lying ot us all along? The leaked military UFO encounters were just the tip of the tip of the iceberg - so when will the United States, China, or Russia reveal what we’ve known all along but could never prove: that the super powers of the world are in an arms race to procure and reverse engineer off-world technology to gain an exponential military advantage? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 21 of Ancient Aliens: Countdown to Disclosure!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel What is does the History Channel Show “Ancient Aliens” think about the Storming of Area 51? Where did Area 51 coming from? What is inside Area 51? Are there aliens - perhaps...ancient...aliens - at Area 51, S4, and Groom Lake? Is Bob Lazaar telling the truth about his time working at Site 4 at Area 51 to reverse engineer alien technology secretly owned by the government? Did the Lockheed Skunkworks lab spawn the creation of Area 51? What kind of people work at Area 51? Did Naruto actually run into Area 51? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 20 of Ancient Aliens: The Storming of Area 51!

Support the show and get exclusive podcasts: Patreon.com/probingancientaliens Get cool Probing Ancient Aliens merch, Disc Golf Apparel and Disc Golf Discs: www.blackholesupplycompany.com An episode...from the FUTURE?! NO! We just got screwed out of recording tonight - but we'll have a fresh episode this Thursday instead, then back on track for next week. Technically this was March's "Probing Deeper" episode for our Patrons, but it iiiiiiiiiis an episode of Ancient Aliens - specifically the recent episode wear the AAT's try to convince Captain Kirk himself that Ancient Astronaut Theory is both historical and archaeologically sound. Does the Shat-man buy it from Tsouks and the gang? Let's prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16 episode 16 - William Shatner meets Ancient Aliens!

Have humans modified their bodies - in the form of piercing, stretching, tattooing, elongating, etc. - for centuries specifically to look like the extraterrestrial gods they worshipped? Do humans tattoo common symbols like pyramids, obelisks, they eye of Horus, and pentagrams because our DNA was programmed, by ancient ET’s, to understand the power of these shapes and structures? Is the transhumanist movement not so much about ascending beyond the limits of the human body, and more about become more like our alien creators? Were many ancient sky gods depicted without breathing tanks and space suits because they had tattooed - or implanted - nanotechnology throughout their body that allowed them to survive in space and perform “magical” acts like telekinesis, telepathy, and power over space-time? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 19 of Ancient Aliens: Human Hieroglyphs!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do aliens drink human blood to survive for thousands of years as they explore the cosmos? Are the swaths of cattle mutilations that still occur to this day in America’s farmlands actually not for extraterrestrials to gather DNA samples for scientific purposes...but simply for sustenance? Is there something special about human blood that entices the gods / aliens / star-being; and, if so, did they create humans and other land creatures strictly to be living, repeating receptacles for their “sweet ambrosia,” as it were? Can the blood and plasma of younger people actually reverse the aging process in seniors - and is this the same process that ET’s discovered and refined thousands - even MILLIONS - of years ago? What is Milk of Nepenthe and why did Whitley Strieber drink this white substance given to him by a stranger in a hotel? Is the ancient Hindu drink, Soma, the same as the Greek ambrosia, and the Christian Eucharist? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 18 of Ancient Aliens - Food of the Gods!

What is Stonehenge? Is it a portal to another dimension or an alien world? Was Stonehenge built by the same ancient advanced race of giants that built Gobekli Tepe? Were the events in the Book of Enoch true; and, if so, were the offspring of The Watchers and human women - the Nephilim - the same ancient race that built Stonehenge, the Great Pyramids of Egypt, Gobekli Tepei, and most other large stone megaliths around the world? Are the Watchers of the book of Enoch and the Annunaki one and the same? Did the ancient peoples of Britain understand how to activate the quartz crystals in the “Blue Stones” to activate the Piezoelectric Effect and use the Earth’s geomagnetic energy to open a doorway to other worlds? Did the Tuatha De Danann build Stonehenge? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 17 of Ancient Aliens: The Secrets of Stonehenge!

Is the reason human beings more advanced than all other life forms on the planet because ancient aliens activated our brain’s DNA to grow the Neo Cortex, allowing for symbolic thought, creativity, and even...psychic powers? Was Nostradamus correct in his predictions? Could Nostradamus communicate with extraterrestrials or ultraterrestrials? Can anyone use psychic powers like ESP, telekinesis, remote viewing, mediumship, or do you have to be born with it? Can human beings train themselves to use psychic powers? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Brain!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is the mysterious Mt. Musine in Northwestern Italy a thousands-year-old hub of paranormal activity, UFO sightings, and religious experiences? Is Mt. Musine and the surrounding Susa Valley actually full of secret alien underground bases? How did ancient Italians know to build seven different historical sights all on the exact Ley Line, now known as “The St. Michael Line?” Did ancient Celts actually witness the greek god Phaeton coming down in a fiery chariot to provide the gift of technology to their people...or was the proto-city of modern-day Turin actually settled by an extraterrestrial being from another world or dimension? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 15 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Mountain!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do aliens want to prevent humanity from using nuclear weapons? If so...why? What stakes do extraterrestrials have in caring whether humanity uses atomic weapons - is it pure benevolance? A fear of humanity’s war-like nature affecting other intelligent races in the galaxy? To curb potential dimensional rips in space-time that may affect interdimensional ultraterrestrial beings? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 14 of Ancient Aliens - the Nuclear Agenda!

How do Constellations work? What are stars? How does the Zodiac work? Do aliens control us through astrology? Is the Zodiac Wheel actually a quantum entanglement walkie talkie from humans to gods and back? Why are so many ancient megaliths aligned with various constellations? Is there a secret code at play underneath the various animals and symbols in the Zodiac? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 13 of Ancient Aliens - The Constellation Code!

- Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! - Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Hawaii...relaxing island paradise....OR ALIEN PORTAL TO HELL?! Childress and Wide-Eyed Michael Sallah are on location on the Big Island of “Aloha-ville” talking about Aiku, Menehue, lava tubes, the lost continent of Lemuria, Atlantis, tiki drinks and more! Does David uncover the secret underground alien base that’s hidden in Hawaii’s tallest mountain? We don’t know, but David Childress sure thinks he does! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens - Islands of Fire!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Are aliens actually not as...physical...as we might think? Coming from another dimension as opposed to another star system? Are EXTRA-terrestrials actually ULTRA-terrestrials: taking form on our vibrational wavelength so that they can interact with out mere 3-dimensional selves here on our physical planet? Are aliens, demons, ghosts, gods, orbs, and UFOs all one and the same inter-dimensional set of consciousnesses from a parallel universe? Is remote viewing real; and, if so, is the act of doing so actually projecting your consciousness beyond the limit of our linear space-time continuum and into the dimensions, frequencies, and wavelengths beyond? What does Giorgio Tsoukalos have to say about aliens not being as “flesh and blood” as he thinks they might be? If most aliens are from another reality and NOT from another planet...then does physical intelligent life try to make contact with us at all? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 14, episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: The Trans-Dimensionals!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Have aliens - even ANCIENT aliens been hybridizing humans, animals, and everything in between for thousands - or even MILLIONS - of years? Are these extraterrestrial hybridizers actually highly evolved humans from the future, traveling back in time to prevent - or INDUCE - a great change in the course of the homo sapien timeline? Is this episode yet another polished up re-hash of an - or even MULTIPLE - old episodes of Ancient Aliens? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: Project Hybrid.

Unforeskin CirCUMstances prevented us from recording tonight - but please enjoy our recent Patreon review discussion of Seth Breedlove's 2020 follow-up to his first Mothman documentary: The Mothman of Point Pleasant. Support us by getting some prolapse-worthy apparel and accessories at www.blackholesupplycompany.com! (original Patreon description below) We discuss the 2020 film: Seth Breedlove's 'The Mothman Legacy' in detail, and one of us got surprisingly emotional during our viewing. All the mothman sightings are popularly thought to have stopped after the 1967 Silver Bridge collapse...but this documentary proves to the world that that simply isn't true. Plus, dick, fart, and prolapse jokes, of course.

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Did ancient extraterrestrials utilize comet-carried viruses to accomplish their direct panspermia goals on the Earth and perhaps other planets? Did life originate on Earth because an alien virus fell from the sky and evolved under the right conditions? Are aliens actively altering our genetic code with the ultimate goal of creating a hybridized alien / human combo that can better travel to other worlds as their space-faring ambitions grow ever-greater? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 9 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Infection!

Is humanity wrong about the long-accepted theory that we evolved from primate ancestors...in favor of reptilian ones? Are there banished reptilian aliens living deep underground and secretly pulling the strings of the world’s shadow governments - all so they can continually shape the world to their will and keep a steady stream of human bodies to experiment on and hybridize? Are reptilian humanoids - aka reptoids - cloaking themselves as human beings so that they can hide in plain sight, all the while plotting to turn us into then and sap us of our free will? Are the infamous Greys in league with the reptilians - and what of the so-called “nordic” race of aliens; where do they fit in to this everlasting galactic tug-of-war for humanity’s future and our resource-rich Earth? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 8 of Ancient Aliens - The Reptilian Agenda!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Did Celtic Druids voyage across the Atlantic and land in ancient New York and New England, thousands of years ago? Did druids build the numerous stone monuments, dolmens, caves, standing stones, and other megalithic structures in and around the primitive Tri-State Area? If so, why did the Druids come? Was it to open portals to other dimensions and let extra - or ultra - terrestrials through, masking themselves as spirits or gods? Or was the paranormal phenomena already happening in centuries-old New York, and the Druids somehow felt the spiritual pull to the New World? Is it merely a coincidence that Whitley Strieber - author of the famous alien abduction book ‘Communion’ - experienced his harrowing journey with ET’s merely miles from Balanced Rock, the the site of Sleepy Hollow, and hundreds of Druid ritual sites...or is there a deeper connection to the Celtic history of the area? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 7 of Ancient Aliens: the Druid Connection!

Unforeseen circumstances got in the way of our recording / streaming plans today - sorry! Please enjoy this peek at our Patreon content, and we'll be back next week, as usual! (Original Patreon show notes): The COCK is back! Graham Hancock, that is. This 2018 symposium film session is bare bones on production values, but cock-full of some pretty fascinating info on psychedelics, the subjugation of the human consciousness by the Abrahamic religions, Gnosticism, and pretty much how ol' Grahamy boy is a Consciousness LIbertarian-Anarchist. Pretty interesting takes all around, and a break from his usually quoted Younger Dry-Ass period content.

Did Diego De Landa and his Spanish Conquistadores destroy evidence of ancient alien interaction with the Mayan culture during their war of conversion for the Mayans pagan souls? Were the Olmec people somehow drawing African, Asian and Caucasian people from all over the world to Central America...over 5000 years ago? Is there a connection between the Hindu and Mayan religions, as depicted in a select few of the Colombian archaeological site’s - San Augustine - megalithic carvings? Were Hindu Vimanas used in Mayan culture as well, do to the same gods bringing cultural and scientific knowledge to both sets of ancient people...thousands of miles across the world’s oceans? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: Secrets of the Maya.

Are octopuses - aka “octopi” - actually aliens? Are their secret alien bases - filled with aquatically evolved extraterrestrials - hiding right under our noses, tens of thousands of feet below the oceans’ surfaces? Are USO’s different than UFO’s? Did human life begin to evolve out of the ocean? If so...why does an octopus have over 50,000 genes in its DNA, while humans have only 25,000? Did life on Earth begin only when an asteroid brought liquid water filled with amino acids into the primordial soup pools of the world? Is David Childress an expert on underwater vehicle engineering as well as water desalinization? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: They Came from the Sea!

Is there a connection between all the ancient extraterrestrials that have supposedly descended from the dog star: Sirius? How did the Dogon tribe know about the invisible sister star, Sirius B, without a technologically advanced telescope in their possession? Are the Sky Stones that fell to earth with the African sky gods, the Nomoli, actually the remenants of an alien planet? Are the Dogu statues from ancient Japan actually depicting ancient aliens in spacesuits...from 18 thousand years ago? Are there linguistic connections between the Dogon, Dragons, Dagon, Dagda, and other gods that are on the verge of sounding like…”daddy?” We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens: The Star Gods of Sirius!

Is Element 115 the secret to interstellar space travel for humanity? Is Bob Lazaar telling the truth about his employment at S4 during the 1980s - a secret underground facility directly connected to Area 51? Is Moscovium, the Element 115 “discovered” in 2003 the same Element 115 that Bob Lazaar described in Jeremy Corbell’s documentary “Bob Lazaar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers?” Are Bob Lazaar, Jeremy Corbell, and George Knapp telling the truth about Bob Lazaar’s credibility? Is the government covering up the fact that they have a stable version of Element 115 and are already powering spacecraft that the public isn’t aware of? Did aliens plan the Roswell and Kapustin Yar crashes so that humanity would slowly but surely reverse engineer their technology and bring them into the galactic federation? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 3 of Ancient Aliens: Element 115!

Is Saskatchewan’s Badlands Guardian actually an intelligently carved petroglyph depicting the Black Foot tribe’s ancient alien ancestors / deity’s that returned to the stars thousands of years ago? If so...how did these ancient - commonly thought of as “primitive” - people carve out an entire section of a mountain range that’s almost a kilometer in it’s width, and hundreds of feet in depth, without help from a more advanced species...perhaps...aliens? Does the Badlands Guardian have a celestial connection to the infamous Face on Mars? Is there a link between the pyramids on Mars, the pyramids in Egypt, the pharaoh Akhnaten...and the Badlands Guardian? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: The Badlands Guardian!

Do aliens live in underground bases in Antarctica? Are there secretly temperate zones under Mt. Erebus at the South Pole where life can flourish? Did the Nazi’s have access to alien technology before World War II even started thanks to a tip from psychic mediums who had access to extraterrestrial consciousnesses? Did Admiral Byrd and the US Military actually fight a Nazi / alien skirmish when they landed on Antarctica after WWII was own? What about the soldiers on Ross Island at McMurdo station...did they have UFO encounters that their commanding officers told them to stay quiet about, no matter the cost? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut researchers sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 1 of Ancient Aliens: Return to Antarctica!

What is artificial intelligence? Could humanity populate the cosmos more efficiently by sending out android avatars that housed our human consciousness, but with no need for oxygen, gravity, or food? Have aliens been reaching out to intelligent races throughout the galaxy in this exact fashion for centuries? What’s the latest in human robotic technologies, and what’s the latest in sex robot technology? Are we simply fulfilling our genetic, alien-infused destiny of creating robots in our own image because our alien forefathers programmed us to do so? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do - let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 13 of Ancient Aliens: The Artificial Human!

Are asteroids being used by aliens to propagate life throughout the universe? With NASA’s project Rama, are we simply repeating this cycle, as those ancient extraterrestrials were, by utilizing space-faring rocks to travel through the cosmos and deliver life-building payloads into the galaxy...potentially even terraforming other planets? Is panspermia possible, or even probable? Project Genesis seems to think so. Are we actually Annunaki-built Von Neumen robots that were designed to self replicate and pass our life-building essence into the universe by way of hulking meteors crashing into unsuspecting, but habitable worlds? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do. Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens: They Came From the Sky!

Was the space race between the USA and Russia ACTUALLY a competitive race...or simply a cover-up for a secret long-standing collaboration between the two mega-cultures? How did Russia’s cultural integration of Cosmism motivate them to relentlessly create technology that could bring them further out into the stars...and further towards their extraterrestrial origins? What kind if classified information was revealed when the USSR disbanded and the KGB’s secret files were unlocked to the public? Did president Obama have a secret deal with Vladimir Putin to have equal control of the secret extraterrestrial information, and communication, after his 2012 re-election? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: Russia Declassified!

Work decided to bite us in the ass on recording day, so please enjoy our August 2020 episode of Probing Deeper instead! If you like this content, support us for $5 or more at Patreon.com/probingancientaliens and you get TWO extra podcasts like this every month! (original episode description from Patreon) "Consciousness Researcher" and spiritual healer (read: Sedona, AZ chick) embraces her inner female Wilcock to make this very surface level movie about extremely deep subjects. What did we glean from this glossed over montage of a face-lifted, overly makeup'd, clearly narcissistic lady trying to prove psychic phenomena with scientists who all look like porn doctors and talk like sex therapists? Open your Learn-Hole and find out!

Are 7 of the hundreds of Easter Island statues - aka Moai - actually representing seven extraterrestrial giants that fled for their life so they wouldn’t be eaten by the human beings of the Marquesas Islands? Why are these “seven sentinels” looking out into the ocean, while all other Moai statues face into the island and are known to be protectors of the Rapanui people? Was it a mystical energy called “mana,” or simply misunderstood alien technology that moved the extremely heavy statues into their resting places around Easter Island? How are the tiki statues of the Marquesas islands connected to Easter Island...and Peru, of all places, for that matter? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into season 13, episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: The Sentinels!

Is Sardinia, Italy truly an Island that housed ancient Nephilim - a race of giants that survived the biblical flood that God brought upon the world to destroy their arcane, destructive ways? How did the Narughe megaliths dotted around Sardinia get built...if the ancient Sardinian people had no written language and no understanding of advanced mathematics or engineering? Are the pyramids around Sardinia actually landing zones and loading docs for ancient aliens? Is the Roman Catholic church hiding physical evidence fo Giant bones uncovered from local tombs to control the narrative of archaeology and tourism for their beautiful resort location? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 13, episode 8 of Ancient Aliens: Island of the Giants!

Was the planet Earth essentially a re-fueling station for ancient Egyptian gods / extraterrestrials? Is the iron throne of Osirius - aka The Ship of Eternity - waiting to be found within the large void recently discovered in the Great Pyramid at Giza? How did the Egyptians move massive red granite blocks over 600 miles to build the Grand Gallery? Were the biblical Joseph, Enoch and Imhotep all the same man...and perhaps not of this world when he partnered with King Joser to build his pyramid? Is mummification and placing it into sarcophagi actually a chemical process to assist in the transmutation of the body into a Light Body, allowing the person’s consciousness to travel through wormholes to the constellation Orion? Is Ramy Ramony the hunkiest Egyptologist the world ever did see? (the answer is yes, but..) We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 7 of Ancient Aliens: Earth Station Egypt!

Now that the government has admitted Area 51 exists - what are the other secret research bases still kept under wraps by the likes of the military, the CIA, the Pentagon, and the White House itself? Are there UFOs in the mountains of Dulce, New Mexico? Has the Majestic 12 been controlling the output of information regarding alien research stations like Montaulk, Long Island, Brookhaven, and S4 / Hume Lake? What does the government have to lose or gain by hiding such immense secrets like underground subway stations to transport extraterrestrial Meta Materials between it’s disparate bases. Is the government creating its own loopholes from the Freedom of Information Act by using private companies like Bigelow Aerospace and Elon Musk’s SpaceX to do it’s dirty work with zero obligation to share their research and findings to the public? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens - Area 52!!!!

The Nazca lines, the Atacama Giant, the Blythe Intaglias, Egyptian heiroglyphics, the Ben Ben Stone, the Cosmic Egg, Rendlesham Forest...need we go on? Are all of the petroglyphic carvings throughout the ancient deserts of the world actually part of one universal code taught to primitive humans by ancient extraterrestrial gods? Is this the most boring episode of Ancient Aliens ever? You bet your prolapse it is! But we still have fun despite the best efforts of our plucky ancient astronaut theorists - let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 5: The Desert Codes!

Are black holes the same thing as the vortices we find here on Earth? Are the vortex tours of Sedona, AZ actually “black hole” tours? Have aliens been entering our dimension through the control of black holes - aka star gates - for millenia? What about the dangers of the various particle accelerators around the globe: will they eventually create a black hole so large it will swallow the entire planet? Does David Hatcher Childress survive a trip through the Bermuda Triangle?! We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens - Earth’s Black Holes!

Is the government secretly working on protocols that dictate how officials should act should they ever encounter extraterrestrial life? Have these protocols actually existed far before the average citizen could ever imagine? Are the messiahs of the world’s religions actually ancient alien benefactors who will return one day for mankind’s benefit? Did the Roswell crash spawn the first set of secret documents and the creation of the Majestic 12 to deal with all alien occurrences, big and small? How did Travis Taylor snag the job of literally writing the book on modern alien encounter protocols for the government - is it because he’s friends with Dragon from Skinwalker Ranch? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 3 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Protocols!

Did Leonardo Da Vinci invent paintings? Did he invent...the Da Vinci Code? Who was this masked man, and what was he REALLY trying to say with those tiger eyes of his? Was the Last Supper actually depicting a sheet of musical notes with the hands of the apostles and the soft bread on the table? Was the Salvator Mundi’’s depictio of Christ holding a crystal ball actually proof that Jesus is an extraterrestrial from the Orion constellation? What about The Virgin of the Rocks and the depiction the archangel Uriel seeming to favor the Christ-child - was Da Vinci trying to depict his own connection with the archangel of knowledge? Is ANY painting worth 400 MILLION dollars to a saudi prince? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: Da Vinc’s Forbidden Codes!

It's Labor Day, plus it's Steve's birthday weekend, so here's a peek into our Patreon while we take a little time off. Remember to keep your prolapses moistened at all times during this heat wave! (Original Patreon description) Skinwalker Ranch has a new rich Mormon owner and the research staff he hired has a HUNKY AF new leader - Travis...fucking....Taylor. Oddly enough, Dr. Taylor looks like he was born Mormon...but isn't. Conspiracy? Alien eugenics?! All we know is that he's from "where the rockets that went to the moon were made." Listen up to see what we think of this new series for 2020 that crosses over the paranormal, UFOs, ancient aliens, and super douchey post-reality show security guards who we fucking hate.

This timely episode of Ancient Aliens takes a lot of big UFO disclosure events from 2017 and 2018 and links them to a pretty thorough chronological history of deep state government cover-ups and lies that have been organized - unbeknownst to the public - since the 1940’s...until now. The great part is: here in 2020, we very recently have seen many of these leaks come to fruition as true-blue reports from top level agencies in the US government, and now, more than any time in human history, can we say that UFOs have been observed not just by local yokels and kooky spazoids...but by the Pentagon, the Navy, and the CIA. What a time to be alive in the world of UFOlogy! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into the Season 13 premier of Ancient Aliens: The UFO Conspiracy!!!!

Was Gobekli Tepe built by the only surviving race of advanced humans after emerging from underground bunkers to wait out the ice-age-ending cataclysm of the Younger Dryas period and re-build the Earth? What connections do the pillars at Gobekli Tepe have to the constellation, Cygnus? Did Zoroastrianism contain the most accurate depiction of the great flood: that a “giant serpent” would crash into Earth and cause an “endless winter,” completely destroying life on the surface and forcing the more primitive people to survive, repopulate, and come to prominence as the dominant human species on the planet? If Gobekli Tepe completely re-wrote archeology’s dogmatic understanding of how old the oldest “modern” humans were, then could there be other structures just as old, or even older, then Gobekli Tepe, simply hidden under the sands of time, waiting to be discovered and uncover that humanity has been advanced for tens...or eve thousands of years? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into the Season 12 finale of Ancient Aliens: Return to Gobekli Tepe!

Did aliens leave record-like devices in the ancient past for modern man to uncover? Did a UFO filled with extraterrestrials crash land into present day Beijing over 10,000 years ago, only carving petroglyphs on the wall but also leaving behind 716 alien disks? Was the ancient Inca Sun Disk of legend actually more akin to an extraterrestrial smartphone than a magical portal that allowed Viracocha to speak to emperor Patcha Cutti? Are religious depictions of disc shaped objects all simply depicting super advanced walkie-talkies, allowing humans to speak to their ancient aline gods? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 12, episode 16 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Discs.

Did Japan have ancient aliens visiting their isolated archipelago, just like the other ancient cultures of the world? Were the “Kami” of Shintoism actually flesh and bolts extraterrestrials that taught Emperor Jimmu how to bring culture, order, and leadership to the Japanese mainland? What about the keyhole shaped kofun tombs that dot the Japanese landscape - were they designed to let the gods /aliens know that the a divine emperor was buried there? Why are there over 81,000 shrines throughout Japan? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 12, episode 15 of Ancient Aliens: A Spaceship Made of Stone!

How does reincarnation really work? Are our bodies simply vessels, or husks, that the human soul, aka: consciousness, can be uploaded from, or downloaded to during the death and rebirth cycle of our lives? Do people actually have memories of the past lives their consciousness has lived through? Who is actually buried in the ancient Egyptian tomb, KV55? Are some people actually extraterrestrial “souls” housed in Earth-human bodies? Is the Universe itself...self-aware; and we are just small thoughts in it’s mind as it tries to learn about it’s own existence? (My brain hurts) We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do - let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 12, Episode 13 of Ancient Aiens: The Replicants.

Animals - cute, cuddly and great for making memes? Or the product of centuries-old genetic manipulation?! Are the animal headed gods of ancient Egypt simply holographic disguises worn by the extraterrestrial visitors to not scare away the primitive people of the Nile River valley? Are angels, demi-gods, gorgons, spirit animals, totems and the like all not just religious myths but flesh and bolts intelligent entities that have been guiding humanities evolution in its entirety? Is Darwinian evolution real, or do the missing pieces of the fossil record prove that intelligent design has a hand in how animal species adapt and thrive in different environments. We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Animal Agenda - season 12, episode 13 of Ancient Aliens!

Synchronicity! We recorded this episode for our Patreon (patreon.com/probingancientaliens)mere weeks before the Executive Director of MUFON was arrested for soliciting a 13 year old girl for sexual activities - so what better time to give y'all this episode of Probing Deeper so you can watch something where you actually KNOW one of the stars of the show is a convicted sex offender! Yaaaaaaaay! (Original episode description from Patreon) We dive into the MUFON created / written / starring show Hangar 1 (both seasons are on Netflix if you want to check it out or watch S1E1 along with this ep) at the behest of one of you beloved Patrons! This show wants to be interesting...but struggles in that regard, for sure, and seems "too little too late" in the world of UFOlogy, as most of these cases have been discussed on countless other shows, including Ancient Aliens. There's also a definite porn doctor vibe to most of the MUFON guys, but in a more subtle way than the core group of Ancient Astronaut Theorists. But I think that's how they getcha!

Are the ancient Vedic Hindu texts speaking to us through time - literally ‘the voices of the gods?’ Is modern science finally beginning to understand the power - and specificity! - that’s contained in these texts, so much so that space travel, nuclear energy, medical practices, and quantum mechanics can actually be understood BETTER by going back and ‘listening’ to the voices of the gods? If the Hindu gods were flesh and blood beings that lived among ancient Indians...why did they leave Earth behind? Why have they not stayed to curate man’s existence into the future...or was it simply enough to leave their voices in endless tomes of Sanskrit for the future as they made their way back to their home planets? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into the Voices of the Gods!

Does the Akashic record really exist? Are the Akashic Record and the Zero Point Energy Field on and the same? Can geniuses like Nikolai Tesla and Albert Einstein “naturally” connect with the Akashic Record because their brains are simply more evolved than your average human? Can deep meditation allow anyone to access all the knowledge of past future and present that’s in the Akashic Record? Are Baba Vanga’s predictions a result of her being able to access the Akashic Record after a rogue tornado incident? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Ancient Alien Season 12’s the Akashic Record!

Who are the Majestic 12? Are the Majestic 12 in league with the Reptilians? Are the Majestic 12 the same as the Cabal? Just where did MJ12 come from and how did this group of men gain so much power...even enough to assassinate the president of the United States?! Is there a Secret Space Program headed up by MJ-12 that secretly communicates with over 60 species of extraterrestrials and trains child-soldiers to perform their “20 and back” before sending their consciousness back through time only to recover these memories through hypno regression therapy?!!!! That was quite a mouthful...just like a fresh prolapse. Phew. Do our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists know the answers to these questions? Steve and Joey don’t know, so let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Majestic 12! Also here’s a cringeworthy video of David Wilcock at a guitar store. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slGNhWprToM&feature=youtu.be

Is there a magical frequency that unites all of humanity’s religions, temples, myths and legends? Did ancient aliens teach humanity to move massive stone blocks with sonic levitation technology? Why can’t modern engineers and architects understand just how so-called “primitive” cultures built their giant megalithic structures? If man in antiquity built their pyramids with sonic technology...why can’t anyone find these hyper advanced tools? Why are various religious archeological sites around the world seemingly attuned to the frequency of 110HZ? What does the frequency of 110HZ do to the human brain? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into The Alien Frequency!

Teotihuacan - ancient city, ancient space port...or both? Or is it...an ancient power plant to power UFOs? What’s all the liquid mercury doing under Teotihuacan - and how did the ancient Aztecs handle this powerful - but poisonous substance - without advanced equipment to shield themselves from its toxicity? Were the ancient Aztec gods misunderstood extraterrestrials who genetically created the ancient race after the Great Flood in seven caverns underground? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into City of the Gods!

Are science, archaeology, and Egyptology too dogmatic to actually accomplish the goals for which they exist? Do mainstream scientists need to have a more open mind to potential facts that can be found in myths and legends? Just how old is humanity: tens of thousands of years...or hundreds of millions of years? Are the Paracus elongated skulls proof that ancient aliens hybridized themselves with primitive cultures millenia ago? Is being an “art collector” inherently creepy AF? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into The Science Wars!!!

Was the Pharaoh’s curse actually put into place by ancient Extraterrestrials who wanted to protect the alien origins of the monotheistic pharaoh: Akhnaten? Was the Ark of the Covenant actually found in King Tut’s tomb and stolen by the Knights Templar? Was Akhnaten’s brother, Tutmose, actually the biblical figure, Moses, who fled Egypt under a new name to spread his brother’s monotheistic view of the world, therefore creating Judaism? Is Ramy Ramony the hottest archaeologist to ever actually exist, which, of course, excludes the ever-hunky Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into The Pharaoh’s Curse!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Keen is the world’s largest online network of spiritual advisors, providing quality love and relationship advice, psychic advice, and tarot readings since 1999. This episode is really about the core question that started it all with Von Daniken's Ancient Astronaut Theory - how did ancient cultures build such sophisticated - and heavy AF - megalithic structures, sometimes in EXCEEDINGLY inconvenient places all over the world...or more aptly: all over the World Grid?! How did the blocks get there, how do they fit so tight a piece of paper can't get through, and are they gigantic rock antennas and anti-grav gas stations for ancient aliens to fill up their craft? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think the do! Let's proooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Architects!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Is the mysterious Rudloe Manor actually the “Area 51” of Britain? Is Rudloe Manor hiding crashed UFOs in it’s 2.2 million square foot underground tunnel system without the public’s knowledge? Is the Royal British Air Force reverse engineering alien technology right under the noses of the people in County Wiltshire? Is a road trip movie starring Nick Pope and Giorgio Tsoukalos FAR overdue?! We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Mystery of Rudloe Manor!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Keen is the world’s largest online network of spiritual advisors, providing quality love and relationship advice, psychic advice, and tarot readings since 1999. Super heavy (metallic) balls from the sky in Vietnam? The Betz Sphere? The Wedge of Aiud? King Tut’s Dagger? Orichalcum from ancient Sicicly? Ancient metal alloys before the metallurgic knowledge to create them supposedly existed? Were all of these (and more!) actually forged by the gods...AKA ancient extraterrestrials? Were the Greek gods and other divine beings actually dropping technological hints for primitive cultures to get a secret lil’ head start on making the stuff that makes us...us? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Forged by the Gods!

Joey had a family emergency this week which prevented recording a normal episode, so enjoy one of March's previously exclusive Patreon ep (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) of Probing Deeper: a Live Commentary episode (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) of David Wilcock and Corey Goode's February appearance on The Jenny McCarthy Show. It's about as meandering and narcissistic as you've come to expect from ol' Five Heads at Freddy's, himself...and Jenny is...a really, really bad radio host; and coming from us - that's saying something!

When, why and who started searching for UFOs in the late 1940’s? Was Roswell really the first reported UFO sighting? How did UFO hunting mega-organization, MUFON, actually come into being? Did aliens manipulate humanity to start the hunt for extraterrestrial life after World War II? If so...whyyyyyyy? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Hunters - the Ancient Aliens Season 12 premiere episode!

What is the true nature of the Hindu god, Shiva? Is Shiva an actual physical being with all the magical bells and windows that the Vedic texts describe him as...or is he the representation of Atomic Energy incarnate? Is the sacred Mount Kilash actually a pyramid shrine to Shiva...or a radioactive dump site for extraterrestrials merely posing as Shiva? Do the highly worshipped Shiva Lingam symbols around the Asian world represent a mere phallic symbol...or the ancient atomic power plants that Shiva built along the rivers, streams and ocean coasts aeons ago? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into the Ancient Aliens Season 11 finale: Shiva the Destroyer!

Are alien abductions real? What really happens to the unfortunate (or perhaps fortunate?) and unwilling participants in this worldwide phenomena of galactic kidnapping? Some report being submitted to horrifying medical experiments, while others find the experience quite pleasant and educational - returning with sometimes vast amounts of advanced, otherworldly knowledge that could have only entered their mind from another, more advanced entity. Aren’t all abductees technically “returned” to their own lives afterward, making an entire episode of Ancient Aliens expounding on the subject highly redundant? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Returned!

(Originally loaded to our Patrons at Patreon.com/probingancientaliens in Feb 2020) Get ready to have your minds...and maybe a little somethin' else....BLOWN with our almost 2.5 hour Review Discussion of YouTube / Amazon's HELLIER Season 1 and 2! Steve just finished (hehe) and I've been DRIPPING with anticipation to really get into the meat of this tasty paranormal docu-series with him that brings the viewer along for a highly intimate ghost / conspiracy / alien / mothman / HIGH STRANGENESS / synchronicity filled journey that's like nothing we've ever seen before. We probe deep into what worked, what didn't, and what funny idiosyncrasies the people on the show displayed while they talked so that we can, as always, do imitations of them as we discuss the labyrinthine twists and turns that Greg Newkirk, Dana Newkirk, Connor Randall, and Karl Pfeiffer take while on the trail of creepy goblins in rural Kentucky...and beyond.

Did the vast government UFO cover-up really start and stop with the infamous Roswell, New Mexico crash of 1947? Did other countries around the world follow the same secrecy protocols...or did they invent them first? Are there other Area 51 and S4-adjacent sites across the globe that were created during the 1940’s due to World War II and the advent of the first Earth based nuclear power in the United States? Does all the world’s technology actually tie back to the recovered Roswell flying saucer debris? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Beyond Roswell!

After the fall of the USSR and Gorbachev’s reign as it’s final president, thousands and thousands of previously classified KGB files were released to the public...many of them containing proof of UFO sightings, interactions and events by Russian politicos, cosmonauts, military officials, and civilians. The philosophy of Cosmology never really died since being outlawed by Lenin in 1917, and despite the USSR’s almost 80 years of secrecy, the extraterrestrials just kept on hangin’ with our friends to the east. Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe that the corroboration of decades of official Russian documents could be the “smoking Kalashnikov” that PROVES the ancient alien hypothesis to be true. Do Steve and Joey believe so, too? Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into Russia’s Secret Files!

Regular listeners might know that we're big fans of the paranormal investigation series Hellier and it's cast: Greg Newkirk, Dana Newkirk, Karl Pfeiffer, Tyler Strand and Connor J. Randall - the latter of which invented an enhanced - and more "scientific" - SB7 Spirit Box method that is 'double blind': one person wears a blindfold and sound cancelling headphones, and another person asks the entities (inter-dimensional beings, aliens, spirits, etc.) so that the double blind person can't "be in on it" with the questioner. We did our first sesh together on Twitch (video still available at Twitch.tv/probingancientaliens) the other night for Closet Knowledge, and some pretty shocking shit happens that we didn't expect at all. Let us know your thoughts on this - it's slow, but builds.

Is the Earth’s moon actually a hollowed out space station? Is it not only a space station...but an actual spacecraft piloted by extraterrestrials who are using it as a monitoring station for humanity? Did the Apollo 11 astronauts see more during their moon landing than NASA and the government allows them to speak publicly about? Is NASA hiding thousands of pictures providing proof of artificial structures dotting the moon’s surface - be it obelisks, pyramids, or entrances to underground space stations? Is “Amulet Assertion” going to replace William Henry’s current nickname of “Medallion Man?” Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Space Station Moon!

Are human beings and all of our hominid ancestors simply the products of a grand extraterrestrial experiment? If this is true...what is the ultimate goal of alien / human hybridization? Is it a nefarious form of control placed upon us by cold, villainous masters; or are our ET “gods” simply trying to help us grow and be more like them? Are extinct hominids like Neanderthal, the Hobbits of Florins Island, or the Siberian Denisovans get forcefully eradicated by our alien overlords, or did the more prevalent Home Sapiens simply absorb them through interbreeding? How do giants fit into all of this? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Prototypes!

Does the Chinese government secretly hold proof that extraterrestrial intelligences have visited - and reside - on Earth? Is the Chinese government hiding the fact that hundreds of pyramids are hiding in plain sight, completely redefining our understanding of Chinese culture? Are literally all historical sites being utilized by aliens as underground / underwater bases of operation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into The Hidden Empire....y’know...China.

Are there 9 mysterious alien entities that rule our universe? Are these 9 deities, first contacted by D.B. Vinod and Andrija Puharich, actually the same gods as Atum of Egypt, the council of 9 Olympians from ancient Greece, and the 9 emperor gods from ancient China? Is the Black Knight Satellite actually a 13,000 year old alien device that’s been gathering information on humanity since modern culture sprouted out of the Younger Dryas period at the end of the ice age? Does this episode have really ANYTHING to do with anything other than trying to tie Star Trek into Puharich’s parapsychological studies for the US government in the 50’s? We don’t know, but our Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooobe into The Mysterious Nine!

G’day and bonzer and all that sheet, mate! It’s toim to buggah down with this crocodile dundee-tastic episode of your FY-vrit shoi about Ancient Astronaut Theory! Steve and Joey were just as surprised as you just were reading the first sentence of this paragraph that this episode is 100% Australian...all the time. Do the aboriginal peoples of Australia actually hold the record for the oldest continuous culture in the world...and therefore the earliest humans to interact with ancient aliens? Are the Rainbow Serpent, Bayama, and other sky beings that aborigines classically worshipped simply misunderstood star-beings that came to the Outback from another world through stargates? Did ancient Egyptians visit Australia in the ancient past, shipwrecked, stranded and prone to carving hieroglyphics onto Aussie walls? What does any of this have to do with ancient aliens other than like two examples of deities? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooobe into The Wisdom Keepers!

The Cosmic Egg is seen in religions, mythic artwork, stone carvings and buried in the ground since time immemorial. This divine symbol of birth and rebirth has permeated our minds so much so that it’s depictions are more numerous than even the Christian cross or the Jewish star of David - so the question is...why? How did ancient man seem to understand that this singular point of all life, matter, and consciousness exploded the universe into existence - aka the modern day “big bang” theory? Were they told by extraterrestrials? Is this knowledge encoded into DNA by our ancient alien creators? How do egg shaped UFO’s fit into the universal shape that is the Egg? We don’t know - but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooobe into Decoding the Cosmic Egg!

Tsoukalos, Childress, Wilcock and the gang recap a recap of a rehashed episode for like the 5th time - talking about mathematicians like Ramanajan, Turing and other geniuses like "Steven Jobs" (as Childress says) who, of course, MUST have gotten ALL their inspiration from extraterrestrials as it's impossible to think of any sort of technological advancement without alien intervention. Let's prooooooooooooooobe into The Visionaries!

A very special treat for y'all this week - a peek into our Patreon content since Steve is out of town this week. This one is a treat! Our recent review discussion of David Wilcock's newest...uh..."documentary," The Cosmic Secret! Ol' Five Heads at Freddies has a brand new movie - which he might refer to as a 'documentary - and boy is it a doozy! Over 2 hours of pure, dripping, greasy Wilcock Drips with plenty of his odd "insider" partner Corey Goode's own greasy 80s mafia movie hair-do thrown in for flavor. This movie is basically the book "The Secret" but with Wilcock and Goode's own overly-specific "facts" to support why we should all follow the ever-growing Cult of Wilcock's mission to evolve human consciousness and spirituality.

Tsoukalos, Childress, Wilcock and the gang make us think that they’re going to talk about “dat New-New” when it comes to HARD evidence for Ancient Alien visitation in the remote past...but they really just talk about ground penetrating radar and satellite imagery having the ability to look underground without busting open pyramid walls and stuff...which they’ve talked about before. They also wheel Von Daniken out to re-up your subscription to “This is What Ancient Astronaut Theory Is” Weekly, with no new information of any kind from the grand daddy of it all. Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into The New Evidence!

Are aliens secretly behind the trans-humanist movement? Are extraterrestrials influencing humanity to reach the cybernetic singularity so that we can be better prepared for long term space travel and meet our ET creators? Do ancient religious texts speak of Nootropics, nanomachines, genetically modified embryos, and immortality-inducing technology? What would happen if you had robot butt cheeks implanted and you're sitting experience was enhanced 10 times the average human amount of ass-sitting pleasure? Steve and Joey don't know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let's proooooooooobe into The Next Humans!.

Our earthlings actually the descendants of ancient Martians? Are the angels described in religious texts simply humanoid Mars citizens whose bodies reflect life in a low gravity environment? Is human architecture the same as the artificial structures portrayed by the Mars Rover because we are, in fact, the children of a refugee Martian race? How would we effectively colonize and terraform Mars so that humanity would have a second outpost in case Earth is devastated by famine, war, or asteroid blast? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Destination Mars!

Is the continent of Antarctica hiding pyramids from an advanced ancient race of humans...or...earthbound extraterrestrials? Why did the Nazi’s, the US Military, the NSA and 7 different countries all desperately try to claim the unexplored tundra of Antarctica so desperately for the past 70 years? Was Antarctica actually part of a once temperate climate zone as depicted on the Arontus Phineas map? Was the lost city of Atlantis and the Egyptian “Island of the Egg” actually a warm and habitable ancient version of Antarctica? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Pyramids of Antarctica!

The big numero 10-oh season finale is here, and it's...koind of a bummer! Our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists explore why ancient archaeological antiquities are being destroyed by our fellow men all over the world in barbaric cultural / political wars. Destroying a culture's history, sadly, is nothing knew, but we can rest assured that Tsouks, Childress, Noory and the gang are equally as bummed that ancient artifacts are being busted up beyond repair...because they'll have less pieces of the Ancient Astronaut Theory puzzle to play with! The really have their priorities straight. Let's prooooooooooobe into The Forbidden Zones!

Are aliens waging a brutal, invisible war over our heads this very second? Are humans the offspring of the “winners” of an ancient alien war thousands of years ago? Did the Annunaki destroy their home planet, Nebiru, before ever reaching the ancient Sumerians to be worshiped by gods..and now our asteroid belt is all that’s left of the Annunaki homeworld? Do alien races see us as a threat now that we have nuclear capabilities? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into The Alien Wars!

Crop circles - geometric shapes embedded into large swaths of farmland by some sort of unseen force: what are they? How are they formed? Are crop circles a hoax...or something we fear so greatly that we avoid the stark truth they’re trying to communicate? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooobe into one of the (so far, anyway) best episodes that Ancient Aliens has to offer: Circles from the Sky!

Fishies. Jelly-fishies. Shark-fishies. Fish-men. Fish...women. Mmm...Our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists get extra wet n' slippery with this one little probers and probettes, as they discuss the possibility of intelligent life existing thousands of fathoms below our little buns in the salty briney deep. Are there "The Abyss" style aliens in the 90% of the as-yet unexplored ocean? Did space-faring extraterrestrials literally create a melting pot of genetic materials out of the Sea, billions of years ago to kick-start life on earth? Are there amphibious "mer-man" style aliens that came to the Dogons, Japanese, and Greeks only to be worshiped as dripping gods, goddesses or demi-gods? Steve and Joey don't know, but Tsouks, Childress, Wilcock and the gang sure as heck-fire think they do! Let's prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Creatures of the Deep!

NOTE: This is a FREE preview of our paid Patreon content - subscribe now for $5 per month to get at least 2 exclusive podcasts like this one! This is the mac daddy of conspiracy theory movies - and David Wilcock (Five Heads at Freddy's) partners with some interesting folk - including a supposed member of the Secret Space Program - to inform the public about how the truth is actively being subverted by an evil race of Alien Draco Reptillians who are the shadow government behind the Illuminati/Cabal/Elite, whatever. We review this puppy as our first foray into Patreon exclusive content, so let us know what you think in the comments below!

Ancient Aliens, and the Ancient Astronaut theorists that fill out its cast, have never really focused on Exo-Planets - Earth-like habitable planets - before...or have they? Ancient Aliens has really all been about other planets with humanoid beings visiting us since the dawn of time, but this week, Tsouks, Childress, Tzadok and the gang are going deep into our modern search for Exo-Planets and actually doing some pretty good documentary work with...y’know...FACTS mixed in with all the hypothetical ponderings and wonderment. Let’s proooooooooooooobe into The Other Earth!

It’s Probing Ancient Aliens 100th Episode - and Joey’s wife surprises the boys with their very own - and perhaps, first of it’s kind - prolapse cake! After chowing down on some delicious pink sock meat, the boys discuss an episode of Ancient Aliens that, as usual, only has like 10% non re-hashed content in it; but that’s why we love Tsouks and the gang so damn much: their willingness to endlessly repeat themselves in slightly different ways. It’s all about why aliens look the way they do, how they evolved to have bird or insect heads with humanoid bodies...and answering the age-old question: do they look like us...or do we look like them? Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Evolution!

Serial killers who claim to be controlled by demons. Dictators with occult sources of power control the masses. Cult figures like Alistor Crowley and L. Ron Hubbard practicing magic rituals. Are these connections to Dark Forces simply the Judeo-Christian mythos coming to fruition in reality? Or are all evil pacts and deals with the devil simply Extraterrestrials manipulating humanity into fighting for their side of an endless alien civil war? Why is David Childress so DEVILISHLY handsome? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into Dark Forces!

Are many, if not most, of the ancient extra terrestrial "gods"...actually robots? Was the Egyptian creator god, Osiris, able to be put back together after dismemberment, not because of heavenly magic, but because he had interchangeable robotic body parts? If we are already fast-approaching robots that are indistinguishable from organic humans...what's to have stopped super advanced ancient aliens from having an infinite supply of self replicating robots to travel the cosmos, risk free? Are the classic "grey" aliens actually just manufacured organic robots (aka "androids") who abduct and harvest human beings for their genetic material so that that they can assimilate and replicate on their own? Steve and Joey don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's proooooooooooooooooobe into Aliens & Robots!

This episode is dedicated completely...and oddly...to Wernher Von Braun, the world’s most famous former Nazi rocket scientist! The Ancient Aliens production crew really phoned this one in and might even have gone to Wikipedia, or scripts of old Ancient Aliens episodes, to get most of the factoids they’re spewing about old Wernher. Still, Steve and Joey like to think that they can add a little spice - and spit! - to any re-hash episode of this crazy show, plus some big announcements are made about a certain...desert-based contact event that might be attending again! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooobe into NASA’s Secret Agenda and only talk about Wernher Von Braun!

Was the lost continent of Atlantis home to a pre-cursor race of advanced, yet ancient, human beings? Are the Atlanteans and the biblical “Pre-Adamites” one and the same race of people? How did Peri Ries know about the coastline of Antarctica during the Renaissance...when Antarctica’s coastline has been obscured by huge sheets of ice for over 6000 years? Did the Ice Age end - subsequently drowning thousands of advanced coastal cities - violently due to a meteoric cataclysm, destroying our advanced ancient knowledge from “those who came before?” For once Steve and Joey koind of agree with our plucky ancient astronaut theorists because they’re going pretty deep into some Graham Hancock shit! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Aliens B.C.!!!!!

Do competing races of aliens have completely separate agendas for humanity and its ultimate destiney? Are there “good aliens” and “bad aliens” that proliferate or destroy our advanced knowledge of the past - like Prometheus bringing fire, or the burning of the Library of Alexandria? Did the evil extraterrestrials manipulate Hitler and his Nazis toward their own ends, with the goal of subjugating most of the earth and collecting ancient artifacts for mysterious purposes? Why don’t any of the Ancient Astronaut Theorists mention any of the Reptillian / Illuminati conspiracy shit this ENTIRE show?! It’s staring them right in the face and they just dance around it! C’mon bro!!! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Agenda

Steve and Joey are wrapping up their vacation so here's a previously EXCLUSIVE episode of Closet Knowledge from our Patreon - all about how we went on our own Paranormal Investigation of the David Oman House! This spooky Beverly Hills haunted house (and it's quirky owner) claims that Sharon Tate and the other Manson Murder victims have set up shop there, just a few doors down from where they were brutally slain back in 1969. We used all the tools of the trade - all the best stuff from Ghost Adventures - and one of us even felt some crazy, inexplicable feelings that we'll never forget. Are we still skeptics or full on gaga for ghosts now? Listen up and find out!

How is it possible that entire ancient cultures seemingly vanish without a trace, consistently and constantly over the centuries? Do they die of disease? Do environmental changes force an exodus from their cities and lands? Does civil war rip their societies to shreds? Or...are ancient - and modern! - extraterrestrials abducting entire cultures en masse to perform experiments for unknown purposes? Is earth truly a giant alien laboratory and has been for thousands, or even millions, of years? How much plastic surgery has Linda Molten Howe ACTUALLY had on her face?! Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into The Vanishings!

Are there pyramids hidden all over the world - under the ocean and sands - that are just lying there, waiting to be found? What could these hidden pyramids tell us about ancient cultures BEFORE ancient Egypt and Sumeria. Are there pyramids hidden under North and South America? What about the pyramids being uncovered in the Amazon rainforest as we cut down swaths of trees so we can have soy bean farms to feed cows so we can all eat hamburgers?!! Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut researchers sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Hidden Pyramids!

Did aliens have a strong influence over the outcome of the civil war? Did Abraham Lincoln communicate with extraterrestrial beings and see visions of George Washington that turned the tide of battle on more than one occasion? Did aliens give honest Abe constant premonitions of his death? Did the founding fathers believe in aliens? Was Moronai, the Mormonism-creating angel that communed with Joseph Smith, in fact, an ancient ET? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Aliens and the Civil War!

Have ancient aliens been leaving us messages in petroglyphs, crop circles, architecture...and even our own DNA? What are they trying to tell us? I don’t have much to write because this episode of Ancient Aliens doesn’t have much to say - but you better believe our plucky ancient astronaut theorist THINK they have a lot to say...and Joey and Steve take every opportunity to pick it apart and point out the wet, dripping logic flaws in their hypotheses. Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Alien Messages!

NOTE the Ep number change! We're still going in order of the show but we're trying to get back to the canonical episode order. Did ancient aliens cause the great flood that ravaged so many cultures thousands of years ago? Is the Book of Enoch and the dead sea scrolls the true key to unlock our understanding of the alien rebellion of the original fallen angels that mated with human women, in turn creating the Nephilim that, in turn created genetic abominations that were against the will of their alien brethren, in turn causing an extraterrestrial civil war that, in turn, caused the alien winners of that war to FLOOD THE WHOLE WORLD?! Also...Noah was an alien, right? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists definitely do...and they’re gettin’ REAL wet probing into The Great Flood!

Did Ancient Aliens teach primitive humans the power to resurrect themselves through mummification and zombiefication? Did Jesus body get transformed by astral forms of Jeremiah and Moses so it would resurrect into a physical manifestation with inter dimensional travel capabilities? Are near death experiences actually our quantum consciousness interacting with other beings that have transcended the physical realm and into the worlds of “spooky science at a distance” according to Einstein? Is this episode of Ancient Aliens extremely similar to literally the last episode about mummies? Steve and Joey aren’t sure about everything else before that last sentence, but you better believe there’s some lazy editing and repetitive content on the part of Prometheus Entertainment and their editors. Let’s proooooooooooooooooooobe into Alien Resurrections!

Did ancient aliens, posing as Egyptian gods, teach humanity the science of mummification in order to preserve human DNA? Did primitive people who were abducted aboard alien craft simply witness humanoid beings waking up in suspended animation pods and mistake this for “resurrection?” What about non-Egyptian mummies, like those of Peru, Russia and even Western Europe - were they all part of a global cultural shift brought on by ancient extraterrestrial bird-men who were later diefied in the form of Thoth and the Annunaki? Steve and Joey have no clue, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Secrets of the Mummies!

What is the true nature of the world’s geniuses? Are their minds simply more highly evolved than others, or do they have some deeper connection to a higher level of consciousness? Is this “universal mind” actually an extraterrestrial cloud-based accumulation of knowledge that they can tap into while others can’t? Is there an ancient alien agenda where we’ve been guided from our primitive primate selves to the tech-savvy sapiens we are today...all so we can...be like them? We don’t know - but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure as hell think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Genius Factor!

Are aliens watching our every move through our cell phones, computers, and other cloud-based devices? Have ancient extraterrestrials been guiding us on this technological journey simply to make it easier for them to have us under 24/7 surveillance? Was it Edward Snowden who truly broke open the Illuminati / Alien agenda in his famous 2013 leak? Who are The Watchers and how are they related to the angels in the Book of Enoch, the Islamic Jinn, the Sumerian Annunaki, and the Ant People of the Hopi? Steve and Joey sure don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure as heck-fire think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooobe into Aliens Among Us!

Was Edgar Cayce’s prediction about the Atlantean Hall of Records being hidden under the Sphynx’s paw true? What secrets lie within the great limestone statue itself? Was the Sphynx’s tiny head once the larger head of a lion or Anubis, the Egyptian Jackal god? Is there a second Sphynx buried to the west of the great pyramids of Giza, as pictured on the Dream Stila? What of the greatest mystery of all: around the back of the Sphynx...archaeologist have never found the most elusive of holes: the Sphynx-ter. Steve, Joey and our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists go DEEP into the hidden knowledge of that most ancient wonder of the world in this ep: let’s proooooooooooooobe into the Mysteries of the Sphynx!

PATREON PEEK: Adventurous Ghosts - Houton Mansion by Probing Ancient Aliens

Our plucky ancient astronaut theorists try tell us why caves are magical and why aliens and Jesus and Zeus all hang out there! It’s self-evident that I can’t even write into quippy shit with questions that can’t be answered by just saying “caves were the original shelter.” Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Aliens and Forbidden Caves!

Are superheroes simply symbolic off-spring of ancient aliens coming to the Earth as gods, helping primitive man to fight against the evil forces of the galaxy? Is the kabla (aka Illuminati) actually responsible for “turning off” our X-Men like genetic markers for super powers so that we remain weak, suppressed, and dependent on technology THEY control? Are Batman and Iron Man actually the true realization of ancient extraterrestrials who used advanced technology to seem divine...but were simply using highly evolved tech? Steve and Joey don’t know...but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers sure as heck seem to! They even got Stan Lee to comment during this episode - does he make us TRUE BELIEVERS in super powered ET’s?!!! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Aliens & Superheroes!

Joseph Smith...Mohammed...David Parkinson (huh?), Moses, Constantine, Queen Elizabeth - all of these players on the world stage had raw, extreme encounters with the divine...but were these deities simply flesh and bolts extraterrestrials with a direct interest and guiding hand in the events of human history? Did aliens cause the storm that ended the Spanish Armada’s attack on England in the 16th century? Did an extraterrestrial craft pick up Moses on Mt. Sinai and imbue him with a divine alien force? As the angel Moronai said: “I’m not an angel, I’m a full-on alien!”...or something to that effect. Either way, our plucky ancient astronaut theorists have the skinny - and the fatty! - on the major meetups between ET and man - let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Alien Encounters!

It’s the Probing Ancient Aliens recap of Alien Con Los Angeles 2019! Steve and Joey spent two stellar days at the LA Downtown Convention Center, only minutes away from where the LA Lakers play ball...but they were concerned with other kinds of spheres: planets, multiverses, stars, atoms, and the frequencies at which they all vibe out the loads. The boys went more obscure this year, skipping over most of Tsouks and the gang (though leaving ample room for their Galactic Daddy David Hatcher Childress!) and attending panels on podcasts, quantum consciousness, and an Atlantean spirit channeler who spoke through an inner earth spirit named Vywamus who unlocked our true energetic potential. Plus...a distinct and unfortunate lack of hot dogs throughout the weekend, leaving gaping holes in their hearts, yearning and pulsing for convention center food but never to be filled or satisfied. Let’s prooooooooooobe into Alien Con 2019!

Was the Higgs-Boson particle discovery in 2012 merely a RE-discovery of physics implanted in the Vedic texts of ancient India? Did the ancient Greek philosopher, Democritus, learn how to telepathically communicate with advanced beings in the astral planes from the Magi and Egyptian Mystery priests? Did modern scientists like Nikolai Tesla, Albert Einstein, and Robert Oppenheimer get the idea for the Big Bang from the Vedas opening chapter concerning the “Cosmic Egg” from which all light and matter sprung? Now that the Higgs-Boson has been observed at the large hadron collider at CERN - is humanity getting into more dangerous territory by adding more and more power to this particle accelerator - so much so that we might create a giant black hole that destroys our entire solar system? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure have all the answers! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into The God Particle!

Our plucky ancient astronaut theorists probe deep into the “mad scientist” Nikolai Tesla - the patron saint of hipsters and original creator of most of our technology today. Was this troubled genius actually an agent of extraterrestrials, with inventions being downloaded like a hologram to his mind? Was his unique brain able to access the Akashic Record - gaining tidbits of knowledge that only hyperdimensional beings can comprehend? Was he robbed of his greatest accolades by jealous peers who feared his competitive edge? Not sure what else there is to be said about ol’ Nik, but Tsoukalos, Childress, Wilcock and the gang sure do try! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Tesla Experiment!

The boys took a trip to the transcendant Contact in the Desert 2019 event in Indian Wells, CA for a whopping 4 days - resulting in an 3 hour mega-podcast recapping their adventures! An intimate conversation with David Hatcher Childress, the realization that David Wilcock is the most arrogant man to walk the Multiverse, did Steve finally find love, and plenty of people watching galore can all be heard on this very spiritual episode about a very spiritual convention. Let's proooooooooooooooooobe into Contact in the Desert!

Sorry we're late with this episode! Our plucky ancient astronaut theorists probe deep into the annals of the oft-conspiracized race of Reptillian extraterrestrials that are shadow-ruling our entire planet. Who were they? Why were they cast out as villains of a great alien civil war? Are they behind the hybridization of humanity? Are they good or evil? Let's prooooooooooobe into these cold blooded killers and see what makes the Reptilians tick!

Another re-hash, another dollar the History Channel seems to be saying here with another “special edition” episode of Ancient Aliens! Faces of the gods pulls almost exclusively old footage and provides little to no new content whatsoever - but that’s ok! If you’re new to the show than you’ll get a nice little re-cap of all the questionable conspiracy theories Tsoukalos, Childress and the gang put out into the galaxy year after year! So if you want to know what aliens look like, then let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Faces of the Gods!

Like old chopped potatoes at breakfast, our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists are serving up re-hashed leftovers in this “Special Edition” episode that was likely used to fill the March 2014 - July 2014 gap in Season 8. But not to worry your charming little selves! We’ve got burrito talk, we’ve got Mum’s cream, we’ve got Baghdad Batteries powering pyramid microwaves and even a special appearance by (the words) Ava Devine! And if you like feta cheese, fettuccine, or just plain’ ol’ pita bread, we’ve got you covered in LOADS of fresh room temperature gooey content! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Mysterious Devices aka the a re-edited version of “Alien Tech!”

Are the great megalithic stones at Carnac an ancient pathfinding device for Apollo, the Greek, and possible Norse god? How did ancient man carve such precise angles into tough granite rock without the help of advanced technology? Was Pumapunku poured into place with advanced stone melting technology that allowed the ancient Incans to “pour” the molten stones into place with such accuracy? Were the large carvings at Gobekli Tepei and Easter Island created with the help of ancient alien tools - the same mysterious devices that helped build Coral Castle in the American southeast? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists are using 95% footage from a season 1 episode to re-hash this shit and sell it to you like it’s new information! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into the crev-asses of mysterious structures!

Are ancient Asian dragons actually misinterpreted extraterrestrial spacecraft? Are there ancient alien airports littered across the Earth, part of a vast star-being trade network that brought knowledge advanced technological knowledge to primitive man? Was Solomon’s legendary magic carpet actually an airship given to him by so-called “divine” beings that were simply aliens in disguise? And what of Ezekiel’s infamous interaction with God in a chariot described has having “wheels within wheels” (boys)? Was this yet another example of flesh and blood ET’s posing as the paranormal to manipulate human destiny in the ancient past? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists are re-hashing about 95% old footage from season 1 episodes in this ep - even down to Robert Clotworthy’s narration volumed down to about a 4/10 compared to his usually 11. Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe (again!) into Alien Transports!

Are Angels and Demons (aka ALIENS!) so turned on by earthbound humans that they’ve been hybridizing the living hell out of us for centuries? Why are aliens having sex and probing genetic material to make their own race of what were once known as “demi-gods” to ancient man? What about reports of hybrids coming down to have sex with humans the old fashion way? Are these alien sexual encounters and abductions simply misunderstood night terrors or sleep paralysis? Is the secret alien agenda to hybridize our entire planet...or are humans already the alien hybrids? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure do know a lot about this whole alien sexual agenda conspiracy stuff! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into alien breeders babies...babyyyyyy!

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Are the insects of the world actually genetically modified organisms used by aliens to altar our DNA and shape our evolution? Do insectoid races of aliens exist, and did they travel to ancient Egyptians and the Zuni native Americans beetle and ant like star-beings? Are the insect plagues of the Holy Bible examples of advanced weaponry merely made in the shape of indigenous bugs to destroy the Egyptians holding the Israelite people in bondage? Is the American government secretly building similar devices to spy on, and conspire against, their enemies? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure are a-BUZZ about bugs this week! Ants, praying mantises, hornets, bees and especially DUNG beetles are discussed and compared and theorized about being somehow, some way related to ancient E.T.’s and Steve and Joey are their to prolapse the thorax of this so-called “evidence,” when exoskeletal segment at a time. Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into the brothy insides of Aliens & Insects!

Are Shamans real? Do medicine men and witch doctors enter higher states of consciousness to talk to spirits aka ancient alien gods or interdimensional star-beings? How do shamans know exactly the right combination of poisonous plants to create psychedelic cocktails or magical healing properties? Can any human put themselves into a trance-like state by simply meditating with a drum or a rattle? Did the painful rituals shaman’s went through to get their powers mirror the experiences of modern UFO abductees? Did shamans see ancient animal-men in their visions that were actually the Egyptian god Thoth or the Sumerian Annunaki? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do!!! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into the inner dimensions of...the shamans!

Mars...is it truly more than just a Bar or a where Marvin is from? Why did virtually every culture throughout history have a healthy respect or fear of this fiery red ball in the sky? Was Mars actually an advanced culture not unlike our own millions of years ago before getting destroyed by a gigantic asteroid? What about the famous face and pyramid of Mars - is the lack of evidence surrounding these structures a massive government cover-up with cooperation by NASA? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists did everyone a solid this episode and ACTUALLY BROUGHT ON EXPERTS AND PRIMARY SOURCES TO SUPPORT SOME OF THEIR EVIDENCE! What a concept! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into the red planet everyone knows and loves - Mars!

Did ancient extraterrestrial gods need human beings to mine gold for their atmosphere and spacecraft? Did King Solomon really have a ring that could control demons and a worm that could cut thick stone for his temple? Is there really a cursed door in a Vedic temple in India that brings death and illness to anyone that attempts to access the treasure inside? Are Aztec, Greek, and other treasures around the world...y’know...cool alien things? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure do...right? Where are the aliens? Why does the History Channel refuse to SHOW any of the damn treasures during the episode?! But hey, Ancient Aliens is consistent in its inability to seize evidence sharing opportunities that would actually help their cause. Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Treasures of the Gods!

Are you child-prodigies actually half-human, half-extraterrestrial hybrids who are the next step in human evolution? How is it possible that selct kids throughout the world have genius level intelligence and an awareness of information most adults never learn over their life time? Are governments holding secret research programs for star-children to test their psychic and telekenetic abilities? Are the demi-gods of Greek Mythology the first documented cases for Star Children? And what of the so called "black eyed children" who seem to be the antithesis to the benevolant and future-shaping Starseed kids? Are they actually demons in disguise...or perhaps the progeny of the "evil" alien races who are hell-bent on undoing the work of our nurturing galactic daddies and mommies? Steve and Joey sure as heck don't know, especially after watching this episode of the History Channel's Ancient Aliens!!! But they do see LOTS of messed up skulls, creepy eyeball CG as well as more sad #MintChipMoments from Joey's childhood. Let's prooooooooobe into...well even we can't finish that sentence.

Have ancient aliens been visiting America for thousands of years? Do Native Americans have a deeper connection with biological extraterrestrials than we give them credit for? Did Star Beings literally birth indigenous Americans before Europeans even settled there? Was there a secret Egyptian cave in the Grand Canyon that the Smithsonian covered up and prevented the American public from ever learning the truth? We don’t know...but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure do! We got homegrown beef gettin’ mutilated! We got 14,000 year old petroglyphs in dry lake beds! We got Air Force bases gettin’ their nukes shut down! Why?! Because that’s how ya do it! If you’re an alien that is…Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into American aliens!

Are wormholes real? Is the Einstein-Rosen Bridge actually possible to create and travel through? Have ancient aliens been using stargates to cover trillions of miles instantaneously...only to check in on ancient man and give him the most mediocre of technology like how to move around stone blocks? Does William Henry truly earn his title as Medallion Man this episode, or is he outdone by David Wilcock's pondering of space and the divine? Are stargates really just leather tubes in the intestinal track of the universe...transferring matter out of entrances and exits with only the energy of a condensed planet like Jupiter to give it the grunt and shove it needs to do it's doody...um...duty? I'm sure our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers know the answer! Or maybe they talk about the Bermuda Triangle again and other stuff that's been disproved as paranormal or even mildly interesting. Let's prooooooooooooooooooobe into those dark space holes known as...stargates.

Do aliens live in underground mountain bases around the world? Were sacred mountains actually a doorway to the next realm? Did ancient people actually commune with extraterrestrial gods on mountain tops? Why would globe spanning cultures create massive temple complexes on precarious mountain tops? Steve and Joey have no clue, so they’ve turned to our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists who are sure to have real proof that Olympus, Shasta, Fuji, and the rest are aaaaaaaaall alien landing zones and shit! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into these mysterious mountain sides for ROCK...HARD...FACTS.

Was the Ark of the Covenant actually an advanced nuclear weapon built by ancient aliens? Was “God” simply a remote ET or artificial intelligence that chose to communicate or kill the Israelites at their leisure? Where is the Ark of the Covenant now: Japan, Ethiopia, Scotland? The world may never know...but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure do! This episode actually has some decent evidence presented by religious experts and stays on a specific topic...almost the whole time. But does that stop Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, and Non-Character Jim Carrey from stopping by to share their own opinions about the Ark that holds the 10 Commandments? It sure as heck-fire doesn’t! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into the true nature of the Ark thingy from the Indiana Jones movie!

Are the mysterious islands of the world actually secret alien bases and re-fueling stations for extraterrestrials? Are the Solomon Islands actually run by a race of alien shape-shifting giants that have been terrorizing and breeding with the native peoples for hundreds of years? Did Sandy Island disappear from simple erosion, or did otherworldly travelers use cloaking technology to hide this important location, even from Google Maps? Is the mythical island of Hy-Brasil simply an alien Garden of Eden-style paradise that appears once every 7 years to keep watch of the Irish peoples that the god-like beings helped create? Steve and Joey sure as hell don’t know after watching this episode, but you better believe our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think SOMETHIN’s going on on these mountain tops poking out of the sea like an aquatic prolapse! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into forbidden islands and see if them thar’s little green men ashore!

Are mysterious relics actually ancient alien technology given to ancient man by extraterrestrial gods? Are religious artifacts simply tools of the alien trade and occasionally they’d stop by and tell someone who should be king or grant your wishes or some such? Is this episode description a lot weaker and shorter than our usual write-ups? You bet your green alien ass it is, because our plucky ancient astronaut theorists are really phoning it in on the Season 5 finale of Ancient Aliens, where they literally just define what relics are over and over again and ponder out load for millions to see! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into these licks of rel and perhaps we too shall be king of the pounding prolapse!

Are the royal bloodlines of the world considered “divine” because they actually have alien DNA within their veins? Why do all kings and queens seem to have divinity as a requirement to rule their people? Did extraterrestrials choose certain humans to bestow technological gifts upon and imbue them with scientific knowledge - enough to rule a whole country? Do our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists just keep repeating the same crap about how kings are aliens or alien hybrids over and over again this episode until they hope you believe it? You bet your moist pink prolapse they do! Steve & Joey break down a whole bunch of nothing after one of the worst episodes of Ancien Aliens ever - but hey - the disgusting humor and insight you know and love is here in spades! Plus some VERY special announcements about the future of Probing Ancient Aliens and new podcasts from the boys! Let’s proooooooobe into the royal holes of Emperors, Kings, and Pharaohs!

Did ancient extraterrestrials in the form of Thoth, Dhanvantari and Dianchecht provide the medical knowledge needed for ancient cultures to perform surgeries that are harrowing even today? How did so-called “primitive people” safely open their patients’ skulls to manage complicated neurosurgery procedures that people actually survived? Was the ancient Greek healer Asclepius actually an alien disguised as a human...or perhaps a human connected to advanced extraterrestrial teachers? Have thought-powered prosthetics and other bionic enhancements actually been around for thousands of years? Steve and Joey sure as hell don’t know, but they’re sure our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists do! Let’s prooooooooobe into ancient alien operations and see what makes these bad beings tick!

Was the epitome of evil: Satan, simply a misunderstood extraterrestrial looking to give technology and self-sufficiency to early man? Is Satan just another version of Shemyaza from the Book of Enoch? Are other rebellious, human-loving gods like Prometheus, Kukulkan, Set, and Viracocha just other forms of Satan - making him a singular “bringer of light” to cultures across the ancient world? Was the technology and knowledge Lucifer brought to man actually a benevolent act by a loving deity and not the demonic trickery of “the enemy?” Do our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists actually believe that Satan himself was “...not such a bad guy” as David Childress mentions in this very ‘sode?! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into the supposed conspiracy against everyone’s favorite devilish dude!

Are Magic Wands actually advanced Hitatchi-brand alien technology that performed feats so advanced that ancient man thought it was magic? Was Merlin the Wizard a half-human/half-alien being with advanced technology and superhuman abilities due to his extraterrestrial origins? What of other sorcerers, magi, illusionists, and royal advisors - were they simply the chosen few given fantastical alien devices that changed the fate of their world simply by their connection with “the gods?” Is the power once referred to as magic actually latent supernatural abilities that E.T.’s keep hidden in our DNA and can only be unleashed by extreme meditation and physical conditioning? Why did an old Chinese wizard ride a mule backward across the sky? Were it’s Shrek jokes so humorless that he couldn’t bare to face the magical braying of his hyperspace powered steed? Steve and Joey sure don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists MUST have all the evidence-based answers a little Prober or Probette could ask for...right? Let’s PROOOOOOOOOOOBE into the magic of the gods and see if you believe what’s in a young girl’s heart…

Did the Mesopotamian gods...the Annunaki...actually create humans as a slave race to mine gold for them? Are all gods, angels, demons, and religions simply the Annunaki interpreted in countless cultural ways? Was Noah’s great flood actually caused by an Annunaki alien thousands of years before Noah was even born? Was Mars an Annunaki waystation as they traveled from Nibiru (the mysterious Planet X!!!) to Earth? Is the government trying to cover up the true history of our Annunaki origins?! Is Gozer the Gozarian my real mom?! WHAT ABOUT UNCLE-NAKI?! AUNT-NAKI GETS ALL THE SPOTLIGHT!!! All these questions and more will for sure be answered in great detail by our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists on today’s episode, and we juuuuust might discuss some other things that start with “A-N-U…” if you catch my Sumerian drift! Let’s proooooooobe into the Annunaki Connection to EVERYTHING!!!

Get out your whips and brown fedoras, little probers - we’re on a search for the 13 mysterious Crystal Skulls! What power do they hold? Is each crystal skull an advanced super computer from other inhabited worlds? Are their ancient ancestral spirits inside each quartz laden visage? Do Crystal Skulls allow us to see into other dimensions? What happens when we place all 13 next to each other - perhaps...forming the most delicious Dio De Los Muertos feast ever seen in ancient Mesoamerica?! With our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists as guides, let’s prooooooooooobe into some crystal clear facts about these enigmatic objects! Hey...since this episode is was shot after the world DIDN’T end with the 2012 Mayan Calendar, the AAT crew needs a new super vague Mayan object to dangle their apocalyptic carrots with!

Why is the number 3 so important to the human psyche? Why do seemingly all religions contain examples of the number 3 as a holy value? Did aliens create our DNA codons in triplets so that we would understand the true power of three? How did the Egyptians, and then Pythagoras, discover the infinite mathematical and structural value of the triangle - the simplest and most perfect shape in all of geometry? Did the Freemasons understand the true power of three, basing their central tenet on it? What of the mystical third eye of Hindu and other eastern cultures and its ability to see through to other realms? Is the pineal gland our literal third eye, allowing us to communicate with extraterrestrials and download knowledge from other dimensions? Does any of this have to do with ancient aliens at all? I’m sure our plucky ancient astronaut theorists will have a ton of fact-based evidence and correlation and anthropological examples of the number three being used in all cultures across the world! I’m sure they’ll mention other numbers too so that the viewer can compare! Or they’ll just blather on, Sesame Street style, about how three is their favorite - and “the magic” - number! Yay! Let’s prooooooooooobe into some threesome thoughts!

Are the thousands of ancient monoliths around the world stone antennas that broadcasted power and information to ancient aliens? How did primitive Britons carry and build the stones at Stonehenge and Avebury? Do the Moai of Easter Island and similar statues in Indonesia actually contain the souls of the gods and provide the power to travel to another realm to communicate with extraterrestrial beings misinterpreted as the divine? What about David Hatcher Childress’s “joy-gantically huge” stone balls of Costa Rica, or the spherical stone apple bags of Semir Osmonagich, AKA “The Bosnian Indiana Jones?” Can stone monoliths provide the power to open a stargate just by containing trace amounts of quartz crystal? I’m sure our plucky ancient astronaut theorists will provide concrete (no pun intended!) answers to all these insane claims and more as we study obelisks, throbelisks, and the proper stimulation for emulation! Also, we learn more about Steve’s early dating life and how it’s connected to the Sega Dreamcast and a young, unassuming Japanese girl he courted at the 8th grade dance. Let’s proooooooooooooobe into ancient monoliths, babyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Vikings, Norseman...the guys with the big horns on their helmets - just who did they worship and how did they accomplish such magical feats as the creation of weapons like Thor’s hammer and Odin’s spear; or the rainbow bridge connecting each of the nine realms of the cosmos and the different races of extraterrestrial beings that lived in each? Why did vikings burn their dead in a boat or travel so far around the world in their amazing longboats...even across the Atlantic? I’m sure our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers have all the answers with plenty of physical and textual evidence as they prove that the Norse gods were nothing more than flesh and bolts aliens with advanced spacecraft, technology, and weaponry. Or maybe it’ll just be a big history lesson on viking culture and some loose alien tie-ins that are about as solid the Swedish Chef’s prolapsed little butt! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into the viking gods and hope that we don’t get our eyes pecked out by space drone ravens!!!

Erich von Daniken created Ancient Astronaut Theory in 1968 with the publication of his book: Chariots of the Gods. Without this seminal work, History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” wouldn’t exist, and neither would this podcast! So for that, Steve and Joey give Mr. VD Viewpoint himself some credit for opening people’s minds over the decades...and perhaps their little colons too! As this episode goes through Erich’s early years as a Jesuit school student questioning the Bible’s interpretation of God all the way to Paradigm Symposium 2012 where he proudly proclaims he’s an “Unreasonable Man,” you better believe our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have much love and more than a little butt-smooching for the former Swiss hotel manager. Childress, Tsoukalos, Noory, Bauval, Coppens, Redfern and the whole shebang gang reflect on how Erich inspired them on their own ancient aliens journey to conspiracy theory stardom of varying degrees. Let’s proooooooooobe into ol’ Erich and find out what ancient alien-designed machinery makes this man tick!

Have alien abductions been occurring for thousands of years? Are spiritual stories of gods and angels taking ancient man around the world and offering visions of the future one and the same as modern day stories of ships, greys, and experimentation? Was Travis Walton’s “Fire in the Sky” just another tale in the ongoing story of mankind being stolen away by UFOs for disturbing and nefarious purposes? Did Nikola Tesla get all his best ideas from a telepathic connection with Martians? Was the archangel Gabriel a benevolent humanoid extraterrestrial that helped Mohammed come to his destiny of creating and spreading Islam? You don’t have to be strapped down to a medical slab with an alien needle drilling into your eye to believe that our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have all the evidence-based answers you could want - with plenty of assumption, hyperbole, and argumentative fallacy to fill an entire mothership! Steve and Joey take a tractor beam laden ride with Childress, Tsouks, Redfern and the gang to explore the similarities between close encounters in the past, present, future...and beyond the Semen Shores! Let’s proooooooooooobe into Strange Abductions!

Are the ginormous Nazca lines of Peru the product of Ancient Alien intervention with more primitive peoples? How did the men and women from 1500 years ago carve such straight angles and make such intricate geometric symbols in the limestone-laden earth? Why would they go through so much effort to carve hundreds of geoglyphs meant to be seen from the sky if they weren’t sure the gods were flying overhead to appreciate their attempt at communication? Are the Nazca lines signposts to the local Inca cities in the area where the aliens could be directed to go party more with the Pumapunku peeps? You better believe (you BETTER!) that our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorist have all the evidence-based answers you could ever want, and that they offer some rock...hard...evidence as to what the Nazca lines were truly for, and exactly what they mean. Uuuuuh yeah...and Joey and Steve jerk off on Sundays! Am I right?! Any let’s prooooooooooobe into those limestone Nazca lines, baby!

Are great prophets throughout the ages getting knowledge of the future from aliens? Are inter dimensional beings downloading prophetic information to select human minds so that we can be prepared for major events? Was the burning bush actually the Hebrew God...or a misinterpreted piece of alien technology? Was the whirlwind of smoke and fire that led Moses and the Israelites out of Egypt actual an alien spacecraft? Was the Mormon archangel Maroni simply a flesh and blood extra terrestrial misinterpreted as divine? Ancient astronaut theorists say...'uh sure!' As usual, Steve & Joey do their best to use a speculum on all the speculation to spread it wiiiiiiiide open and shed light on all the logical fallacies that our plucky ancient astronaut theorists make in this extra dicey episode. We see some new faces, and begin to say goodbye to some old ones as we countdown these last few episodes of the late great Philip Coppens. But you can probably ass-certain that the success rate of the Ancient Aliens crew is about equal with Nostradamus - vague and minimal at best. Let's proooooooooooooobe into these fallacious futurists and sort through some prophecies, babyyyyyy!

Are ancient tombs actually teleportation stargates that transport the body and soul to the afterlife? Did ancient aliens give our ancestors instructions on how to build these doorways to eternity? Were the huge sarcophagi in Saqqara actually meant to trap the sacred Apis Bull’s remains so that these monstrous divine creatures couldn’t wreak havoc on Egypt after their demise? Does the fact that all cultures, both primitive and modern, believe in life after death and funerary rituals mean that advanced extraterrestrials were worldwide teachers that wanted us to find them after our corporeal forms were shed? Our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have all the answers...or perhaps just some really really really really really really strong feelings about these questions so that people will believe them just so they stop repeating themselves this episode! Steve and Joey are here to probe deep and talk all things Halloween, helicopter pilots, and the love that can only be found with a cockney accent mixing with an Irish accent and turning into pirate accent! Let’s PROOOOOOOOOBE into these dark and spooky gateways to heaven itself!

Was Albert Einstein's unique brain simply a product of evolutionary mutation...or did Aliens give him access to the otherworldly sources of knowledge like the Akashic Record? How was his 76 year old brain as healthy as a man half his age at the time of his death? Was Einstein perhaps imbued with extra terrestrial DNA? How do geniuses like Einstein, Tesla, Socrates and Da Vinci just "come up" with their society-altering ideas without the help of some supernatural force? Our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have aaaaaaaaall the answers of course, just like the do every week - saving the best for this big Season 4 Finale! And, just like they do every week, Joey and Steve are here to probe big gaping holes into their "evidence." As always, they insert themselves with love and a funny vibe that the whole family can enjoy. So pull up a chair to that old timey radio and let's PROOOOOOOOOOBE directly into Einstein's factor!

Do the Ancient Aliens that visited early man for centuries come from Orion's Belt? Why do so many ancient cultures like Babylon and Egypt obsess over three of the brightest stars in the night sky? Why do so many religious creation myths center around the gods coming from Orion? Did the pharaohs of Egypt use the Pyramids as a star gate to travel to Orion...aka the home of the gods? Orion seems to be the connective tissue between disparate cultures thousands of miles apart - so why do they all love it so darn much?! Our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists must have concrete evidence to unravel this mystery...right? Steve and Joey Probe deep into this one, as well as more important questions: like the origin of Sonic the Hedgehog and his fascination with delicious chili dogs. Let's proooooooooooooooobe under Orion's belt buckle and get into what makes that big guy tick once and for all!

Is the Great Pyramid at Giza actually a hydro-chemical power plant that shoots microwaves out of it's mysterious shafts? Are all the Obelisks around the world a part of a vast power network that pre-dates Nikolai Teslas wireless Power Towers? Did ancient man harness the power of stone and conductive minerals to power ancient tools to build the mind-boggling megaliths that dot the planet...flying in the face of mainstream archaeological theories? Our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they have the answers, and they say it with such conviction that you HAVE to think otherwise...right? Steve and Joey might just think otherwise, but they'll let their amulets...and intuition...guide them toward the truth. Let's prooooooobe our inner selves and let some gas out of our own internal combustion chambers to make room for Alien Power Plants...now with more Fiber and Vitamin C!

Is the government covering up proof that aliens exist? Are top-ranking officials hiding evidence that extra terrestrials have been in contact with world leaders for decades? Was the monotheistic Pharaoh Akhenaten erased from Egypt's past for his rebellious rule? Does the Rendelsholm Forest cover up finally get to see the light of day since Ancient Aliens first gave the airman involved a voice to the viewers back in 2010? Ancient Astronaut researchers...say yes. But what do Steve and Joey say? Do Tsoukalous, Bara, Childress and the gang offer proof of these "gub'ment" coverups? Do they reveal the truth to us terrestrial television tourists, breaking apart all governments and changing the course of history and the world forever thanks to proving that aliens exist and are among us? The fact that this episode was allowed on the air should answer that question, but let's proooooooobe deep into these coverups anyway - get your tinfoil hats ready!

Are ancient pyramids really massive power plants? How did cultures thousands of miles apart build such similar shapes with supposedly no contact? Is the Chinese government hiding dozens of ancient pyramids holding the Terracotta Warriors and other unknown treasures? Why is Khufu’s body nowhere to be found in the pyramid that shares his name? What is the true purpose of ancient pyramids, and what secrets do they hold? Well our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure have a lot of thoughts on these pointy little bastards and they use this episode to explain how pyramids could time travel, create radiation shields, send you off to our alien overlords, and how some mountains are actually man made pyramids with trees and stuff hiding their real purpose! Do they have facts to back it up?! ...Not really! But Steve and Joey sure have a great time poking...and probing...holes in their logic and the lack thereof. Let’s PROOOOOOOOOOBE into these polygonal paradises we call…pyramids.

Did ancient aliens genetically create the dinosaurs for some grand biological experiment? Was the giant asteroid that destroyed them actually a directed attack to destroy their creation to make way for more intelligent life on Earth? Did dinosaurs exist side-by-side with ancient man? Did a handful of species survive their cataclysmic demise as portrayed in carvings at Ankor Wat and the on the Ica Stones? No...no they didn’t, because the ones that survived evolved into fucking birds and reptiles just like Jurassic Park taught us 25 fucking years ago! But Tsouks, Childress, Coppens and the gang take a psuedo-Creationist stance throughout this dino-tastic episode, trying to explain how these horrific giant eating machines would have somehow not eaten every hominid they saw in a matter of seconds and that humans could have just hunted them down. There’s a lot more to unpack, and a lot more feathery FUDGE to unpack in this super speculative episode - so let’s take a speculum to that dino-b’hole and PROOOOOOBE deep into aliens and dinosaurs!

Are gods just humans from the future who traveled back in time to create themselves in the remote past? Are the infamous Grey aliens simply hyper-evolved humans from the future...or perhaps another dimension, or both? Does Einstein’s Theory of Special Relativity give rise to stargates, wormholes, and other opens for advanced “future people” to cyclically fulfill their own evolutionary destiny? Did the Nazis invent a real time machine with their secret “Bell” project? If you ask our plucky ancient astronaut theorists...then the answer is a resounding YES! But if you ask Joey & Steve, they’ll point out some might big plot holes in the story that Tsouks, Childress and the gang are unfolding. They’ll discuss if it’s right for Einstein’s hard work to be twisted to answer the Ancient Alien Questions...plus the typical and hunger-inducing prolapse talk we all cherish. Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into The Time Travelers!

Did Leonardo DaVinci leave secret messages in his paintings? As a youth, was he visited by aliens and given secret scientific knowledge...knowledge that he based his super-advanced inventions on? Why was DaVinci so secretive - so much so that we have no idea why he spent the last 16 years of his life on a single, seemingly ordinary portrait: the Mona Lisa. Did you know that DaVinci wasn't actually the first to codify some of his designs like the Helicopter, the Underwater Breathing apparatus, and the Tank, but actually followed a German named Talhoffer from early in the 15th century? And of course, our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have aaaaaaaaall the accurate answers for us and don't base anything they claim in pure speculation...right? RIIIIIIIIGHT?! Let's prooooooooobe deep inside DaVinci...Renaissance style! (meaning no vaseline, of course)

Is Bigfoot really an alien being? Is Sasquatch simply a leftover hominid created by the Annunaki? Are the Yeti a sad relic of an alien hybridization program abandoned for a better result...namely: home sapiens?! Our minds, and of course, colons are blown by the possiblity that Bigfoots are all around us: warping through dimensions; crawling around a subterranean pan-American tunnel system, causing really bad fart smells and whistling or roaring, depending on who you ask. Let's proooooooooooobe into this virtually fact-free episode and join Linda Howe, Childress, Tsouks, and (the return of) cryptozoologist Franklin Reuhl to speculate on how just maybe maybe MAYBE maybe...this is where Harry and the Hendersons really came from!

Sorry for the late ep! We're talkin' 'bout the big...bulbous...bloooooocks of Bolivia's own Pumapunku temple, and how noone could ever sand a bunch of rocks down with other rocks or lift anything heavy! This is a big time Childress-heavy 'sode (much to our delight!) and he gets some real man-time with fellow ancient astronaut theorist, Brian Foerster, and talk about some problematic (for multiple reasons) pieces of evidence found around the megalithic structure that is Puma Punku. Steve and Joey do plenty of debunking as well, turning the building of this massive structure into something far less paranormal, but...in moi moind...no less amazing in it's engineering. Let's PROOOOOOOOOBE into Christopher Dunn's suspect engineering speculation!

Does NASA conduct secret space missions to interact with aliens? Does NASA only show the public a microscopic portion of what's really going on behind the scenes? Did the moon landing mission have tons of off-camera action between Buzz Aldrin, Neil Armstrong, and an ancient Lunar civilization? Is the leadership at NASA 33rd degree Scottish Freemasons with an agenda to communicate with the Egyptian gods Isis, Osiris, and Set? Steve & Joey aren't sure, but thankfully Mike Bara gets an episode almost all to himself to explain the secret Communion ritual of the Apollo 11 mission, and uses his former "clearance" at the famous space-faring organization to let us in on some probe-worthy secrets. Let's proooooooooooobe into the NASA connection!

Have ancient aliens been responsible for joy-gantic mega disasters like Volcanoes, Earthquakes, Tsunamis, and Climate Change? Or were they simply trying to warn us against these disasters? Is it something far more sinister? Like advanced flesh and bolts Extra Terrestrials trying to "cull" the human "herd" as it were? Steve and Joey don't really know, because our plucky ancient astronaut theorists do a pretty questionable job of providing evidence. But hey, that's why we love 'em so darn much! Let's prooooooooooooobe into mega disasters and see if the "gods" were really messing with our climate and killing dinosaurs and if Noah was real...n'stuff.

Little green...or should I say grey...men? They’re abducting, absorbing, absolving...and anal probing! Those plucky ancient astronaut theorists are obsessed with ret-conning the stereotypical alien “Greys” into every facet of our ancient past: religion, art, and architecture - all while Steve and Joey break things down with their usual gross take on life, liberty, and the pursuit of prolapsiness. They go fully Gray for Pay despite doing this show for free, because it’s just too tempting to tear apart the suspect psuedo-scientific claims of the cities and streets that Tsoukalos built. They’re conspiring against grey alien conspiricies; calling bullshit on bio-engineered hybrid babies; and exposing the hyperbole of hypno-regression alien abduction therapy. Let’s proooooooooooooobe deeper into...The Greys.

It's time to party like it's December 21st 2012, when we were all going to look up to the sky and fuckin' DIE because the Mayan Calendar said so! Did the Ancient Astronaut Theorists consult an actual Mayan expert to contribute to this episode? And de answer is...NO! But there's plenty of fear-mongering to be had as our plucky researchers wonder what the return of the 9 gods, and the return of Kukulcan, and the "living mythology" of the Maya coming true at the end of that very unfateful year. Let's do a long-count of PROOOOOOOOBING into the Doomsday Prophecies of the Maya...and some other cultures n' shit.

Season de Quatro starts off with a big cataclysmic BANG when the Mayans are playing with their apocalyptic Long Round Calendar! Steve and Joey have something else long and round...their pink sock prolapses flapping in the wind as they yak on and on about Mayan math, Mayan astronomy, Mayan pyramids, Mayan gods and goddesses, Mayan religion, Mayan hieroglyphics, Mayan snake-men, Mayan spaceport landing platforms, and Maya Maya More! Everything you wanted to know about the vast Mesoamerican culture...with 5,025% more pottymouth! Let’s prooooooobe deep into the Conspiracy that Von Danicken, Tsoukalos, Childress and the boys mention...for like a minute in the middle of the episode...and then probe even deeper into other Mayan stuff!

Did ancient aliens jumpstart man’s evolution by altering their DNA? Were Adam and Eve simply the first “modern” humans to understand the power of gentics...or were they aliens themselves that were cast out for having SECKS with their homo sapien creations? Were we simply advanced apes that “overnight” had a “big bang” in our intellectual evolution? How much does pubic-like hair way? What is that white glaze all over the walls of the tombs in the Valley of the Kings? Steve and Joey are here to probe DEEP and talk, sqwak, and pink sock it out on the season 3 finale of everyone’s favorite show about Ancient Astronaut Theory...which, again, seems desperate to explain itself as the creators were likely unsure if it had the ratings to stick it out. Little did they know they’d have the greatest show to ever grace the lips of our eyes! So let’s prooooooooooooobe!

Do humans really have superpowers lying latent in our DNA? Did the Extra Terrestrial gods of the ancient world give men devices to enhance their sight, strength, or even bestow the power of invisibility? Was the battle between the Olympians and the Titans an actual civil war that split an ancient alien race down the middle and cast rebels out of their mothership? Joey and Steve don’t really know, and it’s clear that our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorist don’t either, since this episode is pretty much about present day “future tech” and how maybe, just maaaaybe, they sound pretty similar to ancient myths where Greek gods had hi-tech helmets, shoes, chariots, and weapons. Watch out for a special appearance from Jafaar and Gilbert Gottfried as well as plenty of prolapse talk for fans of the great pink sock! Let’s PROOOOOOOOOOOOOBE!

Did aliens create zombies and vampires, or simply inspire humans to ressurect dead bodies because they witnessed hypersleep chambers in alien crafts? Phew, that’s a mouthful, and this whole episode is pretty much a hole-fillin’ glop of speculation and theological examples of the afterlife...but of course: ALIENS! Aliens apparently taught us that our blood is “important” and they’re going to judge us when the Day of Reckoning happens to make sure we did what they said...whenever that was. The best part? TONS of Childress Chime-ins and our first guest: my sister Laura...because she felt like it! Let’s prooooooobe into the cold wet holes of aliens and the undead!

Steve and Joey went to Alien Con 2018! Like two little old ladies, they drove up to the Pasadena Convention Center for the premier Ancient Aliens event of the year! Well, they missed Contact in the Desert, so they can’t say for sure...but the cast and crew of our favorite show about Ancient Astronaut Theory were all there to spread more learnin’s and yearnin’s for the alien boys we love! The boys recap the plethora of panels they attended, the whirlwind of wierdos on the show floor and in Q and A sessions, as well as the fun factoids they picked up throughout their Friday and Saturday journeys. Plus...the piece de-Child-RESS: They meet David Hatcher Childress. If that’s not enough to get your probing wands as stiff as a convention center hot dog - I don’t know what is!

Is the World Grid real? Did ancient man build their megalithic stoneworks on each of its nodes by chance...or were they influenced to follow this magnetic pattern by advanced Extraterrestrials? Are Temple Mount, Balbek, and the Pyramids at Giza electromagnetic gas stations for alien craft to stock up? Was the Greek god Apollo simply an ancient alien that travelled along Ley Lines to the north to spread the gift of knowledge and technology to the Vikings? Was Apollo actually SANTA CLAUS?! Let’s see what our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have to say on this jam-packed episode of almost pure speculation. The Childress Chime-ins, Tsouk-Alerts, and (all-new!) Bara Barrages just keep coming after a few episodes of just boring ol’ facts - so there’s plenty of imitatin’ and ingratiatin’ to be had as we PROOOOOOOOOBE into the Secret Code...whatever that is, since the episode implies it’s like three things.

Are murderous cult leaders actually motivated by contact with malicious Extra Terrestrials? Are cultists like the Circumcellions, Heaven’s Gate, the Narcosatanists, and the Thuggi mind controlled by aliens posing as gods? Is there any difference between the divine kings of the past and modern psychopaths who believe they’re special, divine, or of advanced alien origin? Steve and Joey don’t know, and neither do our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists, but the idea is pretty compelling, and the episode is like a cool crash course in the History of Cults - plus, pleeeeeeenty of Prolapse humor! Let’s PROOOOOOOOOOBE!

Did aliens help George Washington win America’s Independence from the British? Why don’t history books teach about Thomas Jefferson officially reporting a UFO sighting during his Vice Presidency? Why doesn’t anyone focus on the Extra Terrestrial musings by Ben Franklin in his Poor Richard’s Almanac? Why don’t more people know that many of the Founding Fathers were Freemasons with a mystical and scientific view of the world...and using their secret society’s tenants to shape our great nation from the get-go?! We’re totally freaking out man!!! I think we need to check our facts with the great documentaries National Treasure 1 and 2 with narrator Nicholas Cage! Or, you could probe deep with us into a pretty cool (cans) episode of Ancient Aliens, where it’s mostly just a lot of interesting info and the AAT guys give us a little break from their ponderings and assumptions. Let’s PROOOOOOOOOBE because the British are coming! The British are coming!

Are there special “POWER PLACES” that are truly “cursed?” Are the weird electromagnetic energies of Aokigahara Forest causing Japanese people to commit Suicide? Are the Cauldrons and alien Orange Orbs of Siberia’s Valley of Death causing radiation sickness and killing hikers? Does the Aboriginal god known as the Rainbow Serpent really eat the wicked folk that dare to enter Australia’s Black Mountain? Are we creating future Evil Places by dumping radioactive waste deep into the ground? Let’s see what our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have to say - you know they’ll have mountains of evidence and it won’t just be presenting some weird shit as proof that weird shit is what they say it is! Let’s have our devil emoji’s at the ready and PROOOOOOOBE into some Evil...koinda scaaaaaary places!

Did Prya Pisnokar throw an alien-crafted plasma sword into lake Tonle Sap? Was the young King Arthur’s famous sword in the stone equipped with a Biometric Sensor that allowed only his DNA to release the blade from it’s rocky grip? Were the Hindu gods and goddesses using nuclear weapons and guided missiles in crazy wars in the skies over India? Did ancient aliens teach early man how to harness fire and forge swords? Is there any reason that an advanced alien race would teach early man how to make simple weapons like blades while concurrently giving them rock-vitrifying laser cutting rays, anti-grav tools that could lift 50 ton stones, and nuclear devices like the Ark of the Covenant? Apparently our favorite ancient astronaut theorists think there is! What that reason is...as David Childress says: “So we can be like them!” Because Aliens fly around and then kill people with Swords? If ancient aliens had the tech to fly across the galaxy and act as gods, why would they not just blow people away with more advanced weaponry? Let’s PROOOOOOOOOOOBE and find out!

Was the Garden of Eden an ancient alien laboratory where ET’s hand crafted modern humans? Was the Mayan city of Copan and Nazca in Peru visited by ancient astronauts posing as sky gods, demanding blood sacrifices? How were the Easter Island Moai statues carved and moved without anti gravity technology? Well according to our resident ancient astronaut theorists, its aaaaaaaaall possibly aliens that connected these lost worlds by intergalactic spacecraft and master-minded ancient humans like the Magi and Rapanui into building some pretty crazy sites. Is there any proof or evidence? Naaaaaaah! But they sure as heck are willing to create plenty of cognitive dissonance in our Annunaki crafted brain to make you feel like it can't be anything else! Let's PROOOOOOOOOOOOBE into lost worlds!

Was the grim reaper really an alien spreading The Black Plague with a high teck “scythe?” Did an Extra Terrestrial Virgin Mary warn the people of Portugal about the devastating Spanish Influenza outbreak of 1917? Do meteorites bring microbes and possibly new diseases to Earth, literally infecting us with outer space illnesses? The answer to that last one - as Tsouks would say - IS YES!!! For once we can agree! Most of this episode is just learning that diseases spread in various ways and a bunch of scientists talking about symptoms, but Steve & Joey make the most of it with some of their goofiest guffaws and chortles yet! Let’s PROOOOOOOOOBE into some disgusting sores and fever mouths!!!

Was ancient man capable of building massive megalithic structures like the Pyramids at Giza, Ollantaytambo in Peru, The Oracle Room on the island of Malta, the temples of Vijayanagara, or the pyramid city-scape of Teotihuacan with simple stone and metal tools? Steve and Joey don’t really know for sure, but our favorite Ancient Astronaut Theorists are giving it a very HARD “NO!” Extra Terrestrials must have been the only beings capable of stacking heavy rocks up and carving them out of quarries with fancy laser beams to keep early man...well...busy! So where are those magical cutting devices that assuredly an ancient race would have protected as a sacred artifact? Why didn’t they draw or document the building of their stone monuments with the help of these divine devices with god-like power? Tsouks, Childress, and Coppens deeeeeeeefinitely have the hard evidence to prove that Ancient Aliens provided Ancient Engineers with the tech they needed, and Steve & Joey are just in awe of how well they prove their points! Let’s PROOOOOOOOBE!

Are magic rituals allowing us to communicate telepathically with aliens? Are crowns, scepters, and thrones technological artifacts that give kings and queens the power of the gods? Did ancient aliens really require blood sacrifices from the ancient Mayans? Are Extra Terrestrials using Quantum Entanglement technology with Native Americans? All these questions and more are...answered? On today’s episode by Tsoukalos, Childress, Martell and the rest of the gang! Steve and Joey probe deep on logic flaws galore: Noory once again knows the psychology of aliens; Tsouks says we cremate people to mimic ancient alien ships’ rocket fuel exhaust; and Childress...just kinda reiterates what 5 other people just said before him. Regardless, we hope you’ll ritually sacrifice an hour and ten minutes of your life to listen to all the jokes, strokes, sexy blokes, and more! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobe!!!

Did ancient South Americans sacrifice gold to the alien gods of the lost city of El Dorado? Does Roslynn Chapel hold the Holy Grail in one of its pillars among little green men? Did ancient aliens (by way of Atlantis) store all their knowledge of time and space on a mountain of gold under the Sphynx’s paw? Did ancient Egyptians actually own the famed Philosopher’s Stone and use it to create the most vast gold treasure hoard the ancient world had ever known? Tsoukalos, Childress, and newcomer Richard Henry seem to think so, with the latter believing that there’s pretty much a Stargate in every Egyptian building....ever! Come probe with us as we discover...well...just one lost city of gold, but really just visit some places that have gnarly artifacts in them, not necessarily gold.

Is Temple Mount, Jerusalem a landing zone for ancient UFO’s? Are the monolithic churches at Lalibela a former storage facility for the nuclear powered Ark of the Covenant? Does the Kaaba in Mecca actually hold a meteorite brought down by an archangel that’s actually a flesh and blood extra terrestrial? While none of these can be confirmed, we do know that all these places are...Koinda Scaaaaaary! I mean...Koinda Saaaaacred! Although they are koinda scary too, being that these are ancient POWER PLACES. Anyway, Steve and Joey probe DEEP into Season 3, Episode 3 of Ancient Aliens this week, which is chock full of classic logic flaws about ancient stone cuttng techniques; inconsistencies on how advanced a culture had to be to understand basic astronomy; and how all the Abrahamic religions are connected by one thing: Ancient. Fucking. Aliens. OF COURSE! Let’s PROOOOOOOOBE!

Do dragons exist? Did ancient extraterrestrials hybridize animals to make mythological creatures like the Chimera, the Hydra, the Kraken, and Cerberus? Is the Loch Ness Monster just one of many dinosaurs that survived the extinction event 65 million years ago? Tsoukalos, Childress, Noory, Redfern, and the rest of the ancient astronaut theorist crew sure think so - and Steve & and Joey are here to probe into their logic and proposed evidence, to see if there are any...leaps in logic, shall we say? Despite being about monsters, this episode is really about how our ancient alien researchers seem to have a deep understanding of super advanced alien psychology, assuming that they’re a lot like us and understand how these beings think...even though we don’t even know whether or not they exist. But hey! That’s the fun of Ancient Aliens isn’t it?! Let’s proooooooobe!

Aliens abducting cowboys? Ancient Indian Burial Grounds...full of Extra Terrestrials? Tsouks’ gorgeous brown velvet suit?! It’s all here in our discussion of the Season 3 premier of Ancient Aliens, where we’re wranglin’ warped logic and breakin' down Brigham Young and Joseph Smith’s celestial encounters. We also have the first appearance of series regular Nick Redfern, “the Bald Brit,” with his gorgeous gleaming head and killer ear piercing! So let’s get a little Transcendental and probe these cowpokes for all they’re worth! Yee-HAAAAAAW!

The season 2 finale of the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens is all about Alien Contacts with human beings, past and present...which is exactly what EVERY episode of Ancient Aliens is about! Nevertheless, Steve & Joey probe deep into the Rendlesham Forest incident with US Air Force officers; Moses and the Burning Bush; Joan of Arc and her contact with three “saints,”; the battle of Troy and its subsequent destruction; and the biggest question: are the aliens nudging humanity toward success, or engineering our destruction? We also delve into some Graham Hancock discussions, pondering if he’s the most “reasonable” of the Ancient Astronaut Theorists, as well as call out some pretty clear contradictions with Tsouks, Coppens, and the gang. Let’s probe!

The Great Flood. The End of the Mayan Calendar in 2012. The 2014 Tsunami in Indonesia. Could a bunch of dickhead aliens be trying to “cull the herd” by causing cataclysmic destruction at various times during humanity’s development? Or are they just trying to help us through these apocalyptic events and shepherd us through so-called “genetic bottlenecks?” Steve & Joey don’t really know...and we don’t think the Ancient Astronaut Theorists really do either, in this very wishy washy episode that seems to be born from the cutting room floor of the History Channel’s editors. ⅔ of the way through, the episode’s focus on “devastation” switches to...the genetic hybridization of humanity with Extra Terrestrial DNA? Welp, whatever! Let’s get probing!

Gobleki Tepei, Sacsayhuaman, The Carnac Stones...and even modern marvels like Florida’s Coral Castle: How the f*@! Did ancient humans build these JOY-ANT stone megoliths? How did they carve, move, and place 15 ton blocks, or move 350 ton boulders? I’m not saying it was Aliens...but it wasn’t aliens...at least in some cases. Steve and Joey do some major debunking in the eighth episode of Ancient Aliens second season, with plenty of Tsouks and Childress, and our...seemingly 17 billionth...return to GARNAAAAC and old Dave’s hapless helicopter pilot. Joking aside, not all mysteries can be solved with 10 minutes of Googling (although a lot can), and Gobekli Tepei remains a big mystery that almost doubles just how old we’ve believed “modern culture” truly is. Time to proooooooobe!

Angels, Genies, Demons, and other winged humanoids have been one of the most prevalent icons in religious history. Whether its the Hebrew/Christian guardian angel that helped St. Peter out of jail, or the free-willed Djinn that popped out of bottles and granted wishes as they pleased, these supernatural beings have been messengers - or meddlers - between man and the gods throughout human history. But what if they were simply advanced flesh and blood extraterrestrials...or inter-dimensional ULTRA-terrestrials?! Did warring alien factions pose as God, Satan, or other Fallen “Angels” because of a mutiny that primitive man wasn’t privy too? Did ancient man use “wings” as a pan-symbolic symbol meaning supernatural abilities and the power of flight? Does David Wilcock need to take a chill pill throughout this episode? Giorgio Tsoukalos would definitely say “...the answer is YES!!!” WARNING: This is a Childress-free episode...but worry not! Steve & Joey more than keep his spirit alive while commenting on all the Angelic anomalies discussed by the rest of our Ancient Astronaut Theorist friends.

Death Rays. Particle Beams. A magical lightning spear wielded by the Celtic god...Lou? Yep, Steve & Joey are boomin’ and blastin’ their way through some of the Ancient Astronaut Theorist’s biggest examples of advanced tech used in our ancient past. Were the walls of Jericho toppled by Ark-powered Acoustic weapons? Did the old timey Syracuse use a solar powered death ray to burn a whole fleet of naval invaders? And what of Acoustic Levitation building the great pyramids of Egypt and the Greek city of Mycenae? Could this acoustic anti-gravity tech have been what’s powered the flight of UFO’s for thousands of years?! To answer the question, our lovable guides Tsoukalos, Childress and crew get VERY excited about...rockets. Ancient rockets. Which are way more lame than anti-grav tech.

Adolf Hitler was the most notorious Ancient Astronaut Theorist to ever exist. His sociopathic search for power led him and his Nazi Party down occult and paranormal paths, on a very expensive quest for a technological edge over Europe, and the Allies. Steve and Joey march into battle against the former fuhrer’s obsessions with the Extra Terrestrial roots of the Aryan Race; the occult Vrill Society that just might have been using Hitler more than the other way around; the secret Time Traveling Bell project of which Adolf himself may have been unaware; the “German Roswell” crash in the Black Forest and the Nazi Mad Scientist Castle that inspired the Wolfenstein Videogames; and a little Ark of the Covenant, Spear of Destiny, and Holy Grail thrown in for good measure. And, in the end, the U.S.’s Operation Paperclip which shaped our modern technological society in the wake of Hitler’s antagonistic arms race.

Steve & Joey are going deep (literally!) with everyone’s favorite Ancient Astronaut Theorists this episode. They’re spelunking, and debunking subterranean wonders like the Derinkuyu “bunker”; the lairs of the Ant and Snake people in the American Southwest; the advanced “metallic library” within the Ecuadorian Cave of Tayos; the Mayan underworld of Xibalba (Bumpty-Bump!); and the Hollow Earth hole at the North Pole made popular by Jules Verne and his book: Journey to the Center of the Earth. Emotions are running high as Tsouks gets charged up and a little testy (not testes!) when comparing some elongated skulls, and the loveable Dave Childress is worried about the state of “Moind” of the early Turkish people who would choose to live underground where it’s…”Koinda Scaaaaaary!”

The lost city of Atlantis. The Yoniguni pyramid. Dwarka. Lake Titicaca. Earth’s oceans just might be hiding hundreds of ancient cities below the surface, swallowed by the sea as the Ice Age melted and water levels rose, enveloping the coast lines tens of thousands of years ago. Steve and Joey take a deep dive with the Ancient Astronaut theorists into these sub-aquatic discoveries in an episode with tons of great underwater footage and old-ass artifacts; plus, they break down the potential connection (or lack thereof) with The Bermuda Triangle and The Dragon’s Triangle, and get a little critical of one of the biggest recurring AAT tenants: that old statues of the gods are wearing pressurized spacesuits.

One of the tentpoles of Ancient Astronaut Theory is that those we believe to be “God” or “gods” are actually advanced extraterrestrial beings who’s technology was so advanced to ancient man, that they were perceived to be divine. Steve & Joey go on a spiritual journey while discussing season 2, episode 2 of Ancient Aliens, and ponder whether Zeus, Poseidon, Thor, Odin, Goliath, Hercules, Medusa, and more gods and demigods were actually aliens themselves, or even the product of alien/human breeding. The lost (or found?) city of Troy is uncovered, and David Hatcher Childress takes us on a tour of the Carnac Stones, Lovelock Cave and the “giants” found within, and we get the first appearance of series regulars Richard Rader and Father William J Fulco, PH.D; plus, we get a TON of Tsoukalos, the late great Philip Coppens, and of course, our number one: David Hatcher Childress and some KOIND of SKOY.

The Bermuda Triangle...the Zone of Silence...Lake Titicaca - All these places, and more, have either reported cases, or legendary claims of interdimensional gateways and wormholes used by the gods; as well as airplane disappearances, electromagnetic spikes, and the World Grid. But are electromagnetic anomalies enough to make these claims? Steve and Joey probe into the first standard length episode of the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens which is all about the strange energy that these mysterious places hold. Einstein’s Theory of Special Relativity is put to the test by the Ancient Astronaut Theorists, and explained with (perhaps a little too much) confidence about its potential to create galactic shortcuts through which our extra terrestrial friends might have travelled.

Ancient Astronaut Theory posits that aliens have been influencing the growth of humans and Earth for millennia - but where are they? Will they ever come back to visit? Have they actually never left? Steve and Joey probe into the fifth episode of the inaugural season of Ancient Aliens - “The Return” - to dive deep into our researchers’ thoughts on The Battle of Los Angeles, Roswell’s cover-up, The British Ministry of Defense’ secret E.T. division, The increase in UFO sightings since World War II, Nazi use of alien technology, the recent influx in UFO sightings since the advent of the portable video camera, SETI, and the big question: if they do return, will they help us...or harm us?

(Apologies for the audio quality throughout this episode! We almost lost our entire recording before the break, and we could only recover the raw audio in parts, so it’s a bit inconsistent.). Alien Abductions and UFO sightings are one thing...but what about Close Encounters that changed the fate of humanity? Those could only be called: Closer Encounters. Steve & Joey probe deep into our plucky researchers’ commentaries and theories on Sodom and Gomorrah, the Atom Bomb, a DNA Ark for Noah and the animals, Chaco Canyon, Early American UFO sightings, Dark Age and Medieval otherworldy events, and the mysterious Oak Island

The Aliens’ mission on Earth is clear...or is it? Steve and Joey get a bit more skeptical on this highly speculative third episode of everyone’s favorite show about Ancient Astronaut Theory. They probe DEEP into Crop Circles, the Band of Holes, Crystal Skulls, Animal Mutilation, and lots of sexy animal/human/alien hybridization.

Steve and Joey are abducting and deconstructing the second episode of Ancient Aliens, which is all about the little green men themselves. From the Greys, to the Roswell crash, to Egypt’s Akhenaten, to the Sky People of the Dogon and Zuni, to Alien DNA hiding inside us...and even, to the idea that Extraterrestrials are simply time traveling humans from the future.

Ancient Aliens lovers Steve and Joey dive into the double-length pilot episode of everyone’s favorite show about Ancient Astronaut Theory to poke, probe, and dissect what the fascinating and quirky researchers that subscribe to this school of thought have to say about how the Pyramids were built; were the gods just E.T.’s flying on advanced UFOS; and how did our ancestors accomplish this stuff without advanced tech? I’m not saying it’s Aliens...but it was Aliens.