This is Me… Jessi in an ALL-NEW MID SEASON BANGER! I watched Jlo’s “This Is Me… Now: A Love Story” so you don’t have to! I take back everything I said about Beyonce’s country album and I get shamed for not believing in Trayvis Swelce. Also, I took my daughter to the American Girl Doll Store and I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. Plus! Only Fans has been all over the news this week, so I re-visit my conversation with top creator and viral sensation Elle Brooke. She tells me EVERYTHING I EVER wanted to know about Only Fans but was too embarrassed to ask… until now.  How does it work? How much money does she make? And why is she grateful to Piers Morgan for shaming her on Live TV? She’s telling Jessi EVERYTHING and selling her knickers to the highest bidder! Enjoy!GRAB THE FINAL TICKETS TO JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331Your Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“VIVA LAS VEGAS!” This is the SUPERBOWL of mid-season bangers… and Jessi is tackling (pun intended) The GAME! The HALFTIME SHOW! The NUDITY! The LOVE STORY! The AFTER PARTIES! The BEYONCE SINGLES! And …will Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift stay together after what transpired on Sunday Night? Jessi has THOUGHTS.  Plus, we revisit her call with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard, because, if we’ve learned one thing from the NFL, it’s capitalize on Taylor Swift while you can!Speaking of love and romance, this episode was recorded on Valentines Day so Jessi’s husband Evan drops by to tell her why she’s not getting flowers or candy this year, and her 6 year old son Dray weighs in on love, romance and… his girlfriend? To quote Usher ‘Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh… OH MY GOD.” Enjoy!GRAB THE FINAL TICKETS TO JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331Your Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a mid-season banger filled with Chaos Queens: Miley Cyrus! Jay Z! Taylor Swift! Donald Trump! Jessi breaks down the most UNHINGED moments at the Grammys- if you are a #swiftie… maybe skip that part. While you’re skipping things, Jessi suggests you skip the movie Saltburn (controversial take!) and reveals her family member featured in the new Netflix Doc ‘The Greatest Night in Pop’.Plus! Trump is creeping back into your news feeds, and possibly, into the White House - need someone smart and funny to explain WHY? HOW? WHAT? So does Jessi, so she called Barack Obama’s Former White House Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco to explain it all (and share NEVER BEFORE TOLD STORIES about her time in the White House) 🤯🤯🤯*This episode is brought to you by the people of Saskatchewan GET TICKETS TO SEE JESSI LIVE IN SASKATOON and TORONTO HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331Your Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ready or Not… It’s a mid-season banger filled with COMEBACKS! Justin Timberlake is BACK with new music! Vanderpump Rules is BACK with Season 11! And Heidi Montag is BACK with her first single in 16 years! JESSI. HAS.THOUGHTS. Plus- Coachella will make you feel geriatric and Jessica Biel wants you to eat in the shower?Then, we re-visit Jessi’s call with icon, legend, reality TV QUEEN Scheana Shay to get you Vanderpumped UP for the scandalous new season of Vanderpump Rules. Change your name to “Raquel” and enjoy!JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY TAPING IS 75% SOLD OUT! GET TICKETS HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331Your Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IT’S A MID-SEASON BANGER MIRACLE! Jessi survived pink eye, lice, covid and a work trip with her 3 children and she’s here to tell you all about it. Plus, it’s JUST KEN at the Oscars and Jessi has THOUGHTS. You won’t believe what Elder Millennial Song is climbing to the top of the charts again and tips on how NOT to buy your husband a Man Spank.Then, for the first time ever, we release our inhibitions AND the complete Whitney Port interview. Was The Hills FAKE? Is she still FRIENDS WITH LAUREN?  Were those SEX TAPE rumors REAL? Does Whitney love “Bongs and Butt Sex”? Whit goes THERE in this shocking, hilarious, fan-favorite call! JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY TAPING IS 75% SOLD OUT! GET TICKETS HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331Your Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessi says “Yes, and?” to EVERYTHING in this Mid-Season Banger! Including Ariana Grande’s new, controversial single ‘Yes, And?’ Then she delves into the winners, the wives, the speeches, the jokes and Matty Matheson at the Emmys. Plus, Jessi’s husband Evan returns for a HOTLY ANTICIPATED review of The Scandinavian Sleep Method. Will it save their marriage? Or are they destined for sleep divorce? Find out today!All that AND Chris Kirkpatrick… We Want You Back. So we re-visit Jessi’s hilarious, honest and unforgettable conversation with NSYNC’s founding father. Would he have hooked up with her at a concert? Does he regret those dreadlocks? Are NSYNC reuniting? Chris answers everything (but struggles to recognize his own song in a rousing game of Name That Boyband Tune). This episode will take you to a Better Place.   THERE IS STILL TIME TO GET TICKETS TO JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY TAPING HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a GOLDEN Mid-Season BANGER ! First, Jessi watched The Golden Wedding with her mom and her reaction was platinum. Then, there was romance, drama and sexist jokes at The Golden Globes, and Evan makes his 2024 Phone A Friend debut to talk SPORTS! (Because sports coverage is what the Phonies are looking for.)Plus! We revisit Jessi’s conversation with Sarah Nicole Landry of The Birds Papaya, to give you a fresh perspective on how to love yourself and your body this year. Sarah tells Jessi how she went from hurting her body to embracing every curve, why everybody needs a “Hoe period” and why she met, then unfollowed, a Kardashian.  ENJOY!THERE IS STILL TIME TO GET TICKETS TO JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY TAPING HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our first MID-SEASON BANGER ! These are mini episodes before we launch Season 2, and this one is a BANGER. Jessi reveals why the end of 2023 was ROUGH, how she ended up vacationing at a 5 star kids resort, where she spent Christmas and why she is READY FOR HER KIDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. Plus! After holding it in for MONTHS, Jessi finally tells the story of the time she saw a former (married) Bachelorette canoodling with Kris Jenner’s MAN. I know, it's basically Deux Moi up in here, prepare to be SHOOK. Then, we revisit the conversation with Dan Levy that made international headlines. From behind-the-scenes struggles at MTV to the highs and lows of SCHITTS CREEK to DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTIONS ABOUT DAN’S LOVE LIFE (because they’ve been friends for so long, Jessi can pretty much ask him ANYTHING). ENJOY!GET TICKETS TO JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY TAPING HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In one of Jessi's FAVORITE INTERVIEWS OF THE YEAR, Shenae Grimes-Beech will make you say ‘9021-0H-MY-GOD!’ with shocking, unfiltered revelations about her time in Hollywood. She tells ALL about the behind the scenes drama at 90210, tabloid headlines, aging terribly, forgetting Meghan Markle and dating John Mayer. And don’t ever call her a ‘bitch’. Plus! Kesha is officially single and Taylor Swift is officially NOT. Jada and Will have been lying to us, Britney’s memoir is TOO honest? The Eras Movie is TOO MUCH? And 6 year old Adonis Graham drops his debut single. This episode has big 2008 energy so put on your oversized belt, throw on an unnecessary scarf, grab a venti Starbucks latte and ENJOY!TORONTO! (and surrounding areas!) GET TICKETS TO JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY TAPING HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get Horny in time for the Holidays! With Jessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers, who is here to serenade us all with sultry songs off of his hilarious, horny and festive debut album ‘Have You Heard Of Christmas?’ Then, he reveals private text conversations with Jennifer Lawrence and gives hot tips on how to hook up at the holidays.  Plus! Jessi saw The Eras Movie! 4 weeks late! She gives her surprising review then dissects the HUG SEEN AROUND THE WORLD between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We also take a somber moment to remember Harry Styles’ Hair, Joey Fatone’s Double Chin and Kim Kardashian’s latest failed relationship. Jessi learns TOO MUCH about Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos in Vogue and get ready to drop 1 billion dollars on this year’s Goop Holiday Gift Guide !! Need a great Holiday Gift Idea? GET TICKETS TO JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY TAPING HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/27343 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the Season 1 Finale of Phone A Friend and Jessi is celebrating with YOU! She leaked her number on the internet so anyone could call her live… and they DID. Expect near-engagements, surprise performances, single straight men, pregnancy announcements and more shocking twists and turns than the Vanderpump Rules trailer. Plus! Do Christmas Cards have to be “festive”? (asking for a friend, and that friend is the Royal Family), Kidz Bop takes on a gay anthem and shhhh …. Dakota Johnson is sleeping. All that plus Phone A Friend drops a Holiday Single, as our gift to YOU. Happy Holidays PHONIES! We’ll talk in the new year?And pssst… you can SEE JESSI, LIVE in the new year! Get Tickets to her Stand Up Comedy Special Taping HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brace yourself for influencing icon Jillian Harris like you’ve NEVER HEARD HER BEFORE: Off the feed, off the rails, unpolished and un (sepia) filtered. Jillian shares the ups, the downs and the can’t get it ups of being The Bachelorette- why Mike Fleiss hated her and why her ex-fiance Ed will be sending an angry email after listening to this episode. Then, a hurtful Tik Tok makes her cry, why her husband became a ‘dadfluencer’ and why she needs her phone in the bathroom.  Plus! The Golden Bachelor was all a LIE, JTT re-emerges at a convenience store, a journalist calls Adam Driver ugly and Jessi unpacks Renaissance: A Film By Beyonce. Phone A Friend: A Podcast by Jessi is ALL NEW, ENJOY!GET TICKETS TO JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY TAPING HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hold on to your desks and pretend they’re not Ikea… Interior Designer to the STARS Martyn Lawrence Bullard is TELLING ALL about the homes, the closets, the toilets and the SEX ROOMS of celebrities whose homes he’s designed. He tells Jessi about the time Cher sent him to India, the reason Kylie Jenner wanted her furniture to match her lips, how Ru Paul turned 6 bedrooms into a closet and why Kris Jenner has the best snacks (and green fridge). Oh, and Martyn describes a celebrity’s “sex room” he designed to look like a Chanel bag. Casual. Plus! Jessi has THOUGHTS on everything that happened last week (The Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Accident Musical! The Mean Girls love Walmart! The $1000 towel skirt! Matt Rife Is Canceled! Paris Hilton’s Baby! ) and dives into Travis Kelce’s Old Tweets. Then, Jason shocks Jessi by reading HER old tweets, Enrique Iglesias shocked the world with his singing voice, and the Tik Tok sleep trend that could save your marriage. This episode features guest appearances by Romi and Evan… live from the CLOFFICE! enjoy!As always, leave us a review and ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are OFF for Thanksgiving Week but this year, Jessi is grateful for YOU and for SHAWN DESMAN. That's why we she is blessing your ears with an all-time favourite episode! To all my ladies who be lookin’ real fine… come on, get in and GET READY - not only does Shaw serenade Jessi with his classics, he gets emotional (like, TEARS) talking about why he stopped making music and how Drake encouraged him to come back. Plus- it was a HOT DIVORCE SUMMER! Jessi knows why Justin Trudeau is single but has no idea why Ariana Grande fell for Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, we look inside Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest house (warning: it’s nicer than your real house) and her fridge (warning: it’s filled with more moisturizer than food). And Heidi and Spencer are back - find out why and how on this early 2000’s Banger of an episode. Leave Jessi SHOOK with a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers is here to serenade us all with sultry songs off of his hilarious, horny and festive debut album ‘Have You Heard Of Christmas?’ Then, he reveals private text conversations with Jennifer Lawrence and gives hot tips on how to hook up at the holidays.  Plus! Jessi saw The Eras Movie! 4 weeks late! She gives her surprising review then dissects the HUG SEEN AROUND THE WORLD between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We also take a somber moment to remember Harry Styles’ Hair, Joey Fatone’s Double Chin and Kim Kardashian’s latest failed relationship. Jessi learns TOO MUCH about Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos in Vogue and get ready to drop 1 billion dollars on this year’s Goop Holiday Gift Guide!! As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessi is the Andy Cohen of Selling Sunset, so she’s calling OG Cast Member Mary Bonnet to ask questions that are none of her BAD ASS BUSINESS. Is she going to get pregnant again? Is Bre REALLY leaving the show? How much do the Oppenheim twins fight behind the scenes and how well endowed is Micheal B Jordan? (we GO THERE).PLUS! Jessi disagrees with the ‘DILF OF THE YEAR’, Travis Barker is NOT dad of the year, Phone a Friend Investigates: Bravocon and Jessi thinks Ke$ha is better than Beyonce. You read that right. Listen to this episode before you @ her. And as always, leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL (or PAGE HER) HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessi might have a Halloween Hangover, but she’s going to the Fantasy Suite with Courtney Robertson anyways, and YOU’RE INVITED! Called “The MOST NOTORIOUS VILLAIN In Bachelor History” Courtney is not afraid to TELL ALL about The Bachelor - Is the mansion sh*tty? Did she use protection in the fantasy suite? Did she get to keep her ring? Jessi has 28 seasons worth of burning questions and Courtney answers ALL OF THEM. Plus! Jessi reveals how she convinced her kids to dress up as Nsync at the VMA’s for Halloween, and celebrates the winners of the inaugural Phone A Friend Celebrity Halloween Costume Contest- honorees include Justin Bieber, Paris Hilton, Heidi Klum and MORE! Then, Kim Kardashian’s nipples are showing, Gen-z is tired of working 9 to 5 and Flava Flav is an American hero. We also honor Matthew Perry and Jessi reveals their personal connection that she’s never shared before. Will you accept this podcast?As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Britney Spears’ TELL ALL memoir is here and so is the man who started the #FREEBRITNEY movement, Jordan Miller! He reads Britney’s best-selling memoir (so YOU don’t have to) and breaks down all of the shocking details.Plus! Jessi’s EX is dating GIGI HADID, if you dance with your hands up, YOU’RE OLD, Paris Hilton’s baby is being bullied and Emily Blunt IS a bully? This is a nesting party of an episode, so settle in with some soup and sourdough and enjoy.  As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shenae Grimes-Beech will make you say ‘9021-0H-MY-GOD!’ with shocking, unfiltered revelations about her time in Hollywood. She tells ALL about the behind the scenes drama at 90210, tabloid headlines, aging terribly, forgetting Meghan Markle and dating John Mayer. And don’t ever call her a ‘bitch’. Plus! Kesha is officially single and Taylor Swift is officially NOT. Jada and Will have been lying to us, Britney’s memoir is TOO honest? The Eras Movie is TOO MUCH? And 6 year old Adonis Graham drops his debut single. This episode has big 2008 energy so put on your oversized belt, throw on an unnecessary scarf, light a cigarette with your venti Starbucks latte and ENJOY!As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Barack Obama’s Former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco TAKES JESSI’S CALL and officially becomes our most IMPRESSIVE (and HILARIOUS?) guest. She tells never before heard (CLASSIFIED!) stories about having to poop at the Vatican and stealing from Buckingham Palace. Then, she tells Jessi what the f*** has been going on with Donald Trump. The impeachments, the indictments, the trials, the mug shots… Alyssa Explains it ALL.Plus! The Beckhams are #relatable, Gwyneth Paltrow is NOT, Britney Spears is ready for Christmas,  Brody Jenner is wasting breastmilk and Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks they’re all a bunch of WIMPS. What do YOU think?Jessi LIVES for your voicemails, so ask her ANYTHING, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode has MANY Phone A Friend FIRSTS! Our FIRST Real Housewife Jessel Taank tells Jessi why she would never trash Jenna Lyons, why she refused to have sex after childbirth and why she is not “The Villain” (even if you think she is). Then she gives Jessi a Housewives Tagline, FINALLY! Plus, for the first time in Jessi’s lifetime… she talks about football. (As it relates to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, obvs).And it’s a TV spectacular! Jessi watched ‘The Golden Bachelor’ and she might be in love, she watched ‘Naked Attraction’ and she’s definitely a prude, and she watched Heidi and Spencer in their Meryl Streep Era. All that plus Selling The OC, Britney dancing with knives, Cardi B saying #MeBoo and MORE- do NOT pair your Alexander Wang with your Balenciaga but DO enjoy this episode!As always, leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I hope you’re listening to this episode on a burner phone because DEUX MOI is Jessi’s guest co-host and she is spilling HIGHLY CLASSIFIED CELEBRITY SECRETS before you’ll hear them anywhere else. Are Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift LOVERS (Deux has DETAILS)! Is she on Team Joe or Team Sophie? Why Usher was never supposed to perform at the Superbowl and IS NSYNC GOING ON TOUR?? Deux has answers. Jessi is sweating. This episode is DEUX HOT TO HANDLE. Enjoy!As always, leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL (it makes her week) here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Jessi’s Phone A Friend is… YOU! She’s clearing out her voicemail box by answering YOUR messages for the first time, LIVE! And Phonies, you did not disappoint. You are forcing Jessi to apologize for past mistakes, to reveal a shocking truth about Hanson, to explain what “Burrata” is and why Seth Rogen made her eat it.Plus! Jessi drags her husband Evan on the show to discuss her postpartum hair loss. She might have to call the Divorce Lawyer after his comments. Pop open the top button on those pants and settle in for a VERY SPECIAL episode of Phone A Friend!Wanna get in on this HOT Voicemail ACTION? Leave Jessi A Message ANYTIME: 323-448-0068PS: This episode was recorded BEFORE *NSync Reunited ... Jessi PROMISES to talk ALL about it NEXT WEEK! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fefe Dobson is back with new music! But first, Jessi forces her to revisit her old music in a hilarious round of FEFE-OKE. Then, they talk about highs of having success as a teenager, the lows of being dropped by her album and all the romances, heartbreaks and ex-boyfriends in between. Plus! Are you a SHARENT? Do you share pictures and videos of your kids online? Jessi does, and a new law just got passed that could stop her. Then, Justin Bieber needs a fashion intervention, Vasectomies are trending on Tik Tok and Leonardo Dicaprio doesn’t know any of this because he’s been on a yacht since 2022.  Crack open a Smirnoff or pop a bottle of MOET (pronounced with a hard T) and enjoy! PS this episode was recorded BEFORE NSYNC REUNITED at the VMAs (but, you heard it here first!)PSS… CALL JESSI and leave her a voicemail about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why do Child Stars often grow up to be Trainwrecks? Former Child Star Alyson Stoner (Cheaper By The Dozen, Camp Rock, That’s So Raven…) knows exactly why. Alyson is all grown up and on a mission to finally EXPOSE HOLLYWOOD. The actor and podcaster shares stories, facts and childhood experiences with Jessi that explain why so many child stars end up peeing in mop buckets (and worse). Plus! Jessi has an AFTER-RENAISSANCE GLOW and shares HOW she got last minute tickets to Beyonce’s L.A show, the surprising guest she spotted in the crowd and everything you DIDN’T see at the big B-DAY concert. Then Hot Divorce Summer rages on (RIP Sophie and Joe), Kanye West shows us his Venice Canal, Burning Man is NOT FOR JESSI… but this episode IS!We’re doing an ALL-VOICEMAIL EPISODE SOON! Leave Jessi A Message HERE: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hope you’re hungry because Jessi has put together an ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET of her favorite games with some of her favorite guests! Dan Levy, Chris Kirkpatrick, Whitney Port, Max Kerman, The Hot Wiggle and MORE. From Dan Levy revealing his first kiss, to Whitney Port truth-telling everything about Lauren Conrad, to Priyanka sending Jessi an accidental dick pic mid-interview, these are Phone A Friend Heritage Moments that deserve to be celebrated. Plus! We pull out a NEVER-BEFORE-HEARD, TOO-HOT-FOR-YOUR-EARS game with Cat & Nat and WARNING: it is not safe for kids. We’re kicking off this festive labor day long weekend with a festive episode so wear white for the last time… and ENJOY! As Always LEAVE ME A VOICEMAIL (about anything) HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Hot Divorce Summer’ has officially turned into ‘Ugly Divorce Summer’ and celebrity divorce lawyer James J. Sexton is telling Jessi why Britney Spears’s ex is “disgusting”, why Olivia Wilde is “to blame” for her drama with Jason Sudeikis and why Kevin Costner is probably leaking stories about his wife. Then, he tells Jessi the secret to NOT getting divorced! Airhorn Sound Effect! Plus, *NSYNC is reuniting and Jessi has proof, Flo Rida is getting Low Low Low with a different kind of shawty, Taylor Swift is RUINING weddings and Brody Jenner is a HOT. DAD. This episode will not leave you INCOMPLETE (you’ll get that joke once you listen).Don’t break up with Jessi… leave her a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When the court case between ex-spouses Johnny Depp and Amber Heard was livestreamed, it opened a window into a celebrity marriage gone wrong. Culture writers Kat Tenbarge and Izzy Ampil join guest host Amil Niazi to discuss the new Netflix docuseries retelling the defamation case, and to look back on the internet’s vitriolic attacks on Amber Heard. Plus, comedian and podcast host Jessi Cruickshank talks about The Hills reality stars Heidi & Spencer’s latest chase for fame. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Celebrity secrets are EXPOSED as Jessi goes on a STAKEOUT with NYC Paparazzi Cesar Pena. As they wait for Ashley Olsen to emerge with her new baby (casual), Jessi asks him EVERYTHING she has ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. How does he know where famous people are? What is the most money he’s made off a single photo? Which celebrities call him? Which celebrities swear at him? Cesar GOES THERE. Plus! Lizzo is canceled but don’t cancel Jessi for her controversial take on it! Everyone is mad at Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell, Beyonce’s hot bodyguard is giving thirsty moms the Summer Renaissance we all need and Lil Tay died, then came back to life (and don't worry, Jessi explains who Lil Tay is). All that and some URGENT UPDATES on Drake, Keke Palmer, Jeremy Allen White and Gwyneth Paltrow’s Guest House. Don’t listen to this one without looking your best because the Paparazzi is LURKING!Jessi LIVES for your voicemails, leave them here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To all my ladies who be lookin’ real fine… come on, get in and GET READY for this HOT NEW EPISODE with Canadian Pop Superstar Shawn Desman! Not only does he serenade Jessi with his classics, he gets emotional (like, TEARS) talking about why he stopped making music and how Drake encouraged him to come back. Plus- it’s a HOT DIVORCE SUMMER! Jessi knows why Justin Trudeau is single but has no idea why Ariana Grande fell for Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, we look inside Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest house (warning: it’s nicer than your real house) and her fridge (warning: it’s filled with more moisturizer than food). And Heidi and Spencer are back - find out why and how on this early 2000’s Banger of an episode. Leave Jessi SHOOK with a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are LIVE and ANYTHING CAN (and does) HAPPEN at the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal! Jessi lets the audience throw things at her head! She thirsts after Jeremy Allan White! The people of Quebec decide on a name for our listeners!  And, Jessi counts down the “Top Musical Artists of 2023” according to Millenials and #4 will leave you SHOOK. Plus, Canadian comedy icon Debra DiGiovanni takes Jessi’s call LIVE ON STAGE. She tells Jessi why Video On Trial could get her canceled, which Canadian celebrity was the rudest (!!) and why it’s ok to call her fat. Thank you to all the Phonies who got tickets and traveled from far and wide to be at this very special live taping of Phone A Friend… Slide Whistle!Leave Jessi A Message ANYTIME: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessi is a Barbie girl, indoctrinated into the Barbie world.  She’s giving her official review of the Barbie Movie and breaking down ALL the Barbie NEWS that’s dropped since! Then, she’s getting into bed with Drake and sharing her secret obsession with Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. Plus! Are Reality Stars going on strike TOO? Bethenny Frankel thinks they should. Jessi is glad they’re not, because this week she’s phoning Selling Sunset’s Bre Tiesi to find out HOW she looked like THAT weeks after childbirth and why she doesn’t care what you think about her baby with Nick Cannon. This is the Barbie Movie of Podcast episodes, minus the $377 billion dollars… enjoy!Get tickets to see Jessi LIVE at Just For Laughs: https://montreal.hahaha.com/en/shows/phone-friend-jessi-cruickshankAnd leave Jessi a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Writers are on strike, Actors are on strike… Hollywood is an ELECTRIC CIRCUS so Jessi is phoning Hollywood Actor/Former Much Music VJ Amanda Walsh to explain it all. What is the strike all about and should we feel bad for actors!? Then, Jessi forces Amanda to take an (acid) trip down memory lane to relive her days as a Much Music VJ. Which celebrity did she date? Who did she reject? And why Much Music could never make her “COOL”. Plus! Jessi is a year older but the Golden Bachelor is making her feel YOUNG. The Barbie Movie has gone TOO FAR,  Kim Kardashian saves lives now and you’ll never believe why Jessi got 35 pairs of free SKIMS. Cue the Electric Circus Theme song and LET’S GET READY TO PARTY, NATION! Miranda Lambert will shame you if you take a selfie at Phone A Friend LIVE on July 29th but Jessi WONT! Get tickets HERE:https://montreal.hahaha.com/en/shows/phone-friend-jessi-cruickshankAnd leave Jessi a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s an unintentional ‘Men Are Pigs’-themed episode featuring Keke Palmer’s (insecure) Baby Daddy, Jonah Hill (and the time Jessi went on a ‘date’ with him) and Nick (kind of emotionally abusive) Lachey! Jessi unpacks ALL the DRAMA surrounding their ‘boundaries’ and behavior, then cleanses the palate with a much needed serenade by a shirtless Ryan Gosling. Plus, the only man Jessi wants to phone this week is a Drag Queen! World Renowned Bob The Drag Queen, who is a special guest on Madonna’s Celebration tour, talks to Jessi within HOURS of Madonna’s shocking announcement about her tour postponement. Plus he DRAGS a princess and gives Jessi a Drag Name! Enjoy PHONIES!Get your tickets to Phone A Friend LIVE at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal on July 29th HERE: https://montreal.hahaha.com/en/shows/phone-friend-jessi-cruickshankAnd leave Jessi a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is such a 🔥VIBE, we’re playing it again! The Spirit of Pitbull (and let’s be honest- Usher and Ne-yo and all singers of CLUB BANGERS OF THE 2010’s) overcomes Jessi as she brings the energy of a DJ in Cabo to the podcast. She’s spilling stories about the time she pumped in Ben Affleck’s bathroom, the time she watched a Ryan Gosling sex scene with 50 Cent and she’s spilling EVERYTHING (except for her own breastmilk) about getting detained at a Mexican airport. Plus! Jessi phones her first movie star! TV Host, Down Syndrome advocate and star of the movie Champions Madison Tevlin talks about her big break, her dream wedding, her dream LOVER and… she has notes for Jessi. It’s a CLUB BANGER of an episode, turn up the Pitbull and ENJOY!Phone Jessi ANYTIME and leave a message at 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s another EXCLUSIVE! Nicole Young comes to Jessi to tell HER SIDE OF THE STORY during an ongoing, very public, very messy feud with Chrishell Stause.  Whether you watch Selling Sunset or not, this phone call is more shocking than wearing pasties to a brokers open. Plus! Beyonce and Shania are doing Gender Reveals? Jessi breaks down the most ridiculous stories about the Titanic Submersible, Kylie Jenner is just like us and Andy Cohen is multitasking with a nipple. RING THE BELL B*TCHESSS this is a can’t miss episode. Oh! And did you hear!? Phone A Friend LIVE is coming to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal on July 29th- Get your tickets HERE: https://montreal.hahaha.com/en/shows/phone-friend-jessi-cruickshankAnd leave Jessi a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Only Fans creator Elle Woods BROKE THE INTERNET when she took down Piers Morgan on live television, and she hasn’t given an interview since. UNTIL NOW. Elle is taking Jessi’s call to give her first EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW since going viral on Piers Morgan’s show. So what is Only Fans? How does it work? How much money does she make? And why is she grateful to Piers Morgan for shaming her on Live TV? She’s revealing EVERYTHING.Plus! Jessi dives into Ben Affleck’s thirst trap, Meghan Markle’s latest fail, Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy announcement, Brody Jenner’s engagement and she worries a robot will steal her job. (Come to think of it, she should have asked Chat GPT to write this description.) Buckle Up in your Ferrari, this episode is a wild ride. Jessi lives to hear YOUR QUESTIONS, THOUGHTS & REACTIONS, call and leave them here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you can’t afford Taylor Swift concert tickets, why not get a job as Taylor Swift’s security guard?!  That’s exactly what Davis Perrigo did, just in time to see the Eras tour.  Then, he went viral for singing every word to every song while on the job. So how did he get hired? Why was he FIRED? What does he think about all the attention he’s getting from thirsty AF Swifties? Jessi is phoning the world’s fakest security guard (and biggest viral star) to find out. Plus! Vanderpump Rules is over, so crack a White Claw as Jessi relives the emotional abuse. Then Bill Murray is dating Kelis? Jennifer Lawrence is JUST LIKE US, Madonna is vulgar and Jessi reveals her dark past as a naked sushi model. Wax your sashimi and enjoy! Oh and Jessi is waiting with baited breath for your voicemail: 323-448-0068 (or DM her a voice memo!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drag QUEEN/ Bad B*tch Priyanka used to be Jessi’s intern at MTV. Now she is a global pop superstar, the inaugural winner of Canada’s Drag Race and a queer superhero, so Jessi dives into her origin story. What was the most shocking thing she witnessed as an assistant to Justin Bieber? How did she manage to work as a kids TV host by day/drag artist by night? What does she think about the pride controversies and drag bans unfolding across Canada and the US? Oh and Priyanka sends Jessi an unsolicited d**k pic! Plus! Jessi’s face is on anti-LGBTQ posters, Taylor Swift and Matty Healy are never ever ever getting back together, Smoking is BACK, “The Idol” is BAD and Al Pacino is an OLD DAD. This episode is out and proud so wave your rainbow flags and enjoy! As always Jessi is WAITING BY THE PHONE FOR YOUR VOICEMAILS- ask her anything here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE DID IT. Selling Sunset cast member Amanza Smith is TELLING (SUNSET) ALL to Jessi. Why do the brokers dress like strippers? Why is she now feuding with Chrishell? Which NSYNC member did she used to date!? Whether you’ve seen every episode of Selling Sunset or none at all, this is the $7 million dollar penthouse condo of phone calls. Plus! PADUM PADUM It’s PRIDE MONTH and we’re celebrating with Kylie Minogue, Ursula and Beyonce. Then, remember Twilight’s Taylor Lautner?… according to the internet, he has NOT aged well and neither has the new season of The Kardashians! And ATTENTION ALL FACEBOOK STALKERS, your ex might know you're creeping him. Cue surging female songstress singing a power ballad… Let’s DO THIS.  Jessi lives to hear YOUR QUESTIONS, leave her a message anytime, about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our favorite “truthteller” Whitney Port is BACK for Part 2 of our epic reunion - this time, she’s telling ALL about that rumored Lauren Conrad Sex Tape, how she really feels about Olivia Polermo and how she fell in love with her husband while filming ‘The City’.  Whit also tells us what to wear (and what NOT to wear) this Summer!Plus, Selling Sunset is BACK and Jessi is breaking down how to succeed in real estate, B*TCHESSS. Then she’s moved to tears by American Idol (yes, it’s STILL ON) and seething with rage at Meghan and Harry. Not to mention a moving tribute to Paris Hilton’s B*tch and a play by play of Jessi’s devastating DMV PHOTO FAIL. Do a body shot out of a colleague’s cleavage and ENJOY!    As always, leave Jessi a message anytime, about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS, for the first time in 13 years, Whitney Port is reuniting with Jessi to TELL ALL about The Hills (and The After Show). Was The Hills FAKE? Is she still FRIENDS WITH LAUREN?  Were those SEX TAPE rumors REAL? Does Whitney love “Bongs and Butt Sex”? (This is an actual question and you MUST listen to find out.)Plus! Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated, Kim Kardashian is getting DRAGGED by her 7 year old, Jessi would like to ‘FOLK’ The Little Mermaid’s ‘MERFOLK’ and she has a surprising take on the Kelly Clarkson Show staff DRAMA. Put on a “matchy matchy” look and enjoy!Your Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessi had never seen an episode of Vanderpump Rules… until NOW. She dives DEEP into the Vanderpump Cinematic Universe with cast member Scheana Shay! What is ‘SCANDOVAL’?! Who is Raquel and why is she hooking up with every man at SUR!? Did Tom Schwartz KNOW about Tom Sandoval’s AFFAIR!? Scheana’s restraining order has been lifted (but actually), and she’s TELLING ALL. Plus! The Coronation was…. DUMB? Gwyneth’s love life with Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck is EXPOSED and we have MAJOR UPDATES on Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Ryan Reynolds, Britney Spears and PITBULL (obvs). Not to mention Mothers Day surprises!! Get VanderPUMPED for this Scandoval episode!As always, leave Jessi a Voicemail (about ANYTHING): 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sarah Nicole Landry of The Birds Papaya LOVES her stretch marks and this episode will inspire you to LOVE YOURS TOO! She tells Jessi how she went from hurting her body to embracing every curve, why everybody needs a “Ho period” and why she met, then unfollowed, a Kardashian. Plus! Jessi was not invited to the MET GALA (RUDE) but that won’t stop her from judging everyone who WAS! The Best and Worst Fashion! The Cats! The Exes! The Short Shorts! (specifically on Pedro Pascal) - Jessi will make you feel like you were there. So tattoo on your freckles (or don’t, we’ll talk), undo that top button on your jeans and settle in for a body-ody-ody confident episode of Phone A Friend!As always Leave Me A Message (about misunderstood song lyrics, or anything you want!) 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Max Kerman is one of the biggest rock stars on earth, but somehow he made time to take Jessi’s call! She forces him to tell her which Canadian celebrity is NOT NICE (gasp!) and why men act the way they do. Plus, turns out Max is also a Slave 4 Nickleback and blesses us all with a cover. Jessi also reveals which celebrity couple wanted to SWING with her and her husband, why Taylor Swift staged a paparazzi shot and she’s saying F*#K Meghan Trainor (not teachers, we LOVE teachers). It’s gonna be MAY (literally) so enjoy this final April episode of Phone A Friend!Leave Jessi a voicemail (about literally ANYTHING): 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessi phones the man who single handedly FREED BRITNEY to TELL ALL about Britney Spears’ new TELL ALL BOOK! Jordan Miller, Britney superfan and founder of breatheheavy.com reveals the angry phone call he got from Britney’s dad, explains Britney’s instagram dancing and why this book will SHAKE THE WORLD. Plus! Jessi plays “Coachella Performer or Nickelodeon Character”, reviews the first episode of Live! With Kelly and Mark, defends Nickelback (and Creed) and has a MAJOR PENIS UPDATE. Can you take me HIGHER? This episode will. As always, leave Jessi a voicemail about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe She’s Born With It… Maybe it’s Buccal Fat Removal! This week Jessi phones Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon Dr. Daniel Barrett to find out WHO has had WHAT DONE. Did Liam Payne get a new Jaw? Does Khloe Kardashian have a new face? Is Emily Ratajowski really all natural? The answers will SHOCK YOU (and make you feel SO much better about yourself, promise).Plus! Taylor Swift is single, Kylie and Timothée are dating, Meghan Trainor pees with her husband and JLo is doing THE MOST. This episode is almost as busy as JLo, so let out your buccal fat and enjoy!And don’t forget to CALL JESSI anytime, about anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Spirit of Pitbull (and let’s be honest- Usher and Ne-yo and all singers of CLUB BANGERS FROM THE 2010’s) overcomes Jessi this week as she brings the energy of a DJ in Cabo to the podcast. She’s telling stories about the time she pumped in Ben Affleck’s bathroom, the time she watched a Ryan Gosling sex scene with 50 Cent and she’s spilling EVERYTHING (except for her own breast milk) about getting detained at a Mexican airport. Plus! Jessi phones her first movie star! TV Host, Down Syndrome advocate and star of the movie "Champions", Madison Tevlin talks about her big break, her dream wedding, her dream LOVER and… she has notes for Jessi. It’s a CLUB BANGER of an episode, turn up the Pitbull and ENJOY!Phone Jessi ANYTIME and leave a message at 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessi’s FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH (and Olympic Medalist, World Champion Figure Skater) Elvis Stojko takes her call to talk pleather pants, hate faxes, Tanya Harding and getting bras, panties and marriage proposals on ice- and not all from Jessi!Plus, Harry Styles is a bad kisser, Gwyneth Paltrow is a great defendant and Shawn Mendes has fashion tips that nobody asked for! If that’s not enough boy news for one episode, Jessi throws in Zayn, Liam Payne, and AJ Mclean, because she can. Throw on a $600 beige turtleneck and enjoy! Don’t forget to Leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our most NYFK (Not Safe For Kids) episode YET! Jessi phones iconic duo Cat & Nat to find out if she is doing SEX and MARRIAGE ALL WRONG. (spoiler alert: she might be). PLUS! They answer our listeners’ deeply personal questions about sex- How often should you be having it? Is it OK if you’re NOT having it? What should you do WHILE having it? NOTHING is off limits and Cat & Nat DO NOT HOLD BACK (consider this a warning).Plus! Gwyneth Paltrow’s diet is not as dangerous as Jessi’s, Zendaya’s stylist is throwing a temper tantrum and Taylor Swift is STAGE DIVING into the conversation. Oh- and are you hotter than your partner? Jessi’s husband Evan makes his Phone A Friend DEBUT to rate his wife. What could go wrong?PSST… leave me a VOICEMAIL, ANYTIME about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessi was not invited to the Academy Awards (RUDE) but writer/comedian/Oscars savant Louis Virtel WAS, so she’s calling him to find out EVERYTHING that went down behind the scenes. As a writer for Jimmy Kimmel, Louis tells Jessi how many jokes were written about The Slap, why Rihanna changed Jimmy’s entire monologue and who was the most intimidating backstage. Then Jessi ranks her best and worst dressed and takes a controversial stance in the Ashley Graham vs Hugh Grant interview debacle. Plus! Lindsey Lohan gets pregnant, Avril Lavigne gets flashed and Paris Hilton gets personal. It’s a COCOMELON of an episode so place a feather on your nipples and enjoy!As always LEAVE JESSI A MESSAGE anytime, from anywhere at: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessi’s teenage dreams come true with the FOUNDING FATHER OF *NSYNC Chris Kirkpatrick!!!! And she ASKS HIM EVERYTHING she’s been desperate to know for 28 years.  Did he hook up with fans? Would he have hooked up with JESSI? What does he think of Britney Spears? Is Justin the reason the band broke up? What’s up with the dreadlocks? NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS until they say Bye Bye Bye. Plus! Chris Rock is pulling NO punches (get it?) talking about The SLAP and Meghan Markle in his new Netflix special, Joe Biden is making Jessi hungry and BLIPPI did something that will leave you SHOOK. Snap in your butterfly clips for a truly iconic episode of Phone A Friend!Leave Jessi A Message (ask a question, ask for advice, or just say HI): 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Jessi PHONES A TWEEN to help her understand why Selena Gomez is feuding with Hailey Bieber. Our tween unpacks all the eyebrow-related DRAMA then tells Jessi WHAT’S THE HOT SH*T in Tween! And do you think our tween knows what a “Cassette” a “Pager” or a “Chris Kirkpatrick” is? (spoiler alert: NO. SHE ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT. but you’ll love to hear her guess…)Plus! Michael B Jordan is NUDE! Shakira is PISSED! And Jessi’s kid saw COCAINE BEAR?! This episode will SEND YOU (the tween made me say it).  Leave Jessi A Message about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CALLING ALL THIRSTY MOMS! There is a HOT WIGGLE (yes, one of the members of Australian Children’s Group ‘The Wiggles’ is SMOKING. HOT) and because Jessi is the global ambassador for thirsty moms, she tracked down all six of his abs in Australia to PHONE HIM.  (Turns out he’s even hotter when you get to know him on the INSIDE. Who knew!?) Plus! HUGE news in the world of Penis! A celebrity bridezilla is EXPOSED! Tiger Woods is embarrassing! And ANGELA BASSET DID THE THING. (listen to this ep and you will not stop saying this). As always, LEAVE ME A MESSAGE and ASK ME ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dan Levy is BACK and this week he tells Jessi why he hates her kids (ok, not HER kids, just… ALL KIDS). He also talks candidly about fame, paparazzi and a time he felt like his privacy was violated in a pretty gross way. Oh! and Jessi forces Dan to reveal the most FAMOUS PERSON IN HIS PHONE …and his answer is MAJOR. But that’s not all- Jessi breaks down Rihanna’s Pregnancy Reveal (I mean “The Superbowl”') Chris Evan’s new girlfriend, Barney’s new face, Audrina’s farts AND she shares too INTIMATE details about her Valentines Day. 🔥🔥🔥 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the first time in over 10 years, DAN LEVY and JESSI CRUICKSHANK REUNITE! (NAME A MORE ICONIC CANADIAN DUO, WE’LL WAIT.) On this festive premier episode of Phone A Friend, The After Show co-hosts talk about EVERYTHING from behind-the-scenes struggles at MTV to the highs and lows of SCHITTS CREEK to DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTIONS ABOUT DAN’S LOVE LIFE (because they’ve been friends for so long, Jessi can pretty much ask him ANYTHING). Plus! Jessi takes on the Grammys (ok mostly Harry’s jumpsuit and Ben Affleck’s cheekbones) , searches for Tom Brady Nudes and single handedly stops Heidi Montag from being canceled. She answers YOUR most burning question about The Hills and hopes Spencer Pratt isn’t listening. BUT WE’RE SO HAPPY YOU’RE LISTENING! This is gonna be fun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why is Jessi in her underpants? This trailer will not explain that, but it will explain the show! Listen and Subscribe (or just subscribe, you know it's gonna be good). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.