Our new friend, Rachael VanLandingham is just here for the vibes in this episode featuring funny freeway signs, stolen cups, and sexy Jesus.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're setting fire to all the good will we've built in this episode featuring The Penguin Bandit, the Cybertruck's frunk, and a Goodwill in need of donations.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.  

It's tee time and we've got stories about a flamin' hot work environment, an allegedly old dog, and a woman's patchwork family in this (somewhat) golf-themed episode!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's just us husky gentlemen runnin' like clydesdales in this episode featuring an exploding toilet, an expensive envelope, and a stolen car that gets stolen!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Maybe it's the hundies in our undies, but we're walkin' funny on this episode featuring a money-hungry dog, an after-school Satanic club, and emergency Eeyore.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're trying to get rid of those extra pounds this year, but it's tough with stolen Dr. Pepper syrup, French Krispy Kreme, and Doritos liquor tempting us at every turn!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our first new episode of the new year and we've got unlimited shrimp, discount thieves, and a fake country! Don't fill up on biscuits!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

This week, we dip into the archive for some classic One Two Three Jokes! Fresh of off our 300th episode, we call upon our good friend, Reuben Gonzalez to help us kick off another hundred with dildo shoes, Golden Girls food, and the titular cocaine-addicted sewer monkeys (September 2022).   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Christmas is over, but we're still wrapping things up! As 2023 comes to a close, we take a look back at the year that was and with the help of a psychic chicken's eggs, we look ahead to what 2024 has in store for us... Can we be honest with you? This episode is mainly for us. We want you to listen, of course! But if you're a first-timer, you might be better served listening to a previous episode before this one. Just a suggestion!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Ho ho ho! Merry podcast! It's a (mostly) holiday-themed episode featuring contaminated chicken nuggets, what to to tell kids at Christmas, and a runaway Roomba.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The team is back to full strength and we're ready for Regionals in this athletic episode featuring a stranded linebacker, an intimate encounter with a golf ball, and post-game baptisms!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The Krafts are back for this episode featuring a non-violent Homer, Neil deGrasse Tyson's brush with stripping, and renting a hitman online.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

10 years and counting! We begin a new decade of podcasting by having our good friend and former judge, Aaron Kraft join us to hand out some of his trademark criticism. Not only that, but Babette Kraft gets roped into working for us in this episode featuring used sex toys, randy crocodiles, and the Booty Patrol.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Lock the door because it's gonna get a little kooky! Ricardo and Jeremy battle head-to-head in this episode featuring a man in a penis costume, Taco Bell's fight for our right to Taco Tuesday, and another one of Elon Musk's great ideas.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Down two cast members, but the party is still going on this episode featuring a die and dasher, not your mama's Winnie the Pooh, and female frogs not feeling froggy... Hm... Feeling tired all of a sudden.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Alexis McKenzey is back for more in this episode featuring a scantily clad daddy, a probably haunted house, and a lying poker player.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Happy Halloween! Boy, have we got a treat for you in this episode featuring gross masks, a haunted painting, and a man who went too far with his Halloween decorations. All that AND we run into our old friend, Count Chocula!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We are joined by the very funny Alexis McKenzey and a bunch of rubber ducks in this episode featuring a hands-on sex therapist, vomit fees, and reasons the Amish shun.   Go see Alexis perform live at the Tucson Comedy Arts Festival on November 3rd! Tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Amanda and Ricardo are dishin' out points in this double-judge episode featuring dog consent (for photos, you sicko!), missing camouflage, and Russian tank tech support.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's been a week, but our good friend, Eric Hughes is still with us here in the apartment to joke about the Toy Hall of Fame, a missing fighter jet, and a blank canvas.   Be sure to follow Eric on Instagram and check out his record label, which will be taking part in Flamingofest in Los Angeles, CA on November 4th and 5th!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Eric Hughes finally returns in this episode featuring prison cuisine, granny pods, and a misunderstood yoga class. Man, I would kill for some jack snails right now...   Go see Eric performing live on October 10th in Phoenix at The House of Comedy! Tickets HERE.   And be sure to follow Eric on Instagram and check out his record label!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Adam Daley joins really comes out of his shell in this episode featuring a filthy rich asteroid, made up comedians from Canada, and the risks of kissin' your turtle.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Returning guest, Adam Daley ate, prayed, and loved in the last few weeks and he lived to tell us the tale. He also tells us his jokes in this episode featuring a crappy flight, expensivo Italiano, and a rare wedding proposal at a funeral.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The Riddler is back and boy is he judgy. He questions our jokes in this episode featuring a spider bite with some arousing side effects, Eggo's Brunch in a Jar, and the Psychology of Taylor Swift.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're blinding you with science... because you won't be able to see any of it. But don't fret! We're gonna tell you everything that's happening in this episode featuring a "?" in space, the Russians hitting the moon, and Pink Floyd's effect on the brain.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's game time on this episode featuring a misgendered gorilla, the search for a "Chief UNO Player", and a vegan's strategy to deal with head lice!   Be sure to catch our very own Amanda Kehrberg on the Barflies show on August 30th at Valley Bar in Phoenix, AZ! Tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We've got a special guest on today's episode by the name of... Spider-Head? No, wait. Spider-Man. Yes, that's it. Spider-Man. Anyway, in this episode, that friendly neighborhood spider-like guy takes a swing at telling jokes about a manly bear in China, a boy's plan to become a hero, and the lighter side of A.I.   Be sure to catch our very own Amanda Kehrberg on the Barflies show on August 30th at Valley Bar in Phoenix, AZ! Tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Amanda Kehrberg is back and this time, she's back for good! That's right, Amanda will be joining the cast as our new resident judge! She has a tall task ahead of her on this episode featuring an old iPhone, a lot of dogs, and the health benefits of sitcoms.   Be sure to catch Amanda on the Barflies show on August 30th at Valley Bar in Phoenix, AZ! Tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We step on the gas with our good friend, Amanda Kehrberg, in this episode featuring hair in the walls, phubbing, and a loud fart at an RFK Jr. press dinner.   Be sure to catch Amanda on the Barflies show on August 30th at Valley Bar in Phoenix, AZ! Tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's a game of half-inches in this episode featuring stories about Pennsylvania's state song, showing videos to gorillas, and an unwanted guest at a hotel.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Happy Birthday, Bob! What more could a middle-aged man want than stories about a plane for 1, a lot of pencils, and the entire country of South Korea getting younger?   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Film critic and funny man, Matthew Robinson joins us in this episode featuring a jailhouse record label, a couple who beards together, and Ken's big... house. Plus, our good friend, Patrick is back to judge the proceedings. It's like a Malibu dream...   Check out Matt's movie reviews HERE!   And don't forget to check out Patrick's band, Cheers to the Outside!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Patrick Belling finally returns with a new band and new jokes about Maury's next venture, post-concert amnesia, and the troubles of an old seaman.   Check out Patrick's band, Cheers to the Outside!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We really find our groove in this episode featuring the undead, getting laid at a funeral, and pizza on layaway. And it's all thanks to our good friend, the abacus... Oh, and Amanda Kehrberg is our guest.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Amanda Kehrberg returns to make jokes about a potential chocolate milk ban, a virgin crocodile birth, and learning to smile again. This episode brought to you by Off Pudding™.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're riffin' to the limit in this episode featuring a dumb official, mushroom caskets, and a school for sale... NOT!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Wine and lollipops, Star Wars spoilers, Jesus graffiti... There's a lot to get to in this episode, so let's gooooo!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Matt Weir slips into this episode featuring a penis iceberg, an orchestral climax, and being single like Jesus.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Technology is supposed to make our lives easier, but that's not exactly the case in this episode featuring a nude landlord, Tom Hanks' thoughts on A.I., and tennis vs. pickleball.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Hey, campers! We've got a great new episode for you, featuring stories about a vampire straw, a throuple with a doll, and a competition in New Zealand that the kids'll love. Pack your toiletry totes and have a listen!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The multifaceted Michael Margetis joins us to joke about deer on meth, a boy in a claw machine, and an Amazon delivery guy going the extra mile. The Chuckler liked this one.   Be sure to check out Margetis Movie Reviews and Pizza Party!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.  

That goddamned Adam Daley is back and judgier than ever in this episode featuring 2 vaginas, digital twins, and a man allergic to his girlfriend.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our new friend, Adam joins our army of dads in this episode featuring a big spoon, a mammoth meatball, and LEGO heads out the butt.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

There's a certain type of "energy" to this episode featuring sperm counts, an automated McDonald's, and going topless at German pools.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's not often that we cry on air. Usually we cry after the show when we're alone in the car... But in this episode featuring stories about catching your cheating partner, dead dogs, and dead humans being robbed, we let it all out. Well, Carly does anyway. The rest of the cast just makes fun of her for it.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

This one is a day late and a Robert short, but it's alright because we have Colten Lima joining us once again! He sits in the judge's seat in this episode featuring a li'l umpire, a live dead man, and a new scent from WD-40. By the way, did you catch the Oscars next year?   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Colten Lima fills in for Bob in this episode featuring a lone cheerleader, a lucky throuple, and an ambitious wedding DJ.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Matt Weir joins us once again to judge our hairy asses in this episode featuring cocaine on the water, hair sponges, and a mummified mermaid.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

You can see our good friend, Matt Weir perform live on Saturday, March 25th at 9 PM at the Throne Brewing Company! But before that, he joins us to talk about an undercover coach, A.I. gone awry, and a man-faced stink bug.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.