You can’t say anything any more - and here to prove it is Harriet Langley-Swindon, with a round of all the best bits of her weekly radio show on a national network that can’t be named for legal reasons. Absolutely Non-Censored [subs please check capitalisation and hyphen] from beginning to end, with all the rubbish edited out. Each week, Harriet will chat through the segments with producer Martin, and we’ll be getting a Hot & Spicy Take Of The Week from resident comedian Eshaan Akbar who was hired because he was funny and not any other reason. NonCensored is created by award-winning comedians Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy & Eshaan Akbar.
81. AI Karl Marx Will Make You Use Pronouns
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by "Jeremy", a member of the Woke Elite who is breaking his silence to confirm everything Liz Truss and Jacob Rees-Mogg said about him at the Popular Conservatism Conference. They are also joined by our Royal Correspondent, Nicola Witchell, who talks about the science behind Sir King Prince Charles's cancer diagnosis. We also have Eshaan Akbar for his regular Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week - but this week, it's balanced out by Sir Keir Starmer's Mild and Creamy Takeaway.
Thanks to Paul Rangecroft and LindaW for signing up to our Patreon this week. They're getting ad-free episodes, exclusive videos, bonus podcasts and other things, and you can join them and help us get to a point where we can pay our guests by going to patreon.com/NonCensored and lapping up all that delicious extra content. This week, there's a The Rest Is NonCensored bonus podcast for top-tier Patreons, and full videos of the segments.
Keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Josh Berry (@JoshBerryComedy), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) and Joz Norris (@JozNorris) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
You can get tickets to see Josh on tour with his show, Sexual Politics, here.
Sooz is on Instagram, with a mix of funny stuff, musical stuff, and funny musical stuff.
Joz made an excellent short film called Dog House, which you can watch here.
The entire first series of Sound Heap, which Ed produces, is now available to listen to on Maximum Fun, ahead of series two, which starts on the 19th February.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
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2/9/2024 • 46 minutes, 13 seconds
Patreon Announcement
NonCensored will return next week with a brand new episode, but ahead of that, here are Harriet Langley-Swindon and Rosie Holt to announce our Patreon.
We would dearly love to be able to pay our brilliant guests for their time, and we will be making EXCLUSIVE bonus content for those of you who can support us in doing that.
Find us at Patreon.com/NonCensored and thank you in advance if you can help us out.
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1/6/2024 • 4 minutes, 24 seconds
70: Thank God We're Not A Comedy Podcast!
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are grateful that this is a serious news podcast, because imagine if it was a topical comedy show, and they had to write jokes about what's going on in the world? Instead, they put on a live show to be just as serious as ever, in the company of regular guest Eshaan Akbar, MP (and possible future Prime Minister...?) Liz Truss, and Doctor Professor Jordan B. Peterson. Between them, they cover issues like Liz's alternative budget, Jordan's alternative university, and Eshaan's alternative career.
You can email the team at noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com; we've got a Time For Questions episode recorded for next week, but we're going to do one more before the end of the year, so get those questions coming in.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Susan Harrison (@SueHarrison123), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
You can hear Susan's podcast, Hayley & Ruth: Two Stars, here.
You can hear Will's podcast, Legitimate Likes, here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). This episode was recorded by Emma Corsham, at the Museum of Comedy, and thanks to Dave, Becky and the rest of the team there for having us.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
10/20/2023 • 43 minutes, 17 seconds
69: Make Willies Boring Again
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Leader of the Opposition Sir Keir Starmer, who tells us why he's got no policies except wanting to "make willies boring again"; we also replay the moment when the radio show cut live to entertainment reporter Henny Ffairground in Tel Aviv for some serious breaking news; and Eshaan Akbar gave us a milder-than-usual Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week, which still had a little bit of a kick (think: dhansak), about who celebrities are telling us they're standing with.
Tickets to see us live! We are recording another live episode at the Museum of Comedy in London on Wednesday the 18th October. Tickets are £10.50 and can be bought at https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873639212. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Nadine Dorries and Jordan Petersen will be joining us.
If you have a question for Nadine or Jordan, then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Even if we don't use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Esyllt Sears (@EsylltMair) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Joz has a Substack about the creative process, which you can read here.
Esyllt does a podcast about the gap between Gen X and Millennials called The Xennial Dome, which you can hear here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
10/13/2023 • 37 minutes, 33 seconds
68: Stand Up And Fight (A Yeti)
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are at the Conservative Party Conference in Manchester - thanks to CCHQ for the accreditation! - and they have a robustdebate with activist Phalyida Pritchard-Biltong and sitting MP Hugh Brisket. We also have Eshaan Akbar's reflections on Suella Braverman's "wig-lifter" of a speech in his Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week.
Tickets to see us live! We are recording another live episode at the Museum of Comedy in London on Wednesday the 18th October. Tickets are £10.50 and can be bought at https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873639212. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Nadine Dorries and Jordan Petersen will be joining us.
If you have a question for Nadine or Jordan, then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Even if we don't use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Rob Gilroy (@RobGilroy), and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Sooz does a podcast called Mystery On The Rocks, which you can hear here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
10/6/2023 • 34 minutes, 35 seconds
67: Martin Branning Speaks!
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Martin Branning, a TV news presenter who was suspended this week for comments made on his programme. He comes to explain how seriously he takes these allegations which he probably wasn't even there for. We also have Eshaan Akbar back from his wellness retreat in North Wales, and he's got a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about Suella Braverman's recent speech in America. And finally we hear from our transport correspondent Reg Varney, who talks us through the recent developments in HS2 as if anyone cares.
Tickets to see us live! We are recording another live episode at the Museum of Comedy in London on Wednesday the 18th October. Tickets are £10.50 and can be bought at https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873639212. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Nadine Dorries and Jordan Petersen will be joining us, and Eshaan Akbar will be back from suspension.
If you have a question for Nadine, Jordan or Eshaan then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Even if we don't use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), John Robertson (@Robbotron), Gareth Gwynn (@garethgwynn), and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
John Robertson's live dates are here.
You can hear Gareth's podcast, The Xennial Dome, here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
9/28/2023 • 33 minutes, 57 seconds
66: Time For Questions Five - Live!
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week we're playing you a Time For Questions episode we recorded two weeks ago, when Harriet and Producer Martin were LIVE at the 2023 London Podcast Festival at King's Place. They were joined by a brilliant panel - there was Sir Keir Starmer, Suella Braverman, and the Reverend Gerry Berrie, from the Very Very Christian Church of England. They took questions on asylum seekers, proud boys, and working-class children, and why all food should be biege.
Tickets to see us live! Again! We are recording another live episode at the Museum of Comedy in London on Wednesday the 18th October. Tickets are £10.50 and can be bought at https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873639212. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Nadine Dorries and Jordan Petersen will be joining us, and Eshaan Akbar will be back from suspension.
If you have a question for Nadine, Jordan or Eshaan then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Even if we don't use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Bilal Zafar (@Zafarcakes) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
You can hear Athena's podcast, Keeping Athena Company, here.
Ticket's to Joz's next show, Joz Norris Is Your Private Dancer (A Dancer For Money), are available here:
You can listen to Bilal's podcast, Got A Problem, Mate?, here.
Photograph by Viktor Erik Emanuel/Kings Place of the London Podcast Festival. Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
9/22/2023 • 34 minutes, 7 seconds
65: Can The Poor Hear Us?
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Hector Bridges from the campaign group Reclaim Culture UK, to talk about his distressing experience at the Last Night of the Proms, where he was brutally attacked by seeing some European flags being waved. We also speak to Dr Peter Hilton, whose letter to the Times about how women in medicine should just "get over" any sexual harassment caused quite the stir on social media; he debates the issue with opinion columnist Caroline Voxman and proves that he's not just a pretty face! And finally we hear from Australian businessman Tim Gurner, who apologises for his comments about how more people need to lose their jobs and also explains why he's right about more people needing to lose their jobs.
Tickets to see us live! We are recording another live episode at the Museum of Comedy in London on Wednesday the 18th October. Tickets are £10.50 and can be bought at https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873639212. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Nadine Dorries and Jordan Petersen will be joining us, and Eshaan Akbar will be back from suspension.
If you have a question for Nadine, Jordan or Eshaan then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Even if we don't use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Marcus Brigstocke (@marcusbrig), Davina Bentley (@DavinaBentley), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag), and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
You can watch Davina's sketches on her Instagram page.
You can hear Will's podcast, Legitimate Likes, here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
9/15/2023 • 38 minutes, 47 seconds
64: NonCensored Live At The London Podcast Festival 2023
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin were LIVE at the 2023 London Podcast Festival at King's Place, and they were joined by a brilliant panel - there was Sir Keir Starmer, who talked us through his recent reshuffle; Home Secretary Suella Braverman, who explained why she was going to lock up lawyers who sneak human rights to immigrants; and we were joined once again by the Reverend Gerry Berrie, from the Very Very Christian Church of England, who offered some Christian moral perspective and also advocated for the death penalty.
Tickets to see us live! Again! We are recording another live episode at the Museum of Comedy in London on Wednesday the 18th October. Tickets are £10.50 and can be bought at https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873639212. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Nadine Dorries and Jordan Petersen will be joining us, and Eshaan Akbar will be back from suspension.
If you have a question for Nadine, Jordan or Eshaan then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Even if we don't use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Bilal Zafar (@Zafarcakes) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
You can hear Athena's podcast, Keeping Athena Company, here.
Ticket's to Joz's next show, Joz Norris Is Your Private Dancer (A Dancer For Money), are available here:
You can listen to Bilal's podcast, Got A Problem, Mate?, here.
Photograph by Zoë Jeyes (@zozrat) of the London Podcast Festival. Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
9/8/2023 • 46 minutes, 28 seconds
63: The Walking Nad
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Nadine Dorries, the finally former MP for somewhere in England, to talk us through her explosive resignation letter and more Walking Dead canon than we were expecting. We also hear from our Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell about the King Prince Charles's plan to rehabilitate Prince Andrew, with more contributions from The Spririt Of Diana. Also, in Eshaan Akbar's absence, we hear Producer Martin's Mild & Creamy Takeaway of the Week, about why maybe national service is more complicated than some people might think.
Tickets to see us live! We are recording a live episode at King's Place as part of the London Podcast Festival on Thursday the 7th September at 7.30pm. Tickets are £12.50 and can be bought at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/london-podcast-festival/. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Suella Braverman and Sir Keir Starmer will be joining us, as will the Reverend Gerry Berrie, from the Very Free Church of England, whose views on modern morality always get the wokies in a tizzy!
If you have a question for the live show Suella, Keir or Gerry - or Harriet or Martin - then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Even if we don't use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
You can watch Sooz stream her Edinburgh show, Y2K Woman, on Twitch at 8pm on Friday 1st September.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
9/1/2023 • 32 minutes, 9 seconds
62: The Brown Supremacy
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
Harriet and Producer Martin are still at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, but this week they are rejoined by Eshaan Akbar - and after a few weeks off, we couldn't resist playing you clips of all his appearances on the daily radio show - which, as you all know, is a real thing - from the last week.
First up, we get his "Hot & Spicy" take on the obvious winner of the Republican Presidential primary debate, and why he will take over the world; then, it's time for Is It Woke?, out long-running segment that obviously has a lot of admirers at the Daily Mail - cough "WokeWatch" cough - as Harriet asks, "Comedy awards - are they woke?"; and finally, there was time for an ApologyWatch, where Eshaan, Martin and Harriet discussed the apology issued by the head of the Spanish FA for kissing one of the players, and find a reasonable solution to the whole thing.
Tickets to see us live! We are recording a live episode at King's Place as part of the London Podcast Festival on Thursday the 7th September at 7.30pm. Tickets are £12.50 and can be bought at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/london-podcast-festival/. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Suella Braverman and Sir Keir Starmer will be joining us, as will the Reverend Gerry Berrie, from the Very Free Church of England, whose views on modern morality always get the wokies in a tizzy!
If you have a question for the live show Suella, Keir or Gerry - or Harriet or Martin - then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com and we'll give our two favourite questions two free tickets each to the live show on the 7th. This decision will be made on Wednesday 30th September, so get your questions in before then.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Eshaan's other podcast, Shame Is Delicious, can be heard here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
8/25/2023 • 32 minutes, 24 seconds
61: Just One Question For The Rt. Hon. Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey MP
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are still at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, and the show is once again one long, in-depth interview, where the guest is given more space than would be normally allowed in broadcast media - an innovative new format that has already spawned a number of imitators.
Our second guest is the Cabinet Minister the Rt. Hon. Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey MP. He talks about his personal political philosophy, sharing a Fringe show with the comedian Matt Green, why all children are born Conservative, and his leadership ambitions for the future. But before all that, he explains why Rishi Sunak isn't a robot.
Tickets to see us live! We are recording a live episode at King's Place as part of the London Podcast Festival on Thursday the 7th September at 7.30pm. Tickets are £12.50 and can be bought at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/london-podcast-festival/. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Suella Braverman and Sir Keir Starmer will be joining us, so it's sure to be an exciting evening.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, or any kind of feedback, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. And if you have a question for the live show for Suella or Keir - or Harriet or Martin - then send them in and we'll give our two favourite questions two free tickets each to the live show on the 7th.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets to Matt Green's tour show, That Guy, are available here.
Eshaan's other podcast, Shame Is Delicious, can be heard here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
8/18/2023 • 39 minutes, 18 seconds
60: Just One Question For Nadine Dorries
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are still at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, but to shake things up a bit - and because Martin forgot to book any other guests - this week the show is one long, in-depth interview, where the guest is given more space than would be normally allowed in broadcast media. We think this innovative new style of political interview podcast is sure to take off - don't be surprised if you see some imitators!
Our first - and possibly last, depends on how well this does, numbers-wise - guest is the former Secretary of Culture And Media State Sport and current theoretical MP for somewhere, Nadine Dorries. She talks about her personal political philosophy, writing books pangiraffe by pangiraffe, and her plans to get into the Lords, and she and Harriet also come up with a plan to open the first right-wing comedy club in Britain.
Tickets to see us live! We are recording a live episode at King's Place as part of the London Podcast Festival on Thursday the 7th September at 7.30pm. Tickets are £12.50 and can be bought at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/london-podcast-festival/. We are delighted to be able to announce that Sir Keir Starmer will be one of our guests, so it's sure to be an exciting evening.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, or any kind of feedback, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Sooz's show, Y2k Woman, are available here.
Eshaan's other podcast, Shame Is Delicious, can be heard here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
8/11/2023 • 31 minutes, 9 seconds
59: Freedom Of Listening
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin speak to friend of the show and one of Donald Trump's current attorneys, Chip Randy Junior III, about the horrific witch-hunt that continues to be perpetrated against the People's President, and why Freedom Of Listening is just as important as Freedom of Speech. Also, Martin interviews Rosie Holt MP and director Dan Clarkson about their show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, That's Politainment!, which also happens to co-star Harriet Langley-Swindon.
Finally, we're treating you to the feature on Free Speech at the Fringe that we made last year, because if Freedom Of Speech means anything, it means the freedom to repeat yourself, and the freedom to repeat yourself.
Tickets to see us live! We are recording a live episode at King's Place as part of the London Podcast Festival on Thursday the 7th September at 7.30pm. Tickets are £12.50 and can be bought at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/london-podcast-festival/
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, or any kind of feedback, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Paul Dunphy (@mrpauldunphy), Dan Clarkson (@Daniel_Veronica) and Ed Morrish.
Thanks as well to the contributors to the feature we repeated - Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Davina Bentley (@DavinaBentley), Ben Target (@BenTarget) and Katie Pritchard (@katiepritchards).
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Paul Dunphy makes videos with Larry Budd as Larry & Paul, which you can see here.
Eshaan's podcast, Shame Is Delicious, can be heard here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
8/4/2023 • 53 minutes, 25 seconds
58: Time 4 Questions (The Fourth Time For Questions Episode)
It's another chance to answer YOUR questions, as Harriet, Martin and Eshaan switch the filters off the email, delete the requests for feet, and tackle the burning issues that you, the people care about, such as:
Will Harriet run for Parliament?
Why are the pollsters all lying?
Why did you think crowdsourcing an erotic novel about Donald Trump was a good idea?
And many* more.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
*Some.
7/28/2023 • 27 minutes, 2 seconds
57: Hashtag Bring Back Smog
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin speak to leader of the opposition Sir Keir Starmer, about the pledges he's kept the pledges he's broken, and why you should let him be your babysitter; the newly-selected Conservative candidate for London Mayor, Susan Hall, stops by to explain why The Lady Is Not For Lezzing; and after he gave his views on Huw Edwards last week, Eshaan Akbar returns to give a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of The Week on Dan Wootton.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, or a contribution to our crowdsourced erotic Donald Trump novel set in the steamy world of golf, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Margaret Cabourn-Smith (@CrushedbyMCS) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Eshaan's podcast, Shame Is Delicious, can be heard here.
Margaret's podcast, Curshed By Margaret Cabourn-Smith, can be heard here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
7/21/2023 • 35 minutes, 1 second
56: Pork Me Up
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Eshaan Akbar for his take on the controversy surrounding the Sun's journalism this week. They are also joined by the MP for South West Norfolk, Liz Truss, who explains how she would fix the economy if she ever became Prime Minister, and by the MP for Mid Bedfordshire, Nadine Dorries, who talks about her new book because it's not like she can talk about anything that's been going on in Parliament; she's not been there in ages!
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, or a contribution to our crowdsourced erotic Donald Trump novel set in the steamy world of golf, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets to Sooz's show, Y2K Woman, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
7/14/2023 • 33 minutes, 25 seconds
55: Don't Walk Away While We're Talking To You
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to social media founder Vanelope Croxx about how important it is for some people to be able to speak freely, and which new apps are the best for shouting at people whoa re wrong, and to Charlie Building, a spokesperson for the new challenger bank Chomp, about whether he'd let Nigel Farage open an account (the answer seems mainly to do with whether Nigel is an early riser). And of course we have Eshaan Akbar reflecting on 75 years of the NHS and whether it's time to put it out of its misery.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, or a contribution to our crowdsourced erotic Donald Trump novel set in the steamy world of golf, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Bethany Black (bethanyblack.bsky.social), David Reed (@MrDavidReed) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets to Beth's tour, Always Bet On Beth, are available here.
You can listen to David's podcast, Inside The Comedian, here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
7/7/2023 • 36 minutes, 13 seconds
54: Deportation, Hydration & Education
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin play you back the moment that Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar broke the news that the government's plan to deport asylum seekers to Rwanda was unlawful. They're also joined by two guests who've been on the show before - the Head of Central South Thames Water, Douglas Brown, who explains exactly how well the water industry has been doing since he was last on, and by the World's Strictest Headteacher Caitlin Babblingbrook, who talks aboput all the behaviours she's banned at her Michaelangelo School.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, or a contribution to our crowdsourced erotic Donald Trump novel set in the steamy world of golf, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Oliver Izod (@oliverizod), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets to Oliver's Edinburgh show, with his group Bowjangles, are available here.
Tickets to Sooz's Edinburgh show, Y2K Woman, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
6/30/2023 • 35 minutes, 5 seconds
53: Debate Us, You Cowards
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the two people at the centre of the week's news - the couple filmed dancing at the 2020 Conservative HQ Christmas party. You'll also hear a devastating phone call from an ordinary member of the public about how the inflation crisis is affecting his work, and Eshaan Akbar joins us for a debate about debates. And if you don't like that, well why don't we take things outside?
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, or a contribution to our crowdsourced erotic Donald Trump novel set in the steamy world of golf, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Jack Barry (@iamjackbarry), Annie McGrath (@AnnieMcTweet), Alex Kealey (@alexkealy) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets to Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Tickets to Jack's show, Don't Happy Be Worry, are available here.
You can hear Annie's podcast, Secret Artists, here.
You can hear Alex's podcast, Gig Pigs, here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
6/23/2023 • 35 minutes, 6 seconds
52: Lord & Not Lady
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined exclusively by Boris Johnson, who talks about his recent ejection from Parliament in as much detail as he can. They are also joined for reaction to the news by two people who were on the People's Prime Minister's Resignation Honours list, Ben Houchen, who is about to become a Lord, and Nadine Dorries, who isn't. Finally, they are joined by Eshaan Akbar for an impromptu ApologyWatch, and a quick tutorial in Beyoncénomics.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Luke Kempner (@LukeKempner), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets to Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Tickets to Luke's show, Gritty Police Drama: A One-Man Musical, are available here.
Tickets to Sooz's show, Y2K Woman, are available here.
Tom's podcast, A Wheezing Groaning Sound, can be heard here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
6/16/2023 • 37 minutes, 1 second
51: Any Hole's A Goal
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk about President Trump's indictments in a PODCAST EXCLUSIVE. They're also joined by our entertainment correspondent Henny Ffairground to discuss how, sometimes, broadcasters aren't as nice as they come across; and legal expert Jeremy Bwoorp came along to wang on about the covid enquiry instead of anything that actually matters.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Esyllt Sears (@EsylltMair), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Esyllt Sears's podcast, The Xennial Dome, can be heard here.
Will Sebag-Montefiore's podcast, Legitimate Likes, can be heard here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
6/9/2023 • 31 minutes, 57 seconds
50: Time For Questions 3 (Contains More Than Three Questions)
This week it's another Time For Questions episode, where Harriet is joined by Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar to answer YOUR questions. Keep them coming to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
This week we answer such burning questions as
Should we bomb the UK to bring back the Blitz spirit?
What could Labour do to win Harriet's support?
What's the most Woke thing you've ever done?
And many* more.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
*Some.
6/2/2023 • 31 minutes, 34 seconds
49: Mrs Blobby
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the world's greatest lawyer, Suella Braverman, who explains why the woke blob have come after her, and Eshaan Akbar stops by for a social media-based ApologyWatch. We also have a fair and balanced debate over the witch hunt against the people's Prime Minister.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
5/26/2023 • 31 minutes, 36 seconds
48: Don't Be Stupid, Be A Smarty, Come And Join The Nat-C Party
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin present some of the best bits from their comprehensive coverage of the National Conservatism Conference which took place in London this week. They talk heritage and pride with historian Professor Dougal Moogal; discipline and order with headmistress Caitlin Babblingbrook; and Eshaan Akbar wraps things up with his slightly confused Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Conference.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Oliver Izod (@OliverIzod), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Tickets for Sooz Kempner's show, PlayStation, including her show at the Leicester Square Theatre on the 25th May, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
5/19/2023 • 32 minutes, 19 seconds
47: We Regret Nothing
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Metropolitan Police spokesman Ian Cityman, who explains why some of the policing at the coronation might have seemed overzealous and, given the Met's official expression of regret over that, Eshaan Akbar introduces another edition of ApologyWatch. There's also former local councillor for Pigbury District in Bolton, Margaret Nutter, explaining why the Conservatives did so well in last week's local elections, and a return to the show for President Trump's lawyer Chip Randy Jr. III, who explains why the New York court found the former President of Hearts so completely innocent, and takes on a new client live on air.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Paul Dunphy (@mrpauldunphy), Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Ticket's for Bethany Black's show, Always Bet On Beth, are available here.
Paul Dunphy's videos with Larry Budd as Larry & Paul are here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
5/12/2023 • 32 minutes, 1 second
46: The Coronation Special, With Special Guest The Spirit Of Princess Diana
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week it's a Coronation Special! Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell for an in-depth look at the new King, the ceremony, and the future of the monarchy, with the help of the spirit of Princess Diana, whom Nicola can channel perfectly; and Eshaan Akbar joins for a Coronation Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about how we can make the Royal Family Great Again.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Sook Kempner (@SoozUK) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Tickets for Sooz Kempner's show, PlayStation, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
5/5/2023 • 32 minutes, 56 seconds
45: The Racism Connoiseur And The Angry PE Teacher
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined Eshaan Akbar for the second instalment of ApologyWatch, where the public apologies of Meghan Trainor, Diane Abbott and Dominic Raab, plus the non-apology of Rishi Sunak, are ranked and rated. We also play clips from a fair and balanced debate on the 2024 US Presidential election, with the host of Oh My Pod, Congress, What Are You Like?! Rebecca Maddox, and Fox News's Tom Bantam.
If you have a question for Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell for next week's Coronation Special, or a general question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Sook Kempner (@SoozUK), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
4/28/2023 • 33 minutes, 49 seconds
44: Introducing ApologyWatch
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the SNP's new leader Humza Yousaf to discuss the first month as First Minister; Eshaan Akbar presents a new regular segment, ApologyWatch; and Fox News Senior Associate Legal Counsel Tom Bantam, explains why paying $787.5m means you - and democracy - have won.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
4/20/2023 • 34 minutes, 26 seconds
43: Do You Want To Listen To This? Rishi Sunak Doesn't.
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by master of disguise Sir Keir Starmer to account for his disgraceful smear campaign against the Prime Minister; Professor Godfrey Matthews talks about his new book, "The Shits That Call The Shots: Exposing The Liberal Elite Who Are Ruining Britain"; and Eshaan Akbar offers a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about the Dalai Lama being a big ol' weirdo.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Joz Norris (@joznorris), Marcus Brigstocke (@marcusbrig) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
4/14/2023 • 34 minutes, 27 seconds
42: Time For Questions... Again?
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week it's another Time For Questions episode, where Harriet is joined by Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar to answer YOUR questions. Keep them coming to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com, as there'll be another episode in a few weeks.
This week we answer such burning questions as
When will the BBC complete its rebrand?
Is Boris Johnson the best British politician of all time?
What do we bring to the table?
And many* more.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
4/6/2023 • 30 minutes, 52 seconds
41: Why Corbyn Had To Go
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Producer Martin is away, so Harriet has recruited social media firebrand Sofia Cormorant to be handle that side of things, and to chip in a few observations from the perspective of a young, working-class Northern woman who does NOT have the opinions you'd expect her to have! Unless you're one of her 200,000 twitter followers.
Harriet and Sofia speak to Labour MP for Camden West Jasper Bangles about why Jeremy Corbyn had to be removed from the Labour party, and what exciting new radical policies Sir Keir Starmer's Labour will be running on at the next election; Eshaan Akbar joins us for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about Grant Shapps' personal flying, and why Suella Braverman should take more drugs; and landlord David Ackackack gives his backing to the government's proposed anti-nuisance rules for tenants.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@Wsebag), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
3/31/2023 • 32 minutes, 59 seconds
40: The Queen's Ghost Backs Boris
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Producer Martin is away, so Harriet is joined by a stand-in producer doing Martin a favour: Sir Keir Starmer KC, whom you may recognise as the leader of the opposition.
Sir Keir does not take part in Harriet's exclusive interview with Boris Johnson, who reveals the very special support he received during his crucifixion by the privileges committee, as that would be a conflict of interest and unlike rival news outlets we do have standards. But he joins Harriet in talking to former Met Commissioner Dame Cressida Dick about the Casey Review, and to Eshaan Akbar, who has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about Gwyneth Paltrow.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Please listen to FeMANism, where male feminists Sam Martin and Jamie Hoggart go on a quest to usher in a new era of feminism, led by men. They'll be discussing the big issues, while also making feminism less annoying and more of a laugh.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Luke Kempner (@LukeKempner), Amy Hoggart (@amy_hoggart) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
3/24/2023 • 29 minutes, 39 seconds
39: Try Being Rich: A Budget Analysis
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by financial correspondent Eshaan Akbar, who talks through the main takeaways from this week's budget, as well as former Secretary of Digital Media State & Sport Nadine Dorries to explain how impartiality rules work in TV news.
We also have a bit of a treat, as we've included a clip of our weekly watchalong show Sports Saturday, where Harriet and a panel of non-WOKEflakes react in real time to sports events that we do not have the rights to. Last week, as anyone boycotting Match of the Day for being too woke will know, we had Producer Martin, commentator Mike Staple, and Nadine Dorries again, who demonstrates the sports knowledge that secured her the job of being in charge of sport.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Rob Gilroy (@RobGilroy) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
3/17/2023 • 33 minutes, 50 seconds
38: When Matt Hancock Met Isabel Oakeshott
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by an expert on the small boats crisis - the chairman of P&O Ferries, Peter Andrew O'Ferry. The also get both sides of the Matt Hancock/Isabel Oakeshott WhatsApp leak by inviting both Matt and Isabel on to give their sides of the story.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Alex Kealey (@alexkealy), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
3/10/2023 • 31 minutes, 32 seconds
37: Time For Questions!
NonCensored is usually a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out), but this week, it's a little bit different.
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar to go through the mailbag and answer YOUR questions.
What to do about the PC Police?
Should the show embrace Qanon?
What TV show would Nadhim Zahawi do best on?
...and more.
If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
3/3/2023 • 30 minutes, 29 seconds
36: You're Going To Hell
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the SNP leadership candidate Kate Forbes, who explains what she thinks about sex but not what she thinks about dragons; publisher Jasper Fenton explains the thinking behind editing Roald Dahl; and Eshaan Akbar returns to give a Hot & Spicy Take about Shamima Begum and other people whose citizenship should be reviewed.
We are still after questions for a monthly "Time For Questions" edition of this podcast - send a voicenote to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Margaret Cabourn-Smith (@MCabournSmith), Oliver Izod (@OliverIzod) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
2/24/2023 • 35 minutes, 36 seconds
35: Come To Ashfield And Fight Me
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the new Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party, Ashfield MP Lee Anderson, who Harriet has never met before; the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery takes an in-depth look at the new talent brought to the fore in Rishi's Reshuffle; and Eshaan Akbar returns to give a Hot & Spicy - or should that be a Holy & Spicy - Takeaway of the week.
We are still after questions for a monthly "Time For Questions" edition of this podcast - send a voicenote to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@WSebag), Bethany Black (@joznorris) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
2/10/2023 • 31 minutes, 32 seconds
34: The Professional Broadcast
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by actual "Presentician" Nadine Dorries, to talk about how guest-hosting this podcast launched her to TV stardom; Matt Hancock came to promote his book but ended up talking about charity and lawbreaking; and Eshaan Akbar returns to give a Hot & Spicy - or should that be a Heating & Spicy - Takeaway of the week.
We are still after questions for a monthly "Time For Questions" edition of this podcast - send a voicenote to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Alex Kealey (@alexkealy) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Tickets for Sooz Kempner's show, PlayStation, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
2/3/2023 • 32 minutes, 30 seconds
33: Clunk, Click, But Ethically
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by actual Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, who explains what he's already said and what he hasn't asked; Rishi's ethics adviser's ethics adviser Sir Stephen Stevens talks about dogs, and why we need people who can deal with large sums of money in government; and Facebook's Head of Global Affairs Sir Nick Clegg joins us live from the Metaverse to debate letting Donald Trump back onto his platform.
We are still after questions for a monthly "Time For Questions" edition of this podcast - send a voicenote to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Nat Tapley (@Natt), Joz Norris (@joznorris) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Nick Clegg's podcast Remember Cleggmania? is part of the Sound Heap Inc. Podcast Network.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
1/27/2023 • 33 minutes, 31 seconds
32: Hands Up If You're A Criminal
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by former Met Commissioner Cressida Dick, who explains the steps she took to stamp out criminality within the force, and why nicknames are so hard to judge; Eshaan Akbar offers up a Hot & Spicy Take about why the wrong people are going on strike; and The Telegraph's Siobhan Connery joins us once more to explain why the Scottish government needed to be put in its place after trying to pass the Gender Recognition Reform bill.
We are still after questions for a monthly "Time For Questions" edition of this podcast - send a voicenote to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we'll have to just make some up.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Amy Hoggart (@AmyHoggart), Bethany Black (@SookUK) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Listen to FeMANism, with Sam Martin and Jamie Hoggart, here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
1/20/2023 • 33 minutes, 26 seconds
31: Andrew Bridgen Is Silenced, But Prince Harry Isn't?
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
Back with a bang for 2023, Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Andrew Bridgen, who tries to explain why he's being silenced but, unfortunately, he's been too silenced to do it properly. We also have royal correspondent Nicola Witchell explaining why Harry's book would have killed the Queen and disappointed Diana and no-one cares about it and he shouldn't have written it and no-one likes it; and Eshaan Akbar explains why Rishi Sunak should use private healthcare instead of being a burden on the NHS.
If you can't get through to the very real daily phone-in, you can send voicenotes to us at NonCensoredPodcast@gmail.com, and we'll respond to our favourites in a monthly show we're going to keep calling "The Question Time Podcast' until the issue with the BBC's copyright department is resolved.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Nat Tapley (@Natt), Sooz Kempner (@SookUK) and Ed Morrish.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
1/13/2023 • 32 minutes, 58 seconds
30: Happy Holidays, with guest Sooz Kempner
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Hire Correspondent Eshaan Akbar look back at 2022's highs (the anniversary of Brexit) and lows (the disgraceful coup that removed Boris Johnson) with three very special guests: Nadine Dorries talks about a long-forgotten story called "Partygate"; Liz Truss joins us to talk about crushing Rishi Sunak and the Queen's last words; and "comedian" Sooz Kempner looks at the strikes, which she bafflingly supports.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar) Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) and Ed Morrish.
Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy and Eshaan Akbar are all going on tour in 2023.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
This episode was recorded by Ed Gill at Spiritland Studios.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
12/23/2022 • 49 minutes, 30 seconds
29: Your Calls, with guest Rachel Parris
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week it's a phone-in special! Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Alison, a train worker from Southend, about why she's not joining the RMT strikes, as well as a nurse, a teacher and a postal worker. They also get a call from Margaret in Cornwall about how cyclepaths have made Reading a living hell.
There's also an extended interview with comedian, presenter, actress and improviser Rachel Parris, who talks about why she's still doing Woke comedy, even though she's not on the BBC any more; why, legally, she had nothing to do with Nish Kumar's departure from the Mash Report; and why she likes to make fun of a female author.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Rachel Parris (@RachelParris) and Ed Morrish.
Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy and Eshaan Akbar are all going on tour in 2023.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
12/16/2022 • 38 minutes, 22 seconds
28: Taking Away Lord Vader's Peerage, with guest David Baddiel
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin debate the future of the House of Lords with Leader of the Opposition Sir Kim Starmer and Baroness Mone, a very successful businesswoman who is taking a wee break from the Lords for totally normal reasons. We also have Eshaan Akbar to explain why Harry and Meghan's Netflix documentary is so boring.
There's also an extended interview with comedian, author and broadcaster David Baddiel, who talks about why "Jews Don't Count" and White Men Can't Jump, as well as teaching Harriet a few words of Yiddish.
This week's episode of NonCensored is brought to you by Manscaped. You can get 20% off and free shipping for all their products by going to Manscaped.com and using the code SNOWFLAKES.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Joz Norris (@joznorris), Isabelle Farah (@irresponsabelle), David Baddiel (@Baddiel) and Ed Morrish.
Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy and Eshaan Akbar are all going on tour in 2023.
Tickets for Rosie's show, The Woman's Hour, are available here.
Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
Tickets for Eshaan's show, The Pretender, are available here.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
12/9/2022 • 45 minutes, 44 seconds
27: She's Eighty-Three! with guest Peter Jukes
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by veteran Royal-watcher Nicola Witchell, who explains why the eighty-three-year old Lady Hussey was absolutely not racist; Senior Football Correspondent Eshaan Akbar reports live from Qatar and explains why Jurgen Klinsmann's comments on the Iranian football team was right; and commentator and ordained minister in the Very Very Free Church of England Gerry Berrie joins us to explain how Wokeism has destroyed religion.
There's also an extended interview with writer, journalist and co-founded of The Byline Times Peter Jukes, who talks about ripping off gullible lefties, whether Rupert Murdoch is immortal, and offers Martin some career advice.
This week's episode of NonCensored is brought to you by Manscaped. You can get 20% off and free shipping for all their products by going to Manscaped.com and using the code SNOWFLAKES.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Bilal Zafar (@zafarcakes), Peter Jukes (@peterjukes) and Ed Morrish.
Rosie Holt is going on tour in 2023 - tickets are now available.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
12/2/2022 • 47 minutes, 26 seconds
26: EXCLUSIVE: Starmer Apologises For "Beheading Protestors", with guest Marina Purkiss
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined again by Sir Keir Starmer to talk about being politician of the year and kissing Tories; by the world's greatest lawyer Suella Braverman, who explains the best legal way to move to Britain (no spoilers, but it involves the 2004 film White Chicks; and by Dr. Professor Jordan B. Petersen, author of the best-selling book Twelve Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter. to talk about why Elon Musk is the best man who ever lived.
There's also an extended interview with journalist and host of news podcast The Trawl Marina Purkiss, who talks about why she gets booked for Jeremy Vine despite having the wrong opinions, and how much you can trust "opinion" "polls". You can hear The Trawl at https://podfollow.com/the-trawl-podcast
This week's episode of NonCensored is brought to you by Manscaped. You can get 20% off and free shipping for all their products by going to Manscaped.com and using the code SNOWFLAKES.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Joz Norris (@joznorris), Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag), Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
11/25/2022 • 53 minutes, 26 seconds
25: No, You're A Bully, with guest Sanjeev Bhaskar
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Senior Economics Editor Eshaan Akbar explains an absolutely risk-free way for Harriet and Producer Martin - and you, the listener - to protect themselves from the financial turmoil of the next few years (use the code Akbar53 at the checkout). We also have Conservative MPs Jake Andrews and Andrew Jakes who dispel the allegations about bullying in Westminster, and friend of the show Nadine Dorries tells Harriet everything about her new book which will set the record straight about how Boris Johnson did nothing wrong.
There's also an extended interview with actor and writer Sanjeev Bhaskar, who talks about the lack of diversity in the cast of Goodness Gracious Me, whether the Queen could do accents, and why Unforgotten isn't as funny as the Kumars At Number 42.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Larry Budd (@larrybudd1), Paul Dunphy (@mrpauldunphy), Sooz Kempner (@soozuk), Sanjeev Bhaskar (@TVSanjeev) and Ed Morrish.
Larry and Paul, collectively, can be found at @larryandpaul.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
11/18/2022 • 49 minutes, 22 seconds
24: EXCLUSIVE: Starmer Says, "Off With Their Heads, with guest Adam Rutherford
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the leader of the opposition, Sir Keir Starmer, who makes some pretty newsworthy comments about Just Stop Oil. They also speak to the host of the breakfast show on Sports Horn about his upcoming work in Qatar, and Senior American Expert Eshaan Akbar explains the mid-term election results.
There's also an extended interview with geneticist, university lecturer and broadcaster Adam Rutherford, who says some pretty unacceptable things about Winston Churchill being racist. He also repeats some things that Winston Churchill said, which some listeners may find offensive.
Ian Fiveankles' podcast, Sports Horn, is available to listen to on all podcast platforms now. Adam Rutherford's book, Control, is available now from all good bookshops and also from Amazon.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Joz Norris (@joznorris), Mark Davison (@iamthemonkey), Adam Rutherford (@adamrutherford) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
11/11/2022 • 44 minutes, 58 seconds
23: She's A Braverman Than You, with guest James Barr
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by current and former Home Secretary, and Britain's Best Lawyer, Suella Braverman, who explains why she quit, why she came back, and why the media aren't asking the real questions that actually matter. We also have Senior Technology Correspondent - or, Technologenius - Eshaan Akbar for a Hot & Spicy TECHaway Of The Week about Twitter, and former MP and I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Michael La Vache offers his view on Matt Hancock going into the jungle.
There's also an extended interview with podcaster, comedian and broadcaster James Barr, who explains why he talks about being gay, talks about the forthcoming World Cup in Qatar, and plays a little game of Is It Gay? - the answers may surprise you!
Michael La Vache's book, It's Not Easy Being Cancelled, It's Actually Very Difficult: My Life On the Outskirts Of Woke Society - The Michael La Vache Story (OR: Sass Mouth) is available from all good car boot sales, and Amazon Marketplace.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu), Rob Gilroy (@robgilroy), James Barr (@ImJamesBarr) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
11/4/2022 • 47 minutes, 12 seconds
22: The Nadine Dorries Takeover Episode, with guest Mic Wright
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
Harriet was away on the day this episode was recorded, so Nadine Dorries follows up her triumphant guest-hosting stint on TV this week by kindly stepping in. She and producer Martin interview Rosie Holt MP, and introduce clips from earlier in the week, such as Rishi Sunak's first broadcast interview and a valedictory interview with once and future Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who has some exclusive news about what he's doing next.
There's also an extended interview with journalist Mic Wright, who talks about the problems with the British media and how they've covered Rishi Sunak's elevation to Prime Minister.
You can subscribe to Mic's Substack at https://brokenbottleboy.substack.com/, and he reviews the papers live every day at 1pm on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/brokenbottleboy
Thanks to Sooz Kempner (@soozuk), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Luke Kempner (@lukekempner), Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
10/28/2022 • 45 minutes, 43 seconds
21: Runners & Riders, with guest Mark Steel
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week - CHAOS. Again. With Liz Truss having resigned, Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Senior Political Correspondent Eshaan Akbar to run through the candidates to replace her, from Johnson to Fabricant. There's also an interview with the Prime Minister themself, and some top money-saving tips from the Telegraph's lifestyle columnist Avaracia Money-Cash.
There's also an extended interview with comedian Mark Steel, who talks about how he avoided a life of crime and which universities he didn't go to, and brainstorms some innovative new ideas that you can expect the incoming government to pick up on.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag), Pippa Evans (@iampippaevans), Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
10/21/2022 • 56 minutes, 3 seconds
20: No Notes, with guest Nicola Thorp
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Prime Minister Liz Truss, who explains how very well everything is going for her. We also have Senior Political Correspondent Eshaan Akbar thanking Jacob Rees-Mogg for advocating for the concept of nuance in politics and economics, and MEP Gerard Donnelly comes on the show to accept an apology from Steve Baker.
There's also an extended interview with actress, broadcaster and columnist Nicola Thorp, who talks about high heels in the workplace, shaved armpits and the hierarchy of privilege, and flapjacks. Or it might have been a garibaldi.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Seán Burke (@seanburkeshow), Nicola Thorp (@nicolathorp_) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
10/14/2022 • 45 minutes, 24 seconds
19: The Conference Buzz, with guest Natasha Devon
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the Prime Minister Truss who talks about what a roaring success the Conservative Party conference was, and reveals what her and Producer Martin's tune is. We also hear from an ordinary member of the public, Martin from Exeter, who watched Liz's speech with an open mind and has a radical idea for the organisation of the country. And there's Senior Immigration Correspondent Eshaan Akbar, who explains why dreams aren't woke, especially if they belong to Suella Braverman.
There's also an extended interview with writer, broadcaster and Mental Health advocate Natasha Devon, who talks about her work and her new novel Toxic, which is out now: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Toxic-Natasha-Devon/dp/1912979896/
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Sooz Kempnner (@soozUK), Fergus Craig (@ferguscraig), Natasha Devon (@_NatashaDevon) and Ed Morrish.
Fergus Craig's second crime parody novel, Murder At Crime Manor, is out now: https://www.hachette.co.uk/titles/fergus-craig/murder-at-crime-manor/9781408727348/
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
10/7/2022 • 52 minutes, 20 seconds
18: Trussonomics, with guest Stewart Lee
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery to explain the genius thinking behind Trussonomics; the current Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar takes a leaf out of Stormzy's book; and The New Statesman's Tim Dalton gives us the inside scoop on the current state of the Labour congregation.
There's also an extended interview with comedian Stewart Lee, who talks to Harriet about being part of the woke elite, whether dogs will ever learn to fly, and why Ant & Dec are cowards. Stewart's stand-up specials Snowflake and Tornado are currently available on BBC iPlayer, and his new show Basic Lee is at the Leicester Square Theatre until mid-December, and then tours nationwide until April 2024.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Sooz Kempnner (@soozUK), Bethany Black (@beffernieblack), Gareth Gwynn (@garethgwynn), Stewart Lee and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
9/30/2022 • 47 minutes, 45 seconds
17: The Queue, with guest Iain Dale
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Producer Martin reports LIVE from The Queue, paying his respects and gathering content. Harriet remains in the studio, where she is joined by Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar, who explains why Holly & Phil should have jumped the queue, and by Chip Randy Junior III, legal counsel to former President Trump, who explains why his recent legal troubles are actually nothing of the kind.
There's also an extended interview with broadcaster and commentator Iain Dale, who explains how his woke audience have radicalised him, and talks a surprising amount about orgies.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EshaanAkbar), Mariam Haque, Oliver Izod (@oliverizod) Paul Dunphy (@mrpauldunphy), Iain Dale (@IainDale) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
9/23/2022 • 43 minutes, 27 seconds
16: In Person At King's Place, with guest Tom Walker (Jonathan Pie)
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon QC's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar made an in-person appearance at the London Podcast Festival at King's Place, London, to really give the wokies in the basement of The Guardian what for. They pay their respects to the Queen and then reflect on whether paying respect is, in fact, "woke". They're also joined by Sir Edward Fry, CEO of energy company Petrocorp, and there's an extended interview with Tom Walker, the man most famous for his character "Jonathan Pie", who explains what could possibly be funny about pretending to be someone else just to get laughs.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy), Tom Walker (@jonathanpienews) and Ed Morrish.
The cover photograph this week is by Viktor Erik Emanuel/Kings Place. Music and jingles are by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
9/16/2022 • 47 minutes, 44 seconds
15: Prime Minister Truss, with guest David Allen Green
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon QC's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin have one of the first broadcast interviews with Prime Minister Liz Truss, who explains why she's not just giving out jobs to her friends and is absolutely clear about delivery. They're also joined by Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar, whose Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is that the enforced diversity in the cabinet is keeping out talented backbenchers like Christopher Chope, who has been an MP for thirty-five years without ever becoming a Cabinet minister - so if he's NOT being discriminated against, he must be an absolute idiot!
There's also an extended interview with legal expert David Allen Green about the human rights act, why Suella Braverman is the best lawyer in the country, and how we can bring back hanging.
A few tickets to our live show at the London Podcast Festival are still available - that's on Saturday 10th September, at 2pm, at King's Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), David Allen Green (@law_and_policy) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
9/9/2022 • 43 minutes, 17 seconds
14: The Producer Martin Takeover, with guest James O'Brien
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week, Harriet is away - she's filling in for Mr Motivator in the primetime show on our sister TV news channel - so Producer Martin takes the reins! First up, we've got a fascinating phone-in call about dogs from Monday's show. Then, the network decided to run some old episodes instead of letting Martin host any more, so you've got some classic clips from last year, which haven't been on this podcast before! There's Harriet and Martin being joined by Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar to talk about Oprah Winfrey's interview with Harry & Meghan from March 2021, and a clip from when our Love & Erotica Expert slash Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries joined us in August 2021 to discuss Michael Gove's dance moves. And to finish off, there's some previously-unheard clips from our interview with James O'Brien that kicked off this series back in June 2020, where he talks trolls, Ireland, and how he'.s going to apologise to Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Tickets to our live show at the London Podcast Festival are still available - that's on Saturday 10th September, at 2pm, at King's Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Anna Leong Brophy (@LongBrophy), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), James O'Brien (@MrJamesOB) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). This episode was recorded by Hamish Campbell at Sound Sound (soundsound.co.uk)
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
9/2/2022 • 28 minutes, 16 seconds
13: Overplop, with guest Geoff Norcott
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar, who explains why it's good that Robbie Gibb - sorry, Sir Robbie Gibb - is actually doing his job; the head of Central South Thames Water Douglas Brown talks us through the practicalities of disposing of "naughty gravy"; we have junior justice minister Clifford Clifford to talk about the cuts to the justice system and why there's scope for even more; and there's an extended interview with comedian Geoff Norcott, about class, diversity, and Harriet's personal life.
Tickets to our live show at the London Podcast Festival are still available - that's on Saturday 10th September, at 2pm, at King's Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Oliver Izod (@OliverIzod), Colin Hoult (@ColinHoult), Geoff Norcott (@GeoffNorcott) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
8/26/2022 • 40 minutes, 21 seconds
12: NonCensored Live, with guest Simon Brodkin
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week we bring you a very special LIVE episode of NonCensored, recorded as part of LATER at Paines Plough Roundabout. Harriet and Martin are joined by Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar, who explains why Lawrence Fox is the most woke man alive, and by Culture Secretary For Culture And Digital Media Sport Nadine Dorries, who takes questions from the audience and reads an EXCLUSIVE extract from her forthcoming erotic political thriller His Front Bench Woman. There's also an extended interview with the man who brought down Theresa May, Simon Brodkin who talks pranks, arrests, and how being a character comedian means sometimes people get confused about whether you're real or not.
Thanks to all the staff at Paines Plough and Summerhall for making this recording happen, and to Hamish Campbell at Sound Sound for recording it.
Tickets to our live show at the London Podcast Festival are still available - that's on Saturday 10th September, at 2pm, at King's Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
If you are going to the Edinburgh Fringe, we recommend shows by Rosie Holt (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/rosie-holt-the-woman-s-hour), Brendan Murphy (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/buffy-revamped) and Eshaan Akbar (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/eshaan-akbar), who will be on tour in 2023 - you can get tickets from https://www.eshaanakbar.com/tour.
We'd also recommend Sooz Kempner: PlayStation (2.20pm at the Banshee Labrynth) and Simon Brodkin: Screwed Up (9.40pm at the Pleasance Courtyard).
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Simon Brodkin (@SimonBrodkin) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). This episode was recorded by Hamish Campbell at Sound Sound (soundsound.co.uk)
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
8/20/2022 • 37 minutes, 55 seconds
11: The Edinburgh Fringe Free Speech Episode
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week, Harriet and Producer Martin have gone to the World Capital of Woke - the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. They speak to esteemed television producer Seamus Chutney and veteran critic Conrad Erguston bout what they're looking for. They also speak to comedians Joz Norris, Davina Bentley, Ben Target and Katie Pritchard about all the things they'd say if they were allowed to say them, and the answers are terrifying. Plus Eshaan Akbar joins us from London, giving us his Hot & Spicy Take on the Edinburgh Fringe!
As mentioned in the podcast, we are doing a live show at the Edinburgh Fringe! It's at 11.30pm on Friday 19th August at Summerhall Roundabout (Venue 26). Expect Harriet, Martin, Eshaan, and a guest or two, one of whom may well be culture. Tickets available from https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/later
Tickets to our live show at the London Podcast Festival are still available - that's on Saturday 10th September, at 2pm, at King's Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
If you are going to the Edinburgh Fringe, we recommend shows by Rosie Holt (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/rosie-holt-the-woman-s-hour), Brendan Murphy (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/buffy-revamped) and Eshaan Akbar (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/eshaan-akbar), who will be on tour in 2023 - you can get tickets from https://www.eshaanakbar.com/tour
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Hannah Pilkes (@HannahPilkes), John Robertson (@Robbotron) Joz Norris (@joznorris) Davina Bentley (@DavinaBentley) Ben Target (@BenTarget) Katie Pritchard (@katiepritchards) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
8/12/2022 • 51 minutes, 34 seconds
10: The Holiday Special, with guest Lisa Francesca Nand
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week, while normal people go on holiday and comedians are getting their shows at the Edinburgh Fringe up and running, Harriet and producer Martin are setting an example to the country by continuing to work, and putting out this holiday special. They're joined by their Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar, who asks Are Holidays Woke?, the Telegraph's Red Wall Correspondent Siobhan Connery to look ahead in the world of politics, and by the Times Literary Supplement's Lawrence Agadoo, who recommends some sizzling summer reads. Plus there's an extended interview with travel journalist and host of the The Big Travel Podcast, Lisa Francesca Nand, who lifts the lid on travel journalism, and tells you how to get a free holiday.
You can listen and subscribe to The Big Travel Podcast at https://podfollow.com/1343963189
As mentioned in the podcast, we are doing a live show at the Edinburgh Fringe! It's at 11.30pm on Friday 19th August at Summerhall Roundabout (Venue 26). Expect Harriet, Martin, Eshaan, and a guest or two, one of whom may well be culture. Tickets available from https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/later
Tickets to our live show at the London Podcast Festival are still available - that's on Saturday 10th September, at 2pm, at King's Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
If you are going to the Edinburgh Fringe, we recommend shows by Rosie Holt (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/rosie-holt-the-woman-s-hour), Brendan Murphy (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/buffy-revamped) and Eshaan Akbar (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/eshaan-akbar), who will be on tour in 2023 - you can get tickets from https://www.eshaanakbar.com/tour
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack), John-Luke Roberts (@jlukeroberts) Lisa Francesca Nand (@lfnand) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
8/5/2022 • 39 minutes, 38 seconds
9: Coming Home For A Bit, with guest Kemah Bob
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week, Harriet and producer Martin have gone football CRAZY for the first eight minutes, speaking to former player turned commentator Lucy Atkinson about how the sport she sacrificed so much to play has, now she's retired, gone mainstream. We also speak to The New Statesman's Tim Dalton about Sam Tarry and the behind-the-scenes factions competing for power within the Labour Party. Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week is about energy bills, and there's an extended interview with Kemah Bob, whose new podcast FOC It Up! launched last month, from the people who brought you The Guilty Feminist.
You can listen and subscribe to FOC It Up! at https://podfollow.com/foc-it-up-comedy-club
As mentioned in the podcast, we are doing a live show at the Edinburgh Fringe! It's at 11.30pm on Friday 19th August at Summerhall Roundabout (Venue 26). Expect Harriet, Martin, Eshaan, and a guest or two, one of whom may well be culture. Tickets available from https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/later
Tickets to our live show at the London Podcast Festival are still available - that's on Saturday 10th September, at 2pm, at King's Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
If you are going to the Edinburgh Fringe, we recommend shows by Rosie Holt (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/rosie-holt-the-woman-s-hour), Brendan Murphy (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/buffy-revamped) and Eshaan Akbar (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/eshaan-akbar), who will be on tour in 2023 - you can get tickets from https://www.eshaanakbar.com/tour
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Ruth Bratt (@RuthBratt), Gareth Gwynn (@garethgwynn) Kemah Bob (@kemahbob) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
7/29/2022 • 41 minutes, 42 seconds
8: Liz 'n' Rishi, with guest Owen Jones
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and producer Martin have an exclusive interview with Conservative Party leadership candidate Liz Truss, and an insight into the opposing Rishi Sunak campaign from the totally impartial Spectator journalist Roger Moore. We also have Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week, about how immigrants cause climate change, and an extended interview with the Darth Vader of the Left, journalist Owen Jones, who talks about whether he would consider joining the Conservative party.
Tickets to our first ever live show are still on sale - Saturday 10th September, at the London Podcast Festival at Kings' Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
If you are going to the Edinburgh Fringe, we recommend shows by Rosie Holt (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/rosie-holt-the-woman-s-hour), Brendan Murphy (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/buffy-revamped) and Eshaan Akbar (https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/eshaan-akbar), who will be on tour in 2023 - you can get tickets from https://www.eshaanakbar.com/tour
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Paul Dunphy (@larryandpaul) Owen Jones (@owenjones84) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
7/22/2022 • 41 minutes, 22 seconds
7: The First Debate, with guest Chris Atkins
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week Harriet and producer Martin scoop the so-called "main" stream media by hosting the first debate between leading contenders for the Conservative leadership: Rishi Sunak, Liz Truss, and Suella Braverman, who simply doesn't know when she's beaten (literally - she was knocked out yesterday). We cover all the important issues that matter to real people, ranging from tackling the woke menace to flags to Brexit. We also hear from Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar about why it's a good thing that Rishi Sunak doesn't have any working-class friends, and there's an extended interview with Chris Atkins about his prison memoir A Bit Of A Stretch, which is available now from all good bookshops.
Tickets to our first ever live show are still on sale - Saturday 10th September, at the London Podcast Festival at Kings' Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Ahir Shah (@ahirshah) Charlie George (@cgdoescomedy), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) Chris Atkins (@scatatkins) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
7/15/2022 • 41 minutes, 26 seconds
6: What The Hell Have They Done?, with guest Otto English
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week, well, what else is there to talk about except the coup against the greatest Prime Minister since Churchill, perpetrated by a mob of woke remainiancs in the Conservative Party. We speak to the 100th minister to resign from the government, James Twottington-Butbage and the Head of HR for 10 Downing Street, Susan Jenkins. We also hear from Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar about why resigning is woke, and there's an extended interview with the author of Fake History:
Ten Great Lies and How They Shaped the World, Otto English, about how similar Boris Johnson is to Winston Churchill.
Tickets to our first ever live show are still on sale - Saturday 10th September, at the London Podcast Festival at Kings' Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Ingrid Oliver (@IngridOliver100) Jolyon Rubenstein (@JolyonRubs), Otto English (@Otto_English) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
7/8/2022 • 41 minutes
5: QaNonCensored, with guest Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week we speak to former Presidential aide Dwayne Sponge about his new book, "Psychopath: 2190 Days Watching The Worst Man In The World"; Eshaan explains why Glastonbury isn't "woke"; Cultural Secretary for Sports Media Nadine Dorries gives a wide-ranging interview covering subjects such as workplace romance, rugby and trans athletes; and Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu gives Harriet an extended interview on Roe Vs. Wade, which Harriet wins.
Also, tickets to our first ever live show are now on sale - Saturday 10th September, at the London Podcast Festival at Kings' Place. Book now at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/noncensored-with-rosie-holt/
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu (@SholaMos1) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
7/1/2022 • 39 minutes, 52 seconds
4: There's A War On, with guest Nell Frizzell
Ukraine, rail strikes, woke builders and motherhood; Harriet Langley-Swindon demolishes them all, especially the builder.
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week we speak to Prime Minister Boris Johnson; Eshaan Akbar presents his 'Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week', proving that politicians need to lie more; we hear from a VERY flustered builder 'Tom' about how builders have gone woke and this is a bad thing, and there's an extended interview with journalist Nell Frizzell all about motherhood, which is one of the top two parental roles a person can have.
Please note that the interview with Boris Johnson has been slightly edited for totally normal journalism reasons.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Luke Kempner (@LukeKempner), Joz Norris (@joznorris) Nell Frizzell (@NellFrizzell) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
6/24/2022 • 39 minutes, 37 seconds
3: Hypo-ethical, with guest Dom Joly
Ethics. Scottish Independence. Railway strikes. Refugees. Let Harriet Langley-Swindon explain what you should think about all of these.
NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week we speak to the man tipped to be the next Independent Adviser on Ethics to the Prime Minister, Sir Stephen Stephens; anti-Scottish Independence campaigner Fiona Forbes-Sinclair; Eshaan Akbar presents his 'Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week', where he solves the rail strikes; and there's an extended interview with travel journalist and Save The Children ambassador Dom Joly about how they choose which children to save..
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Nathaniel Tapley (@Natt), Eleanor Morton (@eleanormorton) Dom Joly (@domjoly) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
6/17/2022 • 39 minutes, 20 seconds
2: In Confidence, with guest James O'Brien
Welcome to the first proper episode of NonCensored! This is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).
This week - following his unanimous victory in the Vote of No Confidence, we have an EXCLUSIVE interview with Boris Johnson, as well as a counter-view from former MP Michael La Vache; Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar joins us to discuss if Love Island has been ruined by wokeness; and media luvvie James O'Brien joins us, presumably to get some tips from Harriet on building an audience for a talk radio show, and gets EVISCERATED by her in the process.
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Luke Kempner (@LukeKempner), Rob Gilroy (@RobGilroy) James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
6/10/2022 • 37 minutes, 8 seconds
1: Previously, on NonCensored, with guest Charlie Holt
Before the NonCensored podcast officially launches, we thought we'd get you up to speed with the tone of Harriet Langley-Swindon's daily radio show by asking her and producer Martin to present some highlights from the last year or so. So you'll hear
Eshaan Akbar offering us his take on Taking The Knee
Is the boat stuck in the Suez Canal "woke"?
An EXCLUSIVE interview with Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries
An interview with lawyer Charlie Holt about SLAPP cases, and why they're nothing to do with Will Smith or Chris Rock
Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@NotMurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@EShaanAkbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Charlie Holt (@holt_charlie) and Ed Morrish.
Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
6/10/2022 • 36 minutes, 37 seconds
Introducing... NonCensored
You can’t say anything any more - and here to prove it is Harriet Langley-Swindon, with a round of all the best bits of her weekly radio show on a national network that can’t be named for legal reasons. Absolutely Non-Censored [subs please check capitalisation and hyphen] from beginning to end, with all the rubbish edited out.
Each week, Harriet will chat through the segments with producer Martin, and we’ll be getting a Hot & Spicy Take Of The Week from resident comedian Eshaan Akbar who was hired because he was funny and not any other reason.
NonCensored is created by award-winning comedians Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy & Eshaan Akbar.