Billy and Adam get roomy. In this episode they discuss various rooms in the house and discuss their vibes. The Den, The Mud Room, The Boiler Room and maybe most importantly, The Computer Room. Plus, Apple’s new headset, the power of a screened-in patio and the sound of a 90’s modem!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam see if they are smarter than teens. In this episode they try to decipher when glass was invented, who made soda, which musician has had the most success over four decades and so much more. Plus, a kid beats Tetris, a failed attempt at Harry Potter sports and the sound of Nintendo talking to you!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam look back on the year of No Joke. In this episode Billy reads episode descriptions from 2023 and Adam has to try and decode the episode’s title. Worst Places to Be Wet, Billy Wonka, the Patrick Bracket… classics. Plus, the odds of Adam getting a cat, a look into the Nation’s silverware drawers and a commercial for a teriyaki chicken restaurant!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam get weird. In this episode they look up strange news stories from 2023. Good alligators, bad alligators, eating balloons and floating to the moon and so much more. Plus, Billy and Adam read the newspaper!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam get weird. In this episode they look up strange news stories from 2023. Good alligators, bad alligators, eating balloons and floating to the moon and so much more. Plus, Billy and Adam read the newspaper!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam open up the kitchen drawer. In this bracket episode they aim to determine the ultimate piece of silverware. Is it a knife, fork, spoon or some sort of hybrid? Plus, they talk about the “good silverware” that comes out during the holidays, reflect on a nice gift they received recently and chat about that one time Adam was Corey. Plus, the sounds of dinner glasses clinking and Billy gives a toast!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam go to the movies. In this episode they explore some iconic film taglines. Disney classics, horror films, classic comedies and more. Plus, Billy and Adam discuss the end of the SAG strike, which game shows they would be good at and come up with their own taglines for movies!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam do some learning. In this episode they learn about the origins of band names like Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Barenaked Ladies, Blink 182, Florence and The Machine and more. Plus, the history of Harvard Sailing Team’s name, the joy of audio-only podcasts, the importance of not using the word “the,” flea markets near me, and a failed attempt at finding a YouTube video!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam talk powerful love songs. In this episode they try to discuss the top power ballads according to a radio station in Tampa Bay but get sidetracked talking about Amelia Earhart getting eaten by crabs, their friend Jen getting wet, Improvised Shakespeare, Adam's new SportsCenter commercial and more. Plus, fake power ballads by fake bands The Daddy Rangers and Flat!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam eat at the mall. In this episode they discuss some of the most popular restaurants traditionally found in a mall food court according to Buzzfeed. Auntie Anne’s, Mrs. Fields, Orange Julius and that one place that gave out free teriyaki chicken. Also, Haagen-Dazs vs Ben and Jerry’s, a look back at Billy’s field day and new names for soda mascots! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam go slogan-ing. In this episode they play a game similar to last episode where they are given state slogans and they have to guess which state it belongs to. Who is The Bay State, The Land of Enchanment, The Beehive State and more? Also, a discussion on The Roman Empire, sitting in the Trojan horse, dilly-dallying, the cumulative weight of daily bird poop and more. Plus, the sound of a nut falling on Billy’s head!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam learn about their country. In this episode they play a game where they are given state mottos and they have to guess which state it belongs to. And they do a do surprisingly good job guessing! Also, the WGA strike is over, Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelce and Adam wants to break a world record. Plus, fake state mottos brought to you by Billy and Adam!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam fall down. In this episode they discuss a topic on everyone’s minds - the act of falling. Why did Jack and Jill fall down a hill? How much money would they require to go bungee jumping? And do people fall down wells anymore? Plus, Billy can’t let loose, hype men for podcasts, Culligan water tanks and Fear Factor: Health Care edition. Plus, the sounds of climbing! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam try to stay dry. In this episode, they reflect on the rain and mud at Burning Man this year. Would they have enjoyed it? What would have been some of the worst parts? And do they ever envision going again? Plus, a deep dive on the words “folks” and “correctamundo,” a look back on dumping gatorade on their high school coaches heads and how they go nude in public locker rooms. Plus, a discussion on staying dry in Temple! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam visit the No Joke Public List. In this episode, they have a good time jumping around topics on everyone’s mind. Magic, Angela Langella, high wire acts, texts from moms, slides that hurt children, bad mushrooms, yogurt covered clothing and more. Plus, Adam gives the Nation an inside look at what's inside his wallet! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam return after a month long break to talk about goggles. Naturally. Why does the water always creep into them when you're swimming? Why do lab goggles smell so bad? And why does the rubber strap hurt the back of your head when it gets wet? Plus, Billy’s dog eats his glasses, Adam goes whale watching in Cape Cod and they say the word “fleck” three times! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam catch up. It’s been three weeks since the last episode so naturally they discuss a conference room filled with whales, sharks and Nemo, Billy’s recent trip to Mexico and the WGA / SAG strike. Plus, Billy tries to imagine what is on a Shark’s charcuterie board... spoiler alert, it's pasta! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam celebrate a big win. In this episode they aim to improve upon the city-wide parade that follows an NBA championship. Ramps, angry fans, rings on strings... the obvious stuff. Plus, finding pigs in a tree, another gift from Susie The Engineer and the sound of a fly being tickled! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam learn about the month of June. In this episode, they answer a 20 question quiz on historical events, cultural moments and other things associated with the month. Then, they hold their breath and find out how many answers they got right. The results are funnier than even they could have predicted. Plus, SoCal June gloom, mother nature’s height and music from the play Carousel! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam mishear a second set of lyrics. In this episode, they try to decipher commonly misheard lyrics from the soundtrack to Hair, about the artist Drake and Uncle Kracker even makes an appearance. Plus, Phil Hartman’s wife kills everyone, a quick NBA recap and a Biggie / Billy mashup! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam guess some sizes. In this episode, they go back to the gifts that Susie The Engineer gave them and play a game called, “Smaller or Larger.” The rules are simple, two items are listed and it is up to them to determine with is taller, wider, heavier or bigger. It’s harder than it sounds. Plus, new names for wrestlers, an NBA playoff update and the actual quote that Neil Armstrong said when he landed on the moon! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam try to figure out some lyrics. In this episode they play a game gifted to them by the legend, Susie The Engineer. The game provides them with commonly misheard lyrics and it will be their job to try and figure out the right lyrics, artist name and song title. Honestly, it’s a blast. Plus, a look back on the Cadillac of flip flops, taking care of a puppy on your own and a song about where the bathroom is! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam pursue trivia. In this episode, they refer to a trivia website to see who knows the most about arts, history, science, entertainment, geography and… general. And as it turns out - trivia is pretty hard! Plus, Italian viruses that Billy knows, Shakespeare facts that Adam doesn’t know and music (sort of) from Billy Joel! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam cover a half dozen topics. In this episode, they refer to the No Joke Public List to guide their conversation on subjects include Fennel, Breakups and Marty Michael. Plus a discussion on the NBA playoffs, Chris Smith’s upcoming one man show and the sounds of spitting in a spittoon! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam study Shakespeare. In this episode, they take a look at early 2000s movies that were directly taken from Shakespearean stories and try to guess which plays inspired them. The Lion King, She’s The Man, 10 Things I Hate About You and more. Plus, Billy and Adam discuss Jesus’ superpowers, invent a board game for babies and come up with a few new fake titles by Shakespeare! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam rank ghosts. In this episode, they celebrate the resurrection of Christ by honoring other people who returned from the dead. Slimer, Casper, the Christmas ghosts. The big dogs. Plus, a shout out to “If I Were You” ending, Auto Zone being the new O’Reilly, dog-based car problems and new approaches to haunting sounds! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam have that dawg in them. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s 8 week old puppy, Luna, and her effects on his life. Sleeplessness, cuteness and Instagram posts. Then, they discuss famous cartoon dogs. Clifford, Scooby, Droopy. You know the pups. Which are good? Which are bad? And how exactly do their cartoon owners clean up their poop? Plus, the return of the O’Reilly jingle and a Lady Gaga parody! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam aim to name some killer pranks but get trapped talking about O’Reilly Auto Parts. In this episode they learn that they have a secret sponsor and they don’t know how to feel about it. To combat their confusion, they make a list of demands for O’Reilly. Tinted mirrors, soda fountains, big towels and more. Plus, a few family friendly pranks from our friends at Good Housekeeping! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day by determining if he is the best Patrick. In this episode they honor March Madness and do a Patrick Bracket. Ewing, Danica, Neil Harris and more. Plus, improvised Irish blessings, text messaging with God and why it’s okay to throw some animals in the ocean! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam audition for the red, white and blue. In this episode they take the American Citizenship test. What is the constitution? Who runs the Executive Branch? And what is Adam’s state capital? Plus, a recap of their recent trip to the red carpet, a stars and stripes scoring system, off the menu American trivia, multiple pledges of allegiance and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam name some celebrities… again. In this episode the play the guessing game where they have to identify celebrities by their birth names. Who is Melissa Jefferson? Who is Onika Tanya Maraj? And is Weed Kitty a good stage name... or not? Plus, the return of Matty Camera and the introduction of Eddie Moat! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam solve riddles… for kids. In this episode they figure out word games, math problems and cleverly designed questions intended for children. Plus, Thursdays in college, magma coming out of Adam’s nose and the sounds of looking for riddles in the forest! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam play a celebrity-based guessing game. In this episode, they give each other the birth name of actors, musicians and famous people and it’s the other person's job to guess who it is within 5 questions. Then, Billy and Adam give each other new stage names. Find out who is Matt Camera, who is Mr. Memorable and who books the big audition! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam play in the white stuff. In this episode they discuss Adam’s recent trip to the mountains… and to a Big 5 sporting goods store. Snow sneaks into gloves, Lebron becomes the all time NBA points leader, and an unusually long discussion on moats. Plus, gator talk, rough puffs and a blind pants role play! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam do their duty. In this episode they discuss Billy’s recent trip to jury duty, whether Adam could identify his own doody in a police lineup and the dangers of signing up for unemployment. Plus double flubs and motivational speeches in the mirror! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam head to Sweden... in 2019. In this episode, they refer to a website that lists the most popular all time items at IKEA from four years ago. How many bookcases do they sell every minute? How much does a water pitcher cost? And should bags cost money? Plus Review Revue, “going in the cart” and bad improvised commercials! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go back to the No Joke Public List... again. In this episode they briefly touch on nine more topics that the Naysh has requested. White People Food, France, State Fairs, Marty and more. Plus, a new approach to the opening line, Elaine on the vacuum, sweet holiday messages from NJP listeners and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam enter the chocolate factory. In this episode they compare and contrast the candies Willy Wonka was working on. Fizzy flying soda. Wallpaper you can lick. A candy that tosses you into pots and pans. You remember. Plus, the worlds richest people, 836 billion dollar microphones, the mystery of Ronald McDonald and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam celebrate Y2K. In this episode they reflect on the fears and excitement that came with the New Years Eve 1999. Where were they? What did they do? And did the computers actually explode? Plus, why Adam decided to leave Twitter, the two year anniversary of the January 6th insurrection and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam determine the best No Joke of 2022. In this episode they reflect on the top eight episodes from the past year in a bracket format to see which had the best vibes, jokes and b-stories. Was it the pickle jar? Was it the summer camp? Was it Hieronymus? Plus, Kirsten Dunst, Adam’s Hot Little Hand, Predictive Text and more! Happy New Year! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a look back at No Joke in 2022. In this episode they briefly discuss every episode they recorded this year. Then, they choose their favorite eight episodes to compete in next week’s 2022 Episode Bracket. Who can forget the episodes, “Words That Rhyme With Boat,” "Hawaii Part 5" or “Milk?” Billy and Adam can. Plus, the World Cup results, Messi vs. Beyonce on Instagram and commercials for Call of Duty and Modern Warfare! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam say please and thank you. In this episode they discuss manners. Why do we put napkins on our lap? What are the officials rules on farting? And why should you always have an Arizona Iced Tea in your car? Plus, Adam eats every bird but a turkey, Billy shuts his mouth and they silently give themselves the finger! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go global… again. In this episode they learn some interesting facts about the other 16 World Cup countries playing in this year’s World Cup. Last episode they learned which country is the second flattest and which country makes ink from shellfish. In this episode, they learn more details on new nations to get you “ready” for the upcoming soccer tournament. Plus, Billy and Adam go out on a lamb, check in with the Discord community and perform another round of word tennis! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go global. In this episode they learn some interesting facts about the 32 countries playing in this year’s World Cup. Which shouldn’t you give a thumbs-up in? Which doesn’t have a river? Who’s national logo is a young man urinating and which country refuses to say please? All of these facts and more! Plus two songs from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam explore their animal instincts. In this episode they discuss the skunk currently trapped under Adam’s house and what it will take to remove it. Then, they decide on the best-of-the-worst animals to live with. Stink-free skunks, non-biting rats or raccoons who won’t grab you. Plus, the Grape Nuts war rolls on, parakeets wearing diapers as roommates and doctors who prescribe cereal! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam milk this episode for all that it’s worth. Discussions include the right milk temperature, is it possible to drink a gallon in an hour, the Grape Nuts fallacy and more. Plus fiber, funnels, sleep deprivation, grocery etiquette, booster shots and a game of milk tennis! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a dip. In this episode they discuss good dips. Salsa, guacamole, queso. You know the dips. Then, they question what makes a dip. Is soup a dip? Is pudding? Then, they get to the bottom of Sweet and Sour sauce. Why do they only come in fast food orders? Why not fridge size? Plus, the Harvard Sailing Team musical, a Hieronymus reminder and a game of dip tennis. Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are bad guys. In this episode they discuss their favorite movie villains, the villains in the TV shows they are watching and a movie starring both of them as villains. Plus, Nick Kroll and Joe Mande, Middle Earth, American Psycho and the sounds of growling! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam spend the night together. In this episode they explore the greatest event in childhood history - the sleepover. What is the difference between a sleepover and “staying the night?” What scared them during their sleepovers? And why are basements so crucial? Plus, Adam gets fired, Billy dreams of 102k and music from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam visit the list. In this episode they randomly select nine listener suggested topics from NoJokePublicList.com. They sing, they answer a Dear Abby, they talk Messi vs. Ronaldo, Weird Al, Dungeons and Dragons and so much more. Plus, Adam addresses his penny junking scandal, Billy apologizes for a blooper and the sounds of a monster! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take center court. In this episode they reflect on Serena Williams and Roger Federer’s retirements. They also take a look back on the Queen’s retirement. Plus, a discussion on the burger in the basketball game drama, the Queens Bracket that never was, their new True Crime podcast and grunting! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam secure the bag. In this episode they discuss their favorite types of bags and then invent their own. Backpacks, punching, fanny packs… if it’s a bag, it’s in the episode. Plus, a discussion on the Harry Styles drama, click cultures, bag inspired songs and much more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam travel back to 1997. The Fugees had just hit the scene. Home Improvement was the biggest show on TV. And Coolio was everywhere. In this episode, Billy and Adam revisit the nominees and winners of the 1997 Kids Choice Awards to be reminded of what pop culture looked like 25 years ago. With movie quotes from Rosie O’Donnell and Helen Hunt! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam crown a bracket champion. In this episode they take the eight previous bracket episode winners and put them in a final bracket to see which of them… is best. Will it be a food? A friend? A hat? Listen up and find out! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam create their ideal Summer Camp. In this episode they try their hardest to create a cozy summer camp for kids but ultimately create a death trap for senior citizens. Jet skis, bologna, pills and shots. All summer long. Oh… and the camp is haunted. Plus, four thirsty, the sentimental sisters and a word from your counselors! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam enter the MCU. In this episode they try to identify the superheroes they know in Marvel movies. Iron Man. Thor. That's almost all of them. Which ones are Avengers? Which are DC? And which…  are Wandavision? Plus, Billy and Adam create their own Marvel characters, get confused about who Michael Chiklis is and identify the difference between Captain America and Captain Planet! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam party hard. To celebrate their friend Jon Gabrus’ new show, “101 Places to Party Before You Die,” Billy and Adam try to reflect on their partying past. Unfortunately, they mostly get sidetracked talking about angels in pop culture, good places to cry, vodka with Corvetti and how to pronounce the word “Schnapps.” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam cover a topic of timely national importance, 20 Christmas Gifts Every Millennial Woman Wanted in 2006. Referencing an article they found from 2017, Billy and Adam discuss iPods, Aeropostale, American Girl Dolls, Zac Efron and more. Plus, new hype, old hemp and a mispronunciation of Abercrombie! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get patriotic. In this episode they start off on a serious note and briefly discuss the recent Supreme Court headlines. From there, they come up with fun and wacky ways to enjoy this 4th of July. Freeze giant spheres of ice, listen to Forrest Gump, attend a parade and hang flags with the whole family. Plus, Billy and Adam sing their favorite American tunes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam envision their future. In this episode they use a series of online tips to help map out common goals for the future of No Joke. Namely… getting The Jeps on the Pod and / or earning 10 dollars. Plus, dates to Gladiator, trips to The View, bible passages and a song from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam show off their pearly whites. In this episode they try to guess how many teeth humans have in their mouth and what those teeth are called. Then, they explain why Adam’s teeth are sunbathing on a yacht and Billy’s just got back from Vietnam. Finally, they design their ideal dentist office experience; bagels, hand-holding, live animals - the obvious stuff. Plus, a song from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam spend a day with the cast of Friends. In this episode they go back to the bracket format to determine which Friend is best. Rachel? Chandler? Phoebe? The Coffee Shop? Plus, a look back at previous bracket winners, trying to understand pi and a few sounds from the Friends theme song! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get behind the deli counter for the official Sandwich Bracket. 8 sandwiches go head to head - one wins. Which sandwich would you never make at home? Which sandwich takes you to the lake? And which sandwich bangs against a building the best? Plus, deadly toothpicks, cheese ratios, how to eat leftovers and more. Plus, Billy and Adam do “a Buffer!” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam focus on The Fab Four. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s recent trip to a Paul McCartney concert. Did he play for a long time? Did he play the hits? And was there a party bus? Plus, hikes gone wrong, trips to Mecca, an update on Giamatti google searches and fake Beatles lyrics! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam find out how much their computers really know them. In this episode, they type the beginning of questions and phrases into Google to see what Google thinks they are going to write. Plus, Billy’s and Adam's net worth, a film about allergies and alternative lyrics to 311 songs! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go galactic. In this episode they attempt to see what they currently know about Star Wars but get seriously sidetracked. Topics include constipation, relocation, breakfast dates, late nights and the state of singing telegrams. Plus, an alternative phrase for British people! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam celebrate Earth Day the only way they know how... surrounded by leaf blowers. Topics include exploding lakes, rocks that run, houses on stilts and yoga ball moons. Plus, Mother Nature vs Mother Earth, cigar smoking babies and music from Harvard Sailing Team! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy is moving and Adam helps him get his groove back. In this episode, Adam offers tips to make Billy's new house feel like home. Toilets that blow through walls, tunnels that take you to his address and a bunch of surfboards. Plus, Billy’s upcoming One Man Show, MTV’s Remote Control and ideas to help you get sucked through a floor! Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy meets Hieronymus. Last episode, Billy revealed that Adam starred as a character named Hieronymus on NCIS: LA. Now, Billy gets to know him. Where does he live? And why is the answer, "The sewer." Plus, rat powered wind, recording in the janitor's closet, Billy's Sports Emmy news and two Snakes songs! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's April Fools Day so you know Billy and Adam are pranking. In this episode, they offer up some killer tricks to play on your loved ones. Plus, Adam gets arrested on NCIS, Billy outsmarts a genie, they both receive clothing from catering co-workers and much more. Plus, music from Snakes!  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spring has sprung and so have Billy and Adam. In this episode they do their best to talk about things with springs. Pens. Mattresses. Pogo Sticks. And... Slinkies? Plus, wheels vs. doors, unpredictable spring rolls, a failed karaoke and more. With music from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take taxes into their own hands. For the government. In this episode they come up with new taxes for public irritants. Turned without using a turn signal? You're getting a tax. Are your Christmas lights still out in February? Sorry. That's a tax too. Plus, listener suggested CVS tracks, Adam the video guy and scenes from the upcoming film, My Father The Toddler!  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a trip to the pharmacy... DJ booth. In this episode they discuss the songs they expect to hear when they step inside a CVS. Goo Goo Dolls, Natalie Merchant, Jewel and more. Then, they sing those songs. Now that's what I call CVS!  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam play a guessing game to try and determine what is in Adam's hot little hand. In this game, Billy is sometimes Adam and Adam is sometimes… Seth. Plus, big scissors, tickle torture, names that end in “th,” a review of Jackass Forever and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam try to open a pickle jar and get defeated. Or do they? In this episode they discuss how losing and winning as a kid helped shape who they are today. Plus; bagel heads, sore hands, Breakfast at Tiffany's and the most important act break in the history of the podcast! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam celebrate their 300th episode of No Joke. In this episode they finally throw the melon, they finally sing some karaoke and they finally get back in the studio. Plus, Billy gets retweeted by the Quaker, Adam intentionally disrupts Marty, Amir and the Wallflowers, Bawitdaba and so much more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss words that rhyme with boat. Float. Quote. Throat. You get it. Plus, Scafuri Out of 10, first tweets, hidden jellyfish and the sounds of Adam reading! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam return to the bracket to determine the best bagel. Are seeds good? Is plain the move? And what exactly is an egg bagel? Plus, Adam goes to the hospital, Billy becomes besties with Tom Cruise and a lesson in what pumpernickel is! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get better. In this episode, Adam talks about his recent fever and then they explore ten various ways for him to feel better. Go outside, eat well and clean your neighbor’s den. Plus, naps, coffee and a lesson on hydration! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam head back to the island. In this episode Billy recounts some personal stories from his recent holiday vacation to Hawaii. Chickens, rain and a whole lot of ocean. Plus, new resolutions, conditioned hair, a playroom in the back and a gentle song by Billy! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam fix tires. In this episode they discuss Adam’s recent flat, Billy's three tire blowout, skinny bike tires and fat beach cruiser tires. Plus, they plan for the upcoming 300th episode, the National Anthem from Marty Michael, a renewed No Joke Olympic promise and a heartfelt plug for a America’s Tires in Pasadena! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam talk toilets. In this episode they create a toilet marketing company and aim to improve upon all of our bowls. How can we make them more fun? More musical. More… wooden. Plus, Adam potty trains his son, Billy hangs flat screens in the bathroom and the sound of Adam fixing his toilet tank! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam rock. In this episode they try to name four rock and roll bands spiritually under the age of 35. Plus, the birth of The S.L.E.D. Society, brownouts in LA, magic and DJ'ing in Las Vegas, the legend of Shakespeare, a text from Marty and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get topical. In this ripped-from-the-headlines episode, they discuss Mr. Beast, Squid Game, Thanksgiving and more. Plus, Adam learns about Covid Toe, Billy can't remember his lines and a heartfelt thank you!  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get to know Headgum Podcaster, and friend, Geoffrey James. Did he always want to pursue comedy? What was the original goal of The Headgum Podcast? And why does he always gift Amir things that get eaten by raccoons? Plus, your questions answered, script reads from Young and The Restless and sounds from Geoff’s sound board! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are back in the studio and talking about slogans. Maybe It’s Maybelline. Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hand. Gives You Wings. Are these “good?” Do they “work?” Do Billy and Adam “approve?” Plus, Adam wears a pink head sock, the Verizon Guy isn’t allowed to talk, performative airline etiquette and HeadGum’s new slogan, “Geoffrey Works Here.” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam finish up their month in Hawaii. In this fourth and final Hawaiian episode they reflect on the best meal, memory and laugh Adam had while shooting a movie on location there. Plus, a 3 out of 10 review, a pitch to be your local weather guys and Muhammed Ahi! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam continue their tropical vacation. In this episode they discuss Dune, Charlie Sheen and Adam's third week in in Hawaii. Plus, the robot checks in, Billy apologizes, Adam buys a hat and music from Mibbs! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam spend another week in Hawaii. In this episode, they sincerely discuss why they post, or don’t post, on social media. Plus, an update on Woody Harrelson, the Hawaiian wetness and Ken’s House of Pancakes. Plus, two rain sticks! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adam is shooting a movie in Hawaii and Billy has questions. Is Adam friends with Woody Harrelson? Will he get close to a volcano? And why isn't he posting more on Instagram? Plus, how to DM celebrities, the Rock buys pancakes, Jim Carrey's anti-smoking campaign, the perks of basic cable and "Alright, alright, alright!"  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are back in the studio. In this episode they get reacquainted with talking to one another in the same room. They discuss the first, second and newest Headgum offices and then get sidetracked by whistling. Plus, befriending an eagle, celebrating International Podcast Day, "Not today, Susan" and the sound of two cars! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam try to talk about cups but get sidetracked by Sluxke. What is Sluxke? You came to the right podcast to find out. Plus, a spelling bee!  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go fishing. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s fear of them, Adam’s indifference to them and a deli’s decision to put fish heads by the tuna salad. Plus, fish on the highway, sharks right behind you, the perfect gift for a worm and the sound of Billy cooling out! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get facials. In this episode they discuss the various things that go on your face. Glasses, mustaches, wires, cans, ears. The regulars. Plus, a look back at listener's No Joke Top 5 Episodes, the inevitable return of karaoke, the lotion phase of P2 and the sound of vocal warmups! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam put on their big boy pants. In this episode they discuss the denim devils known as jeans. When do we start wearing them? When do we stop wearing them? And why do jeans make 6% of Pittsburgh burst into tears? Plus, Adam sells a farmer a pair of slacks, Billy pulls off low rise jeans and the sound of two different car speeds!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go to the yogurt aisle. Is it cottage cheese? Is it a protein shake? Nobody knows what yogurt is. In this episode they discuss fruit on the bottom, live active cultures, growing into greek and more. Plus, multiple puberties, the age of sparkling water, Adam's yogurt chair and some 'gurt puns!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam choose their back to school supplies. In this episode they dust off their infamous bracket format to determine which is best the back to school item. Rulers, calculators, Trapper Keepers, lunchboxes and more. Plus leaky pens, a belated "Happy Slurpus," a look back at David Gray and the rare double pledge of allegiance!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam talk about garlic. Naturally. In this episode, they discuss the difficulties of unwrapping mother nature's garlic paper, its feud with Big Coffee, its complicated relationship with the Catholic Church and more. Plus, an update on the No Joke Olympics, hot dogs in a werewolf's ass and a public declaration that, "I Choose Garlic."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam travel the country. In this episode they learn about the history of various city's nicknames. The Big Apple. The Big Easy. Charm City. The Windy City. And more. Plus, the No Joke Olympics, Billy and Adam admit they are not men of their word, weekend vibes, Bermuda energy plus things you might hear in New Orleans!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take flight. In this episode they discuss bumping into people's knees with your luggage, the overhead baggage bullies, the mysterious locker room when you enter, the Doughboys and more. Plus, hot air balloons, fast cars, big wave surfing and the sounds of apologies!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam improve the past. In this episode, they get a head start on human / dinosaur relations. Saddles, side cars and, most importantly, safety goggles. Plus a sweet tweet, a calm speaking voice and dramatic line reads of, "Not The Mama!"Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are stuck. In this episode, they discuss the various glues: Elmer, Gorilla. Stick. What is their back of the paper glue strategy? Have they ever glued a sneaker to the ceiling? And should glue be... illegal? Plus, Mr. Clean's first name, the Humble Helpful Honda Guys, a quick lesson in sparkling, God and Billy's call to Adam!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam spent the day with Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury - two heavyweight boxers fighting for the championship belt in July. In this episode, Billy and Adam recap the day and their interviews. Then, they discuss what they expected, what surprised them and who they are rooting for. Plus, Billy's lack of twitter verification, how to sell a fight, mental health awareness, press conference silence treatments and a quick Michael Buffer impression!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam hit the ice. In this episode they try to talk about hockey but end up talking about twitter, wet rats, boring shows to see in a theater, bombarding Amir and more. Plus, the iceman cometh, Billy stayeth and the sound of a dad at a hockey game!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam bring a friend to the fest. Amir Blumenfeld, HeadGum's co-founder, joins them to discuss what went right and what went wrong with their plans for The No Joke Music and Arts Festival. Was he a fan of the chairs, car insurance and parkas? No. But was he a fan of the fake bands? Also no. Plus, learn about his previous two bands, Manage Storage and Amir and Steve, find out if he gets an invite to perform in the music tent and eavesdrop on a secret conversation between Billy and Adam!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam plan an epic summer festival. In this episode they head to Reno to select the musicians, comedians and commercial sponsors for the first annual No Joke Music and Arts Festival. Plus, folding chairs, eyeglass holders, fake names, funny bones and the sounds of Adam snoring!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam give aliens a few tips. In this episode they assume aliens will be landing on earth in the coming days and decide to make a few suggestions on how they can make a splashy arrival. Drop an album, start an Instagram account, put stickers on their UFOs and more. Plus, #TheWalletWars rages on, the secret of tequila soda and a few catchphrases for Aliens to use!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam brainstorm events for the first annual No Joke Olympics. In this episode they hatch a plan to compete in various Olympic events this Summer. Track and Field, Long Jump, Melon Toss, Artistic Swimming and more. Have a suggestion for an event? Let them know! Plus, a heartbreaking first act, Referee Geoffrey, the Wallet Wars and sounds of cheering and jeering!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go brack to the future. In this episode they pit various forms of french fries against one another in a March Madness style bracket to determine a winner. Curly, steak, sweet potato, waffle, McDonald's, and for some reason onion rings, go head to head for potato glory. Plus, Billy needs a Brother, Adam gets a #WhoIsFunnier vote and two more original line reads!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam prepare for the Summer. In this episode they catch bugs, dig up bones, take picnics and fill garbage bags with water. Plus, Adam does dramatic line reads, Billy begs influencers, they count the votes for #WhoIsFunnier and a second Boars Head parody song is performed!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam fall in love all over again. In this episode they play The Newlywed Game to recount where they had their first date, who is the messiest, what they were wearing the first time they met, who is the better driver, cook and answer other romantic quiz questions. Plus, Billy sings a Boars Head song and Adam teaches Tae Kwon Do!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam tip their cap. In this episode they try to determine the best hat via the bracket format. Baseball, cowboy, gardening, helmet, beekeeper and more. One will win. All are hats. Well, most are hats. Plus, user submitted bunny facts, tiny evil giraffes and Billy and Adam say, "That's hat," twice!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam play the game, "Never Have I Ever." In this episode they discuss public defecation, high diving boards, BB guns, serenades, swearing and more. Plus, their history with spin the bottle, seven minutes in heaven and the sound of three snaps!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam put their bunny where their mouth is. In this episode they discuss iconic bunnies. Easter. Bugs. Bad. All of them. Plus, broken headphones, spoiled stories, Shawn Mendes and a boing-boing sound!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go brack to brack. In their second bracket-format episode, eight breakfast foods go head to head and a winner is crowned. Will eggs crack under the pressure? Does half a grapefruit stand half a chance? And why do Billy and Adam say "cereal cold" and "cereal hot?" Plus, a look back at juices, Billy pitches doo-doo and the sound of a sizzle! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go mad for juice. In this episode they place eight different fruit juices in a March Madness style bracket to determine a winner. Who will get the number one seed? How far can guava go? And does anyone really like Cranberry juice? Plus pulp, throat coats, underdogs and the sound of a drink being poured! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam talk during the daytime. In this episode they reflect on some of the iconic and eccentric daytime talk show hosts from the 90s. Oprah, Rosie, Maury, Jerry, Montell and more. Plus, Adam teaches Billy about the Royal Family, Billy throws baked potatoes at a studio audience, more chaos from the Boars Head Boys and the sounds of a chainsaw! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get groceries. In this episode they discuss the joys and stresses of heading to the supermarket. What is their favorite aisle? Do they prefer cookies to crackers? Have they used Instacart? And what exactly is muzak? Plus, Adam joins Discord, Billy wants Boars Head bucks, more act break woes and the sound of drum!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get comfortable. In this episode they discuss their favorite type of shorts: mesh. They're light. They're breezy. They make you look like an oversized 13 year old. Also in the episode: the end of music on No Joke, experimental act breaks, Sean Connery impressions, buffalo stampedes and the sounds of a fly!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam walk on thin ice. In this episode they discuss crushed ice, cubed ice and that one ice cube that has a little tunnel running through it. Also, slushies, performative brain freeze, ice cubes that play music, logs in a supermarket, network notes from Nick Bernstein, the international holiday of Slurpus and music from Snow!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss the topic on everyone's mouths... toothpaste. In this episode they chat about Adam's minty loyalty, Billy's cheesecake in a tube and toothpaste so big it only fits in the tub. Plus, Rob Gronkowski, Review Revue and music from Foxy Brown!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam turn into monsters. In this episode they discuss King Kong, Godzilla, Blobs, Beetlejuice and The Addams Family vs. The Munsters. Plus, Adam fears the Reddit community, Billy takes a selfie with a T. Rex, episode numbers going down and a potential Clubhouse meet up. With music from Radiohead!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get on the roof. In this episode they discuss how to clean your gutter, gutter mothers and small talk with the gutter guy. Plus, bowling balls getting tossed through ceilings, saying knock knock after knocking on doors, escalators to the seventeenth floor and more. Plus, two songs from Outkast!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go under the big top. In this episode they discuss circus clowns, bears on bikes, tigers making pyramids, human cannonballs, trapeze artists, carnival barkers and more. Plus, rest in peace to Siegfried or Roy, why Billy doesn't bungee, where Adam would "land" and music from Miley Cyrus!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get in shape. In this episode they discuss childish circles, popular ovals and rhombus in the wild. Plus, flirting with Mary Poppins, pranking Kim Kardashian, Drake's pajamas, pocket delis and music from Common!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get in bed. In this episode they discuss indoor hammocks, ideal ways to sleep on the floor, disposable bed sheets, waterbed mysteries and more. Plus, begging for advertising, pointless superpowers, broken scotch tape, a renewed love of cryptocurrency and more. With music from the Dropkick Murphys!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam hit the reset button. In this episode they ring in the New Year by discussing bears, wolves, lions and ice cream sandwiches. Plus, a reminder to tell your friends you love them, projections on when the masks come off, a recap of some dirty emails from Adam's parents and music from Ace of Base!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a few big sips of their favorite hot drinks. In this episode they discuss coffee habits, coffee maggots, boiled booze, flavored milk and more. Plus, Billy's pasta problems, Adam's age appropriate genital songs, CD towers, cream questions and music from Young Black Teenagers!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are left Home Alone. In this episode, they discuss the classic Christmas movie. What exactly did the sticky bandits want? Why did Kevin feel the desire to shave? And which of his traps felt like it went a little too far. Plus, Pesci vs. Devito, Mutumbo on Cameo, pictures on cold cuts, cheesecake pizza and music from Snakes!Sponsor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam have their cake and eat it too. On the heels of Billy's birthday, they discuss their ideal birthday cake. Is it cheesecake? It is strawberry shortcake? Is it a sheet cake with a lifelike photo printed on top? Plus, a review of Billy's prosciutto idea, the decline of horns in pop songs, how to "rip it up big dog style," folding gum, flying saucers and music from Lou Monte! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are building bridges. In this episode they discuss what they like and what they fear about them. When driving, do they prefer the upper level or lower level? Have they ever ridden a bike over a bridge? And how can big fans make bridges safer? Plus, prosciutto and dill chewing gum, a No Joke freestyle from Cue, Adam's brief friendship with Justin Bieber and music from Meredith Brooks!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam sit on their thrones and talk about crowns. Or at least they try to. In this episode they discuss what makes a castle, the collaboration between Jay Z and Kanye West and whether the flashlight on your phone is an app. Plus, a potential new rebrand, a potential trip to Prague and music from Snakes!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam breathe a sigh of relief. In this episode, they discuss their current mental state now that election results have been called for Biden and Harris. How has it affected their mood? Are they enjoying television differently? Sports? Twitter? Plus, Billy raises the roof, Adam honks his horn and a live look-in at the Discord community. With music from Carol King!Sponsor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy, Adam and the rest of the country are waiting on the Presidential Election results. Recorded 48 hours after Election Day, votes are still being counted in key states. In this episode, they discuss the past two days, which rides Adam would be willing to wait for at an amusement park, how fast they used to speak in studio, Nithya Raman's historic win and the importance of Georgia's runoff election in January. Plus, music from Hamilton!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam prepare for Election Day. And they are scared. In this episode they discuss how, and if, they plan on watching the results on television. Which networks will they watch and when? Do they expect the results to come in that night? And what were they talking about on Election Day in 2016? Plus, a Dodger tests positive for Covid-19 in the World Series, Billy and Adam design their own hazmat suits and music from Snakes!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam take a look back at the history of getting the word out. From the ancient Greeks, to Paul Revere, to canvassing for local elections - humans have always worked to share information efficiently. In this episode, they discuss how they are getting the word out about candidates and issues they support. Then, they play a few voice mails from listeners explaining why they are voting too. Plus, Billy gets stuck in a muffler, Adam uses a blue pen and music from the Beastie Boys!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam reminisce on the snack bars that raised them. Whether it was an ice skating rink, bowling alley, YMCA or other - the building, and the experience, was always defined by the snack bar. In this episode, they discuss how they would spend six dollars, hot dogs vs. pizza, the appropriate price of a soda, where to put jalapenos and much more. With music from Arrow! Sponsor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss their reactions to Donald Trump getting the Coronavirus. In this episode, they relive when they found out, how they found out, what they were skeptical of and how they felt about his joy ride around Walter Reed hospital. Plus, other infected staff members, steroids, Vice President Kanye, a reminder to vote and a freestyle from Lil Wayne!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam compare two stores they have never been to. In this episode, they open up their phones and try to navigate the wholesale giants' websites to see how much things cost. And... they get overwhelmed. Plus, Adam is on the east coast, Billy is sleepy, ring lights, Volvos, Hankooks and more. With music from Adele!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adam packs his bags for a month in upstate New York. In this episode, Billy and Adam discuss what it takes to prepare for a cross country flight in a pandemic with a family. Hear about the work it takes, masks it requires and first class tickets purchased. Plus, pats on the backs, garbage bag luggage, Krackel care packages, cookies in your ass and music from Young Thug!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy spent the past few days camping in Oregon and escaping the wildfires. What was the trip like? Were there any peaceful moments? Were there any dungeons? And how dangerous did the area get? Plus, smoky single-lane highways, gut wrenching decisions under the Redwoods, raspberry skies in Eureka and music by The Real McCoy!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam travel back 17 years to the 2003 Teen Choice Awards. In this episode, they celebrate Eminem, Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce, Paul Walker and other less famous pop stars. Plus, Billy stops going viral, celebrity marriages gone wrong and music from Norah Jones! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy goes viral and Adam has questions. In this episode, Billy breaks down a tweet that earned him 40 thousand likes in 24 hours. Hear about his process, his plan and his newfound kinship with John Cusack. Plus, ethernet cables, Jonas Brothers, thank you cards for Padma and more. With music from Black Thought!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go shopping in the year 2019. In this episode they try to guess what last year's top selling items were according to USA Today. Air Pods? Nintendo Switches? Pokemon thermoses? A sturdy Coleman cooler? It's truly anyone's guess. Plus, Adam almost buys Beats By Dre, Billy shares his little ponies and music from Dreamville!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are just kidding. In this episode, they reference Red Tricycle's, "Top 249 Jokes for Kids" to see if they can guess the punchlines to the setups. It's harder than it sounds. Plus, the physical toll of when it rains men, a Billy and Adam switch-a-roo, gritty voice memos, a Disney crow retraction and music from Marcia Griffiths!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get gritty. In this episode, they discuss the upcoming (and real) gritty reboot to Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Then, they come up with a few gritty reboots of their own. Listen as they pitch updated, darker versions of shows like Seinfeld, Alf, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and more. Plus, Adam gets a scorpion in his pants, Billy has too many microphones and music from The Animaniacs!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam head to the movie... quotes. In this episode, they reference, "AFI's Most Iconic Movie Quotes from the Past 100 Years," to quiz one another on how many they actually know. Plus, Jon Lovitz love, bears on trampolines, hitting Frodo with a shopping cart, Billy's blink count and music from Dumbo!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam play a word association game while discussing the alphabet. Will they have a lot of the same words? Or surprisingly few? The answer may surprise you. Plus, Adam's plush lifestyle, Billy's near miss with a manatee and music by Queen!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss the changing societal norms due to Covid-19. Will water parks still be a thing? Is eating family style at restaurants over? How will Ben and Jerry's "Ver-Monster" survive? What about handshakes? Plus, the Washington Football Team, cardboard baseball fans, spilling soap, zoom usage, hologram concerts, a Ruff Ryders quiz and more. With music from DMX!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam clean up and talk about hygiene. In this episode, Billy breaks down his beautiful new toes, Adam explains why his hands almost fell off from over washing and they briefly discuss a mask for bald people. Plus, a pill that sanitizes you for 12 hours, human bug zappers, moving truck seat preferences, condiment explanations and a voice mail from Billy's sister Kristin! With music from The Andrews Sisters!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSponsor: QuipSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam talk about the little known musical Hamilton. It features an up and coming writer / performer named Lin Manuel Miranda and covers American politics... with a hip hop twist. Also, Billy records from a condor's nest, Adam learns about pool hopping and they finally get to the bottom of how Cirque Du Soleil made it to the top of No Joke Public List. Plus, music from the Newsies!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam sleep under the stars and talk about camping. How are group camping trips different than camping with one other person? Is there anything to be afraid of? Is there anything not to be afraid of? Plus, water shoes, garlic, baseball highlights, air mattresses, defunding the No Joke police and music from Hair!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam talk tarps. You roll them on to a baseball field. You put them on top of logs. And for some reason, IKEA bags are made out of them. You know them. You love them. Tarps. Plus, a discussion on the NBA's attempt to re-open in Florida, voice memos from mimes, how to make 50 million dollars in Reno and music from Mya!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam reflect on the events that rocked America over the past three weeks. The Coronavirus, the murder of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor, the protests that followed and the reopening of our economy. How did they react to the news? Did they protest? Did they feel conflicted with the virus? Do they support the reopening of our city's businesses? And... now what? With music from Run The Jewels.Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam pick up the phone and listen to a bunch of listener's voice memos. Hear Billy and Adam hear from sports broadcasters, civil engineers, accountants, Android users, big sisters, little brothers, mother-in-laws and more. Plus, Game On, Adam's microphone and music by Johnny Cash!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam reflect on the ESPN documentary, The Last Dance. What were their memorable moments? What stories surprised them the most? And did it change their perception of the 90's Bulls and Michael Jordan? Plus, a look back at their favorite cameos, MJ's supposed bullying, the scandals, the cigars, how social media changed the game and more. With music from KRS-One!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam open up their bathroom cabinets to discuss skin care. What skin care secret has Billy been hiding? Why did Adam enjoy burning his face as a teenager? And how is bourbon like face cream? Plus, a discussion on The Last Dance, the Hall of Fame, bad pads, medical wings, artist renderings, Tony The Tiger and another No Joke remix from Caleb Farley!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam kick their feet up and talk couches. Do they prefer them stiff or soft? Are they fans of chaise lounges? And why is mid century modern so popular in Los Angeles? Plus, fish under hats, high shelf helpers, nodegas, crooners, coffee catastrophes and music by Capleton!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam meet the neighbors. In this episode they discuss the central difference between suburban neighbors and apartment neighbors. Why are we giving each other so many muffins? Is it okay to yell across the street? And why do the couple upstairs make so much noise? Plus, a rap battle result, Animal Crossing IOUs, murals, game shows and music from The Roots!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam remember what it was like to sit around a table with friends. In this episode they discuss dinner parties and all that comes with them. The food, the wine and the dishes. Plus, a rap battle for the ages, everymen, handymen and music from Deltron 3030! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam revisit the classic teen sitcom, Saved By The Bell. In this episode, they discuss Bayside, The Max, Zack, Jesse, Screech and Belding. What made it so entertaining? Why did they give Kelly the last name Kapowski? And remember Stacey Carosi? Plus, Lisa's family finances, AC the principal, time outs, weed dealers, robot rap battles and music by Babyface!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam hit the slopes in the middle of April to discuss skiing. Why do people glide down mountains? Why do they glide cross country? And what exactly is belly boarding? Plus, NBA farts, five fast facts, voice mails, librarians, bread based recipes, please the size of whales and music by Hoodie Allen!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSponsor: QuipSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get cozy and talk about blankets. What makes a quilt? Are you allowed to nap under the covers? And do we really need bed sheets? Plus, bee remixes, hats that fly, nets on windows, spoon men, pastors, manifests, sprinklers and music by Caleb Farley and Father John Misty!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSponsor: Meet CuteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take flight and discuss flying objects. What does the inside of a blimp look like? Why are people flying around like bats? And are hang gliders still a thing? Plus, new voice mails, new Hall of Fame members, a tiny flat screen, a cop, an accountant, a big band and music by Nickel Creek!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are still recording from their homes and this is a bonus episode about Adulthood. What do they wish they knew 10 years ago? What should young adults be looking out for today? And why is now a bad time to give advice? Plus, Adam has an exercise bike, other Emmas from other countries, someone gets banned from the No Joke Hall of Fame and music by Susanne Sundfør!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaNote: Billy's audio is so-so. Sorry!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam record an episode from their homes on the topic that is on everyone's minds... bread. It was highly ranked on No Joke Public List dot com - and they tried their best to break it down. Also in the episode, pump fakes from listeners, voice memos from goldsmiths, sweet onion chicken teriyakis from Subway and music from The Beastie Boys!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In light of the potential self-quarantine, Billy and Adam discuss their favorite indoor activities. Video games, home golf, meditation... how do they plan to pass the time while cooped up at home? Plus, more voice mails, hall of fame inductions and music by Gwar!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam jump into the world of condiments. What is the difference between a dip and a spread? How come we don't put ketchup on sandwiches? And is vinegar having a comeback? Plus, the No Joke Hall of Fame might be a prison, a reveal on whether bees have muscles and a "Hey I'm Walking Here" remix by Caleb Farley!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam talk socks. Do they pull them all the way up? Do they like to show their ankles? Or, do they... uh oh... push their tube socks down? Also, Billy and Adam explain why the ankles are actually the gateway to the soul. Plus, more whale sized bee debates, a new No Joke expert, international voice memos, a gross photo request and music by Celia Cruz!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam imagine a world in which bees are the size of whales. How might it effect the food chain? Would they always be knocking down buildings? Are we living in a big bee simulation? Plus, Sarah "The Glock" McLachlan, backpack chat, hall of fame speeches, Joey’s head and music by The Eagles!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam were gifted a new website where you can suggest topics for them to discuss. In this episode, they head over to No Joke Public List (.com) to see what the Nation wants to hear about. Plus, Adam's bloody fingers, Sheryl Crow vs. Rod Stewart, begging for a second website, improving the bike hat, upvotes, garlic, magic words and music by Vampire Weekend!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaVisit: www.NoJokePublicList.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam revisit one of their favorite 90's albums, Jock Jams. In this episode, they try to figure out what is playing in modern arenas, they try to avoid doing 120 pushups and they try to play all of their voice memos. Plus, a lesson in giraffe sounds, Adam toots his own horn and music by VeggieTales!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam open up their phones and try to talk about crying emojis. There are various types of crying emojis... and Billy and Adam want to know why. Naturally, they get sidetracked with chats on the Nickelback catalogue, new photographs, recipes, rebranding, "tips of my toes" voice mails and so much more. Plus, music by Tribe Called Quest!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a trip to the zoo but get distracted by voice memos, animal sounds and the No Joke Olympics. In this episode, hear about Adam throwing rings on rhinos, why Giraffes are bags of wind and scorpions behind doors. Plus, the pod gets a rebrand, a VM from Australia and music from N Sync!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam reflect on the Thon. And what a Thon it was. In this episode, they talk about their 200th podcasts' successes, failures and unexpectedly touching moments. Also in the episode, they receive an international voice memo, a Pokemon bounty and five freaking wallets in the mail. Plus, the No Joke Olympics, "tips of my toes, tips of my nose," and music by Spacehog! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 200th episode of the No Joke Podcast is upon us. And so is... The Beg-A-Thon. In this episode, Billy and Adam host a telethon where they beg for attention. Listen to them reflect on the first 199 episodes while being treated to voice messages from friends, fans and family. Stick around for random bursts of karaoke and play along with games that look back on their ridiculous catalogue of podcasts. Clocking in at just under 4 hours, this isn't only the longest episode of No Joke... it's also the most absurd. With music from Carrie Underwood, Superman, Lou Monte and more!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are once again joined by Adam's parents, Susan and Jeff, to discuss their free time. Naturally, they get sidetracked into conversations about subscribing to things, raising Adam and their love of the podcast. Plus, an original song by Susan, the invention of Duraflame logs and music from Bye Bye Birdie!Sponsor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the final episode of 2019, Billy and Adam are joined by HeadGum founder, Marty Michael, to discuss his role as snack selector for the HeadGum offices. How has he improved his company's snacks over the years? When have his decisions come up short? And what exactly is a Snack Nation? All of these hard hitting questions plus National Anthems, loyalty reward points and music by Bing Crosby!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam grab a legal pad and talk about pens and pencils. In this episode they discuss their love of Dixon Ticonderoga, their respect for the Number 2 pencil, their disrespect for the mechanical pencil, their fear of wet pens and their love of nude pens. Plus, The Doobie Brothers, The Doobie Others and music by Pennywise! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by writer, comedian and friend, Dave Ross, to discuss the world of Pixar movies. Which are their favorite? What makes them different? And is Disney+ worth the purchase? Plus, a major Beg-A-Thon update, the Happy Birthday song and music by Wale!Sponsor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam grab their shopping bags and head to the mall. In this episode, they discuss the indoor malls they grew up in and the outdoor malls they go to now. Why are the food courts so fun? Why is the music so loud? And why are malls becoming bowling alleys and escape rooms? Plus, more Beg-A-Thon, Adam's December deal making and music by Wheatus!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss one of America's greatest living actors, Tom Hanks. In this episode, they look back at his iconic films and sparkling reputation. What makes him so lovable? What makes him so relatable? And did you know that his son is a rapper? Plus, "Plot or Not Plot," more Beg-A-Thon details and music by the Wonders!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam make a grocery list and head to the supermarket. In this episode, they discuss the different types of markets, the different types of shopping experiences, the staples they always buy and the treats they like to gift themselves. Plus, the beginning stages of Beg-A-Thon, the allure of all you can eat buffets and music by SWV!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this late night episode, Billy and Adam get comfy and put on their pajamas. What is the ideal sleep outfit? Do they run hot or cold? And a brief introduction to feather technology. Plus, more begging, bugs in the butt and music by Fat Joe!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSponsor: QuipSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get spooky and discuss Halloween. Are they "costume guys?" When is it appropriate to eat your baby's candy? And what it is the best way to throw toilet paper in your neighbor's tree? Plus, Padma Lakshmi RTs Adam, their upcoming telethon, "Begging For Attention" and music by Kool & The Gang!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BIlly and Adam hit the court to preview the upcoming NBA Season. In this episode they examine decades of Knicks failures, identify the new favorites to win the NBA title and try to find a new franchise to root for. Plus they beg for press, invite emails from their listeners and feature music by Snakes!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get some sleep and talk about naps. Are they worth it? Should you take them? Can they be taught? Plus, Adam begs for listens, Billy insults a lullaby and music by Ghostface Killah! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the 16th anniversary of 2003, so Billy and Adam look back at the songs that defined it. Weird idea? Yes! Listen to them fondly remember Nelly, 50 Cent, Ashanti, Justin Timberlake and other less famous pop stars. Plus, an examination of the notes app apology phenomenon, the rise of St. Louis slang and music by Tom Jones!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get cleaned up and discuss the world of haircuts. What makes a good one? What makes a bad one? And what is the difference between a barbershop and a salon? Plus, Billy talks about his childhood barber crush, Adam explains how he plays the field with hair cutters and music by Seth Rogen and Billy Eichner!Sponsored by QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam try to figure out what makes a fad. Why do things spring into popularity one moment and disappear the next? And what kind of impact do they have long term? In this episode, Billy and Adam take a look back at Tamagochi, Pogs, Gangnam Style, Egg Salad and more to try and identify the reasons for their success. Plus, Billy's trip to Greece, public flubs and music by Leonard Cohen!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by actress, friend and Serena Williams super-fan Chloé Wepper. In this episode they discuss Serena Williams' past twenty years as a tennis champion. What made her different than the other players? What challenges did she face? What records did she break? Also, Billy and Adam look back at Chloe's amazing contributions to iconic Snakes songs and music by Beyoncé!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam hit the stage and sing to the rafters. In this episode, they break down their favorites musicals (Les Mis and Cabaret), the most popular musicals (Hamilton and Oklahoma) and the weirdest musicals (Cats.) Plus, they take a look back at the Harvard Sailing Team musical, the work it takes to be a musical theater actor and music from The Book of Mormon!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get colorful. In this episode they explore a variety of colors and try to discern what they mean to them. Why is red intense? Why is green calming? Why is gray sweatpants? Plus, a surprise from Jimmy Eat World, what the No Joke listeners have learned and music from Tracy Morgan!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get weird and talk about Al. A musical comedy icon, he is also Adam's hero. But why? In this episode, hear about Adam's recent concert going experience and how it reignited his love for Weird Al Yankovic. The voice, the hair, the orchestra, the accordion. The man is a living legend. Plus, surprising wigs, fainting in Brooklyn and music by TLC! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam surf the web to find the internet's best free crap. In this episode they search the Los Angeles listings on Craigslist for anything that doesn't money. Listen as Billy and Adam peruse cardboard, plants, dirt, chairs and a single pack of hot chocolate. Plus, auctions, Lyft drivers and music by Weird Al Yankovic!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by friend, and academic, Dave Deliema, to learn about his studies on the subject of failure. What compels someone to study failure? How does someone study failure? And what exactly constitutes a "failure?" In this episode, Billy, Adam and Dave discuss the often overlooked, and highly impactful, aspects of dealing with "failures" and how we can improve upon the practice. Plus, a recap of Adam's work as Billy's wedding officiant, the perfect time to buy a bunch of roller coasters and music by Brand Nubian!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam dig into the HeadGum snack cabinet to see what the HG employees and podcasters are eating. In this episode, they analyze the chips, gummies, meats and meals provided by HeadGum founder, and snack supervisor, Marty Michael. Then, they discuss what your snack choices say about you, the snacks you have to have in an office and try to figure out why there are meatballs in the HeadGum freezer. With music by Nappy Roots!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam put on their swimmies and take a dip. In this episode they discuss dorky water shoes, disgusting lakes, difficult bathing suits, dangerous cliff jumping and more. Plus, a story about Adam's father the hero, Billy's trip to the Dead Sea and music by Loudon Wainwright!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are babies. In this episode, they listen to some of the most iconic songs for children. Hear their reviews on bangers such as Twinkle Twinkle, Wheels on the Bus, Farmer and the Dell, Let It Go and more. Plus, a chat on the Bagel Boss guy, Old Town Road and music by Five For Fighting!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam return from their Summer hiatus to explain what's new. In short, Adam is a dad and Billy is a husband. In this episode they recount their past two months. Hear stories about tequila shots, olive groves, new dad smell and... Loaf Johnson. With music by Carly Rae Jepsen!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam welcome NASA-JPL engineer Anne Marinan to the show to hopefully learn to a thing or two. In this episode, Anne teaches them about rockets, space stations, CubeSats, deep space and her work at the Jet Propulsion Lab! Also, they discuss commercial space travel, the path to becoming an astronaut and an upcoming No Joke hiatus. With music by Dave Matthews Band!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss the products that proudly market themselves as, "As Seen on TV." What makes them so weird? How come they aren't sold in stores? And are any of them... necessary? Also in the episode, Billy and Adam learn about wet hats, cop cameras and reinvent the Bible! With music by Chia Pets!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss one of the most popular movie franchises of all time, Star Wars. Have they seen all of the movies? No. Will that stop them from talking about it? Also no. In this episode, Billy gives an alternate backstory to Luke Skywalker, Adam gives a lesson on 70's film school and they both shine a light on Mel Brooks' Spaceballs. With music by MC Chris!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSponsor: QuipSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam field questions that were originally asked to Dear Abby in 1991. Very helpful tips... for very outdated questions. Learn what to do when a toddler orders a pizza, learn what not to do when a police officer is pulling someone over and for the love of god do not ask for honeymoon help from your wedding guests. With music by Dean Martin!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam aren't big fans of karaoke... and yet they still made this episode. Listen to them sing songs by Gloria Estefan, The Righteous Brothers, Sinead O'Connor and more live in the HeadGum studio. It gets embarrassing. With music by Scissor Sisters!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam sit down with former NFL tight end, and Hard Knocks superstar, Devon Cajuste. In this episode they discuss Devon's career as a football player and the steps he has taken to transition out of it. What would compel someone to leave a life as a professional athlete? Was it difficult? And what comes next? In this insightful chat, Devon teaches us about alternative methods of leadership, his time with the Green Bay Packers, the power of crystals, his new healing business and also shares a song he wrote!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaVisit: DCajuste.com for more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a trip to the African Safari to discuss the Disney classic, The Lion King. Which characters do they relate to the most? Which celebrities are they excited to see in the upcoming reboot? And is The Lion King the greatest Disney soundtrack ever? Plus, a history lesson in techno music, Adam goes viral and a breakdown of the naughtiest numbers. With music by Santigold!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam had so much fun talking about emojis they decided to run it back. And luckily, friend, comedian and podcaster Ify Nwadiwe is here to join them. In this episode, Ify teaches them about using AIM on his Sidekick, getting Catfished, how and when to use an emoji on Instagram and why we should embrace the ever changing dynamics of communication. Plus, Twitch, Gifs and music by Sebastian Tellier!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam trade phones and examine one another's most used emojis. In this episode they break down the key differences between using the yellow skin tone vs the natural skin tone, the rise of animojis, what a thumbs up really means and much more. Plus, No Fear / No Joke t-shirts, an upcoming HeadGum Live show in LA, bubble parties at teen clubs and music by Coldplay!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by actress and friend, Kaitlin Doubleday to discuss travel. Katie starred on the TV show Nashville - and ended up buying a house there. Adam went to Paris and lost his wife in a hot air balloon. So, travel can lead to different results. Plus, hear what it's like to perform at the Grand Ole Opry, have morning sickness in Portugal and enjoy music by Super Mario Bros!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam try to figure out if college athletes should be paid for their work. In this episode, they study star basketball player, Zion Williamson, and try to decipher his overall value to Duke. Should he be getting more than an education from his school? Should he be getting 100 million dollars from Nike? What about about the athletes on smaller collegiate sports teams - should they get paid as well? Plus, John Forte & Carly Simon's unlikely friendship, a review of the movie Free Solo, the end of Q&A with B&A and music by En Vogue!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Razzies are an award show that celebrates the worst films of the year. In this episode, Billy and Adam look back on 2018's "winners.” Plus, remembering Steven Brody Stevens, Nelly Furtado vs Natalie Imbruglia and music by Matty B Raps!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam dial up the testosterone to discuss the world of bachelor parties. What makes a good one? What makes a bad one? And is stripping... necessary? Plus, one way nudity, comedy on airplanes, the Academy Awards and music by Def Leppard!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam research fast food chains to find out what is on their secret menus. Places like In-N-Out, McDonalds, KFC, Starbucks and Burger King all have mysterious meals that people can order. Most of those meals... are disgusting. Plus, mole complaints, Madonna appreciation and music by Childish Gambino and Billy!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam celebrate Valentine's Day by learning what their love languages are. Love Languages, as defined by author Gary Chapman, help define an individual's preferred way to give and receive love. Some prefer the physical touch, while others prefer acts of service. Find out if Billy and Adam are similar, different or completely incapable of loving. Plus... kisses, quizzes and music from Led Zeppelin!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam welcome Headgum founder and friend, Amir Blumenfeld, on the show. In previous episodes, Amir has been teased for keeping his wallet in his front pocket. Finally, he gets his chance to defend the decision. What does a front pocket wallet say about you? Is it actually more comfortable? And what, if anything, can Billy and Adam learn from it? Plus, Amir's basketball podcast, an appreciation for two dollar bills and music by Rancid!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam talk about feet... "the hands of the legs." Adam's got a broken foot... and Billy has questions. How has it inconvenienced him? What is worse - a cast or a boot? And is Adam now... a scooter guy? Plus, Billy and Adam receive gifts, Billy shares a humiliating soccer story and music by Christina Aguilera!Sponosor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam walk down a 15 year old red carpet and visit the 2004 Teen Choice Awards. Who were the winners, the losers, the villains and the hotties? Grab your trophy surfboards, we're going back in time, teens! Plus, music by Frank Ocean and Lindsay Lohan!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by wizard-in-training, Maggie Marion, to discuss the world of Harry Potter. In this episode, they learn about Harry, Hats, Muggles and more. Also, Maggie explains which Hogwarts house Billy and Adam belong in, how the story parallels today's political problems and shares her love for reading out loud. Plus, Adam's broken foot, Billy's dumb presumptions and music by Bette Midler!Sponsor: BombfellTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam want to share a little good news. In this episode, they take a look back at some of the positive global headlines that didn't make national news last year. Adidas created recycled shoes, turtle safety improved by a lot, free socks were given to 8 million people, border walls came down and environmental protections went up. Plus, a debate on debates, mailing body parts to enemies and music by Keynes and Hayek!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this year-end episode, Billy and Adam take a look back at the No Joke podcasts they made in 2018. What were their favorite episodes? Who were their favorite guests? And what was their most inane topic? (It was Mocktails.) Celebrate another year of Billy and Adam's banter by listening to them banter about another year. With music by Green Day!Sponsored by: JordTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a look at some of the popular, and lesser known, movies that star Santa Claus. What makes a good Santa story? And why does it always require someone getting magically transported? Relive movies like Elf, Bad Santa and Ernest Saves Christmas and then learn about movies like Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Krampus and something called Prancer. Plus, Billy almost ruins a Dickens classic and music by Frank Scafuri!Sponsored by: JordTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam explore popular American idioms to determine what they mean. Why do people say, "Hit the hay" instead of "going to bed?" What does, "Make hay while the sun shines," mean? And why are there so many idioms about hay? Plus, music by Phish, Crucial Conflict and a trip back to the drawing board.Sponsored by: JordTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by executive chef, partner and friend, Nick Korbee. In this episode, they learn about his NYC establishment, Egg Shop, and what it takes to run a restaurant. Is it better to master one dish or cater to a wide audience? Is it daunting to try and improve the bacon, egg and cheese? And are allergy driven meals here to stay? Plus, International Deathburgers, Vietnam War themed restaurants and our new ad bell! Sponsored by: Butcher Box & BombfellTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by actress, writer and wallet owner, Reilly Anspaugh. In this episode, they learn a little more about the female wallet. How is a wallet different than a bag? How is a bag different than a purse? And what would compel someone to store a pill and a sheet of paper in their pocket? These questions get answered, plus music from DMX and Hillary Duff!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by senior editor for Vulture, Jesse David Fox. Jesse has conducted interviews with some of comedy's biggest names including Jimmy Fallon, Jerry Seinfeld, Reggie Watts and more. In this episode they discuss the different approaches to preparing for and conducting interviews. Plus, some appreciation for Sinbad, Jesse's podcast Good One and music from the Carousel soundtrack!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by filmmaker, and fiancé, Marina Michelson to discuss her short film, Biophilia, and her favorite film, Clueless. In this episode they revisit the Clueless cast, the quotes, the music and the upcoming reboot. Plus, info on where you can watch Biophilia, Billy vs. Zack Morris and music by Jill Sobule!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam perform a concert live on No Joke. In this episode, they reflect on their catalogue of rap songs and roll the dice to see if they can remember the lyrics to some of them. Hear them perform tracks about chicken, delis, Kevin, Czechoslovakia and more. Plus, a Spotify playlist request and new music by The Jeps!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been two years since the 2016 election. In this episode, Billy and Adam discuss how they've changed, how the country has changed and what changes they would like to see in the coming years. The Midterm Elections are right around the corner. The future is now. Please vote for a brighter tomorrow. With music by Robyn.Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take it to the streets and welcome Dan Gregor to the show. Dan has written and produced on How I Met Your Mother and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, directed the feature Most Likely to Murder and is about to reboot Rookie of the Year. But in this episode, he discusses his work canvassing for the Democratic Party before the midterm elections. How does one get involved? Does going door-to-door get confrontational? What does it do? These questions get answered, plus a final push for young voters and music by Beto O'Rourke!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are for the children... and so is Wu Tang. In this episode, Billy and Adam provide a quick history lesson on each member of the rap group, Wu Tang Clan. RZA, GZA, ODB, Method Man, Ghostface Killah, Raekwon, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Cappadonna and Masta Killa. Who are they? How did their crew get formed? Who is the architect of it all? And what does each member provide? These questions get answered, plus a quick tip on computer captcha and music by Method Man!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a ride with the people and discuss public transportation. In this episode they recall the perils of the Long Long Island Railroad, the culture of NYC subways and their low-key love for the LA Gold Line. Plus, a second definition for the word "gross," a dismissal of Elon Musk, the Mole People and music by Mos Def!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam reflect on rock and roll's most iconic one hit wonders. You know the songs - but who are the artists? In this episode, they learn about Soft Cell, The Baha Men, Los Del Rio, Toni Basil, A-Ha and others. Plus, more Q&A with B&A, a HeadGum pizza debacle and music by Tim Heidecker!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam roll the dice and do an episode about board games. What games did they grow up on? What games do they currently play? And why do board games turn people into maniacs? Plus, Billy and Adam discuss a recent twitter controversy in which listeners confessed to hating the "ad bell," a recap of the first Q&A with B&A and music by Anita Ward!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by friend, artist and audio expert, Bennett Williamson. Bennett hosts multiple radio shows and has built a radio station too. But how do radio stations work? And how do sound waves work? In this episode, they discuss the electromagnetic spectrum, invisible energy, DJing and Wallets the Board Game. Plus, "Q&A with B&A," and music by Hailu Mergia!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaPatreon: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss the relevancy and responsibility of the Nike brand. They’ve made Colin Kaepernick the face of their 30th annual, "Just Do It" campaign. Why did they do it? Should they have done it? Is the NFL mad? Is that a good thing? Plus, their infamous marketing campaigns, a major Patreon announcement and music by basketballs!Sponsor: Warby ParkerTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaPatreon: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by comedian and writer Max Silvestri to discuss the world of reality TV. Max has hosted a reality show on Bravo, written iconic reality recaps for NY Mag and is a low-key fan of Vanderpump Rules. In this episode, they talk through the cultural impact of reality TV and where they think unscripted media is heading. Plus, Max has a new Netflix special and music by Dena Deadly!Sponsor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaPatreon: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam wanted to give advice but no one had any questions for them. So, they did the next best thing and answered questions submitted to the advice column, Dear Abby. In this episode, Billy and Adam give unsolicited advice on televisions at the dinner table, spiders in the mailbox and hitting the road after your kids are grown up. Plus, sibling rivalries, fifteen year old thieves and music from Band of Horses!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaPatreon: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam cover a topic nobody asked for and recap the 1999 Teen Choice Awards. They look back on the winners, the losers and the surprising amount of Brandy. Find out who won Best Hottie, Most Disgusting Movie Scene, Favorite Athlete and Choice Model. Revisit an era that was ruled by Ricky Martin, Britney Spears, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Grab your surfboard, teens, we're heading back to the Willenium. With music from The Beach Boys!Sponsor: Mack WeldonTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam welcome friend and Lakers fan, Amir Blumenfeld, to discuss his newest star player, Lebron James. In this episode they explore Lebron's low key announcement, why he chose LA, how it differed from "The Decision" and how Lakers fans reacted to the news. Also, an examination of #NBATwitter and Amir's quest to be accepted by it's members. Plus, Trump's dumb attacks on Lebron, the new public school he opened in Akron and a summer anthem by Zedd!Sponsors: RXBAR & QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaFun Size on Patreon: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam welcome friend and musician, Ryan Glennan, to the show. In this episode they discuss the highs and lows of going on the road. The vans, the spreadsheets and the shady guy who runs the motel. Plus, performing for no one, the joys of McGriddles and new music from Ryan's band, Send Medicine!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaTour: http://www.sendmedicineband.com/ Fun Size: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam host the third annual Summer Anthems episode and discuss iconic music from Christina Aguilera, The Black Eyed Peas, LMFAO, Drake, Usher, Mariah Carey, Beyonce and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam welcome food writer and friend, Katherine Spiers, to the show. In this episode they discuss the untimely deaths of Jonathan Gold and Anthony Bourdain. How did their approach to food, and life, influence people? What can we learn from them? And what is The Rogue 99? Plus, Katherine's glossy childhood, Billy and Adam say the "T word" and music by Lady of Rage!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam can't dance but choreographer, and friend, Megan Batoon is here to help. In this episode, Megan offers some tips to save them on the dance floor. Also, they discuss Billy's broken hips, Adam's wild style and Megan's relationship to coin flips. Plus, Billy and Adam engage in a dance contest, Megan gets a promotion in Step Up and music by Trip Lee!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam make a splash and take a trip to the water park. In this episode, they discuss lazy rivers, speed slides, wave pools and pee-pee problems. Then, they design their own water park. It's got a whale. Plus, candy from Slovakia, low risk waterfalls and music from the Little Mermaid!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam bring back one of their most popular topics with HeadGum founder, Marty Michael. In this episode, they explore Marty's wallet to determine what it says about him. It's organized, it's minimalist, it's fancy... it's Marty. Plus, wallets in the front pocket, money clip cockiness and music from Juvenile!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam debate each city's offerings to see which region is king. In this episode they compare pizza vs tacos, four seasons vs one, traffic vs subways, accents, fashion, architecture and more. Plus, a freestyle from Tupac and Biggie!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by their friend, and writer for Bleacher Report, Dave Schilling. In this episode Dave explains his path to sports writing, what it's like covering the NBA finals and a brief history of working at Grantland. They also discuss the future of sports journalism and examine how, and why, the industry has changed over the past decade. Plus, jacked mascots, drinking on the job and music from Neil Diamond!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam will not apologize for discussing apologies. In this episode they explore Roseanne Barr's racist tweets, memories of having to say "I'm sorry," and their current, apology-driven personalities. Plus, a recap of the Mocktail episode and music by Amy Winehouse!Sponsor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam leave the alcohol on the shelf and try to talk about mocktails. Cocktails without booze. Fun. Also in the episode, a critical analysis of The Offspring, the legend of Coco Lopez and a drink called the Meg Ryan. Plus, Adam "comes around" and music by Green Day!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam have had a string of bad luck. They talked about Bitcoin and the market crashed. They talked about the Knicks and Porzingis tore his ACL. They talked about Kanye's Twitter and, well, you get the point. In an effort to reverse the curse, they look the problem straight in the eye and discuss curses. The Kennedys, The Bermuda Triangle, The Madden Curse and more. Plus, music by Screamin Jay Hawkins!Sponsored by: HimsTheme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaDonate to the show at Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy won two Sports Emmys and Adam has questions. In this episode they discuss the nature of the work, the nominations and the moment Billy found out he won. Plus, Good King Wenceslas, The ECNYs and music by Drake!Sponsored by: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate to "Fun Size" on PatreonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam celebrate Mothers Day by honoring the women who raised them... TV Moms. In this episode they discuss Sophia from the Golden Girls, Estelle Costanza, both Aunt Vivs and so many more moms. Plus, a trip around the world with Hyped 4.0, a tease of their second podcast, Fun Size, and music by Dick Van Dyke!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate to "Fun Size" on PatreonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam sit down with author, adventurer and friend Marina Shifrin to discuss her new book, 30 Before 30. At age 23, Marina made a list of goals to accomplish before her 30th birthday. Well, she accomplished them... wrote about them... and her stories are hilarious. Also in the episode - growing up in a Russian household, the unexpected consequences of going viral and the perfect way to quit your job. Plus, music by M83! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaDonate to "Fun Size" on PatreonPre-Order "30 Before 30" on AmazonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss technological disruptors. MoviePass, AirBNB, Uber... how are they helping and what are the unexpected consequences of these businesses? Should we worry about our personal data being used? What does "personal data" actually mean? Plus, a preview of Fun Size, basketball moon shoes and music by Drake!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaListen to Fun Size on PatreonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam discuss the recent set of tweets written by Kanye West. Each one offers a glimpse into Kanye's mind and they discuss who he is writing to and what the tweets might mean. Plus, Billy and Adam's history as fans of Kanye, a sneak peak at their second podcast Fun Size and music from Pac Div! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaListen to Pac Div's 'First Baptist' on SpotifyListen to Fun Size on PatreonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam welcome actor, writer and friend Malcolm Barrett. In this episode they discuss Malcolm's upbringing in a math and science high school and how it may have helped him land roles on sci fi shows like NBC's Timeless. Plus, time traveling while black, Snapchat's problematic face filters and music by Lost Boyz!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaListen to Fun Size on Patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam welcome fellow Harvard Sailing Team member Jen Curran on the show to discuss fighting. Some people aren't afraid of confrontation - Jen is one of those people. In this episode we reflect on fights at the mall, bananas in the office and her new Los Angeles comedy theater, The Ruby. Plus, music by Kanye West!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaListen to Fun Size on Patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss their history as pranksters. They've thrown pies in their friends' faces and convinced Drake he was going to die in an earthquake. Frankly... they're good at it. Plus, Billy gets nominated for Sports Emmys, Adam struggles with a clever business card and music by Justin Bieber!Sponsored by: HimsTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaListen to Fun Size on Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy wrote and directed his first short film, Triple Kiss, and it stars Adam. In this episode they discuss where the idea came from, why Billy decided to make it and the value of working with like minded partners. Watch Triple Kiss on Vimeo and share it with your weirdest friends!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSupport us on Patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam learn about lesser known, but totally real, holiday mascots. Kitchen Gods, Cinnamon Bears, Easter Bilbies and men who dress like groundhogs. Plus, the movie Hook, the taste of nougat and music by Mya!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSupport us on Patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss printers. Naturally. Learn about their first black and white printers, their obsolete color printers and how 3D printers actually work. Plus, Adam's secret life as a fax expert, Billy's brand loyalty to Brother and music from Brendan Shields!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSupport us on Patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by friend and fellow comedian, Ramy Youssef. In this episode, they discuss Ramy's upbringing as a Muslim in New Jersey, how it shaped his approach to comedy and the challenges of turning a personal story into a television pilot. Also, the three give some love to the members in Backstreet Boys, the background actors in Glee and listen to music from B2K!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSupport us on Patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam read a list of interesting facts and quickly get sidetracked. In this episode they discuss the R&B group 112, Billy's dislike of fish and the healing powers of the ice cream man. Plus, The Snapple Lady, pigs that eat people and music by The Lox!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSupport us on Patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam welcome CBS' Late Night VP, and friend, Nick Bernstein to the show. In this episode they discuss Nick's path to becoming a network executive, the importance of having a good attitude and the interesting history of the NBC page program. Plus: The Typo Challenge, USPS appreciation and music by Kanye West!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSupport us on Patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss cryptocurrencies with their guest Amir Blumenfeld. Billy has been investing in imaginary coins for months. Amir has been doing it for years. Adam is deeply confused. What have they learned? What have they earned? And what are they exactly? This crash course in internet coins is guaranteed to get you rich. Plus, music from Wiley!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSupport us on Patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam welcome lead judge and head writer for TruTV's, Talk Show The Game Show, Casey Schreiner. In this episode he explains the rules of the show, Billy's contributions and how he created ModernHiker.com. Learn what it takes to be a TV judge and watch Casey every Thursday on TruTV. Plus, music by Calexico!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaFun Size on PatreonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a look back at the past 30 years of Best Picture Oscar winners. Lord of The Rings, No Country For Old Men, Titanic, Moonlight and more. Also in the episode: Adam hates sad Boston dramas, Billy is confused by Kevin Costner and music from Phantom Planet! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaFun Size on PatreonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam try to learn about the benefits of fruit and immediately get sidetracked by a bounty of gifts. Gifts that required "one stamp" to send. This off-the-wall episode features apple orchards, loaves of bread, avocado facts and anthrax. Plus, music by Hall and Oates! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaFun Size on PatreonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam provide helpful hacks to win at life. Learn why you should rubberize the walls of your garage, put bread clips on everything and rub a walnut on some wood. Plus, the launch of Billy and Adam's new candy competition podcast, Fun Size, and music by FKA Twigs!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaFun Size on Patreon - Patreon.com/NoJokePodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by the stars and creators of Comedy Central's new show, Corporate. Matt and Jake talk about how the idea arrived, committing to a visual style, their approach to "dark comedy," casting Adam and much more. Plus, everyone gets in a compliment fight and music by Ty Segall!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a suggestion from their Reddit page and tackle the world of cereal. From the mascots to the marketing to marshmallows - where did it all start? And what does your cereal say about you? Plus, the No Joke Patreon Page, the One Stamp Challenge and music by Serial! Happy New Year!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam bring back the Summer Anthem format but get a Christmas surprise. They expect to hear songs about Rudolph and Santa. The anthems they find... are older than that. In this episode, they learn about Boars' Heads, Little Donkeys, Stars of the East and Friendly Beasts. Plus, the No Joke Reddit page and music by Sia!Sponsor: HelloFreshTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by playwright, friend and new father Lucas Kavner. In this episode they discuss the changes that come with being a first time parent - sleep deprivation, strangers' behavior and using your free time wisely. Plus; gender reveals, the No Joke Wikipedia page and music by Amy Grant!Sponsor: HelloFreshTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this holiday episode, Adam gives Billy a crash course on the festival of lights. Learn about mean Greeks, wars without details and the power of the latke. Plus, music by The Maccabeats!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam reflect on the first 100 episodes of their podcast. What inspired them to make it? How do they want to improve it? And if it was a television show - what would it look like? Plus, listener's favorite moments, their plea for a Reddit page and a desperate attempt to earn $575. With music by Snakes!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For the first time in 15 years, New York basketball fans have something to be excited about. In this episode, Billy and Adam discuss the history, the humiliation and the future of the New York Knicks. You don't need to be a sports fan to enjoy this episode - just a fan of Billy and Adam. With music by the 1994 Knicks!Sponsor: Hello FreshTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It takes two to podcast. In this episode Billy and Adam discuss the most popular duos according to a list Billy's dad sent him. Who does America prefer - Macaroni and Cheese... or Bert and Ernie? Plus, more gifts from the No Joke listeners and music by Timbaland and Magoo!Sponsor: SquarespaceTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They say home is where the podcast is. In this episode Billy and Adam are joined by actor, comedian and friend, George Basil, to discuss homes. How do you buy one? When should you buy one? Are Tiny Houses a big deal? Plus, twitter questions, email suggestions and a Greek spelling bee! With music from Mitropanos!Sponsor: VideoblocksTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by comedian Chase Bernstein to discuss the world of fast food. Chase worked at an In-N-Out and Billy and Adam have questions. Plus, McDonalds vs Burger King, Chipotle controversies and a Carly Rae Jepsen fight for the ages. With music by Kesha!Sponsors: Videoblocks & SquarespaceTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam empty their wallets to see what they are holding on to. In this episode, they discuss old receipts, fake IDs, gift cards, punch cards, coffee habits and more. What's in your wallet?Sponsors: Hello Fresh & SquarespaceTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss America's crankiest man. In this episode they explore the origins of Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm and whether it's safe to sleep in the nude. Plus, music by Snakes!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam attempt to make boredom entertaining. In this episode they discuss what their boredom looks like, how they fight against it and the hidden perks of an inactive mind. Also - Billy plays with Yahoo Answers, Adam needs a new hobby and the potential rebrand of No Joke. Plus, music by Harvey Danger!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea Sponsored by: SquarespaceSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss America's most popular and polarizing sport. In this episode they debate CTE, the national anthem, player safety and how the NFL is a lot like the military. Plus, music by Agnes Music!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fall is upon us and that means new TV sitcoms! In this episode, Billy and Adam break down the new comedies coming to NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX and try to sell a show to Zach Braff. With music by Young Thug!Sponsor: SquarespaceTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam try to figure out if they're millennials. Society says they are - but aren't they a little too old? They don't even have Snapchat accounts! In this episode, Billy and Adam read an article with millennial facts to see what generation they belong in. They might be cavemen. With music by Future!Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam spent the weekend in Portland on a group trip. In this episode, they reflect on their first group trips without parents and their recent group trip to Oregon. Adam hosted forty of his friends and Billy partied with them. They also got soaking wet... Plus, music by DMX!Sponsor: SquarespaceTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon writer Arthur Meyer joins Billy and Adam to discuss what it's like to be a fan of, and work in, late night television. In this episode they discuss whether they grew up in a Leno or Letterman house, what it's like writing for a nightly talk show, Arthur's accidental friendships with Bob Saget and Justin Bieber and much more! With music by George Harrison.Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam experience paranormal activity while debunking superstitions. In this episode, the two explore cooties, witchcraft, expressions like "break a leg" and more. However, the real fun begins when their conversation is interrupted by spirits in the studio. Spooky! With music by Stevie Wonder.Sponsored by SquarespaceTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a nightmare to hear people discuss their dreams - Billy and Adam do it anyway. In this episode they get stuck in quicksand and trapped on top of wobbly buildings. Also, they revisit Billy's ghost stories and discuss traumatic events that continue to affect their subconscious. With music from California Dreams!Sponsored by Blue ApronTheme: Send Medicine - Way To The SeaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss being cheated on, being offered steroids and their methods for cheating in high school. Also, the two break down the doping doc, Icarus, unveil No Joke NASCAR and relive the time Adam was attacked by ants. Plus, music by Amy Winehouse!Sponsored by SquarespaceTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam reflect on their Facebook habits and how they have evolved. Also, life before "The Like," the unintended consequences of online activism and, "Is Beyonce a lizard person?" Plus, Adam becomes a robot and Billy struggles with a new accent. With music by Justin Timberlake and Send Medicine!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Matt spent two months working on the TV show Top Gear. In this episode, they relive the experience. Also discussed, Adam gets mad at the "Calvin peeing on things" sticker, Billy claims to be the Mazda "zoom zoom" voice and Matt introduces "The Wrangler Wave." This car-centric episode is definitely JD Power & Associates approved. Plus, music by Send Medicine and Minor Threat!Sponsored by SquarespaceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam welcome Brian and Nick from BriTANicK and SNL to discuss their lives in New York City. In this episode they explore the comedy, the chaos and the little known pizza labyrinth. Plus, Nick shares his theory of 'five chances for a good night' and Brian warns about the dangers of climbing buildings while drunk. And like always, theme music by Send Medicine!Sponsored by Blue ApronSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A topic so nice Billy and Adam had to cover it twice. This episode features songs from Nelly, TLC and you guessed it... the Jeps. Plus, the fellas try to sing like Mariah Carey, meet Carly Rae and figure out who got the boy - Brandy or Monica. Plus, theme music by Send Medicine!Sponsored by SquarespaceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam explore some of the oddest and most devoted subcultures from around the world. Using Wikipedia as a reference - they read and react to randomly chosen niche communities. If you're a straight edge, nudist, rude boy or furry... this episode is definitely for you. Plus, music by Send Medicine and Rihanna!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam welcome the stars of Netflix' smash hit, Glow to discuss their experience making it. How does one train to become a female wrestler? What does the audition look like? And what does it mean when the producers give you a jacket at the end of the shoot? All of these questions, plus music by Send Medicine and Motley Crue!Brought to you by SquarespaceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam look back on the last 20 years of summer pop songs and listen to some of their favorites. What makes an anthem? How did Matchbox 20 get so popular? And where has Carly Rae Jeps-been? Plus, music by Outkast and a theme song from Send Medicine!Brought to you by Blue ApronSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss the history of the NBA Finals with HeadGum founder, Amir Blumenfeld. Reflecting on previous NBA dynasties and the players on those rosters - the three break down the Warriors recent successes. Is having a super-team good for the sport? Does it make it more fun? Plus - difficult math, Amir's body and music by Snakes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam read TV scripts they've written that never made it to air. "The Dog House," written by Billy, is a sitcom pilot that stars Billy and Adam. "The Lembeck Technique" is an unaired episode from Adam's Adult Swim show starring Jason Alexander. It's a table read at HeadGum... hopefully the producers like it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TV Producer Jake Fogelnest joins Billy and Adam to discuss Twin Peaks, Wild at Heart and the moody, nonlinear world of David Lynch. Plus, music by Angelo Badalamenti!Sponsored by Blue ApronSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss the fine line of fandom with comedian Nick Mundy. Nick has turned his love of wrestling into a career hanging out with Chris Jericho and being married by The Rock. But being a public figure has its problems. In this episode, they discuss fanboy culture and why Rocky 5 makes Nick cry. Plus, music by Elton John!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this super-sized episode, Batman and Superman go head to head. Also, was Robin the best choice to save Gotham? And what would Billy and Adam's superpowers be? Plus, music by U2!Sponsored by SquarespaceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friends, Mad About You, Seinfeld, Frasier, ER. There has never been a more iconic lineup in sitcom history. In this episode, Billy and Adam turn the channel to NBC. Plus, music by George Costanza!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam give you backstage passes to an episode about concerts. They've performed them at JCCs and attended them when stampedes broke out. Mixed reviews all around. Plus; tiny microphones, Tanglewood and music by James Taylor!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam time travel back to the 90's. In this episode they discuss boy bands, slap bracelets, Saved By The Bell, Dave Matthews Band and more. Throw on a pair of parachute pants and listen on your walkman!Sponsored by Blue Apron and SquarespaceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam draft a fantasy baseball team that includes Roseanne Barr, Carrot Top and Chance The Rapper. Plus - Mets fans vs Yankee fans, Barack Obama's slider and music from John Fogerty!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by musician and friend Kina Grannis to discuss their recent trip to Tough Mudder. Five miles, sixteen obstacles and one black eye later - everyone survived and is ready for more. Learn what it takes to complete an adult obstacle course and enjoy music from Kina!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adam just returned from a three week trip traveling Asia. He washed an elephant and mourned a king. Obviously. In this episode they discuss Bangkok, Thailand and what its like to be the loudest person in Japan.Sponsored by Blue Apron and SquarespaceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy, Adam and comedian Baron Vaughn explore the virtues of teaching yourself new things. In this episode, they discuss standardized education's negative impacts, the importance of nurturing a child's imagination and how the French Revolution is a blueprint for America. Its funnier than it sounds. Plus, music from Lou Bega!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy recently directed a short film that stars Adam. In this episode, they discuss the various steps required to make a movie and relive past productions they have led. YouTube tips, TV show headaches and music by David Bowie!Sponsored by SquarespaceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam spent five years working as caterers. In this episode, their catering co-worker, comedian Dan Klein relives their most humiliating moments on the job. Nehru jackets, mid-day naps and getting fired for a mustache. The service industry... it's No Joke.Sponsored by Blue ApronSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam explore the world of video games from Atari to Augmented Reality. In this episode; they debate Nintendo vs. Genesis, Blitz vs. Madden and try to figure out who those women were in Bowser's castle... because they weren't the Princess.Sponsored by SquarespaceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What makes a good leader? In this episode, Billy and Adam welcome Ingrid and Carly to discuss leadership positions they've held, their respective basketball teams and that one time Adam was covered in human feces. Plus, music by Lisa Lisa!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lies are dangerous - but are they all bad? In this episode, Billy and Adam relive some of the best lies they've ever told. Public firings, underwear models and real estate mogul, Dohn Gigalo!Sponsored by Blue Apron and SquarespaceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam debate the Disney brand. Is Mickey a basic mouse? Can you really swim in coins like Uncle Scrooge in Duck Tales? Were the subliminal messages in The Little Mermaid real? Plus, an imaginary Royal Rumble between Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny and Kermit the Frog!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do people like Donald Trump become so powerful? After reading the book, "The 48 Laws of Power," Billy might have an idea. In this episode, Billy and Adam discuss the book, it's controversial techniques and how American History is rooted in resistance.Sponsored by SquarespaceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam compare their college experiences and examine what they would do differently. The parties, the productivity and the West Village. If it's on campus - it's in this episode.Sponsored by Blue ApronSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by Try Guy, Ned Fulmer, to discuss the risks and rewards that come with being courageous. He's swam with sharks, fought UFC fighters and performed a simulated pregnancy. In short, Ned embodies bravery. But can he survive the podcast? (Yes. He can.)This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron and Squarespace.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, set at the fictional No Joke Diner, Billy and Adam discuss their love of Coca Cola and their hate of Cheeseburger in Paradise. Plus - huge menus, old waiters and our first SquareSpace ad of the year!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Despite being in long-term relationships, Billy and Adam imagine how they would date if they were single. In this episode, they discuss the rules of attraction from teenagers to tinder and quickly learn how difficult dating can be. Plus, music by Dion and the Belmonts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss the stress of New Year's Eve and how the holiday can be improved. Topics include hologram pop stars, Times Square pee jars and the infamous cheeseburger deluxe. Plus, music by The Zombies!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam visit a Mega Church with their guest, Jen Tullock. In this episode, they learn about religious Jumbotrons, overpriced Easter Pageants and, of course, Christian Rock. Plus, music by Merrigay Tullock!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam determine whether Santa Claus is real. Topics include reindeer improvements, how to feed an elf and Santa's wife, Debby. Plus, music by the Jackson 5!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In preparation for Tough Mudder, Billy and Adam discuss their personal fitness routines. Topics include martial arts, weight lifting, obstacle courses and more! Plus, music by Olivia Newton John!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a look back at their favorite moments from the first fifty episodes. Stories, confessions and ghosts - it's all in this special recap show. Plus, music by Snakes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Social media is a dual edged sword. In this episode, we discuss the costs and benefits of living in an interconnected age and look back on Billy's brief modeling career. Plus, music by Snakes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After discussing the recent events of the past week, Billy and Adam turn their attention to Thanksgiving. A time to get together, sit around the table and argue with your uncle about politics. Also in this episode - giant macaroni, shots of grape soda and music from A Tribe Called Quest!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We celebrate President Barack Obama by looking back at the past eight years. Topics include his accomplishments, his legacy, his wife, his knowledge of the NBA and frankly, his swag. Plus, music by Chance the Rapper!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put on a sweater and get cozy. In this episode, we discuss growing up in cold weather, moving to warm weather and then solve global warming. Plus, music by Justin Bieber!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We explore the history of clowning and where it all went wrong. In this episode, comedian Ahmed Bharoocha joins us to discuss the rise in clown-related crimes and ways to improve their image. Plus, music by Barbara Streisand!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam explore the virtues of empathy and how the world needs more of it. Is it taught? Are you born with it? And what steps can we take to make the world a more compassionate place? Plus, music by Snakes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MTV star, Nicole Byer, joins us to discuss the challenges of auditioning for commercials, television and film. In this episode, hear true tales of bombing in front of Melissa McCarthy, stumbling in front of Beyonce and being a black fairy in Romania. Auditioning... it aint easy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this animal-friendly episode we discuss tinder for dogs, insanity from cat poop, Lassie's human lips and domesticated bobcats. Ya know... Pets!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mibbs, from rap group Pac Div, discusses the art form from a performer's point of view. In it, he explains an emcee's first steps, the challenges of sustaining a career and the need to reinvent. Plus, music off of Mibbs' new album, Killer of Sheep!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adam and Clayton spent five weeks on a cross-country reality show. With cameras following their every move - they were bound to make some mistakes. And they did. In this episode, we discuss the challenges they faced, the tantrums they threw and if it was worth it. Plus, music by Peter Pan!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam roll out the red carpet for this ceremonial episode. In it, they discuss Adam's bar mitzvah, the rise in barn-themed weddings and take a quick trip to Israel. Plus - music by Phish!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eliot Glazer (Broad City, The New Girl) joins us to talk about the perks of turning thirty. Also - middle age vs. old age, how to sell a coffee table book and tales from Eliot and Ilana's childhood TV show. Plus - music from Haunting Renditions!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam head back to the classroom to relive some of their favorite and most embarrassing memories. Plus - elementary school posters, middle school posers and music from Soul II Soul!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new host of the HeadGum Fantasy Football League talks about his upcoming show and the fantasy football experience. Topics include - the stress of a season, watching the waiver wire and other tips to help you come in fourth. Plus - music by The Chicago Bears!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam keep it in the family with HeadGum founder, Amir Blumenfeld. In this episode they discuss their brothers, sisters and ideal future siblings. Plus - Amir's first rap, bike riding disasters and music from Mellow Man Ace!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by comedian and friend, Grace Helbig, to discuss the benefits of working as a team. Plus - tiny pole vaulting, smelly nicknames and a song by Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's guest spent thirteen years working at theme parks. Now the host of popular podcasts, Pistol Shrimps Radio and Superego, Matt Gourley revisits his former career. Plus - our favorite stunt shows, least favorite roller coasters and how to get into a football game for free!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam explore their surroundings from inside the HeadGum studio. Boat crashes, survival situations, camping tips and carabiners. If it's outside -- it's on this episode. Plus, music by The Tokens!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam have been writing sketch comedy for the past decade. In this episode, they share what they've learned. Pacing out a show, heightening a scene, finding your voice and much more. Plus, music by The Monkees!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a tour of sunny LA with Billy, Adam and their good friend and guest, Trevor Einhorn. In this episode they discuss auditioning for Mad Men, meeting Kobe Bryant and Adam's fear of driving. Plus, the first annual No Joke Emmy's!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a break from their phones to do a podcast about phones. In this episode, they discuss 90's cell phones, their current smart phones and what a cracked screen says about you. Plus, music by Snakes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go for the gold and revisit their favorite Olympic moments. Nancy Kerrigan, Wolves in Sochi, The Dream Team and Zika -- episodes like this happen once every four years. Plus, music by Snakes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy spent a year interning at Saturday Night Live. In this episode, we discuss how the show is made, our favorite cast members and the infamous SNL after parties. Plus, music by Frank Sinatra!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discuss our favorite living legend, Paul Simon, with musician Jesse Epstein of Imaginary Future. From Graceland to Garfunkel, this episode is all about Paul. Plus, music by Jesse and Kina Grannis!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a gift! It's Adam's birthday! To celebrate - we discuss food fights, mock trials, listener emails and more! Plus, music by Bart Simpson!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by Cleveland-based comedians, Ramon and Ryan, to discuss how meaningful this championship is for Lebron, the Cavs and the city. Plus - burning rivers, burning jerseys and music by Randy Newman!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam shout over the noise. In this episode, they discuss their aversions to yelling, concerts, Dave and Busters and more! Plus, music by Tupac!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Romance is in the air and on the podcast. Plus, Bernie Sanders sightings, Adam's new Comedy Central show and music from Cats!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things get hairy when Adam discusses his baldness. Plus, innovations to the yarmulke, politicians with ponytails and music by Ginuwine!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fun Fact: Billy is haunted by ghosts. In this episode, he shares actual stories of his paranormal past. Plus, music by Popcaan and a throwback Snakes freestyle!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know Ben from Parks and Recreation but we know him from pickup basketball. In this episode, we talk hoops. Plus, national anthem nightmares, Blake Griffin improv scenes and a song from Ben and Zooey Deschanel!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On TV, she is the AT&T girl. On the podcast, Milana is our thoughtful guest who shares her memories and takeaways from Burning Man. Plus, music by Jess Rona!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss the snacks that are bad for your teeth but good for your soul. Little Debbie, Gushers, Dippin Dots, Funny Bones and more. Plus, music by Jome!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam get in Formation for Beyoncé. Also, Billy's tales of being her intern, Adam's renditions of Destiny's Child and a celebration of all things Lemonade.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take direction, and talk direction, with their guest, Jake Hurwitz. Also - Lonely and Horny, rock climbing and music by Lucius!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam celebrate the bright side of life with YouTube star and friend, Mike Falzone. Also discussed, near-death experiences and the quest for perfection. Plus, two songs from Mike!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss what keeps them motivated. Nicki Minaj, Michael Jordan, Egg Salad and Ninjas. Plus, music by Frank Scafuri!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam chat with The Mindy Project's, Utkarsh Ambudkar, about his new album and try to get the hashtag #Billy4Barbershop4 trending.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are joined by friend, and YouTube star, Mamrie Hart to discuss their mixed feelings on travel. Plus a song by Mamrie's band, Cudzoo!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam put their money where their mouth is. Brands mentioned include the WWE, the WWF, Neutrogena, Starting Lineup, Co-Ed Naked, CVS, Polo Sport, Oculus and more! Plus - music from Harvard Sailing Team!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adam watches The People vs OJ Simpson so Billy doesn't have to. Plus, music from Send Medicine.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy & Adam celebrate St. Patrick's Day by discussing whether luck is real with writer, Jack Dolgen. Plus, songs from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam are heading to Vegas and talk all about it. Also, a rap song about economics and responses to listener's emails.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss parenting from a child's perspective and share a song about chicken.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss the unexpected perks of Peer Pressure and feature a song by Childish Gambino.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian, Shelby Fero, joins Billy and Adam to discuss The Internet. She is ten years younger than them and has 115,000 more Twitter followers. Consider her qualified.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam discuss the hobbies they do for fun and the "jobbies" they do for cash.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedians Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick are joined by their friend and HeadGum founder, Amir Blumenfeld, to discuss Jobs. It's funnier than it sounds.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the first episode of No Joke, hosts Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick explore the subject of firsts.It's funnier than it sounds.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.