In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat about keeping the romance alive in a long term relationship, Rob buys a rogue mushroom and the girls discuss whether height really matters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Laura relays the horror of losing her child in the woods, Vic shares her utter social awkwardness with other parents and the girls discuss a new venture involving farts and custard tarts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura delve into the mysterious world of squirting, get a lesson in what not to say in a dirty text message and learn the importance of your pelvic floor strength when under the influence Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discover how to get intimate with your Mums footwear, the best way to remove a silicone mould from your dingdong and why you always need to check your shipping address when ordering sex toys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Laura tries to get down with the kids but fails miserably, the ladies learn that revenge is best served as a hot cup of cats gonads and learn that you should never ask the location of a caller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura welcome in the new year, discuss Laura's new crazy mutt and discover the power of the pelvic floor on dental work. If you would like to sign up to Vic's new fitness progamme, you can use code BARRED for a 20% discount at www.fitbitchpower.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss holding a grudge against your partner, the skill set needed to pleasure a woman and wishing all their listeners a very Merry Christmas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic shares how she connects to nature by fingering her raised beds, why you should never ever touch the poles on public transport and how to recover from seeing a nude of your Mum on a 42" TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic reveals her weekend puking and bum worm horror, the girls learn about the Victoria practice of using pubic hair to showcase men's conquests in the bedroom and who to call in an emergency in the Sainsburys toilet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura are reunited after a few weeks of not recording and have a big old catch up, discovering Laura's over familiarity with taxi drivers, Vics venture into the world of spray tanning and what the girls personal icks are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode, we join Laura & Vic for their first ever live performance at The Bedford, as part of the Cheerful Earful podcast festival. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss their first ever live podcast show and the impact it had on Vic's nervous system, recall the unfortunate incident of the poo tsunami during Vic's labour and why it's very important not to accidentally hook up with your boss' wife. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this weeks episode of No Hole's Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the age old debate of nature vs nurture, what to do when faced with a poop crisis on a dog walk and ask where the best place for a HRT patch is when you're with a lover. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat about missing their dead Dads, discuss the technical specifications of an emergency stop button in the train toilet and Vic shares the peril of teaching an A list celebrity the ins and outs of film studies without a teaching qualification. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura pay homage to the legend that is Laura's Dad, Mike, who sadly passed away last week. They also discuss why Vic now identifies as a crocodile and how cruise control can facilitate the best ride of your life. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura catch up on their weekend antics, discuss the logistics of getting root vegetables in and out your back passage safely, and discuss vaginismus - a condition that affects may women out there. Don't forget to email in your secret confessions, hilarious stories, sexual mishaps and any other business to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get giddy at giggly at the sheer delight of recording the podcast, losing a condom and fanny flannels once again make a come back for one poor tired dad at the end of a hard day's work. They both celebrate the chaos of their lives because they have each other to laugh their way through it. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic teaches Laura the term for a double handed wank and they hear about the woman who lost a tampon for a hot minute as well as a little fact time about herpes. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura rejoice in the freedom that comes with the kids returning to school, discuss the ethics of sharing your STD status and discover how cavernous Vic's lady garden is. This episode is sponsored by Better Help.  Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura chat the medieval practice of tongue ladies over chairs just so they stay faithful to their husbands. Wonder if that's a valid excuse for being licked out in 2023?? They also read a couple of little confessions and one that heeds warning to all parents, never buy a hamster. It's like Russian roulette. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat about how they're surviving the summer holidays, find out the error of having nooky in a conservatory and discuss the struggles of parenthood and feeling like a less an adequate parent.  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk holidays with kids and how they're a terrible idea and how Vic is sporting a Frankenstein hand post her carpel tunnel surgery. They then talk about the logistics of being a cleaner and how you leave a parting gift for a client you hate. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic shares the sad news that her lovely Dad, Ian Emes, has passed away, Laura gives the best health and safety advice about rice and Vic shares the trauma of taking her kids on a fairground ride. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura hear more of your hilarious confessions, discuss Vic's trauma around her husbands choice of trousers and share the outrageous demands of their pets. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episodes of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the politics of the parent race at sports day, discover the meaning of being a hot wife and delve into the logistics of foot sniffing. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vi continue their conversation with Melissa Louise, discussing all things pleasure. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, we welcome special guest Melissa Louise, a sex educator and pleasure advocate who chats all things tantric sex, erotic blueprints and intimacy and relationships. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month. TW: discussion of sexual abuse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura celebrates the end of her first UK comedy tour and excitedly announce the fact next week's show will be including a very special guest all the way from Mexico who has a very interesting job around mens genitals. They ask the question - would you use your mums sex toy? Which leads into a indepth conversation around toothbrush sharing. Buckle up shlags because this episode packs one hell of a tidy punch. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura find out the dangers of possessing long nails, how any household ornament can be turned into a pleasure instrument and what not to say when someone is questioning their relationship. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic turns 40 and Laura begins her comedy tour of the UK. They pick apart the logistics of how to use a hoover for sexual pleasure as Vic gives her own personal recommendation for the most reliable sucking motion there is on the market. She also chats about the new ways Rob tries to sexually arouse her with hidden clues in amongst their fruity deserts. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss setting up an all female commune, the highs and lows of dating and imagine what Steve would look like doing a naked handstand. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura share some of your deepest darkest confessions, critique the marketing tactics of a sex toy company and Laura relives the trauma of Steve neglecting to show up to his own childs birthday party. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat sobriety, what to do with a used cucumber, how not to share your wife's sex toys and how much luggage is required for a dirty weekend away with your partner. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic shares her romantic wedding anniversary celebration and both Laura and Vic share their choo choo train of pleasure celeb line up while trying not to over complicate things with emotions. They also urge caution to anyone ever entering a MRI machine in possession of a sex toy. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the thrilling topic of clover lawns, revel in Laura's Mary Poppins like qualities when she's interacting with other peoples kids and take questions from their lovely audience. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura go all green fingered and discuss lawns in far too much depth, we hear from a lady who accidentally empties her bowels in front of the window cleaner and discuss the annoying frequency with which their partners need the toilet. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic shares the time her work casually called her by a different name for 9 months without realising and they share their intense frustration at the irrelevant questions of children over things no one actually cares. They also share 2 stories that'll potentially put you off casual hook ups and sex toys for life. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura share stories of friendship sex highs and lows. They both reflect on their own experiences of it as well as some listeners experiences. They talk grief wanking and and proctograms in yet another smutty mouthed 45 minute ramble. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura reunite after a 3 week hiatus thanks to the Easter hols and Laura trip to Thailand. They break down the highs and lows of the school break including Vics son almost burning down someone's house to see how a induction hob works. They talk sex in the wild, Thailand beach poos and awkward one night stands. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat to a very special guest about her job as a Dominatrix! We chat all things relating to the role of being a dominatrix, from the logistics of fisting, to the fascinating practice of CBT, this eye opening episode is an empowering insight into the world of being a professional pleasure/pain giver. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic shares her close shave with an angry Alsatian, Laura shares her debut foray into doing stand up comedy and the girls discuss whether it's possible to recover from having explosive guts in front of your teenage son. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic talks through how terrible decision to heavily drink the night before mothers day and she reads out a bit of sexy time that goes wrong in a graveyard. Laura then admits she collects her kids teeth in a jar like a pychopath and they realise very quickly that it's not impossible to orgasm during exercise. You just need to be knickerless and wearing tight trousers. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic revisit the phantom potato thrower, discuss whether a racoon could fit in a bum and get a voicenote about a one night stand gone wrong. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura welcome some guests to the podcast who are in a relationship together and also swingers. They give an insight into the world of sex clubs and open relationships and break down some of the biggest misconceptions around this alternative sex life. It's eye opening as well as refreshing. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss their weekends and surviving one socially awkward encounter at a time. They talk anal sex that leads to a hospital visit and how this show literally rendered an old lady unconscious. They also delve into the neighbourhood terror lurking around Vics local community. This week is nothing short of exceptional hilarity we think you'll enjoy. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic tells her tales of wow that while she might have escaped her children for a night of passion, she was instantly met with the reality of parenthood as soon as she returned home. They receive a fruity confession and question over when you might over step the mark in a quest for close friendship and Laura gives some bedroom toy facts taken from a Instagram poll. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic discuss their eventful half terms, Vic nurses a massive hangover, and they delve deep into the art of dirty talk. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss the importance of always reading medical guidance when it comes to taking prescription drugs, imagine a Candida fuelled apocalypse and give some potentially dubious advice about how to deal with a 'situationship'. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today with 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura talks about the horror of her discovery over a pubic hair in her chips from a local take away and Vic confesses to not having an issue with strangers bodily hair in her food like the true skank she is. They have some clarity of barbie bum tying up the loose ends surrounding shitting with no hole and how one lucky girl lost her virginity in a sexy foursome that leaves her all these years on still gagging for more.  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura describes the exact moment she carelessly tickles a strange man's ear with her free and wild tit on a water slide and Vic talks cum sounds radiating the walls of her spin class. They get the confession of a woman who enjoyed a threesome with a couple (throuple) and they are hungry for more because their social awkwardness would only leave the sexual encounter desperately cringe. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic explore the logistics of recycling old sex toys, reveal what massive coffee snobs they are and chat about the journey to finding body acceptance. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic takes a trip down memory lane where an old flame forwards her a letter she has sent to him while they dated as teens as she recants her passive aggressive tone and the special minge stone she has passed onto him for safe keeping. They have a story from yet another horny dad getting a bit too carried away with the porno sky store ordering while mums away for the weekend and how Laura celebrates 21 years of being with Steve with a rage fuelled voice message for locking her out the house. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk monogamy, house shitting and the mums of this world who are prepared to phish out a condom stuck up their daughters friends minge. They read a story that should put anyone off the idea of every doing drugs and why it's alright to just acknowledge that sometimes shit happens. We all make mistakes and they can be more about a learning curve than they are about punishing ourselves over something that can't be changed. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss their new year resolutions for 2023, question how a WW11 bomb ended up an 88 year old mans back passage, and discuss the wild abandon of Mums nights out. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode of NHB looks back at some of the gems from 2022 - what a year it's been! Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Insta. Back next week with a bang. Happy New YEAR! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get ready for the festive season of Christmas with bitching about their husbands and children. They receive a story of how a sleeping piss can leave a carpet smelling for weeks and a couple of tidy ups about sex and foot fetishism. They end by thanking the loyal wonderful listeners of this podcast who have made 2022 hilariously brilliant. See you in 2023. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss post night out shenanigans where Laura exposed herself to a London highstreet and Vic sexually aroused by Laura's aerolas as well as being so shit faced she did a slut drop in the middle of a restaurant to an unsuspecting table of people trying to eat their food. They have some tidy up time from the pant sniffing story and a word to the wise - when you put your house on the market be very careful who you allow to view your home. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura unpack the shoe trauma of a Hobbs brogue in London after Laura's unfortunate decision to go into the big smoke choosing style over comfort. They promise to put up a poll on Instagram asking the question.... do your husband sniff your used knickers? And they give a massive round of applause to the mum who managed the anxiety shat in the kids nappy. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk periods, people pleasing and carpal tunnel. They get a story from yet another one night stand confession that'll leave you wondering did the cat ever make it back home? We also get a voice note confirming the fact kids really are so weird in what they choose use as a comfort when they miss their parents. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss the challenges of balancing life as a parent and sexy time. Vic escaped for a weekend of passion and Laura managed to break her glasses in the heat of the moment. They receive to date the funniest confession to date and urge anyone who can top this absolutely incredibly hilarious one night stand story. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss horny goat weed and why Vic hasn't got it in her to get down and dirty in the living room with the lights on while Laura confesses to the sound she makes at point of climax and its not sexy. They read out some interesting stories from being the blow job Queen all the way to the condom litter bug.. It's another week of filth. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about a little trip to Brighton they took to watch Laura debut her Talent of stand up comedy as well as her horrifically awkward social anxiety around new people, especially men. Laura barely made it out alive of the bedsheets in which they shared with Vics apocalyptic farts. They discuss open relationships, as well as read out one poor listened misfortune with her hot boss who we shall name piss dick. Keep sending in your stories and confessions to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss why cats are utterly terrifying and also useful if you're in the market for a beautiful floral arrangement from the local graveyard, or a used butt plug. They reveal the terrifying story of the woman who accidentally delved into a mountain of used condoms hand first and why Vic has a set of rules around sleeping with her, gorgonzola is not welcome. Please keep sending in your amazing stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about tattoos, including an ASDA bum stamp on one Scottish mum looking for love and why you should never trust the sea, because you're one wave away from exposing your flaps mid dump to a beach full of people. Please keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura celebrate their 100th episode- without mentioning it once because they didn't even realise. They bring back an old favourite feature, "Have you heard?" and chat about the logistics of dogging and the general etiquette around wanking in the dark with strangers in a car park. Please keep sending your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us at noholesbarredpodcast on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about how they'd happily be front line and center to a dildo truck crash just to get a front row seat watching rubber dicks flying across the road. They also get a hilarious confession from one poor woman who now knows her dad's had a threesome and why the woman in Belfast doesn't take rejection well. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss the logistics of measuring of your own genitals with computer cables, share what ridiculous misdemeanours they got up to in their youth and share why you should never listen to this podcast around children. Find us at www.noholesbarredpodcast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura arrive slightly later than usual for a Tuesday but dive right into why a woman orgasming via the clit is a load of old bollocks. They also have some feedback with a bit of tidy up time over online chat forums and a story leaving us on tender hooks.... who fingered her in the church hall? Keep sending in your stories and agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue to review on whatever platform you listen to us on. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura take a little break from recording and have pulled together some of the hilarious stories received over time including one that's never been aired. While they would love to say its because they're taking the time to spend with their children, the reality is they've not organised themselves well enough to record this week. They'll be back next week with the usual bants and filth. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic decides to change things up and share a new article with Laura which could possibly be the best to date. They are asked by a listener if their social anxiety has got worse since Covid, I think you all know the answer to that one and they also give warning to never ever fill your fishy hole with tuna. Please keep sharing your stories and agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please keep reviewing the podcast on whichever platform you listen on. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss listeners dating disasters, from unsolicited dick pics to skid marks on bedsheets and reveal why lasagne can be fatal if used inappropriately. Follow us on Instagram at @no_holes_barred_podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura get back to the basics of what this podcast is about - pure escapism with a heavy side order of smut. They asked the listeners on Instagram what you wanted to hear and they had a deafening cry back for more filth. So please, ladies and gents enjoy this episode of indulgent crudity and hilarious stories. Please keep sending in these fabulous stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue to review the podcast on whatever platform you listen on. It makes a big difference. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura hear one of the funniest voice note confessions to date from a trainee beautician and discuss the art of pooing whilst standing up. They finish on a agony aunt that they believe many other women will relate to. Please keep sending your stories, voice notes, and confessions to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura try to tactfully give gentle advice to a exhausted mum that she's probably going to be exhausted for a whole lot longer. They give some home truths to the lady talking about head pushing and celebrate pile, cellulite and being a woman. Keep your stories coming in to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please keep reviewing the podcast on which ever platform you listen to us. It makes a big difference Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura listens to Vics endless tales of woe that even left her husband labelling her a miserable cow. They hear from the brave public toilet pooper who was left caught short with no toilet roll and the lady who is ready for change in her career but hasn't got the first clue what to do. Naturally asking the advice of these two slappers only confirms one thing, they haven't a fucking clue what she should do either. Continue to send in your stories, agony aunts and voice notes to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue to rate and review the podcast because it makes these couple of cunts happy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about the painful truth around bum grapes/hemroids/piles and how vic nearly shat her anal suppositories on a 5 year olds head in the park. In yet another bum heavy week they also read the confession of the girl who went to great lengths to hide her poo and answer an agony aunt of when is the right time to have a baby? Keep those stories, confessions, voices notes and agony aunts coming to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please keep reviewing the podcast on whichever platform you listen to us, it makes a big difference. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss the recent news of Americas new ruling regarding abortions and also try to offer advice over contraception in a week of some real girl chat about masturation, the injustice of being female and why lelo need to invent a quieter clit stim. Keep sending your stories and agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue rating and reviewing the podcast on whatever platform you listen through. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura read a message from a disgruntled listener and delicately tackle the mature response of how to respond to criticism.... they also throw caution to ANYONE who wishes to remain seated during any public toilet performance as it could lead to an unwelcome surprise. It's another corker of filth. Keep sending in these fabulous stories, agony aunts and maybe skip on the complaints to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please also leave reviews on whatever platform you listen to the podcast to as it makes a huge difference. Thank you Click here https://bit.ly/NoHolesBarred-CHEEX to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura dish out another trigger warning over the continued discussion of abortion after the huge influx of women responding to the open chat from last week that will hopefully continue to help women feel less alone and more included in this taboo women's health topic. They also have some cracking stories from some hilarious horny slags prepared to do anything to have a cheeky wank.  Please keep sharing your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Click here https://bit.ly/NoHolesBarred-CHEEX to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic tells Laura of a woeful start to her birthday with an aggressive pile, diarrhea and sickness along side a cheeky little bit of child tantruming in-between. This week's episode comes with a trigger warning as there is the discussion of abortion and a story from one lovely listener. Please keep sending in your stories, agony aunts and voice notes to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura try to decide which animal they'd like to turn into in a bid to escape trouble and Laura expresses her progress is shunning the magpie. This week is no exception for the utter filthy tones of poo related stories that have been sent in and they send their thoughts to the fainting mum with ibs. Please keep sending in these exceptional stories, agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura share some facts about what is takes to be top quality influencers on dubai and why people need to just leave eels alone. The question they would like you to answer is would you let your partner shit on your chest for one million pounds? Please keep sending in your stories and agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Click here https://bit.ly/CHEEX-NoHolesBarred to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with the code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about what they'd do if they were bummed by aliens and how it gives them the perfect excuse for any future affairs. They have a hysterical voice note that'll make you question if you ever want stew again and a agony aunt that leaves them wondering if they actually just give really shitty advice Click here https://bit.ly/CHEEX-NoHolesBarred to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with the code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura talk about the dedication of scaling a roof to shit down a chimney and yet another fantastic voice note from one of their loyal followers. They also discuss the complicated process of managing a relationship along with mental health struggles in this week's agony aunt. Keep your stories coming to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram noholesbarredpodcast Click here https://bit.ly/CHEEX-NoHolesBarred to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with the code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get real about female pleasure and the importance of raising young people to know self exploration is good. They also get an update from one of the agony aunts everyone has been eager to hear from. And by the time this episode is through you'll never look at a Mars bar the same again. Keep your stories coming into noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com and find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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