Niche as Quiche

English, Comedy, 1 season, 49 episodes, 1 day, 19 hours, 22 minutes

Niche as Quiche

English, Comedy, 1 season, 49 episodes, 1 day, 19 hours, 22 minutes

About

Sam Simmons brings you a weekly deep dive into various niche subjects such as Perms, Googly eyes, Seances, shamans, early 20th century crumpet manufacturing AND MUCH MUCH MORE.

EP 47 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Am I Strange?

AM I STRANGE? it’s episode 47! (love to Bevan) Indigenous odysseys, bus travel, hummus and carrots and am I a very very petty man? Thanks to everybody who turned up in Wyong we had a lovely night. Also thank you so much for all the messages!! please please keep them coming!!! Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming soooooonsies. AND an exclusive Niche as Quiche Tea Towel. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

1/26/2024 • 58 minutes, 45 seconds

EP 46 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cat Scratch Fever

CAT SCRATH FEVER! it’s episode 46! Panacotta, sausage logistics, toxoplasmosis and the bowels of Satan. Warning, this content is as Niche as Quiche. So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming soooooonsies. AND an exclusive Niche as Quiche Tea Towel. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

1/15/2024 • 52 minutes, 58 seconds

EP 45 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cheese and Rice

Cheese and Rice! it’s episode 45! Kitty sitting, Derryl’s Anglo Indian. Being served by robots and waffling on… this content is as Niche as Quiche. So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming SOOOOOOOON. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

1/5/2024 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 11 seconds

EP 44 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons XMASFKN

This podcast has been split into two bits, PRE- Christmas and POST Christmas, both in one podcast! Will it end in tears? will it end in beers? It's queers for years on the Niche As Quiche Christmas podcast. Love you. Please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit beginning January 1, 2024 https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

12/27/2023 • 47 minutes, 51 seconds

EP 43 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons My Canary Has Circles

It's episode 43. Can traffic lights induce Depression? lots of live touring news PLUS, I did a thingy!!!! I also love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though,And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit beginning January 1, 2024 https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

12/12/2023 • 52 minutes, 20 seconds

EP 42 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons PIG LATIN

It's episode 42. Fat driving, Pig language and Henri Lecont. I love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

11/26/2023 • 48 minutes, 23 seconds

EP 41 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cage to the Stage

It's episode 41. its looooooose. Including some confronting news news. I love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

11/14/2023 • 49 minutes, 48 seconds

Ep 40 Niche as Quiche Sam Simmons Necrosis

It's episode 40. Snuffing ducks, shit sausage rolls, grope mazes and necrosis. C'mon lets get into it! And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

10/31/2023 • 55 minutes, 19 seconds

EP 39 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons DEHYDRATIOOOO

It's episode 39!! Brought to you by dehydration and gastroenteritis. Also a near racist moment with a Tesla driver, the real meaning behind the nursery rhyme Rubber dub dub, and staring down the barrel of Centrelink. And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com times are tough, if you do have some spare dough I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

10/17/2023 • 56 minutes, 13 seconds

EP 38 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons I’m really good at sweet potatoes now.

This is episode 38 "I'm really good at sweet potatoes now" Salad days, Botulism and people who smile with their mouths but not with their eyes! Do you know what I mean? And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com times are tough, if you do have some spare dough I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

10/6/2023 • 48 minutes, 7 seconds

EP 37 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cover Letters.

This is episode 37! Cover letters. I have agreed to emcee a wedding for people I do not know. I've also decided to go to court to contest a parking fine. I don't like the movie Spy Kids. PS I really need a jobby. DO YOU Want an exclusive niche as quiche tea towel? You can get one if you support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

9/28/2023 • 46 minutes, 54 seconds

EP 36 NICHEAS QUICHE Sam Simmons Dead Leg.

DEAD LEG!!! DEAD LEG!!! Last week I was eating a katsu curry too fast, when I accidentally bit down on a cheap chopstick and then involuntarily coughed, causing me to inadvertently swallow a chopstick splinter, which got infected and I lost my voice for a few days. PLUS the amazing story of Alice Anderson DO YOU Want an exclusive niche as quiche tea towel? You can get one if you support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

9/19/2023 • 40 minutes, 13 seconds

EP 35 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons That sounds like a Japlan.

It's only episode bloody 35! JAPLAN TOOOOOO Thank you for letting me have a podcast holiday guys! I had a terrific. This week I’ll be discussing grubby Australians drinking hot breakfast shiraz at the airport. We ponder the question, would you throw yourself in front of a bus for a stranger? Vegan options and Margaret Urlich Want an exclusive niche as quiche tea towel? You can get one if you support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

9/7/2023 • 58 minutes, 2 seconds

EP 34 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons JAPLAN

It's episode 34; Things didn’t go to Japlan. Live from under the shittiest air conditioner in nearly 40-degree heat, deep in the heart of beautiful downtown Kyoto, it's Niche as Quiche on TOUR. and PLEASE send me a dream interpretation or random question by recording a voice message on your phone and emailing it to me at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com also Including the third episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person. I LOVE doing this podcast and thank you for supporting it if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand, money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!! As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and PLEASE send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

8/21/2023 • 54 minutes, 20 seconds

EP 33 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons a Poo ans a Wee

It's episode 33 a poo and a wee Including the second episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person. I Totally love love love doing this podcast and thank you for supporting if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!! As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

8/10/2023 • 47 minutes, 21 seconds

EP 32 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons LINT LINT LINT

It's episode bloody 32 lint lint lint and more lint Including the debut episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person. I love doing this podcast and thank you for supporting if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!! As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

8/3/2023 • 53 minutes, 33 seconds

EP 31 NIICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Doodles

It's episode 31! right in the BUM. Some terrific inner thoughts into the duality of man! Plus paella on a Cruskit? No way Jose! As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

7/26/2023 • 58 minutes

EP 30 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons The Villainy of Mice.

Some hardcore Greek love, the hot vomit express and a deep dive into villainy inspired by the tennis. Also apologies here for the sound output, I forgot to put a level filter on. Back to normal next week! love you. As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

7/17/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 30 seconds

EP 29 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cup Noodles

It's episode 29; CUP NOODLES (cup o soup, another day) JOY waning, ANGER rising. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast, OR if you would like me to interpret a DREAM, or just ask me anything you desire at… samnicheasquiche@gmail.com And please yes please, you can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

7/11/2023 • 52 minutes, 13 seconds

EP 28 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Barstarde

I am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup. It's episode 28; BASTARDS! LIKEEE I'm back, healthy and shelfy. And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

7/3/2023 • 52 minutes, 36 seconds

EP 27 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS The Castrati

I am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup. It's episode 27; THE CASTRATI !!!!! And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

6/23/2023 • 45 minutes, 14 seconds

EP 26 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons New Australia

The man with a fork in a world of soup is back! It's episode 26, babies! with a deep dive into the cult-like social experiment of New Australia 1893 Paraguay!! that's all I have to say. And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

6/7/2023 • 55 minutes, 13 seconds

EP 25 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons FUKT in the head.

This is the loosest episode I have recorded yet, which is saying something. I think my anti-biotics have given me minor brain damage. Weird week. Deep dive is Folie à deux, which ended up hurting my head hole. You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

5/31/2023 • 59 minutes, 50 seconds

EP 24 NICHE AS QUICHE Tiger Prawns

This episode contains phlegm, tiger prawns, phlegm, Lebanese lentils, phlegm and various mixed birds. You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

5/19/2023 • 44 minutes, 56 seconds

EP 23 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS CANNIBALS

Cannibals. Couch clowns, goat sex, and how awful a giant PAELLA is. Support me on Patreon if you're a little sweetheart. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link and please send me a message preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

5/10/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 6 seconds

EP 23 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Kava Hangover

I tried the Fijian drug called Kava and even though it said you won't get a hangover on the packet, I think I got a hangover. Also, the ramblings of a ramblin man. Please why don't you support me on Patreon it really makes a difference…to me. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And I'd love you to send me a voice message at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Go on! talk to me.

4/23/2023 • 56 minutes, 6 seconds

Ep 22 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Roman Sex God

Post easter, post 4am swim, I bring you loose thoughts on gender dysphoria in the cave person community. PLUS a deep dive into Ancient Roman Sex fiends. Send me an email!!! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Support me on Patreon! https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link I care about you.

4/9/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 54 seconds

Ep 21 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Ongs Egg

This is the podcast you have been searching for. I think my fave episode yet. Always best to record in a good mood, my friends. Lots of rage and fury PLUS an excerpt from my live show "About the Weather" and a deep dive into something ultimately disappointing. What more could you ask for! PLEASE support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link send me an email!!!! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com I want to know your secrets.

3/30/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 11 seconds

Ep 20.5 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS LISPY

LISPS, Featuring my hot post-birthday meltdown, celebrating the Oscars alone, awkward meetings, not perving at the pub, and watching Neil eat a parmigiana. Why not send me a suggestion for a deep dive topic at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com or why not support a povo on Patreon. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

3/22/2023 • 56 minutes, 18 seconds

EP 20 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS LISPS

3/22/2023 • 56 minutes, 18 seconds

EP 19 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS YEAR 5 ALIVE

Was I drink spiked at the pub? hmmmmmmm. PLUS a deep dive into the creative minds of 10-11 years olds, quite the combination. why not support a dork on Patreon x https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link AND PLEAE SEND ME ANY REQUEST OR STORIES FOR DEEP DIVES samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

3/12/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 1 second

EP 18 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS salad on the sofa

A very strange incident whilst ordering a salad sandwich coupled with general paranoia and an amazing accidental discovery deep dive on a furniture shop Jingle from Adelaide, you know, just some very relatable stuff. email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com OR support me on Patreon x https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

3/1/2023 • 51 minutes, 41 seconds

EP 17 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Ostriches

Coming to you from Radelaide! this weeks deep dive is a doozy. Plus some ISSUES! the history of living in a monkey and more! Help a bruvva out on Patreon for as little a $3 a munff. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

2/20/2023 • 46 minutes, 46 seconds

EP 16 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE FLOOD

Not too sure really what this one's all about, my basement was flooded, so I'm banging on about having to concrete, also some terrific letters, particularly from Fern and Daniel. When in Rome, and a deep dive into a very confusing fairy tale. You can support me for as little as $3 a month (that's half a coffee) on Patreon! https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message or hello at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

2/10/2023 • 58 minutes, 58 seconds

EP15 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE Going Dutch

Catering for effing kids, an offensive history of Doors, Going Dutch, general paranoia and Pho. why not sponsor me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link email me ANYTHING: samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

2/3/2023 • 55 minutes, 8 seconds

EP 14 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE My brain is gooder.

Email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link It only costs 1/2 a cup of coffee a month to help out a bruvva. episode 14: my brain is gooder OK, babes, I'm finally back, I think my mind has been absolutely pre-consumed with the stress of dealing with real life and this week after a breakthrough I'm back! With a deep dive into a very strange Brothers Grimm fairy tale, plus thoughts on bus travel, maths and generally just maintaining buoyancy on this thing called life! hope on the bus! email me with your thoughts and suggestions samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

1/25/2023 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 42 seconds

EP 13 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE BARNEY GOOGLE

All about Barney Google... https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons email me a dream, suggestion or question samnischeasquiche@gmail.com

1/19/2023 • 50 minutes, 8 seconds

EP 12 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE EGGPLANT

I'm back and ready to bibimbap! https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

1/11/2023 • 56 minutes, 54 seconds

EP 11 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE THE GHOST OF THE TAX DEPARTMENT

Debt, booze, jazz, sharks, regret. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

12/19/2022 • 57 minutes, 11 seconds

EP 9 Sam Simmons Niche as Quiche Jeans

Jeans, Koreans boys, national soup, coming out. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

12/9/2022 • 54 minutes, 31 seconds

EP8 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE Stephen Dorff

Deep dive into 90s heartthrob Stephen Dorff, Horse Hoof conspiracies and the meaning of life. It's NICHE. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

12/1/2022 • 50 minutes, 4 seconds

EP 7 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE GREEKS

Greeks, Horhey! and Pierce Brosnan. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

11/24/2022 • 54 minutes, 59 seconds

EP 6 Sam Simmons NICHE AS QUICHE Crumpets

Crumpets, Lawrence Fishburne and introducing the F*%KEN GUY. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

11/16/2022 • 50 minutes, 47 seconds

Ep 5 Sam Simmons Niche as Quiche QUAILS

it's about being a mother, crayons and singing. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

11/9/2022 • 51 minutes, 50 seconds

EP 4 Sam Simmons Niche as Quiche Fanta

Willem Dafoe and Fanta, it's what the people want. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

11/1/2022 • 41 minutes, 39 seconds

Ep 1 Niche as Quiche Sam Simmons Seance

ummmm https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

10/26/2022 • 45 minutes, 6 seconds

Episode 3 Niche as Quiche Sam Simmons Lacrosse

its the same one about Lacrosse https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

10/26/2022 • 37 minutes, 27 seconds

Ep 3 Sam Simmons Niche as Quiche Lacrosse

Ummm, it's about Lacrosse. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons