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He is Darren Maule’s best mate and always gets into the funniest situations
My Mate Dave
English, Comedy, 1 season, 132 episodes, 3 hours, 54 minutes
My Mate Dave
English, Comedy, 1 season, 132 episodes, 3 hours, 54 minutes
Dave shares his story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and Dave decided to share his story! Let's just say this is not a story any fifth grade kid should rely!
7/6/2015 • 1 minute, 42 seconds
Dave tries something 'new' to save his job
My Mate Dave had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. Find out what Dave did to keep his job.
6/24/2015 • 1 minute, 23 seconds
Dave means business
Dave lays down the law as manager but unfortunately it (kind of) backfires. A good giggle guaranteed!
6/10/2015 • 1 minute, 47 seconds
My Mate Dave up to no good
Darren has the strangest mate Dave, he’s rather legendary. Dave always seems to find himself in peculiar situations and Darren loves telling us about him. Find out what Dave got up to in today's My Mate Dave
3/23/2015 • 1 minute, 36 seconds
Schabir Shaik causes an uproar
My Mate Dave's kid was playing in a supervised kids area at DCC while Dave went to play 18 holes. Everything was going fine until Schabir Shaik showed up!
3/5/2015 • 1 minute, 47 seconds
Do you have a Clicks card?
We would just like to ask the ladies at clicks who ask: 'Do you have a clicks card and I say No' please don’t look at me like I just said, No, I didn’t pass matric.
2/26/2015 • 1 minute, 13 seconds
Don't drink and drive
Dave is not allowed to take taxi's home any more, find out why in today's My Mate Dave.
2/25/2015 • 1 minute, 22 seconds
Cops question Dave
Find out what you should NOT tell the cops in today's My Mate Dave
2/20/2015 • 1 minute, 24 seconds
Armed robbery
Find out what My Mate Dave says when the robber asks what Dave will give up - Money or his life?
2/19/2015 • 53 seconds
Facebook friend request
Why can't we find My Mate Dave on Facebook? All revealed in today's My Mate Dave
2/17/2015 • 55 seconds
When in doubt
My Mate Dave has great advice for those who don’t have money to give to street beggars.
2/16/2015 • 1 minute, 24 seconds
Dave's other mates
Dave takes things too literally. Find out what happened in today’s My Mate Dave
2/13/2015 • 1 minute, 31 seconds
Mother in law drama
Dave hates it when his mother in law and the old ditties from church visit them. Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
2/12/2015 • 1 minute, 58 seconds
Toilet duty
Always do the 3 point check before using a public toilet! Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
2/11/2015 • 1 minute, 37 seconds
Second hand parrot
Carol and Dave decided to get a new family pet. So they decide to purchase a second hand parrot. This parrot came with warning labels! Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
2/5/2015 • 2 minutes, 1 second
Boys night out
My Mate Dave teaches you how to get out of trouble after a boys night out goes pear shaped.
2/2/2015 • 1 minute, 54 seconds
Marriage counselling
While Dave and Carol share their concerns with the therapist the most unexpected thing happened! Find out what in today’s My Mate Dave
1/30/2015 • 2 minutes, 17 seconds
Good news or bad news first?
This would only happen to Carol and Dave. Find out what went down in today's My Mate Dave
1/29/2015 • 1 minute, 4 seconds
Never choose the window seat
Find out what happened to Dave and Carol when they got stuck with a granny in the plane!
1/27/2015 • 1 minute, 32 seconds
Secrets to a Happy Marriage
Dave shares his secret recipe to a successful marriage in today’s My mate Dave.
1/26/2015 • 1 minute, 18 seconds
This is married life
How carol reacts to half the things Dave says will make your day!
1/23/2015 • 1 minute, 19 seconds
Too hot for clothes
Find out why Carol has no problem with Dave mowing the lawn butt naked in today's My Mate Dave
1/22/2015 • 1 minute, 22 seconds
Gift for hubby
Carol surprises Dave with a gift that she will probably utilize more than him. Find out what it is in today's My Mate Dave
1/21/2015 • 44 seconds
Dave’s missing
Find out what Carol does when she realizes her hubby is gone in today’s My Mate Dave
1/20/2015 • 1 minute, 1 second
For better or worse
This is what 14 years of marriage drives you to...
1/19/2015 • 1 minute, 10 seconds
Never reveal a woman's age
Oh No Dave, you didn't! Find out why he is once again in the dog box with Carol.
1/16/2015 • 1 minute, 24 seconds
Create your own marriage rules
Dave an Carol are the perfect example of how religious and atheist can coexist. Find out how they do it in today's My Mate Dave
1/15/2015 • 1 minute, 16 seconds
Stick to what you know
Dave tries to impress Carol at a restaurant up in Hillcrest. But things go terribly wrong… Find out what happened in today’s My Mate Dave
1/14/2015 • 1 minute, 36 seconds
Marriage Expectations
Dave’s long lost friend confides in him about his sex life. Find out what he is complaining about in today’s My Mate Dave
1/13/2015 • 1 minute, 51 seconds
Dave's in the dog box...Again!
My mate Dave spent Xmas dinner in the dog box. Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
1/12/2015 • 2 minutes, 9 seconds
What woman talk about in private
Do you want to know what woman talk about? My Mate Dave shares the secret
12/19/2014 • 1 minute, 41 seconds
Awkward date night
Who's ready to hear one of the most cringe-worthy dates in the history of all dates?
12/18/2014 • 1 minute, 51 seconds
Christmas shopping fail
Dave always says the wrong thing during Christmas shopping! Find out what he said to Carol in today's My Mate Dave
12/17/2014 • 2 minutes, 1 second
Grumpy pharmacist
Don’t you dare mess with this pharmacist from Musgrave. My Mate Dave shares his unpleasant encounter
12/16/2014 • 1 minute, 51 seconds
Never again
Find out why Carol will never play golf with Darren and Dave ever again!
12/15/2014 • 1 minute, 20 seconds
Cupboard snooping
Overshare alert: Dave’s son discloses private information to his principle. Awkwardness guaranteed!
12/9/2014 • 2 minutes, 5 seconds
100% True Story
Why do men get out of bed in the middle of the night? Find out in today's My Mate Dave
12/4/2014 • 1 minute, 24 seconds
The Nature of a Misunderstanding
Shame poor boy! Dave's son might be scarred for life. Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
12/3/2014 • 2 minutes, 2 seconds
No more babysitting duty
This is why Dave isn’t allowed to tell stories to his kids anymore...
12/2/2014 • 1 minute, 58 seconds
Dave's Pooth Brush
Although unsanitary, Dave's wife Carol has an effective way of dealing with his shenanigans.
12/1/2014 • 1 minute, 31 seconds
Word usage
Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said? My Mate Dave experienced this while he was admitted to hospital. Find out what happened in today's My Mate Dave
11/28/2014 • 2 minutes
Hospital visitis
Freakiness follows My Mate Dave! Find out what happened when he went in for a operation recently.
11/27/2014 • 1 minute, 30 seconds
If you thought your wedding night was bad
Marriage Advice: This is why you should get to know the person you're going to marry!
11/26/2014 • 2 minutes, 19 seconds
Fornicating on the airplane
A couple on a flight caught in the bathroom doing something they shouldn't have. Click here to hear what happened, if you dare.
11/25/2014 • 2 minutes, 25 seconds
The Wedding Night
The best part of your wedding just may happen after the guests go home and you slip out of your fancy clothes...
11/24/2014 • 1 minute, 54 seconds
Bedroom talk
Do you have As a Guy a pet name for your member?
11/20/2014 • 1 minute, 40 seconds
We all need a raise
Find out what Dave’s wife said to her boss that secured her a raise!
11/19/2014 • 1 minute, 53 seconds
Beggars at a Birthday party
Who needs entertainment when you have two beggars at a birthday party! Find out what happened at Dave's daughters birthday bash.
11/18/2014 • 1 minute, 47 seconds
Tests don't lie
Find out why an ordinary check-up goes terribly wrong
11/17/2014 • 2 minutes, 25 seconds
House sitting goes horribly wrong!
Dave should not be allowed to house sit anyone's house...ever! And this is why.
11/13/2014 • 2 minutes, 37 seconds
Toilet humor
Toilet tip: Shave before fixing the toilet. Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
11/12/2014 • 1 minute, 37 seconds
Dave gets butt naked
What happens on a nudist beach should stay on a nudist beach… Just saying!
11/11/2014 • 2 minutes, 26 seconds
Clever answer my boy
Dave's daughter is quite emotional after the family attended a funeral. She asked her dad what would happen to her if her parents should die... Dave's son response is priceless! Listen to it here
11/10/2014 • 1 minute, 37 seconds
Dave's son gets sick in church!
Find out what happens when Dave's son gets sick in church - if you dare!
11/7/2014 • 1 minute, 25 seconds
Colourful characters on the bluff
A random guy requests some ‘what what’ from a butcher! The butcher has NO idea what he is looking for. Find out what he was referring to in today’s My Mate Dave
11/6/2014 • 2 minutes, 15 seconds
Dave’s crab curry
Dave completes in a chef-down and decides to do a crab curry! Find out what happens to his crabs before landing in joburg ahead of the event
11/5/2014 • 2 minutes, 24 seconds
Dave, Carol & The Trolley Dolly
During their travels Dave and Carol witnessed a seemingly catty conversation exchange between a person of prominence and a sassy stewardess with an entertaining ending...
11/4/2014 • 2 minutes, 22 seconds
Dave meet THE parents
Dave meets Carol’s family for the first time and does the most inappropriate thing ever! Take a listen here:
11/3/2014 • 3 minutes, 37 seconds
This is how woman roll
Dave's wife sets the best example for all wives. She is willing to do anything for Dave...Anything!
10/31/2014 • 2 minutes, 26 seconds
Dave’s Military service days
Make sure there are no small kids or animals around when you press play
10/30/2014 • 2 minutes, 22 seconds
Making the vegetarian transition
My Mate Dave son's turns vegetarian... Find out why, if you dare!
10/29/2014 • 5 seconds
NEVER fool around abroad
While the team were in Switzerland, Dave was visiting Italy and decided to share what happened on his trip that taught him to never ever ever fool around abroad…
10/28/2014 • 2 minutes, 30 seconds
Freaky deaky gran
Dave’s son totally embarrassed by his grandmother! Find out what granny got up to in today's My Mate Dave
10/27/2014 • 1 minute, 50 seconds
It's NOT Dave's fault
How to avoid getting out of the dog box, what Dave did was genius!
10/24/2014 • 2 minutes, 4 seconds
The less colourful commute to school
Dave's son recalls the remarkable difference of his trip to school with his Grandmother driving as opposed to his Grandfather.
10/23/2014 • 1 minute, 17 seconds
Dave road trips down to PTA
Dave bumps into an old mate while up in Pretoria – Dave is absolutely gobsmacked when he finds out what he does for a living now!
10/22/2014 • 2 minutes, 18 seconds
Up to no good
Dave catches his son doing something super dodgy! Can you handle it?
10/21/2014 • 1 minute, 42 seconds
Fly chows cow poo
My Mate Dave shares why you should never, never ever eat cow poo!
10/20/2014 • 2 minutes, 7 seconds
Don't lie!
Why you ask, My Mate Dave shares a classic story why you should NOT lie!
10/17/2014 • 2 minutes, 11 seconds
My Mate Dave
Dave at Home affairs
10/16/2014 • 1 minute, 28 seconds
Dave ACTUAL favorites shaggy dog jokes!
Find out what he has to say about Mahatma Gandhi...
10/15/2014 • 1 minute, 42 seconds
Where does poo come from?
Dave’s little girl asked her daddy one of the most awkward questions! Find out how Dave explains this one
10/14/2014 • 1 minute, 20 seconds
Not acceptable!
We’ll have none of that in our neighbourhood says Dave’s daughter. Find out what she is taking about in today’s My Mate Dave
10/13/2014 • 1 minute, 54 seconds
Don't suck your thumb Son!
Dave explains to his son why you should NOT suck your thumb and what the consequences are if you do!
10/10/2014 • 2 minutes, 6 seconds
Dave's in the dogbox
Warning to all men: This is why you don’t talk about mom with your kids behind her back!
10/9/2014 • 1 minute, 7 seconds
No shaggy jokes
Darren has the strangest mate Dave, he’s rather legendary. Dave always seems to find himself in peculiar situations and Darren loves telling us about him. Sit back and enjoy!
10/8/2014 • 2 minutes, 17 seconds
How to please your woman with a small member
My Mate Dave overheard an awkward conversation between a man and a bookstore assistant! Get ready to LOL
10/7/2014 • 1 minute, 52 seconds
Dave confronted at the rugby
Don't every mess with a blonde! Dave find out why first hand
10/6/2014 • 1 minute, 14 seconds
Blondie from Umhlanga
A blond walks into a Laundromat; what happens next will floor you! Enjoy
10/3/2014 • 1 minute, 38 seconds
Dave meets a blondie from the bluff
Find out why Dave’s adventures on the Bluff are always short-lived.
10/2/2014 • 1 minute, 46 seconds
Dave's Gran: Classic Cunning Comedian
You can't keep Dave's grandma in the dark; she WILL get the answers she wants!
10/1/2014 • 1 minute, 38 seconds
Hospital Visit
Dave makes no bones about breaking bones
9/30/2014 • 1 minute, 44 seconds
Dave messes up big time
My Mate Dave gets slack from his friends! Find out what he did in today's My Mate Dave
9/29/2014 • 1 minute, 54 seconds
What's for dinner?
Dave learned the very important lesson that sometimes you just have to eat what's in front of you and hold your questions!
9/22/2014 • 1 minute, 8 seconds
The funniest joke...Ever!
According to Dave, this is the funniest joke ever told! What do you think? Take a listen
9/18/2014 • 2 minutes, 12 seconds
Lies & porky pies after the pub?
Sounds like Dave could have been lyin' about a lion after he was late from the bar.
9/17/2014 • 2 minutes, 15 seconds
Treasure for Two?
Say what you want about him but Dave is fair. And he cares. Because he shares.
9/16/2014 • 2 minutes, 2 seconds
Anonymity can be Awesome!
Sometimes the question "Do you know who I am?" can also get you out of deep trouble.
9/15/2014 • 1 minute, 38 seconds
Life-saving kilts!
Best you listen to this choke story without eating or drinking... or else you yourself might end up choking!
9/12/2014 • 2 minutes, 43 seconds
Courtroom Comedy
When you take the stand make sure you know who you're witness against!
9/11/2014 • 2 minutes, 37 seconds
Shocker under the sheets
The Problem with rumours? Even though they may not be true at some point they may surface a scandal.
9/10/2014 • 2 minutes, 42 seconds
The Nosey Nurse
There's nothing worse than getting caught picking up stompies... especially by Dave.
9/9/2014 • 1 minute, 21 seconds
Sweet Hearts & Diamonds
Dave just can't win when it comes to buying presents for his wife Carol.
9/8/2014 • 1 minute, 32 seconds
Pop quiz
Dave gives the wrong answer to an unrelated question! Oh boy, find out why he got into trouble for in class
9/5/2014 • 51 seconds
The Birds and the Bees
That awkward parent question: Daddy what is sex? Dave explains to his daughter about the ‘birds and the bees’
9/4/2014 • 1 minute, 57 seconds
It's Not my fault
Dave got suspended from school for two weeks! Why he got suspended will make your day! Take a listen
9/3/2014 • 1 minute
The Window Seat
Learn from My Mate Dave! This is how NOT to secure a window seat on the plane!
9/2/2014 • 1 minute, 46 seconds
Dave nicked a bag of oranges
Kids this is why stealing isn’t the answer!
9/1/2014 • 2 minutes, 30 seconds
It's Time To Confess
Dave has a heavy heart and decided to confess his hidden secrets with a priest… Sometimes things are just better left unsaid Dave!
8/29/2014 • 1 minute, 43 seconds
Dave's mother-in-law dies
During their vacation, and while they were visiting Jerusalem, Dave's mother-in-law died! Find out to why Dave was so adamant to get his mother-in-law's body back to South Africa
8/28/2014 • 1 minute, 56 seconds
Dave visits a Psychiatrist
This doesn't end well...
8/27/2014 • 2 minutes, 4 seconds
Dave got mugged
While Dave was visiting Cape Town he got mugged but the most unfortunate thing happened...
8/26/2014 • 1 minute, 33 seconds
Dave makes an innocent mistake
This is why My Mate Dave spent 50% of his Primary school journey outside the class room
8/25/2014 • 1 minute, 24 seconds
Would you give a bank loan to a frog?
End you work week with a good giggle! Here is your daily fix of My Mate Dave
8/22/2014 • 2 minutes, 38 seconds
Dave’s bad timing
First, there's nothing wrong with you if you find yourself farting in public but there is an exception to the rule if Bill Gates and his mates are around!
8/21/2014 • 2 minutes, 47 seconds
Dave finally graduated
Its a clean one today from back in the day when Dave finally graduated with a national diploma for Computer sciences and all IT'ed out he chats to this car salesmen when he was about to buy his new car.
8/20/2014 • 1 minute, 57 seconds
Contraception - hardware or software problem
'Where did I come from Dad?' Dave thought he was awfully clever when he used computer language to explain it... Giggles guaranteed!
8/19/2014 • 1 minute, 50 seconds
Dave finds a decoding machine
What happens at the doctor’s office should stay at the doctor’s office Dave! Take a listen to this morning’s risky My Mate Dave if you dare
8/18/2014 • 2 minutes, 49 seconds
Kids and God
Careful what you share with your kids in aisle 7 of family kwikspar says Dave's wife, Carol
8/15/2014 • 1 minute, 58 seconds
Dave cheated in his exam
Dave's teacher confronted Dave in front of the entire class about his apparent cheating! His teacher asks him a couple of questions to prove that he did in fact cheat in his exam... Take a listen
8/14/2014 • 2 minutes, 12 seconds
Burglary at Dave's house
Dave demands to know who broke in his house but not for the reason you might expect! Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
8/13/2014 • 1 minute, 46 seconds
Dave and the Taxi
Dave's taxi driver completely lost control of the car and nearly hit a bus when he tapped the drivers shoulder! But why?
8/11/2014 • 1 minute, 44 seconds
Rekindle the romance
Dave and Carol in an attempt to rekindle their romance decide to go to Rome, Italy. Did it work? Find out in today's My Mate Dave
8/8/2014 • 1 minute, 14 seconds
Ups and downs of a marriage
Sometimes it NOT always a bed of roses in marriage as Dave and Carol will attest to.
8/7/2014 • 1 minute, 37 seconds
Dave heads down the coast
What happens on the South Coast, stays on the South Coast - Dave shares his first bikers bar experience
7/18/2014 • 2 minutes, 3 seconds
My Mate Dave goes to church
Dave shares his first church experience!
7/17/2014 • 2 minutes, 22 seconds
Dave is the ultimate Sharks fan
This one is for all the Sharks fans out there! Dave's teachers isn't impressed that Dave is a Sharks supporter - she's actually furious and wants Dave to explain why he supports the Sharks, this is what he has to say:
7/16/2014 • 2 minutes, 4 seconds
Dave reveals Alain Tardain's fishing secrets!
Dave and Alain have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. Dave has had no luck at all and Alain has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. Find out what his fishing secret is here:
7/15/2014 • 1 minute, 41 seconds
How yodeling began
Yodeling: We all know it's a Swiss thing, but when did it start and why? And does anyone still do it? Darren shares the secret history of yodeling – sort of!
7/11/2014 • 2 minutes, 42 seconds
Silent treatment from Dave
Dave is totally ignoring Darren because he didn't crack invites to Switzerland - so Darren decided to share some interesting things you might not know the Swiss do, take a listen:
7/9/2014 • 1 minute, 35 seconds
Swiss waiter fills in for Dave
I'm in Switzerland and Dave isn't so I asked a Swiss waiter to tell me a joke and this is it:
7/8/2014 • 1 minute, 45 seconds
Traveling to Switzerland
This my Mate Dave is about My Mate Darren today! Embarrassing moment on the flight to Switzerland
7/7/2014 • 1 minute, 17 seconds
Match made in heaven
Ever locked your keys in your car before? Dave and Carol share their tips on how to retrieve your keys!
7/3/2014 • 1 minute, 43 seconds
Dave’s wife Carol is a closet case blonde
Dave overhears this phone conversation between carol and her mom which he wishes he never heard! Take a listen
7/2/2014 • 1 minute, 15 seconds
Family therapy session
Need a good chuckle after a hard day? Then take a listen to what happened to Dave's wife Carol at a group family therapy session...
7/1/2014 • 1 minute, 56 seconds
Dave is a maths boffin
Dave got into trouble with his math teacher but he has no idea why! His dad asked him to tell him what happened and this is what he had to say:
6/30/2014 • 1 minute, 36 seconds
Cops catch Dave
Dave's wife Carrol gets Dave into big trouble with the police!
6/27/2014 • 1 minute, 37 seconds
My Mate Dave – Not Safe for radio
My Mate Dave caught with his mouth full! Warning: Not safe for radio!
6/24/2014 • 1 minute, 11 seconds
Dave's Son asks interesting question
Dave's son asks him what the difference is between confident and confidential! This is how Dave decide to explain it to his son:
6/23/2014 • 1 minute, 49 seconds
The "doggie position"
The results of in-depth studies have determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the "doggie position"
6/20/2014 • 1 minute, 21 seconds
Dave's new secretary
Dave's wife starts putting questions to him about his new secretary! He answers them quick and easy - but things turn horrible wrong! Find out what happened here:
6/19/2014 • 57 seconds
My Mate Dave freaks out!
The traffic cop was freaked out by how freaked out Dave was at a faulty break light!
6/18/2014 • 1 minute, 13 seconds