Mark is performing an intimate roast of all things Christmas on December 11th. Maybe an extra date or two depending on the demand. Advance tickets available from Patreon. Going on sale this Wednesday. Updates on Instagram.Support the show

This week Mark explores the heatwave. Due to family commitments it is a mini roast. A baby roast. A hot pocket, if you will. I hope, I mean he hopes, you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!Support the show

This week Mark asks the question, does the Summer produce better looking people or is our vision impaired by the sunshine? We also delve into an age old "men versus women" debate that results in nobody walking away unscathed. If you're reading this though, you might consider supporting the show. Thank you!Support the show

This week Mark explores the altruism behind doing a good deed... and filming it.Support the show

This week Mark takes a big step in his personal life and moves in with Mrs Roast. Much to the disappointment of... Mrs Roast. Nevertheless, thanks so much to everyone who listens to the show. It means the world to me. Why did he begin this in the third person and then end it in the first? She has no idea.Support the show

A rarely spoken about subject in the world of middle aged white male podcasting - Mexican Cartels.Support the show

A little bonus show to give you an example of the laughs we have over on the Patreon. This was recorded several weeks ago. It's effectively a 'free gift' due to the lack of roasts over the last couple of months. Thank you for sticking with me. See you Sunday. <3Support the show

This week Mark dusts off the microphone to explore the pristine dynamic between Irish families and people they pay to clean their homes.Support the show

This week Mark (me, I'm writing this) takes a look at perverted school lunches and teenage sleepovers. Support the show

This week I finally come clean about why I had to walk away from the world of Rugby.Support the show

This week Mark revisits his teenage years spent attending one of Ireland's greatest temporary theme parks... in the RDS...  in the month of January.Support the show

Does exactly what it says on the tin - albeit, with indigestion.Support the show

This week Mark explores the good, the bad and the gambling.Support the show

This week Mark explores the emotional and physical pitfalls of developing as a young man in Ireland.Support the show

This week Mark explores Whatsapp etiquette Support the show

This week Mark explores the windy city in all its glory.Support the show

This week Mark explores the ineffable indecency of London estate agents and the mad, off the wall 'banter' of Primary School teachers.Support the show

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This week Mark tries to find his feet after suffering a burglary of himself.Support the show