PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA Haai! It's almost Dezemba baby! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. In this 68th instalment of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, we reflect on getting cancelled on TikTok, and delve into one of South Africa's biggest rising stars – Tyla. In other news, Mr Beast is in hot water after building 100 wells in Africa (we know, the internet is a strange place). Lastly, we indulge in some snacks from the corner shop and give our unwanted un-professional opinions on whether the Proteas can bring it home. It's chaos, but it's KETS babaaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Today we are joined by the one and only, Jadon Gideon! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. Where to find The Left Back Podcast: Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It's the usual back and forth, it's chaos.... but it's KETS babayyy! We hope you enjoy :) If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. Where to find The Left Back Podcast: Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It's the usual back and forth, it's chaos.... but it's KETS babayyy! We hope you enjoy :)

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: We’re back, with our second episode in the studio! This week Sam and Chlo give you some informative-fish SA news ranging from Pistorius’s Parole, Senzo Meyiwe Trial, Alleged Homophobia against Chris Pappas and a SA lawyer who has reportedly stolen R350m from disabled children… eish. In international news the duo chat about some light-hearted news, such as Drake’s new album and Pete Davidson’s dating life; and touch on the circus that is the US elections. It’s chaos, b ut it’s KETS! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. Where to find The Left Back Podcast: Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: This episode is probably our most unhinged yet, but we love it! We’re happy to get podcasting from our new set, and to have you guys along for the journey. This week Sam and Chlo delve into Transnet’s recent Tender Scandal and SA’s drinking Laws. In international news the duo chat about Meta’s new cutting edge AI and whether we should be scared about Robots taking over. It’s the usual chaotic dash, but it’s KETS! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're so happy to be back podcasting. Summary: On this week's episode Sam and Chlo debrief on where they've been and what they've been up to – namely cutting Samson's locks, going to therapy and touring Ireland. Rupert debuts in his first KETS episode, and says he's a proud Nepo-Baby. Sam and Chlo then start asking the hard-hitting questions like why does Diesel cost so much, and what's with Toyota Corollas and Road Rage? The trio then end off the South African news segment by discussing Burna Boy's latest controversy, and Jacques Kallis's fridge. Finally, onto some international news to tie things off – The Rugby World Cup! The Nail-biting SA vs Ireland match and Manie Lebbok hate! It's chaos, but it's KETS babayyy! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Episode Summary: On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start by looking into SA's 2023 Budget Speech and asking serious questions like – how much does Enoch Godongwana bench press? For real thought.. asking for a friend. Moving along! The pair then chat about the state of tourism in South Africa and why Sam thinks we should turn Cape Town into the Kruger. Up next is even MORE updates on the controversial SA Tourism Tottenham Hotspur Deal (it just keeps going doesn't it), and a dive into De Ruyter's antics. Of course they had to talk about UCT’S lucrative R12 Million agreement with Prof Phakeng. Finally, the duo end off with some sports chat and cover Formula e, the ICC WOMEN’S T20 World Cup and how Bavuma is still bae. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! Thank you to Ultra South Africa for partnering with us on today's episode. Grab your tickets here: https://ultrasouthafrica.com/tickets/. Follow Ultra South Africa: Insta: https://www.instagram.com/ultrasouthafrica Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ultrasouthafrica TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ultrasouthafrica If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. *Disclaimer: This episode was filmed on Friday 24th February 2023. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Love you all, Chlo-dog and Sam. On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing the chaos that was SONA ’23 – from EFF antics, to Eskom being an attention seeker – it’s a mess! The pair then move on to chat about things that have been #cancelled in 2023 like Hellman’s Mayonaise, Silent Discos at Robben Island and Idols SA. Up next is updates on the controversial SA Tourism Tottenham Hotspur Deal. And in interesting news the pair talk about a new non-hormonal male contraceptive pill – it’s all happening! Finally, the duo end off with some sports chat and cover how the South African Hockey Men's team have been denied their well-deserved spot in the FIH Pro League. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Love you all, Chlo-dog and Sam. On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing SA's new Covid Jab that's on the cards, Malema's recent response to the loadshedding crisis and Thapelo Amad – the new mayor in town! The pair then move on to more serious matters like rouge tigers and seals in Cape Town. Up next is Sugar Tax and how much sugar is packed into South Africa’s favourite fizzy drinks. Of course they HAD to cover the international beef between Checkers and Woolies, before ending off with some sports chat. Namely how Bavuma is the best. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Wednesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

We're back! What a 2022! Can't wait to bring you guys more pods, more guests, more laughs! Love you all, Chlo and Sam On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by reminiscing on the days of Matric hand-backs and driving tests. The pair then move on to talk about Eskom's "Death Spiral" and De Ruyter's worst cup of coffee.. it's too terrible! In stranger news.. Saudi Arabia seems to have a soft spot for Ronaldo, Prince Harry seems to have a soft spot for Elizabeth Arden Cream, and Musk breaks Guinness World Record for all the wrong reasons. Finally the duo give their take on the T20 series and wrap up with reading some hilarious Google Reviews. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai and welcome back to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo discuss why people are up in arms about Charlize Theron's thoughts on Afrikaans, how SA's newly proposed tobacco laws might lead to some serving jail time, 'Where is Rassie' 2.0, Jantjies saga updates and of course, the atrocious Fifa press video. It's chaos, but it's KETS BABAY! Hope you enjoy! *This Episode was filmed on the 21st of November. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai and welcome back (FINALLY) to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We missed ya! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo reminisce about Matric final antics; and chat about the Zondo commission's findings, Elton Jantjies coming clean, Bavuma facing backlash, Twitter allowing users to buy blue tick status and Lizz Truss not being a fighter... but a quitter. It's the usual chaotic sprint that we've missed so much. Hope you enjoy! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Back like stage 6 baby! Hope you guys enjoy xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Michele joins Chlo dog and Sam to chat about the challenges of being a doctor, surviving testicular cancer, some medical myths and general wholesomeness! We hope you enjoy listening to this conversation as much as we enjoyed having it! xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai! And welcome to KETS :) From the queen, to the Jantjies drama we do our usual chaotic sprint across local and international news! We hope you enjoyed this as much as we loved making it xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Springbok Evan Roos joins KETS, as the duo reboot their interview series. The rugby-come- theatre star is well measured, fun and ev(a)n a little bit naughty! Many laughs are shared and Evan even sprinkles a couple of life lessons along the way - we hope you enjoy this as much as we did. Sam & Chlo xoxox #comedypodcast #springboks #evanroos

Haai! And welcome to KETS. On this episode Sam and Chlo chat about 'berealing', arguements over airfryers, wind in Cape Town, SA's new drivers license, Eben Etzebeth being one angry man, Lizz Truss and how hardly anyone can afford to watch the Sevens. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

On EP 49 we serve up the usual chaos that you have come to love and deserve! We hope you guys enjoy ❤️ Sam & Chlo Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai! We are happy to be back and supplying you all with some hard-hitting journalism (jk). On this week's episode the duo chat about Miss SA, Zuma's parole, Kim Jung-un’s ‘definitely not Covid’ fever, Mexico’s Queen of Narcos turned influencer and today is Chloë’s turn to do player ratings. It's chaos, but it's KETS babayy! Enter our KETS X OKJA Giveaway here: https://www.instagram.com/p/ChU4oiBqy3Q/ #FokJa! Follow Okja: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/olaokja/ https://www.instagram.com/okjacafe/ Website: https://okja.co.za/ If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haaaiiiiii :) This week we chop it up again from South Africa's loadshedding politics, to Will Smith, to sex toys flying around the N2 - we swing for the fences once more! Happy to have ya, happy to be had xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. #southafrica #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai, and welcome back! On this week’s episode, Sam and Chlo chat about Ramaphosa and Kid Cudi getting booed, Cele’s tattoo policy, how Thabo Mbeki had zero chill when he spoke at Jessie Duarte's memorial service, Banyana Banyana’s victory, Monkey Pox anxieties and petrol price deregulation on the horizon. It’s chaos... but it’s KETS baby! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

Haai and welcome back, or welcome to the show! On this week’s episode Sam and Chlo delve into Mandela Day, Nathi Mthethwa’s R33m orchestra plan, Hugo Broos leaving Bafana Bafana high and dry, Sri Lanka’s president resigning via email, Biden’s fisting in the Middle East, Elon’s messy family life and a $2.5m WhatsApp scam. It’s chaos, but it’s KETS babaaay! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

Haai! And welcome back (finally) to the show. We are so happy to be back. This week we have an extra long, jam-packed episode to make up for our absence ;). We chat about AKA's terrible Twitter plea to Elon to help with loadshedding, South African celebs turning into politicians, the government's plan to erect a R22 million flag (like what??) and Sam ends off the pod with Springbok players ratings (we love him for his honesty). It's chaos, but like we always say – it's KEYS babaaay! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

Haai! And welcome back to KETS! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about the Good Party's booze-fueled, sex partying (oooo scandalous), Formlua 1, David 'the Cat' Mabuza, Baby-Switching in Durban and how white people be crazy. It's a mess, but it's KETS babaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Haai! And welcome back to KETS! Petition to start calling Sam Mr Toast? On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Ryanair's bizarre Afrikaans Test, how the spotlight is being shone onto Kelly Khumalo is the Senzo Meyiwa trial, and Cyril being accused of money laundering and kidnapping?!. They also touch on Black Mirror becoming real life, and reminisce on days spent at Ratanga Junction #rip. It's a mess, but it's KETS babaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Haai! And welcome back to the show! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo bring you hard-hitting journalism as always. They chat about fast food in SA... and why we might have to think twice before ordering that double King steer :,). The duo also chat about DSTV, the Census, Champions League and how Milly Bobby Brown can't catch a break from creeps! It's chaotic, but it's KETS! Enjooyyyyy! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Haai! We are back with an audio-only poddy – consider your ears #blessed. On this episode we chat a bit about Monkey Pox, how Cara Delevingne be crazy, Partygate, new Cannabis laws and T Swizzle's Honourary Doctorate. Hope you guys enjoy! Lots of love, Sam and Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

0:00 Intro 4:43 Currie Cup Loadshedding 9:38 Elton Jantjies Arrest 12:45 Durban Sucks 16:38 Charles Leclerc Crash 18:28 Kendrick Lamar New Album 20:00 Religion & Astrology 25:22 Taiwanese Sexy Maths 26:51 Dubai Influencers 29:33 Mauritius Love 30:35 Q& A 31:42 Margot Robbie & Pirates 34:45 Q& A contd. 36:04 Confessions ZA 38:37 Overrated | Underrated 42:15 Outro

Haai, haai haaaaai! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo chat about Eskom and how the Head of Electricity Generation (Eish); Martin Brundle's legendary Miami grid walk and answer some of your burning questions... and MORE! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) From the mile high club to abortion - KETS does the usual chaotic sprint through current events and life! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) On today's episode Chlo and Sam chat about Elon buying twitter, how 420 didn't go as planned for some students at Leondale High School pupils and delve deep into our fear of everything being made of cake... A little bit of this, with a little bit of that - we hope you guys enjoy! xoxo Sam & Chlo Dog. Leondale High School pupils video: https://getindianews.com/leondale-high-school-weed-video/ Joburg school brawl video: https://twitter.com/KamoMagwegwe/status/1516853232068435968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1516853232068435968%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesouthafrican.com%2Fnews%2Fbreaking-watch-joburg-school-brawl-classroom-fight-teacher-assaulted%2F If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) Back with a bang on Tuesdays for good! Episode is jam-packed and sugar free - hope you guys enjoy xoxox If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

Haai! And welcome back to Kids Eat Toast, you toast-munching peeps! On today's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Netflix's documentary 'Senzo: Murder of a Soccer Star', Sangomas and where the case stands now. The duo also touch on the world of South African celebrity boxing, and how Mr Smeg has (bravely) challenged Big Zulu. Lastly, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's $100 million defamation lawsuit against each other... it's a mess! P.S. A big apology from the KETS team for a shorter episode today, but we will be back with a 50-minuter next week 🔥 Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend

Haai! We are back to regular programming baby – KETS on a Monday just as the podcast gods intended! On this episode, Sam and Chloë chat about updates in the Russian invasion of Ukraine Military conflict and also discuss two of the more stupid wars in history (involving a French pastry chef and a wooden bucket). The duo also look at the controversial 'Wine Time' ad and somehow end up on the Mavericks website... it's a wild ride, so buckle up and get comfortable because it's time for #KETS! Ramadan Mubarak to those celebrating! Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend

Haai! Today Sam and Chloë are joined by director, filmmaker, writer (and Sam's cousin) - Tristan Holmes! the trio talk about making movies, love, playing chess and how delicious Woolies roast chickens are. It's a treat! We had a great time recording this and we hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of Tristan: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/homesy/?hl=en Linkedin: https://za.linkedin.com/in/tristanholmesdirector Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️ #comedypodcast #KETS

Haai! And happy Tuesday you toast-munching crazies! Sam and Chlo are coming at you again with another podcast that ensured to get you giggling. a bit – hope you enjoy! #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

Haaaaaaii ! Back again after a long, long weekend! Hope the toasties enjoy! #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

Haai! Welcome back, or welcome to the pod if you’re new! Sam has recovered from is wisdom tooth operation and we're back to bringing you KETS & Chlo.... on a Thursday! Also... this is your reminder to renew your driver's license. We know you don't wanna do it... but do it. Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... #KETS #DrivetoSurvive #SouthAfrica #ComedyPodcast #StateofDisaster

Haai! And happy Monday to you toast-munching, KETS-loving people! On this episode we chat about Daddy Vladdy, Uncut Jaaaams and why sanitary items should be free! It's chaos, but it's KETS! Enjoooooy :) #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... wow you made it here - have a virtual hug - we love ya!

Haaaaiiiii :) From South Africa's crime stats, to the Covid Queen, today's episode even touches a bit on South African politics. Beardless Sam is back, as is the radiant Chlo Dog! Love you lots KETS fam - hope you enjoy xoxo Armoured vehicle heist video: https://www.instagram.com/tv/COihohgBq_B/ Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l.. #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica

Haaaaiiiii :) Your fav comedy podcast is back at it again, and oh boy do we swing for the fences this episode... From Cyril Ramaphosa's state of the nation - to Kanye West's state of mind - we even spend time going through your worst valentine's day experiences. Love you lots KETS fam - hope you enjoy xoxo Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... #KETS #comedypodcast #stateofthenation

Hi :) We finally have a professional sportsman on the show! Not only is Nama one of the best out on the park, he is even better off it. A soft-spoken, gentle giant that shares some laughs with Sam & Chlo as he outlines his journey to the top. Nama even attempts to explain his rugby role at the Stormers to Chlo Dog! We had a great time recording this and we hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of Nama: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/namaxaba/ Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️ #comedypodcast #stormers #KETS

Wohooooo! and/or/ haaaaai :) Today Sam and Chlo dawg go to town on Nestlé, The State of the Nation Address, George Clooney and everything in between! Hope you guys enjoy xoxo #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️

Today you get your daily dose of Dillon and KETS! We're back with ep 28 - a bizarre KETS crossover with one of the most relatable content creators in South Africa: Dillon AKA 'The Daily Dose'! We hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of Dillon: Insta: https://www.instagram.com/dailydoseofdillon/?hl=en Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dailydosedillon?lang=en Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️ #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS

Haaaaai :) What do receding hairlines have in common with South Africa becoming a malaria threat? Who knows. We do know that KETS & Chlo is your only way to celebrate the end of January and another Monday! Hope you guys enjoy xoxo #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️

Haaaaaai :) Today’s guest needs no introduction but here is one anyway! Mike Zietsman aka PHFAT is one of SA’s most prolific rappers – he's played on many stages on many tours at many venues, for many peoples! He joins KETS to share many deep thoughts with many chuckles along the way! We recommend sharing this pod with many people xoxo Where to find more Mike / PHFAT Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS2rpyFnYIW2ACeCb5slI9Q Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/phfat_official/?hl=en Website: http://phfat.com/ Where to find more KETS: Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... #comedypodcast #PHFAT #KETS

Haaaaaai :) 2022 keeps marching on and so does KETS! Hopefully this episode will keep you cool and company as temperatures continue to soar! We love you like kanye loves kanye xoxo #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️

Haaai! Wow, what a lovely train wreck this crossover episode was with SA’s funniest podcasting duo – The Bioscope Brasse. Jody, Ross, Sam & Chlo dog try and tackle some current affairs, as well as movie talk. However, the podcast quickly descends to complete madness from the outset and continues on throughout the episode. Sam rightly brings up why ‘The Brasse’ are the worst chisers in the history of podcasting, Chlo dog asks the hard hitting questions about what a bioscope even is and Ross gets drunk off of a glass of wine. Jody has the hot take of the episode and Harvey Weinstein gets mentioned way more than he should. The main news topic revolves around the poor lions and pumas that are contracting from zookeepers #CaroleBaskin . We end this chaotic episode with the brasse’s interpretation of overrated/ underrated – KWAAI OR NAAI. We had tons of fun recording this we hope you guys enjoy xoxo It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS! Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find the Bioscope Brasse: Podcast: https://podfollow.com/bioscope-brasse/view Instagram: instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/?hl=en We recorded the crossover at the best creative studio in Cape Town! Check them out: Website: https://www.cayacreativestudios.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cayacreativestudios/?hl=en Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS

Haaaai! We are finally back to programming as usual! In another loaded episode, chlo dog and samwellies combine a marathon and a sprint as they cover the AFCON, Prince Andrew and some of South Africa’s “best” leaders. Chloë provides some bizarre facts about cockroaches, whilst Samuel makes an unrequested return to his New Zealand accent! It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here xoxo : https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Pitbull Wisdom Video🤣: https://www.facebook.com/TateredVideo/videos/459918204352735 #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

KETS is back! We sure have missed the pod and the toasties xoxo Today we crack on with a little bit of politics, a little bit of euphoria and DJ Jadon makes his long awaited voice note podcast debut. We hope you enjoy, Sam and Chlo #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

Ho Ho Ho and Haaaaai! With Christmas just around the corner we thought it would be fitting to deliver our first ever Christmas special and oh boy is it special! From bizarre Christmas traditions, to creepiness under the mistletoe, to a full blown how to survive Christmas starter pack - today's episode has a bit of everything... Chlo is glowing and radiant, Sam for some reason is wearing a rash vest... Have yourselves a wonderful holiday season filled with fun, fam and KETS! Lots of love, Sam and Chlo xoxo #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

Haai! KETS & CHLO is back babaayyy! After recovering from Covid, Sam and Chlo are back and better than ever (at least that's what they tell themselves). This week, the duo chat about GOATS, a big chunk on F1, how to slide into instagram DMs and more! #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... wow you made it here - have a virtual hug - we love ya!

On today's episode we blame not having a guest on Omicron instead of our terrifyingly poor admin system :( However! We still come out firing and have a lot of fun discussing what grinds Chloë's gears, KETS being chosen as one of Apple Podcasts Editor's Pick & Chlo dog's dad getting scammed out of Justin Bieber tickets... Heck we even play bang, marry kill - white privilege edition! We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed making it! Lots of love Sam & Chlo dog xoxo

Hiiiiiii Toasties :) It's Monday, which means KETS & Chlo is back baby! On today's episode, Sam and Chlo Dog discuss tax evasion, the nonsensical travel ban, Oprah's South African Thanksgiving and every bizarre little interlude possible! We even go through a handful of our latest reviews and comments! It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here xoxo : https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS

Hiiiiiiii :) We have to start today's poddie description with an apology - turns out the neighbours are trying to boycott KETS with their hammer, unfortunately nothing we could do in the edit. From roughly 27:00 mins there is no hammering! Now back to why you are here... On today's episode Zethu Gqola, a literal dream, joins Sam and Chlo to discuss her illustrious life, career and everything in between. From championing Rocking the Daisies marketing plan, to discussing some of South Africa's most terrifying serial killers to a generally bizarre, funny and random cultural analysis of South Africa! Chloë and Zethu are electric, whilst Sam is wearing a grey Under Armour t-shirt - go figure... It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS babyyyyy xoxo Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find Zethu: Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@zethuzethu?lang=en Her New Pod: https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-ira8k-113c5fd?utm_campaign=a_share_ep&utm_medium=dlink&utm_source=a_share Wohoooo we love you toasties! xoxox

Hiiiiiii Toasties :) It's Monday, which means KETS & Chlo is back baby! On today's episode, Sam and Chlo Dog do the usual marathon sprint across a host of topics that have taken place here in South Africa. From AB's retirement to Sam's rap career that was rightfully forced into retirement this episode hits all of the usual marks. The episode does take a bizarre turn into South Africa's crime scene, but that's showbiz baby! It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here xoxo : https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS

Today's episode is sadly without video and without Chlo Dog - both due to the horrendous wrath of exam season :( However! Fear not as, the powerful, enigmatic Nicholas Archibald steps up to save the day. Despite being described by his first team rugby coach as the worst player to play in the 1st XV, Nick moves swiftly past this cruel fact to join Sam to talk about life at Five FM and his journey in radio. Whilst Nick tries to guide Sam into wholesome topics, the conversation descends into the usual madness and debauchery, which was undoubtedly exacerbated by Chloë's absence. It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS babyyyyy xoxo We hope you enjoying listening to this as much as we enjoyed making it :) PS Don't forget to catch Nick on weekends with Five Fm pps. don't forget to rate the pod: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...

Hiiiiiii & Welcome back Toasties :) Today, as with any other KETS and Chlo episode, we cover a bizarre array of topics ranging from Lewis Hamilton GOAT talk, to Bafana Bafana Robbery and even have the time to indulge on various theories surrounding the Gatsby! Sam debuts debatable facial hair, whilst Chloë is her wonderful self. It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here xoxo : https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS

Wohooo! Another day, another podcast and another great guest! Today, Samwellies and Chlo Dog are joined by the gentlest of giants - Ciaran Dayaram. The trio touch on the usual wide array of topics from Ciaran's big move to Pretoria to play professional rugby for the Blue Bulls, to his transition into art and poetry. Sam even confesses to going down a deep, dark Jordan Peterson rabbit hole during the height of lockdown! It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS babyyyyy xoxo Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find Ciaran Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ciarandayar... Where to find KECKS: https://kecks.co.za/ YOU DESERVE TO HAVE NICE UNDIES ❤️ Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

Time Codes: 0:00 Intro 1:58 Show & Tell 7:52 Oscar Pistorious Parole 10:37 Pollsmoor Prison 13:21 True Crime / Blue Route Mall 16:29 More Oscar 19:24 Oral Covid-19 Pills 20:55 Ukraine Podcast 23:18 Robben Island Party 26:29 Formula One in South Africa 26:58 Robben Island 29:23 Norm Macdonald 30:45 Hot Takes 34:02 Soweto Derby 38:31 South African Time 40:15 Escape From Pretoria 44:05 Overrated/Underrated

Hiiiiii :) Welcome to KETS on the road! This week we traveled to Long Street to meet our friend and co-owner of Obi - the best Japanese restaurant in Cape Town! This episode is a classic, delicious blend of awkward comedy nuggets, followed by some life wisdom and all round good times. The trio discuss everything from how Ben got into the restaurant industry to questionable tattoos in Japan and the terrible day his restaurant flooded. They also take turns eating fistfuls of Wasabi during the latest instalment of hot takes (which were luke warm this week) and end with one of the toasties fav instalment - overrated / underrated. It's fun, t's naughty - it's KETS babyyyyy xoxo Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find Ben: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/benbettendorf/?hl=en Obi Restaurant: https://obirestaurant.co.za/ Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

Hiiiiiii :) Just like useless political promises around elections , KETS is back and boy oh boy do we have some ground to cover this week. From Cyril Ramaphosa's bizarre comments about ESKOM to R21.7 million shoes - the dynamic duo cover a bit of everything... There is also an x rated attack on hadedas that could prove too much for sensitive viewers, don't say we didn't warn you... Sam even ties his hair up amidst growing hatred for his face and hair on tik tok, whilst Chloë looks and is her radiant self. It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here xoxo : https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

KETS on a Thursday might even rival the weekend... probably not, but confidence is key! On today's podcast we have the real creator of KETS, Sam's mother - Nina Holmes. Nina or Mrs Holmes to you, you disrespectful scoundrel, is a talented artist, actress and fashion icon. After having put up with Sam for 24 years, she does so for another 48 minutes, as Sam, Chlo and Nina touch on topics from art and creativity, to her lockdown projects... The trio even come to terms with the fact that Survivor is older than Chloë, Nina is exhibiting at the Joburg Art Fair and Sam asks his mom if she considers herself to be a MILF... It's fun, it's naughty, it's KETS babyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find Nina: Lockdown Lovelies https://www.instagram.com/ninaholmesart/?hl=en Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... wow you made it here - have a virtual hug - we love ya!

Hiiiiiiiii :) Welcome back you lovely creatures to another episode of KETS & Chlo! If you have left your house in the last 2 months you would know that local elections are upon us and with elections come promises, baby kissing and well, a handful of truly terrible posters. From the DA to the EFF to whatever CAPEXIT is we review some of the worst. We also touch on resident great white Shark, Gareth Cliff's most recent controversy and Sam get's very emotional talking about South Africa's T20 cricket world cup chances. Also! Chlo dawg drops the under/overrated ball this week and unintentionally praises Alec Baldwin...ouch. It's fun, it's naughty, it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... wow you made it here - have a virtual hug - we love ya!

Hiiiii :) With the weekend nearly upon us, is there any better way to kickstart festivities than by settling down to watch an episode of KETS? We think not! Today's guest, Alex Murie is a world renowned poet, academic and Sam's roommate... He hears KETS episodes more than anyone else in the world because he lives with KETS and we love him for it! The trio cover an array of topics ranging all the way from whether our dad's understand us to whether Tinder is better than Grindr. Alex's love for poetry is briefly put under the microscope as is his highly successful online publication history. Sam even suggests life without Netflix - yet another truly groundbreaking episode! It's fun, it's naughty, it's KETS babyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... wow you made it here - have a virtual hug - we love ya!

Haaaaaai :) Monday is back and so are we! You might have Blue Balls or support the Blue Bulls or actually just be having a Blue Monday and the good news is that we are here for all of you xoxo Today we have a crack at understanding Blue Balls, Sam's 2 day hangover and the bizarre hostage situation including South Africa's very own Defence Minister. We even speak about match-fixing / cricket legend Hansie Cronje... Apart from those big headlines, Sam has his most fun when discussing Miss SA! It's fun, it's naughty, it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... wow you made it here - have a virtual hug - we love ya!

Hiiiii and/or otherwise you well? Today we are joined by @Grant Hinds . He is such an unbelievable human and has accomplished so many things that we were simply too overwhelmed and stuck to some fairly crass topics that will hopefully make you chuckle. From meeting Hollywood star, Chris Pratt to pissing himself in high school - this podcast has a bit of everything. We hope you enjoy this podcast as much as we enjoyed making it xoxo Where to rate the podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/kids-eat-toast-sometimes/id1509957555 Where to find more of Grant: https://www.youtube.com/user/granthinds https://www.instagram.com/granthinds/?hl=en https://www.tiktok.com/@granthinds Where to find more KETS: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/?hl=en https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/kids-eat-toast-sometimes/id1509957555 https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNkHLmgxk9rLq0tNMF?si=b2eo7_3sSKG1mW8wZ6Dq6Q&nd=1 Wohooo! If you made it here you deserve a wohhoooo from Sims mwah xoxo

Hiiiii :) If the Monday blues have got you down we are here to put a swift end to that! Kick back and enjoy some KETS as Sam and Chloë stumble through some serious and not so serious current events... Sam threatens to be grumpy but never reaches that final stage, whilst Chlo-dawg pretends not how to play overrated/underrated. It's fun, it's naughty, it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Where to find Sam: https://www.instagram.com/homie____ho... Where to find Chlo: https://www.instagram.com/chloemelvil... wow you made it here - have a virtual hug - we love ya!

SHARK!!! Bonus points if you worked this out :) Today's guest, Omar Morto is a Tik Tok star, radio host, musician & great laugher. He reminds us that even if you have zero talent, you can get places by just having a great laugh. That's just a joke! His exploits in music and radio are well documented and truly noteworthy. Unfortunately, we forget to ask the hard hitting questions and end up just having a wonderful time with yet another wonderful guest - we hope you guys enjoy xoxo Where to find Omar: Weekdays between 6:00 - 9:00 am on GOODHOPE FM TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@omarmorto PLS do us a favour and RATE KETS (and be nice hehe) https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... More, more KETS: Where to find KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Where to find Sam: https://www.instagram.com/homie____ho... Where to find Chlo: https://www.instagram.com/chloemelvil... wow you made it here - have a virtual hug - we love ya!

Hiiiiii :) Surprise, surprise... well, not really... but, WE ARE BACK and here to make your Monday more bearable! On this episode we talk about our favey fave sports team, how Nomakhosazana Meth is proposing a 'no jabbing, no shagging' policy and why you shouldn't take financial advice from Kim K. Let Sam know if he should divorce Chloë and get a face tattoo in the comments below! xoxo Please give us that good good uber driver 5 star rating using the link below - mwah! https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/kids-eat-toast-sometimes/id1509957555 Where to find more of KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Where to find Sam: https://www.instagram.com/homie____ho... Where to find Chlo: https://www.instagram.com/chloemelvil... if you read till the end - virtual hug!

Hiiiii :) Today on the pod, Sam and Chlo are joined by endurance cyclist, adventurer, cartoonist and all round good egg - Tegan Phillips. Not only does she share her tales from traversing Africa on a bicycle, she also explains why doping would have no visible effect on her cycling or cartoons... She's also done a Ted Talk so that means she has won life! We discuss Lance Armstrong's legacy, why people don't help when you have literally fallen down and everything in between. We hope you enjoy watching/listening as much as we enjoyed making this... Find Tegan: Website: https://teganphillips.com/ Ted Talk: https://www.ted.com/talks/tegan_phillips_the_funny_thing_about_courage Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teganphillipscomics/?hl=en Rate KETS (and be nice hehe) https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/kids-eat-toast-sometimes/id1509957555 More, more KETS: Where to find KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Where to find Sam: https://www.instagram.com/homie____ho... Where to find Chlo: https://www.instagram.com/chloemelvil... wow you made it here - have a virtual hug - we love ya!

Today was a good day to have a good day, unless it wasn't and that's just fine because KETS is here to debunk Monday motivation with questionable Oscar Pistorious jokes. We also have a go at rating the Springboks, judging billionaires for going to space, deal with Sam's traumatic supersport schools interview and more! If we aren't your audio-visual besties yet, we sure as hell won't stop trying xoxo Please give us that good good uber driver 5 star rating using the link below - mwah! https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/kids-eat-toast-sometimes/id1509957555 Where to find more of KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Where to find Sam: https://www.instagram.com/homie____ho... Where to find Chlo: https://www.instagram.com/chloemelvil... if you read till the end - virtual hug!

Where to find KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Where to find Sam: https://www.instagram.com/homie____ho... Where to find Chlo: https://www.instagram.com/chloemelvil...  

Hiiiiii :) KETS & Chlo is back again with our round up of the weekend and some updates on South African current events. On this episode we discuss the Anti-Vaxxx march in Sea Point (yuck), the poor Springboks, Where Rassie is and why bees are just all-round terrible creatures. Chlo demands the show be renamed, wears rave glasses and is her wonderful self. Samuel is less grumpy today and looks dashing sporting a beautiful new 2nd hand jacket! This episode was made possible by CampusKey – if you are in need of student accommodation they are a one stop shop: www.campuskey.co.za Where to find KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Where to find Sam: https://www.instagram.com/homie____ho... Where to find Chlo: https://www.instagram.com/chloemelvil... if you read till the end - virtual hug!

Haaazit haayeew?! KETS is back with guests and who better to bring along than your favourite social media star and Constantia mom - Cassidy Nicholson. Cassidy joins the most dynamic duo since Oros and water to discuss a variety of current events, be incredibly inappropriate and ultimately keep you company! We had lots of fun , lots of laughs and we hope you do too! Pls continue to share, comment and review, as you help us battle against the algorithmic gods! We love ya xoxo To find out more about Cassidy peruse the following links: YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUkQAiX3Ji6bghASTiOXYZA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/agirlnamedcassidy/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@agirlnamedcassidy?lang=en if you read till the end - virtual hug!

The beginning of an action-packed two episode week, sees the duo take on everything... From question marks of Ronaldo's legacy to Cyril's new "MAX" condoms to the upcoming elections! We even touch on Megan Fox destroying the internet! It's your usual round up of current events as Chlo and Sam laugh their way through it all. Indulge us as we keep you company xoxo Don't forget to rate / review us on Apple Podcasts - means the world to us!

Chlo and Sam are back like ABBA and we've got a slightly longer episode for you lovely toast people. The duo chat about medically paroled Zuma, Sam faking an asthma attack and some hilarious reactions to Idols SA's wooden mic contenders. Chloë partakes in her worst overrated underrated ever and is her usual wonderful self. Indulge us as we keep you company xoxo This episode was sponsored by MANSCAPED. To get 20% off your next purchase + Free Shipping use promo code KETS at checkout. Ps Rupert (the intern/Sam's brother) swears by Manscaped's Lawnmower 4.0 !!

Hiiiiii :) More chaos and company brought to you by Sam and Chlo! We chat about learning how to drive, Cape Town's issues with the snow/blow and why the Paralympics makes Sam feel more useless than well, something that is very useless. This episode was sponsored by manscaped - use promo code KETS to get 20% off your next purchase + free shipping :) https://za.manscaped.com/?redirect=1 Indulge us as we keep you company xoxo

Chloë and Sam are back with yet another delicious audio-visual podcast that jumps wildly from Chloë explaining the OnlyFans debacle, to cat serial killers and finally ending with a foolproof plan to save the environment. This episode was sponsored by manscaped - use promo code KETS to get 20% off your next purchase + free shipping :) https://za.manscaped.com/?redirect=1 Indulge us as we keep you company xoxo

Chloë and Sam sit down to chat about Covid passports, travel influencers, and most importantly, why Sister Bethina should be our new national anthem.

Chloë and Sam are back to discuss some archaic Dubai laws, relationships with adult entertainment performers & the hit South African crime documentary "DevilsDorp". It's funny, it's cute but most of all it's designed to keep you company xoxo Head over to: https://shackletonbc.co.za/ and use the code: KETS at check out for 10% off your next beer purchase :)

Chloë gets in front of the camera for the very first time in a new Kids Eat Toast Sometimes venture - KETS & Chlo! In this episode we take on the Olympics in a very, very serious manner #KETS&Chlo #olympics #comedypodcast Two podcasts a week! Wohooo come and get some.

Francois Van Coke charmingly bursts on the show to discuss road rage, how to say Fokof, playing craven week rugby and FOKOFPOLISIEKAR being cancelled all the way back in 2005. Amongst all of this Sam downs two beers in front of the now sober Rockstar. Francois is unfiltered, uncensored and unbelievably kind. After the recording Sam and Francois had an on and off again relationship that in the end, well Sam had to end. The ex-couple have both gotten over heartbreak, hence the delay on the release of this podcast! The podcast was made possible by Sam’s ego and CampusKey. Not only do they support local creatives, they have some of the best accommodation options in town! find them at: www.campuskey.co.za

A media mogul, a product of divorce and ultimately a good guy. Some say Mike is wrong – he’d argue that he is Mike Wright. Sam and Mike talk about starting media projects, his baby Le Scarf & why acne is the ultimate humbling agent. Rumblings that Mike was the “King of Stellenbosch” also rear their ugly head!

KETS is back after a somewhat rude sabbatical! To kick things off, Sam is joined by up and coming singer-songwriter Emily Drew. The young artist is currently based in Liverpool and just so happens to be Sam's younger sister! From being humiliated about self promoting on Tik Tok, to leaving the nest during a pandemic - this podcast has a bit of everything. As per usual it's terrifyingly awkward, offbeat and occasionally funny.

Buhle aka Animo is a ridiculously talented music producer who is starting to pave his way in the SA music scene. Like your favourite instagram model his music is eclectic - from gospel chords to EDM, he does it all. He is also as charismatic as an acorn and just as funny! Join us as we chat about culture, music and a whole lotta trash

Karen Zoid, South Africa's Queen of Rock, joins Sam on the pod to discuss creativity, following your passion & the challenges of mastering one's craft in the 21st century. The pair also dive into her recent collaboration with AB De Villiers, as well as the odd history of bluetooth. It's bizarre, it's insightful and occasionally naughty - it's KETS baby!

Yaaseen chats to Sam about comedy, culture & opening for an injured Trevor Noah!

Cassidy Nicholson aka 'Constantia Mom' joins Sam in discussing the current online space , her successes on social media & some anxieties associated with making content... She is a firecracker from start to finish, a good laugher and an even better guest.

Josh Hill, the former 104.5 fm radio host, joins Sam to discuss comedy, corona, being politically correct & everything in between on KETS' first ever 'in person' episode.

Dayna, a trained artist and lifetime creative joins Sam in discussing close to everything - the two nearly achieve world peace! Dayna shares her experience as an artist and how rejection and faith have helped shaped her. It's up close, it's personal and it's a must listen for any creative struggling with space, faith or themselves. Sam continues to be void of religion, but tries to tell a few jokes. Praise Weet-bix!

Alex, a UCT Masters student, tasked with making sense of the world through the creation and study of poetry, joins Sam in discussing the current role and future of academia. The pair also engage in a lighthearted back and forth, from tinder experiences, to the 'alphabet people' and why Alex would marry Helen Zille.

Gareth, a promising fashion designer and creative shares his views on fashion, his move from UCT to Fedisa and how the corona virus, as devastating as it is, could pave a brighter future for the world of fashion. What surrounds these broader topics is a playful engagement on topics like the ethical consumption of pornography and a brief reflection on the pair's time together at school. *Gareth is not a scientologist , haha.

Naledi Kekana an activist and budding academic joins the show to unpack topics such as BLM, intersectionality, white privilege - amongst many other topics. What results is a discussion on tough topics that Naledi and Sam don't always agree on. Hopefully this encounter illustrates why engagement is important - no matter how uncomfortable the situation may become.

Ben Defty - Cape Town's very own Jared Leto, discusses his ventures into music, acting and architecture. He also joins Sam in exploring Cape Town's creative scene and why instagram culture is a toxic, false value for creatives. The two also briefly chat politics and dance around why the average young person is completely disinterested with the aforementioned.

Izzy, an upcoming entrepreneur and sorceress of good energy, joins Sam in discussing her first business - Loveyoni. A start up company built on providing women's sanitary products to the rich and poor. The pair also dive into menstruation, exploring issues that women face on the daily, as well as why some men simply don't get it. The sky is the limit for Izzy and the two end the discussion around her aspirations for a successful work/home life.

Sihle Lonzi, a key figure in SA's #FeesMustFall movement, joins the show this week. Along with Sam, the two engage in unpacking the challenges black bodies face in Model C schools, woke white people, #FeesMustFall and the scariest three letters known to white South Africans - The EFF! An honest encounter that symbolises the challenges and hopes that young South Africans face.

Mazin - a 23 year old, medicine student by day, dance music DJ by night, joins the show to discuss the highs and lows of studying medicine, the joys of the Cape Town music industry, as well as the heightened sensitivities that have enveloped the 21st century. South Africa's Lockdown is briefly debated. The brimming intellectual also shares the impact of Covid-19 on him and his surroundings. The foreseeable effects of the virus on Ramadan are also explored. Daily news is covered as Mazin and Samuel engage in an informative, light-hearted catch up.