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Keith and The Girl comedy talk show

English, Comedy, 1 season, 120 episodes, 5 days, 59 minutes
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Keith and his ex-girlfriend talk shit.
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3783: Woman Power w/ Ophira Eisenberg

Ophira Eisenberg, everyone’s favorite, returns to KATG to help discuss Keith’s co-host predicament, Amy Schumer claiming Cushing syndrome, and the 2024 SAG Awards.
2/26/202458 minutes, 13 seconds
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3782: Spaced Out w/ Diamond Dogs’ Chris, Christian Finnegan, Myka Fox, Myq Kaplan, and Rod Morrow

Diamond Dogs’ Chris put together an amazing line-up of winning KATG guests: Christian Finnegan, Myka Fox, Myq Kaplan, and Rod Morrow. And the party is NOT very low key. Among the latest news, the group discusses us landing on the moon (again? fascinating), and the Airbnb host who sent their guest’s wife a security photo of him with another woman after he left her a negative review.
2/24/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
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3781: Higher Power w/ Sophia Wortzel

Chemda’s longtime friend and brand new guest Sophia Wortzel joins KATG to discuss recovery from all sides, the Alabama Supreme Court ruling that frozen embryos are children, and the release of Keith’s latest stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters.
2/23/202455 minutes, 28 seconds
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3780: Inshallah w/ Ahmed Al-kadri

Yemeni-American comedian Ahmed Al-kadri discusses culture, racism, and politics. The trio also talks about Donald Trump’s latest guilty verdict which fined him $364 million in a New York civil fraud case.
2/20/202456 minutes, 29 seconds
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3779: Madame Web w/ Marga Gomez

Marga Gomez the Beloved returns to KATG to help discuss lesbians, bullies, guns, mental health, and the jaw-dropping Madame Web.
2/16/202452 minutes, 17 seconds
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3778: Heartwork

Keith and Chemda tackle the most disturbing news of the day: the Kansas City parade mass shooting, the elementary school principal that pretended to shoot students in an active shooter drill, the 2-year-old black girl who was cuffed by a white child in a day care’s Rosa Parks reenactment, and Madame Web.
2/15/202446 minutes, 28 seconds
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3777: Because I Got High w/ Andie Main

New guest Andie Main discusses politics, family, dating, and sobriety. She also helps Keith and Chemda cover the 2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees and the strains of weed that cause you to murder.
2/13/20241 hour, 5 minutes, 24 seconds
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3776: Murderball

Keith and Chemda reminisce on the 2024 KATG 24-Hour Marathon, the 66th Grammy Awards, Super Bowl LVIII, and your The Dad Emails book reviews.
2/12/20241 hour, 7 minutes, 19 seconds
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3775: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: The Homestretch w/ Jimmy Pardo, Reena Calm, Christi Somers (???), Hope Dobrzynski, and Lucie Pohl

Hour 22: The big news of the now: The Dad Emails book and Chemda leaving Keith and The Girl! Also: Reena Calm! Jimmy Pardo caught his dad fucking! Christi Chiello is now Christi Somers! Hope Dobrzynski! Everything moving too much too fast! Lucie Pohl!
2/10/202450 minutes, 23 seconds
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3774: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: Figure It Out or Die w/ Justy Dodge, Newsy, Kyle Thompson, and Calvin Cato

15 hours into the 2024 KATG Marathon, Justy Dodge shares the most family-related story of pure anguish that you’ll ever hear [trigger warning: it’s related to Christmas stockings], Newsy shares how his (married) dad used him to fuck a schoolmate’s mom, and former KATG intern Kyle Thompson catches us up from where’s he’s been since KATG #2923: The Case for Christ by sharing recent trauma after recent trauma regarding family and lovers. Calvin Cato closes the show out with his story of toxic validation.
2/8/20241 hour, 18 minutes, 7 seconds
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3773: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: Pimping Your Memories w/ Shauna Lane, Emily Panic, and Joe DeRosa

Alongside the great Emily Panic, KATG’s fellow Surf Reality performer and for real open book Shauna Lane shares her sobriety and the crazy stories and relationships that led her there. Joe DeRosa joins the marathon and discusses Chemda’s KATG exit, dating, and KATG.com/DadBook.
2/7/202456 minutes, 9 seconds
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3772: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: The Beginning w/ Christian Finnegan, Chris Turner, Chaz Kangas, and Rojo Perez

HI, KIDS! KATG discusses preparing as a Talk Athlete, the death of Carl Weathers, and the big announcement: The Dad Emails book is in people’s hands! Christian’s various family members were scammed by cyber con artists, his dad had infected scrotum growth; and, Best New Guest Chris Turner improvise raps it all. Again and again. Also, be careful if you hire Rojo for anything other than being a comedian; and, stop fucking over Chaz! Also, Chemda reminds us how adults are still the same as children.
2/6/20241 hour, 7 minutes, 9 seconds
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3771: The Dad Emails Book Is Now Available

Keith and Chemda are excited to share the big news: The Dad Emails book is now available at KATG.com/DadBook! Also the KATG marathon is on Saturday, so the duo talks steroids and stress dreams.
2/2/202433 minutes, 23 seconds
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3770: The Verdict w/ Moss Perricone

New guest Moss Perricone fits right in as Keith and Chemda discuss WWE’s Vince McMahon’s egregious sexual assault allegations, The AFC/NFC Championships featuring Taylor Swift, Donald Trump being ordered to pay $83.3 million for denying that he raped E. Jean Carroll, and the two climate-change activists that threw pumpkin soup on the Mona Lisa.
1/29/20241 hour, 10 seconds
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3769: Divine Intervention w/ Gastor Almonte

Fan favorite Gastor Almonte returns for his second visit to KATG. The trio discusses A.I. and jaw-dropping Taylor Swift deep fakes as well as God’s cryptocurrency scam.
1/26/202448 minutes, 26 seconds
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3768: Button Pusher w/ Adam Cayton-Holland

New guest Adam Cayton-Holland discusses life with toddlers as well as the D.I.Y. generation and social media, Jon Stewart’s return to The Daily Show, Keith’s beef with Ben Stiller, people deliberately ignoring atrocities, and the next American civil war.
1/25/202458 minutes, 35 seconds
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3767: Olive You w/ Carrie Gravenson

Carrie Gravenson returns to KATG to help solve Keith’s loved-in couch catastrophe as well as discuss 50 Cent’s celibacy, the 2024 Oscar noms, and the NYC Rodeo at MSG.
1/23/202450 minutes, 30 seconds
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3766: Something to Cry About

Keith and Chemda discuss the dangers of working with olive oil, the 2024 NFL playoffs featuring Jason Kelce, a girl that’s allergic to her own sweat and tears, an airline passenger that got locked in the bathroom, and the return of ancient viruses thanks to global warming.
1/22/202444 minutes, 26 seconds
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3765: 16th Annual KATGuh Award Winners

The 2023 KATGuh Award Winners
1/19/202451 minutes, 44 seconds
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3764: Dig Dug w/ Craig Klein

Hollywood Craig Klein helps discuss eavesdropping on public fights, the greatest memory Keith has about his mom, the final 8 teams vying for Super Bowl LVIII, and finding love.
1/18/202456 minutes, 58 seconds
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3763: Smug Mug w/ Rod Morrow

Rod Morrow returns to help break down the 2024 NFL playoffs as well as the 2024 Emmy Awards. The trio also discusses Maxxxine deliberately kicking an actor in the head while filming and ESPN being caught falsifying 37 Emmy trophies.
1/16/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 39 seconds
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3762: Welcome Home w/ Danny Vega

Danny Vega returns with 2024’s first batch of Am I the Assholes? The trio talks friend and family dynamics, cleanliness, and the return of the Tide Pod Challenge.
1/11/20241 hour, 1 minute, 57 seconds
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3761: Scent of a Woman’s Tears w/ Diamond Dogs’ Chris

Diamond Dogs’ Chris joins KATG for the first time to help discuss the evolution of education, how the smell of women’s tears lowers men’s aggression, and Craig Klein not knowing how to restaurant.
1/11/202455 minutes, 13 seconds
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3760: Keith Loved a Movie

Keith’s holiday adventures included continuing to watch every movie ever made, one being worse than the next. If you love to hate, please enjoy.
1/9/202441 minutes, 41 seconds
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3759: 16th Annual KATGuh Awards

The 2023 KATGuh Award Nominations
1/5/20242 hours, 29 minutes, 20 seconds
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3758: I’m Walkin’ Here

Lose over 40 pounds just by walking! Learn about the greatest religious books ever written! Hear about the unsealed court documents of Jeffrey Epstein! It’s all true! Except for the greatest books part!
1/4/20241 hour, 5 minutes, 9 seconds
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3757: Misguided

Keith went on a 5-state road trip, and somehow he returned.
1/2/20241 hour, 2 minutes, 55 seconds
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3756: New Year, New You

It’s January 1st, 2024, and your life is about to change! Keith and Chemda start off the new year discussing New Year’s Eve on TV, Donald Trump being taken off of 2024 ballots over the Jan. 6 insurrection, The Dad Emails book announcement, and the passing of the great Kenny DeForest.
1/1/20241 hour, 6 minutes, 1 second
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3755: Cocktailing w/ Ophira Eisenberg

The astonishing Ophira Eisenberg leads us into the holidays as the gang discusses parenting, dealing with your child’s teachers, the myths of Hanukkah, the Squid Game: The Challenge finale, and Limp Bizkit touring with Corey Feldman.
12/7/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 54 seconds
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3754: Party! Holiday Party! w/ Myka Fox

Myka Fox returns! The trio discusses the Kansas City Chiefs’ controversial 9-year-old fan, the fact that 20% of couples cheat on their partner at holiday office parties, and Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ 4th rape accusation in 3 weeks. Merry Christmas!
12/6/202350 minutes, 49 seconds
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3753: Reality Check w/ Ian Lockwood

New guest Ian Lockwood shares his life and music and joins KATG to discuss Family Feud’s Richard Dawson making contestants take mouth herpes tests prior to recording and Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s new book.
12/5/202355 minutes
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3752: Morons: The TV Show w/ Kevin Allison

Kevin Allison revisits KATG to help discuss The State reunion live shows and shady venue owners, Rep. Lauren Boebert and Dave Chappelle, Felicity Huffman trying to explain away the 2019 college admissions scandal, and Squid Game: The Challenge Pt. 2.
12/4/202359 minutes, 27 seconds
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3751: So Nation w/ Christian Finnegan and Pam Myers

Christian Finnegan is joined by Kickstarter supporter Pam Myers, and the group talks about Chemda’s big move as well as law, Squid Game: The Challenge continuing, travel debates, Henry Kissinger, and Nation.
11/30/202349 minutes, 49 seconds
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3750: New Relationship Smell w/ Carmen Lagala and Corey Tindall

Carmen Lagala joins KATG along with her new beau Corey Tindall. The gang tackles stand-ups watching stand-up, new relationships, and tipping culture.
11/29/202359 minutes, 12 seconds
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3749: Wankz w/ J.P. McDade and Shawn Carter

KATG stalwart J.P. McDade and new guest Shawn Carter discuss the state of comedy, from crowd work to unruly patrons. The group also discusses Tiffany Haddish’s second DUI, Young Thug’s rap lyrics being admissible in court, and an even heavier topic: porn message boards.
11/28/202359 minutes, 6 seconds
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3748: Is Godzilla Real? w/ Murf Meyer

Fan favorite Murf Meyer returns to help discuss Thanksgiving, family, and Squid Game: The Challenge.
11/27/202351 minutes, 35 seconds
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3747: Have Some Dignity w/ Liz Miele and Neil Rubenstein

Liz Miele revisits KATG along with her pal Neil Rubenstein, and you know how Keith and Chemda do: they get aggressive!
11/21/202346 minutes, 28 seconds
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3746: Autism Heaven w/ Mike Lawrence

Supervising producer Mike Lawrence returns! Mike discusses Bupkis, Saturday Night Live, family, being a dad for a full year, and the best stores to shop at to manage your panic attacks.
11/16/202346 minutes, 30 seconds
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3745: Controversial Thoughts w/ Rojo Perez

Rojo Perez joins KATG to rile Keith up by explaining the genius behind not cleaning your underwear and the deepness of The Bear. Keith tries to calm his life with PowerWash Simulator VR, but we don’t think it’s working.
11/15/202353 minutes, 55 seconds
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3744: Don’t Kill Yourself Yet w/ Kenice Mobley

Truly open book Kenice Mobley returns to discuss family, dating, therapy, suicide, and sex. And life is beautiful.
11/14/202354 minutes, 53 seconds
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3743: The Marvels

Keith’s perfect weekend! John Travolta’s Saturday Night Fever Capital One spoof! Beating off in movie theaters! Husbands cheating on their wives with their wives’ mothers! Professors calling bestiality ethical! Your emails! This week is getting started in a big bad way. Enjoy!
11/13/202348 minutes, 4 seconds
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3742: An All New Keith and The Girl w/ Craig Klein

Craig Klein joins KATG to discuss the final moments of Keith & Chemda.
11/9/202352 minutes, 7 seconds
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3741: I Love You... But Your Music Sucks w/ Casey James Salengo

Casey James Salengo returns to discuss his new podcast with his wife Courtney Maginnis and the ins and outs of podcasting with a significant other. The trio also discusses Election Day 2023 results, America standing up for abortion rights, and the return of Central Park Karen.
11/8/202354 minutes, 1 second
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3740: PowerWash Simulator w/ Rod Morrow

The great Rod Morrow graces us today as the gang discusses listeners’ reactions to Chemda’s thoughts on Israel vs. Hamas and its relation to the Spider-Verse. The trio also talks about Election Day 2023, the confusion over why Keith failed an ever-changing Science, and Chemda teaching her dental assistant about gratitude.
11/7/202348 minutes, 19 seconds
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3739: Just Smart Enough w/ Chuck Nice

StarTalk’s Chuck Nice joins KATG for the first time and talks about the scariness of space and the intellectual depths of scientists such as Neil deGrasse Tyson. The trio also discusses Israel, Palestine, and Hamas as well as America's new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and his son being pornography accountability buddies. Also, Keith recalls calling up The Radio Chick to be part of Survivor: Harlem, and he reminds you how to win Daylight Saving Time.
11/6/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 37 seconds
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3738: Tippin’ Ain’t Easy w/ Katharine Heller

Katharine Heller returns to tackle the big issues. From knee cysts and Long COVID to tipping etiquette and piss milkshakes, the trio covers it all.
11/2/202349 minutes, 5 seconds
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3737: Analyze This

Keith and Chemda cover Donald Trump’s latest threats, Robert De Niro and his former personal assistant in court, antisemitism in America, and your mental health. Don’t forget to tip.
11/1/202344 minutes, 13 seconds
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3736: Kosher Babies w/ Carrie Gravenson

Carrie Gravenson returns to help Keith and Chemda make sense of Halloween and Ouija, new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson comparing homosexuality to incest and beastiality, and Carrie’s violent bike ride.
10/31/202353 minutes, 19 seconds
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3735: The One Where Matthew Perry Dies w/ Erin Maguire

Erin Maguire returns to KATG to cover all the pressing celebrity news, including the hot tub drowning of Friends star Matthew Perry. And Keith’s queer! Yay!
10/30/202341 minutes, 3 seconds
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3734: Chef’s Kiss

Keith and Chemda are with you to tackle the big issues of the day in an offensively hilarious manner. The duo covers new House Speaker Mike Johnson, Donald Trump’s trial over his presidential disqualification, Maine’s mass shooting, and the conman who faked heart attacks in at least 20 restaurants to avoid the bill.
10/26/202331 minutes, 46 seconds
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3733: In the Zone w/ Gastor Almonte

New Guest Gastor Almonte joins KATG to talk about Black names vs. White names, explaining White people to Black children, being a landlord in East New York, and when it’s okay to zone out on your kids. Also, John Stamos reignites the Lori Loughlin college admissions scandal and the trio covers the airline pilot who claims that psychedelic mushrooms caused him to try to down a flight midair.
10/25/202352 minutes, 3 seconds
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3732: Awkward Sex and the City w/ Natalie Wall

Finally a sex positive podcast host that is willing to talk about sex! Natalie Wall joins the KATG Universe and helps discuss Loki, Taylor Swift’s Travis Kelce song, Elon Musk offering $1 billion to Wikipedia if they change their name to Dickipedia for 1 year, Donald Trump’s attorneys pleading guilty in Georgia’s election subversion case, and SEX!, including masturbation, communication, and family.
10/24/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 57 seconds
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3731: Delighted by Her Way w/ Matt Bachus

Matt Bachus returns to KATG as the gang discusses the latest in TikTok “pranks”, the death of Rocky’s Burt Young, Donna Kelce’s lackluster appreciation for Taylor Swift, and Sound of Freedom’s Tim Ballard (played by Jim Caviezel) being sued by 5 women for sexual assault and battery.
10/19/202358 minutes, 3 seconds
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3730: Give a Twirl w/ Courtney Maginnis

Beloved KATG guest and fashion expert Courtney Maginnis helps Keith and Chemda break down Hollyweird by covering the likes of Britney Spears, Jada Pinkett Smith, Ozempic, plastic surgery, and skating phenom Father Michael G. Malley.
10/19/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 1 second
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3729: A Retrospective w/ Louis Katz

Louis Katz returns, and the trio covers a retrospective of the KATG appearances that led to his brand new marriage and a new special: PRESENT/TENSE. The trio also covers Hollywood pretentiousness and the death of Suzanne Somers.
10/17/202359 minutes, 5 seconds
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3728: The Old Order w/ Newsy

Fresh from a week's vacation and shot out of a cannon, Keith and Chemda are back for more world judging. Whether it’s about friends making peace, Israel and Hamas doing the opposite, Jada Pinkett Smith’s constant yappin’, or the death of KATG intern/friend/foe Emmy, the duo covers it all.
10/16/20231 hour, 50 minutes, 53 seconds
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3727: My Personal Jesus w/ Jackie Kashian

The Dork Forest’s Jackie Kashian revisits KATG to show us all how to have a successful marriage (even with her mother-in-law moving in). The gang also discusses button-pushing family members and how to stay sane.
10/5/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 16 seconds
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3726: Funny Songs and Sketches w/ Joe Kwaczala

Joe Kwaczala is new to KATG, and he fits like a glove. The trio discusses the ways of the Catholic church, a breakdown of his album Funny Songs and Sketches, the 6 university students who are future doctors celebrating a female volleyball team win by running on the court and masturbating, and the results of Chemda’s Year 7 tumor-related open-heart surgery check-up.
10/4/202359 minutes, 1 second
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3725: Checkmate, Atheists! w/ Steffan Alun and Rod & Karen Morrow

New guest Steffan Alun visits KATG from Wales to discuss self-diagnosing ADHD, finding out he’s bisexual after being married to the opposite sex, Pope Francis debating blessing certain same-sex couples, and the Nobel Prize in medicine.
10/3/202359 minutes, 44 seconds
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3724: Eras

Keith and Chemda discuss NYC’s September flooding; football, the first transgender NFL cheerleader, and Taylor Swift; Meta’s new Smart Glasses; and, Merriam-Webster adding 690 new words and phrases.
10/2/202348 minutes, 33 seconds
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3723: Ohana w/ Josh Accardo

Keith’s close friend Josh Accardo returns to KATG in a big way to talk about his bladder cancer and the grandma who raised him recently dying. It’s sweet, it’s sad, and it’s beautiful.
9/28/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 6 seconds
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3722: Denied Entry w/ Atheer Yacoub

Atheer Yacoub returns to commiserate with Chemda over family and meddling weirdos, and the trio discusses Keith’s erratic destination plans and the Manhattan judge who ruled that Donald Trump committed fraud by exaggerating the value of his wealth. Also: Do you know who Linda Hamilton is? Only the smartest 2% do!
9/27/202354 minutes, 52 seconds
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3721: Fat Cheerleader w/ Peggy O’Leary

Peggy O’Leary returns to KATG to help discuss the latest with the NFL, namely Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. The trio also covers working at a family funeral home and the cast of 2023’s Dancing with the Stars.
9/26/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 43 seconds
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3720: My Pleasures w/ Rod Morrow

From The Black Guy Who Tips and Last Week on KATG, it’s the return of Rod Morrow! Rod joins Keith and Chemda to discuss tipping, saying “you’re welcome”, getting older, and some good ol’ fashioned Bummer News.
9/21/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 34 seconds
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3719: Bag of Tricks w/ Django Gold

New KATG guest Django Gold has one of Keith’s favorite stand-up specials ever: Bag of Tricks. Django discusses his name, working for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and The Onion, how to properly spell ‘come’, and night terrors. Keith had an adult sex dream, Bijou Phillips filed for divorce from Danny Masterson, and Rep. Lauren Boebert’s estranged husband blames himself for her groping another man, vaping, and yelling to the point of being kicked out of a Denver showing of the play Beetlejuice.
9/20/202357 minutes, 9 seconds
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3718: Sideways

Keith and Chemda cover everything in the news from gross to disgusting to vile: Cleveland Browns’ Nick Chubb’s sideways leg, Lauren Boebert’s unruly viewing of Beetlejuice, and Russell Brand being accused of rape by four women, one being 16.
9/19/202334 minutes, 54 seconds
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3717: Aggressive Politeness w/ Chris Turner

Improv rap genius Chris Turner returns to serve up a digestible version of the news, from violent politeness to Sean Penn trying to violate your virtual daughters. Also, Elon Musk had Amber Heard dress as Mercy from Overwatch when they dated, and Chris has the beat on it all.
9/14/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 43 seconds
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3716: We’ll See w/ Shalewa Sharpe

Shalewa Sharpe is back, and the gang covers Drew Barrymore vs. her WGA crew, fake positivity, and Taylor Swift’s VMAs. Have the best life ever!
9/13/202359 minutes, 51 seconds
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3715: A Wonderfully Exquisite Hour w/ Myq Kaplan

Hi! We sure hope you’re having the most enjoyable day ever and that the near future is everything you hope for it to be! Please? We pray everything is so good for you!
9/12/20231 hour, 16 seconds
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3714: Patriot Day

Keith and Chemda return to discuss the latest Jan. 6th insurrection sentence (22 years!), That 70’s Show’s Danny Masterson’s rape sentencing (30 years!), and Chemda’s jury duty (8 hours!).
9/11/202357 minutes, 4 seconds
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3713: Sandbaggin’ w/ Nick Turner and Nick Vatterott

The Nicks return together before the Labor Week break! The gang discusses Mitch McConnell’s second on-camera freeze (a month after his first), the woman who cheated on her husband and lied to 911 about being raped to receive a free STD test, and a personal Active Shooter incident. Enjoy!
8/31/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 9 seconds
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3712: On the Button w/ Myka Fox

It’s Myka. Myka FOX!!! The trio discusses her relationship with KATG Best New Guest Tim McLaughlin, sex etiquette, and sex crimes. So much sex! Enjoy!
8/30/202351 minutes, 16 seconds
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3711: Keep It Movin’ w/ Bianca Brady

KATGuh award winner and listener favorite Bianca Brady is back and cancer free after her 4-year battle with leukemia! She recounts the journey, her new lease on life, and getting back into the world of dating.
8/29/202357 minutes, 12 seconds
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3710: The Blind Side w/ Calvin Cato

Phenom Calvin Cato returns to KATG to help discuss relationships, people that delete and edit their phone texts, The Price Is Right’s Bob Barker’s passing, and Donald Trump’s mugshot.
8/28/202356 minutes, 2 seconds
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3709: The Prank Panel w/ Jesse Joyce

Long time KATG guest Jesse Joyce returns to discuss his new book Killing the Guys who Killed the Guy who Killed Lincoln. He also talks about his award show jokes, roasting Donald Trump, the WGA strike, Prank Panel, and the Republican mugshots.
8/24/20231 hour, 31 minutes, 1 second
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3708: Punch-Drunk Love w/ Tim McLaughlin

KATG’s Best New Guest Tim McLaughlin returns to talk about his relationship with sex, 2023’s first Republican primary debate, Donald Trump’s 41-count indictment, and The Roman Catholic Diocese of Syracuse paying $100 million to sexual abuse survivors. The gang’s keeping it light.
8/23/202354 minutes, 3 seconds
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3707: The Writing on the Stall w/ Caitlin Cook

New to the KATG Universe: Caitlin Cook! Caitlin discusses her one-woman bathroom graffiti musical as well as dealing with fatal car accident trauma. The trio also discusses Britney Spears’ divorce and Netflix’s Depp v. Heard.
8/22/202350 minutes, 59 seconds
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3706: Death Threats w/ Rod Morrow

In a special Last Week on KATG crossover, Keith, Chemda, and Rod Morrow cover everything new in the KATG universe, including Erin Valentine’s Hawaiian death threats, Keith’s personal relationships, and some weird third thing. Hey everyone. This is Rod. I just want to say that I thought this episode was going behind the paywall on the website. I asked Keith to take it down but he betrayed me. There are some things that I said about Blue Beetle that I believed were "off the record." Please unsubscribe and stop listening to this podcast right now! Also, send all death threats to @keithmalley on Twitter.
8/21/20232 hours, 20 minutes, 54 seconds
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3705: Heartless and Uncalled For w/ Murf Meyer

KATG rounds off the week with the fabulous Murf Meyer. They talk catfish victims, insensitivity to fires and floods, love, friendship, and acid.
8/17/20231 hour, 23 minutes, 25 seconds
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3704: This House Is Clean w/ Casey James Salengo

Fan favorite Casey James Salengo returns to KATG to discuss his one man show In Bloom, his cleaning business, and restaurant etiquette. Bon appétit!
8/16/202344 minutes, 17 seconds
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3703: HOT SOUP (Craig v. Keith)

Keith’s relationship of over two decades with Craig Klein might legitimately be over.
8/15/202356 minutes, 6 seconds
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3702: Through the Fires w/ Craig Klein

Craig Klein is back to revisit The Acid Tapes, to talk about his new relationship, and to discuss John McEnroe.
8/15/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 13 seconds
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3701: The Acid Tapes w/ Craig Klein

Like only a best pal would, Hollywood Craig Klein recorded Keith on acid. The trio dissects the voice memos.
8/10/202359 minutes, 12 seconds
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3700: Jury Duty

It’s just Keith and Chemda today, and things get heated! First off, 50% of KATG listeners have done acid? The fuck? The duo also reviews the elaborate prank show Jury Duty to discuss if the mark is a goddamn idiot. The two then review Bill Maher’s Barbie review.
8/9/202352 minutes
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3699: Baby’s First Acid Trip w/ Liz Miele

Liz Miele joins the trio to help discuss Donald Trump’s third indictment, Rudy Giuliani’s $10 million sexual abuse lawsuit, Chemda’s second COVID attack, and Keith’s first (AND LAST!) time on acid. Chemda finally saw 2014’s John Wick, and the anti-child trafficking movie Sound of Freedom’s producer Fabian Marta was arrested for child kidnapping. You don’t fuckin’ say!
8/8/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 5 seconds
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3698: Barbie 2: I’Mattel on You w/ Danny Vega and Shannon Dee

Am I the Asshole?’s Danny Vega is joined by his new co-host Shannon Dee. Together the group discusses Chemda’s positive COVID test (and voice), the death of Pee-wee Herman, Chemda’s review of the Barbie movie, and some tantalizing Am I the Assholes.
7/31/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 47 seconds
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3697: Raspberries on 125th Street w/ Lucie Pohl

Fan favorite Lucie Pohl returns to KATG to discuss relationships, break-ups, Prince trying to hurt Sinéad O’Connor physically and emotionally, Mitch McConnell shitting his pants in front of the press, and the United States’s UFO coverup.
7/27/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 51 seconds
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3696: Closure w/ Rojo Perez

Rojo Perez arrived back in the U.S. from Puerto Rico only to get immediately dumped by his girlfriend. The trio discusses dating, being let go, finding closure, and being part of stupid break-up talks.
7/26/202352 minutes, 14 seconds
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3695: Barbie w/ Rod Morrow

The Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod Morrow joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the phenomenon of Barbenheimer and the conservative men who are shitting themselves over the Barbie movie. Men are saying they aren’t as fragile as Ken depicted them to be, then they fight each other in a movie theater for calling each other a “little boy”. The trio also discusses the oh-so-brilliant move of Elon Musk changing the name Twitter to X and the new fact that you’re not liable for calling Donald Trump an official rapist.
7/25/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 25 seconds
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3694: Marfan Syndrome w/ Liam Nelson

IT’S ANOTHER BRAND NEW GUEST! Liam Nelson teaches us all the (literal) highs and lows of Marfan syndrome: being five feet tall in kindergarten, living in a world not made for you, aggressive masculinity, surgeries, hooking up at Marfan conferences, and meeting Chewbacca.
7/19/202358 minutes, 58 seconds
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3693: Dead Reckoning

Keith reviews Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning, Part One; Keith and Chemda cover the latest in celebrity breakups; and, and the duo discusses the man that tried to date a woman at gunpoint. Also, the man behind the black and blue/white and gold dress tried to kill his wife.
7/18/202336 minutes, 47 seconds
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3692: 100% Probably w/ Dave Merheje

New KATG guest Dave Merheje joins KATG to discuss Dating vs. Comedy, his armed robbery, SAG-AFTRA joining the WGA strike, and the 2023 Emmy nominations.
7/17/202348 minutes, 28 seconds
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3691: Playing Chicken w/ Felicia Gillespie

New guest Felicia Gillespie jumps in the deep end. The trio discusses Felicia catching a boyfriend cheating when he butt-dialed her while he was having sex, various odd jobs, and Bummer News Corner featuring studio executives waiting for writers to lose their homes, Bank of America being fined $150 million over ripping off customers, and Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has receiving payments from lawyers that presented cases to the Supreme Court. YAY!
7/13/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 54 seconds
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3690: Hyena w/ Ben Roy

After over a decade, Ben Roy returns for his second visit to KATG. We cover his personal changes, his growth, and Jonah Hill weaponizing therapy talk.
7/12/20231 hour, 43 minutes, 37 seconds
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3689: She Has Incredible Eroticism, Loves Dick w/ Chris Turner

Is it Keith’s birthday?! New guest and improvisational rapper Chris Turner joins the duo to rap (yes pun) about improvisational rap, Keith finally watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Olympic gymnastics doctor and child rapist Larry Nassar being stabbed 10 times in prison, and The Dad Emails.
7/11/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 51 seconds
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3688: Sound of Freedom

Your favorite podcasting duo returns after Independence Week to discuss Jim Caviezel, Mel Gibson, Joey Chestnut, and Elon Musk’s Twitter vs. Mark Zuckerberg’s Threads. Hey England: Fuck tea.
7/10/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 54 seconds
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3687: Sealioning w/ Christian Finnegan

Christian Finnegan has been on Keith and The Girl over 50 times, and he roasts Keith like only a true friend can. What a blessing! The gang discusses Christian’s year of sobriety, Madonna’s ICU visit, her new head, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson daring you to call him ‘cis’ to his face, and Jonathan Majors winning his domestic abuse court appearance.
6/29/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 15 seconds
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3686: MANDATE w/ Dave Stone

New guest Dave Stone joins KATG and seamlessly fits in as the trio revisits the viral Roseanne Barr and Theo Von clip, Ryan Seacrest being the new host of Wheel of Fortune, and everything you wanted to know about living in a van and being a police officer.
6/28/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 38 seconds
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3685: Lowering the Barr w/ Geoffrey Asmus

New guest Geoffrey Asmus joins KATG, and the gang discusses studying religion, nocturnal emitting, and losing your virginity at 26. They also cover Roseanne Barr denying the holocaust ever happened with Theo Von, and the follow-up with OceanGate.
6/27/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 44 seconds
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3684: A Good Start

Keith and Chemda discuss billionaires, from Elon Musk declaring that ‘cisgender’ is a bannable slur on Twitter to the rich dying in OceanGate Expeditions’ Titan.
6/22/202342 minutes, 16 seconds
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3683: Titanic 2 w/ Carmen Lynch

Carmen Lynch returns as the gang discuss dating people with children and how Rick and Morty are dealing with changing the voices of Justin Roiland’s characters. Keith then informs Chemda of the OceanGate Expeditions’ Titan submersible and its inevitable doom.
6/21/202350 minutes, 6 seconds
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3682: A Sincere Apology

Keith and Chemda recap their Juneteenth weekend and share the news on Meghan Markle’s fake podcast interviews, legal Special Olympics gambling, more dead people coming out of coffins alive, and Pat Sajak’s final year with Wheel of Fortune. You’ll also learn how to properly apologize.
6/20/202341 minutes, 54 seconds
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3681: Flashback w/ Kevin Allison

The great Kevin Allison returns! The trio discusses Keith going to the mechanic’s, Keith seeing The Flash with veterans and their families, and Kevin’s massive life changes, including sobriety.
6/15/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 6 seconds
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3680: Penis Envy w/ Ashley Brooke Roberts

It’s another long-time guest catch-up with the funny and open Ashley Brooke Roberts! The gang discusses circumcision, military pride, mushrooms and depression, and the unamazing human body.
6/14/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 30 seconds
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3679: In a Pickle w/ Greg Warren

Greg Warren returns to KATG … well … just in time I’d say. The gang talks about adulting and documents, your parents’ health secrets, Greg’s experience at West Point, and Keith’s upcoming death.
6/13/202352 minutes, 32 seconds
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3678: Rise of the Beasts

Keith and Chemda cover Donald Trump’s latest indictment over hiding classified top secret documents, Unabomber Ted Kaczynski being found dead in his jail cell at 81 years old, and the NYC lawyer who got caught using ChatGPT to write his legal brief.
6/12/202326 minutes, 42 seconds
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3677: Ol’ Cooter Catcher w/ Ali Clayton

The amazing Ali Clayton returns, and the trio discusses how everyone became an Air Expert overnight, Pat Robertson burning in Hell, dealing with a big break-up, and directional dyslexia.
6/8/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 16 seconds
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3676: Blame Canada

KATG fights through the Canadian wildfires to talk about illicit affairs, Cuba Gooding’s rape trial, and piss fights.
6/7/202355 minutes, 25 seconds
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3675: Rescue Me w/ Adam Ferrara

KATG listener and first time guest Adam Ferrara joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss family, love, hate, and Keith’s dad.
6/6/20231 hour, 21 minutes
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3674: PRIDE

Keith and Chemda are back from Memorial Week and ready to catch you up on the world around you. From Pride Month to our president’s inability to walk, they cover it all, including more Capitol rioters receiving prison sentences, Scientologist Danny Masterson being found guilty of two counts of rape, and 82-year-old Al Pacino expecting his fourth child with his 29-year-old girlfriend. The duo also discusses Quentin Tarantino supposedly paying $10,000 to lick a stripper’s feet for a half-hour and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse vs. so-called comedies.
6/5/202353 minutes
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3673: Rhodium Status w/ Rojo Perez feat. Robyn Schall and Kyle Ocasio

Rojo Perez joins KATG to cover the world around us including the death of Tina Turner, Prince Harry and wife Meghan’s supposed two-hour NYC paparazzi car chase, E. Jean Carroll asking for her defamation case to be amended due to Donald Trump calling her a whack job liar on CNN after being sentenced to pay $5 million for calling her a whack job liar, and The Simpsons’ Nancy Cartwright being honored Patron Excalibur With Honors by Scientology for donating over $21 million to Scientology. KATG also reminisces over Keith and Kyle’s very first date.
5/25/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 47 seconds
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3672: High Five w/ Mike Lawrence

Beloved guest Mike Lawrence returns and hilariously fills us in on his life’s new developments: inside the WAG Writers Strike, receiving an autism diagnosis, adoption, and the passing of his father. He probably makes fun of you.
5/23/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 40 seconds
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3671: Song & Emotion w/ Kyle Kinane

New guest Kyle Kinane joins the duo to discuss stand-up albums with clever track titles, Drunk History, definitely not being an alcoholic, and the Holocaust Museum. Cheers!
5/22/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 34 seconds
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3670: Suboptimal w/ Ben Rosenfeld

Geopolitical Dick Jokes’ Ben Rosenfeld returns to help discuss The Weeknd reverting to Abel Makkonen Tesfaye, Bud Light, a Marine choking a man to death on an NYC subway, and Sports Illustrated cover model Martha Stewart.
5/17/202344 minutes, 38 seconds
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3669: The Nicks w/ Nick Turner and Nick Vatterott

Nick Vatterott and Nick Turner are ready to get silly, hilarious, dark, and sad. The group discusses the WGA Writers Strike, listener Saadia accusing Keith of trying to kill her, and ex-Mayor/ex-Trump private attorney Rudy Giuliani being sued for forced sex, wage theft, and much more.
5/16/202357 minutes, 59 seconds
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3668: I Hate the System w/ Lecy Goranson

The Conners’ Lecy Goranson revisits KATG as they discuss Season 5, Roseanne becoming The Conners, paparazzi then vs. now, the single life, and celebrity break-ups. The trio also delve into the 2023 Writers Strike, The Madonna Whore Complex, and Oakland Athletics broadcaster Glen Kuiper’s on-air racial slur. They also explain God.
5/15/202359 minutes, 25 seconds
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3667: Pig Butchering w/ Bobby Condon

Fresh off 2023’s live You Can’t Say That!, Bobby Condon joins KATG to discuss mothers, lovers, death, and sex.
5/14/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 32 seconds
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3666: Here’s the Thing w/ Jason Salmon

New guest Jason Salmon tackles it all from discussing Donald Trump being sentenced to pay $5 million for lying about sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll in a Bergdorf Goodman fitting room to 79-year-old Robert De Niro revealing that his 45-year-old girlfriend gave birth to Child #7. KATG also dissects Jason’s albums Force of Nurture and BISCUITS and GRAVITY, his relationship, and everything he holds dear … like his mustache.
5/10/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 55 seconds
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3665: Really Sick Shit w/ Erin Maguire

Erin Maguire joins KATG to help discuss Nazi neighbors, The Coronation of King Charles III, and accused sexual assaulter Richard Dryfuss condemning the woke Academy Awards for being anti-blackface.
5/9/20231 hour, 16 seconds
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3664: United States of Jess w/ Jess Wood

Fan fave Jess Wood joins Keith and Chemda to talk about her return to NYC, how we can save our world, and multiple personalities.
5/8/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 5 seconds