About
The Jeff and Casey Show is a weekly podcast by software developers Jeff Roberts and Casey Muratori that is, for lack of a better description, almost completely random.
Jeff and Casey Show Episodes
English, Comedy, 1 season, 202 episodes, 6 days, 17 hours, 4 minutes
Jeff and Casey Show Episodes
English, Comedy, 1 season, 202 episodes, 6 days, 17 hours, 4 minutes
Different Strokes
4/30/2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 40 seconds
Headache Medicine
4/23/2020 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 24 seconds
The P Value
4/8/2020 • 49 minutes, 6 seconds
The Loot Box
3/7/2020 • 54 minutes, 30 seconds
Sir Roomba the Valiant
2/21/2020 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 12 seconds
Rumspringa
1/18/2020 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 14 seconds
The Mootrix
1/10/2020 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 47 seconds
The Snow White Analogy
8/28/2019 • 1 hour, 30 minutes
The Ostrich Who Flew Too Close to the Sun
7/29/2019 • 43 minutes, 29 seconds
The Foreplay of Downloading Updates
5/18/2018 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 4 seconds
Warren Miller's Extreme Transaction Processing
2/26/2018 • 38 minutes, 6 seconds
The Trough of Disillusionment
2/2/2018 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 57 seconds
A Pizza in a Windstorm
1/5/2018 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 42 seconds
Good/No Good 2K18
1/4/2018 • 40 minutes, 54 seconds
Nips McGently and Cheeks Mahoney
1/3/2018 • 38 minutes, 42 seconds
The Three Laws of Sex Robotics
1/2/2018 • 57 minutes, 8 seconds
The Four Finger Rule
1/1/2018 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 37 seconds
The Beans Above the Frank
12/31/2017 • 46 minutes, 57 seconds
Eleven Goes to Chicago
12/30/2017 • 41 minutes, 42 seconds
The Veeblefetzer 9000
12/29/2017 • 57 minutes, 41 seconds
The KnightScope Difference
12/28/2017 • 51 minutes, 24 seconds
The Wire
12/27/2017 • 55 minutes, 34 seconds
A Little Bag and a Tub of Vaseline
12/26/2017 • 36 minutes, 9 seconds
You're Just a Cave Man
12/25/2017 • 44 minutes, 11 seconds
The End of Mouse's Law
12/24/2017 • 54 minutes, 16 seconds
White Trash Superman Pops a Kryptonite
7/24/2016 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 41 seconds
A Cardboard Box with a Hole Cut Out of It
6/29/2016 • 54 minutes, 16 seconds
Dragon Fight
1/19/2015 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 19 seconds
The Free-to-Play ABA Problem
1/12/2015 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 43 seconds
A Desk Priced in Dollars and Empathy
1/5/2015 • 40 minutes, 11 seconds
Almond-Scented Rats of the Evening
12/29/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 4 seconds
A Failure in Every Dresser
12/22/2014 • 48 minutes, 28 seconds
The Great Sperm Exodus
12/15/2014 • 46 minutes, 16 seconds
Son of a Crap-shooter
12/8/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 58 seconds
The Alcohol-Ambien-Melatonin-Nyquil Cocktail
12/1/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 17 seconds
The Stuff of Sainthood
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 47 seconds
The Tiger in You
11/17/2014 • 31 minutes, 15 seconds
Urban Drapes, Rural Carpet
11/10/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 3 seconds
Racism 4.01 Transitional
11/3/2014 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 26 seconds
Casey's Hotness Hour
10/27/2014 • 35 minutes, 49 seconds
A Big Plug for Christmas in Paris
10/20/2014 • 37 minutes, 1 second
CrossFit with Jesus Christ
10/13/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 50 seconds
Debugging the Autoblow 2
10/6/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 14 seconds
The Slow-Thruster Achievement
9/29/2014 • 53 minutes, 38 seconds
Navigating the Bomb Threat Phone Tree
9/22/2014 • 59 minutes, 36 seconds
The Monkey Owns It
9/15/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 55 seconds
Podcast Heroes
9/8/2014 • 39 minutes, 17 seconds
Seastalker
9/1/2014 • 57 minutes, 11 seconds
A World Without Sports or Commercials
8/25/2014 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 7 seconds
Viewer Mail
8/18/2014 • 55 minutes, 55 seconds
The Starbucks Express Restraining Order
8/11/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 32 seconds
Completely Unrelated Dinosaurs
8/4/2014 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 21 seconds
A Sloppy Kiss and a Hairy-Armed Hug
7/28/2014 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 56 seconds
The Orgasm Button
7/21/2014 • 50 minutes, 57 seconds
The Secret Surprise
7/14/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 52 seconds
An Environment Where We're All Getting Blown
7/7/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 37 seconds
The Wreck of the S.S. Ting-Tangler
6/30/2014 • 52 minutes, 32 seconds
The Milky Climax
6/23/2014 • 57 minutes
The Stinky Dishwasher Situation
6/16/2014 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 13 seconds
Jeff and Casey's Guide to Becomming a Bigger Programmer
6/9/2014 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 4 seconds
Jeff and Casey Island
6/2/2014 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 7 seconds
Racism 2.0
5/26/2014 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 14 seconds
A Virus in the Toilet
5/19/2014 • 58 minutes, 10 seconds
The TED Singularity
5/12/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 14 seconds
A Thousand Easy Paces
The Megatimer. School shootings. Visual Studio. Thai iced teas. Compulsive basketball players. Train travel. CNN. Andy Rooney. Hotel internet. Malcolm Gladwell. 1000 Easy Paces. Tom Clancy. Missing planes. MH730. Spy novels. Slingshot. ...
5/5/2014 • 58 minutes
The One Nun in the Whorehouse
HTML. CSS. Dynamic HTML. CNN. Lost planes. Anchorman 2. Full retard. Stoners. Bongs. JavaScript. String processing. Page layout. Flipping Jeff off. The Megatimer. Twitter. Twitter blocking. Plug-ins. Sample libraries. VST. Virtual In...
4/28/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 13 seconds
Free Willy and Moby Dick
SeaWorld. Blackstone. Annheiser-Busch. Blackfish. Free Willy. Moby Dick. The Surfrider. Swim-up bars. Blowhole stands. Frats. Hazing. Pledge week. Fratfish. The Annheiser-Busch Hospitality Hut. Fake IDs. Buying liquor. Coccaine. The Wh...
4/21/2014 • 52 minutes, 5 seconds
The Wolf Doesn't Want to Come Anymore
Google rankings. Steve Jobs. Scrum. Agile programming. Software engineering research. Software testing. Wii U. iPhone. Windows. APIs. Sanguinary programming.
4/14/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 28 seconds
McGruff the Crime Dog
Basic line numbering. Micorosft Visual Studio. The C++ Standards Committee. Intel. CPUs. Snookie. Kim Kardashian. Large Hadron Collider. STD quarks. Human evolution. The Alien in the Basement. will.i.am. Sugar cooling. Alienware. Star Tre...
4/7/2014 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 35 seconds
Experiencing the World through Your Own Volition
Learning to code. Barack Obama. Gabe Newell. Mark Zuckerburg. New Mexico. Computer languages. Human languages. Music. Doom. Quake. Grand Theft Auto. Dragon's Lair. The Walking Dead.
3/31/2014 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 53 seconds
Capybara Rat Cruise
Ghost ship. Cannibal rats. Britain. Canada. Ghost riding your whip. Leobov Orlova. Yacht names. Disease. Polynesia. Nymphomania. Sex rats. Cruiseliners. Dominican Republic. Scrap ships. Lifeboat emergency beacons. Dentures. David Attenb...
3/24/2014 • 32 minutes, 39 seconds
The Internet of Things
Body odor defense mechanism. Suave for Men. The Internet of Things. SmartTV. Moshi. Tesla. Automatic blinds. Lighting systems. Firmware updates. Andy Rooney. High-end dishwashers. The Ford F150. Curved cell phones. Rinse aid. The Nest. W...
3/17/2014 • 50 minutes, 20 seconds
Exhuming the Body
3/10/2014 • 51 minutes, 16 seconds
Swimming with the Sharks
Honorifics. Sourcing. Blue-collar vs. 1% coffee. Free-trade cigars. Lifestyle lies. Feeling superior. Two-mason-jar thinkers. Seaworld. Parrot shows. Charging the Tesla. Swimming with sharks. Shark propaganda. Mentally challenged scubadivin...
3/3/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 10 seconds
Jeff's Breakfast To-don'ts
2/24/2014 • 39 minutes, 14 seconds
The Prophet Who Peed in the Mason Jar
11/15/2013 • 0
Hide and Seek
Shatner in the Park. Darwin-filled dreams. Acting. Jimmy Buffet. Misunderstood war criminals. Patrolling Mediterranean shipping lanes. The skull of Yorick. Piaget's helicopters. "Dolphing" buddies. 3D imaging with participating media. The pla...
11/15/2013 • 0
The Real Story of Opposable Thumbs
Jeff buys 96 bananas. The mainstream press comes around to the fact that most animals, by and large, behave like dicks. Casey suspects Jeff is secretly funding animal research. Jeff questions the stereotypical personification of animals. Outsized v...
11/15/2013 • 0
Sandwich Topologies
What defines a sandwich? Google Island. Bill Gates vs. Sergey Brin. How free cafeterias affect Google's view of the world. Senor Testiculo.
11/15/2013 • 0
We Get the Reviewers We Deserve
11/15/2013 • 0
Most Things in the World are Broken
11/15/2013 • 0
Ask Jeff and Casey: Career Advice
10/17/2013 • 0
Toyota Tetris
10/10/2013 • 0
Ask Jeff and Casey: Kissin' Cousins
10/2/2013 • 0
Don't Kill the Hobo
9/23/2013 • 0
PAX: Saturate, Don't Boycott
9/18/2013 • 0
The High Cost of Rhinos
8/28/2013 • 0
Pacific Rim and the Fall of Hollywood Blockbusters
8/19/2013 • 0
The NSA and Microsoft Excel
8/12/2013 • 0
Comedy and Sympathy
8/5/2013 • 0
Rhubarb and Refrigerator Safety
7/29/2013 • 0
Adobe's New Hardware
7/20/2013 • 0
Robots for the Elderly, Redux
7/12/2013 • 0
On Seriousness and Elk Sex
7/3/2013 • 0
Adobe and Software Subscriptions
6/26/2013 • 0
Preemption, Drones, and Bad AI
6/12/2013 • 0
XBox One Games Regret
6/3/2013 • 0
XBox One
5/27/2013 • 0
Videogames, the NRA, and Constitutional Rights
5/22/2013 • 0
The True Purpose of DRM
5/6/2013 • 0
Runza Yelps and Elder Grifting
4/29/2013 • 0
On Chris Hecker's GDC Rant
4/22/2013 • 0
The Evils of Non-native Programming
4/16/2013 • 0
On Google Morals
4/8/2013 • 0
Life Process Optimization
4/1/2013 • 0
GDC Good/No-Good
3/24/2013 • 0
Emasculating Google Glass
3/11/2013 • 0
Client-Server Rats
3/3/2013 • 0
Windows 8 and What To Do About It
2/24/2013 • 0
Thanksgivingcast 2010 - Part II
U2. The United Nations. Happy November. Underwater resort. Woodstock. Lost keys. Summit meeting. The Who. Chewing gum. The Luxor Hotel. The Rolling Stones. WikiLeaks. Sexual harrassment. Les Paul. iPhone. Railing kill. The Spin Doctors....
11/27/2010 • 55 minutes, 21 seconds
Thanksgivingcast 2010 - Part I
The Pope. Phoenix Jones. The Dave Matthews Band. Bruce Wayne. The Golfer. The mortgage crisis. Victor Savage. Male prostitutes. Kia Fate. Corporate rights. The Justice League of America. Superheroes. The PacMed building. Batman's penis. S...
11/24/2010 • 50 minutes, 1 second
Valentine Surprise
2/15/2010 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 40 seconds
Epiphany
1/5/2010 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 52 seconds
Welcome to Planet Chad
Fake coral. Planet Chad. The General Lee. Parenting tips. Planet Hollywood. Chad Ochocinco. Football. Child support. Usain Bolt. Koi. Court. Europe. Indiana Jones. Luke Skywalker. Strip clubs. Aquarium. Claude Shannon. Frank Sinatra. ...
1/3/2010 • 37 minutes, 10 seconds
The Sound of the Singularity
Robot dogs. Terminator 2. Christmas shopping. Frosty the Snowman. Big Mouth Billy Bass. Nazi criminals. Assassins. Sentient Christmas toys. Good/no-good. The Singularity.
1/2/2010 • 10 minutes, 50 seconds
Cracking the Universe
The unified field theory. Divining rods. Albert Einstein. Unicorns. Great literature. Zip-state. Rainbows. David Cornelius Doremus. The Talmud. The immune system. Cracking teh Universe. The Special Theory of Relativity. Doremus Industries. ...
1/1/2010 • 30 minutes, 22 seconds
CSI: Brazillian
Government nepotism. The Pink Panther. CSI. Pornography problem. The USA Network. Mechanical Turk. Genitalia. Colombo. Disorder. Monk. House. Psych. Biometrics. Sherlock Holmes. The FBI. Addiction. Google.
12/31/2009 • 12 minutes, 27 seconds
Rudolph the Mutant Reindeer
Teabagging. Sex tapes. Santa Claus. Swan. Eating disorders. Goose. Christmas carols. GPS. Mannheim Steamroller. Garmin. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Naughty list. Birth defects. Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Smoking.
12/30/2009 • 21 minutes, 40 seconds
Blood, Sweat, Tears, and Gamerscore
UPC codes. Mechanic. Gamertags. Veteran. Asshole blocked. Supermarket checkout. Your inner asshole. Storytelling. Story triggers. World War II. Lucky Charms. The Queen Mary. Larry David. Microsoft. John McCain.
12/29/2009 • 18 minutes, 11 seconds
Robert's Rules of Racism
Arbitrage. Mel Gibson. The Postal Service. Birth of a Nation. The Twelve Days of Christmas. The Clinton corkscrew. Recursion. Chia Obama. Left Behind. Gifts. Paris Hilton. Twilight. Cash for gold. Afros. Expected value. Apocalypse. Gold...
12/28/2009 • 22 minutes, 50 seconds
Embrace Your Inner Asshole
Parties. Gregor Mendel. Dildos. Camping. David Blane. Shock hazard. Casey thanks Jeff. Being genuine. Socializing. Disingenuously charming. Clerks. Domestic violence. Bitch-slap. Fixations. Larry David. Quaternions.
12/27/2009 • 16 minutes, 41 seconds
Happy Seder
Yom Kippur. Rabbis. Condoms. Judaism. Matrilineal descent. Entertainment. Hanukkah. Miracles. Religion. The Seder. 400lb squirrel. Larry David. Passover. Jesus Christ. Bris. 30-plus. Dredel. Jewish side-hug. Rough Riders.
12/26/2009 • 13 minutes, 37 seconds
Failing to Achieve the Escapism I Wanted
Giant spiders. Literature. Pedophile. French chickens. Slovinkia. Jesus. The Nutcracker. The Zoolights. Ballet. An apology to our listeners. Creepy uncles. The Christmas train. Racist dances. Tacoma. NASCAR.
12/26/2009 • 18 minutes, 45 seconds
Back-hump Drivers
Black Friday. Brainwashed. Frankincense. Christian side-hug. Lennon-McCartney. Myrrh. Crucifixion. George Martin. Gold. The Nokia N-Gage. The Twelve Days of Christmas. Christianity. Rough Riders. The Epiphany. Atheism. Three Kings Day. ...
12/24/2009 • 25 minutes, 12 seconds
Sentenced to Smells Already Smelt
The X-Files. Charles Bloom. Outhouses. Fonts. Shrinkage. Truth. ClearType. Singers. The FBI. Chrome. Yoga. Zodiak. SafeSearch. Superpowers. Colombo. DNS redirectors. Programmers. Freud. Bing. Flash.
11/16/2009 • 55 minutes, 39 seconds
The Revolutionary War was Fought on Rum
Launch parties. Drugs. Cores. Terrorism. Rum. Ireland. The Revolutionary War. Lithuania. World of Warcraft. Windows 7. Marriage. Launch videos. Heroin. Bathroom rules.
11/10/2009 • 51 minutes, 50 seconds
Space Party in Zero Gravity
The black president. Dolphins. Martians. Space. Lobsters. Primate rights. Russians. Snatch. Screech owls. Contact. Conspiracy theories. Tiny raptors. Spacequest. Martian-backed securities. Michael Bay. Permanent Midnight. Snails. Steve...
11/2/2009 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 15 seconds
The Ethics of Robot Cats Caring for the Elderly: Will They Have Lasers?
Israel. Disco. Graftings. Soviet research. Depression. Geisha. Gamers. Clowns. Goats. Listener dreams. Addiction. Mermaids. Robotic cats. Sex. Ambien.
10/25/2009 • 42 minutes, 3 seconds
Where's THAT Sticker?
Grand Juries. Dolphins. Milk. Garfield. Pacifiers. SMiles. Girls Gone Wild. Cats. The moon. Pornography. Monkeys. Cows. Zero gravity. Animal cruelty. Bucket lists. Police. The Autoblow.
10/18/2009 • 33 minutes, 21 seconds
The Fine Line between Regret and Frustration
Art museums. The Road to Mecca. Chris Crawford. Games as art. Good/no-good. Listener mail. iTunes. The Programmer's Challenge.
10/11/2009 • 38 minutes, 5 seconds
Friends on Friends
Reality TV. Malware. Doubles. Viruses. The ladies' bathroom. Cheaters. Condo deaths. Dispensers. Friends on Friends. On-line dating. BestBuy. match.com. TV installation. PS3. pets.com. Fiber. Web programmers.
10/5/2009 • 32 minutes, 26 seconds
A Tiny Girl for Tiny Crime
Bra bags. World records. Raer Love. The world's heaviest twins. A hint of retard. Tiny girl. The ultimate debate. Tiny crime. VOIP. Manswers. SpikeTV. The Special Olympics.
9/29/2009 • 31 minutes, 17 seconds
Don't Copy That - Part II
Corporations. Copyright. Intellectual property.
9/21/2009 • 40 minutes, 49 seconds
Don't Copy That - Part I
id Software. Doom 3. SIIA. Britney Spears. Digital Protector. Don't Copy That. Copyright. The Constitution.
9/21/2009 • 47 minutes, 48 seconds
Your Racist Baby
Twitter. NutureShock. Racism. Babies. Newsweek. Science. Science fairs. School newspapers.
9/14/2009 • 23 minutes, 10 seconds
Collective Intelligence
HTTP. Amazon.com. Web Squared. Web programmers. Tim O'Reily. Typography. John Battelle. Gutenberg. CERN. Xerox PARC. Web 2.0. CSS.
9/8/2009 • 59 minutes, 22 seconds
Feed the Aryans
Hitler. The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. Heat. Personal image issues. Casey the sleeper agent. Bernie Ecclestone. Blinds. The Special Olympics. Sexy Nazis. Nazi racing.
8/30/2009 • 34 minutes, 31 seconds
A Little Taste of Independence
American Beauty. Lolita. Long sippers. 30-plus. Disabled. Standards vs. criteria. Fatties. Room to grow. La-Z-Boy. True Blood.
8/23/2009 • 24 minutes, 54 seconds
An Awkward Way to Come Out of the Bathroom
Rufies. Team Fortress. Tragedy. Science fiction. Gun control. Fantasy. Shot. Bathroom rules. Toilet. Japanese bathrooms. Larry Craig. Hamlet.
8/17/2009 • 21 minutes, 52 seconds
A Good Medicine to Have
The Roberts Rule. G.I. Joe. Police. Sex. Video vault. Horse sex. Cinematography. Buggery. Hickies. South Carolina. Yankee lawyers. Repeat offenders. Pandering.
8/9/2009 • 33 minutes
Romeo and Juliet on a Talking Truck
Romeo and Juliet. Transformers 2. Classiness. Transformer sex. Talking trucks. Racist robots. The AllSpark. Fish sex. Gospel. Tupperware. Robot heaven. Megan Fox.
8/2/2009 • 33 minutes, 44 seconds
The Dystopian Future is Now
Security. Rubbage. Smoking. The dystopian present. Bose. Lost luggage. Airport food. Popeye's Chicken. Closed economies. Shania Twain. KFC. Duty-free.
7/24/2009 • 29 minutes, 14 seconds
Captain Cannabis Attacks
J.J. Abrams. Tanning. Marijuana. Atheist sex. Captain Cannabis. Facebook. Ambien. The Immaculate Conception.
7/12/2009 • 32 minutes, 13 seconds
Selling Out for Sarah Palin
Garage sales. Commemorative plates. Good/no-good. Flirting. Lyapunov stability. Gravity wells.
7/5/2009 • 14 minutes, 51 seconds
You Only Need a Hole
User-friendly. James Horner. The Autoblow. Fleshlight. Nuclear reactors. Sucking. Hands-free.
6/29/2009 • 37 minutes, 29 seconds
A Crime of Sloppiness
Harcore pornography. Kindergarten. Elementary school. The Jonas Brothers. Britney Spears. Disney. AP tests. The Brady Bunch.
6/21/2009 • 27 minutes, 2 seconds
The Sanctity of a Flesh-based Marriage
Powerless Jeff. Facebook. Quizzes. Robots. Aliens. Hot girl quiz. Twilight. Profile pictures. Caricatures. Christians.
6/14/2009 • 23 minutes, 11 seconds
20-Inch Screws and A 80-Foot Ladder
Good/no-good. Shopping carts. The homeless. TVs. U-hauls. Home Depot. Therapy.
6/8/2009 • 17 minutes, 59 seconds
Small-market Superheroes
Shadow Hare. Cincinnati. Electrical powers. The budget. Christian Bale. Perching. Rabbits. Pets. Dislocated shoulders. Applesauce. Impregnation. Secret identities. Profit sharing. Pellets. Superdrip. Rabbit tooth growth. Lisp. Nike. M...
5/31/2009 • 34 minutes, 22 seconds
A Dolphin You Can Bring Home to Mom
Seaquest DSV. Talking dolphins. Darwin the Dolphin. Sir Isaac Newton. John Stuart Reed. The British. The Cymascope. Breakthroughs. Buckaroo Bonzai. Reporters. Screensavers. Voice synthesizers. Llamasoft. Jeff Minter. Visualizations. Dolp...
5/28/2009 • 21 minutes, 45 seconds
Seventy Wasted Hours of Your Life
Penis massage robot. Giant inflatable dog turd. Jamba Juice. The Sun Ya Chinese Restaurant. SeaQuest DSV. Exotic animals as pets. Swedish animal sex ring. A Kick in the Testicles. Dogshit trail. Urinals. Angelina Jolie. Porn and parents, pas...
2/10/2009 • 2 hours, 28 minutes, 41 seconds
Richard Attenborough Narrates a Porno
The Superbowl. Antivirus software. Divining rods. Age of consent. The Bible. Hydroponics. Richard Attenborough. Pornography. The porn economy. Cancer. Pastors. FBI strip club database. The phone closet. DSL installation. Lichen vs. Lycan....
2/2/2009 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 11 seconds
A Camaro that Doesn't Explode
Microsoft. Windows XP. OpenGL. Direct3D. Windows Vista. Windows 7. Windows Guru. Albert Einstein. Microsoft Priests. The Microsoft Priest Bar. The Windows taskbar. The Windows sidebar. Jump lists. Moving windows. Internet Explorer 8. Hom...
1/26/2009 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 17 seconds
$16k, 100 Cases of Beer, and Several Cases of Meat
Asburgers. Bounced checks. 7/11. iPhone. Passwords with a 9 at the end. Lexus dealership. AT&T. Penis massage robot. Directions on Microsoft. Microsoft Songsmith. Flowers. Bontanical glory holes. RealTouch. Sascha Gray. Ashlynn Brook....
1/19/2009 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 18 seconds
The Vice President of Style
Autonomous agents. Penis stories. Soul mirror. Mantyhose. Dark socks. Nordstroms. CostCo. Radio Shack. Batteries. Wireless doorbells. Fur Elise. Microsoft Songsmith. Installers. .NET Framework. The Girl from Ipanema. General MIDI. Micro...
1/13/2009 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 59 seconds
A Venn Diagram of Two Things That Suck
Talking dolphins. Netflix Streaming. No Country for Old Men. Battlestar Galactica. Firefly. Star Trek. Venn diagram of suck. Science fiction. SeaQuest DSV. Google Translate for dolphins. Family Ties. Michael J. Fox. Daily paper. You can do...
1/6/2009 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 58 seconds
The Skinniest Kid at Fat Camp
Green popsicles. Christmas morning. Electron microscopes. Rick Astle. Brothels. Poland. Burt and Ernie. Burt-tipped condoms. Strip clubs. Porn and Pancakes. Condom suffocation. Condom eyeholes. Barney Frank. The Big Three auto manufaturers...
12/29/2008 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 15 seconds
Adolph Hitler: Employee of the Month
Santa Express to the Zoolights. Tacoma. Giant spiders. Christmas. Mt. Rainier. Battle of Bunker Hill. Coupon pronunciation. The Fighting Retards. Ramps and classrooms. Sex offender ornaments. Good touch/bad touch gingerbread man. Pedophile S...
12/23/2008 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 37 seconds
Oil, Coffee, and Corsets
Breast giveaway. Guiness World Record. Microsoft clothing. Vista advertisements. I'm a PC. Windows Mojave. Racial desktop. Spread goat ass. iPhone music video. The worst rap song. Whopper virgins. Copyright. Wikipedia. The Entertainment So...
12/16/2008 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 53 seconds
The Vicar's Eleventh Toe
The holidays. Wal*mart. Surgery. Diced genitalia. Malpractice. Romania. Romanian medical board. Potato. Casey's musical minute. Inflatable breasts. Objectification. Freedom of the press. Men's magazines. Black Friday. Scalpel vs. Santoku....
12/9/2008 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 38 seconds
Fat, Toothless, and Poor
M-Audio. BurgerKing drive-thru. BurgerKing Delayer (BKD). No mushrooms. Hotness escalation. Sufficient degree of hotness. Fake penis scam. Urine samples. Penis voxels. Penis jar. Jack-Russel terrier. Breaking wind. Shutting off computers. ...
12/1/2008 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 19 seconds
Rubbing a Bitch's Teat with Love
The Twinkie Defense. Jeff and Casey's Rainbow Hour. Sweden. Swedish beastiality ring. Zoophilia. Penetrating the network. She backed into me. Life finds a way. Rainforest Cafe. Donkey Man. Neigh means neigh. Animal fucking XP. Swedish Agric...
11/24/2008 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 43 seconds
A Complex Relationship with Cheese
Linux. Steve's dogshit. XP. Boston. Ubuntu. The Celtics. Dance academy. The treadmill car. Plane porn. Games as sports. Thatcher's muccous. The render farm. Good/No-good. Bathrooms.
11/19/2008 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 52 seconds
A Donut for Everyman
Top Pot. The Mile High Club. Internet forums. Render farms. Metacritic 100% games. The Drake equation. Plexiglass. Electronic Arts. Mathematica. The housing bailout. Lowe's Hardware. DMV. Home Depot. McDonald's. Drunk driving. Kit modeli...
11/10/2008 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 7 seconds
The White Trash Food Pyramid
Sam's Club. Washington State police force. TV. Van Halen. CostCo. TV Guide. Snickers. Retards. Rock Band. Pumpkins. White trash. National Fat Acceptance. Food pyramid. Wanted. Wholesalers. Barack Obama. Mixed-up metaphors.
11/4/2008 • 59 minutes, 49 seconds
Every Night is a Kobayashi Maru
Handicapped. Just Too Late warnings. Installers. Megan Fox. Tipping. New Jersey. "No beef!" Angelina Jolie. Japan. Tipping economies. Luggage. Jennifer Connelly. Bathrooms. Lap dances. Trains. Apollo 13. Cinema. Bathroom bits. Inflati...
10/29/2008 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 24 seconds
The Child You Kept in the Closet
Japanese clubs. Relative hotness. Segway monkey. Wheelhouse. Skype. Bad slogans. Meat thermometer. AJAX. Prop 8. Web 2.0. EULAs. Ping pong. Fairy tales. Thugs. 80s non-hotness. Van Halen minute. Selling out.
10/22/2008 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 55 seconds
You're Not Using It Right
Japan. Tokyo Game Show. Skype. Nightstand porn. Japanese broom-riding location-based entertainment. 100% Pure Awesome. Hang-over meat. Japanese muskmelons. Godzilla. Grape varieties. The iPhone. Bear sitting a picnic table. Negotiating the ...
10/14/2008 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 54 seconds
The Tragic Choice Fatigue of David Lee Roth
Casting couch. Binormal porn searches. The Edge. Van Halen minute. Big Rig Amped. Frank Miller. Choice fatigue. Jeff's mullet. Sexy nun. ACLU. Mullets. Cuil. PETA. Camero. Non-porn in porn search. Breast milk. American Movie. Scarred f...
10/5/2008 • 55 minutes, 55 seconds
Learning to Love the Sweet Smell of Success
Dharma. Right of First Recognizer. Silent but deadly. Congress works the weekend. Defecation. Quigly's motorhome. Senate briefing room. Flatulence. Google. The Hilton conference room. Assault and battery. GMail. Safeway bagels. Smelt-it. ...
9/29/2008 • 59 minutes, 30 seconds
The Greatest Men's Breakfast on the Planet
XXX Church. The Hard Rock Cafe. Urban camouflage. Porn and Parent. The Hard Rock Cafe Casino. Porn and Pastries. The Hard Rock Model Search. The Van Halen Experience. A Shot at Love. A fish in the penis. Stealth cat. XXX Church pastors. Bio...
9/21/2008 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 22 seconds
The Real Joker Never Picks Up His Cards
Cargo pants. Boo Yeah. John's hot book girl. Expensive clothes. "Oh, the humanity!" PAX vs. GDC. Wendy's. Hardcore grammar porn. Catholic game guilt. GAP headsets. Cary Grant vs. Hugh Grant. Confessions. Portland vs. dangling prepositions. ...
9/14/2008 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 40 seconds
A Line of Tapdancing Rats
Dukes of Hazardization. Porn mining. K-town. Dorf. Shrek: The Musical. Standing ovations. Pixar vs. Dreamworks. The story of your groceries. DVDs for the elderly.
9/7/2008 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 48 seconds
The Brownest Snowflake
Neutral state lottery. No torrents here. Rabbit-proof fences. Brits in Bulgaria. Tired Casey. All actors are Australian. Windows in space. Everything's cool. Porn purchases. Steamed Audiosurf. X-Files sex addict. Suck fractals. Screech vs. ...
9/2/2008 • 52 minutes, 31 seconds
007 Gets Out of His Hatchback
Ninja is binary. Coke->Mr. Pibb->RC Cola->Shasta->Safeway Select. Tony the Ninja. James Bond drives a hatchback. Professional podcasters. Complex Shit. Jeff solves the airlines' marketing problems. Background music. Emergency system fail. ASCA...
8/25/2008 • 57 minutes, 53 seconds
The Clothes Hangar, the Uncooked Hot Dog, and the Tube of Lube
14-year-olds. Retarded no-shows. Yale. Silverlight. Yet another XBox shits the bed. Nazis still aren't funny. Lost. Emo dicks. Instructions. Gay equivalent to women's volleyball. Abstinence. Bush goes bananas in China. Bill's cock bracelet. ...
8/18/2008 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 8 seconds
Tapioca Zombiefest 2000 Bagel Delivery Girl
PHP. The Jeff Show and the Casey Show. Silver anniversaries. On-screen keyboards. Tapioca Zombiefest 2000. HTML. CSS. Braid.
8/10/2008 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 32 seconds
The Tummy Returns
The Mummy. This Week in Politics. This Week in Crime. Amendment quiz. This Week is No Good.
8/3/2008 • 57 minutes, 40 seconds
Floss Like a Dentist
Minimum security "prison break". Fingerprints. Burrata. Rights. phpwomen.org. MLK-holes. McCain Invasion. Little people stars. Bigg Jigg. TSA. Spam King. Strip search prep. POW President. LA pot reviews.
7/27/2008 • 58 minutes, 48 seconds
A Nazi Every Night with Dinner
This Week in Law Enforcement. This Week is No Good. This Week in Former Adversaries.
7/20/2008 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 35 seconds
An Alternate Dimension with the Worst Superhero
Portland and Vancouver trips. This Week in Elderly. This Week in Pornography. This Week in Microsoft.
7/16/2008 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 14 seconds
The Canadian Oil Sands Company of Comedy
Jeff drives through. Deaf relationships. Business class seats. World sandwich. Jeff's Ferrari breakdown. Jeff's lame links. The origins of sleeze. Jeff's comedy oil sands. Jeff's mustang. The 4th of July. Redline. Office auditions. Wall-eye...
7/9/2008 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 12 seconds
The Intoxicating Scent of Flour
Worthless Tony awards. Countdown mistake. Spring Awakenings. Cable problem. Flying first class. Jeff's NYC trip. Optional TSA. Chinese/Italian garbage juice. Poor fetish movie choices. Times Square. The Japanese glass case and the American ba...
7/6/2008 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 41 seconds
A Tale of Two Weiners
Jeff's pad. Bill Gates email. Microsoft is done. Buying MP3s. Calling convention genders.
7/2/2008 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
Random Acts of Rudeness
Jeff's squirrels. The Black Card. Sickly Jeff. Burrata. NYC cesspool. Long 7/11 line. Selling out. Random acts of rudeness. Meat popsicle. Geriatric pilots. Brody Jenner. The E.O.A. position on T.I.T.'s. Watch prices.
6/29/2008 • 53 minutes, 32 seconds
The Choice to Kill
Carbon-based dog. Assassinations and torture. Rodney King. The steady state of the world. Celebrity Rehab. The Wheel of Peace. The steal-a-car show. Gia pseudo-porn AIDS. Screech sanchez. Movie and game ratings. Horse porn judge.
6/22/2008 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 18 seconds
An Asshole Sitting Behind a Sushi Bar
Democratic illusions. Hotties for social change. Crapple. R. Kelley. Don't Mess with the Roberts. Intent matters. Lucas and Tojo. Copyright is unpatriotic. Exporting culture.
6/15/2008 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 34 seconds
Getting Used to Disappointment
Porn ads. Algorithm sale classes. Advice. Is porn evil? The list. Porn actors, not porn producers. Tull. Fixing Google Checkout. The Grammys. The sacrowedgy. Ohako. Catholic aliens. Google Apps. Musical analysis.
6/8/2008 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 12 seconds
The Freedomcast
Fen/phen. Arachnia. Freedomcast. It Came from the Desert. Elliptical trainer. Bad movie vs. bad movie. Thirtysomething fatness. Bad Ubuntu rand. Fermat's last theorem patch. Extenz.
6/1/2008 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 48 seconds
Spring Break for Gay People
Baby hip-hop. Shorties. Retro-gayed. Ex-governor alimony. Anti-gay gayness. Alpha politics. Gay camp orgies. Religious education. Google Atlas. Skull bongs. Intellectual property. BT-completeness. Long straw. Meth-based workforce.
5/25/2008 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 1 second
The Mystery of the Disappearing Semen
Self-performance anxiety. Persona 3. Entry point. MegaTimer instructions. Retrograde. Women do/don't like cars. Aciphex. Ferrari gas. Adversarial name consulting. Priest cars. Porn demotion. Pork and pumpkins. Tantric masturbation. Flow-ma...
5/18/2008 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 1 second
Putting Odor Back Into Communication
Politics: Then and now. Hillary Clinton, the horse. MegaTimer incompetence. Cross-eyed PETA Pam Anderson. Strong passwords. Cirque du Soleil HIV. 2K:XP::XP:Vista. Fox:Republicans::SlashDot:Techies. Vista bluescreen. SMS smells. Microsoft and ...
5/11/2008 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 10 seconds
T, A, and A
Jackass drugs. Formula One orgy. Oldish movies. Burger King/Electronic Arts market cap. Alternative radio. Domestic violence reindeer. Warren Buffett playable character. SLC trip. Disingenuous scarecrow. Area hotness. Level eleven plans. Poo...
5/7/2008 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 49 seconds
The Faint Smell of Vomit
CNN double-header. Drobo update. Chair diarrhea. The Mugar Omnimax Theater. Leonard Nimoy. Iron Man, not Ironman. Penis theft.
4/27/2008 • 55 minutes, 59 seconds
Celebrating Your Past Failures
The MegaTimer. Microsoft and Yahoo walk into a bar. Vista's complete lack of shame. Unicorns and rainbows.
4/20/2008 • 49 minutes, 41 seconds
A Classic F.O.E. Mistake
Haircuts. Engineers. Conversations. How to confuse Dostoyevsky with Nabokov. How not to confuse Karate Kid with Step Up 2: The Streets.
4/13/2008 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 22 seconds
Mr. T's Stock Tip Show
Bad Company. Jamba Juice. Cockroaches in the International District. Urination. Drobo colonoscopy. Journey, Foreigner, and Survivor. Mr. T. Minority dwarves.
4/6/2008 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 14 seconds
Ray Kurzweil Never Saw Fantasia
Programmer numbering. Colonoscopy robot 2.0. Replacement sphincters. How lawyers ruin everything. Army of Two 2.
3/30/2008 • 55 minutes, 36 seconds
The Manual Process of Checking the Archives
Futuristic warfare. Retarded gangsters. Florida. Airport security. Robotic colonoscopies. Checking the archives. Death ray: manta. Rocketman.
3/23/2008 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 17 seconds
Stretched to the Limits and Back
Inappropriate humping. $4500/hour. Massage robots. Porn acting. Going indie with Metacritic 100% games.
3/16/2008 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 17 seconds
There's Only One Destination
HD fireplaces. Reinstalling Windows XP. MacOS X version names. The second Metracritic 100% games. The Indefinite Bar.
3/9/2008 • 52 minutes, 29 seconds
Waiting for a Message You Don't Want To Hear
PS3 vs. 360. Widgets. Clive Barker's Jericho. Hellgates. Army of Two. The first Metacritic 100% games.
3/2/2008 • 47 minutes, 36 seconds