Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about flying private to walk in a fashion show, meeting Tyra Banks and they have an announcement for Inside the Closet listeners! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we replay an audience favorite "vintage" Inside The Closet from April 2019 featuring Bob the Drag Queen. Emma and Matteo get into her origin story, drag cruises, and have Bob weigh in on a debate that's been going on for years on Inside The Closet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk resolutions, holiday plans, fruity friendly sports, and more! Happy Holidays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by the second son of New Milford PA Nick Smith to talk growing up in a small town and hating your classmates, cheating on tests like a pro, how to stick out at a hockey game, Thanksgiving, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, in light of the tragedy at Club Q in Colorado Springs, Emma and Matteo are taking a pause this week. Support victims through the Colorado Healing Fund. We'll replay segments from an audience favorite "Unforeseeable Future Diarrhea," about overwhelming food choices and neighbors having loud sex, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk shadow banning, the slippery slope of bottom shaming, gas station kombucha and Republicans with alleged gay-face, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about Courtney Love’s (and Emma’s) ill-fated attempts to find Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, scenic and terrifying experiences in small planes, Emma’s mission to transform her gut health and how (and when) to handle hecklers, and more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo and Emma chat about the ins and outs of steaming your eyeballs, (un) & affordable healthcare, good teeth, drinking problems, and cool kids. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week Matteo translates his comedy to the Romans, and eats with the King of Carbonara. Emma indulges in the joys getting paid to sit for hours on set, while Matteo escapes the scent, and they reflect on the cultural touchstones that made millennials so mean, and even some, staunchly against gay marriage.  Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo reflect on how they've changed since the podcast began, uniquely New York aspects of dating, the parmigiano reggiano law, and whether or not we're all trying our best! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! ~ Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk Emma's mom's NY visit, snoring, and street cash. Then, they call Matteo's sister Kate for some much-needed nutrition advice, and Matteo's Aunt Cindy to find out why she's sick of the Queen's funeral and who her celebrity crushes are. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! ~ Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk broken toes, intestinal distress at TJ Maxx, the Queen, Emma's #1 travel tip, and how to handle trolls. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! ~ Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk sleep positions, uncontrollable plane farting, post-surgery drugs, inopportunely-timed edibles, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! ~ Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo tells Emma all about his hair transplant surgery, from finding a doctor all the way to post-op recovery. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers! This week, we're throwing it back to Part 2 of our two part event with Matteo's cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy, and more of Emma and Matteo answering your questions. There’s even a special phone in from Uncle Mike! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo answer some pressing questions from TikTok, covering everything from jealousy to UFOs. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! ~ Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk peach firmness, mom drama, celeb couples, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! ~ Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers! This week is a throwback to a classic episode: Part 1 of our two part event with Matteo's cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy! Emma gets a chance to compare notes on her WASPy upbringing to the Lane Family's Italian everything. Plus, stories about Matteo's childhood!  Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk Jennifer Coolidge, intense acupuncture, witnessing racist and homophobic sets, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk monkeypox (and call Nick Smith to hear about his attempt to get a vax appointment), summer getaways, Paris Hilton, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by comedian Marie Faustin (@reeezy) to talk growing up nerdy, multilingual, and religious, how Emma got roped into her schools' Caribbean Culture society, bad dates, Matteo's hatred of ostriches, the famed Ashanti vs JLo rivalry, and so much more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talks crowd work, mullets, hecklers at the opera, guilty pleasures, divorced parents, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo catch up on Matteo's Italy trip, UFOs, Top Gun, missing children on milk cartons, gay hashtags, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma is joined by comedian Caitlin Peluffo (host of Good Time Gal podcast) and finds out how Caitlin knew she was straight, the time she hooked up with a girl, the worst way to get salmonella, feminist porn, getting engaged, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma flies solo and talks bonding with a cowboy over taxes, a poop horror story, a mystery involving a unicorn and a penguin and her mother, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo set the record straight on Fettuccine Alfredo (and General Tso's chicken, while they're at it), give an update on wedding dancing, and talk Cher, homophobic cab drivers, and being famous vs a star. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Ready to find the card for you? Head to CreditKarma.com or the Credit Karma app and check out your personalized mix of offers today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk stress, food psychology, a comedy of errors at a corporate gig, and performing for seven thousand gays while things inevitably go awry. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Check out BEING Trans, From Lemonada Media’s BEING Studios, wherever you listen to podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk about the best way to hide a body, going to dive bars with octogenarians, euthanasia, and their shared hatred of dancing. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Check out BEING Trans, From Lemonada Media’s BEING Studios, wherever you listen to podcasts. Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo imagine going on a date with each other, talk about social media vulnerability, hate comments, shady journalists, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Check out BEING Trans, From Lemonada Media’s BEING Studios, wherever you listen to podcasts. Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Ready to find the card for you? Head to CreditKarma.com or the Credit Karma app and check out your personalized mix of offers today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk to life coach Steve Matos about the do's and don'ts of massage, growing up in NYC in the 90s, coming out, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Check out BEING Trans, From Lemonada Media’s BEING Studios, wherever you listen to podcasts. Ready to find the card for you? Head to CreditKarma.com or the Credit Karma app and check out your personalized mix of offers today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo share a listener's insider Olive Garden info, discuss Madonna's new look (with help from Bob the Drag Queen), Sean Penn's Fox News visit, and so much more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are reunited to discuss the infamous Oscars slap, mansions vs apartments, airport stupidity, and poisonous gas station sandwiches. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Ready to find the card for you? Head to CreditKarma.com or the Credit Karma app and check out your personalized mix of offers today. Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by comedian Katie Hannigan about her new special Feeling of Emptiness, growing up as a theater kid, finding her way to comedy, and so much more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk to comedian Irene Tu about her new album We're Done Now, Ellen's role in her comedic journey, telling self-deprecating jokes to make audiences comfortable, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk about getting banned on tinder, kicking out hecklers, and all the insane news that has happened since they last recorded. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo call Matteo's cousin Kelly and aunt Cindy in Chicago to talk about roped off living rooms, how to tell if someone's in the mob, Aunt Cindy's traumatic memories of wearing a cape in middle school, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ It’s time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. However you’re feeling, try Headspace at headspace.com/CLOSET and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo reflect on the early days of the pandemic, mac and cheese pizza, neighbors having loud sex, and more! Then, they call Matteo's grandmother to get her expertise on some famous murders. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ However you’re feeling, try Headspace at headspace.com/CLOSET and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library. It’s time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by comedian Chris Condren to talk about Chicago vs NY vs LA, dealing with ADHD, Matteo's disdain for astrology, and so much more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ It’s time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk vampire facials, dental surgery, gay Puerto Rican apartment buildings, dating woes, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ It’s time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo muse on the Queen's sex life, analyze Olive Garden's evolving commercial strategy, talk about recent rowdy audience members, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Listen to Life is Short with Justin Long on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, or you can listen ad-free by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app. It’s time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers! This week is a rerelease of our episode with the incredible Jaye Mcbride (@Jaye.mcbride) from the Comedy Cellar who we talked to about religion, spanking, and growing up trans. We go deep on the lasting impact of Catholicism, and how to spin gold from it. We also talk about the power standup has to inspire others, so long as they're not in Bushwick. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo delve deeper into Barbara Walters' weird interview style, call Matteo's aunt Cindy to get to the bottom of Rob Kardashian's sock business, get Nick Smith's thoughts on the latest Lady Gaga quotes, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo remember Bob Saget, talk about pre-show nerves, and workshop some new material about adhd, straight culture, fine dining, and Celine Dion's unfortunate childhood nickname. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo do a post-New Years catch-up, including all of Matteo's covid-cancelled holiday plans, Emma's trip to Mexico, TikTok, former boy band members, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about homophobic hecklers, auditioning, genetic ancestry, spending time with family, holiday plans, and why New Years Eve is the worst night of the year to perform. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk to comedian Rachel Feinstein about her radical parents, finding a comedic voice, her incredible acting coach Florence Winston, and moving in with a woman she met on the bus. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk to Patti about phobias, ADHD, and going to The Eagle alone. Then, they call Nick Smith, who shares his ass surgery anesthesia horror story. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about touring with Chelsea Handler, talk show hosting styles, therapy, post-breakup dating, and more. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by returning guest Tranna Wintour to talk dating fatigue, wanting to be desired, sexual fantasies, porn preferences, getting cyberbullied by the Lambily, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about TV, Matteo's trip to Mexico, breakups, why picnics are the worst, getting accused of being a catfish on Grindr, facing lesbian judgement during a set, and so much more. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by Sydnee Washington to talk depression meds, relationships, the Black Barbie diaries, NY vs LA, TikTok vs Facebook, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello, Closeteers, and welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet. This week, Matteo and guest host Rosebud Baker are joined by Evan Williams! They talk about Evan's TikTok fame, workshop a video idea that uncovers Rosebud's astonishing cockney accent, figure out why Evan keeps getting unwittingly hit on at the gym, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello, Closeteers! Matteo is back once again with guest host Rosebud Baker, and this week, they're also joined by Nick Smith to talk about a go-go dancer with fugly-ass shoes and a freshly waxed hole, feeling out of place on a horny party bus to the Hamptons, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. Emma's out sick, so Matteo is joined by guest host Rosebud Baker! They discuss Matteo's hatred of RENT, comedy gatekeeping, why Rosebud is embarrassed to sing, Mariah Carey's impossible range, adjusting your jokes for the road, Jiminy Glick, and so much more. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about hotel etiquette, viral TikTok salmon, and Demi Lovato's new UFO hunting career. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about therapy, social media addiction, Six Flags, the magic of fast food, and more. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Closeteers, it is a joy, and delight, to revisit an episode with listener favorite Tranna Wintour. Who else can talk this beautifully about toxic masculinity in comedy AND Britney Spears? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week we have Kate Sisk and Ashley Gavin (We’re Having Gay Sex Podcast) back to talk about fitness and exercise, Emma's interracial relationship, thoughts on group sex and a message Matteo received from someone who lives in of Ohio. Be sure to find us on Instagram and come see us live!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers! Inside the Closet welcomes Kate Sisk and Ashley Gavin (We’re Having Gay Sex Podcast) to talk about Kate’s recent  camping engagement, JonBenét theories and encounters with Lance Bass. Remember to follow our Instagram, rate and review on Apple Podcasts, and join our Patreon.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week we thank Tyler for his work on the podcast. Matteo sees Fran Lebowitz walking by the studio as they record and it leads to a serious discussion about coffee. Emma's dad buys a beehive. Be sure to find us on Instagram and come see us live!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of Inside the Closet, Emma and Matteo talk about the pros and cons of a personal assistant and laundry service and Matteo shares a few facts about Emma's favorite restaurant, The Cheesecake Factory. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers. Emma and Matteo do a quick check in this week and Matteo has a bad experience in a hotel. Be sure to find us on Instagram and come see us live!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back Closeteers! On this week's episode Matteo tells Emma about what's going on in the news, having dinner with Matt Damon and Emma has a plan for TikTok!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back Closeteers! On this week's episode Matteo tells us about the fantastical ferry to Ptown that was, unsurprisingly, full of gays. Emma goes IN on heckler, and we talk about some adult bouncing. We're also getting more and more into TikTok, and want to know who you're following!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers. Do you like peanut butter? Because that's what we're talking about today. Fuck almonds. We're peanut people, and proud. We also get into how weird of a story Peter Pan really is, and learn about TikTok from an expert. Be sure to find us on Instagram and come see us live!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week we recap Matteo's eurotrip, and take a deep dive into the Tiktok matrix with Emma. We get some meaningful insight from other comics, and figure out if a muscle egg is something gross or not. We're getting vulnerable, and that's okay. Let us know what's on your Tiktok discover page. We're trying to see something.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a double feature on this week's episode of Inside the Closet! First, we catch up with Akeem Woods (@Akeemwoods) about life on tour, and Floridian culture. We also catch up with Tyler Mead (@Meadbymead) who's title we're still not totally sure of. We talk about being young, ambitious, and terrified of birds. Remember to follow us on Instagram, join our Patreon for video episodes, and rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a very special guest this week on Inside the Closet. Jaye Mcbride (@Jaye.mcbride) from the Comedy Cellar is here to talk religion, spanking, and growing up trans. We go deep on the lasting impact of Catholicism, and how to spin gold from it. We also talk about the power standup has to inspire others, so long as they're not in Bushwick. Remember to follow us on Instagram, join our Patreon for video episodes, and rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode of Inside the Closet has some real bite, and not just because we're talking teeth. Emma walks us through her wild ride in the oral surgeon's chair, and Matteo recaps his trip to Spain. We decide what to do with children in first class (Hint: remove them), and try to figure out why pride causes so much FOMO. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Inside the Closet is joined by the incredible Eagle Witt (@EagleWittOfficial.) As his name suggests, the man's smart. He walks us through his comedy journey from bicoastal class clown, to his big debut at the Comedy Cellar. Eagle is one of the hardest working comics we know, so be sure to check him out if he's performing in your area!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and happy pride! Inside the Closet is celebrating by catching up with some of our favorite queers. We have Gale coming in to tell us about her Jet Ski Adventures in Brasil, and Nick joining us to revisit his encounter with a threatening flutist. It's a real gay episode, and we hope you have a very happy and gay June! Remember to follow our Instagram, rate and review on Apple Podcasts, and join our Patreon.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet and Emma and Matteo are recording together in person! Be sure to rate and review on apple podcast, follow us on instagram, and join our Patreon for exclusive bonus content. Happy pride!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet. We're talking about pride month. The peaks, the valleys, the parties, the intimate diner dinners, all of it. Emma and Matteo take a moment to celebrate one another, we learn about how to pull hair properly, and ask if some people forgot how to socialize, or were rude before the pandemic. Be sure to rate and review on apple podcast, follow us on instagram, and join our patreon for exclusive bonus content. Happy pride!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back Closeteers, and happy pride month! We’re out here celebrating, by staying in and celebrating in our own unique way. Whether you celebrate with oxygen tanks, vitamin drips, and pancakes like us or with Molly and dance parties it’s an overall good month to be gay. We’re so happy to have this little podcast family, and want to hear what makes pride special for you. Let us know on Instagram, Patreon, or in a review on Apple podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Inside the Closet. We are talking customer service gone WRONG. Horribly, horribly wrong. We even get a cameo from Emma's mom. We don't encourage stealing pens either, but we know where you can get them. We then get into some good old fashioned pop star news. It's everything you know and love. Be sure to follow us on IG, subscribe to our Patreon, and rate and review on Apple Podcasts!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Closeteers, do you like pancakes? Because Inside the Closet is getting all up in the BEST cakes. We're talking fluffy, we're talking soft, we're talking doused in butter and syrup. We get an update on #ToothGate2021, and look for... creative solutions to a yeast infection. Let us know where to get the best pancakes in your city on our Instagram page!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode of Inside the Closet is a real trip, because we're joined by travel expert Ravi Roth (@RaviRoundTheWorld). Ravi tells us about his new show Gaycation, and his travel experience. From a shit show in Bali, to an illicit interview in Amsterdam he's really seen it all. He also give us his best tips and trips for airports, and we wanna know if you have any as well. Drop a comment on our Instagram or Patreon, and be sure to rate and subscribe!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Closeteers, we're late to this, but we have to talk about on Inside the Closet. The Demi Lovato drama with the Froyo shop. It's wild. We watched THE WHOLE apology video on air. We even made our own apology videos. Please weigh in. Let us know your thoughts about the Froyo drama on our Instagram page. Rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and join our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers. We don't say this nearly enough, but we're so happy to have you here with us at Inside the Closet. We're also happy for porn. Bear porn, bareback porn, verbal pron, daddy porn. We're talking about all of it. We also do an anthropological study on why queer women love pool so much, and give an important lesson on how to spot a straight at the gym. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to toothgate 2021. We're getting into dental, damn! Inside the Closet is giving you a glamorous look into the cosmetic procedures that keep us looking pretty from veneers to full scalp scabbing. Emma and Matteo each call their moms about moving back home, and we owe 1 pop star an actual apology. Give us a listen, and if you like it be sure to subscribe and review. If you really like it, follow us on Instagram. If you want us to afford rent in New York, sign up for our Patreon for new bonus content every week. We love you all.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Closeteers, things are almost starting to feel normal again here on Inside The Closet. Matteo's flying, and Emma contemplates fisting. We're really getting back to our roots. We gotta know your opinion on pimple popping though, yay or nay? Be sure to check out our Instagram page if you're interested in Nick (@nicksmith) because we're trying to set him up!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Inside the Closet is joined by the lovely and talented Jamie Lee (@reallyjaimelee)! Jaime tells us all about shooting her brand new show, The Wedding Coach, streaming on Netflix right now. You might even see some familiar faces if you give it a watch. We talk about what makes a good wedding, and more importantly what makes a good therapist. Be sure to join our patreon, rate and subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Closeteers we have a special treat for you this week. We are joined by prolific podcaster, New York legend, and WINNER of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season 4 Monet X Change (@MonetXChange). Monet is here to tell us about Survivor, her new podcast with Lady Bunny, and dick. She's an expert, and icon, and her cat might have an accent. You decide on that last one. Be sure to follow us on Instagram, join our Patreon, and rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi Closeteers! This episode of Inside the Closet is all about learning. We found out what a food mummy is, understand windsurfing, and decide once and for all that SCUBA diving is complete and utter bullshit. We don't like SCUBA diving, we don't like people who go SCUBA diving, and we don't think that scene from Along Came Polly is even that funny. Deal with it, you deep sea nerds. Enjoy the episode, please rate and subscribe.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers. Today we ponder life's real mysteries. What are god's pronouns? Do kids suck? How much is too much coffee. We know the answer to at least one of those things. All that really matters is that we're here, we're queer, and we're still at home. Matteo's getting shredded with Adam, our resident app daddy, and Emma's giving away peeps to her peeps. It's a fun time for us all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Closeteers we are asking you, do you even know about mac & cheese? Think about, then tell us. We go in on the good, the bad, and the liquid gold. Also, if anyone can explain how a woman goes to federal prison because of hot dog water please let us know. We're still lost on that one. It's a real wild week here on Inside the Closet, but at least we have each other (and the chiropractor). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers. Have you been feeling jazzed up? Like your heart is full of grief? Or like your locked in a compound? Welcome to the club. We're talking about a year, A YEAR, of Coronavirus. It's had its ups, and mostly it's had downs. Let's relive some of them.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet. You ready for us to talk about eating people? Because that's what we're talking about today. Emma almost cooked herself alive by accident, and Matteo got Punk'd in Indiana by Methusala. Just more of your typical podcast stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Closeteers, it is a joy, a delight, a pleasure and an honor to welcome Tranna Wintour back to Inside the Closet. Tranna is now the title holder for most appearances on the pod. Who else can talk this beautifully about toxic masculinity in comedy AND Britney Spears? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Closeteers, the pandemic wall has hit, and it hit hard. #InsideTheCloset is a little off the rails. We're talking about chiropractors, Russian folklore, and reclining. Let us know how you're pushing through the quaranting wall on our instagram, our patreon, or in the reviews here on apple podcasts!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Closeteers, we have a question for you: Is it over yet? Seriously, are we done with this pandemic? Because we cannot take it anymore. We've resorted to talking about geriatric dogs getting it on, questioning whether gym hookups are real, and butts. We're thankful for all of you out there helping us through it, and we want to hear from you! Hit us up on our Patreon or Instagram. We need human interaction.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers! This episode was filmed in December, back when Trump was president. This week, we're joined by Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard, hosts of the Dumb Gay Politics podcast (@Dumbgaypolitics). We get a little dumb, very gay, and kind of political. How fitting! We also go back in time, and hear about how Julie and Brandy first met, The Big Gay Sketch Show, and have real kiki. This is such a fun episode, and we can't wait for you all to hear it. Be sure to follow us on Instagram, join our Patreon, and rate and subscribe on apple podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to this week's extremely upbeat episode of #InsideTheCloset! We're talking pastrami, cum dumps, and Joe Biden. None of which are related, but it's all pretty crazy right now. Be gentle with yourselves, rate and review on Apple Podcasts, join our patreon, and follow us on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to the wildest week of the year so far. We have so much to talk about on this episode of #InsideTheCloset, and we have the unique privilege of getting Yamaneika Saunder's (@Yamaneika) take on everything from impeachment to racism, and vets for white people to health and wellness. Be sure to follow us on IG, rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and join our Patreon for exclusive content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year Closeteers! We're less than a week in and already SO much has happened this year. We've got the A B C K G E Ms of drugs, sinking ships, and gays shaming one another. It's 2021 baby, and anything can happen so long as it's weird. Let us know how you're ringing in the new year on our instagram page Insidetheclosetpodcast, rate and subscribe on apple podcasts, and join our Patreon for exclusive bonus content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year Closeteers! #InsideTheCloset is twitching, twiddling and twinking about as 2020 finally comes to a close. We're getting so desperate, we're even thinking about reading a book. Oh the humanity! We're so glad we got to spend time with y'all during lockdown, and please be sure to follow and subscribe so we can have a better 2021.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Honda-days #Closeteers! We know the holidays are a little different this year, but we're hoping to spread a little gay cheer with this weeks's episode. Matteo watched every awful holiday movie so you don't have to, and Emma is moving back to NYC! There's a lot to be thankful and happy for. We hope however you're celebrating, it doesn't involve a time traveling prince.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset is doubling down on guests AND friendship, because we have Drew Droege and Tom DeTrinis from their new show "Making Friends" on! We talk about growing up gay, rage, and sucking dick. We weren't kidding about how gay this one is, but like rainbow sprinkles it's a real treat!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey #Closeteers, we've got a true gay icon on #InsideTheCloset this week. It's THE Lady Bunny (@official_Lady_Bunny), girl! She's talking about her brand new Christmas spectacular, What Child is This? She gives us a dose of 5 wigger politics, some singing, and a whole lot of charm. We love the Lady Bunny, and we hope you love this episode enough to rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Instagram, and join our Patreon!  Watch What Child Is This in the link Below https://vossevents.com/ladybunny-in-what-child-is-this/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers! The #InsideTheCloset family is hoping you had a safe and responsible Thanksgiving. We've got an extra helping of podcast this week with our special guest Liza Treyger (@GlitterCheese.) We take a deep dive into her relationship with Matteo, life as a Russian immigrant, and Chstropher Meloni's butt! Emma and Liza get to go in on Law and Order SVU, and if you can't get enough true crime be sure to check out Liza's new podcast, That's Messed Up with Kara Klenk. Be sure to rate and subscribe on apple podcasts, follow our instagram, and join our patreon for bonus content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving #Closeteers! We know it's been a weird year, but we hope you're finding some holiday joy. We're talking about Thanksgiving, Matteo's odyssey to find a mixer, and Emma's new voting-related turn on. We also revisit Mariah Carey's book because we love human perseverance. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and join our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, if you agree that the best part of waking up is #InsideTheCloset in your cup, then you're practically family. Today we talk about coffee, Hallmark Christmas movies, and a whole lot of turkey. Emma and Matteo share their Thanksgiving plans, and are encouraging everyone to celebrate safely this year. We then try to understand the stock market, but it doesn't go so well. Also, bathroomphobia. Who has it, and how do you cope? Let us know on insidethecloset on Instagram, rate and review us on apple podcasts, and follow our Patreon for bonus episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on #InsideTheCloset we got to talk about projectile teeth, sweets, and pranks because we don't have to talk about the election anymore! It's a good time to be American, because Joe Biden won the election. Emma and Matteo tell us about what it was like in NYC and LA the day the election was called. We even discuss the holiday season, because we're just that joyous right now.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, just a heads up this episode of #InsideTheCloset was recorded Nov 4. So if you're listening to it in the future it's before they decided he won. We hope the future is bright, or at least less bleak. We don't know what will happen, we don't fully know what has happened, but we sure do talk about it! Our friend Nick Smith even calls in to weigh in on the sheer stupidity of it all. Like, subscribe, review, and follow us on Instagram and Patreon!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, on this week's #InsideTheCloset we get our Barbara Walters on and hear about Matteo's Howard Stern show appearance! We take a deep dive into the show's history, and find out what makes a penis pretty as well. Be sure to give it a listen on Sirius, and give us a follow on Instagram and Patreon for more content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey lambs, are you ready for this week’s episode of #insidethecloset? It’s absolutely Glittered with Mariah Carey knowledge. We have our resident expert, and lucky Charmbracelet, Tranna Wintour (@TrannaWintour) joining us for this Emotional deep dive. Follow the Rainbow over to our instagram (@Insidetheclosetpodcast,) rate and review on Apple podcasts, and join our patreon. Merry Christmas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, do you believe in Elvis? Because we don't. That's right #InsideTheCloset is starting a new conspiracy theory: there was no Elvis. Priscila was a crisis actress. We're kidding, but we ARE answering your questions from Instagram. We learn about the unification of Italy, meeting murderers, and what snowballing is. Be sure to follow us on Instagram so you can send us questions, rate and subscribe on Apple podcast, and join our Patreon so you can watch our video podcasts and bonus content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to yet another episode of #InsideTheCloset. By the time this episode comes out, we'll all be knee deep in analysis of the Vice Presidential debate, but we recorded this on Tuesday so first we gotta talk about the absolute shit show that was the Presidential debate. We get into painting cake, symbolism behind sauce, and BFE (big femme energy.) It's a fun time, and we can't wait to hear what you all have to say about the debates. Write in, rate and subscribe on apple podcasts, follow us on instagram, and tune into our Patreon for bonus episodes and video podcasts. We are keeping you all FED this quarantine!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, we at #InsideTheCloset want you to know that we hear you! So much so that we're responding to you, because we are answering listener questions this week. We got questions from lesbians, gays, and even Nick Smith. If you're not already registered to vote, then we don't know what you're doing, but please do that ASAP! We promise it's more important than trigonometry. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram and Patreon for EXCLUSIVE closet content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The duck goes "quack," the horse goes "neigh," and this week #InsideTheCloset goes "things are pretty tough right now and it's important to feel your feelings." That's right we're covering the ABCs of homosexuality. Acai bowls, Breakups, and Cocaine. Remember to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, and follow us on Instagram! We love you all, and appreciate your continued support. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers we are back with another new episode. This week Emma finds out what makes someone "billboard famous," and Matteo learns about acquiring a baby from the straights. We want to know what dating apps you're on, and how dating during the pandemic has been. Let us know on our Instagram page Insidetheclosetpodcast!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello, hello hello, and welcome to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. Our dynamic duo is so close to a reunion, yet still separated. We get into some of life's greatest mysteries. What happened to everyone from NSYNC? Who do you want giving you a colonic? Should Emma eat less red meat? Could Matteo pull off a caftan? Did they ever get that hot dog? This is hard hitting stuff gang, and we're so glad we have all our Closeteers along for the ride!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever wondered why Mercury is in retrograde, or if you Saturn is a huge bitch? Wonder no further Closeteers, because this week #InsidetTheCloset is joined by Heidi Rose Robbins (@Heidiroserobbins.) Heidi breaks down Emma and Matteo's charts, checks on their compatibility, and even looks into the future. If you're interested in seeing what the stars have in store for you, be sure to check out Heidi's website https://www.heidirose.com/astrology! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello, and welcome to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. First and foremost, don't buy drugs from anyone yelling the names of them on the street. The only worse decision you could make is being Kellyanne Conway's daughter. Emma and Matteo also weigh in on college kids getting back to school, mental health and Instagram, and the new wave of outdoor comedy shows. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers, we've got a great episode for you this week! First and foremost, is anyone in Japan or on testosterone? Write in, we want to hear from you. Emma and Matteo get into a lively discussion about the suburbs, ketamine, and plastic surgery. It's a really fun episode, and we're getting real tired of quarantine, so please write us!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, thanks for checking out this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo need your help, who can sneak them into a gym? We need weight, we need machines, we need treadmills, and we need them now! We talk about some of the latest news including Biden's VP pick, snakes on the train, and anti-maskers. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Checkout Emma's new Tiktok account too Whatsupemmawillmann Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, please hold for technical difficulties.... and we're back! This week on the pod Emma and Matteo talk about doom scrolling, how certain people turn into a tornado when they're drunk, and the pandemic. We also talk a little inside baseball about comedy writing, and style. Be sure to check us out on Patreon, and send us your UFO sightings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, are you ready for an extra spooky episode of #InsideTheCloset? This week, we read your ghost stories on the pod, and go into which we think are fact or fiction. Matteo shares with us just how sour one lunch can go, and Emma tells us a little more about her dad and his dome. Also, we want to hear about your close encounters of the third kind! Have you seen a UFO, experienced extra terrestrials, or been anal probed? Let us know on Instagram! InsideTheClosetPodcast, and if anyone can give us a masterclass on the stock market, we are all ear! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Closeteers! We hope you are all staying safe and healthy as things continue to be ever changing and weird. On this week's podcast, we are having a very open and honest conversation about Emma and Matteo's personal feelings towards certain words. As we share personal ideas, we want to open the conversation to you all for thoughtful, constructive and polite discourse. On the lighter side of things, we also talk about getting back on stage, Lindsay Lohan's upcoming campaign, and Queer Eye! Please remember to rate, subscribe, and send your ghost stories to Insidetheclosetpodcast on Instagram for next week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back Closeteers! Crazy how long this lockdown is lasting, huh? The good news is, from here on out we're refusing to age. We also talk about unsolved mysteries, aliens, ghosts, and travel in the time of COVID. If you've ever had a supernatural experience we want to hear about it! DM us on instagram at InsidtheClosetpodcast with your best stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of #InsideTheCloset we're bringing you the biggest stories in gay news. First off, Fire Island gays: shut that down IMMEDIATELY. Then, we're talking pop stars. We do a deep dive into what's been going on with Britney Spears #FreeBritney, Madonna, and Patti Labelle. Come see us live!  Emma  July 16, 17, 18 - Kansas City, OK https://www-thecomedyclubkc-com.seatengine.com/events/39658 July 23 -Salt Lake City, UT https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/events/emma-willmann Matteo  July - 23, 24, 25 - Rochester, NY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset we're joined by the hilarious Alex English (@Alex3nglish)! We only scratch the surface of everything we wanted to get into with Alex. Talking about the ONLY gay club in Detroit, the danger of eating on a date while gay, when "cuddling" becomes clinging, and much more. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on #InsideTheCloset we learn about rollerblading, growing up in Spain, and queefs with our good friend Carmen Lynch (@Carmencomedian!) Carmen's a hilarious comedian in MULTIPLE languages, and she's got a brand new comedy album, Vertically Obese, to help bring some laughs to your quarantine. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on #InsideTheCloset we welcome back our friend, and host of the Chosen Family Podcast, Tranna Wintour (@TrannaWintour.) Today we're talking about important issues like white fragility, tearing down racist statues, and proper protest etiquette. We also talk about some less important issues like ugly dick pics. Remember to rate, subscribe and follow us on Instagram. Here at Inside The Closet, we believe that Black Lives Matter. We cannot sit idly by while injustice is still rampant. The cops who murdered Breonna Taylor still have not faced charges for their actions, and we ask that you help demand justice. Sign the petition here http://chng.it/ydSnPpSJns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The days may not have meaning anymore, but at least we still have #InsideTheCloset! This week we get INTO it with questions about family history, stereotypes of the South, bird poop, and Jello. We learn who dated a devil worshipper, and get an update on what Grindr's like during quarantine. Be sure to follow us on instagram, rate, and subscribe!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's #InsideTheCloset, we decide the ultimate lesbian! That's right, we're selecting the queen to rule over the kingdom. Who will come out on top? Who will bottom out? The answers might surprise you. Plus Emma updates us on life in Luisiana, we get a lesson in Fortnite from Matteo, and we talk (other people's) weddings!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is there any other podcast where you can hear that gay men treat assholes like tamagotchi, and painful clapping? We're still in lockdown, but that hasn't stopped us from making new episodes of #InsideTheCloset! We really get into it this week going over everything from that first magical bite of pizza as a kid, to the Hell's Kitchen "Meth Gala." We also want to know, what's the strangest way anyone's ever asked if you were gay? Remember to rate, review and subscribe!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey there #Closeteers, pride might be cancelled this year, but we're still as queer and here as ever before! Emma and Matteo both call home to see how their families would handle the Titanic sinking, we talk about unsolicited commentary around people's bodies, and throw it back to the 90's for some classic nostalgia. Please remember to rate a review! If you leave a good one, you might even hear it on the air Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers! We're back with a new episode, and up top we explain why this episode is a little late. We talked with Tyler Mead (@meadbymead) about a recent Twitter scandal, get into the rumors swirling about a certain daytime talk show host, wonder why women aren't allowed to be difficult, and get a little nostalgic about old New York. Please remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, welcome back to another Closet after lockdown. This week, we reminisce about simple pleasures like coffee shops, and virtual reality porn. We try to understand why people leave the comments they do on the internet, and are branching out into the mysterious world of streaming. Also, watch Janice and Jeffrey on IFC's Youtube here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTw47ck87tM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, we're back with another episode of #InsideTheCloset! With the help of our Instagram followers, we did a little Q&A. That's right, we answered your questions about whether or not Emma and Matteo are role models, first impressions, advice for new comics, and whether they could live without pasta. The answers may shock, surprise, and even confound you. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us @insidetheclosepodcast on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back with another new episode of #InsideTheCloset, and we have overcome our technical difficulties again! We've got some tips on how to get a social pick me up, discuss digital comedy shows, and get into some fun hats! Let us know in the comments if you understand using Twitch with Nintendo Switch, and tell us what YOU are doing to keep your spirits up during quarantine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, we are in full swing podcasting in the time of Corona! We do our best to not ONLY talk about the virus, so we get into Matteo's grocery store smackdown, Emma's trip to Home Depot, and we both answer some question prompts. We also talk about new hobbies during lockdown, and share some of the craziest stories we've ever heard! Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us @insidetheclosetpodcast on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, we hope your all staying safe, healthy and home. We've got a nice little hour of vacation for you in podcast form. Emma and Matteo talk about how their coping with Corona, sex toys, and peanut butter. Plus, Emma makes Matteo an offer. Please remember to rate, subscribe and follow us on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, we know things are a little scary right now, but we're hoping this episode of #InsideTheCloset makes you feel a little less alone if you're in isolation. We're of course talking about the Caronavirus, and encouraging EVERYONE to practice social distancing. We also talk about some of our favorite comedians to look up while locked up, how we might smuggle Emma's mom out of Guatemala if worst comes to worst, and Matteo might make a new comic book. Stay tuned for more episodes! This episode was recorded Saturday March 14th, and information regarding the Cornavirus has been updated since.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a new first for #InsideTheCloset, we're recording in a literal closet. Yes, Emma calls in from a closet in vegas with poor ventilation, and from there we dive in even deeper. Matteo tell's us about suspicious porn star pies (not a euphemism,) and both him and Emma try their hand at Christian comedy. We get all atwitter over social media, and learn the history of a famous garment. Also, we wanna know, what are your favorite candies? Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back Closeteers! We have a very special episode for you about family. We take a deep dive into Lane and Willmann clan history. We also wonder what Emma's mom would do in a zombie apocalypse, and Matteo meets a penguin. Be sure to come see us at one of our live shows, and as always remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are back, with special guest Jay Jurden (@JayJurden)! He tells us about growing up in Mississippi, theatre, and how to avoid cancellation. We also talk about the strange mediums used in art school, and do a little diva herstory. Remember to rate, subscribe and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, we're back with another brand new episode of #InsideTheCloset. This week, we talk a lot about food.That means is cilantro gross? What's the best kind of peanut butter? What the f*ck is a Rice-a-roni? We also chat with Leif and Tyler about comedy, and see some of the looks from the GRAMMYs red carpet! Remember to rate, subscribe and follow us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

By air! By sea! By Spotify and iTunes! #InsideTheCloset is coming at you, and we're talking travel. Emma and Matteo talk about what they've learned about air travel from being on tour, and really rip the movie Titanic a new one. Plus, we get a lesson in Italianthropology from Matteo's mom, and hear about Emma's days living with her mom. Be sure to rate, subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and let us know if Gays like Titanic.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, we're back! Emma had a rough flu, so we're getting all caught up in 2020. We're tackling the big issues this year, namely butts. Who's got em, and how do you properly compliment one? We also get real about plastic surgery, Matteo recaps his trip to Rome, and Emma teaches a master class in how to improv your way out of a situation. Be sure to write in with your show ideas, and how you respond to things that rub you the wrong way on our email Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Years Closeteers! We recorded this right before the holiday break, so in anticipation of going home we call Matteo's mom and grandma to talk family, dating, and Earl. We do some reflecting on 2019's best moments, and look forward to 2020. Let us know what some of YOUR favorite moments were on our Instagram and Facebook pages. Please remember to rate and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Holidays Closeteers! Our gift to you is more #InsideTheCloset with our very special guest, Sasheer Zamata (@TheSheerTruth)! She joins us to chat about her windowless life in Manhattan when she first moved, AIM screen names, and palm readings come true. You can check out more from Sasheer by watching her special Pizza Mind, and keep an eye out for Emma and Matteo's episode on her podcast Best Friends. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you ready to workout? Because this week #InsideTheCloset is going on a fitness journey. Emma and Matteo both go into their own experiences with diet, exercise, and fitness. We only get a little distracted, but we still get our Barbara Walters on. We've got tips, stories, and a theory about wrestling (that's it's REAL gay) and more! Be sure to like, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back, again! #InsideTheCloset is gearing up for the holidays, which we know can be tough. Especially if you're going through breakup cutting off your supply of blackheads to attack. Emma's mom might move in with her, and she educates us on why asking someone to put less effort into a relationship might not be a great idea. We want to hear from you, how do you sleep at night? No, really. Send in any tips for a restful sleep on our instagram @insidetheclosetpodcast or our email insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes special guests Patti and Mike Taveira! With this many gays things were bound to get wild. We get into an argument as old as time: who works harder, tops or bottoms. Patti and Matteo are #BottomBrothers while Emma and Mike defend #TeamTop. We discuss biphobia, gay attractions in Chicago, and figuring out sexuality in high school. Let us know if you're #TeamTop or a #BottomBrother on Twitter! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann Follow Matteo - @Matteo Lane Follow us on Facebook - Inside The Closet Podcast Become a Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ITC See us live in Philly - https://goodgoodcomedy.com/insidethecloset/ Follow Patti - @LegalMinor Follow Mike - @MikeTaveira Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is back with a another episode. This we, we chat about what we would do with a billion dollars and what it is like dating on the road. We also talk to Ashley about skin care, beauty tips, and botox. Thanks for listening, and be sure to rate, review, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is back with a second serving of Bob The Drag Queen. This time, we chat on the phone with Nick Smith (@NickSmith09) about the craziest divas in the world. That's right, we mean Britney. We mean Celine. We mean Streisand! They're all cuckoo bananas. We also dish on the Kardashian empire, the unforgivable crimes committed against male ballet dancers by one lady, and Arnold. We even review some dating profiles! Thanks for listening, and be sure to rate, review, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, welcome back to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. This week we're joined by a very special guest; you know her, you love her, she won RuPaul's Drag Race and Super Smash Bros. It's Bob the Drag Queen! We talk about bottoming: the video game, Delta airlines, drag, mega churches, weird Ubers, and much much more. Let us know if you can beat Matteo's high score on Hole.IO, and what you think Emma's drag name would be on Instagram (@insidetheclosetpodcast) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on #InsideTheCloset, we're letting you know just how dedicated we are to this podcast. Seriously, just hearing Emma and Matteo's schedules is enough to warrant a nap. Busy as we may be, we're still chatting about sex ed in all the forms it came in. Whether that be from an educator, or a trashy girl on your street. Emma's "mom" leaves a hysterical voicemail, and we get a little political. Remember to rate, subscribe, follow us on instagram, and register to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And we're back! That's right #InsideTheCloset has more closet, and more inside than ever before. This week we're joined by friend and musical prodigy Henry Koperski (@magicelflord) who teaches us all about triangles. Emma's dealing with a "three's company" dilemma, while Matteo and Henry soak up some sun and dubstep in Mexico. If you're in Vermont, be sure to catch Emma at Vermont Comedy Club November 1-2, and catch Matteo and Henry's Streisand show in New York at Joes Pub November 5! Follow us on Instagram, rate, and subscribe please! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is it an episode of #InsideTheCloset without revealing stories? Absolutely not, that's what you Closeteers tune in for. This week, we find out about the time Emma nearly became a voodoo priestess, and Matteo used gay thirst to get medical treatment. We're also bringing you updates about London, and Emma is shopping a show (there's of course a part for Matteo.) Also, if anyone has a hook up for Rachel Maddow, let us know! Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes our good friend Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic) back to the pod! Robyn talks food, sugar, and personal training including a BONKERS story about New York Sports Club. We also get to the bottom of appropriate hotel room bookings while in a relationship. Come see us live, follow our Instagram, and remember to rate and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Emma and Matteo are back in the studio this week for the latest episode of #InsideTheCloset. First and foremost: Yorkshire Pudding. What is it? Who's eating it? Why is it mostly solid? We answer one of these questions. Then, we get into the dark underbelly of the alternative milk industry, and their truly awful names. Turns out "nut butter" isn't jarred cum. Be sure to catch Matteo in London October 14-19, and you can see Emma in Washington DC at the Draft House October 25-26, then Vermont Comedy Club Novermber 1-2, and Howling wolf in New Orleans November 22! Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And we're back, together! #InsideTheCloset has been a whirlwind these last few weeks, and we explain everything that's been going on with us. Plus, Emma and Matteo are cast in a few new projects they can't wait to tell you about. We even get into the SNL scandal, with the piping hot take: don't be racist and homphobic. All that and more on this week's episode! Please remember to follow us on Instagram, rate, and subscribe.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is back with a brand new episode, and we're so happy to have Zach Noe Towers (@Zachnoetowers) joining us! Emma sits down for a one on one chat with Zach about his background in musical theatre, addiction, and performative gender roles within same sex relationships. Plus, we take a look at what people want from Instagram and how to start a Gay Straight Alliance as a "straight" guy. Make sure to follow us on Instagram, rate, and subscribe!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Buckle up, because #InsideTheCloset is coming to you life from DragCon! Due to an unforeseen conflict, Emma couldn’t be there. We got our good Judy Marie Faustin to guest host, and brought in Daniel Franzese to get Mean, Girls. We even got to answer some questions live. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Drag Con this weekend, so we've got a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma is shooting a project, and since no one could replace her, we got a bunch of people to fill in! Matteo's hanging out with Patti, Nick, Jacob, Bob the Drag Queen, and Naomi Smalls and everyone pops in to chat. We talk Cats, the price of sex, and dancing. It's a totally unique listening experience this week! Follow us on instagram (@insidetheclosetpodcast) and rate and review!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset crawls into bed with the hysterically funny Jessica Kirson (@jessykirson). While still on the boat, we're talking about Jews, gays, gay Jews, and emotional support foods. We also talk about stage presence, and how fleeting the feeling of being on stage is for comics. This is such a fun episode, and if you enjoy it as much as we did we hope you'll follow us on instagram (@insidetheclosetpodcast) and rate/subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma and Matteo are finishing up their cruise on this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. With the exception of a few complaints regarding the buffet, it's been an amazing time! There were nude beaches, and shows, and Kristen Chenoweth. We also try to figure out how much money it takes to work with someone you hate. Follow the pod on instagram (@insidetheclosetpodcast) and don't forget to rate and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is on a cruise! There's tons of gays, okay food, and a faint smell of tuna. Matteo interviews for a job at Staples, Emma tries to figure out if lesbians have jobs, and we talk about the importance of friendship, AND red flags within friendships. Also, Tape Face. Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram @insidetheclosetpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matteo has a brand new neice, and Emma talks family traditions this week on #InsideTheCloset. Plus, we talk cock (chickens), how to survive a bear attack, and get ready for our Vacaya cruise to Province Town. Follow us on @Insidetheclosetpodcast on Instagram, and remember to rate and subscribe! Special shoutouts the the Closeteers who drove 5 HOURS to see Matteo in Tampa. Please send us a DM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Live from JFL w/ TRANNA WINTOUR #InsideTheCloset has another live show for you! This time we recorded up in Montreal as part of the Just For Laughs comedy festival with special guest, Tranna Wintour (@TrannaWintour). We talk a little about Emma's new relationship, the shocking revelation that Matteo's father is heterosexual, and how LGBTQ+ comedians are constantly figuring out new creative ways to come out on stage. Plus, more on Lindsay and a live Q+A. Thanks to everyone who came out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset is in Montreal for the Just For Laughs Festival!  Emma and Matteo catch up in this one as they get ready for their big live show on Friday.  Emma meets Matteo's mom and Matteo gets 23000 miles just getting too Montreal.  Be sure to rate and subscribe, and follow us on instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got another addition of #InsideTheCloset LIVE for all you closeteers out there. We had such a great time at the Village Underground, and had the pleasure of bringing Nick Smith (@nicksmith09) as our pride correspondent. Plus, we celebrate a very special birthday on stage! Be sure to follow us on instagram @insidetheclosetpodcast, and remember to rate and review on iTunes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset is graced by the talent, comedy, and high cheek bones of the one and only Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio). You've seen him on Conan, Two Dope Queens, and Comedy Central. He walks us through his history as an (extremely skilled) waiter, some family history, and his origins in comedy. Be sure to rate and subscribe, and follow us on instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is coming (get it?) at you with a very special guest, Remy Kassimir! Remy (@remykassimir,) host of the podcast How Cum, tries to help Emma and Matteo understand squirting better, and we revisit the age old question "would Emma and Matteo Fuck?" See the answer on our brand new Onlyfans account, coming soon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is coming to you live! This week from the Village Underground, with our VERY special guest Javier Munoz! Javier talks about his starring role in Hamilton, having his own day, and gives an impromptu singing lesson. Be sure to check out his series Legendary on NowThis, and don't forget to rate and subscribe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we're totally gleeking out, because we have Kevin McHale (@Kevinmchale) on #InsideTheCloset. Kevin talks to us about the transition from boy band member, to TV star, and we talk about the DECADE since Glee's premiere. We also get into inappropriate funeral behavior, and are starting a band. Please remember to rate and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have an incredible new LIVE episode #InsideTheCloset from Rupaul's Drag Con LA. We have the star and co-creator of the hit show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff). Rachel talks to Em&M about balls, vaginal infections, conservative bloggers, antisemitism, and that's only the first 20 minutes. This is such a special episode, and we cannot thank Drag Con and Rachel enough for a truly unforgettable experience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got another Los Angeles edition of #InsideTheCloset with our very special guest, Fortune Feimster (@FortuneFeimster). She walks us through her time on Drag Race, and gives us a behind the scenes look at what it's like to be a judge. Then we discuss Matteo's twink days, Emma's failed abstinence test, and the people in comedy we love the most. Be sure to check out Fortune's podcast, Sincerely Fortune. And as always, please remember to rate and subscribe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is coming to you from the West coast this week in beautiful Los Angeles! While Emma and Matteo get ready for Drag Con, they dive into their strengths and weaknesses when it comes to dating, the new Aladdin movie, and explore the WeHo Equinox. Emma has a surprisingly warm reception at a sex shop, Matteo gets real about circuit parties, and you can catch them both at the Virgil tonight (5/23) if you're quick enough to get those tickets! Here's the link http://www.thevirgil.com/calendar/2019/5/23/early-show-matteo-lane, and as always please remember to rate and subscribe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset is joined by business woman, Pipsnacks cofounder, and former Shark Tank contestant Jen Martin! (@Jayemarti) Jen talks about her relationship with THE Barbara Corcoran, how Oprah discovered her snack, and her family's history of hustle. It's a real treat of an episode, and be sure to try Jen's newest line of snacks! Please remember to rate and subscribe.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset is just the gang! Emma get's a singing lesson on air from Matteo, we let the intern talk while checking what accent everybody has, and Emma and Matteo work on some new material together. Special guest appearance from our beloved intern Tyler.  Plus, we've got a Closeteer dating profile to review. Please remember to rate and subscribe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes Shannon Coffey (@coffey) from AOL Build Brunch. We catch up about the good old days on Girl Code, and the bad old days on Lady Like. Plus, she tells us about growing up in Puerto Rico, being sexually explorative to a fault, and an uncomfortable run in with bat-wielding taxi drivers. Remember to rate and subscribe!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset has a special live episode! We Kiki, answer audience questions, and celebrate a totally sold out show. Catch our live show next month as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset finally did the impossible! We tricked Bob the Drag Queen into being on our show. We get into her origin story, drag cruises, and have Bob weigh in on a debate that's been going on for almost a year now on Inside The Closet. Plus, we decide what age we all want to die at! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patti's back on #InsideTheCloset! You can hear him (and follow him @legalminor) come in during last week's episode, and he's ready to talk about his big moment on Drag Race, announce he's working on some music, and finally put the topic of who works harder at sex to bed. Plus, we get 2 special guest callers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes the amazingly talented Christi Chiello! Christi talks her background in colorblind musical theatre, a shared love with Emma over early 2000's pop, and religion. We also reminisce about comedy's mom, Joan Rivers, and talk about Christi and Matteo's upcoming show Battle of the Divas on April 9th. Come see it! https://www.littlefieldnyc.com/e/battle-of-the-divas-cardi-b-vs-nicki-minaj-58609848635/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been a minute since we've had a guest on #InsideTheCloset, but today that changes. We welcome Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) from the new Kim Possible movie. She gets into how fun playing the villain is, the gang tries to list their top 5 entertainers of all time, and Emma's going to freeze her mother's corpse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is coming at you with fresh, hot, bagel action. Emma Talks Vegas, porn, and crew team positions. Matteo gets upgraded from Delta Diamond to private airline, and we get into the BIGGEST news story of the week. Plus, can you guess who next week's extra special guest is? Find out on our Instagram, @Insidetheclosetpodcast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset wants to be very clear: we are not encouraging people to smoke cigarettes, even if it looks cool as hell. Matteo deals with more hecklers and hair plugs, Emma dives into the WASP definition of success (NPR appearances), and we spread more love for Rochester! As always, remember to rate and subscribe, and follow us on instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma and Matteo are recording #InsideTheCloset by soft candle light in the New York cold. Keep that mental image clear while they get into the excitement level only attainable by two Italians in the same room, clapping gays, and some of the logistics of comedy. Plus, we talk about a literal monster at the Comedy Cellar. Remember to rate and review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is hear to warm you up in the midsts of this snowstorm. We're talking current events, Emma's NACA showcase, and the rowdy french women at Matteo's Streisand show. Plus, we review the 2009 film AVATAR, and answer fan questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So this week on #InsideTheCloset we don't have microphones, BUT we do have stories about uncomfortable wrestling, swashbuckling adventures on the high seas, and killer grocery store advice. Plus, Matteo has some very exciting news, and Emma's becoming a video wiz (for proof just check out our instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset is talking about S-E-X. And electrocuting balls, penis holders, and furries. We click around a lot. We also talk about Emma's mom, the international weaver, and Patti's big appearance on Drag Race! Plus, we review another dating profile! Be sure to rate and subscribe!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is dealing with some struggles. Matteo had the holiday from hell, and Emma at garbage pizza in Chicago. Mix that with their nearly peed-in-pants experiences and we've got a pretty gnarly episode for us. Let us know about your skin issues, and pee horror stories on our Instagram, @Insidetheclosetpodcat. Bet we're the first podcast to ask you for that, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset does not advise listening to this episode on your lunch break, because we're starting off with our favorite pimple popping videos. Emma finds out she's not an ideal bachelorette contestant, and Matteo Chers a story about his latest Broadway adventure (still better than Cats.) Plus, we answer Closeteer questions from our Instagram page!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Fags Gotta Burp! I mean #InsideTheCloset, that's it! Emma and Matteo catch up with each other and talk about what really matters, namely: Boomer Banks (the porn star's) penis, Sonic Fox (the gay furry professional video game player,) and Cher's twitter. Special shoutout: we love you Sally Peterson!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma and Matteo catch up on their travels to DC and the Bahamas. Both consider the legality of homosexuality in different countries, and do a deep dive into some of the news about Kevin Heart, Ellen, and Louis CK. Plus, we've got our first dating app to review! If you're a $10 patron, message us and we'll let you know how to get your profile reviewed. In the meantime, please remember to rate and subscribe #InsideTheCloset ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Us on Instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on #InsideTheCloset Emma and Matteo catch up on what made them depressed over the holidays. Matteo cries on a plane, Emma buys a Jesus themed self-help book, and we work on our opening monologue for the Oscars. This is the last episode recorded in 2018, and in 2019 we're gonna be real gay still. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Us on Instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Merry Christmas and happy holidays from #InsideTheCloset! We're celebrating by talking about Matteo's run in with Paris Hilton (that's hot), and Emma's battle with a hacker. Plus, we wrote a hit song (for real, if someone can make us a music video we'll love you forever) and adopt a theoretical gay cat named Couscous.  ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Us on Instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset gets real close this week (we mean that literally) because we have a guest joining us campfire style around our good new mic! Andrew Markel joins Emma and Matteo this week to discuss coming out, coming up through comedy, and which fruit reigns supreme. We also talk through the whole Kevin Hart drama with the Oscars, check it out.  ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset has some exciting news! Matteo, now single, got double new dick, and is going celibate for a little bit. Emma did Colbert and challenges America’s understanding of gender. And now, we’ve got a fun new ingredient to our mix: blinding rage. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is getting a little real. We found Richard Simmons, but lost Madonna's Hubris. We've also got some relationship news, a cold butt, and some general complaints.  ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you call 2 professional comedians, a Spaniard, and a black plantain? This week's episode of #InsideTheCloset! Emma and Matteo get into their joke writing process, attempt a basic math problem, and talk about cheating (in high school.) We've also got some announcement's and answers to a listener's question. Please remember to rate and subscribe.   *********************************************************************   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ********************************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ **********************************************************************   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC **********************************************************************   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been a while, but #InsideTheCloset is recording in the same room again! Right off the bat, Matteo's dreams come true in an elevator. Emma looks incredible, and details her latest visit to the dermatologist. And if you're an obnoxious mom at Equinox, you've officially been warned. It'll all make sense when you listen to this week's hilarious episode. Please rate and subscribe! ******************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ******************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ******************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ******************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reunited, and it sounds so good! Thank you all for bearing with us while we figure out sound quality, but Emma and Matteo are back with some fancy new mics. Listen to the crystal clear quality of their discussions on politics, Pete Davidson, and poop. Plus, they get all caught up on Matteo's Eurotrip, and Emma's recent shows.    Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How many podcasts have their hosts calling in from different cities, states AND countries? Well #InsideTheCloset is one of them. Emma' in Salem for a college show, and shares a memory from a Skype therapy session while Matteo explains his travels in Italy and how his homeland is physically destroying him. We'd also like to thank you, the Closeteers, for listening and being so supportive! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset has had one hell of a week. Emma can't stop throwing up in Ubers, Matteo had article written about him that got his message wrong, and everyone's a little bummed out. That said, we have some BIG news coming up, we weigh the pros and cons of Cheesecake Factory, and have some travel coming up! Get excited, and come see us! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ See Us Live! - https://www.bandsintown.com/en/a/10807299-emma-willmann Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is on the hunt this week! For ghosts, professional gays, and a non-Russian to administer botox (seriously, shoot us a DM if you know anyone.) Emma and Matteo haven't seen each other in forever, and definitely need to catch up. Matteo talks Vegas, Emma talks Maine politics, and we discuss the legality of scooting around. Please remember to rate and subscribe!   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   See Us live! - Portland Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Closeteers, #InsideTheCloset wants to apologize for the sound quality, but we're getting that solved asap! Other than that, Matteo humiliated a girl like she's never been humiliated before by... politely asking her to be quiet. Emma gushes over The Cheesecake Factory, Shameless, and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. We then what Lindsay Lohan is getting up to on the streets of Paris. Hint: Racial profiling.    Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   See Us live! - Portland Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back! #InsideTheCloset had to take a little break because Emma and Matteo have some big things in the works that made scheduling a little tough. We talk sexy strippers, upcoming Snapchat shows, and plan a few shows in real time! Will we see you there?   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   See Us live! - Portland Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is serving up some hot takes this week. Emma and Matteo share their thoughts on Cardi B V Nicki Minaj, Serena Williams V the US Open, and an article about their Netflix specials. We find out Emma's parents were manipulating her with breakfast sugar, and that Billie Jean King has a thing for mustachioed Italian homosexuals (ie Matteo).    Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is celebrating the wonderful feedback about the Netflix specials from our Closeteers. We love you guys. Speaking of love, Emma has some big news! We catch up on whatever is happening with Lindsay Lohan, Matteo reminisces about the most Italian lunch in Manhattan, and we get political. Also, would Matteo do a great job painting a drag queen? Let us know! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset we're celebrating our 1 year anniversary. We look back on all the moments that made our first year so incredible. Then, all the reasons we fucking hate LA. We want to hear from you, the listeners, what were some of your favorite moments from the past year? Also, what should we call you? Closeteers? Insiders? A third option Emma nor Matteo thought of? Let us know!    Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset is a little all over the place, literally. Emma's coming to us jacked up on coffee and adderall in LA, while Matteo's busy taking photos of his boyfriend at a rooftop pool in Spain. We talk fit moms, Netflix, Madonna and Pete Davidson. Emma and Matteo talk about their favorite hobby: sitting, and Kike tells us what dating a comedian is like. (Hint: it's fun.) Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patti’s back on #InsideTheCloset and that little Libra is letting us have it. We talk about Emma’s Twizzler show, and Matteo’s ready to talk LGBT+ representation in media. We even get a little political, and contemplate the infinite longevity of Cher.  Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Patti - @Legalminor   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week’s #InsideTheCloset has more everything! More Aunt Cindy, more Cousin Megan, more Cousin Kelly, more Emma and Matteo answering your questions. There’s even a special phone in from Uncle Mike!   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Kelly - @k10neb   Follow Megan - @mbrowley and @Megan Brownley   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is happy to announce our first ever two part event! You've heard about them before, but Matteo finally brought in his cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy! Emma gets a chance to compare notes on her WASPy upbringing to the Lane Family's Italian everything. Plus, stories about Matteo's childhood!   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Kelly - @k10neb   Follow Megan - @mbrowley and @Megan Brownley   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Canadian health care system fails #InsideTheCloset because Matteo is in Montreal and their so called "universal health care" is actually $300. That's okay though, because Matteo has music man Henry Koperski there with him for his Barbara Streisand shows! Emma brings us back into the debate about who works harder, tops or bottoms, and her run in with another "man one" lesbian. Then they tell embarrassing stories from their childhoods! Be sure to watch Emma and Matteo's Netflix specials out August 31. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Henry - @HenryKoperski   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   See Matteo Live for the next 3 weeks! - https://www.hahaha.com/en/show/ethnic-show   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It feels like the world is on fire, but at least there's #InsideTheCloset right? Matteo is a little worn out by weird French-Canadian press, and the venue Emma performed at over the weekend wasn't great. It's not all bad though, Emma's dating life is on the up and up, Matteo would definitely look great in a mystery woman's sunglasses, and we talk about Howie Mandel. We figured out our email password, so we answer questions about making someone's birthday special, and how to handle a partner with different politics. Remember to rate and subscribe!  Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   See Matteo Live for the next 3 weeks! - https://www.hahaha.com/en/show/ethnic-show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is brought to you this week by Canada. Matteo's in Montreal after visiting Bob the Drag Queen, and he calls in to tell us about missing Kike, using Pokemon to fill the void left by sex, and making over his instagram. Emma's got her sexual mojo back, and has a plan ready to trick Lindsay Lohan into loving her that involves a group vacation to Mykonos. We also find out it takes more than 3 gays to remember an email password, so Emma and Matteo are answering each other's questions.   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   See Emma Live this weekend! - http://www.comixmohegansun.com/event/a9dfc06f18d8db628fe5d3db65120e01   See Matteo Live for the next 3 weeks! - https://www.hahaha.com/en/show/ethnic-show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy 4th if July! New York is melting. With our producer out of town, we’re meeting at Matteo’s apartment to record. Please excuse any ambient noise. Emma is still dead set on trying out for the amazing race, and Matteo’s new favorite show is Ghost Adventures. Plus, more on Kathy Griffin.    Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a bunch of guests, Emma and Matteo are taking this episode of #InsideTheCloset to catch up. Matteo sang in a castle in Spain for a wedding, Emma's continuing her adventures in dating, and Kike had to leave America for the time being. Emma wants to go on The Amazing Race with Matteo, and Matteo wants to get the Long Island Medium on the show. Will either happen? No, probably not.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is joined by podcasting legends Krystyna Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher of Guys We Fucked! Corinne's a little hungover and bruised, Krystyna's got a new fuck buddy, and we don't know what's going on with Lindsay Lohan. We field questions about bottoming and explain sex as "lots of leaking." Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann  http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Corinne - @Philanthrophygal   Follow Krystyna - @Krystynahutch   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset makes another historic first! This week we're joined by heterosexual comedian Evan Williams. Evan and Matteo take turns impersonating each other and Skeletor, while Evan and Emma realize they look alike. We get into addiction and answer questions about dealing with depression.   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Evan Williams - @itsevanwilliams Evanwilliamscomedy.com   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Philadelphia, we came, we saw, we really hated that smoothie place Fuel! #InsideTheCloset recorded at the Good Good Comedy Club, and we had a blast! Matteo is sweating cheesesteak, Emma's into lions sexually, and we answered questions from the audience about everything from coming out to how we prepare for the podcast. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann  http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes special guests Patti and Mike Taveira! With this many gays things were bound to get wild. We get into an argument as old as time: who works harder, tops or bottoms. Patti and Matteo are #BottomBrothers while Emma and Mike defend #TeamTop. We discuss biphobia, gay attractions in Chicago, and figuring out sexuality in high school. Let us know if you're #TeamTop or a #BottomBrother on Twitter!   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann   Follow Matteo - @Matteo Lane   Follow us on Facebook - Inside The Closet Podcast   Become a Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   See us live in Philly - https://goodgoodcomedy.com/insidethecloset/   Follow Patti - @LegalMinor   Follow Mike - @MikeTaveira Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset finally sees Emma and Matteo reunited! Matteo talks his beef with the Catholic church, does his longest Liza impersonation to date, and gets limes thrown at him. Emma gets into hot yoga, and tries to figure out the right balance between private and personal life. We also try to figure out what's fun, and answer your questions about being competitive with gays and exclusivity.      Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Voice box coming soon!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a first this week at #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo are BOTH calling in this week. Emma is still in Cancun, and Matteo is spending some time with Kike. Him and hunk-a hunk-a are still going strong, but Matteo talks the logistics of going from long distance to living together. Emma and the Canadian are officially done. They both talk celebrity encounters, and answer your question. Plus, Kike speaks! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Voice box coming soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on #InsideTheCloset we're joined by Go Magazine Editor Zara Barrie! Emma literally takes notes on how to be a lesbian, and Matteo's showing his boyfriend around New York. We discuss the energy people put into finding problems, bowls of cigarettes, and whether or not you can keep a public persona from someone you're dating. PS: Emma wasn't talking about meth.    Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Zara - @Zarabarrie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma's calling into #InsideTheCloset from beautiful Cancun. While she deals with older gays and birds, Matteo talks about Michelle Wolf's White House Correspondent's Dinner. We take questions about moving in together too soon, and how we feel about masculinity.    Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Voice box coming soon!  See us live!  Big hunt - http://thebighunt.net/events/   Standup for pride - https://www.aomtheatre.com/event/kicking-off-pride-weekend-with-jessica-kirson-matteo-lane-and-jess-miller-stand-up-for-pride/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma and Matteo finally have a chance to catch up on this episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Canada are donezo, but she had a great time at the GLAAD awards. Matteo is looking for free flights to Spain, and his boyfriend will be here in two weeks! We explain that you shouldn't grope people, and special shout out to our fan Luke!   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Voice box coming soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You've heard the stories, and now Gale is finally on #InsideTheCloset! Gale tells us about retreating into the woods to become fully lesbian, Matteo talks about Mariah's big announcement, and Emma gets into scissoring (again). Plus, everyone calls their crush LIVE!    See us live at  the Vegas Comedy Cellar     Tickets for Matteo (4/26 - 4/29) - http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091524700800    Tickets for Emma (4/20 - 4/22) - https://wicf.com/view/performers/act/emma-willmann/   Follow - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Gale - @Gladster69   Follow New York City PodFest - @NYCPodfest Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Voice box coming soon!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset wants to give a big shout out to @NYCPodFest for hosting our third live show! We had an audience full of fans who came out on a Sunday night to show their support. Matteo talks more about his boo, and his romantic surprise trip to Spain involving lots of sex and a little molly. Emma struggles with a Reuben sandwich, and romantic entanglements. We answer live questions, wonder if Channing Tatum likes dick, and a very brave audience member tries to court Emma at the show.    See us live at  the Vegas Comedy Cellar     Tickets for Emma (4/12 - 4/15) - http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091523491200   Tickets for Matteo (4/26 - 4/29) - http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091524700800    Follow - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow New York City PodFest - @NYCPodfest Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Voice box coming soon!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is giving you all the bang for your buck with a two for one special guest appearance by Monet X Change and Patti! We are getting into everything this week talking drag race, 7th grade blowjobs, and a utilitarian approach to the Starbucks app. You've got to hear this one to believe it girl.    See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331    Or the Vegas Comedy Cellar  http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091523491200   Follow - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Patti - @LegalMinor   Follow Monet - @MonetXChange and check out her new podcast "Sibling Rivalry" with Bob the Drag queen https://www.monetxchange.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is coming at you simultaneously from our New York studio, and Matteo's boyfriend's bed. Matteo explains his nightmare of a travel day, and introduces us to his boo. Emma shares her girl problems, and Matteo busts out some impressive wisdom. We answer questions about coming out to family and threesomes. Special shout out to Bob the Drag Queen for trying to keep Emma safe from apples.  See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331    Or the Vegas Comedy Cellar  http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091523491200   Show Emma what you're eating - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Ask Matteo for advice - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's snowing in New York, and it's tearing #InsideTheCloset apart! Matteo had to fly out early because of the weather, so this week it's all Emma. She catches us up on her crush and wants help opening up to a friend about mental health. Then she takes your questions (only some of which were directed at Matteo) about how to ask someone's sexual preference, social lives of mayo, and word choice. Remember to drink more water, for Emma. See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331    Or the Vegas Comedy Cellar  http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091523491200 Tweet Emma photos of you drinking water- @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Wish Matteo safe travels @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma and Matteo are FINALLY reunited on a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset. They give you all the tea on just how much clawing, crawling, and desperation it really takes to make it in comedy. We dip into some mild armchair therapy, and Matteo tells us a little more about his synesthesia. All that and an ominous message for Emma. Remember to rate and subscribe?  See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331    Or the Vegas Comedy Cellar Emma's there between the 12th and 15th and Matteo's there http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091523491200   Follow us and let us know how to get more listeners - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/  & @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma's phoning it in from LA this week, and Matteo is finally home in New York. #InsideTheCloset finds one of our hosts covered in hives, and the other one getting in bed with a sexual superstar. Emma gives Matteo an emotional pep talk, and Matteo helps her figure out what she's looking for in a partner. All that, some mom love and a message about learning, growing and forgiveness. Check it out!    See us live! https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331   Follow - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/   Follow - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Check out Patti, the beautiful mustachioed mermaid- @legalminor Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matteo is back from Spain, but his whirlwind romance seems to have knocked the wind out of him. While he recovers, #InsideTheCloset presents a very special episode we recorded before he left with our friend Patti! Get all the T on what was going on before Emma's bad date, and we answer questions about hecklers and social anxiety.   Tweet Emma long distance dating advice! - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/   Welcome Matteo home - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Check out Patti, the beautiful mustachioed mermaid- @legalminor Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matteo calls Emma from Spain as this week's episode takes place on two continents and it has everything. Transatlantic romance, ominous Instagram messages, and butt stuff. Can anyone get Emma this sex robot? We're serious.    Let Emma hear your best sex robot jokes - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Check out Matteo's trip on Instagram - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You've heard about her on the show, and this week we're joined by Miz Cracker and her emotional support human Katelyn. These two are all over the New York drag scene, and they give us a crash course in drag, starting out, and how to really deal with a heckler. Emma and Matteo even get into the overlap of drag and comedy, namely that no one should start doing either.  Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/   Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Miz Cracker - @Miz_Cracker Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Things are getting serious, both on #InsideTheCloset and in Matteo's dating life. We answer Haddaway's age old question "What is love," weigh in on nonconsensual nudes, and talk hair. Then get into the different levels of sophistication between Emma and Matteo.    Tweet Emma and weigh in on her bad date - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Tweet Matteo about Lord of the Rings - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Shout out to Monet X Change (@MonetXChange) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From "Keith and the Girl" we're happy to welcome Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili. These two are podcasting legends and this week, they sit down with Emma and Matteo to discuss budding romance, failed marriages, and lying on dates. We also offer some real universal dating advice: don't use OkCupid.   Tweet Emma for white water rafting tips - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ See Matteo's butt - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Keith (@KeithMalley) and Chemda (@Chemda) and Check out their podcasts Keith and the Girl and My Opening Lines http://www.keithandthegirl.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Shout out to Patti! (@LegalMinor) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is live! Again! Emma and Matteo recorded this week's show in front of a whole room of fans of the podcast. We wanted to thank everyone for coming out. Matteo's talking about his soulmate from Spain, and Emma lies about white water rafting. We even do a live Q&A with the audience.   Tweet Emma and let her know if the doctor stole her blood - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Tweet Matteo about "Homeward Bound" - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is thrilled to welcome the incredibly talented and funny Sam Jay. The SNL writer sits down with Emma and Matteo to talk about the freakiest sex, answer some rapid fire fan questions, and give us all tips on how to have game. This time, even Barbara is in.   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Same - @SamJayComic Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's 2018, and #InsideTheCloset is back to work! Both Emma and Matteo are dealing with relationship drama. The girl in Boston is done, but Matteo has two men after him. We took questions about dating in the closet, and held an impromptu gay sex ed class for an 11 year old.    Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Years! #InsideTheCloset is so happy to welcome our first guest of 2018, Taylor Strecker. Taylor and Emma go way back as cohosts of Wake Up With Taylor on Serius XM. She drops by to talk about her first relationship with a woman, celebrate Emma's birthday, and get pissed at a straight guy for leading a listener on. We even get into Disney's gayest movie, The Lion King, and Emma wants a sex robot.   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Taylor - @TaylorStrecker https://taylorstrecker.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is so happy to welcome Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin (The Unofficial Experts). They stop by to chat about fisting and lies, give advice about getting into comedy and how to regain confidence. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Follow The Unofficial Experts - @Unofficialexpert https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-unofficial-expert/id1160606309?mt=2   Follow Sydnee - @Justsydbw   Follow Marie - @Reeezy   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another #InsideTheCloset where we dive into issues with codependence and adultery in the families, gender, and the logistics of storing pot in one's ass. Also, why therapists are wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our special guest this week is Carly Aquilino! She tells us all about her boyfriend Matt. Plus, Emma reminisces about giving blow jobs and Matteo might be dying. Then we get to your questions about bottoming, labels, and spirituality. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Carly - @CarlyAquilino Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma fantasizes about going to a secluded island to have Matteo's baby or making him carry it to term, and that's just the first minute of #InsideTheCloset. Matteo's been busy in Vegas, New Orleans, and at the View. Meanwhile, Emma spills tea (literally, and on herself), and reminisces about lying to strangers on the internet. Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane (MatteoLaneComedy.com) Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann (EmmaComedy.com) Follow us on Facebook - Inside The Closet Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset makes history by hosting our first ever heterosexual guest, Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic). We love Robyn, and give her two tabs of ecstasy and she loves women for a few hours. Hear about everyone's shared love of psychopathic partners, and let the gang answer your dating and steam room cruising questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mom's the word on lucky episode 13 of #InsideTheCloset. Emma's back from LA, and we have a lot to catch up on. From fights on the red carpet, to fights at a Hertz, to fights in a bathroom. Learn how to Impress Matteo's family and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#InsideTheCloset is officially bi...coastal! Emma calls in from LA to catch up with Matteo about life on the set of The CW's "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend". Matteo made the Out100, and posed with a big rubber cock. Then he "met" the incredible Janet Jackson! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma and Matteo's friend Patti (@legalminor) stops by the greenest of green rooms in this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Get all the t on Emma's legendary fall down the stairs, and everyone's latest sexploits and fantasies. We get some insight onto childhood signs of homosexuality, and where Emma's love of degrading misogynistic sex comes from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from William Patterson University, it's #InsideTheCloset! This week Emma has a big career announcement, and Matteo pissed off some Mariah Carey fans. Emma and Matteo took these students to class with lessons on dating, gay guy on straight guy flirting, and the life of a gay comedian. There are even serious questions about Pulse, and life under Trump. A straight guy tries to get laid by being woke.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fans wrote in, and #InsideTheCloset is ready to answer. Emma and Matteo advise listeners on spotting lesbians, lesbians on Craigslist, and gay bar etiquette. Plus, the journey of enlightenment on whether you're a top or a bottom. Emma talks about her dad for a change, and her past life as a greeter at Walmart. All than and Annie Lennox on this week's episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matteo gets some “trade” while Emma researches how “lesbians have sex, while also facing a lapse in being sober (which does not have great results for her - or a stair case). Of course, they figure out who could poop in their mouth, and Matteo dishes about being on a popular Mexican talk show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

According to today's s guest, actor and comic Frank Loitti (@Frank_Liotti), the second edition of “The Secret” should be called “THE LIE.” Don't miss as the threesome dishes on their favorite drag queens, why masculinity is so precious in America, and what it's like to get acting advice from Ice T. Plus, the usual off the wall stuff that is too ridiculous to type! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An exclusive catch up like only emma and matteo can do! Matteo notices Emma's pen (which doubles as a weapon) and they spiral into recent hookups, the different languages of love, relationships with their mothers, Emma accidentally attending OA, Matteo's recent hook up and an action plan for Mariah Carey to get it together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a conversion therapist, who might be gay? Emma and Matteo sit down with hilarious friend, actor, comedian, and producer: Bowen Yang to talk about his experience coming out, bombing at sexting, deep throating hot dogs, setting Emma up with Lindsey Lohan and Bowens gay (?) conversion therapist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma and Matteo answer their first question from a listener! Matteo dishes about his recent hook up in Italy, getting hit on by Clay Aiken, while Emma hashes out her gender identity issues and tries to make the case that there is not always come in balls - only when it is brewing for sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma and Matteo dish on how to handle a partner's sudden switch in sexual behavior, explains grinder to straight people, cat fishing, Emma's Craigslist date, and Matteo's recent excursions abroad. And, hate mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week comedian and host Mike Kelton comes #InsidetheCloset to dish on the most attractive Trump kid, being a bottom versus a top, bachelorette parties at gay bars, and the power of self actualization. Mike and Emma brainstorm ways to set up Matteo, and you won't believe what happens when Mike has to jump out of a cake, sexy style.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma and Matteo navigate sex with each other, coming out as a furry, pressures of being a top, and the anxieties of being a bottom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices