Join us in this intriguing episode as we delve into the humorous tale of the Mount Edgecumbe volcano hoax – a masterful April Fools' prank pulled off by Oliver 'Porky' Bickar in 1974. Discover how a sleepy Alaskan town was stirred by billowing smoke from a dormant volcano, leading to a mix of panic, confusion, and, ultimately, laughter. We unravel the planning, execution, and aftermath of one of history's most audacious pranks.https://linktr.ee/historydefeatsitself 

Dive into the dark legend of Sawney Bean as we explore the grisly tale of Scotland's most infamous clan leader and cannibal. Was Bean a real figure or just folklore? We dissect this macabre story, blending historical facts with our humorous take. Perfect for fans of true crime and quirky history. Subscribe for more episodes where humor meets the bizarre corners of the past.Discover More - linktr.ee/historydefeatsitself

We're back! After a holiday break in which there was much yuletide cheer and a successful stint as a mall Santa by John, despite there being no malls anymore, we're back in action. John leads the first episode of 2024 on the topic of Nikola Tesla. An inventor, pioneer, and borscht fan (probably) Tesla changed the world as much as anyone ever has. We're here to talk about. Plus, Greg is on location from his bathroom.   https://linktr.ee/historydefeatsitself

On a very special episode of History Defeats Itself, John and Kevin record in the same room. And it is very special. Also, we discuss the Elf on the Shelf. Adorable Christmas tradition? Or Big Brother-esque spy tool designed to prepare kids for a lifetime of surveillance. You decide.https://linktr.ee/historydefeatsitself

If you need a reason to hate mosquitos, outside of the annoyance, itchiness, and intense smell of deet-infused repellent products, you can also get dengue fever. Fun! Tune in to learn more.   https://linktr.ee/historydefeatsitself

If you often find yourself wondering, "What is the historical and cultural impact of felines," you've come to the right place. On this episode, John enlightens his co-hosts, and the world, about all things cats. Also, we discuss chlamydia and The Shawshank Redemption.https://linktr.ee/historydefeatsitself

In honor of Halloween (or All Hallow's Eve for those of you from the old country), Kevin leads the crew in a vibrant discussion about Monsters. Don't worry, John only gets scared a few times.https://linktr.ee/historydefeatsitself

One of the toughest things a family can go through is watching a loved one battle dementia. It's also something people don't talk enough about. In this episode, we discuss this illness's ins and outs and even tell some jokes along the way.  https://bio.site/historydefeatsitself

Have you ever sat down and really thought about how much better the world would be if we replaced stop signs with roundabouts? No, of course, you haven't. That would be insane. But John did. So join us as he leads the classic debate about what method of managing small intersections is best.  https://bio.site/historydefeatsitself

After being needlessly ridiculed by John and Greg simply for having an opinion too advanced for them to understand, Kevin decided to lead his own philosophical episode, this time discussing free will. Do we have as much control over our lives as we'd like to think we do? We'll answer that question definitively, with no room for ambiguity or debate, once and for all. https://bio.site/historydefeatsitself 

Not to be outdone by last episode's foray into philosophy by John, Greg is leading the charge this time on another philosophical-ish topic: people's difficulty changing their opinions. At least, I think that's what it was about.

In this episode John goes literal and leads a discussion on how history has defeated itself for generations and even provides data points as to why we keep doing this. If we're not careful, it could be end of times. Come for the data, stay for the apocalypse.

Imagine walking down the street, turning the corner, and you're suddenly looking at hundreds of people dancing like crazy for no apparent reason whatsoever. That's what happened in 1518. Learn along with John and Greg as Kevin gives the deets on the Dancing Plague. Also, John records from the road, and Greg's newborn granddaughter makes an appearance. She's already better at this than us.  https://bio.site/historydefeatsitself 

In our first foray into true crime Greg discusses notorious serial killer, H. H. Holmes and how he used the Chicago Worlds Fair as a hunting ground. Move over, Eric Larson, Greg is the new historical fiction authority now.https://bio.site/historydefeatsitself

Brad Pitt once asked Edward Norton, "How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a duel?" Or something like that. In this episode, John talks to Greg about dueling. It's the first episode where one of us wasn't able to be there, as Kevin was fighting off some sort of plague.

Exploding cars are never good. But they're worse when auto execs know they could happen but choose profits over people. Yay, Capitalism! In this episode, the crew talks about the legendary Ford Pinto in all its fiery glory.https://bio.site/historydefeatsitself

Dean Karnazes, known as the Ultramarathon Man, does some crazy things. How crazy? In 2005 he ran 350 miles in 80 hours and 44 minutes without sleep. Why, you ask? Hell if we know. But we have plenty to say about it in the latest episode.  

There was a time when #journalists were thought of as trustworthy thought leaders who enlightened us with #facts and #insights. They were people who cared about #humanity, had empathy, and wanted what was best for everyone. Then there is #TuckerCarlson, who so eloquently said that "women are primitive" and need to "do what they're told." And people say chivalry is dead. In this episode, John leads a discussion about the "journalist" that was recently let go by Fox News, Tucker Carlson. Or, as he (probably) likes to be called, T-Bone.

How can one of the world’s most iconic #brands suddenly decide to change its #recipe ? It’s a good question. But #Coke did it back in the #80s. What prompted this change? Was it the #colawars with #Pepsi? Was it arrogance? Was it #Schlitz? We look at every angle. Please subscribe and share! Greg has crippling gambling debts he needs to pay off. Follow us at https://bio.site/historydefeatsitselfSend us love letters at historydefeatsitself@gmail.com#Podcast #Comedy #ComedyPodcast #History #HistoryPodcast #HistoricalFails #FunnyHistory #HistoryHumor

Greg wants you to be safe. It’s one of his missions in doing this podcast. That’s why this episode is dedicated to the history and innovation of the seatbelt. Join us as we discuss the origins of the simple yet vital apparatus that saves lives all the time. Plus, we ponder whether New Hampshire has cities or if it’s just woodlands. Man, we’re just not very bright.

In this episode, Kevin, John, and Greg take you on a wild ride through the absurd world of Saparmurat Niyazov, Turkmenistan's most eccentric dictator.  Prepare to be amazed as John leads us through the quirkiest moments of Niyazov's rule, from renaming months after his family members to making Melon Day a priority. Find out how this outlandish leader exemplifies the folly of history and what we can learn from his peculiar reign.  Laugh, learn, and shake your head in disbelief with your favorite comedy trio as we dissect Niyazov's legacy and its place in the annals of history. Don't forget to LIKE, SHARE, and SUBSCRIBE for more hilarious takes on historical events! 

Fasten your seatbelts and put on your cheekiest grin as we dive into the scandalously amusing life of Albert Spaggiari, the cunning French #bankrobber who slipped through the fingers of the law like a well-oiled baguette. Grab some cheese and a croissant and holy shit, I must be hungry. 

In the third and final installment of our series on cheating, Greg tackles infidelity. Why do people feel the need to step out of their marriage? We're here to unpack. Or, pack...if we get caught cheating on each other.

For part two on our series about cheating, John discusses the idea of cheating death. Many want to, some have tried, all have failed. Could that change? Kevin discusses how he feels it would suck to live forever, and Greg is tired.

How far would you go in order to win. Would you cheat? Would you cheat using sex toys? For the next three episodes we're doing a theme: cheating. For the first episode Kevin enlightens his co-hosts on the story of Hans Niemann, the 19 year old American chess player who some believe is not on the up and up, but IS playing with something up something. Join us to learn more about chess than you did binging The Queens Gambit

Did you know that 1 out of every 3 people will spontaneously combust? Wait...maybe it was 1 out of every 300? Or 1 every 300 years? I can't remember. No one listens to Greg. Join us as we welcome a very special guest and chat about spontaneous human combustion. Or. SHC, as the hip, young people call it.

It's our 100th episode! Join along as we pull back the curtain and reminisce about how we started, the speedbumps along the way, and how much we've enjoyed ourselves. It's our most self indulgent episode yet. Come celebrate with us!

Liam Neeson and Tom Cruise have no problem surviving plane crashes. Others who can do it with ease are Schwarzenegger, Stallone and on a good day, Nicolas Cage. But topping them all, is Vesna Vulovic. She actually survived a 33,000 foot fall, without a #parachute, after the plane she was on was bombed. And she survived. And lived an actual life. How, you ask? Fuck if we know. But it's a crazy story and worth a listen.

It's almost one of those "stranger than fiction" kind of things but in 1919, 2.3 million gallons of molasses flowed throw the streets of north Boston after a tank burst. Why was there a tank holding 12,000 tons of molasses? Christmas cookies, obv. Molasses cookies are delicious.

In 1976 Gerald Ford and his administration fast tracked a swine flu #vaccine hoping to avoid another #globalpandemic like the one in 1918. It went pretty poorly. We're here to chat about it.

On the latest episode of History Defeats Itself John continues his theme of shitting on NASA as he leads the crew in a discussion about the Challenger Space Shuttle disaster. Man, he really is upset about not being able to go to Space Camp when he was a kid.

The crew discusses ASMR, which is basically how people get oddly pleasurable feelings from mundane sounds like shispering or listening to someone eat sushi. Hey, whatever floats your boat.

In honor of Halloween, Kevin conjures up a spooky tale of vampires and a town gone mad. Also, Greg drinks a White Claw. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John discusses a NASA math blunder that took out a satellite. (Hint: they forgot to carry the one.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They say war is hell. And no one knows that better than the Australians. In 1932 they waged war against a fighting force that is still undefeated to this day. The force? Emus. On this episode Greg discusses the great Australian Emu War of 1932. Come for the knowledge...stay for the accents.Sources:https://www.republicworld.com/world-news/australia/great-emu-war-how-australia-started-a-war-against-flightless-birds-and-lost.html____________________Dig our show? Subscribe to HDI at Podcast Guru, Google, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HDI is back! On an early fall day in Arkansas, 1980 the sky was blue, the birds were chirping, school was just back in session, and a three megaton nuclear bomb nearly decimated a chunk of the state. How could this happen? We'll talk about that and Kevin's high level safe word on our latest episode.Sources:https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/1980-titan-ii-disaster-fallen-socket-wrench-triggers-explosion-of-armed-nuclear-missilehttps://ualrexhibits.org/zerohour/titan-ii/____________________Dig our show? Subscribe to HDI at Podcast Guru, Google, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Mistorians! We are taking a much needed summer break. We are also going to do some retooling of the show. We are confident that it will be bigger than 10 Super Bowls. But let's not oversell it. We're on hiatus for the month of August, returning in September. Have a wonderful summer and go out and make some history! Or babies. Or elotes. Or bathtub gin. We don't care what you do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Guns don't kill people. People kill people." But as the great Eddie Izzard once said...the gun helps. On the latest episode of HDI John talks guns. And holy shit he knows a lot about them for a pacifist! You'll laugh...you'll cry...you'll learn...then you'll probably cry some more because America's gun problem shows no signs of getting better. <sigh> at lease we're on a Canadian podcast network. Keep those couches warm for us, Sonar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As most of us know five conservative judges from the US Supreme Court recently took it upon themselves to drop their collective pants and shit all over women's rights by making it so that abortion is no longer a guaranteed right. This is, of course, after some judges said they wouldn't do that in their confirmation hearings. Yes, even judges can be lying pieces of shit hellbent on promoting their personal, religious agenda. On the latest episode of HDI we get fiery over this and other human rights the court may try to take away. Because if there's one thing we know about people in power, they rarely give a shit about the rest of us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All of us have some experience coaching and/or being coached. Sometimes your coach was a mentor...a teacher...a friend...someone to confide in. And other times your coach was just a giant piece of shit. On this episode Greg talks about coaching and what it means to him to mold the young people of America. And John and Kevin wonder how he passed the background check. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The idea of American isolationism has a long and complicated past. From George Washington to Trump and his minions people have clamored for an America first approach to diplomacy throughout our history. On the latest episode John leads the charge in a discussion about our role as a world leader. Plus, Kevin has a suggestion for John and Greg on how to fix their combative relationship. (Hint: it's sex.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stand up comedy is an art, it's a platform, and it's one of the best mediums for social commentary. But it's not without it's pitfalls. On this episode we talk about everything stand up comedy and how difficult it is to walk the line of being funny and being offensive. Plus you'll hear about John and Greg's short (very short) stand up careers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back in June of 2020, when we were all hiding in our homes and spraying Lysol on our groceries, Kevin led an HDI episode about whether or not the divide in America was so deep that it couldn't be fixed. He asked the question, should America break up? We decided we should stay together for the kids but the divide is greater than ever. Should we now think about a split? Join us for our latest episode as we discuss in our first ever HDI Revisited. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the latest episode of HDI John leads the crew in a discussion about feminism. The disparity in pay and even rights between the sexes that still exists...today...in 2022...is unacceptable. We don't have all the answers. Just most of them. Plus Greg smokes the pot. Like...a lot of the pot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin needs to have a convo with his friends and co-hosts about something that is concerning him: the amount of crazy assholes in Congress. On this episode we discuss Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and the whacky conspiracy theorists infecting our government. Are we doomed? Probably. But it's a hilarious kind of doom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Marriage can be tough and not every couple can make it through until the end. Unless that end is one person murdering the other or, more commonly, in divorce. Greg takes the crew on a journey about divorce in a thinly veiled attempt to justify his impending breakup with John. It won't be pretty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here at History Defeats Itself we like to put our guests to work. Why should they have it easy?! Rahaleh Nassri of the incredible podcast Violent Femme was kind enough to slum it with Kevin, John, and Greg for an episode and she leads us in a discussion about gender parity. Download the new episode today and laugh along as Rahaleh tells the boys to get their little asses into the kitchen and get her a sandwich. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some see graffiti as art, others as vandalism. But whether it's funny, political, clever, a crime, or just fucking cool everyone can agree that it elicits an emotion. On the latest episode of HDI it's part three of our spirit animal series. John reveals his spirit animal to be the chimpanzee and we discuss street art. How did we get there? Great question! Listen and find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On episode two of our Sprit Animal Series Kevin has an inner conflict about his actual spirit animal and ultimately leads the crew in a discussion about sport hunting, also known and trophy hunting. Do we solve this existential crisis? Let's put it this way: after listening to this episode the NRA and PETA are going to be the bestest of buddies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In part one of our three part series about our spirit animals, Greg reveals that his spirit animal is the drug Klonopin. And if you've listened to Greg, and you know what Klonopin is, you get it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's better than listening to three heathens discuss the history and issues with the Catholic Church? Listening to four heathens talk about the history and issues with the Catholic Church! On this episode former pastor and current atheist Trevor Poelman of the hilarious podcast Belief it or Not joins us to discuss the complicated and often illegal and immoral history of the Roman Catholic Church. Bring your crucifix because you're gonna need to say some Hail Marys after this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are people out there who believe wholeheartedly that the Wim Hof Method has immense health benefits. Many swear by cold showers and ice baths. Did Kevin find his inner fire after six weeks of g-tummo breathing, cold therapy, and meditation? Did he find positives in taking freezing cold showers on freezing cold mornings? Will his story convince John and Greg to give it a try? Check out part two of Kevin's Wim Hof adventure and find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pain: it sucks. And treating pain can suck even worse as you try to navigate the insurance, skeptical doctors, and the chance of opioid addiction. On this episode Greg talks about pain and pain management. It sounds heavy but if anyone can make pain funny, it’s us three idiots. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of the biggest things we've learned through two years of isolation and semi-isolation is that feeling connected to people is very important to our well being. On this episode John discusses human connection with his bestest buds, Kevin and Greg. Because if any three people have a strong connection, it's us. Unless one of us loses internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What if we told you the keys to healthy living are breathing exercises that mimic hyperventilating and taking cold showers? You might decide that healthy living isn't for you. On this episode Kevin introduces his co-hosts to Dutch extreme athlete and motivational speaker Wim Hof and breaks down his Wim Hof Method that focuses on deep breathing, meditation, and cold exposure to help find your inner power. Is this guy crazy or is he on to something? To find out, Kevin is committing himself to following the Wim Hof Method for the next six weeks after which he will report his findings. Let's hear it for hypothermia!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Toxic masculinity is a real thing and it permeates our pop culture, politics, social media, the workplace, and many other aspects of daily life. On this episode Greg leads a great conversation about how toxic masculinity affects our society, what we need to do about it, and what it really means to be a man. And he shows us all how emo he truly is. Not because of his sensitivity. But because of the beanie he's wearing indoors. In California. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is some amazing technology out there that we use every day but we rarely, if ever, think about the advancements in safety that came along with this technology that keeps us from maiming ourselves. On this episode John educates us on the past, present, and future of safety plus he reveals his secret for getting in the carpool lane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When the Washington Redskins finally changed their name most of us thought...how did it take this long? But it doesn't end there. The Cleveland Indians will have a new name for 2022 and there is increasing pressure on teams like the Atlanta Braves, Kansas City Chiefs, and Chicago Blackhawks. The issue is that many Native Americans don't want sports teams using their names and likenesses in cartoonish ways to promote their brands and sell apparel. Some say it's past time to make changes, others feel some are being overly sensitive. Join us as we tackle the mascot debate and laugh along as John tries to understand sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does it mean to be agnostic? Is it simply someone who doesn't believe in God but is too scared to admit it, ya know, just in case? Greg enlightens the crew on the subject of agnosticism. Is this episode blasphemous? Sure. But if there's a heaven and hell we're pretty much screwed anyway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cancel Culture has taken the world by storm. But is it just? Should we be working harder to educate those who are saying things that get themselves canceled so we can have a more understanding and more inclusive society? We give our thoughts on this and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When society as we know it collapses...will you be ready? We sure as hell won't be! On this episode we discuss survivalism and prepping. You'll learn the history, some tips, and what one item John would bring if he was on Naked and Afraid. Hint: it's not even remotely useful for survival. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you've listened to our show the one thing you undoubtedly don't want from the three of us is advice. After all, in our last episode about the stock market Kevin suggested people should invest in Netscape. But Greg decided to give the advice game a go anyway. On this episode we discuss the 7 year itch. Why do people get a wandering eye and how can couples prevent it? Greg has all the answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you have a lot of really basic questions about the stock market but don't want to ask anyone for fear that you'll sound stupid? You've come to the right place because we don't have any issues sounding like idiots. On this episode John attempts to teach Kevin and Greg how the stock market works. You know...with all the bonds, dividends, moneystuff, and what not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Essential oils are everywhere now. If you have an ailment, there's an oil for it. But are they real or are they simply useless products that are part of pyramid schemes? On this episode Kevin guides his cohorts in a discussion about essential oils and aromatherapy. And, as a bonus, you'll get a multi level marketing lesson from John and Greg. You're going to want to get in on the ground floor, we promise you that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stress can be really hard on us. Whether you're having trouble at work, dealing with problems at home, or having to do a podcast with two people who berate you on a regular basis our problems in life can cause physical, mental and emotional anguish. On this episode Greg talks about the history of a stress diagnosis and how best to cope. Apparently heavy drinking and large amounts of weed are not good ways to handle stress. Which was very disappointing to Kevin and John. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode we are joined by special guests Rhys and Jesse of the hilarious podcast Canadian Politics is Boring to discuss pharmaceuticals. We'll get into the good, the bad, and the ugly of legal drugs. Plus, Rhys talks about the joys of playing with a bucket of mercury when he was a kid. All I got to play with when I was little were Transformers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bullying is a real problem in this country. From middle school lugheads who call fellow classmates childish names and steal their lunch money to former presidents who call fellow politicians childish names and try to steal all the money, bullies are everywhere. On this episode Greg talks about the acts and ramifications of bullies and their victims. It's not a good life for either. There's no better place to learn about the effects of bullying than from three friends who constantly bully each other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Most people learn a lot in college. Like how we didn't give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. But aside from learning, college also provides many of our young people with something else: massive student loan debt. On this episode of HDI Kevin guides his cohorts along the perilous road of rising college costs and the debt kids amass trying to get an education. Plus, Greg reveals his thoughts on what a toga part means in his adult years. Hint: it's not something you'd want to attend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've been to a few bars in our day. And by few I mean thousands and thousands. On this episode John goes into the past and present of bars, taverns, pubs, speakeasies, gin joints, and watering holes. Grab a stool, order a cold one, and try not to make eye contact with the creepy dude in the corner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Owning a home is something most people strive for. We all deserve the chance to have our own piece of land, have a house we can customize however we want, and to be in crippling debt. This week Greg is the landlord as we discuss home ownership in the U.S. You better have his rent, or you're going to end up doing things you're not proud of. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of the more divisive topics in the United States, aside from the Taco Bell vs Del Taco debate, is gun control. On one hand you have people who want sensible gun laws and efforts to curb gun violence and mass shootings. And on the other hand you have people who believe any gun laws trample on their Constitutional rights. If you're a fan of HDI, you probably know how the three of us feel about it. But nonetheless we have a solid discussion and attempt to truly look at both sides of the coin. Plus, Greg and John write an REO Speewagon parody song. You're welcome, "Weird Al" Yankovic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feeling guilty about not giving enough to charity? Well, join along so John can make you feel worse! On this episode we discuss philanthropy and charity. We discuss the most giving people throughout history, how the system works and doesn't, and what needs to happen to ensure an equitable society. Plus, laugh along as Kevin tells the story of his snowboarding accident and hospital stay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On our first episode back from our short time on the IR Greg leads the charge in an enlightening, if not frustrating look at the English language. Why do we use the same words for different meanings? Why are there silent letters? Why can't John figure out how to use commas? Join along as we break it all down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We all occasionally read our horoscopes and have a good laugh, share with friends, or wonder what the hell it could possibly mean. But some take these things very seriously. On this episode we talk horoscopes and we dabble in astrology. We're pretty sure we're all astrologers now too. It doesn't seem very hard to get that title. Grab a crystal, invite your favorite high society neo-shaman over, and let's find out what your future holds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As marijuana becomes legal in more states and countries the debate about the legalization of all drugs continues to rage. So John set out to research and discuss one of his favorite things: weed! Join us as we talk about the history of cannabis, how it became illegal, and why Kevin is still hesitant to smoke out of a bong after an incident in high school. Spark up a J, order some Taco Bell, and enjoy along with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone wants to live their best life. But in today's tech-filled world of instant gratification and 24 hour accessibility, are we prone to constantly wondering if we could be living a better one? That's what Greg set out to discover. On this episode we're talking about FOMO, or, fear of missing out. Even as I was typing this I got a text message and stopped typing to check it. Was it important? No. But if I didn't check it I would have been consumed by the thought of what it could be. Is it an emergency? Is it a new Instagram like? Did Conan O'Brien finally lift the restraining order and accept my friend request? I would never have known. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are a growing number of "prophets" appearing in this country who claim to be messengers for God. Sometimes their predictions are right, like when one predicted the Chiefs would win the Super Bowl in 2020. Most times they're wrong, like when they proclaim that Donald Trump will win a second term, or that he's been anointed by God, or that he's not a complete piece of shit. Join along as as we talk about political prophecies, why the prophets are dangerous, and what happens when these so called prophets are wrong. Grab some sacramental wine and laugh along with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motivated by his desire to learn more about Valentine's Day, John leads the crew in a discussion about holidays from around the world and across history. You'll learn about the origins of holidays like Halloween, strange holiday traditions of yore that even include assault, and why John enjoys camping so much. (It's not just the fresh air he looks forward to.) Join us as we celebrate every holiday in about an hour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hangovers are no fun. Considering the nausea, headache, fatigue, and general malaise they cause you would think we would just abstain from alcohol. But do we? Hell no! We get right back on that horse. On this episode Greg teaches us all about the joy and wonder of hangovers. Grab some Advil, a little hair of the dog, and feel the pain along with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's be honest, most people are terrible drivers. Not us though. We're great drivers. Everyone else is the problem. But few things can get people more blind with rage than when someone wrongs them on the road. On this episode Kevin takes the crew for a ride as they discuss road rage. Get those middle fingers ready...because John isn't using his blinker.Instagram: historydefeatsitselfTwitter: @defeatsitselfFacebook Group: History Defeats Itself InteractiveEmail: historydefeatsitself@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are so excited to be joining The Sonar Network that Greg and John went and got Covid. But that didn't stop us from recording! Join us as John leads the crew in a discussion about propaganda and how it is used to tell us what to think. Because, let's face it, we humans are easily manipulated. Mask up and enjoy the conversation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We all yearn for the day when we can eat at restaurants without wearing Hazmat suits. But until then, come reminisce about it with us. On this episode Greg leads the way in a rousing discussion about dining out, restaurant experiences, and food. Plus John recounts an adorable story about stealing money from shitty teenagers. Pull up a chair and join us. Drinks are on Greg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is local news dying? The short answer is yes. The long answer is also yes. But there is still time to save it. On this episode of HDI Kevin rings in 2021 with a topic that threatens our democracy as we know it. Also John gets pretty drunk. Not intentionally...he's just a lightweight. Happy New Year, Mistorians! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the final episode in our series of episodes about things that make us uncomfortable Kevin reveals that he is not the biggest fan of heights. The crew discusses thrill seeking and adrenaline junkies in our most action packed episode yet! We recommend listening to this episode while free climbing or hang gliding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In part two of our series of episodes about things that make us uncomfortable John confirms what everyone already knew: he's afraid of very optimistic people. Join us as we explore the benefits of optimism, the advantages of a pessimistic outlook, and John's feeling that extremely optimistic people are dangerous. Give it a listen. Or don't. What does it matter anyway? Sigh... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before Kevin's baby came into the world to dominate his life the crew recorded a quick series of episodes to publish while Kevin is out of commission. The theme: things that make us uncomfortable. On the first of the series Greg leads us in a conversation about enochlophobia. We know what you're thinking...what the hell does that mean? It means he has a fear of crowds. Another thing we know you're thinking: that guy is afraid of everything. You are correct. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump did his best to destroy and pillage some of the most beautiful places in this country. Hopefully beginning in mid-January we can work to undo...well...pretty much everything he did in the past four years. On this episode John guides us through a discussion about national parks and federal land. We talk about Teddy Roosevelt, the massive efforts over the years to protect federal lands, and how one administration sought to destroy those efforts in record time. Also, Greg really, really likes Cool Ranch Doritos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How we view child discipline has certainly changed over generations. There was a time when physical and emotional abuse was the norm. At the time they called it tough love. Now we know it was child abuse and created emotionally crippled, angry humans. On this episode Greg leads the crew in a discussion about child discipline and how we are learning that treating kids like humans and with respect can lead to well adjusted, emotionally strong adults. Imagine that. Listen now or John will give you a taste of the back of his hand.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Getting older certainly has its negatives. But it doesn't have to be all bad. Look at Greg...he has a solid zest for life and he's like 100. (As you can see Greg doesn't write these.) On the next episode of HDI it's Kevin's turn to lead the crew and we have lots of fun talking about aging. And we promise to have you home by 7.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The idea of what a relationship is supposed to be is changing. And we couldn't be happier about it because the three of us can finally get that cabin in Vermont we've been talking about for years. On this episode of HDI John leads the crew and we're talking about polyamory. You'll laugh, you're learn a thing or two, and you may even end up going to your significant other with an "idea" about how to make your relationship more interesting. (Disclaimer: The hosts of HDI will not reimburse anyone for hotel fees or alimony payments.) Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some people bet on sports, others on the ponies, many love Las Vegas, and still others bet on how many slices of pepperoni a pizza will have when it arrives. Whatever your preferred game of chance one thing is for sure: humans love to bet on things. On the latest episode of HDI Greg takes us through the psychology of gambling. Money will be lost, relationships will be broken, and a man who placed a bet on Tiger Woods will give us a fit not seen since the days of Eric the Anal. Adducci! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why do we believe in superstitions? We know they're ridiculous. Logically we know that knocking on wood doesn't bring us luck. We know that walking under a ladder isn't going to lead to tragedy. (Well, unless the ladder falls on you while you're under it.) And deep down Greg knows that the order he puts his hockey gear on won't make him any better at the sport. But many of us succumb to these beliefs. On this episode Kevin leads the crew and we're talking superstitions. And we apologize for the appearance of Robot John in place of actual John. We assure you John feels shame for his technical snafu.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you have great hair...you flaunt it. No matter what age you are. On this episode of HDI the crew discusses hair. And Greg and John attack Kevin's sense of style. Which, if you've met them, is extremely ironic. Plus, we pose the question: if Hitler had worn the Tom Selleck...would Tom Selleck wear the Hitler since the Tom Selleck would be forever frowned upon? Think about it. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code HDI to get 20% off plus free shipping! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There was a time when "getting your bell rung" or "seeing stars" just meant you needed to shake the cobwebs, grab a smelling salt, and get back out there! Nowadays we know that head injuries are nothing to take lightly. On this episode Greg leads the crew in a discussion about concussions. It's a great conversation, although Greg doesn't remember that on account of all the concussions he's had. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code HDI to get 20% off plus free shipping! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Science denial is everywhere in our society from those who think COVID is a hoax to climate change deniers to people who don't believe hair helmets regrow hair (ahem..Kevin). On this episode the crew talks about how so many people are opting to mistrust scientists with huge brains and years of schooling, research, and training and instead put their faith in a President who looks like the fourth member of the Lollipop Guild. I mean...why not? Side note: John had some marijuana-induced technical issues with his sound file. So please forgive the slight dip in production quality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

War! Huh! Good God, y'all! What is it good for? Absolutely...lots if you're a power hungry, land grabbin' politician. On this episode John leads the crew in a discussion about American Wars. We talk history, you'll see if Kevin finally wins the Price is Right dining set, and we chat about Patrick Swayze. Because...Road House! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Birth control has been around for a lot longer than you might think. Humans have been trying to figure out how to enjoy sex without the worry of having a baby for thousands of years. On this episode of HDI Greg leads the way and educates us on the baby blocking methods that could have prevented any one of us from being here. Greg may have wished that Kevin and John's parents had used something 40-something years ago.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's painfully obvious to all that we live in a divided country. Our two party political system has become so contentious that people are picking sides, digging in, and flipping the bird to the other side. Is it hopeless? Can we figure out a way to come together? Perhaps it's time to admit the Union didn't work and that it's time to break up. On this episode the crew attempts to answer the question: would we be better off if the United States split up? Join us for a rousing discussion that might get us all deported.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot of people don't know that John was in the Blair Witch Project. He. Was. So. Scared! Wanna learn about witches, warlocks, and witchcraft? John is leading this episode and we're talking black magic. Spells will be cast and lingams may be steamed. Grab your broom and hold on tight...cuz this is gonna get weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Mormon faith is complicated and nuanced. And what better way to learn about it then from three liberal heathens? On this episode of HDI Greg teaches us about Mormonism. Can they really not drink alcohol? Spoiler alert: no, they can't. Clearly this is not the religion for us since Kevin drank a bottle of wine during the recording. Put on your favorite pair of magical underwear, crack a beer, and come be saved with us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ah, Spring. The snow is melting...birds are chirping...grass is growing...and the person sitting next to you on the bus has wads of Kleenex shoved up each nostril. Anyone who suffers from seasonal allergies knows that pain. On this episode of HDI we're talking about allergies, something Kevin knows all to well. We talk about hay fever, food allergies, and how John saved Greg's life once by administering Benadryl. (Spoiler alert: it wasn't orally.) Join us for our most congested episode yet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Humans have been interested in the end of the world for thousands of years. Whether it's a religious belief, a psychic premonition, or a science based prediction, many believe life on earth has an expiration date. On this episode of HDI John leads the crew in a rousing discussion about how it will all end. John thinks it's soon, Kevin thinks it's further out, and Greg doesn't care either way as long as he's the first to go. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The media has been in our lives in a variety of forms for generations. It informs, educates, and even helps catch bad guys. Yes the media has a checkered past and a history of being dishonest. (Sorry, Fox News, lying to the public is another thing you didn't invent.) But it's certainly done more good than bad. It's a vital tool to Democracy. Don't believe us? Just ask someone in North Korea. Or better yet, listen to the latest episode and let John convince you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On another special Covid-free quarantine episode Greg leads the crew in a chat about our furry friends. Not actual furries...social distancing prohibits furry gatherings. We're talking about dogs! Grab a treat and settle in for what we hope is a brief diversion from the current reality.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ah conspiracy theories...fodder for tabloids and wannabe journalists alike. They can be entertaining like people believing that the earth is flat and they can be deplorable like someone claiming a school shooting was faked in an attempt to take people's guns away. (Seriously...eat shit Alex Jones.) On this episode of HDI we're talking conspiracy theories, in all their bizarre glory. Amazingly though, we never talked about Elvis. But don't worry we definitely chat about Mel Gibson. Also the earth is hollow. You heard it here first! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An HDI Special Presentation: We're all trying to make the best out of having to stay home. Here at HDI we decided to do a virus-free, off schedule episode on what we all want to be doing right now...playing outside. Kevin leads the crew as we chat about how Americans aren't doing as much in the great outdoors as we used to. We'll chat about the benefits of spending time outside, the harms of a primarily indoor lifestyle, and also...has anyone else not actually seen the movie Grease or is Kevin alone on this one? Look for an Instagram poll later this week.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ah, the American Dream: our right to be born in the slums, work hard, and eventually become CEOs of multi-billion dollar companies that don't have to pay taxes. On the latest episode of HDI Kevin leads the crew in a talk about what drives us to achieve the greatest heights we can. And who actually has a legitimate shot at the American Dream. (Spoiler alert...it's white men.) Journey with us as we chat and light fancy cigars with hundos! Well, probably more like 20s. Actually it's singles. Honestly they're Swisher Sweets that someone left in Greg's car six years ago and we can't find a lighter. We're releasing this one a couple days early since everyone could use a laugh right now. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us for our first ever Swear Jar Episode! John leads the crew in a discussion about censorship. So what did we do? We censored ourselves. And we're using our profanity for good by donating to charity every time we swear. This episode is benefiting Child Help, a great non-profit that helps abused and neglected kids. You can help too! Head to our Campaign Page and make a pledge for each time we curse. (Don't worry, you can cap it.) Let's help some great kids get a second chance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No matter what your opinion is regarding the crisis at the border one thing we should all remember is that the United States of America was built by immigrants. It was a fundamental part of our growth. John leads the charge this week as we tackle one of the more hot button issues in our country today.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's talk about death, ba-by. Let's talk about you, and me. Okay that didn't really work. But we weren't lying...we're talking about the death penalty! Greg enlightens us all on the history and current status of capital punishment. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll learn never to say Mel Gibson's name three times in the mirror.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For their second episode, Kevin, John, and Greg tackle the topic of vaccinations. You'll learn about vaxers, anti-vaxers, and how much more annoying John is when he has whooping cough. The diagnosis is hilarity and the only cure is listening! That's stupid, I should change that. Eh...fuck it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

History Defeats Itself is a podcast that explores if we, as people, learn from our history or if we're doomed to forever repeat it.