An episode about an Elkwood election, an orange velour jumpsuit, and a man named Declan. PODCAST UPDATE: I’m going to take a break from uploading podcast episodes until 2021 (I’m thinking February/March). I’ve been working on another project for the past year and I want to give it my full attention for the next two months, and in doing so let the podcast recalibrate for a little bit - that’s the word I’m using recalibrate. And yes this means it may not come back in the same format, nothing is set in stone just yet, still brainstorming. I’ll be updating via https://www.instagram.com/heresmything_/ and my personal account https://www.instagram.com/johnroussosss/ I so appreciate your support!!!!

Hollywood might say that a cigarette after sex is the closest one can get to nirvana on earth. That when a metal bed frame, linen sheets, and rolled tobacco come together in a unique harmony, we are to use words like glamour, spelling it the o-u-r way. Follow the podcast! Instagram: instagram.com/heresmything_ Twitter: twitter.com/heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: instagram.com/johnroussosss Twitter: twitter.com/johnroussosss

The complex that is the buzz cut. How a neglect to shave and this type of hairstyle work so well together, I still don’t know. For this episode, I think out loud about it and shed light on the worst haircut I've ever gotten.  In other news, the podcast got its 100th rating on Apple Podcasts last week - thank you for the love and support!!!   Instagram: instagram.com/heresmything_ Twitter: twitter.com/heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: instagram.com/johnroussosss Twitter: twitter.com/johnroussosss

This week’s episode is about autumn and is brought together by the following themes: climate change, me defending Joe Buck, a pumpkin spice piece, and I use the word “chafing” once. Enjoy! Follow the podcast! Instagram: instagram.com/heresmything_ Twitter: twitter.com/heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: instagram.com/johnroussosss Twitter: twitter.com/johnroussosss

They’ll tell you that not having sex is the best form of birth control, to which I disagree. Unequivocally, the best form of birth control is getting barbed wire tattooed around your arm (not in the cool way though, this one refers to the less tasteful way - the way that comes with permanent farmers tans and road rage). A story about a relationship, drug dealing, cheating, and a class. Enjoy!!  Follow the podcast! Instagram: instagram.com/heresmything_ Twitter: twitter.com/heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: instagram.com/johnroussosss Twitter: twitter.com/johnroussosss

This episode touches on creative blocks, being sad, unmotivated, and buying a plant. Enjoy! Follow the podcast! Instagram: instagram.com/heresmything_ Twitter: twitter.com/heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: instagram.com/johnroussosss Twitter: twitter.com/johnroussosss

A story about an unusual couple.  You might say the chances of Mariah Carey marrying a single pistachio are greater than these two working out.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: instagram.com/heresmything_ Twitter: twitter.com/heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: instagram.com/johnroussosss Twitter: twitter.com/johnroussosss

Doing some reading from my diary this week. One of the entries isn’t actually an entry from my diary, but part of a satire piece I wrote titled, “A Vulnerable Diary Entry by Tucker Carlson”. These entries are from the past 9-months. Themes include, but aren't limited to pandemic dating, spilling beans on my bed, and springtime. Follow the podcast! Instagram: instagram.com/heresmything_ Twitter: twitter.com/heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: instagram.com/johnroussosss Twitter: twitter.com/johnroussosss Did this episode over a beat by Daringer, mixed for the podcast by https://www.instagram.com/ttttttrav/ https://twitter.com/ttttrav https://soundcloud.com/ttttrav

Qualified Immunity seems to be a lot like that streaming service Quibi in that a lot of people are aware of it, but not many know what it is. I talk about its background, a Reuter’s study, and reference Eric McCormick (co-star of Will & Grace). Follow the podcast! www.instagram.com/heresmything_ https://twitter.com/heresmything_ Follow me! https://www.instagram.com/johnroussosss/ https://twitter.com/johnroussosss Sources: https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-police-immunity-scotus/ https://chicagounbound.uchicago.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=13555&context=journal_articles https://pressley.house.gov/sites/pressley.house.gov/files/Ending%20Qualified%20Immunity%20Act%20One%20Pager.pdf https://www.lawfareblog.com/what-qualified-immunity-and-what-does-it-have-do-police-reform https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/ku-klux-act-passed-by-congress https://www.vox.com/2020/6/3/21277104/qualified-immunity-cops-constitution-shaniz-west-supreme-court https://supreme.findlaw.com/supreme-court-insights/pros-vs-cons-of-qualified-immunity--both-sides-of-debate.html#Arguments https://twitter.com/search?lang=en&q=litigate%20%20(from%3Anormative)&src=typed_query https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4ooadfu42E&t=180s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE9cNjCjPGM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGf2i22Ofjg&t=176s

To those new to Elkwood, welcome! The Elkwood Forum had something for everyone. The keyword: had. This story is about a mall before and after the boom of online shopping and a college graduate coming home in a less than optimistic economy. Please excuse my terrible southern accent. Follow the podcast! www.instagram.com/heresmything_ https://twitter.com/heresmything_ Follow me! https://www.instagram.com/johnroussosss/ https://twitter.com/johnroussosss

This week's installment talks about Steve Bannon and his history producing direct-to-DVD films, We Build The Wall, and I even read a haiku.  I post the video to the monologues to my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYHJzsY1nzTjrwJ3oxSKH0w?view_as=subscriber ^there's pictures and videos for these and if you watch closely enough you can see my pores dilate as I start to sweat (is that how it works?) Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

For this episode there is no current event piece, rather I overanalyze some of the nuances in moving home at 25 years old. Which, I suppose, is a current event piece in it’s own right. Enjoy! Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Here's my piece on USPS and I remind you about that aunt that writes you once a year, the one who you more remember through her hard-to-read penmanship than actual looks. After that, I tell a story of 3 men, jacked men, who reunited when their gym reopened. The video for The Mail will be up tomorrow! Here’s the YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYHJzsY1nzTjrwJ3oxSKH0w?view_as=subscriber Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This week's monologue is about The Washington Football Team name change. The name is temporary, but I like it as it is, I say they keep it. Then for the reading, it was laundry day, which means it was laundry day a couple of days prior. I talk about the lack of discipline in that regard, some of the traits my parents gifted me, chewing big red, and more. Enjoy! Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

What’s going on in Portland? I give some tips for the untrained federal officers on mass demonstrations (in Portland though, not sure if my tips apply to other cities). This week's story is about the time (last week) when I got off at exit 666 and the first thing I saw was a Dutch Bros coffee hut. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Florida set the record for daily COVID-19 cases, so Disney World opened. Then for chapter 2, we go to Elkwood for a story about the pandemic that they went through. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This episode is a different format than most. It starts with a current events piece, the topic: K-Pop Stans, what are they? How strong are they? Then we get a brief synopsis of the reading, and we get into the reading which is about people pumping your gas, and a specific gas attendant who never really spoke, but all of a sudden, during the pandemic, and without a mask, he became a comedian. Enjoy. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

For this episode, I'm joined by my friend Nathan DeVaughn, also known as DeVoCustoms. He is an artist in Portland, OR who has had his work worn by CJ McCollum, Jusuf Nurkic, among other athletes. He came on the podcast to talk about his journey as an artist and experience as a black man in the United States. DeVoCustoms: https://www.instagram.com/devocustoms/  https://twitter.com/devocustoms Claima Stories with Bimma: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/claima-stories-with-bimma/id1495113118 Here's My Thing: https://www.instagram.com/heresmything_/ https://twitter.com/heresmything_ 0:50 DeVoCustoms origin story 3:56 does his work crossover at Adidas 4:55 being at Adidas 5:18 Everyone Is Creative 7:33 making art for CJ McCollum and Jusuf Nurkic 12:42 working on clothing 13:50 where does he see himself in 5-years 16:17 not selling anything from his first collection 18:27 what did he learn from that experience 21:10 people who resonated with that experience 22:15 the story behind the Ahmaud Arbery, George Floyd, Breonna Taylor piece and why he chose to donate to Don’t Shoot Portland 28:27 his thoughts on Blackout Tuesday and social media 32:05 how should the social media narrative be pushed if we actually want to see legitimate change 33:43 how feels about the protests 36:32 his experience being a black man in Portland 40:57 unlearning and learning 44:14 being a black artist right now 47:06 Shout out Claima Stories

In 5th grade, my parents signed me up for cotillion. Here, hundreds of other 11-year olds and I learned the specific roles and disciplines of each utensil plate and glass. If I ever told my parents I enjoyed it, I can assure you that it was because I don’t like disappointing people. People would get denied because they came underdressed, I find a slight parallel with the people getting denied at grocery stores for not wearing masks.  @heresmything_ @johnroussosss

It's been a few weeks and the normal social media climate seems to be creeping back in. Not barging in or even knocking on the door, but pulling into the driveway and shining its lights through the front window.   #BlackLivesMatter @heresmything_ @johnroussosss 

It’s an interesting complex, as being around so many people brings on a sense of pseudo normalcy, yet the main reason that we’ve come together in masses is to stand up against one the most normal things this country knows. This episode is about the 4th day of the police brutality protests in Portland, OR.  #BlackLivesMatter Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Karen can't help but say things "karenly".  #BlackLivesMatter

A man wearing a Gucci t-shirt bumped into me at a street fair. He had a couple of burlap sacks of potatoes for pecs and a two locomotives that I guessed he called his legs.  

Books coming in the mail at random unannounced. Not sure from who. It's mysterious, provokes a little paranoia. Also been sanitizing everything, and in doing so, getting my money's worth on Clorox wipes. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I’d be better off hoping to wake up in time to see dew on the strip of dead grass outside our house than to expect a rainy afternoon in San Diego. When it did in fact rain, people canceled their plans, cars stopped driving, it became a talking point. But it also ixnayed normal dietary protocol, someone didn’t have to get Bar-Mitzvah’d or turn 5-0 for my mom to tear open a new bag of brown sugar and dose a couple drops of vanilla extract into a khaki-colored batter. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

An admiration, an envy for the lengthy frames of cross country runners and their community.  And I've taken an appreciation to running through Portland neighborhoods on late Saturday mornings for a certain reason. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

A priest, a student with a short attention span, and a test to a moral compass. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

A house isn't a home until you've been sick in it. This goes against the millennial desire of a semi-furnished studio apartment. One plant can't cure everything (maybe 2 or 3 or 4), other variables play into it. Comfort, space, family, love, posters. Been doing some live streams over on the Instagram account @heresmything_. Trivia, live readings, 10-minute drills too. Join us! Wednesdays and Sundays at 8pm. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I was googling celebrities wearing fedoras when I found a photo of Barack Obama wearing one. Not the cool photo where he was smoking the joint. This photo is better put as ill-advised. The way he wore it reminded me of how you wear fedoras before going into a photo booth. I’d never force my opinion on him, but if he asked what I thought, I’d say, “Mr. President, there’s a time and place, just not right now.”  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Dealing with boredom during quarantine, being easily amused, anxious thoughts.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

The first half of this episode is about a bowl of strawberries my mom prepared for me when I was 9. The second half of this episode is about grocery shopping during the pandemic.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Love at The Court is brought full-circle!  The thing about this story is that it takes place only as far back as a year and a half ago. So those close to me know that I haven’t dated anyone who looks like Dua Lipa. And if you follow me on social media you’re on the same page too because my feed would maybe be only portrait-mode photos of her. Or photos of her after we’d finish a hike, so blinded by love I’d caption the photo, “Beautiful, but I'm not talking about the view." But me dating Dua Lipa, is far from the point, there's more to it, enjoy!   Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This episode is part 1 of a 2 part installment, Love at The Court.  Part 1 sets the main stage: a food court. More than that, the general luncheon landscape from an old job downtown. There was an employee at a juice bar at the food court that looked like a Portland version of Dua Lipa, she gets introduced at the end of this episode.  

Because of some reoccurring blisters on my pinky finger, I’d recently been referred to a specific dermatologist who looked more like someone who would’ve made a killing as a stockbroker in the late 80s than a decorated academic. The appointment paperwork came with a twist.

My car got broken into this past week. Obviously that's not good, but after letting it sit, it's really podcast episode waiting to happen, a story to tell! Enjoy.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

The apartment that was too good to be true - I think. 

Buying weed when recreational dispensaries weren't a thing. You said the bud was how dank? And smoking for the first time, chasing something different than getting high.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

A time where generational gaps plagued social interaction. Thank goodness for Slack and a library of emojis.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I was on my way to the fitting room to take a snap chat when a customer stopped me and ask if we had any black skinny jeans, the caveat being that they had to have rips at the knees. What he did was no different than asking a server at Red Lobster if they sold Lobster, as ripped clothing is H&M’s forte. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I was getting milk tea at this new place in town with my friend Brae. A couple next to us took a boomerang of their drinks when he told me about some of the double entendres from Eminem’s latest album. Apparently with each time through he’d catch something new. A few tapioca balls settling in my mouth, “how many times have you listened to it?” “Eight”, he said Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

My younger cousins got me 10 packs of Trident gum for the holidays. I think my mom gave the tip because I never told them I got through a couple of packs a week. I enjoy gum, mainly chewed to keep my breath fresh, but also welcoming the nostalgia that comes with specific flavors.

The dining hall at my alma mater had 3 long communal tables in the middle. It was a Catholic school, but I don't think that had much to do with the naming of these tables, "Jesus Tables".   Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

If a job requires a cover letter I usually just recycle one originally written in 2015, subbing out the name of the company, maybe playing with a couple of the words.  This past week I was applying to a cupcake delivery job that required a cover letter. Instead of falling back into old habits, I wrote one from scratch and had some fun with it too. This is My Millennial Cover Letter.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Someone who, if I had to guess, was a student at Reed College got an everything bagel with cream cheese at a coffee shop I was at. They licked all the cream cheese off the bagel and didn't eat the bagel, but that really wasn't the most confusing part for me.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

My 8th-grade history teacher was remarkably boring. All it took was for her to throw around keywords like democracy or enlightenment and then I would blast off to another realm. A cause and effect no different than ending up in a 7/11 after puffing on a joint or waking up groggy after taking Nyquil.

With a top-knot for hairstyle, I walked into a restaurant looking for a job.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I feel like I've had a cold for the past 4-months. I went to the doctor's office to check it out and ended up learning a thing or two about the medical assistant taking my vitals. 

Obed Padilla is a talented, timeless musician from Oceanside, CA. We met up at his home studio and he told his story. His album Deyssler is available everywhere.  You can catch him @obedpadilla_ on Instagram and @obedpadilla on Twitter.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This installment is a collection of entries from some of my notebooks around the past year. Some of them are just a sentence, some are a couple of paragraphs, there's even have a poem in here. Some have dates and some don’t - the ones that don’t are usually the sentences that I randomly wrote on a page with no explanation. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I was aware that dogs and cats are allowed in my apartment building, but I had no idea thoroughbred horses are too.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I matched with someone on Bumble and they asked me what my ideal day was. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Leaders in the self-help space have officially exhausted the phrase: be in the moment, and now more often using: being present. It means the same thing, the only difference being the latter looks much better in cursive on a coffee mug. As far as I’m concerned, the over/under for a new moniker to get pushed by a group of influencers is 10 years. My prediction: be now, and I’m taking the under.   Songs used: Chicago Boy- Ari Lennox and Bitch I'm On- Guapdad 4000 Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Social, self-respect, relationships, goals.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Once Upon A Time this guy threw on a Stussy windbreaker. This is the beginning of a modern-day millennial love story.   Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Nordstrom smells like someone spilled white wine everywhere, and instead of addressing the spill with vinegar or some sort of cleaning solution, they just laced the entire building with perfume. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This is a story about a young man getting too meticulous when highlighting work experience on his résumé.  There's a Quasimoto (Klay Field) and Madlib (myself) vibe here that I didn't recognize until I was editing the episode.  At first, I was planning on getting someone to interview me, but not sure if I wanted a radio, reporter, or normal voice. I tried to manipulate my voice to be more feminine (I was going off a tutorial online). Instead, I got this Lord Quas-ish pitch, and very glad I did. "Yeah, so peep the steelo of how it go" Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I've been watching a lot of Curb Your Enthusiasm clips lately, oddly enough I walked into a deli the other day and sat in between what looked and felt like 4 Larry David cosplays. We enjoyed good conversation, I did most of the listening. Also had a good bagel while I was there too. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I think this is one of the more timeless episodes of the podcast.  Here's the original description: Electric scooters have seemed to assume the main transporting duties in Portland and I'm all about it - they are unbelievably fun. I was thinking about possibly getting into biking to work to help shed some lbs, but with these new scooters, I struggle to see that happening. Maybe I can trick my body into thinking I'm biking? Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

All he wanted to do was build rapport with his manager. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I have started watching the show Terrace House: Tokyo 2019-2020. It's fantastic. American reality TV has taught me that you need yelling, screaming, crying, fighting, dramatic cuts and zoom-ins, big personalities sex, yelling and screaming to make for intriguing television. But this Japanese program has shown me that reality TV doesn't need all of that.  This show is almost the exact opposite of the Jersey Shore, but I have now binged both with similar levels of excitement.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

You've seen DJ Khaled try to sell 11-year-olds them through SnapChat. Maybe even on the feet of a UNC recruit pregame at an AAU tournament. But most likely you have seen the Gucci version flexed by your favorite Instagram Influencer. Whatever the case, I have my own pair, and I love them.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

It's my favorite bagel out right now. And it's from Starbucks - which I'm struggling to come to terms with.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

A complaint filed to an apartment building. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

It just one of those days, ya know? Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This episode was formed around the theme of lockers in high school, but it dips into teen vaping, the star QB, Degrassi, and more.

This is the first ever episode with a schedule guest. A great guest at that! Nora Hernandez is the Showroom Manager at Roche Bobois Portland (a French retailer of high-end furniture). During our conversation, Nora sheds light on her favorite pieces, favorite piece of furniture growing up, inspiration, and more. Enjoy! Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Still under the weather and now I'm congested, so the sick/attractive voice is gone. With nothing to flaunt, I decided to re-upload an episode that I think is timely considering school is back in session. This episode is about getting donation calls from your alma mater.  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I'm under the weather. Sweaty and the whole sore throat deal. Now the sore throat means my voice is scratchy, and the scratchy voice is the sick voice, and the sick voice is also universally recognize as an attractive voice. As much as I want to flaunt that, it hurts to talk, so I decided to to go back to the episode about one of the most iconic beverages in history. Enjoy! Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I recently got a Google Home Mini. The more I use it the more I am reminded of the sex scene from the movie "Her". The song used towards the end is the same used during that scene, the song is by Arcade Fire called "Some Other Place".  Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I have begun cultivating my collection of bathroom literature.  As of now I'm bootstrapping it, as I don’t have a woven basket for the magazines and books you buy at Urban Outfitters to rest in. Follow the podcast! Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I bought 2 pairs of sunglasses the other day. I got 2 because I took a risk with one, the second being the back up if I can't pull off the 1st. The buy not as much impulsive as an investment in personal growth.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I've been thrift shopping since I got my drivers license. Each trip to a buffalo exchange or other store serving as a timely reminder for how my style has changed.    Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I was driving Lyft and picked up a familiar face. But he was different.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I've never been to the Grand Canyon, but I'd imagine the events and motives discussed in this episode are all too common during trips there. Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This episode is the 400th of the Here's My Thing podcast. With that, I think it's a perfect opportunity to do a YG episode, as his brand is "4Hunnid". YG is one of my favorite artists. Brilliant, pop culture icon, sex symbol, inspirational. All words that I would use to describe him. The episode is made up of compliments of YG, a fantasy that I have constructed about him, a short story about listening to his album Still Brazy, a breakdown of his song Who Shot Me, and my thoughts on being a "fan".  PSA: for the next 4 weeks, I'm only going to be uploading episodes on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask!  400 episodes. Wow. Thank you all for rocking with me! Until next time.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This is my favorite movie scene of all time. The more I watch it, the more subtle nuances unearth themselves.  As dark and twisted as the Joker is, his words during this scene are almost paternal, beautiful, and the most genuine words that the Batman hears all movie.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Everyone, in gearing up for episode 400 (released on Monday!) I have decided to reupload this installment again.  This one is a listener favorite, and the topic discussed is still one that I support. I hope you enjoy!  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I've bought airplane wifi, but I've also spent $11.50 on juice, purchased extra SuperLikes on Tinder, and paid $20 every 3-weeks, for 5-months for a buzzcut.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I don't actually read the New York Times, I just try to look like I read it.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This is the first ever episode of the Here's My Thing podcast where I'm not the only one talking. I was in the lobby of the Society Hotel and found a group of people doing what looked like shuffling cards. I thought it was interesting so I chatted with one of them alongside my friend, Jess. I hope you enjoy, I had a lot of fun putting it together.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Everyone! This episode is unscripted, basically addressing the new lids for to go cups at my local coffee shop, plans for the day, then potential direction for the podcast.  Thank you all for the support and love. I am very grateful!!  -John  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I think making rice on the stove top vs. in the rice cooker is an intimate experience. 

I stole 3 marbles in middle school because I heard kids in my class stole condoms from Rite Aid and I wanted in on a similar adrenaline rush. I didn't know what condoms looked like at the time, but I knew what marbles looked like. I thought about taking some in-house chopsticks home with me the other day. This triggered memories of my marble thievery.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I got a brown leather bag the other day. I like it a lot and honestly, I think I look good with it on. Some people have tried to get under my skin by calling it a purse, but I find it funny that they have no idea how big of a compliment that is. Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

The last of the three time capsules is quite possibly my personal favorite Monday Morning Commute. It's got peanut M&Ms, the PBR of Maine, a documentary, and a hipster on a boat.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This rerun takes us back to a very aggressive sales tactic and a very unknowledgeable buyer.  This is a fun one, enjoy!  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Everyone, I'm out of town (wedding in the Midwest) meaning I'm not in the studio that's in the studio apartment. For 7/25, 26, and 29 I've selected some of my favorites to upload during those days. We kick things off with a story about sharing an elevator with someone who vomited at an art museum. Enjoy!  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

The opening monologue is spoken over the song "Comment Allez Vous" by Blossom Dearie, and is my take on extremely firm handshakes.  The one I was referring to is something you'd find at networking events with over eager interns and conceited business professionals. The rest of the episode talks about the dying art of the handshake, and how I just recently had the best handshake of my life.  Enjoy!

Black Ice is the official car scent of the lifted Toyota Tacoma and Mazda-3 hatchback. I'd also guess the probable fragrance of Blink-182's tour bus. It's timeless.  

This episode is about a tattoo, but far deeper than that, it's about a relationship with an alley cat named Dustin.  The audio clip at the beginning is from the movie "Black Dynamite" - one of my favorites!   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Everyone, I elected to re-upload a classic today. The episode that I was planning on dropping wasn't ready so I decided not to force it - I really like the concept and want to work it out.  I'm going to throw the idea into a crockpot, turn it to simmer (maybe low), then readdress next week!  As always, thank you for rocking with me.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This episode talks about awkward interactions fueled by hypothetical hook ups with a large man, petite woman, and a douche. Deeper than that, this episode is about people engaging with each other without looking at their phones. 

A comparison between the Juul and the 1st-generation iPod Shuffle.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Someone went through another coffee punch card. This one in only 10 days (4 below my average). 

I used to think the terms "vegetarian" and "vegan" were condescending ways to describe the health of your colon. Chapter 1: Coming to terms Chapter 2: If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? Chapter 3: Plot twist Chapter 4: What's next?  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I want to be able to say, "I'm baching it", but I'm not quite there yet.  I'm in my twenties, single, I live alone and in an apartment, but I have no spoiled milk, no takeout Chinese food, or no half-eaten yogurt in my fridge. It seems to be a gradual learning curve. 

The Escalade, Ed Hardy Clothing, and a 5th grade crush. 

I'll admit it, the desire for these pants was influenced by Travis Scott.  However, I let that desire marinate in a crockpot for about a year,  only this past weekend pulling off the lid and confirming it was legit. I found myself in a dressing room at an H&M with the baggy, black cargo pants of my dreams.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Talking a new apartment and shower curtain selection. Enjoy! And let me know what you think of the intro - trying something new! Song: Blessed [Intro] - beatboxbandit  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

My thoughts on hiking.  I don't like it, but it hasn't always been this way. I use to like hiking, however in all fairness, I liked it due to the incentives that came with it.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Apparently she makes Portuguese Muffins and I can find her on Instagram? I'm all for ambiguity, but this was a bit much. 

Too easy to belittle. Besides the fact that there is no nutritional value, iceberg lettuce can't be found in the trendy juices that come in unlabeled cups from farmer's markets.  But I've got a soft spot for it. I think iceberg lettuce is the tricycle with flames on the wheels, to the 16-speed Trek that is the vegetable world. 

A story about gaining admission to a club without a ticket. Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

One word: kiosk.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This episode takes place at the gyn.  I was warming up before my workout when I came across this man.  He was sitting in on a stationary bike, lackadaisically moving his legs. He was magical.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

One of the longer episodes, this Monday Morning Commute ranks the Big 4 (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, and Carls Jr) by their hamburgers.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I got dinged $270 for "running a red light". $270. Two-hundred and seventy dollars. For $270 I don't want one blurry photo of me "running a red light" - for $270 I want 9 different photos from 9 different angles. I want this jaw-line to POP! Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Where some parents may give their kids tap water or gatorade, I'm going to give my kids San Pellegrino at their sporting events. I like that energy.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

So many roofs.  There are so many. But so few open themselves up for a rooftop deck. The pinnacle of social interaction. Not to mention, at higher elevations, the better the libations.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

PSA: It's okay to not like craft beer!!! If you don't like an IPA, you don't have to be ashamed. I'm all about an ice cold - it has to be ice cold - PBR. If we're talking Rolling Rock, it has to be in bottle, but still, I feel like that's saying something. Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss 

This entire episode was inspired by the movie "Ratatouille". This is my French fantasy.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This was my attempt at building an #InMyFeelingsChallenge. Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

There needs to be a limit on the amount of cream cheese applied to a bagel. It was out of hand when this was record and it is still out of hand.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This is the first ever episode of the Here's My Thing podcast. Only fitting that it's the first of the Select 12 that will be deployed from June 17th-July 2nd. Fair warning, the audio sounds like I talked into a spoon (it's not that great), this was pre-mic!   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I like a nice hotbox, but probably not the one you're thinking of. 

This one song takes me out of my room and into the back of a Wraith.

I went to my first laundromat the other day.  Coin laundry.  Here's how it went down.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

The fire, the then the most flattering/accurate stereotype, new mic.

From a poor experience to a tremendous experience. 12 years apart. This is the boba episode. 

People don't buy Cottage Cheese to eat it.  They buy it to slowly but surely push it to the back their fridge and NOT forget about it, but instead neglect it. 

These books looked like they were 300+ pages, but they were actually only 235-250, but they read like they were 125.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @john_aristotle Twitter: @johnroussosss

A story within a story. I've tried to do this episode multiple times but was never able to. It's weird I feel like I've done it though, but I may be thinking of my radio show in college. I think that's the case, and if so, this is then the officially recorded, remastered version. Enjoy!   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @john_aristotle Twitter: @johnroussosss

My moral compass was tested at the drive-thru of the hottest burger joint in town. 

The Tic Tac. Not a mint. Not a candy. Not something in between. I'm not sure what tic tacs are. The only sensible solution that I can come to is that they are meant to help build self-discipline, but again, I have no idea. 

15-minutes of an uninterrupted, magnificent, impromptu monologue that had absolutely no context to the class. It was one of the greatest academic moments of my 16+ years in formal education. 

A certain situation prompted that I firm the mechanics of a legitimate thumbs up. 

The KOMBUCHA episode! It's here. Topics discussed: lightning-struck kombucha, CBD, a farmers market.

A nice warm hand wash is equivalent to 1/4 of an orgasm. Everyone! If you'd like to follow the podcast: Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_  Facebook: @heresmythingpodcast

A vision spawned by way of a 10-second snapchat story from a lifestyle blogger.

An Iconic look.  My favorite body type for it?  A 43-year old man. The most important part is that there has to be a gray area as to where his obliques end and hips begin.

Imagine a reality where your bagel with butter from a coffee shop didn't come in a wax-paper sleeve with butter wrapped in tin foil and a plastic knife to boot. 

- 0:00 Intro  - 3:31 Meeting a world champion

There was a period of time where I wanted my parents to call me Ryan.  

I start off the episode with some Ira Glass-energy, prefacing the episode for some curse words. And yes, this is technically the first Here's My Thing episode that has a curse word. The word is "ass" so is it really a bad word? By societal structure I guess, but overall it's pretty soft, ya? I'm not sure. For this episode I explore people saying they got their ass kicked by their personal trainer.

A banana brought me back to 1998

This episode is impromptu. It was inspired by a delayed flight, a cell lot, and second-hand listening to "Car Talk".  Enjoy!

- 0:00 Intro - 1:46 It was hot - 3:07 Summer camps

One of the best afternoons in recent memory. Pizza, Walgreens, 5 acres of lawn.

A tunafish sandwich, a pretty lady, and a ring. 

I value mesh athletic shorts. I do.  I'm not sure why professional sports organizations exiled them in 2008, but all I know is that action has almost given these shorts vintage energy. 

We have self-lacing shoes, but not self-zipping pants. What am I missing?  How does that make sense? XYZ. Instagram: @heresmythings Twitter: @heresmythings

- 0:00 Intro  - 2:34 Epic Contest - 6:13 NBA player's brother eats steak cooked well-done  - 10:47 Best looking player in the NBA - 11:04 Yelling in a coffee shop

The only places you can get ice cream sundaes in 2019 are at McDonald's and your cousin's house. 

I love a tummy pillow. Where the classic pillow is Usain Bolt, the tummy pillow is Ashton Eaton. Very elite, does a lot of things well, but isn't necessarily the best in one specific area. 

A barbershop? Okay, I'll play along. 

The thing is we all know what I'm talking about. It is THE field trip. The most iconic academic excursion in modern day education. It's the DC trip - and you know it's THE trip to DC because the field trip attendees take a photo outside The White House and they're all wearing beige cargo shorts with Aéropostale t-shirts.  If they aren't wearing this, they aren't in 8th grade and they aren't on THE DC trip. 

0:00 Intro 1:45 I think I'm becoming an adult 

I love the concept of the Bloody Mary. It's the Inspector Gadget of beverages - and it is because of this versatility that the Bloody Mary has achieved universal levels of enjoyment.  Instagram: @heresmythings Twitter: @heresmythings

I'd rather book an appointment with a new dermatologist, than stretch my hammies, quads, and hip flexers for 15-minutes.  And just so we are clear, booking an appointment with any type of doctor doesn't take 2-minutes.  Try 25. Not to mention actually having the appointment may mean wait times of 6-weeks. 

"They say the truth shall come to the light, so everybody grab ya shades cuz ya boy that bright." -Jay Z - Damian Lillard. Dame hit one of the greatest shots I'd ever seen last night.  Had to do an episode about it. 

This episode isn't as much of an episode of the podcast as it is an elevator pitch... better yet, a 10-12 flights of stairs pitch. 

0:00 Intro 1:15 Why Monday is the beginning of the week 2:55 Picking up my prescriptions from Walgreens   7:45 The impulsive Snickers purchase at check out

I've always loved IKEA. I'm not totally sure why.  However, I have reason to believe that I think of it in such a good light because most of my dreams and fantasies take place in settings that are furnished by IKEA.  For this episode I talk about one of those settings. 

I had this fear, I feel kind of silly saying this now, but I had this fear of my parents walking in on me watching MTV. 

This is the first episode dedicated to the Honda CRV.  I need an installment of episodes to come close paying homage to such a fantastic car.

One of my most vivid memories from high school. Beautiful, brilliant, awkward, and cringe-worthy all at the same time. 

0:00 Intro 1:45 When people say "tag a friend" on Instagram 8:55 50 Shades of Grey reference 

I'm proud of how much I sweat, but I don't want to brag.  I have no room to do so.  I didn't earn this level of perspiration as I'm merely a trust fund baby, a trust fund baby of sweat.  This episode was fueled off emotion and simple reflection, but it was sparked via memories from recess in 3rd/4th grade where the roots and bottom area of my classmates and my hair would be wet from sweat, but the top layer dry. 

He walked in, I'm guessing maybe 6'2", tipping the scale around 215? Up top we're talking dad hat, dropping down it's a long sleeve collared t-shirt. Tucked in? Come on, of course. The belt was a brown leather, and the pants khakis - I want to say Columbia. But the kicker: he was wearing flip flops. I got a unobstructed view of his feet. They told a story. 

A sentimental episode about my roller-coaster of a relationship with a pair of jeans.

I feel like we've forgotten paper calendars. Left them somewhere in suburbia 10 years ago. And look I get it, iPhones, Androids, we've got calendar access on the go and on demand. So why do we need 12-paged, flip-over calendars? Let me ask you this: is there anything more aesthetically pleasing than a calendar with 31 Xs on it? A very, very diligently updated calendar? That's a tough one. 

0:00 Intro 1:14 No caffeine for 2-weeks 3:12 My #1 pet peeve

I graduated from my alma mater (I feel kind of cool saying that) almost a year ago.  And ya know it's the craziest thing, because not a single person has called me asking for money yet. Not once. Honestly, I think it's kind of selfish. 

For 75/80% of my bus ride home the other day, no one sat next to me.  It was the only seat left, but people elected to stand, instead of share space with me. I don't think I smelled (the Old Spice still doing it's thing), so I'm not really sure what the deal is? And it's crazy because I don't want to sound like I'm complaining that I got an entire row to myself on the bus... but at the same time... what's up? 

This episode has it all. First, we've got an intro that gives the metrics (total amount of episodes and total amount of downloads) from year one of the Here's My Thing podcast. Then it's story time.  I found myself low on Dentyne Ice, so I did what anyone would do - I went to re-up at the convenience store. Prior to checking out, the man in front of me (if I had to guess, I bet his name was Graham), was buying 3 very different types of items. It caught my eye. 

Never been to St. Louis, but I support the way they enjoy bagels. 

0:00 Intro  2:42 Buying a camera at Best Buy 7:34 1-year anniversaries 

Triggering your second wind, but in a controlled environment. Your Avatar-State. 

I don't get FOMO often, but I get FOMO from not taking advantage of when grainy, flash-heavy mirror pics were in.  Don't get me wrong I take a lot of mirror pics, but never in front of a toothpaste, snot, water, splattered mirror (the corners weathered from neglected bathroom fan use). Not once did I snap a flash heavy mirror pic with my enV Touch or even LG flip-phone. That doesn't sit well with me. 

In comparison to recent years, my 2018 tax refund is looking lovely. But how do I spend it though? Part of me wants to go nuts at Buffalo Exchange or drop a bag at Goodwill. I'm honestly very close to calling Din Tai Fung and booking a two-top, then spend some cash on dumplings and a couple of cocktails. Turbo Tax is great, but here's what I need from them: a formula. A formula that allows me to properly use my tax refund. 

People are filming babies, dogs, and I think cats getting slices of Kraft cheese tossed onto their face. It's taken off as a meme/video challenge. To be honest, I'm not surprised with the abnormally high participation with this social media craze, but I am shocked that so many people buy Kraft cheese.  

0:00 Intro  0:25 Bringing things full circle  7:12 Cupcake < Cake 

Been driving to work more. &nbsp;It's a lovely ride, but it's also $17 for parking, whereas taking the bus only deducts $5 from the bank account. &nbsp;I can't believe I'm saying this, but the $17 is almost worth it... bump some Quasimoto, drive over a bridge - that's a good combo.

I thought Russell Crowe starred in 300, but apparently it's Gerard Butler. &nbsp;Either way, great movie. First time I saw it was attempted via torrent. Torrent. When was the last time you heard that word? People who don't recognize the early days of the streaming struggles, you've got it easy. &nbsp; I feel like this episode is a formulaic rant. And for episode #300, I think that's how it should be. &nbsp;Enjoy! &nbsp;Thank you all for rocking with me.&nbsp;

I got three bloody noses in one day - seemed almost imperative to do an episode about it. Ended this one with a Rocky reference too.&nbsp;

We champion cheese platters, but neglect vats of queso. &nbsp;I don't think that's appropriate.&nbsp;

0:00 Intro 0:41 When I hear "300" this is what I think about&nbsp; 1:38 Thumbtacks &nbsp;&nbsp; 12:12 Picking up 78/80 thumbtacks

The sounds of the anxious beads of sweat leaving the foreheads of Instagram Influencers and then meeting the hardwood floors of some modern apartments in LA with Ikea layouts was loud an clear on March 13th, 2019. Instagram was down for 8-hours. &nbsp;

I'm thinking about implementing handkerchiefs into my accessory arsenal. But how often am I to wash them? Do I need perpetual congestion to make legitimate use of them? What if I completely disregard utility and only apply these kerchiefs as subtle attributes to otherwise mundane outfits?&nbsp;

I very much like sausage links. &nbsp;Can't say the same about the patties. To be honest, I don't think sausage patties are actually sausage - I think they are smaller hamburger patties that got neglected and pushed to the back of the freezer. &nbsp;I explore my potential teen-angst-energy towards these patties in the latter half of an episode.&nbsp;

Chip bags are too loud, here's what I'm proposing.&nbsp;

0:00 Intro 2:10 The answer to the question that no one asked 4:57 Expensive dinner 14:10 The bill

I live vicariously through Brad Pitt's rocking of this scarf in the movie World War Z. &nbsp;

Not business cards - me cards.&nbsp;

We live in an era where not jumping to contest a dunk is encouraged. That's pathetic. &nbsp;It is the softest thing in sports at the moment. I'm sick of it. &nbsp;Keep in mind, I stopped playing competitive basketball in 7th grade, and never actually was in a situation where I had to jump to stop a dunk, but I equate this similar to grounding out to short in baseball and not running the play out. &nbsp;At the same time, hypothetically, let's say the freight train that is LeBron James is storming at you, he cocks back his right arm and is about to pulverize the rim, but you ever-so valiantly leap up to stop the dunk and in doing so you get yammmmeeddddd on. &nbsp;Worst case is it's an and-1. Chances are you're leaving the arena with an extremely candid photo of you and the King. &nbsp;Sounds good to me. &nbsp;

it's a lifestyle beverage, it's not that good for you, it's vitamin water. &nbsp;accidentally bought some the other day, and i bought the 32 oz size. &nbsp;not sure why vitamin water (a lifestyle beverage) is being in that large of a quantity... doesn't make sense to me. &nbsp;i remember when vitamin water carried more clout too. &nbsp;back when 50 was an active brand ambassador for it. &nbsp;can't say it's nearly as relevant now.&nbsp;

0:00 Intro 1:30 &nbsp;Here's My Thing update 3:57 &nbsp;Gum in middle school = cocaine 11:30 &nbsp;Saturday school

Finally I set aside the time to talk about this commercial, but had to set the stage with a quick little story prefacing it prior. &nbsp;In my opinion, this is one of the greatest pieces of media from the past 50-years. Does part of that opinion come from a crush that I may have had (I did) on Beyoncé when I was 8? Oh, for sure. Nonetheless, this truly is a brilliant commercial, kudos Pepsi.&nbsp;

An inanimate object that really isn't too good, but one that I whole-heartedly support.&nbsp;

It's not the flavor of the fruit.

Debatably the sexiest photo on the internet.&nbsp;

0:00 Intro 0:31 Documentary&nbsp; 6:35 A ferry ride and a hipster

The proof isn't in the pudding, and it's not even in the porridge. &nbsp; The proof is actually in the word, "porridge" .

Not replying to texts, Manny Machado, a bandwagon GO PADRES!!!

A story about paying off a security guard.

0:00 Intro 0:21 Cardboard&nbsp; 4:21 Girl scout cookies&nbsp;

One of the best feelings in the world...&nbsp;

If you buy a skin-tight Under Armour undershirt, make sure it's skin-tight. If it's not, that's a problem.

It's either a Heineken commercial or a UEFA Champions League commercial. I can't find it anywhere. &nbsp;This is my description of it. &nbsp;

The year is 2019. &nbsp;It's weirder to not slide into someone's DMs, than it is to actually slide on into someone's DMS.

0:00 Intro&nbsp; 0:40 Snowpocalypse&nbsp; 9:00 Greek yogurt&nbsp;

A 31 year old man, an amber tint to his beard, walked into the elevator. The rest is history.&nbsp;

Wait... it is really, really good.&nbsp;

There I was, at the checkout counter of my local Shell gas station. In my left hand, 80mg of naturally occurring caffeine (yerba mate), and in my right, 36 inches of off-brand Laffy Taffy. &nbsp;Everyone, it was 8:00 PM on a Wednesday night.&nbsp;

I need some cheetah print sheets... maybe a silk shirt too.&nbsp;

Shortest episode yet (I think), but this was one of the longer ones in terms of recording time... but may have been the most fun to create! &nbsp;Enjoy!&nbsp;

Here's my takeaways and thoughts.&nbsp;

This is a story of the journey to an industry party. &nbsp;

Super Bowl Sunday. &nbsp;Recorded this while wearing a mud face mask.

I learned some valuable lessons during my 3-month stint at a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu gym. &nbsp;One of which applied recently in a quick intellectual sparring session that I had with a sales "guru" on LinkedIn. Not sure how many of these smokers I can have on a primarily professional platform. &nbsp;I suppose it's time I set up a burner account.

i changed my keyboard to a lowercase keyboard the other day. &nbsp;i feel that typing in lowercase gives a certain level of intensity and nonchalantness equivalent to that of the face of a calvin klein model.

One of the greatest shows of all time. &nbsp;I hope this helps bring a warm wave of nostalgia to the mid-90s babies.

Pesto, Emotional connections, The Land Before Time

0:00 Intro 0:42 Loch Ness Monster&nbsp; 2:08 Stuff that happened in 1934 2:32 Brunch x Dim Sum

Apparently a good night sleep is very important. &nbsp;I used to think saying you need "beauty sleep" was dramatic. &nbsp;Not anymore... sign me up.&nbsp;

I think this is how I have to solve the Rubik's cube. Going to block off a day to do it in ideally the near future. Will keep everyone updated!&nbsp;

This episode is about the sweaty dad hat as a genre, but the role of main character is given to my once navy blue (now more of an industrial gray) Padre hat.&nbsp;

Thought I'd give this ESPN+ a go. Was super into my setup when watching UFC Fight Night 143, decided to flow my feelings into the mic. &nbsp;UFC Commentator Jon Anik said something so great I had to put it in my notebook.

It's remarkable how such a tiny piece of wood in my mouth can make me feel so confident.&nbsp;

0:00 Intro 0:19 Keto update 4:14 Scones

We know that I know nothing about cars, which is why I need clarity. &nbsp;What does it mean to "work on a car". &nbsp;&nbsp;Can cleaning a car be working on a car? &nbsp;That seems so fake. &nbsp;I want to be able to take a wrench, look at an engine and know what to do.&nbsp;

In 3rd grade I had buck-teeth and learned cursive.&nbsp;

I remember slinging ranch sunflower seeds to my teammates at baseball practice. &nbsp;Such good memories. Bought a pack the other day... things were different.&nbsp;

I bought the top half of an Adidas track suit. &nbsp;I didn't know that was allowed....? I thought the bottom half and top half were package deals?&nbsp;

You went to a Jiffy Lube to get an oil change, but left with a wicked elevator pitch saying that your car is on it's way out. Here is how you defend against the upsell (from the perspective of someone who knows nothing about cars).

0:00 - Intro 1:06 - Keto update 7:42 - Eggs 17:57 - Bacon and condoms&nbsp; Enjoy!&nbsp;

Let me take you back to the first recreational soccer trophy that you ever "won" . I'll tell you this, the NFL needs new inspiration in terms of trophy design. &nbsp;I think the Lombardi trophy is absolutely pathetic. &nbsp;It's a sorry excuse for an epic league - don't get me started about the Larry O'Brien trophy, as it just copies the Lombardi trophy.

Fanny Packs no longer only dance around the waist of middle-aged triathletes, but now along the torsos of hypebeasts.&nbsp;

Everything that you can do on land, but in the middle of the ocean. &nbsp;Best hash browns that I've ever had were actually on a cruise. &nbsp;It was nuts, they were the size of chicken nuggets, little cumin on top, some Heinz ketchup and call it a day.&nbsp;

One word: kiosk.&nbsp;

I saw this man at the gym. &nbsp;This is what I think his life is like.&nbsp;

Everyone, I'm thinking about going on the Keto diet. Mainly to say "I'm entering Ketosis" and "I'm in Ketosis". &nbsp;I delve deeper into this only to then transition to Western movies. &nbsp;I hope y'all enjoy, happy Monday!&nbsp;

I think bleeping out cuss words actually hits with more malice than cuss words that aren't beeped out.&nbsp;

2019 is the first year, where 2010 doesn't feel like it was 2 years ago.&nbsp;

The cop out game of PE. &nbsp;For anyone under 30: we got off lucky not having to use classic, rubber dodgeballs.

When and why did they get discontinued from parties?&nbsp;

I believe there is a stereotype with people who join the gym on January 1st of the New Year - which is exactly why I joined the gym on December 27th.&nbsp;

This is the last episode of the Here's My Thing podcast for 2018. For this Monday Morning Commute we talk about the expectations set for New Year's Eve Celebrations and this new chair I bought. Happy New Year, enjoy!&nbsp;

There's too many.&nbsp;

There is a formula and it seems so simple, but at the same time so, so hard. &nbsp;I know it's gotta be remarkably relatable, and I know it can be in the form of a meme about air-pods, or a stick figure doing "the whip", but going viral on Twitter is ever-so elusive.&nbsp;

I was watching a lot of the USA channel when I was back home over the holidays. &nbsp;I couldn't help notice a large amount of cologne commercials being aired, and I'm not sure why. However, I can 100% tell you that cologne commercials are some of the weirdest bits of advertising out there.&nbsp;

I personally don't support the idea that menus display calories. Not sure why it's a thing really? And I don't think restaurants did this to themselves, but for some reason they have to do it. Did someone get sued? What am I missing?&nbsp;

A Rom-Com so brilliant that, for 2-hours, I forgot Liam Neeson was a part of the "Taken" series.

Not sure if this is known, but if you are a soccer team in North America, you don't have to name your pro soccer team after your city then follow it with "United" or "FC". On top of this, if you are in charge of choosing the name for your sporting franchise, there is no word bank of predatory animals that you have to choose from. Dance outside of the box, please.

The DMV is terrible. Absolutely terrible. With that being said, I had a weirdly positive experience my last trip. Overall it reminding me of the time sensitivity in returning textbooks in college. Enjoy!

One of the last things that I want to see on the island in my kitchen when I get home is a letter from AAA or Chase. If we are doing letters, let's limit them to: handwritten thank you, gratitude, and love letters. AAA and Chase if you want to get ahold of me, well I think you have my phone number? You for sure have my email. Honestly just FaceTime me.

The topic for this Monday Morning Commute is the classic real Christmas tree vs fake Christmas tree debate - and debate is a poor way to put it because it isn't much of a contest. The real tree is better, but at the same time, the fake tree beats the real tree to some spots. Let's talk about it.

I'm just not a hot chocolate guy. I get warm (more of an uncomfortable warm, kind of like you have a cold and are warming up indoors bundled up to the neck, not as much a warm laundry warm), rosy cheeks and nauseous - does that sound good to anyone?

I don't get the bad rap on Christmas shopping, or shopping in general really. I'm not talking about online shopping by the way. I'm talking about physical putting yourself in a store to buy someone you care about some random good.

I am not confrontational at all. I thoroughly enjoy it when 2 completely different people, with different viewpoints, get along. The other day I was listening to the Joe Rogan Experience and a man named Matt Brown was on. I knew who Matt Brown was, and to be honest, when I think of someone who does meditation, the last person I think of is Matt Brown, but my gosh Matt Brown surprised me. I supposed I like it that opposites attract.

There is no need to be scared of pickled vegetables. It's basically solid kombucha.

Veteran Moves in sports are nothing more than elite levels of situational and self-awareness. And I absolutely love it.

Finally found my new dentist. I always thought that dental facilities were supposed to be in generic, commercial real estate buildings in the suburbs - never thought I'd see a dental office in a downtown setting. I'm glad I did, as this office provided me with more than just a tremendous cleaning, but an epic view of Portland. It was odd, I felt that I was in a luxury movie theatre, but at the same time, I was having people take photos of my teeth.

The modern-day ugly duckling. I appreciate the glow up.

I'd take a prepackaged hard boiled egg from 7/11 over a prepackaged sandwich from basically anywhere.

I think I experienced a phenomenon the other day. Not sure, but I almost added someone I didn't really know on Facebook then I realized it's not 2009.

Forget taking down trees and hanging up lights. I am astonished by the lack of Santa-For-Hire Instagram pages out there. I'd like to think that if you are good at what you do, no reason you aren't bringing home $500 a weekend in December being Mr. Claus. Maybe I'm overestimating - the point being, no reason to hang lights from a sketchy ladder when you can post up in a comfy chair and take photos.

The peanut has little to no talent, but it is the most popular nut in the world.

90% of my eyebrows are in line, normal sideways growth directed towards the temple. However, 10% of my eyebrows for some reason feel the need to grow towards my forehead and I have literally no idea why. Not sure exactly where I went wrong. I'm not here to cry over spilled milk, but if someone knows how to tame my brows please let me know.

The original idea behind the Monday Morning Commute was to record longer episodes to keep people company during their commutes on Monday mornings. I feel that more often than not when you're in your car on Monday morning you're probably going to work or something like it. Come to think of it I don't think any of the 26 MMC episodes had anything to do with work-related stuff. So, for the 27th installment, I discuss networking and my recent experience at a work-related event. After that I quickly touch on free-stuff. Let's have a great day. Enjoy!

The originally celebrated, curiously strong mints, Altoids.

Is Chivalry dead? Depeneds what definiton we are going off.

I don't have a bed frame, and people seem to think that's very odd. There have been a lot of eyebrows being raised, and I'm not sure exactly why. If it's because I'm compromising my health, by all means, please step forward. Aside from that... not sure what's up?

An experience beyond that of the application of the mask.

There was someone, somewhere, at some time that decided that slurping was rude. Your only passes? The first few sips of coffee, tea, and soup. This makes no sense to me - slurping is simply efficient, and to be frank, complementary to the chef.

Who inflates their prices the most? 1) Sporting arenas 2) Airports 3) Movie theaters

I bought a Peyton Manning jersey the other day. A Reebok sponsored blue Peyton Manning #18 Colts jersey. I'm elated. Been thinking about making this purchase for a long time now. The market? eBay.

The hottest deals, but at what cost? Is there a better way to do it?

I couldn't help but draw parallels between Thanksgiving dinner and Creed 2.

Bought a Greek Philly Cheesesteak the other day - basically a Philly Cheesesteak with feta on top. As I was paying I noticed some baklava in an elevated pie case by the register. This opened up a few questions for me.

Raisins are in a bad spot. That's all I'm going to say.

A Thanksgiving special. Consumption strategies at the dinner table and turkey isn't that good.

Once an innovative breakthrough, now an item with value that has depreciated faster than a Rolls Royce.

Everyone, episode 200! Thank you all for rocking with me!! For this episode, I talk about the Fanta that I had at the airport. I couldn't help but connect my orange beverage to lean - I break that down a bit.

The keyboard clicks loudly, but the pen not so much.

Cocktail parties: high level networking with dire economic and political consequences.

I say "A Christmas Music Episode" because there will probably be more. I just wanted to address when it is appropriate to start listening to Xmas music and that Xmas music is unbelievably average, but pushes the perfect emotional button.

I woke up the other day and immediately hopped on Instagram for 1 hour. It's totally legal, but I don't think that's okay. The iPhone is great, but once I silence the alarm I've got the world of app enjoyment at my fingertips, sometimes that's tough to turn down at 8:00 AM.

I figured once I transitioned to college, that was the worst shape I was going to be in ever. All the beer and junk food, I mean it just makes sense that cardio would go downhill from there. What I didn't know was that it would just get worse after college. From this, I break down the effects of having a lot of fried chicken before a soccer game (I got nauseous). I also break down the game of pool, the dynamics, the etiquette, but most importantly, pool table felt. For me, pool table felt might be the sexiest material out there. I'd like a jacket made out of it. Happy Monday, enjoy!

I was buying deodorant the other day and when I walked out of the store, I saw something odd out of the corner of my eye. To my surprise, it was one of those late 90s early 2000s vibrating cars that kids would ride. I hadn't seen one of those in ages. Is it like the fairly odd parents where they disappear when you hit a certain age? Why are they not as common anymore? What am I missing?

The shin guard dynamic changes over the course of each player's career. It starts attached to ankle guards, but much like a rocket into space, certain components break off until you're ultimately left with a small piece of equipment. I'm going shin guard shopping for the first time in a long time and can't help but breakdown this topic.

Apparently when you sign a contract to play professional sports, within the lines of that contract, there is always a sentence that says you get hte toiletry bag of your choice.

Youth, infatuation, destruction, despair, coincidental, Smirnoff, the state fair and an iPhone

Self-discipline being tested a lot right now. To be honest, I am not passing with flying colors - I am caving, emphatically. But can you blame me though?

I had undoubtedly the best-grilled cheese of my life the other day - that's not saying much, I don't have grilled cheeses that often. With that being said, while I was eating it I had a realization, a revelation if you will.

I got a buzz cut for the first time in 7-years and I take a moment to address the "hot guy voice" also known as morning voice or the getting-over-a-cold voice. Enjoy!

I blasted myself with fake tattoos and they came back to bite me in a very cringe way.

The pursuit of perfection? I am not sure if it is that as much as it is literally timeless authenticity. The brilliance? Well, it's in the simplicity.

I was talking with a colleague about these shoes he was wearing. Not once didn't I search them on the internet, but I was talking about them with another human being and I ended up getting an FB ad about these very shoes. It would be all too easy to break my computer and phone only to go rogue, but I see an opportunity here. By opportunity I mean digital age arbitrage.

I was on LinkedIn the other day. Read a few good articles. Congratulated some people. And then I noticed something. All LinkedIn statuses are in the same format... Not sure why this is. What am I missing? #productivity.

Clout is when you can get me to buy something I don't want.

I'm just going to say it: all red wine tastes the same. The main difference is some are more confrontational with the taste buds than others. Also, sponges are disgusting. I love the idea of them, however, I just can't help but believe that they are a hotel for bacteria. Every time I'm around a sponge that is over a day old my allergies act up, regardless of whether or not I'm taking my Zyrtec. Enjoy!

The subtle brilliance that comes from putting 5 books on a piece of wood is incredible. Look, if you're not occupying that space, what are you doing? That's precious real estate.

But actually though... why is this a thing?

After watching the heated exchanged between the Lakers and Rockets, I couldn't help but draw a connection to the infamous "Malice At The Palace." *I was off in terms of what I thought they got fined then and what JR Smith is potentially going to get fined now*

For the 21st installment of THE Monday Morning Commute, I express my thoughts about allergies, then set the stage for bowling shoes which ultimately finds it's way into velcro. Let's have a tremendous day everyone. Enjoy!

Hopped in a Lyft at 4:30 AM to go to the airport last week. The mood was there, my luggage fit in the trunk (the car was a Yaris so that was a win), the driver was kind. However, she played a stand-up comedy routine at 4:30 in the morning - the volume was way up. It threw off an otherwise beautiful moment and from there I wasn't sure if this was appropriate or if I should've taken action.

The optimal amount of luxury.

I firmly believe that vegan desserts shouldn't be a thing, however, I caved against that belief the other day. Not to exaggerate or blow things out of proportion, but I very well may have had a cookie that has now graced my top 10 list.

How essential are essential oils? In all honesty, I don't fully know what an essential oil is or what it does. I think it's an oil that's essential...? Apparently, olive oil isn't an essential oil, which makes no sense to me at all. The only "essential oils" that I know of are lavender and tea tree - both a little overrate in my opinion. There has to be more, ya? Enjoy!

Econ 101, class is in session. Are fruit snacks actually good, or are they good because we have them in such small quantities? What about caviar? You're telling me people actually like caviar...? Let's make caviar $5 a tub and see if anyone actually buys it.

The original plan for this episode was to talk about sweatbands and playlists, but on my way to record this episode, I ripped my pants getting into my car. So the first half of this episode is pretty much raw emotion towards what happened. After that, I talk about how I can't make a good playlist at all. Never have been able to curate a list that flows properly... and I don't think I am being too hard on myself either. Have a great day. Enjoy!

I don't think Dippin' Dots are good, I think they are fun. There is a difference. What happened to them? I think you can only get them at stadiums now... is that just me or does anyone else notice that?

There is a direct correlation between how many U-turns you make, and how happy you are with your car. U-turns provide G-Force, but controlled G-force at that. I think we associate U-turns with making a mistake because we usually make a U-turn after we missed a turn. Let's not compound that error and contaminate the punch that is the "Uey".

50% of broken arms in 1st-4th grade came from playing on the monkey bars.

Got called "Honey" by a stranger and it felt good. The best part about it was that I don't think she was thinking about it when she said it. Like it was a part of her normal rotation of words and was one of the lucky ones that got to hear it. It's becoming more and more apparent that subtle compliments can be great joys in life. Also, let's just get it straight that tickling is terrible. It isn't fun. It doesn't feel good. It's uncomfortable and annoying. Hey, let's have a tremendous week. Enjoy!

Why are all dress socks mid-leg? Why don't we have ankle exposing dress socks? Because we might get blisters? Let's pad up the socks then. Why are dress socks always that thin, slick material? Am I inferior if I wear lower leg Nike Drift socks with my suit?

Attended my first ever WWE event on Tuesday. Placed my thoughts, feelings, and takeaways into a crockpot, set the heat to low, went out and about for the day, came home around 6:00, turned the crock pot off, opened the lid and this is what came out.

I know that there is going to be a moment in my life, where I am going to need a pair of cowboy boots. It's a gut feeling really. I don't want to get to this moment, look into my closet, and see everything but a pair of cowboy boots - it's imperative that I take action. But how do I go about this? I think it starts with a trip to some sort of western boutique, and for authenticity purposes let's start it in Texas? I believe the saying goes: failing to prepare is preparing to fail.

The answer is in any drama on CBS, ABC, TNT, TBS, and/or NBC.

Apparently, the only way to drink anything nowadays is through a mason jar. How did this come to be? I am assuming a picture on Tumblr blew it up, but that may just be me.

For this episode of the Monday Morning Commute, I quickly discuss my Red Lobster experience only to transition to the most indulgent weekend of my life. We then dive into the meat of the podcast... Candy corn is terrible, but we need it. Happy Monday, enjoy!

Have goodbyes on the phone become awkward? Or scripted? or force? I think all of the above.

Do you advertise on bus benches to actually help grow your business? Or do you advertise on bus benches, to say that you advertise on bus benches?

I'm going to the Red Lobster for the first time in my life. Honestly, I genuinely don't really know what to expect. Very, very excited.

Has anyone ever been inside city hall? I don't think I have ever seen the inside of city hall. Movies have taught me that city halls are big deals, but that hasn't been the case for me. It is such an intriguing topic. City Hall. It's got a great ring to it. City Hall. Say it real quick. Focus on the fluctuation of your voice as you deepen it at the word "Hall". Enjoy!

The 8th Wonder of the World. Tin Foil plays by it's own set of rules.

I would like it if we could somehow make the summer-to-fall transition abrupt - go from 80 and sunny to 55 and nippy - instead of this gradual shift into place. Pumpkin spiced lattes (PSL) are overrated, pumpkin cookies are absolutely fantastic, pumpkins are amazing in their own right. Sorta in that order, actually. Enjoy!

I found myself alone in a sauna with a lawyer and someone covered head-to-toe in tattoos. If I didn't know any better, I was on set of a Wes Anderson film.

The energy the other night wasn't too good. Laying in my room, I looked around. Pile of clothes begging to be folded, my bed very much uninviting - things were off. I threw in the headphones, queued up P-Lo, and made my way to the gas station. From there, 24 ounces of Modelo and Flamas chips all went on the card. After that, I watched a drama with my housemate and enjoyed the evening. Proper, energy was restored. Does this need to need to buy things to restore energy? No, of course not. Spontaneity, well that may help.

A mellow (I'd like to think melodic) rant about printers. Don't know how much longer they will be around, but I appreciate them. There was a time where the amount of revenue your company brought in was directly related to the size of your printer. Think about that.

If you dont know, now you do.

I never knew that The Vitamin Shoppe existed. I always thought that it assumed retail space when renters were looking for actual tenants. Turns out it is actually real, as I found myself in one looking for some MCT Oil that I am going to use to make bulletproof coffee. It doesn't end here, because apparently "shoppe" is a fancier, more aristocratic version of "shop" and after sniffing around The Vitamin Shoppe, I am starting to question as to why they choose to use "shoppe" in their title.

We have some roses at my house, I think 12 of them. They died a few days ago. The head, the bud of the rose, dipped downward, all of them in the same direction. It was cool! The color of the petals, well they had this rich, luscious, dark red, much a merlot in the middle, but the outside was still graced by the lighter, more lively red that they once were. I started smiling seeing these roses, literally, I was captivated by the beauty in them. I think dead roses might be more beautiful than alive roses... or at least, still beautiful so let's not throw them away as soon as they wilt. I feel like I'm neglecting some sort of literary device, but at the same time beauty peeks out in places we may overlook... which actually might be a literary device in it's own right... so... well here we are. Enjoy!

It had to be done. I went to the Big 4 of American fast food burger joints, tried each of their basic hamburgers, and then ranked them. Enjoy!

There is a lack of appreciation for umbrellas. In PDX it seems that you are looked down on if you use an umbrella - I can't get behind that. Umbrellas keep me dry and prevent me from putting on a hood which usually messes up my hair. Let it be noted that I am currently looking for an umbrella with a brown handle and black top... willing to spend $30.

Articles on how to be productive are all the same. It's the same steps just shuffled around. Yet, I love to read them. I don't really apply any of the principles, but I feel super good about myself after each read. It's a very interesting concept, especially when you consider that reading these articles isn't actually that productive at all. Ya?

There are 3 types of fireplaces. The ones that burn wood, the ones with fake wood and MacBook pros that show youtube videos of fireplaces. They are all different, but they all share a common trait: each fireplace provides a platform (the only platform) to use the word cackle.

I want to have callused hands without having to do manuel labor. Is there a cream for that?

Not a chair, not a sofa, but something in between... a loveseat. Spacious for one and it promotes cuddling. Questionably always worked in, but undeniably comfortable. Loveseats are fantastic.

I love Genius. They bridge the gap between lyrical confusion and lyrical clarity. To put it bluntly, I very much appreciate that. The question now is, how do I get them to interpret my podcast?

Wifi went out this weekend, went back to the same coffee shop 3 times before 12:00 PM, I give my take on why the BLT is very average, and I question whether or not a protein shake is a protein shake if the metal ball/whisk isn't in your bottle. Enjoy!

Fake Instagram accounts. Do you have one? I feel that the ability to upload a random video of you acting out a scene from a show on the Lifetime channel and only allowing a few people to view it whenever they want is a power that not many utilize. Unregulated, pulpy content, that needs to be looked at... by a select few.

This NFL season is remarkably uncompelling. Post as many videos of LBJ dancing or photos of Aaron Rodgers in a Canadian Tuxedo, I don't care, it's not going to make me buy into it anymore. I can't believe I'm saying this. Please prove me wrong.

I've neglected corduroy for a majority of my life... not sure why. I think corduroy is the elite fabric of fall, the dominant one in winter, and then it gets a little old in the spring. In this episode, I talk about a certain photoshoot at Walmart, better yet the outfit I wore. Happy Friday!

I think I'm going to invest in a briefcase. I gave away my tote bag and am having issues with my Columbia backpack and my need of somesort of bag is becoming apparent. Walking down the streets of Portland, OR with a leather briefcase - you know the clamps are metal - is something that seems necessary at this stage in my life. Enjoy!

Is there a correct way to tell someone that they have food in between their teeth? Better yet, how do you do it? I break this down to the best of my abilities along with the variables that come with it.

Everyone, in this episode I take a quick tangent and guess how many total pounds of sweat I lost over the summer, reflect on my tolerance break from coffee, then I explain my stance on why the diagonal cut sandwich is superior to the horizontal. Also is the BLT actually good? I'll tackle this topic later this week. Enjoy!

Bit of a mishap at the barbershop yesterday. Was going for a 1940s haircut style, but got more of a Macklemore haircut. I know what you're thinking, aren't they the same thing? Not really, I've already had my Macklemore haircut phase, and I'm now in my 1940s haircut phase - they are different. There are some people who can rock any hairstyle that sits on their head with the utmost steez and confidence. Quite frankly I respect that. I'm just no one of those people. I want to emphasize that it wasn't the barber's fault, but it was mine for not clarifying what look I was going for. I'll probably run the haircut session back in 3-weeks.

There has never been a more clear-cut path to employment than becoming an NFL Kicker. The job itself is very, very challenging, but in terms of knowing what you have to do to get there it is pretty obvious. I break down the simple step-by-step process to becoming one of the 32 Kickers in the NFL

Brownie Batter is fantastic. It is caviar but at the same time is a cheap dessert. Brownie Batter plays the game very well. Plays hard to get to such an elite level, that it could get away with sending a lowercase "k" and I wouldn't be mad. It hits me with scarce amounts each time I have some, but I'm never underwhelmed and I always want more. Brownie Batter is elite beyond words.

Would you rather own a granite-top island in your kitchen, or your own actual island in the middle of the ocean? Seems pretty simple to me.

Chewy yet fluffy. Decadent and Lavish. Gnocchi. I think I just had Gnocchi for the first time. Why aren't we pushing Gnocchi more? It's fantastic. Is because it's not healthy? Is that the reason we don't promote Gnocchi? I hope not - it's called indulgence.

Can't remember the last time I rang a doorbell. I forgot to take out my neighbor's trash while they were gone and got an aggressive knocking on my door when they got back from Spain. It really threw me off guard. If you're the door just text me.

If you are a parent with a smartphone and have a child under 5 years old. I'm pretty sure somewhere in the fine print of your cellphone contract reads, "you are responsible for 14% of your child's social media content when they are of age." I don't know one parent who doesn't have 1000+ photos of their kid on their phone - AND THAT'S NOT A BAD THING. I just hope that the kids have access to these photos when they hop on the Gram, allowing for seamless posting of #TBT Pics.

The room is complete! I got the command strips and succulent. I witnessed the beginning of a war last Thursday... a burger war that is. A popping new burger joint opened up across from a Burger King - it set the stage for Good Burger 2.0. Also, when does small talk become normal talk, and when does normal talk become deep talk? I think I have the answer. Enjoy the episode, happy Monday!

Do you transport laundry fresh out the dryer in the same hamper that brought dirty clothes to the laundry room 2 hours prior? Why isn't this address more often?

The word "percolate" isn't used as much as it should be. It's a great word in my opinon. It's the modern day, "Chew it over with Twix," but with less caloires.

Is everything microwave-safe now? If not, when will everything be? I feel like the question "is it microwave-safe" is the 2005 version of "is it vegan". I still think this question deserves a little more attention than it gets, but I'm also the guy who openly admits he doesn't like IPAs.

I found the one. I found the hair product that I very well may spend the rest of my life with. I break down my entire hair product relationship history over the last 3-minutes of the episode. Enjoy!

I was on my flight home the other day and the women next to me pulled out a Jamba Juice smoothie from her tote bag. Not sure how she kept it in her tote bag without spilling, but why she was ripping a Jamba Juice smoothie at 8:45 PM I don't know. Wait... is Jamba Juice still a thing?

Trader Joe's is amazing. Cheap, good vibes, for some reason always a little colder than most grocery stores (I'm not complaining) - I'm about it. I now live somewhat close to one and plan to transfer all of my grocery shopping lists over to them very soon. I can thoroughly enjoy Trader Joe's all I want, but I had folding laundry - currently looking for ways out of doing it. Happy Monday!

Popped into a conveyor belt sushi place and had a great casual conversation with an elderly woman and her daughter. I think it's safe to say when it comes down to average sushi, in my book, conveyor belt style is the way to go - and if you include great convo with strangers, there is no doubt it is THE way to go.

Fantasy Football scoring doesn't account for a very key aspect in the game. Let me expose one of America's past times really quick.

Electric scooters have seemed to assumed the main transporting duties in Portland and I'm all about it - they are unbelievably fun. I was thinking about possibly getting into biking to work to help shed some lbs, but with these new scooters, I struggle to see that happening. Maybe I can trick my body into thinking I'm biking?

I got caught rolling through a red light a few weeks back. My ticket? $270. I always assumed that tickets went back to rebuilding or building up infastructure or something like that, but after this red light citatation it's blaintantly obvious that a portion of each ticket is actually a fee for the photogrpaher perched up on street lights taking photos of traffic law violators.

This is what goes through my head when I think about designing my new room. I've been aiming to make my room as chic as possible for the last two years and haven't quite hit the mark by any stretch of the term. The thing is, I love the thought of designing my room - like I assume I have interior design skills when in all honesty, I don't know what interior design really is . I feel confident with my current blueprints, but with that being said, can I bring these blueprints to real life? We will see.

This week’s Monday Morning Commute podcast: - Should I join a gym? - When is it the right time to tell your kid Santa isn’t real? Touchy subjects, I know... enjoy!

One of the most consistent items in today's world. Unquestionably flavorful, questionably structured. Let's not bash on the producer for the poor construction of this bar, but instead, take the blame as the users for choosing to eat these crumb-prone bars on the couch.

I find it mind boggling that people who fly on commercial aircrafts and sit in economy, feel the need to sit at the front of the economy section. Why? That makes no sense. During this podcast, I explain why the back of the plane is absolutely fantastic. It will change the way you look at seating on planes.

This is a "prant" (a pleased rant) about Venmo. Special shout out to Elliot, Jake, Nori, and Scott for their thoughtful Venmos earlier this month. Everyone, I used to only think that Venmo was a one-trick pony. I used to think that it was just was just a fantastic way to pay someone back - which it is - but oh my is it much, much more.

The "pancakes vs waffles" debate is one that doesn't garner that much attention for some reason. I am not sure why, as it truly brings a fantastic platform to engage in verbal warfare over a load of calories. I give my take. Here's a hint and ultimately my thing: Pancakes > Waffles.

I used to think that if you had bad penmanship you weren't smart. That all changed in 5th grade when I was graced by the presence of a kid who held a pen like he held a football, but slayed every single test. As long as it's legible, we are good.

Boom double digits for the Monday Morning Commute! This week I talk about: 1) Poor vegetable management on my end 2) Frozen pizza 3) 30 lbs weight gain 4) Questionable first impression with my new doctor 5) When does summer end?

Fundraisers are fantastic. In my head when I hear fundraiser I actually hear "fun-da-raiser" - which is pretty fun in its own right. Nonetheless, there seems to be this weird rule where most fundraisers have to be down by way of car wash...? I don't know why this is a thing, not sure where this rule came from, but why don't we mix things up? How about instead of car washes, we do back rubs? Who is gonna say no to raising funds when they are getting backrubs?

Tried to enter Google Chrome to search up something random, but I accidentally clicked Microsoft Excel. I then waited for Excel to load (a long time), only to close it and then enter Google Chrome. It through off my whole process - I think I forgot the random thing I was going to search. It urked me so much I started this episode right after the incident.

I used to think that denim was only meant to be worn from the waist down, but then I moved to Portland, OR. I now own 1 jean jacket with 3 patches on it and I couldn't be happier with it. This is a huge step for me.

I think it's great that we are reducing straw usage, but let's not forget that they were a revolutionary invention. With that, let's give true credit to the man who made it happen.

I always thought that the skills behind a Weber BBQ came once you had a couple of kids or put a down payment on a house. I can confidently say that's not the case. It takes legitimate practice and a dedication to the craft to be nice behind those coarse grill grates. I'm going to strive to be considered a legitimate candidate for the person who is responsible for the ribs at neighborhood potlucks, but when it all comes down to it, as long as I am getting somewhat consistent reps on my own Weber, that's fine with me.

I break down the real hero of the Incredibles and then I jump into a pizza/cheese wormhole, ultimately coming back with some pro tips and revelations. Happy Monday!

I love the show Survivor, but it needs some updating. What if instead of average people being on it, we had Instagram Influencers on...? Boom- every 11-year-old who follows Jake and Logan Paul would be tuning in. Here's the catch: when you get voted off, you don't have to leave, you get your social media accounts deleted instead. Such drama!

Big dangers in today's world are cybersecurity and having to guard an elite ball handler in isolation with someone filming. Back in the 20s-30s, all we had to worry about was pianos and anvils falling on our heads. Not to mention the occasional stick of dynamite. I wish I had those issues. The good ole days.

Recycling has gotten too complicated for me recently. The other day I went to dispose of some stuff, but it took me 15-minutes to do so because there are so many different bins to put each item in. What's worse is that I feel like I'm committing a real crime when I don't recycle because people will go out of their way to let me know what I did was wrong.

There are people who get up early and get a dozen bagels for their loved ones before their loved ones wake up. There are also people who get up and get plain bagels and plain cream cheese for their loved ones before they wake up. Chop it up how you want it, but there is a very fine line between good and bad with this scenario.

Why don't we ask this question more often? Millions of children across the US eat these in bulk every October 31st yet if this question pops up in Jeopardy, no one would have any clue as to what a Butterfinger really is. Butterfingers aren't good.

Can't wait for my son to hydrate with San Pellegrino at his soccer games.

For this episode of the Monday Morning Commute, I break down a recent jazz festival and how La La Land romanticized that world for me. I then discuss why there is no reason to print jokes on popsicle sticks anymore. #HeresMyThing

Here's my thing: At first I didn't know why the Big Mac meal danced over $7. But then I realized it offers much more than a meal.

Here's my thing: there are a lot of roofs in Portland, yet only 6 rooftop decks. How does this ratio make sense? It's appauling to me that this isn't addressed more often.

Here's my thing: the Facebook data scandal was huge, but I think it was just a smoke bomb for the real crime... Facebook Memories. I don't like facebook memories in the slightest. They provide me with the most cringe-worthy statuses and photos. I couldn't have been that grammatically incorrect... could I?

Here's my thing: getting up at 6 used to be a piece of cake. Saturday morning cartoons were without question in the routine. This is a short rant and reflection.

Here's My Thing: - Who was that biker? - When you get Chinese food takeout after work, you become an adult - Product placement

Here's my thing: there is a subtle beauty to lying in your bed sweaty and "miserable" on most summer nights. The only thing keeping you company is the purrr of your fan and The Weeknd's "What You Need". This combo is META when beating the heat at night. We don't need to be scared of the high temperatures when trying to sleep anymore. Let's enjoy this spiritual journey that the heat takes us through.

Here's my thing: for the past few years I've been subconsciously debating whether or not I should rock a crop top - better yet, whether or not I should add one to my wardrobe. Prior to 5 years ago, I felt that people who wore crop tops were exceptionally powerful human beings. Nowadays everyone seems to wear them and I honestly back this movement. This episode of Here's My Thing marks the crop top deployment in my wardrode.

Here's my thing; the first time is special. Magical? Depends. Regardless, it is safe to say that everyone remembers their first time.

Here's my thing: look it's simple. Dame is having a birthday party and I want to be there. I feel confident saying that this podcast legitimizes myself as a candidate to get on the guest list.

Here's my thing: I can already tell you how I am going to spend my Sunday mornings as a retiree. I'm going to be a usual at a diner. Usuals are elite members of society - that's a fact.

Here's my thing: I love the terms, "secure the bag" or, "check a bag" or, "getting the bag". I think I can finally say I've done that.

Here's my thing: my weekend was full of entertainment. Saturday night found me alone at Buffalo Wild Wings. Half a pint of Coors Light to my right and the remnants of 15 wings to my left. Sunday, I saw a Marvel movie that was funnier than normal, but can someone explain to me where the villain got her British accent?

Here's my thing: malls are going extinct whether we like it or not. Have one more Wetzel's for old times sake.

Here's my thing: I'll throw a compliment Starbucks' way once in a blue moon. That blue moon is here... WELL DONE Starbucks. This new cold foam cascara cold brew is absolutely fantastic. And it's only like 85 calories?? I'm in. I back this. Still won't have a pumpkin spiced latte, but hey I'm down with this new menu item.

Here's my thing: how... how did we not see this before?

Here's my thing: the caption says it all.

Here's my thing: the 4th of July is a great day. Its consistency is unparalleled. It follows the classic storyline premise. The excitement builds up all day and then boom, fireworks! Can we ask for anything else? With that being said, everyone has a different "succesful" fourth of July. What are you doing for the 4th?

Here's my thing: there is a social pressure to like and drink craft beer. I'm sorry I don't like IPAs

Here's my thing: Everyone it is Monday and I know that word might scare some people, but you know what... it's going to be a great day, a great week, a great month, a great year and so on and so forth. 1)Routine 2)Street Fair

Here's my thing: I am so excited to see LeBron play for the Trailblazers. I think His family and him will thoroughly enjoy living in Portland.

Here's my thing: the only cool thing about Quinoa is it's name

Here's my thing: I think it's time for pillow talk. Don't you?

Here's my thing: we are missing the main point of the world cup. The MO isn't to win it all. The MO is to play as many games as possible to maximize air time so you can show off your awesome hair.

Here's my thing: fair warning, I do a terrible French accent towards the end. Rataouille is one of the greatest movies of all time.

Here's my thing: Celery isn't a vegetable, it's a vehicle.

Here's my thing: 1) Delivery Pizza 2) Me Day

Here's my thing: when am I supposed to start hoarding coffee cups? I know it's coming , I just don't know when to start. Please help.

Here's my thing: Buffet etiquette is very easy to abide by. You either ball out, or you get an iced tea and don't eat anything.

Here's my thing: The NBA Draft has glaring similarities to how I ended up in each of my elementary school classes... am I onto something?

Here's my thing: It's great that we can track our total steps... but what if we could track how many burritos we've eaten? Or even how much time we've spent waiting in line at the McD's drive thru? I think that would be absolutely fantastic.

Here's my thing: It's Mint 'N Chip ice cream. Not Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.

Here's my thing: what... where does Yogurt come from... what is yogurt? Big fan of yogurt, but don't have a clue of it's origins.

Here's my thing: 1) World Cup 2) Remembering peoples names 3) Wristwear

Here's my thing: the idea of filling up my car at the gas station doesn't sound ideal right now. We need an alternative fuel source for those of us who can't afford a Tesla and Nissan Leaf.

Here's my thing: Sometimes the most expensive things in life aren't the best. Sometimes the cheaper item is better than the item 10x it in price. I had smoked gouda and garlic chips, and I know by the name it sounds like this bag of potatoes is going to be $12.99. Nope. It was $1.99. Here is my experience and thoughts.

Here's my thing: I can remember walking into, what I thought was, my cousin's room to her cutting out celebrity pics in magazines. Why was she doing this? At the time I had no idea, but as time went on it became apparent. She was making a celebrity collage that she was going to fill her wall with. I reflect on this moment.

Here's my thing: Well played, IHOP... well played.

Here's my thing: Let's spice up your commute. I talk about: 1) My recent Alaska Airlines experience 2) Interaction with a biker 3) 32 person FaceTime

Here's my thing: Been taking the bus a lot more lately. I am fulfilling my childhood desire of wanting to take the bus to school, but at the same time, I'd like to think I'm appreciating public transportation as a while a little more. You see things, hear things and ultimately smell things whenever taking your town's light rail... let's embrace that.

Here's my thing: I looked up to Godzilla growing up. Not Kobe Bryant. Not Ronaldo. Not Larry David. Godzilla.

Here's my thing: Look I get it. Luxury Cinemas are the future of movies. But can we please pump the breaks, because that's a future I don't want for another 40 years. I'm all about movie theaters with squeaky chairs and stale popcorn on the sticky ground. I need at least 3 of those in every major city in the US.

Here's my thing: I've had a lot of weird experiences in Portland, but this one was by far the weirdest. Still trying to wrap my head around what happened.

Here's my thing: Let's start this week off right. A little bit of a longer episode for those sitting in traffic on this fine Monday morning. I talk about: 1) All white hi-top converse 2) MTV's Jersey Shore 3) The handshake dilemma 4) Nobody is waiting for The Incredibles 2

Here's my thing: No one likes doing chores, but chores need to get done. What if I told you we were approaching chores from the completely wrong angle? What if I told you there was a way to make doing chores a little more satisfying?

Here's my thing: 1) Ritz 2)Triscuit 3) Wheat Thins In that order

Here's my thing: For episode 50, I felt that I needed to express the importance of bringing back coins into everyday life. We are approaching a time where coins will be obsolete. That scares me. Lets pump the breaks on credit cards and cryptocurrency for just a second, ya?

Here's my thing: LeBron is better than MJ for reasons beyond basketball.

Here's my thing: Darren Till walked out to the Octagon in his hometown of Liverpool to Neil Diamond's, "Sweet Caroline" and it almost immediately became one of my favorite walkouts of all time. I originally thought that "Sweet Caroline" was only for bars, weddings, karaoke, and Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, but after Sunday at 1:00 pm I realized that there is much more to it.

Here's my thing: Gareth Bale.

Here's my thing: I say thank you to Siri all the time. Am I more polite to Siri than I am to normal people? I hope not.

Here's my thing: Everyone is saying how Pusha T got destroyed by Drake's diss track "Duppy". I'm not saying he didn't, but I think he knew he was going to get destroyed. He knew there was no way he would win any sort of rap battle with Drake. I think this was all part of a Pusha T plan to boost his album sales, even though Drake ended up sending him an invoice for his help in doing so. As far as I'm concerned, what if they were both in it together to increase their social media engagement? What if this was just a hoax? What if this was the greatest trick of all time?

Here's my thing: Netflix is great, but as of late, they have been producing too much original content. It's to the point where I am overwhelmed. I feel bad coming down on them for having too many shows, but sometimes enough is enough - for now that is. Netflix, it's not you, it's me.

Here's my thing: I'm all about trains. Such a cool environment to get from point A to point B. There are different types of people who occupy the seats of the vehicles, and with that one usually has a story or 2 to take home.

Here's my thing: I just wanted to shed light on soft serve ice cream. It doesn't get the credit it deserves. IMO, it's one of the best desserts in the world.

Here's my thing: I'm genuinely curious as to whether or not it is possible for a human to stand in line and not be on their phone. Let's get this hashtag trending.

Here's my thing: I remember a time where orange slices would be presented to me at halftime of my youth soccer games. When and why did we stop doing this? Can someone explain to me why orange slices aren't a thing during breaks in the working world?

Here's my thing: There are a lot of different foods out there. There is only one that is best for leftovers.

Here's my thing: Summer is around the corner. Hot steering wheels and even hotter metal seat belt buckles are upon us. Let's get ready to crank the AC.

Here's my thing: I remember back in elementary school hoping to stumble upon a genie lamp at recess. I had my wishes ready to go back then. However, times have changed - and those wishes that I thought were fantastic are not nearly as appealing as they once were. Here are my new 3 wishes.

Here's my thing: I love to give a nice wave and smile to someone when they let me go first at a 4-way stop sign intersection. The same goes for when I let someone else go before me. I so value these quick forms of communication!!! Maybe too much...?

Here's my thing: There is a certain code of conduct and responsibility that comes with eating pizza. Not stripping the pizza of its cheese is a part of that.

Here's my thing: I am very happy and veerrrryyyyy excited for these 70 new RnM episodes. It's a great show. To be honest, I never thought I would like it in the first place. Don't judge a book by its cover.

Here's my thing: All food tastes better after 10:30. Why? I'm still trying to find out.

Here's my thing: There is a question as old as music itself: Does music make moments, or do moments make music? This is a great question - a tough one at that. But when it's all said and done, once the chips hit the table, music makes moments in my book.

Here's my thing: Infinity War was great. I'm dubbing it the La La Land of the Marvel Universe. Some might call this take a stretch, but the similarities seem beyond obvious to me. SPOILER ALERT!!!

Here's my thing: I love the idea of themes. I think I know what the 2019 Met Gala theme will be. If I guess it right, I would like permission to walk the red carpet.

Here's my thing: I've gotten away from using bars of soap. Been using liquid soap for far too long. It's time for a change.

Here's my thing: I love a good mystery. Books, movies, you name it. Prior to this past Saturday, I couldn't tell you what the greatest mystery of all time was. I can now say that it is Dr. Pepper.

Here's my thing: I am on team Powerade, but hey, let's water it down a bit, ya?

Here's my thing: one of the greatest debates of all time.

Here's my thing: Black Cherry Flavoring is low key fantastic.

Here's my thing: Besides from a couple of times in 2018, the last time I paid at the first drive-through window was in 2004 at El Pollo Loco in San Diego, CA. The first drive-through window is a dark and lonely place.

Here's my thing: the title sums it up. I can't be the only one who thinks this... or can I?

Here's my thing: I want someone to take a picture of me, post it and caption it, "Mood.", when they are feeling confident/motivated/focused.

Here's my thing: The sun showed up big in the PNW this week. Too bad it was during the busiest time of the year for colleges on the semester system. It was all in good intention though. Sun's Plan.

Here's my thing: 75% of the jeans I wore in 3rd grade were ripped at the knee. Fast forward to present day and none of my jeans are ripped at the knee. That's a problem.

Here's my thing: Can we please establish the maximum amount of cream cheese that is allowed on a bagel? .Bagels.Are.Getting.Ruined.

Here's my thing: There are many art forms out there. Being fashionably late is one of them.

Here's my thing: Why do we hold water with fruit chopped up in it to a higher standard than normal water?

Here's my thing: a cup of coffee doesn't guarantee productivity.

Here's my thing: I used to dislike Sundays from 3:30-8:45. Christian Bale's beard played a role in that.

Here's my thing: Happy hour is an American pastime, much like spending half a day at Ikea or going to the zoo. What if I told you that there was something even happier than happy hour? What if I told you there is a completely different way to approach happy hour?

Here's my thing: I want to know what's the least amount of money I can spend at New Seasons for a week's worth of groceries. I'm pretty sure once I start shopping at New Seasons, I actually become certified to tell people that I shop there.

Here's my thing: I thought Snapchat was done for after their last update a couple months back. Little did I know they were about to complete one of the best comebacks of all time. I dig the new update. I'm about it.

Here's my thing: History tells the tale of a great debate. One that isn't decided over a quick chat. Chances are that this talk won't settle it by any means. With that being said... what is the most important meal of the day? I give my take.

Here's my thing: Power moves are crucial to society. I finished a quiz extremely quick the other day and it may have been the biggest power move I've made in the last decade.

Here's my thing: Can't decide whether chest hair is still relevant... are my H&M collared t-shirts too tight?... Happy Sunday!

Here's my thing: For the most part, I drink coffee on a daily basis. No other way to put it. With that being said, I do enjoy a nice Yerba Mate (Guayaki brand). It's different, light, refreshing, and has naturally occurring caffeine. Sign. Me. Up. I think there is a new underdog in the morning-pick-me-up world. Coffee meet Yerba Mate (Guayaki brand).

Here's my thing: I very much value a good sweat. Ask anybody who knows me - sweating is kind of my thing.

Here's my thing - there are a ton of great questions out there. With that, a ton of great debates. However, I don't think the question of whether or not a clothed iPhone (case) is better than a naked one (no case) gets enough attention. Let's give it some light.

Golf has set a fine example... Why hasn't everyone else followed suit?

Have you ever sipped rotten milk? I have - 20 years ago.

We've talked over coffee, we've chatted over beer... when are people going to start hanging out over juice?

I break down what my last meal ever would be.

My local coffee shop has a lot of succulents... I appreciated it. Got coffee with an old friend.