Parenting experts Rich and Nicole explain why you should throw butter at your kids. They also answer the big questions like: should kids be punished for using violence as self defense? Should teachers punish students for eating "unhealthy snacks? Should you follow your friend's OnlyFans account? All this and more on Have Kids, They Said.

With the Super Bowl coming up, Rich and Nicole go over partying around kids and where to draw the line. Rich’s volunteer position turns into “volun-telling” him what to do and Nicole has another story where parents get too intense watching kids sports. The pair also go over the school book fair, parents who take too much time with pictures, and dropping the ball… literally.

Supporting your kids can be tough, especially when it comes to shaving their bits. Rich and Nicole go over how to handle awkward questions, traveling without kids and if sex during pregnancy is weird. Your favorite parenting “experts” also discuss Matt’s latest knee injury, dressing slutty over 40 and how 40% of Americans don’t have a bestie.

Rich goes to Disneyland with his family and loses his temper at one of the employees. Meanwhile, Nicole has all sorts of questions about something called “Man Camp”. Also, is it worse for men when they get sick or do women simply have a higher tolerance for discomfort? This and more on this episode of Have Kids, They Said.

How do you handle rude dance moms, family fights over TV’s and friends taking their sick kids out in public? Nicole and Rich give their hot takes on these topics and more, like what body parts they’re willing to expose for a joke and the unexpected side effects of edibles.

Sports can bring out the worst in parents as Nicole and Matt discover at their kid’s basketball game. Also in this episode: a sleepover gone horribly wrong, the magic of Hulk Hogan, the struggle of constant fatigue and the pain of slow walkers.

Where do babies come from? Rich and Nicole go over how to answer when your kid wants to know more about the birds and the bees. They also discuss a terrifying ordeal with the kids at the doctor's office, the Stanley Cup craze, defiant youngsters and how to prepare your kid to travel with another family. 

How would you rate yourself out of 10? Rich has a theory on how people rate themselves and Nicole has a mishap involving a toilet. Also in this episode: Jennifer Coolidge impressions, the mean (and factual) things kids say and the story of how Sara got abducted in a shopping mall.

Perfume might smell nice but it sure doesn’t taste good- Rich and Nicole go over their run ins with perfuming your bits and bobs. They also discuss 9 year olds in Sephora, whether meds should be given to other people’s kids, airplane doors being blown out mid-flight and learning to love babies.

Rich and Nicole go over the holidays, presents and why batteries should always be included. The duo also go over their New Years Resolutions, Nicole realizes she has to watch what she says when her kid asks her what OnlyFans is and Rich does some doomsday prep at his house. All this and much more on Have Kids, They Said....

It’s that time of year again- Nicole and Rich go over everything to do with the holidays. From Christmas movies and Hanukkah gifts to vomit on stage at the choir concert, it’s a truly magical season. Also in this episode: Playdates needing  a hard out, old friends coming out and pharmacy madness.

What do you do when kids lie? Rich and Nicole have very different parenting strategies when you catch your kid in a fib. The duo also go over lies you tell your partner, the upcoming roast of Tom Brady, and roasting yourself to be a better parent.

Nicole discovers holiday season is the perfect time to teach her kids about gratitude… or at least try. Rich shares his tips for attending holiday parties and the duo discuss the top 5 mistakes parents are making with the holiday season. Also in this episode: Rich’s anniversary update, surviving the apocalypse with kids, and getting your kids to eat vegetables.

Is there such a thing as trashy parenting? Rich and Nicole react to the viral trend outlining some parenting red flags. They also discuss getting recognized in public with their families, the best place and time to wrap gifts, insane baseball contracts, and how a man and some pumpkin bars have ripped the internet apart.

Rich runs into some serious trouble with Sara as they plan their annual gingerbread Christmas party and Nicole has to keep her kids calm when they see roadkill. Also in this episode: are theraguns the hottest new sex toy? Can Elf on the Shelf be used to keep kids in line? All this and more on Have Kids, They Said.

How early is too early for “the talk” and how much detail do kids need? Rich and Nicole go over some big topics like having more kids, dealing with meltdown triggers and shopping at Costco.

Panic ensues when Nicole loses her kid on vacation and a trip to the mini-golf course ends in tears for Rich’s kids. Also in this episode: explaining what “drunk” means to your kids and that lying for a good cause is okay.

Thanksgiving is over and Rich noticed his friends are getting older and going grey - Is it weird for men to touch up their appearance like women often do? The duo also discuss timid kids and their timid parents and the awkward conversation of paying for play dates.

Thanksgiving is upon us and Rich and Nicole are feeling more thankful than ever as they reflect on their kids; how they don’t listen and bite butts. Also in this episode, the pair discuss Nicole’s prank on Rich’s brother, the rush from Halloween to Christmas, and how kids understand sarcasm.

Nicole and Rich disagree about thank you letters and go over how to raise high achievers according to experts. The two also discuss going barefoot on the plane, Taylor Swift’s latest concert drama and the differences between what parents and childless adults post on Instagram.

Potty training is tough! Rich and Nicole discuss the do's and don'ts along with how to raise kids to deal with bullies. Your favorite parenting podcasters also discuss Rich's experience on set of a porn, toxic masculinity, mononucleosis (mono) and the risks of searching your symptoms on WebMD.

Nicole and Rich discuss a dad who wants to be called “Father” by his kids and whether good grades should be rewarded. Also, the duo go over allowing your kids to cry, freedom vs. wealth, National Nacho Day and Alexa’s ability to make fart sounds.

Halloween may be over but Rich and Nicole go over the Switch Witch, Trick-or-treating and discuss the potential dangers of Halloween candy. Also in this episode, Nicole tells everyone someone died… but got the wrong person and Rich goes over a restaurant in Georgia charging extra to bad parents.

A gender reveal goes horribly wrong and Rich and Nicole discuss whether or not new parents should care about gender. The duo also go over bad nannies, following through on threats and promises, open relationships and so much more including Britney Spears, Bud Lite, and barging in on your partner while they're in the shower.

Nicole accidentally attempts burglary and a scandal at Rich's local Fall Festival leads to suspicions of vote tampering. Also in this episode: what to do when your kids try to help but end up creating more work and the unexpected outcome of growing a moustache.

Rich and Nicole answer one of the most difficult questions in parenting - do you have a favorite kid? The pair also discuss Rich's new moustache, screen addictions, David and Victoria Beckham, and a would-you-rather between Lenny Kravitz and Sam Hartman.

Rich gets in trouble at his son's art class when he gives all of his attention to another kid and Nicole has a humiliating run-in with her former nanny. The pair also discuss Halloween, Nicole's movie theater mishap and being left out of other kid's birthday parties.

Is being too soft with kids a problem and do "Ice Pack Parents" make it worse? Rich and Nicole discuss along with how to deal with whininess, kids getting bullied by their friends, and when to be upset at your partner over porn. They also breakdown all the latest weird and wacky headlines including Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, fighting kangaroos and Taylor Swift's new movie.

With kids, or without kids, that is the question- especially when making plans. In this episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the awkwardness of planning adults-only events, whether or not you should let your kids win at games, and what happens when a lice outbreak happens at your kid's school. Also in this episode: Rich has to coach a violent child at little league and Nicole has to deal with awkward noises during a wedding toast. 

Nicole and Rich answer some big questions like how soon is too soon to hit up a recent divorcee? And is shouting the same as child abuse? They also go over the things they miss the most about a childless life and all the latest headlines. From Halloween movies and DJ Will Ferrell to the media and celebrity relationships, nothing is off the table on this Tuesday episode of Have Kids, They Said.

Kids can make things so awkward for parents so Nicole and Rich break down the ways their kids make them cringe. From wanting a playdate with a random kid to making rude comments a little too loudly, it can all feel uncomfortable. The two also discuss sharing your partner's clothing, Nicole's embarrassing gynecology appointment, dolphins and random facts. 

Have you ever regretted having your kid? In the first Tuesday episode of the podcast, Nicole and Rich answer some tough questions. The duo explore why parents might have second thoughts about parenthood and whether birthday gifts are owed. Also in this episode, what threesomes can reveal about your sexuality, why someone owns a lock of George Washington's hair and so much more.

Obviously, Nicole thinks she’s cool but do her kids agree? Rich unlocks a new secret dish guaranteed to make your kids ask for seconds. The duo discuss rude kids at T-ball, getting ready for Halloween, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce and farting dogs on turbulent planes. Plus, some exciting new updates on the show!

When your partner is wrong, should you tell your kids or should you be a united force at all times? Rich and Nicole discuss this along with raising kids who can't handle arguments and damage control when kids pee on things they shouldn't. Also in this episode, the weirdest relationship ever: Ethan Slater and Ariana Grande, people who should want to see you (but don't), and finishing conversations too early.

Rich faces one of the biggest challenges of his life while Nicole explores ways to deal with her kids bickering. They also discuss the best new way to send out birthday party invites as well as the latest headlines from the divorce of Sophie Turner and Nick Jonas to the NFL. Don't forget: new merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio.

Merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio. Rich starves himself for a juice cleanse and Nicole has the family dinner date from hell. The two go over the problems with soft-parenting, the passing of Jimmy Buffet and attending concerts with kids. 

Nicole argues with an angry woman over her kids’ safety while Rich agrees to coach a local little league team… and immediately regrets it. The pair discuss avoiding neighbors, Bad Bunny’s dirty pics, wedding rings and growing older.

Nicole explains how difficult it is to get dirty while on family vacation and Rich goes over swimming lessons with his kids and wondering what it will be like when they grow up and move out. The two go over the Tuohy family, gender reveals, and more.

Rich and Nicole try to figure out if Rich’s wife, Sarah, was scammed. The duo also discuss what to do when your kids break something in someone else’s home and breakdown some of the weirdest headlines around the world including legally changing your name for free Subway sandwiches, Alabama boat brawls, and the conclusion of Taylor Swift’s epic tour.

Should you be putting your kids on social media? Nicole and Rich discuss the potential impact of putting your kids online. Also in this episode: Rich tells his wife to steal sushi, Nicole's kids give her curfews, and all of the weirdest headlines on Rich's feed.

Nicole and Rich discuss what to do when your kids are mean, getting evicted and traveling long distances.

Rich and Nicole are together in New York! Nicole bar hops ...sort of... and Rich explains the fascinating science of dolphins.

How old is too old to explain your kid's age in months? Rich and Nicole discuss this as well as pools with too many rules, bathroom scares and how to break generational curses.

It's tough when kids have a favorite parent. Rich, Nicole, Sarah, Matt and Nicole's Mom all hop on to discuss favoritism in kids, the ethics of bribery, and the logistics of kids on vacation.

Rich and Nicole go over Father's Day and teaching your kids the value of a dollar.

Rich and Nicole discuss strange ways kids use the bathroom and how the onset of puberty can impact your kid's behavior.

Rich and Nicole go over getting sick, getting lost and getting caught (with friends). 

Flirting with your spouse can be tough, especially with kids. Rich and Nicole break down the do's and don'ts of flirting.

Nicole helps Rich dissect an argument he had with his wife over kids, groceries and chicken salad.

Rich and Nicole go over the "7 day challenge", massages with happy endings and signs your kids might be turning evil.

Nicole and Rich discuss serving alcohol to parents at kids parties, trying (and failing) to make friends with other parents, fighting with spouses, and the return of 'apparently kid'.

Should couples prioritize their marriage over their children? Rich and Nicole discuss odd kids, hosting school events and answer tough questions.

Rich and Nicole go over Coachella, first kisses, living with pets, and what happens when your kids start yelling obscenities in the classroom.

Nicole and Rich go over Easter with the kids and how they feel about people without children complaining.

Whether it's root canals or 7 days of sex, Rich and Nicole face new challenges.

This week, Nicole experienced some awkward moments with a swim instructor while Rich discovered what to do when your kid eats their toys.

Rich goes over his trip to Mexico while Nicole dissects what to do when your kids lose things. 

Nicole asks Matt if he'd like to "Soak" while Rich explores new ways to get your kids to listen.

Sarah joins Rich and Nicole to go over how to keep things wild... and mild in the bedroom.

Nicole and Rich break down creative ways they've kept their love lives interesting and discuss the importance of getting along with influential parents.

Nicole is back and gives Rich the full rundown of her time recovering from the accident. Rich gets his summer bod ready.

An important update on Nicole as she recovers from her accident.

Matt joins Rich and Nicole to discuss how to get better prices at the grocery store, how to ask kids to do chores and the wonderful world of Hibachi.

This episode, Nicole and Rich tackle the most important issues facing parents today: Bluey concerts and Spam meat. They also discuss being ignored, taking care of your spouse and sleepless nights.

Nicole and Rich are joined by Tik Tok dad, Chip Leighton to go over all the reasons to apologize to your family.

It's a new year and a new episode of Have Kids They Said. Rich and Nicole go over gift giving mishaps and the family drama that comes with the holiday season.

Nicole and Rich go over how to have a happy holidays with kids plus some things to avoid.

Rich and Nicole get ready for the holidays by tackling picky eaters and "bratty" behavior.

Rich and Nicole go over red-eye flights, awkward injuries, and holiday parties.

Rich and Nicole go over Thanksgiving and the unique problems with raising boys.

Rich and Nicole struggle to give thanks when Nicole is walked in on (again) and Rich begins to feel insecure with his looks.

Rich and Nicole go over the do's and don'ts of getting it on with your partner.

Nicole and Rich are joined by comedians Kevin Laferriere and Evan Kyle Berger of the 'Dumb Dads' podcast who help them dissect nighttime routines and being sick while parenting. 

Rich and Nicole go over the spooky season and the reality of parenting with comedian and social media star, Lisa Marie Riley.

Rich and Nicole keep it 100 with comedian and parenting expert, Joe Gatto of ‘Impractical Jokers’ in the 100th episode of Have Kids, They Said!

Talkback and sock bats. This episode, Nicole and Rich cover it all- from their kids' amazing one-liners to how schools are making things too easy for students.

Rich and Nicole discuss sleeping patterns and awkward places to go to the bathroom.

Something goes wrong with Rich's meat while Nicole's kids learn about lying versus joking.

Rich and Nicole explore the internet and discuss having "the talk" with their kids.

Nicole and Rich go over The Queen, Airports and Meltdowns. 

Rich and Nicole go over spoiling your kids, monsters and how to show respect in the bedroom.

Rich and Nicole discuss how much is too much for a babysitter, annoying things our partners say and wether or not friends without kids should accommodate parents.

It's back to school season! Rich and Nicole explore ways kids can deal with bullies and go over some not-so-awesome things that happened during summer vacation.

Nicole and Rich go over the crazy fears kids have and forming alliances with other parents.

Rich and Nicole go over some of the highlights of their time together in New York.

Nicole and Rich discuss what happens when your kids walk in on you "wrestling" with your partner. 

Nicole sees if her kid will go fight with her while Rich explores new ways to support your kids' confidence.

Nicole feels like nothing is ever good enough for her kids while Rich tries to fit in with "cool dads" at his kid's school.

Nicole and Rich go over the chaos of celebrating July 4th with kids... and the dog.

Nicole ponders using her name to get better service while Rich discusses how to cope with sickness while watching the kids.

Rich and Nicole discuss the different ways their partners are snapping.

Nicole asks Rich for advice over a fight she had with her husband right before their anniversary.

Nicole gets emotional in a discussion involving Mary Lou Retton and planning ahead while Rich is getting ready for Pride Month.

Nicole and Rich discuss how parenting has changed since they were kids.

Rich has an embarrassing episode in Target while Nicole's daughter nearly costs her $10,000 at an auction.

Nicole shares a story about her kids playing 'Would You Rather' and Rich turns it into an adult game.

Nicole and Rich discuss what can go wrong when you jump to conclusions.

Nicole explains how steamy books and TV have impacted her while Rich goes over his latest hobbies.

Nicole takes issue with Uber and Rich shares a discovery he made at Walmart.

Nicole and Rich discuss how to take advantage of the Easter Bunny and how to avoid spoiling your kids.

Sometimes you have to show your kids who's boss. Rich and Nicole discuss how as well as small lies they tell their kids to get them to behave.

Do parents need dress codes for dropping their kids off at school? What's the best way to trim your kids' nails? Rich and Nicole have the answers.

Kids take after their parents in some amazing... and not-so-amazing ways. Nicole wants her kid to stop saying "dude" and "bro" while Rich has advice for passive parents.

This week, Nicole and Rich discuss it all: weird instagram posts, words of wisdom from celebrity friends, and celebrating your child's minor achievements. 

Kids can be rude. Luckily, Nicole and Rich are here to discuss some ways to correct rude behavior.

Nicole's vacation didn't go quite as planned and Rich takes us through his kids first haircuts.

Staying in shape is tough but Rich is feeling motivated. Luckily, Nicole has some workout tips from Insta-moms.

When it comes to kids, grandparents can be helpful... but sometimes, they get in the way.

Nicole and Rich reminisce about dating and life before kids.

Rich and Nicole have different takes on how to apologize... and how not to apologize.

Wether it's singing songs or passing gas, kids can be loud. Parents can be too- and sometimes, we wish the kids weren't listening...

This week, we're covering some deescalation techniques: muttering under your breathe and "being fancy".

Can one haircut determine your kid's personal style forever?

Nicole and Rich celebrate their last episode of 2022, tell some of Santa’s secrets and have some ideas for how Santa can enter homes without chimneys (the toilet??). 

It’s the holiday season but these nights are not silent.  

To elf or not to elf (on the shelf)? That is the question we’re asking this week.

Rich takes on a tough question from a listener and Nicole has had enough with her son’s game show hosting. 

Nicole’s son carries on the long tradition of men playing pee games and Rich is licking oatmeal off his kids faces. 

Rich wonders why we don't have crypto currency class and Nicole’s daughter Parker says: “Mommy you're delusional”. 

Nicole’s son sparks an illicit dance party and Rich loses his senses. 

Rich goes home with a stupid ugly pumpkin and Nicole picks a fight at the park.

Nicole has 15 amazon boxes she’s trying to hide and Rich wants you to “keep your punk a$$ in check.”

Sarah needs a big time break and everyone is sick of seeing other parents perfect lives on instagram. 

 Is it possible to have an open marriage with kids? Let’s discuss. 

Nicole found where her son has been hiding all his trash and Rich is looking for the line between overdoing it and under doing it. 

Rich as a new diet and it's making him a whole lot happier. Meanwhile everything is not copacetic with Nicole.

Nicole is stuck on the couch and Rich is in direct competition with his daughter's teacher.

Nudity, confrontation and tampons are just a few of the topics Rich and Nicole tackle on this ‘sode.

We’ve got nanny problems, dog problems and kid problems. Always kid problems.

In this ‘sode, we’re watching HG-Rich-TV and using candy as “kid-bait”.

Rich has discovered Lucky Charms Marshmallow Clusters and Nicole insists that a vacation with kids is not a real vacation. 

Nicole recounts an epic traffic stop and Rich’s hope for new parent friends is dashed. 

Rich has a new way of dealing with his enemies and Nicole is on Divorce.com.

Nicole is still recovering from Glick Fest 2021 and Rich weighs his preferences for curb appeal vs. a** cheeks. 

Rich is still in denial about having kids when it comes to home decor and Nicole has a stalker. 

Nicole meets one of her least favorite moms ever and Rich has harrowing flight experience. 

Rich and Nicole are feeling things out this week.

Nicole is fantasizing about something strange and Rich is becoming a little too casual. 

Rich refuses to base his couch purchases on his kids and Nicole has a wild story about her beach house.

Nicole is over golf and Rich is concerned that he’s overreacting. 

“I’m glad everybody’s here because it’s time to listen, pull up a chair” - Rich Davis

Rich discovers his calling and Nicole recounts a mortifying letter sent home to friends about their son.

Nicole is struggling with her nanny’s timeliness and Rich explores the highs and lows of gender reveals.

Rich analyzes school drop-off fashion choices and Nicole has had it with Keegan’s demands for “cold water - two ice cubes”.

Nicole hates food coloring and Rich has a pressing hypothetical to share.

Rich is worried that Emmy is too soft and Nicole is considering sticking a fork in her husband Matt’s eye.

Nicole suspects her son, Keegan, might be clairvoyant and Rich has had it with stickers.

Rich and Nicole explore things that were better before they “fixed” them, what's growing in your kids bath toys and why zoom is ruining us all. 

Special guest Sara (Rich’s beautiful wife) has a lot to say about Rich this week and Nicole gets into a case involving mismatched pajamas.

Nicole faces the next generation of “calm down, relax” and Rich is impressed with Emmy’s creative lyrical ad-libbing. 

Rich is over school picture day and Nicole has an embarrassing story about parent teacher conferences.

Nicole and Rich take on “Unparenting” and talk through some of their less conventional parenting methods.

Rich has a story about a drugstore rainbow unicorn and Nicole is correcting Parker about some hilarious mistakes.

Certain words are being banned in Nicole’s house and Rich gets his first “Dad” from Emmy. 

Rich throws it back with a list of things all kids do and Nicole is “rounding down, like I always do” when it comes to money.

From cows with surprising names to that big question Dad’s face, this week Rich and Nicole have got genitalia on the brain.

Keegan’s #winning has got Nicole on edge and Rich’s workout equipment is rebelling. 

Rich has been observing friends without children and breaks down their envious daily activities for Nicole who can’t get enough of her greatest escape: Bridgerton. 

Nicole and Rich guess one another's resolutions and explore which of their kids’ recent habits should actually concern them. 

Keegan Spills at the dentist (multiple times) and Emmy has been permanently scarred by the Disney version of a Christmas Carol.

Nicole and Rich debate whether Santa can be used as a threat and Nicole remembers how her family celebrated Hanukkah growing up.

Rich and Nicole get into the weirdness of Santa pandemic pictures and reminisce about their own school photos. 

No one wants to hang out with Rich and Nicole recounts how she got into an accidental beef with a woman on a scooter. 

Rich is off kids duty for a week which means sex and pizza and Nicole taught her son Keegan something she now (sort of) regrets. 

Rich is wearing a beautiful bathrobe to begin celebrating the holidays and Nicole is in a glass case of emotion.

Nicole and Rich celebrate an important anniversary to kick off this special, where they reminisce about Halloweens past and lament the limitations of Halloween present. 

Rich fights his passive-aggressive nature and avoids bragging about Emmy and Nicole’s husband Matt has a zoom crush. 

Nicole and Rich get into the nitty gritty of how to handle kids handling their private parts and Ben dons his very becoming baby helmet. 

Between knock knock jokes, accusations of insanity and blatant lies, Nicole’s entire family has turned against her and Rich is discovering that he’s on the fast track to becoming Emmy’s bitch. 

Rich believes he’s being emotionally abused by his three-year-old and Nicole has a story about getting peed on. 

Nicole and Rich both hate the Brits this week, agree that Cake Pops are a food group for people under five and ponder the cutoff age for having sex in front of your children. 

Nicole hates everything this week but most prominently Keegan’s “I can do it myself” phase and Rich learns about the crusty bacterial nightmare, impetigo.

Rich is negotiating with terrorists (aka Emmy) and Nicole is dealing with limbs being stuck in places where limbs simply should not go. Also, when was the last time you ate a donut….

Rich and Nicole are sick of other people’s bratty kids and wonder how to discern if your child will grow up to be a serial killer.

Coming Soon: Longtime friends Nicole and Rich have gone from carefree twenty-somethings to (somewhat) responsible parents of small children. They exchange war stories about family life and laugh about the absurdity of modern parenting.