Join Kaleb and Joe on their journey to become phat (not fat) and healthy! With weekly episodes for you to enjoy, Kaleb and Joe discuss their lives, answer listener questions, and talk about whatever is on their minds. Some subjects will include: health, fitness, diet, and farting. Because, you know, this is a serious show.
Joe's Audio Christmas Card 2020
Merry Christmas!
12/25/2020 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 12 seconds
The 13th Cross Premiere at Desertscape Film Festival 2020
Figured I'd share the audio from the Desertscape International Film Festival. Enjoy the Q&As! #The13thCross #DesertscapeFilmFestival
8/4/2020 • 47 minutes, 53 seconds
The Making of The 13th Cross - Part 8: The Home Stretch!
In this episode of our Making Of series, Joseph and Parker discuss the entire post-production process for the film! Also! If you're in St. George this July, come see the film at the Desertscape Film Festival!
5/25/2020 • 1 hour, 48 seconds
The Making of The 13th Cross - Part 7: We Just Shot a Movie!
Join Joe, Paige, and Parker as they talk about the entire production process and try to internalize the fact that they just shot an entire movie!
9/9/2018 • 39 minutes, 40 seconds
The Making of The 13th Cross - Part 6
Join Joe, Paige, and Parker as they discuss the final shooting days of The 13th Cross!
9/9/2018 • 25 minutes, 50 seconds
The Making of The 13th Cross - Part 5
We talk while we wait for a damn cat to eat its food.
9/3/2018 • 36 minutes, 30 seconds
The Making of The 13th Cross - Part 4
Join Tyler, Chelsea, and Eric as they talk about the production!
9/2/2018 • 35 minutes, 7 seconds
The Making of The 13th Cross - Part 3
Joe, Parker, and now Paige talk about the 7th day of shooting, and rewrites!
8/29/2018 • 52 minutes, 40 seconds
The Making of The 13th Cross - Part 2
Join Joe and Parker as they discuss the production
8/25/2018 • 47 minutes, 47 seconds
The Making of The 13th Cross - Part 1
Pissed off, no sleep, driving to set.
8/25/2018 • 40 minutes, 25 seconds
Immanuel's Song #7: From Beginning to End
Finally! The movie has been sent out to Film Festivals!
6/20/2017 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 8 seconds
Immanuel's Song #6 - High-Res Proxies
We didn't forget about you after all!
2/18/2017 • 4 minutes, 50 seconds
Immanuel's Song #5 - Read-Through
Quick preview of Immanuel's Song, but we're too busy making the movie for a full episode, so enjoy!
11/27/2016 • 5 minutes, 15 seconds
Immanuel's Song #4 - Shag Carpet
Thank you to everyone who donated! And sorry for the late upload! This week Joe and Kaleb discuss casting and other things.
11/6/2016 • 28 minutes, 53 seconds
Immanuel's Song #3 - John Woo
This week, Joe and Kaleb discuss the casting call, funding, and films! Join us for a fun discussion on Akira Kurosawa and Stanley Kubrick. We also gush about our love for John Woo's breakthrough film Face-Off. Thank you to all who have donated to this project! Enjoy! Please consider backing Immanuel's Song here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/immanuel-s-song-a-short-film#/backers
10/23/2016 • 40 minutes, 27 seconds
Immanuel's Song #2 - Casting Call
The Indiegogo campaign has launched, and Joe and Kaleb discuss storyboarding, the casting call, and Vietnam war movies!
10/8/2016 • 35 minutes, 31 seconds
Immanuel's Song #1 - Ambition
In which Joseph DeGolyer (Director/Writer) and Kaleb Schweiss (Co-Producer) discuss the writing process, coverage, film criticism, storyboarding, and pre-production. On top of that, two favorite movies: Jurassic Park and The Matrix.
9/24/2016 • 49 minutes, 28 seconds
#042 - Star Wars Continued
This week, after seeing The Force Awakens, we decide to revisit our ranking of the series. We also discuss our original theories on how well the film will end up doing, and evaluate whether our initial theories will hold up. Enjoy the episode.
12/20/2015 • 28 minutes, 39 seconds
#041 - 365 Movies in 365 Days
This week, we discuss our Soulfly concert, in conjunction with Joe's epic lack of funding. We then move on to discuss the results thus far from Joe's 365 Movies in 365 Days challenge he gave himself this year. We briefly discuss each of the movies, and talk about which ones were the favorites. Enjoy!
12/12/2015 • 59 minutes, 42 seconds
#040 - Joe's Movie Idea
This week, Joe and Kaleb discuss the detrimental holiday weight gain. They then move on to discuss Jurassic World, which Kaleb saw this week. They then move on to discuss Joe's Epic of Gilgamesh movie idea. Enjoy!
11/29/2015 • 32 minutes, 18 seconds
#039 - Star Wars
This week, Kaleb and Joe talk about their weekly weight loss. They also discuss what their weeks looked like. Then begins the Star Wars discussion. We give a general discussion of the series thus far, and discuss the upcoming film. We also break into talking about other film directors. Enjoy!
11/21/2015 • 54 minutes, 37 seconds
#038 - The Network
This week, we discuss the podcast empire we plan to build. We discuss show ideas, and give a vague introduction to our overall plan. We also discuss the future of this show. We failed at weight loss, and made new PHAT goals for the week. Enjoy!
11/15/2015 • 24 minutes, 32 seconds
#037 - Godsmack Live!
This week, we discussed the Godsmack concert we attended in Reno Nevada. We discuss the bands performance, and the surprisingly awesome performance of Red Sun Rising. We also talked about Kaleb's speeding ticket.... Enjoy!
11/9/2015 • 24 minutes, 37 seconds
#036 - Relationships
This week, Kaleb and Joe go off the rails about honesty in relationships. They also talk about what makes or breaks it, and why they're flying solo for the time being.
10/31/2015 • 39 minutes, 51 seconds
#035 - The Jaw that Failed
This week, we discuss our weight loss, or lack thereof. We also dive into Joe's freak Jaw Lock accident. En-jaw the episode!
10/25/2015 • 59 minutes, 15 seconds
#034 - Back to School
This week, we recorded an episode live from Dylans new car. We talked about our week in PHATness, and also went over our film shoot, and Kaleb going back to school. Enjoy the episode!
10/18/2015 • 21 minutes, 40 seconds
#033 - Energy Drinks and what not
This week, we talk about Kaleb's remission into the energy drink world. We also discuss insomnia, and update everyone on our PHAT goals for the week. Enjoy the episode!
10/11/2015 • 41 minutes, 50 seconds
#032 - Flakes
This week, Kaleb and Joe discuss their failed diets for the week, as usual, and also go into a long rant about people flaking out on them. This is something that Joe has been really getting destroyed with as of late, and is at wits end. The guys also acknowledge Gammonstarks excellent work on the forums with his PHAT Goals section.
10/4/2015 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 21 seconds
#031 - Censorship, and Radio
This week, Kaleb and Joe discuss the lack of Metal Stations in their area. They also end up going off the deep end, and discussing censorship, gun laws, and more metal! Enjoy!
9/26/2015 • 48 minutes, 10 seconds
#030 - Social Eating
This week, we discuss our weigh ins. We also hit up a question from the forums, where we talk about social eating, and our habits therein. We then derail and discuss films, acting, and directors.
9/20/2015 • 48 minutes, 44 seconds
#029 - Personality Tests
This week, Kaleb and Joe bring on Cameron to take personality tests. We do this via 14personalities.com. Kaleb ends up getting INTJ, Joe is a ENTJ, and Cameron was the ENFJ. We also discuss our weight failures, and our weeks. Enjoy!
9/13/2015 • 52 minutes, 31 seconds
#028 - The Aspartame Trail
This week, we go all over the place. We talk about our successes, and failures for our diet this week, and then go into Joe's aforementioned bet with a co worker over aspartame. We then move into discussing severing ties with friends, and personality differences. We end the show discussing the Appalachian Trail, and our possible attempt at completing it. Enjoy!
9/6/2015 • 47 minutes, 43 seconds
#027 - Motivational Fitness Guy
This week, we talk about our weight loss and discuss the infamous online video by Daily Freaking Videos. Enjoy!
8/29/2015 • 32 minutes, 39 seconds
#026 - Kings Peak
This week, we talk about our epic 36 mile hike to Kings Peak, the highest point in Utah. We bag on one of our comrades, and discuss our trip day by day. Enjoy!
8/26/2015 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 34 seconds
#025- The Great Divide
This week, we go into the decision making process behind Joe and Cameron's decision to sever ties with Cody, and we delve into the splitting of the two Kaleb's further. Enjoy our lives in a nutshell!
8/17/2015 • 55 minutes, 49 seconds
#024 - Digitalization
This week, Kaleb and Joe discuss the digital age. They talk about how different people are when it comes to entertainment. Joe and Kaleb are both stuck in the olden days of physical copies of everything. This includes books, movies, cd's, and video games. Enjoy the discussion!
8/9/2015 • 45 minutes, 5 seconds
#023 - Mortgage Pay Off
This week, we discuss paying extra on mortages. We also discuss our weight loss slip up, and talk about our plans moving forward. We also talk about our process for losing weight up to this point. Enjoy!
8/1/2015 • 47 minutes, 45 seconds
#022 - The Five Four Club
This week, we talk about Joe's experience with the Five Four Club. We also discuss our weight loss, and what Kaleb did differently to lose a few more pounds this week. We also discuss the wonders of extra payments on a mortgage. Enjoy the episode!
7/26/2015 • 36 minutes, 5 seconds
#021 - Studio Ghibli
This week, we discuss our weight loss. We then go off topic about various Studio Ghibli films, including Joe's recent experience with a small, art theater in Ogden. Joe discusses his favorite, and least favorite Ghibli films, and discusses the studio's recent financial hardships. Enjoy the episode!
7/19/2015 • 32 minutes, 4 seconds
#020 - Weight Loss and Michael Bay
This week, we discuss our weight loss in addition to our favorite films. We touch on the Aliens movies, The Silence of the Lambs, and Michael Bay. Enjoy!
7/12/2015 • 32 minutes, 2 seconds
#019 - Beto's and Adderall
This week, we discuss our weight loss. We touch on a ten dollar bet between Kaleb and a mutual friend Cameron. Joe goes on to discuss his science project; The great Beto's Breakfast Burrito. We find that it has way more calories than the My Fitness Pal app led us to believe. Joe also discusses his thoughs on Adderall. Enjoy!
7/5/2015 • 37 minutes, 1 second
#018 - Game of Thrones and Other TV
This week, we discuss our love of Game of Thrones. We also delve into Joe's newfound obsession with HBO Now, through his Apple TV. We also discuss Shaun T's accurately named Insanity workout. Enjoy!
6/28/2015 • 31 minutes, 22 seconds
#017 - Change is Coming
This week, we discuss our current weight loss. We discuss Kaleb moving out of Kalebs house. We then discuss what we've done for the week in regards to fitness, and talk about our grievances. Enjoy the episode!
6/21/2015 • 36 minutes, 38 seconds
#016 - Zions National Park
This week, we discuss our awesome trip down south to Zions National Park. We discuss the hiking involved, and also touch on the sights. We also talk about what we did to lose a couple pounds. Enjoy the episode!
6/14/2015 • 43 minutes, 44 seconds
#015 - Misheard Lyrics
This week, Joe and Kaleb discuss misheard lyrics in popular songs. The discussion ranges from Band on the Run, to Bounce by System of a Down. We also discuss Kaleb Craig's nearly unbelievable listening error when it comes to Eric Clapton's I shot the Sherrif. Enjoy!
6/6/2015 • 35 minutes, 1 second
#014 - The Diet, and Joe's Trip
This week, we get back to our roots! We discuss our weight loss, in combination with Joes trip to Yellowstone. We talk about Kaleb's plans to restart Insanity, and Joe's 5x5 program. We go into detail on how Joes trip went, ranging from Old Faithful, to wolves. Enjoy the episode!
5/31/2015 • 27 minutes, 39 seconds
#013 - Gaming for a Living
This week, we discuss kids who want to game for a living. We discuss the importance of having a fan base before throwing everything away. We also discuss the Twitch mentality, and try to figure out why it's so popular, and how people make it doing Video Game Streams. Enjoy!
5/23/2015 • 30 minutes, 51 seconds
#012 - Fat Once Again!
This week, we go off topic again. We discuss a little Game of Thrones, and talk about our week. We also discuss the lack of danger in aspartame. Enjoy!
5/17/2015 • 42 minutes, 55 seconds
#011 - Favorite Foods
This episode of Getting Phat, we discuss our favorite foods! Ranging from snacks, to full meals, we delve into what makes us fat! We then get completely off topic and begin discussing various fantasy stories, from Game of Thrones to The Wheel of Time. Enjoy!
5/10/2015 • 37 minutes, 10 seconds
#010 - Even Fatter
This week, we discuss our gains! We also create a plan to begin the popular workout plan of Insanity. Sean T will get us to our desired stage of phatness. We also spend the last portion talking politics and conspiracy theories... Enjoy!
5/2/2015 • 50 minutes, 52 seconds
#009 - Messy Places
This week, we read a question on the forums regarding hair in the drain, and the such. We also discuss a litte more with the Sarah and Cody chronicles. Enjoy!!!
4/26/2015 • 42 minutes, 2 seconds
#008 - Getting a Cat
This week, we discuss our weight loss, and also discuss a little bit about what we did for ourselves emotionally for the week. We also answer a question about getting in fights in our younger years. Enjoy!
4/18/2015 • 46 minutes, 55 seconds
#007 - Thrash Metal
This week, we discuss our miniscule weight loss and our eating habits throughout the week. Then we shift gears completely and begin an in depth discussion on popular bands in the thrash metal genre. Enjoy!
4/12/2015 • 20 minutes, 40 seconds
#006 - Even Phatter
This week, we discuss our weight gain... We also discuss the Book of Mormon the musical and discuss the best music to work out to. Enjoy!!
4/4/2015 • 25 minutes, 19 seconds
#005 - The Best Trilogy
This week, we discuss our weight gains, as well as add a new element to the monetary value of losing weight. We also go off on a tangent and discuss the best trilogies in film. Enjoy!
3/28/2015 • 48 minutes, 25 seconds
#004 - Phat No More!
This week, we discuss our progress throughout the week. We also talk about issues going on in our lives as well. Enjoy!
3/22/2015 • 39 minutes, 21 seconds
#003 - Words of Wisdom
This week, we talk about how we completely failed to live up to our diet expectations, and will attempt another restart. We discuss a tracking/betting method to keep ourselves in check. We also discuss what's happening in our lives, and go off topic for a long time about Mormon culture as we see and know it in Utah! Enjoy!
3/16/2015 • 52 minutes, 2 seconds
#002 - Advantage Management
This week, we discuss the ups and downs of our PHAT status. We also discuss the future for Joe's living arrangement as well as Disney's on and off times in regards to film and animation quality. Enjoy!
3/9/2015 • 33 minutes, 41 seconds
#001 - Pilot 2!
Join us, as we start our process to get phat once again! This time, it's personal...
2/28/2015 • 23 minutes
#000 - Pilot
Granted, this episode is a bit late in being published... But now here it is!
From the creators of Ultima Final Fantasy comes this super duper awesome new weight loss podcast!
Cry with us as we tell our sob stories. How did we get fat, you ask? Oh, we'll tell you.
And forget all that stuff about "November"...
