Hello Lyman Keys here! Do you miss Fall of the House of Sunshine? Have you listened to Land Whale Murders too many times already? Then let Lyman Keys help! Lyman is going to recommend some audio dramas and fun podcasts to you over the next several months. Hopefully you’ll find some new favs! This month's pick: Rogue Runners Check it out: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rogue-runners/id1566392549 And don't forget other great Roi Gold shows: The Land Whale Murders: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-land-whale-murders/id1577608559 Radio Free Mushroom America: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/radio-free-mushroom-america/id1448597763 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Lyman Keys here! Do you miss Fall of the House of Sunshine? Have you listened to Land Whale Murders too many times already? Then let Lyman Keys help! Lyman is going to recommend some audio dramas and fun podcasts to you over the next several months. Hopefully you’ll find some new favs! This month's pick: Windfall Check it out: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/windfall/id1451671935 And don't forget other great Roi Gold shows: The Land Whale Murders: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-land-whale-murders/id1577608559 Radio Free Mushroom America: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/radio-free-mushroom-america/id1448597763 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Roi Gold's Newest Podcast is here! We are excited to present with you the first episode! If you like it subscribe on the podcatcher of your choice and visit: www.landwhalepod.com for more! Our story begins with The Four Elementals - Maryanne Blud, Eugene Neddly, Hiram Blud, and Anjus Troop. A group of scientifically minded friends who find themselves drawn into a conspiracy! Will Eugene be able to complete his bird release! Will Anjus get her plants planted? Will Hiram be able to warn his friends? And will Maryanne get her poems published? Find out in this comedy of Gilded proportions! The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com This episode is produced by Sam Harris! Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carla Gumdonnawitz was an actor on the Sunshine Smile Hour but her story is much more than just that Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: MELISSA LUSK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reporter Squish Mooshman comes face to face with an old foe. But it doesn't go how he expects! Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: MATT ROI BERGER Check out Matt's band Teen Girl Scientist Monthly: https://teengirlscimo.bandcamp.com/ And check out our great bonus content at Himalaya Plus: https://www.himalaya.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reporter Squish Mooshman reports the news that you don't need! But is there more to this Mooshman's mooshjourney into the mooshstories? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: MATT ROI BERGER Check out Matt's band Teen Girl Scientist Monthly: https://teengirlscimo.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A yarn division agent goes to Furiname to bring down the corrupt governor Bongle-Bingle Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAY AGEE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The story of the secret guardian of New Molar -- THE ALVEOLAR! Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: AMANDA JONES To learn more about Amanda check out this: http://www.amandajones.biz/ To learn more about Fuzztown check out this: www.podmusical.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recounted via a series of letters: Martin Felton worked at a pudding factory. But when a mysterious visitor visits him everything changes. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAMES OLIVA Make to to check out James Oliva's fantastic podcast What's the Frequency for some amazing out there audio adventure! https://wtfrequency.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recounted via a series of letters: Martin Felton worked at a pudding factory. But when a mysterious visitor visits him everything changes. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAMES OLIVA Make to to check out James Oliva's fantastic podcast What's the Frequency for some amazing out there audio adventure! https://wtfrequency.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recounted via a series of letters: Martin Felton worked at a pudding factory. But when a mysterious visitor visits him everything changes. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAMES OLIVA Make sure to to check out James Oliva's fantastic podcast What's the Frequency for some amazing out there audio adventure! https://wtfrequency.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fuzz War has many stories this is one of them. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: Graham Rowat For more Graham action or gramtion check out his website at: http://www.grahamrowat.com/ For more fuzztown check out www.podmusical.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sally Fuzzworthy works in an office. Little does she know she's about to intersect with the main narrative. But does it matter? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: SARAH GOLDING Check out her amazing work here: https://sarahgoldingvoiceactorandmore.weebly.com/podcasts.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fuzztown Stories In part 2 we find Gilbert captured! Can he get the mysterious object he's looking for? Or is his goose cooked? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: NATHANIEL KENT Special thanks to audio wizard OLIVER MORRIS for his help editing the episode. Check out his amazing podcats here: http://kaneandfeels.libsyn.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fuzztown Stories In this episode Occult Investigator Gilbert Peach is on the hunt for a mysterious object. But will this prove to be his undoing? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Ready by: NATHANIEL KENT Special thanks to audio wizard OLIVER MORRIS for his editing help. Be sure to check out his podcast: http://kaneandfeels.libsyn.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is Fuzztown? A short introduction to the stories that you will hear! And make sure if you enjoy the podcast please leave us a review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“You Browse My Browser But Not Me” Why do you browse my browser but not me The world wide web has got nothing to see The wiki you use can’t give you the facts Of the play of our life in twelve brutal acts! Browse me, don’t just surf and shop for slacks … Log off and log into me. And then we’ll both be. Free. Please send positive feedback to yputerpoems@gmail.com Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Copper Wire” Some say, they say, we say, we are Copper wire. Stripped from the house. They steal it you know. Them who? Them us. We are them who strip. We sell the wire, for a quick fit. Hit. Hit me up and hit me hard. Spank my keys. Oh yes, spank them to forget the broken Days of empty yelling and the bottle that Left your spit and oh I want to lick the rim Taste you sweet. Coppery. Like blood. The city is a vampire, you say. Cause it sucks. I laugh unsure, unproud. Too loud. But then again I always laugh. Too loud. Same as I dress. A mess. A mess. Amen. This junk dive juke joint is our church. I say. We say. Stripping the wire and our – Hearts? Please send positive feedback to yputerpoems@gmail.com Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Caps Lock Error” Shift to yell. Shift to start a sentence that I cannot write. Shift makes the letter tall, bright. And I yell in fonts preselected long ago. Why must I shift so? Shift is the secret to making you stand out in a crowd I wish I was loud, shifting my letter, my ideas, my … dreams? Maybe it was all a joke. You accidently left it so The caps lock was on. How is it a lowercase and capital came to be paired Like mother and child, a dotted I grows tall and serifed. But still the “I” I have feels juvenile undeveloped Shift me soon mommy? How is it fingers can yell ask the caps lock key. Is it revelry? Or just an error unforced like a muffed bunt Sports are sporting only when they cannot hunt some say Who will lock my caps My caps, when I am at last. Asleep. Please send positive feedback to yputerpoems@gmail.com Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The final diary entry of Bernard Glouch. What will he find? What will happen? Thanks for listening to Brushtown Stories! We love you. (Yes you! You are wonderful!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard Glouch and Chapman Heethe are back on the trail of the Fecal box of Adam. Will they find what they seek in Hawaii? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Agent Squatch is in the Canadian Arctic fighting undead Vikings when a more personal problem crops up State-side. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Agent Squatch goes up against a racist mummy with a plan to bring about chaos. Time to kick it up a squatch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard and Chapman are at the mercy of the Yachi Cult. But this cult seems to not have much mercy. Mercy me! Can they get out of this strawberry of a jam and preserve their jelly of a quest! Or will it all go marmalade! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard Glouch and Chapman Heethe head to Taipei Taiwan to try and find the resting place of the fecal box of Adam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When a young girl goes missing in crag country it's up to Detective Dankent to solve the case. Everybody loves Ann Swann but is that enough? Or maybe even too much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone's favorite Big Foot with a badge - Agent Squatch relays one her tales of daring-do! Can she defeat a separatist mermaid in Ethiopia? Find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Marissa McMenamin arrives in Ulan Popolus the capital of Bazahmia. But will the super villain bite? Will she make a fortune or will the sandwatch flop? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Marissa McMenamin has a brilliant idea, well she thinks so at least. But what happens when someone sinister agrees. Will she make a deal or get dealt a losing hand. Listen and find out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard Glouch and Chapman Heethe are caught up in the chaos of World War 1 but the secret location of the Fecal Box of Adam is still on their minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geraldine Xanthippe was a star of the stage - at least in her own mind - but her career takes an odd turn when she falls for a crusading attorney who wants to be a clown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brushtown Stories: Episode 16 The Leather Bound Prestige Edition of the Rise and Fall of the Mole Empire – Annotated With Glitter As Related to Melissa Lusk, With Variant Hologram Cover In our most meta episode ever Melissa Lusk announcer for Brushtown Stories finally learns what all these mole references in the outros are about. Get ready for some meta metaness. It's even more meta than Ron Artest. www.podmusical.com for cast, info, patreon, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clown hunting FBI agent Samara Javadi confronts the mysterious Holiday Roman and learns just how deep the conspiracy goes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Agent Samara Javadi is the FBI's best agent in the clown crimes division. But has she bit off more than she can chew? Find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapman Heethe and Bernard Glouch head to Sarajevo on a mission from the mad Duke. But soon realize that their quest is more complicated than they expected. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard Glouch continues his quest to find Dentite artifact. He and Chapman Heathe return to Europe to meet with a mysterious benefactor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ella Sunshine's tale continues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dentine history is long. So is the Sunshine family tree. May we shake a few branches and find out what falls? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some lives only barely intersect with the world of tooth and fuzz. But let's not ignore them completely. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is there more to the Grand Cuspid then we knew? Maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The saga of Glouch continues apace. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard Glouch may not be a character in the main part of the Fall of the House of Sunshine, but that doesn't mean his story isn't epic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes stories don't make the final cut of a season. And sometimes these stories cut back. This is one of those cutting tales Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Agent Samara Javadi had been assigned to the clown division of the Bureau for five months. Since clowning was made illegal by the Defense Against Clowns Act, the funnymen were a constant target. Some clowning groups went underground. Some of the more artsy types crossed into Canada and set up ex-pat tumbling clubs... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes stories don't fit neatly into a season. Sometimes they just season a little side. Like roast potatoes. Or bonus content. This is one such side salad of a story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some stories exist beyond the regular run of a season. This is one such story. From Dankent to your ears! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brushtown Stories - a place for tales that didn't quite fit. Here we follow up with Hank a worker on the fuzzatronic bomb Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is a Brushtown Story? Well let us brushtown answer that for you with this Brushtown intro! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jon, Bergs and Detective Dankent himself (Nate) answer questions from a very large number of fans. So many questions! Melissa does live credits! (Special thanks to everyone who sent their questions in!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Title: Who's Got the Teeth?? Date: unknown Contents: #Howlin'BrushJannsenn #KomodoDragons #Hens? Notes: Tape found in dumpster behind G. G. Scrumptious. Got tip from Craig that it would be there. Gross, Craig. Here, Brushee's cousin (the white one with the afro) stumbles in to the Smile Hour. Presented without comment. The disgusting morals of the tooth freaks are on full display here: "No teeth - then you're no friend of mine." Parallels to Pontius Pirate? Call J. to ask re: Lake hatred. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Title: Brush Your Teeth With It Date: unknown Contents: #Toothstranauts #Shumbaboo #floss bombs Notes: Bonus song from tape Craig had. Had to trade two complete Clownie Brown collectable card game sets (minus rare off-print Ultimate Form: Sweet Sal. SORRY CRAIG.). Presented without comment. Frightening illustration of Dentite's true ambitions and morals. Brushee and his "Toothstranauts" examine parable of following Ur-word as strict law. Parallels to Pontius Pirate? Call J. to ask re: Ort Cloud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Title: The Tooth that Knewth the Pearly Truth Date: unknown Contents: #tooth mysticism #pearly truth #pirate #crab Notes: This bonus song was found on a cassette tape in a thrift store. We present it to you without comment. Innocuous, dreadful tooth smut. Brushee and the puppets reenact a "favorite song" - propaganda for "pearly truth." Parallels to Pontius Pirate? Call J. to ask re: crab. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 1 -- Episode 1: Open Wide and Say Die A timeless show. A beloved host. A mysterious murder. Who killed Brushee Sunshine? Follow Detective Dankent as he probes the dank and furry underbelly of broadcast children’s television’s tooth game at the Sunshine Smile Hour. Meet Flosso, who worshipped his brother Brushee, but harbors long-buried secrets as well. Question Braceletta, the girl with braces on her legs and her teeth and Brushee’s bride-to-now-never-be. See Elsa, but don’t stare - she doesn’t like it when you stare. Search, but beware, listener - things aren’t as pearly white as they seem… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come listen to the mystery! Who killed beloved children's show host Brushee Sunshine? Meet the man tasked with solving the case - Detective Dankent. There's no shortage of suspects - was it Braceletta, the girl with braces on her legs and her teeth, or Brushee's bitter brother Flosso? Did we mention it's a musical?? Hear three new songs each week sung by the likes of Grace McLean, Bonnie Milligan, Molly Hager, Jared Loftin, Kevin Townley and more! Can you solve the mystery? Stay tuned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices