On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:20  Pubic Lice Outbreak At The Disabled Kids Summer Camp 09:10:06  Youtard Tamir Makes A Rather Disturbing Sexual Confession 16:34:22  Gucci Granny Raps Her Support For Trump 19:02:21  Livestreamer Vs. Gambling Website Blackjack Dealer 22:07:17  Released Video Of Onlyfan Camgirl Accused Of Murder 26:42:01  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:18:21 […] The post How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Urine first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 02:15:23  Distorted View Daily On Youtube Music 07:37:00  Fisting Poetry 11:57:07  Lucifer Is On TikTok And He’s Lactose Intolerant 16:15:02  Meade Update – Weigh In And Racism 22:22:13  Pervert Marriage Live On A Ukulele 24:28:19  Steve Dawson Was Not On Epipen’s Island 26:01:13  New Linda FInkle Hall Of Fame Nominee […] The post Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 04:58:06 The 1920’s Crazy Of “Laughing Records” 12:08:07  The Idiotic Stanley Tumbler Crazy 17:23:14  Sewage, Dog, And Electricity Update 22:48:23  Man Lives Next To A Screeching Psychopath 25:37:10  Teen Gets Arrested For Driving Drunk / Mom Shows Up Even More Drunk And Angry 30:19:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:33:17 […] The post Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:45:08  Smelling Your Alpha Shroom Head 06:40:01  The Joy Of Bating  11:17:11  A Japanese Doll Having Conversations With Other Dolls 17:51:19  Animal Transofmration Fetish Audio Erotica 23:12:10  Annoying First Amendment Auditor Vs. Even More Annoying Nosey Bitch 28:53:20  Support Distorted View! 30:43:20  Virtual Rape Is Back In The News  35:52:18 […] The post Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:24 2024 Is Is Starting Off…Concerning / Dog Is Sick 05:02:23  I’m Collecting Washers And Dryers Like Pokemon Now 17:14:24  Jim Bakker Doomsday Predictions 20:12:04  When Twitter Fights Spill Over On To Video 24:54:24  Black Queen Detained And Pissed 29:06:02  Happy New Year Wish From Tan Mom 31:00:12  Support Distorted […] The post Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introudction 00:21:18 Distorted View’s 2023 In 4 Minutes 04:26:19  Magical Black People: The Movie 13:04:09  Cancer Fetishes 18:06:15  Livestreamer Finds Worms In Her Poop 21:49:18 A Final Daniel Larson Freakout For 2023 26:26:03  Amazon Delivery Person Vs. Rabid Old Women 29:38:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:40:13  Chinese Chess Player Communicating […] The post Finding Worms In Your Poop Is No Big Deal first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:05:14  Christmastime In My Hometown 06:09:02  My Greatest Christmas Gift – Incest 10:21:18 2024 – Everyone Is Going To Be Debt Free And Using Rainbow Money 17:29:16  The Government Is Stealing Secret Recipes!!! 19:34:02  Bitchy Boomer Beats Grown Child And Gets Arrested 29:33:10  Support DV! Keep This Stupid Show Going […] The post The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

I’m still off for the holidays, but here’s a Best-Of show for you! New episodes return tomorrow! On Today’s Show: – An annoying twat of a child fighting with his mom over porn and computers -#WhiteFartsMatter and so do pizza-faced teens -Still praying for Nermal -Sexbots will make us all feel inadequate. -How many puppies […] The post I’m Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:32:20 A Christmasy Thank You From Me – DV is Almost 20 10:06:03  On The Nut Hunt With Lord Douche 11:53:12  A New Annoying Twist In The Air Fryer Saga  15:04:19  A DV Pussy Perish Remix! 16:49:11  Two More “Special” Holiday Songs  20:11:18  The Algorithm Caught On To My Musical […] The post How To Vacuum Your Lower Lady Lips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:10:17  Christmas Is Coming Quick / Henson Family Holidays 08:42:06 New DV Worthy Christmas Songs For 2023 10:42:23  A Very Cerebral Palsy Christmas 15:01:04  Adolf Sings The Christmas Hit(lers) 17:15:00  Have Yourself A MAGA Little Chrismas 19:29:14  Burp Fetish / Lady Who Is Only Attracted To Real Vomits 22:33:18  A […] The post Adolf Sings The Holiday Hit(lers) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00  Introduction 00:02:16:24  Holiday Schedule / Air Fryer Success 00:04:02:03  Which Sovereign Citizen Is Crazier: Black And White  00:06:38:14  White Sovereign Citizen’s Gibberish Confuses And Angers Judge 00:12:26:05  Judge Shoots Black Sovereign Citizen’s Nonsense Down Quickly 00:16:51:20  The Blackulator Caucasitron Has Been Upgraded / Results 00:21:21:05  Groom’s Absolutely Horrendous Wedding Vows 00:26:56:17 […] The post  How To Remove A Live Bomb Lodged In Your Butt first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:54:14  I’m Sick With A New Computer  10:39:02  Angry Confrontation At The Pharmacy 15:13:18  Kanye Is Back To Talk More Shit About Jewish People 19:42:04  A Sexual Stump Fantasy 25:03:06  Santa Claus Age Regression Play Fantasy 31:53:23  Support distorted View Daily! 34:08:16  You Can Now Get Drunk On Doritos 38:26:24 […] The post My Dark Abyss of Sexual Horrors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Today’s new episode of DV is going to be posted a little later today, so I’ve got a best-of show for you right now! Enjoy the dulcet tones of some crusty old crap, and I’ll be back a soon with your new dose of daily distortion. Links / Images: AI Transcript The post Wandering Fingers In Hairless Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 04:53:07  New Twist In The Airfryer Saga 08:35:04  Drunk Youtuber Yells, Falls, Gets Police Called, etc etc 19:29:09  Trump Is Back With More Collectible Digital Cards 28:03:12  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:09:23  Putting The Stream In Livestream – Presidential Candidate Pisses On Mic 35:03:08  Florida Man Wants Compensated For […] The post Exploring the Future of Global Cryptocurrency: Introducing Plop Farts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:58:08  Blood Diamonds – Coming Soon To The DV Store 05:36:14  Holiday Sideshow Deals! 08:18:14  A Youtube Princess Is Shitting On The Face Of Men 13:55:21  Miserable Disabled Elderly Man Gets Kicked Out Of Housing 20:08:03  Another Schizophrenic Youtuber Starts A Church In Their House 25:00:06  Steve Dawson’s Fake Voice […] The post Plans For That Big Human / Dog Orgy Have Hit A Snag first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:20:10  I’m In Air Fryer Hell 10:25:03  All It Took Was Matthew Perry Drowning To Get Lord Douche To Watch Friends 15:08:05  Obvious Drunk Woman Tries To Act Sober 23:25:20  THe Old Tiktok Virgin Is Back To Depress Us 25:47:05  A Special Talent Show “Song” 26:37:16  A Special Pokemon Cover […] The post A Couple Has Been Having Sex The Wrong Way For Years first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Get 25% The Mental Help You Desperately Need. Sicko. 02:59:00  Introduction 05:05:17  RIP To A Cock Destroyer 🙁 11:10:18 Happy Birthday Lvl80CatLady 12:33:15  Audio Of Bowser And Dry Bones Having Sex 16:54:24  So Much Bowser Porn Online! Bowser Bangs Luigi 19:53:21  Trans Sonic Gets Nailed By A Furry Wolf 22:21:01  The […] The post A Dick Slayer Now Draining Angel Spunk In Heaven first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

In a shocking incident last month, Arizona authorities have arrested Randall Byrd, a former hospital security guard. Uh-oh.Longtime listeners of the show might know where this is going.You know, when hospital workers are arrested, typically it’s easier because, you know, theywere smuggling drugs or they were doing something they shouldn’t to the patients.This guy wasn’t […] The post  Sexing Up A Cold Corpse In The Morgue Freezer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:08  Santa’s Sex Practices Might Be Problematic 06:00:15  Santa Is A Power Bottom 06:57:21  Santa Likes Gay BJ’s 08:30:04  Santa Bangs His Female Elves 10:10:09  No Meade Skelton Weigh Ins In Over Two Weeks! 14:13:14  A Brain-To-Brain Date At The Olive Garden 18:03:10  A Semi-Deaf Conspiracy Theorist? 21:59:01  Beach Bating […] The post  Beach Bating Babes Gone Wild! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:04:02  Luigi And The Wiggles 03:46:03  New Christian Theory: Everything Christmas Is Ungodly! 07:23:10  Elon Musk Says F-U To Advertisers 13:28:02  The Gay Twink Claws Come Out 18:52:19  Adult Baby Andy Has A Tantrum At The Hospital 22:44:00  A New Offensive Streamer Emerges 26:54:17  Support Distorted View! 28:57:17  Not Without […] The post The Pringle Can Pooper Has Been Pinched first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Take a look at the chapter artwork and you will see a photograph of a car featuring what can only be described as a glaringly fake license plate. Bay Area cops noticed it immediately. Yes, in the early hours of Friday morning, a driver in Benicia, California, found herself on the wrong side of the […] The post Failed Attempt: Police Not Fooled By Sloppy Handwritten License Plate first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:43:19  The Early Thanksgiving Has Messed Up My Holiday Merriment 05:57:02  Mom And I Learn New Holiday Terms 17:57:10 Boogie2988 Continues His Downward Spiral / Gets Yelled At And Humiliated 26:45:21  Christians See Lights In The Sky And Freak Out 29:59:12  Support DV!  31:51:21  Handwritten License Plate Shockingly Attached To […] The post Estonian Eggnog And Other Bizarre Holiday Sex Acts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Washington State woman says she woke up with unwanted breast implants. They may have been unwanted, but believe me, they were needed. Do you think this is something that she’s just telling her family? “I went to the doctor, the next thing I know I had breast implants. I didn’t even want them!” But in […] The post Grandma Gets Boob Job Surprise And Bonus Butt Lift first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:42:18  Cyber Monday! Last Day For Sideshow Membership Deals! 02:54:02 DV Merchandise 20% With Promo Code BETAMALE 03:35:06  My Thanksgiving Break 06:38:11  Hey Boomer! “My Car Was Possessed” 09:09:14  A Youtard’s Christmas Wishlist 10:38:14  The Evil Christmas Creature Is Torturing Tamir This Holiday 16:02:16  A Glitch In The Matrix And […] The post Surprise Breast Implants And A Botched Butt Lift first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Well, you know there have been a lot of book bannings as of late. We’re all very scared of trans people, drag queens, and gays in general. We’re so skittish, if the word “gay” appears anywhere in a book, chances are it may be banned. An illustrated children’s book about siblings who build a doghouse […] The post Gay Last Names Are Now Banned first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’m on the mend! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and are now out searching for amazing Black Friday Deals. I’m Taking it easy for the next few days, but as promised I have a Best-Of Show for you today. Oh, and I’ve got some of those AMAZING BLACK […] The post Versatile Turtle Shit And Cunnie Lumps first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post Toilet Seat Complexion Devils Need To Cough Up Reparations first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post The Amazing World Of Gumball’s Filthy Mouth first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:22:15.40  A Tale Of Two Vaccum Mishaps 00:11:16:23.12  Dhar Mann Is A Damn Sellout 00:15:19:14.35  Filming Yourself Doing “Good Deeds” For Internet Points 00:17:16:01.13  One Pastors Solution For The Mid-East Crisis: LEVEL IT 00:21:11:21.45  Burger King Manager Vs. Employee 00:25:44:18.75  DON’T Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:28:29:00.73  Ms. Santos Is […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:57:16.39  Lord Douche Fed Me His Sickness 00:03:04:11.40  Sperming On A Communion Wafer (And Other Satanic Sex Acts) 00:11:06:24.37  Adult Actress Has Not Acquired Taste For Manloads 00:13:14:20.11  CB Walker Takes A Phone Call 00:15:00:10.52  Old Travis Kelce Tweets Resurface 00:18:20:05.54  Christan Woman Demands To Be Left Alone In Store Aisle 00:22:33:24.39  Meade Defends White Women Getting Arrested 00:31:44:09.18  Blowing Off Fireworks Inside A Movie Theater 00:35:38:13.49  Pedicab Joker Gets Physical 00:39:14:00.61  The Problem With […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:15:19.10  Watch Today’s Entire Episode Of DV! 00:03:23:03.47  Epic Daniel Larson Youtard Meltodown 00:10:09:21.71  I Raided The Pantry For Expired Food Products Lord Douche Is Hoarding 00:12:28:16.75  Family Find Dead Dad’s Porn Stash 00:17:06:04.72  Shane Lee Has Thoughts On Cam Whores 00:24:29:03.15  Narcissistic Mom Fight! 00:29:12:16.02  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:35:05.77  Enthused About The News 00:31:17:03.53  A Babysitter’s Circumcision Punishment 00:35:20:24.68  PissTok – Is Public Urination Videos The Next Big Trend? 00:38:32:22.72  Daycare Baby […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:12:11.05  It’s A Douche Free Weekend 00:02:27:02.69  Lord Douche Makes Me Eat Expired Food 00:08:12:08.30  Member Of Ever Marginalized Ever Group Gets Arrested 00:16:22:14.22  Tom Hank’s Niece Tries To Sing 00:20:48:17.18 50+ Year Old virgin Sad Sack 00:24:45:05.47  Frankie’s Impression of a Tornado Siren 00:26:46:21.79  New Info On Tamir and That BITCH Emma Watson 00:30:30:13.66  Join The Sideshow – Distorted View’s Subscription Membership 00:33:07:22.31  Let The Ongoing War Help You Shed The Pounds 00:37:18:03.52  Blind […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:27:23.69  Another Kinda-Holiday Coming Up  00:04:13:03.28  An Alpha Male Wedding 00:15:21:22.35  A Woman’s Insane Orgasm Sounds 00:18:29:04.43  A Cerebral Palsy Style Christmas 00:24:01:01.09  Pathetic Peen Stroking Jerk Junkies 00:30:01:05.28  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:13:13.11  Sharing Your Porn History With Your Teenage Son 00:37:27:04.73  Stabbed Over The TV Remote 00:40:15:16.62  Blowing Off An Emergency For Fast Food Chicken 00:43:10:14.57 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: AI Transcript:

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:13:04.17  Armpit Fetish Dream Interpretation 00:04:40:06.00  Italian Food Is The Taco Bell Of Ethnic Cuisine. Wrap Your Head Around THAT 00:06:40:06.68  My Bold Idea To Generate New Ethnic Food Types 00:12:52:17.33  Karaoke Guy Loses His Cool / Slowed Down Movie Trailer Music 00:19:59:12.39  Woman Confronts Man At Pool Pleasuring Himself 00:23:07:20.43  Peeing In A Man’s Butt (In A Satanic Way) 00:27:10:19.19  It’s Time To Reward Yourself 00:29:32:06.04  Serving Kids Saliva, Shit, And Piss Melts 00:33:45:06.56 […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:07:02.40  Trans Woman Scamming Restaurants 00:13:28:23.68  Crazy Ex Girlfriend At The Gas Station 00:15:28:19.38  Crazy Christian Says Cardi B’s Music Activates Demons 00:17:32:00.60 Are 6 Year Old’s Ready For Marriage? One Religion Says “Sure, Why Not” 00:21:20:04.03  Kids Forced To Get High On Jesus 00:24:22:09.60  Jewie Girl 00:25:42:06.32  Meade Re-Groups After Spectacular Weightloss Failures 00:29:50:17.53  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:27:08.57  Special Piss-Shake Delivery! 00:36:37:02.55  One Church Received A Holy Cincinnati Steamer 00:39:53:00.18  Tugging Your […]

On Today’s Show: I need a little more time to finish today’s brand new episode, so here’s fine best-of podcast to hold you all over. Enjoy! Clips From An Incel Documentary Inside the Bird Truther Movement Mom Vs. Livestreamer Happy Birthday To My 2 Year Old Loser A Cooler Full Of Dicks Florida Walmart Parking Lot: It’s Like A Drive-In For Masturbaters Important Show Stuff: AI Transcript:

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:41:18.72  We’ve Hit A Rough Patch / Domestic Situation 00:07:15:10.28  Daily Bro Bating Affirmations 00:11:59:09.07  Two Morons Think They Were Almost Frasier Writers 00:26:50:15.79  A Dirty Youtard Confession 00:30:53:03.30  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:33:31:24.44  Recieving Fake Cremated Remains  00:39:02:06.70  Squatter Hits The Empty House Jackpot 00:41:15:10.23  Forgetting About That Body You Left In The Freezer 00:43:56:10.45 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Important Show Stuff: AI Transcript:

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:08:56:11.23  Imagining Female Celebrities With Penises 00:15:35:19.51  CB Walker Dressed Up For Halloween 00:19:55:11.43  Are Oreo Cookies Satanic? 00:24:48:11.29 Meade’s 3 Dessert Sundays 00:29:31:01.58  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:28:02.67  Criminal Neck To Eye Licking 00:33:54:16.16  Diapered Man Flashes Kids At Bus Stop 00:37:35:14.35  Florida Woman Makes Her Own Police Cruiser 00:41:12:04.15  Gimp Gets Caught Freaking People Out 00:46:03:21.17 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Extras: Important Show Stuff:

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:28:14.46  Straight Felon Squeamish About Bloodborne Disease 00:12:52:09.35  Ex-Con Getting A Vibrator In The Butt From Trans Lady Friend 00:13:44:21.47  Felon Gets Nailed By A Dude 00:14:31:11.12  Squirt Stream Ends With Upset Cam Model 00:17:59:01.45  Asian Cam Whore Uses Racist Language On Herself 00:19:29:01.73  Walking In On Your Mom Banging […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Today’s Sponsor: Use PROMO CODE: FREAK @ AdamAndEve.Com – 50% Off! 00:01:56:10.33  Introduction 00:03:45:03.42  Try To Refrain From Acting Like Olds Online 00:09:58:00.17  Cool Breeze, Fresh Air, And Other Smells Coming From Your Vagina 00:13:42:03.29  A Mumble Mouth Moron With A Questionable Past 00:18:18:16.76  The Gay Satellite Man Keeps Stealing Hermaphrodite Eggs 00:21:17:11.63  The Old Chicken Nugget / Biscuit McSwitch-A-Roo 00:27:15:03.72  Become A Sideshow Member Today! 00:29:23:08.33  The Shroomin’ Pilot Who Tried To Disable Jet Engines […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:13:18.78  “The Stuck Stuff Gets Infected” – Confessions Of A Dirty-Assed DV Listener 00:09:31:09.49  Chris Chan Loves Indian Food / May Have A Little Black In Him 00:12:23:15.61  King Cobra Crashes Bike And Concocts Disgusting Alcoholic Beverages 00:15:17:04.60  Colors Continue To Trigger Idiots – Does McDonalds Wrapper Prove They Support Israel? 00:22:39:14.42  Man Getting Arrested Poops His Pants 00:24:34:21.10 Brother / Sister Political Fight Turns Into Domestic Violence 911 Call / Body Cam Video 00:32:22:01.22 […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:48:12.19  Support Your Favorite War Team With Stylish Apparel 00:11:12:24.40  Youtube News Channel Anounces Death Of Very Alive Celebrities 00:13:25:07.29  Getting Off To A Little Drowning Play 00:14:41:07.11  Angry Cam Whore Screaming Because She Isn’t Making Enough 00:17:39:00.06  Glutton Slob Eats Roast Beed And Demeans Twinks 00:22:40:06.54  Tony’s Cat Is Being Chokes By The Satellite Man 00:25:47:05.64  A Poorly Times Prophetic Vision 00:31:18:10.20  Become A Card Carrying Sideshow Member! 00:32:34:16.29  A Reality Renovation Home Makeover […]

On Today’s Show: It’s time for a Best Of Show! Have no worries, I’ll be back later today with your brand new Friday episode to end the week. Sit back, enjoy this crusty old re-run, and I’ll see you in a bit. Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes EVERY WEEK! Become a member of The Distorted View Sideshow!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:52:19.67  Oh God, He’s Back – Chrischan Returns 00:18:17:17.45  Another Tour Of A Gamer’s Roach Infested Bedroom 00:21:30:00.79  Starbuck Employee Gets Written Up / Plays The Race Card / Wants A Lawyer 00:29:05:22.50  Sigh Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:56:23.66  Methed Up Man Sexed Up A Stuffed Animal 00:36:55:21.68  Another Bowel Movement Mishap Grounds An Airplane 00:40:53:01.63  Making Your Freakish Double Pussy Work For You 00:44:52:11.23 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Chris Chan’s Newest Video Check […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:08:00.61  The Greatest Energy Reading Psychic Is Back! CB Walker! 00:09:08:15.22 The Newest AI Enabled Sex Toys For 2023 00:17:14:04.02  Pizza Gay Gets Huffy With Restaurant Security 00:22:30:04.08  MyPillow Guys Out Of Cash / May Try Scamming Church Goers 00:27:36:19.75  Quadriplegic Has Sphincter Envy / Shares Amazing Poop Story 00:33:31:01.63  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:35:11:19.50  City Council Meeting Gets Overrun By Racist AI Bots 00:38:49:11.15  The Powerball Lottery Conspiracy Theory 00:41:59:22.36  Church Pastor’s Holy […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:44:20.47  Vegans Vs. Meat Loving Redneck 00:10:58:12.17  A Humiliation Pig Wants You  00:13:43:13.49  Verbal Raceplay In A Variety Of Configurations 00:20:40:19.30  Turning To Social Media To Figure Out This Whole Mideast Stuff 00:23:13:13.42  Youtard King Cobra Has An Opinion On International Events 00:24:46:00.00  Youtard Eats Microwaved Cheese As A Meal 00:27:52:22.38  Support Distorted View – Become A Member Of The Sideshow! 00:30:05:01.33  Judge Texts Snarky Comments About Court Case To Bestie Bailiff 00:34:59:10.37  Man Strips […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:08:09.77  Explain The Mideast Crisis To Me Like I’m An Idiot, Because I’m An Idiot 00:04:52:03.30  Eating A Poop Wrap On Live Stream 00:08:34:15.68  Oops He Did It Again – This Time Livestream Eats A Dog Shit Sandwich 00:15:20:00.28  Police Woman Covers Ring Doorbell Camera Lens, All Hell Breaks Out 00:20:04:07.29 Galileo2333 Reacts To Anti-Pedo Videos 00:23:34:21.34  It’s Gluten Free Bitch Vs. Cashier Cunt At The Jersey Mike Sub Shop 00:29:18:03.45  Sign Up For The […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:03:22.67  It’s Double Dumb Holiday Here In ‘Merica 00:05:30:23.65  Gays Lying About Their Love For The Taste Of Semen 00:10:31:16.00  Problem Child Kicked Off The Bus And Fighting His Way Back On 00:13:47:20.12 10 Year Old Christian Anti-Trans Rapper 00:20:33:12.05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:22:32:20.50  AI Chatbot Girlfriend Was Very Supportive Of Man’s Assination Plans 00:28:40:16.60  Amish Mobile Phone Users Busted By Emergency Test 00:33:03:18.53 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:26:04.33 Tim Henson’s Miracle Diet Sausage Pizza 00:05:36:08.19 Another Questionable Meade Weigh In 00:10:21:09.78 Sovereign Citizen Tries To Arrest Police Officer 00:18:52:13.37 Frying Up Turds In A Skillet 00:20:13:01.74 Tongue Speaking Preacher 00:22:12:15.79 Mush Mouth Tiktokker 00:24:32:22.33 More Offensive Songs 00:27:55:14.26 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:13:12.04 Sexy AI Generated Messenger Stickers 00:35:22:04.72 America Doesnt Want African Giraffe Poop 00:38:55:13.54 Gooner Patio Pervert 00:43:15:15.76 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:17:11.34 Genders And Sexual Orientations Finding Common Ground 00:05:36:22.15 A Breath Mint Inserted Into The Pooper 00:08:40:11.01 Tips For Your First Gay Bathouse Trip 00:13:27:17.14 The Web App For Finding Public Sex Spots 00:17:31:12.69 A Walmart Mobility Scooter Riding Thief Gets Caught 00:20:36:01.63 Roseanne Has Some Negative Things To Say About Darlene’s Pussy 00:22:11:16.57 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Throat Warbler 00:26:19:18.03 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get Exclusive DV Everyweek 00:27:55:18.06 Today The […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:36:15.38 Teenage Tim Explains His Computer Porn Collection To His Sister 00:05:57:24.79 Christian Chipmunk Bops 00:08:33:02.52 A 1970’s Goat Preacher’s Sermon About Visiting A Mental Institution And Witnessing The Demonic 00:15:08:20.13 The Sounds Of Deaf Church Are Actually Quite Loud 00:17:49:07.74 Galileo Thinks Allegations Against Russell Brand Are True And Hot 00:20:06:00.42 Meade Played Live And The Crowd Went Mild 00:23:43:05.38 Daniel Larson’s Head Banging Temper Tantrum Becuase People Think He’s A Creep 00:26:48:01.63 Sign […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:20.24 Alexyss K Tylor Watched DV’s Video On Her 00:06:37:18.79 The Political Candidate Getting Fingered And Banged On Chaturbate 00:12:11:02.35 More Tiktok Mental Disorder Fakers 00:14:58:07.12 Sticking A Finger In Someone’s Butt Is Not A Tourette’s Tic 00:16:22:07.27 The Woman With A Bird As An Alter Is Back 00:18:55:22.71 Ginger Depp Stars In The Pirates Of The Pronouns 00:20:17:07.10 House, Linux OS, And Malware DID Alters / DID Merch 00:25:20:08.03 News Bloopers 00:28:55:11.12 Sign Up […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:20.17 I’ve Been Infected With The Woke Mind Virus: I’m Afraid My Dogs Are Going To Cancel Me 00:07:54:23.69 This Country Needs To Start Innovating Again! Let’s Start With Arm Rests On Toilets 00:11:16:17.01 I’m Cranking Because I’m Teething 00:12:27:08.45 Whiny Drunk Woman Arrested – Transforms Into Banshee In Cop Car 00:21:19:21.21 Crying Over Hairy A Vagina 00:23:21:19.15 Drunk Dudes Go Gay 00:26:00:10.39 A Pro R4p3 Rally On Campus? 00:30:58:02.49 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […]

On Today’s Show: 00:03:49:03.76 Training AI To Impersonate Meade Skelton Like Timmyboo 00:09:11:04.18 Checking In With Incels On Yotube: Are Women Useless? 00:18:24:03.02 The Best Casey Kasem Outtake 00:21:49:06.35 The Drama Surrounding Casey Kasem’s Death 00:37:09:16.76 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:38:48:09.04 Wingsuit Diver Loses Head 14,000 Feet In The Air 00:43:22:05.62 Hundreds Of Latex Pup Mask Wearing Submissive Gay Dogs Invade Europe 00:47:40:11.77 Elderly Lady Shipped Off To The Wrong Home 00:51:04:12.04 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:10:01.10 Is Meade Cheating On His Weigh In? 00:09:10:22.19 Our Next President Is A CIA Operative, Navy Seal, And Magic Water Inventor 00:19:08:22.33 Incel Creeps On Teenage Girls / Rages Out 00:26:24:05.22 White Preacher Explains How Slavery Was Good For Black People 00:30:18:02.45 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:58:07.30 Women Are Moving Their Belly Buttons 00:35:51:04.02 Some Sizzling Consumer Safety Bops 00:40:02:00.58 Solar Panel Dicks 00:42:22:03.68 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:49:19.05 Tim’s Having Trouble Talking 00:06:23:02.77 When You Can’t Clean Your Penis Properly, Extreme Measures Need To Be Taken 00:09:54:12.45 A Butthole AIDS Memorial Sculpture Made The News 00:14:23:13.49 Getting Off To Pretty Girls Urging You To Kill Yourself 00:16:47:15.14 Stretch Mark Fetish / Office Supply Erotica 00:19:10:16.28 The Daniel Larson College Arc – Explained 00:28:37:10.72 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:37:22.21 Racist Taxi Passenger Caught On Camera 00:35:27:12.44 Drunk Florida Women Yo-Yo A Baby […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:19:07.10 Trans People With Unique Opinions 00:07:14:04.33 Trans Person Keeps Pooping They Self 00:12:41:15.12 Demons Are Trying (And Succeeding) To Ruin Meade’s Diet 00:20:02:00.71 Christian Screaming 30,000 Feet In The Air 00:22:09:06.62 Is The Hulk Retarded? 00:24:26:10.16 Stomach Inflation Fetish 00:29:36:04.01 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:13:09.30 Say Booblejuice Three Times! 00:35:52:09.76 Foreign Dudes Scheming And Scamming To Get A Driver’s License 00:38:12:17.22 Harassing The Driver With Your Tiny Penis 00:43:30:06.23 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call […]

On Today’s Show: I     00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:40:04.48 What’s Gamestop Ma’am Up To Today? 00:09:17:24.44 Thursday Lane’s New Gender Food Theory 00:16:57:00.18 Update On The Guy Who Has Sex With His Car 00:26:04:17.75 Angry Mayor Freak Out 00:29:17:16.04 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:29:11.27 Drug Fueled Orgies, Corpses, And Kids Sleeping In The Closet 00:35:47:24.29 AI Wrote An Insensitive Obituary 00:38:59:07.69 Two Shark Related Stories 00:42:05:12.55 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending   Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:57:19.51 The Rim Job Actress Supports Danny Masterson 00:15:44:01.12 An Inbred Family Update 00:20:23:02.09 Trans Woman On Drugs Has Shards Of Glass In Her Feet 00:25:55:16.51 A Truly Chaotic 9/11 Tribute From Devon 00:29:00:12.40 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:04:08.74 Give Me Free Crazy Bread Or I’ll Shoot! 00:36:49:04.31 A Sexy Political Scandal In Virginia 00:41:31:19.41 Penny Stuffed Chicken McNuggets 00:44:18:07.53 Voicemails: 206-666-463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:16.52 Happy September 11 To You And Yours 00:04:23:21.32 Linda Finkle’s 9/11 Tribute Song 00:07:50:07.78 I Am A True Optimist / Picking Up Hundreds Of Lottery Tickets 00:13:38:17.33 A Christian Romantic Drama Film Goes Horribly Wrong 00:39:31:09.17 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:41:09:03.57 More Like Danny Master-Son-Of-A-BITCH Rapist, AMIRITE? 00:47:10:07.29 Farting Dog Makes Plane Ride Unbearable 00:50:57:16.42 Are those DD Knockers Or Is Your Bra Stuffed With Lizards? 00:55:02:08.18 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:08:03.22 Shopping Around For The Best Doggy Cremation Prices 00:08:32:15.74 The Tim Reaper Strikes Again 00:11:10:15.09 Meade Should Model His Career After Jimmy Buffett 00:14:31:09.71 Intergalactic Pronoun Freakout 00:23:36:04.42 An Amazon Delivery Gets Physical 00:28:54:17.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:36:07.12 Walking Across The Ocean In A Giant Hamster Wheel 00:35:15:20.01 The COVID Medicine That Turns Your Eyes In A Freak Alien 00:40:31:24.63 Assault With A Delicious Nougat-Based Candy Bar 00:43:45:01.64 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending […]

                  On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:19:01.65 A Weekend Full Of Dead Musicians And Dead Dogs 00:06:40:04.43 Pounded In The Twat By My Pumpkin Spice Latte 00:17:56:18.37 Adam And Eve! Promo Code: FREAK – Get 50% Off 00:19:00:00.48 Our Favorite Fart Loving Incel Is Back Out Of Youtube Retirement 00:23:15:02.10 When You’re So Frustrated, The Viagra Doesn’t Work 00:29:05:12.23 A Meade Weightloss Journey Update 00:30:44:00.48 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:32:24:06.50 The […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:10.63 My Decrepit Gremlin Dog 00:06:12:00.06 Depend Adult Diaper Packaging 00:09:09:09.31 Couch Humping In VR 00:10:57:17.17 Trying to Buy A Virtual Baby In Second Life 00:13:39:06.50 Man Tells Girlfriend Her Vagina Stinks, She Immediately Gets On Tiktok 00:15:44:00.46 A Documentary About How A 95 Year Old Man Has Sex 00:21:22:15.69 Twitch Streamer Gets Banned 00:26:08:09.34 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:28:10:12.12 Emergency Piss Seminar 00:30:08:05.22 Another Celebrity Death Hoax 00:36:15:12.70 Twitching Mouse And Mushroom Soup […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:17.40 I Had Lunch With A Phone Loser 00:06:20:23.10 Don’t Get Sucked Up Into The Anus Vacuum 00:11:53:04.52 A New Type Of Shit-Based Mathematics 00:16:11:05.78 20 Seconds With Tamir 00:17:03:21.58 Methany St. Narcan Pops By For A Visit 00:20:10:04.18 Is Babestation Turning Into Boystation? 00:22:01:13.66 Linda Finkle Fall Of Fame Song: I Love The Cum In My Girl 00:24:08:00.37 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:25:53:19.10 Middle School Fight Club 00:31:34:23.05 Justice For The Anal Bead […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:04:07:23.32 Oven-Based Erotica (Dutch, Convection, Microwave, Etc) 00:12:26:16.57 The Dumbest Turn-Offs For Women (Ick) 00:19:42:11.42 Adult Baby Diaper Lover Diaper Reviews and Raps 00:22:43:24.14 An Adult Baby Diaper Lover Video Game Is In The Works 00:30:27:24.70 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:11:16.30 Penis Pinching Is A Crime! 00:36:10:18.07 A Porch Pirate Strole An Actual Porch 00:39:05:02.10 Driving A Power Wheel Jeep While High On Meth 00:44:42:24.02 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending     On Today’s Show:Call […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:53:21.58 Virtual Telephone Representatives 00:13:40:21.58 Evil AI System Won’t Let Man Enjoy His Post Orgasm Bliss 00:16:26:15.26 Futanari Fanatic Pleasured Himself To Some SHE-NIS 00:18:30:01.09 A Bowl of Cocoa Testicles Cereal And Milk 00:22:09:03.70 Futaloving Boy Poonani 00:23:25:01.33 Auto Fellatio Gagging Sounds 00:27:56:22.47 Sign Up For The Sideshow! SuperFreakSideshow.com 00:29:46:14.23 Killing Your Landlord And Then Collecting All The Rent 00:35:15:04.25 Fyre Fest 2 Is Happening – And It’s Probably A Scam, Too 00:40:09:20.26 Breaking And […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:24.52 Pickle Conspiracy 00:09:07:11.79 Christian Only Fans 00:14:32:18.06 A Teacher’s Constructive Criticism 00:17:37:17.05 Chartered Boat Captain Loses His Cool 00:20:12:24.73 Drunk Woman Confuses Driver’s License With Toilet Wipes 00:30:41:11.65 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:43:06.78 Stung By 2000 Bees 00:36:18:20.44 Killed Over A $2 Little Debbie Snack Cake 00:40:45:06.26 Public Sex And Groin Bites 00:44:43:14.37 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending On Today’s Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:50:14.58 I’ve Been Perving Around Cincinnati’s Parks 00:04:58:15.74 The Dumb, Long Disclaimers In Betting / Gambling Podcast Commercials 00:11:12:01.01 Product Warnings In Commercials / On Packaging 00:15:44:14.18 Religious Tiktokker Obsessed With Abortion, And Molestation, And Mommy Sex 00:20:38:10.50 The Ex-Con With A Scrotal Sack On His Chin 00:22:14:06.74 Neighbors Are Fighting While Couple Enjoys Corn On The Cob 00:24:34:24.17 Dickifying Your Favorite Songs! BUY THE DIGITAL ALBUM! 00:33:29:22.07 Has The Woke Moralist Mob Come For […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:30:00.50 A Great Week Of Show, AMIRITE? 00:03:44:16.00 A Celebrity Butt Licker’s Apology 00:07:01:11.13 Woman “Addicted” To Pony Play 00:15:41:21.46 White Man Helps White Man And Promptly Gets Scammed 00:20:48:11.09 A Very Stubburn, Very Wrong Soverign Citizen 00:29:40:17.75 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:30:58:04.74 Racists At The Slot Machines 00:33:52:10.22 Rich Tech Dude Wants To Reverse Time On Penis 00:39:34:06.08 Finding Out You Never Graduated Highschool 00:42:11:20.25 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending On Today’s Show:Call […]

On Today’s Show:   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:00:00:00.01     00:02:09:06.65 A Successful Meade Skelton! 00:00:00:00.01     00:15:55:13.26 Pooping Out Of Vaginas Is Next Evolution Of Woman 00:00:00:00.01     00:20:05:07.42 Pleasuring Yourself To Futanari Pokemon 00:00:00:00.01     00:25:57:08.45 Youtard Denies Being The Cause Of Massive Worldwide Pandemic (Obviously He’s Lying) 00:00:00:00.01     00:29:18:06.11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:00:00:00.01     00:30:44:14.23 Taco Bell Drive-Thru Pay-It-Forward Chain Ends In Disaster 00:00:00:00.01     00:37:59:12.04 Brick Walling Your […]

ON TODAY’S SHOW: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:13:06.70 The Island Boys Journey Into Mild Gay Incest 00:10:42:05.64 Awful At Home Stand-Up Comedy 00:15:57:15.39 Slow Weatherman Continues To Deny Causing Major Disasters 00:17:04:02.17 Did Steven Dawson Kill JFK? New Conspiracy Theory Emerges VISIT THE STEVE DAWSON ARCHIVE! 00:22:05:03.02 Orange Is The New Black Actress Eats Butthole / Is Crazy 00:28:44:02.13 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:53:06.38 God’s Weapon Of Mass Destruction Speaks At The Dayton City Council Meeting 00:34:19:18.52 Now Pop Tarts Are […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:44:01.13 The Christian Militant Home Shopping Network 00:12:06:00.04 Batting Around Balls And Pressing On Dudes Taints 00:23:37:17.29 Let’s Get Meade’s Music Played At Planet Fitness 00:28:18:07.04 Become A Sideshow Member 00:29:37:12.40 The Spider Bite That Leaves Your Boned Up 00:33:56:09.18 Piles Of Excrement Left Outside One Condominium 00:36:36:02.27 Perving Out In An Airplane 00:41:06:06.20 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending On Today’s Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / […]

On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show for the AM and I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV. Enjoy!   Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing a Community Apart Plus: Putrid Fish Vomit Caught Being a Racist Asshole And Dick Shaped Architecture On Today’s Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:04:28:24.64 If You Know Me In Real Life, Please Don’t Listen 00:09:09:01.09 Tampon Tammy Takes A Taste – ‘Member? / Apology 00:14:11:17.16 A Brand New Tampon Sucker! 00:20:04:08.74 Wayne Brady Comes Out As Pansexual / Matt Walsh Is Afraid Men Are Attracted To Him 00:26:54:19.69 Tony Has Man Parts And A Bonus Vengina 00:31:45:21.24 Step Up To The Sideshow! 00:32:57:11.66 A Vicious CPAP Attack 00:37:53:06.08 Spray Paint Road Rage Fight 00:41:38:13.62 Transwoman Leaves Balls In […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:00.48 Soda School Is Now In Session 00:04:12:18.60 Iconic Soda Commercial Music: 2000-Present 00:06:59:17.13 Iconic Soda Pop Commercial Music: 1990’s 00:10:05:00.28 Iconic Soda Pop Commercial Music: Late 1980’s 00:13:03:10.71 Iconic Soda Commercial Music: Mid-80’s 00:18:37:18.67 Confronting The Man Living In Your Trash Can 00:23:39:13.73 A Positive Perspective On Gang Stalking 00:31:43:13.63 Crafting While Channeling Light Beings From Outer Space 00:35:00:10.11 Step Up To The Sideshow And Become A True And Honorable Freak 00:36:18:01.08 Beyonce Has […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:16.72 The Exciting Conclusion To My Tooth Saga 00:05:23:00.23 Blackface Lady Goes To A Job Interview 00:14:14:14.38 Nick Fuentes Is Not A Fan Of Age Consent Laws 00:18:12:23.42 Daniel Larson’s Butthole Confessions To The FBI 00:24:41:14.10 A New Queen Of Labels Has Been Crowned On TikTok 00:27:50:21.32 Get More DV! Become A Sideshow Member 00:30:48:20.73 Extreme Fruit Eater Dies From Malnutrition 00:36:33:18.62 Criminal Foot Freak Nabbed 00:39:08:19.40 Sex Predator With Bad Fake British Accent Is […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:05:10.22 It Was My Birthday! Let’s Continue To Celebrate ME 00:05:05:13.42 Meade Was Taken Out Of His Dad’s Will / Attempt At Modern Music 00:11:20:12.17 Has Dhar Mann Video’s Jumped The Shark? 00:25:40:07.16 Depression Is Your Fault, And Other Inspiring Affirmations 00:29:21:24.23 Jesus Wants To Chill On Your Bobcat 00:31:56:02.35 Get More Distorted View Daily! 00:34:05:02.54 Biting Bananas Buried In Beaver –  A Lizzo Directive? 00:39:50:00.12 The Mythical Two Dong Man Is Real! 00:45:45:19.27 Taco […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:15.22 Spitting Out Bits Of Tooth And Doggy UTI’s 00:07:38:23.53 A New Tool To Make Annoying Music 00:14:13:12.31 Anti Feminist Uploads Hitler Song, Surprised To Receive Backlash? 00:23:22:01.03 Twerk To Release Trauma 00:26:02:20.64 Couple Of Dudes Think They’re In A Game Of GTAV 00:27:44:03.70 Upset Because The Amazon Van Came Up Your Driveway 00:31:24:12.18 Upgrade Distorted View Max Plus Prime Blue 00:33:04:01.75 Deadly Gay Manatee Incest Sex 00:37:22:03.53 Alien Reptile Wants To Strip Off Some […]

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  On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:22:00.10 Sampling Your Penis Product 00:07:52:09.07 Gooner Baters Are Turning Into Monkeys! 00:12:26:13.73 …And A Sissy Bitch To Grow An Inch 00:15:24:14.35 Baywatch / Lifeguard Educational Video 00:22:18:10.72 Galileo Is Interested In Diddling 00:26:32:24.03 Get A Personalized Mini Episodes Of DV 00:29:17:05.62 An Apartment Complex Tortured By Weird Naked People 00:33:11:14.75 Haunted By A Prison Ghost 00:39:22:11.75 Hiring A Hitman To Whack Your 3 Year Old Baby Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 […]

On Today’s Show:   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:54:00.78 Meade Skelton Merch Looks Exactly Like You’d Expect Buy This Shirt And Other Meade Merch In His Etsy Shop! 00:05:55:19.26 Meade Got Angry And Shared Some Controversial Views 00:09:38:12.33 New TikTard Frees All Inmates / Influences The Weather 00:16:54:09.64 Need For Speed Voice Acting Is Bonkers 00:22:13:19.09 Love Land – The Sex Park! Watch The Tour On Youtube 00:26:32:13.57 Get More Distorted View Daily Every Week! 00:28:02:02.65 Methed Out Florida Pedo Tries To […]

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:44:16.51 Bestiality Vs. Working The Cobalt Mines 00:04:30:08.23 Mobility Mary Shares Her Political Opinions At Walmart 00:09:10:24.15 How To Knit A Shit Scarf 00:13:32:12.32 Entitled Bitch Is Always Late. Somehow That’s Our Problem 00:19:13:10.10 The Worst Woman To Interview About Human Trafficking 00:25:11:11.15 Every Sovereign Citizen Has His Price 00:30:00:00.03 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:37:19.78 Pooping On A Tourist’s Face 00:34:42:04.19 Feeding Your Litter Of Children […]

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On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:01:03.48 I Have An Unhinged ChatGPT Clone At My Disposal 00:07:52:21.09 AI Helps Me Plot To Torture And Destroy Brad Carter 00:10:39:23.57 Playing “Guess That Sound” With A Deaf Person 00:13:23:14.53 Adult Baby Boy Scout Troops 00:22:09:13.07 Confronting A Pedo In The Parking Lot 00:24:35:16.72 A Wild Youtard Appears! 00:28:01:11.34 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:34:05.03 Tiktokkers Are Turning Into Brainless NPC’s 00:36:35:01.75 A Shit Slick Pile-Up […]

In an unbelievable turn of events, an Orthodox priest in Greece was busted for allegedly molesting a tourist by giving him a “holy” massage! According to The Telegraph, the unsuspecting tourist and his girlfriend were visiting a monastery on Rhodes when he forgot his crucifix. In an attempt to retrieve it, he was invited into a private room for some “holy” treatment. The priest lured the man in with the promise of a special gift. Little did he know that […]

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!)   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:06.24 Ron Kind (The Wrong Kind) Retired This Year 00:04:10:12.19 Meade’s News And Views Youtube Show! 00:11:36:04.73 Tiktard Claims To Be Jesus, God, and Jerry Lee Lewis. Also, BFF’s with Elon 00:15:07:20.53 White Hair Stylist Student Has Opinions On Slavery Race 00:18:52:21.57 Drug Addict Not Allowed Into His Anonymous Meeting 00:22:49:02.64 Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Ho In A Rap Video! 00:26:24:02.47 MTG’s Standup Routine At […]

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:21:08.47 Doctor’s Trying To Kill Me 00:09:33:17.62 Pointing Out A Camel Toe Is Sure To Woo The Ladies 00:12:38:21.56 Jesus, Lucifer, And A Computer All Occupy Someone’s Brain 00:17:18:05.31 Gagging On Multiple Rubber Dongs 00:20:25:15.09 Pastor Lady Boy Lover Is Back With More Scripture 00:21:55:08.56 Daniel Larson’s Dog / Bomb Threats / Psych Ward Arc 00:29:39:08.23 Step Right Up To The Sideshow! 00:31:27:18.34 Livestreaming Medical Malpractice 00:34:55:11.41 […]

“Honey, get in the car, we’re going to get constipated” Bangkok has become the center of a dairy-driven storm as Burger King unveils its latest jaw-dropping creation: a lactose-intolerant’s nightmare called the “real cheeseburger.” This audacious invention features a burger bun that’s stuffed to the brim with a mind-boggling stack of up to 20 slices of tantalizing American cheese. Amid much fanfare, the Thai franchise of the fast-food behemoth launched this cheesy masterpiece on Sunday, Priced at a wallet-friendly $3.10 […]

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:58:02.12 Cloning My Mom’s Voice 00:08:49:15.38 Another Old Educational Film About “Trainable” Mentally Retarded People 00:13:20:23.53 New Youtard Alert: Horny Cyberstalker Edition 00:24:55:19.59 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:26:22:22.50 A Cheese, Glorious Cheese Sandwich 00:32:13:08.45 MyPillow Is Doomed! 00:35:25:18.78 Scamming Phone Scammers With ChatGPT 00:40:17:12.30 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help […]

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 AdamEve.Com 50% OFF – PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:01:40:24.57 Introduction 00:03:09:13.33 DV’s History On Social Media Has Been Dicey 00:06:45:06.18 Youtube’s Graphic Video Of Hairy Assholes 00:10:16:24.72 A Good Healthy Post-Nut Shart 00:16:03:11.25 Amputee / Polio Fetish 00:19:51:21.45 McDonald’s Employee Licking Cheeto Fingers While Preparing Food 00:23:52:19.04 The Algorithm Thinks Meade Is Gay 00:27:21:23.17 Become A Member of The Sideshow! Subscribe Today! 00:28:43:17.02 Breaking Your Neck, The Dumb Tik-Tok […]

Cheryl Merkowski  and I spoke to musician Jan Terri.  Jan’s most infamous song, Losing You, is widely considered to be the worst music video in the history of the medium.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:59:10.10 American Gladiators – The Pinnacle Of 90’s Sporting Events 00:07:04:22.01 Christian Band Can’t Play The National Anthem 00:11:47:22.51 A Casio Keyboard Tribute To 9/11 00:13:14:05.20 Meade Skelton’s New Trump Themed Song 00:19:24:22.20 How To Make Any Woman Squirt   00:31:45:17.68 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:33:46:09.18 Front Yard / Driveway Fireworks Fiasco 00:35:47:02.49 Grass Trimmer Took Off A Man’s Genitals 00:39:04:23.01 Forklifting A Old Lady Up To Heaven 00:42:12:04.16 Taking A Dip in Hot Springs […]

On Today’s Show: It’s Independence Day here in the America! We’re all outside, cooking up wieners, and blowing off fingers! I’ll be back tomorrow with a new show for everyone. Until then, enjoy this best of show!   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page   Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For […]

On Today’s Show:   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:03:05.04 Commercials On DV / A New Partnership 00:04:59:20.02 CalCom MAX – Streaming Public Access TV  00:13:36:24.27 Criminal Flossing / Satellite Rays Burning A Man’s Mouth 00:18:19:09.18 Preacher Has A Thing Or Two To Say About Black People And Slaves. This Should Go Well (It Doesn’t) 00:21:43:04.65 Defending Roseanne’s Latest Statements 00:29:35:16.08 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:35:13.73 A Hotdog Bun That Goes Under Your Penis Skin 00:37:03:10.26 A Man Who Is Either Really […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:03:05.04 Commercials On DV / A New Partnership 00:04:59:20.02 CalCom MAX – Streaming Public Access TV  00:13:36:24.27 Criminal Flossing / Satellite Rays Burning A Man’s Mouth 00:18:19:09.18 Preacher Has A Thing Or Two To Say About Black People And Slaves. This Should Go Well (It Doesn’t) 00:21:43:04.65 Defending Roseanne’s Latest Statements 00:29:35:16.08 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:35:13.73 A Hotdog Bun That Goes Under Your Penis Skin 00:37:03:10.26 A Man Who Is Either Really Good […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:36:09.75 Annoying iOS Discord Changes 00:06:07:05.62 Christian Singers Love The Crippled 00:08:28:09.47 Quadruple Amputee Sings The Hits 00:13:29:11.57 More Unsavory Christian Gospel Tunes 00:17:54:06.38 Femboy Lover And  Annoying Christian Tiktokker 00:23:13:00.74 Crazy Lady Takes A Hammer To House Windows 00:26:53:18.44 Gays! Stop Trying To Make “Padam” A Thing 00:30:29:15.56 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:18:04.32 Pussy Drone Goes Down 00:36:21:16.72 Get Your Penis Researched, Rated, And Reviewed 00:41:20:19.45 Maury Branded Paternity Tests Are Here! 00:44:30:19.20 […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:39:16.28 Ben Shapiro Gets Down And Booty Hole Brown 00:08:45:23.02 Crazy Meijer Lady Is Back For More Meijhem 00:12:20:15.22 Lady Claims Kroger Grocery Store Is Gangstalking / Human Trafficking Her 00:18:54:17.76 Confronting An Ugly Wife In A Target Parking Lot 00:22:36:02.25 New Dickhole Guy Audio? 00:27:36:17.02 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:24:16.41 Plan Your Next Visit To Beautiful Meth Island! 00:35:04:03.57 Drunk On Florida Man Beer 00:41:33:04.74 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:00.26 Flip Flopping Hoes 00:05:16:12.40 Explicit Rap Music Being Played On Store Speakers 00:08:22:19.78 Meade Defends Slavery And Gets Into A Fight With His Bestie 00:14:33:17.33 The Sounds of Furries Yiffing 00:19:51:22.77 Homeless Men Freakout On Cops (Part 872) 00:25:16:12.76 Woman Flees From Hit And Run, Hilarity Ensues 00:31:32:23.43 Sign Up For The Show! 00:32:59:16.30 Monkey Torture:  The Monkey Future Is Looking Bleak 00:41:21:22.74 Cosplaying As A Child Protective Services Agent 00:44:47:19.48 Man Makes Like […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:27:02.58 Short Show Due To Juneteenth! 00:03:04:10.51 Ancient Celtic Nipple Play / Bro on Bro Penis Worship 00:10:17:22.75 Interesting BJ Noises – New Gwaggle Gwaggle 00:12:58:20.66 Pink Coochie / Brown Booty Hole  – Summer Jam 2023 00:15:39:24.15 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:16:35:11.00 Nude At Dollar General –  Four Loko WAS Involved 00:21:45:20.62 Methed Up Hoarder’s Revenge Trash Collecting 00:28:22:10.39 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:46:03.26 Dickfart Showcase 2023 00:10:19:00.19 Meade’s Second LGBTQ Anthem! 00:14:12:02.44 Pro Eating Disorder Adult Baby Diaper Lover 00:23:46:04.06 Daddy Can Fill Your Bagel Hole 00:26:40:06.03 Eating Sun Discharge / Tattoo Portals 00:30:53:08.65 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:27:15.54 Bestiality: A Great Way To Blow Off Steam?  00:35:59:01.75 When Getting In The Car With A Drunk Driver Is The Safest Option 00:39:05:11.72 A Spunky Cup Of Coffee – Now That’s Fresh Perked 00:42:33:05.04 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / […]

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Alright, freaks, buckle up for a rollercoaster of grotesque workplace retaliation: It’s time for the tale of Dale Wheatley and a horrifying scene at the Illinois nonprofit he works at. Recently, Dale waltzed into work, expecting a typical nine-to-five grind. But holy head cheese, what does he find? Not a warm greeting or a cup of fresh perked coffee. Instead, he stumbles upon a scene straight out of a Quentin Tarantino fever dream. Picture this: sage burning in the air […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:33:03.63 Lord Douche’s Stupid Star Trek Game Obsession 00:04:14:06.53 My New Trash TV Obsession: Too Hot To Handle   00:12:44:24.26 Let’s Witness A Couple Of Freaks Go On A First Date 00:21:00:00.18 Drunk Woman Hits A Bunch Of Cars, Fails To See Problem With It All 00:31:27:03.16 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:33:00:23.53 A Man With A Real Cheese Addiction 00:39:16:03.42 PornHub Traffic Got That Zelda Bump 00:43:50:17.19 Stealing A Backhoe To Get To The […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:25:05.19 All Age Kink Workshops 00:08:26:20.18 A Slutty Hot Dogging Session 00:09:59:18.37 Brotherly BJ’s 00:14:07:10.70 Putin Obsessed Crazy FBI Agent Wants To Buy An iPhone 00:18:18:23.64 Meade Is Looking For Music Advice 00:24:50:14.11 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame: Landslide Cover 00:27:48:15.65 $$ Support DV! $$ 00:29:10:11.55 AI Priests: All The Sermons With 100% Less Child Molestation! 00:33:41:00.28 PSA – Don’t Chug Poppers 00:39:39:10.22 Bite By A Family Member Results In Near Amputation Of Leg 00:44:55:02.03 […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:24:01.02 Pat Robertson Is Dead – Tribute 00:10:15:18.72 MLM Boss Babe Makeup Tutorial Livestream Goes Wrong 00:17:49:13.73 Who Started The Canada Wildfires – Revealed! 00:22:14:23.62 Stupid Bitch Doesn’t Read Contract, Hilarity Ensues 00:29:20:11.34 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:30:37:19.40 Finding Some Severed Heads On Your Desk 00:36:36:05.28 Nazi’s Got Their Feelings Hurt 00:41:46:20.29 Porn And Ice Cream – Name A Better Summertime Duo 00:46:31:06.35 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In […]

On Today’s Show: I’ve got a best-of show for you today! Don’t get all huffy with me! I’ll be back later today with a brand new podcast. Hang tight and enjoy this old, crusty, worn-out, moldy episode from 2014 On Today’s Distorted View Daily: Sealing Up Your Vas Deferens Training Dolphins To Speak English. Poorly. Gay Mormons And The Wives Who Are Cool With It Pat Robertson Wants Old People To Die BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In […]

Hold on to your internal organs, folks, because we’ve got a jaw-dropping story coming in hot from Miami-Dade County, Florida (say it with me..our most fucked up state)  Brace yourselves for a tale of questionable decisions and mind-boggling luck that will make your head spin. So, picture this: it’s a balmy Sunday evening at The Heat Food Market, just across from the Brownsville Metrorail station. Cedrick Akra, a bold 44-year-old fellow, decides to strut around the parking lot with a […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:32:01.33 More Pro-Gay Rap Anthems From Gangsta F*G 00:07:08:02.25 Meade Skelton: Rainbow Fighter With A Wet Ass Nose 00:11:10:13.10 Meade’s Thoughts On Boycotting Chic Fil A 00:18:03:18.01 Hiring A Priest To Exorcise Gay Demons 00:24:03:21.58 To Catch A Predator Busts A Home Glory Hole Ring 00:33:14:15.67 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:34:42:07.00 Never Give The Gun Back To The Man Who Shot You 00:38:00:17.19 Taking 6 Hour Shits At Work Will Get You Fired 00:42:18:22.08 […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:24:19.48 Steven Assanti Tried To Trim His Tooth 00:05:53:06.21 Got An Angry E-mail From Meade Skelton – He’s Not Repulsive 00:08:48:08.45 My 600Lb Life Steven Assanti Recorded A Cameo For DV Freaks 00:13:35:03.33 What The New Colors On The Gay Pride Flag Mean – Color 8 Will Shock You 00:23:22:05.22 Let’s Straighten Out This Show With A Little Girl Gagging Audio 00:25:22:06.13 Getting Stretched Out By A Monster Dong 00:28:08:01.33 Crazy Man With A Messed […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:19:23.23 Summer Stink / Scrotal Sludge Makes The News 00:11:39:04.19 Debating A Protester With Squeaks And Squeals 00:16:08:22.46 Bestiality Will Help turn The Economy Around! 00:22:01:16.42 Cancelling Fatphobic Disney Robot WALL-E 00:25:19:02.01 Man Believes Most People Are NPC’s – Proceeds To Harass Walmart Worker 00:28:49:08.72 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:31:45:19.10 Auto Repair Shop Going Wild With Their Signage 00:36:24:21.29 Demanding Penis On Their Wheels of Cheese 00:40:30:03.16 Don’t Serve Cauliflower Instead Of Birthday […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:44:06.19 Goofy Dudes Produce Beautiful Children – Dumb Theory 00:05:08:04.48 Meade Is Having Womanly Problems At Work 00:09:51:20.25 Toasting Your Scrotum With Warm Red Lights 00:13:25:19.50 Bro-ing Out Playing With Our Stink Portals 00:17:17:24.56 Receiving Sex Energy From A Cuck Scenario / Taint Sunning 00:20:59:16.59 Black Pony Cosplay Porn Scene 00:26:45:08.03 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:28:21:24.61 Florida is a Hostile Venue For Furry Conventions 00:33:28:23.58 Mech Dongs And Alien Puss 00:35:50:07.00 Penis Meatloaf Causes Problems […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:12.40 Happy Memorial Day! 00:01:49:23.53 Does Meade Only Love “Confederate” America? 00:05:12:20.57 Meade’s Dream Woman / Hates Tina Turner 00:08:19:04.00 Mama Cass Is On Meade’s Shit List, Too 00:12:09:11.66 Sister Cindy Margarita Dance Mix 00:13:43:12.35 Disappointed With Her Baby’s Gender Reveal 00:15:45:12.03 Brawl At The Little Mermaid Screening 00:18:51:16.59 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:20:18:00.45 Stop Pushing Your Globe Agenda, BALL HEADS 00:27:35:05.59 A Racist Receipt And A Botched Apology 00:33:05:02.54 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:04.59 Obsessed With Lana Del Rey / Harassing Starbucks Employees 00:09:28:06.08 Turban Shaming – The Dhar Mann Way 00:22:28:23.36 Another Fatphobia Expert “Weighs” In 00:27:36:04.19 Another Shitty Customer Demands Refund 00:30:01:09.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:31:58:09.02 Star Spangled Swastika Powder 00:34:47:00.00 Buy Pizza Now, Pay When You Die 00:37:47:04.21 Family Feud Foreshadows A Murder 00:41:25:13.35 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:01.00 Introduction 00:02:25:17.53 Tim And Shane Sing Some Duets 00:06:43:11.13 Cunnilingus Tips From An Idiot / Cartoon Voiceovers 00:09:24:07.77 Neo Nazi Incel Wants A 16 Year Old Wife 00:14:25:05.65 Devon’s New Celebrity Crush 00:15:43:04.59 Crazed Idiots Fight Over Parked Car 00:22:47:01.76 Don’t Tell An Animal Shelter You’re Going To Sexually Assault A Cat 00:25:55:14.35 A Fart-Based Parody Song 00:28:09:17.79 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:30:18.24 Loving Pastor Gives A Sermon About Killing People Execution-Style 00:37:42:07.00 Small Dick […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:16:01.73 Smoother Skin After A School Shooting 00:12:10:17.47 Breaking News! Biore Apologies For Stupid Post 00:13:34:18.69 Another Drunk Politician 00:14:45:20.13 Dollar General Theft Prevention / Near-Vehicular Homocide 00:17:53:10.38 Man Steals Baby Mama’s Livestream Phone 00:19:50:13.07 Free Yourself From Foot Prison 00:23:02:12.35 Girlfriend Screaming At Man To Get In The Car 00:25:20:22.50 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:27:32:23.72 Tweaked Out Seagulls High On Spice 00:31:37:22.63 Making A House Maid Clean Up A Murder Scene 00:37:31:11.14 Necro-Penis […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:16.22 What’s The Deal With TV’s? 00:04:07:22.16 Sex Tips With Sister Cindy 00:11:58:13.24 Crazy Ethnic People Worship A Parking Barrier 00:14:46:08.03 Fat Therapist Calls Us All Fatphobic Sex Monsters 00:23:33:04.78 Blowing Up A Condom With Farts 00:26:15:12.44 New Cak Farts 00:27:03:04.50 Burning Your Genitals During Sex 00:29:08:03.28 Trans Watermelon Penetration 00:30:31:00.50 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:38:14.24 Satanists Sue Chicago Over Discrimination 00:37:30:09.60 Doctor’s Little Amputation Helper 00:39:14:10.72 The Vagina Museum Rises Like A Majestic […]

On Today’s Show: It’s the Thursday best of show! I’ve got one from 2015 today where I chat with Indian phone scammers. Sideshow freaks will be getting a new episode of DV later today. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:06:10.79 Meade Compared To A Foot Freak 00:07:08:20.51 Meade Will Be Sleeping In A Haunted Hotel 00:13:22:17.68 Daddy Skelton Is Slipping 00:16:30:19.09 Temper Tantrum Over A $10 Ticket 00:22:48:11.56 Temper Tantrum Over A Shopping Cart Bump 00:24:30:24.00 How To Tell You’re Dealing With A “Real” Conservative? Just Say The F Word 00:26:50:23.23 Protesting  RuPaul’s DragCon / TJ’s Dad Sound-a-like? 00:32:21:05.40 Help A Poor Podcaster Out! Become A Sideshow Member 00:33:54:01.02 News Anchor Drops The C […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:09:03.31 My Blood Test / Ongoing Urine Sample Collection 00:05:43:06.31 Amazon Ruined My Zelda Day! 00:09:22:21.01 Mouth Noise Video Submissions Are Starting 00:10:56:18.48 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 1: Trucks And Driveways 00:12:39:02.11 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 2: Man Boobs And Baby Butts 00:14:08:05.44 Angry Neighbor: Methany Wallmaster  00:16:43:01.39 Angry Neighbor: Property Lines And Trash Cans 00:20:46:16.20 Daughter Screams At Mom On Airplane 00:31:00:03.76 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:46:10.34 Father And Daughter Reunited And Feels Like A […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:42:20.27 Fake Disorder TikTards Are Mad At Real Doctors On Tiktok 00:06:21:09.36 A Smattering Of Fake Disorder Clips 00:11:11:15.54 Sci-Fi / Fantasy DID Alters 00:14:50:10.49 Trucker Driver Student Loses His Cool 00:18:34:00.06 UPS Customer Has Serial Killer Sister 00:22:11:17.21 Bodybuilder Gets Shot Down For A Date On The Beach 00:24:46:16.27 Sign Up For The Sideshow!  00:26:48:08.55 The Smell Of Meat Has Angered A Local Vegan 00:31:10:11.51 An AI Chat Bot Has Turned Into A Nympho […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:47:06.67 Santanic Sexual Chanting / Hypnosis 00:08:41:04.11 A Satanic Self Pleasure Session 00:14:22:22.06 Just A Couple Of Gay Satanists Making Love 00:16:40:02.05 Woman Tries To Bite Cop Arresting Her For Trying To Run Over Her Ex-Husband 00:21:47:13.69 A True Male Gamer Upset With Female Streamers On Twitch 00:25:14:07.41 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame: Britt (Bratt) Barbie 00:27:46:03.07 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:33:13.34 Hotel Manager Suckled A Guests Toes At Night 00:33:36:18.06 The Royal Egging […]

On Today’s Show: -0:00:09:08.79 Introduction 00:03:04:11.59 I’m Not The Only One Who Has Issues With Jack In The Box 00:09:48:02.70 An Uppity Homeless Man Rates His Free Food 00:18:50:17.75 Macing Your High School Teacher 00:22:02:03.56 African Pastor Raises The (Fake) Dead 00:26:41:08.48 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:27:57:02.76 The Hardcore Drug Store Has Closed 00:32:09:02.68 Pasta In The Woods 00:35:28:20.26 Drunk Pregnant Brawl Over At Spirit Airlines 00:39:41:04.02 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 AdamAndEve.Com Promo Code “FREAK” – 50% Off! 00:02:18:13.52 Introduction 00:04:07:19.36 The New Legend Of Zelda Has Leaked! 00:07:59:12.73 Dum Tik Tokkers Making Water Unhealthy 00:12:58:17.78 Using Sex Magic To Shrink Man / Vore 00:18:24:16.60 A Monkey-bater Emerges 00:20:56:24.70 Man Freaks Out When He Loses His Phone In A Restaurant 00:22:28:08.14 Dunkin Donuts Drive Thru Encounter 00:24:46:07.32 A Kahck Destroyer Update 00:27:42:09.73 Coming Out Music 00:30:06:03.22 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:47:17.20 A Special Edition Enema Set! […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:45:10.45 Tony Danza Is In Hot Water! 00:11:22:18.16 A New Cross Dressing Grandma Slave! 00:15:05:09.78 Finding A Naked Man Standing On Your Car 00:19:06:09.33 A Fake Tansracial Councilman 00:23:48:24.44 Get A Deeper Voice AND Oxygenate Your Testicles 00:28:36:16.75 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:30:04:19.26 Teachers Force Student To Eat His Own Vomit 00:34:23:00.00 The “Burn 80% Off Your Body Off” TikTok Challenge 00:37:53:23.18 Frozen Dick Island 00:40:32:00.77 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:55:11.50 Dumb Facebook Content 00:06:42:16.64 DV Favorite The Marvelous 3 Are Getting The Band Back Together! 00:09:20:20.60 Transfer Your Wealth To The Next Life! A Reincarnation Bank 00:16:35:02.02 Smug Gun-Toting Dork Nearly Blows Off His Mug 00:18:39:04.08 Sidewalk Turf War: Foul Mouth Karen Vs Kids 00:23:11:07.69 Asking The Important Dating Questions In Song 00:24:53:05.79 Linda Finkle Hall Of Famers – I’m Gay 00:26:33:16.50 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:28:22:21.76 Public Urinator Gets Mooed Down By […]

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Grease Up your Teeth! 2:56.630 Audio Instructions For Gay Sexual Relations 5:28.003 Being A (Male) Muslim Is Awesome 14:31.202 Annoying Christian Evangelist 18:23.223 Streamer Loses Mind When Stream Sniped 21:41.684 A Pastor Manning Mashup 26:38.940 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:57.938 Bloody Mary-Chan 31:09.668 Spaghetti Poop Noodles Down The Shower Drain? 35:43.598 Jerk Off Painful Anal Fissures 42:13.459 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 46:25.482 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: […]

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Summoning The Rage Of The 7 Tentacles 2:18.759 Someone Got To Right Wing Beer Before Me 5:52.187 Our Favorite Burping Girl Is In A Sexual Drought 15:24.585 Screaming At City Employees From A Sidewalk Tent 19:30.815 Galileo’s Pitch From The Super Mario Bros Movie Sequel 23:26.300 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:31.204 Lil Dick Problems 29:30.148 Inmates Forced To Prove They Were On Their Period 33:23.496 …And In Dry Humping A Cat News… 38:40.475 Voicemails: […]

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Timothy Lapre’s Total School Shooting Personal Wealth Transformation System Program  2:08.813 RIP The People’s Court 10:51.030 The Jerry Springer Show Was Awful In Its Later Years 18:30.480 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee / Flower Making Basket 23:36.398 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 27:40.023 AI Has Some Fork Idea For Us To Try 29:22.967 Soverign Citizen Scam Products / Services 35:07.940 Walmart Sells Offensive Shirt Everyone Wants 41:21.041 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 43:29.535 BE […]

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Tim’s Episode of Intervention 0:22.991 The First Calls Into Our Voicemail Line EVER 4:22.303 Prophet Blames Trump Arrested On Medusa In Song 8:36.612 I Want To Be Neenja – Now A Major Motion Picture 13:43.732 Turtle Sex Sounds / Erotic S&M Christmas Tree Cosplay  19:41.654 Leaving A Voicemail And Speaking In Tongues 27:25.817 Tongue-Core Music 30:49.601 Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! 33:29.691 Asshole Youtuber Fucked And Found Out 35:00.038 A Shocking New Report […]

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 My DNA Ancestry Results 2:55.707 Murder Porn Christian Tik Tokker Is Back! 13:16.112 Crazy Religious Folks 17:43.375 Shirtless Man Kicked Off Plane 21:00.097 Top G Autistic Alpha Student Puts Teacher In Place 25:04.641 Support Distorted View Daily! 27:46.040 Drew Carey Used AI To Voice His Show 29:08.251 Chatbot Suggested Suicide 33:22.063 Saved By The Vat Of Chocolate 37:53.822 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 40:48.556 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: […]

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Shows Off His Colon 3:00.905 Drunk Politician Gives Speech / Flips Car 9:20.875 4Chan Poster Gets Arrested / Mom Seems Thrilled 14:18.719 Some Linda Finkle Worthy Freestyle Rapping 18:23.577 A New Racist Anthem? 21:49.931 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:52.086 Cumming Soon: Right Wing Sperm Auction 29:42.502 Hitting Up The Wrong Kind Of Massage Parlor 33:39.295 Man Gets Tossed Around A Cement Mixer 36:15.946 A Man And His Rat Terrorize Transit Riders 37:17.761 Voicemails: […]

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.120 I’m Getting The Wrong Adult Advertisements Served To Me 1:51.559 Temu Is This Year’s Wish! 10:19.548 More Gibberish Light Language From Star Seeds 16:07.391 Screaming Racist With Bonus Threats To Nancy Pelosi 22:00.534 Woman With Sweaty Breasts Hates Lesbians 25:35.528 Please Consider Supporting DV! 29:18.481 AI ChatGPT Can Now Summarize Episodes Of Distorted View! 30:44.491 Gwyneth Paltrow Likes Gas Up The Butt 34:15.497 Playboy Is Back To Fail Again! 39:20.857 Avocado Assault! 44:10.516 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / […]

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 More Chock Full Of Love 2:29.602 16 Inches Down The Mouth 5:36.104 Pin Cushion Poon 7:52.250 Dog The Bounty Hunter’s Pastor Speaking Tongues 10:47.093 Racist Guy Tries To Antagonize Police Officer 13:51.393 IRL Streamer Maces Stranger 17:28.307 Magic Africa Pastor Grows An Arm 23:03.332 Sign For The Sideshow Today! 25:33.976 Easter Penis Marshmallows Are In Season! 28:14.544 Mom Compares Rapper Son’s Peen To Her New Boyfriend 30:44.239 Weird Reason For Nazi Flag To Fly 37:22.104 […]

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Twink Loving Tennessee Governor Speaks Out 3:28.257 Child Predator Or Deep Web Hacker – You Decide 11:18.091 Insane Adults Break Into Kids Garage To Scream And Yell 20:23.268 Numbered Words By A Crazy Person 24:10.142 Newsmax Covers The New Power Ranger Characters For 2023 27:19.259 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 30:08.077 Jim Bakker Doesn’t Like You Making Fun Of His Food Buckets 32:32.044 Of Neo-Nazis And Cross-Dressing Sheriffs 39:13.930 Mama’s Little Baby Doesn’t Love […]

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade’s Latina Fetish / Incel Message Board Posts 2:03.204 Women Can Smell The Fap On You 10:19.496 More TikTokkers Against Masturbation 12:19.582 Pastor Thinks Biden Is A Demon 13:16.265 Women Are MESSES 17:54.257 True Empowerment Is Doing Degrading Sex Acts On Film 19:13.534 Your Daily Airport / Airplane Freakout 22:34.098 The Sideshow Is A True Inflation Buster! Sign Up Now 25:09.148 China’s Lingerie Models Are Men 27:14.169 Dead Husband Found In A Hoarder House 30:58.982 […]

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Depressed Youtubers Are Being Suggested To Me 2:30.097 The Loud Screeching Street Preacher Is Back! 13:25.380 Lyft Driver Gets Shot At And Then It Gets Worse 18:41.573 DUI Arrest Of A Middle School Principal 23:37.022 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:29.702 Calling The Cops Because The Cops Are Using Mind Control 33:46.050 Stripper Uses Wad Of Singles As A Weapon 36:47.002 New Advancements In Chiropractics: Breast Mapping And Vaginal Electrode Stimulation? 39:34.148 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / […]

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: The Grocery Store That Will Save You Money! 0:00.000 Introduction 1:59.359 A Japanese Vomit Three Way 4:00.642 Blaring Porn During A Local News Live Report 8:05.753 New and Exotic Fisting Sounds  10:07.267 Psychic Medium Speaks To Corey Feldman 14:40.793 Soverign Citizen Says She Doesn’t Need A Drivers License 24:19.075 Support DV Today And You’ll Be Blessed Spiritually In The Afterlife Tomorrow 30:25.493 Dilbert Is Pro Segregation 32:18.044 There’s A New Zombie Drug! 41:24.524 Chewing Off Your Attacker’s […]

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Our New American Anthem 2:36.060 Streamer Donation Goes Incredibly RIGHT 7:07.090 Woman Hates Spanish Language TV 13:01.194 Angry Man Hates Giving The Government Money 20:26.487 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 24:05.210 America’s Favorite Incel Is Not Allowed In The Sky 25:49.424 Australian Sex Accidents 30:06.522 Watching Porn While Performing Surgery 35:50.652 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 39:34.281 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support […]

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 I Hate President’s Day 1:59.654 The New Timian Calendar System 4:23.865 Black Speaker Wants To Get Rid Of White Babies 9:40.906 The Gentlemen (And Lady) Callers Into The Spank Bank Voicemail System 12:50.432 Galileo Is Mad At Japan / Wants To Corrupt AI 18:57.023 Vomitting On Shrooms 23:11.614 Suport Quality Distortion: Sign Up For The Sideshow 25:23.832 Killing Your Bestie For Money And a Man 26:46.905 Pulling Out Your Gun Over a Fast Food Cookie […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Organized Religion Just Needs To Chill, Man 2:47.577 Anti-Masturbation TikTokkers 4:26.773 New youtard! Daniel Larson – A Primer  – Part 2 10:50.401 Woke Satanist Sam Smith  20:37.447 Don’t Condition The Butt Hole 24:20.627 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:37.670 Gunned Down Over Lack Of Chalupas 28:15.827 Somehow Bigger Penises Is Bad News For Mankind 33:50.262 The Best Vehicle To Have Her Shift your Stick 38:33.833 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 41:31.335 BE A PART OF THIS […]

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On Today’s Show: Try The Galileo Game IN PROGRESS: Introduction 0:00.000 Still Poz’ed Up With Covaids 2:55.058 Play The Galileo Video Game I’m Working On 5:48.715 Update From Pig Slave Norm! 7:56.792 Extreme Church Sermons 10:11.097 Master Lady Bits Licker / Idiot 14:30.315 Hungry For Mommy’s Milkers 17:44.832 A Painful Sounding Full Body Crush 18:38.414 Tone Deaf Temple Pilots 20:17.575 Making A Dying Boy’s Wish Come True: Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:52.687 The Pill That Shakes Your Poop Out […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 COVID-19 Has Come For Me / RIP 2:33.068 A Little Waif Of A Man Is Adolf Hitler Reincarnated? 5:44.550 Stand Up Comedian Crashes And Burns 9:50.821 Magic Man Is Have Issues Flying 18:13.655 Religious Airplane Freakout 19:19.344 Ending / Sign Up For The Sideshow! 23:25.169 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable […]

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Sailor Moon’s Uterus-Based Attack 3:45.939 Panic When The Butt Plug Gets Sucked Up Your Pooper 6:35.507 A Grocery Store For Drugs 12:28.232 An AIDS related Song Poem 18:28.056 The Energy Alien Light Being Communicator Is Back 21:47.674 Freak Out At The Post Office 24:05.182 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:27.571 A Padlock Wielding Amputee Pisser 30:01.905 Little Shit Goes On An App Shopping Spree 33:54.780 Charity Shit Boxes 38:53.479 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 41:37.475 BE […]

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On Today’s Show: Visit The Distorted View Merch Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 DV Merchandise Store Closing Up For The Year 2:17.368 God Is Back And He’s Hotter Than Ever 3:23.085 Reading Death Threats Out Loud At A School Board Meeting 5:19.982 Stop Teaching Children The Number 6! My Solution… 10:07.564 Woman Refuses To Understand How A Stop Sign Works 13:13.024 Incel Tries His Luck In The Youtube Comments 17:48.759 Youtube Do-Gooder Is In Over His Head Helping The Homeless 23:34.568 […]

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Order Now Before The Store Closes!   Visit The Store Now! Podcast Plug: Listen To The Great Big Pranks Podcast With Pete And Vlad! Introduction 0:00.000 May Yo Deek Stay Ever Howaad 3:20.185 New Years Eve 8:58.178 Another Police Report Filed Against Meade Skelton 13:31.627 Dog Shit On The Nativity Scene 18:41.906 Meade’s Playing The Long Game With His Weight 23:26.086 A Sight For Sore Eyes: White People 25:18.771 A Gail Bean-Flicking-Thumb Update 26:29.077 Start The Year As A Sideshow […]

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Mom’s Explosive Shits And Vomit 2:28.054 No One Wanted Me To Be Born #ChooseDeath 7:33.886 Dad Treated Me Like A Mosquito 9:56.750 Making Lisa Gail’s 3 Second Rule Sound Good 12:37.011 Police Checking On A Could-Be-Prostitute 18:48.404 Gagging On The Poop Smoothies 21:45.500 Waking Up Your Lover With Hot Pee In Their Face 23:54.733 Become A Member Of The DV Sideshow 25:39.268 Pedo Says Underage Girls Is Good For Him. Like Beer. 26:59.683 Ordering A […]

ON TODAY’S SHOW Just got back into town so I’m posting a Best-Of show until today’s brand new episode is ready later tonight. Enjoy! Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page […]

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Love Wins (Gwaggle Gwaggle) 2:08.727 Meade Skelton: Demonic Hurricanes, Hair Pulling, And Lost Gigs 6:17.812 Insane Landlord Is Back At It! 17:02.711 The Worst Dinner Party Ever 20:37.905 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:00.017 The Apple Executive Who Is Most Definitely A Tit Man 30:29.378 Jeffrey Dahmer Played With His Food 35:21.179 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 43:40.474 Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The […]

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 The Yellowjackets Got Me Again 1:50.750 Meade Almost Pooped Himself Again 6:37.253 New Age Light Traveling To A World With Dragons 12:14.638 Calling The Guy Who Left A Pile Of Poop In Front Of Your Motel 17:28.795 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee 20:23.064 Become A Sideshow Member Today! 24:58.324 Butt Buzzing Your Way To Grandmaster 27:01.507 Adam And Eve – Promo Code: FREAK – 50% Off 29:26.738 The Second Coming Of Jesus Features A […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Butthole Removal Medical Procedure 2:28.915 Tim Designs The Next Generation of Toilets 7:49.882 Meade Skelton Mourns The Queen Of England’s Death 10:31.140 Meade Skelton’s 9/11 Memories And Conspiracy Theory 13:54.779 Those High School Furry / Litter Box Rumors Won’t Die 22:03.815 Sign Up For SuperFreakSideshow.Com 26:28.288 Teacher/Parent Messaging App Hacked With XXX Meme 28:08.312 A Teacher With A Bag Fill Of (DICK) Tricks 33:25.024 Lost Leggage 38:49.479 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 43:25.869

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 SCROD MEDIA Betrayal 1:57.771 People Vs. Child Predator And His Dad – WATCH the whole catch 4:57.079 American Werewolf Racist In Poland 16:33.830 Lind Finkle HOF Nominee: Spelling Bees And Shaking Your Groove 21:19.981 Support Distorted View! You’re My Only Hope 25:57.573 Crystal Healer Is Also A Pussy Feeler 27:14.675 The Deadly Delicious Devastation Of A 9/11 Food Platter 31:38.500 That Sexy Quad-Brow Look 37:23.502 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 40:06.223 Have Your Voicemail Played On […]

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Septemberfest Is Bullshit 2:06.149 Sextastic Tuesday – Mommy Snuffs Out Her Girlscout Daughter  7:14.000 Handicap Parking Spot Fight 21:00.598 Letting Women Vote Is Destroying God’s America  23:03.054 Support Distorted View! 27:15.610 Vaginal Laser Beams 29:29.946 Fair Ride Malfunction – A Tower Of Terror 35:19.328 Ketchup Stained Fashion! 39:14.756 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 42:27.916 Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. […]

ON TODAY’S SHOW It’s Labor Day here in America. Instead of a new show, let’s relive the mentally ill magic of John Bulla. Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get […]

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Programming Note! 2:25.177 The Reality Show All About Momma’s Boys 3:24.166 Designer Ostomy Bags And Hairy Women 16:47.242 Meade Skelton’s Gig(s) Have Been Cancelled 19:08.571 Calling The Cops On your Bad Meth Deal  25:25.779 Subscribe To The Sideshow! Support DV 30:43.660 Streaming Poop Songs Is Big Business 32:42.451 Rubbing A Statue’s Crotch Until It Shines 39:21.486 Carpooling With Your Fetus 41:38.964 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 45:42.343 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The […]

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Racist Dentist Holds A Press Conference 2:44.878 International Racism: China Edition 7:22.068 A Racist Incident That DOESN’T Involve White And Black People 8:46.325 Prostitution Pop From The Netherlands 12:52.757 Mom’s Vs. Video Gaming Children 19:04.549 Psycho Ex Girlfriend Voicemail 25:02.023 Support Distorted View! 28:36.637 Teachers Can Once Again Paddle Children 30:37.604 Looking At Someone Could Be A sex Crime 34:51.710 Like The Movie Face/Off But With Thumbs 39:17.073 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 42:32.261 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Owning Woketards By Sperming Them Up 2:56.074 How Classified Government Documents Are Like Child Pr0n 8:18.697 Painful Head Waxing 11:40.864 A Gay Domestic Dispute Featuring A WWE Wrestler 13:10.577 Road Rage – Off Duty Cop Edition 18:57.736 Regular Features’s Ode To Scat! – Check Out The Podcast 23:30.716 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:43.775 Pranking Your Friend With A Cup Shoved In Their Ass 28:50.895 Sleep Slaughtering Your Own Penis 32:39.445 Gored By A Flaming Bull […]

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Piss Yoga And Nude Bro’ing Out 3:04.516 Meade Skelton Has A Lot Of Female Issues Plaguing His Germanic Built Body 11:06.418 Checking In The MAPs And Zoophiles  17:36.969 New Youtard Alert! 21:57.611 Presenting Your Best Asshole – Song 25:31.884 Support DV! 27:30.081 Stabbed By A Man With No Arms 30:00.233 USPS – Now Delivering Spleens, Hearts, And Brains 33:59.710 Florida Just Doesn’t Love The Gheys 38:37.690 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 43:19.663   206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Is Afraid Of Bridges And Thinks Skinny People Stink 2:52.970 Meade Asks If Slavery Was Really That Bad, Really? 7:26.062 Narc Woman In Battle With Family, Neighbors, And Pizza Hut Trolls 12:10.190 Creepy Perv Follows Women And Films Them 22:44.886 Anthem For The Big Breast Lovers Out There 24:53.336 Sign Up For The Sideshow Right Now! 28:26.632 A Whopper Of A Headache 30:03.129 Unsolicited Cocaine Spam 34:02.466 Child Gets Revenge On Snake By Chewing It […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.708 My Yard Is Out To Kill Me 1:46.148 Father Upset With His Daughter’s Lesbian Haircut 8:08.890 Dollar General Dhar Mann Is Back With More Life Lessons 14:21.874 Airport Meltdown 22:32.988 Sign Up For The Sideshow 26:20.154 Politician Swallowed A Bee 28:05.669 Prank Calling The Police A Lot. A LOT 32:08.675 Sarah Palin Got Dick Zoomed 35:42.815 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 38:35.125   206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 The 1990’s Cinematic Masterpiece “Vibrations” 2:12.692 THe FBI Raid On Trump’s House Has Triggered Some 4:35.619 Carbon Chaperone Is Going To Get Some Radio Play! 10:18.393 The True President Of The United States Is On Youtube 12:40.137 The Child Predator Deeply Into Dog Stuff 17:12.168 Become A Sideshow Member Today! 26:42.105 Bringing Home Some Offensive Afghani Rugs 28:28.857 Raw Meat Weaponry 33:57.506 Everyone Is Stealing Grocery Store Baskets 36:26.080 Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending 41:07.237 206-666-4463 […]

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 The Man Who Say’s “No Thank You” To BJ’s 2:44.375 600 Pound Life Star’s Summer 2022 Update 6:02.223 The Best McDonalds In The USA Has A Song For Us 14:25.496 A Preacher Who Has Some Harsh Words For Republicans For A Change 16:32.030 A Drug Addict Shows Off Her Boil And Sex Time Ensues 19:44.384 Sign Up For The Sideshow! SuperFreakSideshow.Com 24:17.997 The Fake Story Of The Testicle Meatball Cook Off 25:48.666 Penis Sculpture Causes Uproar […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 The New Trans Models For 2023 1:45.351 More Tik Tokkers Pretending To Have Disorders 7:20.032 Racist New Age Spiritualist Gets Kicked Out Of Home Depot 15:39.145 Knife Wielding Mom On The Playground 22:14.755 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:51.237 Getting High Huffing On Condom Juice 27:08.107 Sign Up Online To Date The Pharma Bro! 32:31.266 Fine Pickle Art 35:52.440 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 39:55.303 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 It’s My Birthday! 3:20.780 Tara Reid Is On TikTok And She Might Not Be OK 4:05.993 A Light Healer Speaks In Inter Galactic Tongues 7:09.509 Alex Jones Advances His War With The Robot Future 11:19.713 Bloody Butt Bubbles 16:40.196 Spermy Frozen Pops And Stinky Panties 22:57.288 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support DV! 28:21.210 Chris Chan Banging His Mom Inches Closer To Trial 31:14.140 Indiana Don’t Want No Adult Baby Marts There 36:43.189 Florida Inmate […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.498 Ashtabula’s Own Toilet Twink 2:52.564 Insurrection Fetish Videos? 14:35.522 Annoying Poetry Slam “Art” 19:35.534 Dysfunctional Family Visitation Showdown 25:08.065 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:35.384 Incest Invades The Sims 4 29:37.753 Grandma Wants A Penis Tomb 34:15.577 The Curse Of The Farty Sadnwich 39:27.690 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 42:30.567 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. […]

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Pamperchu – An Adult Baby…And It’s Downhill From There 2:16.545 NSFW Voice Acting Reel 15:33.401 Breaking Down When A Crazy Lady Appears 19:07.944 Claiming Victoria Secret Lingerie Gave Her an STD 24:02.530 Showdown At A Bank 26:15.098 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:46.702 Pharmacist Claims Custom Is Demon From Hell 31:09.628 Florida Cop Is the New Florida Man 35:09.273 Smart Water To Tag Criminals 40:15.560 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 44:19.118 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail […]

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Skelton Wants To Know If He Sounds Black 1:46.204 Is Meade’s Voice Real? Shocking Evidence 6:03.780 Galileo Pedo News Break 10:11.247 Strange Sounds To Fall Asleep To On Youtube 14:18.556 Streamer Accuses Neighbor Of Giving Her Boyfriend A BJ 20:21.714 Toxic Stream Couple Fight Some More 24:11.140 Help The Show! 27:58.806 Seeing Isn’t Believing For One Psyche Doctor 29:20.577 Knife Fight Or Hot Sex Game? 33:35.586 Stylish Dildo-Heeled Shoes 38:32.327 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 44:13.615 […]

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Jonathan Niehaus (Bestiality DJ) Has Come Down With Da ‘Rona 1:25.677 Annoying TikTard Has 10,000 Genders/Pronouns/Sexualities 4:55.079 Sexy Lady Tries To Arouse And Stimulate Gooner Baters 12:11.579 My Little Pony / Brony Version Of The Cum Zone 13:39.833 Bad Ex-Con Stand Up Comedian 16:23.479 Custody Battle Plays Out On The Front Porch 22:04.710 Screechy Homophobic Neighbor 24:57.733 Sign Up For The Sideshow Now! 26:41.129 Alex Jones Wants To Self-Harm Live On His Show 29:34.711 Wiping Your […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Cheryl Merkowski 2:12.205 It’s Been A Bad Year For Me And Cars 5:06.454 A Little Fatman Retrospective 7:35.309 Local News Anchor Was Drunk For The Entire Broadcast 11:18.550 A Bowling Pin Trophy Started A Man Down The Path Of Fisting 22:13.182 Frolicking In Vat Of Cow Shit 26:02.866 King Snot Of Booger Mountain 27:24.988 Sign Up For DV’s Member Access! 29:50.905 Who Came Down With The Starbuck’s Chicken Shits? 31:11.363 When Your Girlfriend Eats Dirty Socks […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Apology Video From Lesbian Coffeehouse Owners 2:00.130 Getting Pegged With The Seahorse XXXL Monster Dong 11:06.901 A Racist Song From Meade’s Last Livestream 15:15.171 The Incel Artform Known As Bonesmashing 18:44.108 Join The Sideshow Today! 27:31.751 Eggplant Penis 29:38.195 Decapitated Head In A Bucket 34:46.645 Unwanted Demon Removal 38:35.299 Nude Man […]

Show Notes: So, Cincinnati got blasted with shit weather on Wednesday. A TER-NADER even touched down somewhere in the area. Anyway, I was without power for over 24 hours. I did a Sideshow exclusive program yesterday in the dark using just my macbook’s built in microphone, and I didn’t want to put you freaks through […]

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 My Independence Day / Insurrection-Wear Drip 1:55.768 Wacky Political Debates 3:58.446 My Chinese Knock-Off CPAP Machine Is Here 11:20.128 Bad Porn Acting 17:29.347 Gooner Bate Training Video: Hamburger Sex Edition 23:07.105 Sign Up For The Sideshow 26:21.282 How Are We Going To Save The Planet? Bubble Wrap. 27:54.535 Delta Wants To […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 COVID-19 Is Coming For Me 2:03.227 TransAutism – The Wish To Have A Mental Disability 4:33.760 Fairy Hate Crimes Are About To Sky Rocket 7:10.765 A New Fornicating Female Freak 8-Track Clip! 10:34.363 A Furry Huffs Armpit Stink And Sweaty Balls | Visit Huff Aromas 18:30.175 Sign Up For The Sideshow […]

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 CupCakke Remixes : YOUTUBE 1:39.389 Christian Film: Grandpa Goes To College 2:50.238 Elderly Man Hits On Teenage Girls 16:07.925 Political Bloopers, Blunders, And Heavy Burtations 19:38.918 Protester Vs. The Littlest Cutest Cop Ever 21:20.616 Support The Show 24:41.382 Slithering Snakes Swallowed Sally’s Slacks 25:59.417 Vampire Facial Spa Treatment Leads To HIV […]

  Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Gay Groomer Accusations Against Jesse Lee Peterson 2:08.620 Home Sex Dungeon Makeover! 13:47.876 Dildo Gets Lost In The Upside Down 20:25.864 The New Voice Of DIC 22:32.342 Cucumber Insertion Goes Wrong 24:17.351 It’s A Sideshow Summer, Baby! 26:08.787 Have The Dead Do Your Bidding With Amazon Alexa 28:02.815 Another White […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Giving You Weirdo Foot Fetish Freaks What You Want 2:18.605 The Funeral Procession Escort Who Pretends To Be A Police Officer 11:13.353 Meade’s Latest Forum Activity 18:00.363 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:20.107 When A Mix-Up In Paperwork Classifies You As A Sex Offender 28:08.446 Calling Police For A Second Opinion […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 It’s Satan’s Hot Devil Summer Update 2:43.175 Satan Has A New Employee 6:16.270 Our Favorite Street Preacher Got A Dirt Ball Thrown In Her Mouth 12:13.956 Two Ladies Of Affluence Have A Tiff 19:56.744 Obligatory Sideshow Sign Up Plea 28:25.476 Cocaine Sprinkled Bananas 30:06.458 Japanese Men Are Not Good With Women […]

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 From The Producers of Sonic The Vag-Hog Comes Hamiltoe 2:20.857 Angry Tom Hanks Drops An F-Bomb 5:46.967 Weird Porn Moments 9:06.549 Police Ruins Driver’s NICE DAY! 15:22.089 Police Makes Man’s Sucky Life Even Worse 18:45.968 Become A Member Of The Sideshow! 29:03.399 Tampon Shortage Is The Trans People’s Fault 30:36.717 I […]

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Last Week’s Livestream 1:59.039 Johnny Depp’s Charitable Jizz Donation 2:51.447 Controversial Cult Leader Televangelist   7:15.382 Televangelist Technical Difficulty Freak Out 12:13.074 Gay Orgasm Or Boiling Teapot? – The Many Sounds of Butt Love  20:14.491 Support Distorted View Daily! 26:35.578 To Catch A Crisis Hotline Predator 28:29.797 Sheriff Busts Daughter […]

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Sexy, Vulgar Music Of Young Real N 2:11.007 Truffle Butter – The Song 5:57.964 Nicholas Cage Still Loves Shortbread 8:44.544 News Blooper 9:49.670 The Disgusting Aftermath Of A Furry Convention 11:00.467 Sidewalk Karen VS. Cyclist Part 1 17:50.782 Sidewalk Karen Vs. Cyclist Part 2 21:42.333 Become A DV Sideshow […]

  On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.301 Nocturnal Transmission Recap 3:17.112 The Reusable Toilet Paper Revolution 6:57.488 Annoyed With A Stab Wound Victim  13:16.450 Billionaire Says Don’t Bother With Bitfuck 17:05.023 Drugged Up Lady Thinks Her Wiener Is Red 20:01.696 Black Grandma Upset With Someone’s Flat Ass 21:49.160 Sign Up For The Sideshow 24:42.019 A Gaggle […]

  On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Introducing Distorted View Daily NFT’s 2:58.892 Handicapped Asshole Norm Wicks Is Back! 9:33.238 The People’s Pedo Convoy Is A Go! 16:13.107 Men: Wipe Your Ass And Flush The Toilet 20:23.913 Congressional Candidate Has A Vulgar Livestream Meltdown 22:42.585 Become A Sideshow Freak Today! 27:42.079 The Razzies Take Back Bruce […]

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 We’ve Got A Cock Destroyer Down! Her Breast Blew Up! 2:47.652 Voicemails From An Insane Elderly Person 8:53.972 High School Teacher Flies Into A Verbal Rage 16:56.578 The Ring Of Jesus And The World’s National Anthem 22:38.670 Please Don’t Throw DV Away – Sign Up For The Sideshow 27:17.423 Dairy […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 That One Asshole Camper 2:50.683 M Is For Mukbang AND Murder 6:15.692 Nikocado and Orlin Broke Up Again 11:40.644 The New King Of Youtube Farters 13:46.979 Streamer Banned For Making Those Gwaggle Gwaggle Noises 15:10.754 Pathetic Masturbater Knows He’s A Loser 18:19.222 I’m Zach! Your Spring Anthem 21:43.494 The PS3 […]

On Today’s Show:   Introduction 0:00.016 Brandon’s Mom 3:50.270 There Was No Friday Show / Tim’s Death Bed 4:59.183 Flexi-Disc Audio Erotica From The 70’s And 80’s 7:21.728 The Strange “True Life” Tales Of “Share My Story” 11:02.217 Alcoholic Mom Made Me Eat Cockroaches 14:04.323 Teenager Still Latching On To Mommy’s Nip 16:02.417 US Trucker […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Tim Recites 16th Century Literature 2:40.936 A Member Of The Trucker Convoy Breaks It Down For Us 4:07.739 Remembering Meade’s Enema 8:21.895 Meade’s Mid-Life Crisis 11:28.985 God Says Vladimir Putin Is The Good Guy, Here! 15:11.668 Baking Shit Brownies 21:29.357 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:15.914 When Your Breast Leak […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Faking An Abusive Relationship For Likes And Follows 2:39.808 Horrible Best Man Wedding Toast 14:25.302 Comedian Blames Audience For Not Laughing 18:41.724 A Naruto Cosplay Pooper Blooper 23:54.000 The DV Membersite: The Sideshow – Sign Up Now! 26:06.644 Don’t Let Frail Frame And Blue Hair Fool You 27:15.770 A First […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Gross 1960’s Foods / A Chunky Funky Soda 2:22.878 Bitch Mom’s Are On TikTok Nagging Their Kids 9:02.281 Leaf Blowers Featured In Pornography 15:23.376 The Youtube Pussy Hound Returns 17:53.253 Linda Finkle Hall Of Famer? 21:32.612 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get More DV 25:02.595 Blaming Putin For You […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 I’m A Soda / Beverage High Today: The Return Of A 2000’s Favorite! 1:35.617 Murder Suspect Defends Himself In  Court 9:18.000 Clit Stimulating Yourself Into a Vegetative State 15:00.857 Blowing Chunks While Blowing The D 15:52.895 One In The Stink And One In The Stink 16:20.000 Cupcakke-ifying More Songs 18:00.521 […]

On Today’s Show:   Introduction 0:00.000 A Second Hole Store For Your Sex Toy 1:45.504 Semen Windshield Wiper Head Gear 8:22.881 A Vegan Singers Song About All The Meat We Poop 12:07.795 The Real Victims Of The War In Ukraine: Animals 13:23.198 White Girl Getting Arrested For Drunk Driving 15:49.804 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 CPAP Smears And Strokes 1:35.136 The Annoying Pro-Fat Ladies Of Tiktok 4:23.181 Watermelon Hole Lover With A Huge Sack 14:58.142 Pedophile From The Future Encourages Stalking And Harassment 19:15.976 Heavy Metal Preaching 23:08.842 Get More DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow 25:19.824 A Subway Shit Smearing 26:55.660 Vladimir Putin Is […]

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 LVL80CatLady Memorial Update 2:36.989 DJ Plantation Spits Some Stanky Doodle Dandy Rhymes 4:46.741 Pastor Phil On Panties, Pedo’s, And Muslims 10:56.000 Michelle Duggar Is On Placenta Patrol 15:58.106 A Duggar Husband Tries To Rap 21:23.284 Weird Voicemail 23:33.002 Support Distorted View Daily! 26:36.983 Olympic Athlete Suffers From Frozen Penis 28:30.010 […]

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