Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by Tony the point shaver himself to talk about how he got cast in Blue Chips, working for William Friedkin, observing Nick Nolte picking Bobby Knight's brain and so much more. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes gather all the essential ingredients that coalesce into a classic Cinephobe experience. The texture, the flavor, the color, the consistency... It’s definitely a Cinephobe movie. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are recruiting the best podcasters in the country to Cinephobe University. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Last week we lost an absolute titan. A man whose work transcends genre and generations. A world class athlete and thespian that was irresistibly charismatic. A human being that was truly a one of a kind. Rest In Power to the Count of Monte Fisto. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with a roundie and popo obsessed guh-nome named guh-norm to track down his missing lumen so he can reunite with his pooka Rena that spit good and leave Upworld behind. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes choose their favorite moments when a movie stopped lollygagging and took action, propelling the story forward up into the air. A term that originated in the first decade of Cinephobe, only to be brought back 150+ years later and given it's own theme music, Plot Liftoff is now a Cinephobe staple. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back on the ice with a secret weapon and everyone is going bananas. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are podcasting for pure victory as they induct Sylvester Stallone into the Ten Timer's Club. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark Ordner blessed Zach, Amin and Mayes with amazing CT5 art featuring 33 characters from Cinephobe movies. This CT5 is essentially the OLIs for the art, the characters that ended up on the cutting room floor. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the tale as old as time: Boy meets Girl. Boy fights an ex-boyfriend. Boy gets killed by Lion. Boy gets brain removed by a mad scientist and inserted into a robot T-Rex. Zach, Amin and Mayes find themselves in one-a-them testicular standoffs. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to the Bahamas with a bloodthirsty shark hellbent on making the Brody family suffer for what they did to a different shark in a different movie. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes put together the movies rated between 40 & 60 percent on Rotten Tomatoes that they wish could drop a little lower and become eligible for the show. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are teaming up with the best and brightest stars to represent their country (but really the Walt Disney Corporation) in the Junior Goodwill Games. So grab your gear and let's go play some schoolyard puck! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes did a Christmas movie in June, but are now unlocking this father's day exclusive episode for Christmas 2023! Full circle. Whether you prefer to be called Pop Pop or El Padre, operate in the friendzone or the endzone, give your dad a big ol kiss on the lips. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are veteran Time Enforcement Commission agents mourning their dead wife and waging war across time with a corrupt presidential candidate. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have had their memories erased and their corpses reanimated to become the most expensive and elite podcasting unit in the world. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2023. From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our favorite moments of the podcast. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have a whole twelve hours before sunup, and there’s money to burn, whores to fuck and drugs to take. Will they be able to escape the Martian charnel house? Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are injected with the Plutoxin 7 Virus and dispatched to Los Angeles Island, the deportation point for all people found undesirable or unfit to live in the new, moral America. Will they make it out alive? Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023 (but in a bad way). From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our least favorite thespians. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Steve Wynn's Las Vegas, Nevada for the Security Officers Trade Association Expo and Award ceremony. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are faxed to the past to rescue their Scottish dad from being stranded in 14th century France during a crucial conflict of the Hundred Years' War. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023. From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our favorite thespians. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes all desperately want to be Number One, so pack your silenced weapon and your cat, we're headed to the Banco Internacional in Puerto Rico for Dia de los Muertos. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike Ryan have been betrayed by the Law, cast out from Megacity 1 into the Cursed Earth. Will they make it back in time to defeat evil former Judge Rico and his huge Janus? Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are looking in the mirror for the most dynamic duos sharing genetic material in 200 plus years of Cinephobe. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes celebrate their 200th Birthday. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes grapple with racism yet again as a Pulitzer Prize winning author must overcome meddlesome fame hungry neighbors, a politically ambitious Chief of Police and a dim-witted career criminal who prevent him from enjoying even one night at his newly purchased summer home. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes visit the Cinephobe Menagerie, filled with creatures big and small that have captured our hearts and opened our eyes to the magic of the animal kingdom. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes now must escape from Aquatica as it floods while they are pursued by bloodthirsty eight thousand pound sharks with massive brains and a penchant for buggery. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Aquatica to wrangle sharks, feed whipped cream to parrots and cure Alzheimers. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes assemble a squad of degenerates that would like nothing more than to slick back their hair and slosh water onto rare cuts of meat after a night at Blue Dolphin before it burned down. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes buy Mickey Mantle's Monkey as part of 'The Plan' to turn around a struggling Santa Rosa Rockets minor league baseball team. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes don't lack a sense of the theatrical when a long lost son emerges and reality changes sides yet again. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com https://nordvpn.com/CINEPHOBE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes put together their ultimate mixtape of Cinephobe bangers, whether they be songs written just for the movie, featured to tremendous aplomb, or their significance and meaning has changed since the advent of the podcast. Got your own favorite Cinephobe songs? Add em to the Spotify playlist Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are serving up a double helping of Sandler for this Thanksgiving episode declassified from the Patreon. Be sure to tape your turkey drumstick to your chest, change your name to Dunk, book an open ended ticket and dream the impossible dream. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes run the hottest after hours club in town and are about to take gangster Bugsy Calhoune for everything he's got. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes go through the movies with the dumbest, punniest, and most intriguing taglines in the history of Cinephobe to find the slogans that really get the blood pumpin. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are framed for murder and forced to heighten their senses. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com https://nordvpn.com/CINEPHOBE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy Bellamy teach each other lessons about friendship, fatherhood and love while a harpsichord obnoxiously thrums in the background to let us know there's a message happening. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes come up with a whole new slate of awards, taking inspiration from moments in Cinephobes past, similar to the way 'The Next Jim Carrey' became a recurring bit. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy Bellamy are purchased by Master Bates. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the Kings of Bull Mountain in this faithful adaption of Casablanca that shreds the gnar and lets the bingos rip. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes run through the greatest accents and voices in Cinephobe history that they would give an A, including whatever you might call the namesake Louis Pinnock's accent. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are just some good ol' boys never meanin' no harm in this rubber burnin', moonshine swillin', hootin' and hollerin' road movie. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Central Africa to return Amy the Talking Gorilla to her homeland. Or is it to secure the resources necessary for TraviCom to dominate the communications industry overnight? No, it's definitely to find Solomon's Diamonds in the Lost City of Zinj. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are opening their hatboxes and unveiling their favorite chapeaus, lids, bonnets, caps, sombreros, berets, fedoras, toques, beanies, bowlers, pork pies, trilbies and helmets, but nobody called anybody an SP. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to put on the last suits they'll ever wear...again. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Don't think it, don't say it. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes assemble to determine the worst movie selections their co-hosts have made in the rich and illustrious history of the podcast. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Declassified from the archives, Zach, Amin and Mayes are gettin real patriotic by reviewing the movie that celebrates America's greatest traits: Capitalism and Deception. This podcast sounds like the Bus Station from Total Recall. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are all set for the fantastic wedding of the century, when a disruption surfs up and intervenes. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cinephobe's art is death, and we're about to paint our masterpiece. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are slamming one airplane bottle of liquor after another as they climb up the ladder for the movie that wants to be Training Day so badly. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes gotta flood for the movie that was a Harper Family Outing in 1998. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes celebrate the release of Simon Sez by ranking all twelve of the movies that couldn't even get a single positive critical review from best to worst. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of old style dogs leading a bunch of fanatics trying to get France out of Corsica. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by cuisine connoisseur Chef Reactions to break down just how accurate the movie really is, his own horror stories of diners coming in just before the kitchen closes, his favorite movies and tv shows involving chefs, and so much more. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are not prepared for their first day of work at ShenaniganZ, but luckily the friendly staff is here to remind us that the difference between ordinary and extraordinary… Is that little extra. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes determine the greatest fictional names in Cinephobe movie history, while sprinkling in a few of their own creations along the way. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes want to make the whole world silky smooth, so let's go. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are forced to move in with their Grandmothers in the episode that proves you don't need an Adam Sandler appearance to make an Adam Sandler movie. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are opening the armory and emptying the clip for their favorite weapons in Cinephobe Cinematic Universe. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for our exclusive Rewatchingtons, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes got rejected from every podcast in the country, so they decided to reject rejection and start their own. Ask us about our wieners. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for our exclusive Rewatchingtons, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the first people to say a thing that wasn't, and the ramifications from this discovery are gonna change mankind forever. It’s the most important podcast episode the world has ever heard. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

They say if you love what you do, you never have to work a day in your life, so Zach, Amin and Mayes apply for their dream jobs from Cinephobe's bountiful buffet of options. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are determined to beat Lewis and Clark to the Pacific Ocean in this ribaldrous romp across the American West at the turn the 19th century, wench. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and JuJu Gotti like their jello to jiggle and their cell phones made out of Titanium as the house finally gets brought down. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back behind the wheel to determine the greatest vehicles in Cinephobe history. Buckle up for safety, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and JuJu Gotti are looking for love in Yahoo legal chat rooms in the most unlikely two part episode to date. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are an endangered species because rappers are taking all the good podcasting jobs. MESSAGE! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are test driving a new format where they go back through the anals of Cinephobe history to determine their own personal top five lists, and this time around it's the worst dancers of all time. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of stoney crusty dudes with mops on top that only care about nugs, chillin and grindage while wheezing the juice to the fullest. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Pockets Graham travel beyond Neptune to board a ship that can harness the power of a black hole, bend space time and travel beyond the boundaries of known scientific reality. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes still have a particular set of skills as Liam Neeson joins the illustrious ten timers club. Liam must drive trucks across frozen lakes accompanied by a toothpick, a rat named Skeeter, and his aphasic brother Gurty. Will they overcome all their obstacles and make it in time to save workers in a collapsed diamond mine? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are convicts that gotta fled in order to ride Ducatis and recover a computer disk holding financial information for the Cuban Mafia. If you meet us behind the scoreboard in the Georgia Dome, we will show you how log on to the Inner Sanctum. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are bayou bound and ready to open up a whole case of whupass playin foosball or whatever you call it with them gargantuans. Mama says Cinephobe is the DEVIL! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are desperately trying to find a way out of Steel Harbor using fake contact lenses to fool a retinal scanner in this titillating vision of the future. Don't call this podcast babe! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by cruise expert Billy Gil for a thrilling adventure on the high seas. Whether you're trying to propose to your girlfriend of seven months that you don't know that well, or just trying to relax while leeches purify your blood of copper poisoning, the Seabourn Legend is the ideal vessel. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of practical prestidigitators cuttin' it up in this inexplicably expensive movie that's feeling very into sisters and introduces the concept of future Cinephobe Dracula Cowboy. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Film Noir! Zach used his wildcard to block Amin’s pick and take us back to Liam Neeson month with a film that consolidates all of his previous movie storylines into a Voltron with a particular set of skills. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Marshall Newhouse are suited up to protect the earth from the scum of the universe. Unfortunately, that includes many of the movies covered on this podcast. Kabla Nakshulin! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back to take revenge in the incessant vendetta between Liam Neeson and every Albanian from Tropojë that has ever existed. The battleground is Istanbul, and every conquest for the last 2,500 years, whether it was the West going East or the East going West, they all used this very same waterway. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very particular set of skills. Skills they have acquired over a 164 year podcasting career. Skills that make them uniquely qualified to amble onward through Liam Neeson month and finish off the Taken series before it's even begun. Good luck. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2023 is here and so is Liam Neeson Month! Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of assassins with early onset Alzheimer's disease trying to complete one last job. Will they stick to their code, or just forget about it? I don't remember. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Declassified from the archives, Zach, Amin and Mayes count down to the big ball drop with the final movie of the year. Will everyone show up to the New Years party in time to hook up with someone and avoid being jinxed for the entire following year? Will they smoke 200 cigarettes in this movie? Will Elvis Costello find his glasses? Are we still making the same jokes we made a year ago? Tune in to find out. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are celebrating with the Huntington Hills High Class of 1998 at the graduation party to end all graduation parties. Whether you're a nerd, jock, babe, stoner, goth, exchange student or ever formed a band, you'll find representation in this movie that's all about the memories, man! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are fully committed to the Victory Project and it's idyllic existence in a desert town, greeted at home after their long days at work with a glass of brown liquor and a five course meal. However, things aren't as perfect as they seem... Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When they look back in the anals of history, they're gonna be talking about three things: discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Semi-Pro episode of Cinephobe. Let's get Tropical. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes were joined by Jessica Smetana in the year twenty twenty two Anno Domini at the Council of Assinine to play Bananagrams and crack the Wordle Cryptex. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are still shaking their tailfeathers in the explosive conclusion to this two part episode. We've got homemade sex tapes being played on every screen at Phat A/V, intimidating an innocent young man named Reggie, Marcus accidentally rolling balls on ecstasy, and just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, a covert operation to infiltrate Cuba that ends in a Guantanamo Bay minefield. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes ride together and die together in the sequel so replete with Bayhem that we had to break it into two parts. The only thing flying as rapidly and repeatedly as the bullets is the banter, and when Hector Juan Carlos "Johnny" Tapia is trying to get his X-Man money out of the country, the Bad Boys will stop at nothing to bring him down. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are tired of all the bullshit, so they're headed to a diner in the middle of the desert to protect the second coming of the only hope humanity has of surviving: The premature bastard child of a cigarette smoking waitress. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes must keep their identities secret in order to maintain their double lives as podcasters and luchadors. Whether you believe in God or believe in Science, crack this episode open like an Eagle egg and bless yourself with nutrients and strength. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes called for backup to break down this rollicking quote fest of a movie and close out Broken Lizard Month. Ian Karmel joins the show to unleash a furious Joe Pesci imitation, disclose his personal rankings for the Chris Wars, and settle once and for all who's a better friend, Zach or Amin. Oh yeah, and discuss the movie. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are slingin' seafood like there's no tomorrow at former Heavyweight Champion Cleon Salmon's restaurant. They have one night to make $20,000 while serving the cast of CFI Hotlanta, an actor trying to propose, the entire Miami Dolphins offensive line and a man just trying to read War & Peace. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Pleasure Island for a hedonistic vacation with Coconut Pete and his staff to do the Sun Salute, play real life Pac Man, drink from an ice luge and waste away in Piña Coladaburg Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the progeny of thieving shtableboys who travel to Munich with aims of winning a secretive international podcasting competition and restoring honor to Cinephobe's name. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the immaculate Jason Concepcion for an epic time travel adventure back to feudal Japan replete with references to mid 90s pop culture. Schwing! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are mean, green, podcasting machines in this episode that unlocks repressed memories and soothes family trauma. You're gonna like us when we're angry. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes go back in time to explain inside jokes, references and terminology from 149 years of Cinephobe, to help listeners clarify where they originated. If there are any jokes or terms that you feel like we missed and would like more information on, tweet us, email us, or leave a review Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have formed a symbiotic relationship with this podcast, one that may be slowly killing them and keeping them alive all at the same time. WE are Cinephobe. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have created this podcast out of sheer concentrated power of will. A reckless, cavalier pilot is forced to confront the fear of the two most powerful forces in the Universe: Commitment & Poppytalk. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined once again by the incomparable JuJu Gotti for the heartfelt and emotional origin story of a young swimmer with olympic dreams training with a new coach that unlocks her potential. Unfortunately, her rise to the top gets tragically derailed by the unexpected return of Kidnaping month. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes seek to exorcise their podcasting demons when they find themselves confronted by an ancient evil with a sadistic nature that loves to sing: Drunk Amin. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After wrecking the old one with greasy food, cigarettes, and a stressful lifestyle, Zach, Amin & Mayes receive a new heart and fresh start. Only one catch: it comes from the black lawyer that stole your girlfriend who's going to haunt you, literally. From the podcast that brought you episodes discussing movies where: A black man believes he is Italian An Italian man disguises himself as a turtle A white man wears blackface to attend Harvard Two black men impersonate white women to prevent a kidnaping White people are subjugated in a world where reality just changed sides Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have evolved, incubating more than 200 podcasts into a fifty terabyte self evolving neural network uploaded onto a nanotech android that chews glass like pop rocks and really wants you to comment, like and subscribe. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with Roy Bellamy to hunt the ultimate hunter in a sweaty and blood soaked dystopian Los Angeles. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are ordered to take a vacation from podcasting around the galaxy, so they rent a converted shed in suburbia to acquaint themselves with an earthling existence. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are deployed in naval war games for RIMPAC 2012 when all of a sudden, for the second time in Cinephobe history, the fate of Hawaii hangs in the balance. Will these honest podcasters fendi off their second consecutive alien invasion thanks to Rihanna's acting debut? Tune in to find out as Space Month continues. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a rag tag group of heroes brought together by custom jackets with inspiring logos and a desire to tear shit up while enforcing society's rules. Fresh horses for my men! Tonight we ride! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time for the Cinephobe Game Show! Zach and Amin compete to test their knowledge of their own podcast, attempting to answer questions crafted by Mayes and presented in a Jeopardy style format. There are eight categories with five questions of increasing point value and difficulty, as well as two secret double elimination questions. Who will be the first Cinepardy champion? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brad Williams makes his triumphant return to Cinephobe as he joins Zach, Amin and Mayes to review the movie so offensive to little people that we had to come up with a new term for it: "Short Leg". So sit back, relax, flop those legs up on the couch and craft a concoction of your finest cognac and cherry morphine as this movie gets down on its knees to blow you away. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mike Ryan returns to Cinephobe for the third time and joins Zach, Amin and Mayes in their quest to watch every movie featuring a homoerotic mentor-protegé dynamic. Buckle up for the rollercoaster ride from gridiron glory to prognostication prowess, and all the way back down to the gutter. We're gamblin' again! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes take a sun drenched sojourn down to the Florida Keys to suck the nectar outta this podcast alongside Moondog, Flicker, Cap Wack, Lingerie and Jimmy Buffett. You know the best part about the devil? He finds the fun, and then we take Jesus and we just ride him all the way to the top. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are visited by the Ghosts of Exposition Past, Present and Future in a desperate attempt to change their ways. Take shelter from the estrogen lynch mob, come on in and get cozy at the Manosphere Bar where the misogyny flows like divine ambrosia and everything's gonna be alright alright alright... Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of road twitches stuck at Michelle “Bubba” Beadle’s truck stop hoping to survive the rise of the machines caused by a radioactive comet coating the world in a fine layer of lime green chaos. We made this podcast!! Where’s the loyalty?? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have graduated from the Pelican Bay School of Podcasting (with honors) just in time to record from the Soul Plane during its inaugural cross country journey. Whether you're in First Class dining on fee lay mane yane, or in Low Class choosing between Colt 45 and Alizé, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position as we prepare for takeoff. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buckle up for safety, Cinephobiacs! Zach, Amin and Mayes are commandeering this podcast to pursue an unstoppable group of seductive bank robbers with the help of elite bike messenger and NASCAR enthusiast Queen Latifah. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very mysterious and powerful podcast, and its mystery is exceeded only by its power. ¡ZOLTAN! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are on a quest to clear their podcast's name and put a stop to the KGC (Kentucky Grilled Chicken) once and for all. After a quick jaunt across the pond to retrieve some crucial clues from Paris and Buckingham Palace, they visit Mount Vernon, the Library of Congress, and Mount Rushmore on their tourist trap treasure trail. Do you like ducks? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to the City of Mirrors in Thailand for One Last Job, making a quick pit stop at the pharmacy to fulfill their prescription for love. Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of loyalty podcasters bringing in marks for a classic possum trap. Will they make it out unscathed, and more importantly, will they get the cake?? Cage month lurches forward with this family affair from the fourth or fifth most talented director in the Coppola family, depending on who you ask. Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When the virtuous and God-fearing citizens of the world suddenly disappear in the blink of an eye, Zach, Amin and Mayes are, you guessed it, Left Behind to record a podcast with the Antichrist. Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are tormented FBI agents trying to bury the guilt and failure of their past with migraine medicine injections and rakefuls of garbage Vietnamese food. When an uncatchable serial killer with an endless budget follows them to Chicago, they are forced to form a joint task force and save the city's female loners from imminent death. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes induct John Travolta into the ten timer's club with the movie that flipped the world upside down so startlingly, it has never recovered. When a family man hits rock bottom at an astronomical rate, he is forced to do whatever is necessary to recover the money owed to him by his wealthy former boss. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

400 years ago, the Nu Trong Oracle predicted that Cinephobe would do an episode on The Golden Child, and the Chosen Ones Zach Amin and Mayes would ascertain whether or not it was accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Disguise the limit for Zach Amin and Mayes in the first movie of Kidnaping month and only 1% movie in Cinephobe history. Is this podcast not turtley enough for the turtle club? Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are walking into the club in slow motion, glistening blue in the blacklight while fully slicked down in baby oil. Shorty can't eat no books, but shorty can eat a podcast, as we close out Black Heritage Month with a fraudulent poll. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Just when Zach, Amin and Mayes thought they were out of the game, they get pulled back in by an old flame. The dame claimed she was not to blame, all the same, it was a low down dirty shame. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by repeat offender Roy Bellamy, producer of the Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz, to form one of the most legendary crossover podcasting groups in history. Greater than Flash and the Ebony Sparks, Bird and the Midnight Falcons, and the Temptations all put together. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are debuting their latest podcast at the Anti-Drug rally and following it up with a round of Cinepheud at the Knowledge Bowl. A simple case of mistaken identity leads to a series of zany mishaps, an angry drug dealer and Pauly Shore dressed as a genie. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are breaking a Gorilla out of the Zoo so they can rip it up at TGI Fridays. This movie answers finally answers the long anticipated question: If animals were pick-up artists, what kind of dating advice would they give? Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes bet everything, and we mean everything, that they can turn a New York City cabbie into an overnight podcasting sensation. Will they discover a Rhinestone in the rough? Or will Stallone Year come to an end? Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the one and only Stugotz from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz to discuss all of the movies from Stallone Month. Stu breaks out his top secret Stallone File that he's been keeping under wraps for years until this podcast, where he gives us the Top 5 Stallone Movies and Top 5 Stallone Characters in his personal record book. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bad Movies are a disease. Meet the Cure. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to an isolated cabin in Russia to train for their greatest podcast yet. They're not as young as springtime no more, but they can't change what they really are. Podcasters, gents. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are taking it higher and fighting with fire in their quest to win the Arm Wrestling World Championship out of the independent podcaster division. Will these plucky underdogs be able to strap up and pull their way through the field of burly truckers? It is double elimination after all, in other words, if you lose once, you still have one more chance. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are full of holiday cheer for this (formerly) Patreon exclusive episode where they discuss potential name changes, Amin's taboo prowess, Reese Witherspoon's talent, and are joined for the first time ever by a rotten tomatoes reviewer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have more than a few tricks up their sleeves as heist month disappears in a puff of smoke. The Four Horseman face their greatest foe to date, a Harry Potter that traded in his wand for a super computer, and certainly not a single twist or illusion, everything is exactly as it seems. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of honest podcasters trying to do a heist month, but corrupt heist movies keep film noiring their way out of the genre. Liam Neesons is our shit, but this movie has gone too far. Will the podcasters clear their names and continue to use their particular set of skills? Or will it all be Taken from them. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the bastard sons of Elvis out to rob a Casino in the most straightforward plan in Cinephobe history. Kevin Costner goes against type as a sideburned slayer and Kurt Russell gets trapped by a single mom while the soundtrack and visual style evoke a picture perfect period piece of the early 2000s. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the number one podcasts thieves in the world, and it's time to put their skills to the test. In a fast and furious four horse race between Banter, Exposition, Film Noir and Poppytalk, this episode ended up funnier than the Vin Diesel audition tape for Cats. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are second to nun as they close out Whoopi Goldberg month with some joyful joy. When an administrator on the brink of retirement threatens to shut down the podcast and turn it into a parking lot, only one thing can change his mind: winning the all state podcast competition. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting cocaine in the cookies for a podcast that exudes a beautiful simplicity, savage, ruthless, existing only to devour and destroy, to taste blood, to rend flesh. It will be your worst nightmare unless you give us the meecrofilme, but if it's tingling, that means it's working. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to Italy after winning a contest to name a chicken sandwich, where through a series of events they drop their podcast in a basket and it floats away down the river. Years later, their podcast has been raised Italian, having never known its true heritage. Mamma Mia! Will Homie Spumoni discover his roots in time for the hospital talent show? Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more  Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have been selected as honorary podcasters for the struggling New York Knicks. After quickly assessing the core personal issue plaguing each individual member of the team and solving them one at a time, it all comes down to the last game of the season to decide who becomes the 8 seed in the playoffs. This movie invented the play in game. BING BONG! Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more   Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by comedian Brad Williams on their quest to reach the Las Vegas Hip Hop Café. The Leprechaun is eerily comfortable in the hood, smoking the bombest weed, banging the flyest zombie fly girls, and murdering anyone in his path before spitting bars (o'gold) over dope beats. Is there pussy in heaven? Follow Brad: @funnybrad IG: @bradwilliamscomic Website: https://www.bradwilliamscomedy.com/ Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more   Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more    CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are amnesiacs with troubled pasts and very particular sets of skills, having trained with a master in the art of podjitsu. Their skills are put to the test when they become embroiled in army corruption involving an arms dealer who just happens to have a world class ninja facility on his compound. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more   Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more    CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WHOA! PRIMO PODCAST DUDES! Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of mutagenic podcasters with different colored bandanas that love pizza. So hold your canister of ooze up high in the air, give me 10 flips and repeat after me: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! Vote in this month's poll Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed back to Hong Kong for a secret contest where the world's greatest podcasters fight in a battle to the death. From the longest flashback in the history of Cinephobe to a bevy of roundhouse kicks, uppercuts, sleeper holds and bloody faces, this episode sets multiple world records, including fastest Phile at 72 mph. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email us: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back at the Road House for the triumphant return of Stugotz from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, who rides into town to mentor us on the key components of classic cinema, action packaged around a love story with all the elements necessary for a complete movie going experience. Amin phobed this movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the best damn podcasters in the business, and they've been hired to clean up the kinda podcast where they sweep up the eyeballs after recording. Equipped with nothing but degrees in philosophy and dossiers full of exposition, they'll tangle with local big shots, flirt with hot doctors, and reconnect with old mentors set to the sonic stylings of a blind guitarist. What up Cinephobiacs! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes rise from the dead to roam the desert, seeking vengeance on the men that desecrated the woman they loved. Not even the sisters of San Diablo, the townsfolk of Enoch's Hammer, or a young hero named Fabolous are safe in this bloody romp. Ever wondered what movie Wesley Snipes was making when he was accused of tax fraud? This is the one. What up Cinephobiacs! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and repeat offender JuJu Gotti are members of a sleeper cell of Nightstalkers that keep the world safe from vampires. Blade will need their help as he faces his greatest challenge yet: An indie film actress, professional wrestler and Canadian rapper united to form an unholy triumvirate that want to turn the human race into a farm of vacuum sealed blood batteries. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are sucked up into the sky out of Duckworld only to land smack dab in the middle of Cleve Land. This diminutive duck isn't afraid to ruffle a few feathers as he meets a girl and tries to get a job, but when intergalactic demons follow him to Earth it's up to the farfetched fowl and his quack team to save the day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, and Mayes are joined by repeat offender Roy Bellamy, producer of the Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz, on a cross country flight that has been commandeered by the international terrorist known as the Rane of Terror. Other passengers include a bowl cutted kid who forgot his decorder ring, a grandma that loves the Arsenio Hall show, and security specialist haunted by the death of his wife. Only one of them can save the day, so let me give you some advice: Always Bet on Black. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes fast forward to 2025, when all memories of Covid have been erased by the new sensation charting to the top of the Popularity Index, FUTURESPORT! This cutting edge game combines hoverboards, useless goalies, hockey pads, quidditch, the electric chair and tubas into one fast paced, high scoring game that is so impactful, the fate of Hawaii hangs in the balance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike are headed to Jamaica in the thrilling conclusion to the epic bartending bromance. Complications abound as young Flanagan falls in love and Coughlin discovers that marrying for money doesn't stop fancy bars from being a money pit. Meet us for happy hour at Cocktails & Dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are ripping it up at TGI Fridays with the help of their very own Cuba Libre, the Le Batard & Friends Network Executive Producer Mike Ryan! Part 1 of this podcast tracks Tom Cruise's meteoric rise through the NYC cocktail scene, flippin' bottles and flingin' ice cubes behind three feet of mahogany while his Australian mentor spouts misogynistic and alcoholic nonsensical life advice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes woke up married and are under court order to record together for six months. Whether you make a plan to make plans or aren't serious boyfriend/husband material, are a Chonger or a Banger, take a trip to the podcast where you can forget all your troubles and act like a total idiot. What happens here, stays here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach and Mayes answer a bunch of user questions about favorite and least favorite episodes, how they would fix previous Cinephobes and make them good movies, which characters they want to exist in real life and so much more. Also Cinephobiacs Julian and Mike join the show to talk about their experiences listening to the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have suffered concussive head trauma, waking up up with the ability to read men's minds. Haven't you always wondered what men were really thinking? Thankfully this movie is here to tell you that men think about sex, money, sex, sports, sex, how to pronounce croissant, sex, and the Piña Colada song. We made this bespoke podcast specifically for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are Diamonds in the Rough in this turn of the 20CB bromantic comedy. Complete with a killer soundtrack, copious Neil Diamond references and flashback exposition, this movie teaches us that whether your field is psychology or pest control, at the end of the day you're just helping people. CMONNAYEHHHHH-HAAAA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes close out Travolta month with a classic film noir full of deception, intrigue, exposition and clichés. A private investigator is dragged back to his hometown of Galveston by a beautiful woman with a sob story, where he finds that everyone he knows has become influential and dangerous. Beware the roses, they're poisonous. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are pregnant AGAIN in this sequel released barely a year after the first one and was certainly not a cash grab, in case anyone's asking. If you've ever used your screaming children to get free stuff or convinced them that Mr. Toilet Man wants to eat your pee pee, then this movie about the struggles of co-parenting and keeping it fresh in your marriage is for you. Elvis is leaving the Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are struttin the streets of New York in this perplexing follow up to John Travolta's breakout role in Saturday Night Fever as dancing sex god Tony Manero. Tony won't let anything get in the way of his dream of Broadway fame, not objectification from women, his dingy residence, dismissive agents, his own psychosis or Frank Stallone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are heading out to the woods for the purest, most distilled form of war: one on one. Sharpen your knife, string your bow, and slam the Jagermeister, it's time to hunt the most dangerous game of all: Bosnian John Travolta. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes don't need a permit to podcast about Superhero movies as they close out June with this pick selected by the fans. In order to save the city, they'll deliver babies, build a lair out of repurposed appliances, and take down satin suited mobsters infiltrating the government. Thankfully, this podcast is Bulletproof, otherwise they'd be in Major Payne. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have been off in the Yukon swingin' pickaxes and chainsmokin' cigarillos enjoying an early retirement, but when Hydra rises again they are forced to suit up and podcast once more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have been recruited into the League of Expository Podcasters for this turn of the century dieselpunk superhero romp. Whether you're invincible, invisible, a blood thirsty vampire or just keeping the demons inside of you at bay, board the Nautilus and see just how deep we can dive into the depths of terrible movies before we never come back up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are breaking out the 2,000 year old bottles of wine and french accents for the first sequel in Cinephobe history where we actually watched the original first. The boys are back in the Cage to team up with a black french alcoholic priest that's kind of a dick to help the devil's baby mama save her son. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach and Amin's segment from last weekend's LeBatard Show 24 hour live stream marathon. First they interviewed Method Man about How High and more, then Adam McKay and Neal Brennan chatted about politics and comedy, while occasionally discussing the 2009 film The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard with the guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by comedian Erin Darling Torralva to discuss blind dating (dating actual blind people), comic con culture, romantic rooftops and orphans to see if Justice really is Blind after all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the finest blind podcasters in Hell's Kitchen. They'll tangle with an accurate irishman employed by a burly businessman and find love on a see saw along the way. Also there's a whole director's cut featuring Coolio! Justice is blind, but it can be heard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined once again by the Draft Queen Valerie Le Batard to play darts and work out our glamour muscles while planning the greatest Christmas heist in movie history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are fresh out of the joint and headed straight to a casino for the heist of the holiday season. Grab your goddamn hot chocolate and some pecan fuckin pie, raid the mini bar, order some pay per views and listen to the only podcast that has both Coke AND Pepsi. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes continue to search for the kryptonite that will weaken this podcast enough to kill it. This foray into the Snyderverse may well be our Doomsday, so grab your mason jar of granny's peach tea, jump in the bath fully clothed, and settle in for the ultimate edition of this podcast. Am I too soon? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are deep core podcasters charged with blowing up an asteroid the size of Texas before it destroys the Earth. They'll have to overcome an unhinged Russian cosmonaut, Space Dementia, a sentient growling asteroid, Explosition and Ben Affleck to complete their mission before the countdown clock runs out. Baysplode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are podcast assassins after Jeremy Piven's heart for the punchline of $1 million. It's a death race to the penthouse of a Lake Tahoe hotel, where coke addicted magician Buddy 'Aces' Israel is waiting to get smoked. Will anyone make it out of the elevator alive? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the Draft Queen Valerie Le Batard on her birthday to review the exhibits and pass final judgment on the landmark sexual harassment case between Michael Douglas and Demi Moore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes were expecting a promotion in the wake of an impending merger, but are passed over for an old flame looking to rekindle their explosive relationship. Will they resist temptation and remain faithful, or succumb to their patriarchal urges and exercise their dominance, destroying their families in the process? We can't disclose the outcome, listen to this podcast recorded on a random answering machine to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes strike back just in time for the release of the new Mortal Kombat reboot, bringing in Mike Ryan, Executive Producer of The LeBatard Show with Stugotz to unlock fatalities. Half the actors are different, the special effects are more like conventional effects, the costumes come from the bargain bin and it's only a ninety minute movie, but somehow we spent over two hours breaking it down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes sprinkle themselves with pixie dust for the flight back to Neverland, where the food is imaginary but the stakes have never been higher. Captain Hook is having an identity crisis, Peter Pan is an absentee father, Tinkerbell has been harboring obsessive feelings for nearly a century and Rufio is the first emo kid ever. This podcast can fly, fight and crow. Bangarang! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back with a revolutionary new invention: Va-Pod-Rize, the podcast that makes all other podcasts disappear. Whether you dream of running for the little congress, finishing every meal with delicious flan, or building the white house in your cul de sac, c'est la vie, as the Romans say. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are failed Paraguayan priests who have found a new calling: podcasting about snakes. In their quest to find the lost Shirishama tribe along the Amazon river, they must survive poisonousss waspsss, urethral catfish, jungle horniness and gigantic spring loaded anacondas. Five Whiskeys? That's breakfast on the river. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are running barefoot through Times Square to catch your chariot and deliver this podcast. Hercules leaves Mount Olympus for Spring Break and hits the town with the help of a humble pretzel salesman. We close out Arnold month with Arnold's first movie ever to show just how far his accent has come, and boy is Arnold a comer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes return to Gotham City to find out if the Iceman really cometh after all. Will Poison Ivy push the Green New Deal through congress? Can Batgirl crack Alfred's three letter password? Is Bane capable of stringing a sentence together? What song sent Amin down a youtube rabbit hole? The answers to all those questions and more in the thrilling conclusion to this two parter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are rubbing ice cubes on their bat nipples to prepare for the onslaught of ice puns unleashed by Arnold as Dr. Victor Fries terrorizes Gotham. This movie put the Batman Franchise into cryogenic sleep for 8 years until Christopher Nolan found the cure for Schumacher Syndrome. Assemble your own Un-United Nations and hit Bane's turbo button, you've only got eleven minutes to thaw this podcast and listen before it's frozen forever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and special guest JuJu Gotti usually work alone, but they've burned their credit cards and random baby photos in order to record this episode incognito. Arnold month continues with this movie overflowing with outrageous stunts, James Caan's smugness, light speed bullets and voracious luggage. Hurry up and listen to this podcast before it gets Erased. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes discover they were created by a top secret experiment designed to produce physically, spiritually, and mentally advanced podcasters. Once united, they complement each other perfectly and take a road trip to Texas, while losing their virginity, buying matching suits and stalking their long lost mother along the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the eighties with Detroit's favorite son, Jericho "Action" Jackson, a former track star with a Harvard Law Degree, and boy does he live up to his name in this one. This movie has everything: Banter, sleazy bad guys doing kung fu, naked pop stars on heroin, ninja assassins, ridiculous explosions and auto union conspiracy. This is a Cinephobe you don't want to miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back at Harvard after acing their THCs thanks to help of the Ghost of Exposition present. They'll tangle with uptight Dean Cain, dirty mack on Bart Dooster's girl and bring hookers to the dorms, all while putting the finishing touches on a botany project that will benefit mankind. Now go warm me up some Pork Chops O’Chunky. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Black History Month continues on Cinephobe as Zach, Amin and Mayes take their cutting edge tanning pills and head to Harvard Law School on the Henry Q Bouchard scholarship to learn that it's not so easy being black after all. You can really feel 400 years of oppression in every single frame of this movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cinephobe kicks off Black History Month with this archival footage of Chris Tucker in his prime. Josiah Johnson the meme king joins Zach, Amin and Mayes to sing Vic Damone's greatest hits, kick it with Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. , and disguise Barry White lyrics as wedding toasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes come out of retirement to assemble the crew for one last job, bringing in Woke Bro Nando Vila to help steal 50 cars in one night. Cage month comes to a close in this car caper released just ahead of The Fast and the Furious in the year 2000. Can Nic save his brother from a vindictive carpenter? Can Amin finish a movie longer than 90 minutes? You'll have to listen to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Grab your inhaler and head down to Babycakes strip club as Nic Cage month continues here on Cinephobe. What doesn't kill Zach, Amin and Mayes makes them stronger, they'll live free or die, and if you fuck with the bull you get the horns, so put on your poncho and blast that House of Pain CD, it's time to clean up your own backyard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes were made for this sewer and they are the kings. Cage Month rolls along with this 1998 thriller about conspiracy, a blind goody two shoes, political assassination, a married man and heavyweight boxing. Put your gold flip phone on silent and believe everything except your ears, because listening is deceiving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by Pablo Torre to square off one at a time with the ancient alien Brax, who has so much respect for the art of Jiu Jitsu that he never even dares to use it. Put on your paper hat and spit roast your finest fish, it's time to kick off Nicolas Cage month in style. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes close out the year by swapping houses with hospitable Utah peasants in the town of Nilbog. They'd rather be drinking Mountain Dew with their boys at the RV bordello, but all they've got is room temperature Nilbog milk. Be on the lookout for unattached girls, but whatever you do, don't eat the food. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You wanna listen to three podcasters on the verge of pissing themselves discuss a movie held together by terrible exposition and scotch tape? Money Plane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy are back on the Money Train to tangle ass with the transit twins, punch J Lo in the face and then bang her, get pick pocketed by an old lady and start a fire by striking gasoline with a metal pipe. We bled the breaks so this podcast won't stop until it reaches the end of the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and special guest Roy Bellamy board the Money Train and travel back to a simpler time, when the NY MTA was raking in millions of dollars of cold hard cash a day. It doesn't matter if there are people on the tracks, this train doesn't stop for anything! Give us some money so we can buy you a Christmas present, we definitely won't blow it immediately in a card game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have obtained possession of Harry Houdini's magical golden ticket and use it to enjoy all of the glorious fruits this movie has to offer: Product placement, over the top explosions, shouting lieutenants, monologuing villains and freshmen named Skeezy. Where does the parody end and the movie begin? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes coulda made it to the bigs if only they had mastered the sacrifice fly (the most beautiful play in the game). Just like unemployed knife salesman Gil Renard, they want some respect, and they'll leave their own kids behind at opening day and follow you into a sauna if that's what it takes to get it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are being relentlessly bullied (by each other), so they've posted an ad in search of a bodyguard. A homeless Owen Wilson comes to the rescue (wow!) to teach a trio of nerds self defense, steal their shit and bang their teacher. Just don't touch the dumpster at Ocean and Wilshire, that's his. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to Cinephobe! The jellicle podcast for jellicle podcats you should definitely be afraid to admit you love. Whether you're a washed up glamour cat like Grizabella, or a dissatisfied curious cat like Rum Tum Tugger, join us in a choreographed dance under the jellicle moon and see if you reach the Heavyside Layer. Jellicle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are reunited with their estranged father just in time for a beautiful waterfront wedding as the Sandler wars rage on. Help yourself to the strip club omelette bar and pull a Bud Heavy out of your loose sock, because Champale is up next and her vagina counts as double. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

News Headline! Cinephobe's finest prosti-dudes are Amsterdam bound for an all you can eat buffet of Portugese Breakfasts and Turkish Snow Cones. Zach, Amin and Mayes had to get 5 different colored tulips, eat two herring and drink a beer from a wooden shoe before they could record this podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fresh off a dominant performance in the championship game, Zach, Amin and Mayes find themselves subsumed by recruiters who all want a piece of the latest Cinephobe. Whether playing 3 on 3 football against the cops, or flirting with a young Uma Thurman, one thing's for sure: Johnny Got Game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Rental Wars wage on as Zach, Amin and Mayes dress up like their favorite 80s character and groove to the J Geils Band (sans J Geils). Bring your survival fanny pack and avoid the frat boys because it's getting rough out here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are frosty and huntin for Deados in this afterlife romp that takes place over the course of 3 or 4 days. Whether your carcass was picked apart by coyotes, or you're trying to reconnect with your French wife while disguised as James Hong, snort a bump of cumin and buckle up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes' minds are like clean, hungry sponges as they strap into the Gyrosphere and overdose on nootropic drugs before projecting this podcast into the mainframe and becoming Cyber Christs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes aren't into reality reality, they're into virtual reality with this 1992 film that's not legally allowed to connect itself to the Stephen King short story. Fill up your gas can and crank up the sexual tension for another epic 2-part Cinephobe spectacular. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the Cage for this nuanced action horror dark comedy that uses its conceit to peel back the layers of being a washed parent in modern society. Whether you get your news from a portable dvd player or prefer concentrated ethological exposition from Dr Oz while you hit the bong, this is the movie for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Breaking up is hard to do, just ask the recently rekindled Cinephobe crew. Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes are a couple of podcasters that don't have a goddamn future, and they're taking over by air, land and sea. Just promise us you're not gonna do anything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After Amin's dramatic exit from the show, Zach and Mayes pack their bags for the 2001 summer camp comedy cult classic that features horny summer love, lots of unlikely therapy, and all the other quintessential experiences Camp Firewood has to offer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes return to the quarantine zone for the 2013 sci-fi thriller that teaches us important lessons about parenthood and the dangers of environmental exploitation. Make sure you've got your go pro backpack, cutlass and horrific futuristic accent secured for this 100 km podcast journey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes scour the dark web to find the elusive, offensive "film" crudely assembled from various writers, directors and actors and sewn together like a sketch movie Frankenstein. Stop fingering your iBabe for a minute and listen. (Movies 1-42 are not prerequisite viewing for this podcast) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes suit up and shoot the moon for this 2010 heist movie loaded with emotional baggage. You have to wait at least a year between jobs so the heat cools off, but you don't have to wait more than a week for another spectacular episode of Cinephobe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes take a trip to CGI city for the 2004 female empowerment saga that put Halle Berry in a leather body suit to find her true calling. Another one name director (Pitof), another Cinephobe classic.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes take a trip to the moustachery in this 2014 comedy that everyone agrees isn't as good as Blazing Saddles (one of the foremost classic comedies of all time). This movie takes several pages out of Amin's dream journal and if you listen, we'll show you a real dollar bill for the first time in your life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes blast off for the 2002 futuristic moon caper comedy starring Eddie Murphy as a legendary rill hopper. Pluto is just your run of the mill ex con small business owner battling gentrification by local government in bed with corrupt capitalist casinos all while crusading for android rights.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the only ones that can walk between both worlds and have returned with the scroll of San Venganza to finish off Blackheart and his elemental demons once and for all. Listen closely as Amin's soul gradually leaves his body down the stretch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the Cage yet again having sold their souls for this 2007 film that launched the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Fill your martini glass with jelly beans and blast the Carpenters, we're jumping five blackhawk helicopters cuz our dad thought it would be cool. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes hit the showers for this 1989 buddy cop classic and are joined by Cinephobe's first guest, Stugotz of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz. We make billion dollar drug busts and margin calls while nattily attired in three piece Armani suits before making a prison break in the pouring rain. Listen to learn why Stugotz has this movie in his top 5 of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are for scuba in this romantic comedy as a risk averse Ben Stiller tackles dating advice, ethnic food, blind ferrets, throw pillows, and horrendous pick up basketball in his pursuit of Jennifer Aniston. Yes, this is the podcast from crocodile tears. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to Columbus, Ohio for a gritty, hard hitting, action movie starring Cinephobe Legend John Travolta. Pitbull's best friend is slamming Cleveland Reserve bourbon, picking up smoking again, getting tattoos, and reconnecting with his old partner to seek vengeance because the bible told him to, or something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes double dip with another horny 80s teen supernatural comedy. An alleged cult classic (?) that features dick soliloquies, barbershop rap groups, predatory psychics, mysterious disappearances and a little brother with an undiagnosed eating disorder leads to yet another unforgettable podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes throw in the proverbial towel with the horniest Cinephobe movie to date. Jason Bateman's debut comes in a classic coming of age college romp, complete with Trans Am Douchebags, southern temptresses, and flying bowls of pudding. This podcast is a dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The movie they didn't want us to see led to the podcast you just can't miss. Zach, Amin and Mayes take a jaunt north of the border to scenic Vancouver, leisurely ride around on motorcycles, take an impromptu trip to the aquarium, and blow up the entire train depot in pursuit of a missing child who holds the key to important nano technology. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes turn in their guns and badges for another odd couple cop comedy that serves as indie darling Kevin Smith's first and only sell out. Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan encounter a mastermind child car thief, a baseball obsessed drug dealer, and a parkour expert who dabbles in tasering, all while suspended, in order to pay for Bruce's daughter's wedding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes unite to discuss the odd couple partnership between a foul mouthed youth and a piece of Wonderbread in a cop's uniform, but still find plenty of time to tackle important subjects like Octavia Spencer's career and Richard Gere's fertility. (Neither Spencer nor Gere appear in this movie) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes open a time capsule chock full of very specific references from 2003 disguised as a parody film. We tackle semantic arguments, when a reference is just straight up theft, and announce the top 5 worst child actors in Cinephobe history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes get back in the Cage, quite literally this time, as they take an elusive white jaguar back to America in the hopes of turning it into a house on Pine Lake. Dumb kids, baby monkeys and scurvy engineers might try to stop us, but they'll never take our whiskey and cigars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are given an idea by Joy Behar to take one week off from their marriage to truly awful movies. They learned club analysis from Coakley, ate Gary's special brownies, and entertained Hog Head's hypotheticals, but in the end they returned to Cinephobe changed men. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes have just been released from prison after 5 years and despite people telling them not to, they just can't help but review this Mark Wahlberg / Peter Berg movie. Spoiler Alert: This movie is set in Boston. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Cinephile, Adnan revisits the film that finally earned Martin Scorcese his elusive academy award for directing. Does the electric ensemble cast present a strong enough argument to join Marty's Mount Rushmore? You'll have to listen to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes return to Hong Kong for the thrilling conclusion of Double Impact. That's right, there's two of them, so put down that bottle of whiskey, just chill out and listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are welcomed to Hong Kong with the 1991 action classic starring the Muscles from Brussels himself twin brothers seeking revenge on the men that killed their parents. They have the same accent but one of them only wears pastels and the other never puts out his cigar, so that's how you know they're different. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes navigate the anti liberal mishegas and overt sexuality of this 1990 kids movie smash hit. We discuss little league play by play announcers, the magical talents of John Ritter, and Amin still wants to do Cinephobe on a train. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are going straight...to...the wild wild west to cross dress, engage in racist roast battles, battle enormous mechanical spiders, and save the United States with the 1997 steampunk western. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes get their diamond rhinestone black leather vests out for Hunter Dunbar to autograph in a movie starring John Travolta, who's essentially a Cinephobe co-host at this point, and the film auteur Fred Durst. We've got scooter sequences, homages to Misery and Reservoir Dogs, and one of Amin's best ever connections to a classic film. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes put on John Gotti's old suits, and they can still smell the cologne. This disastrous film starring John Travolta and directed by E from Entourage certainly delivers when it comes to incoherence and Pitbull songs. Travolta is making his case to be the Cinephobe poster boy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes dive back into the Eszterhas universe as a couple of lawyers acting like cops on the hunt for a mysterious killer known only as Jade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes watch a movie selected by the fans in the Discord, and boy was it a mistake to give the people the power. We investigate dinosaur and aviary anatomy, whether the term "soft skin" is racist, and dive deep into the off camera ramifications that caused Oscar winning actress Whoopi Goldberg to appear in this straight to video disaster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes continue to spiral deeper and deeper into the dregs of Hollywood to discuss the movie that either caused or was caused by the celebrity couple Bennifer (that's Jennifer Lopez not Jennifer Aniston). We speculate on the lives of Nick Saban look-alikes, debate Al Pacino's merits as a yeller, and question what this podcast is even about anymore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of ghosts, free to podcast about any movie they choose! And they chose the $150 million dollar Michael Bay Netflix epic that starts with a 20 minute car chase sequence. Assemble your team and jet set around the world to get revenge on the made up dictator that ruined your charity photo op. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to the north pole for a holly jolly Christmas edition of Cinephobe. We're repossessing Plasma TVs and buying real estate from Survivor winners in order to reconnect with our estranged family and save Santa's business! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes strap in to the learning machine for one of their worst movies yet. In the year 3000, man-animals last hope is a dreadlocked white man named Jonny Goodboy in the battle against nine foot tall disgusting middle managers on the crap filled factory known as Earth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes take a jaunt back to the time when Dane Cook was on top of the world, and the world was made up of MySpace and comedy CDs. Based on a short story by a Los Angeles architect, this mystical rom com has a fascination with boobs and unlimited penguins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes bust out their thickest southern accents for this rare sequel that is better than the original. We discuss elegant handshake techniques, fuck marry kill scenarios, and finally determine whether "Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states" is actually a saying. From the stacked cast to the rat-a-tat joke filled banter, this movie is a rollicking good time, even Tony Medley agrees! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The movie so jam packed with nudity it needed a whole second episode to cover every nip and snatch. Zach, Amin and Mayes fawn over Gina Gershon, respect honest apologies and tally up the number of times our main character storms out of a scene. Cinephobe is headed straight to the top! We don't need an understudy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes bare it all to discuss the cinematic supernova that is 1995's Showgirls. This movie ruined multiple Hollywood careers, but it becomes the first Cinephobe to earn a sequel. In part 1 of the podcast, the gang crushes on Gina Gershon, worries about James' job security, and Amin reveals something from his past that made him exceedingly prepared to discuss this film. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach and Amin take on the first movie to get a Cinephobe treatment while still in theaters. The Ang Lee directed, Will Smith dual role cloning action thriller is filled with distracting visuals and has been bouncing around Hollywood development hell since 1997. On track to be one of the largest box office flops of the year, this is a podcast you won't want to miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes brave the storm of the century to steal a bunch of money bound for the shredder. We've got hackers, terrible southern accents, a knock off Batmobile, powerful senses of smell, and pallets full of action. Tensions are high here at Cinephobe, so check it out before we tear ourselves apart like a Cat 4. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes take a road trip to Cabo and get sick of each other when the red flags start flying. This 2007 film featuring Ben Stiller teaches us about spinning elaborate webs of lies, jackhammers, immigration, and pussy crushing counting. Will this podcast make it past the honeymoon phase? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes jump 15 buses to pay for their step dad's conveniently priced surgery as they crash into this 2007 debut feature film from the Lonely Island. You are all invited to join our crew, once you pass initiation, but just remember that I am the one that parties. That's a flavor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes break the fourth wall to discuss Skip Woods' 2001 masterpiece of cinematic scriptwriting, Swordfish! Stanley Jobson (Hugh Hackman) is the man for the job, and he's just trying to get his daughter back from the Porn King of southern California. Whether you're here to research Halle Berry's role in the film or just a die hard Thomas Jefferson truther, this is the movie for you.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes review the movie released by Disney on Christmas Day 1997. Join us as we contemplate the origin of the name Quincy, the relevance of companies Compaq & Nortel, and which NBA owner most resembles the main character. Zach speculates on the origin of the eggplant emoji and Amin wonders whether Mission Impossible or Mr Magoo revolutionized the cable drop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes put their jobs with good benefits on the line as we break down the 2004 Wayans Bros classic. Our longest episode to date might put you in a wheelchair, but don't worry the feeling will come back. Whether you only recognize Vanessa Carlton because of this movie or know that she had an absolute banger two years before, this is the podcast for you.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Completing the Cage trifecta, take a journey with Zach, Amin and Mayes to SummersIsle, but don't expect any of that signature Royal Honey because last year's harvest was a disaster. This island in the puget sound is full of creepy silent men, chanting female twins, ominous bee keeping outfits and jarred fetii, but this film comes down to one crucial editing mistake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes go behind enemy lines to decode Spies Like Us, one of Amin's favorite's from the 1980s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back to grapple with the 2008 Orlando Brawler classic, Never Back Down, featuring the gentleman from Amistad. Join the Cinephobe gang as they explore the specific time period when you would print out Mapquest directions and the facility of dental dams to a caucophony of awful late 2000s music. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach and Amin are brought to the brink of rage at Mayes' pick, the space opera Jupiter Ascending. They discuss Channing Tatum saying words he clearly can't define, whatever it was Eddie Redmayne was going through in this movie, and the proper way to clean a toilet. Protect your telescope at all costs, and most of all, respect the honesty of bees. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes get in the Cage yet again, staying up all night with overflowing glasses of whiskey to decrypt "Knowing". Join us as Amin cross examines the accuracy of telephone habits and TiVo recordings while Zach gives insight into the mind of an alcoholic MIT professor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes take a routine expedition in a tiny raft to the Land of the Lost, the 2009 remake of the 1974 TV show starring Will Ferrell and Danny McBride. Join us as we answer important scientific questions such as “If you shot a ton of pot at the sun, would it burn up and get everybody high?”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You might be asking, what's next for Cinephobe? The answer of course is the 2007 Nicolas Cage classic Next. Zach, Amin and Mayes see this movie two minutes at a time and discuss one of the worst endings (if you can even call it an ending) ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes present Cinephobe, a podcast on the Count The Dings Network that showcases their shared affinity for bad movies. This week they tackle Kangaroo Jack 2: G'Day U.S.A.!, and even though Amin fell asleep and Zach was playing games on his phone, they still have plenty of takes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices