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Chopping Wood Inside: The Twin Peaks Podcast for Conspiracy Theorists

English, TV & Video, 1 season, 71 episodes, 3 days, 13 hours, 57 minutes
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The definitive and prolific Twin Peaks: The Return podcast that's brewed strong and poured deep for our fellow Twin Peaks conspiracy theorists and aficionados around this beautiful and horrific spinning world. Join two Twin Peaks, David Lynch fanatics (Murph and Hawk) as they attempt a feat few other Peaks re-cappers dare: try to understand what in the f*ck is going on. *Spoilers *Explicit Language *Some Nudity *Extreme Violence
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Series Rewind: Part 18

What year is this? Our final podcast on Twin Peaks: The Return is a black as midnight on a moonless night in Odessa discussion of Part 18 -- a Lynchian masterpiece of mystery & mood that still confounds, with an iconic ending that will haunt our dreams eternally.
7/22/20201 hour, 46 minutes, 50 seconds
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Twin Peaks Pilot (1990)

The past dictates the future. We return to where it all began, discussing (for the first time) Lynch & Frost's iconic opening chapter. A moody & mysterious masterpiece with a soundtrack that is too dreamy.
2/25/20201 hour, 41 minutes, 50 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 17

"We're going home." Our Series Rewind nears completion as Murphy and I revisit the penultimate episode, The Past Dictates The Future or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Cockney Kid with a Green Glove Who Bested Bob + more on Diane, Judy, Maj. Briggs, and an early birthday kiss to DKL.
1/15/20201 hour, 24 minutes, 17 seconds
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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

Through the darkness of future past, we have descended from pure air to discuss Teresa Banks and the last seven days of Laura Palmer + The Missing Pieces and anecdotes from 1992 when David Lynch's misunderstood masterpiece blew our youthful minds with blue roses, pink rooms, and a dancing girl with red hair named Lil... she's my mother's sister's girl!
10/26/20191 hour, 44 minutes, 17 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 16

'You are awake... finally!' Cooper returns in one of the most satisfying parts of Season 3, but it's Laura Dern who steals the show as Diane reveals the details of 'that night' then utters one final 'fuck you' in The Red Room. We say adieu to Little Dickie Horne & the murderous yet charming Chantal and Hutch at the hands of the Polish "I move car" Accountant, and revel in Audrey's dance at the Roadhouse. Plus, the power of Mr. C's playing card and the darker side of Carrie Page.
9/19/20191 hour, 12 minutes, 21 seconds
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Mulholland Dr.

This is the film! David Lynch's dreamy Hollywood blue puzzle box with a star-making performance from Naomi Watts as the doomed ingénue from Deep River, Ontario. A genuine Masterpiece & the best film of the 21st century! Silencio...
8/11/20191 hour, 35 minutes, 1 second
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Series Rewind: Part 15

We cry tears of gold as we say goodbye to Peggy Lipton & The Log Lady in our series rewind of Part 15... then it gets dark as we descend into the mysterious Convenience Store with Mr. C & Phillip Jeffries. Plus, madness in the woods with Steven & Becky, Coop's last supper (chocolate cake) as Dougie Jones, and Audrey's Roadhouse blues.
6/14/20191 hour, 7 minutes, 18 seconds
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Lost Highway

It's a Möbius strip pod as we try to unlock the mystery of David Lynch's brilliant Lost Highway; remembering things our own way in discussing the endless nightmare of a fractured identity within the city of dreams. "It's been a pleasure talking to you."
4/29/20191 hour, 27 minutes, 27 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 14

It's a Blue Rose podcast, most definitely! We have quite a little theory to tell you about Mr. C, Janey-E, and Diane, then we embark on our own journey to Jack Rabbit's Palace, sipping Bloody Mary's & chain-smoking Salem's, while repeating the ancient phrase (with Cockney accents) "This podcast is our destiny!"
3/24/20191 hour, 23 minutes, 34 seconds
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Wild at Heart

We're making our lunch and taking a little detour down the yellow brick road as we find ourselves in Big Tuna discussing Wild at Heart, a film we've seen about 50,000 times, the first 49,000 on VHS pan and scan. So ya'll take a good listen and hear a deep sound coming down from Murphy and Tom... Texas-style. "Stab it and steer."
2/24/20191 hour, 17 minutes, 22 seconds
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Series Rewind Part 13

Murphy & Tom take a cosmic journey through Anthony Sinclair's dandruff and discuss the Sonny Jim / Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? connection, Coop using the invisible doorknob at Lucky 7, Dirty Bearded Men at The Farm, Sarah's electricity problem, and why do we see different size Sycamore trees outside The Black Lodge in Parts 2 & 18?
1/28/20191 hour, 10 minutes, 31 seconds
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Blue Velvet

It's a Frank Booth Xmas replete with nitrous oxide & Heinekin as the final Chopping Wood Inside podcast of 2018 explores the strange world of David Lynch's Blue Velvet & the many connections to Twin Peaks and other Lynch films. Be a good neighbor & listen. We'll send you a lover letter... straight from our hearts.
12/24/20181 hour, 12 minutes, 8 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 12

Let's Rock! as we discuss Part 12 and how this episode could be considered a mini-FWWM: Chet Desmond is name dropped during Albert's brief history of The Blue Rose Task Force; Cooper's cameo; Warden Murphy's head explodes a la Deputy Cliff, and Sarah's freak out in a convenience store which just happens to be named Keri's.
12/2/20181 hour, 10 minutes, 44 seconds
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The Unofficial Version

We're back with new thoughts on the ending of Part 18, the cycle of life/death of Laura and Cooper, Audrey's dilemma, and what the new timeline would look like in a Season 4 + Lucy's mysterious necklace(s) and was it Diane who wrote 'Let's Rock' on the windshield of Chet Desmond's windshield in FWWM?
10/28/20181 hour, 8 minutes, 54 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 11

Murph & Hawk revisit the brilliant Part 11 - There's fire where you are going, and chaos outside the RR Diner. Cole nearly enters The Zone & a heartbreaking but brilliant ending with Coop, Lady Jackpots & cherry pie. Plus, our usual digressions into dreams and Lodge shenanigans.
10/1/20181 hour, 7 minutes, 50 seconds
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One Year Later: Is it future or is it past?

It's the unofficial version of Chopping Wood Inside - replete with hazy memories and a shifting podcast timeline - as Murph & Tom discuss new Twin Peaks mysteries one year after the Season 3 finale.
9/3/20181 hour, 5 minutes, 56 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 10

Murph and Hawk are back from the goddamn trees wearing Maj. Briggs' S:2 retro fighter pilot headgear to give Part 10 another look, hitting on some of the fuzzy areas in their Vegas dreamer theory, plus a quick discush on their wild times at the 2018 Twin Peaks Festival. Hello Johnny, how are YOU today?
8/12/20181 hour, 8 minutes, 48 seconds
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What Year IS This?

Murph and Hawk keep the lodge fires burning as we patiently wait for Season 4, conspiring on topics like Lynch vs. Trump, Lynch's Netflix flirtation, anecdotes from 'Room to Dream,' and the curious connection between two portal pullers: The Evolution of The Arm and Phillip Jeffries. Bob! Bob! Bob!
7/8/20181 hour, 6 minutes, 40 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 9

Around the dinner table the conversation is still lively AF: Maj. Briggs delivers another message; I am Jerry's foot and I sound just like David Lynch on helium; Bill Hastings enters The Zone, and Gordon shares a smoke with Diane.
6/10/20181 hour, 2 minutes, 37 seconds
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Above The Convenience Store

Murph & Hawk celebrate the one-year anniversary of The Return by filling up on garmonbozia and examining the mysterious Convenience Store.
5/27/20181 hour, 8 minutes, 19 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 8

Your favorite dirty bearded men (Murph and Hawk) put on their red Dugpa hats to review The Smithsonian bound, seminal head crusher of an episode that changed all our lives forever: Part 8.
4/30/20181 hour, 3 minutes, 12 seconds
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Unified Dream Theory

Lil' Dickie Murph and Linda Hawk fly over the #6 electricity pole to penetrate the Mobius strip madness of Part 18.
4/15/20181 hour, 8 minutes, 10 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 7

Murph and Hawk are back like two cobra Coopers in a humming rewind of Part 7.
3/25/20181 hour, 4 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Black Lodge

Murph and Hawk get lost in the curtains again to celebrate the evolution of the Black Lodge from the Original Series Finale, to FWWM, to Part 8, to the Judy, Judy, Judy retcon.
3/4/20181 hour, 18 minutes, 33 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 6

Murph and Hawk 'just have fun with it' in a comedy savant rewind of Part 6 - just like Dougie Jones does his case files.
2/18/20181 hour, 39 seconds
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"Cooper Cooper Cooper"

Murph and Hawk become whole again (sort of) while putting everyone's favorite Special Agent with a white knight syndrome under their obsessive microscope to ask "Cooper: Who. Are. You?"
2/4/20181 hour, 3 minutes, 34 seconds
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Unsolved Mysteries of Season 3

Putting their minds to the #3 electrical socket, Murph and Hawk discuss the mysteries that are probably best left unsolved in Twin Peaks: The Return. The questions that, to quote Leo Johnson, "You don't need to know."
1/21/20181 hour, 4 minutes, 15 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 5

Murph, Hawk jump over the moon with Mr. Strawberry in a Part 5 rewind that'll kill ya.
1/7/20181 hour, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
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This Is Where You'll Find Judy

Murph and Hawk venture inside the sewn eyelids of the mysterious Naido to discuss the synchronized time nuggets hidden in Parts 3, 8 & 18, and whether our cosmic heroine-martyr from another dimension is really Diane, or Judy pulling da strings. 24:19 24:19 24:19=253=10
12/27/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 21 seconds
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Blu-ray Review: Twin Peaks Season 3

Murph and Hawk drink full and descend into the new Twin Peaks Blu-ray, reveling in the mystery of Lynch's creative process, and throwing their conspiratorial minds to finding clues hidden in the 8 hours of extras. It's a beautiful thing, Buster!
12/17/20171 hour, 10 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Dream Layer

Back from their sojourn in the Fireman's Mansion, Murph and Hawk burn the midnight scorched engine oil to discuss the crazy "dreamer" subplot in Part 17, and the series finale.
12/3/20171 hour, 7 minutes, 58 seconds
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Between Two Worlds

Murph and Hawk spend a rousing hour unstuck in time between two worlds of our Twin Peaks Gods (Lord Lynch and St. Frost) to discuss where we go from here now that Frost has muddied the theoretical waters with The Final Dossier. Did time-travelling Cooper really retcon Laura's murder out of existence? Is our Cooper is "The Dreamer" Black Lodge theory still in play? Can both of these theories co-exist? Where does Hawk's "Laura is the ordained martyr theory" fall into this metaphysical jigsaw puzzle? Is Sarah Palmer the only Judy? Or is there an army of Judy Children wreaking havoc around the world? And could "the Judy's" ultimate mission be to bum rush every White Lodge portal on earth until it is so full of tainted holes that Earth becomes the Black Lodge and we get (gulp) a Bob-like demon wearing an Owl Ring as our fucking President??
11/11/20171 hour, 4 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Final Dossier

Murph and Hawk spray two coats on a sprawling review of Mark Frost's new book The Final Dossier. Is this thing TP canon, or more like the ultimate fan fiction? Did Laura really not die now, for real this time? Will every character eventually end up in a mental institution? How many Pine Weasels did Ben Horne kill when building the Ghostwood Private Prison? Why was Diane's story redacted? Will Hawk ever deputize the Log? Who was Ray's contact in the Blue Rose Task Force already? And is Sarah the only character with the "Judy Face" or are there 11 more possessed bug children preparing to invade the earth in TP Season 4?
11/6/20171 hour, 34 minutes, 31 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 4

Your two favorite clown comics posit some yrev interesting new theories about the finale during a re-watch of Part 4: Did the Fireman send Laura to Peaks (in Part 8) to take out Judy? Did Coop foil the Fireman's plans by saving Laura, and rewriting history? Is Coop always one step behind the Fireman in his white knight duties? Do Wally Brando's eyes deceive him? Who really tricked Coop into Dougie-Land? Could Gordon be "the dreamer?" What's the meaning behind Mr. C's line "I've never really left home, Gordon?" at the end of Part 4? And what are the odds a Season 4 happens now that Frost and Lynch have BOTH dropped major clues?
10/28/20171 hour, 12 minutes, 32 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 3

Murph and Hawk plummet through the astral plane to search for more clues in a rewatch of Part 3: Did Laura really blow out the lights in the season finale? Is Sarah trapped in the Lodge now? Was Naido's house some kind of cosmic way station? Who tricked Cooper into that #3 portal ? Were Dougie's antics all just a Lodge trap? Is the American Girl trapped in the Lodge, too? And could Ronette have ultimately been the one who "'fell a victim" to Leland in that train car?
10/21/20171 hour, 2 minutes, 17 seconds
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Stewart Strauss Interview (Woodsman #1)

Murph and Hawk welcome actor Stewart Strauss (our favorite Woodsman #1) to the pod to talk about how it felt to suddenly be the scariest dude on TV, his terrifying scene in the jail cell in Part 2, what it was like to work on the iconic Parts 8, 11, and 17, Stewart's memories of the "Gotta Light" scene, plus the singular experience of working with David Lynch's megaphone, as well as other great stories from his career like working with Travolta and Sly (Stallone) on the sequel to Saturday Night Fever.
10/12/20171 hour, 23 minutes, 40 seconds
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Unified Lodge Theory 2

Murph and Hawk are back from shock treatments with new nuggets of lodge speculation: Who's winning the war between Judy and the fireman now that the series is over? Did we ever see the real Diane? Did Cooper dream up Frank Truman? Could Laura be trapped in her own dreamer loop, just like Coop's and Audrey's? Is the whole "Naido = Diane" thing just another lodge mind fuck for poor Cooper? Was Naido really Judy the whole time?? And can we all finally agree that Judy is the evil in the Palmer House, and probably the queen of the Black fucking Lodge??
10/9/20171 hour, 13 seconds
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Unified Lodge Theory

Murph and Hawk keep the theory train rocking with some new revelations on the series finale: Are we all living in a Black Lodge world? Is it Lodge realities "all the way down" for Cooper? Is everyone cool with Vegas, Season 1 and Season 2 not even happening? Does Laura's "I'm dead, yet I live" line mean she's trapped in Coop's Groundhog Day story, or does she have her own recurring story, and was it Odessa? Could there be an infinite number of Richard's running around the Cooper-verse trying to save an infinite number of Carrie's? And are they all destined to fail, fail. FAIL? And in the end, is Judy the architect of all possible timelines, including (gulp) ours??
9/24/20171 hour, 31 minutes, 37 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 2

Murph and Hawk rewind the time loop to offer their live commentary on Part 2: Were Phyllis and Mr. C doing the tulpa dance? Did Mr. C have Phyllis stage the creepy Ruth-Briggs crime scene? Why were the Woodsman so determined to kill Bill Hastings? Was Ray an FBI informant from Jump Street? What the fuck is Laura whispering in Coopers' ear?? Did Laura and Sarah ever take off their faces together? Is Coop stuck in 2 time loops: the Dopple-Coop loop and the Laura loop? Is the One Armed Man trying to wake him up with all those "future/past" lines? Does Hawk see red drapes every time he hikes to Glastonberry Grove? And is Lynch sneakily hinting at a Season 4 (in 4 years) with all these media interviews??
9/20/20171 hour, 5 minutes, 41 seconds
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Series Rewind: Part 1

Murph and Hawk do their first live commentary of The Return, starting with Part 1, to see if they can make sense of this multi-verse: Did Lynch throw the script out the window with Episode 18? Should Harry Dean Stanton's face be on Mount Rushmore? Is the Giant's scene with Coop the last scene in the series? Did Bill Hastings wake up in bed next to Major Briggs' corpse with Ruth's head on top? What is the over/under on red herrings in this series? Was that fucker Ray's entrance the best thing ever? Who is the mysterious billionaire again? Is the Glass Box a result of Gordon, Briggs & Coops original plan to get Judy? Are those Z's on Tracy's coffee cups signs she's an agent of the White Lodge? Is Phyllis Hasting's one of Mr. C's tulpas? Why is Alice Tremond so fucking creepy; is she Judy? Is the Giant throwing shade at Coop with the "far away" line? Did Lucy have to kill a man to learn how cellphones work? And one final shout out to our God, St. Harry Dean, see you at the curtain call!
9/16/20171 hour, 15 minutes, 19 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Series Finale Deep Dive

Murph and Hawk remove their splattered minds from the ceiling of the Twin Peaks Sheriff's Station to posit more theories on the series finale: Did this season even happen? Did the original series?? Is Judy really Mother? Is Odessa, Texas Laura's version of Audrey's pocket hell? Is Coop "the dreamer" hooked on the story of the little girl who lived down the lane? Was Mr C's foolish plan a mirror of Cooper's foolish plan? What's up with Coop's FBI pin? Did Judy (in the form of Mrs. Tremond) just shatter Coop's hero myth into a million Bob pieces? And is our beloved hero fucked forever on any timeline???
9/10/20171 hour, 7 minutes, 15 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Parts 17/18

Murph and Hawk try to put their doppel-minds back to together after a existentially slippery, mind-blowing Season Finale: How spine-tingling was that cliffhanger?? What year is it again? Is Bob really dead? Are the Woodsman? Will Freddy run for Mayor of Twin Peaks? How hilar was Mr. C's "Coop act" at the Sheriff's Station? How late was Bobby Briggs to the Freddy/Bob Orb slugfest? How awesome was Gordon's entrance after the fight? Is Cooper the Dreamer? Is Red head Diane the real Lil from Fire Walk With Me? Was Part 17 the fan-friendly ending Lynch pitched to Showtime? Is Part 18 really Episode 1 of Season 4? How the F were Coop and Mike allowed into the Convenience Store to see Phillip? Was Diane really enjoying sex with Dale or did some latent Mr. C emerge during coitus? Is Coop's dark side really vanquished? Is Laura doomed in any dimension? Is Jow-day 'The Mother' aka Sarah via The Jumping Man? Is Sarah destined to stalk Laura on any astral plane? Will we ever get a Season 4 "curtain call" to answer, "How's Audrey?" And Is Coop trapped in an obsessive dreamer loop or is he the worst time traveler ever???
9/4/20171 hour, 57 minutes, 21 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Parts 17/18 Preview

Doppel-Murph and Tulpa-Hawk "deliver the message" during their season finale preview extravaganza: Did Tammy really disappear? Will we see Andy break-dancing over the end credits? Did Mr C give his dead son, Johnny Horne's teddy bear for his 1st birthday present? Did Mr C trigger Diane with a Bob smile emoji? Is Becky dead under that #6 power pole? Are we about to meet Judy and a spider monkey named Jack? Is the "Jumping Mother Sarah Man" waiting for Mr. C on Blue Pine Mountain? And is all our destinies to watch Coop become "Dr. Blue" to Garland's "The Major" in Season 4 of Twin Peaks (release date 2022) chasing Bob around the multiverse?
9/2/20171 hour, 41 minutes, 19 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 16 Deep Dive

Murph and Hawk go full Black Lodge deep dive on an epic Part 16: Has Mr. C been knocking out tulpas for 25 years? Will we ever find out how "The Major" got Dougie's ring in his stomach? Have we ever really seen the Black Lodge? Is the Waiting Room on an infinite plane? Has the Convenience Store taken over as the big bad evil in the series? Is a trap being set at the Palmer House? And is the real Diane trapped in the Old Gas Station purgatory or is she Naido, Candy or fucking Linda??
8/31/201759 minutes, 50 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 16

Murph and Hawk bust out their Jerry Horne Dugpa dance for a thumbs up Part 16: Is Audrey "the dreamer " trapped in Convenience Store hell? Is every demon converging on the Sheriff Station now? Is Naido the real Diane? Is that dude who Uzi'd Hutch and Chantal an agent of the White Lodge (like Freddy?) Did Diane briefly channel Laura when she said "I'm in the Sheriff's Station"? And did Coop just say goodbye to the only family he's ever known, forever?
8/28/20171 hour, 19 minutes, 25 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 16 Preview

Murph and Hawk take a pleasant steam in the Phillip Jeffries' teapot to preview Part 16: Who the hell is Judy?? Who the hell is mother? What the fuck is inhabiting Sarah? What does the Jumping Man have to do with this? Is Bob still in Mr. C or what? Will Dougie Coop be rushed to Twin Peaks in a Las Vegas ambulance? Will Freddy crush Billy with his green iron fist? And Is Dickie Horne finally destined to be Robin to Mr C's evil Batman?
8/26/20171 hour, 7 minutes, 29 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 15

Murph and Hawk go peeping in the Convenience Store to drop their hot takes on an emotion-packed Part 15: Did everyone see Sarah's face in the Jumping Man? Does "The Ballad of Norma and Ed" give us hope that love is enough? Did Stephen shoot himself out of sparkle guilt for murdering Becky in the Tremond's trailer under the #6 fucking electricity pole? Will we ever see the Log Lady making orbs in the White Lodge? And is Ruby's primal scream on the dance floor a precursor to Mother and Laura's revenge on this world full of goddamned truck drivers?
8/21/20171 hour, 20 minutes, 10 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 15 Preview

Murph and Hawk take a mind-blowing trip inside Sarah Palmer's face to preview Part 15: Is Janie-E the tulpah-doppel of Diane? Is Dougie destined to die now? Will Laura guide Coop back to the White Lodge? Is The Uncle behind this zombie infestation? Will Freddy wield his mighty glove to smite the Woodsman? Does Andy have a super power, too? Is Sarah the avenging Mother? And is Mr C. coming home to see his ma-mah, and rip Twin Peaks a new hellgate?
8/19/20171 hour, 26 minutes, 59 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 14

Dr. Hawk flies solo and gives his hot take on Part 14 while Murph hibernates in 'The Zone'. Is Sarah Palmer host to 'The Experiment' & does the Truck You t-shirt perv taste like warmed over garmonbozia? Was Andy chosen by the Fireman because of his love of cheese sandwiches? What other Monica Bellucci dreams has Cole had? WIll James get a mystical green glove for his birthday? And here's a little diddy about Janey-E and Diane...
8/14/201757 minutes, 19 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 14 Preview

Murph and Hawk take the Karl Rod-mobile out for a joy ride into the future to preview Part 14: Is Bob still in Mr. C? Will Major Briggs floating head "turn up" at Jack Rabbit's Palace? Why do people wear that owl ring when it's pure evil? Could sensitive Bobby survive a brush with the Black Lodge? Who would win an arm wrestling match between Mr C. and Dougie (Mr. Squeeze his arm off?) Do Dougie and Mr. C have to merge for Coop to finally wake up? Is the series going to end in a Mobius strip? And is Lynch lifting some clues from his own snakeskin Bible?
8/12/20171 hour, 4 minutes, 45 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 13

Murph and Hawk return from a lost weekend in the Mitchum Brothers conga line to give their hot takes on Part 13: Are we in the middle of a Lodge Civil War? Was the One Armed Man the mystery guard who gave Ray the Owl ring? Is Audrey trapped in a coma-induced time loop from the original series? Is Sarah trapped in some Woodsman time loop from alcoholic hell? Did Dickie Horne just see his papa (Mr. C) for the first time? And how the hell was that Bobby scene at the Double R the night he got the message from Major Briggs?? Didn't we already see that scene in Part 11??
8/7/20171 hour, 4 minutes, 50 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 13 Preview

Channeling their inner Mr. Monkeywrenches, Murph and Hawk get under the hood of this "goddamn bad story we're in" to preview Part 13: Who, or what, is in Sarah Palmer's kitchen? Did Major Briggs swallow Dougie's ring so Gordon would find it? Is Phillip Jeffries on earth or in another place? Could Diane's mystery night with Mr. C be the night Dougie was manufactured? Who sent MIriam the blue roses? And shouldn't Gordon Cole think ahead and have his Blue Rose Task Force renew their life insurance before reentering the town of Twin Peaks, just in case?
8/5/20171 hour, 5 minutes, 5 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 12

Murph and Hawk clash swords over their sky high expectations for Part 12: Why the hell is the FBI still in Buckhorn? Will the Room 315 key get back to Harry? How creepy was it to see the Palmer house again? Will Karl join the gang on their field trip to Jack Rabbit's Palace? Was Jerry being chased out of the woods by invisible Woodsman? Is Lil' Dickie Horne even Audrey's son, anymore? And could Bob already be dining on souls under Sarah Palmer's creepy ass ceiling fan?
7/31/20171 hour, 5 minutes, 52 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 12 Preview

Murph and Dr. Hawk veer into the unknown to heap Dougie-sized portions of praise on Part 11 while previewing Part 12: Is Monica Belluci the infamous Judy? Is a Twin Peaks zombie apocalypse imminent? Are the Woodsman bum-rushing all the White Lodge portals on earth? Could Chief Joseph make a cameo at Jack Rabbit's Palace? When will Sarah Palmer show up with Laura's painting? Did Diane's text lead to the Woodsman blowing Bill Hasting's head off? And when will the FBI finally tell Bobby that his dad's headless corpse was involved in the ritualistic murders of 5 people??
7/28/20171 hour, 4 minutes, 47 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 11

Murph and Hawk break out the cherry pie and champagne to offer their hot takes on Part 11: Is the entire town going insane now? Is Stephen screwing Donna Hayward's tiara-wearing sister? Is the zombie kid in the car being levitated by the woodsman? Why does Bill Hasting's exploding head emit so little blood? How did Shelly become a better stunt woman than a mother? And is Hawk's map full of Lodge magic or is he just screwing with Sheriff Truman's head??
7/24/20171 hour, 6 minutes, 25 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 11 Preview

Minds still wrapped in plastic from the first 10, Murph and Hawk break out their tinfoil hats to preview Part 11: Is Season 3 a puzzle Lynch/Frost never intended us to solve? How shitty is the police work of the Twin Peaks Police Department? What are the odds Bill Hasting's head floats away during the FBI's field trip to The Zone? Will Hawk, Bobby, and Truman pay a visit Major Briggs' old Listening Post on the way to Jack Rabbit's Palace? Is Diane a rogue agent only out for herself? And what's the Lodge's obsession with time when they live in a timeless fucking alterna-universe??
7/22/20171 hour, 4 minutes, 12 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 10

There is always distorted music in the air when Murph and Dr. Hawk offer their hot take reactions to Part 10.: How insane are the Hornes? Why Does Dougie look like Ned Flanders shirtless? How big was that orgasm Dougie and Janie-E had, hey Dougie? Why is Laura's Ghost haunting Gordon Cole of all people? It's great Albert and Constance hooked up, but why does Albert still look so guilty of something? And did lil' Dickie Horne bribe the entire Twin Peaks police department to go on this unfettered killing spree?
7/17/20171 hour, 2 minutes, 33 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 10 Preview

Murph and Hawk burn the midnight scorched engine oil to celebrate Harry Dean Stanton's birthday and preview Part 10: Is Bob still with Mr. C? Is Laura really the one? Are all these Black Lodge rules written by a drunk angry dwarf? How much more Dougie can we take? Have we seen the last of Bill Hastings? Is Johnny Horne being played by his stunt double? And if Laura's the one, where da hell is she??
7/15/201756 minutes, 40 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 9 Deep Dive

Murph and Hawk can't stop foraging for plot truffles from a exposition-filled Part 9: Is "The Major" an Ascending Master? Will Jerry Horne ever change his clothes? Will Bill Hastings take a field trip from prison to show Gordon Cole "The Zone?" Are Albert and Diane up to no good? And why the hell do Woodsman love to haunt states with no fucking trees? All that and more!
7/13/20171 hour, 8 minutes, 22 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 9

Still zombified from Part 8, Murph and Hawk offer their hot take reactions to the bombshell reveal Bill Hastings garmonboziad up in Part 9: Is The Major a time traveling head now? Is Jerry's foot the next arm? Did that creepy symbol on Doppelcoop's ace of spades pop up on The Major's note? How did Ruth Davenport uncover those hidden records? And why the hell is Diane receiving secret text messages from Mr. C??
7/10/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 15 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 9 Preview

Murph and Hawk forage into Jack Parson's "black box of sex magic" to posit a plethora of theories for Part 9: Is the Audrey emergency room bombshell really a red herring? Will Hawk roust Sarah out of her psychic torpor with Laura's missing diary pages? Has the Josie door nob evolved into "the chair" referenced in the episode title? And who's the worst student Twin Peaks High has ever seen: Bobby Briggs or Caleb Landry Jones? All that and more!
7/8/20171 hour, 7 minutes, 53 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 8 Theories & Speculation

Murph and Hawk, minds still fully blown, dive even deeper into the epic Part 8. Where the hell are we midway through season 3?? Why does the universe love the Laura Palmer homecoming picture so damn much? Did Philip Jefferies pull a Bin Laden, and sick his Dugpa Woodsman on Evil Coop to steal back the Bob orb? Will the hilarious Kabuki Leland from FWWM show back up? And does evil Coop want to go nuclear on the entire state of Washington?? All that, and more!
7/2/20171 hour, 6 minutes, 51 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 8 Deep Dive

Murph and Hawk continue to go full deep dive conspiracy theory on the epic mind fuck that is Part 8. Did Blue Rose start in New Mexico with the Trinity Bomb? What's up with the foreshadowing in Cole's office? Is Abraham Woodsman the new antagonist now? And when will the "Sutty Dugpa Band" ever play The Roadhouse??
6/27/20171 hour, 3 minutes, 39 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 8

Murph and Hawk give their hot takes on an insanely delightful Episode 8, the most hallucinatory episode yet. So many question: Is the immortal Evil Coop pregnant with a fully grown Bob baby? What are all those zombie woodsman doing in the treeless Nevada desert? Is the Giant a golden god with a girlfriend? Will the Giant's golden Laura Palmer orb save us from a Bob zombie apocalypse? And what's up with that flying bug imp who nested in that girl's mouth after the townsfolk refused to give Sutty's grand pappy a goddamned light? All that and more!
6/26/20171 hour, 8 minutes, 34 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Parts 1-2

Murph and Hawk revisit Parts 1 and 2 of Twin Peaks: The Return to suck down a second pot of steaming hot Lodgian weirdness.. Full of Bob French Roast, they dissect the strange goings on in the Black Lodge, Sheryl Lee's cursed fate, that kooky Mr C and his cartoon-faced minion, Ray. Also what's up with Mr. C's post murder call to Philip Jefferies? And who exactly has been with Bob before that we know of in the series? All that, and a whole lot more!
6/23/20171 hour, 43 minutes, 51 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 7

Murph and Hawk put the pieces together in a fanboy dreamland reverie for a picture perfect Part 7. They wonder what the hell is Mr. Balloon Head (aka Sutty from Ep. 2) doing stalking Major Briggs' headless corpse? Did Diane see the face of Bob in Bad Coop? Did Laura's missing diary pages give us clues to the fate of Annie? What's up with that mysterious hum in the Great Northern Hotel? And we get an epic Cobra sighting in Vegas.. Take that Ike the Spike.
6/21/20171 hour, 4 minutes, 52 seconds
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Original Series & Fire Walk With Me

Murph, Hawk, and the ghost of Chet Desmond teleport back to the 1990s to discuss how it felt to first experience the original Peaks series, as well as Fire Walk With Me, when they debuted, and its roller coaster impact on their high school lives. Hawk explores his beyond fanatical obsession with the series, and how it helped him go from totally geek to totally chic (back to geek) during their senior year.
6/18/20171 hour, 5 minutes, 3 seconds
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Blue Rose Cases

Murph and Hawk go spelunking into the Black Lodge to ferret out and make sense of the many supernatural elements in Episodes 1 through 6, and where we go from here. Phillip Jeffries, Blue Roses, Project Bluebooks, Red Rooms, Pink Ranches, it's a color conspiracy. Plus did Major Briggs find the entry way to the White Lodge, and who wants to blow it up?
6/18/20171 hour, 5 minutes, 8 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Part 5

Murph and Hawk bask in the splendor of Episode 5, the ring in the belly, Becky's Sparkle reverie, and speculate on who would win in a Roadhouse fight between Snake, Bobby and Caleb Landry Jones & Lil' Dickie Horn.
6/18/20171 hour, 8 minutes, 15 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Overview of Parts 1-4

Murph and Hawk continue their deep dive into the first 6 episodes of Twin Peaks: The Return.
6/18/20171 hour, 9 minutes, 38 seconds
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Twin Peaks Season 3: Overview of Parts 1-6

Peaks maniacs, Murph and Hawk, break down even more from Parts 1 through 6, and look forward to what's coming next: Harry Truman? Annie? Laura? Ghost of David Bowie?
6/18/20171 hour, 4 minutes, 21 seconds