It's hard to believe so many great bits were in just three episodes. But you better believe it, because if you don't, you... I mean you better believe or else I'm going to kick your ass. Yeah. That's whats up. Come at me. I'm a man. I'm 40. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This fine curation of clips spans episodes 140-142, revealing the origin of Rick Stevens & the Cat, as well as Donkey & the Jeff. Cover Photo by: Rikki's Refuge Friends! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A great compilation of the dirt worst from Episodes 137-139. But it's actually the best parts. We just called it the "worst of" because it's funnier! HAHAHA HAHAHAHA Ha ha a a ah aH AH AAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is the worst of episodes 130, 135, and 136: Falsetto Fireworks, iPhone Avatar, and Slapping Puppets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come for the falsetto, but stay because T.J. ordered 4 margaritas and now you can't leave. This episode revisits classic moments from episodes 121, 122, and 126. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Cash is the kind of guy who breaks all of the bones in his body, and still does a podcast. That's just the kind of guy he is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J talk about touring colleges, finding money, and impulse buying. Alternative title: "Finders Keepers Loser Weepers Fabreeze those Peepers" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Favorite comedy clubs, favorite pasta shapes, the topic everyone wants to know about these days... favorite fabrics. And 10 minutes straight of Cash Levy and T.J Miller eating ice cream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. are in Portland, talking rain, weed, and socks, and the art of being out of breath. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Príncipe vino a casa por navidad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A triple-banger and #maskers-heavy episode. Should Elliot have gone to space with E.T.? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Honest reviews of moderately-priced hotels by traveling comedians T.J. Miller and Cash Levy. Prison Birds. The story of the summer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back in snacktion with tripple bangers, practical livings, where were yous, and what have yous. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Halloween special is as nasty as it gets. Cash experiences a real-life full body release. Holes of the glory variety serve another purpose. Chicks are birds, man. Is Halloween too scary? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

During an intense competition of the tippy toe variety, Cash and T.J. discuss rock n' roll, porn industry secrets, and their wives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Put on your Cashing In Decoder Ring and prepare to discover the secrets within. This episode is highly confidential, for it reveals many secrets, including T.J.'s real reason for becoming a stand-up comedian. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T.J. Miller buys his good buddy, Cash Levy, a tasty BLT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. break down their recent sneak-in attempt while between shows on the road. Thank you Eric Baum for the cover graphic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T.J. challenges Cash to improve his grooming skills. Cash recommends renting children to open a lemonade stand. Have you considered the risk of high school graduation cards? What happens in Vegas, stays in Rome... or something like that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take a car ride to Nastyville with Cash and T.J. as they discuss performing in Fairbanks Alaska, finding injured horseback riders, peanut butter, and getting shafted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recorded on the road between shows, Cash and T.J. discuss mini-golf, road rage, and the proper speed to drive while talking about bisexuality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The ol' podcast is consultin' ye ol' playbook for ze ol' Tripple Bangers n' of course le ol' Maskers. But that's not all! If you act immediately, we'll throw in answers to questions such as: "What do octopuses and pigs have in common?" and.... "Are ice cream scoops too versatile?" This exclusive offer is only available right now at this very moment, depending on your perception of time. Do not delay or you risk losing access to this episode the moment society collapses and all electronic information disappears forever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Double the trails, double the snails, and double the snail trailers that mistake rocks for shells. In-forest laughter provider by Snail Trailing and friends. Subscribe on Patreon for the prequel preamble to this two-part tasty pod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finally, a podcast that talks about hand trunks, Copenhagen shrines, BigCoin, and mounting elk butts with hunting buddies. Laughter provided by Snail Training and friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prepare your thoughts for lamination during this maskers-centric episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are bees cute? The forgotten history of Donkey and the Jeff. Are burps good ice breakers? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two guys making no sense at the same time, on 99.7 The Mixed Metaphors. What is Watch Whaling? Do Floridians deserve Florida? Atlantis jokes? Tattoos? Are these topics covered? Yes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a year of recording online, the guys are together again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Discovered in the back of a moderately-sized closet, this near-forgotten episode, Human Taco, hails from The Dark Period (about a year ago). This lost pod has never been heard before, and takes us back to a time when we didn't know the difference between purex and purell. A simpler time of toilet paper shortages and visions of thunderdomes. Take a step back into the dark period with "Human Taco," an all-new old episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Starring Cash Levy as Cash Levy and T.J Miller as Francis the Talking Mule, the guys discuss subjects of a frivolous nature. Learn the fastest way to consume a home-cooked meal (hint: no plates), and what the size of someone's keychain says about their personality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our best from Episodes 118ish-120. Thank's to Steve Scott for this compilation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still stuck in Lamps Plus, Cash and T.J dream of better days, such as being stuck in a Desks and That's It. A dog-bragger upsets Cash. TJ lets us know what type of dog he would be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash gets stuck in Lamps Plus and runs into an old friend who prefers Desks and That's It. Do you prefer your food burnt or raw? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys are hangin' and danglin' on the dock of the bay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash Levy interviews Ol' Crescent C**k Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. answer Patreon Maskers in this Patreon Maskers special featuring Maskers from Patreon. Subscribe for more Patreon Maskers here: https://www.patreon.com/cashinginwithtjmiller Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T.J. is busted by a stranger while recording Au Gratin. Cash can't finish his joke. Keiler stops by. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prepare for a full body release as T.J Miller records Au Gratin, with attractive podcast host, Cash Levy. It's Glurfect. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T.J. records a new voicemail, and leaves a message for himself. Cash skips the flowers and utilizes his nose only in the presence of Cinnabon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After using his radio voice for years, Cash finally reveals his true voice. T.J. reveals his unused 2020 tour titles, plus much much more... such as, shout outs to Snail Trailing for the Cashing In meme page, Maskers, Triple Bangers, and Cashfishing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our best from Episodes 116-118ish. Thank you to 12 1/2er Steve Scott for this compilation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this special holiday episode, Cash attempts to record his third Holiday Falsetto album while T.J. breaks things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take off your shirt and load up the ol' button with a butt-ton of peanut butter steak, while you listen to the continuation of the solar-powered episodes. The guys give their best dad advice and Cash has his life threatened at round table pizza. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The first-annual solar-powered episode falls on Out of Order Tuesday. T.J performs in a bowling alley and you'll never guess what flavors he discovers inside bowling ball holes. Cash pre-apologizes to potential thieves for his lack of jewelry. Pot Stickers or Not Stickers? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With a practiced "cacaw," while reverse-spelunking (aka not spelunking) in Pinnacles National Park, Cash grabs the attention of a majestic California Condor. As the beautiful bird approaches, it appears to be one of the largest of it's kind, possibly the largest of... it's... no... it's... could it be? T.J.?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash makes Thanksgiving plans, and explains why he believes the pandemic should have ended daylight savings time. T.J. talks about his new featured stand-up opener, Credit Levi, a dirt cheap Cash Levy impersonator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of T.J.ing In with Cash Levy, T.J. admits to a prank that went too far for Cash. With hosting duties behind him, Cash loosens up and starts to get as nasty as humanly possible. Toeless socks or gloves for each individual toe? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Time flies when you're having fun throwing clocks. Cash goes too far pranking his kids, T.J. offers impractical opinions, and the skunks protect us all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T.J. is ensnared by Wise Guys (comedy club) and must perform a solo roughy-tug to escape. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk seagulls and then get hungry to eat seagulls in this off-the-scrolls episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. discuss the transition from "say it to my face" into "talk to the hand." Cash reveals the secret to winning every confrontation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Give this pod time to develop a fine patina. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here she comes, Remiss America... until suddenly and without warning, ACDC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The possibilities are endless with Shower Balloon. Do hypnotists have proud parents? Are schizophrenics scarier than burglars? What really happened between Tiddledorf and Honeybadger? Many questions are asked, few are answered. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Head to your nearest gas station, it's time to pop-a-roonie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our best from Episodes 111-115. Thank you to 12 1/2er Steve Scott for this compilation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Strap on those clogs, the gangs getting back together and we're going yodeling tonight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash attempts geyser material while camping next to Old Faithful. T.J. prepares for Burger Party Wednesday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A very special guest demands a very special puzzle piece in the Official Cashing In Table-Top-Only Puzzle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pemperton Buttlesticks reveals his 2020 campaign slogan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T.J. gets back to work, as Cash gets back to nature. Step behind the curtain and betwixt the sheets, in this under the radar above the weather episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lort stort, two cruise ship comedians discuss penis adornments, quitting sports, and career advice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you want to have a burger alone in the back of your pickup, crying? No! Demand a burger party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash's shipment of masks is entirely wrong and requires immediate in-person support. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash Levy schedules a virtual haircut from the Hair PUNdit. who turns out to be none other than comedian and actor T.J. Miller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Starting off with Maskers and ending in a Triple Banger, this Wildcard Classic pod goes where no pod has gone before. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Podmasters Cash Levy and T.J. Miller talk road stories, triple bangers, and airport courage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk quarantine date nights, a summer with social distancing, and tips for warming your ice cream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Under the weather and Below The Law, Cash calls the Steven Seagal fan club hotline, only to hear the familiar voice of Ol' Pemberton Buttlesticks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is full of bruises and black eyes, but Cash and T.J. still get as polite as they want to get. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lance Levy and J.T. Miller don't care what you call them, in this episode stolen from the call logs of the home school emergency hotline. Did you know that unicorns already exist? The amount of gravy on this episode is just too much baby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No Shirt. No Shoes No Shpodcast. Sneak into the bullpen with Cash Levy at the must-see matchup, the Beetlebacks VS Sandblasters. The nastiness-level in this episode is off the chain. Buttlesticks 2020? Yes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. start off gross and close out as nasty as they want. All #Naskers all day on 101.1 The Disgusting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take a peek behind the curtain with Dark Period Episode 4. Recorded on 4/20, T.J. talks about his two-year hiatus from the Devil's Lettuce, while Cash gets as nasty as he wants. If you enjoy this episode, listen to more Dark Period episodes at: https://www.patreon.com/cashinginwithtjmiller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The falsetto begins early in this episode as Cash and T.J. talk nonsense, followed by a brief moment of sense, and closing with a combo of nonsense and sense. Everybody take a break; nobody, you know what we're talking about. Help keep the lights on; support us at: patreon.com/cashinginwithtjmiller Warning: This episode goes down easy, and comes out hard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You might want to give this one a twice-over, A classic-format Cashing in, with Tripple Bangers, Practicle Livings, Where Were Yous and what have yous, and Tweedlyzes. Plus, you'll never believe what topic is now allowed during Maskers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Classic moments from Episodes 106-110. Thank you to 12 1/2 member Steve Scott for this compilation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the full Cashing In Dark Period experience, put on some ski goggles, stand in a hallway, and take off your clothes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While dentists are home practicing on their cats, Cash and T.J. are LIVE [recording] from from sea to shining sea, or, depending on which way you go, land to sandy land. In their first quarantine-recorded pod, Cash and T.J. talk about the future of their careers, the future of hand shaking, and the future of society in general. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fall into into a pool of the freshest purine (pure urine), as Cash and T.J. consider resolving the first Tripple Banger Cliff Hanger in the history of the pod. T.J. tells us how to get back at a pool pee-er. Is Cash Levy a knoller or a meadow head? How many pockets does T.J. Miller have? These are the answers that our fans demand questioned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash reveals the winner of the super-fan challenge, and T.J. reveals the longest con to have ever been pulled. Tune in to 99.9 The Nasty, for the nastiest non-stop nasty-block this side of Nasty Town and every side of Nasty Town because we are the nastiest all around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. jump on the microdosing trend and attempt microdosing sleep. Cash asks if in this time of mustaches, can you have an ironic non-mustache? ... Sorry I dozed off there on purpose. Anyway where was I? If you have sentimental socks and appreciate naps, you will enjoy this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash endangers his entire family with his relentless pursuit of danger. T.J. describes his experience growing up with a Jeep Gladiator-type being as a father. Does having a bad sense of smell, improve relationships? Less important questions have been asked, and these are the two asking them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T.J. and Cash discuss the various degrees of murder, while simultaneously considering the various numbers of bodily excretions. Cash doesn't want his airline pilots to be concerned with the weather. T.J. Takes a #3 on Myles' sneakers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thank you to our friend Steve for creating this worst-of episode, recapping some of our favorite moments from episodes 100-105. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ride along with Cash and T.J. on their way to Detroit in this extra double header in honor of the the two single-headed donkey's that work so very hard for half of Jeff's pay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this intimate episode, Cash and T.J. eat steak at one of their all-time favorite places, The Schvitz in Cleavland. They discuss the potential for a semi-partial body release, and other callbacks that will confuse all but 12 and 1/2 listeners. Maskers? Yup! There's even an essential question of human nature tucked away in here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take off your shirt and join Cash and T.J. as they sweat steak sauce with real men at an undisclosed location. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This extended episode has it all! Such as: Stories so personal that they probably should have been reconsidered. Impromptu hip-hop. Some jokes that don't quite work! Various but important bagel eating methods. An elite-level sneak-in tip for sneak-in-tipsters. Impromptu falsetto. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ronald and Nancy watch adult films. Cash establishes common-law stadium seating based on an intricate system of innings and points. TJ gets kicked off of SNL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T.J. makes his best effort to secure a fully loaded baked potato for his friend Cash Levy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does T.J. find when he looks in Cash's Armoire. Who fell onto a dolphin? There are several ways to find out the answer to these questions, and one of those ways is by listening to this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In another unrecorded conversation near an Armoire of no importance, Cash and TJ discuss their private lives and personal opinions. TJ talks about his days at Radio Shack and McDonalds. Cash prefers chocolate covered apples with one less ingredient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash Levy and T.J. Miller have an unrecorded conversation next to two upright banana peels.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the episode the authorities will need to look at when investigating Cash Levy regarding the thievery of an innocent man's map. In addition to this damning evidence, T.J. talks to his cats to ensure a healthy human relationship, while Cash dreams of owning the manliest of automobiles, the Jeep Wrangler, and winching things in the summer sun.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The mannequin enjoys this podcast. The mannequin saw the title of this episode and couldn't wait to find out what "Cactasm" was all about, but the mannequin wouldn't even be upset if it turned out to not be relevant. The mannequin is interested in hearing about how Cash establishes his domain through nudity. The mannequin likes to try new things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Learn why persistence is key to the sneak-in, and why you should avoid T.J.s "who stole my coat" sneak-in technique.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you live with Cash Levy, every day has the potential for a surprise party. If you are sad and lonely, listen to this episode and you will definitely be less sad; however, the loneliness may persist. In this uplifting episode, Cash and T.J. develop their skills in prophecy by elimination. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode features unexpected face licking, but don't expect the unexpected or you'll ruin it. There are things done to salads with bare butts that have to be heard to be seen. A hole sours are named. Ads are read. Answers become questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What happens when one of nature's most talked-about animals, finally gets to do the talking? What does a falsetto squale sound like? Is a squale a type of animal itself, or is it the sound all whales make? Some of these questions are answered.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Blue Loon becomes the Black Loon. Cash gets into disputes. What would Rodney do? Are you sure you're not an actor? Stay tuned until the very end to find out which of the scoopy parts is the most important scoopy part on the earth ladle! It's the Grand Canyon. Spoiler alert. Trigger warning.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash visits Yosemite and TJ has an epic night of stand-up comedy in NYC.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this educational and oxygen-deprived episode, you will learn which beer is best for alcoholics, how to sign language in falsetto, and other essential survival skills. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When TJ fails to show up for the 200th episode taping, Cash is left with little choice than to air the conveniently timed 1000th episode of Baseball Podcast for Babies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fearing the 12 1/2 may become the 12, Cash takes drastic measures to fortify and grow the listener base of the podcast. Even if that means, sneak-ins, thievery, and new guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tavel time with Cash and T.J. as we look back through our favorite moments from Episodes 95-99.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TJ Miller le enseña a Cash Levy cómo hablar español. Cash Levey lucha por aprender español. Hubo muchos títulos posibles para este episodio, incluyendo: Sisosring the Fringe, Nosotrostradamus y Chippclipper. Disfruta de este podcash caliente y sabroso.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How many Snickers ice cream bars does it take to get rid of the flavor of Jacked Doritos? What is the true nature of existence? Who will cash Levy Interview? The answer to all of these questions is YES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Slip into your silky jam-jams. Rock your flannels. Cozy up in your lightest of stretchy cottons. At the Raleigh Pajama Convention, T.J. Miller tells a dual-robe-wearing Cash Levy a story so utterly believable, that if you don't hear it, you won't know what to believe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash searches for his birth parents after having a near death experience involving socks on a staircase.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm going to be up front and in all honesty if you think about it eventually you'll come around to the idea of when a good time will be to begin the sequence of events that will unfold into what becomes something by route of a roundabout way as we move to an understanding during which we ultimately arrive at what we will come to experience as the point. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TJ Miller breaks into Cash Levy's hotel room and forces him to do a podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Celebrate 2019 with an all-new hot and tasty, recorded live in Dallas, Texas... or somewhere thereabouts. This episode has a good amount of hootin, a fair amount of hollerin'... and a consistent ongoing amount of good ol' Texas groanin'. Don't miss, an epic Donkey and the Jeff recap, torso jokes, and a meaty discussion about various types of onesies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TJ is a sexy fireman. Cash is a sexy zebra, if you are a zebra. Unbeknownst to them, they both partake in the same costume contest. Can a podcast prevail from such off-the-cob conditions? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash introduces his falsetto stylings to the tabernacle choir until the tabernacle spackler shows up to fix the physical and emotional cracks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash Levey becomes the first inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's new Falsetto wing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash Levy runs into an old friend at a party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash Levy and TJ Miller risk it all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash Levy runs into TJ Miller on the bike trail to Niagara Falls. They spontaneously decide to take advantage of the available audio equipment and record a podcast together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ hurt each other's feelings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash finds help building a mysterious lego structure.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Auditions are held for, "Whistling at the Moon," and the talent pool is not ideal. Not ideal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash interviews Doug Benson and another mystery guest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While auditioning for a new hit TV Show, Cash Levvy runs into his friend TJ Miller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash Levy interviews Seal Trainer and Comedian T.J. Miller. Recorded Live in San Diego. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The result of an incredible technological coincidence, Cash Levy interviews T.J. Miller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash Levy interviews T.J. Miller. Recorded live at West Nyack Levity Live Comedy Club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about musicals, the Meisner technique, Goodwill,  Charles Barkley,  flannel pants. Dustin Hoffman, Robert Deniro, Mackey Sasser, Bread, Bette Midler, booing, fame,  humpday, Dwarf Banderstomp, fire hazards, and ask the question,”Why is it always Tuesday at TGI Fridays?”   This episode was fashioned together at Michaels, listen while making a scrapbook….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the split finger fastball, ultrasounds, Howie Mandel, quickfisters, cobras vs mongooses, elephants vs giraffes, Wesley Snipes, horse fellacio, angry cinch jokes, verandas, and ask the question, "Can we make you make a refusal you can't offer?" Stencil this episode on an oven mitt and then frame it... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the moon, food on a stick, The Statue of Liberty, funnel cake, haunted houses, race cars, road signs, Escape from New York, ladles, and ask the question "Is bald a hair color?" Listen to this episode during a three hour layover on a runway while daymaring..... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about living in Manhattan, cliff jumping, the letter S, making new friends, Ubering, birthdays, beard growing, hyperventilation, Bermuda, and ask the question, “Why does the Warbler fly east?”    Tuck your shirt into your socks for this one, it’s a wild ride….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LISTENERS STEVEN SCOTT AND EMILIO HERNANDEZ COMPILE THEIR LEAST FAVORITE SEGMENTS FROM THE SECOND SEASON. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the Golden Gate Bridge, cable cars, sticky zippers, Ghirardelli Square, artisan breads, Yentyl, mentholiptus, Gorburger, the Cannes Film Festival, The Emoji Movie, Lombard Street, The Kentucky Derby, Summer School and ask the question, “What is the ‘mystery’ at the Winchester house?” This is a self guided episode, please listen on your Ipod Nano….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about D.C comics, wine tasting, Sideways, Stonehenge bigfoot, muppets, puppet skeletons, hand legs, fur labels, photo bombing, and ask the question, “Is anything better then bad sex?” This episode is the 14th wonder of the world, listen in the Flapjack Room… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Arthur C. Clarke, pant framing, the Headless Horsemen, flower smelling, bee stings, fun socks, Farmersonly.com, China, birdbath conversations, dojo’s and ask the question, “Can a person be all trunk and no leaves?” Listen to this episode uninterrupted, while eating Starbursts in the shower… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about New Years Eve, Checkoff, Brexit, wankers, tallywackers, lamb licking, Niagra Falls, Uber, Lyft, basketball, Youtube, service dogs, and ask the question, “What you rather have knees or elbows that don’t bend?” Listen to this episode inside a double basement, with your mother in law….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Donkey and the Jeff, Mad Max, The Eagles, Mr. Pibb, Orange Julius, mimes, late checkouts, bathtub sleep, leprechaun catchers, consumerism, Vanity Fair, the American Dream, childrens authors, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Marmaduke. Fred Bassett and ask the question, “Do fish have butts?” This episode is wild in the strike zone, and if that’s wrong then we don’t want to be right…   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the Critics Choice Awards, welcome mats, water parks, Millennials, chili chasing, sunglass pouches, Devo, AMC Pacers, and ask the question, "Should men have a lotion limit?" Listen to this episode inside a vortex, it's better then Miracle Whip....     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about sexting, booty calls, mic drops, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, pep talks, bad reviews, marriage proposals, Mucinex, Wax Museums, thread counts, NancyGrace, Fleetwood Mac, Michael McDonald, Dr. Suess, mulitcrastinating, and ask the question, “Should relationships have a star system?” Read this episode in thirty seven languages and then describe it with an emoji…   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The Bikini Village, sneak-ins, pre-tipping, street fighters, Pemberton Buttlesticks, Trisket Hurlibutton, big closets, the border patrol, moon expressions, space jacking, the House of Knives, besties with testies, and ask the question, “What is Two Dudes and a Pipe?” Doctors recommend you listen to this episode one cup at a time and wash it down with a sweet bagel… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the galactic wizard, Scorsese, Tarantino, Nancy Grace, the symphony, flutists, the Navy Pier, hot air ballooning, romantic phrases, The Kraken, the Rhombus, and ask the question, "Would you sleep in your car for this podcast?" This episode sounds best in the park while eating an entire cheese loaf....   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about fire marshals, existential comedians, Atlanta, DJ Cool, artificial hearts, flan pudding, baby Jesus Christ, santa suits, Donald Trump, Sharper Image and ask the question, “Is it wrong to shop around for a donor organ?” This podcast is open 24 hours, some would call it dudicial….     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Alaska, Fleetwood Mac, vibrating globes, cat ear phones, graphic design, pop-up books, poor mans oceans, the Dizzy Dragon, The Iditarod, wrist pumping, sex toys, woodchucks, and ask the question, "How do porcupines make love?” You’ll be "rocking and blocking" to this hot and tasty, it’s even better then white noise…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The Dead Sea Scrolls, barn porn, Bob Barker, elephant tears, bunny ears, hog pads, going naked, fat shamers, teeter totters, paper moons, tuna corns, Dwight Eisenhower and ask the question, “Can your pockets be trusted?” Take this episode inside your cottage and feel free to zip it and dip it… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Robocop, costume parties, nihilism, Rochester Big and Tall, silent auctions, double Adams apples, potato kin, chicken pox, mulch forks, pre- tipping, neck cheese, poodle skirts and ask the question, “Can a pause be pregnant with quintuplets?” Listen to this one in the back of a pool hall and don’t forget your bitcoins…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about free love, St Patricks day, The Oscars, Kermit the Frog, The Tooth Fairy, Yoda, the 7 year itch, Goerge Bush, waterslides, Delta Tao, and ask the question, “Which animals are ticklish?” Listen to this episode on the radio, it’s like a tranquilizer for the ears… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about DNA testing, Green Eggs and Ham, The Matrix, The Doors, turkey lips, flip books, carrot sneezes, rescue plants, short protestors, grab bags, double taps, equality, Mitch Hedberg, and ask the question, “What’s happens to a broken elevator?” Chub it up while you listen to this one, it’s better then a witches brew…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about santa, elves, egg nog, Little Drummer Boy, ham hock socks, sexy elbows, neck farts, clairvoyant drunks, elephant walk, dunk tanks, and ask the question, “What’s the best gift you’ve ever given?” Listen to this episode with some tough actin tenactin while eating a tube of turkey slices… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the Ace of Base, rally caps, burping whales, The Orient, Star Trek, ugly sleepers, Siri, Bill Cosby, The Birdcage, bad parenting and ask the question, “Where do your texts end up?” Listen to this while eating a full plate of Rib and wash it down with some porridge… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about pilgrims, zippered hats, turkey necks, Solvang, cruises, spurs, allergists, DJ’s, hotel advice, and ask the question, “Bees?” Listen to this episode with a fog machine inside the belly of a whale… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the Maple Leafs, Chinese lanterns, Little Italy, Turkey, Istanbul, protestors, wedding cake, Triumph, Orchestra Conductors, Rob Ford, Josh Donaldson, free bowl, Eccliptus Interuptus, suburbs, and ask the question, “When is the best time of year to set yourself on fire?” Listen to this episode during the next Supermoon, it’ll be worth the wait… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about nicknames, Rick Stevens and The Cat, The Edge, Chris Rock, the hidden marinara cup sauce trick, bad pizza,  gummy worms,  water slides, The Critics Choice Awards, "Sweet Home Alabama", annoying noises, underwater welding, flatbread and ask the question, "Why don't horses have chairs?" Pick up some beef jerky and rock out with your cock out, this episode is better then a Flying J… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about CNN, Wolf Blitzer, Sweet Home Alabama, Gladys Knight and the Pips, Bigfoot, diminishing returns, wedding speeches, state slogans, happy hour, electronic music, disorganized crime, jock itch, Nancy Grace, and ask the question, “Is sex better the second time?” Listen to this episode in a fog storm, you’ll still miss the laughter… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about David Letterman, The Flintstones, funhouse mirrors, Starbursts, tiny spectacles, elongated belly buttons, animal states, Weekend at Bernie’s, onesies, The Hitler Card, laughing Hyenas, bad doctors, and ask the question, “What will you say on your death bed?” This episode has a twitch which can be useful in the city… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about outdated phrases, Facebook, Sisyphus, Hollywood fashion, effective insults, cyanide overdoses, arsenic, parquet floors, shoe shiners, plump dumpers, Sherwin Williams, superstitions, and ask the question, “What’s the going rate for a pig?” Listen to this one in a help balloon, the show must go on... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J talk about state slogans, moon wizard, armadillos, The Rio Grande, line dancing, high heels, spurs, show and tell, bearded dragons,  Russian roulette, and ask the question, “Is it bragging if it’s true?” This episode is recorded in stereo, please listen with both earholes… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J talk about The Sundance Film Festival, Nordic clown shoes, the time police, gondolas, wet naps, The Big Dipper, Sean Connery, Rambo, Tonya Harding, Mucinex, daylight savings loopholes and ask the question, "Are M&M's slumming it with trail mix?" This one is even better then the shirt off your back, put it in your pipe and smoke it... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about new putdowns, bad doctors, licorice nooses, peanut brittle blasting, motels vs hotels, wedding dresses, carnival barkers, last words, the expanding universe, uncle Wither Butter, company parties and ask the questions, “What is the gold standard of pretentious?” Put on your fittens and excuse our dust, the show is still under construction... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The Oscars, silver chastity belts, spittoon takes, oven mittens, classy ferns, cow ankles, leg elbows, birthday tours, Big Hero Six, and ask the question, "How can you tell if your lawyer is 'Not Ideal'?" Sit in the sink and listen with care, just stay alert because sometimes people pee there... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about daily affirmations, giraffe facts, Rambo, geisha steps, rhombus circles, Dionne Warwick, Fidel Castro, metaphorical angels, truth or dare, car chases, safer sandals, pre-inappropriate comment screenings, Silicon Valley and ask the question, “Does neck size matter?” Put this episode on your bucket list, it’s better then french kissing a horse… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about surprise parties, reconstructive surgery, prong fingers, mutton twined chandeliers, Nietzsche, Falaphicy, Thomas Jefferson, Mr. Mucus, dogs dressed up like clowns, Tupperware cars, restless genital syndrome, the Archduchess of Norway and ask the question, “Why can’t people be more careful?” Try not to laugh during this episode, it will only make you cough.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Thomas the Tank Engine, carnival games, 50/50 raffles, Vitamin C, farmersonly.com, The Hitler Card, “Little Sisters”, Yelp, lazy clouds, snail turtles and ask the question, “Isn’t it time for sleeved condoms?”  Things were different when this episode was recorded, they didn’t know any better... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about free range kids, Little Caesar, stagecoach banking, iPhone 6, Yentlfest, online arguing, The LA Times, Dear Abby, grand parenting, Mackey Sasser, Yelp, lazy therapists, bottled bad breath, and ask the question, “Bow tie pasta: the formal Italian dish?” Listen to this episode in a hot tub of melted butter, it’s not just about the corn, it’s about the kernels… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Cocoon, mail order pods, broken mirrors, Smokey Bear conventions, Parcheesi, Barbra Streisand,  Mary Albert, Orville Redenbacher, Jiffy Pop, Wilford Brimley, Colonel Sanders, The SS Forester, Weird Science and ask the question, “Can there be a chasm where a schism should be?” This episode is better then two scarecrows french kissing, it will make you shake your moneymaker…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The Grinch, Santa Clause, the Winchester Mystery House, Old MacDonald, Sting, Bono, George Michael, Meatloaf, The Shining, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, fantasy carnival games, Ghostbusters, and ask the question, "Is the Grand Canyon natures ladle?” This belated holiday episode is a full courtyard press, prepare yourself for a pyrotechnic full body release…   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Curious George, Dave Mathews, suicide by celery, help balloons, Gold's Gym, misplaced pianos, guilty pleasures, the 1972 A’s, virtual reality, baking tragedy’s, bathtub Elephants, yeast rising, cellophane underwear, soap radios, karaoke crowd surfing, shower party’s, and ask the question,  “How is sex similar to pizza?”   This episode is like an itch that can’t be scratched, you have to smoke it out….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about New Years Eve, Super Bowl ladles, dropkicking turkeys,, Wipeout, speed walking, Evil Kneivel, the hitler card, grand marshal, winning arguments, lemon butts, craisins, Denny’s, eating pebbles, time zones and ask the question, “Is thanksgiving worth it?”   This hot-n tasty episode is more fun then an escalating Quaker blast, it’s short on cranberries and long on tater tots...   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about holiday insults, mistletoe, tiny anvils, molting parties, skin suits, telescopes, catapults, Johnny Carson, Nikki Glaser, Quakers, peanut brittle, peacocks, arm wrestling and ask the question, “Who is ‘Little Brad?” Listen to the episode with a spoonful of Whiskey, it sounds better out of context….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the Nixon tapes, Billy Joel, grief sex, the Pacific Crest trail, the English Channel, tennis, boxing, arm knees, baby showers, turkish baths, hoarding, feral gentlemen, unspirational quotes, invisible necklaces and ask the question, “Does Cash have the ‘Right Stuff’?”   Don’t ever forget or erase this episode, it is second to Naan….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about wedding invitations, meaningless memes, face bangs, hair hats, saddle levitation, Reeses big cups,  scarecasts, ticker tape parades, battering rams, Edward James Olmos, Ted Mggilicutty, Attila the Hun, trolls, the milky way, Panero vs Hooters, frowning Moji’s, and ask the question, “How do lambs get pregnant?” This episode is funnier than a 50 dollar pig. If you want it to make sense, you say it…..   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The World Series, Bob Schnieder,  Junipero Serra, Andrew Jackson, incubation tanks, Venetian blinders, Macky Sasser, Pemberton Bulltlesticks, Triskett Hurlibutton, tantric styles, breaking bread, selfies, cars and coffee cups, and ask the question, “Will T.J. give Cash his kidney?”   This pack of pods is more like a gaggle of swaggles, it will burst your bursa sack….    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Big Hero Six, The Doobie Brothers, Colonel Sanders, The Shining, Days of our Lives, axes vs hatchets, rubber turduckens, leg wings, double shoes, wiji boards, morse code, ghost rain, , and ask the question, “Is a wig just a hat of hair?” Put on a "school of gruel" t-shirt and listen to this hot-n-tasty pod alone, it's like a taser in a hot tub....   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The Grand Canyon, Chupacabra, John Mccain, golfing accidents, desert hoodies, grampadres, free hugs, bronze balls, death by celery, intrepid hair, Moon Wizard, shoulder pubes, tiny alligators and ask the question, “What’s the least pleasurable thing you can eat with a straw?”   Check yourself into an Italian themed retirement community and listen to this episode, it will cure night frights, honey sticks and totally Eclipse your heart…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about conspiracy theories, Jim Morrison, status anxiety, fashion week, tribute beards,  jet lag, stomach anvils, Cash stackers, margaritas, attractive people, Tang, Billy Idol, lunchbox ecosystems and ask the question, “Which episode ruined your life?”   Front load this truthsetto straight into your earholes, the sound quality is exemplary…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about forehanded insults, bachelor parties, pear shaped bodies, animal crackers, Jennifer Lawrence, Al Franken, jousting, drunk shopping, bird deposits, carnyism, and ask the question "Are letters shrking their responsibilities?" Open up a canister of nougat and listen to this one with your hat on backwards, it will answer questions nobody asked...         Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about oracles,  weddings, religion, make up sex, ballerina’s, extemporaneous vows funny hats, baseball fever, lamps plus, Moon Wizard 2,  Dog Day Afternoon, Transformers,  and ask the questions, “Is the word Betrothed pronounced Betrothed or Betrothed?”   Put a roll bar on your ears for this episode, you're in for one bumpy ride…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Donkey Kong, The World Cup, Legoland, Sea World, Broadway musicals, mechanical bulls, The Wright Brothers, The Super Bowl, False alarms, smores vs sex,  chinese fire drills, sleep outs, and ask the question, “Are smoke detectors really just dead battery detectors?”     This entire episode is one endless segue, it was reviewed favorably on Yelp….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ talk about caveman pictionary, travel sombreros, popcorn waterfalls, book guilt, turtle faces, open mouth winks, the first giraffe, masturbation regret, open pole night, animal doppelgängers, Navy readiness, robot sex, trolls, socialism, Margaret Thatcher, “What’s the best heckle at a soccer game?”   Crack open a micro brew and and set this episode to music, it’s poetry to the ears of a robot…    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and Tj talk about Checkov, Christian Bale, paleo diets, camping, penny horses, cliff bars, imaginary friends, caterpillars, crunches, excuses, scrubs, weddings,  and ask the question, “Is licking your wounds the best medicine?”   This episode will induce crippling insomnia, listen with a friend and then hug it out…..         Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ talk about Children of the Corn, Gandhi, Sean Connery, Mark Walberg, Night at the Museum, Robert Redford, tambourine hands, igloos, creme corn, biscotti, brownie envy, identity theft, and ask the question, “Is working in a kissing booth the second oldest profession?”   Geologists have concluded that this episode never existed, fight for your right to listen anyway…   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ talk about Dionysus, jerk chicken, fools gold, pineapple hats, Arnold Schwarzenegger parallel universes, sack races, breast preferences, softwood floors, The World Cup, and ask the question, “What is the best superpower?”    This episode is both functional and festive, keep it inside a safe deposit box next to your favorite magazine….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and T.J. talk about Nietzsche, Transformers, Kelsey Grammar, memoirs, foot fetishes, corn husking, gravestones, leather oneseys, 3D movies, beautiful people, flip flops with jeans, Old Man River, and ask the question, “What are Farmerians?   Listen to this retro episode in a 3 ply Cash stacker formation, and don’t forget your glasses….    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ discuss The Big Bang, Plato, Steve Martin, Andy Warhol, NIght Rider, The Streak, super soakers, happy crying, ugly barbers, and ask the question, "Does perfection exist?"   Listen to this episode on a long drive and don't be afraid to use the dipstick test…..    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ talk about unicorn whales, Miami Vice, Flashdance, popping and locking, sleep charting, adult onesies, sequined straws, juggling, eyepatch pilots, ejaculation options,  sex interrupted, The All American Red Heads, and ask the question, “Why are dogs so interested in bestiality?”   Listen to this episode, erase your mind, repeat….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about droidlocks, paddleboats, palindroms, carjacking, Twizler lips, bad houseguests, houseboats, scooters, "The Circle", Swiss Family Robinson, Kickstarter and ask the question, "Is it good to have a Pez Neck?"   Listen to this episode while sitting in a tree, it was whittled with care out of Jelly Belly's....    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about zombies, karma, Mt.Rushmore, The Oval Office, amusement parks, NBA Basketball, crystal meth, bumper stickers, totem poles, swollen tear ducts, and ask the question,  what is “Slurpee Blue?”   Listen to this episode with a crosscourt two eared technique, it will shake things up for you…     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about their 100th episode, zombies, clones, carjackers, sexy musical instruments, air jamming, cautionary tales, car dancing, crash test dummies, hydration tactics, and ask the question, “Do we need a five minute holding period for rental cars?”   This episode is best accompanied by a drum machine, sing along with the parts you know…..     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In their 100th episode, Cash and TJ talk about sex scandals, political movies, The White House, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, The Constitution, Martin Van Buren, Handel, MC Hammer, DC Cab, nudists, Orangutans, Evian facial spray, burp tweets, document shredding, bad doctors, The Lock Ness Monster, bobble heads,  and ask the question, "Should cursive be considered a second language?"     This episode has been transcribed in Wingding on granite rock to preserve it's eternal integrity….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Pinocchio, Sisyphus, Yosemite Sam, Ashton Kucher, Threes Company, the Ladle Baby, water cumberbuns, monopods, umbrella hats, DNA testing, dualing banjos, wet ipads, Cougar hunters, hot dog eating contests, mime parades and ask the question, “What is the 'eye dropper diet?”   Shoot this episode into your veins, then lie down on a chez lounge and listen while navigating some class three rapids.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss David Letterman, The Doobie Brothers, Tom Petty, The Great Gatsby, Saturday Night Live, Two and a Half Men, signing autographs, the Museum of Modern art, TJ's trip to Mexico, reconditioning music, swimming phones, help balloons, imploding people, and ask the question, "What are 'party geysers?'"        This episode is more polarizing then neutralizing, give yourself a master cleanse after listening... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss their 100th episode celebration in Washington DC, donnybrook situations, Candyland, Arbitron ratings, wiffle-ball stadiums, street credibility, adult water wings, breakfast soup, wing tips, shopping cart stunts and ask the question "Is Nick Vatterrot OK?"   This episode will induce a full body release, listen with a few bottles of white-out… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Nietzsche, scuba pants, Benihana, Bees, caricature artists, Custers "Last Stand", imitation crab, air horns, slip and slides, lollipops and ask the question, "Can a person meditate too much?"   Request this hot-n-tasty pod as an extra juicy side dish and then eat around the condor feathers….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Triskett Hurlibutton, bank robberies, bulletproof vests, band aids, maple syrup, Kermit the Frog, crystal meth, Silicon Valley, mountain biking, health problems, Old Yeller, Barbara Striesand, drug addictions, favorite vices, and Subway, and ask the question, "Are comedians happy?"   Listen to this episode in a tiny dark room while eating bacon…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Heaven, Yonderland, Match.com, unpredictable friends, virtual farming, Fiat toasters, gazelles, Woody Allen, adultery, self absorption, barf sucking, cinnabuns vs flowers, crumberbuns,  and ask the question, "At what age do you realize life is horrible?"   If you listen to this birdbath conversation in your infancy you'll have ample time to recover…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about binge kissing, killer abs, bolo ties, pony tails, belly buttons, lint traps, moon hoaxes, breakups, sun dials, Jason Statham, Gorky Park, ladleholics, pubic braids, "Breaking Away", and ask the question: "Bees?"   Listen to this episode at the bottom of a quarry, it's worth more then a few "Sand Benjamins"….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, spiritual healers, soft pillowy heads, Bonobo chimps, shamans, flab nabbing hat grabbers, hypochondriacs, "House of Cards", the sacred and profane, divining rods, sex records, Cukes vs Cumbers and ask the question, "Can you trust a man who wears a bear pelt?"   Let yourself get horn-swaggled into listening to this one, it will make your home a house... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about fashion breakthroughs,  Point Break, carnival rides, blanket forts, wind chimes, Washington DC, bad whistling, Police Academy movies, lay nets, beer pong, baby monsters, defending your dignity and ask the question, "What is a Rachel epitaph?"   This episode will cure loneliness and physical manifestations, open it up with a new set of chime keys... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about evolution, Unicorns, eucalyptus farts, The Olympics, sturgeon fishing, sexting, MC Hammer, John Rambo, Nancy Grace, bacon nose, selfish moons, kidney gifts, and ask the question, "Why is time God?"   Listen to this episode while eating out of a trash can and then wash it down with some melotonin beer…… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about the 4th of July, holiday re-shuffling, pre-trivializing, sex riddles, lockbox pockets, vitamin pill wards, ancient aqueducts, brass knuckles, closet wallets, outdoor candelabras, foldable bicycles, trapper keepers, and Underoos, and ask the question, "Are parties going out of style?" Listen to this watershed episode after lighting an eternal sparkler, and then matriculate down the waterfront. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about airport tents, mud rooms, homeless hook-ups, toddler face, sleep charting, sensitive nipples, advice shows, appreciating youth, Shamrock Shakes, and ask the question,  "What's more American then a fat elbow?" Listen to this porkcast in your studio apt while eating a burrito as big as your head..... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices