We review Chapeau! from Domestique while we discussing dumping a fish tank, different types of “country” folk, and the fury of sports.

We review a Zero Proof Espresso Martini recipe while rambling about Reddit communities, taking the internet too far, and deleting notifications. Recipe Link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2NbKmXLlxp/?igsh=MWJkbzljcnhocmRvOA==

We review Enthusiasm by Poppets Coffee while carrying on about who or what is right, if the fact the world is permeated by bad news are what make us continue the storyline, and changing what we want. Links: https://poppetscoffee.com

We give the IPA coffee from Carabello the cold brew treatment, to see if that improves the taste. All while rambling about drinking too much water, unintentionally starting a farm, chemicals in the food, and what the suburbs are.

We review Monarch from Onyx while talking about bloodletting, Christmas trees listening in, coffee on the battlefield. Oh, and there’s music.

We review Geometry from Onyx and discuss divorce, relationships, growing up divided, and connecting virtually.

We review Southern Weather from Onyx and tear into horror films.

We review Cold Brew from Onyx while going on about what we’re thankful for, families, hitting the bottom, confident street fighters, and weak genes.

We review Ethiopia Ayla Bensa Bombe from Onyx while learning about pears, discussing how to making salad the right way, and navigating technical difficulties.

We review Kenya Gachatha AA while going on about being disappointed by product research, shipping prices, and sports betting.

We review Burundi Long Miles Gaharo Natural from Onyx while talking about comedy movies, why men need to die for something, how most companies don’t make anything, and breakaway nations. Links: http://onyxcoffeelab.com

We review Kenya Keringa PB from Onyx while talking about flight certification, and how to pay for school. Links: https://onyxcoffeelab.com

We review the 4th annual Darkest Day from Folly while talking about war and bear attacks.

We compare coffee brewed at two different ratio: 12:1 and 16:1. All while discussing why humans celebrate debauchery, and if we’re just existing outside our optimal design.

We review Doubleshot Daybreak an Imperial Coffee Vanilla Cream Ale from Wolfs Ridge Brewing while yammering on about drinking, pickling, and coming back.

We review Honduras San Marcos from Seedhouse while running through conflicting feelings and which one to believe, meeting a person with crazy ideas, and how one gets sucked into conspiracy theories.

We review Migration Blend 6.1 from Sweet Bloom while lamenting finding mold, tower tattoos, and TikTok gangs.

We review DR Congo from Seedhouse Coffee while going on about saving the environment, old men racing, identity wheels, shame and toxic masculinity.

We review Unicorn Blood from Dark Matter Coffee while getting mad at headlines, and where the money is going. Links: https://www.darkmattercoffee.com

We drink Bali from Urbana Coffee while going on about wearing pigtails and being picky. Links: https://www.urbana-cafe.com

We review James Hoffman’s AeroPress recipe while ranting about inflation and diminished quality.

We review Espresso Martini’s while trashing an aging government, baby boomers not retiring, and a perfect photo.

We review cold brew old fashion while talking about elitists and if humans are intrinsically good or not.

We give the AeroPress a go at multiple claims of making somewhat decent espresso while plotting through how AI will end the world.

We review Rwanda Isimbi from Caribou Coffee while figuring out if you can build your own casket, and diving into the strangest addictions.

We make cold brew with Frinsa Estate from Corvus while going packing and moving, co-ops, and taking flight in a car.

We review Santa Cruz Hierba Santa from Method Coffee Roasters while discussing when to use A/C, the male/female workplace balance, and which guy is in charge. Links: https://www.methodroasters.com

We review Irish Coffee while taking about alcoholism, wastefulness, human salami, and what would you do if you didn’t have to work.

We review Adulting Fuel from Reza’s Coffee and yammer on about being assassinated, bad vacations, exploring caves, and free soloing.

We review Papua New Guinea, Okapa from Conscious Cup Coffee while talking about old commercials, and sick escapades. Links: https://www.consciouscup.com

We review REBBL Straight Black cold brew while talking about nudity, shortcuts in life, and making hard decisions.

We give an AeroTonic a try while rambling about sleep cycles, vaping, and choosing an apocalypse.

We review Nitro Cold Brew from Rise Coffee while pondering what makes humans crawl out of their skin just to feel. Links: https://risebrewingco.com

We review Bold Cold Brew from Blue Bottle Coffee while discussing the limit before resorting to cannibalism and flying in circles.

We review Guatemala Igelesis from Valor while talking about Michigan, saving a child, appendages, and writing your brain. Links: https://valor.coffee

We review cold brew from Chameleon coffee while discussing the governments inability to pay its bills. And. Also. A guest.

We review Ultraviolet from Nightswim while attempting to figure out how you know what you want is really…what you want.

We review Ultraviolet from Nightswim while attempting to figure out how you know what you want is really…what you want.

We review Riptide from Golden Lantern while talking about retiring, learning to do things on your own. Links: https://www.goldenlanterncoffee.com

We review Women Producers Coffee from Spyhouse and talk ant invasions, personas, losing goals, and epiphanies. Links: https://spyhousecoffee.com

We review Three Witches from Perkatory and talk sleep deprecation, restaurants, and spending money on food. Links: https://www.perkatoryroasters.com

We review Shop Blend from Perkatory whilst talking breakfast, learning how to drive, and trucks. Links: http://perkatoryroasters.com

We review Solstice from Perkatory while trashing mobile games and the food industry, the appeal of farming, and living a fantasy.

We review New England from Perkatory while talking croissants and the essence of hope. Links: https://www.perkatoryroasters.com

We review Espresso from Blackbeard Coffee while being in awe of bank robbers and discussing realizing the common denominator in your life and issues is you, and how to deal with that. Links: https://www.blackbeardroasters.com

We review Prodomo from Dallmayr Coffee while going on about measurements systems, and the meaning of hope. Links: https://www.dallmayr.com/deen/coffee/

We review coffee from Dressier Melange whilst talking wiling through being sick, the amount of data on YouTube, and content creators.

We review Holiday Blend from Five Elephants while talking about interacting with drunk people, and uppers and downers. Links: https://www.fiveelephant.com

We review Achtzig Zwanzig from Kröm coffee while discussing designer breed dogs, humans expectations for pets, and whether or not we’d survive a takeover.

We review Sumatra from Lancaster County Coffee while wondering why portions are so large at restaurants, stimulus checks, dumb degrees. Links: https://www.lancastercountycoffee.com

We review Dead Reckoning (hot version) while talking about peaking early, the difficulty in making good decisions, and learning from Bluey.

We review Monte Carlos from Passenger Coffee while reminiscing the good times growing up…or not. Links: https://www.passengercoffee.com

We review 40 Winks from Corvus, our first decaf, while lament about our current car issues. Links: https://www.corvuscoffee.com

We review Dead Reckoning Cold Brew from Corvus coffee while discussing taking a trip to Guatemala, gold rush, travel advisories, and gang activity. Links: https://www.corvuscoffee.com

We review…nothing, because the post office never delivered. However, we still rant on about homelessness, begging for money, vices, and locking yourself out.

We test reheating coffee and keeping coffee warm for an extended period of time to see if it’s drinkable. All while trashing your resolutions, freezing food, and being sick.

We review Espresso Blend from Muddy Goose Coffee Co while chiming in on poor non-profits, holiday drivers, and why grocery stores get raided for every snow storm. Oh, and, a bit about lying to your children. Links: https://www.muddygoose.com

We review Chestnut Praline from Starbucks because, it’s Christmas and why not. All while working through different ways of…intaking alcohol, and gift exchanges.

We review San Lorenzo from Tenfold coffee while rattling on about portable espresso makers, gift giving, and being broke. Links: https://tenfoldcoffee.com https://www.wacaco.com

We review Steeped Coffee - Addicting Liquid while rattling on about winning the lottery, productive vibes, and mass transit crashes.

We drink Mushroom Instant Coffee from Simple Truth while talking about elementary school field trips, eating out as a kid, gluttony, and ending medication.

We review the annual release of Darkest Day from Folly while talking about how to resolve a problem, learning from your mistakes, OJ Simpson, crime statistics, and opioids.

We review Coffee or Die from Black Rifle Coffee while chatting about sauerkraut, exploiting your station, being the best, and rioting. Links: https://www.blackriflecoffee.com

We review Holler Mountain from Stumptown Coffee and rant about traffic woes, eviction notices, and housing conspiracies. Links: https://www.stumptowncoffee.com/

We review the House Blend from Unseen bean and ramble about trick or treating, costumes, and social media. Links: https://www.theunseenbean.com

We review Nova Blend from Dark Moon Coffee while going on about cops, people in self checkouts, and smoking. Links: https://www.darkmoon.coffee

We review Daurfusu from Coava while listing all the things we want to do in this life, jam and eggs, landing a plane, and how humans love activities that take them as close to death as possible.

We review Fresh Perspective from Greater Goods all while giving our Espro Blooms a go, rambling about karaoke, what men can’t do, validating others thoughts. Links: https://greatergoodsroasting.com https://www.espro.com

We review Sacandaga from Upstate Coffee Roasters while going on about misrepresentation and how more time won’t help you. Links: https://upstatecoffee.com

We review Yuki from New Math Coffee while talking about value, merchandise, plastic bottles, and promises.

We cold brew Old Stage Road from Umpire State Coffee Roasters while talking about weather and cult leaders.

We review Chocolate City from Dark Matter Coffee and cold brew from Forest Code Trading Company while railing on gatekeeping and communities.

We review Old Stage Road from Umpire State Coffee Roasters while talking about getting old, underwear thieves, psychopath demographics, apocalyptic relations, and the penalty of death. Links: https://www.ozocoffee.com

We review a Full City roast from Bad Ass coffee, while talking about plastic surgery, women’s clothing sizes, the world being smaller, and quantity over quality.

We review Blend from Brewing Market while talking hobbies, pottery, jobs that destroy your body.

We review Sumatra from The Red Roaster while reliving being sick, working while ill, and working during Covid.

We review Ibisi from Second State Coffee while talking about having your wisdom teeth removed and casket prices. Links: https://secondstatecoffee.com

We review Guatemala Los Volcanes from Hos Coffee while going off about YouTubers, discover problems in your house from the previous owners.

We review Medium Roast Cold Brew from Califia Farms why rattling on about Purple Hearts, crimes of passion, and drunkenness.

We review Component Blend from Notion Coffee and go in on climate change, and no one caring about you. Links: https://notioncoffee.co/

We review Black and Tan from Ink! Coffee while talking about lists, home remedies, and bathroom adventures. Links: https://www.inkcoffee.com

We review Wind & Sea from Andytown while having a bad day, Hobbit meal plans, lite beers, running away from home and museums. Links: https://www.andytownsf.com/

We review Gogoku Bakaka from Pilgrim Roasters. Links: https://pilgrimroasters.com

We rant about the failures of the USPS since for the third time a shipment has gone rogue, Lemon racing, and click bait.

We review Coffee Ice Cream from Haägen Dazs while waiting on people to make rights at red lights, incompetent drivers, overcoming fear, and positive thinking. Links: https://www.icecream.com/us/en/brands/haagen-dazs

We review Mediterrano from Amante and rattle on about streamers, not needing jobs in the future, and letting go. Links: https://www.amantecoffee.com/

We both kinda talk about the coffee's we're drinking as the front desk lost the shipment. All whilst discussing brain trauma, correctional officers, and human experiments.

We review Traffic from East Pole Coffee while going on about working at Starbucks, and the curse of convenience.  Links: https://eastpole.coffee

We review Kenya Kii from Parlor Coffee while going on about hoverboards, taking land, spirituality, orgies, and psychedelic’s. Links: https://parlorcoffee.com/

We review Traditional Blend from Gëvalia while trashing lawncare, the joys of engines, and why some cities shouldn’t exist. Links: https://gevalia.com/

We review Extra Bold cold brew from Stōk while talking about sticking to your opinions, writing kids shows, and lying to children. Links: https://www.stokbrew.com/cold-brew/cold-brew-coffee/

We review Columbia La Victoria from One Line while going on about when opinions are wrong, how hard do you have to be to burn, and fire being the universal symbol of protesting.  Links: https://www.onelinecoffee.com

We review a house blend from Das Kaffee Haus while talking about hibernation and YouTube scams. Links: http://daskaffeehaus.us

We review #12 from Carabello’s 13 Days of Christmas and talk about flight school progress, Preppers, and locker room nudity. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/

We review #11 from Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas while discussing laundry room etiquette, condom stories, stealing, and innocence. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/

We carry on with #10 from Carabello’s 12 days of Christmas, while lamenting the pain of small talk, action movie bathroom breaks, and karaoke. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/

We review Kenya AA from Volcanica Coffee Company while we discuss the finer points of bathroom etiquette, creased spines, and tardy funerals.    Links: www.volcanicacoffee.com

We review #9 on Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas while going on about swimming, Waffle House vs. IHOP, auction sites, and too much stuff. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/

We review #8 from the 13 Days of Christmas (Yeah, we’re aware it’s getting old) while talking about invasions, settling conflict over beers and Reacher, and rebuttals. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/

We review #7 of the 12 Days of Christmas from Carabello Coffee while discussing turbulence, war, and colonizing. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/

We review Happy Yeti from Brandywine Roasters while talking about super bowl commercials and inaugural speeches.  Links: https://www.brandywinecoffeeroasters.com/

We review #6 in the 12 Days of Christmas while rambling about pop stars, roaming your house naked, and small businesses. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/

We review #5 of the 12 Days of Christmas, Pearl of Tehama while discussing inflation and moving too fast. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/

We review House Blend from Stauf’s in Columbus while talking about pandering, and the military as a sales device.  Links: https://www.staufs.com

We review the 4th Day of Christmas from Carabello’s tasting, while talking about learning to fly and becoming an old man.  Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com

We review the 3rd coffee in the 12 Days of Christmas while talking about chimney’s, famous people, and sex songs. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/

We review Columbia Nariño Nariño as part of the 12 Days of Christmas, while rambling about the New Year and resolutions. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/

We review #1 from Carabello’s “12 Days of Christmas” - Grand Cru #63 Black Diamond and talk about being overzealous and never finishing projects.  Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/collections/gifts-sundries/products/12-days-of-christmas-coffee-box

We review Java the Stout from Jackie O’s brewing, while spreading some holiday cheer, fancy cups, and materialism.  Links: https://jackieos.com

We review McDonalds coffee while yelling about problems, charities, and the Rainbow Fish.

We review But First Coffee from Reza’s while discussing energy drinks, adrenaline, drool sleep, reading emails.  Links: https://www.rezasroast.com

So. Coffee delivery issue, thus we’re subbing in beverages. We discuss getting locked out, homelessness, and panhandling.

We review Guatemala from Eerie Coffee Roasters while discussing big dreams, influencers, and fame. Links: https://www.eriecoffeeroasters.com/

We review Sand Dune from Drive, last of the Park Collection while talking about shredding cheese, planning an album, and movie names. Links: https://www.drivecoffee.com/

We review a Nitro Cold Brew by Wild Barn Coffee while rambling about coffee at work and baby showers.

We continue our review of Drive Coffee’s park series, this week Grand Canyon. All while talking about orphans, shit “happening”, and the death penalty. Links: https://www.drivecoffee.com/

*Halloween Special* We sip on this years Darkest Day from Folly while discussing never having been trick or treating, sexy costumes, cartoons, and private school.

We review Glacier from Drive coffee while rambling about WW II, voting for Harambe, and running for office. Links: https://www.drivecoffee.com https://follycoffee.com

We review Ohana from Mahalo Coffee, while going on about paying with change, being misunderstood, and buying happiness. Links: https://www.mahalocoffeeroasters.com https://follycoffee.com

We review Griffin from Roosevelt Coffee while talking about the American Dream, living safely, and doing what you want. Links: https://www.rooseveltcoffee.org

We review Dark Roast from Gnarwhal Coffee Co and talk about merging in the freeway, the problem with experience, and rude people. Links: https://gnarwhalcoffee.com https://follycoffee.com

We review Guinness Nitro Cold Brew while discussing car wrecks, staying up late to work, sleep temperatures, and indulging vices.

We review Simple Truth Nitro Cold Brew and talk about how monopolies aren’t real, serial killers, and people watching.

We review Dunkin’s original blend coffee while discussing the classic children’s book The Giving Tree and how it plays into adulthood.

We review two coffees from Peet’s: Big Bang and Major Dickason’s while discussing public FaceTime and car sex.

We review Narwhal from Anchorhead Coffee while lamenting losing, talking to children, and getting lost. Links: https://anchorheadcoffee.com

We review Ethiopia Yirgacheffe Oromia from Kaladi Coffee Roasters and have the first early morning recording. All while rambling about recording an album, if cursing is a sign of intelligence, missing out on roommates, and the fact there are too many of us. Links: https://kaladicoffee.com

We review Penrose Blend from Little Owl and talk about uniforms and leashes. Links: https://www.littleowlcoffee.com

We review Organic Ethiopia from Conscious Coffees while talking about not fixing problems, and happinesses’ finite tendencies. Links: https://www.consciouscoffees.com/

We review Sumatra Kerinci Solok Radjo from Coffee Emporium, and talk about the birth of children, sleeping in hospitals, moving, and ruining things. Links: https://www.coffee-emporium.com

We review Potomac Falls from Commonwealth Joe and talk about lineage, “let’s talk” scenarios, and the problem with help.

We go back to back with Carabello. This time we review Addicting Liquid, talk about fraternity’s and sorority’s, and offer sage advice. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com *New Episodes Monday’s at 10*

We review Spring Fling cold brew from Carabello Coffee. While hammering down on how vacation isn’t real and not being able to relax. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com *New Episodes Monday's at 10am*

We review Starbucks Cold Brew and discuss the finer things where the mermaid is concerned. While going on about how much money you could save making coffee at home, and address being hacked.

We review 15 Mile from Pettibone coffee and talk about new coffee grinders, maintaining friendships, and West Virginia stories. Links: Manual Coffee Grinder - HEIHOX... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07ZNXQF4S?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share https://www.pettibonecoffee.com

Can bad coffee be good? We give Maxwell House Instant Coffee a shot, while talking about dreams, ignorance, and if they make us better or worse.

We review Coca-Cola with Coffee while talking about its need to exist, sing-a-longs, friends after a breakup, and the worthlessness of the word maybe.

Mini series of “Can Bad Coffee Be Good”. We brew Classic Folgers three different ways to see if it’s drinkable, while talking about accepting something you don’t want, finishing your plate, and changing plans

We review Four Lefty’s from Novo coffee and talk about walking dogs, poker, and card games. Links: https://novocoffee.com

We review India Thriveni Brooklyn Estate by Deeper Roots Coffee and talk about being lied to as a child, generations, and raising kids. Links: https://www.deeperrootscoffee.com/

We review Producers Pride from Ritual coffee (#3) and talk about baklava, validation, buying original ideas, and functionality. Links: https://ritualcoffee.com/

We review Sumatra Tano Batak from Gracenote Coffee and talk about traveling to Boston, Philadelphia, and relationships. Links: https://www.gracenotecoffee.com/

We review coffee from JBC Roasters and talk about cold brew, escaping the zoo, and a simpler life.  Links: JBC Coffee - https://www.jbccoffeeroasters.com/  Joshua Weissman - https://youtube.com/c/JoshuaWeissman  James Hoffman - https://youtube.com/channel/UCMb0O2CdPBNi-QqPk5T3gsQ

We review La Virgen from Chromatic Coffee, and talk about how sex sells, never wearing shorts, and why beach’s aren’t relaxing.  Links: https://www.chromaticcoffee.com/

We review Burundi Buhorwa from Big Shoulders, #8 on our top ten list.  We talk about baseball, entertainment costs, chain wallets, drugs, and the undead. Links: https://www.bigshoulderscoffee.com/

We review Toro from Devocion coffee (#9) and talk about taking last names, making mistakes, consuming, and inebriation.  Links: https://www.devocion.com

We review Hologram from Counter Culture Coffee, talk about taste buds, how college is a scam, and if you could go back and redo your life.  Links: Zeroth Dimension - https://youtu.be/emlcwyvnsg0  Counter Culture Coffee - https://counterculturecoffee.com/ *New episodes every Monday at 10am*

We review Exotic Blend from Tsiona Foods; and talk about feet, Old Yeller, and sports. Links: https://www.tsionafoods.com *New episodes every Monday at 10am*

We review Brazil Canaan Estate from Middle Fork Roasters, and talk about traveling, ghost towns, and conspiracies.  Links: https://middleforkroasters.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*

We review Lights on Jackson from Broadcast coffee, and talk about why the worst is yet to come.  Links: https://www.broadcastcoffeeroasters.com/#/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*

We review Bear Klaus from Kuma Coffee and talk about early mornings, a coffee list, nutrition, and car wrecks.  Links: https://beanbox.com/  https://www.kumacoffee.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*

We review Roasters Choice from Lighthouse Roasters, and talk about religion.  Links: https://lighthouseroasters.com/  https://beanbox.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*

We review Brewtality Coffee Co “Guts and Glory” while talking about shipping and the pain of gifts.  Links: Guitar Pedal - http://www.paultrombettadesign.com/  Brewtality - https://www.brewtality.coffee/products/guts-glory-blend-12-oz *New episodes Monday's at 10am*

Special review of Folly's "Darkest Day" Halloween roast. Yes. We know it's February. We talk about online grocery shopping, campaign slogans, and language.  Links: https://follycoffee.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*

We review Folly Coffee, talk about woodworking, and try out singing.  Links: https://follycoffee.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*

We review Love Buzz from Equal Exchange and rant about dark roasts, pollsters, and third takes.  Links: https://equalexchange.coop/  Vobaga Coffee Cup Warmer: https://www.amazon.com/VOBAGA-Electric-Temperature-Beverage-Chocolate/dp/B08FDFRKR3?ref_=ast_sto_dp  *New Episodes Mondays at 10am*

We review Wood Burl Coffee and talk music, almost making money, and positivity.  Links: https://www.woodburlcoffee.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*

We review Backpackers Blend from Kalamazoo Coffee Co and discuss changing names, keeping your beverage warm, and politics.  Links: Kalamazoo Coffee Co: https://kalamazoocoffeecompany.com/  Vobaga Coffee Cup Warmer: https://www.amazon.com/VOBAGA-Electric-Temperature-Beverage-Chocolate/dp/B08FDFRKR3?ref_=ast_sto_dp  *New episodes Monday's at 10am*

We review Blacksmith from Quills Coffee, talk about life lessons at the Renaissance Fair, and the nuances of depression. Links: Quills Coffee: https://quillscoffee.com/ *New episodes every Monday at 10am*

We review Black Press coffee and attempt an introduction.  Links: Black Press Coffee - https://www.blackpresscoffeeshop.com/  *New episodes Monday's at 10am*