Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks. Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that make him want to stay at home. Together with fellow stand-ups from Australia, and elsewhere, he’ll convince you on this ABC Radio Comedy podcast to burn your passport and stay the hell at home.
INTRODUCING — The Alice Fraser Trilogy
While Nazeem reluctantly resumes his travels, and you're looking for a new podcast, check out this new stand-up special from Alice Fraser.
9/14/2018 • 1 minute, 6 seconds
Waleed Aly, Dane Baptiste, Abroad
Waleed Aly and Dane Baptiste from the UK help Naz bid farewell to season 3 with tales of being overseas.
8/8/2018 • 29 minutes, 16 seconds
Loyiso Gola, Craig Quartermaine, Where you from?
Naz gets deep with Loyiso and Craig about the meaning of home when you travel around Australia and the world.
8/1/2018 • 31 minutes, 21 seconds
Des Bishop, Nina Oyama, Foreign Language
This week it's all about learning Mandarin, Japanese and Tamil. Because sign language and shouting can only get you so far.
7/25/2018 • 31 minutes, 21 seconds
Mark Watson, Danielle Walker, Danger
What do you get when you cross gang warfare, dog boarding kennels and riding camels in Morocco? An episode all about danger abroad, that's what!
7/18/2018 • 34 minutes, 43 seconds
Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick
This episode is siiiiick, literally, we've got broken legs, plane seat seizures and emergency dental works. Three good reasons never to travel.
7/11/2018 • 32 minutes, 37 seconds
Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health
This episode is all about mental health, flying grief-inducing long distance, learning to live with your anxiety and joining the Illuminati.
7/4/2018 • 35 minutes, 10 seconds
Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs
Hard questions are asked like: How to get to sleep on planes, what really goes on in rock star tour buses and what to do if you're woken up by a sniffer dog.
6/27/2018 • 32 minutes, 17 seconds
Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents
Nothing says 'relax' more than being in a new, confined space in a foreign country with the people who love you no matter what. Right?!
6/20/2018 • 33 minutes, 22 seconds
Andy Zaltzman, Claire Hooper, Children
A guide to travelling with young kids, the 'glamour' of being a sports blogger and how to deliver your own child.
6/13/2018 • 32 minutes, 13 seconds
Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel
We are back! For the third series! Matt Okine! The perils of Air BNB profiles! Ari Eldjarn! Working on a plane! Travel STILL sucks!
6/6/2018 • 32 minutes, 2 seconds
Cal Wilson and Dashan
Last ep for now! Austrians called Adolph! Arguments in Polish campsites! By numbers one of the biggest comedians in the world!
6/14/2017 • 27 minutes, 42 seconds
Sam Pang and Susie Youssef
Sipping garlic coke, starting fights in the UAE and leaving friends behind on European coach trips.
6/7/2017 • 34 minutes, 34 seconds
Karl Chandler and Casey Donovan
The 2017 winner of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Why business class sucks! One half of the Little Dum Dum Club! Thailand!
5/31/2017 • 29 minutes, 30 seconds
Myf Warhurst and Steve Price
Why right wing shock jock Steve Price slept in a drug dealer’s bed and why Eurovision presenter Myf Warhurst is careful with booze on flights.
5/24/2017 • 24 minutes, 45 seconds
Joel Creasy and Rose Matafeo
Joel Creasy recounts the time he was chased out a town and Rose Matafeo chats about the museum of death in Thailand.
5/17/2017 • 28 minutes, 6 seconds
Julia Morris and Stuart Goldsmith
The host of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and the presenter of The Comedians' Comedian podcast tell Naz their bad travel stories.
5/9/2017 • 30 minutes, 54 seconds
Romesh Ranganathan and Nath Valvo
Sex hotels! Chickens and swords! Flying fears! Travel sucks!
5/2/2017 • 28 minutes, 30 seconds
Phill Jupitus and Alice Fraser
Childhood tellings-off by the Burmese junta, the road of Death in Bolivia, what wrestlers eat when they fly and Isaac Newton’s actual tree all feature in some way in this episode.
4/26/2017 • 29 minutes, 6 seconds
Bill Nye and Nick Cody
Nick Cody plays the entitled plane passenger and Bill Nye the Science Guy!
4/18/2017 • 29 minutes, 15 seconds
Dane Swan and DeAnne Smith
iTunes best podcast of 2016 is back with Canadian comedian DeAnne Smith and Collingwood AFL legend Dane Swan.
4/11/2017 • 25 minutes
INTRODUCING — Series two of Burn Your Passport
The anti-travel podcast with Nazeem Hussain returns soon with jungle buddies Dane Swan, Casey Donovan, Julia Morris and Steve Price as well as UK stand up legend Phill Jupitus and US science guy Bill Nye.
4/4/2017 • 1 minute, 6 seconds
The Veronicas' tour bus horror
Brisbane music duo The Veronicas relive moonwalking into a bus toilet that locked behind them. US comedian Alex Edelman defends New York and romantic meals at McDonalds. Ivan Aristeguieta sticks the boot into his homeland of Venezuela and former leader Hugo Chavez.
6/21/2016 • 0
Kidnapped in Bangkok and stares in Paris
Greg Fleet on the worst holiday ever and Irish legend Jason Byrne reveals the Scottish hotel no better than a prison cell.
6/14/2016 • 0
Fear of stairs and theatre for folks stuck in queues
Australian comedy legend Lehmo shares his terror of the second floor. Sara Pascoe on the weirdest parts of being a London tour guide.
6/7/2016 • 0
Hamish Blake eats spiders
Hamish relives his awful, creepy crawly travelling stories.
5/31/2016 • 0
The Two Stans
Sami Shah lists 26 million reasons not to visit Pakistan.
5/24/2016 • 0
Andy Zaltzman and Meshel Laurie
Dodgy passports, haunted hotels, pushy hawkers and possibly the worst restaurant in the entire world.
5/17/2016 • 0
Too many Americans in America
Meeting white supremacists and why going on holiday to get crucified is not something you do twice.
5/10/2016 • 0
Ethnic smackdown and tears in Thailand
Flatulent brothers, half-filled cocktails and the upside of dodging traffic jams in Egypt.
5/3/2016 • 0
Space Needles & Schling Le Ding
David O’Doherty from Ireland and Becky Lucas from Brisbane stick the boot into travel, Nazeem’s sense of direction and airport Wi-Fi systems.
