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Binchtopia

English, Social, 1 season, 169 episodes, 15 hours, 33 minutes
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Welcome to Binchtopia! Your favorite Gen-Z clout queens Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb guide you through the current cultural hellscape, share some #LobotomyGoals, and give unfiltered advice. They talk relationships, self image, global capitalism, the internet, and much more...after all, no tangent goes untouched when you have ADHD! Enjoy your stay Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/binchtopia/support
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Bad Book Club: Fifty Shades of Fucked Up

Bad Book Club returns to review the Twilight fanfiction turned kinky nightmare that captivated suburban moms everywhere. This one has it all — a clinically insane man who tells our protagonist to "stay away" while constantly stalking her, the worst stock POC best friend characterization we've ever seen, and some truly heinous sex scenes. ¡Ay, Dios mío! This is a teaser for a Patreon-exclusive episode. To become a patron and get access to this episode and 50+ other bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/binchtopia.
2/21/20244 minutes, 38 seconds
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The 2024 Valentine Hotline

In the annual Binchtopia Valentine Hotline, the girlies open up their voicemail box to advise some troubled listeners in matters of the heart. How do I stop being my boyfriend’s mommy? Are love languages even real? How do I plan the best boyfriend convention ever? Will you guys come to my wedding? These questions and more are answered. Digressions include a sass dispatch from Redacted and the Tortured Grammy’s Department.    
2/14/20241 hour, 19 minutes, 39 seconds
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Getting to the -core of It

The girlies dive deep into the micro-trends that have been populating the internet over the last few years. From cottage-core to ballet-core, clean girl to mob wife, they rank microaesthetics based on the level of abject harm they cause to women, the pedophilic undertones, and whether or not they make their brains Soup. Digressions include welcoming Ballerina Farm into the NYT club and digging up dirt on the other Mormon influencers. This is a teaser for a Patreon-exclusive episode. Become a patron and listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopia (http://patreon.com/binchtopia).
2/7/20244 minutes, 57 seconds
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We Are All Memes

The girlies hop into the meme pool to investigate how memes are made, why they spread, and what happens when the worst moments of someone’s life follow them forever in the memeiverse. Digressions include a mysterious case of Souping, the Binchtopia infirmary ward, and one listener’s horrifying baby Jesus figurine.Sources:Slayed, Mother: Gypsy Rose’s Digital Homecoming by Jax PreyerThe Meme is Dead, Long Live the Meme by Roy ChristopherTalking to the Guy Who Invented the Word ‘Meme’: Richard Dawkins by Mahmood FazalTaking the Dawkins Challenge, or, The Dark Side of the Meme by Gregory SchremppAlex From Target: The Other Side of FameAlix Bromley AdjudicationInternet Memes and “The Right to Privacy”Most Americans support right to have some personal info removed from online searchesAs a domestic violence victim, my story became a joke. You Know the Lorena Bobbitt Story. But Not All of ItThe Definitive Oral History of the Bobbitt Case, 25 Years Later Accidentally famous: The psychology of going viral Monica Lewinsky Wins The Internet With Best 'I Have A Joke' TweetThe last of the Monica memeMonica Lewinsky on the Culture of Humiliation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/31/20241 hour, 16 minutes, 8 seconds
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Who's Afraid of Gypsy Rose?

The girlies dissect the case of America's newly freed sweetheart, Gypsy Rose Blanchard. Julia puts her PhD studies to use and guides us through the history of Munchausen by proxy, opening up an exploration of why people make themselves and others sick, and how the "bad mom" trope reifies social anxieties around motherhood and care. Digressions include our time in the Stu, the depths of our notesapp, and a bold mailbox moments. To see the video version of this episode and to keep up with our bonus content, subscribe at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/17/20241 hour, 17 minutes, 13 seconds
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We Give You A Princess

In the first episode of the New Year, the girlies investigate a cultural concept that plagues us all in the new year: The Makeover. From the transformative promise of the American Dream to hit shows like What Not to Wear and The Biggest Loser, they discuss how “the makeover” seeks to ease cultural anxieties, reify the status quo, and affirm that changing ones appearance can change ones life. Digressions include one listener who found Eliza’s twin at the Margaritaville restaurant in Orlando, another who hears our voices in their schizoaffective delusion, and the world’s need for a one dance. SOURCES:ElizaMakeover Nation: The United States of Reinvention by Toby MillerThe Makeover: Reality Television and Reflexive Audiences by Katherine SenderThe Great American Makeover: Television, History, Nation by Dana Heller‘Oh goodness, I am watching reality TV’ How methods make class in audience researchNotes on What Not to Wear and Post-feminist Symbolic ViolenceSpirituality Among Americans: Spiritual Beliefs by Pew Research CenterAmericans Take Prescriptions a Large Portion of Their LivesCan I Please Give You Some Advice?: Clueless and the Teen Makeover by Alice LeppertJuliaMakeover TV: Selfhood, Citizenship, and Celebrity by Brenda Weber Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/10/20241 hour, 17 minutes, 13 seconds
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The 2023 Lowbrow Roundup

The girlies hop on the mic for the last time this year to recap a timeline of the memes, celebrity relationships, and silly internet shit that captured our attention in 2023. Digressions include a failed STD test and He Need A One Dance.If you’ll miss us on our break, you can find bonus episodes, mediasodes, monthly zoom meetings, and more on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/13/20231 hour, 22 minutes, 3 seconds
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Saving the Body of Christ for Later

The girlies open up the mailbox and dedicate an entire episode to your hilarious moments. We’re with you through the hard times (salmonella Tinder date) and the good times (dislodging pasta from beneath your fingertip by cooking it soft). Thanks for another year of being our listeners. Digressions include predictions for who will be woman’d in 2024 and our made-up idioms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/6/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 43 seconds
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Baby's First Simulacra

The girlies return to the world of family vloggers to answer the important questions — how did the momfluencer come to be and why are we so obsessed with her? Can children ever meaningfully consent to being shared online? Did Jean Baudrillard predict our real life Truman Show with Simulacra and Simulation in 1981? Digressions include your newest NY Times covergirls, the Binchtopia Boy Draft, and one listener’s experience as an assistant momager. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopiaBinchtopia is created, produced, and hosted by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb. This episode was edited by Allison Hagan.*note: we hit the character limit for this description -- additional sources for this episode are linked on our Patreon!SOURCES:Momfluenced: Inside the Maddening, Picture-Perfect World of Mommy Influencer CultureSimulacra and SimulationAre We To Be Forever Trapped Between the Two? The Internet, Modernity, and Postmodernity in the Early 21st CenturyChild-produced content and the simulation of childhoodNew law entitles child social media influencers to a percentage of earningsWhy did Mark Zuckerberg cover his kids’ faces on Instagram?Their lives were documented online from birth. Now, they’re coming of ageThe YouTube Parents Who are Turning Family Moments into Big BucksKidfluencers Are Today’s Version of Chimney SweepsResearch Brief: “Sharenting” and Child InfluencersSharenting: parent blogging and the boundaries of the digital self Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/22/20231 hour, 21 minutes, 19 seconds
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Honey I Monetized the Kids Again

The girlies revisit a classic early Binchtopia episode to unpack the phenomenon of child-centric content — this time with sources! In Part 1 they discuss the history of child labor in America including the plight of minor miners, the exploitation of Shirley Temple, and why we LOVE watching videos of Trisha Paytas playing with Malibu Barbie. Digressions include Eliza’s experience of buying Buddhism in Hollywood, Catholic mantras that go hard, and listener-submitted momager stories.Binchtopia is created, produced, and hosted by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb. This episode was edited by Allison Hagan.SOURCES:History of child labor in the United States—part 1: little children workingHistory of child labor in the United States–part 2: the reform movementThere’s No Business Like Show Business: Child Entertainers and the LawMore Than Pocket Money: A History of Child Actor LawsLittle Miss Fix-It: The Remarkable Life of Shirley TempleBefore The Good Ship Lollipop, Shirley Temple Did 'Baby Burlesks'How cute things hijack our brains and drive behaviour Assessing the cuteness of children: Significant factors and gender differencesGendering CutenessOur Aesthetic Categories: Zany, Cute, Interesting  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/15/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 24 seconds
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Please I've Been Dying to Talk About This

The girlies go soapbox mode to discuss two women in history that they can’t stop thinking about: their special interest girlbosses. Julia tells the fascinating story of Annie Oakley, the most snatched sharpshooter of all time, and Eliza gets deep into the lore of Connie Converse, the mysterious (gay?) 50’s songwriter who pioneered the genre before disappearing without a trace. Plus, more Kardashian discourse, an angel update, and homophobia-themed mailbox moments. To help keep these episodes ad-free, access bonus episodes, and support the podcast, head to patreon.com/binchtopiaBinchtopia is created, produced, and hosted by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb. This episode was edited by Allison Hagan.SOURCESThe true story of Annie Oakley, legendary sharpshooterAnnie Oakley | National Women's History Museum.What the True Story of Buffalo Bill Reveals About the Myth of the Wild WestAnnie Oakley: In A Man’s World Annie Oakley: The PersonTo Anyone Who Ever Asks: The Life, Music, and Mystery of Connie Converse by Howard FishmanThe Art of Disappearance by Hanif Abdurraqib Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/8/20231 hour, 26 minutes, 44 seconds
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Eerie Episode: We Are The Witches You Couldn't Cancel

The girlies are back with another Eerie Episode™, this time covering all things WITCHES! They go back into the annuls to unpack the history of European witchery, the Salem Witch trials, voodoo, the current-day Wicca practitioners, and the Etsy spell sellers of today. They discuss “witch” as a socially imposed category and the evolution of witchy practices throughout history. Digressions include some Russian witch tea from a listener and Khloe Kardashian’s unfortunate lot in this life as a Victim Soul.Binchtopia is created, produced, and hosted by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb. Research for this episode was contributed by Ben Rosenfeld and Charlie Squire.Sources:The Devil in the Shape of a WomanA Brief History of the Salem Witch TrialsDamned Women: Sinners and Witches in Puritan New EnglandWhy Do Witches Ride Brooms? (NSFW)Caliban and the Witch: Women, the Body and Primitive Accumulation Drawing Down the Moon : Witches, Druids, Goddess-Worshippers, and Other Pagans in America TodayDaring to Be Bad: Radical Feminism in America Cultural Appropriation in Contemporary Neopaganism and WitchcraftPerceptions of New Orleans Voodoo: Sin, Fraud, Entertainment, and ReligionNew Age and Neopagan Religions in America Fantasies of Gender and the Witch in Feminist Theory and LiteratureWitchcraft for Sale! Commodity vs. Community in the Neopagan Movement Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/31/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 10 seconds
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Eerie Episode: Vampires, Twihards, and The Gothic

The girlies venture into Vampire Lore™  in Part I of a series of Eerie Episodes. They explore the shocking disease that turned people into vampires, the impact of vampiric literature, how Stephanie Meyer bastardized Gothic traditions via Mormonism, and more! Digressions include a plug for our upcoming virtual live show, an earnest diary entry from a day-one Twihard, and advice for a binchie who can’t stop dating people who want them to suck their blood. Get tickets to our virtual Halloween live show here!SOURCES:Vampires: Real Origins, Legends, and StoriesThe Bloody Truth About VampiresBorn to the Purple: the Story of PorphyriaAttention, Predation, Counterintuition: Why Dracula Won’t Die by Mathias ClasenThe Weird and the Eerie by Mark Fisher(Un)safe Sex: Romancing the Vampire by Karen BacksteinTwilight’s Heteronormative Reversal of the Monstrous: Utopia and the Gothic Design by Kelly BudruweitMy Vampire Boyfriend: Postfeminism and “Perfect” Masculinity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/25/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 45 seconds
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Spiritual Materialism Is My Roman Empire

In the spirit of the Spirit Season, Eliza brings on religious scholar and bestie Kate Twomey to answer listener-submitted questions about spirituality, enlighten us about the existence of a non-binary Christian God, why some of you want to fuck nuns, and more! Plus, a forward to briefly discuss the Israel-Gaza war. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia!Tickets for our virtual live show, Binchtopia: A Spooky Halloween Spectacular! can be found here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/18/20231 hour, 24 minutes, 4 seconds
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What Is He Doing With the Butter...?

The girlies dive back into the treasure trove that is Reddit, where people complain about a seagull stealing cigarettes, a cat that shouldn’t be taxidermied, a disturbing butter mystery, and so much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/11/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 10 seconds
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I Got Too Silly

The girlies are in for a nostalgic episode, exploring two of the most puzzling crazes of the 2000’s — Dance Dance Revolution and SillyBandz. Digressions include an entire intro dedicated to telling landlords to GET A REAL JOB!!!!! Plus, the first ever mobile Binchtopia academy for youths. SOURCES:Are We Human, or Are We Dancer? The Legacy of ‘Dance Dance Revolution,’ 20 Years Later‘Dance Dance Revolution’ Movie In Works At Stampede; Company Ups Cara Fano To Director Of DevelopmentMachine Dance as Fitness and SportEvolving Relationship between Humans and MachinesAn Interview With Poet Cathy Park HongThe Last Two Dance Dance Revolution Machines in ManhattanSilly Bandz, the Bracelets That Spring Off ShelvesThe History & Phenomenon of SillybandzSilly Bandz BannedSilly Bandz DangerAmerican Fads: Silly BandzChildren’s Peer CulturesSilly Bandz and the Currency of Information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/4/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 17 seconds
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Fatshamed At the 9/11 Tribute Rager

The girlies finally give the people what they’ve been begging for — an episode on fraternities and sororities. They investigate the fake Greek roots of the American phenomenon, the cost of sorority rush (both spiritual and financial), the dangers of Greek Life, and so much more. Digressions include a wealth of mailbox moments about your own cursed sorority experiences. We no longer host ads on Binchtopia thanks to the support of our patrons. To help make Binchtopia possible and to get access to bonus, mediasodes, zoom hangouts, and a community of binchies, head over to patreon.com/binchtopia.SOURCES:How American Sororities Got Their StartThe American FraternityThe Divine Nine: The history and impact of Black Greek letter organizationsA Brief History of Jewish Greek Life‘I went through it so you should too’: Why Greek Life hazing won’t die10 Sorority Hazing Horror StoriesI Let 3 Sorority Rush Consultants Read My Life for FilthParents pay me $3,500 to help their daughters get into a sorority.It’s All Greek to MeHow Does Sorority Recruitment Work?College Students Keep Dying Because of Fraternity Hazing. Why Is It So Hard to Stop?Students accused of sexual misconduct say Title IX isn't working — and victims agreeThe Hunting Ground: the failures of a new documentary about rape on college campuses.Sexual Victimization Among Sorority Women by Amanda HinkelBama Rush TikTok Is Exposing the Wild Money Behind College Greek Life Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/27/20231 hour, 32 minutes, 28 seconds
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Adderall Made Me an Atheist (w/ Hannah Einbinder)

The girlies welcome a special guest — comedian, Emmy nominated actress, and patreonite Hannah Einbinder! The girlies talk Judaism, why comics lack emotional fortitude, one of the most iconic shitting-in-public stories we've ever heard, updates from the SAG strike, and more! Plus, she weighs in on some of your mailbox moments. We no longer host ads on Binchtopia thanks to the support of our patrons. To help make Binchtopia possible and to get access to bonus episodes, mediasodes, zoom hangouts, and a community of binchies, head over to patreon.com/binchtopia.See Hannah on tour! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/20/20231 hour, 35 minutes, 31 seconds
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With the Band

In the second part of their rockstar saga, the girlies discuss the unsung heroes of rock’s orbit — the Black musicians of Soul, the groupies who surrounded the stars, and the grrrls who refused to stand for the bullshit. Digressions include the funeral of unenthusiastic Binchtopia ad reads, not falling for the misogynistic hate campaign against Sophie Turner, and some mailbox moments that seem to be straight out of r/ambien.SOURCES:Indexing of Musical Genres: An Epistemological Perspective by Knut Tore AbrahamsenJust Around Midnight: Rock and Roll and the Racial Imagination by Jack HamiltonThe ‘whitewashing’ of Black music: A dark chapter in rock history by Chris JancelewiczPop Stars Aren’t Popping Like They Used To – Do Labels Have a Plan? By Elias LeightWhy Aren’t More Popstars Being Born? By Chris EggertsenA Very Black History of Punk MusicRiot Grrrl: Revolutions from within by Jessica Rosenberg and Gitana GarofaloRiot Grrrl ManifestoI’m with the Band: Confessions of a Groupie'I wouldn’t want this for anybody’s daughter': will #MeToo kill off the rock'n'roll groupie? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/13/20231 hour, 39 minutes, 47 seconds
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Rock 'n' Roll Takes Its Toll

The girlies are back from sabbatical to discuss the psychos that tour even longer and harder than us — rockstars. They give you a brief rundown of rock as a genre, why it died in the 90's (according to Eliza and Gav), the property damage, animal abuse, and general tomfoolery of rock's greatest frontmen, and how touring damages your psyche. Digressions include Julia's review of The Rodeo, Eliza's fear that she's passing down generational trauma to her cat, and our ongoing beef with one listener's father. Support the podcast on Patreon to get access to bonus episodes, mediasodes, and monthly zoom hangs at patreon.com/binchtopia. Check out our merch at https://fanjoy.co/collections/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/6/20231 hour, 48 minutes, 51 seconds
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Wherever You Go, There You Are (unlocked from Patreon)

Eliza has on a very special guest, her 66-year-old pilates teacher, Eeda. Eeda reflects on being 10 years sober, her storied history with addiction and perfection, and why no movie about ballet ever gets it quite right.This episode has been unlocked from Patreon. If you'd like to listen to more bonus episodes, head over to www.patreon.com/binchtopia. We will be taking a break from the main feed for the rest of the month, but will still be uploading regularly on Patreon. See you in September! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/16/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 11 seconds
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Dishonorably Discharged From The IDGAF War

The girlies are on the road and bring back a classic chatty episode from the same hotel bed. They talk Taylor Swift's most diabolical tour yet, Julia getting psychically assaulted in DC, what really constitutes a war crime, and more! Support the podcast on Patreon here. Check out our merch here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/9/20231 hour, 1 minute, 46 seconds
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Barbietopia

The girlies review the movie that’s taken over our zeitgeist and turned everything pink — BARBIE 💕👱🏻‍♀️With help from film critic and Barbie movie expert Zoë Rose Bryant, they explore whether or not a two-hour toy commercial can be feminist, whether or not we need it to be, and most importantly... BEAUTIFUL gowns. Digressions include manosphere nightmares, putting on our tinfoil hats to talk about The Aliens, and one listener’s helpful expertise in maritime law. Follow Zoë on Twitter and Letterboxd. Click here to come see us live! Check out our merch here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/2/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 26 seconds
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Camp Cool, Not School Cool

Julia is joined by Binchtopia favorite, her dad Gav, for a wide-ranging conversation about all things summer camp! They discuss the origins of summer camp in America, the extremely specific Jewish sleepaway camp experience, and why people still covet the 1970s summer camp aesthetic. Digressions include the new QAnon blockbuster, some father-daughter creative projects, and getting traumatized by Passover cosplay.SOURCES:Summer Camp Has Always Been About Escaping Modern LifeThis Land Is Your Land: Native minstrelsy and the American summer camp movementClick here for tickets to our shows!Click here for our merch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/26/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 44 seconds
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Asking the Dumb Questions

The girlies get down to business and confront the questions society is too scared to ask: are mosquitoes tiny terrorists? Should I be getting preventative rabies shots? WHAT IS GLASS?? And so, so much more. This episode involves minimal reseach, maximum questioning, and radically accepting our ignorance. Digressions include medical mystery corner, the unending mystique of The Ocean, and an unanswered query about the relationship between two Godly Wives. Click here for tickets to our shows!Click here for our merch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/19/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Manosphere

The girlies take a trip into The Manosphere — the community of internet men who think that feminism is ruining the world and can’t stop podcasting about it. They talk Rush Limbaugh, Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and more! Fun! Digressions include a ride on the toxic gossip train, an unfortunate return of public free-bleeding, and a Spanish teacher who posted hole on main. Find the video version of this episode, along with over 50 bonus episodes, here. Buy our merch here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/12/20231 hour, 26 minutes, 58 seconds
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Napoleon's Complex Situationship

The girlies recount the history of humanity's most romantic creation — the love letter — and its contemporary counterpart, the sext. They talk James Joyce’s fart fetish, what revenge porn looked like in the 70’s, and why the American public waged war on teen sexting in the 2000’s. Digressions include raising awareness about The Great Vyvanse Shortage of 2023, a lament about the failure of American language education, and one listener’s poet boyfriend from hell.SOURCES:What history’s love letters revealFamous Love Letters Throughout History A Brief History of Love LettersLove letters in Shakespeare: As You Like It, Hamlet, and The Two Gentlemen of VeronaNapoleon’s Love Letters to JosephineOscar Wilde’s Stirring Love Letters to Lord Alfred “Bosie” DouglasA Thing That Wants VirginiaForbidden love: The WW2 letters between two menA Brief History of Erotic PhotographyA Brief, Dirty History of SextingThe Self-Porning of American YouthHow Reggie Brown Invented SnapchatPlus... Eliza getting cyberbullied on main   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/5/20231 hour, 23 minutes, 22 seconds
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Evil Gays Get RESULTS

The girlies celebrate pride month by conversing about their favorite evil gays — Ellen Degeneres and George Santos. Digressions include the SHEIN propaganda trip for influencers, a Hilaria update, and a hilarious misunderstanding about one listener’s horse-related mailbox moment. Support the podcast on Patreon here. Find tickets for our live shows here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/28/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 45 seconds
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Hooves Up!

The girlies investigate a beloved middle school archetype — the horse girl. They explain the history of The American Horse™️, the women who protected them from extinction, and why love stories between girls and horses are so much more empowering than the heteronormative scripts we were given as children. Digressions include Twitter’s true crime brain rot, Julia’s recap of The Idol, and whether or not Eliza would be a good candidate for equine therapy. Find the video version of this episode at patreon.com/binchtopiaSOURCES:New Research Rewrites the History of American HorsesHow Sky Dogs (the horse) were createdHealing With the Power Of Horses; Therapists Use Riding To Help Treat DisabilitiesHorses Can Read Human Facial ExpressionsGirls and Horses: A Sex Difference in AttachmentsStrong, Active Women: (Re)doing rural femininity through equestrian sport and leisureThe Fantasy Embeddedness of Girls’ Horse DrawingsWhy Are Horse Girls Always Trending?What Are Horse Girls and Why Does Everyone Hate Them?Carmen Maria Machado On Her Complicated Young Relationship With HorsesHorse Crazy: Girls and the Lives of Horses by Jean O’Malley Halley Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/21/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 24 seconds
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Getting Schooled

The girlies explore the history of an increasingly popular trend for American parents: homeschooling. They cover the history of public education, why homeschooling appeals to outliers on both the political right and left, and beg the question: do you have autism or were you just homeschooled? Digressions include our sold-out tour and second shows, identifying a binchie based on our cult-like language alone, and nostalgia for the 7am fistfights taking place somewhere in a public school bathroom. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Find tickets to our live shows at linktr.ee/binchtopiaSOURCES:Martin Luther Was An Advocate For Education ReformPerfecting Childhood: Horace Mann and the Origins of Public Education in the United States Catharine Beecher and the Education of American Women Would Unschooling Actually Make My Kids Any Happier?Why Homeschooling HappenedHomeschooling Pioneer Susan Wise is Well-Versed in Controversy‘When You Get Into Unschooling, It’s Almost Like a Religion’‘A form of resistance’: More Black families are choosing to homeschool their children"Parental rights" started on the Christian fringe — now it's the GOP's winning issueHow Christian Nationalism Seeped Into Home Schooling Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/14/20231 hour, 40 minutes, 23 seconds
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Hope This Helps!

The girlies are back with another fan-favorite Reddit episode. They review a wide range of rich texts to make the critical judgment: who is the asshole here? Potential assholes include someone who stood up at a Beyoncé concert, a man who gave his wife a parenting performance review, and a kid who's obsessed with ruining some guy's lawn. Digressions include an East Coast tour announcement, Eliza's recent loss, and the hip-to-waist ratio on medical mannequins. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/7/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 6 seconds
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Heiresses Gone Wild

The girlies recount the fascinating stories of two famous heiresses — Isabella Stewart Gardner and Patty Hearst. They discuss their tumultuous lives, their complicated legacies, and what happens when white women have an existential crisis. Digressions include a four minute segment about our tits, tradwives stealing valor, and which Instagram accounts you can’t check if you’re ovulating. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/31/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 35 seconds
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Valley of the Sex Dolls

The girlies contend with the complex history of man’s most baffling creation — the sex doll. They unpack the contested history of sailors circle-jerking into homemade wenches, what hyper-realistic silicone dolls are doing to our contemporary beauty standards, and ask an important question: is every man who has ever owned one a sexist pig or are we all Puritans for thinking so? Plus, a discussion about a man, his sex doll wife, and the Instagram account that started it all. Digressions include the most horrific photo that’s ever graced the Binchtopia inbox, the prison break of Eliza’s cats, and an exciting announcement from Julia. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopiaSOURCES:A (Straight, Male) History of Sex DollsSex Dolls at SeaGuest Lecture by Dr. Bo Ruberg - Imagined Histories of Sexual TechnologiesThe Modern Sex-Doll Owner: A Descriptive AnalysisExploring the Psychological Characteristics and Risk-related Cognitions of Individuals Who Own Sex DollsGendered Synthetic Love: Real Dolls and the Construction of IntimacySex Doll Ownership: An Agenda for ResearchReal Dolls (article)Real Dolls websiteDominance and Affection: The Making of PetsTechnofetishism and the Uncanny Desires of A.S.F.R. (alt.sex.fetish.robots)A Cyborg Manifesto Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/24/20231 hour, 52 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Second Arrow

Julia reflects on The Weight of It All one year later with musician and breakup bestie Georgia Greene. Plus, we made you a breakup playlist. xoxoCheck out Georgia's band Trousdale here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/17/20231 hour, 53 minutes, 33 seconds
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A Writers' Room of One's Own

The girlies break down the complexities of the current writers' strike. With help from film professor Miranda Banks (also known as Julia’s aunt), they delve into the history of the WGA and previous strikes, the alter ego of “W. Hermanos,” and how technology continuously changes the landscape for writers. Plus, we answer the questions you submitted about the strike! Digressions include a mailbox moment titled “BOYFRIEND WANTS TO FUCK HIS DOG???”, the real purpose of The Academy, and Eliza’s 100-year-old piano. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/10/20231 hour, 27 minutes, 1 second
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Heartwarming! America Doesn't Care If You Live or Die!

The girlies tackle the long history and contemporary policy that makes up the American healthcare system. They explain why millions go bankrupt from medical debt, detail the modern process of thotting out your traumas for GoFundMe pennies, and unpack why it doesn’t have to be this way. Digressions include a listener’s glowing testimony for Glossier foundation and how losing your right hand is nepotism, actually. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Binchtopia has donated $5,000 towards relieving medical debt though RIP Medical Debt. Check out their organization and make your own donation here!SOURCES:The History of Healthcare Quality: The First 100 Years 1860–1960 Ironies of Success: A New History of the American Health Care "System"Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise: How Corporate Power Shaped the Affordable Care ActThe History and Future of Neoliberal Health ReformHistory of Health Insurance in the United StatesFrom Widow to “Welfare Queen”: Welfare and the Politics of RaceWhat Changes Have Been Made to the ACA Under the Trump Administration?Health Plans No Longer Have to Cover All Preventive Care at No Cost. Here’s What to Know.GoFundMe as Health Insurance: Why So Many Americans Turn to Crowdfunding for Medical CareAmericans’ Medical Debts Are Bigger Than Was Known, Totaling $140 Billion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/3/20231 hour, 39 minutes, 40 seconds
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Into the Furry-Verse

The girlies unpack the history and ontology of the internet’s most misunderstood subculture: furries! Digressions include the horrors of the average Nordstrom dressing room, a mailbox moment entitled “In My Aria Montgomery Era,” and a very special welcome to Binchtopia to our first beautiful Binchie baby. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopiaSources:Furry Cartography: Performing Species by Marla CarlsonOn having a furry soul: transpecies identity and ontological indeterminacy in Otherkin subcultures by Jay Johnston  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/26/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 57 seconds
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I Don't Want to Go to Gay Heaven

The girlies have an enlightening chat about religious trauma, queerness, and calling men “buddy” in the bedroom with Dr. Dontá Morrison. Digressions include a tale of leprosy cosplay, more haunting Eastern European folklore for children, and the Anne Hathaway Effect. Support the podcast at patreon.com/binchtopia.Find Dr. Morrison on Instagram at @donta_morrison, and check out his website. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/12/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 16 seconds
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Good Luck Booking That Holy Land You Speak Of

The girlies do another culture swap to explain the origins of two springtime holidays — Eliza tells the story of Passover, and Julia tells the story of Easter. Digressions include our dream cars (although Julia does not dream of cars), Eliza's annual move, and some very important homework for frat pledges. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/5/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Binchtopia Centennial

The girlies celebrate their 100th episode by answering 100 listener-submitted questions. Digressions include Eliza’s near brush with death, Donald Trump’s new single, and did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean boulevard..????? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/29/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 6 seconds
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Stop Cop City

The girlies explain the movement to Defend the Forest and #StopCopCity in Atlanta and connect it to a broader conversation about the history of civil disobedience in America. Digressions include a recap of our slayful clothing sale, reminiscing about seeing Taylor Swift live in the 2010’s when the tickets were cheaper, and a big congratulations to a binchie for finishing her chemo treatment.SOURCES:Civil Disobedience On A Moral Right to Civil Disobedience by James Lefkowitz As Public Opposition Grows, Atlanta Police Attempt To Begin Work On Cop City, Protestors Occupy Trees Autopsy reveals anti-'Cop City' activist's hands were raised when shot and killed Defend the Atlanta Forest Media Kit Defend the Atlanta Forest FAQ (click here to find info about how to help)What Is ‘Cop City’? The Atlanta Police Center Protests, ExplainedAppalachian Pipeline Blockade Ends With Arrests After 932 Days Police murder protestor in Atlanta Forest Authorities in Georgia have charged 23 people with domestic terrorism How The USA Patriot At Redefines "Domestic Terrorism" Occupy Wall Street: A protest timeline Key Moments In The Dakota Access Pipeline Fight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/22/20231 hour, 21 minutes, 52 seconds
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Schrödinger's Furby

The ladies time travel to the 90’s to discuss the world’s first simulated pets — the Tamagotchi and the Furby — and what lessons they have to teach us about our digital selves online. Digressions include a very “low brow” intro, a Binchtopia spit-take meet-cute, and the discovery that we might be your Tamagotchis. SOURCES:Love It, Feed It, Mourn ItVirtual Pets Are Back and Why We Need Them Most NowLove In The Time of TamagotchiTaken By the Tamagotchi: How a Toy Changed the Perspective on Mobile TechnologyPUBLIC LIVES; Far From the Pleading Crowd: Furby's DadCoded for Cuteness: How the Furby Conquered Hearts and MindsHow to Turn Your Furby Evil by WikiHowA Dark Furby Theory May Reveal Them as Flesh-Devouring PredatorsWhat Happens When Your Furby Becomes EvilInto the Furby-Verse: The Narrative Production of Electronic Companions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/15/20231 hour, 22 minutes, 20 seconds
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If You Give a Cat a Spin Cycle...

The girlies open up their treasure trove of mailbox moments to cackle at more of your embarrassing stories. Digressions include Julia’s recap of Bravo's biggest scandal to date, Eliza’s tour life diary, and a revelation about the mysterious origins of a Godly Wife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/8/202357 minutes, 51 seconds
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Sexy Unique Episode

The girlies are joined by podcaststress supreme Lara Marie Schoenhals to discuss the cultural importance of reality tv and its storied history. Digressions include the trauma of eating at Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurants, the horror of forgetting to lock the airplane bathroom, and the importance of taking it to a place of 9/11.Listen to Lara's hilarious work on Sexy Unique Podcast and Too Niche? Follow Lara on IG @larzmarie and on TikTok @sexyuniquepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/1/20231 hour, 25 minutes, 34 seconds
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Glossing Over It

The girlies uncover the complicated history of the American nail salon — from the wave of Vietnamese immigration that kick-started the industry to the toxic chemicals and labor violations that lay below the surface. Digressions include a call for a REPUTABLE pet psychic, the deeply spiritual significance of Imodium, and our current Godly Wife name fixations. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. SOURCES:From 3200 B.C. to Today: The Fascinating History of Nail Polish Cutex Hooked Americans on Manicures Celluloid Dreams: The Marketing of Cutex in America, 1916-1935 Author(s): Kate FordeThe Making and Transnationalization of an Ethnic Niche: Vietnamese Manicurists by Eckstein and Nguyen Nail salon workers exposed to high levels of toxic chemicals, new study reveals Nail salon workers say proper ventilation can protect their reproductive healthPerfect Nails, Poisoned WorkersThe Price of Nice Nails Nail salon sweeps in New York reveal abuses and regulatory challenges How Black Women Pioneered Nail Art Manicuring Race, Gender, and Class: Service Interactions in New York City Korean-owned Nail Salons by Miliann Kang Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/22/20231 hour, 27 minutes, 39 seconds
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This Is Your Man? Look at the Screen.

The girlies answer love-related queries from the second annual Binchtopia Valentine Hotline. Queries include: how can I make my anti-capitalist boyfriend treat me like a princess on Valentine’s Day? Should I marry my boyfriend even though he’s in love with his roommate? How can I ensure that my ex wakes up every day in psychological pain? And more. Digressions include Eliza’s doomsday prep, MeganGK’s turn for the worse, and whether or not Peeps are an acceptable favorite candy. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopiaSee CharityWatch’s list of the best charities to donate to for earthquake relief in Turkey and Syria Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/14/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 22 seconds
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Real Ones Only

The girlies revive a classic Binchtopia format — talking about whatever they want. If you can make it through the intro about buying new pants and free-bleeding, you’re a real one. They review the most contentious etiquette rules from The Cut, check in on the Transformed Wife’s Husband, and discuss Armie Hammer's dispatch from the crypt to lament on why “cancelled” men can never shut the hell up! Digressions include the trend of deinfluencing and a shocking revelation about scurvy. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy tickets for our first live show in LA at https://www.squadup.com/events/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/8/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 48 seconds
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Performing the American Pastoral

The girlies explore homesteading. Starting from the Ballerina Farm TikTok that first piqued their interest, they delve into the long history of women’s work, examining the myth of Republican Motherhood and the idea that women have always loved to labor for free. They further investigate the spiritual sexism and “divine feminine” trope to understand why even left-wing women fall down the gender essentialist and trad-wife pipeline. Digressions include Eliza’s unfavorable acupuncture experience, letting men throw us into the air, and the realization that we need a third pair of pants. Stream friend of the pod DivaJ's music here. Sources:The Edenic Allure of Ballerina Farm The Age of Homespun: Objects and Stories in the Creation of An American MythModern Homesteading in America: Negotiating Religion, Nature, and Modernity The Crunchy-to-Alt-Right Pipeline Spiritual Misogyny is Flourishing on TikTok  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/1/20231 hour, 19 minutes, 15 seconds
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Liberating the Almond Moms

The girlies unpack fatphobia and the history of fatness. They discuss the racist roots of modern-day body standards, how we can think about anti-fat bias through the lens of eating disorder recovery, and lament the failings of the American medical system (again). Digressions include very little because we are serious researchers and get straight to the point this time.Sources:Fearing the Black Body by Sabrina Strings What We Don't Talk About When We Talk About Fat by Aubrey Gordon "You Just Need to Lose Weight" by Aubrey Gordon Belly of the Beast by Da'Shaun L. Harrison Maintenance Phase  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/25/20231 hour, 22 minutes, 28 seconds
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Living Like It's 2003

The girlies reflect on life without social media and read some listener emails from binchies in arms who valiantly joined us in our challenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/18/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 56 seconds
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More Like Dumb Phone :(

The girlies ring in the new year by investigating what plagues us all - smartphone addiction. They look into the research surrounding smartphones and social media to answer the important questions: Why are they so addictive and what are they doing to our brains? What would Karl Marx say about digital social capital? And most importantly.. why aren’t the teens having sex like they used to? Plus, they reveal the first ever Binchtopia experiment. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia.Sources:Social Media Fact SheetPutting Your Phone Down May Help You Live LongerPhantom vibrations among undergraduates: Prevalence and associated psychological characteristicsHave Smartphones Destroyed a Generation?Panicking About Your Kids’ Phones? New Research Says Don’tTaking Away the Phones Won’t Solve Our Teenagers’ ProblemsSmartphone Addiction and Associated Health Outcomes in Adult Populations: A Systematic ReviewSocial Capital Online: Alienation and Accumulation by Kane X. Faucher (book)The Screenic Image: Between Verticality and Horizontality, Viewing and Touching, Displaying and Playing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/11/20231 hour, 31 minutes, 53 seconds
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Can I Speak To the Manger?

In the final episode of the year, the girlies enter new territory — Julia shares what she learned about the origins of Christmas and Eliza attempts to goysplain Hanukkah. Digressions include a hostile mohnkey run-in, Elon’s mommy logging on to jump to his defense, and Julia finally falling victim to covid. If you'll miss us on our two week break, you can find more than 50 bonus episodes on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/21/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 10 seconds
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Get Your Fucking Ass Up and Pod

The girlies review the most notable pop culture happenings from our cursed year 2022. Ranging from West Elm Caleb to HRH collection’s parking lot wedding to Queen Elizabeth’s death and subsequent reincarnation, we really cover it all. Plus, a special category for the most insane Twitter discourse we saw this year. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/14/20221 hour, 18 minutes, 56 seconds
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Committing to the Bit

The girlies discuss the politics of involuntary commitment in light of a recent New York City law. With special guest and disability activist Stef Kaufman, they get into the nuances of the harmful correlation between homelessness, mental illness and crime, and discuss ways to organize towards a better future.Read some of Stef's work below:Visions for a Liberated Anti-Carceral Crisis ResponseWe Don’t Need Cops to Become Social Workers: We Need Peer Support + Community Response Networks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/7/20221 hour, 27 minutes, 15 seconds
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Raising Awareness About Awareness

The girlies check in with the culture and put their investigative journalism skills to work. Is the Balenciaga PR crisis giving child exploitation or Satanic panic? Should we be concerned that Call of Duty is a confirmed government psyop? And most importantly, why isn’t anyone RAISING AWARENESS??? Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopiaArticles referenced:Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and the Reality of ImperfectionCall of Duty Is A Government Psyop: These Documents Prove itMarvel's Shady Relationship With the Pentagon and the U.S. Military Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/30/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 59 seconds
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Evicted From Kitty City

The girlies are back to explore the depths of Reddit and find out what’s going on in the darkest corners of the internet. Philosophical topics include the ethics of making your Thanksgiving guests pay for dinner, the questionable choice to name your baby Renesmee, the quandary of whether or not to replace your girlfriend’s asshole cat, and more. Programming note: This episode was recorded ahead of the Club Q tragedy in Colorado Springs. We are heartbroken by this event and will be putting forth a donation to the Colorado Healing Fund. If you have the means, please consider making a donation to those affected either through the Colorado Healing Fund, or through the verified GoFundMe which can be found at this link. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/23/20221 hour, 31 minutes, 53 seconds
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Drunk Herstory: Historical Catastrophes *UNLOCKED FROM PATREON*

The girlies get crunk and tell you about the biggest flops of the 20th century - the 1904 Olympics and the Great Molasses Flood of 1919. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/16/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 37 seconds
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SHEINvestigation

In this episode, the girlies investigate the fashion giant Shein and explore ideas of ethical labor, sustainability, and trend cycles. Digressions include the trauma of middle school gym class, Julia’s beef with the Cannes Film Festival winners, and Eliza’s close run-in with the authorities. Sources:The People’s Republic of SheinCan I Buy Fast Fashion and Not Feel Guilty?Shein Is Even Worse Than You Thought Toiling Away for SheinFast, Cheap, and Out of Control: Inside Shein’s Sudden RiseExperts warn of high levels of chemicals in clothes by some fast-fashion retailers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/9/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 18 seconds
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Keeping Up With the Antisemitism

The girlies discuss Kanye’s unfortunate foray into antisemitism and the history of Jew-hatred with a returning beloved guest #GavOnThePod. Digressions include Julia’s run-in with the Try Guys, Eliza’s philosophical defense of lying for the bit, and the bone that Gav has to pick with the podcast’s outro theme music. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/2/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 35 seconds
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A Spooking Today

In a special spooky Halloween episode, the girlies discuss the origins of Hallows’ Eve — from its Celtic roots to the moral panic about poisoned candy that still exists today. Plus… a discussion of our most iconic costumes and a Halloween soundscape Julia created while high.SOURCES:Halloween in America: Contemporary Customs and PerformancesThose Treats May Be Tricks (NYT)The Razor Blade In the Apple: The Social Construction of Urban LegendsCyanide-laced Tylenol kills sevenThe Truth About Rainbow Fentanyl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/26/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 42 seconds
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Say Yes To the Debt

The girlies walk you down the aisle through the history of American weddings — everything from the origins of the white dress to the deranged people who still decide to get married on plantations. Digressions include tomato soup activism, Ye’s antisemitic turn for the worst, and a DJ tag that couldn’t have dropped at a worse time. Support the podcast on patreon at patreon.com/binchtopiaSOURCES:A Natural History of the Wedding DressThe Wedding Complex: Forms of Belonging in Modern American CultureThe Radical Idea Of Marrying For LoveI Thee Dread (chapter in Trick Mirror by Jia Tolentino)Despite Everything, People Still Have Weddings at Plantation Sites Tacky Trips Down the Aisle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/19/20221 hour, 30 minutes, 46 seconds
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Glowing on the Job

The Girlboss Summit returns to discuss some of the women who we have to thank for our labor rights today - Dolores Huerta and The Radium Girls. Digressions include a baby Ilaria update, the debatable use of Uggs as snow boots, and how we saved the day on one listener's wedding. Click here to learn how to help Iranian protestors. Support the podcast at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/12/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 49 seconds
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Womb Service

The girlies talk surrogacy - from its Biblical roots to the sticky legal and ethical realities of today. Digressions include a warm welcome to baby Ilaria Baldwin, why the Polish army trained a bear for war, and how one listener solved Eliza’s mystery head dent. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/5/20221 hour, 20 minutes, 46 seconds
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Too Pious to Pipe

The girlies dedicate an entire episode to reading submissions of your most embarrassing moments. Digressions include the coquette teens selling indulgences on Depop, what the bad bitches wear to synagogue, and why famous men keep cheating on their model wives. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/28/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 49 seconds
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Deploying the Barbz

The girlies talk stan culture and come for all your faves. From the Directioners of the mid-2010s to Nicki Minaj's digital paramilitary, fandom has pushed the bounds of internet friendship, devotion, and doxxing. Digressions include a brief review of Jennette McCurdy's memoir, why Eliza would be a great candidate for a gambling addiction, and the question...does anyone still wear their retainer? Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/21/20221 hour, 21 minutes, 38 seconds
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Swiping Right Into Hell

The girlies investigate the 21st century travesty known as dating apps to answer important questions - Is creating a dating profile akin to selling yourself at the meat market? Do apps mitigate the uncertainty of meeting someone IRL? Is Tinder just Grindr for straight people? Digressions include Julia’s visit to a mystic energy healer, the death of the Queen and #herimpact, and one listener’s scientific study proving that men will overlook all obstacles in order to smash. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/14/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 17 seconds
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It's Not You, It's My Attachment Issues

The girlies unpack attachment styles. They review Mary Ainsworth’s original research on attachment, how we can view attachment theory through the idea of a multiplicitous mind, and talk about the many babies who were traumatized for the sake of science. Digressions include two iconic celeb sightings, Dr. Marten’s checkered past, and what happens when you play Binchtopia over the frat house aux. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/7/20221 hour, 34 minutes, 51 seconds
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My Year of Shakespeare and Cancellation

The girlies are back and attempting to catch up with the culture after their summer vacation. They discuss the Problematic Authors list, Gabbie Hanna and the failure of the “mental health umbrella,” why Bama rush and Navy Seals training is basically the same thing, and so much more. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/31/20221 hour, 13 minutes
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Something Shifted...

It's the last day of school before summer break. The girlies are chatting about a puppet-mandatory wedding, Jeffree Star's right to lead yaks to the slaughter, and the secret to never getting a UTI again. Support the podcast on Patreon and find us during our summer vacay at patreon.com/binchtopia.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/10/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 28 seconds
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Gossip: Women's Original Sin

The girlies discuss the politics of gossip - how it serves us evolutionarily, how women used it as a feminist act of resistance, and why it’s commonly dismissed as surface-level shit talk. Digressions include some revelations about 9/11, whether or not it’s ethical to work remotely for Lockheed Martin, and Southern euphemisms for telling you to go fuck yourself. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/3/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 55 seconds
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Popping The Pill

The girlies talk birth control. They explain the historical origins of contraceptives, the science behind what the pill does to the body, and the political implications of the right to have sex without pregnancy. Digressions include Julia’s mystery illness, Eliza’s spiritual experience at The Chicks concert, and the possibility that a listener’s cat has been reincarnated. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/27/20221 hour, 26 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Death Cult of the NFL

The girlies unpack the NFL’s controversial secret - CTE. They investigate why it happens, what is (and isn’t) being done about it, and deconstruct the sports culture that perpetuates male brain damage. Digressions include Caroline Calloway’s apartment updates, the ultimate #BoyMom reality show, and the story of Eliza’s first and last drug test.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/13/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 43 seconds
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Mickey's Corporate Conglomerate Clubhouse

The girlies investigate the lore behind the biggest mouse-led corporate conglomerate of our time: the Walt Disney Company. Digressions include Eliza’s time with the plague, why The Cut is bravely un-cancelling shitty boyfriends, and one listener’s Disney Adult hostage situation. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy our sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/22/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 8 seconds
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Gay Son or Thot Daughter?

The girlies answer the tough questions: has Google created sentient AI? Can you romanticize your way out of a shitty job? How can you tell if the vibes are off? Digressions include everything. It's all digressions this week.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/15/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 42 seconds
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Trial by TikTok

The girlies review the evidence from the Depp-Heard trial, the verdict’s place in a post-#MeToo age, and the internet’s role in public trials. Digressions include America’s simultaneously evil and useless police force, mohnkey rights, and the debatable medical benefits of hot yoga. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/8/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Weight of It All

The girlies reflect on love, loss, and grief. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Get some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/25/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 6 seconds
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True Love Is A Restraining Order

The girlies tell the stories of two cults - the Twin Flame Cult and Heaven’s Gate. Digressions include journeys into softmaxxing, our Reddit haters, and Pete Buttigieg’s antisemetic thirst trap. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/18/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 55 seconds
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We Live In Hell

The girlies discuss the leaked Roe v. Wade draft with OBGYN and abortion expert Dr. Erika Levi. Digressions include our new generation of scammers, the Binchtopia commencement tours, and a delicious recipe for microplastic soup. Support the podcast at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/11/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 11 seconds
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Desert Exile *UNLOCKED FROM PATREON*

In an experimental bonus episode, Eliza has composed a narrative and accompanying score of her trip (both actual and psychedelic) to Joshua Tree. With returning and beloved guest star Kate Twomey, she guides you through the Indigenous history of the land, the whirlwind of emotions the desert evokes, and her passing reflections on what it means to be a human right now. For more bonus episodes, subscribe at patreon.com/binchtopia. To buy some sexy merch, visit propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/4/202247 minutes, 3 seconds
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Star Crossed Delusions

The girlies get cosmic this week and discuss astrology - from its ancient roots in Babylonian culture to the pop psychology phenomenon it is today. Digressions include health advice from Eliza’s antivax chiropractor, our favorite LA food spots, and Julia’s meet and greet with MGK and Megan Fox. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/27/20221 hour, 27 minutes, 24 seconds
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I'm Actually At Capacity Right Now

The girlies bring you a classic chatty episode exploring emotional labor, free speech, and that one cartoon sound effect that plays when someone slips on a banana. Even more digressions include: secret Mormon influencers, why Coachella sucks, and a follow up on a crucial mailbox moment. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/20/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 13 seconds
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Bloomingdale's Singles Club

The girlies discuss two iconic 80's fads — the water bed and frozen yogurt — to investigate why Americans were so horny and skinny back in the day. Digressions include Caroline Calloway's apartment from Hell, the unhinged safety presentations of our youth, and the psychic dream connection between Eliza and Harley.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/13/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 17 seconds
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Medication Nation

In this episode, the ladies tackle the controversial topic of psychopharmacology with expert help from writer P.E. Moskowitz. Digressions include the terror of the Australian Outback, the tantric power of magicians, and the mysterious nature of celebrity nannies. Check out P.E.'s website for links to their work at https://moskowitz.xyz/. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/6/20221 hour, 36 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Parenting Panopticon

In this episode, the ladies dissect modern day surveillance parenting by discussing the stranger danger panic of the 80's, the shady dealings of location tracking companies, and why some parents love to control their kids. Digressions include a Goodles update, the Burbank AMC comedium, and why Eliza thinks being left in a hot car as a child builds character. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Get some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/30/20221 hour, 38 minutes, 10 seconds
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Desert Exile *TEASER*

In an experimental bonus episode, Eliza has composed a narrative and accompanying score of her trip (both actual and psychedelic) to Joshua Tree. With returning and beloved guest star Kate Twomey, she guides you through the Indigenous history of the land, the whirlwind of emotions the desert evokes, and her passing reflections on what it means to be a human right now. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/28/20224 minutes, 32 seconds
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Feminism Is When Women Are Stupid

In this episode, the ladies walk you through Binchtopia’s first cancellation by breaking down the male gaze and new-age internet feminist movements. Digressions include a girlboss gynecologist, the best fake story in Tumblr history, and why bimboism is not great, actually. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/23/20221 hour, 33 minutes, 7 seconds
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Absentee Fathering From Mars

The ladies check in with the culture and discuss the most haunting happenings of the past week — Grimes’ secret baby, career advice from Kim Kardashian, and more! Digressions include a recap of Eliza’s belligerent night at The Abbey, why The Old Spaghetti Factory should be condemned, and the names of our most gorgine babysitters. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/16/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 19 seconds
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Everything Happens So Much

The ladies consult Gav (resident historian and Julia's dad) to explain the crisis in Ukraine. Digressions include the best place to get roofied in LA, Callista Gingrich's FaceTune crimes, and whether or not we would get swindled by the Tinder Swindler. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/9/20221 hour, 34 minutes, 1 second
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It's Not Gay to F*ck Your Friends (w/ Jasmin Savoy)

In this episode, the ladies talk with Yellowjackets actress Jasmin Savoy about fan theories, method acting, survival jobs, being gay, probably having ADHD, and more! Jasmin also weighs in on some of your mailbox moments! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/2/20221 hour, 28 minutes, 23 seconds
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Binchtopia Goes Red Scare *TEASER*

After a few drinks, the ladies answer some of your questions, resulting in an episode with the hottest takes per capita. We talk circumcision, threesomes, polyamory, male expanders, and more. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopia. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/26/20222 minutes, 9 seconds
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Girlboss Summit: BHM Edition

The ladies celebrate Black History Month by sharing the stories of two Black women who made history, E. Kitch Childs and Sister Rosetta Tharpe. They also share the stories of Black listeners from our community. Digressions include the war crime of uncut jahhhms, the beauty of a solo movie watching experience, and why white people should open their purses. This month, we're donating 10% of our Patreon earnings to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute. Subscribe at patreon.com/binchtopia. Find our merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/23/20221 hour, 24 minutes, 15 seconds
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Hopeful Vocal Fry (w/ Rayne Fisher-Quaan) *UNLOCKED FROM PATREON*

In this episode, Eliza is joined by activist, music journalist, and last redeeming TikTok creator Rayne Fisher-Quann. Together, they discuss Adrienne Maree Brown’s “We Will Not Cancel Us,” and move through a conversation about online activism, cancel culture, the “dirtbag left,” and the hopeful future of leftism. Find Rayne on substack at https://internetprincess.substack.com/?r=jcj1n. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Scoop up some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/16/20221 hour, 25 minutes, 32 seconds
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Going ✈️ America (w/ Mimi Li) *TEASER*

In this very special bonus episode, Julia’s college bestie Mimi joins the pod to talk about growing up in Shanghai, coming to America, practicing Buddhism, getting kicked out of bars for fighting men, the history of zombies in Hollywood, and more!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/12/20224 minutes
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Valentine Hotline

In a special episode, the ladies open a phone line to answer your love-related queries. Digressions include discussions of the Kimye custody wars, how Eliza got an NFT against her will, and why animals should live in our cities. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/9/20221 hour, 36 minutes, 39 seconds
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Freud Shrieking From the Grave

The ladies crack the twisted psychology of #BoyMoms, delving into Freudian psychology, the concept of enmeshment, and why we’re all a little fucked up by our parents. Digressions include The Antisemitic Point Of No Return, Sam Levinson’s crimes against humanity, and the Google search “damascus goat beautiful." Support the podcast at patreon.com/binchtopia. Check out our sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/2/20221 hour, 20 minutes, 34 seconds
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Hopeful Vocal Fry (w/ Rayne Fisher-Quann) *TEASER*

In this episode, Eliza is joined by activist, music journalist, and last redeeming TikTok creator Rayne Fisher-Quann. Together, they discuss Adrienne Marie Brown’s “We Will Not Cancel Us,” and move through a conversation about online activism, cancel culture, the “dirtbag left,” and the hopeful future of leftism. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/28/20223 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Yassification Crisis

The ladies break down the concept of gentrification, its historical legacy that explains the housing crisis today, and share your own stories about having lived through it. Digressions include Julia’s candle obsessions, the redemption of West Elm Caleb, and whether or not horseback riding is relaxing. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Check out our sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/26/20221 hour, 32 minutes, 39 seconds
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Doing Coke At Judd's (w/ our bfs) *TEASER*

The ladies kick off the first bonus episode of the year by welcoming their Film Bro Boyfriends to a discussion of Euphoria's season 2 premiere. Digressions include the scathing Vulture article about the author of "A Little Life," tales from our high school experiences, and how Lukas was poached by the Euphoria cast at a dive bar. Listen to the full episode here.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/24/20222 minutes, 46 seconds
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Sylvia Plath Plagiarized My Tumblr

The ladies chat about the Gun-Kelley newlyweds, why your boyfriends need to be in therapy and/or jail immediately, and review their 7th grade poems. Support the podcast on Patreon here. Buy some sexy merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/19/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Suck Session *TEASER*

In this episode, the ladies break down the Succession season finale and give their hot takes about the show and its characters. **spoilers for Succession are from 18:35-48:38** Digressions include the COVIDification of the entire world, why only rich people know how to skii, and a special Succession-themed round of FMK. Listen to the full episode here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/14/20222 minutes, 58 seconds
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Empaths Anonymous

The ladies explore the pop psychology phenomena of "empaths." They unpack the science behind empathy, why it might not always be used for good, and if it's true that some of us are plagued by horrendous vibes more than others. Digressions include a flop husband of the century, and Khloe Kardashian's public stoning via IG stories. Subscribe to the Patreon for bonus content here. Snag some sexy merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/12/20221 hour, 21 minutes, 48 seconds
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My Higher Self Has An Apple Watch

In the first episode of the year, the ladies tell you how to be "that girl," discussing Aristotelian ethics and the mind vacuum of TikTok along the way. Digressions include the best tweets of 2021, the biggest wave in the world, and a potential sponsorship that made us violently ill. For bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon here. Buy our merch here.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/5/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 26 seconds
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Re: Skunk Traps On the Property *TEASER*

In a chatty episode, the ladies make their official commentary on Showtime's Couple's Therapy, the Red Scare podcast, Ted Bundy (new and improved), and many of the other happenings in the cultural zeitgeist. This immersive episode is set in Eliza's deathtrap apartment with special guests Harley and Bug McLamb. Listen to the full episode here.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/18/20214 minutes, 24 seconds
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Nancy Reagan Throat GOATus

In this episode, the girlies review the most iconic pop culture events of 2021 including Demi Lovato’s froyo beef, Lorde’s sleeper album, Hilaria Baldwin's Latinx tease, and more. Subscribe to the Patreon here. Shop our merch here.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/15/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 47 seconds
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Binchiversary

The ladies celebrate the one year anniversary of Binchtopia by answering all of your burning questions. They reveal the origins of the podcast and their friendship, intel about their favorite episodes, and how the podcast has changed both of their little rat brains for the better. Thank you for spending this year with us, and we can't wait to spend many, many more with you! Subscribe to our patreon here. Buy our merch here.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/8/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 14 seconds
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WTF was #Kony2012?

In this episode, the ladies dive into the fever dream that was #Kony2012. They discuss the documentary, its cultural impact, and the glaring flaws of both the film and its creator. Digressions include Julia’s review of House of Guncci, the yassification of Eliza’s veterinarian, and a good healthy dose of CBT slander.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/1/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 6 seconds
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Gav's History Hour *TEASER*

In this episode, Gav, Julia's Dad, joins the podcast to answer your history questions. The conversation ranges from "was colonialism because of spices?" to "would Napoleon have been such a menace if he wasn't a short king?" Plus, the hilarious history gaffes Gav's students have made in their papers over the years. Listen to the full episode hereAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/28/20211 minute, 47 seconds
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It's Giving Thanks

In a return to the old Binchtopia days, the ladies have a little old fashioned chat. Topics include the horrific city planning of Los Angeles, our strange presence in your dreams, and Eliza’s recent near death experience. Subscribe to our patreon here. Buy our merch here.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/24/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 24 seconds
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This Episode is BPA Free

In this episode, the ladies dive into the world of clean beauty and examine whether or not we can ever escape "toxic" chemicals. Digressions include advice for cheapskate richie boyfriends, Taylor Swift's not-so-new album drop, and Eliza's shameful trip to Brandy Melville. Support the podcast on Patreon here. Buy Binchtopia merch here.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/17/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 11 seconds
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Ben Franklin off the Percs

In this episode, the ladies discuss the complicated history and devastating present of the opioid crisis. Digressions include discussion of Chris Pratt’s jail-worthy wife posts, the Astroworld tragedy, and why the founding fathers should have never been trusted to write legally binding documents. Support the podcast on patreon here. Buy Binchtopia merch here.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/10/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Whorigin Story

In this episode, the ladies investigate the history of casual sex and hookup culture. Digressions include the questionable ethics of the Mii plaza, the atrocities of Lamb (2021), and more of your hilarious sex stories. Watch the video episode here. Buy our merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/3/20211 hour, 23 minutes, 23 seconds
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Ghostopia *TEASER*

To celebrate the spooky season, the ladies read some of your ghost stories and tell a few of their own. Digressions include why animals should never be made to talk in movies, nepotism hires, and our favorite costumes from Halloween's past. Listen to the full episode here.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/30/20213 minutes, 20 seconds
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Drunk Witchstory *UNLOCKED*

UNLOCKED FROM PATREON. To celebrate 666 patrons, the ladies get tipsy and tell the tales of two historical witches, Catherine Deshayes and Ursula Shipton, in front of a live studio audience. Subscribe to the patreon here. Shop our merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/27/202158 minutes, 7 seconds
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Rise Up Marxxinistas

In this episode, the ladies break down the recent wave of strikes through a Marxist lens. Digressions include a discussion of the psychic terror of the DMV, if an anxious/avoidant relationship can ever work, and the potential that we might be sued by Goop. Support us on Patreon here and shop our merch hereAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/20/20211 hour, 28 minutes, 59 seconds
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Drunk Fairytales *TEASER*

In perhaps the most chaotic drunk episode ever published to the Binchtopia catalogue, the ladies recount some original Grimm fairytales for your listening pleasure. Content warning for heinous accent attempts, sporadic, off-key karaoke breaks, and a hasty ending once the realization hits that we're simply too drunk to finish appropriately. Listen to the full episode here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/19/20213 minutes, 20 seconds
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Suffering Lesbianly

In a special episode, the ladies go through their mailbox and respond to some listener write-ins. Digressions include why vegans need a better PR team, our recent Netflix obsessions, and our formal petition to take influencer moms to the Supreme Court.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/13/20211 hour, 24 minutes, 23 seconds
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Crazy GF Keeps Requesting That I Shower *TEASER*

The ladies dive into the r/relationships subreddit to respond to husbands who refuse to go to the doctor, people who try to fuck their roommate’s boyfriend, and girlfriends who, unfortunately, chew like a cement mixer. For the full episode, other bonus episodes, reading lists, and more, visit patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/12/20215 minutes, 9 seconds
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Much to Ink About

In this episode, the ladies dissect the history of tattoos and the many meanings they take on in different social and cultural settings. Digressions include a review of the award-winning girlboss car sex film Titané, a cult leader reaching new heights of hair bravery, and an extended mailbox moment for your funny and traumatizing tattoo stories. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/6/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 57 seconds
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STEMstresses

The Girlboss Summit returns to feature two legendary women in STEM: Wendy Carlos and Hedy Lamarr. Digressions include Trader Joes’ new Fall items, our current TV obsessions, and advice on how to deal with a breakup you know is coming. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/29/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 39 seconds
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America's Next Top Chaste Young Virgin

In this episode, the ladies break down the history and social purpose of beauty pageants in the US. Digressions include discussion of Julia’s tooth BBL, the trauma of the Macy’s dress section, and the many crimes against humanity committed by Toddlers & TiarasAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/22/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 35 seconds
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ASMR Gossip Hour *TEASER*

In this highly contested episode, the ladies whisper their way through the latest celebrity gossip, including John Mulaney’s divorce, the most maladjusted celebrity children, and Elon Musk’s killer cars. The full episode and other bonus content is available at patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/18/20212 minutes, 34 seconds
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TikTok Killed The Radio Star

In this episode, the ladies discuss the D’Amelio family’s depressing reality show, how TikTok rewards mediocrity, and why every random influencer has a singing career. Digressions include more male art discourse and a summary of the Disney princesses’ mental illnesses. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/15/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 21 seconds
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Abort Mission

In this episode, the ladies unpack the complex history of reproductive rights in the United States, talk historical abortion procedures, and break down what’s happening with reproductive rights and access today. Digressions include Eliza’s near death experience, the general public’s lack of plane etiquette, and why one listener thinks Binchtopia has basically the same effects as Xanax. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia. Texas resources: https://fundtexaschoice.org/, https://www.plancpills.org/, https://thebridgecollective.org/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/8/20211 hour, 24 minutes, 12 seconds
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Girlbossing Too Close to the Sun

In this episode, the ladies break down multi level marketing businesses, how they prey on the loneliness of women, and explain why they’re basically all cults. Digressions include why men need to stop overstaying their welcome, the rich cosplaying as poors, and a special birthday astrology reading for a listener. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/1/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 26 seconds
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Baseless Claims (w/ Allegra Chapman) *TEASER*

In this special bonus episode, Julia’s bestie Allegra joins to talk about the Gossip Girl reboot, basic things she doesn’t understand, and why we should all be making baseless claims. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/30/20213 minutes, 20 seconds
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Mommy's Little Miserable Existence

The ladies discuss the abject horrors of domestic life and explain why your moms are so sad all the time. Digressions include our gynecological updates, Joan Didion’s iconery, and the OnlyFans rebrand. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia Merch: propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/25/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 47 seconds
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Eliza's Existential Question Hour *TEASER*

In this special bonus episode, Eliza chats with her college bestie, religious scholar Kate Twomey, about spiritual materialism, psychedelics, the whitewashing of eastern religion, higher self alignment, and much more. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/13/20214 minutes, 54 seconds
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My Twin Won't Stop Posting Hole. *UNLOCKED*

In this unlocked Patreon bonus episode, the ladies use their genius, powerful minds to review some r/AmITheAsshole submissions. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/11/20211 hour, 29 seconds
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This Murder Was Sponsored By HelloFresh

In this episode (which is unfortunately not sponsored by HelloFresh) the ladies unpack our culture’s obsession with true crime. They explore why women love it, the ethical dilemmas associated, and how some of you freaks want to fuck the Columbine shooters. Plus, a surprise guest! Support us on Patreon patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy our merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/4/20211 hour, 19 minutes, 17 seconds
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My Twin Won't Stop Posting Hole. *TEASER*

In this episode, the ladies use their genius, powerful minds to review some r/AmITheAsshole submissions. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/4/202110 minutes, 39 seconds
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Panic! At the Gender Performance

In another theory episode, Julia breaks down Judith Butler’s concept of gender performance. Digressions include Harley’s rise to fame, BBL community updates, and Jeff Bezos’ unfortunate return from space.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/28/20211 hour, 11 minutes, 2 seconds
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Heterosexuality Is a Trauma Response

In a special episode, Eliza uses her incomplete Gender Studies degree to give a crash course on Adrienne Rich's theory of compulsory heterosexuality. Digressions include Julia's stint in the tuberculosis unit, why men are afraid to get their balls checked out, and how to let your female friends know you love them. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia. Honor Mat George's memory by donating to glsen.org or operationbreakthrough.org.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/21/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
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To All The Boys I've Banged Before *TEASER*

In an episode that could never not be paywalled for personal and professional reasons, the ladies rank their complete and chronological lists of sexual partners -- the good, the bad, and the Geminis. Find the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopia. Find merch at propfront.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/17/20212 minutes, 24 seconds
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My Close and Personal Friend, Beyoncé

In this episode, the ladies dissect celebrity culture and the concept of parasocial besties. Digressions include the horrors of pregnancy, why stalking was legal until the 90’s, and how Madison Beer saved our lives.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/14/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 11 seconds
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How to Pop Your Chrussy in a God Honoring Way

In this deep dive on Godly Wives, the ladies discuss the history of Godly wifehood, what it takes to be one, our contemporary Godly idols, and the tradwives' twisted relationship with history. Digressions include the movement to let Sha'Carri smoke weed, YoungLife trauma, and a merch reveal! Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopia. Bonus content including extra episodes, reading lists, and livestreams is available at patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/7/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 20 seconds
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Drunk Witchstory *TEASER*

To celebrate 666 patrons, the ladies get tipsy and tell the tales of two historical witches, Catherine Deshayes and Ursula Shipton, in front of a live studio audience. To hear the full episode along with other bonus episodes, reading lists, and more, go to patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/3/20212 minutes, 25 seconds
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I Can't Believe It's Not Bread!

In a round-up of cultural commentary, the ladies discuss the Bo Burnham special, Britney's testimony, the end of The Kardashian reign, and much more. Digressions include a look into Subway's unethical and inedible practices, Julia's beef with the Evangelicals, and why mommy vlog TikTok is canceling Eliza. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/30/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 27 seconds
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Flewed Out For Teen Torture

The ladies unpack the Troubled Teen Industry, from its hippie cult origins to the money laundering scheme it is today. Digressions include an explanation as to why both girlies are so hungover, our vocal fry haters, and how some of you need to parent better.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/23/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 56 seconds
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Juulspiracy

The ladies tackle the new-age nicotine epidemic with a discussion about the history of cigarettes, why Marlboro was #ForTheBoys, and how Juul made addiction cool again. Digressions include a review of Lorde's emotionally stable single, life updates from your mommies, and an enticing offer for anyone who can crack Eliza's cigarette habit.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/15/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 17 seconds
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All Tangents *TEASER*

Consider this episode an immersive experience. It's like you're sitting on our couch, a bong rip in (if you partake), listening to us gab about Jeff Bezos' space exploration, elementary school bullies, shoplifting tips, and everything in between. The full episode along with reading lists, newsletters, livestreams, and other bonus content is available at our Patreon, patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/15/20212 minutes, 18 seconds
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Binchtopia Says "Gay Rights!"

To kick off pride month, the ladies tell the stories of queer historical icons Felice Schragenheim, Lilly Wust, and Ralph Kerwineo. Digressions include a dip into the Kink At Pride Discourse, a Netflix-worthy mailbox moment, and some resources on where to put your coins this Pride month. Gay rights!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/9/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 48 seconds
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Alexis Ren Body Tutorial

The ladies discuss the history of eating disorders, the misconception of anorexia as "the white woman's disease," and the psychology behind pro-anorexia online spaces. Digressions include Brandy Melville's fatty-proof storefront, Kate Mossgate, and the burning question of whether or not Elijah Wood will wear wigs.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/2/20211 hour, 27 minutes, 30 seconds
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Patreon Loveline *TEASER*

The ladies take questions from the binchies about situationships, "intellectual" men, queer dating, and more for the first Patreon loveline. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/29/20212 minutes, 42 seconds
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Zarapocalypse

The ladies discuss the evolution of fast fashion and dissect the industry’s environmental and social impact. Digressions include some gynecology wisdom, House of Sunny’s reign of terror, and the return of cheugy discourse.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/26/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 19 seconds
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In My Old Hag Era

The ladies talk pedophilic beauty standards and grooming through the lens of Courtney Stodden's marriage, and dissect Susan Sontag's "The Double Standard of Aging." Digressions include the Mouseaccre, dads we wouldn't like to fuck, Leonardo DiCaprio's hatred of women over 24, and the benefits of being a spinster.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/19/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 42 seconds
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Incel Hell

The ladies take the red pill and delve into the history of Men's Rights Activism, Inceldom, and Pick-Up Artistry. Digressions include Valerie Solanis’ SCUM Manifesto, Kendall Jenner’s heartbreaking battle with anxiety, and Julia’s new arc as a Peloton influencer.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/11/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 7 seconds
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Pussy Riot: Why Men Hate Cats *TEASER*

The ladies welcome their new feline bestie and discuss the historical hatred of cats and its ties to sexism. Related and unrelated digressions include the Salem Witch Trials, shtetl life, anti-vaxxers, "cheugys" and Tiktok fatfishing. Full episode is available on patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/7/20213 minutes, 44 seconds
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Ted Bundy Was a Skims Baby

This week, the ladies got their little rat brains into a true crime/psychoanalysis crossover after watching the documentary "Crazy Not Insane." They discuss serial killers, dissociative identity disorder, Internal Family Systems therapy, and the unsettling Skims pop-up shop in The Grove. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/5/20211 hour, 17 minutes, 38 seconds
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Drunk Herstory: Traitor Peggy + Typhoid Mary *UNLOCKED*

*UNLOCKED FROM PATREON* In the first ever Drunk Herstory episode, Julia and Eliza tell the stories of two historical legendresses and #TheirImpact. Consider this an immersive experience, as the ladies get progressively more drunk as the episode continues.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/27/202159 minutes, 28 seconds
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The Simp-osium (w/ Michaela Okland)

In this super special episode, Julia talks with Twitter legendress Michaela Okland, creator of She Rates Dogs: The Podcast. The girlies discuss the phenomenon of simping (and the moral quandaries involved), online dating, and the male gaze. They also reflect on being famous internet man-haters, their people-pleasing behaviors, and whether or not Jesus was a short man.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/20/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 39 seconds
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Corporations Are People Too!

In this episode, the ladies explain how corporate advertising tricks your rat brain and advise you on how to break out of the matrix. Digressions include Khloe Kardashian’s most recent body reveal, the faults of the body positivity movement, and the mysterious joint a ghost left in our haunted apartment.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/14/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 13 seconds
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Drunk Herstory: Traitor Peggy and Typhoid Mary *TEASER*

In the first ever Drunk Herstory episode, Julia and Eliza tell the stories of two historical legendresses and #TheirImpact. Consider this an immersive experience, as the ladies get progressively more drunk as the episode continues. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/9/20212 minutes, 13 seconds
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The IV Leagues

The ladies discuss the sociological experiment that is American college, with digressions including Chet Hanks' white boy summer, our haunted apartment, and Eliza's college hangover from Hell/nonconsensual blood transfusionAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/7/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 58 seconds
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I Don't Have Shit To Say To Anyone

Pick me... choose me... love me... we've all known her & we've all been her! This episode, the ladies talk about "pick me" behavior, discuss the implications of the term, and read some listener submissions about your most flopulous times as a pick me. Digressions include reading Kaitlin Bennett's tradwife tweets, Julia's brief stint as a second amendment stan, and Eliza's fourth grade Clay Aiken cosplayAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/31/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 33 seconds
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Astral Projecting in Whole Foods

This week, the ladies discuss pop spirituality, twin flames, #manifesting, and the fourth dimension. Digressions include Eliza's nationwide Whole Foods ban and the consequences of having rancid vibes. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/23/202159 minutes, 38 seconds
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I Have To Be the Hottest Girl in the Ayahuasca Circle for Some Reason *TEASER*

In the third bonus episode, the ladies introduce our first ever guest, Kat Keene, for an EXTRA SPECIAL chat. Kat, certified Real Adult and fake big sister to Eliza, talks with us about her personal rejection of cultural scripts, romantic relationships, psychedelics, and tells the story of her first time taking Ayahuasca. Listen now on patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/22/20216 minutes, 33 seconds
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Cleopatra, Come to Brazil

This week, the girlies discuss Khloe Kardashian's new face, the ethics of plastic surgery, cyborgian aesthetics, bimbo feminism, and more! Also in this episode: an iconic phone cameo from Julia’s historian Father to discuss the smells of the 17th century and the power of Cleopatra’s nose.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/17/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
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It's Always Been March

In a COVID retrospective episode, the ladies review some historical and pop culture moments from our eternal March, and read some of your stories about how you got through it. Digressions include our dream blunt rotations, reading our quarantine diaries, and debating the existence of true good and evilAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/9/20211 hour, 11 minutes, 22 seconds
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Refried Therapy *TEASER*

In the second bonus episode, the girlies chat about some general life updates, Rosamund Pike's #girlboss return in I Care A Lot, and eventually jump straight into some trauma talk to regurgitate our favorite therapeutic advice. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopiaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/9/20212 minutes, 6 seconds
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First Annual Girlboss Summit

This week, the ladies talk girlboss feminism and present deep-dives on their favorite respective #Girlbosses, Anna Delvey and Nellie Bly. Digressions include the war on millennials and heinous male tiktok actors.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/3/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 57 seconds
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Gaslightning McQueen

In a bit of a heavy hitter, the girlies discuss FKA twigs’ Elle interview, the psychology of abusive relationships, why some people heal by joking about their trauma, our own experiences with relationship abuse, and read submissions of yours. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/24/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 30 seconds
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Oops!...I'm a Ward of the State *TEASER*

In the first bonus episode, the girlies discuss the documentary 'Framing Britney Spears, the accompanying #FreeBritney movement, other wronged female icons, the ethics of involuntary commitment, and personal anecdotes of trying to get loved ones into treatment. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/19/20213 minutes, 19 seconds
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Love is a Six Car Pileup: The Valentine's Day Special

The only thing better than a hallmark holiday that commercializes the only altruistic experience we have left is an extra long episode to bitch about it! The girlies discuss #FreeBritney, bell hooks, MORE rat psychology, attachment theory, and read some of your submissions about your worst v-day experiencesAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/15/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Self Care Industrial Complex

Nooo don't be depressed ur so valuable to the economy aha<3 this episode, the girlies discuss the monetization and misuse of "self care" in our capitalist hellscape, why pathologizing your probably normal feelings won't help, and what Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you can buy that will. Digressions include reviews of Kourtney Kardashian's self care routine and the Goop product suggestions for "cubicle bound" poors. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/9/202155 minutes, 43 seconds
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Honey, I Monetized the Kids

This week, the ladies discover that We Live In A Society..... they discuss the Stonk market, mommy vloggers, the panopticon, rat psychology, and generally lament on how the internet has fried all of our brains. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/3/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 29 seconds
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Call Her Binchy

All about sex! This week, the ladies discuss Armie Hammer's cannibal sexts, Mia Khalifa's career after porn, Call Her Daddy feminism, and the sex positivity movement. We also share stories from our own personal sexual awakenings, and listen to a few of yours!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/25/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 2 seconds
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Chit Chat, Coup, & Chill

The ladies usher in 2021 with a chatty episode about our impending national doom, Bean Dad, taxidermy, and reflections on 2020. New year same apocalypse, baby! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/12/202154 minutes, 43 seconds
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Anatomy of a Flop

All about flops! The ladies discuss flopulous celebrity breakups, eras, and personal relationships, and respond to some listener mail to decide if they should drop the flops in their love lives. Digressions include why we shouldn't worry about what's in the vaccine, revolutionary LARPers, and Margot Robbie, who doesn't have sh*t to say to anyoneAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/21/20201 hour, 2 minutes, 48 seconds
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Welcome to Binchtopia

In the introductory episode, the girlies discuss male TikTok poets, the ethics of tranquilizing orphans, Foucault, and the social politics of chickens (do they have brains btw????)Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/1/202045 minutes, 4 seconds