Wanna watch this episode? Fine by me! Check it out here yeah another damn episode. not my fault! not my fault there's another one of them! oh i guess it is my fault.this episode has a short true crime interlude and tom and demi's crazy story time. okay cards on the table i can't remember anything that happened in this one. I'm in Adelaide for the Adelaide Fringe and remembering the layout of its little grid city has completely taken over my brain. I remembered EXACTLY enough to put in the title of the episode. but i remember it was funny.You can book tickets to my adelaide fringe show here: https://cmdy.live/AFF24TomWalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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No midroll ad. Too caught up in The Goose. If you liked that and want episodes without ANY ads as well as exclusive video content, check out the patreon over at patreon.com/bigsofttittyYou listen to podcasts to get complex, thoughtful answers to questions that matter. Like what if a goose was wonderful? What if a goose was so, so nice, and on some level the world understood that, and everything in the world protected the goose and made sure that this beautiful thing stayed beautiful? Also we talk about some other shit for a little in there but it really doesn't matter. This is the goose episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Want video & more eps? check out da patreonSome wonderful revelations by Demi - a new ex has joined the fray, and he's destroying all the ex's and making Tom feel like damn I'm about to be ousted! I hope no-one ousts me! Ahhhh please don't oust me, crap crap crap crap crap! Today the gang (Tom and Demi) are kicking back and f'ing around for Fun. Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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stuff in this episode - discussion of changing rooms (uk), r/prejac and the beautiful decorator crabcheck out patreon.com/bigsofttitty for the video of this episode and bonus episodes also! oooooo (you frown slightly and raise your hand higher, i raise my pitch) oOOOOOO (you smile) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Tom and Demi have a lovely conversation and set out their plans for da year ahead! More video content coming to the pod, more wonderful segments - okay we mainly talk about the movie The Shawshank Redemption because Demi watched it a couple nights ago and also we try to figure out just what SiriusXM is starting from first principles (all Americans have it)Want more episodes? Check out patreon.com/bigsofttitty to subscribe for an extra episode every week or two weeks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Weekly bonus episode every week here: patreon.com/bigsofttitanother episode from your ol' pals tom and demi as we go through some Christmas traditions and also, some wonderful news about everyone's favourite animal, the miniature.... well, I don't want to give it away! Anyway the animal is featured in the segment Miniature Horses. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

its another episode of bst.png! and ive just straight up stolen a thing our friends do on their podcast. blocked party is a wonderful podcast that i have disrespected with my actions. please listen to it.twitch.tv/gooffkingstwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Libby. Wow! What a great guest! We love our friend Libby. Also Tom and Demi got married to each other which was very nicecheck out libby at twitch.tv/libtronworst run in release the hounds history: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_yigfAoTmk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oh! Oh lucky us! The Sucking Horse has come to town! He's here and he's all out of second chances - lucky he landed on his four lucky little hooves! Everybody line up! Ohhhh!https://www.patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

on this episode, the crazy two kick back and, you guessed it, go craaaazy! aaaaahhh!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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a goose so lovely that whenever you think of it, it makes you happy, ohhhhh that's nice! that's nice! thank god we have a miniature horse news to balance it out. patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes and to get rid of your disgusting moneyDemi's game show is on in two days, Friday 1 pm for Sydney/Melbourne Australia, Thursday 8pm Pacific, anything else uhhhhhh unix timestamp 1694574000 (I dunno! sorry! Don't know how to communicate time shit off of Discord).If you're downloading this in the future I'll edit this to have the link to the vod and then if it's edited for youtube, the link to that instead. Ooby dooby Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

crap! crap poop aaaahhhghghghg!patreon.com/bigsofttitty for ad-free episodes, premium episodes and video content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

video and ad-free versions of this episodes available on the patreon! patreon.com/bigsofttittythis episode is us listening through ELEVATION, the most recent album by the black eyed peas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

yoooorp, it's time for tom and demi to do another podcast! oops all kokos stream going up on the tom walker stream in uhhhh. look it's in 18 hours from me clicking "publish" i think but probably easiest if you follow the channel and turn on notifications: twitch.tv/tomwalker 1 pm Sydney time, 11pm Eastern.Here is demi's gameshow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmgJyf5VqrM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Batman - you are crazy. I love being friends with you. And Tom and Demi are here to talk about you once again. The first two sentences were in Alfred’s voice btw.Alright, enjoy listening to the episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello! Tom's away and Demi is suddenly busy so we're finding it hard to line up a record - in the meantime, here's an unlocked episode from when we'd just adopted our beautiful cat Norm, with the debut of two new (now old) segments and a WHOLE lot of sass.ORIGINAL BLURB: TWO new segments? My goodness! The new year has made Tom and Demi more creative than ever! And yet this episode takes its name from neither.Hope you are having a wonderful January. The Two Freaks have adopted a new cat - his name is Norm, short for Normal. We love him he is one year old Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

okay the first result on how much caffeine is in coffee was wrong. Instead of the amount I say on the episode, think: 5000 mg of caffeine = 100 coffees OR 70 red bulls. I think. patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

here's the patreon if you want more. also here's a great thing demi did for you to watch: 2 hours of a gameshow she created and put a lot of work into on twitch with guests JESSE and STEFAN from the Go Off Kings/their podcasts. That link takes you to the start of the stream. Even if you're not a twitch fan I'd recommend checking it out. Love you dears! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ooh it's another Crazy Podcast. check out patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello. Hello! It's another episode!For ad-free episodes check out patreon.com/bigsofttittyand to send things in to the podcast check out bigsofttitty.png@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New theme alert! New theme alert! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! if you get it stuck in your head, sorry. It's stuck in mine right now and it sucks assContact for pod is bigsofttitty.png@gmail.compatreon: patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heartbreaking news. Gorilla facts. Listener mail. It's all here.patreon.com/bigsofttitty for morebigsofttitty.png@gmail.com for emails Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello hello hello, hello, hello!!! I'm loving playing street fighter 6 but am not playing it right now for reasons that should become apparent as you listen to the episode! Instead I'm going to finish writing this episode description and then go to bed and read a book. Ah fuck I have to brush my teeth too. I guess I'm going to brush my dumb ass teeth.If you work for Capcom please make a little action figure of Marisa. She is so cool and I would love to have her around the house. Anyone who doesn't know what that means: I am talking about sports Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Professor Smarthead teaches us about grunting, and then we have some woooonderful listener emails!email: bigsofttitty.png@gmail.compatreon: patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A selfsuck roundup and a lotta faffing around. Funny Demi makes me laugh Oh-So-Much!patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yep, this one's explicit. What's this episode got in store? Well, a look at Demi's various eBay purchases and watchlists, a review review by Tom, and wouldn't you know it, Tom bought another book (awesome!). patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm wincing at how much everyone's going to hate our opinions on this episode. Sorry! Please remember we have weird taste so if you disagree with us, take solace in that and that you won't be gawping at remote control cars for minutes on end, or watching the same video where a lady is tormented by sharks every week for a year.patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here's a bit of sizzle for you - you may remember our podcast "We Have No Strong Feelings About Harry Potter". Well I have ordered a blu-ray box-set so we can get started on a follow-up podcast to that, featuring a movie series that we have VERY strong feelings about. I'm looking forward to bringing that format back with a franchise that doesn't depress us. How exciting. Anyway if you want more episodes, check out the patreon! Cheers, Tomhttps://patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're watching Beef (Netflix). The show!! Wow!! Up to episode 6 right now. So, I'm going to write a short thing so we can get back to okay never mind I looked away for a second and Demi had put this video on the TV, I think I have some more time to type something out.Hope you're well. We're now watching a burger review, and the burger, looks bad!! Wow!!! We enjoyed recording this episode and I'm looking forward to recording the premium one later this week. Demi is so funny and we love her!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

oooggghghhha link to the paper "The scrotum: A comparison of men's and women's aesthetic assessments" can be found here: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jocd.15712 and more bst can be found here: patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

yep. that's another one in the books! a podcast done! awesome stuff! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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an unlock of a premium episode from bigsofttitty.tiff, the patreon episodes! wow. send us listener mail over at bigsofttitty.png@gmail.com, patreon is over at patreon.com/bigsofttitty oooghhh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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i dont like writing the description. leave me alone, it's boring.love you byetwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i really liked our farmer songs. no matter what any of you DAMN BASTARDS think! enjoy this episode, and shine on, you crazy diamonds :) piss ass pee pee wee weeTwitch.tv/tomwalkertwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ohhh there's a secret inside this link. i wonder what it is: https://www.patreon.com/bigsofttitty AAH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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we unfortunately were unable to record an episode of the free feed this week so there is an unlocked bonus episode. Hooray!!!HOORAY!!!!patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Funerals! Woodworking! This episode has it all and wow, more besides. Another funny episode from your pals Tom and Demi. Ooby doobypatreon.com/bigsofttittybattleaxe if you wanna see it here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

content warning for a surgical thing happening to a penis. And yep I'm going to remember to mark this one explicitthis is our crazy show!! patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WHAT is the provenance of the episode title "hello cat"? So enigmatic... what could it possibly be a reference to... Hmmm... patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more bull ess! This is one of the few episodes I remembered to click explicit language on Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen to our beautiful singing trick! Oh don't we sound divine! in 12-13 hours from this ep going live we'll be playing fortnite together on twitch.tv/demilardner - I don't have an exact time because Demi is asleep, but if you follow you can get notifications when she/we go live. Fortnite's fun and you can watch for free you'll just have to sit thru an ad at the start. We've both spent money on fortnite now. Fucked up huh. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

oooghhhh patreon.com/bigsofttitty for the podcast bonus episodes. Which are CRAZY, by the way!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

on this week's episode - balls and demi's avatar blunder. patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That's what Demi looks like!!!! This is an unlocked episode from the patreon (patreon.com/bigsofttitty) which you can subscribe to to gain access to 117 other damn episodes. A truly insane amountThank you to "AnotherAnanas" for the tip-off here that we'd already released this! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unlocked episode from patreon.com/bigsofttitty! That's right, it's BONUS ep 27, and we're up to BONUS ep 117 over there now! subscribe to check it all out. Or don't, just listen to the free show and enjoy it! Either way I hope you have a great new years Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

look at alllll this porno!!! we love our friends the Go Off Kings. and if you dont?! fuck you. fuck YOU! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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ad-free and bonus eps on the patreon. also i screenshotted the guy sucking his own dick that we talk about later in the episode and i've uploaded the imgur link to that there. wow, what a guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more and for the photo of Norm in the sun that I uploaded with this episode over there. I made it public so you can see it if you go over there - ep 219 patreon upload go check it out. can't do the same upload here for some reason!!! whatever!!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There she goes! Fast as lightning, sprinting away at the drop of a hat! Sweet Demi is making a break for the toilet! Watch her go!Great pig story in this one, gang, no two ways about it - and it doubles as an indirect follow-up to everyone's favourite episode "Cuddles Is In The Bulkhead" (the nice thing segment from that episode specifically). I love to learn about a pig. If you have any pig stories, please send them through to bigsofttitty.png@gmail.comStill playing Lost Judgement over here. Having fun with it. Just unlocked a boxing minigame. Demi's out of the house playing D&D with the Dragon Friends over at twitch.tv/DragonFriends - if you go over there in the next little while you can watch the archived livestream of her playing a character of her own creation named "Mr. Pizza". She is wonderful, can't wait till she's home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No reason for the name. Because ALL the episodes are awesome! This one is no exception. Tom and Demi have put together another bracing episode with, that's right, a Crab News AND a Let's Get Updated. Lucky, lucky listeners!The first Hobbit movie is on in the background right now. i think demi's watching me type but okay yeah she just exhaled she's watching me type. i didn't think she was because i typed "te first hobbit movie" initially and she didn't comment on it.Anyway we're up to the forest bit oh sorry Demi's correcting me, she's still watching me type. It's the cliffside fight with the wargs where they're rescued by eagles.Great flick! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

crazy kooky cool! an awesome episode with a long bit about watching grandma Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i have uploaded photos of cuddles to this imgur album: https://imgur.com/a/NKmDA07patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I fucked up the upload initially and uploaded an old episode instead. but now i've fixed it even though everyone's mad at me (tom)Almost titled this MedicalBeard but instead it's titled after Demi's awesome story. eeeeee-hee-hee-hee! patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i cant give you ben jenkins email because he has a normal job and a baby so like idk. im gonna make some paghetti i think and it guess ill put the recipe in here.very very finely chop two large carrots and three large celery stalks.Hey it's Tom taking over the post. Demi got that far in to uploading the episode then fell asleep, so the spaghetti recipe is lost to time. Also she didn't make spaghetti, she made a dish she calls "scranch" which I think she's talked about before, it's a kind of spicy cheesy rice. Anyway! Hope you're well. Just came back to the post to say: this is not a bit, she walked away from the computer and fell asleep and the computer fell asleep so i've reuploaded the audio while she's asleep. also we're engaged but we hadn't gone public with that before this episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow! Our friends Jesse and Stefan - from their respective projects, and who gives a SHIT what they are - are here for a late night or early morning record of the podcast you love! This episode features, let's just say, at LEAST one recorded toilet flush. Okay, enough sizzle for you?Listen to Your Kickstarter Sucks, listen to Blocked Party, watch The Go Off Kings on twitch. Ooooghghhgh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes but also who caaaares. who cares about fuckin anything dude!! i remembered to click the "this episode contains explicit language" thing this time. sorry for the times we forget to do that Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

sorry about my laugh in this one i dont know why i was so loud and awful OH WELL love you have funtwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i cant believe we've done it again. can you? golly gee whizz, how does it happen? every week with no unscheduled breaks? it's our talent, i guess. go join the patreon if you'd like us to have money. bye! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO hey it's demi okay well we're doing crab news and having WACKY IDEAS along with the first installment of a new segment that im not even sure the name of. BYEpatreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

well! its demi. and you knooooooow im vibrating a hole through my shirt from anxiety. in this episode, we do a fun game from quora and a beautiful dive into some horny anime game reviews. im having a wonderful night. and now it's your problem. hey! if you like this really bad thing, tell your weird friends. we know where we stand!love you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Thank you for listening! here is the link to the patreon for even MORE episodes including our D&D and Grand Designs watchalong content! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey - the titles can't all be winners. Lucky the podcast still is! Wow! And check it out - if you want more content including our Grand Designs listen/watch-along But You Know What I Love It, you can check out the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hikp. hikp. it does stop i promisepatreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes including our grand designs watchalongs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hey best friends we're BACK! sorry we were away, we were both pretty sing and yes i DID mean o write sick and also put a t after that o just then but honestly, backspace is for bitches so dw about it. anyway we were a little bit lit when we recorded this so there you go. does anybody read hese? these. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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episode! episode! episode!boy do we love podcasting. and so that's what we did!my computer is busted and im very sorry for that, so have this lofi ep of bigsofttitty. we love you! go see toms show at MICF!twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodtwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

biggy biggy boo biggy boo boo booits Grand Designs! episode is Season 12, episode 4 - Oxfordshire, The Thames Boathouse.we love youTwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

well it's episode 194 and we're soooooo excited to blah blah blah jesus im bored already. i love you byetwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's popcorn timepatreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

this is an episode of the podcast "bigsofttitty.png". any further questions are personal.twitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalkerisgood Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

content warning for a guy putting stuff in his ass for this oneit's orb time. the non-patreon debut of "bongo time". demi's purchases. good lord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

roofie doofie! hey guys it's another episode. we revisit Into The Cosmo this week and we did other stuff too but man my hand hurts and i gotta like stoip typing bro. ok love you bye watch our twitch channelstwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another episode in the bag for Tom and Demi. Not to MENTION you, the audience! Here's to you, audience! This episode features an unprecedented crossover between segments, and then just a regular segment (boring, who cares). For more episodes check out patreon.com/bigsofttittyto see the gif of willem dafoe's monster dong, use this link (VERY NSFW, full frontal nudity, funny little dance): https://i.imgur.com/yLLW1OB.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ad-free episode uploaded by Tom and you know what that means - Demi doesn't get to copy and paste a serial killer's wikipedia entry as the blurb! Wowwww.Some great segments here, as the gang go on another dive into Demi's Silly Little Life, go through reviews from that stalwart of Australian retail Chemist Warehouse and then roll some VERY erotic dice. For more episodes check out https://patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm the crazy guy who put the podcast in your phone and i'm going ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee!!! I'm dropping off this big podcast that has everything you could want - tangents, segment and more!patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

bean invention. the unseen moose. all this and morehttp://patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes. hope you're having a wonderful time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Burke and Hare murders were a series of sixteen killings committed over a period of about ten months in 1828 in Edinburgh, Scotland. They were undertaken by William Burke and William Hare, who sold the corpses to Robert Knox for dissection at his anatomy lectures.twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodtwitch.tv/demilardnerpatreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While crossing the Andes during poor weather, the inexperienced co-pilot of the Fairchild FH-227D mistakenly believed they had reached Curicó, despite instrument readings that indicated otherwise. The aircraft began descending too early to reach Pudahuel Airport and struck a mountain, shearing off both wings and the tail section. The remaining portion of the fuselage slid down the mountain about 725 metres (2,379 ft) before striking ice and snow on a glacier.love you byetwitch.tv/tomwalkertwitch.tv/demilardnerpatreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Donner Party was a group of American pioneers who migrated to California in a wagon train from the Midwest. Delayed by a multitude of mishaps, they spent the winter of 1846–1847 snowbound in the Sierra Nevada mountain range.twitch.tv/tomwalkertwitch.tv/demilardnerwww.patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

the festive season is finally here! and you know what that means! and so do i :) we both know! so nobody needs to feel stupid, honestly. and if either of us didn't know, well, i bet the other would be understanding! and they wouldn't even mind or tell anyone else!love you guys, join our patreon if you want extra episodes every week wheeee patreon.com/bigsofttittytwitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodtwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

well here's another episode! tom brings some more academic articles and demi sit's in her own muck. is that what you like, you little freaks?join our patreon for an extra episode every week!we love you! byeeee!twitch.tv/tomwalkertwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE LOVE THE CHEMIST! WE LOVE THE CHEMIST! WE LOVE THE CHEMIST! WE LOVE THE CHEMIST!if you like the podcast, maybe consider joining us on patreon for bonus content every week and ad free episodes!twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodtwitch.tv/demilardnerpatreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IT'S ANOTHER EPISODE GUYS. man i hate writing these descriptions.  UFC FIGHTING, BOOBS, CHERISTMAS CAROLS. it's the podcast! i had fun. this one is very stupid. i am sorry. i love youtwitch.tv/tomwalkertwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we bought bouldering shoes today but we don't talk about it in this episode, i just wanted YOU to feel involved. anyway, i (demi) got harassed by a butterfly today and yeah, im pretty pissed off about it. i dont have to be grateful for nature! i hated it! have fun champions, we love you (fuck you) xxtwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we know who he is! strange one this week but we're lovin' you all the same and guess what? we're lovin' you right back! come on and hang the heck out with your two little weasels. our muscles hurt and we are about to get in our new hobby of having very strong fingers. thank you. that's my time, i'm getting the light. bye bye. love you.twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodtwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WELLLLLLL i dunno gang, it's a freaking episode if you ask me! There's frasier, there's rats, there's demi getting mad about the rats... golly, what more could you need?!ok love you byetwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

the tom and demi only really like slot cars now and nothing else. what a shame! we hate riddles and we love each other. have a BLAST, gang. bye love you byetwitch.tv/tomwalkertwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new edition of crab news has reared (or SIDED! This is a reference to how crabs can only move sideways) its ugly head! And the gang delve into the rich world of being a cowboy. The gang is Tom and Demi don't worry nothing's changed. Love you VERRRRRRY much, and for anyone wondering, Demi was trying to say "when the bulldog woofs"for ad-free episodes and BONUS EPISODES https://patreon.com/bigsofttittyfor twitch, https://twitch.tv/demilardner and https://twitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

sorry for the gap! our beloved little cat died and we were all fucked up about it. we love you enjoy the filth.we'd love a good rating and review if you've got the time! lets make more people dumber!twitch.tv/tomwalkertwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we gotta go outside. we really need to go outside. anyway here you go. i'd really like to go outside.twitch.tv/tomwalkertwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Demiiiiiiitwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

its horse wife! dont forget horse wife! hey sorry the ep is a bit late i was focused on rubbing my little legs together to attract other bugs. demi.twitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

you can have a few spectacularly dipshitted conversations in your existence, but if you dont have the time, you can listen to us! two people who are particularly lucky to have found each other, so nobody else gets dumber by being in our vicinity! please listen to how cool gorillas are and how much bears suck shit! please?! wont you?!?!!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

there's NOTHING that can stop us from serving the people! im running through the streets with a spiked bat defending YOUR RIGHT to listen to our podcast! join me in the fight to LISTEN!thanks guys we love you, watch our twitch streams! twitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

well we are back with another GUILT FREE, DELECTABLE episode. SMOTHERED in CREAMY content and a DEVILISHLY NAUGHTY crust of laughs. this episode is DRIZZLED with SUMPTUOUS conversation and DELICATELY DUSTED with opinions. GIVE IN to the SENSATION... of podcast.anyway me and tom muck about and then get tired. love you! watch our twitch channels! send me presents for my birthday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

YAAAY HERE IT IS. are we okay? impossible to tell. well we go to alot of places in this old darn thing. we love you.twitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we’re in our new house! we’re going nuts in lockdown! Help us! Help us! Im grabbing your shirt collar and shaking you about!Check out the patreon if you’d like more slop. We love you!Patreon.com/bigsofttittytwitch.tv/tomwalkertwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HEY GUYS, sorry for the unlocking, we have moved house and it's been all crazy. We'll be back on track so soon! love you.~original ep description: this one was very fun to record. i just tried to pitch demi on some other exclusive goal stuff for the patreon but i lost her cos i called it "sclusie cont" so sorry, hopefully i'll get her attention back by tomorrow, wanna make some other dumb shit for our patreon piggies! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

weeeeell, demi's been editing and i aint been easy! no-siree! sorry the bonus was late ill fix it fuck off i love you. go to our twitch channels. xtwitch.tv/tomwalkertwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

patreon.com/bigsofttitty for ad-free episodes and bonus episodes. a-ree-hee-hee-hee-hoooooooo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Jesse Farrar! Good ol' JF from our favourite podcast Your Kickstarter Sucks joins Tom and Demi who are way too excited and try to impress him with objectively too much content sourced from their awful dens - the free-to-air debut of Into The Cosmo for Demi and a welcome return to The Selfsuck Roundup for Tom (truly awful stuff from the solosuck forums).Also highly recommend JF's twitch stream which he does with Stefan Heck over at twitch.tv/gooffkings Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a wonderful time talking to Lucy Valentine (Boonta Vista,@lucy_xiv on twitter) about many things including the hustler geniuses of r/startup_ideas. Sydney's going into lockdown so we can have online guests now so we're going to do that a bit I think. Pretty cool! patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Honk Honk! HOOOONK HOOOOONK! patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes and our twitches whatever you know the sell they're tomwalker and demilardner respectively. AND respectfully!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

patreon.com/bigsofttitty for bonus episodes and we stream on twitch duuuuuuhhhh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have our friend Ben McLeay aka Thomas_Violence from twitter on this episode and we've bought a betrayal from him. Thanks Ben! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

well, here it is! another episode of your favourit-ish podcast!tom and demi are back with a piping hot whatever to tantalise your whatever! see our twitch channels: twitch.tv/tomwalker and twitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

honk honk, hope you just lo-ho-hooooove this episodemore episodes at patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

in this one we have our friend lena on the episode! wow! melbourne is in lockdown now and she will be going crazy shortly, so check that out at twitch.tv/lenamoon_ and instagram.com/lenaimoonpatreon for more episodes and ad-free regular eps: patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GIVE US A NICE REVEIW WE MUST BE LOVED.DONT CALL IT A COMEBACKhere's a weird episode! night night :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

oh! Oh!! If you're sick of ads or want bonus episode check out patreon.com/bigsofttitty for ad-free main episodes and extra eps either every week, or two weeks! Oh!!! Oh won't you? twitch patreon subabscirbe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

body go crazy!patreon has ad free eps and heaps of bonus episodes!patreon.com/bigsofttittywatch our twitch channels!twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodtwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

welp. there you go. twitch.tv/demilarnder and twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgood Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

woahhhh it's time to listen to Tom and Demi. some quoras and a bunch of dumb stuffdidn't realise it was ep 150 maybe we would have done something fancy if we knew that it was. probably notpatreon.com/bigsofttitty for more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

honk honkpatreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's the two freaks. ehehepatreon.com/bigsofttittytwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalkerisgood Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hello. it's demi. how are you? i am fine. listen to our wonderful podcast, and tell your friends!John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads (Jesse Bloch Bootleg) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_F1DyM_4fAtwitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodtwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

wow! thanks montaigne!check out our twitch, get more eps at patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's gerry's son! sorry for the late upload, im demi and im a dumbass who forgot about hotel internet. im in melbourne! ok bye llove youtwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalkerisgood Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

best podcast guest x worst podcast <3patreon.com/bigsofttittytwitch.tv/demilardnertwitch.tv/tomwalkerisgood Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

watch hing's show, Kill-Hing In The Name Of, at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

listen to find out the identity of the 4 a.m. purchase Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

tee hee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

dont be upset with me im looking out for your best interests.twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodtwitch.tv/demilardnerwww.patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

demi's medicated and tom feels cool Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we love these guys.WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS out in Australia FEBRUARY 16THcheck out naomi's twitch stream at https://www.twitch.tv/nomstrositii, and ours at https://www.twitch.tv/demilardner https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodhonk honk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

well you know what they say: roofie doofie! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ree-hee-heeeeee, it's the gruesome twosome here ready to have some freakin fun. find out who wins... the wonder woman 1984 bet Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

twenty pairs.... forty shoes.... ever so many million dollars Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

damn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

enjoy this super special patreon ep, ladled into your bowls by us, we're your mothers. the ad is going to be jammed right into the middle of this episode so sorry in advance. love you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

trigger warning - logan paul talkalso if you liked the episode with grace jarvis, her rabbit is having it's leg amputated and she could use a dollar <3 we love grace! go to her twitter - @gracejarvisohno Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

the beautiful grace jarvis jarvises us with her presence on this stupid fucking episode. WE LOVE GRACE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

demis voice is fucked we are sorry\please still accept us we need this Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

the gang (tom and demi) get together to talk dating and how it's a jungle and also pickup lines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

haha Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we are in queen!: tomwalkerisgood and demilardnerand on all the other stuffthanks love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we are american!please buy the wet fish hat if you want on bigcartel.com/demilardnercoolbusiness pleasetom's twitch is so fucking good twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodmdemi's is okay twitch.tv/demilardnerwe love you unless we don'tgoodnight xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

sleeping well doesn't exist it would feel so nice to be in a coma.for extra episodes and also for a photo of tom wearing the worst possible american truck simulator shirt (also behind the paywall, not sure why) check out patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

check out patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more shit your little pig brain will love Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

subscribe. and for more episodes stick your fuckin beak in at patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

the name was either going to be who threw that or oops all pelvises Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

this guy's tryin to fuck the big soft dick. sorrypatreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we did a live episode! its good.guests: alex lee and dave "hog" harmonplease buy our hats: demilardnercoolbusiness.bigcartel.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

forget him, honey. he's witch food."wet fish" hat here: https://demilardnercoolbusiness.bigcartel.com/check out our patreon for more episodes: https://www.patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

tom and demi discuss startup ideas, demi's coolest teacher (coolest teacher to exist) and also more and also even more than that Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we are back again to do it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's really small in this one. really quite very small.extra episodes: patreon.com/bigsofttittytwitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodtwitch.tv/demilardner@demilardner@tomwalkerisgood Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hope you guys like the new segment theme. it took me three tries and demi kept making fun of me every time i tried but you know what we say to the haters? you do not effect me.more episodes over at patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

an incredible feat. a podcast from two hosts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JUMBO episode of bst.png. DYNAMITE ideas, SPECTACULAR concepts. To make up for how good and long the episode is we will be not trying at all next week.For bonus eps check out https://www.patreon.com/bigsofttitty. More free podcast? Check out We Have No Strong Feelings Against Harry Potter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

welcome to the premium experience that is: bst.png episode 113. i'm playing burnout paradise. whadda game. on this one we talk some maybe not safe for work safe for work stuff, and also continue to say nothing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

this is a good ep (just my opinion). discussed: 2x small internet deep dive revisits, tin can tab, and demi says maybe the dumbest sentence she's ever saidhttp://patreon.com/bigsofttittytwitch.tv/tomwalkerisgoodtwitch.tv/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's the dipshit gang back again with another episode of Our Little Podcast. this episode features about two stories, another all-star fan segment and a horrifying echo mishap where the monitor audio of the podcast starts playing in Tom's ears about a second out of synchttps://www.patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom and Demi call 2 people each live on the podcast. Also we talk about that beautiful gorgeous queen elizabeth. damn im getting horny just thinking about her beautiful highness Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i didn't get on board with demi's wholefoods bit enough and i regret it. i guess i was in one of my Famous Moodsalso i forgot to press publish on this. so here it is now. hope you like it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Woah, would you believe it's the return of Demi's Upset And Mad?? Tom's been looking at fiverr and the gang (Tom and Demi) hash out some podcasting differences amicably and also live on air.for more, check out patreon.com/bigsofttitty, or for EVEN MORE for FREE check out our twitch channels at twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgood and twitch.tv/demilardner. Tom drives a big truck and you can pay to make it crash and Demi's stacking cheese wheels in skyrim. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

demi had her big therapy. but tom's too strong to get anything like that! just strength for tomwe're streaming some. demi's playing skyrim, tom's playing american truck simulator. the cat just umped on me while i'm writing this and now i can't see the screen so i'm letting this description go with god no wait he's moving i can see again. hope you have a great day.outro music - BEACH by KOMIKU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

a triumphant return to r/sexdolls and wow, would you believe it, two true stories from our heroes! We love podcasting and we love doing it for specifically you. outro music is Beach by Komiku, a song Komiku released into the Public Domain - hope you like it!Check out Tom's twitch channel twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgood, and our patreon over at patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another one of tom and demi's classic episodes including demi wishing the episode was over, a lovely walk outside and another dispatch from our friends over at the selfsuck forums Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

damn damn damn, a new segment! another section of reddit freaks! more quoras! incredible. demi's upset and made theme made from Vintage Education by Kevin McLeod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

editing this meant i had to listen to demi's argument for why air doesn't have weight again. this ep also includes another wonderful fan segment. there's no limit to what these two geniuses can accomplish when they put their minds to it (we do not put our mind to it) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we're losing it and it's obvious. just finished editing this and and couldnt remember what we said but tagged it explicit anyways.anyways watch TOM WALKER - VERY VERY on Amazon Prime! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

here it is, gobbl it up. watch tom's amazon prime sepcial!!! just do th prime trial and then cancel it once youve seen tom's very good comedy. it is genuinely incredibl please do watch it hi it's me demi here.my E key on my laptop still doesnt work greatwww.patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

its episode 100 and we are having funwatch tom's amazon prime special!!! it's so good! please watch is! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i would probably also fuck a yowie i guessjoin our patreon for bonus episodes love you bye Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hi guys! weird times in the lardner walker house but we love you and i hope this finds you well and happy-ish.if you wanna chuck a little bit of money our way and get some bonus episodes jump on patreon.com/bigsofttittyoklove you bye Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

iso is getting to me-demi Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

this episode includes a petite internet deep dive, a fully read-out story about a lady who gets a massage (demi found it while we were recording) and our first Fan Submitted Segment (Most F*cked Up Shoes from Ben). we did not set out to make an episode about feet! but we sure ended up making one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

these are going to be very regular from now on Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

its not same as last week it different go to toms show in adelaide right now and buy tickets to our duo show in adelaide and bribsan and melbon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TOMS SHOW IS ON SALE https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/tom-walker-is-tim-walter-af2020also We MUSTN'T is on sale for MICF https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/demi-lardner-tom-walker-we-mustn-t Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i am tiiiired lov you g'night Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we've had a new ideaalso if you see this why don't you go ahead and give yourself 50 percent off at my big cartel. code is newidea. only for you, i wont announce this anywhere else.https://demilardnercoolbusiness.bigcartel.com/love you bye Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

im not pegnant we just fid this theme because of the fun thing we annoujce and or reveal love you bye its demi Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

lauren bonner!!! hello its me demiplease if you want our pins are for sale on my bog cartelalso we have a special pod on sanspants plusits about harry potter which we do not care aboutlove you bye Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I did not approve of this theme, demi just kept saying there was a theme without letting slip what the theme was. them's the breaks i guess. check out dalton's soundcloud, pigbeans, here: https://soundcloud.com/pigbeans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's Dalton! We love Dalton. We're in The Gold Coast and Tom has one forum to read from. Dalton's band was called Animal House and the song's name is Big Rigs.Intro music details:Music from https://filmmusic.io"Whiskey on the Mississippi" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for the episode about garbage, rubbish, waste and also a little bit of realdoll forums. The doll images discussed will be uploaded to our facebook group bigsoftfriends.png, god bless you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hello its demi i got a bit sunburned on my neck today enjoy this episode of our podcast :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

its spoony season baby get your ghost hats and your mummy towels we're coming tro do six murders hello Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

lekky tollipops is back!we talk about the sims and some other stuff i dont remember hey its demi i have a tummy ache. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

our cat, the boo buddy, a terrible gangbang with celebrity guests, and our cat again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

a sombre reflection on the brevity of life Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

thank you allan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the first episode of We Have No Strong Feelings About Harry Potter. tell us if yuou like it. i love you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i just need this episode to be out pleasemy big cartel is live again and im adding our bst pins to it soon. now would be a beautiful time to buy if you have been feeling it, my teeth are coming out of my skin and the dentist wishes to charge me . im demi.we are back and we will try to never leave you again. i love you. goodbye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we are so tired but please come to our shows especially our joint show we love you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A real twist ending on this one. The editing really jumps around a bit because one of the mic cables was a bit choppy - but it works. also means we had to cut demi vaping directly into the mic and us singing "boat drinks" for like 3 minutes, so lose some win some Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

if you're listening to this we're in london baby, the big apple, big clock town, queenville USA! come to our edinburgh shows please (not begging just saying it's an option) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

the gang (tom and dem) talk about some nerd among other things. two full minutes of mariah carey singing cos we accidentally recorded late at night again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

dude i dont know. i just dont know. it's demi and im spiralling. love you bye Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

woahhhh new episode with plumbing the death star's JACKSON BALY joining drim and tim in the scabies hut (now scabies free). here are our Sydney encore shows:TOM (this week!!) https://old505theatre.com/shows/tom-walker-very-very-1558921994.htmlDEMI https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=2216 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

tom is in a bad place!! demi is holding strong!! we just spent $220 on bedbug removal and we might not have bedbugs. the gang is in crisis but this ep is here to see u thru. it's late but things have been rough Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

and what i did at the aquarium wastickets for our encore sydney shows on sale now!TOM: july 3-6, The Old 505 Theatre, NewtownDEMI: july 13, The Comedy Store, Moore Park Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

in this one we talk about wolves, a cool thing we have on our coffee table, and go through a thread tom found where people post their homemade sextoys. what a lovely time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

wow we made it guys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we did an experiment. some demi childhood. some john wick 3 spoilers. please buy tickets to our edinburgh shows, solo and the awful one we do together. we love you bye Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

reupload! this one went down, not sure why. reuploading now and post-dating it. god i hope this works. no idea what we talked about here. wish i knew. it's going to be weird to sit down and relisten to these one day and be like wow. i haven't gotten funnier or happier for like. ten years. anyway enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom went to a place. Demi and Tom both unearth some reeeeeeal facts about their childhood - Demi's is about a job, Tom's is about a dog. Thanks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we did a live pod and we are uploading now because we are both so sick we're sorry We are joined by Cameron James, Alexei Toliopoulos and Celia Paquola! the soudn is crazy but it was very fun. love you byeeeexxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

live bst this saturday, 6 pm, balding older brother in the melbourne CBD. free admission just draw a ham sandwich. hope you're well! also come to our individual shows. love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we-eeee-ee-ell, it's the big show. melbourne live show happening saturday 20th at 6 pm at balding older brother! come to our shows also:DEMI https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/demi-lardnerTOM https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/very-veryDEMI AND TOM https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/we-mustn-t Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

stay tuned for toms history minute:::::::SHOWS:::::::Demihttps://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/demi-lardnerTomhttps://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/very-veryDemi & Tomhttps://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/we-mustn-t Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we recorded this in MANY chunks with fluctuating audio quality over the course of adelaide fringe and then other stuff. demi lost her voice and got really into animal crossing. there's a really bad "pirate" chunk in here where we were just lost for ideas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hey what's up here's the link to tickets the show is going to be a disaster. we're going to go back to having shows that are fun to promote and we don't care if people come to them. here's the link to tickets they're $10 each please come. this is a nadir https://sa2.seatadvisor.com/sabo/servlets/TicketRequest?eventId=100958384 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

roooope. taaape: https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/bigsofttitty-png/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

re-uploaded cos i fucked up the audio on the first one upload. anyway we talk about a bunch of stuff and end with a barrage of demi facts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

no segments! just talking! we cover a bunch of things including how tom alienates friends, what's eating gilbert grape, Garfield & Friends (you can tell tom's writing this because he respects it enough to capitalize it), tongues, I dunno man. lots but it's meandering. please enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Demi found a very good thing and we spend the first 19 minutes of the podcast wallowing in it. Then there's an ad, a web martyr which I forgot to explain but it's the bit where we look up something that someone sends us that they want to know but they're scared of googling, and the return of an old favourite Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

uploading a podcast at 2:3 a.m., feels like i'm back in the dark days of early bst.png. Living like animals. Demi's playing blackjack in yakuza kiwami as i type this. hope you're good. ps i keep forgetting to tag these as explicit and i'm scared that'll come back to haunt me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's a long one my dudes. topics covered: gatorades/toy story/big computer/nicolas cage Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

more of demi's names, and tom teaches us all a little something about moral panics. or teens Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

around the 27 minute mark of this pod we drop into the weird drunk pre-record we did the night before. then we snap back out to the present day. hope you enjoy it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's jackson! he's the best, we love him, this is a very fun episode. merry cringus one and all Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mascots. everyone needs them. even us Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

zammit, jackson, cass and adam from D&D Is For Nerds (a podcast) join drimbim and timbo for a live show feat. quoras, demi's dad, demi's dad's joke and a particularly restrictive timing system. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

fun times. we forgot to do the grindelwald thing this ep so i guess it's going to go for another week! love you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

that's right. ï lööked üp höw tö dö thësë thïngs. our very funny and cool friend comedian zoé coombs mérr joins us this ep - we go through Amazon reviews of sex toys and have a good time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

the gang make a bet Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we had a blast with this one. so much stuff in this episode! jam packed!suggest formats for format wars in our facebook group, BigSoftFriends.png, or email demi with "format wars" in the subject. Love You! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As soon as Minority Report finished Demi put on Twilight: New Moon and she's watching it as I upload this. I dunno man Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow the first one in months with no audio issues (pray to god) except the "sanspants radio" bit at the start is quieter than the rest of the ep for some reason. This pod was a hard labour but it's finally out and swaddled in ur podcast app of choice. Raise & love it like it's ur own Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bonus episode alert! A good podcast from our friends Ben Jenkins and Michael Hing, Free To A Good Home (they go through classifieds every epsiode). We guested and this includes a good amount of deep Demi lore. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's ep (episode) 43. how about if a snake ended in a big finger at the end of its tail Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

join the facebook group BigSoftFriends.png to weigh in on Tong's big game in today's episode. just tagged this as explicit. don't think i've been doing that with the other ones in which case, "uh-oh". hope you enjoy the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

so relax and enjoy! i promise, it gets truly listenable and even at the beginning, it's not that bad. it's only bad because i was trying to make it good Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

tonight i made black pepper tofu and fucked it up by following the recipe to the letter. the other times when i didn't trust the recipe, those were better. let that be a lesson to us all Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we find out a lot of water facts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

this episode Tom and Drim talk about how they've now watched every Twilight movie, 50 shades of grey, more of Demi's tragic past and a man who loves dolphins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

low key chill chat with your pals drim and tim. more tragic facts about demi's childhood Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom's in London (hungover), Demi's home in Sydney (drinking). The two ways of living dude. Hell yeah. Stick around to the end for tom's clarifications and apology. Hope you're well! This dumb pod just passed 100k all-time downloads across all episodes which is cool. I'm writing this from London and I really miss being home with demi, my girlfriend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's alice. In this podcast we watch a man stick his dick in his own butt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EDIT: i fixed the audio a bit We are joined by our good friend, enemy of the podcast and Scottish national treasure Daniel Sloss. Thanks to everyone who came out to our Edinburgh Fringe shows, you were wonderful. I'm capitalising correctly in this description and I don't know why but don't worry i don't think it'll last ha ha see back to my relatable grind baybeeee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're at the fringe recording at 3 am and it doesn't show even a bit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey how are you? I'm a podcast description. This ep of bst.png features an interesting forum deep dive and also some live crosses featuring comedian and friend Josh Glanc. Here are links to our Edinburgh shows - podcast fans have been coming and it's been lovely.DEMI https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/demi-lardner-i-love-skeletonTOM https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/tom-walker-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey we're in Edinburgh for the Fringe! It's genuinely beautiful here and we're enjoying it greatly. Thanks for reading the description. No guests this ep just usssss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we are very very tired hey it's demi this episode is something and you cant deny thati have a patreon and tom is great at twitter come and love us so we may love ourselves Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry this is a few hours late. Demi lost her voice and we had to wait till it got better. Splendour in the grass was fun, love you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alexei Toliopoulos (Total Reboot! Mike Check! Lord of movies!!) joins us for this bst.png and a dumb new game. I love him very much. Sorry the pod is 3 hours late i got distracted dredging forums and also watching the anime television series Paranoia Agent tee hee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come for the scatting, stay for the content. Woooo!!!!!!! Thanks for listening. This episode: Demi's shopping list (very good), and Tom's been reading a lot of drug forums and editing out reams and reams of sad shit he wishes he hadn't read Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man this is big news. ALSO IN THIS EPISODE: another piece of demi's past falls into place, Tim Allen, the smurfs, demi's plans, some very good ideas, a yahoo answer and MOREedit: i fixed the thing where the theme song was playing over us at the start for like the first few minutes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man this episode ends with Demi doing some real intense stuff to Tom. Thanks for listening. Try freezing a banana for a delightful healthy treat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow, the two Joels from Planning The Death Star (Zammit and Duscher) were in Sydney to see St. Vincent and also to hang out with us. Here's proof (this podcast). Tom and Demi love you very much. I can't remember what we talked about and the 0 key is sticking on my keyboard and I need to fix it. Thanks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TOM: [in a really cool voice] what's up? hope you enjoy the pod.demi has a patreon you can subscribe to.thing tom recommends: https://ottolenghi.co.uk/black-pepper-tofu-a-shop Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I (Tom) have been trying to play Ryu on Street Fighter V so if anyone wants to help a fella out by standing completely still in a ranked match and being combo'd so i can feel like a big man, my CFN name is BUTTKING. Also this is our Sydney live show with Vic Zerbst and Ben Jenkins. They're great, follow them on social media platforms and don't forget to stay safe out there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey this is a long one because we just kept going. Wow!! Crazy. We're watching Star Trek The Next Generation as I type this. Our live show was real good and I'm glad you saw it if you did. Join BigSoftFriends.png on facebook if you wanna hang out with us and friends on facebook. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Demi's motoring her way through Star Trek: The Next Generation. Tom's also here. Live show Wednesday, Sydney, Giant Dwarf thanks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let me say this: this episode takes a real turn. We've started working on a new thing for Sanspants Plus and are excited to make more, details in the ep! For full enjoyment of this episode have a basic understanding of measurements imperial measurements OR a full length ruler beside you at all time. Oh and we have a facebook group, request to join BigSoftFriends.png if you wanna hang out. Love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey there buddy. What brings you here to the description? Wanna know what you're getting yourself into? Well, this podcast ep has a bit of talk about forums, animals, a quiz, and also we're doing a live pod & standup show. But don't take my word for it - we can't stay here in the description forever. Much as I'd like to. I feel good here, happy just to be around you, you know?Time's come for us to part ways, traveller. Have a good one.PS we don't know what the ads are but hopefully they're subway again. Delicious!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Demi and Tom again. This episode has a great segment from Demi and a fucked one from Tom. We piece together more of Demi's tragic backstory.Come to our Sydney live show:https://giantdwarf.com.au/events/bigsofttitty-png-sydney-live-podcast-and-split-bill/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get heavy into Criss Angel this ep and we wilL NOT APOLOGISE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tong and Drim give this to you. We'll be in Sydney next week and we can't wait to see you if you're in Sydney. I'm typing this and Demi is playing I Am Bread (game about being bread) I'm about to play American Truck Simulator. Our differences unite us. See our live shows if we're near you xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is our live episode from Melbourne. We are releasing it as a mid-schedule DISRUPTION to our usual pod schedule (every Tuesday) so thank u for welcoming it into ur feed with open ears and open hearts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about this in the episode but just so you know: we're going to release two eps this week, this one and then the live episode we just recorded in Melbourne (as ep 14.5). Look after yourselves Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

UPDATE Tom fucked up several times we've added an apology to the start of the episode. We're the best there is. We're back at it again. Oh and the podcast is called bst.png if you need to say it out loud, just in case you embarrass yourself at a bar asking if we're recording there (like people did in Brisbane). Tom is obsessed with getting big arms but it's not to a damaging extent yet. Check out our shows in Melbourne and keep your eyes peeled for live pod information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is our Brisbane live show it was very fun. MANY people did not know what the podcast actually was before coming. Come to our Melbourne Comedy Festival shows, Demi's is I LOVE SKELETON, Tom's is HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK, they're on for the whole month Stuff in this: Pass The Meat, Clap Three Times, Black Mirror Round The Twist, Many Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More Demi's dad in this one and also I (Tom) get the reins of the production. Wow what a great job I did. Come see our shows in Brisbane (this week) and Melbourne (week after) babeyyyyy   Stay tuned to socials for the live show location in Brisbane and Melbourne as we suss them out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we might be hood at comey pls come to our adelaide and melbourne shows use google we love you. @demilardner @tomwalkerisgood i cant remember my patreon thing but i am poor if you would like some of my art and would like to support me hello i am demi i love you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you want to come to our first and best live show in Adelaide tweet at us (@demilardner or @tomwalkerisgood) it'll probably be on next Saturday the 10th of March. Love you plz rate and review this PS Demi drops some spiiiiicy content at the end of this episode that I was sure would be edited out but she insisted it stay Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I (Tom) left our pop filters in Sydney and now we're in Adelaide. This is our first episode since we thought Demi was going to die so I hope you like it. I bought a real blue apron and am wearing it around the house (dick out) to try to get sponsorship for the pod. @demilardner @tomwalker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The bee-ess-tees release their filthiest and worst episode yet. Tom finally says those three little words every girl wants to hear: “The Cum Egg“.   Hey in the time between this being recorded and it being uploaded we thought Demi was going to die but she didn’t. Anyway just wanted you to know we recorded this very drunk episode before Demi went to hospital not after. She’s also fine now (it’s me Tom writing this, not Demi).   Anyway hope you’re well. Call your parents @demilardner @tomwalkerisgood www.patreon.com/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey guys Tom here. I woke Demi up to record this because I was like oh there's only one time we can do it. I was wrong and turns out, I woke her up for no reason, but it's still a good episode and you get to hear me irreparably damage our relationship. The trust is gone. Love you! @demilardner @tomwalkerisgood www.patreon.com/demilardner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

these are banked episodes i have no idea what happened on this one but i think we were drunk and delirious www.patreon.com/demilardner @demilardner @tomwalkerisgood Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

YOU DON'T NEED TO THROW UP also tom juggles   @tomwalkerisgood @demilardner www.patreon.com/demilardner   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

tong and drint lov to blip drim has a patreon if you would like gogle it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

wow what a weeks it's been hey guys whew don't i know it here's the episode love you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

tom walker and demi lardner are very good T COMEDY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.