Most people haven't read the whole bible, we think you should so we're doing it for you! The hosts are overqualified, Ones mom is a famous prophet and evangelist the other hasn't even cracked the cover. Start at the beginning or jump into the middle! New episodes released every Monday.
God Hates Figs
Ep289
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11/27/2023 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 57 seconds
Bicklegate (fixed)
Ep288
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11/20/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 2 seconds
An Affair of Biblical Proportions
Ep287
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11/8/2023 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 54 seconds
Prophecy School
Ep286
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10/16/2023 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 27 seconds
Fuck it We’ll Do It Live
Ep285
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10/10/2023 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 31 seconds
Biblically Speaking
Ep284
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9/25/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 7 seconds
Jesus is Racist
Ep283
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8/29/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 58 seconds
He’s Back
Ep282
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8/22/2023 • 43 minutes, 51 seconds
Have You Met The Bible Beaters
Ep281 While Caleb’s away in Portugal flirting with the pope, the boys get back together for a classic Have You Met Chad pod.
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8/3/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 3 seconds
Late for Metalfest
Ep280
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7/18/2023 • 50 minutes, 31 seconds
Mini Preacher
Ep279
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7/11/2023 • 58 minutes, 17 seconds
The True Name of god
Ep278
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7/5/2023 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 15 seconds
Winnipeg Metal Festival (fixed)
Ep277
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6/26/2023 • 56 minutes, 44 seconds
Autistic and Gay
Ep276 This episode begins the book of Ezra. The Jews are released from captivity by Cyrus the Persian Messiah. After some brief historical context we learn who and what made it back to Israel. The Pope and the devil also make an appearance. In modern times the bois recount their experiences at Kill Tony and...
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6/18/2023 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 23 seconds
The last Chronicle
Ep275 This episode brings us to the end of Chronicles. After Josiah things go from bad to worse for the Israelites. Egypt installs a puppet before big bad Nebuchadnezzar burns down the temple and takes all of their stuff. Kyle and Caleb endure hardships in Austin.
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6/13/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 48 seconds
Leaving Las Vegas
Ep274 The Vegas Knights win in vegas! So the boys go clubbing. In bible time Jesiah discovers Moses’s ancient tome in the temple strip club.
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6/5/2023 • 56 minutes, 4 seconds
Journey to the Mothership
Ep273 The beaters hit the road! Kyle and Caleb begin their pilgrimage to the mothership. In bible times king Hezekiah is dead and his son Masseneh really makes a mess eh. In fact he is worse than any of the civilizations god commanded to destroy. This makes yahweh say no way and bad things happen....
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5/29/2023 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 8 seconds
6 Million Punchlines
Ep272
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5/23/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 44 seconds
Chemtrail Conspiracy
Ep271
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5/16/2023 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 28 seconds
Fuckin Burn It
Ep270
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5/8/2023 • 55 minutes, 16 seconds
Passover Extended Party Edition
Ep269
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5/1/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 38 seconds
Unconditional Conditions
Ep268
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4/24/2023 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 30 seconds
Speculation Town
Ep267
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4/17/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 26 seconds
A Bible Beaters Easter Special
Ep266 Happy Easter. This week Kyle learns, for the first time, about Jesus’s crucifixion and resurrection. We read from the gospel according to Mark about why we celebrate Easter.
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4/9/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 12 seconds
Miracles
Ep265
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4/9/2023 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 47 seconds
Fuck This Guy
Ep246 Today’s podcast covers pranking roommates and a new clothing line. In bible times Amaziah fucked up and was murdered and his son Uzziah does what is right in the eyes of the lord… for now. Then he gets face leprosy.
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3/28/2023 • 1 hour, 37 minutes
Off The Cliff
Ep263
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3/20/2023 • 58 minutes, 53 seconds
New Palestine
Ep262
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3/16/2023 • 57 minutes, 58 seconds
The Ol’ Suprise Baby
Ep261 This week we learn of the sordid past of King Joash. He was hidden as a baby and when turned 6 the high priest lead a coup and made him king and killed his grandmother. A listener asks about religious nationalism vs communism
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3/8/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 17 seconds
Rube Goldberg Revenge
Ep260 In this episode a fridge is dropped on an old man. Jehosaphats son jeroham becomes king and NOBODY likes that guy. He dies a painful death and everyone cheers. Jehu shows up and performs some god sanctioned murder.
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3/1/2023 • 54 minutes, 58 seconds
god’s Flat Earth
Ep259 Today we talked about jesophate getting attacked by his neighbors. He was real scared but god intervened and saved the day. We also talked about fasting, aliens, Caleb’s birthday trip to LA.
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2/22/2023 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 11 seconds
Dogooder Deamons
Ep258
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2/12/2023 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 5 seconds
400 and 1 Prophets
Ep257
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2/5/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 7 seconds
Church Streaking
Ep256
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1/30/2023 • 50 minutes, 22 seconds
Shut It Down
Ep255
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1/23/2023 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 43 seconds
David Blaine is Jesus
Ep254
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1/16/2023 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 27 seconds
Ennui
Ep253
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12/30/2022 • 48 minutes, 49 seconds
IHOP an Interview with Mike Bickle
Ep245
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10/24/2022 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 34 seconds
Ghosted by God
Ep220
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3/21/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 42 seconds
Complete Your Puzzle
Ep219
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3/16/2022 • 59 minutes, 2 seconds
Make Me A Sandwich
Ep171
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3/21/2021 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 31 seconds
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