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Bellied Up

English, Comedy, 1 season, 91 episodes, 3 days, 18 hours, 51 minutes
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Podcast with Charlie Berens and Myles The You Betcha Guy
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Husband Has Road Rage #89

What to bring to a potluck? The first caller has a husband who hates driving in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, and needs tips on how to calm him down. The next caller is a boss for a hard-working crew and wants to know how to toe the line of hanging out with his workers outside of work. The last call is a Bellied Update: Carlene calls in (from Episode 44) to give us an update on her love life and parents. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast
2/22/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Norwegian Definition of "Uffda" #88

We are at the VFW in downtown Fargo, ND. If aliens came to the Midwest, what would we show them? Our first caller is nervous about looking like a rookie on the job site. We give him some pointers on how to somewhat look like you know what you’re doing. In the next call, we go international with a call from Norway. We ask about Lefse, how to speak Norway, and we get a true definition of maybe the most important midwest word, "Uffda.”. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast
2/15/202453 minutes, 48 seconds
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Is North Dakota Better Than Minnesota? #87

The first caller is bored with a broken knee; we brainstorm what business she can create in her free time. The next caller is in love with Michigan women and wants to improve his game. The last caller is a college student in North Dakota and thinks North Dakota is boring; we help her find some fun things to do. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast
2/8/20241 hour, 6 minutes, 32 seconds
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We Create a Midwest Dating App #86

The first caller is from Michigan and is tired of dating apps. We help brainstorm the best dating app for Midwesterners. The next caller is in trouble with the law and wants to move his significant other to the Midwest. The last caller is a Canadian who loves snow machines (snowmobiles). We guide him on what to do with his snow machine shed. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠Cripescast
2/1/20241 hour, 11 minutes, 28 seconds
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Minnesota Vs. Wisconsin #85

In this episode, we're at Chub's Pub in Fargo, ND. The first caller has a significant issue with how Wisconsin labels its highways and believes Minnesota is superior (Charlie isn't too happy with that). (25:50) The next caller is a pianist who lives in NYC and needs tips on how to track down other hunters in the Big Apple. (53:28) The last caller is in a hairy situation with a nice gal he met. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠Cripescast
1/25/20241 hour, 12 minutes, 58 seconds
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Florida Man Needs Ice Fishing Advice #84

Our first caller is a school teacher in New York who is experiencing an uncomfortable situation with her ex. The next caller is a Florida man who is going to brave the cold and go ice fishing; he needs some pointers. The last caller is debating whether or not to coach little league baseball in Indiana. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠You Betcha Radio⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠Cripescast
1/18/202453 minutes, 8 seconds
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Charlie Gets a Tarot Card Reading #83

Our first caller wants to be more than friends with Charlie. The next caller is having sprinkler problems, and perhaps our biggest buy, sell, trade yet. The last caller needs closure on a breakup and is also a tarot card reader, so naturally, Charlie gets a reading. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here Check Out Myles' other Podcast You Betcha Radio Check Out Charlie's other Podcast Cripescast
1/11/202459 minutes, 9 seconds
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School Teacher is a Dominatrix #82

In this episode, we're at Mick's Office in Moorhead, MN. Our first caller is a teacher who found out that one of his colleagues works as a dominatrix as a side job. The next caller helps us explore the wonderful world of Dungeons and Dragons, and the last caller wants to know how to deal with an "annoying" coworker who tries to rope him into his business ideas. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here
1/4/202455 minutes, 57 seconds
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Don't Mess With The Mailman #81

Our first caller resides in a large house with his entire family and needs some advice on how to enhance privacy. The next caller, a UPS Driver from Maine, now living in New Hampshire, needs help dealing with a Karen. The last caller, hailing from Michigan, is looking for advice on handling an older neighbor who repeatedly hits on him. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here
12/28/20231 hour, 1 minute, 55 seconds
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Confusing Car Thieves #80

Our first caller wants to know when he should spill the beans about telling his kid that Santa isn't real (we're not sure why he wants to lie to them). The next caller is seeking the perfect gift idea for her boyfriend. The last caller, who resides in Ohio, needs tactics for dealing with local car thieves. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here
12/21/202346 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Art of Small Talk #79

In this episode, we're at The Hill Bar & Grill in Glyndon, MN. Our first caller is experiencing lady troubles, and we help him with that. The next caller wants to know how to convince her fiancé to take "cute" pajama photos for Christmas. The last caller is wondering what the acceptable amount of drinking is at Dragon Con (It's kind of like Comic Con). Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here
12/14/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 40 seconds
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Does New Zealand Belong in The Midwest? #78

Our first caller is a law student who wants to know which Midwest laws we would pass, and we pick his brain about law school. The next caller wants to know how he can lose a few pounds, and the last caller is from New Zealand, wondering if New Zealand belongs in the Midwest. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here
12/7/202358 minutes, 28 seconds
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Mechanical Bull At a Wedding #77

Our first caller wants to take Charlie on a date. The next caller wants to put an animal mount in the living room, but his wife's profession conflicts with that. The last caller comes from a rodeo family and wants a mechanical bull at his wedding. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠Here
11/30/202359 minutes, 33 seconds
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How To Get A Raise 💵 #76

In this episode, we're at Duffy's in Fargo, ND. The first caller works at a small business and is wondering how he should go about asking for a raise. The next caller is dealing with a ton of family drama involving his grandpa, and the last caller is having problems with the alleyway in his neighborhood. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠Here
11/22/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 4 seconds
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Maple Syrup and Death #75

Our first caller is having a wedding and is having a best man dilemma, Next caller wants to know an age old questions "are midwest kids just born to work for their dad?" Last caller is a maple syrup enthusiast and a Funeral Director, we dive deep into the dying business. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠Here
11/16/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 41 seconds
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How To Look Cool While Hunting #74

Our first caller is bothered by jet skiers tearing up his local lake. The next caller wants to know how to avoid looking like a dweeb when he's hunting. Following that, a caller is concerned about his wife being forklift certified. Our final caller needs advice on how to make her husband more Midwestern. Get yourself a ⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠Here
11/9/202345 minutes, 42 seconds
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How To Avoid "The Happiest Place On Earth" #73

In this episode we're at Clementine's in Milwaukee. First caller has some nosy extremely neighbors, Next caller needs desperate help to get out of a Disney vacation with his in-laws, Last caller is scarred for life, because he heard a certain couple "doing the deed". Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
11/2/202357 minutes, 47 seconds
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Bribing Your Kid #72

First caller talks about not wanting to compromise on the type of grass when buying a home, the second caller talks about paying her kid to behave at school, and the third caller got their dirt bike stolen out of their front yard Get yourself a ⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠Here⁠
10/27/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Art of Sliding into the DM's #71

First caller hates that his brother buys so much junk, next caller is a marathon runner and wants to know the perfect meal after running a marathon, last caller is wondering why Charlie hasn't reached out to her and wants fishing advice. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
10/19/20231 hour, 55 seconds
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Outsmarting The Landlord #70

First caller wants to know how he can sneak a pet into his apartment, Next caller wants to know when he should propose while his brother is planning his wedding, Last caller has a midwest math question and maybe our best buy, sell, or trade yet. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
10/12/202355 minutes, 7 seconds
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Wearing Camo To a Wedding #69

The first caller is a truck driver who lets us know his biggest pet peeves when driving truck. The next caller is worried that her (maybe) future husband might wear camo to their wedding. The last caller is Park Ranger, Charlie asks a lot of questions. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
10/5/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 25 seconds
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Finding Love at a Reggae Concert #68

Our first caller wants to hear from us about how he can ignore people. The next caller wants advice on dating someone who's 15 years older than him, and the last caller is wondering what he should do after graduating college. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
9/27/20231 hour, 28 seconds
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Husband Buys Too Many Tools #67

Our first caller really dislikes Chicago but has a burning love for fireworks. The next caller hates how many tools her husband is buying, and the last caller wants to know the essentials for a man cave. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
9/21/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 53 seconds
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Best of Bellied Up: Volume 1

Here’s the Best of Bellied Up from the first 66 episodes. Episode 67 will be out next week. Thanks for listening 🍻 Charlie's Aunt and Grandma call in. Episode 19  Boyfriend loves hunting. Episode 38 (16:14) Ethan's first call. Episode 51 (37:37) Southern Men vs. Midwest Men. Episode 11 (58:08) We learn about Pizza delivery. Episode 17 (01:10:28) Dating your cousin. Episode 58 (01:25:46) We try horseradish. Episode 41 (01:47:15) Ditch Chickens Episode 23 (01:53:13) Dealing with annoying family. Episode 44 (02:07:05) Pastor Dave. Episode 22 (02:40:18) Charlies date with Canadian. Episode 30 (02:59:56) Ethan second call. Episode 61 (03:26:55) Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
9/14/20233 hours, 55 minutes, 41 seconds
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How to Fight in The Midwest #66

Our first caller has his first-ever kickboxing match coming up and is curious about ways to fight like a Midwesterner. The next caller wants to know the best solution for getting his wife to stop grilling. The last caller informs us about the ins and outs of being an EMT. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
9/7/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 6 seconds
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Grandpa is Sending Weird Emails #65

Our first caller is a truck driver who delivers dumpsters, and we ask, "What's the wildest thing you've ever seen?" The next caller is in a weird email exchange with his grandpa. The last caller is starting a salsa business and wants to know how to get it going in the right direction. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
8/31/202358 minutes, 59 seconds
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Ex-Girlfriend Etiquette #64

In this episode, we're at Zad's in Milwaukee, WI. The first caller is missing his "bro time" with his best buddy. The next caller has a significant turkey problem in their town. The last caller is wondering if he can get back with his ex-girlfriend. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
8/24/202355 minutes, 42 seconds
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Dad is Addicted to Jetskis #63

Our first caller is pregnant and has a very important event scheduled for when she's due to go into labor. The next caller's father has a tendency to buy too many jetskis. The last caller recently hired an employee and wants to know how to place them in the right role at work. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
8/17/20231 hour, 1 minute, 30 seconds
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Ruining a Family Wedding #62

Our first caller is a passenger princess and gives us the 3 things that are essential for a car ride (the driver princess also chimes in). Next caller did the impossible and found a use for the plywood in his garage, Last caller needs some tips for officiating his brother's wedding. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
8/10/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 59 seconds
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Girlfriend Wants to Move in Part 2 #61

Our first caller hired his father-in-law and immediately regrets his decision. (23:07) Then, Ethan gives us a Bellied UPdate on his goth girlfriend moving in with him and his dad. Check out Episode 51 for Ethan's first phone call. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
8/3/202351 minutes, 42 seconds
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What Every Midwest Kitchen Needs #60

The first caller has a dad who is way too good at the 'Midwest goodbye' and needs tips on how to get out of it. The next caller wants to know if he should call off his wedding. The last caller is infected with the remodeling bug and wants to know what they should do with their kitchen. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
7/27/202352 minutes, 12 seconds
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Adventures of Dating #59

Our first caller has a (future) father-in-law who doesn't want alcohol at the wedding, but the caller does. The next caller is a carpenter who is having a hard time with a douchebag coworker. The last caller is looking for a career change and wants to start a podcast about dating. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
7/20/20231 hour, 9 minutes
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Dating Your Cousin #58

In this episode, we're at Dale Z.'s On Tour in Milwaukee, WI. Our first caller is wondering when a town is considered a small town. The next caller is about to have a baby and needs baby name suggestions. The last caller is best friends with her cousin and she wants people to stop thinking that they're dating. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
7/13/202358 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Man With No Stomach #57

In this episode, we talk to a guy who doesn't have a stomach and discuss the struggles that come with that. The next caller needs advice on how not to look so Midwest on the beach. He's also in the Coast Guard, and we ask him about how he catches drug smugglers. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
7/6/202345 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Keys To a Perfect Mullet #56

Our first caller is the father of a mullet champion he breaks down the do's and don'ts of a great mullet. Next caller is having trouble with her coworker. Last caller isn't sure if he should stay in his college dorm or not. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
6/29/202355 minutes, 35 seconds
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Rules of The Garage Fridge #55

In this episode, we're at Matt's Bar and Grill in Minneapolis, MN. Our first caller wants to know what belongs in the garage fridge and what shouldn't. The next caller, who has a pilot's license, wants to know which parts of the Midwest he should visit. In the final call, Myles and Charlie engage in a buy-sell-trade and get educated. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
6/21/202348 minutes, 20 seconds
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Hawaii Says "Aloha" to the Midwest #54

In this episode, Myles does something he's never done before. Our first caller states his case on why Hawaii should be a part of the Midwest. The next caller is "Forklift certified," and our last caller is a Michigander who needs some tips for moving to a ranch in Montana. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
6/15/202343 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Perfect Hotdish Recipe #53

Our first caller lives in New York and is wondering what the best way is to welcome neighbors to the neighborhood. The next caller needs to know what type of fence he should put up. The caller is a dog walker in Oregon and needs advice on how to be less bored on her walks. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
6/8/202359 minutes, 2 seconds
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Living Next Door To a Sorority #52

In this episode, we're at Schuller's Tavern in Golden Valley, MN. Our first caller is a single mom with a traumatic past who is looking for a new guy. The next caller is wondering what he needs to know for his sister's wedding. The last caller of the day lives next to a sorority and needs advice on how to handle a naggy neighbor. Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
6/1/202354 minutes, 14 seconds
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Girlfriend Wants to Move in #51

In this episode, we're at Tony Jaro's in Minneapolis, MN. The first caller is a Vikings fan, and one of his good buddies got drafted to the Packers. He wants to know how to deal with Packers fans in his small South Dakota town. (23:23) The next caller lives with his dad in Kansas, and the callers girlfriend wants to move in with them, he doesn't know if he should, or should not. The last caller laughs too much and wants to know how to tone it down a notch.
5/25/202358 minutes, 39 seconds
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Co-Workers Drink Too Much #50

First caller, who's got a boat and wants some tips on how to ask his buddies for gas money. Then we've got a Hoosier-turned-Floridian caller, worried about whether his kid will pick up Midwestern values. And last but not least, our 21-year-old caller just hit legal drinking age and wants to know why his coworkers are always downing drinks like there's no (work) tomorrow.
5/18/20231 hour
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Dating is Like Fishing #49

In this episode, we're at Tony Jaro's River Garden in Minneapolis, MN. Our first caller is struggling with women and wants to know how to improve his dating skills using fishing terminology. The next caller has a golfing buddy and wants to end their golfing partnership. The last caller is from Scranton, PA, and we ask him a ton of questions about the show "The Office". Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here
5/11/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 32 seconds
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Midwest Basement Bar Essentials #48

In this episode, Myles welcomes his grandparents for a chat. The first caller shares about her husband's passion for lawn care, and wants advice on how to handle his obsession. Next, a listener needs recommendations on what he should do with his basement bar. Lastly, a caller from Illinois is moving to Milwaukee asks about the point at which he'll no longer be considered a "F.I.B." (F****** Illinois Bastard).
5/4/202357 minutes, 10 seconds
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Mystery Strip Club Money #47

First caller is calling in to hate on ranch, Next caller is Laurie, she's trying to find the ideal boyfriend, Last caller found a bunch of money in the ceiling of a strip club and wants to know what to do with it. Please consider helping Will, with his cancer treatment Here Get yourself a "Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens" hat
4/27/202353 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Ultimate Roommate Test #46

In this episode we're at The Red Baron Lounge in Casselton, ND. First caller lost his wisdom and wants to know if he can drink with his buddies sooner rather than later. The next caller is seeking real estate advice and also has a "buy, sell, or trade" for a sweet motorcycle. The last caller is worried that she's becoming a "Karen"... Oh! and she can play the cello. Please consider helping Will, with his cancer treatment Here Get yourself a "Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens" hat
4/20/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 24 seconds
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Taking Back The Bowling Industry #45

Our first caller wants to find a date for an upcoming wedding and has a beef with bowling. In the next call, we get an update from the mother who wants her daughter to get into deer hunting (Episode #36). The last caller is a tattoo artist in Wisconsin, and we get a full breakdown on what it's like to be a tattoo artist. Please consider helping Jake's good buddy Will, with his cancer treatment Here Get yourself a "Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens" hat
4/13/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 5 seconds
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Myles & Charlie's Wild Adventure #44

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode, we're at Hi-Ho Burgers & Brews in Dilworth, MN. Myles & Charlie learn an interesting fact about strawberries. First caller is a geologist who is wondering how she can get her parents to stop asking when she's going to have kids. The next caller is a "Former NFL QB" who is in the market for a hot dog roller. Please consider helping one of our listeners' good buddy Will, with his cancer treatment Here Get yourself a "Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens" hat
4/6/202355 minutes, 55 seconds
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Bar in a Hardware Store #43

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at Hi-Ho Burgers & Brews in Dilworth, MN. Our first caller is puzzled by the number of geese around his house. The next caller is wondering if he has an addiction to Touchtunes, and the last caller has a dream bar idea and explains why Kansas City, MO is awesome. Please consider helping one of our listeners' good buddy Will, with his cancer treatment Here Get yourself a "Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens" hat
3/30/202359 minutes, 13 seconds
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Secrets of Private Jet Life #42

Presented By Fleet Farm Please consider helping one of our listeners' good buddy Will, with his cancer treatment Here Our first caller is a flight attendant for a private jet who gives us details on the craziest thing she's ever seen on a plane. Then, Green Bay Packers Running Back AJ Dillon joins the podcast. The next caller wants to know which Packer player hits the hardest, and the last caller of the day wants to know why men cheat. She then throws a massive curveball at us. Check out AJ Dillon and Will Toonen's Podcast "Toonen To Dillon Podcast"
3/23/202354 minutes, 11 seconds
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Midwest Family Tree W/ AJ Dillon #41

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode, Green Bay Packers running back AJ Dillon and Will Toonen join the podcast. The first caller is a mailman who wants to know what makes someone "Not Midwest Nice". Next caller is having trouble staying awake while driving. The gang tries some delicious horseradish. The last caller of the day wants to know which Midwest states belong on the Midwest family tree.  Check out AJ Dillon and Will Toonen's podcast "Toonen To Dillon Podcast"
3/16/20231 hour, 17 minutes, 47 seconds
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Minnesota To California #40

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at Lenny's Bar in Green Bay, WI. The first caller is an insurance workerwho is trying to convince his girlfriend that wisconsin is a good location spot, and Charlie helps out. The next caller wants to improve his two skills: golfing and fishing. The last caller is a transplant from who live is St. Paul and wants to know when he will finally be considered a Midwesterner. 
3/9/202353 minutes, 28 seconds
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How to Not Hit Deer #39

Presented by Fleet farm In this episode we talk to a guy tells us his story at a waste water treatment plant, next caller can't stop hitting deer we give her some expert analysis on how not to, Last caller is wondering how long a best man speech should be.
3/2/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 38 seconds
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Indiana Needs More Attention #38

Presented By Fleet Farm Check out Charlie's New Stand Up Special "Midwest Goodbye" on YouTube Our first caller is considering a career change and has a passion for the art of wood carving. Next caller has been in a committed relationship with her boyfriend for nearly two decades, and is wondering if he'll ever propose. Charlie and Myles discuss some possible ways on getting him to propose. Lastly, we've got a caller who's uncorked some wine in her closet and is feeling a bit wined up about why Indiana isn't getting the attention it deserves.
2/23/20231 hour, 25 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Art of Not Annoying Dad #37

Presented by Fleet Farm In this episode we're at the Green Bay Curling Club in Green Bay, WI. First caller is moving in with his girlfriend and needs some tips, next caller's dad is trying to fix the plumbing in their home, last caller of the day is taking their Christmas lights down.
2/16/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 5 seconds
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Mystery of the Midwest Basement #36

Presented by Fleet Farm We're at the Nook in St. Paul, MN. First caller is a mother who wants to get her daughter into Deer Hunting, Myles and Charlie sing. Then next caller cleans basements and we ask him what is the weirdest thing he's ever seen in his line of work.
2/9/202346 minutes, 20 seconds
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Cut Grass and Eat Bass #35

Presented by Fleet Farm Our first caller is a construction worker wondering how to break in his winter bibs, next caller lives in Washington and wants to live in the midwest, Last caller is living in South Carolina that's thinking about moving to Wisconsin and is a big "Midwest Survival Guide" fan.
2/2/202355 minutes, 7 seconds
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Does Kentucky Belong in The Midwest? #34

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at The Nook in St. Paul, MN. First caller has a dilemma for his sisters wedding, Next caller is from Colorado and loves Fleet Farm, last caller states their case on Kentucky being apart of the Midwest.
1/26/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 16 seconds
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Getting Romantic at The Wisconsin Dells #33

Presented By Fleet Farm Our First caller is wondering what she should build on her 60 acres, we then give tips to the next caller on where's the best place to get engaged, last caller of the day wants to know why people hate Nickelback.  Get yourself a "Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens" hat: https://ohhyoubetcha.com/collections/hats/products/ditch-chickens-hat?variant=40473040748653
1/19/202357 minutes, 51 seconds
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Is The ”Midwest Goodbye” Bad? #32

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode a Minnesotan calls in wondering if the Midwest Goodbye is a bad thing, next caller is curious on how he should deal with snow in his driveway, last caller is a father and is nervous about his teenager learning to drive.
1/12/202354 minutes, 7 seconds
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Midwest Dance Moves #31

Presented by Fleet Farm We're at SteveO's Bar and Grill in Crystal MN. Our first caller has a midwest mystery on his hands, next caller gives Charlie tips on how to fix his back, next caller is wondering what beer is like Busch Apple, Last caller of the day the day recaps a wedding and what's to know the most Midwest way to cancel plans
1/5/202349 minutes, 35 seconds
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Charlie Goes On Blind Dates #30

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we have a Canadian woman call in and we ask her what she wants from a man, next caller is having trouble with a coworker, Last caller lives is a homeowner from Colorado and is trying to find a man.
12/29/20221 hour, 54 minutes, 17 seconds
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Interrogating A Forklift Driver #29

Presented By Fleet Farm   In this episode we cheer up a guy that is about to go through a surgery, Next caller is wondering how to deal with people that don't know how to launch a boat, last caller of the is "Forklift Certified" and a Buffalo Bills fan.   Get yourself a Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens Hat: https://ohhyoubetcha.com/products/ditch-chickens-hat
12/22/20221 hour, 22 minutes, 32 seconds
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How To Get A Bartenders Attention #28

Presented by Fleet Farm In this episode we're at Palmer's Bar in Minneapolis, MN. First caller is wondering what's the best way to propose to a southern women, next caller has an interesting trade for Wisconsin, last caller is a bartender we get tips and tricks on how to respectfully get a bartenders attention.
12/15/20221 hour, 1 minute, 50 seconds
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Dealing With The Gosh Darn Wind #27

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we have a caller that moved from Oshkosh to London and is wondering how to assert dominance, Next caller is tired of the wind, Finally, Airline Dan gives us an update (His first call was on Episode #16) on what he spent his free airline money on.    Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens Hat 👇 https://ohhyoubetcha.com/collections/hats/products/ditch-chickens-hat
12/8/202248 minutes
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Blue Cheese Vs. Ranch #26

Presented By Fleet Farm Get yourself a "Road Hunting for Ditch Chickens" hat in the link below https://ohhyoubetcha.com/collections/hats/products/ditch-chickens-hat?variant=40473040748653 In this episode our first caller is wondering how to deal with a "Karen" for his engraving business, next caller is from Buffalo and asks the timeless question "does Buffalo, NY belong in the Midwest"? We help the last caller troubleshoot a tractor she's driving and we tell her what's new in Fargo, ND
12/1/202255 minutes, 18 seconds
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Does Alaska Belong in The Midwest? #25

Presented By Fleet Farm We're at the Harwood Bar and Grill in Harwood, ND. In this episode we talk about our Thanksgiving traditions, Our first caller asks about coffee snobs and has some corrections for Charlie's book, next caller is wondering what's Charlie and Myles main pet peeves are, last caller of the day campaigns for Alaska to be apart of the Midwest.
11/23/20221 hour, 52 seconds
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Perfecting The Midwest Goodbye #24

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we discuss awesome tourist attractions, First caller is wondering which whiskey is better American or Canadian? Next caller is spending her birthday at the Wisconsin Dells, last caller of the day is moving from California to the Midwest and doesn't want to stick out like a sore thumb
11/17/202248 minutes, 49 seconds
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Road Huntin’ For Ditch Chickens #23

Presented By Fleet Farm   In this episode we're at the Knickerbocker Liquor Locker in Haskins, ND. We discuss the joys of Mega-Malls, First caller wants suggestions on what to name her cats, Next caller is trying to find the right type of weirdo, Last caller of the day is out hunting and proposes a new map of the Midwest.    Check out our Youtube Page 👇 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCATH-c7kenLwxiGWohX_Jgw
11/10/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 55 seconds
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Confessions With Pastor Dave #22

Presented By Fleet Farm We're at the Knickerbocker Liquor Locker in Haskins, ND. Our first caller is wondering what he should do for his wedding, Then we have Pastor Dave call in to chat (Myles and Charlie are both catholic), Last caller asks what age is too young to bring his nephew hunting.
11/3/202256 minutes, 48 seconds
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#21 The Perfect Midwest Tailgate

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we discuss 5 things you need for a Midwest tailgate, next caller is wondering what is the best way to prepare sweet corn, last caller of the days asks what him and his buddy should buy.
10/27/202252 minutes, 38 seconds
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#20 Trapped With The Ol’ Ball And Chain

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode our first caller is wondering how to spend extended time with his wife. Then, Dude Dad's "uncle" calls in and gives us an update on his barn, Last caller is living the dream and is curious on how Charlie and Myles got their start.
10/20/202242 minutes, 59 seconds
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#19 Charlie’s Grandma Calls in

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at the Foggy Dew in Milwaukee. First caller is wondering where to go on a guy's trip, then Charlie's Grandma calls in (18:12) to trash Charlie's lawn mowing skills, last caller of the day asks what he should do about his dog peeing in the house.
10/13/202248 minutes, 40 seconds
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#18 How To Spot a Midwestern Man

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we talk about dogs and ferrets, Next caller lives on a military base and is wondering how to spot a midwestern man when everyone is dressed the same way, last caller of the day gets embarrassed by her boyfriend and is trying to get back at him.
10/6/202250 minutes, 12 seconds
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#17 How NOT To Order A Pizza

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we talk to a guy that works at a pizza place and we "order" a pizza from him, next caller is wondering which hobby he should pick up, Last caller of the day has a new snowblower and a very long driveway.
9/29/202248 minutes, 23 seconds
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#16 Charlie And Myles ”Taste” Wine

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at Uncle Buck's in downtown Milwaukee. Our first caller is wondering what to do with their 5 acre property. Next caller wants to become a bartender and wants to know more about drinking wine. Last caller of the day is making money off of airline tickets and is curious on what he should do with his cold hard cash.
9/22/202251 minutes, 25 seconds
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#15 Matchmaking For Moms

Presented By Fleet Farm Our first caller is wondering how to find a guy for his mom, Next caller asks what he should do to be more active in high school, last caller is wondering how should he recreate his grandmas potato salad recipe.
9/15/202245 minutes, 49 seconds
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#14 Selling Feet Pics

Presented By Fleet Farm   In this episode we're at Puddler's Hall in Milwaukee. First caller is a bus driver and needs advice on how to deal with fussy bus riders, next caller wants a career change we suggest going into the lucrative career of selling feet pics, we then settle the debate on whether North Dakota belongs in the midwest, Last caller has too much stuff in his garage.
9/8/202253 minutes, 15 seconds
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#13 Best Midwest Movie

Presented By Fleet Farm We're at Puddler's Hall in Milwaukee, Our first caller is wondering how to deal with sweat... in undesirable places, Next caller asks what is the best midwest movie (Myles gets confused), Last caller of the day is wondering how to make more friends in high school.
9/1/202245 minutes, 12 seconds
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#12 Moving Back To The Midwest

Presented by Fleet Farm   Our first caller is wondering what's the best grill on a budget, next caller is moving from the south back to the midwest and needs advice to acclimate, then bartender Amanda joins the podcast and has a great thing to sell
8/25/202251 minutes, 50 seconds
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#11 Dating Southern Men VS. Midwest Men

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode, we have a southern lady ask what's the deal with midwest men, Next caller is wondering what he should do for his 21st birthday, our last caller of the day wants to know what laws should be in place for deer camp.
8/18/202249 minutes, 43 seconds
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#10 Does Kansas Belong In The Midwest?

Presented By Fleet Farm   In this episode we are at the Wild Rice Bar in North Dakota, our first caller asks if we should kick Kansas out of the midwest, next caller is trying to sell his car subwoofers, after that the next caller is wondering if he should swallow his pride and bring his lawn mower in to get fixed, Last caller asks the most important question known to mankind... grilled cheese sandwich or PB&J.
8/11/202245 minutes, 12 seconds
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#9 Beating The Summer Heat

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode, Myles and Charlie play shake of the day. A caller asks about Supper Clubs. Next caller is curious on how to beat the brutal Texas heat. We wrap up the podcast with Charlie giving advice on how to score Packer tickets.
8/4/202248 minutes, 40 seconds
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#8 Tailgating At The Airport

Presented By Fleet Farm We're at Big Erv's in Horace, ND. Myles and Charlie hand out advice of what to do on a 21st birthday. Next caller is wondering what to do about his broken coffee maker, he is also a Navy Pilot and Myles asks how realistic the movie Top Gun actually is (minor Top Gun spoilers). Our last caller of the day is curious what is the best way to transport cheese, Myles and Charlie come up with tailgating at the airport.
7/28/20221 hour, 16 seconds
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#7 Charlie’s Secret Fishing Recipe

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we are at Big Erv's in Horace, ND. Our first caller asks what's the best fishing recipe, Our next caller is wondering how to deal with his moody kid, our last caller is wondering when you should stop investing, after winning big on pull tabs.     VENMO: @Eric-Dobervich
7/21/202253 minutes, 14 seconds
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#6 Buying The Perfect Mower

Presented By Fleet Farm We are at Wolski's (again) in Milwaukee. Our first caller is wondering how to sleep in her pickup when she goes to Yellowstone, After that, our next caller picks a fight with Charlie about the Toledo War and is wondering how to handle hunting blind etiquette, A Canadian caller wants to know what's the perfect mower to buy, we end the podcast with a buy/sell/or trade.
7/14/202245 minutes, 2 seconds
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#5 Bartenders Are The Best Therapist

Presented By Fleet Farm   This week we're at Wolski's in Milwaukee. Our first caller is wondering how to play it cool with a lady he likes (6:59). Charlie then tells a caller how to handle their feelings better (16:15). Then Jason hops on to discuss recently being fired and what he should do next (21:47). The last caller of the day has some words with Charlie about Johnsonville brats... it gets a little testy.
7/7/202248 minutes, 3 seconds
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#4 Dealing With Crazy Drivers

Presented By: Fleet Farm We are still at The Newport in Milwaukee. We speak with a Packers fan. A caller wondering how to deal with Chicago traffic. A dad calls in wondering how to get his kids into golf. A newlywed gives Myles valuable marriage advice. We wrap up the episode with Lucas to talk about poles.
6/30/202258 minutes, 35 seconds
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#3 Myles Takes (And Gives) Marriage Advice

Presented By Fleet Farm We are on location this week at The Newport in Milwaukee. It's Charlie's birthday and what better way to celebrate than giving advice to callers. (03:59) Our first caller is wondering if she should tone down her midwest accent. (10:25) The next caller needs advice on how to deal with his upcoming wedding. (21:58) After the callers, Dave bellys up to the bar to talk about getting into graphic design, his tattoos, and marriage advice for Myles. (34:57) We wrap up with Kyle coming to the bar. Wondering how to sell more Busch Light at his own bar.  Recorded 04/27/22
6/23/202251 minutes, 54 seconds
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#2 How To Be More Midwest

Presented by Fleet Farm (19:15) a caller from Germany is wondering how to be more midwestern, (30:56) then Myles and Charlie give advice on how to deal with "road apples", (39:10) our last caller is hungover and we learn the in's and out's of ski culture.
6/16/202258 minutes, 54 seconds
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#1 If You Got A Belly, We Got A Bar

Presented By Fleet Farm   In this first episode, Charlie talks to a Chicago Bears fan, we get pool advice from a pool salesman, give out midwest dating advice, and we connect with the youth, by giving snow shoveling advice
6/8/202257 minutes, 33 seconds
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Welcome To Bellied Up

Listen to Charlie Berens and Myles The You Betcha guy new call-in show. Where the give out any advice you want. Buy sell or trade anything that you have. New episode every week
5/24/20221 minute, 5 seconds