Lots of real traditional values explored this week: the importance of the family unit, Catholicism, kind deeds.  Kishimoto is determined to rob us of all our money and all our joy. We meet another Jesus Christ figure and he's the Christiest one yet. The Sage of the Six Paths clearly has a favourite son, and we reveal a new character in the Believe It! Podcast Universe (BIPU).  Liam has to sit down and watch all four episodes and feels vindicated because he hated Naruto before it was cool. Thanks for the breakfast sandwiches, Liam. You'll never read this but you make them the very best, and the sauce mix is perfect.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

We are happy to learn Kaguya’s backstory (she has some good points) and talk about it this week when we are in fact 40 episodes from the end of the entire series Meanwhile in a brief glimpse of canon, Sasuke is in hell and Naruto debuts a new move: Reverse Harem Jutsu. Naturally, in response, we discuss the fuckability of aliens, mythical creatures, and ancient civilizations. If you want us to watch Boruto you’d better take a page from our book and try to manifest some wealth rq because this podcast is almost over and we are NOT loving the moon people. This covers episodes 460-64 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Some real Plot is happening in Shippuden now that there's 40 episodes left. Luckily, we have Kishimoto on the show this week to chat about why he made some of these special authorial decisions. We've finally been introduced to the real Big Bad Guy, so we have some thoughts about past villains in Naruto and the chain of command that they follow and who is actually awesome and who we wish the best for in Boruto.  Aliens in the mall, aliens in Naruto, aliens in our actual real lives.  This covers episodes 456-59 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed.  *Parody *In Minecraft/Roblox/Overwatch 2 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Join us as we dive deep into the life and times of Danzo. How did he get to the top of all of Konoha's government and military structure? What do those sharingan eyes do when no-one's looking? Who is he without Sarutobi Third Hokage's love?  Itachi is a cat, Sasuke is an unknowable blob.  Take a shot every time you hear Duncan sigh like he wants his life to be over immediately and you'll feel 10% as bad as he did on this day. We are terrible guests at parties. Liam is short.  This covers episodes 453-55 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Our audio setup is in shambles but our vibe remains intact. Jiraiya novel is OVER, Itachi light novel is NOW (after we quickly resolve some infinite tsukuyomi stuff for the rest of the cast) Orochimaru imparts some of his classic wisdom on a really young child. Itachi Uchiha is misbehaving. Sasuke’s mom is throwing it back and turning it out.  This covers Naruto Shippuden episodes 449-452, dubbed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Naruto and Sasuke fight at the Final Valley, Deidara is feeling underappreciated in his time so he drops a bomb -- MOST IMPORTANTLY we invent a new game for house parties this holiday season enjoy!!!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

We're into second round of the Chunin Exams 2, the Desert of Death! Rock Lee fights his brother in taijutsu. Dom has a new favourite in Fu. The hosts have many thoughts about Donkey Kong. If you'd like more Believe It! content, including our review of Barbie out TODAY, check out our Patreon! patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Kakashi and Obito finally have their emotional fight - which is unfortunate because we just saw Spot vs. Miles Morales who showed us what a fight with a Hole-Man could really be like. Sasuke has returned, is unimpressed by war, and wants to be Hokage. Orochimaru is out doing sidequests. Support the show and get an extra episode of the podcast every week! We also have a Discord server with 100+ of you weirdos, and would love to make it more. We collect Discord friends like Zabuza collects orphans. http://patreon.com/believeit Follow the hosts on Twitch for streams now that we're back on the content grind! http://twitch.tv/dmgurei http://twitch.tv/sybilcarroway http://twitch.tv/jonescarroway http://twitch.tv/evilsorcerer666 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

More Madara/Hashirama backstory this week, right before returning to the present where Kakashi and Obito are about to unpack some trauma. Sasuke has another new (old) snake team. Tsunade is still cut in half oh no. Support us on Patreon or ur toxic. patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Continuing Baby Kakashi Backstory, we get more Baby Yams! The smoke village (ehehe) is in trouble because Orochimaru is back in his Murdering Orphans Era. We talk Elon, Rae Sremmurd, and why we have no shot at sponsorship (thanks for nothing Manscaped). If you'd like to be a pal, consider checking out our Patreon! New bonus episodes every week! http://patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Alright stoners and weedheads light up and LISTEN: No Naruto this week but we like hanging out and making podcasts so please enjoy this mistake we made. :-) If you like Thomas for some reason you can support his other work here: The Devil's Playground More bonus stuff and bloopers on Patreon if you want that. xoxoxo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Unfortunately, we've collectively said "I'm In Hell" so many times with this show that those words have lost all meaning. We see the final bit of Obito's backstory, and then inexplicably get dumped into Akatsuki Formation Era as Yahiko and Konan flirt a little and meet an unhinged Uchiha. Sorry this was late, I forgot it was Thursday. Help me learn temporal awareness by signing up for our Patreon and yelling at us in Discord! patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

TW: TikTok trends, probably the worst teeth stuff you can imagine, more Bigfoot facts, our friend Thomas, simulation glitches, problematic assumptions about Australians, Mr Beast, Jackass, and Absolutely No Naruto. Better to just enjoy this one honestly, life's too short my friends, value every podcast. Check us out on Patreon if you like this type of stuff, we do it a lot: patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Last recording got snatched by the government because they couldn't let our truth be heard. Unfortunately it was very important that we talk about Itachi's final appearance in the show so we had to record again and Dom is out of town so we mostly didn't talk about the Uchiha stuff and did mostly talk about cryptids. Enjoy (or don't (but do)) xoxo kt You can subscribe on Spotify now for bonus episodes or go to our Patreon or keep your money and buy yourself a nice sando or save up for a telescope so you can peer into the unknown depths of space with your own eyes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Things heat up in the battle between the Kage and Madara, and the only way out is to call him ugly probably. Kabuto faces off with the Uchiha Brothers and becomes a dragon... or is that a fursuit? At this point, who knows. Anyway, if you'd like to support us, check out our Patreon! There are bonus episodes for every episode we do of the podcast, series reviews of other anime, and other fun content!   http://patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Naruto meets a giant ape named Son Goku (no relation) with an asshole mouth (no comment). Sasuke finally returns, and his new eyes see the darkness so good dude. He's so cool. I recently discovered the "insert an ad" button, so we're on a slippery slope. Consider supporting on Patreon to feel like you have agency -- I mean, so you can join our discord, chat with us and with listeners, and get new bonus episodes every week! http://patreon.com/believeit   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

It's definitely Madara this time probably, and we talk about it a lot, and we feel like we know him a lot more and our opinions all change for sure. BUT IF THAT'S MADARA THEN WHO'S UNDER THE MASK????????????  If we say anything weird this week it's part of our Justin Roiland impression.  You can get early access episodes and bonus content for $4 a month and some other ridiculous perks, if you want:  http://patreon.com/believeit This covers episodes 320-323 of Naruto: Shippuden, wubba lubba dub dubbed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

In today's episode, we revisit Orochimaru's Lair for some impressions (you're welcome), wonder if Madara misses being a little silly, and give you some tips on how to commit car crimes. Real villain hours, you know how it is. Life's weird and made weirder by the fact that we still have to watch Naruto filler.  Check out our Patreon if you want to hear next week's episode early, and the slow reveal of a bunch of Host Deep Lore in bonus episodes. It's worth $4. We promise.   http://patreon.com/believeit This covers episodes 316-319 of Naruto: Shippuden, kindly dubbed.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

We finish off the Gekko filler arc, and then we return to some anime bathhouse hijinx as Rock Lee gets into trouble. What could go wrong?? If you'd like to get the Patreon bonus and next week's episode early, check out our Patreon!  http://patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Would you believe that, Naruto saves the gang from hell. In a flashback episode to the Chunin Exam days, Neji tries to save Hinata's eyes so she can go on a date with Naruto. Gekko is revived (and apparently has died).  You can unlock the follow-up bonus episode on our Patreon at any tier above $4! https://www.patreon.com/posts/ep-116-bonus-it-77141261?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Gaara fights his dad. Naruto encounters Pain and Itachi. The hosts have the biggest fight in Believe It! History (TM). Kt unfurls the BMW lore.  Starting this month, Believe It! episodes will be available early for patrons! We will be taking a few weeks off in December in order to roll out these changes, so if you don't want to miss a single week of Believe It! goodness, check out our Patreon! http://patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

We finish the Power arc and discuss the greater impact it has on the geopolitical landscape of Naruto Shippuden, while exploring the philosophical and moral quandaries that Kishimoto poses in this set of episodes, and hypothesize what implications this could possibly have on the rest of the series.   We're going to be revamping our Patreon rewards soon! Check it out to be somehow both late and early to the fun!  http://patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Team InoShikaCho face off against Asuma once again. Tenten gets a powerful new tool. Madara enters the fight. After losing his leg to cancer at only 18 years of age, Terry Fox set out to do the impossible: run across Canada, one marathon a day, in pursuit of his dream to find a cure.  If you'd like to support what tf we're doing, check out our Patreon!  http://patreon.com/believeit And finally check out The Devil's Playground Episode 2 on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/7fvnCFdbqKSX5JiWjUugYx --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

FEED DROP! From the creators of Believe It! comes a new story for spooky season: THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND. Meet the players and characters of The Devil's Playground. Maggie goes missing and the Supernatural Club's investigation begins. Could it be aliens? Sasquatch? Mothman? ...Patrick? Never to be shared on this feed again, we promise.  Follow this project & keep up to date with the Sorcerer's Club:  https://anchor.fm/evil-sorcery https://twitter.com/evil_sorcery https://www.instagram.com/evilsorcery/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Hey y'all!  Apologies for no new episode this week, we had a couple of life interruptions, but we didn't want to leave you totally hanging, so this is a teaser trailer / sneak peak at a new project we've been working on for the spooky season...  Episode 1 coming October 10, 2022.  Check it out and follow along at https://anchor.fm/evil-sorcery  (Psst... Patrons got this announcement first ;-)  www.patreon.com/believeit to join the club.)  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

We're back in the Warzone, as Kakashi does battle with Haku and Zabuza (again) and defeats them (again).   http://patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Welcome to Believe It!, the podcast where we dive deep into Kishimoto’s... classic story Naruto. We finish the Minato and Kushina backstory, discuss Kishimoto's suspect writing, and ponder how else this story will be ruined. If you like what you hear (and honestly, if you're 101 episodes deep, you do), check out our Patreon! http://patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Gather round one and all to the NPNBB and BYOB as we cover four more episodes of Naruto Shippuden filler. Tenten reflects on how she became a utility ninja. Sai has a day off. InoShikaCho hang out with the Eternal Genin (who is back for some reason). Kiba doesn't have the fox in him. Check out the link below for a banging deal on Naruto brainrot. patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Against all odds, the best episode of Believe It! is about the ghost ship episode of Naruto Shippuden. If you'd like to support us creating the thing that makes you laugh (?), check out our Patreon. No jokes today, we'd just appreciate it! http://patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Naruto saves the day, Sakura stacks another L, and Sasuke has spammed his eyes so hard that he went blind. Naruto Shippuden, ladies and gentlemen. Karin discovers Sasuke sucks, and the hosts discuss completely regular things like Kishimoto going to lunch and The Jar. Subscribe to our Patreon so we can keep our show ad-free forever, or else we'll start selling out and reading Raid Shadow Legends sponsor scripts three times per hour.   patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

SAKURA LIES! A Shawk fights a Bee. New Yorkers visit convenience stores. ... Welcome to The Tobi Zone.  If you'd like to join the real Tobi Zone, check out our Patreon!  patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

We're back in canon, and the plot is shmoovin'! The Kages have all gathered to discuss the little Sasuke issue, Naruto embarrasses himself in front of world leaders (again), and... Duncan eats a microphone?  If you'd like to support us in making Nar content, please check out our Patreon!  patreon.com/believeit  Follow us on Twitch for fun stuff we do!  twitch.tv/evilsorcerer666 twitch.tv/sybilcarroway twitch.tv/jonescarroway twitch.tv/dmgurei --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

We have another batch of filler today, including the best Naruto episode of all time. Throw on your cat ears and get ready for another episode of Believe It!  This episode covers Naruto Shippuden 187 - 190, dubbed. If you'd like to support our show so we never seriously sell out and do ads, check out our Patreon! For a couple bucks a month, you can join our Discord community - and for higher tiers we will send you letters!  http://patreon.com/believeit  In this episode we live manifested a MIXT sponsorship, so use our code BELIEVEIT and get 10% off your order today! We're not joking. If enough people give it a try, maybe they'll send us some stuff!   https://www.mixtenergy.net/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

You know what time it is!  Naruto has finally defeated Pain, saved the world, and now... we're back in OG Nar? Yeah, sure, ok, we want to get off Naruto's wild ride. Prepare for a chaotic one and our hottest take about Naruto yet...  patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Pain continues his assault on the village, ultimately destroying it with an Almighty Push. Naruto arrives just in time (which is to say three minutes after Konoha is turned to dust) and enters the fight.  Support our dreams of a North American stand-up tour by checking out our Patreon!  patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

The Akatsuki have invaded Konoha, and Kakashi is definitely dead for sure. Please keep Kt in your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time. If you'd like to support us financially to make sure we don't sell out and put four sponsored ads in our show next week, check out our Patreon!   patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Fuck you for writing Naruto so sad, Duncan! The hosts are dealing with the trauma of potentially losing Jiraiya in 1-2 weeks, based off nothing but shonen anime logic and stubbornly called shots from the beginning of this podcast. We get the backstory of Jiraiya, Pain and Konan; we get the origin of Naruto and his parents; and also what the fuck is Tobi Madara?  Yeah, this one was A Lot.  To support us, you can check out our Patreon! Our yearly subscription is on sale, meaning you now get a discounted rate if you subscribe for the year instead of monthly! How cool! *holds out froggy wallet* patreon.com/believeit  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

It's Episode 69, and you know what that means - we finally get Kakashi's backstory episodes! Duncan Any % speedruns through Sasuke finding his last friend, Jugo, and then we spend the next hour sincerely talking about Naruto and the implications of these episodes for maybe the first time ever.  If you'd like to celebrate this momentous occasion, join our Patreon! http://patreon.com/believeit Dom's art commissions are open! If you want to bully him into drawing Naruto characters for you for a paltry fee, you can check out his Ko-fi! http://ko-fi.com/dmgurei --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

2022 has rolled around and our Believe It! contracts has expired, so Dom has gone on strike while he re-negotiates terms. His demands? No more making fun of Sakura, everyone stop talking over each other so he can edit the show easier, and each co-host needs to publicly acknowledge that he could actually pull off Pain's look better than Pain does. Anyway, while our lawyers get things sorted out, the rest of us talk about our experiences with Naruto so far. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

We're finally finished the filler arc, it's a Christmas miracle!  http://www.patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Hey Believe It! teens, welcome to the MacBook retrieval arc -- the one where Dom's laptop leaves us for Orochimaru and who knows when we'll get it back. We're only about 30 episodes into Shippuden so honestly we have no clue. While we're in technology limbo, we didn't want to leave you hanging. So, here's an exclusive episode FROM THE VAULT, BABY.  The hosts watch Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow. Liam comes up with some much-needed improvements for ninja locomotives. Dom is validated when Sakura gets to make an impact on the story. KT gets about five seconds of young Kakashi and you can probably guess what that does to her brain.  If this came as a surprise to you, follow us on Twitter for updates and never be surprised again: @believeitcast  There's more where that came from: https://patreon.com/believeit Thanks everyone for your patience, we should be back on track real soon!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

On this episode of Believe It!, everyone is hyped on the best fight we've seen in Naruto. Sakura, the angelic force of nature of Konoha Village and greatest kunoichi of all time, fights some ginger dweeb, while Naruto and Kakashi nearly catch up to Deidara. Team Guy simply struggles.  Duncan has some brand new octopi facts (just dropped). All these Naruto scenes have Liam in Fox Mode. Kt reveals the sibling's sordid marionette past. Dom is simply thriving, and you all owe Sakura an apology.  ---  If you've ever (and I mean 🌸ever 🌸) called Sakura useless, I am entitled to monetary compensation. Begin your Sakura Haruno reparations by becoming a patron and I guess also getting our catalogue of bonus episodes and joining our unhinged Discord community. patreon.com/believeit  twitter.com/believeitcast twitter.com/cqcoffee twitter.com/jonescarroway twitter.com/emailthe0nly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Welcome to Sasuke!!! A Naruto Podcast, where the hosts have finally finished OG Naruto! The gang get a great send-off with some surprisingly good Naruto filler. Naruto gets a new beautiful boyfriend. Gaara briefly navigates the education field before fighting dicksword. Ok, there was still some bad filler. Duncan didn’t deserve to be blocked #freebelieveit. Liam is a Kony defender. Kt’s trying to avoid the cookies. Dom walks the fine line between “sheesh, women” and “women… sheesh!” #ShippudenSummer begins next Thursday! Please spam that hashtag on all of your favourite summer activities and fire fits for the community to see!  — If you love us and want to support us and want to unlock our catalogue of bonus episodes, you can sign up for our Patreon! http://www.patreon.com/believeit — Follow us on Twitter now that we don’t hate anime: http://twitter.com/believeitcast http://twitter.com/cqcoffee http://twitter.com/jonescarroway http://twitter.com/emailthe0nly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Welcome back to Believe It! The sound ninjas are kind of handing it to the idiot boys in their respective fights. Kimimaro vs. Naruto is the equivalent of fighting 50 toddlers. Kiba uses his dumb brain and his dumb dog and ends up probably bleeding out in a river. Shikamaru, however, deserves a round of applause for his powerful jazz brain.  Hot new Orochimaru just dropped, which we are very happy for because dude was literally melting in the least sexy anime shower of all time. Kimimaro rolls in and shows us his SWEET BONES and we are sorry for messing up his name, he is extraordinary and not a pervert. Dom learns that she doesn't need to be the one for her to step on you. Kt crowns a new king atop the lovelist. Liam asks permission from the man upstairs to write fanfiction. Duncan has a complicated relationship with John Green.  • If you love us a lot, you can throw us a tip on Patreon! Just a couple bucks a month unlocks all of our bonus episodes and a Discord community full of our best ninja pals.  http://www.patreon.com/believeit • Go tweet at us if you actually want to hear Liam's fanfiction on air: @believeitcast  @cqcoffee  @jonescarroway @emailthe0nly This covers Naruto episodes 118-122, dubbed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

This week, your handsome hosts (and Duncan) watch helplessly as Gaara keeps murdering people, and The Chunin Exams get a major shakeup in the form of the Sound Ninja invasion.  Sasuke is back and KT is just thrilled. Dom defends Rock Lee by way of Piccolo, and reveals his real-life fitness inspo. Duncan has another bone to pick. Liam drops some bad animal facts. Sasuke makes Gaara bleed his own blood; everyone goes night-night thanks to some Ambien-jutsu. Orochimaru takes the fourth Hokage hostage inside the shadow realm. Pretty much nothing else happens in this very normal episode of Believe It!  This episode covers episodes 65-68 of Naruto, dubbed. Talk to us on Twitter at @believeitcast and tell Duncan that he is doing a bad (or good) job. Your choice, we can’t tell you what to think.  Check us out every Thursday morning wherever you find your podcasts! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message